Category: Federal Power

  • SPACE SMITH: Revolt

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    ONCE AGAIN, THIS TRANSMISSION IS CLASSIFIED.

     

    Location:  SpaceX corporate headquarters. Hawthorne, CA.  

    “My diabolical plan to set up a Martian sugar beet colony is going exactly as planned.  Soon the world, my world, will be flooded with my sugar beets.  They will all be stuck on a lifeless desert planet, with nothing to sustain themselves but my sugar beets.”  Elon said.

    ”Sir, who are you talking to?”  The hispter in the next cubicle asked.

    ”I’m not talking to anybody.”  Elon replied.

    ”You were just talking to somebody.”

    ”No I wasn’t.  Thats not funny, hahaha.”  Elon’s real but fake laugh made everyone in the office uneasy.  “Maybe its a little funny.  Don’t you have some kind of project to be working on?  I’m paying you for something?”

    ”I’m still working on that 3D rendering of a sandwich you want me to order tomorrow.  Turkey and avacado on sourdough.”  The hipster answered.

    ”Order?  You’re making me the sandwich.  I better see that rendering by lunch today.  I’m still dissapointed the crepes this morning looked nothing like the rendering I approved last week.  Try harder.”

    ”Yes Mr. Musk.”

    ”Hey, call me Elon… Bitch.”

    ”What did you say?”

    ”He called you a bitch.”  A groutesque man in a cheap suit appeared from behind the hipster’s cubicle.  He smelled of Unfiltered Camels, incense, sweat, and a dead house cat.  He sat there inhaling the cigarette from behind a baggy, leather-like set of thin lips.

    “Who invitied this guy?  You can’t smoke in here.”  Elon said.

    ”Of course I can.  Who are you to tell me I can’t smoke in here?”

    ”I own the building…and the big rocket outside.”

    “Hard to believe that, given you work in a cubicle.“

    Elon was not amused.

    ”Fine.  Hold out your hand, Bitch.”  The hispter did as he was told.  The chunky titted man put out his cigarette on the hipsters hand,  pressing and twisting the Camel firmly into his palm.

    ”I guess I can dispose of this outside….”  He hurried away.  “I need an ice pack!”

    The man sat there, adjusting himself.

    ”I think I’m going to have security escort you off my property.”  Elon picked up the phone, and set it down when he found the phone was dead.

    ”No security, I paid them off.  Put them on 8 hour shifts instead of 12, and it might help if you feed them meat every once in a while.  Seriously, it should take more than a Baconator.”  He lit up another cigarette.  “Let me ask you a question, do you know what happened to the Opportunity Rover?”

    ”Opportunity?  It was (((you know)))…I know they’re behind it…somehow…”

    “No, not this time.  I’m surprised you didn’t see it.  It happened near your sugar beet fields.”

    ”How do you know about my sugar beets!?”

    ”Hey genius, my agency subsidized them.  We paid for your secret sugar beets.  Now we need you to return the favor.”  He took a long, orgasmic drag of the cigarette and blew it in Musk’s face.  “The Opportunity Rover did not just go offline because its service life is up.  It was raped by SPACE SMITH.  We even got a fuzzy photo before it was crushed.  Your field may be next, but he’s never raped vegetables.  At least not yet.”

    Musk tried to call security on his iPhone.

    ”That won’t work either, we already took it through the backdoor.  Much like that Soviet probe. SPACE SMITH has been tossing its salad since the 70’s.”  He adjusted himself again.  “SPACE SMITH is just one of many SMITHS here on Earth.  They’re behind something of a revolt.  You will help us cover it up.”

    ”You are telling me what to do?”

    “We need a fall guy.  You’re going to be it.”

    ”Excuse me?”

    ”We just need a guy interesting enough to take the attention away from a small roving gang of crypto-rapists.  The media just focuses on you.  No big deal really, other than you losing a shitload of money.  You’ll pay a few fines, we’ll short your companies, the proceeds of which will be used to pay off the cryptids, for the time being.  Its all in the contract you signed when you became a defense contractor.”

