ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE OLD GRAVITRONIC COILS WERE SLOW TO WARM THIS MORNING. SOMEONE (ZED) FORGOT TO LEAVE THEM ATTACHED TO THE HEATER. HE WILL BE FORGIVEN…THIS TIME.
THAT IS OF NO CONCERN TO THE CHOSEN ONES, THEY SEEK THE LINKS!
PURGE…GOOD START, NEED TO MAKE THAT “CLEANSE“. THE BRUTALS NEED TO STEP UP THEIR BRUTALITY GAME.
JUST ANOTHER SUNDAY IN CHICAGO. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED.
QUIT? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO DUELING? ZARDOZ IS NOT PLEASED.
STEVE SMITH HAVE ENJOYABLE WEEKEND WITH HIKERS. BY ENJOYABLE, MEAN RAPE FILLED. THEM SEEK SHELTER IN STEVE SMITH CAVE, WHEN SNOWSTORM COME. MAKE EASY FOR STEVE SMITH! WINTER HAS BEEN VERY, VERY GOOD STEVE SMITH.
NOW STEVE SMITH RELAX WITH LINKS. LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE:
MAYBE COUSIN SEA SMITH GO MAKE SURE PEACE GO HERE.
CRAZY PEOPLE IN UK FIGHT WITH SELVES. STEVE SMITH WORRY THIS THING HAPPEN WHEN CASCADIA BE FREE.
SPEAK OF CRAZY PEOPLE…YOU NO LIKE MUSIC, NO LISTEN. NO TELL “SHOOT ON SIGHT“.
This week’s sky is probably the most complicated one we’ve seen yet (most of the sky omitted for clarity)
It is amazing that anyone was able to do SCIENCE before Powerpoint existed. For an example of someone doing amazing work without even the benefit of algebra, see https://youtu.be/vUWKMo5scKY?t=175
On the first level we have four alignments: Jupiter-Venus-Earth-Luna (in green–change in marital status); Jupiter-Sol-Mars (magenta — state level conflicts, officers, military rulers); Saturn-Mercury-Mars (purple — bad news about war, ending of a conflict, death of a soldier); and Venus-Sol-Mercury (gold — love letters, pornography, gossip). On the second level, we have interactions indicating that a divorce degree will be finalized that gives possession of the house; A general’s mistress will lose her baby; A war comes to an end because a leader (the one that wins) changes strategies; and a foreign correspondent gets lucky with a local. The third and fourth levels are both very similar indicating that this will be the most important happening of the week: A media organization will go completely to shit. There will be scandals, layoffs, and lawsuits all hitting it at the same time. I’m very curious to see which one it will be.
Of course, the Sun is in Aquarius. Also the same as last week Jupiter is in Aquarius so bonus to self control. Which is good, because Mercury is in Pisces, indicating that events around you are not going to respond to your efforts. The moon in Cancer indicates that secrets will feature prominently. Venus and Saturn are fighting it out in Capricorn, the end result (probably) being that you are going to stumble into something good purely by accident. I hesitate to make this last reading for liability reasons, but Mars in Taurus advises just bulling through any fights you may get into this week.
Aquarius: 9 of Coins – Safety, success, riches
Pisces: 4 of Coins, reversed – Suspense, delay, opposition
Aries: Wheel of Fortune, reversed – Decrease, bad luck, rapidity, loss of control
Taurus: 8 of Cups – Timidity, abandonment, surrender
Gemini: The Hermit, reversed – Concealment, disguise, fear
Disclaimer: Not affiliated, this is a joke, don’t sue me.
SP and I took a break yesterday from the rigors of setting up the new household and went for a stroll in the San Tan Mountains. “Enjoy it now, the furnace will be lit shortly.” Looking around, I couldn’t help but think that it was like living in a Krazy Kat cartoon, though no-one conked me with a brick. Back to it today, I’m afraid, but first I need to get Links going. And here they are.
