Tuesday Afternoon Zionist Conspiracy Links

 

And it’s a lovely day today in our neighborhood, just lovely. The javelinas are rooting, the coyotes are basking, the Mormons are toasting with Hi C, and Joe Arpaio is plotting his comeback. This is my comeback, which will not pay as well.

Birthdays are second rank today, but we should mention Gropy Al; Big Man Tyrone’s spirit animal; a novel diet guru and all-around fun guy; and a lawyer who never lost, other than his ability to walk.

On to the news!

 


 

The Eric Cartman School of Diplomacy.

 

I’ve got a solution: PUT FEWER PEOPLE IN CAGES.

 

An interesting notion.

 

My suspicion: Big Dairy is behind this.

 

He’s a Jew. He’s a comedian. He’s the president.

 

A sudden grasp of the obvious.

 

Ohio Man In Training.

 

Judge Ferguson smiles from Heaven.

 

On the bright side, he’s certainly a looker.

 


 

Old Guy Music today is from a project that… well… it was damned interesting. Some of our favorite musicians collaborating on this one.

 

Comments

360 responses to “Tuesday Afternoon Zionist Conspiracy Links”

  1. So…. are you one of these there (((Supremacists)))?

    *squints suspiciously*

    1. Old Man With Candy

      I’d explain it to you, but you couldn’t understand.

      1. bacon-magic

        *barks for pizza

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Someone misses you.

          1. bacon-magic

            Tell her she’s married.

        2. Count Potato

          Who’s a good cured pork?

  2. Count Potato

    “On the bright side, he’s certainly a looker.”

    Looking at his nose, perhaps he should have used needles.

    1. Chafed

      I feel for the guy. He can’t shake his demons.

      1. Rhywun

        #metoo – He was an essential part of the best years of Stern, where his troubles were aired pretty wide-openly.

  3. tarran

    I just finished listening a very interesting covnersation. Jordan Peterson interviewing Milo Yiannopoulos.

    Milo: The Forbidden Converasion

    My prediction: a third of us will find it absolutely riveting. I certainly did.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      He’s a pretty smart guy and he’s worth listening to when he drops his shtick.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Who Jorp or Milo?

        1. Pan Zagloba

          tarran.

    2. wdalasio

      Yeah, I listened to that one on Sunday and yesterday. It was definitely a damned interesting interview.

      The thing that struck me is the same thing that struck me when the topic of Yiannopoulos came up at TOS. What’s with all the hatred of this guy? I mean, they made a point of making a stink about his comments about adult/teen relationships. But, a lot of that wasn’t all that far off of stuff I regularly read in their articles.

      1. Count Potato

        I still think that CPAC thing was a set-up.

      2. Playa Manhattan

        Dalmia blamed the Berkeley riot on him.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I can pretty safely say he’s perfectly innocent of all charges if Dalmia thinks he’s guilty.

      3. tarran

        He was cool, hip, gay, witty and… supporting Trump. Reason’s ethos is that cool, hip, gay, witty people support free minds and free markets.

        The thing was that Reason should have stood up for him. The smear against him was based on a doctored video.

        I think they went after him because they resented his popularity. I stopped reading Reason because I had come to believe that they lacked principles and were playing the man vs the ball and were an unreliable source of information. How they handled Milo typified those shortcomings.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Reason’s journalism and opinion pieces became subservient to their desired image instead of their purported principles.

        2. Winston

          Reason’s ethos is that cool, hip, gay, witty people support free minds and free markets.

          Seems rather a Victorian attitude for “progressive” people and a rather reactionary one since it ignores The Soul of Man under Socialism.

      4. Don Escaped Texas

        I only made it to 12:00.

        The public square is a joyless, miserable place was the only well-crafted observation I heard.

        Never studied these guys, but they just seem like pawns in the partisan gotcha game: I would have never thought anything about either except that someone got their nose out of joint for being schooled/owned/shown-up by one of them. Otherwise banal by Glib standards: we kick around tougher notions most weeks.

  4. Chafed

    Mr.T’s tux had sleeves. I’m disappointed.

  5. Scruffy Nerfherder

    On the neo-segregation report I can only think to myself that D’Souza called this situation back in 1991 with one of his earlier books, Illiberal Education, and before he went off the rails.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The new and improved race hustlers…

      Galvez’s “key accomplishment” at Illinois Wesleyan was organizing its first “Lavender Graduation,” a segregated graduation ceremony for homosexual, bisexual, and transsexual students. Additionally, Galvez managed operations at Illinois Wesleyan’s MALANA (Multi-Ethnic, African-American, Latino/a, AsianAmerican, and Native American) Center, including its segregated pre-orientation and graduation. As Assistant Dean of Yale College, Galvez’s duties “include academic advising and shaping the intellectual tone of the college.” Her 30-strong staff comprises full-time employees, graduate students, and undergraduate students. She manages “inter-sectional programming, including race, ethnicity, class, gender, sexuality, etc.” Galvez is best known for co-signing the letter sent by Yale’s Intercultural Affairs Committee advising students to avoid “culturally insensitive” Halloween costumes. The protests that erupted after Erika Christakis’s response to the Intercultural Affairs Council’s letter occurred during the first year of Galvez’s tenure.

      1. Illinois Wesleyan?

        This alum had no idea.

      2. Private Chipperbot

        30-strong staff

        Remember that when people bitch about their student loan debt.

    1. Chafed

      I suppose I should thank you for not posting a Demi Rose photo.

    2. R C Dean

      You can definitely see her Dad in her face.

      Pro-tip: when you’re a chick and your hairline is that high, don’t pull your hair back in a ponytail. Geez.

  6. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Put fewer people in cages? Just think of all of the jobs that would cost.

    1. mikey

      “We can’t end the war on drugs – there’s too much money in it.”

      Only true thing Hillary Clinton has ever said.

  7. Playa Manhattan

    You think there’s dairy in those milkshakes?

    1. Count Potato

      Not the one’s at McD’s, although Burger King in the UK tweeted support for throwing their milkshakes at politicians they don’t like.

      Burger King also made a video supporting net neutrality. So I’m thinking Burger King sucks ass.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Their corporate offices are notoriously stupid. 99% of the stores are franchised, and most of the owners can’t stand corporate, no matter who the owner is.

        I know a guy who used to own most of the Burger Kings in Hawaii, and getting out was the smartest thing he ever did.

        1. Certified Public Asshat

          I made the horrible mistake of trying the BK spicy nuggets. At least it was a good reminder as to why they are at the bottom of my fast food list.

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            It takes a really unique combination of luck and ingenuity to make french fries as bad as Burger King’s.

          2. BK was once delicious and was our preferred fast food place growing up. Sometime around the year 2000, things changed and it was a shadow of its former self. Same with Hardee’s.

          3. Rhywun

            I keep falling victim to nostalgia and going back once every couple years and always regretting it.