    ”No it isn’t.  I paid a lot of (((lawyers))) to read it for me.”

    ”I’m sorry, it’s called the fuck you that’s why clause.  Its not really written in the contract, but you’re going to do it anyway.”

    ”How can you make me do it?  I’m one of the most powerful men on Earth…and Mars.”

    ”Well…we already hacked your iPhone.  You just put out a tweet that will be interpreted by the Russian media as you being an anti-semite.”

    ”What?”  Elon looked on his iPhone.  “No!”

     

    ”There’s also a small matter involving the SEC.”

     

    ”Tesla shareholders are going to panic sell.”

     

    ”By the way, you just lost your security clearance.”

    ”You’re trying to ruin me!”  Elon shouted.  “Why?”

    The sweaty man took a final drag of his cigarette.

    ”Because fuck you, that’s why.”

  • Special Service Agent in Charge Scruffy don’t work for free…

    Outside the Lincoln Memoral, Washington DC, January 19, 2019:

    “Help a furloughed government worker?”

    “Help a furloughed government worker?”

    ”Yeah I saw you looking at me!  I know you have spare change!  Where you going?  He’s coming for you too!  He’ll rape you and your planet!”

    No. Not me. I got my suit from Woolworth’s, and damnit, I look pretty damn good.

    Imagine if you will, a man in a cheap suit sitting in front of the crowded Lincoln Memorial in Washington DC.  He claims to be a furloughed government worker, with his agency no longer funded due to the government shut down.  The man, in a cheap suit not because he is frugal, but because he is grossly underpaid and under appreciated by the very people he has sworn to protect.  Now imagine him heavily addicted to nicotine, and highly depedent upon alcohol but now has no per diem for the travel he did on behalf of Uncle Sam.  He has no way to pay for his bad habits, and no reason to believe anyone cares for him.  He sits in front of a crowded Lincoln Memorial, a site many of you once visited, and held in awe of the awesome specacle that is the memorial.  

    “SPACE SMITH is coming, he is coming for you!”

     

    He speaks in awkward phrases and tells people government secrets he is no longer paid to protect.

    ”The rock floating in space, Oumaumua, is no rock!  Its a spaceship with an ancient evil coming in to rape our very existence!”

    He’s not a madman.   Imagine this is a broken man, with no reason to continue on with his existence in this world.  Telling the world the truth behind the things the government does not wish for you and I to know.

    ”SPACE SMITH will rape you all if you don’t give me a cigarette!”

    A Good Samaritan in a MAGA hat gives him a cigarette.

    ”Thank you, could you spare a light?  I traded away the last of my matches because I ran out of money.  Government shutdown and all.  HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?  You can’t leave me here without a light.  SPACE SMITH IS COMING.  He’s been on Earth before!”

    He yells constantly, but others won’t listen.  His fantastic claims of grand conspiracies, meaningless job titles, and special discounted rates for government employee’s at your local Marriott go dismissed by the passers by.

    “Please donate your spare change…SPACE SMITH RAPED THE MOON! Give me your change or he’ll stick his big, fat, quantum tallywhacker inside your planet!”

    Imagine still, in spite of everything we just witnessed, this wasn’t the stupidest thing that happened that cold January day in front of the Lincoln Memorial.

  • Aligning the incentives in the Union

    I liked Not Adahn’s post on changes to the political system enough that I thought I’d write one of my own. While I could wax philosophical about democracy and republicanism and the like, that’s all been hashed through 1000x by people much smarter than me.

    Instead, I wanted to approach some moderate changes that could be made to the current system to make them much more responsive to citizens’ revealed preferences and personal priorities rather than their stated preferences and social priorities. I’m under no illusion that any of this could ever happen, but it’s a fun discussion to have.

    I mentioned in Not Adahn’s post that barriers to entry aren’t going to affect the incentive to acquire power because power, once acquired is lucrative enough to render those barriers to entry useless.

