This is some Bullshit, I thought patrons got a one time shout out in the credits. I feel dirty and used, I’m going to go cry in the shower.
CPRM
I didn’t realize I hadn’t recorded anything for the credits until I was finishing up. And your first payment isn’t until the beginning of next month, SO GO FUCK YOURSELF!
The stains on the tie/shirt tie the whole video together. Today was like watching presidential history unfold. The best of times. I am grateful to all of you that make us pedestrians a part of it.
Don Escaped Texas
Schlafly Oatmeal Stout
reasonable, nothing special; inferior to the Poet or Guinness but serviceable
$11 for 6, so not a great value
Spudalicious
I had an Anderson Valley Bourbon Barrel Stout. Nice stuff, decent price.
Don Escaped Texas
cashier had cute frames and didn’t mind my noticing at all
This was very good, CPRM. It reminds me of Kyle Dunnigan, and he is a professional comedian.
Chipping Pioneer
More irritating:
Greinke vs. Scherzer
OR
Seles vs. S. Williams
Discuss…
/also: nice work, CPRM; Hillary intro was creepy
Don Escaped Texas
Game 7
I’m carding it out, of course. My son is a huge Houston homer; I’m a fixed NL man; we’ve watched many games together in that park (more an arena, really).
a/ meh: the season’s over; the championship isn’t remotely as interesting as the season, as the journey
b/ meh: AL home rules
robc
NL is gonna win. Astros are still NL in my brain.
Jarflax
^This. And Brewers are AL damn it.
robc
You mean the Pilots?
Also, hoping the Expos can finally bring a title to Washington.
Jarflax
You aren’t old enough for that one! Hell I am not old enough. I was 16-23 months old.
robc
I think I was born during the one pilots season.
robc
I may not be old enough, but I still consider the Orioles the Browns.
Seriously though, it’s a good message because he’s an execrable person. It’s an acknowledgement that the way Trump wins is via the “fuck the establishment, I hate you so much that I’ll vote for this asshole” voters.
R C Dean
That would be me.
hayeksplosives
Holy cow, that was hilarious!!
Thank you.
Also, Zorro the Gay Blade is one of my all-time obscure favorite movies.
robc
2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits, a peso.
hayeksplosives
Thank God for small favors!!
hayeksplosives
Tell the people Zorro is back! To defend the defenseless! Befriend the friendless! And to defeat…the defeatless!
Cage will play a janitor, forced to spend the night in a twisted amusement park where he is pulled into a living nightmare. As the threatening animatronic characters come to life, the janitor has to fight his way from one monster to another to survive until morning and get out of the park.
“You want the worst and the best comedians to try because you never know. This study will cripple bravery.
“I really think it’s unnecessary to do this study. They could’ve done something progressive.”
63% of women are intimidated by dumb stories.
In many of the studies they looked at, men and women were asked to write a funny caption to accompany a cartoon – and then independent judges rated their funniness without knowing their gender.
Dr Gil said the results found that “to the best of our knowledge, on average, men appear to have higher humour production ability than women”.
A, that was their poor editing. Two, print this up and put it next to your wife’s makeup or shoes or in the kitchen so she sees it.
Jarflax
Nest thing you’ll be claiming men are more athletic! despite the clear proof to the contrary
Gender Traitor
He says evidence suggests humour plays a “major role in mating”.
The lecturer said women tend to look for a sense of humour in a partner as it is “strongly correlated with intelligence”.
One of President Trump’s judicial nominees started crying in the middle of his Senate Judiciary Committee hearing over a particularly brutal review of his work in an American Bar Association-signed letter.
Lawrence VanDyke, up for a spot on the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, was questioned about the contents of the letter by Sen. Josh Hawley, a Republican, who noted that it said he was ‘arrogant,’ ‘lacking in the knowledge of the day-to-day practice of law’ and ‘would not say affirmatively that he would be fair to any litigant before him, notably members of the LGBTQ community.’
Ironic, because crying because people were man is totally gay.
Crusty Juggler
*Mean* Gosh.
Brett L
Cry at home with an empty fifth of liquor and a pistol in your mouth like a man you fuck.
MILAN — Fiat Chrysler Automobiles NV and Peugeot maker PSA Group of France have agreed on the terms of a merger that would create one of the world’s largest auto makers by volume with a market value of $48.4 billion
If you thought a Citroën was a certified POS before, wait until you’ve asked Tony to fix it again.
Don Escaped Texas
Nash-Kelvinator-Hudson trophy for 2019 is awarded to . . .
mikey
Hey, now. I learned to drive in a Peugeot (403), my first new car was a Renault (R10), and we once owned a Citroen (GS Break), and I turned out sort of ok.
