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  • What’s Happening This Week?

    Huh, seems the usual previewers all had lives or something today, so I’ll tell you what’s upcoming this week and then you can go about a Sunday Night Open Post!

    Monday: Animal’s autobiography continues; Yusef has a dispatch.

    Tuesday: Tonio stops by; The Hyperbole has a crossword for us; Ozymandias continues his excellent series on the DOD Anthrax Vaccine.

    Wednesday:  Hat & Hair, should SugarFree bless us; Winston’s Mom has something to say in the evening.

    Thursday: Secret Nazi President, courtesy BakedPenguin; Mojeaux has an evening rant; Don Escapes Texas with some more NCAA snark late night.

    Friday: Raphael shares a travelogue and some insights from his experience being back Stateside; a cryptid (or more than one) stops by with advice/links, maybe both, Friday evening.

    Saturday: MexicanSharpshooter drinks something on your behalf and Spud brings evening links.

    Sunday: Not Adahn foretells the week.

    Along the way, we’re sure to have links from Sloopy, Brett L, OMWC, and perhaps others as needed.

    OK, then, on to the Open Post! Have a great week, Glibs!

     

  • IFLA: The “ASTG4113” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of September 15

    So I’ve covered some of the very basics of astrology with you before, but this week we’re having to jump straight to some serious advanced level stuff to read what the skies are throwing at us.  Even with all of the millennia of accumulated wisdom, there is still some ambiguity with the principal sign this week because of two principal actors:  Saturn is a butthole, and retrograde motion is a jerk.  So we’ve got Venus-Mars-Saturn retrograde with that last component signifying “beginning” or “really bad ending.”  Now, we haven’t really talked much about angular considerations, but with this alignment we have Jupiter-Sol en tierce which excludes such interpretations as “the birth of twins” or the like.  With that modification, the sign is either “Marriage,” or “Divorce the likes of which The Tudors would consider a bit extreme.”  But whose?  None of the planets are in Leo, so not a royal.  Virgo, Capricorn, and Libra are all indicated in the “who”  and Sagittarius in the “where.”  A double-Virgo points to the more notable party being a woman.

    While we’re waiting for that, we have the earth lining up with Mercury and Venus with the sun in opposition, which means it’s an auspicious time for drinking, carousing, gambling, and/or expanding your sexual horizons.  This is confirmed by the moon being in Aries.

    Virgo loses their ultra-uber status this week as they’re unable to hold on to two planet, but they maintain Mars.  Expect more conflict this week, but you’ll be successful in it.  There is going to be relationship stress (maybe from following the advice in the previous paragraph?) as the conflict between Libra and Mercury gets filtered through Venus.  And of course, I already mentioned the moon in Aries.  Full Moons?  Goats?  Do I really have to spell this out for you ?

    Virgo: 6 of Cups reversed – Renewal, the future coming to pass

    Libra:  The Emperor reversed – Benevolence, compassion, credit, immaturity, obstruction, confusion to enemies

    Scorpio:  2 of Wands – Riches, fortune, magnificence, physical suffering, disease, mortification

    Sagittarius:  7 of Cups reversed – Desire, will, determination, project

    Capricorn:  10 of Coins reversed – Chance, loss, robbery, pension, games of hazard, a gift

    Aquarius:  6 of Coins – Presents, gifts, gratification

    Pisces:  The High Priestess reversed – Passion, moral or physical ardor, surface knowledge, conceit.

    Aries:  8 0f Coins – Work, employment, craftsmanship, commission, skill in such matters

    Taurus:  Knight of Coins – Utility, interest, rectitude, responsibility

    Gemini:  The Devil – Ravage, violence, force, vehemence, extraordinary efforts

    Cancer:  Queen of Wands – Dark woman or countrywoman, chaste, honorable, loving

    Leo:  4 of Swords – Vigilance, retreat, solitude, tomb

  • Sunday Morning Am I or Am I Not Links?

