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  • IFLA: The “I Don’t Need PPE for This” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 12

    Between the ERT drills and teaching night classes, I have very little time to make sense of the Celestial Order.  Which is a shame, since there is probably something valuable to be found a few levels deeper than I am willing to go.  To wit:  this week Saturn (retrograde) is aligned with Mars, indicating the outbreak of hostilities.  Where?  Between who?  The answers are there, but I don’t have time to figure them out.  I think it’s unlikely to involve me, so I’m just going to head off to play fireman.

    Good luck/good news for Taurus, as Mercury joins the Sun in its somewhat barnyard-smelling home.  Venus in Aries brings the stereotypical springtime ardor to the forefront.  The moon in Leo brings some instability, mood swings — but more on the oddly friendly than bitchy side of the spectrum (see the Moon in Aries, supra).

    The cards say this week is going to start off strong.  Really strong.  Dominant.  Possibly too dominant as we see people opposing you later.  Also expect a piece of equipment to fail that will lessen your effectiveness.  Some of the advancement will be lost, but not all of it —  indications are for realized gains.

    Taurus:  King of Swords – Hard power, authority, judgment, command, law

    Gemini:  Ace of Wands – Creation, enterprise, invention, birth of a male child

    Cancer:  The Devil, reversed – Weakness, pettiness, blindness, fatality

    Leo:  The Magician – Skill, diplomacy, self-confidence, will, disaster, pain.

    Virgo:  The Hierophant, reversed – Society, concord, over-kindness, weakness

    Libra:  9 of Wands, reversed – Obstacles, adversity, calamity

    Scorpio:  5 of Cups – Loss but something remains, inheritance, transmission, frustration in marriage

    Sagittarius:  7 of Coins – Money, business, barter, investment, quarrels, ingenuity

    Capricorn:  Knight of Coins, reversed – inertia, idleness, stagnation, discouragement, carelessness

    Aquarius:  The Empress, reversed – Light, truth, the unraveling of involved matters, vacillation

    Pisces:  9 of Cups, reversed – Truth, loyalty, liberty, mistakes, imperfection

    Aries:  The Chariot, reversed – Quarrel, dispute, litigation, defeat

  • Sunday Morning Links and Hijinx

    Good Sunday to all the little goyim and goyettes! We continue this lovely weekend with depressing news, just to balance things out. I’m heading back to the San Tan Mountains today to catch just one more trail before the gates of Hell open and I go into my “Why the fuck did I move here?” phase. SP might drop in, you never know with her; sometimes, there’s a special Brownie meeting. Either way, I’m sure you’ll all be here and have fun.

    Speaking of fun, there’s a few notable birthdays! A guy who makes me think of too goddamn many cars; the best brother who was in the best movie; and the very best person in The Aristocrats.

    On to the news.

     


     

    ANC ensures that South Africa remains a one-party state.

     

    It’s the (((Jews))). It’s always the (((Jews))).

     

    This strikes me as an incredibly bad precedent.

     

    This strikes me as an incredibly bad idea.

     

    Maybe West Virginians really ARE retarded.

     

    Good luck with THAT project.

     

    When Ollie Fucking Iran-Contra North is the honest voice in your organization, your organization is… questionable.

     

     


     

    Old Guy Music today has a little Easter egg in it- besides Sonny and Terry, the two acknowledged masters of blues-roots performance, the bass player is none but… Willie Dixon! Holy shit.

  • Saturday night links of Spud has no life

    That’s right, bitches. Taters.

    So The Powers That Be are apparently all job slaves. You would think that when you spend the week slaving for The Man, that the easiest links to post would be Saturday night, when they’re not answering to their Overlords.

    Guess what? I was completely wrong. By 4PM Manly Time, they’re all drunk as a skunk. I mean, we’re talking face down in a puddle of puke, don’t even know they’re face down drunk. I guess that’s what they have to do to face another week of slow death in the salt mines.

    So. Because I have no life, and I’m not being put down by The Man, I’ve offered to step in to take over Saturday night links. The poor bastards need a little relief. But if you think I’m going to be throwing down links like the last go ’round, you are sorely mistaken. I shot my wad, blew my load, spewed forth the best I had. So lower your expectations, get ready to snark, and chill with a little Saturday song.