The Citroen was a cool little car until it dropped a valve.
And yeah, PSA is basically French for British Leyland.
Don Escaped Texas
I had a C8 in Rouen on a project recently: it’s garbage, basically a Pontiac Montana without the class.
Don Escaped Texas
college roommate had a yellow LeCar he called Mr French
PSA was the largest customer of the French firm I worked for
Jarflax
Now if only they can get Lucas revived and onboard to handle electrical. They can really set the automotive world on fire.
Tejicano
Don’t call on the prince of darkness!
Crusty Juggler
Citroen DS was an incredible vehicle and proved the Frogs, at some point, knew how to engineer good.
Their hydraulic suspensions required extremely high tolerances. Beyond that required for regular automotive production. As a result Citroen was at the time a world leader in precision mass production.
Don Escaped Texas
My son’s namesake had a 2CV or similar in Brasil in the 50s that ran okay enough for five years
Gustave Lytton
Is that desperation I smell?
kinnath
All I know, is that Nissan/Renault backed out of merging with Fiat/Chrysler because of regulatory issues. I was overjoyed.
Gustave Lytton
And Nissan conspired with the Japanese government to get rid of Ghosn when he attempted to formalize those two.
kinnath
yup.
Good thing I don’t need to buy another vehicle for 5 or 6 years.
Hopefully they don’t fuck the company up too much.
Don’t read it if you a gay ass sensie or have feelings or something else gay going on.
hayeksplosives
This game 7 is getting good…
Chipping Pioneer
I’ve got to get up at 5:30. Could they just call it after 7?
hayeksplosives
Lolz.
Nope. This is a fight to the death, no matter how many innings.
The commenters just mentioned that the Astros and the Nationals share the same preseason practice facility, so the losing team will have to see the winning team’s banner at that facility next year.
I don’t care if it’s a joke. I don’t care if it’s meant to be ironic. Dressing up like the coward who murdered Robert F. Kennedy is beyond tone-deaf. It’s disgraceful, and if I see it anywhere, I’m giving that person an earful, because there’s simply no excuse.
imho the author is right
straffinrun
Oswald gave JFK an earful.
Brett L
Back. And to the left.
Gustave Lytton
The Kennedy boys spit roasting Marilyn Monroe? Wannafud?
Brett L
Sorry. That’s the summary of the 2nd shooter argument from the Zapruder film. JFK’s head move back and to the left so the shooter must be in front of him.
hayeksplosives
Man, you made me sputter my cocktail!!
Sir Digby
sputter my cocktail
That is a rather classy euphemism.
hayeksplosives
I will demonstrate when we finally manage a North Texas Glibs meet-up
Sir Digby
::slowly raises lowers hand::
Don Escaped Texas
Joe T Garcia’s patio or bust
Tejicano
A former Marine buddy of mine – Korean War vet, stayed here after being stationed here after that – told a small group of us that he was Oswald’s shooting coach on the rifle range. Talk about doing that one job so well.
KSuellington
I don’t care what that author thinks, I’ve invested a lot of time and effort into a sexy Sirhan Sirhan costume and it’s not going to waste.
Sir Digby
sexy Sirhan Sirhan
Band name. Totally.
Gustave Lytton
Is she even old enough to remember RFK? And who is dressing up as Sirhan Sirhan anyways?
straffinrun
It’s gotta be a parody. Funny as hell even if it’s not.
Trigger Hippie
Yeah, I’d say this most micro of microaggressions just punctuates her view on the absurdity of it all.
Chafed
It’s from Clickhole. It is a parody.
straffinrun
Well done parody, too. Believably absurd.
KSuellington
Heh, heh, it’s tough to tell anymore. Well done.
Gustave Lytton
I’m going to get off my lawn then. I’m not up on the parody sites.
Babylon Bee is still real, right?
Crusty Juggler
Maybe.
Brett L
Who the fuck dresses up like a B team assassin?
Tejicano
OK, wait a minute. So now anti-zionist Palestinians are NOT good anymore? When did this happen? I’m trying to catch up here.
top adviser for Russian and European affairs is leaving his job at the White House, a day before he’s scheduled to testify before the House impeachment investigators, a senior administration official said Wednesday.
Tim Morrison owes his job at the National Security Council to Trump, but his testimony Thursday in the House impeachment inquiry might be central to a push to remove the president from office.
straffinrun
Lemme guess since I’m not watching it. “The Nationals are 4 outs away from becoming the champions of baseball. The Astros are gonna have to dig deep and find out what they’re made of.”
