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  • Guns For The Country Home

    Guns for The Country Home

    Some time back I stumbled across an interesting discussion on the appropriate firearm for the farm or country home, much like the country home my folks maintained for many decades.

    The Old Man was, of course, a farmer for much of his life, and an old school country gentleman.  His attitude towards firearms reflected most of his type and his generation; firearms were tools essential to the maintenance and protection of homestead and crops, in the same order as a chainsaw, a scythe, or a tractor.  They were selected and maintained as such, with strictly utilitarian considerations.  Childhood in the Great Depression and young adulthood during WW2 made most of the Old Man’s generation practically minded people.

    That being the case, the Old Man maintained three firearms on and about the place.  They were a 12-gauge pump shotgun, a .22 rimfire rifle, and a .22 handgun.  The shotgun was his first purchase with his demobilization pay when he returned from the Army in 1946, the .22 rifle was a third anniversary present from my mother in 1950, and the .22 pistol he bought for recreational shooting sometime in the mid-1960s.  I still have all three firearms, and no amount of money could persuade me to part with them, so don’t ask.  And, in what should come as a surprise to no one, these are the three types of guns I think are most useful around your typical country home.

    If You Can Have Only One Gun

    Winchester Model 12 and Stevens 520A.

    Now, on to the country home:  If a family can only maintain one firearm on a country homestead, one would be wise to pick up something along the lines of the Old Man’s first post-war purchase, a simple 12-gauge pump-action shotgun.  The Old Man’s Stevens pump-gun hasn’t been manufactured for many years, although used examples are sometimes available at bargain prices.  The old Stevens 520/620 series are great guns, John Browning designed take-down pump guns with solid steel receivers.  They’re reliable and brutally tough, and if you can find them around, come pretty cheap.

    The Mossberg 500 series or the Remington 870 are likewise solid guns that will give long service; my own pair of Mossbergs, a 12 and a 20, have been functioning flawlessly in the game fields for 35 and 40 years now.  There are plenty of others on the market, but were I equipping an outpost myself, I’d probably go for a Mossberg or a Remington, for the primary reason that parts will be easy to find.

    The advantages of the 12 gauge are many.  Ammo is readily available anywhere and various loads/shot sizes can handle anything from garden pests to turkeys, while a slug will dispatch a deer or even a bear.  Pump guns are solid, reliable and easy to operate.  Most hold five or six rounds in the magazine, which should be enough ammo for most chores.

    I’m a big fan of old shotguns, particularly the pre-64 Winchester Model 12 and the Belgian Browning Auto-5s.  I have a fair stable of those pieces and over time will probably buy more.  But these are collector’s pieces, and while I shoot them and hunt with them, I would not necessarily drag them through mud and bad weather.  For that, a rougher piece is in order – a utility shotgun, suitable for the only gun on a country homestead.

    Even though I will always love my old Brownings and Winchesters, I will always keep the old Mossbergs around as utility shotguns, especially after our move north.  Of course, my attitudes towards firearms are somewhat different than the Old Man’s, and so the Mossbergs will still have plenty of company in the rack.

    I’ve seen some great shooting done with simple 12-gauge pumps, too.  Despite his utilitarian attitude towards shotguns, the Old Man was nevertheless as artist with his old Stevens.  He was known to go 100 straight on the skeet range in his Army days, and he was highly skilled at making a shot charge arrive in the same location as a fleeing pheasant or grouse.  In his early 80s he cut off the tip of his trigger finger in a jointer, and since that time firing a gun with any recoil caused a stab of pain through his shooting hand, but before moving to town he capped his hunting career in a blaze of glory by stalking and killing four wild turkeys with a bolt-action .410, causing our old friend Dave to comment, “if anyone but your Dad told me that, I’d call him a damned liar.”  I was always disappointed by my failure to catch up to Dad on the trap range, although he would have admitted I was better than he with a rifle.

    Which brings us to…

    If You Can Have Only Two Guns

    Mossberg 44US. Not the one I had but one just like it.

    But let’s say you can have two guns around your place.  I’d recommend the second be a .22 rifle.

    Oddly enough, while my gun rack contains several .22LR semi-autos, if you were to keep a .22 rifle in a rural setting, I’d recommend a bolt gun.  Why?  Several reasons:

    • Bolt guns are simple, they generally break down easily and are easy to clean and repair.
    • Even in a .22LR, bolt guns are accurate.  Not that semi-autos can’t be accurate – but bolt guns are generally a hair ahead.
    • Simplicity leads to reliability.  Fewer moving parts means less wear, although any well-maintained firearm should last a lifetime.
    • Some semi-autos, like my own slicked-up Ruger 10/22, can be finicky about ammo.  Bolt guns generally digest any ammo with aplomb, and generally give you the option to run quiet .22 Shorts if you are shooting at close quarters.  A subsonic .22 Short round fired from a rifle isn’t much louder than a finger-snap, and that can come in downright handy.

