This week we have a legendary apparition: Mercury aligned with Mars, the Earth, and the Moon with the Sun and Venus in opposition. With just a little bit of rearrangement, this is one of the most terrible signs you can see. It’s what was overhead when David sent Bathsheba’s husband off to be killed. Those born under that dark sign grow up to be prison guards. But fortunately for us, this configuration isn’t a sign of sadism, selfishness and the violent ending of happy lives, it’s a sign of a dark tide turning, of an attack that lifts a siege, or a second wind that allows someone to outrun their pursuers. Of course, this is only good news to you if your life is pretty shitty; if you’re doing ok, feel free to disregard this omen.
Things are coming up archers (great news for anyone involved in a shooting match) and while Sagittarius might have felt kind of bored with things remaining so static for so long, having Jupiter visiting you while your sun in in ascension is the kind of good fortune that only comes up rarely (but in a way that is completely predictable and calculable since the days of Pythagoras). The moon in Libra brings tension to everyone as the change/balance fight goes on and Scorpio speaks of unpleasant news, what with Mars and Mercury.
The cards indicate that this is going to be a pretty shitty week, money-wise. Sorry ’bout that.
Sagittarius: 10 of Cups reversed – Unperceived threat, indignation, violence
Capricorn: The Hanged Man reversed – Selfishness, the crowd, body politic
Aquarius: The Blank Card – It’s blank.
Pisces: 7 of Wands – Valour, discussion, negotiations, war of trade, barter, competition, success
Aries: Page of Coins – Application, study, scholarship, reflection, news, messages and the bringer thereof; also rule, management.
Taurus: Knight of Cups – Arrival, approach, proposition, invitation, incitement.
Gemini: King of Wands – Dark man, friendly, countryman, generally married, honest and conscientious.
Cancer: The Lovers reversed – Failure, foolish designs, marriage frustrated
Leo: 5 of Cups – loss, but something remains, inheritance, patrimony, transmissionbut not corresponding to expectations
Virgo: 3 of Wands reversed – The end of troubles, suspension or cessation of adversity, toil and disappointment.
Libra: King of Coins reversed – Vice, weakness, ugliness, perversity, corruption, peril
Scorpio: 8 of Cups -Mental alienation, error, loss, distraction, disorder, confusion
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53 responses to “IFLA: the Horoscope for the Week of November 24”
So the Stars are aligned just right for Virgo, and me,
Awesome
Maybe a good week for us Virgos. But this is always an undercurrent of my judgment…
http://www.awakin.org/read/view.php?tid=1011
Maybe….
Are you crazy? The Virgo supercluster is heading right for that other supercluster. Do you know what happens when two superclusters collide? A super galactic clusterfuck!
so, life as normal?
Oh, please don’t let me mess up our staff payroll on Black Friday!
If police unknowingly put a GPS tracker on your car and you find it remove it, that’s theft.
https://youtu.be/jr3rPt3CUZU
The Beria school of justice grinds on.
Virgo: 3 of Wands reversed – The end of troubles, suspension or cessation of adversity, toil and disappointment.
My control freak boss is on vacation this week so I can confirm this is probably legit.
Sagittarius: 10 of Cups reversed – Unperceived threat, indignation, violence
Fuck you! FUCK YOU, AND I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THAT FUCKING LITTLE RAT FACE OF YOURS, YOU WEASALLY LITTLE FUCK!
*golf clap*
Those born under that dark sign grow up to be prison guards.
I think there is an Epstein joke in there.
loss, but something remains, inheritance, patrimony, transmissionbut not corresponding to expectations
Sounds shitty. So normal.
There is the Hanged Man card…
“Capricorn: The Hanged Man reversed – Selfishness, the crowd, body politic”
That shit’s just boring. I’m going to identify as a different sign this month.
What does that even mean?
You see that, Web Diplomacy adversaries? The world will be mine!!! Mwaaahaaahaaa
it’s a traveling day for the Wife and I, camping for a few days at least,
so I figured I’d leave this,
gf.me/u/wvgakg
Close enough to house hunt,
Vaya Con Dios, Tulpae!
Things going in the right direction, Yusef. Sounds good for a change. Where ya headed?