Chafed
I haven’t watched baseball since the second strike. I’m sure you are right.
straffinrun
“It all comes down to this. A whole season of baseball.”
mikey
But did they “show up to play”?
straffinrun
“Yessir. They’re putting it all on the line.”
straffinrun
“And that, my friends, is the fat lady singing as she pounds the final nail into the curtains.”
Gustave Lytton
SugarFree has forever changed Subaru commercials for me. The one where the daughter pushes the parents over the cliff has been airing repeatedly tonight.
hayeksplosives
That was his finest work.
Chafed
Airplane is on Showtime. That movie is still hysterical after all these years.
There are cast interviews on the DVD version that I have. It has the two jive-speakin’ dudes speaking regular English but with Jive subtitles down below.
KSuellington
Looks like i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
hayeksplosives
I still say that at work.
Don Escaped Texas
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/auburn-tree-poisoner-fails-to-appear-in-court-for-hearing/ar-AAJAGtI
OPELIKA, Ala. (AP) — The University of Alabama fan convicted of poisoning Auburn University’s oak trees failed to attend a hearing Wednesday on why he hasn’t paid court-ordered restitution. . . . Harvey Updyke, a retired Texas state trooper who lives in Louisiana. . . .Updyke pleaded guilty in 2013 to poisoning trees at Auburn’s Toomer’s Corner. Court records show Updyke has paid only $6,900 of about $800,000 he was ordered to pay in penalties and restitution.
Sir Digby
a retired Texas state trooper
I’m gonna go out on a limb here, and guess at the reason he didn’t show
Don Escaped Texas
he’s going to jail
nothing wrong with being sick, but your attorney makes those presentations at the right time; if you don’t show at all, no Texas court is going to defend that shit
CPRM
He was shooting a lady in her own home?
Sir Digby
Oh, doesn’t have to do anything. Simply being a retired trooper is reason enough to ignore whatever the plebe court says.
straffinrun
Perfectly fitting for DC to be hoisting the trophy of a crony capitalist league.
straffinrun
Can someone do me a solid and hook me up with some 2019 anthem rock? My hatred of humanity is wavering.
I’d think if we were running it the tower response would be,”quit asking me for permission, you sissy bitch! And stop interrupting my black jack game with these hookers! Hold on, I gotta do a line…Hey, you messican get back here, we haven’t had ass sex yet!”
Gustave, you made me feel like a pervert. This is the first time I ever got hard looking a bowl of rice.
Rhywun
Oh, chepped liver over here, huh?
Fine. You get credit for acknowledging my teenaged attraction to the Nordic pretty-boy too.
Gustave Lytton
Her knife skills have been rightly critiqued before, but she wears AC/DC and Kraftwerk t shirts and she can make a sammich. If it wasn’t for her hideous tattoos, I’d be in love.
Gustave Lytton
And she needs to clean her stove.
Sir Digby
And she needs to clean her stove.
I…..wouldn’t know.
/Damn, these euphs are getting interesting! Disgusting, too.
CPRM
I bet she uses an automatic oven cleaner, if you know what I mean…/virgin
CPRM
Ok, I’m going to lay down for a few hours and pretend to sleep so the man doesn’t catch on, but first some pre-fame Fastball.
The tits may be on the small side but the nipples are too perfect not to post.
KSuellington
It’s the night before Halloween, so with Nosferatu playing in the background I read the voter’s guide, they both want to suck my blood. Funny that the local branch of the Libertarian party wrote most of the rebuttals. All that shit will get passed, a nice new fat bond for “affordable housing” that will tack an extra hundred or two on my property tax bill.
Sir Digby
It’s always such a treat to see that “affordable” means someone else paid.
CPRM
AND, the price is inflated, because we can’t have poor people living ‘substandard’ housing, that standard being set by some bureaucrat getting kick-backs from all the contractors.
Gustave Lytton
Breaking legs and handing out rickety crutches.
CPRM
Meh, a rickety morphine pump is probably more apt. Crutches can actually lead to the problem being healed.
Sir Digby
To be fair, if the problem is ‘not enough morphine’, that pump will probably be a ‘positive’.
KSuellington
It is much more affordable for me to have you pay for it. I’ll vote yes to you paying. It’s really only fair.
Rhywun
Be sure to thank Big Brother for “reducing” the homeless count to x greater than it was last year.
KSuellington
There is actually a proposition to make it easier for the city government to build affordable housing, that is to reduce the burocracia that prevents more building. You can’t make this shit up.
Rhywun
It’s the same shit with my governor bragging about tax breaks for fashionable industries. It makes you want to bang your head against a wall, doesn’t it?
KSuellington
It’s infuriating. To save myself from head injuries I mostly concentrate on keeping the family fed and happy. Beer helps as well. Life is a gift. I’m happy to live it. I hope that the standard of living can at least maintain, but it seems like there is a movement against prosperity.