Old Guy Music, and this is a delightful piece played by a delightful guy who I really, really miss since leaving the frozen plains of northern Illinois. And yes, he plays all of the instruments here, banjo, violin, guitar, autoharp… Starts off introspectively, then all hell breaks loose.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IN ORDER TO ACCOMMODATE EVERYONE, INCLUDING CHOSEN ONES IN TIME ZONES FAR FROM THAT OF THE VORTEX (CENTRAL US TIME)…ZARDOZ HAS GIVEN YOU THE GIFT OF THE OPEN POST. THERE IS NO “OT”, GO FORTH AND POST!
One Sunday, I took it upon myself to create a set of links I believe were worthy of discussion amongst those otherwise uninterested in a prominent sporting event that occurred that day. Predictably, most of you decided it was better to discuss the sporting event anyway. Which brought on this brief moment of inspiration, brought on by a silly commercial.
This prompted me to research what the big deal was. While I provided an answer, the gentleman asking didn’t seem to appreciate it as such.
This is my review of Oskar Blues Dale’s Pale Ale
Adjuncts are ingredient used in the wort to create an environment the yeast can easily metabolize. Most people subscribe to the idea the German Reinheitsgebot created the perfect balance with the four allowed ingredients. For good reason: German beer is typically pretty good. Adding an adjunct however, does not have to be a bad thing.
It is fashionable among homebrewers to dismiss adjuncts as unworthy ingredients in beer. They often cite the German “Reinheitsgebot,” a purity law promulgated in 1516 that allowed only the use of water, malted barley and hops. Yet adjuncts are viewed differently around the world. Köln and Brussels are both world-famous brewing centers. Although located within 165 miles of each other, the brewing philosophies of these cities are light years apart. While German brewers were restricted for centuries by the Reinheitsgebot, Belgian brewers have long obtained fermentables from a wide variety of sources. In fact, adjuncts play a role in some of the world’s great beer styles.
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Adjuncts can be divided into two broad groups: kettle adjuncts and mashable adjuncts. Kettle adjuncts, like honey or candi sugar, contain fermentable sugar and are added to the kettle in the boil. Mashable adjuncts contain starch. This starch needs to be converted to sugar before it can be used by brewer’s yeast. These starchy adjuncts must be mashed, which means that enzymes degrade the starch to fermentable and unfermentable sugars and dextrins.
Most adjuncts — including rice, corn and kettle sugars — contain very little protein and they are reluctant to yield the protein they do have during mashing. So they also can be considered in terms of their ability to dilute the protein in a wort made from low-protein adjuncts and malted barley. All the protein in this wort comes from the barley, so adding a source of extract that carries no protein effectively dilutes the total protein in the wort. Protein in barley can cause haze. People generally prefer beers to be crystal clear and they expect that clarity to last for months. So by diluting protein with the proper amount of adjuncts, brewers can increase clarity and stave off the onset of chill haze.
Fuck off slaver!
In other words, there is probably a pretty good reason to use an adjunct. Don’t dismiss a beer offhand just because it does not conform to the Reinheitsgebot. A good example is The Samurai from Great Divide, which uses rice as its source of malt. It’s been a few years since I had it while I was stationed in Colorado, but from what I remember it is actually quite good.
The adjuct in question however, is the use of corn syrup. First, in my personal opinion, high fructose corn syrup is not necessarily any worse for you than any other sugar—in fact high fructose corn syrup is defined as a sugar that is half fructose and half glucose…this dissacaride is known as sucrose—which is a fancy name for table sugar. The problem is most people eat a shit load of sugar, regardless of the type of sugar in question.
Warty is going to kick my ass…
That said, the use of corn based sugar is not a new thing at all. In fact many brewers in the United States began using it around World War II for a variety if reasons, but rationing was the rationale behind using it, and the reason why they continue to use it is obvious…people buy it!
