Polls vs. Odds: Part II

In a previous article I looked at how the polls for the Democratic nominee for President compared to the bookmakers’ odds. This is an update to see how things have changed in the last two and a half months.

A snapshot taken of the polls and odds on three dates presents a good summary of what has happened: (i) August 15, when Elizabeth Warren’s odds first passed Joe Biden’s, (ii) October 13, when Warren’s odds peaked, and (iii) November 20, the most recent data when this article was written. This time all data are taken from averages compiled by RealClearPolitics.com.

First, the poll numbers, in % (values below 2.0 are not shown):

Next, the odds, in % (anyone who has never been above about 5% not shown):

 

We see that the poll numbers are much more stable, especially for Biden and Sanders. Warren had a small rise, mostly at the expense of Harris, only to give it back as Buttigieg gained ground and Bloomberg entered the race.

The odds are much more volatile: Warren had a huge surge, taking favor from the next four contenders. Clinton (Hillary, that is) and Yang were the only others to gain traction in October. Of course, Clinton is not in the polls data since she has not declared and therefore (I assume) the pollsters don’t include her in the choices, although I wonder if some people chose her and those votes were discarded or called Undecided.

Since her peak, Warren gave it all back as Biden and Sanders recovered and Buttigieg surged into third place. Harris’s support wilted even further to the point where the bettors seem to consider her a nonfactor. Bloomberg actually reached 8.9% right after declaring, but dropped back some since then.

It will be interesting to see how the numbers change between now and the Iowa caucuses. According to RealClearPolitics.com, the polls for Iowa now have Buttigieg in the lead (23.5%), with Warren (17.8%), Sanders (17.0%), and Biden (17.0%) in a virtual three-way tie for second. Klobuchar (5.3%), Harris (3.3%), Yang (2.8%), and Steyer (2.5) are next. Steyer has been saturating Iowa (and therefore me) with ads claiming that the U.S. government has been bought by corporations; his national numbers are about half of his Iowa numbers. I for one will be glad when the Iowa caucuses are over.

There is much more detail at RealClearPolitics.com, if you want the complete picture (they have really nice graphs over time). I leave further analysis and conspiracy theories to the Glibertariat.

 

Comments

591 responses to “Polls vs. Odds: Part II”

  1. Florida Man

    What are the bettors saying about Trump 2020?

    1. Sean

      MAGA!

      *Puts on red hat*

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        I’m rhetorically wearing mine .

        1. Sean

          I already have my Trump 2020 shirt. It was a gift from my mom. ?

          1. Hyperion

            My wife has an Adorable Deplorable t-shirt.

          2. Florida Man

            That is adorable

          3. Yusef drives a Kia

            I like that one,

          4. Yusef drives a Kia

            Early, often, it’s easy
            https://www.gofundme.com/f/v8pdm-getting-to-arizona?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1
            I’m going to shill until we reach our goal, or TPTB tell me to stop.
            The response has been overwhelming, and it will be used for a home,

          5. Yusef drives a Kia

            And if anyone wants more info, just ask…

      2. Fourscore

        Yesterday I saw a

        “I (heart) Trump” bumper sticker, bright, clean and shiny

        Someone didn’t get the word

        1. Rebel Scum

          I still see Obama ’08 stickers. I don’t get 1) why people put stickers on the paint on their cars and 2) why they don’t remove them after the election.

          1. J. Frank Parnell

            ’08? Back when he was opposed to gay marriage? You should confront them about their homophobia.

          2. JD is Unemployed

            There’s still plenty of ‘BETO FOR SENATE’ stickers in the bluer parts of TX.

    2. kinnath

      It’s a lock.

      1. Sean

        What book did you read the other day when you asked for suggestions?

        1. kinnath

          I ordered three books at lunch to be picked up a Barnes and Noble. Unlike pretty much every business that actually wants your business, they don’t bother to pull the books until the end of the night. So I didn’t get them until Sunday. I ordered: The Library at Mount Char by Scott Hawkins; The Terror by Dan Simmons; Great North Road by Peter F. Hamilton. I just started The Library at Mount Char. 20 pages in and I am hooked.

          I did pick up Twisted Prey by John Sanford and read that while my wife was having minor outpatient surgery. Always engaging and a very fast read.

          1. MikeS

            Nice article, whiz. I like the avatar, too. Nice.

          2. MikeS

            No clue how this got here.

          3. Chafed

            Skills my man. Skills.

          4. whiz

            Thanks for the notice — you’re the first to comment on the avatar!

          5. Rhywun

            Great North Road by Peter F. Hamilton

            I’ve enjoyed a couple of his trilogies. Let us know how this one is.

          6. kinnath

            I don’t think B&N had any of the recommended titles in stock in the store. But I did get three of the recommended authors.

            I will post notes when I finish each book.

            Thanks to everyone that provided recommendations.

          7. Tulip

            Huh, I didn’t like The Library at Mount Chat.

    3. Hyperion

      See below. They all beat bad orange man. Even the ones polling at less than 2%. Even the ones who aren’t running. Even the ones who … I mean all of them.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        And they all beat Trump? Shirley, you’re joking

        1. Hyperion

          Dude, are you kidding? We’re having a national nightmare! Orange bad man is bad! Now, get woke and vote for some free stuff, like healthcare, and stuff!

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            Free Kites? Free hat?

      2. J. Frank Parnell

        Yeah, nobody I know is voting for him!

    4. MikeS

      Bovada has him at +130.

      1. MikeS

        Followed by:

        Biden: +600
        Buttgag: +650
        Warren: +700
        Sanders: +900

      2. AlmightyJB

        Does that mean you get back $130 on a $100 bet?

          1. AlmightyJB

            I’d return your Nazi gang sign but I don’t have your mad skills.

          2. Hyperion

            But I see you did manage to bring your white supremacist devil cult avatar.

          3. AlmightyJB

            I am thankful for SP. She’s the wizard who makes it all happen.

          4. Hyperion

            So, how many virgin goats did you have to sacrifice for that?

          5. AlmightyJB

            Sacrifice? Is that what I’m supposed to do with them?

          6. MikeS

            FYI; if you’re using Windows 10, just hit [Windows key] + [.] to get an avatar palate.

          7. AlmightyJB

            Cool thanks. I have Win 10 on my computer but I post 99.9% from my phone. Guess I could try a symbol. ???

          8. AlmightyJB

            I guess so:)

          9. Hyperion

            That doesn’t work if you hit the period on your numeric keypad, just saying…

    5. AlmightyJB

      I don’t see how he loses in 2020, but then again I didn’t think he would win the primary at this time in 2015 so wtf do I know.

      1. kinnath

        Incumbent presidents don’t lose, unless — you are Jimmy Carter presiding over an economy that has crashed and burned and an spectacular military failure in Iran; or a lackluster George Bush (i.e. Reagan term 3) and a quixotic billionaire steals more of your votes that your opponents.

        The economy is doing well. The world is not on fire. Minorities hate Trump less that the average Republican. Trump won’t lose.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Well I sure as hell don’t want a commie.

  2. Hyperion

    But the good news is that all of them will beat orange bad man. The polls prove it, right? I mean, our national nightmare has to end soon.

    1. Chafed

      That’s the funny thing about this. I read these poll results and no one, left or right, bothers to mention how the polls failed in 2016. They are still treated like a reliable predictor.

      I don’t like Trump but I’ll take him over any current Democrat in the race. I’m not nearly as confident as some fellow glibs that he is going to win. Of course, my ability to pick a political winner is for shit so factor that in.

      1. Rebel Scum

        Trump is at least entertaining and he is the most conservative president of my lifetime. He does things that cons so-called say they believe, even if not to the degree necessary. Flaws aside, he is better than any alternative and a step in the right (heh..) direction. I am hoping he wins, doesn’t fuck up in some major way and that Rand Paul remains in his ear and favor.

      2. J. Frank Parnell

        Trump is performing pretty much as I expected – flailing about randomly, doing some things I like, some things I don’t, and some stuff I don’t care about.

        The entire Democrat field, much like Hillary before them, seems committed to doing everything bad, and even in areas where Trump does bad stuff, they’re determined to be worse.

        1. CPRM

          Yeah, Trump is doing mostly what I expected, Bill Clinton 2.1 Beta; which is too far left for me, AMERICA FUCK YEAH! for Republicans because they moved so far left and NAZI RACIST HOMOPHOBE PIECE OF SHIT RUSHUN PLANT for the Dems, because crazy is a way of life.

          1. Hyperion

            “Yeah, Trump is doing mostly what I expected, Bill Clinton 2.1”

            Really? Remind me of one thing Trump had done compared to signing the unconstitutional Brady Act. I just want to hear it. I’m waiting. I’m not even saying he wouldn’t have done it, but what has bad orange man done?

            The Clinonistas even managed to put testosterone on the scheduled drug list. Really? Name me one thing that Trump has done that is that unconstitutional, just one thing? I’m waiting?

          2. CPRM

            Name me one thing that Trump has done that is that unconstitutional, just one thing? I’m waiting?

            Really man? I mean I’m not accusing Trump of anything more than the last 20 or so Presidents have done. What’s unconstitutional? A whole damn lot of it. Drug war, war on terror, most executive actions…

            As to what I base the comparison to Clinton on; It’s the economy stupid! But we like Unions! Oh, and lets make ‘Free Trade’, which isn’t. Easy money policies Cont’d from the last 40 yrs, and that’s just the policy things. In the 60s JFK was a Democrat, today he’d be cast as Alt-Right, in the 90s Clinton was a Democrat, today he’d be a Trump Republican, it’s all about that shifting window.

          3. Rhywun

            Drug war, war on terror, most executive actions…

            To be fair, none of that is going to change without the American people demanding it.

          4. Grumbletarian

            Banning bump stocks by EO, by redefining what a machine gun is.

  3. Count Potato

    Looks like Harris and Buttigieg swapped.

    So gay is the new black?

    1. Hyperion

      Let’s look at that top chart for a moment. The top 3 are all the oldest and whitest. Them dems, they so woke.

      1. Count Potato

        “Democrats 2016: Trump is an old, white, out-of-touch billionaire and therefore unqualified to be the president of the United States.

        Democrats 2020: Michael Bloomberg is the answer to Trump.”

        https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1199038997613465601

        1. The Last American Hero

          The answer to Trump’s boorishness was to strap vagina hats to their heads and parade around DC.

    2. Sir Digby

      Looks like Harris and Buttigieg swapped.

      A strap-on was found at the scene?

      1. Hyperion

        I would think that Lieawatha was somehow involved in a three way.

        1. Sir Digby

          Maybe she just claims to be 1/3 butch….

    3. J. Frank Parnell

      gay is the new black?

      Isn’t that the women in prison show on netflix?

    1. kinnath

      I am in.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Huzzah! Sir!

  4. Lackadaisical

    “Warren gave it all back”

    Not just 1/1024 of it?