Rhywun
there is a movement against prosperity
Yeah, no kidding. Gaia wants you to suffer.
Gustave Lytton
Mother Nature is a [banned in MA].
Sir Digby
Bah, ? Gaia, and her underlings.
Chafed
Here in CA there is. Between the coasts, it’s substantially better.
From the rumors I’ve heard I don’t think the hat is big enough to fit Crusty.
Sir Digby
There are rumors? Man, this late-night stuff means I miss out on…well, weird crap, apparently.
hayeksplosives
I just watched Dolomite (Eddie Murphy) on Netflix.
Fucking hilarious
dbleagle
I watched it last night. I totally agree with your thoughts.
I remember Dolomite was part of a three feature night at the drive-in in 1975 that I saw with a group of friends. I thought the Netflix would just be a remake. I am glad it wasn’t.
dbleagle
I saw the trailer for “Midway” it looks like it will be another POS like “Pearl Harbor” was. The historical errors in the trailer were enough for me to damn it. Who the fuck thought it would work to have “Woody” from Cheers cast as Admiral Nimitz?
Sir Digby
A. Just watched Dolemite last night, too. IT was very good, and I’m glad it was Netflix (as opposed to having to wait for it to leave the theater-style Netflix).
B. That makes me sad about the Midway movie. I wasn’t exactly hopeful about the cast, but, was willing to give it a shot. Maybe, after it leaves the theater…
hayeksplosives
I hear ya cluckin’, big chicken.
I walked out of Pearl Harbor. Never had done that before.
Sir Digby
Dang! That’s a thumb’s down.
/never watched it
Tejicano
I vaguely remember seeing that, or part of it, somewhere. Probably on a flight. My memory was that it looked like the director wanted to make some kind of 1960’s beach movie but was given a script and budget for a WWII epic so he wedged as much of his boy-girl romance story into the given script as possible.
Sir Digby
wedged as much of his boy-girl romance
go on…
Tejicano
That’s why I characterized it as “1960’s beach movie” – about as much sexual tension as a glass of milk.
Sir Digby
a glass of milk
That’s not milk! EEEEWWWW!!
/it’s late
Tejicano
“Hey uncle Rob, I got up early and milked the cow.”
“Arnold, we don’t have a cow. That’s a bull.”
KSuellington
Dolemite was terrific, Eddie returning to good form.
straffinrun
Mojo nailed it with that ear worm upthread. Been humming it myself for the past two hours. That note she hits at 2:44 is insane.
dbleagle
That was a good ear worm. Here is a multi-generational ear worm. Sing it with your kid and your mother-in-law.
High winds, lots of water, and, now–fire. Japan is getting a snoot full of the elements.
dbleagle
Well they should have read the country inspector report. Who builds next to a continental plate subduction zone.
(oh yeah, lot’s of folks)
Tejicano
I was watching that on the news on the TV in the gym. I saw them dumping water from a fire hose on the roof. Hm… isn’t a roof designed to shunt water off the structure? Shouldn’t they be dumping that into the structure somewhere below the roof? The roof tiles weren’t going to catch fire so I’m not sure what the point was.
dbleagle
The report says it was the replica constructed in 1992 that burned. It is unfortunate, but surprising they didn’t include sufficient fire suppression. The Japanese are good with the fire codes.
Tejicano
Almost all “historic” buildings in Japan have been rebuilt at one time or another in the centuries since they were first constructed. AFAIK very few old buildings in Japan are as old as you might believe when visiting them. I have seen some specific beams in historic buildings in Kyoto which were the original wood from centuries ago but those are rare.
In the case of the Shuri castle I’m pretty sure it was just a structure similar to the original castle, built on/near the original site. It’s been decades since I visited it so the details in my mind are thin.
dbleagle
So what is an ear worm that has a parody ear worm? Q-worthy.
“I really think it’s unnecessary to do this study. They could’ve done something progressive.”
Scrolling through last nights chit-chat and I find this. Good catch Crusty. That is the proggie position in a nutshell. We don’t need to know things that are true, we just need to advance the narrative.
leon
I just think it’s funny that they say , why study this, when you have them thinking dog park rape is the best thing ever.
TARDIS
Well the west coast and night owl Glibs certainly had a lively time last night.?
Comments
337 responses to “The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 22: The Gay Blade”
Ok that was funny, yugely!
I love the intro. That’s the perfect Hillary visual.
Seconded.
That tongue-bitter. Ha!
Very nice, CPRM. I loved it. Worth every penny I give you.
Nice, but who is the thicc one in the white sexys?
Well, one of you Shitlords made this:
https://imgur.com/a/jVTo69Z
But I know nothing of the original reference.