    The other advantage to a .22LR bolt gun is price.  There are literally millions of inexpensive and yet reliable and accurate .22 bolt guns around.  You don’t need high polish or fancy walnut for accuracy in a .22 (although those things sure are nice).  Anyone who has handled an old Mossberg or Marlin bolt .22 should be able to attest to that.  Back in the day I bought a Mossberg bolt-action .22 with US Government markings for the grand sum of ten dollars, and I could shoot pop-bottle caps off fence posts at 25 yards with it – with iron sights.  That Mossberg today would cost you more than that, even adjusted for inflation, but not all that much more.  In fact, the same gun without the US Government markings, for some reason, will cost you a lot less.

    A lot of the comments above will apply to a lever gun as well, except that .22LR lever guns are generally pricier and more complicated to maintain.

    If You Can Have Only Three Guns

    For your third gun, I’d recommend a medium-to-major power handgun, one you can carry in a belt holster and shoot accurately.  Anything from a 9mm auto to a .44 Magnum will work; it’s far more important that you can handle the sidearm well.  Revolvers, though, are generally simpler, easier to maintain and less fussy about ammo than autos.  Revolvers also have the capability of handling more powerful loads in a reasonably sized piece.  Bear in mind that if you’re in a remote location, you may have to repair the thing yourself.  Some of us are better tinkerers than others.

    With the above in mind, though, take into consideration any possible uses you might be putting that sidearm to – caliber considerations in Georgia may be quite different than those in Alaska.

    Most people find handguns more difficult to handle well than a rifle or shotgun, so be prepared to spend some money on practice ammo.

    Parts Is Parts

    In a rural home, it’s a good idea to keep some parts on hand.  Firing pins, springs, screws and action pins, all good things to keep a supply of.  You’ll also need tools, as gunsmithing tools are somewhat specialized; Brownell’s Basic Gunsmith Tool Kit contains a good assortment of tools, gauges and so on to keep your shooting irons shooting.  Keep a good supply of cleaning solvents and lubricant on hand.

    If your pump shotgun has a barrel that can be swapped out easily, as does the Remington 870 and the Mossberg 500, an extra barrel isn’t a bad idea.  And speaking of barrels, while I’m fond of Briley choke tubes and run them on a lot of my shotguns, an ugly but solid Poly-Choke type collet choke may be a better idea for a country-homestead gun; you can lose choke tubes, but that Poly-Choke is there for keeps.

    Last-Ditch

    No, I’m not kidding.

    If “prepping” is your thing, or you’re just very remote and are worried about supplies being hard to get, here’s something to think about:  What would you do if cut off from a supply of ammo?

    The answer may be to scale your technology back some – say, to about 1800.  A smooth bore flintlock musket is versatile, will kill birds with shot or moose with round balls, and if you have bar lead, a mold, flint and a supply of sulfur you can make everything else you’ll need to keep shooting.  Charcoal isn’t hard to come by, and if you have a latrine, you can make saltpeter.  You’ll need a fair amount, as the recipe is generally 75% saltpeter, 15% charcoal and 10% sulfur.

    That’s something to think about, anyway.

    And So…

    A country home requires a lot of tools to keep the place maintained, safe and tidy.  Even if you’re not a hobby shooter or (like me) a collector, a firearm is one of those essential tools.  Whether your immediate need is rabbit stew, pest control, dissuading something big and toothy or something two-legged and belligerent, sometimes a firearm is the only thing that will work.

  • Monday Morning Links

    Yes. That is what we have.

     

    Grüezi mitenand. Your linkings are present. They will make Monday morning bearable. Or, you could just splash a good bit of whisky into your coffee and go with that. Either way, your choice. I rather imagine these links will be ignored faster than usual, as people will want to discuss events I am not linking. But I shan’t take offense…(*picks up notebook, pen and waits to take names down*).

    • Why is this not Florida Doctor? New Jersey is horning in on Florida’s turf!
    • Wanna see a real “rape culture“? It isn’t someone looking at you in a gym, dearie.
    • How is that peace thing doing in Afghanistan? About what you would expect.
    • Turkman despot shows us how to return from vacation.

    Music will have to be supplied by you, the commentariat.

