The big news this week is the absolute dominance of Leo. It maintains all the positive aspects of last week, but then picks up Mercury starting on the 14th. The 14th and 15th are supremely auspicious for Leos, particularly if you are acting in accordance with the nature of the great cat. Lounging around, sleeping, eating food provided to you by others and having sex are all heartily encouraged. Because Leo is hoarding all the direct planets, there isn’t that much to say for the others, though expect an uptick in INFOSEC on the 14th as well with Mercury leaving Cancer. Alignment-wise, Mars-Venus-Mercury brings about benefits to the vast bulk of the people with jobs (though NOT government employees or lighthouse-keepers). The earth aligning with the sun and Venus suggests great things for your domestic love life, particularly if you take a more relaxed, indulgent attitude toward things — remember Leo is dominating here.
The cards are also predicting a very nice week. Lots of coins and cups, almost everything is upright, good majors. Nothing huge or earth-shatteringly great, just quite nice. Enjoy it.
Leo: The Star* – Loss, theft, privation, abandonment, hope, bright prospects
Virgo: 10 of Coins – Gain, riches, family members, home
Libra: 4 of Cups – Weariness, disgust, aversion
Scorpio: 5 of Wands reversed – Trickery, contradiction, litigation, disputes
Sagittarius: 7 of Cups reversed – Desire, will, determination
Capricorn: 7 of Coins – Money, business, barter
Aquarius: 6 of Cups – Happy memories, good things from the past
Pisces: Queen of Wands – A dark woman, friendly, loving, honorable
Aries: Ace of Wands – Creation, invention, enterprise
Taurus: 3 of Cups – Plenty, perfection, the conclusion of a matter, merriment, happiness, victory
Gemini: 3 of Swords – Removal, absence, delay
Cancer: Wheel of Fortune – Destiny, fortune, success, luck
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Virgo: 10 of Coins – Gain, riches, family members, home
Finally, something good to hear….
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Howdy!
I know right!
I forgot my asterisk note:
*The reason The Star gets so many negative indicators is a holdover from when astrology was more hierarchical and forced-logical-systematic-consistency than today. In that schema, the celestial lights were ranked Sun > Moon > Star with Sun meaning “awesome” and Star meaning “teh suck.” Nowadays, nobody would have an instinctive assosciation of stars with bad, but that imprint of an older time remains.
Is the Star upright or reversed?
Upright.
Sweet!
Hail to the King, baby!
Lounging around, sleeping, eating food provided to you by others and having sex are all heartily encouraged.
On it. Thanks, NA!
Cancer: Wheel of Fortune – Destiny, fortune, success, luck
yeah yeah whatever
lets look at something important
Who You’ll Bang In The Animaniacs Universe According To Your Sign
https://bunnyears.com/who-you-bang-animaniacs-zodiac/
Steven Spielberg? thanks Pie……….I guess
Slappy Squirrel…?
A goddamn mime?
I got Dr. Scratchansniff. Whatever.
Non sequitur / Absurdist humor can be great.
That site… isn’t
Rita the Cat?
The fuck?
Macaulay Culkin can expect a cease and desist letter very very soon.
Not one mention of milk baths. Lame.
I don’t care what this stupid website says, I want Hello Nurse.
Sorry, but you get Nurse Ratched instead.
How about Nurse Diesel from “High Anxiety” ?
Can I change my sign to Taurus?
I don’t get the nurse. Sad.
Removal, absence, delay.
Not sure what to make of that.
You can make a hat…
lol
So no one is going to talk about the gay lions?
Did drugs fall out of their butt when they were shot by a dentist?
The Siegfried and Roy Agenda!
Isn’t that reduced to Siegfried and the Righteous Brother by now?
+2 empty codpieces
I’ve dragged this through a couple threads….
CODPIECE !
How did they get Lavar Burton to appear in that video?
We still have Rob Halford.
SCIENCE! FIND STEVE SMITH VACATION HOME,
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/found-earliest-evidence-high-altitude-home-humans-180972878/
The site is at 11,000 feet. Oxygen levels are quite ok at that elevation.
Not on your first day in CO when you just flew in from MSP.
Ya, it messes with some people when thrust into it. The article is about nomadic people who walked there so I doubt they got elevation sickness though I don’t think Oxygen levels get dangerous until 20,000 +.
Yeah, I was joking. When a flat lander like me acclimates in 24 hours, there is no way 11,000 poses any serious hardship.