::slowly
raiseslowers hand::Look at you getting fan mail.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, TRUMPTARD!
Fair and balanced kneejerking tonight?
SHUT UP, LIBTARD!
I’ve always been crazy like a fox.
That was beautiful.
*wipes away tear*
This is some Bullshit, I thought patrons got a one time shout out in the credits. I feel dirty and used, I’m going to go cry in the shower.
I didn’t realize I hadn’t recorded anything for the credits until I was finishing up. And your first payment isn’t until the beginning of next month, SO GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Fair enough.
If you aren’t named next Wednesday we’ll sue!
Damn straight, that’s gotta be some kind of slander or market manipulation.
Hateful silence
Bravo!
Never change, Hype.
You don’t have to worry about that.
Always trollin’.
Sorro the gay blade is one of my wife’s favorite movies. She was elated to see it on the marquee in “Joker”.
Zorro. Auto correct + sidebar blocking = fun errors
You’re safe, Gay porn producers appear to have missed the bet, a search for sorro the gay blade turns up nothing.
FIFY
Noice.
I can’t make out the last line the hat says.
“Because you’re not a Great American!”-Sean Hannity
Is that Hillary into a parody of Prince of Darkness dream?
Here is the clip.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MWbFni6_25Y
We can go with this, makes me sound a lot smarter.
I laughed hard a few times. Great stuff.
“I think their all retarded. Some of them physically as well as mentally. “
That One got me good.
#metoo
The interplay between Trump and his minions… most excellent!
Nicely done. The “physically retarded” comment was directed at OMWC.
VSCO-ween
skskskskks i oop
The stains on the tie/shirt tie the whole video together. Today was like watching presidential history unfold. The best of times. I am grateful to all of you that make us pedestrians a part of it.
Schlafly Oatmeal Stout
reasonable, nothing special; inferior to the Poet or Guinness but serviceable
$11 for 6, so not a great value
I had an Anderson Valley Bourbon Barrel Stout. Nice stuff, decent price.
cashier had cute frames and didn’t mind my noticing at all
Noyce.
Its the little things.
Named after the late Phyllis Schlafly, I assume?
This was very good, CPRM. It reminds me of Kyle Dunnigan, and he is a professional comedian.
More irritating:
Greinke vs. Scherzer
OR
Seles vs. S. Williams
Discuss…
/also: nice work, CPRM; Hillary intro was creepy
Game 7
I’m carding it out, of course. My son is a huge Houston homer; I’m a fixed NL man; we’ve watched many games together in that park (more an arena, really).
a/ meh: the season’s over; the championship isn’t remotely as interesting as the season, as the journey
b/ meh: AL home rules
NL is gonna win. Astros are still NL in my brain.
^This. And Brewers are AL damn it.
You mean the Pilots?
Also, hoping the Expos can finally bring a title to Washington.
You aren’t old enough for that one! Hell I am not old enough. I was 16-23 months old.
I think I was born during the one pilots season.
I may not be old enough, but I still consider the Orioles the Browns.
That one Pilots season was brilliantly chronicled by Jim Bouton in Ball Four.
related: fuck the Brewers . . . fuck them in the Bud
Jarflax: you’re a goddamned genius
Thanks for not Selig me short.
well played, sir !
Ginger or Mary Ann?
Darrin or Darrin?
Laverne or Shirley?
Leather or Pinky Tuscadero?
Both, neither, Shirley, Both
Your jib is cut in a manner I like.
I expect tha ‘Bole to have terrible opinions, but you disappoint me.
Leather Tuscadero is an all-timer, and Laverne Defazio drank milk and Pepsi, which means she is used to disgusting stuff.
Egg cream should only be made with Coke!
There are people with standards and then there’s the rest of you…
And fix your friggin’ avatar.
I don’t see an avatar, and I assume that I have been un-avatared by the people that be. The man, if you will. Them. The bosses. Those people.
Shots have been fired – or returned, for those of you who remember your history.
You need to reload it. WP strikes again.
Hold on there, Spud–I find CJ’s lack of avatar to be whimsically funny.
That IS what you were going for…right, CJ?
FUCK THE NATS!
OT:
“He’s No Mr. Nice Guy, but sometimes it takes a Donald Trump to change Washington”
I think that’s a pretty effective campaign message for him. Somebody on his campaign staff has been listening to the voters.
Ok…but change Washington into what?
The Potomac Tidal Swamp?
Something more comfortable?
The correct answer was Devastator.
Germany circa 1939?
Seriously though, it’s a good message because he’s an execrable person. It’s an acknowledgement that the way Trump wins is via the “fuck the establishment, I hate you so much that I’ll vote for this asshole” voters.