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Some people are more 1/1024th than others…

    2. AlmightyJB

      She’s doing important work on things that are high priorities for most Americans.

      https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/27/us/politics/elizabeth-warren-wounded-knee.html

      1. Hyperion

        Sad how she forgot climate change is going to kill us all in a few years. I guess the injuns just don’t care.

        1. Chafed

          This is more proof she has a plan for everything.

  5. Lackadaisical

    Thanks for the article whiz. I’ve heard a lot of people prefer the betting odds to polls for predictions, where do you stand, especially given the high volatility of the odds?

    1. Jarflax

      Polls tell you what people say they will do. Odds tell you what bettors think other people will do. I’m not convinced that there is a lot you can tell about which of the leaders will win at this point.

      1. Hyperion

        Disagree or not, I have been saying this for a long time and I still believe it. These presidential polls are shit, because they are heavily oversampling democrats for one thing, that’s already been proven. The other thing is, people who might vote for Trump are highly distrustful of polls because they associate pollsters with the media, who they mostly hate. I think the open hostility of the media towards anyone leaning right and the willingness of leftists to attack people in public for wearing MAGA hats and other shit like that, is making polls irrelevant. Also, I’m sure there are a lot of people who are going to vote for Trump, who will not admit it because all of their friends, family, co-workers, etc, will turn hostile towards them. I have honestly never seen anything like the current political climate before.

        1. Lackadaisical

          Weren’t the polls about dead on for the last election in 2018?

          I know trump wasnt on the ballot but all the factories you listed were still in effect.

          1. Hyperion

            Yes, but you just named the main factor in that ‘trump wasnt on the ballot’. I doubt that people were attacking people in restaurants who had a hat supporting some member of Congress none of them had ever heard of.

          2. Lackadaisical

            No, but wouldn’t those same folks still not want to admit to supporting an icky republican? if they believe they’re enemies of the press and pollsters? Why suddenly tell the truth/respond to the poll?

        2. The polls are screwed up for a much simpler reason. They do phone polls. Either random digit dialing, or they associate numbers with people on the voter rolls. When was the last time you answered a call on your cell phone from some random number outside your area code?

          1. To be clear, the polls aren’t uniformly biased, but there are large swaths of people who aren’t represented in the polls because they won’t pick up and take a poll. Do those unrepresented peiple skew a certain direction? Unknown. Does demographic modeling and adjustment account for those people? Clearly not.

            Public opinion polling is like the weather, you work off a bunch of assumptions, and hope that it doesn’t bite you in the ass. It bit them in the ass in 2016, and not so much in 2018.

          2. MikeS

            Let’s not forget the 2000 exit polling.

          3. Hyperion

            Never. And if I did answer and thought they were media, I’d tell then the same thing I did when WaPo called me, Fuck the piss off!

          4. J. Frank Parnell

            My cell phone sends all calls from numbers not in my contacts straight to voicemail.

    2. whiz

      Sorry I’m late, I just got back from the hospital (my wife had an intestinal flu or something like it and was vomiting and dehydrated). She seems to be OK now.

      In many areas the odds are a very good predictor; someone willing to put up money often takes the time to really understand what’ going on. But, just like the stock market, they can overreact.

      1. Florida Man

        I hope your wife feels Berger soon.

        1. Florida Man

          Better. Jesus phone.

          1. whiz

            She might have a hankering for a burger.

          2. MikeS

            Jesus phone? Is that like an Obama phone?

          3. Hyperion

            Yeah, but you get speed dial to the bigger light bringer.

      2. Lackadaisical

        You’re very noncommittal. Too bad about your wife, glad she’s doing better.

        1. whiz

          I wasn’t following the odds in 2016, so I don’t have a good feel for how accurate they are on political matters.

      3. whiz

        Thanks for the thoughts. She’s much better and eating bland food without problems. It may put a damper on our Thanksgiving plans (which were not too exciting, as all our relatives are far away).

  6. Count Potato

    “BREAKING: Trump has signed legislation passed by Congress that backs pro-democracy supporters in Hong Kong, according to a White House statement

    MORE: This is the statement released by the White House, which says the U.S will reaffirm the U.S.-Hong Kong Policy Act of 1992, and review the city’s trading status annually.

    China has threatened to impose unspecified retaliation if the bill becomes law”

    https://twitter.com/TicToc/status/1199826478822805504

    1. MikeS

      I’m more interested in who voted against it.

        1. MikeS

          I can’t find an article where a journalist bothered to contact Massie and ask him why he voted no.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Seems to be a number. Video here

            https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6106913798001/#sp=show-clips

            I haven’t watched it but another said he supports 90% of the bill but didn’t support sanctions against any country. And that he was blocking sales of crowd control equipment to HK police.

          2. MikeS

            I was looking for articles, not videos. *sniff*

            So, the bill condemning the ChiComs also sells them crowd control equipment? /confused

          3. Gustave Lytton

            I think it’s a separate bill/supporting administrative action by the Executive.

    2. Hyperion

      “China has threatened to impose unspecified retaliation if the bill becomes law”

      What are they going to do?

      1. AlmightyJB

        Go pee-pee in our coke.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Your avatar’s “response” is just creepy.

          2. Hyperion

            ? It’s just like you gotta try it.

        1. Hyperion

          Make our fake iPhones no worky?

      2. MikeS

        Shut down Tik-Tok

      3. If I were President, I’d think of making a stop in Taiwan, the other of the two Chinas.

    3. Rebel Scum

      “unspecified retaliation”

      Nice band name.

  7. hayeksplosives

    My dilemma:
    I’m in California which will definitely vote blue in 2020.

    I am currently registered here as Republican. If I switch to “nonpartisan” voter I can vote in Libertarian primary, or some other minor one here.

    But part of me wants to stay registered Republican just to make the point that CA didn’t go completely Blue/Commie

    1. Hyperion

      “I’m in California which will definitely vote blue in 2020”

      NO!? Really, you’re just messing with us, right?

      1. Sean

        Sounds like fake news to me. *eyeroll*

      2. Sir Digby

        NO!?

        Is that a question as well? Because, my last statement was a question.

        That last one, and, this one, are declarative.

        Amen.

    2. Nephilium

      Who are you making the point to?

      My dilemma… all the quickbreads I went with have flopped today. Biscuits didn’t rise, popovers didn’t pop. The flavors are alright, but the appearance makes me a sad panda. Years past I did yeast rolls and pretzel rolls. I went quickbreads this year specifically to not have to deal with yeast, and I don’t really have time left to do any yeast breads (with the exception of a quick focaccia, but I’m really not in the mood to deal with that tonight).

      1. Hyperion

        I don’t bake. But my wife just started experimenting with pizza crust. First time, it was pretty bad, although I told her it was good. The next time, she got it a little better. I told her that I had never done it. I remember the Chef Boyardee pizza kits we always used to make when I was growing up. Now, I just buy the crusts from Fresh Market if I want to make a pizza. No doubt wifey will have it down to an art in couple of more tries.

        1. Nephilium

          I bake and cook, I have no idea why the majority of the biscuits didn’t rise. The last ones that I shoved together did puff, but none of the ones I did “correctly”. For the popovers, I’ve think it was a volume of batter issue. The pan I have has six deep wells, most recipes have ingredient lists for a different volume. Those I’ve got another batch of batter getting ready to be baked up (they cook quick, and will just be more breakfast snack instead of bread if they fail the same way).

          1. Hyperion

            We both cook, but she really puts me to shame. Her mother’s side of the family are from Sicily and the girls learn to cook pretty much as soon as they can walk. I still make some pretty good stuff though, especially soups, which she also does better.

        2. Hyperion

          I like biscuits and gravy a lot, which is really foreign to my wife. So I’m thinking of learning how to make biscuits from scratch. she is really killer at fried potatoes though.

          1. Nephilium

            Here’s the recipe I generally use. For this batch I swapped out the lard for bacon fat, and layered in bacon and smoked cheddar. The bacon fat is the only reason I could think of for the lack of rising (except the last three parts which weren’t cut rose).

          2. RAHeinlein

            We are hardcore cooks and baker’s. I love biscuits and gravy – purchase Great Value Biscuits. You won’t be sorry.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Are those frozen or mix or ?

          4. Tulip

            I have an excellent biscuit recipe that I got from an Uber driver in North Carolina (so I call them Uber biscuits). But, it does require a specific, self rising flour.

        3. Spudalicious

          My pizzas rocked tonight.

    3. AlmightyJB

      Whatever makes you feel the best. Do that.

      1. Hyperion

        And if that doesn’t work, drink a lot of beer and try again later.

    4. MikeS

      ^ this ^

      Keeping in mind that “California Republican” usually gets an eye roll from “Fly-Over” Republicans.

      1. Hyperion

        Then there are east coast republicans. They are funny critters. They’re exactly like a democrat except for saying they’re playing for another team.

        1. The Last American Hero

          Sort of like a West Virginia “Democrat“?

    5. blackjack

      I live in California and pretty much everything I’ve ever voted for has lost and against has won. I still go, but it really feels like a waste of time.

      1. Hyperion

        I voted for Larry Hogan, for some reason, I guess because he’s not officially a democrat. And I also got a win on a couple of ballot votes that flopped for the local cronycrats. Other than that, I don’t even bother.

      2. Chafed

        Same here blackjack. But I still vote because it’s as close as I’ll come to poking them in the eye with a sharp stick.

    6. Rhywun

      You have to be in a party to vote in primaries here. I tried to change my registration online from Independent to LP for partly that reason but when the card came back in the mail I was still Independent. It was around that time I decided why bother voting again. Well done, State!

      1. Hyperion

        Here too. I registered as a Libertarian here and now they can’t vote in a primary because they no longer qualify as an official party. I’m now registered as independent. Doesn’t matter, I’m voting for bad orange man in 2020.

    7. one true athena

      I changed mine to independent so I could specifically vote against lesser-of-two-evil commie shitweasel Democrats since that’s all the choice we’re given in this hellstate.

    8. CPRM

      We here in Packerland have open primaries and I’ve never registered with a party. I find that not being the case everywhere as odd as not being able to buy alcohol on a Sunday.

      1. Sir Digby

        I guess some people just want to control the ever-loving shit out of everyone else have principles…

      2. Rhywun

        Hey, we got Sunday liquor sales a few years ago – we’re making progress.

    9. J. Frank Parnell

      I am currently registered here as Republican. If I switch to “nonpartisan” voter I can vote in Libertarian primary, or some other minor one here.

      No need to do that. California has the most completely fucked up open primary system around.

      When you get your primary ballot, you’ll see every person from every party running for each office. Vote for whoever you want. The top two vote-getters will be on the main ballot in November.

      You’re in Northern San Diego County, right? So you might be lucky enough to see some Republicans on the November ballot. For statewide offices, though, you’ll have your choice of two Democrats.