Aaaah, ya it takes a day or so to get used to it. I just find it funny the author makes it sound all scary but then again she is from Toronto so that explains much. She finishes with….
It’s not like the people living in Aspen or Mt Crested Butte are Sherpas or something.
“how ancient humans adapted to high altitudes and whether those adaptations have been inherited by mountain-dwelling peoples of the present day.”
More silly shit from people who should know better. Go check out the injuns in Bolivia/Peru. You don’t have to study them. Just look at them. 5 feet tall with the lung capacity of a horse. Of course they adapted. They walk over the Andes where we would pass out and I don’t think they even get winded.
I remember from some history course that Spanish ladies who came to Peru as the Spaniards came in to “settle” it quickly found that they were dying in childbirth at an alarming rate.
Then they observed that the Peruvian women would go down to the foothills when the time was coming. Spanish ladies started doing the same, and it was problem solved.
Some Afghan tribes live up in the Hindu Kush (i.e. the footsteps to the Himalayas) and yes, they climb like mountain goats all over those hills. It was a lesson in humility in the early part of the war.
In the early days of the Afghan war my ignorant self said on one or more occasion, “just go in the Mtns and get the assholes”. Then some years later I worked a job there and flew out of Bagram on my way home and got a good look at the Hindu Kush. I have never ever seen mountains like that. They are awe inspiring and there is little chance to find someone in them if they don’t want to be found. Brutal rugged. Makes the Rockies look like Kansas.
Just look at them. 5 feet tall with the lung capacity of a horse. Of course they adapted. They walk over the Andes where we would pass out and I don’t think they even get winded.
Yeah. I’ve seen some Inca ruins which weren’t Machu Picchu. Those took a lot of work.
24 hours? I wish I could have acclimated that fast.
Infant mortality rates skyrocket when you start getting above 12-13,000 feet.
My “wow” moment was that they found a glass bead from 47,000 years ago.
Holy crap! I had no idea we were making glass 47,000 years ago.
Well, you’re not going to shove a wooden bead up your ass, splinters and all.
That kind of comment is what Al Gore invented the internet for.
Wikipedia says more like 5,000 years ago. So i’m going with poorly worded sentence. You be the judge:
There, a team of experts unearthed a trove of artifacts—among them stone tools, clay fragments, burnt animal bones and a glass bead—indicating that people had lived there as early as 47,000 years ago.
The Corning Museum of Glass is an interesting visit.
https://www.cmog.org
Corning was doing a demo at an arts festival I was at several years ago. I couldn’t see what they were doing clearly because of the crowd but I remember that what little I could see was pretty cool.
Hmmm…my wife is quite tan.
Go on.
Pics?
Why I’ll never give up my guns.
If I were their insurance company, I would be doing my own investigation.
The electricity and gas to the house was shut off, all of their possessions were inside, and someone was cell-filming it when it went kerblooie?
I must be missing something here.
I read that as post-fire action, but the whole thing seems pretty far fetched. I think you’d have a better chance of being firebombed by flying a Gadsden flag that something as pedestrian as an interracial marriage.
Looks sort of rural
I’m sure they are. But the all hate crimes are ipso facto hoaxes is as retarded a stance as “believe all women”.
Of course you’re correct.
I will say that some narrative elements seem to be more common among hoaxes than actual hate crimes.
-Vandalism/racist message left in uber-proggie location
-Writing slurs on the victim
-Fecal smearing.
I wonder if this is an ideological Turing test failure, or a mythology among circles where people develop into race crime hoaxers or what.
I’m quite happy if 99.997% are hoaxes. The point is that I am armed in preparation of the .003% The 2nd Amendment is not Bayesian.
Bayes gets over-applied.
I remember a similar discussion in the comments not long ago, and I agree. There are many contexts in which a frequentist interpretation, or even classical, makes more sense. But Bayesian stats are considered “sexy”.
Yeah but this one doesn’t pass the smell test. Seriously, who paints swastikas? Believe it or not the whole Nazi scare is bullshit. Complete bullshit.
I live in a parish where it is common to see confederate flags. It is the most backwoodsy, rednecky place you can imagine and yet Heroic Mulatto could live here safer than nearly any place in the world. His children would be welcomed in the school system and there is a good chance he would be invited to join the local gun club. Want to reduce your chances of being a victim of. hate crime? Move here.