          4. Mad Scientist

            Several months ago, I stopped at a Burger King for the first time in years and ordered 2 cheeseburgers. They were inedible. I’m not picky about food, and these things were so bad I tossed them out the window of the truck for the buzzards to (probably) gag on as well. I mean, how do you fuck up cheeseburgers?

          5. Playa Manhattan

            “I’m not picky about food”
            No shit?

          6. Mad Scientist

            OK, you’re right. I do prefer no shit in my food.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        They’re struggling in Japan (again). And I noticed a couple of locations closing locally, with no new ones opening.

        1. Sensei

          I have always wanted to try the burger chain First Kitchen in Japan. Supposed to be good.

          Best part is that in the Kansai area they are frequently abbreviated as “faakingu” aka the same katakana as the English “fucking” which is as it is everywhere in the world also used in Japanese.

          So you can find yourself a pretty girl in line at the Osaka First Kitchen and ask “faakingu ga suki?” Let me know how it goes!

          1. Sensei

            Sorry, on second thought, make that “faakin”. I hat trying to turn English into katakana.

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      There is at Chick-fil-a.

      1. BakedPenguin

        I’d even take Checkers over them. At least they know how to make fries.

      2. BakedPenguin

        Oops. I’d take Checkers over Burker King. Chik-Fil-A is usually pretty good.

        Still not a big fan of the waffle fries, although admittedly, I don’t think I’ve ever left many in the carton.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          Is Checkers like Rallys? They used to be out here, but left a long time ago.

    3. Endless Mike

      More importantly, do they bring the fellas to the yard?

  8. Count Potato

    “EXCLUSIVE: Michael Avenatti’s ex-lover tells how he wouldn’t let her work as a waitress because she was the future First Lady and likens their sex life to ‘salted crackers’, admitting ‘you don’t crave them but you eat when the doctor says you should’”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7024051/Michael-Avenatti-told-aspiring-actress-ex-girlfriend-25-dreams-President.html

    1. Playa Manhattan

      I hit you because I love you can’t get it up, baby!

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      man, that year: when it was going on with the girl who was going on and the boat and then the indictments and bankruptcy . . . who hasn’t been there

    3. Heroic Mulatto

      Avenatti: Disgusting piece of shit or vile nugget of feces?

      1. R C Dean

        No one but SugarFree could capture his utter vileness in words. I won’t even try.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          He’s still pushing the Nike stuff to the media. Is he representing himself?

      2. SP

        First Playa peeked at my Poll topic, so I changed it. Now YOU have gone and looked at the edited version! %^&^%&$# Founders!

        1. Mad Scientist

          Yessss, my plan to become the new favorite is coming together nicely!

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Not aging very well at all.

    2. Grummun

      And not highly figured lumber, IYKWIM.

  9. wdalasio

    It’s weird that the media only got their knickers in a twist over Sniper 3D Assassin just now. The game has been out since 2014. I guess President Trump used his special time travelling powers to convince the game makers.

    1. Chafed

      He is very stupid and incapable of doing anything right. He is all powerful.

      /prog

    2. Rhywun

      I like the guy who had to have “a talk” about it with his 10-year-old. Dude, WTF were you expecting?

      1. I hope the son responded, “I learned it from you, Dad!”

  10. Playa Manhattan

    “The 51-year-old was picked up without incident shortly after 7am on Tuesday morning at Freedom House, an addiction center and halfway house”

    If you can think of a better place to score drugs, I’m all ears.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      AA meetings are usually a pretty sure bet.

  11. Tres Cool

    Lucky 13!

    1. Count Potato

      Can I get a quarter?

      1. mexican sharpshooter
        1. Tres Cool

          I asked for a 13 but they drew a 31

          1. Chafed

            +1 Danzig

  12. Chipwooder

    I have absolutely no idea why Artie Lange isn’t dead yet.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Transfusions from Keith Richards.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s sad really, there’s a lot of squandered funnyness there.

    3. Every time I see the name Artie Lange I immediately think of Isaac Washington.

      1. Chafed

        Why?

    4. I have to admit I have no idea who he is.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Just another very funny comedian with a crippling substance habit.

    5. Raston Bot

      Artie’s been trying to seek immortality the Farley/Belushi/Candy route but his body won’t let him. instead of going out on top, now he’s just sad and thin.

  13. mikey

    As my wife’s yellow-dog Democrat, segregationist relatives would always say “Segregation is natural – them coloreds (when they were being sensitive to there being a Yankee present (me)) just want to be with their own kind!”
    They’re fist pumping in their graves now “See. We were right!”

    1. Tonio

      “(me))”

      Does that mean you’re half-Jewish?

      1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        It’s hard to tell which half.

      2. mikey

        Heh. I wish. A half share of that ((gold)) would be nice.
        More like a bunch of potato-eating catholics, Christian Church preachers and Dutch reformists.
        Actually my mid-western family was just as racist as my wife’s southerners. They were just more genteel and quiet about it. The southerners were quite up front about it while the mid westerners would let it slip out once in awhile and then they’d quickly move on like nothing had been said.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Should that be “we was right”?

  14. Certified Public Asshat

    An episode of the kid’s show ‘Arthur’ featuring a same-sex wedding won’t air in Alabama

    Alabama Public Television says it won’t air an episode of the children’s show “Arthur” that featured a same-sex marriage. “Mr. Ratburn and the Special Someone” aired as the premiere for the show’s 22nd season on May 13. But not in Alabama. Programming director Mike McKenzie says Alabama Public Television has no plans to broadcast the episode. The storyline about Mr. Ratburn’s marriage conveys a positive message, he said. But while many parents will find it appropriate, many others will disagree, he said — “either because their children are too young, or because of their beliefs.”

    “Our broadcast would take away the choice of parents who feel it is inappropriate,” McKenzie told CNN in a statement.

    He sounds totally cool with the overall message.

    1. The Other Kevin

      Oh shit, here comes another wave of memes and rants on FB about Alabama.

      1. When “Love wins” became a thing after the Obergfell decision, I said it was nice to see so many people supporting plural marriage.

      2. A southern man don’t need him around anyhow.

        1. Tonio

          [rebel yell]

          1. pistoffnick

            “More. More. More”

          2. How do you like it,
            How do you like your love?

    2. Certified Public Asshat

      The episode doesn’t specifically address Ratburn’s sexuality or show a marriage ceremony.

      “Who is Mr. Ratburn marrying?” Muffie, one of the character, asks.

      The scene then cuts to Mr. Ratburn, their third-grade teacher walking down the aisle with Patrick, a chocolate maker.

      Chocolate maker? Sounds like some quality trolling.

      1. Tonio

        Yeah, when the chirruns get ahold of that via older kids all hell is going to break loose.

      2. R C Dean

        doesn’t . . . show a marriage ceremony

        walking down the aisle

        Err. . .