      1. Rhywun

        Man, even NY isn’t that blatantly one-party yet. Probably only a matter of time, though.

  8. Tres Cool

    I’m going to go off topic, cause I’m quite drunk. But since Sloopy pointed out that today is Jimi Hendrix’s birthday- have a cover from a teen.

    1. blackjack

      Here’s his brother in law.

      1. blackjack

        He used to headline the Simi Blues Festival (back when they had blues acts..) anyway, he would stroll through the crowd with wireless on his guitar. Once he saw my kid dancing and high fived him. He asked me how old is he, maybe 6? I told him, no, he’s 4 and he said “damn, that kid’s tall!” I told my kid ” Guitar Shorty just called you tall!” Good times.

          1. blackjack

            Freddy’s one of my favorites. I like this one a lot.

          2. blackjack

            Lets round out the three kings. and of course!

          3. blackjack

            I’ve heard the rats tell the bedbugs to give the roaches some…

    2. kinnath

      Isn’t it sacrilegious to play Hey Joe on a Les Paul instead of a Strat?

    3. Hyperion

      “cause I’m quite drunk”

      That’s never happened around here before. We are shocked, shocked I tell you!

      1. Spudalicious

        I’m flat out disgusted. Disgusted, I say.

  9. MikeS

    Nice article, whiz. I like the avatar, too. Nice.

    1. whiz

      Thanks!

  10. Nephilium

    For those in the South of Ohio. Never Forget. Never Forget…

    1. AlmightyJB

      I freakin’ died when I saw that episode.

    2. robc

      One of the greatest or the greatest show in tv history?

      1. Nephilium

        I’d have to go with one of. You’ve got The Germans from Fawlty Towers, The Work Outing from the IT Crowd, The Blackout from Black Books, Lincoln Lover from American Dad!, Hell Is Other Robots from Futurama, The Chinese Restaurant from Seinfeld, and Racial Sensitivity from Better Off Ted.

        Then I’m sure some people will complain about my selections of best episodes and shows, and provide their own list… and so on, and so on.

        1. Rhywun

          and so on, and so on.

          Thanks, I’m really looking forward to that.

        2. robc

          I meant the show, not that specific episode.

          1. Nephilium

            WKRP doesn’t even crack my top 20. Top five are probably (off the top of my head, in no particular order):

            Arrested Development
            Better Off Ted
            The IT Crowd
            American Dad!
            Babylon 5

          2. MikeS

            Neph, you’re in your early-mid 40’s right? Or am I remembering wrong?

          3. Nephilium

            Still early 40’s. But I do own the full original Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Ray Bradbury Theater, and Tales From the Crypt. Top five are ones that I can throw on without thinking and be entertained at any time.

          4. MikeS

            I’m just surprised how “new” your choices are given your age. No judgement whatsoever on their merit. There’s no accounting for taste, and all that.

          5. Nephilium

            While culture in general may be moving towards cancelling everything. I think enough comedy is pushing back against that. I mean most of those in the list are about 10-15 years old. What would your top five be?

          6. MikeS

            That’s a good question. I likely don’t watch enough television to make a truly informed list.

            With no sort of ranking, some of my favorites that come to mind:

            Law and Order (the original) (Especially the Logan & Briscoe seasons)
            NCIS (First 10-ish years)
            The Twilight Zone (the original)
            Rockford Files
            Simon and Simon
            Futurama
            Elementary
            Father Brown
            Family Guy (first 5-ish years)

          7. MikeS

            + Columbo

            Sensing a theme here?

          8. Nephilium

            If you like Elementary, I highly recommend (the better IMNSHO) Sherlock.

            And with the Family Guy on the list , give American Dad! a shot.

          9. MikeS

            The only reason I didn’t put Sherlock on there is because I don’t know if it counts as a “TV show” to me it’s more like a movie trilogy released every few years.

            If that counts as a “TV show” it’s my #1 without a doubt. I actually like a lot of British detective shows. Endeavor and Inspector Morse are two more that come to mind.

          10. Gustave Lytton

            New Father Brown or 70’s Father Brown.

          11. MikeS

            I’ve seen plenty of American Dad! It’s OK.

            I guess I was already tiring of MacFarlane’s pompous liberal shtick by the time Dad started and just didn’t care to play anymore.

          12. MikeS

            @Gustave: New. How does it rate to the 70’s (which I didn’t know existed)

          13. Nephilium

            MikeS:

            The IT Crowd is another Brit show, which only has a couple episodes per season.

          14. Gustave Lytton

            70’s one is on Amazon (or maybe it’s BritBox) in classic Beeb heavy lighting shadows, cheesy sets, and good acting. I can’t stand the new one.

          15. MikeS

            In my defense re: new Father Brown, I can admit that I willingly (usually unconsciously) look past defects in shows as long as they give me my “fix”; which is a dead body (or bodies) and a hunt to see who made the body(ies) dead.

          16. kinnath

            I have never seen any of those.

          17. Nephilium

            B5 is probably the best plotted sci-fi show ever done (there’s watch guides for the first season, as there’s some non-essential episodes in that run)

            The IT Crowd is probably the most accessible, if you have enough knowledge about 90’s geek culture and British humor.

            American Dad! is about the only one I’d suggest skipping the first season entirely. They didn’t really find their voice until the second season (in my opinion).

            Arrested Development is an amazingly tightly plotted and joking comedy.

            Better Off Ted is a show that should have run for at least five more seasons. Look up the Racial Sensitivity episode I mentioned above. If that doesn’t make you laugh, ignore all humor recommendations from me.

          18. Chafed

            You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Babylon 5.

          19. Count Potato

            #metoo

          20. robc

            None of those have Bailey Quarters.

          21. robc

            Jan Smithers turned 70 this year.

          22. Nephilium

            B5 has Claudia Christian, Better Off Ted and Arrested Development have Portia de Rossi (one of the few women I weep is a lesbian with terrible taste).

          23. MikeS

            I went looking for a Jan Smithers pic and found this instead. Uffda.

          24. Spudalicious

            I’ll be in my bunk.

      2. Greatest is 1980s “Pyramid”.

    3. Tres Cool

      THATS NOT TILL TOMORROW!

      You ruined it!

      /runs away crying

      1. Tres Cool

        And while it’s not turkeys, we got pickles.

      2. Nephilium

        /tries to lob Tres a can of beer

        1. Tres Cool

          /hit with a growler- presents at ER with lacerations and 0.32 BAC

          1. Nephilium

            Damn… that’s impressive.

            I have more growlers then I will ever need. Especially now that crowlers are a thing.

          2. Tres Cool

            pfft….0.32 isnt even my personal best

  11. Count Potato

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKValYwUUAAFiIe.jpg

    Apple just put up their 95 reasons on iTunes.

    1. Rhywun

      LOL

      -32 bits

  12. Picked up my grocery store catering order for Tryptophan Day.

    Semi-fail already. If it were just me, Mr. Mojeaux, and the kids, it’d be better than we’d do otherwise, seeing as how we’re not terribly cheery this year.

    But it’s with my mom and her sisters, one of whom threw a childish tantrum over her, my mom, and their other sister not doing the whole shindig again. Except my mom just had cardiac ablation and my other aunt is emphatically DON’T WANNA DO IT EVER AGAIN. My mom might be quietly disappointed. Aunt Millie will be DON’T CARE DIDN’T HAVE TO DO IT YAY!!! and Aunt Susie’s gonna throw another childish tantrum and I’m finally gonna snap and tell her to quit torturing my mother to fulfill Susie’s childish wants.

    Long story. TL;DR, should have gone to the store to order instead of online because there are more options on their in-store order form than online. Their deli manager was shocked. Anyway, I have to go back tomorrow and get dressing. And more spuds. And more gravy. Heaven help me if I have to break out the StoveTop.

    1. Tres Cool

      StoveTop is teh tits. No shame in that game.

      1. straffinrun

        +1 Chapelle.

      2. Rhywun just endorsed Pepperidge Farm’s mix. I can cut up some celery and onions.

        So upgraded from Stove Top to Pepperidge Farm and downgraded from homemade pie crusts to freezer pie crusts.

        1. Count Potato

          I like the cornbread version. I add add celery, onions, mushrooms, white wine, bird broth, sage and cayenne.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            I’ve got that one from Mrs Cuthbertsons or whatever her name is.

        2. Chafed

          You go girl!

    2. Nephilium

      Sorry to hear that Mojeaux. If it’ll make you feel better, I’ll probably have left over cookies that I can send you (lemon pepper, ginger snaps, and dark chocolate steel cut oatmeal).

      I’ve only got one sister, so the family drama is pretty small.

      1. Thanksgiving is just Dad and I since everybody else is at least 1000 miles away (FL, MN, and TX).

        1. Hyperion

          See my comment below. Our closest family are more than 500 miles away, IN and OH, rest are MT, FL, Germany, and Brazil.

          1. dbleagle

            My kids and their families live in Germany. I live on Oahu. The NFL and the beach are on my schedule until it is time to meet with some friends I sail with. My contribution is the Aged Nog.

          2. I have 3 quarts in my upstairs fridge. I don’t think I’ll be able to wait the required two weeks. I tasted as it was done, and man, that’s great stuff.

            Thanks again for sharing the recipe.

          3. MikeS

            This is the first year that I didn’t make you nog at Thanksgiving time. It just never gets completely drank. Not enough eggnog fans in the family. I guess I could make a half batch…

      2. One problem is that there really isn’t enough of the basic trimmings, so there’s that. Had to select trimmings I didn’t want instead of extras of the trimmings I do want. I am making the green beans. There will be plenty of those. And I’m making 2 pumpkin pies and a pecan pie.

        Now, pumpkin pie is a no-brainer for me IF I’m using freezer crusts. But I was going to actually make pie crusts for these pies since I’m already feeding my mother deli food. Now I don’t know if I’ll have time, if I decide I need to make a whole bunch of extra trimmings.

        1. AlmightyJB

          There’s always Chinese take out.

          1. Hyperion

            You’ll shoot your eye out.

          2. MikeS

            +1 fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra, ra, ra

          3. Hyperion

            Damn you, I was going to say that! / lacist

        2. Nephilium

          This year my sister said she wanted to make mashed potatoes. This has made me nervous (I already followed up and made sure she was still doing this), since she lives close to an hour away. She hasn’t asked for oven space yet (but my family doesn’t quite understand the reasons to do that). While the turkey is resting tomorrow (and I’m making gravy), the stuffing, bacon mac and cheese, maple sweet potatoes, and spicy bourbon sweet potatoes will be baking in the oven (and my mom’s roasted veggies).

          Mojeaux, you’ve got a lot going on, and the fact you’re still hosting is commendable. Don’t forget that.

    3. Hyperion

      “Picked up my grocery store catering order for Tryptophan Day.”

      So old school. She hasn’t heard about THC gravy yet. OK, boomer.