That would be me.
Holy cow, that was hilarious!!
Thank you.
Also, Zorro the Gay Blade is one of my all-time obscure favorite movies.
2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits, a peso.
Thank God for small favors!!
Tell the people Zorro is back! To defend the defenseless! Befriend the friendless! And to defeat…the defeatless!
And that would be no small feat!
So we were talking about the hawtness of the name Duncan last night …
Related.
*woof*
LOL he also guest-starred in arguably the worst episode of any Trek ever.
One of my many, many celebrity crushes.
I know what you’re doing
I see it all too clear
I only taste the saline
When I kiss away your tears
You really had me goin’
Wishin’ on a star
The black holes that surround you
Are heavier by far
I believed in your confusion
You were so completely torn
It must’ve been that yesterday
Was the day that I was born
There’s not much to examine
There’s nothing left to hide
You really can’t be serious
If you have to ask me why
I say goodbye
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Sometimes life is just worth living.
Men are funnier than women, study claims
63% of women are intimidated by dumb stories.
A, that was their poor editing. Two, print this up and put it next to your wife’s makeup or shoes or in the kitchen so she sees it.
Nest thing you’ll be claiming men are more athletic! despite the clear proof to the contrary
Can confirm.
Aside to CPRM: You made me laugh.
The pig says, “My wife is a slut.”
In a nutshell, Obama is saying we all need a little more aloha spirit—being respectful & caring for one another. Not being so quick to judge. Not seeing everything as black/white. I hope you’ll join me in bringing the spirit of aloha to the White House.
My God Hillary was right.
+1 clinger
Instant Pot keto Buffalo chicken soup. Throw a little fresh dill on top. Outstanding.
That sounds good.
Federal judge nominee breaks down in tears as American Bar Association reveals his fellow lawyers say he is lazy, arrogant, entitled, close-minded – and claim he is unwilling to promise to be fair to the LGBTQ community
Ironic, because crying because people were man is totally gay.
*Mean* Gosh.
Cry at home with an empty fifth of liquor and a pistol in your mouth like a man you fuck.
Daaaamn.
Too much?
Florida man at his finest.
Brett gets it.
That was kinda hawt.
Precede that with ex-sex and you’ve got a chapter.
Or just have the ex tell him that after the sex.
Bookmarked.
Nice Patagonia shirt.
the tallest mound of shit in human history
MILAN — Fiat Chrysler Automobiles NV and Peugeot maker PSA Group of France have agreed on the terms of a merger that would create one of the world’s largest auto makers by volume with a market value of $48.4 billion
If you thought a Citroën was a certified POS before, wait until you’ve asked Tony to fix it again.
Nash-Kelvinator-Hudson trophy for 2019 is awarded to . . .
Hey, now. I learned to drive in a Peugeot (403), my first new car was a Renault (R10), and we once owned a Citroen (GS Break), and I turned out sort of ok.
The Citroen was a cool little car until it dropped a valve.
And yeah, PSA is basically French for British Leyland.
I had a C8 in Rouen on a project recently: it’s garbage, basically a Pontiac Montana without the class.
college roommate had a yellow LeCar he called Mr French
PSA was the largest customer of the French firm I worked for
Now if only they can get Lucas revived and onboard to handle electrical. They can really set the automotive world on fire.
Don’t call on the prince of darkness!
Citroen DS was an incredible vehicle and proved the Frogs, at some point, knew how to engineer good.
You know who else tried to engineer good?
Tesla?
Carrol Shelby?
John DeLorean?
Mayans?
Joe Connoly?
Thomas?
hell, the French invented engineering . . . even the word
balistique, moment, Carnot, Eiffel, Diesel, baïonnette
Their hydraulic suspensions required extremely high tolerances. Beyond that required for regular automotive production. As a result Citroen was at the time a world leader in precision mass production.
My son’s namesake had a 2CV or similar in Brasil in the 50s that ran okay enough for five years
Is that desperation I smell?
All I know, is that Nissan/Renault backed out of merging with Fiat/Chrysler because of regulatory issues. I was overjoyed.
And Nissan conspired with the Japanese government to get rid of Ghosn when he attempted to formalize those two.
yup.
Good thing I don’t need to buy another vehicle for 5 or 6 years.
Hopefully they don’t fuck the company up too much.
This song about families made me think about HM, my YouTube hero.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/most-overrated-college-football-teams-after-9-weeks-nebraska-army-texas-and-others/ar-AAJx236?li=BBnba9I
I had dibs! This is an outrage!
seriously: my weekly BS is scheduled to drop tomorrow, probably 11pm
Your overrated list – my beloved Orangemen, Iowa State were on that list for sure – is really accurate. Good on ya.