    3. The Other Kevin

      When our middle kid was 2, she got pissed at something. She stomped her foot and said “It’s not fair! It’s not fair at all!” We had no idea where she learned this. Then we talked to my MIL and found out she saw a character on Arthur have a temper tantrum and that’s where she learned it. Thereafter Arthur was banned at my house.

      Arthur sucks.

      1. See, I would have showed her the Dudley Moore Arthur, and really blown her mind.

        1. Tres Cool

          Then the kid woulda been caught between the moon and New York City

        2. Tundra

          “You’re a hooker? I thought I was doing great with you!”

    4. mexican sharpshooter

      “Who is Mr. Ratburn marrying?” Muffie, one of the character, asks.

      The scene then cuts to Mr. Ratburn, their third-grade teacher walking down the aisle with Patrick, a chocolate maker. Patrick simply answers the children with a wink.

      It is inappropriate. Mr. Ratburn is a rat or a weasel, of some kind. His partner is a gerbil or something.

      1. Isn’t Arthur’s sister some sort of monkey with a page-boy haircut?

        When my son was little there was a playgroup mom who looked identical to the character who I think is Arthur’s sister. I refrained from pointing that out, though.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          I don’t know, but that confuses me more.

  15. Raven Nation

    OMWC posting from New Zealand?: https://tinyurl.com/y45xc398

    1. Old Man With Candy

      I have an alibi. I swear!

    1. Raven Nation

      “But that’s precisely why we may see increasingly totalitarian measures, as the gap between the will of the people and the interests of the small minority in charge continues to widen. History’s bloody revolutions show us what happens when this gap becomes too large, and the government entirely ceases to effectively represent the governed”

      That’s pretty close to a call for revolution.

      “Conservatives will continue to push unpopular policies on an unwilling United States. But it’s unclear how long people will accept having decisions made for them by a few dozen rich white men.”

      Those two sentences appear to be inconsistent.

    2. The Other Kevin

      Out with the rich white men! Bernie/Biden in 2020!

      1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        Hey, what’s O’Rourke? Chopped chorizo?

        1. Urthona

          Not popular anymore.

          1. R C Dean

            Yeah, its weird how he was teh awesomest when he was running against a Repub, but is a nobody when he’s running against Dems.

          2. Spudalicious

            He doesn’t have enough of teh gay. He got cock blocked by Booty-gag.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      So Nathan’s writing for the Guardian now.

      It’s at least somewhat aggravating to me that a mental midget like him continues to find employment as a self-loathing race hustler and general dipshit.

      1. Rhywun

        He’s got a flair for Marxist claptrap that fits right in there.

    4. Raston Bot

      couple funny observations in the comments about rich Chinese men running China and rich black men running [insert random African shithole country].

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        I’m pretty sure rich Chinese men run much of Africa as well.

        1. R C Dean

          Well, try to.

          I’m pretty sure much of Africa is pretty much ungovernable. From what I hear, they don’t even have roads!

          1. Pan Zagloba

            Hence Belt and Road Initiative!

          2. Not Adahn

            They haven’t developed belts? How do their pants stay up?

          3. Not Adahn

            *light bulb blinks on*

            Oooohhh….

            The droopy drawers fad was just that decade’s dashiki/kente/Kwanzaa

        2. Gadfly

          *slow clap*

  16. Certified Public Asshat

    Here it is, the worst GoT take:

    It’s been over 24 hours. No more spoiler alerts. Here’s why @AOC and I are officially on #TeamSansa now. pic.twitter.com/WKKHDbFz1M— Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) May 21, 2019

  17. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Don’t rent from Hertz, apparently they’re pretty slack with their auto inventory and keep mistakingly reporting rented cars as stolen:

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-05-20/they-had-me-gunpoint-hertz-customers-keep-getting-arrested-driving-stolen-cars

    1. Mad Scientist

      That seems like a sure way to get rid of those pesky repeat customers.

    2. Tundra

      I switched to Enterprise some time ago. Prices and service are light-years better.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      Each one of those is a 6 figure payout, minimum.

      It’s stunning that they didn’t fix the problem after the first incident.

      1. Sensei

        Be sure to bring up the PTSD, “until this happened I always thought of the police as my friends, now every time I see police I relive the trauma”.

    4. mexican sharpshooter

      Didn’t they use to have OJ as their spokesman? This doesn’t sound like a coincidence.

    5. pistoffnick

      I will never rent from Hertz.
      In the early ’90’s I was the events coordinator for our college ASME (American Society of Mechanical Engineers) Club. I had planned a tour of engineering places for 40 other wanna-be engineers. I get to the rental counter and the lady asks for my (and the other driver’s) drivers licenses. We were both under the 25 year old cut off limit. They refuse to rent to us.

      I mean it was obvious from the initial (weeks previous) conversation that I was a college kid. They didn’t think to bring up that little detail?

      We rented from rent-a-wreck for a much better price.

      Yes I HOLD GRUDGES.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        I HOLD GRUDGES.

        I just re-forwarded correspondence from four years ago to everyone at a certain dealership explaining how happy we were with our new truck

        that we bought from someone else in no small part because of how poorly a situation was handled (exquisite detailed provided then and re-attached). I blind-copied everyone in their firm under the assumption that it would be fun for them to spend the rest of the day figuring out who got it, to draw out the emotional impact . . except for the part where they just don’t give a damn, now as then

  18. Law review article (don’t say I didn’t warn you) on the solution to the opioid crisis. Hint: they get it right.

    1. Count Potato

      Thanks, I’ll save it and read it later.

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      On the one hand yea. On the other hand, they lifted a graphic from Vox and put it in a law review article.

      So its hard to know who to believe.

  19. Count Potato

    “Men Paid More Than Women in Kamala Harris’s Senate Office and Campaign

    A new plan from Sen. Kamala Harris (D., Calif.) to eliminate the gender pay gap would fine companies if they are unable to prove they’re paying men and women equally, something Harris isn’t currently achieving in either her official office or on her campaign, a Washington Free Beacon analysis found.”

    https://freebeacon.com/politics/men-paid-more-than-women-in-kamala-harriss-senate-office-and-campaign/

    1. Chafed

      She said corporations, not politicians!

    2. BakedPenguin

      I once posted a still from Bernie’s 2016 campaign. There was an article about his “fight for $15”. I aligned that with a request for interns. Who would be paid $12 an hour.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Here it is.

        1. Chafed

          You are doing the Lord’s work.

      2. Count Potato

        LOL

        1. BakedPenguin

          Chafed / CP: I kind of blocked it out, but the next line down was a notice that housing would not be provided for Interns, they’d be expected to find their own, near the office.

    3. Gadfly

      “Oh, when the President does it, that means that it is not illegal.”

  20. Rebel Scum

    Zarif criticized the US for sending the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier strike group and a bomber task force to the Gulf. “Having all these military assets in a small area is in of itself prone to accidents,” Zarif said. “Extreme prudence is required and the United States is playing a very, very dangerous game.”