It could be worse.
They interviewed her on the radio. Something about it seems off. Who brings their own feces with them to do some vandalizin’?
Sandy?
That’s just someone confused about the Passover story.
do you even have any guns? I though you were the intellectual type not like these other yokels
Now I wonder how many glibs, besides me, own 0 guns
I also have 0. Damn boating accidents.
Non sequitur. I have many, many instruments of death and destruction. I live in SIG Sauer’s American subsidiary’s backyard, after all.
Non sequitur – yeah but i was curious
Field trip to HM’s house!
I’ve heard SIG Academy is good. I haven’t been but I think I need to change that.
Guns are extremely intellectually interesting.
They are machines of sufficient complexity to be non-obvious in their functionality, but simple enough that you can understand how everything works simultaneously (cars are to complicated, even before computerization — watch the Jam Handy video on the cooling system sometime).
Then there’s ballistics, ergonomics, noiception, etc.
Yes! There is also the fact that marksmanship is also highly intellectually demanding, to the point of being meditative. It’s modern Zen archery.
Truth.
I find shooting to be extremely focusing, and when the buzzer goes off in competition I often enter the same state of mushin that I found in Kenpo.
There is a particular kind of joy in moving perfectly, and having the hole in the target appear exactly where you know it will.
Shooting is like golfing, only with explosions.
Modern day rock thrower.
well in Europe all educated people know guns are evil
They’re artistically interesting as well,or can be. Like a fine motor car.
WTF? The gas was off and the house blew up?
*shrugs*
It could have been an explosive device.
I suppose. And ya, totally agree acts or even the possibility of acts like that are why nobody should ever give up their guns. I think the pro 2nd crowd could make big gains with that simple message.
On the one hand, they tell me I don’t need guns because there are cops. On the other hand, they tell me that, as a swarthy, brown guy, cops will execute me on sight. I refuse to listen to someone so logically inconsistent.
Exactly!!!
I refuse to listen to someone so logically inconsistent.
It’s not logically inconsistent as long as you learn to stop worrying and love “THAT’S DIFFERENT!!!11!!1!!” and learn that logic is white patriarchal oppression.
Someone recently had chipotle ?
Yep
HEY YUFUS!
Did you find the Titanium Tall Can yet?
I smell a rat.
The story I read, but can’t find now had this list of facts, that make the insurance scam angle more plausible:
1. The home was being renovated after a previous fire (cause not explained in the story)
2. Renovation workers smelled gas, someone had left the valve on the stove open.
3. The home was evacuated and the gas was shut off, but enough gas remained that it could cause an explosion.
facts that could counter insurance scam:
1. After over 20 years the home was within a year of being paid off.
Finished The Boys
That was a twisted ending. But I really do like the fact that the show takes advantage of the “TV writers are stupid and don’t make sense” convention to put clues in the story. Orphan Black and The Umbrella Academy also did that. You could make the claim that Mr. Robot also did that, but it revealed things too soon, imo.
Yeah, loved season 1. And that ending was great.
Enjoyed it. Also funny is a horribly dark way.
Me too. It was great
Sagittarius: 7 of Cups reversed – Desire, will, determination
Still not going to DC- you might as well try to get me to Mars.
Lunch
Turns out that my employee who has about 140 pounds on me can definitely drink me under the table.
Science!
He’s a big boy. It was also in the upper 70s and too damn hot for me out in the direct sun.
Drinking in the heat just makes me tired.
I stumbled home at 7 and passed out. No shame.
That is what coffee is for.
Or Crunk Juice?
+4 Loko
I’m at 34North and it’s cooler here.
“…upper 70s…too damn hot…” does not compute.
Heh…
Joe Biden just said, “We believe in facts, not truth.” Does anybody really believe he is mentally fit to be president? We are “playing” in a very big and complicated world. Joe doesn’t have a clue!
P Brooks on Mars
Social Security 2100
https://fee.org/articles/8-revealing-numbers-from-the-social-security-2100-act/
My old man told me how much gets from SS each year and it’s insane. Granted, the money was taken from him and he would have done better investing it on his own. But still…
Really. I didn’t think it paid all that much.
Payout is much better for those who aren’t genuinely eligible – see spouses.
low 30’s per year year for life. He didn’t collect until as late as possible.
From the SS. I knew it! Nazis!
This is how you troll, people!