    I wrote:

    The only way to curb abuses is to kill the incentive to accumulate power via fedgov. That’s an incentive that cant easily be counterbalanced with barriers to entry or other disincentives. It’s also very hard to reduce or kill that incentive. As long as fedgov is the sovereign, no amount of legislation will prevent power seekers from eventually maximizing the reach of their institution.

    What’s the best way to curb the social greed of those who seek power and the complacency of the electorate that gives the power to the seekers? How about an even stronger and more acute incentive? Personal greed.

    Perhaps not this half-cocked.

    My half-cocked idea is as follows. Tax day is now election day. The total government budget is set by popular vote, but with a twist. You have 5 choices: Budget stays the same as last year (zero based, no adjustments). Budget plus 5%, Budget minus 5%, Budget plus 10%, Budget minus 10%. Once you are done voting, you get a receipt for your votes (like usual), as well as a bill for your taxes owed at the percentage you voted for. Taxes are due immediately, and there are representatives of the IRS and the various localities in the building to take payment.

    If you do not pay, your vote is marked provisional and you have 30 days to pay your bill (plus interest) and have the vote counted. After 30 days, your vote no longer counts, and while you still owe the money (and interest), it is no longer considered part of the annual budget and is saved in a rainy day fund that requires massive agreement to access (2/3 states and 2/3 of each legislative body).

    This delineation is important because the federal budget is given to Congress based on actual tax receipts within the 30 day window. Balanced budget is constitutionally required, but Congress has the authority to allocate the specific expenditures within the money received on voting day. However, once you run out of money, you’re done.

    Obviously, it would require a massive simplification of the tax code. It would probably also require some sort of assurance that everybody has to contribute at least something.

    The benefit of this plan is that it aligns incentives for the populace limiting taxation and government expenditures.  Of course, it would never happen because 1) it takes away the meticulously crafted system where costs of government are hidden and benefits are touted; and 2) anything that associates taxation with voting will be lambasted as “POLL TAXXXXX!!!!”

  • Political Daydreams Part I: A more Perfect Union

    Someday, I will go about writing down my actual personal anti-philosophy, why I think that taking politics seriously and trying to live a non-contradictory life is not only futile, but foolish and anti-human.  But that will have to wait for when I’m in the mood to speak with sincerity.  For now, you get this.  This is a series of partially-baked ideas about how to make the United States a better country and to help it remain a single country.  Fantasies about how to split the country into decent humans and filthy statists will happen in part II.  Mainly though, this is here to give all of you Glibs that give me opinions a chance to share their half-baked opinions on how to improve the country (I know you all have them) without having go go through the arduous initiation ritual of becoming a Featured Contributor (seriously, get circumcised before you send your first article to submit@glibertarians.com. SP’s rusty can lids aren’t nearly as sharp as she claims.)  I suppose you foreigners can chime in too about how America sucks and your “all dressed” flavor totally isn’t just barbecue flavor.

    People are the problem.  As Douglas Adams wisely noted, anyone who wants power must be kept away from it.  While that’s not completely possible, it should be more possible to ensure that power blocs are broken up and different factions with competing interests could be set up to keep each other in check.  Basically, in order to keep the country from actually, legitimately going into civil war, we have to avoid a situation in which a significant chunk of the population becomes an unbreakably subservient caste to those in power.  This is already happening  e.g. NYC v. NYS but the right to move out of NY acts as a safety valve.

    Idea 0:  Federalism.  it’s a thing.  Do it.

    Idea 1:  End Sovereign Immunity.  ‘Nuff said.

    Idea 2:  Crimes shall be limited to only those actions which deprive someone of life liberty or property via force or fraud.

    Idea 3:  End federal funding of private organizations.  The major target here are the political parties. Political parties are not supposed to be parts of the U.S. government.

    Idea 4:  Keep the Electoral College.

    Idea 5:  While the 17th Amendment was a terrible idea, repealing it at this point would be even worse.  The most likely scenario upon repeal (IMO) would be that each state would continue to directly elect their senators in the name of democracy, but it is also possible that the states could do something awful like set up senatorial districts.