      1. THC gravy

        I NEED THAT.

        1. Hyperion

          If you vote for me for Supreme Overlord, I guarantee drone delivery in less than 1 hour, right to your front door.

          1. I can’t. I’m already Her Royal Highness Queen The Worst. Ain’t nobody my supreme overlord.

          2. MikeS

            ROYALTY FIGHT!!!!

          3. Hyperion

            I could make you Worst Czar?

          4. Nicholas II already has that title.

          5. Czar Czar Binks is the worst Czar.

            Or maybe Czar Czar Gabor.

    4. I picked up apples today to make an apple crisp since I didn’t see any dessert in the fridge. Apparently Dad has a bunch of dessert stuff out in the three-season room since it’s not getting above 50 degrees without the heat on

      1. My husband’s favorite is Dutch apple. I told my mom I’d make it for him, but she insisted. Whattaya gonna do? I just think it’s awesome my mom loves my husband that much.

        1. TARDIS

          My wife used to joke that if we got divorced, my in-laws would adopt me and pretend she didn’t exist. I think that might have been true.

          1. Eh, my husband talks to my mom more than I do.

          2. TARDIS

            I hope that’s a good thing. Seriously. I have not spoken to my in-laws in 9 years. There was an incident with my son during a summer visit. I wasn’t there…fortunately.

          3. Oh, yes! It’s a great thing. My husband needs so much to have a family that loves him and my mother is happy I made at least one wise decision in my life.

    5. Rhywun

      Heaven help me if I have to break out the StoveTop.

      I just cooked up a big bag of Pepperidge Farm for the first time, with fresh celery and onions and chicken stock as mentioned on the package. Hot dang that’s tasty. Sorry, StoveTop.

      1. I just looked that up. I’mma do that. Thank you!

    6. Hyperion

      “Heaven help me if I have to break out the StoveTop.”

      G’damit, I want some stuffing! My wife asked me earlier how to make that, and I said ‘how should I know, I never made it! I don’t even know what’s in it!’. We bought a lot of food. I’m going to make some fresh salsa, and not sure what she’s going to make. Doesn’t matter much, I think we’re going to go down to the burger pub joint and drink beer all day.

      And about the family drama. Don’t let it bother you. I get it, just be above it, not much else you can do. Sometimes I thank God my wife and I are empty nesters and our nearest family are almost 1000 miles from here.

      1. Nephilium

        Stuffing is easy. Just tell her it’s savory bread pudding that doesn’t use custard.

    7. straffinrun

      Just start the dinner by tossing a plate of mashed potatoes at the wall for absolutely no reason. It sets the tone that civility will be required.

      1. Chafed

        I like the way you think.

    8. Jarflax

      Am I the only one here who is looking forward to cooking for my family tomorrow? Y’all sound like you are facing a firing squad at dawn.

      1. Florida Man

        I like eating. Cooking is a means to an end.

      2. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I can cook very well, but I don’t like to. Eating is a chore and food is the enemy, never mind having to cook it.

        Also, holiday food I have always looked forward to has lost its ability to give me a nostalgia fix. You can’t go home again.

      3. Nephilium

        I don’t mind the cooking, but I’m going to be on the hook until the girlfriend’s grandmother dies (or I break up with her). The first year I hosted, the grandmother (in her 90’s) said it was the most beautiful turkey ever. The real fun came last year, when she provided a (honest to gods) newspaper cut out on how to carve a turkey, since my turkey carving skills were “lacking”.

        That was the first year I carved a turkey.

      4. I’m cooking for friends tomorrow, but yes. From scratch green bean casserole. I’ve done the cream of mushroom before, but the fried onions will be the first time. I’m nervous and excited because I don’t have a ton of time.

        1. Gender Traitor

          You’re making your own cream of mushroom soup and frying your own onions??? Is that even allowed?

          1. Hyperion

            No. No one in charge can even know how much sodium is in that!

          2. CPRM

            It’s not about the Sodium! It’s about the Sodium-Pentathol they lace it wi

          3. Gender Traitor

            I always do the green bean casserole for Thanksgiving because it’s so freakin’ easy! It’s also one of the only ways I can tolerate green beans.

            The other way is stirred into mac & cheese with a couple of cans of tuna. And in both cases, it’s gotta be French cut or GTFO.

          4. Rhywun

            My mom always used the big flat ones with like the little lima beans inside. Gross.

          5. Nephilium

            /hides the bacon mac and cheese and the bacon cheese biscuits (that didn’t raise enough the lazy cunts).

            /offers up the smoky and spicy sweet potatoes.

            /pushes the bottle of bourbon aside.

          6. Gender Traitor

            Rhy: Gross, indeed.

            Neph: Bacon mac & cheese vs. S&S sweet potatoes – Why not both?? #carbbinge

            I don’t know that I’ve ever knowingly had bourbon. Whiskey, yes – in 7&7s back in the day – but not bourbon.

    9. Spudalicious

      I am NOT coming to Kansas City tomorrow.

      1. Oh, good. Then I won’t disappoint you.

  13. Lachowsky

    https://jacobforliberty.com/about-jacob-hornberger/

    Just sayin, if there is soneone you wanna put your limited political activism behind, at least he is right on everything.

    1. Hyperion

      And nekked dancing fat guys, Welds, and GayJays will win again and lose again. Guy should just run as a Republican and forget about it. LP philosophy is right, but the LP party is not a serious thing. Herding cats, all that.

      1. Florida Man

        I had enough after Johnson/Weld. Changed to NPA, like a growing number of Orlandoians.

        1. Hyperion

          “Changed to NPA”

          Same here.

      2. Lachowsky

        Hornberger is not the naked fat guy.

        Hes a buttoned up guy who explains libertarian philosophy clearly.

        I couldnt ask for more.

    2. straffinrun

      He’s at least good enough on even his worst issue (not an ancap ;)) . And Sarwark hates him, so he’s got that going for him.

  14. straffinrun

    This election is an odd one to put it mildly. With the media, universities and mega corporations being mainly on team blue’s side and the senate and white house being in team red’s hands. IOW power in both hands allow both sides to point at the oppressive nature of the other side. Then you have the left’s base insist that none of the candidates have any overlap with the right which is driving the whole party more left. Probably won’t work, but, really, who knows? If we could push, say, team red to become much more libertarian than the bulk of Americans, would that be a good thing given it would likely mean they would lose in a landslide?

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      If we could push, say, team red to become much more libertarian than the bulk of Americans, would that be a good thing given it would likely mean they would lose in a landslide?

      Well, thankfully that will never happen.

      1. straffinrun

        I can look at my belly button as long as I want.

    2. Hyperion

      Republicans are actually becoming more libertarian, slowly, but surely. While the left are very rapidly becoming more illiberal and totalitarian. But that’s just my observation.

      1. straffinrun

        I suppose if one object is moving away from you, the stationary object in front of you can appear to be moving towards you.

        1. Hyperion

          Well, you have a point. Like I said, one is moving at a snail’s while the other is flying off the tracks.

        2. Florida Man

          I always get red-shift blue-shift confused.

      2. Republicans are actually becoming more libertarian

        I do not believe that for one second.

        They’re just as authoritarian and pearl-clutchy as the left, but with different things.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          SHUT THE FUCK UP, LIBERTARD!

          1. Awwww, you DO love me!

          2. Hyperion

            He didn’t say Fuck off, Tulpa. Geez, get the protocol down already, Moj.

          3. HM expresses his love in various ways. I am comfortable allowing him to express it any way he chooses.

            As long as it doesn’t involve touching.

          4. Rhywun

            A pimp’s love is different from a square’s.

          5. Spudalicious

            You’re the Wurst.

          6. Sir Digby

            HM expresses his love in various ways.

            Rhy has it spot-on, but, I’ll say you couldn’t possibly overstate that premise.

        2. Hyperion

          “They’re just as authoritarian and pearl-clutchy as the left, but with different things.”

          Would have been true just a few short years ago.

        3. straffinrun

          Exhibit A on state slurping nature of team red. Screw you. I say let’s boo all of them.

        4. Jarflax

          There are 3 Republican parties. The Neo Cons, who are pure Imperialists and completely fine with every leftist social program as long as they get their empire. The Christian Right, who know they are getting screwed over but don’t have anywhere else to go, and hope that The Court will eventually give them a win on Roe if enough ‘Conservative” justices get appointed. And the old school business crony types. Then there are Massie and I would still say Paul (who IMHO is taking a less ineffective approach to shifting the needle toward liberty than most do, by buttering up Trump) Massie is great, but since no one ever prints a word about the principled reasons for his protest votes, he is also not accomplishing all that much except as a symbol.

          1. TARDIS

            Forgive me in advance. I’m tired…and drunk.
            There is only one party. There are the statists (swamp, cabal, ptb, etc.) and those of us that want to be be left the fuck alone. We don’t have a party. Well we can have one in my basement, if you want, but politically there’s nothing for us.

          2. Nephilium

            Didn’t some guy named Twain write something about the two types of people years ago?

          3. Jarflax

            You can divide the world along single concepts in an infinite number of ways, that one may be satisfying on some level, but it is kind of useless. Almost everyone is ‘leave me alone’ on their personal desires and “Should be a law” on their personal dislikes. Hence libertarians being disliked by almost everyone despite not wanting to do anything to any of them. People see stopping them from oppressing the ‘bad guys’ as the same thing as oppressing the ‘good guys’.

      3. Heroic Mulatto

        Republicans are actually becoming more libertarian, slowly, but surely.

        I see you’re smoking the good shit tonight.

        The Nu-GOP has sought to exorcise even the thin gilding of what Ronald Reagan once called the “heart and soul of conservatism”. Free market principles and fiscal responsibility have proven too troublesome for Trump’s promises to his base, thus, we have always been at war with Eastasia, don’t you know? Indeed, of the three quasi-libertarians in Congress, only Massie has yet to fall. Paul has gleefully become Trump’s catamite and Amash has been driven stark raving mad. What hope does an actual, honest-to-goodness libertarian have in these times? The fusionist experiment is done. Mommy and Daddy don’t love each other anymore. And eventually ‘libertarian conservatives,’ or worse, ‘conservative libertarians’ are going to have to pick a side.

        1. Florida Man

          I’ve put all my eggs in the apathy basket. I guess that’s a side or whatever.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            That’s the Glib side in the upcoming prison riot.

        2. straffinrun

          Seriously. That not a soul in the party is even mentioning the deficit, which used to be the main talking point, is a damning omission.

        3. Jarflax

          I don’t think Trump is at all libertarian. But he is at war with the most anti libertarian wing of the Republican party, the neo cons, and at war with the Democrats. I’m not especially hopeful. I think people who are euphoric about him, and people who are enraged about him from the libertarian side are equally deranged. This best we can hope for is that the war between Trump’s populist hate of globalism, the Imperial Neo Cons, and the Trans National Progressives beats back the latter without giving a full victory to the former.

