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  • It’s the easy one! : An Acrostic

    I know that I said I was going to go back to crosswords because a lot of you are Acrostic-ally challenged but I had already started this one. To help I tried to make it very very easy and did make it short. I probably should have posted this one first to ease you neophytes into the wonderful world of acrostics but hindsight and all that. Once again to make it libertarian oriented I chose a quote that touches on some common glibish themes, I expect you all to discuss this in the comments. I mean it this time, last time I was disappoint in all of you. Anyway…Entertainment only…no gambling…have fun…we’re all counting on you…across all obstacles…Epstein’s not dead…

     

     

     

     

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  • Polls vs. Odds: Part II

    In a previous article I looked at how the polls for the Democratic nominee for President compared to the bookmakers’ odds. This is an update to see how things have changed in the last two and a half months.

    A snapshot taken of the polls and odds on three dates presents a good summary of what has happened: (i) August 15, when Elizabeth Warren’s odds first passed Joe Biden’s, (ii) October 13, when Warren’s odds peaked, and (iii) November 20, the most recent data when this article was written. This time all data are taken from averages compiled by RealClearPolitics.com.

    First, the poll numbers, in % (values below 2.0 are not shown):

    Next, the odds, in % (anyone who has never been above about 5% not shown):

     

    We see that the poll numbers are much more stable, especially for Biden and Sanders. Warren had a small rise, mostly at the expense of Harris, only to give it back as Buttigieg gained ground and Bloomberg entered the race.

    The odds are much more volatile: Warren had a huge surge, taking favor from the next four contenders. Clinton (Hillary, that is) and Yang were the only others to gain traction in October. Of course, Clinton is not in the polls data since she has not declared and therefore (I assume) the pollsters don’t include her in the choices, although I wonder if some people chose her and those votes were discarded or called Undecided.

    Since her peak, Warren gave it all back as Biden and Sanders recovered and Buttigieg surged into third place. Harris’s support wilted even further to the point where the bettors seem to consider her a nonfactor. Bloomberg actually reached 8.9% right after declaring, but dropped back some since then.

    It will be interesting to see how the numbers change between now and the Iowa caucuses. According to RealClearPolitics.com, the polls for Iowa now have Buttigieg in the lead (23.5%), with Warren (17.8%), Sanders (17.0%), and Biden (17.0%) in a virtual three-way tie for second. Klobuchar (5.3%), Harris (3.3%), Yang (2.8%), and Steyer (2.5) are next. Steyer has been saturating Iowa (and therefore me) with ads claiming that the U.S. government has been bought by corporations; his national numbers are about half of his Iowa numbers. I for one will be glad when the Iowa caucuses are over.

    There is much more detail at RealClearPolitics.com, if you want the complete picture (they have really nice graphs over time). I leave further analysis and conspiracy theories to the Glibertariat.

     

  • CFP: the Playoff should not be expanded (and it need not exist at all)

    The following article is pure puffery.  The intention is to deal with a topic thoughtfully but not necessarily thoroughly; further, a fact or two may be more than a bit bent.  Read critically . . . and enjoy!

     

    CFP: the Playoff should not be expanded

    (and it need not exist at all)

    There’s plenty of energy around the college football playoffs, how they should be configured, and who sh

    ould be in them.  Here’s a short essay that makes essentially three short points

    • a playoff isn’t needed at all and never was
    • the shape of a playoff doesn’t matter, but the shorter and smaller it is the better
    • it doesn’t much matter who should be in playoffs.

     

    The quest for national consensus reached critical mass in 1998 with the rollout of the Bowl Championship Series and the crowning of the Tennessee Volunteers as its first champion.  Since there is plenty written about the failings and risks and history of the BCS, we won’t get into describing how the teams were decided other than to say polls and computers arrived at the top two playoff teams who then met to decide the championship.  Before the BCS, any number of polls and agencies (and universities!) declared champions, and everyone got along great agreement was rare.