  • Secret Squirrel

    I recently took a short road trip to California…sorry, I didn’t try to light it on fire or anything.  I was there for a wedding.  Fortunately for me I managed to squirrel away an hour or so to meet up with another Glib to administer each other a Turing Test.

    This is my review of Smog City Saber-Tooth Squirrel Amber Ale (H/T:  Jesse.in.mb)

    With such a freakish label, this was a interesting gift considering the typical Glib’s fear of squirrels.  Fear not!  This gets better.  I actually misread it at first thinking it said “Secret Squirrel.”

    “Secret Squirrel” is a slang term.  It is one of those phrases that comes up from time to time that brings a small chuckle, because seriously how we make up words and phrases like this and give it random meaning?

    Slang has a bad rep; gets a bad rap. Negative value judgments: “sub-standard,” “low,” “vulgar,” “unauthorized”. The word we are seeking is street. Street as noun, more recently street as adjective. The vulgar tongue. The gutter language. It’s a truly man-made language. Women are objects, never subjects. Maybe it’s not just the street but that corner where the guys hang.

    Slang has a story, and that story has universal themes. Slang’s thematic range is not wide, though its synonymy runs very deep, and one can see the same ideas recurring from classical Greek and Latin onwards. Even if the individual terms that make up the vocabulary may be dismissed as “ephemeral” — and more stay than disappear — the persistence of these themes ensures that slang lasts.

    That totally doesn’t answer my question, and since it’s Huffpo I don’t blame you for skipping that link altogether.  Now my English teacher informed me this type of speech came about in small communities, often as technical jargon.  While this is true to a point, slang terms as part of language was developed in the 16th century among gamblers, in saloons, and among people that were otherwise deemed criminal. This led to the discouragement of such terms among academics and the elite, because of its association with societal miscreants.

    “Secret Squirrel” of course, means something that should be kept secret, like basic mission plans, troop movements, flight schedules, and the like.  I like to think the origin is from Ill Will Press, where the character Foamy the Squirrel partakes in missions to spread his squirrely rage among things he hates the most…like Starbucks.  Foamy is hilarious.

    Nope, its origin actually dates to the first Gulf War:

    Secrecy was vital for several reasons. The Air Force wanted the CALCMs to be a complete surprise if they were ever employed. Also, externally, the AGM-86Cs were almost indistinguishable from their nuclear counterparts and might, if revealed, derail or at least complicate pending arms control agreements with the USSR. Lastly, only a few GPS satellites were in operation in the late 1980s and an enemy, knowing when the satellites would be in position, might also know when to expect the missiles and thus when to prepare for them.

    Flight testing began in August 1987, and a year later the CALCM was declared operational. More than three dozen were put into storage igloos at Barksdale, where they waited for three years.

    When Iraqi forces rolled into Kuwait on August 2, 1990, US forces in the region were few and certainly not up to the task of repelling an invasion of Saudi Arabia.

    The CALCMs were unsheathed. “We stood them up on alert because we were trying to give the national command authorities some options,” recalled Lt. Gen. Buster C. Glosson, one of the Persian Gulf air war’s chief architects and targeters.

    Air Force leaders advised the National Security Council that CALCMs were available to send against Iraq’s command, control, and communications nodes, its electrical grid, and other high-value targets, all within a day’s flying time.

    “We wanted to give them a capability, even though admittedly it was limited,” General Glosson said, “because at that point in time there weren’t that many other options available for any action the President might have wanted to take.”

    Because of the limited number of CALCMs, and the inability to follow through immediately with a wider air campaign, the weapon chiefly offered a chance to make “a political statement” rather than deal a crippling blow, General Glosson said.

    Lt. Col. Jay Beard, commander of the 596th Bomb Squadron, was ordered to get ready. Access to the CALCM had been kept “to an absolute minimum,” Colonel Beard said. Only one crew–which had flight-tested the weapon–was available to operate it. More would be needed to carry out the kind of strike Strategic Air Command had offered the White House.

    In just a few weeks, fifteen crews were introduced to the “Secret Squirrel,” a moniker picked because “we couldn’t say the real code name [“Senior Surprise”] out loud, and it had the same initials,” noted Maj. Steve Hess, chief weapon system officer for the unit.