          1. Hyperion

            “I don’t think Trump is at all libertarian.”

            He isn’t, and I don’t think anyone is arguing that he is. Like I said, the best sometimes accidentally libertarian president ever.

          2. Rhywun

            I think Trump is at best a minor speed-bump in the road to serfdom.

            The only good thing long-term is the judge appointments. The Dems will take total control sooner or later and who knows how much damage they will do. (Ordinarily I would not be too worried about that but I have never seen them as out for blood in my life.)

          3. Jarflax

            I think the Court only lasts as a brake on this until the Dems get 60 in the Senate, the White House and the House. I think if they get that they will pack the court, and it is all over. I mean literally all over, no guns, no dissent, economy in taters, probably some sort of Civil War, ending with someone’s boot on everyone’s face for a very long time. The useful idiots are on their last gasp of control of the Democratic Party and the outright socialists are no longer the fringe.

          4. kbolino

            We’re more likely to replay the 1970s than to get a totalitarian regime. The current crop are more stupid than dastardly.

          5. economy in taters

            So…go long on potatoes? Short Bitcoin?

          6. Rhywun

            I dunno. FDR couldn’t get away with packing the court even with more-or-less complete adoration from the public.

          7. Jarflax

            FDR never had to pack it, the Court folded and let him do anything he wanted just with the threat, and despite all the BS about greatest generation, the US was effectively a dictatorship under him, a full fledged dictatorship from Pearl Harbor to his death.

          8. Gustave Lytton

            Before Pearl Harbor. Never forget that he mobilized the National Guard & drafted men 19-57 over a year before, and kept them on indefinitely when the initial one year call up expired. That was before a declaration of war.

            And because the boot of government doesn’t feel as good if it’s voluntary, he signed EO9279 to prohibit men under 37 from volunteering.

          9. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

            I think Trump is at best a minor speed-bump in the road to serfdom.

            I plan on being in my own private utopia on Mars before that happens. Or the scrap heap, whichever is first.

          10. Hyperion

            “I think Trump is at best a minor speed-bump in the road to serfdom.”

            Well, fuck, I thought he was sending us all off to the gulags right now.

          11. kbolino

            Trump has revealed something, though it’s as much by accident as by intent, and that is that the “two parties aren’t all that different” trope is actually true. Not because the parties don’t do or say different things, but because elected officials have basically completely handed over authority to judges and bureaucrats, whose politics are not entirely aligned with either major party (their Democratic lean notwithstanding). He’s among the most powerless Presidents of the modern era, which is not exactly a bad thing per se, but it’s happened for all the strangest and most inconsistent reasons.

          12. Jarflax

            He’s among the most powerless Presidents of the modern era, which is not exactly a bad thing per se

            ^This is where I find myself rolling my eyes at libertarian talking points (even though I have been guilty myself) The President has LESS power today than FDR or his predecessors. The Civil Service Act, the expansion of the Federal Government, and Congress’s abdicating their responsibilities to the “technocrats’ in the bureaucracy have moved almost all the real power to the bureaucrats. That is why Conservatives feel that nothing changes when the Republicans are in charge and progs feel like nothing changes when Democrats are in charge. They are looking at different areas and seeing the same thing.

            The Bureaucracy likes foreign adventures, so the Progs get disappointed that Obama doesn’t end wars. The Bureaucracy likes extending their control and influence domestically so no matter who gets the Conservatives don’t get any rollback in the size, intrusiveness and cost of the Federal Government. If the Socialist get power in the elected branches they will purge the dissenters, such as they are, from the bureaucracy and then watch out.

          13. Rhywun

            Congress’s abdicating their responsibilities to the “technocrats’ in the bureaucracy have moved almost all the real power to the bureaucrats

            This is the biggest problem right now IMHO.

            Isn’t there a court case in front of SCOTUS addressing this?

          14. kbolino

            If the Socialist get power in the elected branches they will purge the dissenters, such as they are, from the bureaucracy and then watch out.

            Maybe. By the time they could take both Houses of Congress and the Presidency and hold them, they’d likely have enough fellow travelers in the civil service that the purge would come from within rather than without.

        4. Hyperion

          “Indeed, of the three quasi-libertarians in Congress, only Massie has yet to fall. Paul has gleefully become Trump’s catamite and Amash has been driven stark raving mad.”

          That’s still a pretty good improvement over today’s democrats.

        5. Hyperion

          “I see you’re smoking the good shit tonight.”

          Sometimes, I wish. But I’m still right, in my opinion, something that we all have.

          1. straffinrun

            HM doesn’t have the soft touch I do. I would’ve asked if you were just a little sleepy.

          2. Hyperion

            I don’t even see how anyone can think the d’s are not worse now, as far left as they’ve gone. Economy destroying New Green Deals? Outlawing private insurance? Confiscatory taxes to pay for it all? Yeah, the republicans are just as bad, sure. But again, like I said, my opinion.

          3. straffinrun

            The point, for me anyways, wasn’t about team blue going nuts. That is undeniable, but it doesn’t mean team red is becoming more libertarian.

          4. Hyperion

            Would we be better off with Hillary? Or what about now, maybe Warren? The Bern? I know, whataboutism.

          5. straffinrun

            I’ll be honest. I’d rather see Trump in office than Hillary. Less shitty is not how I want to rank my preferences, though.

          6. Hyperion

            “I’ll be honest. I’d rather see Trump in office than Hillary. Less shitty is not how I want to rank my preferences, though.”

            Yeah, I get it. But it’s unfortunately what we have to deal with.

        6. kbolino

          Paul is very pro-Trump but I haven’t seen him actually abandon his principles. Contra Reason, I don’t think taking Trump’s side on the inside baseball bullshit that is the collusion-obstruction-impeachment Russia-Ukraine fever dream is inherently anti-libertarian. And contra Ken Schultz (who is still harping on this very point at H&R, but whatever), Paul didn’t suddenly become pro-Medicare.

          He’s not his dad, and it’s unfortunate that we can’t have them both. But I don’t think he’s lost his identity yet.

          1. Hyperion

            Paul is far more politically savvy than his dad. And I really like that Paul is getting close to Trump, because I keep hoping that Paul has more influence on Trump. What is not to like about that? Paul is still by far the best person in Congress and only Massie is close. Funny how they are both not democrats, that is just weird.

          2. whiz

            ^^This

      4. Lachowsky

        I have no idea why you think that. Republicans just re authorized the patriot act and donald trump signed it. They did it with an overwhelming majority.

        That is no sign of libertarianism taking any sort of hold of the republicans.

        Just because the left is insane, doesnt mean the right isnt.

        Republicans champion every program the left has implemented.

        1. Hyperion

          Well, I just said why. Tell me the equivalent of Rand Paul and Thomas Massie in the dem party? Sure, the establishment of both parties are flip sides of the same party. But the only movement at all that there is, as far as moving more libertarian, no matter how snail’s pace it is, is with the GOP. The dems are racing off in the other direction.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Tell me the equivalent of Rand Paul and Thomas Massie in the dem party?

            They’re in the ground. Like Daniel Patrick Moynihan.

          2. Lachowsky

            I dont see it.

            2016-2018 saw a gop majority in both houses of congress and the presidency.

            No wars were stopped.
            No entitlement spending was curtailed
            No free market healthcare bills were passes
            No drug prohibition reforms were passed
            No welfafe reform was enacted
            No federal reserve issues were discussed.

            We got marginal tax cuts and an increase in spending, coupled with a trade war. Debt explosion, and piss poor economic policy that the reduction in regulatuons cant cover for.

            Fuck the republicans. They are libertarians in sheep’s clothing at their best and xontrolled opposition of the socialist war party majority at their worst.

          3. kinnath

            Two SCOTUS seats.

            Not Hillary.

          4. Lachowsky

            Kavenaugh is a big government asshat who helped wrote the patriot act, and gorsuch is pretty good.

            Hillary is a monster who would have done much the same with a repiblican congress as trump has.

        2. kbolino

          Things like the constant Patriot Act renewal are how you know the current crop of Democrats don’t believe half the bullshit they say, either. Trump is a racist white nationalist sexist dictator wannabe traitor tyrant, so let’s make sure we don’t dial back the surveillance state he is nominally in charge of!

  15. Hyperion

    Wow, I just drank an entire 6 pack of beer and threw a couple Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout’s in the freeze. Am I a bad person?

    1. Florida Man

      Yes. Do not put beer in the freezer. You’ll forget and they’ll explode.

      1. Hyperion

        I had that happen once, or twice. But most of the time, I’ll put a couple in there and there’s not a very good chance they aren’t coming out before exploding.

        1. Nephilium

          Set a timer.

          It’ll help you not forget.

    2. Spudalicious

      Yes, but the beer isn’t going to improve your reputation.

      1. Hyperion

        “beer isn’t going to improve your reputation.”

        Well, shit, I didn’t even realize I had one.

        1. Spudalicious

          Oh, you have one alright.

          1. Hyperion

            Really? Tell me about it. I’m not as bad as the worst, am I?

          2. Spudalicious

            Nobody is that bad, but you’re damned close. At least, that’s what people tell me off the forum.

          3. Hyperion

            Steve Smith just told me he’s going over to visit you. He said he likes stuffing.

          4. Sir Digby

            Steve Smith just told me he’s going over to visit you. He said he likes stuffing.

            Yeah, he’s a ‘cornhole stuffing’ kinda dude.

            /ever the optimist, he’s the ‘ass half-full’ type,

  16. Chafed

    I’m in NYC for wife’s birthday trip. She is her usual dead to the world after 8 pm. We are staying in Times Square so it’s lit up like the middle of the day at all hours. It’s nice to find restaurants open until all hours.

    1. MikeS

      Hang with us, buddy. We’ll keep you company.

      *waggles eyebrows*

      1. Chafed

        Of course I will. She’s sound asleep. I

        1. Sir Digby

          Of course I will. She’s sound asleep. I

          THEY GOT CHAFED!! Let’s get ’em!

          1. CPRM

            Wait, this a lot of mixing methaphores, are we the top hatted fellers er the gruff individualist cow polks?

          2. Sir Digby

            “polks”???

            I think you’ve answered your own question, my Sconnie friend.

          3. Gender Traitor

            I like “methaphores.” But mixing methaphores could be kinda…volatile.

          4. CPRM

            Sorry, Pokes, we gots Polka here, it all gets confusing.

          5. CPRM

            The sad thing is you treat these as typos, when it’s just you missing the joke. Same ol’ Digby, steppin on the joke.

          6. Sir Digby

            missing the joke.

            steppin on the joke

            Hmmmm….

  17. Rebel Scum

    Since I am just getting through the last thread…

    https://twitter.com/ComfortablySmug/status/1199795766816104455

    This is the greatest and best timeline…tribute.