When Miller & Coors first started using corn they used simple flaked corn which adds a wonderful perceivable sweet cornbread-like flavor while continuing to dry out the beer, like Batch 19. Anheuser-Busch wanted to stand out and try something lighter so they went with rice, which can have a slight diacetyl and acetaldehyde flavor but for the most part keeps the same ABV content but imparts, again, a dryness and lower color.”
The rest, as they say, is history.
“A-B’s new light beer or reformulated Budweiser sold like mad! A lighter more thirst quenching lager that people could drink all day made people go crazy for the stuff,” said Kelly. “With the success of AB’s beer Miller started making their beer lighter and the watering down war began its vicious battle until they both started using enzymes to lower the final gravity. [Then] the zombie war of calories took over bringing an end to caring about the best tasting beer and a beginning to MGD 64 and Bud 55.”
It’s not hard to see why corn doesn’t get much respect amongst the brewing community[…].
The fact several craft brewers use adjuncts, including corn, should be enough reason not to freak out over corn syrup in your beer. This is just a marketing ploy designed to entice the faux-health nuts into buying Bud Light over Coors Light…if you don’t like it…don’t buy it. I personally can’t stand either, which brings us back to the beer in question.
Dale’s Pale Ale is a standard American Pale Ale. Oskar Blues has a wide enough distribution most people can find it on the same shelf as the dilly dilly beer in question but does so in a manner that I am under no delusion I am being healthy by drinking it. Its cheap, it’s tasty, it does the job. Oskar Blues Dale’s Pale Ale: 3.5/5
Of course, I arrive in Phoenix and the first thing they have me do at my new job is… fly back to Wisconsin. Just in time for a massive snowstorm. It made me feel nostalgic. And cold. But I’m back in the desert now, ready for my next 39.9 years of wandering. And although a journey usually begins with a single step, in this case the journey will begin with a Links post.
I’ve been remiss about birthdays, but today is a good one to make up for that: self-deprecating ventriloquist Edgar Bergen; America’s Dad who didn’t drug and rape anyone, Hugh Beaumont (insert Beaver jokes here); ski expert Sonny Bono; and the guy who made it OK to wear an air filter on your face, LeVar Burton.
Next up, the news.
The speech that launched a thousand lawsuits. Of course, none of them were about the real issue of a waste of money (except the ones who also wanted to waste the money, just on different stupid ideas).
The libertarian moment is upon us! Which will come as zero surprise to any of us who already had zero expectations that Team Red was any different than Team Blue.
In the ongoing psychodrama of Jussie Smollett, two guys put in cages have been freed. No word on how they’ll be able to extract compensation from a guy who is about to become asset-free.
“Vapin’ in the boys’ room…” Schools really are prisons, as if we needed reminders. My cynical mind wonders if the supplier is the brother-in-law of a school official…? Nawww, I’m still thinking in Chicago mode.
Old Guy Music, and literally. What happens when two old guys who happen to be legendary guitarists sit on a couch and just lay out? I think it would go something like this:
STEVE SMITH GIVE READING FROM BOOK. BOOK OF STEVE SMITH POEM.
STEVE SMITH IN REFLECTIVE MOOD TONIGHT. HIM MISS NESSIE. HIM DECIDE SHARE POEM WITH FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE:
NESSIE BELLE LEE
IT WAS MANY AND MANY AN EON AGO,
IN A MISTY LAND-LOCKED SEA,
THAT A MONSTER THERE LIVED WHOM YOU MAY KNOW
BY THE NAME OF NESSIE BELLE LEE;
AND THIS MONSTER SHE LIVED WITH NO OTHER THOUGHT
THAN TO LOVE STEVE SMITH AND BE LOVED BY ME.
STEVE SMITH WAS A MONSTER AND SHE WAS A MONSTER,
IN A MISTY LAND-LOCKED SEA,
BUT WE LOVED WITH A LOVE THAT WAS MORE THAN LOVE—
STEVE SMITH AND MY NESSIE BELLE LEE—
WITH A LOVE THAT THE WINGÈD SERAPHS OF HEAVEN
WERE HORRIFIED TO SEE.