Back to the River in AZ,
I meant to leave this,
https://www.gofundme.com/f/v8pdm-getting-to-arizona?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1
I shall return……
Sagittarius: 10 of Cups reversed – Unperceived threat, indignation, violence
woohoo
Ok, Boomers
https://youtu.be/_rTuPEdlhQs
Related
https://youtu.be/k6EQAOmJrbw
I think this is a better Boomer school film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh9amMeiRYQ
Right. Lol.
It’s weird that the date span for the Boomers is so large. Being born in 1963 while MLK was in DC giving his I Have a Dream speech, I’m technically a Boomer but I obviously didn’t come of age in the 60’s. Hell I didn’t graduate until 1981. I have very little in common with the 60’s flower children. We should have our own cocaine, qualuudes, and heavy metal generation.
Silly Loser Ordination
Alabama best one-loss team in the nation
Michigan best two-loss team in the nation
Auburn best three-loss team in the nation
Texas A&M best four-loss team in the nation
Texas best five-loss team in the nation
TCU best six-loss team in the nation
Texas Tech best seven-loss team in the nation
Kansas best eight-loss team in the nation
Northwestern best nine-loss team in the nation
Akron best eleven-loss team in the nation
Falling off the list: Washington, Michigan State, South Carolina, Georgia Tech, Rice, Western Illinois
https://youtu.be/djpvNdGSwnI
“The signs point to the dark tide turning”
So the evil Trumputin will be impeached?
Trumputler
Razor comes around to what I’ve believed for a long time. Lobbyists work to perpetuate their own system and not for their supposed employers.
https://youtu.be/JarDTCfDfZo
Absolutely. If you think your business needs to engage in some offensive or defensive lobbying you can’t just send a trusted employee off to Washington to do the job for you. They wouldn’t have a clue where to start. You hire a lobbying firm. Their interest is soley in maximizing billing hours.
Lobbying is an industry seperate from their customers with their own seperate interests.
It’s also those “trusted” employees in larger companies. That VP of Government Relations and their entire department are swap creatures too. Not just federal, but at the state and local level too. When they move on after a couple of years, they’re just as likely to go back to the regulatory agency or legislative staff as much as a competitor or trade group.
It’s more than just billing hours. They have zero self interest in dismantling the regulatory state that is actively harming their own company.
Gemini: King of Wands – Dark man, friendly, countryman, generally married, honest and conscientious.
So I’m going to meet Heroic Mulatto?
Missing: depraved links
I have now seen one of the best things ever. Browns fans having a Rudolph pinata that they were trying to break open with a Stiller’s helmet.
15 minutes until voting closes. this is completely unexciting.
exit polls are in and it seem it is 65 35 for the current guy
So business as usual for us Cancers.
Don’t be crabby about it.
stop being shelfish about it
Chiller-in-Chief
“I guess to summarize, everybody needs to chill out about the candidates,” the former president said, as the room broke into laughter.
One of Obama’s central goals was to bridge the chasm between left and
centerfar left. He repeatedly dismissed the division as a false flag. “Everybody gets this notion of wild socialism with some of our campaigns,” he said. “The span of differences between our Dem candidates relative to Europe, I mean, you have to leave this country in order to really go all the way.”Don’t tip your hand too soon.
Results of inaugural Great Glibs Debate:
PieInTheSky wins and will face Jarflax in the next round. Larry Joe will face the loser of Biff and Ozymandias with leon facing the winner.
Well done gentlemen!
Interesting. I think I had the easier argument. I think Biff and Ozymandias have a more interesting debate, more compelling arguments can be made for both sides.
I will ask in the lynx tomorrow what were the weak spots in my argument.
Lack of hot Romanian women.
Gustave gets it.
Also Smokehead Sherry Bomb is not bad for the 200 RON I paid for it at discount. The smoke is a bit aggressive at times but I like that, although it can dominate the nose a bit much. But overall the Sherry is there and the flavor is fairly complex.
Spud, you around? I scored some Durban Muscat des Beaumes de Venise. You know what I’m doing with that…
“You know what I’m doing with that…”
Mixing it with Capri Sun to lure in new “friends”?
+1 botlle of Jesus juice
Vice, weakness, ugliness, perversity, corruption, peril
At least it’s a short week.
What are we going to do on Monday?
At least Aries isn’t “everything is going to shit” this week