    1. Did drugs fall out her ass?

    2. MikeS

      Dave
      @DaveDavidson889

      “Iron Eyes Cody” was actually an Italian-American named Espera Oscar de Corti and he was crying because he saw somebody drop a tray of lasagna on the ground.

      Jonnyappleseed
      @jonnyAppls33d

      He was crying because he saw the first instance of pineapple as a pizza topping..know your history

      1. KSuellington

        The first pineapple pizza.

        https://imgur.com/gallery/jY9Z8Vj

    3. Rhywun

      My stomach hurts from LMAO at that.

    4. blackjack

      Sometimes I miss National Lampoon, Mad magazine and 1970s Saturday Night Live, but then I see shit like this. It’s a toss up.

  18. Rebel Scum

    “Clinton is not in the polls data since she has not declared”

    Oh but she will. She has to.

    1. Hyperion

      Patience! A few more people have to accidentally commit suicide first.

    2. Florida Man

      So what is the advantage in declaring. If you can show up after all the mud slinging, do that. Also, has there ever been a “rematch” in presidential elections?

      1. Gadfly

        There have been many rematches, but the last one was Eisenhower v Stevenson, so it’s been a while.

        1. Hyperion

          I can’t even remember one. I remember Nixon running a lot of times and then finally winning. Maybe Hillary is the Nixon of the 21st century? I can even see her saying ‘I am not a crook!’.

    3. TARDIS

      Michelle will enter if she does.

      1. Hyperion

        Have you ever actually watched her speak? Her chance of ever becoming president, zero. She is beyond cringe inducing. What’s she going to say anyway? All your kids have to eat kale smoothies for lunch because I said so?

        Maybe this is why former first ladies do not run for president.

        1. Tulip

          Since I’m drinking. We should have a meet up. I’m in the DC area as is Kristen.

          1. Hyperion

            Where are you, NOVA, DC, or Murland?

          2. Tulip

            NOVA, Alexandria.

          3. Hyperion

            Well, let’s do it. I know there are a few more of us Murland Glibs around still.

          4. dbleagle

            I will visiting Alexndria 7-12Dec for a business trip.

    4. Tulip

      Even my ultra left neighbor has said she better not run. Neighbor used to have two cats, Hillary and Bernie. She had to rehome Hillary because she kept attacking Bernie. Snerk.

  19. whiz

    Regarding the general election, some of the betting sites have D vs. R odds:

    Bovada: D -115, R -115 (must bet 115 to win 100)
    BetVictor: D -125, R +100 (win 100 with 100 bet)
    BetFair: D -137, R +100

    So a slight lean to D. Trump is the overwhelming pick to get the R nomination, but not 100%.

    1. straffinrun

      I’d hate to have to come up with the betting lines. Too many potential black swans flying around.

  20. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

    Steam is doing their Autumn sale. Time to stock up on games you want but will never play. I picked up Disco Elysium and am really liking it so far. Totally different from the usual stuff.

    You’ve woken up on the floor of a grimy hotel room with a hangover so devastating you might as well be dead. You don’t remember who you are, which city you’re in, or what happened the night before. Apparently you’re a detective, in town to solve a murder, but you don’t feel like a cop. You feel like shit

    1. Hyperion

      Fuck off, Tulpa.

      I was wondering about Disco Elysium, but doesn’t seem much like my type game. I like action RPGs.

      Really can’t think of anything I want. I’ve been playing the fuck out of RDR2 and still have not finished Greedfall, on account of I can’t stop playing RDR2. Probably going to play again tonight and probably a lot this weekend. If I can stop working. I started adding a new feature today for one of my apps and I didn’t finish and I hate that shit, I will wake up at 3am and want to finish that. Damn computers are da debil.

      1. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

        R2D2 is definitely on the list once it’s available on Steam. Same with Outer Worlds and Paranoia.

        Only recently got into GTA V; great story, having a blast with it but had to put it down as the ultraviolence was getting a bit much.

        Greedfall am not sure about…loved Skyrim, though. Worth getting?

        1. Hyperion

          I’ve enjoyed Greedfall. Keep in mind, it’s a small studio, so don’t expect that much. But it’s very impressive for what it is, I’d say it’s worth it.

          RDR2 is pretty much the greatest game ever created by humans.

          1. Jarflax

            When you do the bounty in the Canyon, do NOT let the guy run away, and if he does, do NOT chase him on foot, and if you do, do NOT think you can walk back faster by going in a straight line to your horse icon on the map. Trust me on this. That was 2 hours I’ll never get back.

    2. Rhywun

      games you want but will never play

      Like I don’t have enough of those already.

      1. Hyperion

        “Like I don’t have enough of those already.”

        ^this guy gets it^

        1. Jarflax

          I sit around bored, not doing anything productive, and still don’t play any of the 100+ (and it’s a big plus, probably bigger than the 100) bought but never installed, installed but never played, started, liked but never finished etc games I have.

          1. Hyperion

            I can’t even count the guys I know who have 100+ games just on Steam that they’ve never played. I actually stopped that a long time ago. I buy a game these days, I know I’m going to play it until finished, or try. I’ve actually bought 5 games this year, Outward, Metro Exodus, Elder Scrolls Online, Greedfall, and Red Dead Redemption 2. Have not finished one of them yet.

          2. Rhywun

            Yeah, I’ve slowed WAY down on that too. Maybe 3 or 4 this year. I won’t even think of pulling the trigger without watching a Let’s Play video first – that helps a lot.

          3. Jarflax

            Oh these are almost all from long ago. The only things I bought this year were the full Kingdom Hearts collection to play with my niece, the full throttle remaster that was a couple bucks on GOG, and Civ 6 when it was on a big sale.

          4. Hyperion

            Civ 6 is great. I bought that on sale also and it’s by far the best Civ game, don’t care what anyone says. I plan on playing that a lot more when I get time.

          5. Rhywun

            The Civ series is the classic example of “games I buy and never play”. I want to like them but the time-suck OMG. Elder Scrolls is the other one.

            Oh fuck Civ VI is 75% off now….

          6. CPRM

            Oh fuck, Civ VI goes on sale just when I got back into playing Civ V but also lost half my income…This is a damn dilemma!

          7. Hyperion

            Guys, buy Civ 6, I’m serious. That game is really good. I have 4, 5, and 6 and I only really like 6. 75% off is a no brainer, you’re going to get way more than your money worth there.

            Posted a while back. But when I was playing, I was playing USA, with Teddy R as prez, and I had just defeated France despite their pleas for mercy and was attacking Canada.

          8. Hyperion

            And somehow, my main cities were Cincy, Balmer, and DC, 2 of which I have lived in for quite some time. That was weird.

          9. CPRM

            Yeah, it’s tempting, but also, you know, also no replacement for half my income on the horizon and less than $1,000 in savings I can use to extend that. I’ll have to think on it.

          10. Hyperion

            CPRM, give me your Steam ID and I’ll gift it to you. You’ve done a lot of stuff for this site.

          11. Hyperion

            BTW, mine is guess what… hyperion.

          12. CPRM

            I can’t give it in the open, it’s connected to my IRL identity, loosely. Thanks for the offer. Unless you want to go through the whole rigmarole of working out coded ways to say e-mail addresses I will politely decline.

          13. Hyperion

            Oh, sorry. I thought maybe you had founder level access and can see my email. I’m not sure how else we could do it, but the offer still stands if we can figure it out.

          14. CPRM

            Hm, thought I could search the friends feature of Steam and add you and maybe that could work, but there a lot of Hyperions.

          15. Hyperion

            Do you see one with a Gadsden flag for the avatar?

          16. Rhywun

            Ha, I wonder if it’s the one with the Don’t Tread on Me avatar and “1 friend in common”.

          17. CPRM

            I thought maybe you had founder level access

            No respect, story of my life, I’ll tell you! *adjusts red tie*

          18. Rhywun

            PS. Huh, I thought Steam handles were unique – guess not.

          19. CPRM

            My search for Hyperion yielded 6,169 results, no gadson flags to be seen in the first 3 pages.

          20. CPRM

            Mebbe if Rhy eats the fly and friends you then I friend Rhy, we can have our toffet too.

          21. Hyperion

            Wow, that is fucking weird. HM and I took like 3 minutes to be friends on Steam.

          22. Rhywun

            I could give it a try but I have Friends turned off so who knows if it will work.

          23. Hyperion

            That’s crazy. I just did the search and got 22 results. Only one had the flag.

          24. CPRM

            Fuckit, I’m prolly just being paranoid, but I’m unemployed, what I got to lose, am I right? And like I said, only tangential. puremilkgenius32 on that platform.

          25. CPRM

            If I put that out there and don’t get a free game out of it I’m going to protest at Evergreed college!

          26. Hyperion

            OK. I can’t find you. You don’t have your profile set to private, do you?

          27. Hyperion

            Don’t worry, bro, we don’t get this sorted tonight, we will tomorrow.

          28. Rhywun

            No users match

          29. CPRM

            Ok, looks like I joined Steam before profiles were even a thing, did a quick thing under that same handle, give it a shot.

          30. Hyperion

            I’m still getting zero results for that ID.

          31. CPRM

            Ok, email me at the address that shows in this video. We’ll work it out.

          32. Hyperion

            OK. Video unavailable. That totally worked.

          33. CPRM

            Ok, try it again, access changed until Friday.

  21. Hyperion

    Damn, this oatmeal stout is good. Gave wifey a drink and she gave me this sour face look. Wininz!

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Nice!

    2. Chafed

      Chicks don’t get beer.

      1. Hyperion

        Yeah, I know. I mean not all of them. I’ve known quite of few of them who do, but unfortunately, I never wanted to fuck them more than a few times. Should I stop saying stuff like that since we now have a bunch of chicks on the site? My wife just told me I might have to stop hanging around here because of the chick infestation. This seems bad.

        1. Gender Traitor

          Funny – I don’t feel like an infestation. ::pouts::

          Is it evil of me to say that this little ditty comes to mind?

  22. Tulip

    I’m staying home tomorrow and making a duck breast with cranberry sauce, pretzel rolls, mashed cauliflower, and green beans. Friday, I’m getting together with the neighbors (they invited me to Thanksgiving, but I want to be alone), so I may make a caramel rose apple pie for that. I plan to make cranberry curd and Orange French macarons this weekend. I may also make cookie trays for the neighbors and friends. I’m thinking Russian tea cakes, chocolate crinkles, Christmas crack and Ritz peanut butter sandwiches. In other words, a Minnesota tray. (Ok, MikeS, a Midwestern tray.)

    1. Hyperion

      “I’m staying home tomorrow”

      All set to do the same. Thinking about going down to the pub tomorrow thoughh, but that will be Uber ride, no way I’m driving anywhere. That will be it if I do until at least Saturday, no more traffic for me.

    2. Rhywun

      Christmas crack

      ?