Williams video is funny. “Don’t tell me nothing about the Clintons, I don’t want to know anything”….HA!
“Racist neo-Nazi Trump repeatedly promotes evidence-free conspiracy theories and falsehoods without regard for the consequences of his rhetoric!”
If only CNN were self-aware
I guess if you scream about other’s disregard for facts, no on notices yours?
Hey he got CNN to say there was a connection between Clinton and Epstein.
Ok, what gives?
Are they claiming that Trump’s personal phone wasn’t tapped, or that it didn’t happen during a specific period of time that they are defining as “the 2016 campaign?”
News has devolved into he said/she said/xe said.
There are few, if any, honest brokers of facts.
“Tapping is when they actually connect wires to your phone system, they never did that to Trump.”-real way I’ve read this claim hand waived.
Pretty much. Of course, since this was targeting U.S. persons inside the U.S., who were just using regular infrastructure to communicate, all the government had to do was talk to the phone company. Under the FISA Amendments Act, the government can compel telecommunications providers to assist them with surveillance pursuant to a FISC warrant.
Actual wiretapping is only done when necessary. In this case, it wasn’t necessary.
The other detail that lets them weasel out is that they weren’t targeting Trump as such but only:
1. Carter Page, before the election
2. The Russian ambassador with whom Michael Flynn was speaking, after the election
The first is definitely deliberate, while the second is inadvertent. Of course, none of the evidence (if it exists) supporting the warrant issued for (1) has been released to the public, and the public disclosure of (2) constitutes a serious breach of the law (while they can wiggle out of needing to “minimize” Flynn’s name for dissemination, nobody authorized release to the public; and, of course, whatever source and possibly methods were used to spy on the Russian ambassador were compromised).
They leave out how many layers of communication the surveillance covers as well. It is my understanding that whoever the targeted person talks to as well as who that layer talks to falls under the umbrella of surveillance. Who knows how many phones/emails they monitored, but I guarantee it made it to Trump. It has became obvious that was the whole goal.
Flynn was targeted directly. There was no need for “incidental collection” by way of the Russian ambassador. Flynn was considered to be in violation of the FARA act. Instead of indicting him for working on behalf of the Turkish government without registration, the government got a FISA warrant on Flynn. That’s how spying on opposition politicians is “legalized.”
The details are here.
I suppose that’s plausible, but it’s a bit odd. The Russian ambassador is an easy target, no paperwork is needed. Going after Flynn directly leaves a paper trail.
Most of those details are pure speculation. I will withhold judgment until there’s some hard evidence (which, hopefully, will come out of Flynn’s case). Given how the Page case played out, I imagine the government’s case will be another house of lies.
Actually this post makes a better case why Flynn was not unmasked.
What the USG did is certainly much worse than most could imagine.
Is Hillary happy or sad that Trump gets all the credit for the Obama birther conspiracy. It was borne of her oppo research, yet he gets all the credit.
I just made a red wine spritzer. Shot of Smirnoff, healthy splash of a very delicious Apothic red blend, squeeze of lime, Perrier.
Chilli cheese dogs being delivered from DogHaus. Deep Space Nine playing all day on Netflix. Good day.
I made chili. Will save some for chili dogs later this week.
Sounds good. I should be free on Wednesday evening. What time are we eating?
Beer thirty!
I can’t think about chili when it is this hot!!
Chili dogs and lawnmower beer outside. Problem solved.
Got a nice ocean breeze here in Long Beach. Beautiful day.
It helps that I keep my house at meat cooler temps:)
Yeah, now that I am back indoors, I could eat some chili. Don’t know if I will make any until fall though.
Probably going for a swim in a bit…
Nice:)
I’m a fan of Apothic’s blends. ??
Yeah. It’s cheap, but delicious. I don’t really like wine but this is growing on me.
I’m not a wine person either. I’ll have to give that a shot.
My bro, a pretty big wine snob when he gets going, is nevertheless also a fan; I like Apothic Red (‘specially in the carton!), but for some odd reason their white and “dark” blends just don’t do it for me. ??♂️
Beer. Yet again. Hazy Aloha Sculpin.
Helping a buddy do a brake-job and replace 2 calipers on his kid’s ’03 camry sometime this week.
If anyone has been in my situation, any tips or tricks to a toyota? (Ive done plenty of brakes before…)
Find someone with tiny hands to help.
I dont want Marco Rubio hanging around.