     

    cogito, ergo sum

    There’s an emotional need for (perceived) exactness and certainly that some people have, so shared or disputed championships have riled nearly everyone:  fans, alumni, players, boosters, and alien visitors in low orbit.  It’s worth noting that plenty of writers and services had, even after Korea, declared national champions before bowl season even started; it was not nationally agreed that post-season play meant anything whatsoever (except, maybe, it proved only that a train ran from Yale to Florida).  Because of conference obligations by bowl, the arguably best two teams seldom met, and odd results from the various bowls that were played made reconciling results impossible, so almost no one invested much energy in the notion of a national champion.  To some extent, though, oxen were gored, and partisans screamed their cases and their critiques, but generally college football was just thought to be a fun diversion.  Meanwhile, three hundred some odd national championships were claimed by various schools to account for the 150 years the game had been played:  there is no right or wrong to any of those.

     

    I guarantee it !

    My notion about the championship fervor is that it has been fueled by the Super Bowl.  The AFL and NFL were not giant leagues:  originally most teams in either met and played once every year in the few (dozen) games, so selecting a champion by record to go the Super Bowl at least demonstrated some logic.  The leagues would eventually grow and merge, and their popularity would soar in the last half of the twentieth century to tacitly symbolize and codify how all sports should be managed and seasons decided.  The consolidated NFL would go on to acquire mythic proportion, displacing baseball as the both the national past-time and triplet to apple pie and motherhood.  Ever since, the pointlessness of its burgeoning playoff schedule has seldom been remarked; the month-long festival came to fairly-well supplant or at least necessarily supplement the traditional holidays.  Essentially, NFL playoffs came to be as emotionally necessary as Christmas, and that mania has corrupted and dominated everything ever since.

     

    With the BCS, the best teams, on the NFL model, met . . . usually.  Somebody had to win that game, and to some extent everyone was satisfied with the single, national result.  Except that many were not, and I would simply point out that the dissatisfied people under the BCS are exactly the same sort of people as were dissatisfied before the BCS.  If your ox was gored before, you were mad; if your ox was gored under BCS, you were still mad.  This is the clearest and easiest critique of the BCS (and of any playoff):  it resolves and it changes precisely nothing about whom we believe is the national champion.

     

     

     

     

     

    The biggest challenges to the credibility of the BCS years are three:

    • Boise State seemed to repeatedly deliver perfect seasons in its humble conference but never earn much consideration for the finale.
    • An undefeated Auburn team (2004?) with one of the best offensive backfields to ever play the game was not voted into the finale.
    • USC and Ohio State won BCS championships while playing critical players who would later be ruled ineligible; indeed, both schools vacated considerable wins from that era. There is no universally satisfactory way to resolve the outcome of those seasons other than individual conjecture, which, of course, is how every season is, in the end, weighed in any regard, playoff or no.

     

    The deepest concern has always been that deciding the top two teams has never been unanimous.  For many, the one-game BCS finale could never be relied upon to make sure that an excellent, deserving third- or fourth-placed team might unfairly miss the big game.  A longer, wider playoff would at least settle the question of polls, especially if a politburo of unassailable nobles could be convened to pick the four top teams without being corrupted by the influence of computers or polls or conference bias.

    Thus was born the College Football Playoff system.  Under the CFP, four teams play single elimination games in January to decide the previous year’s champion, and, generally, there has been a reduced tension about the outcome.  But the logic for the four teams is not universally satisfactory and still raises a few questions.

    Two four-seeds and a three- have made it into the CFP finale; both fours- won.  This doesn’t solve or prove anything, though!  Some are consoled that the champion, obviously the best team post hoc, survived being underrated (fourth!) to make it into the playoff and prove themselves:  four teams works!  But it might be that even more people are more certain now than ever that the playoff should be broadened:  there well might be seven- and eight-seed teams that would win out if only they had the chance.  Logic only tells us one thing:  this argument never ends, no matter how many teams are added to the playoffs; someone will still argue the list, same as before, same as before there was a list.

     

    Statistics tells us something worse:  more playoff games afford more chances for the best team to fail to make it to the finale.  By whatever criteria one might agree that a team is the best at the end of the season, and, to the extent that doG on his throne in Heaven could make sure that team was selected by the CFP committee to play amongst the final, say, sixteen, the extra games give that “best team” a greater chance to stumble and fall out of the process.  This theoretically best team might lose a low-scoring affair by a single point to a team that is then eliminated in the next round, thinly as well, and so on . . . leaving us eventually with a champion who narrowly backed into winning it all after having a demonstrably worse season, which even a child would criticize.