    I don’t think they are in a position to be making threats.

    1. The Other Kevin

      Nice carrier strike group you have there. Be a real shame if it were to have an accident…

  21. Count Potato

    “Fidel Lopez, an illegal alien living in #Portland, was convicted of charges related to raping a dog so violently it died from internal injuries. He only served 60 days & was released to public because of sanctuary laws. County refused to cooperate w/ICE. ”

    https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1130664806388719616

    https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/05/ice-detains-convicted-dog-rapist-for-deportation-hearing.html

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Jesus, are we going to hear ululations over “Angel Pets” now?

      1. Dicks in for Dogrambe?

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          Don’t forget: 5/28!

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Is that the enumeration for fur babies in the next census?

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            No, that’s the day our site’s Lord and Savior sacrificed himself so that we may meme.

      2. Count Potato

        No idea how one could defend raping a dog to death.

        1. If it’s your dog then “property rights” would be a good starting point.

          1. Count Potato

            You could say the same thing about slavery. The law doesn’t make things moral.

          2. There is a libertarian argument against slavery, not so much against the ownership of animals. If you can justify outlawing dog fucking then you can justify no dog/horse racing, rodeos, livestock, hunting, fishing, and so on and so on and scooby dooby doo.

          3. Count Potato

            Are you being deliberately obtuse?

          4. Depends. Are you arguing that dog fucking is immoral or indefensible?

          5. Count Potato

            Both.

            The point you seem to be missing is that making something legal doesn’t make it good, and making something illegal doesn’t make it bad. Even though there are legal things that are right, and illegal things that are wrong.

          6. Not missing it, I’ve grokked that distinction for many years, I am arguing that dog fucking, while immoral, is defensible from a property rights standpoint. You seem to think that defensible and moral are equivalent, sometimes you have the right to do the wrong thing.

    2. R C Dean

      It appears Oregon Live pulled the linked article.

      I gotta believe someone who would do that isn’t confining their sadistic dysfunction just to snuff sex with dogs.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Link works for me.

        1. R C Dean

          Its back. I wonder if they edited the article?

          He was sentenced to three years of probation and 60 days in jail on April 8, but was let out of jail immediately because he had already served the time leading up to his sentencing hearing.

          County leaders have repeatedly said they can’t legally detain inmates under state and federal law when immigration officials send only a written administrative “detainer” asking that an inmate be held for up to 48 hours.

          I wonder if he was sentenced to time served so he could be released before ICE caught up with him. Meh, I would say that’s within a judge’s discretion.

          I also wonder if they are right about the immigration detainer having no legal effect. I am not keen on government agencies detaining people without a warrant or other judicial process in hand.

          1. Mad Scientist

            Carnac: Which places in the US have the most sheep?

          2. Stinky Wizzleteats

            I wish bestiality was the worst of DC’s problems.

          3. Pan Zagloba

            From HM’s link, it’s apparently not considered a problem there!

          4. Spudalicious

            For different reasons for each, I’m not surprised.

          5. B.P.

            That’s allegedly been one of the hang-ups with the whole “city ain’t cooperating with ICE” thing. The local jail claims that it can’t hold someone without a warrant, and thus must let people go before ICE drops by to pick them up. Some local governments have written agreements with ICE to hold people ICE is interested in.

          6. R C Dean

            There’s a lot of “passive” resistance that locals can do to help illegals avoid ICE, and in general I don’t have a legal problem with it.

            There’s a few places that seem to be going more “active” resistance, though. Its one thing to not cooperate, its another to actively impede. When you are discharging illegals from jail, hustling them out side doors, etc. specifically in order to avoid ICE, that’s getting into aiding and abetting territory.

          7. Don Escaped Texas

            It’s the same thing as pot: the USG should staff and pay to enforce its own damned laws. There is no reason I should pay a cent of overtime to my local pigs to babysit national hysterics.

          8. R C Dean

            Agreed, Don.

            I also don’t want to pay anything to my local pigs so they can (a) assist people in breaking laws and (b) break laws themselves.

            Non-cooperation? Fine.

            Active assistance to illegals and active impeding of federal law enforcement? Not a fan.

          9. Not Adahn

            Yeah there was something semi-local where a judge kicked the waiting ICE agents out of his courtroom… then had the baliff lead the defendant/deportee out a side door avoid them.

          10. There’s obstruction of justice and abuse of power. The judge was prosecuted, right?

            /I know, I know.

      2. Chafed

        You are right. There are either human victims who haven’t reported him or this is the warm up to something else.

  22. Rebel Scum

    Why Are Milkshakes Being Thrown at Right-Wing Politicians Like Nigel Farage?

    Leftists do not practice civil discourse.

    And do you know who else dumped milkshakes on people?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Harry Reems?

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      Kelis??

    3. BakedPenguin

      A bunch of YouTubing kids in the late oughts/early teens?

    4. Urthona

      They’re trying to bring all the boys to the yard?

    5. bacon-magic

      Biff?

    6. Gadfly

      Daniel Plainview?

      Or rather, he did the reverse. Close enough.

    7. invisible finger

      The Wieners Circle?

    8. R C Dean

      Since milk is a white supremacist symbol, wouldn’t dumping milkshakes on people be some kind of white supremacist thing?

      1. Spudalicious

        What if it’s a chocolate milk shake?

        1. Tejicano

          Cultural appropriation!

          1. Spudalicious

            Racist bastards.

  23. Count Potato

    “Very pleased to share my memoir, Tough Love: My Story of the Things Worth Fighting For. Simon and Schuster will publish on October 8. I hope you will enjoy reading it. It’s described in this link and available for pre-order now”

    https://twitter.com/AmbassadorRice/status/1130874960954707969

    1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      Things worth fighting for. I guess Chris Stevens isn’t one of them.

      1. Chipwooder

        Ba-ZING!

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      She actually has had an interesting life and is probably worth reading about. But there’s no fucking way I’m reading a politician’s autobiography, not even Condoleezza Rice’s.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s Susan Rice…

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          Who’s that?

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            A paid liar like the rest of them.

          2. Urthona

            Famous 49ers receiver

          3. Spudalicious

            Jerry pulled a Bruce Jenner?

          4. Urthona

            Famous Andrew Lloyd Webber librettist.

          5. The San Francisco Treat.

          6. Urthona

            Famous author of vampire novels.

          7. Tres Cool

            Uncle Ben’s niece

          8. Fatty Bolger

            Former Director of Unmasking under Obama.

        2. Raven Nation

          Important contributing architect to Obama’s Libya policy.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      A) Who the fuck would read that? It would take a lot for me to read the memoirs of some asshat politician let alone one that wasn’t even interesting.
      B) Love the comments and the Benghazi spins.

    4. R C Dean

      Christ, what a narcissistic a-hole.

      And I’m just going by her continued use of the “@AmbassadorRice” handle years after she stopped being any such thing.