More than two years later, there is still no evidence that Trump’s phones were wiretapped during the 2016 campaign.
It’s not spying when The FBI does it.
It’s a perfect shell game they’ve got going. When one of the major IC agencies is in the doghouse, the other nearly identical agencies get to play the good guys. Oh no, the NSA is spying on us! But the FBI and CIA must be the good guys.
That was one of the most ridiculous things in American history… right up there with “it depends on what the definition of ‘is’ is” for combining stupidity with sheer chutzpah.
The FBI sends foreign nationals and FBI agents who have absolutely no connection to the Trump campaign to infiltrate the campaign in an attempt to plant evidence to be used to further justify their spying efforts. But it isn’t spying — because they are “informants”. Of course, they don’t meet the definition of informant because they have no information from inside, they are infiltrating to get information. But “the FBI doesn’t use spies” therefore “informant” and all the fact-checking organizations can use that to say that “the FBI spied on Trump” is a lie.
And because nobody is paying attention when the media just lies to us, that lie looks like it is going to work. They are just gonna keep repeating it until everyone forgets that it was a ridiculous lie when first told, and even worse each time it was repeated.
OT: The Chinese will be in big trouble with the high priests for this heresy on global warmi- er, ‘climate change’.
Hope links work.
Big Trouble in Little Mongolia.
“We don’t know precisely what form the DOOM will take but we must DO SOMETHING.”
At some point SOMETHING will happen! So we must do SOMETHING!
The Stay-Puffed Marshmallow Man?
China is already communist and fully authoritarian. They don’t have any work to do there.
“We have detected no evidence of human influence. But that doesn’t mean we can just relax and do nothing.”
2nd sentence does not compute with first sentence…
Ya, I am not so sure the sun’s impact has been unknown it just doesn’t fit the narrative so hush up about that one.
“the conifer tree line has been retreating north”
What an odd way to say that the tree line is advancing north.
Is that a Wuphemism ?
The 14th and 15th are supremely auspicious for Leos, particularly if you are acting in accordance with the nature of the great cat. Lounging around, sleeping, eating food provided to you by others and having sex are all heartily encouraged.
I’m reminded of the Penn and Teller Bullshit! episode on Feng Shui. “Still looks like shit”.
Leo: The Star* – Loss, theft, privation, abandonment, hope, bright prospects
Uhhh…. some of these things aren’t like the others.
Loss, theft, privation, abandonment, could be the Zombie apocalypse, and hope, bright prospects could mean you figure out how to fight the zombies. It’s World War Z.
Maybe I’ll turn my Lee-Metford into one of these.
I’m not sure how I’ve never seen this before. Star Wars Party Edition.
https://youtu.be/WSCm8yAxBr8
Creepio is the best.
Scott Adams is a fucking retard, Exhibit A:
https://youtu.be/Qmu9LoRkyCc
Skip to 36 min for his suggestion on how Trump should handle the NRA if they don’t get out of the way. The man’s a dumbass.
I like some of what he has to say, but….
After the Gilroy shooting…. what a shameless asshole.
He endorses Tipper Gore style labeling and making movies with shootings X rated later in the stream. He’s just not a very bright person.
He certainly seems to be on the spectrum when he does stuff like this:
https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/gilroy-garlic-festival-shooting-scott-adams-tweet-14199548.php
Jesus.
The writer of the article is worse:
“You’re using a tragedy to advertise your product,” replied another. “Your insinuation that the outrage you’re receiving is ‘fake’ is unbelievably arrogant.”
“It’s fake unless you are bitching about CNN interviewing witnesses as we speak,” Adams replied.
Adams either unintentionally or willfully misunderstands how CNN works; media outlets, except in extremely rare cases, do not pay witnesses or sources for interviews.
Uh, here’s a clue, hon… CNN (and your employer SFGate) make money off of advertising while they are showing you those interviews. So yeah, that is CNN’s entire business model. They exploit tragedy, terror and conflict for money. And we all participate in that model, because we are interested in the horror, tragedy and conflict.
Definitely indicates a lack of empathy and good judgement. It very well may be a great app but jeez.
Anybody Here Been Raped and Speaks English? for the modern times.
Amazing.