     

    What a delightful Sunday morning! I’d best stay out of local sports bars, since the Cardinals are the next ones in the Ravens’ tumbrel. And people carry here. On the bright side, I may have found employment, but we’ll see if I get past their nearly proctological background checking…

    Speaking of which, today’s birthdays include a rather multidimensional guy; a rather mysterious woman; a rather funny essayist; a rather crooked attorney general; an exception to my rule about hyphens; and a quarterback with one fewer championship rings than Joe Flacco.

    On to the news!

     

    I know, let’s get involved!

     

    I know, let’s get involved!

     

    The future of medicine. Because somehow we need to make sure that death rates are fair.

     

    Hate crimes in Trump’s America.

     

    Department of the Obvious.

     

    Mom says, “This could have been you as a kid.”

     

    Clearly I’ve been Jewing all wrong.

     

    When Border Patrol agents get shot doing shit not at the border, I have a hard time feeling sympathetic. The 100 mile constitution-free zone is pernicious and any politician supporting it should be impeached.

     

    One-eyed man in the land of the blind.

     

    Old Guy Music today features another birthday boy, and may even be on theme for me.

  • The Night Shift for September 14th, 2019

    I’ve just finished reading Ozymandias’ latest installment on the U.S. Military/DoD Anthrax vaccine case.  Man, oh man—that is some powerful stuff.  It’s also a bit like watching a martial arts movie:  I want to imitate what I’ve just witnessed, but, who am I kidding?  Well, let’s get to it, shall we?

     

    A late-night appetizer, to get us started.

    I forgot the News of the Weird link last week.  Not again, you bastard!

    In my first article, I asked about the Glibertarian Discord set-up.  There are quite a few familiar and almost-forgotten names there.  Raphael, who straddles both of these worlds, was kind enough to provide a summation for us about the basics—“So Discord functions as a group instant messaging/chat platform. Think of it like Skype but without the video chat. Some articles that have popped up on the classic links threads have also made their way into discussions in the Discord server. There are also articles made by fellow Glibs that are linked to the Discord such as the Hat & Hair series, Woke Charmed Reviews, and The Awesome Adventures of Secret Nazi President Series. All the text-message channels are themed on topics so for example, articles/links/comments relating to firearm laws/gun-related questions are all posted in the specifically named #gun channel. Users can also tag other users in posts so they can be pinged/notified. This helps discussions on a particular issue to be continued with relative ease. There are also voice chat channels too so if some glibs want to play video games together, they can chat/coordinate strategies there too.

    I enjoy going between both the Discord and the mother site so I’m okay with either platform. I will admit though that the Discord is a bit easier to catch up on since it is an instant messaging platform and the topic channels there keep conversations mostly organized and on-topic. In the end, I like both services for glibbing it up and plan to keep doing so as long as I can.” — I am starting to use it a bit, myself.  There’s a bit of a learning curve for me, as I’m used to seeing used in terms of video game streamers, but, I admit, it can be fun.  Not as much fun as waiting around here for your wonderful posts…

    As I write this, I am reading that OrangeBadMan has kicked Michael John Bolton to the curb.  This will, no doubt, be old news by the time of this post, but, what a wonderfully weird situation.  Does this mean there is hope for a reduction in military adventurism for the U.S.?

    SP mentioned in her rant thread that TPTB are real-life friends.  And, I know that various glibs have met other, various glibs IRL.  So, who here is chummy with who, in meat-space (that you are willing to admit to)?  How often do these mixers take place?  What does it take to get on the invite list, if, say, one were interested in this sort of thing?  Where the hell my North Texas Glibs at?

    Which leads me to:  Vacations.  Where do you lot like to get away from your normal lives?  Is it season-dependent?  Close vs. far?  Pricey vs. cheap?  I’m not a well-traveled man, so, my selection pool is rather limited.  I, personally, love me some Redneck Riviera/Gulf Coast.   However, it’s a long car trip, made more difficult the older I get.  So, I tend to be happy with Port Aransas.  Oops!  Really, though; being from the largest U.S. city without a waterway makes me love my state’s crappy coastline that much more.   Tell me/us about the ‘Where’, even if it’s bucket list material.

    Another YT channel I’d like to pimp:  Steve1989MREinfo.  The guy tries out various MREs from around the world, including (very) old ones.  I don’t actually watch the videos of the rations that are out-of-date; I just show up for the modern ones.  The guy seems to have a sharp palate, and a really easy-going disposition.  I think he’ll eat just about any kind of food put before him.  Give his channel the once-over, and see what he has to offer.