      1. Tulip

        Saltine crackers covered with toffee and chocolate. It’s a staple of Minnesota church cook books. It’s amazing. It’s one of the few sweets I have trouble resisting.

        1. MikeS

          OK…that’s a new one to me, too. You need to be sharing that one.

          1. MikeS

            Or, I bet it’s in one of the church cookbooks we have. haha

        2. MikeS

          Haha. I just started describing it to my wife and before I could finish the ingredient list she blurts out; “Oh yeah! Yeah! They are to die for!”

          1. Tulip

            SEE! The Ritz peanut butter sandwiches are also winners. Spread peanut butter on a Ritz cracker, top with another, then dip in chocolate. So easy, and they totally disappear. I said I learned to cook out of self-defense, but when it comes to cookies and sweets, man, Midwestern cooks know what they are doing.

        3. mikey

          I’m under orders to make those. Wife says it’s a Southern thing.

          1. Tulip

            She’s wrong. It’s a Midwestern thing! 😉

          2. mikey

            Appropriated and taken norht during the War of Northern Agression I would imagine.
            She’s made sure I know the correct termanology.

          3. Tulip

            Pfft! Nope. Pretty sure it comes from the Scandinavian and German immigrants.

        4. CPRM

          For some reason that’s called a Kit-Kat bar here; no idea why since there is not toffee/caramel in a Kit-Kat bar.

          1. Sir Digby

            Sex in a pan, or GTFO.

            Wait….

          2. Tulip

            Another that everyone eats, but are surprised by the ingredients is orange salad. Cottage cheese, orange hello, two cans of drained mandarin oranges, and cool whip. When I write it out it doesn’t sound good, but it always disappears

        5. Tulip

          Pretty much any recipe in a church cookbook is going to be good. The woman that submitted that recipe is proud of it. Her family asks for it. When she brings it to a potluck, people ask for the recipe. I feel that way about the salad I wrote about with the lemon garlic dressing.

    3. In case you have never seen this. It’s in alphabetical order (for my convenience at the grocery store), but all the Christmas cookies my mom makes (as do I when I feel like it) are there.

      1. MikeS

        W

        O

        W

        ?

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Dammit. Now I want Watergate cake.

        1. Tulip

          Ooh, what’s that?

          1. Jarflax

            G. Gordon Liddy bakes it with some Cuban guys. Howard Hunt drops it when it comes out of the oven, and John Dean sells everyone out.

          2. Gustave Lytton

            And G Gordon Liddy while holding his hand in a candle flame tells people at a cocktail party that the secret to eating it without not gaining weight is to refuse to gain weight.

          3. J. Frank Parnell

            Does it have rat in it?

        2. Right?! I was a kid the first and only time I had it and man, I loved it and I can still taste it.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            I’ve never had it but I love pistachio. That was my favorite pudding as a kid.

          2. MikeS

            Do you know why the pistachio dishes got a Watergate moniker?

          3. Tulip

            Hmm, probably not something I’m going to make this holiday. Maybe for fourth of July.

      3. mikey

        At first I thought it was the menu for this weekend (I do that).
        Damn. That broad is crazy
        Then I realized it was most everything you make – still much impressive.

        1. Tulip

          Very impressive and a little scary. I could never be that organized.

        2. It’s my recipe book. I put it online so I can access it in a store. I also share it sometimes.

          1. Tulip

            Waaay more organized than me. I rarely use recipes

          2. Recipe books are to keep me from having to put stuff in my head. I have more important things to keep there than food. Ugh.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Damn. I’m even more impressed.

  23. Yusef drives a Kia

    47 degrees, if you have live in it, that’s exposure, and it can kill you. Thank Glibs it’s only a few more days,
    Saving up, YES!

    1. MikeS

      That is for sure. You and Wendy stay warm. Hang in there, Bob.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        It’s a one dog night cos I only have one, Wendy is in the very warm Kia! Enjoy tomorrow,

        1. Hyperion

          Damn, I didn’t know you meant inside! Fuck, time to make fire! We keep it upper 60s at night. 47 sounds a little risky to me.

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            Rain means no fire, we do have them but wether, it sucks bad

        2. MikeS

          So the Teufelshunde is still with you? I’m glad.

          And I hope you have a nice turkey day, too.

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            50 pounds of fury, curled up next to me,
            https://photos.app.goo.gl/PR8cqsqrSw3zCCTa7

          2. Tulip

            I’m so glad you have her.

          3. Yusef drives a Kia

            Us too, someone suggested getting r,
            Fuck No!

    2. Hyperion

      56 here right now. Blustery. I told my wife ‘It’s a blustery day in the hundred acre woods, again’.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Wendy is Winnie and I am Owl,
        Daughter is Tigger, Son is Eyore,
        100 acre wood forever.,

    3. You hang in there, Yusef. I know it’s a long night when you’re cold, though.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        We are sucking it up to save money,
        And my new project may Rock, we’ll see,
        Thanks Mo

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Kick ass Yusef!

  24. Yusef drives a Kia

    Tomorrow we are doing dinner with my MIL, she cancelled other plans so she could see her baby girl, it’s probably the last time, so we put oof bailing out for a few more days, very sad…

    1. MikeS

      Enjoy the time with her.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Yes

    2. Tulip

      Can you stay with her for a night?

  25. Tulip

    I’m so excited about the four day weekend. I’m going to take long walks with the dog, take naps, bake, draw, and do a few chores

    1. Tulip

      Oh, and work on my articles.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        If the weather clears, we are going to the beach.
        Cold isn’t an issue, Wendy wants to see and smell the ocean one more time, me? Kites!

  26. Tulip

    I didn’t have the opportunity because I was at work (YES, Rufus, I work), but today’s Hat and Hair was AWESOME. Donald yelling DON’T DEAD NAME MY DOG was perfect.

    1. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

      ^^^This! Always miss them real time but they make my week. Almost scared to meet SugarFree IRL but he’s owed a ton of drinks and/or piss-hookers or whatever when that happens.

      1. Hyperion

        The Subaru Horror Theater thing was fucking epic. I shared that with a friend of mine who has never been on this site and he was all sorts of raving about it.

        1. Tulip

          I love Subaru Horror Theatre

          1. Hyperion

            SF is a very talented writer. I wish I could write like that. If I could, I’d be spending a lot of time writing. He’s also the funniest person ever on the intertoobz by virtue of the Steve Smith saga. I’ve never actually laughed that hard about anything ever on the internet. I remember my wife asking me ‘are you OK? What are you laughing about? Are you OK?’, lol.

    2. CPRM

      New Hat and Hair cartoon tomorrow at 10am Packer time!

      1. MikeS

        Fuck. Yes.

        1. CPRM

          Longest ever, I believe. Don’t ask me to do research!

      2. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

        Oh! Love those cartoons too! Can’t wait! I suppose I need to save some piss-hookers for you, too.

  27. Yusef drives a Kia

    I’m trying to tell my 20 year old cat that the heater equals me, animals . .

    1. Tulip

      When it’s cold, my cat becomes Velcro kitty. Which is nice because he puts out heat. Not a total furnace like my dog, but still.

  28. Jarflax

    I don’t know whether to be fanboy excited about This, or cry because Nick Cage.

    1. Tulip

      I already have a Cthulu 2020 sign on my door. Because why vote for a lesser evil.

      1. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

        Here I thought Warren would out-evil even Cthulu (PBUH).

  29. CPRM

    Discussed another glibs secret project with a fellow unemployed glib. My unemployment will be good for you scoundrels whether or not it’s good for me.

    1. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

      Oh hell, I must of missed the laid off thing…bummer. It’s a crazy hot job market at least. Your doing or their’s?

      1. CPRM

        I told management they were making poor decisions, so they decided to fire me. (I also did say I’d quit if they didn’t change their tune, they thought they called my bluff, but it wasn’t a bluff, they are making poor decisions and I was ready to leave if things didn’t change)

        1. Hyperion

          Good luck, I hope it works out for you for the better. I did the same thing more than 10 years ago, and that time it actually worked for me, because I had all the middle management on my side. Our CIO wound up getting fired while pleading uselessly for our help. These days, I see a little of the same bullshit for my biggest clients, but I doubt it would go my way this time and I’d just have to go away after calling the bluff, for better or worse. But WTF, I’m going to retire in 10-15 years, unless we suddenly get some extra government approved go juice for career extension.

        2. Gustave Lytton

          For you, it not the usual fare

          https://youtu.be/gj2iGAifSNI

          1. Gustave Lytton

            *but not the usual fare

            (I dunno why, but autocorrect seems to be getting worse)

          2. CPRM

            Oh sure, guy gets fired from being a country DJ why not send him a damn country song! Fascist!

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Reminds me, I need to cut some wood this weekend.

        3. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

          Hope you got a good severance out of it, at least. Looking forward to your next project!

          1. CPRM

            Severance, haha, this was a part-time job; hence why I decided working with shitty management wasn’t worth the low pay I was getting.

  30. Tulip

    The right side stuff, including the donate link has disappeared for me. Can I get the Glibertarians donate link?

    1. Go Here

      If you are on a mobile device, the front page sidebar stuff is down below the main content.

      1. CPRM

        Thanks again for getting the cartoon scheduled. Tomorrow is going to be bad what with a Packer loss and a meatless Thanksgiving, but you still rock it! You’re the best internet mom ever!

        1. Tulip

          Yes she is!. She still takes my crappy, text based articles and makes real posts out of them.

        2. Rhywun

          I will be giving thanks that I finally get to watch the Bills.

    2. Tulip

      Thanks

      1. No, thank YOU!

  31. LJW

    Can’t sleep, started scrolling through imgur. Came across a post about the minimum wage vs average rent. For some dumb reason decided to post a comment in a sea of proggies. Now I’ll never get to sleep and I’m angry at the stupidity I just witnessed.

      1. LJW

        I don’t really target anyone I just post my argument with facts then watch the replies. Then I pool the responses and lay in bed debunking them in my head. Every once in a while I get a decent challenge and have to pull out the phone to look up something.

    1. Hyperion

      “Now I’ll never get to sleep and I’m angry at the stupidity I just witnessed.”

      Stop polluting your brain with that shit.

      Especially for this week, it’s a holiday! Enjoy!

      1. LJW

        I’ve moved on to better things like wondering if I should buy this

        https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07VHMG9RH/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_7f13DbPZ86CST

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Way too accurate.

        2. Hyperion

          My front door mat says ‘I hope you brought beer’.

        3. MikeS

          I got one very similar to this for my brother Mathew…with one “T”. When I saw it in the store I laughed and laughed. My wife thought I was nuts. I guess I have an unnatural love for wordplay.

        4. Tulip

          I kinda want the sign that says “If my dog makes you uncomfortable I’d be happy to lock you in the other room”.

    2. Rhywun

      started scrolling through imgur

      What the hell is wrong with you?

  32. blackjack

    See if I can hotwire reality.