I’m a heartless monster (I am the one Troo, as you know), but this story is infuriating.
Don’t read it if you a gay ass sensie or have feelings or something else gay going on.
This game 7 is getting good…
I’ve got to get up at 5:30. Could they just call it after 7?
Lolz.
Nope. This is a fight to the death, no matter how many innings.
The commenters just mentioned that the Astros and the Nationals share the same preseason practice facility, so the losing team will have to see the winning team’s banner at that facility next year.
Ouch.
same preseason practice facility
“which is unique”
by what standard could he possibly mean?
This made me so happy.
The death of Kevin Spacey’s accuser?
This is prob old news by now, but many of you are pretty witty, so let’s caption this pic
“Why don’t you put the dishes so they don’t fall down?”
“Then you pinch him between his balls and his butthole.”
Taint spanking monkeys would be a good band name.
“I love working three of you at once.”
“AOC doing her best Cuomo impression”
Yeah, something out of the Godfather.
I had to give Schiff and Schumer handjobs before being sworn into office…like playing the world’s smallest violins.
“…and then I grabbed her nipples, and it was SOOOOOOOO good…”
“So I met this guy named Swiss Servator and he was all like…”
She was practicing her Mussolini as her tyranny inspiration.
(Relevant GIF:
https://gfycat.com/hardtofindlongfishingcat
Well, she’s got his politics down pat, may as well go for his mannerisms too.
“And here, we see the Representative demonstrate the mating dance of the Soft-shell Crab people”
If I See Anyone Dressed Like Sirhan Sirhan This Halloween, They Will Be Getting A Piece Of My Mind
imho the author is right
Oswald gave JFK an earful.
Back. And to the left.
The Kennedy boys spit roasting Marilyn Monroe? Wannafud?
Sorry. That’s the summary of the 2nd shooter argument from the Zapruder film. JFK’s head move back and to the left so the shooter must be in front of him.
Man, you made me sputter my cocktail!!
That is a rather classy euphemism.
I will demonstrate when we finally manage a North Texas Glibs meet-up
::slowly
raiseslowers hand::Joe T Garcia’s patio or bust
A former Marine buddy of mine – Korean War vet, stayed here after being stationed here after that – told a small group of us that he was Oswald’s shooting coach on the rifle range. Talk about doing that one job so well.
I don’t care what that author thinks, I’ve invested a lot of time and effort into a sexy Sirhan Sirhan costume and it’s not going to waste.
Band name. Totally.
Is she even old enough to remember RFK? And who is dressing up as Sirhan Sirhan anyways?
It’s gotta be a parody. Funny as hell even if it’s not.
Yeah, I’d say this most micro of microaggressions just punctuates her view on the absurdity of it all.
It’s from Clickhole. It is a parody.
Well done parody, too. Believably absurd.
Heh, heh, it’s tough to tell anymore. Well done.
I’m going to get off my lawn then. I’m not up on the parody sites.
Babylon Bee is still real, right?
Maybe.
Who the fuck dresses up like a B team assassin?
OK, wait a minute. So now anti-zionist Palestinians are NOT good anymore? When did this happen? I’m trying to catch up here.
Trump adviser steps down
top adviser for Russian and European affairs is leaving his job at the White House, a day before he’s scheduled to testify before the House impeachment investigators, a senior administration official said Wednesday.
Tim Morrison owes his job at the National Security Council to Trump, but his testimony Thursday in the House impeachment inquiry might be central to a push to remove the president from office.
Lemme guess since I’m not watching it. “The Nationals are 4 outs away from becoming the champions of baseball. The Astros are gonna have to dig deep and find out what they’re made of.”
I haven’t watched baseball since the second strike. I’m sure you are right.
“It all comes down to this. A whole season of baseball.”
But did they “show up to play”?
“Yessir. They’re putting it all on the line.”
“And that, my friends, is the fat lady singing as she pounds the final nail into the curtains.”
SugarFree has forever changed Subaru commercials for me. The one where the daughter pushes the parents over the cliff has been airing repeatedly tonight.
That was his finest work.
Airplane is on Showtime. That movie is still hysterical after all these years.
Travel Wisconsin.
My sincere apologies for not being of use with the ‘toon, CP.
I wasn’t going to change anything, just wanted to see if it was going to be a major fail. You’re good hombre.
In case no one got the connection.
This is one time I wish the squirrels had caused a double post.
I could then, rightfully, link to : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRi6POTSbW4
Agreed. One of the all-time greats.
Roger.
Roger is the greatest.
Over
No, you better check on it.
Chump do’ want no help chump do’ get no help.
Surely, you can’t be serious.