    Idea 6:  Voting changes, as follows (mix and match):

    Idea 6a – Instant runoff voting.  Not as good as being able to legally kick in the teeth of anyone who says “you’re wasting your vote!” but it’s probably as good as we can get for now.

    Idea 6b – Including a binding “none of the above” option.  When included with 6a, this could make for some hie-larious results.

    Idea 7:  Aleatocracy.  The Senate represents “The States,” the House represents “The People.”  But as anyone who is even vaguely educated about sampling knows, electing from a pool of self-selected candidates can not ever be representative of the population.   Therefore, members of the House of Representatives should be selected at random from the population*.  The brilliance of this is that the house can never be “too” white, straight, Christian, whatever, but will always be representative of the population that it is supposed to… represent.  We’d see the first ambidextrous Zoroastrian vegisexual furry in congress.  There would be some guy who would vote “yes” by crushing a beer can on his head and “no” by farting.  To make serving their term less onerous, we could give them a “secure” laptop (or maybe just a BlackBerry) so they could vote from home.  Those who want the pomp can take their salaries and fly to DC.

    Now, it’s great to not have an entrenched, self-perpetuated political caste, but how do you keep power from just shifting one step away?  That is, if the legislature is changing at random, how do we keep laws from being made purely by lobbyists, or the civil service caste from becoming the only thing that matters?  I don’t know, how does Texas do it?  I’m not too concerned about lobbyists.  Lobbying only works if the effort is worth the return.  And without any long-term relationships being formable, it becomes much more expensive to lobby Representatives (though I would expect all that money to just slide over to the Senate).  The permanent bureaucracy is more problematic, and I don’t really have an answer to that.  Maybe bring back the spoils system?  You guys can come up with one, I’m sure.

    *Technically, you could make the claim that the pool that representatives are drawn from should be the entire country, not state-by-state.  However, drawing by state will help break up power blocs and ensure that low-population states have any of their citizens represented at all

     

  • We Interrupt this Transmission

    Recorded from Durham University institute for Computational Cosmology—March 2018

    “This is absolutely amazing.”  Kegerreirris exclaimed.

    He raced through the lab shouting happily as he finally found evidence to support his theory of Uranus.

    ”Cue the Ron Paul GIF.  ITS HAPPENING!”

    He continued running and slapped an unsuspecting graduate student in her supple behind.  Recognizing his mistake, he quickly to found a male grad student and slapped his behind as well.

    ”What are you doing professor?” The female grad student asked incredulously.

    “Um…Never mind that!  I finally solved the riddle to Uranus!”  Kegerreirris shouted.  Echoing through the crowded hallway.

    “My what?”  The female grad student asked.

    “Uranus!”  Kegerreirris replied.

    ”Her’s may be, but there is no riddle with mine.”  The male grad student said.  Writing his Twitter handle on Kegerreirris‘ hand.

    ”You best be very careful about what you say next, professor.”  The female grad student said, while clutching the electronic #metoo alert hanging from a chain around her neck.

    “We performed a series of hydrodynamic simulations from a deep impact to Uranus.  The data suggests the impact to Uranus is the reason Uranus tumbles instead of rotate.”  Kegerreirris explained.

    ”It doesn’t tumble you sicko!”  The female grad student began to hit the #metoo alert around her neck furiously.  “You all saw what this member of the patriarchy did!”

    “No seriously.  A deep impact on Uranus is the reason it has such an unusual movement.  None like any other body in the solar system.  I have a graphic here on my phone.  See?”

    View post on imgur.com

    She began hitting the button on the #metoo alert as fast as she could.

    ”Alright I think we’ve all seen enough.”  A man in a cheap suit walked out from a shadowy corner of the lab.  He had a slightly tallow tint to the baggy skin hanging around his neck.  Smoking a cigarette in one hand.  “Nothing here happened.  You didn’t see anything in the simulations, that guy didn’t just flirt with you, and this guy didn’t walk up and slap your fat ass.”