    This high-lights another question of ranking teams:  what does a win prove?  A game is a sort of coin flip, but you need to imagine a coin, in the case of 2019 Clemson, that probably comes up heads 90% of the time.  As UNC proved this year, one needs only a tiny fraction of luck to be the team that is in town when tails comes up; more to the point:  UNC had the coin standing on edge until it finally fell heads (insert sad trombone sound here).  Pointy balls bounce exceedingly odd, but nothing went wrong enough for Clemson that UNC could prevail . . . but more than a dash of luck was involved in the final outcome.  We only get to flip the coin a dozen times:  football is a brutal sport that can not be mounted more than once a week; there is only so much of this ammo you can take to this kind of range, but a decision must be made.  Single elimination means every added playoff layer increases, not reduces, the likelihood of a dubious champion.  Ergo, a shorter playoff is better.

     

    The CFP’s committee picks four teams today; the criteria for the four are arguably arbitrary, and the selections are capricious.  The ballots are secret, and there is essentially no way to quash concerns about the equity of the process and whether even the supposed criteria are respected.  Season win-loss, conference championships, and strength-of-schedule are presumed to dominate considerations, but there is no system to say how the decisions were made much less how they should be made.

    Other emotional criteria can never be resolved to the satisfaction of the losers.  For example, what does it even mean to have the best team of the season?  Is it to have been the best team on some weighted week-by-week basis?  Is there a weighting of SoS over results that is unambiguously determinant?  These questions have never been settled, with or without a playoff.

     

    How does a season-ending injury to a critical player count:  is his team diminished in the now because of who they are, or is some fudge factor needed to credit them for who they should be?  Returning to that first BCS championship:  Chris Weinke, one of the greatest college quarterbacks of all time, was injured and did not play; as close as the game ended, it is hard to imagine Florida State not winning had Weinke played; by extension, they were the best team at the end of the year . .  up until the moment he was injured. . . but they lost the finale without him.  On a related track:  one notion that is fairly universal is the belief that a loss early in the season is, ceteris paribus, more forgivable than a later loss.

    From these foregoing examples, one can see two things:  it is impossible to agree on how to weigh schedule and injury impact on the one hand, but, on the other:  the only thing most people agree on (forgiving an early loss) is silly on its face.

     

    So where does all this leave us?  Well, the process for determining the champion has never been solid, agreed, or rational.  Further, there is no process or breadth of scale that will eliminate disputes at the end of the season even in the playoff is expanded.  This leads us to conclude only one thing:  there is no unemotional need for a playoff . . . of any size.  Choose your champion at the end of the regular season by whatever criteria you prefer, and then watch the championship, however it might be configured, merely for the love of the game.

  • It’s the big one! : An Acrostic

    There are a lot of long answers in this one, that’s because to get the letters I needed to spell out the author and title I had to use a longer quote than is usual for acrostics, I also tried to limit the number of clues to under 26 but that proved to difficult and I ended up using the authors full name to make everything jibe. That’s why there are symbol not letter designations for the last 5 clues. Also during final assembly I realized that I had made an almost fatal error, I managed to salvage the puzzle, but the last clue is fugly and Clue S is a name that is usually not initialized, unlike H.G. Wells or R.L. Burnside, but to make it work I had to go that route. It’s only one initial then the full last name. Gender Traitor graciously offered to beta test this one but since she may be the only person who worked the last one I figured I’d go it alone again, I’m still going to blame her for any errors however. And lastly, to keep these from just being vanity projects I have used a Liberty related quote I expect all of you to discuss the meaning and implications of the quote down in the comments. Entertainment only…no gambling…have fun…we’re all counting on you…across all obstacles…

     

     

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  • OverRated: The Week in College Football Polls

    OverRated: The Week in College Football Polls

    Everything is Better with Meetings Edition

    Few of the top teams in the game played this weekend, but, with the first Committee meeting and the blues dealt at Statesboro and Memphis, the sport held onto its title as the preeminent nationwide shitshow.  With only five opinions on the line, three (kinda) came true this week:

     

    Week Ten Most OverRated Football Program Results

    1          San Diego State didn’t make the Committee’s list at all

    2          SMU lost at Memphis in an over-televised much-to-do-about-nothing throw-down and fell eight places

    3          Appalachian State lost to Georgia Southern and fell over six places, totally out of the AP top 25

    4          Minnesota was off but will get stomped by Penn State next weekend

    5          Oregon had to wake up and play to beat USC

    That totals three more toldjaso™ this week to end the purely AP portion of the year.