    Finally, since we just had the 9/11 anniversary a few days ago, does anyone have a “Where were you?” story for 9/11 that you want to share?  I was a new 30-year-old working security with my friend’s dad (my dinner and coffee friend from my 2nd H&H t-shirt article), waiting patiently as I tired to get into my first LE job.  I worked overnights there, and saw the first reports as my shift was winding down.  I wasn’t fully sure what was going on, and, admittedly, it felt rather far away from me.  As I recall, I was taking “wait and see” attitude, since it didn’t really make a lot of sense in my mind, and I kinda-sorta thought I was witnessing aviation issues, not terrorism.

    Well, Borderlands 3 has arrived (It better have—Sir Digby on Thursday morning), so, I’m gonna be digging in to that while participating here.  As always, if you want me to include something in my posts, drop me a line on my Protonmail account (sir.digby.71).  Be excellent to each other!

  • Saturday night links of giddiness

    America now.

    I mean seriously, I didn’t have to slog through morning link vomit to make sure I didn’t toss in a duplicate link. It’s almost as liberating as walking around the house with just a t-shirt on. Almost.

     

    Could somebody get a couple of rags, so that these guys can clean up?

     

    Over in bearded Spock universe, Nancy Pelosi is the voice of reason.

     

    AOC says, “Herpity, derpity, derp, derp, derp.”

     

    Just another tease from the Cosmos.

     

    Florida man.

     

    We’ll miss ya, Eddy. I’m surprised you made it this long.

     

    Tonight’s music selection ends with one of my favorite guitar solos of all time.

     

    And one for Eddy.

  • Grievance Drinking: Part 1

    Apparently people are easily offended.  While it is not necessarily a new idea, to be outraged is to be fashionable, and nobody wants to be accused of being unfashionable.

    This is my review of Brewery Terreux Sour in the Rye

    Neither offends me, does that make me an asshole? Or does that just make me an adult?

    The first place we find it is in this Time article that discusses the outrage native Marshall Islanders feel for a beer known as Bikini Atoll by the Manhattan Project Brew Company out of Dallas.   One thing to point out about this particular beer company is their theme of naming beer after things related to nuclear weapons–hence the name Manhattan Project Beer Co.

    If you are unfamiliar with the history behind the Manhattan Project, here is a link…then go ahead and find a wooden plank for which to strike yourself in the face for not knowing what the Manhattan Project is.  It actually IS something they still teach in school…

    The company, which takes its name from the WWII research and development project that produced the first nuclear weapons and has named other beers “Necessary Evil” and “Plutonium-239,” noted that they would take “no further action in this matter.”

    Which is the action they should take on this.  If somebody is offended by what is on the label or cares that why somebody might be offended by it, simply don’t purchase it.  Unfortunately it never is that simple, and the Republic of the Marshall Islands is demanding an apology from the company in question.  Here’s the thing, I am confident the current generation of Americans doesn’t actually know what the Bikini Atoll is.  They probably just assume it has something to do with the swimsuit—and to be fair they’d be right.

    Not my photo of a woman in a bikini in 1953.

    That said, 2/3 of  the same generation in question doesn’t know what Auschwitz was.  I am very confident I could ask a random person where the US tested atomic weapons and they’d probably just say New Mexico—and to be fair they’d be right.  Instead of being outraged at the cultural insensitivity of a now little known historical fact perhaps they should instead realize how obscure their story is and be happy that somebody recognized the tragedy for what it is.

    Unfortunately, this beer is not available to me locally so I am unable to try it for myself.  Being a Gose, I am nearly certain it will offend my senses.  This one by Brewery Terraux does not disappoint in that regard.  It is needlessly sour.  Likely made in a manner that I assume government scientists would create if they were given nearly unlimited resources and told to create something that will be sold in grocery stores catering to high income customers, and commits the largest possible atrocity while fitting conveniently within the confines of a single bomber.