    ”Of course he did.  He did it in front of everyone.  He was about to rape me!”  The female grad student began shouting over the cigarette smoking man.

    ”Okay, you need to slow your roll there, sugar tits.  The only thing that got raped was Uranus.”  He began again.

    ”Exactly!  He wanted to—“

    The pudgy, cigarette smoking man reached into his sweaty jacket and pulled out a TASER and stuck the prongs into her thigh.

    She stopped yelling.

    ”You know, they say Kegelciser—“

    “Kegerreirris.  Dr. Kegerreirris.”

    ”I don’t like that name.  You’re now Dr. Kegelciser unless you fail to keep this quiet.  Now as I was saying.  They say you need to aim for the a large muscle group.  Its always the chunky ones that make it difficult to determine that.  Is the thigh meaty, flabby, a bit of both—mmmm.”  He took a long drag of the cigarette and put it out on the laboratory floor.  “You are going to do something for me.  You see your research comes dangerously close to something we’ve been tracking for a long time.  You found evidence it can rape planet sized objects.  We need you to keep this quiet or I am going to have to take you back to the National Archives with sugar tits over here.  Capice?”

    ”So what do I say happened to Uranus?”  Kegerreirris asked.

    ”The world cannot know of the truth behind SPACE SMITH.  Just say it was a rock or something.”

     

    End Recoding ring

  • Immigration in Modern America

    A Succinct History

    Immigration is what created the country as we know it, whether your ancestors were on the Mayflower or you bundled up your life and came here yourself, it is undeniable that this country wouldn’t exist without it. After independence, immigration (like most things in this country) was relatively ungoverned, but in the early years it was also barely a trickle. It wasn’t until the 1840’s that things really got started, and more and more immigrants entered the country. The foreign-born population reached its zenith circa 1910 at 14.7%. Unsurprisingly, as the foreign-born population rose higher, more and more people found it objectionable and worried about the loss of cultural and political unity in the country (sound familiar?). Restrictions increased up until around 1965 when restrictions were significantly loosened. This was palatable to the public because the foreign-born population, around 5%, had reached a low not seen since shortly after the founding. The preceding waves of immigrants had seemingly melted into the fabric of the country. New and different waves of people arrived on America’s shores and the foreign born population exploded (sometimes literally) to 13.1% by 20131. Almost half of these are naturalized citizens2, meaning only approximately 7% of the US population are not considered Americans by the US government.

    Current Immigration System

    This is the confusing part. We only let in certain numbers of people from each country on certain visa categories, and have overall limits on each category as well. The wait for a highly qualified Indian or Chinese national on an H1B (skilled worker) visa can be tens of years while a Nepali (who is culturally similar to many Indians) can get in right away without any special skills. There are categories for every type of situation, I am not an immigration lawyer so I won’t pretend to know them all, but I will mention a few I’m familiar with. Student visas (F-1) allow people to stay here to study, these expire after their education ends. Holders of F-1 visas can apply for what is called OPT, Optional Practical Training, which allows them to stay in the country for 1 year to work a regular job related to their degree. Typically they do not pay all the payroll taxes (like SS/Medicare) and thus make attractive employees where industries are able to employ them economically without much training/pay or they expect to get them an H1-B visa after the F-1 visa expires.

    Speaking of H1-B visas, this is a contentious visa which allows employers to petition for skilled workers they ‘couldn’t’ otherwise employ among the native population at the prevailing wage. The definitions of all these things (skilled worker, prevailing wage, couldn’t hire) are all points of contention between restrictionists and their critics. These visas are most famously given to ‘Tech’ and healthcare workers, my own wife was a recipient. It is by no means a sure thing for those who apply for them as the whole supply (the government limits the total number given out) is usually used up in a few days after the application process opens. There are also unskilled and migrant worker visas. I don’t have much experience with these, or much to say about them. There are also visas for highly skilled persons, who can provide something which no one else in the country can. I usually think of these as visas for professors with specialized fields of study.