     

    Here at ground zero, the SMU-Memphis hype was unavoidable.  Neither team had proven to be a top thirty squad, but both have bobbed about the bottom of the AP 25 because they had failed to lose to a bunch of nobodies.  Suddenly GameDay sets up stage on Beale Street and the Liberty Bowls sells the most tickets ever.  Fine.  Whatevs.

     

     

     

    SMU: not worth it !

    Memphis capitalized on the attention by dredging up personalities from circa Watergate, locking in place our reputation as a backwater with great food.  According to police data, within the city Saturday, there were no homicides and nearly no crime downtown, aside from one theft so there’s that.  The main profit from the entire mess was this troll-of-the-week sign floating through the crowd:

                     “SMU:  we paid athletes before it was cool.”

    The Tigers had a big night; good for them.  Myself, I repented of SMU a decade ago.

     

     

     

    Meanwhile, the Committee finally flew to meet in Tarrant County (motto:  We’re so Tired of being called “Dallas”).  Their first opinion of the season shouldn’t be too important, but there’s a certain stickiness to these votes:  no one wants to admit that they’ve been wrong and change.  There are some big games to come, but this is their first pass at the playoffs:

    1. Ohio State
    2. LSU
    3. Alabama
    4. Penn State
    5. Clemson
    6. Georgia

     

     

     

    College Football Playoff Oughta Be

    Big Ten           Ohio State or Penn State

    SEC                Alabama or LSU after Florida excused itself from the proceedings via Athens

    ACC                Clemson survived UNC, so now they’re around for the rest of the year

    PAC64             Oregon is just too weak; expect a second team from the Big Ten or SEC instead

    Big XII            Oklahoma is the best one-loss team in the nation even after losing to Kansas State

    Notre Dame    is not as good as Oregon and merely survived Virginia Tech

     

    SMU: you damned well know it’s not a good idea

    Much of this settles out soon:  Ohio State and Penn State will likely settle the Big Ten when they meet on the 23d; Alabama hosts LSU this weekend and should win by about 8.  I’m okay with the Committee except that I think Oklahoma and Oregon are better than Georgia; Georgia is a mistake.  Back to our weekly idiocy:  who’s who and what’s what?

     

    First CFP Week N + 1 Most OverRated Football Programs

     1          Minnesota is not a wild favorite of the Committee and will be stomped by Penn State

    2          Oregon is barely overrated and has a clear road to winning the PAC256

    We just don’t have much to talk about after the Committee weighed in.

     

     

    Honorable Mentions

    The Season is Kinda Over Already Edition

    I still like LSU, but they’re still not Numero Uno.

    Previously-bagged Georgia is only a ten but is on their way to Atlanta, a very, very short drive.  Even if they lose there, some will still have them near the top despite their losing to South Carolina who has since lost to Tennessee who has lost to Atlanta standard-bearer Georgia State who lost to Western Michigan 57-10 who lost to Eastern Michigan who has lost to Toledo and Buffalo and, well, you get the picture.  This weekend NewWife’s Dawgs host toothless Missouri and your humble correspondent:  pray for me as I drink my way through an SEC sorority soiree in Athens.

    SMU: you can lose your fool head over those girls

    Previously-bagged Utah won’t play anyone until Oregon in the Pacific punch-out.  Previously-bagged Florida is about four spots strong but won’t play anyone for the rest of the year. Previously-bagged Memphis has Cincinnati left, so one or the other will plummet and the other will be seemingly legitimized, but I won’t be sticking my toe back in the AAC filth again this year.  Previously-bagged Wake Forest will lose to Va Tech and Clemson; make of that what you will.

    Kansas State plays several twenty-somethings yet and will lose to one of them and then fall out of the top twenty, but I don’t think I care to waste a stronger opinion on them than that.  Boise State buoys in the competency vacuum but plays no one for the rest of the year.  SMU is still overrated after tanking to the Tigers because no voter wants to admit that he voted a team a good twenty spots higher than he should have.