    The use of rye does not make it any more palatable, or enjoyable for me in any way.  Brewery Terreux Sour in the Rye 2.2/5

  • Paris to Hong Kong : Chapter One – Leaving America

    Editor’s Note: This morning’s post is from Tejicano, who really needs this time spot to be able to participate. The Old Guy is sleeping it off in!

    It was 1993 and I had just finished grad school and was leaving the US for life overseas for an undetermined period of time. Japan was to be the end point of my travels but I was up for anyplace interesting where I could find work. Expecting that when I reached my end destination I would probably be returning to the life of a corporate working dog I knew that if I was ever going to see the world this would be my best chance.

    The Soviet empire had just recently collapsed – this great, wide expanse of land on the map which for all of my life to that point had been beyond reach was now available to explore. Countries and cities which had only been referred to in spy movies were now becoming tourist destinations for those adventurous enough to find a way there. To me it was like the world was beckoning and I was itching to answer the call. I had travelled to China five years before and that gave me a taste for backpacking – traveling with only an outline of an itinerary and finding the way en route.

    This was back in the dark ages before e-mail and the internet. Credit cards were not useful anywhere outside of the most developed countries and ATM’s were not yet connected across international borders. You carried traveler’s cheques and exchanged them for local currency when required.

    Information about travel was gleaned from word-of-mouth, articles and advertisements in travel magazines, or tips from publications like Lonely Planet which was the gold standard for backpackers. International phone calls were expensive and unreliable – quite often you would end up listening to a recording in the local language which wasn’t very useful if you didn’t have some level of fluency in that language.

    A friend of mine had very similar wayfaring aspirations so we determined a reasonable plan to make our way from western Europe across the Eurasian continent to the islands of north Asia. Frank would be leaving a couple months ahead of me and visiting friends he knew around the Iberian peninsula before heading to the recently reunited Germany where we would rendezvous. First, I would be driving my pick-up truck from Arizona going east across the US with stops in South Dakota and Kentucky, and then selling it when I reached the east coast.

    My vehicle was a 1971 Ford F-150 which I had upgraded with a 351 Windsor V-8, headers and dual, 2” exhausts. It had an oversized radiator and three gas tanks – the main behind the seat and one on either side below the bed ahead of the rear tires. With a four-speed transmission and a stick shift it was a delight cruising the highways in it.

    For this kind of solo road trip across the US I felt armament would be mandatory – so in preparation I visited a gun show where, for $150, I procured a Mossberg 12 gauge pump with an 18” barrel and a pistol grip. That would ride in a soft case behind the seat – or under the seat when I had any reason to think it might be useful during that day’s or evening’s agenda.

    Figuring that I would not be back in any part of the US for a number of years I paid no attention to speed limits. I figured I would collect as many speeding tickets as possible and put them in my scrapbook for the trip. As I expected not to return before the statute of limitations on the tickets expired I saw it as a “license to speed”. As these things usually go, I wasn’t pulled over once.

    I drove from Arizona to my home town, El Paso, to see family and friends there. I spent a few days catching up with friends during which I did a quick trip to Juarez mostly to pick up a case of Mexican beer to share with cousins up north. In this case my selection was Tecate mostly because it was the only beer available in cans and as I had to carry it by hand back across the border so bottles were out. Driving across the border was something few people did anymore. Car theft had become too much of a risk and I could not afford to be losing my truck at the beginning of my trip.

    I pulled away from my family home early on a Summer’s morning and made my way to the highway. It took a couple days to reach relatives up in South Dakota. I had not seen many of my cousins in years so I spent the better part of a week staying with one family or another – all on my mother’s side. But the road was beckoning and I had to say my goodbyes, gas up, and find a highway.

    I stopped in Minnesota to see some family on my father’s side. Once again, it had been years since I had been up there and so I spent most of a day and an evening visiting.

    After the Midwest I had some friends in Kentucky to see and so I drove down through Chicago, heading south. After a short stop near Ft. Knox I headed eastward. When I hit Charlotte, I had been on the road for a couple weeks and was feeling tired. There was plenty of daylight left but I decided that I could miss my scheduled stop for that day and found a motel. After checking in I ran out for some fast food and a six-pack. I holed up in the room and just relaxed watching TV. The short break from driving was just what I needed.