    TL/DR version:  In the late 80’s the Air Force shoved a cruise missile into a B-52, and decided to drop them on strategic targets in the opening days of the war.  Knowledge of the project was kept to a minimum number of people.

    The sad part is as I looked into this, I found blurbs of an old cartoon by Hannah-Barberra.

    Is this beer any good?  Of course it is, but not just because it was a gift.  It is an amber ale.  It had been a while since I had an amber since it is somewhat out of season in Arizona and I simply was not interested in picking up Fat Tire.  This one is overall balanced to the hoppy end of the spectrum, but not overpowering.  If it is available in the area, I highly recommend it.  Smog City Saber-Tooth Squirrel Amber Ale:  4/5

  • Saturday Morning Millionaire Links

    Well, we hit a million comments. And we’re also about to hit 50 intelligent comments. So let’s celebrate by putting up the usual ratio.

    Birthdays today include one more WR disappointment for the Ravens; a real animal; the pride of Team Blue; my nomination for the greatest scientist of the 20th century and certainly the most interesting one; and the guy who brought performance to painting.

    News to follow.


     

    Hold me back.

     

    The Glibertarians aren’t just all about fun, we have a purpose.

     

    A small step, but in the right direction.

     

    This is keeping government off the streets and out of trouble. Or on second thought, maybe not.

     

    This, too.

     

    Team Blue: totally not antisemitic. 

     

    Peak Helium?

     

    Happy Birthday indeed.

     

    The comments here are unintentionally hilarious. Or maybe intentionally. Either way, (((we))) should be armed. There’s lots of Sheedys in this world.

     

    Hey, do NOT horn in on my shtick.

     

    I’m shocked at this incompetence. Shocked, I say.

     

    I’m equally shocked at this. Shocked!

     

    OUCH.

     

     

     


     

    Old Guy Music returns to my roots. In this case, Jaki Byard and Roy Haynes (fantastic combination) backing up Eric Dolphy and Freddie Hubbard running through a standard. I can say without fear of contradiction that Dolphy was the best bass clarinet player in jazz history (sorry Bennie Maupin, but second place here ain’t bad). Listen and you’ll agree.

     

  • SEA SMITH FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS

    SEA SMITH SAY HI!

    SEA SMITH HAPPY HE GET TURN AT LINKS. HE LIKE WHEN HE GIVE LINKS FOR GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS. IT NICE BREAK FROM EXAMINE SHIPS. BY EXAMINE, MEAN RAPE. SHIPS. AND CREW. BUT SEA SMITH NOT BLAME SOMETIME. HE NOT NEAR GREECE! NOW SEA SMITH LAUGH – HE NOT STOP BY COATING. HE STILL “INVASIVE SPECIES” IYKWSSMAITYD.

    ENJOY LINKS. THAT SEA SMITH GIVE. HERE. FOR YOU.

    1. SEA SMITH SHOCKED. SHOCKED HE SAY! LUCKY SEA SMITH ANSWER EMAIL FROM OIL MINISTER LAST WEEK! SEA SMITH WAIT FOR TREASURE NOW.
    2. THIS NOT PROBLEM FOR SEA SMITH. HE LAUGH AT HOOMANS WHO DO THIS.
    3. THIS PLEASANT SURPRISE SEA SMITH. THEM NOT KNOW SAY “I WAS IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE” OR “FURTIVE MOVEMENT”?

    MUSIC LINK!

     

    COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE!

    NICE FISHIE!
  • Friday Afternoon Links

    Thoughts and prayers welcome as I prepare for a  weekend alone with the kids. I’m trying to make the best of it, and taking them on a pirate ship tomorrow. Because Florida Man. And also, because it includes water gun fights for the kids and free beer for me. A two-hour tour…

    Trans-Am Joe finds the libertarian position on occupational licensing? At an IBEW meeting? I’m not sure the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers necessarily wants to lower the barriers to entry in their field.

    The Average American hasn’t made a new friend in 5 years. Luckily, I have new Glibs instead of new friends.

    Anything we can do Europe does bigger. Including the measles. I wish the Lancet and the guy who fabricated the autism link would be sued into nothingness.

    Look, if this was me making the sign, it would mean that all of my buddies watching had to take a punch in the nuts for getting circled on TV.