  • Things to Come – Week of August 5th

    Things seem to be somewhat in order – as far as posts go. We can use more material (hint, hint). It is good to have SNP back, and you may have noticed that Ozymandias has given us a chance to run some late night material. So, let us see what is coming up this week.

    Monday – Animal gives us some advice on country livin’ shootin’ irons. Straffinrun…well, just read it. You will see.

    Tuesday – Tejicano will speak to us of Japanese swords. Ozymandias will continue his recounting of the Great Anthrax trial.

    Wednesday – Hide. Run. But it won’t save you from the Hat and the Hair. Trshmnstr continues with part 2 of his tale of horror.

    Thursday – Will the Secret Nazi President be more Nazi and even more secret? Yusef fills us in on life on the road.

    Friday – Pie has a question for Scotland. Cryptid time, later on.

    Weekends continue with OMWC, Mexican Sharpshooter, Spudalicious and Not Adhan.

    Weekdays see linkings by me, OMWC, Banjos, Brett, Mex and a cast of…several. Some. Few? Whatever.

    Enjoy the open comments.

  • IFLA: The “I’m Cautiously Optimistic” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of August 4

    Things are unusually positive overhead.  Yes, we still have the Jupiter and Saturn retrogrades dragging things down, but the rest looks good, particularly with MERCURY RETROGRADE ending.  Things are looking particularly auspicious for those Glibs who identify as female, and if any of those happen to be born under the sign of Cancer, buy yourself a lottery ticket.  Venus and the moon balancing around the sun means that Lady luck will be a lucky lady for the ladies, as mentioned in previous sentence.  Branching off of that, Mercury and Saturn retrograde indicate news of a major new beginning.  At different times in the Mercury orbital period, this could also indicate extremely bad news, calamity etc. but occurring so soon after Mercury returns to direct motion makes it much more positive in context.

    Another great week for Leos, the smug bastards.  Having both Venus and Mars indicates completion/perfection, rescuing the damsel, all that storybook stuff.  The moon in Virgo adds to the whole GRRRL POWER! thing that the other planets have going on as well as success in water-related activities.  And finally, Cancer benefits from the burst of good luck that happens when Mercury goes direct. Everyone else gets some added security this week.

    OK, so the cards are back to being glib-typical after last week’s, with five of the twelve being swords.  Sometimes when I’m reading these each week, I can’t see how they can apply to you.  You guys do an excellent job of pretending to be good people.

    Leo:  The Emperor – Stability, power, aid, a great person, reason (drink!)

    Virgo:  Knight of Coins – Utility, service, rectitude, responsibility, interest

    Libra:  3 of Swords – Removal, absence, delay, division

    Scorpio:  2 of Swords reversed – Misguided vengeance,imposture, falsehood, disloyalty

    Sagittarius:  9 of Swords reversed – Imprisonment, doubt, fear, shame

    Capricorn:  Ace of Swords reversed – Pyrrhic victory, great force in love and conflict with disastrous results

    Aquarius:  Temperance – Economy, frugality, accommodation, management, moderation

    Pisces:  5 of Swords* – Degradation, destruction, infamy, dishonor, loss

    Aries:  7 of Wands – Valor, discussion, worldly strife, competition in trade or business

    Taurus:  The Hierophant – Alliance, captivity, servitude, someone to who you have recourse, inspiration, mercy and goodness

    Gemini:  Ace of Wands reversed – Fall, decadence, ruin, perdition

    Cancer:The Hermit reversed – Concealment, disguise, unreasonable caution, fear

    *I’ve been using the classic readings here prior to getting the Glib Tarot printed, but this reading is just bullshit.  It’s so disingenuous that I have to believe it’s one of those deliberate distortions I’ve mentioned before.  Yes, all of those things are in this card, but they are aspects of the background characters — the foreground guy is completely smug after having beaten up those background guys and taken their stuff.  To the extent that the reading applies, it applies as happening to other people as a result of your actions.

  • Sunday Morning Even Sweatier Links

    It’s approaching 100° in the house, which puts me in an extremely ill humor. On the bright side, I’ve lost six pounds. Maybe the ineffective A/C guy will come today, maybe he won’t. And trust me, SP is in an even worse mood, so walk softly. Wonder Dog just lays on the floor and pants. Mom just sits in her chair, looks confused, and asks, “Is this Hell? Did I get here from raising you?”

    As usual, there’s an eclectic bunch of birthdays today, including one of my favorite contemporary comic actors; a corrupt statist piece of shit who just won’t fucking go away; his statist piece of shit buddy who mainstreamed Judenhass into Team Blue; a wonderfully bad Santa; the snugglebunny for Sandra Day O’Connor; the guy who redefined jazz trumpet; and a delightful guitarist whom I can personally attest was a delightful person as well.