  24. Heroic Mulatto

    He’s a Jew. He’s a comedian. He’s the president.

    If you told my great-grandparents that in 2019 both the president and the prime minister of Ukraine are Jews, you would be speaking to two 130 year old zombies.

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      If you line up every internal organ of a human being down on the highway, starting at the westernmost tip of Highway 55, you will make it all the way to jail.

      1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        Food for thought.

        /Jeffery Dahmer

        1. That’s Notre Dame alum Jeffrey “Golden” Dahmer.

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      That’s deep.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Did you know that in every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa?

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          Did the Dali Lama steal your handle?

    3. The Other Kevin

      If you stretched a man’s intestines around the equator, he would die.

    4. Don Escaped Texas

      If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised. – Dorothy Parker

      1. Tundra

        Ok, that made me laugh.

      2. mikey

        And
        “All I need is enough room to lay a hat and a few friends.”

      3. Urthona

        Yale has a prom?

        1. R C Dean

          It probably has several now, all sorted by race, sex, gender, sexual preference, religion, and neurosis.

    5. Winston

      the president and the prime minister of Ukraine are Jews,

      Justin Raimondo told me the pro-western Ukrainians are all neo-Nazis.

    6. grrizzly

      He was sworn in as President with his hand on the new testament (actually only the four gospels). So, I’m not sure he’s Jewish by American standards. He’s certainly still a Jew by Russian/Ukrainian ones.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Does Ukraine allow other texts to be used or is there a state religion and a mandate that the gospels be used?

        1. grrizzly

          It’s definitely a tradition to use this specific book.

          All six Ukrainian Presidents since 1991 have taken the oath of office on the Gospels: Leonid Kravchuk (1991), Leonid Kuchma (1994), Viktor Yushchenko (2005), Viktor Yanukovych (2010), Petro Poroshenko (2014), Volodymyr Zelensky (2019).

        2. Pan Zagloba

          Looking at Wikipedia page for it (and why am I surprised there’s one?), first president didn’t use the gospel, the rest did.

          And not just any gospel – this one. So it’s less religious and more nationalist in its bent, since it’s in Old Ukrainian instead of Church Slavonic.

  25. Winston

    So Bran from Game of Thrones becomes King thanks in part to his ability to tell stories apparently. Doesn’t that sound a bit Mary Sueish? A writer writing about how important storytellers are?

    1. Rhywun

      The big twist is GRRM is just another pen-name for Stephen King. That fat guy he hired to play GRRM is his butler.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        *mind blown*

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        This makes the most sense.

        1. BakedPenguin

          No, there would already be 100,000 more pages were that the case.

    2. Urthona

      Let me wait 30 years for the books to finish and I’ll tell you what the author meant.

    3. bacon-magic

      Yeah great job GOT, a guy connected to a big organic computer runs things. Break the wheel got replaced by 4 wheels.

  26. Count Potato

    “”If “redhead’ is an often-repeated personal branding device for you, then you, in my opinion, are not a redhead, because clearly no one has ever used that term against you while yelling, ‘Ginger!’ or ‘Red!’ or, worst of all, ‘Red, eye on the ball!’”

    https://twitter.com/Jezebel/status/1130936418199572481

    https://jezebel.com/can-i-please-start-some-drama-for-one-minute-1834899647

    TW: Jezebel

    1. Rhywun

      Recently, I saw a Twitter handle I didn’t like.

      Annnnnd… I’m out.

      1. R C Dean

        Not so fast. I just saw one I didn’t like as well.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Waaaaahhhhh

  27. Winston

    I think John Marshall Harlan is smiling too:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Marshall_Harlan#Jurisprudence

    in his Plessy dissent, he also stated “[t]here is a race so different from our own that we do not permit those belonging to it to become citizens of the United States…. I allude to the Chinese race.”

  28. Rufus the Monocled

    I’m surprised Lange has managed to stay alive.

  29. Gadfly

    He’s a Jew. He’s a comedian. He’s the president.

    He also has bold plans. FTA:

    “We must become Icelanders in football, Israelis in defending our native land, Japanese in technology,” he said at the swearing-in.

    The other two I get, but are the Icelanders actually any good at football (the soccer type, I presume)?

    Also,

    He said Ukrainians must also “become Swiss in our ability to live happily with each other, despite any differences”.

    So does this mean I should start looking into Ukraine for my next off-shore bank account?

    1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      That’s a lot of cultural appropriation. Many problematics.

    2. Rhywun

      are the Icelanders actually any good at football

      They were European-famous for punching well above their weight in a couple recent tournaments.

      1. R C Dean

        European-famous

        Sounds kinda like what we used to call “rodeo hot” in Texas.

      2. Gadfly

        Good to know. As someone who knows next to nothing about soccer, I would’ve expected a Brazil or Spain in that analogy, but punching above your weight works better when making an aspirational comparison for a country like Ukraine.

      3. Count Potato

        Did you know that for every person in Iceland there are 24 people in Mexico City who couldn’t care less about Iceland?

  30. Winston

    On 1 March 1929, Lloyd George launched *i*We Can Conquer Unemployment*i*, the policy document that was to form the basis of the Liberals’ campaign. The Welshman pledged that if his party were returned to office, they would reduce levels of unemployment to normal within one year by utilising the stagnant labour force in vast schemes of national development. The programme had evolved from the policy studies Lloyd George had commissioned in the immediate years prior to the election and was a direct legacy of the Yellow Book, (*i*Britain’s Industrial Future*i*) that had been published in the previous year.

    The schemes for national development were supported by key economists and theorists such as John Maynard Keynes and Seebohm Rowntree and detailed explicit plans for house building, road construction and the extension of the telephone system, all of which would stimulate the economy by providing jobs for the unemployed. The manifesto included a breakdown of the levels of employment that would be generated by each scheme and identified the total cost and financing arrangements for each programme. 350,000 men would be put to work constructing roads and bridges alone, and the Liberals claimed that the cumulative effect of all schemes would generate an annual saving of £30,000,000 to the Unemployment Fund.

    Not only was Lloyd George a “social liberal” in it’s original sense (as a crypto-socialist), he put Britain in WWI he was also an avid Free Trader.

    http://www.libdemmanifesto.com/1929/1929-liberal-manifesto.shtml

  31. Chipwooder

    So this popped up on derpbook, linked by one of my old jarhead buddies. The Commandant says there will be no further changes to boot camp as far as sex segregation goes. Which led to this amusing gem:

    “Army, Navy and Air Force managed to integrate boot camp without violating the statute,”said ret. Navy Capt. Lory Manning, director of government operations at the Service Women’s Action Network. “Why can’t the Marine Corps do the same? Drill instructors may be present 24-7, but they are not housed in the recruit barracks, so their continual presence is not a violation of the statute he mentions.”