    Hopefully, this is not my weekend.

  • Muh Culture!!: Conservative Values in a Libertarian Society

    10Politics is downstream from culture.

    This has become a popular turn of phrase in conservative and libertarian circles.  And, by all means, there’s certainly a lot of truth to it.  But, I think it misses an incredibly important point.  It’s a mistake to treat culture itself as an entirely exogenous variable.  Culture doesn’t happen in a vacuum.  Culture itself is shaped and altered by policy, and consequently politics.  That is to say, if politics is downstream from culture, it’s also a tributary into the culture.

    But, how do politics shape culture, you might ask.  Well, you first have to consider the nature of what is culture.  Culture is the manifestation of the social beliefs, values, conventions and tastes shared by a group of people.  But, all of those things happen in the context of the success they produce for those who practice them.  A great many, if not all, cultural traits arise because they work.  They provide a practical advantage in the conditions in which they are adopted.  In fact, they very well may become elements of the culture precisely because they provide such advantages.  Success breeds imitation and imitation breeds institutionalization.  To the point that the initial advantage may well be beside the point.  But those conditions are hugely affected by the politics prevalent in the society in which they are adopted.

    As just one example, you see longstanding reputations for a poor work ethic for certain cultures.  Why would that be?  I’m not saying that it’s not just the random interplay of luck or providence with certainty.  But, you find a remarkable correlation of those cultures regarded as having poor work ethics and those cultures with high levels of official predation.  For the libertarian, this relationship should be obvious.  If the consequence of your busting your behind is just going to be that the guy with the club bashes you over the head and takes your stuff, busting your butt is a suckers’ game.  It’s not surprising, then, that you don’t see work elevated to a particularly high status in those societies.

    All of which brings us to a point of contention between libertarians and social conservatives.  “What sort of licentious den of iniquity would a libertarian society look like,” social conservatives ask, “without laws to uphold standards of decency and public morality”.  And if their solution is an abysmal one, their concerns aren’t necessarily unreasonable.  I think it is fair to say that, at least in some ways, we’ve become a coarser, less responsible (if more “genuine”, whatever the hell that means) society over the last few generations.

    I think the point they miss is not that politics is downstream from culture, but the fact that politics is a tributary into culture.  A libertarian society would create a particular form of culture.  And in many regards, that culture would be remarkably conservative in its values, habits and behaviors.  In many regards, libertopia would look much more like Mayberry than like Mad Max.

    This notion might seem counter-intuitive at first glance.  How can a society that provides less, or even no, enforcement of traditional values have more popular adherence to traditional values?  Because traditional values, for the most part, work.  Not universally.  Not perfectly flawlessly.  And developments might make them less useful over time.  But, as a general rule, adhering to them makes for a better life.  You’re more likely to be successful, happy, and fulfilled if you work hard, don’t philander, stay in school, exercise sobriety or at least moderation, and have an active spiritual life.

    And, in a libertarian society, you’re much more responsible for ensuring your own success than you are under the status quo.  Absent the mandated, state-sponsored, safety net, the consequences of vice are more likely to fall on those engaged in that vice.  Not only does that affect incentives, that change in incentives can change the culture.  If a behavior makes you less successful, that behavior becomes less popular and that change in popularity itself makes that behavior less acceptable.

    The cost of vice, though, regularly indulged in, isn’t trivial.  You don’t have a lot of prospects in the world if you regularly show up to work hung over or coming down from a cocaine bender.  Single motherhood, absent outside help, is a major life challenge to the single mother as much as the child.  And being a “player” is a bad reputation because it’s more likely to leave his female romantic prospects in that situation.  A liar or a cheat is something that you don’t want to be because your audience has significant incentive not to trust you.  In a libertarian society, simple reality provides strong incentives to avoid vice.

    But those incentives are not in play under the status quo.  The safety net provides a floor on the consequences of vice.  You don’t have to believe the cliché of the welfare mother pumping out babies to increase her welfare check to understand that that check does reduce her downside to having sex with a guy who isn’t going to support her.  And, on the margins, that matters.  You don’t have to be a teetotaler panicking about the dangers of demon rum to recognize that some people will indulge in the nightlife more aggressively if getting fired means they’ve lost their only source of income.