    On to the news.

     

    I’ll leave out the latest OMG GUNS BAD GUNS BAD!!!! freakouts from Texas since the 48 hour rule is in effect. But the reliable dolts are reliable.

     

    Amerikanski meddling.

     

    Wait, Team Red has the same kind of assholes as Team Blue? I am shocked, SHOCKED.

     

    In other news, water is wet.

     

    Never change, San Francisco, never change.

     

    Wow, another opportunity for graft!

     

    If you look hard enough for racism, it’s there, even if you have to enhance it un peu.

     

    Old Guy Music features the birthday boy. And really, don’t bother playing blues after this, he used up all the licks.

  • Saturday night holy crap, I forgot the links, links

    Disappointed in Mike.

     

    So after several hours of yard work in 90+ heat, we headed over to our local watering hole for just rewards. I glance at my phone and think, “holy crap! I didn’t get the links finished”. So because I care so much about you reprobates,  I’m doing the links on my phone, and that sucks balls.

     

    What the fuck is happening at Walmart?

     

    Geppetto is gone. Who’s going to tug the strings now?

     

    Now that’s a hot tub.

     

    Wokeness does a number on the land of the rising sun.

     

    Certainly, nothing bad could come from this.

     

    Thinking of you, Texas.

  • Monopoly Money

    There is a meme going around depicting Monopoly, the classic Parker Brother’s game from the 1930s, if the board was designed in a manner to suit Kamala Harris.  I found it funny, but I also thought it was missing a couple spaces for taxes and began thought experiments on some of the other candidates and how Monopoly would look for them.  Warren for example would be nothing but spaces for Income Tax and Luxury Tax. Sanders would alternate between tax spaces, communal housing, players wouldn’t be able to purchase any of the properties, nor would they be able to land on Boardwalk and Park place as they are both Dachas, nobody gets to be the racecar, and of course Sanders himself is the banker and only pays in black bread.  Wiliamson would be a bunch of pot dispensaries, yoga studios, hipster eateries, the railroads are electric and the pieces are all different colored crystals.  Booker has the distinction of simultaneously having or not having a version of Monopoly with his name as being racist.

    The racecar token is not an option in any of these versions…

    Then I got to Yang…more tax spaces and you get $1000 when you pass go?

    This is my review of Santa Fe Brewing Co. Chicken Killer Barleywine.

    Yang’s campaign is focused on the idea of a “freedom dividend” that in a sense sounds like a UBI of $1000 per person over 18 per month.  That’s the about all anybody focuses on in the media, so I decided to look up the proposal itself and it is straightforward enough.

    This is independent of one’s work status or any other factor. This would enable all Americans to pay their bills, educate themselves, start businesses, be more creative, stay healthy, relocate for work, spend time with their children, take care of loved ones, and have a real stake in the future.

    Other than regular increases to keep up the cost of living, any change to the Freedom Dividend would require a constitutional amendment.

    It will be illegal to lend or borrow against one’s Dividend.

    A Universal Basic Income at this level would permanently grow the economy by 12.56 to 13.10 percent—or about $2.5 trillion by 2025—and it would increase the labor force by 4.5 to 4.7 million people.  Putting money into people’s hands and keeping it there would be a perpetual boost and support to job growth and the economy.

    Yang’s FAQ page states his plan does not take the place of other social programs like Veteran’s benefits or Social Security since both are either paid into or earned.  This is in contrast with Milton Friedman’s Negative Income Tax; while often portrayed as a UBI scheme it is better described as way Friedman balanced his Chicago School philosophy, Minarchism, and everyone else’s desire for welfare programs.  Not paying income taxes is a way to give low wage earners extra money without the disincentive to work.  The same FAQ page quotes Friedman out of context as a way to convince the voter UBI is not a new idea.  He even quotes Thomas Payne.

    Welcome to Alaska…here’s $1000

    Yang also goes on to compare this scheme to the dividend from the Alaska Permanent Fund (APF) given to residents of Alaska as an example of how this might work on the national level.  The APF however functions much differently and is not funded through a tax, it is a state owned wealth fund and the dividend paid is based on the overall performance of the investments in that fund.  The amount paid therefore varies, and it is also subject to strict definitions of “resident”.

    There is also the part where there are what, 100 people living in Alaska?

    “Foolish Irishman, stop this at once! I’m white! Can’t you see I’m white?”