    As I drove through Virginia, which I considered the last zone where the presence of my 12 gauge companion might not get me into more trouble than it was worth, I pulled into a small town gun shop and sold my shotgun for $90. I figured the $60 I lost was well worth the peace of mind it had brought me along the way.

    When I got to the east coast I headed to Maryland where I had family. I spent my last week of living in the US locating a few last minute items, getting information from different embassies, and selling my truck.

    There was a company called Airhitch which had advertisements in travel magazines. They offered extremely low-priced transportation to and from Europe. My recollection isn’t clear but I believe I paid $175 for a one-way leg from the US east coast to a city in Europe. The way it worked was you paid them the set fee for a voucher to travel on an aircraft leaving from the US east coast to Europe – the locations were not fixed. When Airhitch got your payment they mailed a letter to you with your voucher and a number to call. You called the phone number, told them your name and your code from the voucher, and they would tell you which origin-destination options were available on which days. For instance, they might have seats on a Newark to London flight on Tuesday, WDC to Vienna on Thursday, and Boston to Frankfort on Friday. You pick the option that works best for you. In my case they had a JFK to Paris flight close to the day I wanted to be going so I opted for that. They gave me the gate number, departure time, airline, and flight number. Of course, on departure day when I arrived at the airport there was no flight scheduled from that gate but there were a half-dozen Airhitch flyers like me and we eventually got the company on the phone and found out where to go. The airline was an African-based company which I had not heard of before but I had a seat on it and that’s all that mattered.

    I arrived in Paris on the morning of a perfect Summer day. I wanted to get to Germany as quickly as possible but needed to maximize my funds so I booked an overnight train with a sleeping car – as it was cheaper than riding the train to Berlin during the day and then paying for somewhere to sleep that night. It also gave me a day to see a little of Paris.

    I bought a small lunch from a bread shop, found an empty bench on a charming little street, and sat down to enjoy my day. My backpack was an Army surplus ALICE pack and with all my gear it weighed a bit more than 50 lbs. I spent the day nibbling on my lunch, checking my plans and making some notes, and reading a book. As evening came on I packed up and headed back to the train station. On the way I stopped to pick up something to eat on the train. I had no problem finding the platform and boarded my train when it arrived.

    The train arrived in Berlin at 07:00 AM. I started looking for a place to stay and began calling three phone numbers Frank gave me. By this point in time Frank had expected to be staying with any one of three friends he had in Germany and I was to call them to find him. It turned out that none of his friends were at home during the daytime – and I wasn’t finding much success contacting anybody. I got a bed at a youth hostel – hotels were way out of my budget – and did some looking around the city.

    On the morning of the third day in Berlin I reached Frank at his friend’s house in a small city in southeast Germany. His friends invited me to stay there so I got my backpack, bought a train ticket, and headed south.

    After a couple days with his friends, Frank and I were back in Berlin. Frank had a small two-person tent which helped us keep our costs down – although campgrounds in Germany proved to be only a little cheaper than youth hostels. The Summer of 1993 was unseasonably cold – and packing in Arizona in June gave me no concept that I would need a sweater any time soon. I had to find a camping store to buy a fleece jacket and a sleeping pad for insulation from the cold ground.

    Crossing the line where the border between east and west Berlin used to be was still obvious – not only were the buildings and construction starkly different in case you didn’t recognize that there was a tripod constructed of three BMP’s (Soviet Fighting Vehicles) painted in bright graffiti stacked upright along the side of the tracks as you entered former East Berlin.

    After a few days of seeing the sights we took a train down to Prague were my friend Jack was living – working for a Dutch company. Jack had an apartment and a car and had offered to put us up while we were there. We hung out and were introduced to Jack’s social circle – a group of various expats of many nationalities. Jack, being a proper polyglot, had a wide social circle spanning a few languages but most of his acquaintances spoke English as well.