    Now, living with the consequences of your vices might seem a brutal, even vicious means of punishment.  Harsher, perhaps, than the legal penalties imposed by the social conservatives.  However, the removal of the state-sponsored safety net doesn’t mean the abandonment of any safety net.  It’s not the case that, before 1932, every minor transgression in human behavior meant certain ruin.  People relied on civil society for their safety net.  They turned to their churches, the local lodge of their fraternal organizations, their unions and private charities for help when they’d fallen on hard times.

    But, unlike the government, these institutions had an ability to draw distinctions, to discriminate.  They could demand the person asking for their help change his behavior and refuse him assistance if he didn’t change.  But, the government can’t do that.  And I’m not sure I’d want it to be able to.  Not only is there a real matter of equal protection to consider, but the concentrated political demands of those demanding assistance despite their vices provide a much more powerful constituency than the diffuse expectations of those expected to pay for it.

    Unfortunately, the space of civil society has fallen dramatically.  In his 1995 essay Bowling Alone, Robert Putnam discussed the decline in American “social capital” and civil society in the post-World War II era.  One of the examples he cites is the decline in bowling league participation even as the number of bowlers has increased (hence the title of his essay).  However, this was not always the case.  Consider this quote from Alexis de Tocqueville’s Democracy in America,

    “In the United States, as soon as several inhabitants have taken an opinion or an idea they wish to promote in society, they seek each other out and unite together once they have made contact. From that moment, they are no longer isolated but have become a power seen from afar whose activities serve as an example and whose words are heeded”

    The America that de Tocqueville was describing was the America of the 1830’s.  It was an America where the government played, at most, a negligible role in the life of the country of the life of most citizens.  And what he found astonished him.  This was in contrast to his experience in the more heavily ruled and governed Europe, where such institutions were much sparser.  Huge swaths of the American civil society that remain with us to this day were formed in this era preceding the rise of the government leviathan, the SPCA, the Red Cross, the Salvation Army, various local hospitals, various colleges.

    Putnam examines and largely dismisses the notion that this phenomenon might be a result of women entering the workforce.  Instead, he suggests, the more likely cause is the rise of television.  What he misses is the explosion in the size and scope of government at all levels:

    Government grows at the expense of civil society.  There’s a crowding out effect.  And that reduced role for civil society translates to a diminished respect for traditional values.  It’s not shocking, to me at least, that the Baby Boom generation, the first to grow up with this expanded role of government as normal, was the first that turned away from both civil society and traditional values.

    “But,” a hypothetical social conservative might counter, “even if limited government will give us much the same thing, surely the right top men could institute policies that would get us there faster.”   But, that’s doubtful.  As I note before, vice will inevitably have a greater constituency than its absence.  Vice, after all, is fun, at least while you’re doing it.  And trying to tamp out others’ fun makes you, well, kind of a killjoy.  So, when you leave these decisions to the government, there’s going to be an inevitable drift toward vice.  That is unless there is an ongoing expenditure of energy on new moral crusades, which people tire of eventually, anyway, the inevitable trend is toward vice.

    So, in a world where politics is downstream from culture and where culture is downstream from politics, the sensible stand for social conservatives is actually libertarianism.  While it may not give them their ideal world, it is a world far closer to it than they can hope to achieve through ever-expanding government.

  • Friday Morning Pre-Drunk Links

    Friday arrives, and with it, my friend Frigga. Here in Arizona, the gila monsters are happily chirping, the coyotes are contentedly munching on roadrunners, and Sheriff Joe is on the veranda of his estate, sipping Montrachet. And here I am putting links together before the crack of dawn. Where the fuck did I go wrong in life?

    Happy Birthday today to an actor who had LDS; some guy you kids wouldn’t know; living proof that attitude is more important than actual talent; and of course, a brown frothy ooze.

    And ooze rhymes with news, so let’s get to the brown, frothy news items.

     


     

    Nice that you’ve suddenly figured this out.

     

    “I’m fired up, can’t grammar no more!”

     

    DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

     

    He seems nice.

     

    They seem nice.

     

    You have to admire someone who brings Jews and Muslims together.

     

    #metoo.

     

    Apparently, we don’t care about officer safety anymore.

     

    Dark humor?