    Interestingly enough, there are not many recent arguments out there discussing the merits or demerits of the idea, other than this article from FEE that is mostly making the argument that once a government program starts it never dies and gets bigger.  While true, I was hoping for something a little more in depth and  FEE to their credit does deliver in an older article.  I expect this to change as the primary election rolls along since unlike nearly all of that field, Yang is actually likeable.

    As far as a barleywine goes this one is a bit unusual since you can almost serve it ice cold and chug it.  Not recommended for a barleywine since it should be served at the almost universal optimum temperature (50F) for beer and there it starts to feel more like what one expects from this style.  Its deep red and a bit of a sweet aftertaste but overall, a nice complex brew but I’ve had better.  Santa Fe Brewing Co. Chicken Killer Barleywine 3.5/5.

     

  • Saturday Morning Sweaty Links

    Do you know what’s even less fun that Arizona in August? Arizona in August without a working air conditioner. And the repair guys have now completed their eighth visit and assured us, “Oh yeah, this time we got it!” Which, coincidentally, is exactly what they said the last seven times. And of course… it stopped working again. So I’m a baked Jew, and not in the good sense, though compared to the German version of this dish, I’m more of a sous vide.

    Birthdays today include a guy who made a monkey out of William Jennings Bryan; another statist piece of shit who actually was a racist; one of my absolute favorite sci-fi writers, whose work was relentlessly American; one of my absolute favorite jazz singers; a woman who is actually quite fun in person– and was railroaded by a grandstanding prosecutor (as NY prosecutors tend to be); and a guy who got killed in Vietnam but never got the news.

    Speaking of which, the links:

     

    Trump tries yet again to fuck up a good thing by increasing taxes.

     

    OK, now we know what came out of the woodshed talk last week.

     

    “…and you can trust us!”

     

    News you can use.

     

    I’m sensing a theme here.

     

    Yeah, definitely a theme.

     

    Assholes all the way down.

     

    Speaking of baseball, this is a great story.

     

    My favorite story of the day.

     

    He’s your problem child now.

     

    Old Guy Music is something of a curiosity- we’ve all heard Hendrix’s cover, I love Popa Chubby’s cover, but somehow we don’t often hear the original. Or maybe it’s not the original.… breakups are often messy.

  • ZARDOZ FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS

    MVGA!

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ WAS GIVEN A NEW HAT BY ZED. IT HAS A NICE MESSAGE ON IT. HOWEVER, WHEN HAULING SOME GRAIN THROUGH A UNIVERSITY TOWN, A SCRAWNY BRUTAL, DRESSED IN BLACK, ATTEMPTED TO SEIZE IT. ZARDOZ PROMPTLY FLEW ONWARD, DRAGGING SAID BRUTAL FOR SEVERAL YARDS BEFORE HE TUMBLED OFF AND THUDDED ON THE PAVEMENT. ZARDOZ WAS PUZZLED BY THIS REACTION. HOWEVER, THE TABERNACLE INFORMED ZARDOZ THAT HE HAD BEEN ASSAULTED BECAUSE HAT WAS CLOSE TO THAT OF THE BRUTAL EXECUTIVE BRANCH LEADER WITH THE SENTIENT HAIR.

    MAGA NOT MVGA

     

    ZARDOZ HOPES THIS DOES NOT CONTINUE TO MAKE HIM A TARGET. ZARDOZ IS BUSY ENOUGH, HAULING GRAIN, ATTEMPTING TO RUN BRUTALCART, GIVING THE GIFT OF THE GUN AND THE GIFT OF THE LINK. BUT THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE ASSEMBLED HERE FOR LINKS, THEREFOR, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK! GO FORTH….AND COMMENT.

    • SPEAKING OF THE SENTIENT HAIR BEARER…HE APPEARS TO HAVE GOTTEN A MUSIC PERSON FREED FROM THE VIKINGS GRASP.
    • ZARDOZ EXPECTS THE CHINESE PLA BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS TO BE CALLED IN…SHORTLY.
    • I BELIEVE I HAVE FOUND THE CHOSEN ONE “Q”‘S FAVORITE PACHYDERM.

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  • Friday Afternoon Links of Moronity

    Happy Friday afternoon, y’all. We picked up my father-in-law’s remains yesterday. Its not quite a coffee can, but The Big Lebowski wasn’t kidding about the cost of urns at funeral homes. Amazon is sending us a, er, more dignified storage container at a more reasonable price. Anyhow, we haven’t had any… unintended releases yet. But Florida Man is never far from us.

    Florida Man continues to flirt with Hep A, causing state to declare a crisis.

    Don’t blame me, I’m rooting for SMOD.

    People keep holding other people’s drugs in the weirdest places.

    This is rage inducing.