    You’d think someone whose job it is to give quotes to the media about this stuff would get the most basic things right – Marine drill instructors absolutely ARE housed in the recruit barracks. One DI sleeps at the barracks in the DI hut every night. They rotate every few days. Capt. Lory Manning certainly is a credit to her service and sex!

    1. Gustave Lytton

      She’s using technicalities. She’s using housing to mean assigned living quarters vs merely sleeping/eating/bathing/etc.

    2. BakedPenguin

      It’s as if they didn’t even see Full Metal Jacket.

    3. R C Dean

      I suspect the Marines care very little indeed about what some Navy puke thinks about how Marines are trained.

      1. Fourscore

        She’s retired. They didn’t ask my opinion and I’m retired. Have about the same concern probably.

  32. Rufus the Monocled

    US nominal GDP: $78 trillion.
    World GDP: $108 trillion.
    Green New Deal cost: $93 trillion.

    Any questions?

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Whoops – scratch the World GDP.

      Stick to the US figure.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Man did I mess this up:

        World nominal GDP in USD is $78 trillion.
        Green New Deal cost: $93 trillion.

        I misread the numbers.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          Why do you hate the children?

    2. Winston

      I think the Guardian would say it is worth it.

    3. Urthona

      That’s more than I make in a year!

    4. Don Escaped Texas

      in very round figures that are low but easy to remember

      US GDP is $20T = 333M folk x $60k average income

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        or, as I actually meant, that are “high”

        a tick over $19T just now

      2. R C Dean

        So we have less than 12 years to spend $93TT on the Green New Deal. Total GDP over that time will be around $220TT. So take nearly half the economic output of the US and redirect it to the GND. Sure. That’ll work, no prob.

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          Obama announced once that X% of cars would be all-electric by 202Y.

          I laughed and explained to those nearby that he would be stretched to make all cars red by 202Y. Cars last over 12 years and that number is growing, so just understand that if you have instantaneous, 100% compliance, you can only move the needle 8% per year. But nothing is instantaneous or universal.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            Telsa can’t even hit its production and sale targets.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            It’s like you don’t even grok 5 year plans.

          3. Spudalicious

            5 year plans typically get updated every year.

        2. Rhywun

          The best part is they don’t actually care if it “works” or not.

  33. BakedPenguin

    Looks like SHOWTIME is cutting into CPRM’s territory.

  34. So, haven’t had a lot of posting time lately. Last weekend was an extended drill with lousy connectivity, etc. Catching up on a few flicks at the theaters before I head out of town again this weekend to visit some friends. (Catching the subbed version of Nausicaa for Ghiblifest tonight).

    Anyhoo – for some reason, only just heard about this from Kyle Smith’s review at NRO this afternoon. “Cold Blue” – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmwm4VPW7RY

    Looks like it’s playing Thursday night – one night only before it comes out on HBO next month for the 75th anniversary of D-Day. For the folks who caught “They Shall Not Grow Old” – this looks like a great companion piece. If I get in ahead of schedule, I may try to catch it in Charleston, WV.

  35. Winston

    https://original.antiwar.com/justin/2014/03/27/libertarianism-in-one-country/

    Oh that headline. Does that make Raimondo a libertarian Stalinist?

    Ron Paul’s response to the Crimean “crisis” and the Russian annexation – “Who cares?” – was quintessentially libertarian.

    I like how expressing any kind of opinion on foreign affairs that doesn’t attack the US or it’s allies is inherently neocon warmongering.

  36. Winston

    https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2019/05/21/news-to-us-intrepid-journalist-reveals-that-conservatives-are-the-ones-who-made-chick-fil-a-an-issue/

    Why do these conservatives have to politicizing something because liberals want to be ban something?

    Also will she be hired by Reason.

  37. Gadfly

    In a ridiculous move, apparently some Instagram meme-makers want to unionize. They want a cut of the money they say Instagram makes off of their work, among other things. But at least they came up with an appropriate name:

    And before you write off IG Meme Union Local 69-420 as a joke, the organizers of the collective would like you to know that they are very serious.

    Very serious, indeed.

    1. R C Dean

      They’re Instagram employees?

      If not, then they are likely engaged in illegal “collective bargaining”, an anti-trust violation.

      1. Winston

        You can find some emanation or penumbra…

      2. Gadfly

        They’re Instagram employees?

        Not in the slightest. Just users who feel entitled to more than they bargained for when they signed up for the service.

      3. Don Escaped Texas

        With all due respect, isn’t anti-trust bad law in the first place?

    2. Winston

      How exactly can you unionize when you are not actually an employee of the entity you are bargaining with?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Oh hush….

        1. Winston

          They also don’t pay them or hire them either…

      1. Winston

        Compared to the heavily unionized Hollywood film industry, where a single project almost always includes of dozens, hundreds, or thousands of contract workers in its production, YouTube relies on a vast swath of contributors who operate solo — the very concept and appeal of “vlogging” is predicated on this — or with a small group of friends. The result is less incentive to form a “collective” of workers as a union or a guild.

        “It’s very ‘me me me,’ and kind of designed that way, especially with the very popular YouTubers, where it’s just like, ‘my channel and my life,’ says Lindsay Ellis

        ….

        Ellis now runs a film and media analysis YouTube channel under her real name with over 500,000 subscribers, three full-time employees and a Patreon account.

        Ellis says she’s begun to see herself in the past year or so as a professional employer — one who now legally owns two corporations, including a shell corporation to pay her out-of-state employees. But she believes that that professionalized mindset isn’t so commonplace in the vlogging world, especially when compared to the long-standing, highly structured Hollywood guilds like SAG-AFTRA and the Producers’ Guild.

        1. Winston

          Two Comments:

          Becoming heavily unionized like Hollywood would create major barriers to entry for content creators which would exacerbate the corporatization of these platforms that people complain about.

          Ellis is a SJW prog so here being a corporate employer with shell companies is hilarious to me.

          1. Akira

            Becoming heavily unionized like Hollywood would create major barriers to entry for content creators

            Exactly. We have never had such an astounding variety of content, and unions would fuck that all up.

            What really pisses me off – just because it hits close to home – is this notion floated by Hillary Clinton and other Lefties that “gig” employers (e.g. those that operate like Uber) should have to give all of their contractors a benefits package, despite the fact that they have no set working hours nor minimum work volume. Such a change would destroy the business models of these places, and the Left fucking knows it. These gigs are excellent for people who already have a job but don’t have enough time to commit to a second job. I really think the Left just doesn’t want people to get ahead through hard work; they’d rather you get on welfare and vote Democrat.

            … But I suppose that private sector union membership is on the decline, and every parasite needs a host. When their host dies or starts to fight them off, they desperately search for a new victim from which to suck their lifeblood.

          2. Winston

            I really think the Left just doesn’t want people to get ahead through hard work; they’d rather you get on welfare and vote Democrat.