     

    Year to Date Hides on the Wall

    1          Georgia lost at home to the second-best team from South Carolina that almost lost to UNC

    2          Utah lost to an unrated USC but seems to be coming back

    2          Stanford was revealed by USC

    2          Syracuse was unranked after Maryland

    2          Michigan was blown out by Wisconsin

    2          Notre Dame sold off after losing to a highly ranked Georgia

    7          UCF was edged by an unranked Pitt and continues to muddle

    7          Iowa was no number 15 as Michigan proved

    7          Wake Forest allowed Louisville to hang 62 on them

    7          Cal was dumped from the AP after losing to Arizona State

    11        Boise State lost by three to toothless BYU

    11        Iowa State was dethroned before their decent showing against Iowa

    11        Memphis lost to possibly 80th best team in the nation Temple and disappeared for a while

    11        SMU lost at Memphis fell eight places

    15        Michigan State slowly fell out of the ratings, so I was right after all

    15        Clemson was dethroned by barely edging Mack Brown retirement project UNC

    15        Texas lost to OU (mid-season toldjasos™) and has continued to suck and plummet

    15        Texas probably over-paid for losing to titan LSU (early-season toldjasos™), but then they let Kansas hang 48 on them at home

    15        Appalachian State got a case of the Statesboro Blues and fell over six slots

    20        Auburn over-paid for losing to Florida

    20        Texas A&M probably over-paid for quality losses against Clemson and Auburn . . . or maybe not

    20        Washington State was de-ranked after becoming lowly UCLA’s first win

    20        Virginia continues to lose after losing to can-play-with-UGA Notre Dame

    24        Oklahoma lost to Kansas State . . . inexcusable

    25        San Diego State didn’t make the Committee’s list at all

     

    Year to Date It-Would-Seem Blown Calls Because They’re Doing Okay Really Well

    1          LSU

    2          Florida seems to have earned their status by defeating top-ten Auburn

    3          Oklahoma is no longer a blown call because Kansas State

    4          UCF is now a skin on the wall after Pitt

    5          Michigan is no longer a blown call because Wisconsin

    6          Washington State is no longer a blown call because UCLA

    Our year now stands at 25-2-4.  The week endeth thus!

     

    SMU: just walk away . . . there will be other girls
  • Something Different: An Acrostic

    Someone challenged me to make an acrostic (or maybe they just asked if I thought I could, I took that as a challenge either way) so here it is. For those of you not familiar with these puzzles this is how they work –  The main grid is a quote, the line directly below that is the author (always contains last name, first or initials of first are sometimes included) and the title of the work quoted, also that line sets the number of clues and the first letter of each clue’s answer. The letters of the quote make up the answers to the clues, the little numbers and letters in the top corners of the squares are for cross referencing purposes. Often the answers are thematically connected to the quote although not always straight forwardly, para ejemplo, if the quote is from a Sherlock Holmes story, one answer might be WATSON but it would be clued “Tom who won 8 golfing majors in the 70’s and 80’s”. For what its worth I found this to be easier to make than the standard crossword puzzle, finding a quote that contains the requisite letters to spell out the author and title with out being too long might be the hardest part, scrambling up the letters to make all the answers was far easier than filling a crossword grid. That said since I couldn’t find an acrostic building program I had to do this ‘by hand’ and that was a bit of a pain in the ass, also because of that I have no interactive version, your stuck saving the image below and printing it out or opening it in paint or something. Remember this is for entertainment purposes only, please no wagering. Good luck, we’re all counting on you. And as always enjoy.

     

     

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    No beta tester again but I’m going to blame I. B. McGinty for any errors this time

    Also Music to do Acrostics to.

  • Concealed Carry Redux : A Crossword

    It turns out that my longer clues get cut off in the interactive version, 32d para ejemplo, you’ll have to refer to the image below or the PDF version if you want to read the full clue. Also it turns out you people suck at getting the themes so I added shaded squares to give you some help, they too don’t appear in the interactive version. I reported this glitch to the site where I build puzzles but they asked for my password so they could see the puzzle in question and I, not wanting to be cancelled for using terms like spic, peckerwood, towelhead, and poi-slurper, decided to let it go.  No beta tester this time, one may think this means that any errors will be on me, but I’m going to assign a Glib at random to be at fault. Remember this is for entertainment purposes only, please no wagering. Good luck, we’re all counting on you. And as always enjoy.