     

    OK, which of you is this?

     

    Don’t mess with Texas.

     


     

    Old Guy Music features someone I posted about last week, Popa Chubby, nee Ted Horowitz. It takes balls to cover a Hendrix cover, it takes talent to pull it off. Popa has talent.

     

  • Learn Japanese Through Anime Titles – 俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない – “My Little Sister Can’t Be This Cute”

    Source: Wikipedia Image

    For our second installment of learning Japanese through anime titles I’d like to suggest that some Japanese animation does, in fact, revolve around an unnatural attraction to one’s younger sister.

    Japanese: 俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない (Ore no Imōto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai)

    English: “My Little Sister Can’t Be This Cute”

    俺 “ore” – pronoun for “I”.  It’s masculine and casual.  So we immediately assume the speaker is likely male.

    の – “no” -equivalent to ” ‘s” in English.

    妹 – “imouto” – my younger sister.

    が – “ga” – grammar particle – marks the subject of a sentence.

    こんな -“konna” – “like this”.

    に – “ni” – grammar particle – turns the phrase above into an adverb.

    可愛い – “kawaii” – word that encompasses “cute” and whole lot more in Japanese.  (1) cute, adorable, charming, lovely, pretty, (2) dear, darling, pet, (3) little, tiny.  Just to make things interesting this word is an i-adjective in Japanese and has the properties of a verb in English.

    わけがない – “wakeganai” – we can break this phrase down into individual words and grammar, but it is much easier to think of it as set phrase “(there is) no reason”.


    What I want to draw attention to is that Japanese makes distinctions between “in groups” and “out groups” and within the family based on birth order.

    Here we have “imouto” all by itself so the inference would be that it is the speaker’s younger sentence.  If someone says “imouto-san” we would assume he or she was speaking about someone else’s little sister.  The “san” prefix works like “Mr, Ms, etc.” but can attach to first and last names as well as certain nouns.

    However, not all family related words work like this.  Let’s look the Japanese for “older sister”.

    姉 (あね) – “ane”.  This would refer to my older sister.  However, that’s not what most siblings would call her.  They most likely would use お姉さん (おねえさん) – “oneesan” when speaking directly to her.  If he or she were speaking to a third party about his or her older sister, however, the speaker would use “ane”.  For example, “ane is married” or “my older sister is married”.

    An outsider will always use the “-san” form.  “How is your imouto-san doing?”  or “How is your onee-san doing?”.

    Within the family names for the older sister things get interesting.  Usually the older sister would refer to her younger sister by first name (without “san”) or by some nickname.  However, in most families the younger sister will refer to her older sister with some variation of “oneesan” or possibly a nickname with some suffix showing respect such as “san”.  For example, “oneesan, dinner is ready”.


    Summary:

    Kyosuke Kosaka, a normal 17-year-old high school student living in Chiba, has not gotten along with his younger sister Kirino in years. For longer than he can remember, Kirino has ignored his comings and goings and looked at him with spurning eyes. It seemed as if the relationship between Kyosuke and his sister, now fourteen, would continue this way forever. One day however, Kyosuke finds a DVD case of a magical girl anime which had fallen in his house’s entrance way. To Kyosuke’s surprise, he finds a hidden eroge inside the case and he soon learns that both the DVD and the game belong to Kirino. That night, Kirino brings Kyosuke to her room and reveals herself to be an otaku with an extensive collection of moe anime and younger sister-themed eroge she has been collecting in secret. Kyosuke quickly becomes Kirino’s confidant for her secret hobby. The series then follows Kyosuke’s efforts to help his sister to reconcile her personal life with her secret hobbies, while restoring their broken relationship and coming to terms with their true feelings for each other.

    Source: Wikipedia

    There are two ways to view this anime.  One is that it is a meta criticism of all the current anime tropes that are so popular right now.  It has absolutely mediocre animation, but an “A-list” cast of Japanese voice talent. I don’t think you could have more stereotypes in one series.  It actually has different endings, similar to Japanese gal games, where the protagonist ends up with different heroines. The other, and sadly quite possible, viewpoint is that they threw as much stuff as they possibly could into one work and cynically knew that it would be a hit whatever they did.

    Not recommended for anyone but hardcore anime otaku.