            Ding Ding. Since at least the 1990s the left has adopted the strategy that they are the Party of Government and of anyone who gets a government check. Hence why they loathe budget cuts and love bureaucracy since that means more government employees to vote for them. This also drives their immigration policy. Oh and this also means their embrace of laissez faire will not happen anytime soon.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            90’s? It’s been longer than that.

        2. Gustave Lytton

          shell corporation to pay her out-of-state employees

          Gee, I wonder why that is.

    3. mikey

      FTA: :“People that are trying to earn a living on these platforms …”

      OKAAAY. I know I’m almost as old as 4score, but why would you try to earn a living at something that doesn’t pay anything?

      1. Ad revenue. My wife’s friend makes $4k a month in ad revenue and paid product placements on her IG account.

        She also madr $84293 last year and bought a 2011 Toyota Corolla. Click here to learn how!!!

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It can pay extremely well.

        But like most other things entertainment related, positive results are rare yet highly touted.

      3. mikey

        OK. You see an opportunity, figure out the system, work hard, do something that people want and you can make money.
        Maybe.
        If, not. Tough.

        Actually, it’s pretty cool that people can make money doing what they’d probably do for free while using a tool built by people that really had no idea how the tool would be ultimately be used.

        1. Yup. I’ve tried a few times, but my attempts fizzle out after a few weeks because I don’t want to put in the effort to comment on 50k posts in order to get a following. There’s a level of pretending to care that some random person’s kitchen remodel was designed to be a replica of her childhood home that I just can’t muster.

      4. mexican sharpshooter

        why would you try to earn a living at something that doesn’t pay anything?

        Depends on what you are trying to influence via Instagram. This guy for example, pretty much live on Yachts he doesn’t own.

        1. R C Dean

          A friend of Mrs. Dean has been pulling down around $5K a month with a YouTube channel (I think) where she posts videos of Barbie dolls acting out fairy tales (recollection is a little fuzzy here, but that’s the gist). Apparently she has quite a following of other young mothers?

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            Is it called the Fizzy Toy Show?

          2. There’s a STEVE SMITH joke in there somewhere.

  38. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Mark Steyn interviews George Papadopoulos (Part 1):

    https://youtu.be/ggNWpNZJjNg

    What a bullshit frame job they pulled on the guy.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      There’s a part 2 as well:

      https://youtu.be/sl40tJBfZN4

    2. Ed Wuncler

      Papadopoulos is an alum of my alma mater. Also, I worked with his uncle (the nicest and one of the best professors at DePaul) in the Geography department.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I knew you were a Russkie

        1. Ed Wuncler

          Got a picture of Putin on my fireplace mantle at home.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Please tell me he’s shirtless in it.

            Sexy Putin is Best Putin.

          2. Are you Putin me on?

          3. Akira

            I think you’re Russian to conclusions here.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Trump needs to shoot the guy a pardon on the way out the door whenever that is, that’s for sure.

        1. Ed Wuncler

          That’s what bothers me about the whole Russian interference investigation. They ruined a lot people’s lives simply because the woman they wanted in the White House didn’t win. The Left could have had a “Come to Jesus” moment and try to win back the people they lost but instead they threw an expensive and destructive temper tantrum.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            “threw”

            You speak as if they’re done.

        2. Trump already threw him under the bus.

    3. straffinrun

      Please, please let there be transcripts of those assets trying to get Papadop to do something illegal or unsavory. I bet they’d make the FISA app look boring.

    1. Rhywun

      I don’t speak asshole. What does that even mean?

    2. Akira

      We live in an era where a woman can hold up a Supreme Court appointment (with an entire political party and most of the media cheering her on) while she spouts off a contradiction-riddled accusation of rape with no time or place specified, and not only escape any consequences but walk away with close to a million dollars in GoFundMe donations and a good possibility of a sweet book deal.

      I’m sorry, but I’m completely closed off to the idea that women have a reduced set of rights in this country.

    3. straffinrun

      Anybody else read that as “Gunts”?

    4. mikey

      Khendarian‽
      @khendarian
      ·
      9h
      So would you need a concealed woman permit to wear a burqa?

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Is he trying to say I have a conditional protected right to own a woman?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Constitutionally

        Dammit

    6. DEG

      I like the first reply.

    7. Drake

      The comments are spot on.

      I keep my guns women locked up in the attic until I want to use them.

  39. Count Potato

    “Cannes: Sci-Fi Film Poster Features Decapitated Donald Trump Head in MAGA Hat

    It’s called When Women Rule the World and the poster image — circulating at the Cannes Market and in trade publications including The Hollywood Reporter — features a bikini-clad woman (a Melania Trump-type character called Maria Putin, played by actress Anna Hera) holding two decapitated heads. One is bloodied up to look like Trump in a Make America Great Again hat and a shaggy blond wig. The other, a gray-skinned, bug-eyed zombie. “Meet the First Lady of the Future with her Heads of State,” reads the tagline for the film from writer-director-producer Sheldon Silverstein.”

    https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/rambling-reporter/cannes-sci-fi-film-poster-features-decapitated-donald-trump-head-maga-hat-1211199

    https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1130954443757953030

    1. Rhywun

      Stunning and brave.

      1. Now do ones with the heads of Barack and Michelle Obama.

    2. grrizzly

      Derivative. There was a Bush-assassination flick during the W Presidency.

    3. R C Dean

      Eh. Raquel Welch wore it better.

  40. Don Escaped Texas

    SAV loses stupid licensing power

    “Today’s ruling vindicates a simple principle,” explained IJ Senior Attorney Robert McNamara. “In this country, we rely on people to decide who they want to listen to. We do not rely on government to decide who will get to speak.”

    I love Savannah and even the tours, but that was a really stupid law. I can’t believe the right thing happened here.

    1. straffinrun

      As long as they don’t braid hair, I see no problem.

  41. Count Potato

    Imagine being this guy:

    “LEFTWING DOXXING: hey, we ID’d this person as a member of a hate group, and he’s a cop…. in a school… so that’s probably bad

    RIGHTWING DOXXING: here’s a feminist’s home address, someone should go literally murder her over a YouTube video

    CENTRIST: these are the same”

    https://twitter.com/AntiFashGordon/status/1130692627802796032

    1. Count Potato

      “Literally “Its okay when we dox people”

      The left is disgusting, you can’t reason with them.”

      https://twitter.com/LordScrump/status/1130945965177954305

    2. R C Dean

      here’s a feminist’s home address, someone should go literally murder her over a YouTube video

      Did that actually happen, or is “AntiFash” making shit up?

      I note his example of left-wing doxxing is rather tame, as well. Why not the one where the politician demanded that two teenage pro-life girls get doxxed?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        In another tweet, he’s complaining about “straw man” accusations, so I think you have your answer.

  42. Pine_Tree

    Chicago commentary follows. Written while still holding obvious libertarian criticisms regarding corruption, debt, pubsec unions, etc.

    I like Chicago.