    Jack introduced us to Sonia who was a Russian researcher who had recently returned from 3 years working in Japan. She had a boy, Vadim, who was in grade-school and was fluent in Russian, Czech, and Japanese. She also had a van which she had brought back from Japan which she needed to get to her hometown, Saint Petersburg, where she know it would be worth several times what she had paid to purchase and ship it to Europe. As Frank and I were heading in the same direction she agreed to help arrange our transit visas and procure tickets for the Siberian Railway through Russia and we agreed to drive her and her son to Saint Petersburg. She said she wasn’t a very good driver and needed help from somebody who could handle the long drive.

    With our path to the East decided, Frank and I had only to prepare our visas and wait while Sonia got her affairs in order. This gave us a number of days to enjoy Prague.

  • STEVE SMITH FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS AND ADVICE.

    IT FOOTBALL TIME OF YEAR!

    STEVE SMITH GLAD IT FRIDAY. HIM KICK BACK, RELAX. BY RELAX MEAN VISIT CAMPGROUND, RAPE CAMPERS, MAKE S’MORES. STEVE SMITH LIKE S’MORES. KNOW WHAT ELSE STEVE SMITH LIKE? LINKS. AND WHEN HIM GIVE ADVICE! SO STEVE SMITH DO BOTH FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE.

    START WITH ADVICE. GOOD ADVICE. FROM STEVE SMITH. BETTER THAN THIS HOOMAN GIVE.

    Q: My Aunt Mildred has just passed. She was in her late 80s, it was in her sleep, we’re all at peace about it. Here’s the problem: In her will, she left my 14-year-old daughter her horrible bird. I am biased, because I grew up in New York and see all birds as rats with wings, but I never imagined one would wind up living and pooping in my house. It’s a monk parakeet, which the internet tells me can live from 15 to 20 years (“Hawk” is, as far as we can tell, about 5 years old.) I don’t want it in my house, and I really don’t want to inherit it when my daughter leaves for college. What do I do?

    A: STEVE SMITH SHAKE HEAD AT SILLY HOOMAN. WHY YOU TURN GIFT AWAY? IT FREE FOOD! STEVE SMITH LOVE BIRD. IT BETTER THAN POSSUM OR RAT!

    STEVE SMITH WISH HIM HAD BIRD INSTEAD.

    YOU NO LIKE EAT PET BIRD? GO FIND HOBO. GIVE HOBO BIRD. HOBO EAT BIRD. ALL HAPPY – YOU NOT HAVE BIRD, HOBO GET EAT MEAL. YOU WELCOME FOR GOOD ADVICE! STEVE SMITH ASK ONE FAVOR. SEND FEATHERS FROM COLORY BIRD. STEVE SMITH ADD TO SAVINGS ACCOUNT.

    FREE CASCADIA!

    STEVE SMITH SEE WHY FRIEND ZARDOZ GIVE ADVICE…IT FUN! LINKS FUN TOO. SO GOOD LINKS. HERE GO.

    1. THIS NO STEVE SMITH. HIM NOT LIVE IN CITY! NEWSPAPER NOT RIGHT. STEVE SMITH HAVE STYLISH CAVE IN WOODS. HIM MORE COUNTRY MOUSE, NOT CITY MOUSE. BY MOUSE, MEAN RAPESQUATCH.
    2. IT LOOK LIKE CHOO-CHOO COST MORE MUNNIES. STEVE SMITH HOOT AND LAUGH WHEN READ  In May, elected officials on the Sound Transit board advanced several alternatives for environmental review, including more expensive options that would require still-unidentified “third party funding.”
    3. LOOK LIKE SOMEONE FIGURE OUT BEST PLACE FOR CANDIDATE. JAIL.

    STEVE SMITH HOPE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE HAVE GOOD FRIDAY NIGHT!

    FREEDOM!
  • Friday Afternoon Links

    It’s my anniversary. And the first time it has fallen on Friday the 13th since we got married. Six years and I still love her. Why do I lover her? Well, she did get me tickets to see that Little Band from Texas when they come through next month. So enjoy your links, I’ll be taking my wife out for a nice dinner.

    Florida Man, missing for 22 years discovered in pond by Google Maps.  h/t Jesse.in.mb

    “Why I’m a selfish cunt” — UK edition.

    Oh shit, I should stop by the store. Sorry honey, I forgot Borderland 3 was out today.

    I’ve found a new hero, although I have to say, his firing appears legit to me.