    Lastly are the family-type visas (ignoring tourist visas, which obviously aren’t immigrant visas). The so-called fiancee visa allows Americans to petition for their intended to stay in the country for just long enough to get married and apply for the spousal visa. These are given out to basically anyone who can show a legitimate relationship, maybe the complexity of this process can be best illustrated through an anecdote…

    How the Sausage is Made, An Anecdote

    My anecdote is to some extent second hand, but also my personal experience. I am a natural-born US citizen, but my wife is a relatively recent immigrant. She was able to take advantage of the relatively easy entrance to the US after gaining acceptance to a US university. Thereafter she spent 2 years on an F-1 student visa. As explained previously, these visas allow one to continue on OPT, ‘Optional Practical Training’, for a year or two. We became engaged soon after she graduated, but she took advantage of this OPT period to continue to work and live in the US. In February of the next year we were married, the timing of the marriage allowed us to file for her Permanent Residency. The so-called Green card is available to anyone who has been married to a US citizen. The process is confusing and costly, even if performed by oneself. I have a folder on my computer dedicated to this process and it contains over 120 documents, including financial statements for all my accounts for the year prior to application, photos of us together with family, and affidavits from the same testifying to the veracity of our relationship. The two main forms are i-864 (9 pages) and i-130 (2 pages), I needed an additional page (form g-325), because they asked for every place I’d ever lived or worked, which is a substantial number of locations for someone my age at the time (25). We also needed to file i-485 for her (18 pages) which queried similar information, and felt like a lot of duplicative effort, and was equally confusing.

    What is least understood about this process is that it has to be initiated by the immigrant’s ‘sponsor’ or petitioner. All the forms were things I was doing to get her status in the country. Between form i-130 and i-864 I was vouching for her both in the sense that she would have a legitimate connection to this country (marriage to a US citizen in this case) and that she would never fall below 125% of the poverty line – any benefits she collects are a liability I need to pay back to the government. After all the work of decoding the forms and their instructions, finding and printing all the required documents and bugging relatives for their affidavits all I had to do was send them out to the correct office along with the low, low fee of ~$865 and wait (this fee is now $1,225). And get finger printed. And wait. And send more documents in. And wait. A few days before the deadline when my wife would have been eligible for deportation her temporary permanent resident card arrived in the mail. Valid for 2 whole years. Thats right, temporary permanent resident.

    Things went well for 18 months, then we had to file to renew her green card. This application cost us something again, I’m not even sure how much. No, you cannot file to renew more than 6 months out. Yes, they are almost guaranteed to need more than 6 months for them to review your renewal application. We received two temporary cards so far since applying to get her permanent status renewed. By now she can apply for her citizenship, but once you start the application you cannot leave the country until this process is completed.

    That was the complex and confusing process for two relatively well educated people to perform without the help of staff, and is also likely one of the easiest routes to permanent residence.

    The Rights of Immigrants (Libertarianism and Immigration)

    Libertarianism (well, my form of libertarianism, and thus the One True Libertarianism) recognizes the right to self ownership, and all the rights resulting from that right. Among these rights it is recognized the right to travel, as anything you own, you are typically allowed to transport, this is typically called freedom of movement when applied to persons. If you do not recognize this right, then one can be arbitrarily detained. That is tantamount to saying one can be imprisoned without trial. This line of thinking strongly boosts the case for a complete freedom of movement between and within countries, to stop someone, don’t you have to abridge their right to freely move, and thus their self ownership?

    Arguments Against Open Borders: The Constitution

    ‘Aha!’ one says, ‘what about the constitution? That gives the government the power to enforce immigration laws.’
    When questioned, proponents of this point of view often cite Article 1, Section 8 and 9. The relevant excerpts are as follows:

    To establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the United States;

    -US Constitution Article 1, Section 8

    The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of the States now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by the Congress prior to the Year one thousand eight hundred and eight, but a tax or duty may be imposed on such Importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each Person.