    I end up coming here for work every few months. Usually stay in River North or the Loop area, but this time staying in Wicker Park. The place I’m visiting is on Goose Island, so about a 1.5 mile walk. If I’m staying in the usual spots I’ll ride the train to Division or North/Clybourn. All my relatives think this country boy is nuts and in more-than-the-usual danger of getting killed.

    I’m a fan of the late-19th century city architecture, and I don’t think anywhere beats Chicago for that – residential or commercial/industrial. I’m still also impressed by the commercial/industrial power that used to be created here.

    And a lot of Chicagoans (Chicagoites?) still have “normal” midwesterner inside them, so when a Southern drawl comes out of my mouth, they kinda like it.

    1. Rhywun

      It’s too bad the people running the joint are doing their best to destroy it.

    2. Akira

      I do love the architecture and history in big cities like NYC and Chicago, but I still don’t think I’d go. I’m very uncomfortable in extremely crowded places, and I’m also bothered by germs, and I imagine more crowded cities as being dirtier, especially public transport (Is this completely rational? Probably not, but neither are most people when deciding where to take vacations). The deep blue politics and inability to carry my gun is not really a deciding factor, but it’s salt in the wound.

      People always tell me that I would love the food in those cities and I’m missing out. I don’t doubt there’s good food there, but if you can become a 25% competent cook, you can make food better than most restaurants anyway.

      I think the compromise for me is going to take trips to less-gigantic cities like Louisville, KY that still have some amenities of big cities but fewer of the downsides.

  43. straffinrun

    13 teen boys caught peeping into girls’ hot spring bath during class trip

    Though the school says the boys will undergo sensitivity lessons, no criminal charges have been filed, but considering the scandal, as well as the fact that not just students, but other female guests of the hotel were in the bath when the boys peeped over the wall, odds are the school won’t be welcome back at the hotel the next time it wants to organize a trip to Nikko

    1. Tres Cool

      But nobody minds those stupid monkeys that park their asses in the springs-its “cute”. Like teens are any different.

      1. straffinrun

        The monkeys have their own hot springs. Speciesism at its worst.

    2. Rhywun

      sensitivity lessons

      When did Japan turn into an American HR department?!

      1. straffinrun

        The big companies all have that stuff. The “diversity departments” don’t have an easy job.

        1. Raphael

          *tugs collar at “Microaggression” workshops he had to attend*

    3. The Bearded Hobbit

      “Teen-aged boys act like teen-aged boys. Film at 11”

    4. Fourscore

      Had the janitors already scraped the paint off the windows (on the door) to the girls shower room or did these kids do that? Oh yeah, that was 60 years ago and it was the janitors.

    5. Playa Manhattan

      “when the boys peeped over the wall”
      No expectation of privacy. Not guilty.

  44. Count Potato

    “US woman’s false rape claim results in neighbour’s death

    A US woman’s lie about being raped set off a chain of events that resulted in her neighbour’s death.

    Brittany Sorey contacted police last month and reported that she had been sexually assaulted by a man who forced his way into her apartment in Largo, Florida.

    She alleged a man of Hispanic appearance forced his way in and used a broken broom handle and a box cutter to “vaginally penetrate her” according to a police report.

    The 30-year-old maintained her story when re-interviewed by detectives later.

    At the time of Sorey’s claim, she and her husband Gerald, were behind in their rent and had been handed an eviction notice.

    After making the sexual assault report, the mother-of-five and her family moved out of the Largo apartment and allowed a male friend to take up the lease.

    On May 10, the friend was at the apartment when a neighbour who Sorey allegedly owes money to started banging on the front door, unaware Sorey and her husband had moved out.

    Sorey’s friend then called her to tell her what was happening and she told him the person knocking on the door sounded like the man who sexually assaulted her, according to a police report.

    The friend then exited the apartment to try and take a photo of the man banging on the front door when the neighbour reportedly attacked him.
    During the confrontation, the friend killed the neighbour, claiming self-defence.

    After a police investigation into the neighbour’s death began, Sorey admitted to detectives that she was not raped and she made the story up.

    She was arrested and charged with making a false report to police.”

    https://www.9news.com.au/world/us-news-florida-woman-brittany-sorey-charged-after-rape-lie-leads-to-neighbour-death/8b2030ae-104a-40fa-b97c-5fe96e56022a

    It’s like Rube Goldberg machine of retarded.

    1. Pan Zagloba

      Looks at photos, shudders

      Eyes never lie.

      1. Tres Cool

        Right? I immediately thought “cray cray”

    2. Tres Cool

      I was disappointed they didnt provide a link, so as to be more reputable
      Here ya go: http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/false-report-largo-386952

      1. Mad Scientist

        In December, Sorey sought contributions via Facebook so that she could purchase a van capable of carrying up to eight passengers. Noting that she was about to start a new job, Sorey wrote that she “shared custody with my ex husband” and, due to her lack of a vehicle, was missing “some of my time and weekends or vacations with them” since, “I live hour and a half away from my kids.” While Sorey sought to raise $6500, she extracted no contributions from her online friends.

        I wouldn’t buy a car for the visually impaired either.

    3. straffinrun

      Box cutter?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Surely there would be evidence of that, right?

    4. Spudalicious

      False report? How about accessory to murder?

      1. Why do you want to discourage women from reporting they were raped?

      2. Tres Cool

        Funny you should mention, cause I already looked to see what FLO-rida had on the books

        http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0700-0799/0777/Sections/0777.03.html

    5. Sean

      Florida must have the worst meth.

    6. Raphael

      Christ, what a mess of a story. But hey, still gotta believe every accusation right?

    1. Rhywun

      But, he wrote, the chef handled beef patties before touching the vegan patties with the same gloved hands.

      OFFS

      1. Gustave Lytton

        See, they were just trying to follow his own idiocy by making sure the pure vegan food didn’t touch his (animal) lips.

    2. Spudalicious

      Oh FFS. I’m sure this asshole is just a joy to deal with in the firehouse. When Alaskan Inuit crews come to the lower 48 to fight fires, they bring their own food because there isn’t enough fat for them in the camp diet and they get sick. This fuck stick needs to throw a few cans of beans in his bag and deal with it.

      I’m fucking triggered.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        No shit. Either he needs to provide his own special food or be DQ’d just like a diabetic or someone else with special diets in primitive conditions.

        https://www.fs.fed.us/t-d/pubs/htmlpubs/htm06512833/page01.htm

        Good luck consuming 6000 calories of plant food every day.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Good luck consuming 6000 calories of plant food every day.

          There was more than one vegetarian dinner that Spud and I made which approached that.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            You drank a jar of warm coconut oil?

          2. Sean

            I eat a spoonful a day, plus a spoonful in my coffee.

          3. BEAM’s not a team player

            Bomb-proof coffee. Great stuff.

          4. Fourscore

            But who can eat 2 bushels of lettuce?

    3. Playa Manhattan

      “Ontario firefighter says his human rights were violated because he wasn’t given”

      That last word there. Given.