     

    Here’s one of my wife’s favorites.

     

  • Over-rated: The Week in College Football Polls

    Here’s another week’s snark from the peanut gallery as to who’s too big for their britches in the NCAA game as it is assessed and ranked and reported.

    Speaking briefly of galleries instead of team rankings, we wish to note that BYU this week played in front of their fifth largest crowd ever:  92,000.  We don’t wish to note that they won, taking the Vols to 0 – 2 on the year, but we do note that (our) coach Jeremy Pruitt will make $3.8M this year all the while UT continues to pay former coach Butch Jones $2.4M per year net of the fabulous $35k he was raking in last year as an analyst at Bama.

    Ranking college football teams remains contentious stuff.  Last week I had a fresh slate of opinions, and now there are results; let’s take a look!

    Week Two Most OverRated Football Program Results

    1        Iowa St            our new king simply spent the weekend napping

    2        Florida             stomped accounting powerhouse UT Martin

    3        Utah                bested Northern Illinois exactly by the margin expected

    3        Syracuse         lost to Maryland by over forty 

    5        Texas               lost to LSU but only to the degree we expected

    5        Michigan St    sent Western Michigan crying back to western Michigan

    5        Georgia           blasted nationally ranked normal school Murray State

    8        UCF                punked local directional patsy Florida Atlantic

    9        Notre Dame     rested up since big bad New Mexico is coming to town soon

    9        Texas A&M    lost to Clemson by the margin expected

    9        Auburn            washed over Tulane

    12        Stanford         lost by 25 to USC

    12        Clemson          see Texas A&M

    12        Oklahoma        destroyed doctor and lawyer mill South Dakota

    12        Oregon                        owned Nevada

    Off topic:  Michigan wasn’t necessarily over-rated, so I didn’t have an opinion on them, but they notably underperformed by a baker’s dozen by edging Army by only 3.  Washington was obviously over-ranked, but I completely failed to notice and so get zero credit for their loss to Cal at home.

    I’m going to call Syracuse and Stanford my first hides on the wall for the year:  their deep humiliations prove they had no business being ranked whatsoever.  I’m also going to reclass Washington State from last week from a blown call to a small win because they were downgraded seriously (thanks:  forget who pointed that out) after my call, so I really wasn’t wrong to call them over-ranked; it’s a spike, not the sort of buck one would have mounted, but the meat is going in the freezer nonetheless.

    No Longer OverRated Because I was Wrong

    nothing new this week

    LSU from last week

    Okay, the pollsters saw those games, so they have new opinions . . .  so I have new opinions:

     

    Week N + 1 Most OverRated Football Program Results

    1        Utah                  is skyrocketing in the vacuum just because they haven’t lost

    2        Florida             is also buoyed in the over-ratedness by the national blandness

    3        Notre Dame    has a great schedule that will tell much

    4        Auburn            getting that undeserved SEC love?

    5        Boise St         joins my list of the damned

    5        Oregon             will play Washington St, U Wash, and USC this year

    7        Texas               their stock is getting much closer to right after the loss

    8        Georgia           continues over-loved at least a little

    8        Clemson          can’t be tested if they don’t play anybody

    8        Oklahoma        will play the Horns, but nobody else that matters

     

    Iowa State fell completely out of the ratings, so I’ll take that as another tepid told-ya-so.

    Texas A&M fell four spots and is no longer over-rated, another good call.

    UCF seems to be on their way and maybe wasn’t over-rated; I’ll accept the miss on this one.

    Michigan State is cooking along, so I’ll take this as another miss.

    Score YTD4 to 3 with 10 opinions outstanding

    I’ll continue to have opinions (shock!) and will heckle the AP poll in particular.  Eventually the committee over at the College Football Playoff will start to publish their rankings, and we’ll then switch to heckling them.

    So closes another week.

     

     

    Disclosure of sources of bias:  your writer has attended the University of Tennessee, Memphis State and the University of Memphis, Christian Brothers College . . . and he sleeps with an alumna of Georgia whose parents met at Washington State . . . and his son went to Houston . . . and he particularly hates Notre Dame, UCF, and Clemson.