I’m scared to see what our duckweed governer has planned for us.
https://www.foxnews.com/media/red-flag-laws-ohio-dayton-mike-dewine
Red flag laws i.e. personality trait crime. Weirdos with guns, the vast majority of whom don’t hurt a fly, are going to get screwed. I hope the courts shoot this bullshit down when the time comes but their judgement doesn’t fill me with confidence.
There are definitely stories that will follow. There will be people who are having conflict with their neighbor and call the police. There will be vindictive ex wives who know their ex really loves his gun collection. There will be crazy cat ladies who report the guy who mows his lawn Saturday morning and gets her cats all upset.
And one of those events will result in a violent confrontation with the police. A dog will get shot. Maybe a guy on the spectrum gets shot.
And these stories will be shared on weirdo sites across the internet. Places that worry about police abuse. Places that worry about the rights of ex husbands. And places that worry about general civil liberties and personal freedom, like Glibertarians.
And everyone else will be happy in the knowledge that we are a bunch of kooks. Because they know it can never happen to them. (until it does)
Sister is in town with the new baby, had a get together at my little brother’s house. I got a full 9lb USDA Choice beef tenderloin roast (pre-peeled) to cook there.
I arrive to find that he had a major leak in the wall, and the kitchen is down to the studs, so we have pizza by the pool instead.
My beef intake this weekend has been nothing short of heroic. It’s a tough life.
The best meal (of the 5 so far) is just a straight up salt and pepper dry roast with a roasted shallot-balsamic churri.
I saved the best piece of the roast for tonight, and I think I’m going to do it again, expect maybe stuffed with a few cloves of garlic.
Nice.
I have some leftover tomato sauce with stew beef in the fridge, which I’ll probably make with some pasta. I might try making rigatoni again out of my Kitchenaid stand mixer pasta attachment. But getting the dough just right is tricky; it needs to be soft enough to go through the extruder but firm and dry enough that the pieces won’t stick together or collapse.
There’s also a nice sirloin steak that will probably be made into gyudon.
Good luck. We’re all counting on you.
Beef.
I’m cooking a skirt steak in the skillet, butter and olive oil, salt and pepper. I’ll top it with a homemade pesto. Baby spinach salad with alot of mushrooms in a lemon vinaigrette.
I hope the roast went into a fridge somewhere on arrival rather than getting tossed.
Did thick tenderloin medallions pounded thin on the grill last night.I think this is my favorite method, and make excellent sandwiches for following day.
Today is grilled half chicken over beer bath with the other half and cutting used for making broth. After a short nap I think.
I put it in their garage fridge, and then brought it home with me.
Hence my heroic beef intake.
I thought you meant you were cutoff and suffering from beef withdrawal.
Your work shall not go unnoticed.
*cue Aaron Copeland’s Hoedown*
Chicken here.
I rubbed my chicken earlier and now it is resting. I will light the grill soon.
Euphemize much?
(pre-peeled)
Que?
Jugsy was in the mood for chicken & noodles (why not? Its only august and 88º outside). So I decided to switch up my usual manner of making it, and found a recipe for “creamy” chicken & noodles (for the instapot- maybe not my 5 decade old Presto stovetop). Something didnt translate well.
I nearly made a Tsarnev-style starting pistol.
I have a really good recipe for Chicken Noodle Soup.
1. Drive to store
2. Obtain can of soup
3. Drive home
4. ????
5. Soup!
That’s a good start.
I used cream of chicken soup as a thickener, and based on my experience with my pressure cooker over 25, it didnt seem right. But I tried it.
It wasnt right. I dont know what venting system those silly instapots have, but mine certainly doesnt. It plugged quite quickly, and I had 4 quarts of 252º liquid under 15 psi.
/over 25 years
..and I just consulted my B&W book, and saturated steam at 15 psig is 249.72º F.
I was close.
All right, since we are talking food…
I’m making mushroom and cheese ravioli with mushroom cream sauce for the kids.
I’m probably gonna enhance mine with fake crab. The kids don’t like fake crab, so no crab for them.
We’ll go with asparagus quickly sauteed in butter with garlic and anise for a veggie.
And I’m gonna go super fancy for the bread. Walmart has this everything baguette for a buck. They are soft and delicious. So they probably cause cancer or something. But they are great for sopping up excess sauce.
And there you have it. A meal fit for a king.
The 7 year old is probably going to decide she hates it and trundle off to make grilled cheese. Or maybe Ramen. Kids can be a real joy…..
As long as she’s cooking for herself.
Man, I want someone to cook me dinner.