     

     

     

     

    If you prefer a PDF   Concealed Carry Redux

    If you need to cheat  help  Solution

    You can go here and work an interactive version. The Password is “Your Pet’s Name”

    Some of you have reported trouble with the interactive version, I also have an Across Lite file but I’m not sure how or if I can post those here since you’d need to download it, If you see me in the comments and use Across Lite hit me up with a burner email account and I can send it to you that way.

     

    Tonio didn’t beta test this one but any errors are still on him.

  • OverRated: The Week in College Football Polls

    October bountiful harvest edition:  in which we were not surprised but many were

    The reaping was grim, but that’s what toldjasos™ are all about!  The hype that was:

     

    Week Seven Most OverRated Football Program Results 

    1          Wake Forest entered our list last week as All-Time Most OverRated Team of All-Time, fell to first-ever-university-owned-by-a-city Louisville, and then disappeared from the rankings

    2          Minnesota shucked the team from Nebraska’s habeas-schmabeas campus

    3          Memphis jumped into the rankings for some reason last week and promptly lost to “state-regulated” and possibly 80th best team in the nation Temple, so look for them in the footnotes of teams-receiving-votes now

    4          Boise State allowed 37 by Hawai’I but won handily

    5          Georgia passed quietly at home yesterday, surrounded by their loving family and close friends, from complications of the second-best team from South Carolina in 2OT . . . and fell seven places in the AP to 10.

    6          Texas lost to Oklahoma in the annual tussle on the Trinity, but they are probably the best two-loss team in the country for whatever that is worth (which is, apparently, 15th in the AP, falling four spots, about right)

    7          Oregon destroyed Colorado on Friday

    8          Oklahoma steadily outpaced Texas in the annual Duel at Dallas

    So what’s the bag limit for hype, anyway?!?  This week we collect Wake Forest, Memphis, Georgia, and Texas (for the second time this season:  that’s how stuck on Texas some people are).  The next time anyone extols the value of democracy, just remember that these teams were voted to their lofty rankings; they weren’t Citizens United into office, and no smoky backrooms were involved:  clear majorities agreed that UGA was top three, that Memphis and Wake belonged in the top 25 at all.  No facebook, no Russians:  just home-grown American idiocy delivered this quality.  To borrow from Steve Spurrier (motto:  don’t tell anyone I’m from Tennessee), you can’t spell crap without AP.

     

    That said, Oklahoma gets better every week, and the grind past Texas (motto:  LSU was a good loss!) qualifies them to enjoy a well-earned last laugh.  Quarterback Hurts, an SEC refugee and Houston native, joins the very long list of Texas ex-pats who have carried the Crimson and Cream banner to victory over the Horns in the past century.  I didn’t think that the Sooners were this close; I thought the grand narrative of one of the greatest programs of all time (not arguing with that whatsoever) was getting in the way of a clear view of this year’s team.  And who doesn’t crave a chance to make fun of, as Randy Galloway called them, Zero U?  But they were, they are the real deal in 2019 and so we must admit that the Sooners were not over-ranked after all.  I was dead wrong on this one (cue sad trombone).

     

    Good news:  The Committee (motto:  We Miss Condy!!!) will publish its rankings starting in November.  If you despise top men and credentialed experts, second-guessing color peaks in just a few weeks!

    Meanwhile, where are we in our weekly idiocy?  Has the AP poll already stepped on every rake possible!?  Well, more less, yes:  it’s getting very quiet.

     

    Newest Week N + 1 Post-Iowa Most OverRated Football Programs

    1           SMU has shot up to a ridiculous 19th slot and so joins our list this week in time to take on Memphis dispatcher Temple

    2          Minnesota plays pointless Rutgers, a week off compared to their run up hill Big 10.

    3          Appalachian State should be catch and release size, but we’re running out of teams to make fun of, and they play South Carolina in a few weeks, so they step up to our list in time to play the U-La-Monroe Warhawks nee Indians.