  33. straffinrun

    It sure doesn’t feel like Thanksgiving.

    1. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

      Did you at least get your Kentucky Fried Chicken Thanksgiving feast over in Nippon-land?

      1. I thought that was Christmas.

        1. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

          Oh – probably. I can’t keep up with all the weird stuff the Japanese are into.

          1. straffinrun

            Easter, St Pat’s Day, Thanksgiving and the 4th of July don’t register here at all.

          2. Tulip

            Easter? I thought there were lots o f Catholics

          3. straffinrun

            About as many as there are left handed lesbians. *My math may be wrong.

          4. Koreans are super into being Baptists. No idea why.

          5. straffinrun

            Google says .5% of the pop.

  34. straffinrun

    That’s more of a Christmas thing. You’re in Canada? Sorry beforehand if I’m wrong on that.

      1. straffinrun

        Thread fail, but worth a look.

        1. Rhywun

          LOL

        2. Gender Traitor

          That’s great! That’s true success – when you can do that ’cause you just don’t give a shit!

  35. Sir Digby

    I think I finally get why all the leftist talking heads and related orgs push so hard on the “talk proggie politics at holiday gatherings” concept–

    They want martyrs.

    They know that people opposed to their shit typically make it known how much they loathe the tactic, and, it seems that they want their followers to do it, anyway. Why? In the hopes that the more conservative-minded will blow a gasket and hurt the leftist(s). Because, there are tons of stories about family fights/murders at holiday gatherings, and, certainly, those are all conservo-freaks in fly-over country, right?

    Why not get the most mileage out of those stories, and make some talking points about, “See?? The Right is always violent and needs to be destroyed!”

    I mean, it’s not like the people pushing this shit in the media give a tinker’s damn about their own people–people are expendable.

    1. CPRM

      Meh, something about never ascribing malice where stupidity will suffice…

    2. straffinrun

      Hey, Digs. There’s data suggesting that people disagreeing with you actually causes you to believe even more in what you’re advocating. We’re in psych warfare.

      1. Sir Digby

        No doubt, which kinda fits my conspiracy theory–that they push relatives, whe then dig in and lose control (like all cis-het rethuglican gon-lover shitlords do), and, voila!; Insta-martyr.

        Also–malice and stupidity forma an interesting Venn. Lots of overlap.

        1. Sir Digby

          forma, indeed, signore Venn!

    3. Gender Traitor

      I think you may be on onto something.

      I’m just hoping my proggy BIL doesn’t get political when he & my sis come to Chez GT for TG Day tomorrow…errr…later today. ‘Cause they’re bringing the turkey, and it would suck to have to throw them out.

      1. Sir Digby

        Leave the gun. Take the canoli turkey.

        1. dbleagle

          IFC is having a Godfather and Godfather 2 marathon tomorrow.

          1. Sir Digby

            I will surely miss all of it, but, bless ’em for running both.

    4. If you don’t have a crisis to exploit, make one.

      1. Sir Digby

        ^Reason #3254286 Mojeaux is the writer, and I’m not.^

        1. Hyperion

          “^Reason #3254286 Mojeaux is the writer worst and I’m not.^”

          FIFY

          1. Sir Digby

            Oh, I never go in for superlatives; they’re all shitty and horrible.

          2. My characters were born in superlatives, live and breathe in superlatives, and will likely die in superlatives.

            Why have characters who don’t?

            In this case, I am a character in Hyperion’s imagination.

    5. J. Frank Parnell

      It’s a standard cult tactic to separate people from their families.

      1. Sir Digby

        Oooh…excellent point, J!

  36. straffinrun

    What it’s like have a discussion with idiots.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz1a9-XnMoI

    1. Gender Traitor

      Is that Garth from Wayne’s World second from the left?

      1. Hyperion

        *schwiinngg!*

      2. Hyperion

        *schwiinngg!*

        1. Gender Traitor

          Ooh! A DOUBLE *schwiinngg!* I’m on a roll!

          1. Sir Digby

            That’s, um….not a roll.

            ?

          2. Gender Traitor

            Not even a crescent roll?? Loves me some crescent rolls!

          3. Sir Digby

            Not even a crescent roll??

            Buttery (OK) and flaky (ewww)

            Right; we’re talking bread products! Whew…

          4. Gender Traitor

            How about best of both worlds – this kind of roll?

          5. Sir Digby

            I like your style, lady!

            Also, be sure to check out West, TX.

          6. Gender Traitor

            The Little Czech Bakery sounds awesome! You been there?

          7. Sir Digby

            BTW–I hope you realize that your recent cycle-commando comments add an interesting, new angle to these kinds of banter and innuendo discussions…

          8. Gender Traitor

            I blame Neph. He’s the one who told me I shouldn’t wear undies under cycling shorts. Buy him a beer.

          9. Sir Digby

            And, yes, I’ve been several times. West actually has a few kolache shops, but that particular one is the most famous. Not necessarily the best, per se, although nothing bad, that I’ve ever seen.

            Virtually anyone who stops in West stops there, especially heading north on 35. They have new competition in https://www.slovacekwesttexas.com/ A newer, nicer set-up that carries lots of crap stuff.

          10. Sir Digby

            Buy him a beer

            Going off what I’ve read, I think you might be the one to buy him a beer… ?

          11. Gender Traitor

            We’ll see if I ever get the opportunity to do so.

            In the meantime, I need to get to bed so I can play hostess with the mostest tomorrow.

            Nighty night!

          12. Gender Traitor

            OMG! The old Diggy is back!!!

            I’ve been debating showing my real face, which I did ever so briefly around the time of The Great Avatar Purge…

          13. Sir Digby

            Just playing around on the dashboard, akshuly.

            I am tempted to order the t-shirt (as I am wont to do) of that shot/frame. Dunno if I want to add another shirt onto the hanger rack…

            Well, it would probably make me easier to spot in a group of glibs (as if that ever happens).

          14. Gender Traitor

            OK, I’ve done it! And now I’m going to run away to hide in my bed.

            Nighty night for real this time, and Happy Thanksgiving!

          15. Sir Digby

            She’s exposed!! ?

            Oh, wait–still wearing the cycling shorts…

            G’night!

          16. Hyperion

            How the hell did that even happen. I thought this site was double *schwiinngg!* proof?

            I’ve been lied to. Either that or it’s you chick’s fault. Yeah, I’m going with that.

      3. straffinrun

        Garth was funny. That chick is a comedienne in name only. I don’t think even Kavanaugh would rape her.

    2. Hyperion

      I can’t go back to my life, because I can’t remember what I was doing before and I’m too stupid to figure it out.

      Yeah, we get it.

      1. straffinrun

        Dave asks the bald guy, “Who’s going to decide what’s a lie (and should be censored)?” The dude actually says out loud, “I will.” Total mask slip.

        1. Hyperion

          The mask had been lying in the greasy grimy floor, for a while now, and has been heavily trampled upon.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          She should really be more careful with her footing on the edge of the pool like that.

    1. PieInTheSky

      This is quite above average offering

  37. Well, my Right Honorable Mythical Libertarian Women and dudes, the Tylenol PM should be kicking in here in a second or two. I will see you all mañana maybe. If not, I wish you a good Tryptophan Day.

    1. Sir Digby

      Peace!

      You’re not the worst!

      1. Hyperion

        “You’re not the worst!”

        Stop lying to her, anyway, she loves it.

        1. Sir Digby

          anyway, she loves it.

          Are you Kavanaugh-ing her?

    2. Gender Traitor

      Happy Thanksgiving, Moje!

    3. straffinrun

      Night.

    4. Hyperion

      Did you get your THC gravy delivered yet?

      JK, Moj, wishing you a good night and happy day tomorrow (in which you’d better be here, or else!).

    5. Tulip

      Any time I get a cold, I go to the doctor and get codeine cough syrup. I rarely use it, but if I can’t sleep I take half a teaspoon and within half an hour, I’m out

      1. Hyperion

        Any type of opiates make me projectile vomit for hours. I mean, I’m talking no fun at all. Nyquil seems to work OK though.

        1. CPRM

          What the hell kind of glib are you?! You can’t even abuse opioids?! I revoke your licence!

        2. Sir Digby

          TIL Hyp’s kryptonite, and that, should he get the squirts, he’s got one less weapon in his arsenal.

          Heheh… “in his arsenal”

          1. CPRM

            Because I linked this earlier when Pie linked a story from Bruges, and it’s great.

          2. Sir Digby

            Do I need to see the story?

          3. CPRM

            Only if you don’t find this cut funny, otherwise it’s a waste.

        3. Rhywun

          Any type of opiates make me projectile vomit for hours.

          I found that out the hard way one evening. My best friend’s wife still reminds me of it every chance she gets.

      2. CPRM

        I do that, but with beer, which doesn’t need a prescription, every night.

  38. CPRM

    Alt-right, I should prolly get some sleep before all the family ‘How is work’ ‘None at all’ conversations tomorro…later today. New Cartoon 10am Packer time!

  39. Gender Traitor

    I’m off to bed to rest up before the onslaught of…two sisters & a BIL. (I have a very low threshold of onslaught.) Nighty night, and to those of you I don’t see tomorrow (later today,) Happy Thanksgiving!

    1. Sir Digby

      Fine! Run off to your Turkey Day prepping!

  40. PieInTheSky

    Do Americans get the day off from work? Is Friday also a no work day?

    1. PieInTheSky

      I mean it is silly to have a eating and drinking holiday and go to work the next day. A 4 day weekend is in order

      1. Sir Digby

        Depends on the job, really. There are tasks to be done, and people gotta make those ends!

        1. Gustave Lytton

          But if you can swing it, take it off. My experience is only bad stuff happens on that Friday. Really the last month and a half of the year. Always projects that were put off suddenly become an end of the year rush rush job. Then find out that critical work wasn’t done and key people are on vacation.

          Finally when due dates slip, there’s maybe an angry update email. Or not. In any case once it’s done, even if it is late, no one says anything later. Rinse lather and repeat next year.

        2. PieInTheSky

          well off course, vital jobs like wine store clerks need to be covered.

          1. PieInTheSky

            I mean also like firemen and stuff

          2. Sir Digby

            Firemen, winemen–doing the Lord’s work.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Way to other firefighters, Pie.

            (Mildly nsfw)

  41. PieInTheSky

    You people up yet?

    In Romania people sometimes get up early on holidays to get am early start on the whole cooking. With a bit of luck, one can also start drinking by 11 AM

    1. Timeloose

      Good morning Pie.

      1. PieInTheSky

        Good afternoon early bird.

      1. PieInTheSky

        Not drinking today? It is your choice and I respect it.

    2. PieInTheSky

      All I am saying is thanksgiving is no excuse for the links to be late. We shall see…

    3. Why do you need luck to start drinking at 11AM?

      I was up at 5AM EST (UTC -5).