AND THIS WAS THE REASON THAT, LONG AGO,
IN A MISTY LAND-LOCKED SEA,
REPTILICUS BLEW OUT OF A CLOUD, CUCKING
MY BEAUTIFUL NESSIE BELLE LEE;
SO THAT HER ABYSSAL KINSMEN CAME
AND BORE HER AWAY FROM ME,
TO SHUT HER UP IN A BIRTHING CRÈCHE
IN THEIR KINGDOM UNDER THE SEA.
THE HIKERS, NOT HALF SO RAPED IN HEAVEN,
WENT ENVYING HER AND ME—
YES!—THAT WAS THE REASON (AS ALL MEN KNOW,
IN THIS MISTY LAND-LOCKED SEA,)
THAT REPTILICUS CAME OUT OF THE CLOUD BY NIGHT,
CUCKING AND FUCKING MY NESSIE BELLE LEE.
BUT OUR LOVE IT WAS STRONGER BY FAR THAN THE LOVE
OF THOSE WHO WERE OLDER THAN WE—
OF MANY FAR TERRIFYING THAN WE—
AND NEITHER THE HIKERS IN HEAVEN ABOVE
NOR HER KINSMEN DOWN UNDER THE SEA
CAN EVER DISSEVER MY PENIS FROM THE CLOACA
OF THE BEAUTIFUL NESSIE BELLE LEE;
FOR THE MOON NEVER BEAMS, WITHOUT BRINGING ME DREAMS
OF THE BEAUTIFUL NESSIE BELLE LEE;
AND THE STARS NEVER RISE, BUT I FEEL THE BEADY EYES
OF THE BEAUTIFUL NESSIE BELLE LEE;
AND SO, ALL THE NIGHT-TIDE, I LIE DOWN WITH THE HIDE
OF MY LOST DARLING—MY MONSTER—MY SEA SERPENT AND MY BRIDE,
IN HER PRISON IN THE DEEPEST SEA—
IN HER LOVE NEST IN THE SQUIRMING SEA.
SEA SMITH BACK FROM TRIP VISIT SOUTH CHINA SEA. HE READ ARTICLES HERE, GO SEE WHAT GOING ON. EXAMINE CHINESE FAKE ISLAND. BY EXAMINE, MEAN RAPE. BUT NOW BACK, AND CAN GIVE LINKS! HOPE GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS LIKE!
MAYBE SEA SMITH SWIM OVER RED SEA? HE THINK THEM MAKE TASTY SNACK!
SEA SMITH THINK MAYBE FRIEND ZARDOZ NEED ANSWER THIS, HAHAHAHA! MAYBE SEA SMITH GIVE CALL. BY CALL, MEAN RAPE.
CRAZY SPAIN! GREAT GRAMPA, OCEANUS SMITHE, TELL FUNNY STORY ABOUT SPANISH ARMADA. HE RAPE GALLEON AND SAY ENGLISH HOOMANS THINK THEY SINK SHIP! HA HA, SILLY ENGLISH SAILORS. THEN HE GO RAPE ONE OF ORKNEY ISLANDS. GREAT GRAMPA WAS FUNNEST.
You, our little community of rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists have been pretty supportive in our time of …upheaval. SP and OMWC fleeing the jurisdiction of…, er, moving to Arizona, and another crucial-to-our-efforts Glib lost a parent recently (please do not ask – if wanted, that Glib can discuss in due time).
So, our little playroom here has been a bit light on content (we do appreciate your offers of content, and gratefully receive submitted articles/posts) as our editing staff has been most rudely interrupted by life out in meatspace.
The Glibs that have not had the Devil fart in their faces recently are working to pick up the slack, so to say. This coming weekend and next week should see a bit more posted on these here pages.