    -US Constitution Article 1, Section 9

    Between the power to establish rules of naturalization and the implicit allowance on the prohibition of migration or importation of persons seen in section 9 there seems to be a solid enough constitutional foundation for restrictions on immigration, especially given the loose interpretations favored by most constitutional scholars.
    Now, if the question was one merely of legality, I would find this convincing. However, when did legality mean morality to a libertarian? We’re almost exclusively whining about all the things that the state does which infringe on our rights. Yes, when something is both immoral and unconstitutional that is worse, but mere legality should never be sufficient justification to a libertarian (or indeed, anyone of moral standing).

    Arguments Against Open Borders: National Sovereignty

    I also call this one the practicality argument, and I am sympathetic. My ideal world would crib some notes from Mr. Lennon:

    Imagine theres no countries
    It isn’t hard to do
    Nothing to kill or die for
    And no one but Catholics too
    Imagine all the people living in peace

    Okay, but we all know that isn’t going to happen, right? At least not in the immediate future. The National Sovereignty argument says that we don’t have a country if literally anyone can enter. It is entangled with the fact that we are a democracy and thus, anyone living here will likely be able to vote eventually. I also feel it is closely related to a different, but similar, argument that we are culturally different from other areas of the world, and that letting unlimited immigration would effectively destroy the American culture (cue references to ‘magic dirt’). Proponents of both these arguments worry that immigrants will destroy the country either through their foreign cultural practices or their bad voting habits.

    Typical concerns related to new immigrants are their attitudes towards: religious tolerance, free speech, voting for the public purse, gun rights, pot, ass sex, and well, not Mexicans.

    The problem with this argument is that it flies in the face of our previously stated principles. Some will say that consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, I will admit to never understanding the appeal of this statement. Yes, smart people can use convoluted logic which induces cognitive dissonance, it is rather a question of should you? People who hold inconsistent or non-existent principles are normally called SJWs and we rightly make fun of their lack of principled thought (If they didn’t have double standards, they wouldn’t have any standards at all). This position is also dangerously consequentialist or utilitarian, both things typically abhorrent to libertarians who base their moral and political views primarily on principles and reason. Of course, if you are the type who is a libertarian because of your utilitarian calculations, I think this is probably a pretty solid argument for you to use, if one can safely assume that (some) immigrants do have a negative effect on the country, and that you want to be collectivize the populace, aka be a nationalist (to be clear, I am not using this as a slur).

    There may be other routes to a similar conclusion, I’ve heard some people float the idea of a national HOA, whereby it is assumed all property owners agreed not to let in certain people based on whatever the law may be, when the land was acquired. This is little more than an argument for the social contract, which I reject out of hand. No one really signed on to that, with the potential exception of the signers of the declaration of independence.

    Conclusion

    I cannot reasonably cover any and all arguments for or against open immigration here, but I think I’ve done a fair job presenting a few positions which I chose not only because I’ve heard them on this site or elsewhere, but also because I have held such views in the past. I wrote this up not because I am certain about my position (pro-open borders), but rather because I find myself torn in multiple directions on this issue. My gut says that our borders should be practically closed except to exceptional candidates, as this would have several net beneficial effects for the country (raise wages of lower income earners, reduce demand on food, power, water and housing, depressing the cost of living, reduce pollution, reduce welfare state, increase national cohesion, etc.), but I also am willing to let the consequences of supporting freedom be the deaths of tens of thousands in order to retain individual rights in other areas (gun ownership for one). As such I cannot with good conscience support unfettered restrictions on immigration, maybe some sort of process to screen out diseased people and those with obvious ill-intent would be moral. I am also not sure what a reasoned, rights-based argument in favor of such immigration enforcement looks like.

    References:
    http://www.pewhispanic.org/2015/09/28/chapter-5-u-s-foreign-born-population-trends/

    https://www.census.gov/data/tables/2016/demo/foreign-born/cps-2016.html (Table 1.1)