    4          Boise State travels to play there’s-just-too-much-to-get-into-here-so-let-it-go BYU.

    5          Oregon travels to play the barely-ranked University of Starbucks  

    Honorable mentions – LSU is great, but they’re probably not top two:  any such notion disrespects a continent of football, the mark of excited over-reaction after an admittedly big win.  Notre Dame is still not a top ten team, but suddenly they’re ranked ahead of Georgia which recently beat them.  We’ve already taken Utah down, but some folks are slow learners, so that stock is enjoying a dead cat bounce.  Florida isn’t ninth, but that’s close.  Enough!  So how many trophies do we have on the mantle now?

     

    Year to Date Hides on the Wall

    1          Georgia lost at home to the second-best team from South Carolina

    2          Utah lost to an unrated USC but is still over-bought

    2          Stanford was revealed by USC

    2          Syracuse was unranked after Maryland

    2          Michigan was blown out by Wisconsin

    6          UCF was edged by an unranked Pitt

    7          Iowa was no number 15 as Michigan proved, and they continue to be pantsed weekly

    7          Wake Forest allowed Louisville to hang 62 on them

    7          Cal was dumped from the AP after losing to Arizona State

    10        Iowa State was dethroned before their decent showing against Iowa

    10        Memphis lost to possibly 80th best team in the nation Temple and disappeared

    10        Michigan State slowly fell out of the ratings, so I was right after all

    13        Clemson was dethroned by Mack Brown retirement project UNC

    14        Texas lost to the university of Texas at Norman (mid-season toldjasos™)

    14        Texas probably over-paid for losing to titan LSU (early-season toldjasos™)

    16        Auburn probably over-paid for losing to Florida

    16        Texas A&M probably over-paid for quality losses against Clemson and Auburn

    18        Washington State was de-ranked after becoming lowly UCLA’s first win

    19        Virginia continues to lose after losing to can-play-with-UGA Notre Dame

     

    Year to Date It-Would-Seem Blown Calls Because They’re Doing Okay Really Well

    1          LSU

    2          Oklahoma has gotten better all year and refused to lose to Texas

    3          Florida seems to have earned their status by defeating top-ten Auburn

     

    Let’s score this year 193-3 so far.  That is to say:  the voted-upon rankings of college football teams are rather wrong rather often.  So closes another week!

    links to older opinions:                  2091-10-10                 2019-10-03                  2019-09-26                  2019-09-19                  2019-09-13                  2019-09-06
    Disclosure of sources of bias:  your writer has attended the University of Tennessee, Memphis State and the University of Memphis, Christian Brothers College . . . and he sleeps with an alumna of Georgia whose parents met at Washington State . . . and his son went to Houston . . . and he never met anyone from TCU he didn’t like . . . and he irrationally hates Notre Dame, UCF, Clemson, and Notre Dame.

     

  • Up, Up, and (Snark) Away! : Another Another Crossword

    It took a lot of off topic late night filler action but my last effort broke the 500 comment barrier and thus, my ego assuaged, I bring you more fun and frustration. Not much of a theme this time, at least not of the missing or hidden word type. The starred clues do parrot a familiar phrase, my beta-tester claimed he didn’t get it but he’s damn near a Canadian so I have hope you real ‘Muricans will. Remember this is for entertainment purposes only, please no wagering. And as always enjoy.

     

     

     

    If you prefer a PDF   Up, Up, and (Snark) Away!

    If you need to cheat  help  Solution

    You can go here and work an interactive version. The Password is “1234”

     

    Mike S. beta tested this one any errors are on him.

     

  • Asset Forfeiture : Yet Another Crossword

    Okay, enough of you miscreants seemed to appreciate the effort so here one more. The theme answers in this one are pretty tortured so I’ll add a hint at the very end of the post, if you don’t want a spoiler don’t scroll down to fast. And remember this is for entertainment purposes only, please no wagering. Have fun!

    If you prefer a PDF      Asset Forfeiture

    If you need to cheat  help  Solution

    Lastly you can go here and work an interactive version. The Password is “Ookla > Chewie”

     

     

    Don Escaped Texas beta tested this one as well and made a few good suggestions (none of which I listened to this time) but any errors are still on him.

     

    Hint: The theme answers* are victims of asset forfeiture. for example 55 across should be DREAMBOATANNIE but the cops seized the boat so now its DREAMANNIE.

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