Get ahold of yourself!
There are cast interviews on the DVD version that I have. It has the two jive-speakin’ dudes speaking regular English but with Jive subtitles down below.
Looks like i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I still say that at work.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/auburn-tree-poisoner-fails-to-appear-in-court-for-hearing/ar-AAJAGtI
OPELIKA, Ala. (AP) — The University of Alabama fan convicted of poisoning Auburn University’s oak trees failed to attend a hearing Wednesday on why he hasn’t paid court-ordered restitution. . . . Harvey Updyke, a retired Texas state trooper who lives in Louisiana. . . .Updyke pleaded guilty in 2013 to poisoning trees at Auburn’s Toomer’s Corner. Court records show Updyke has paid only $6,900 of about $800,000 he was ordered to pay in penalties and restitution.
I’m gonna go out on a limb here, and guess at the reason he didn’t show
he’s going to jail
nothing wrong with being sick, but your attorney makes those presentations at the right time; if you don’t show at all, no Texas court is going to defend that shit
He was shooting a lady in her own home?
Oh, doesn’t have to do anything. Simply being a retired trooper is reason enough to ignore whatever the plebe court says.
Perfectly fitting for DC to be hoisting the trophy of a crony capitalist league.
Can someone do me a solid and hook me up with some 2019 anthem rock? My hatred of humanity is wavering.
Like this?
Perfect. My hatred is topped off.
I don’t have crappy music for you. But I can show you what wo happen If glibs ran an airport.
I’d think if we were running it the tower response would be,”quit asking me for permission, you sissy bitch! And stop interrupting my black jack game with these hookers! Hold on, I gotta do a line…Hey, you messican get back here, we haven’t had ass sex yet!”
Tonight’s earworm: https://youtu.be/ZaPTELylZ1s
Oh, well done. Perfect combination of “I love this song” and “I haven’t heard this song in decades”.
Comments were all “1984 was best summer evar” and then I realized, 1984 WAS the best summer evar.
That autumn wasn’t too bad either.
For the love of the red-head…
This is the second best car ad. This is the best.
Meh–I’ll stick with the redhead.
That’s always the right choice.
But which redhead? There’s three in that VW ad.
Sorry, but I’m NOT going to be the one to say “Why not all three?”
I only see two, men included. Unless the bald guy is naturally ginger….
As for the two? Yes.
?
The guy at the end of the table is a ginger at 0:32. See the beard.
The beard is, but he’s more auburn-ish up top. At least, from what I see.
Split the diff. And, he can watch on cctv.
?
You ladies should be the ones to
lureinvite this lovely ladyinto my trapto our site, it would just be creepy for me to do it.Gawd. 16 year old me was all over that.
Are you kidding? 48-year-old me is all over it.
Enjoy.
I think he was ‘all over it’ for reasons other than the vocals.
Who can blame him. Morten’s a sexy dude.
That’s really cool when the background vocals come in!
I’m off to bed. With any luck, that’ll be the soundtrack of my dreams.
Nighty night, all!
‘Night, yo!
CPRM gets me.
No way!
Oh, chepped liver over here, huh?
or, chopped, for that matter.
Gustave, you made me feel like a pervert. This is the first time I ever got hard looking a bowl of rice.
Fine. You get credit for acknowledging my teenaged attraction to the Nordic pretty-boy too.
Her knife skills have been rightly critiqued before, but she wears AC/DC and Kraftwerk t shirts and she can make a sammich. If it wasn’t for her hideous tattoos, I’d be in love.
And she needs to clean her stove.
I…..wouldn’t know.
/Damn, these euphs are getting interesting! Disgusting, too.
I bet she uses an automatic oven cleaner, if you know what I mean…/virgin
Ok, I’m going to lay down for a few hours and pretend to sleep so the man doesn’t catch on, but first some pre-fame Fastball.
Is “Take on Me” the new “Never Gonna Give You Up”? Seems like I’m seeing it everywhere.
Nah. I don’t see them becoming a punch-line.
Dave Grohl Rickrolling a crowd in London.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdkCEioCp24
Summer before law school, so, yes.
You know what else only the lonely can play?
John Candy?
And getting to hook up with Ally Sheedy.
True, but he’s partnered up with Jim Belushi…
Meh; never had huge problem with Jim.
As time goes on, I’ve realized that the hot chick in WarGames is Juanin Clay. Sadly she died far too young.
Ah, yes! I was hoping she was who I was thinking of.
Gustave–on point.
I dunno but the Japanese anthem is playing on my DVR right now and once again I want to slit my wrists.
WTF is up with that thing?
I love Kimigayo. It’s the best anthem. You disappoint me, Rhy.
Oh, it’s nice. It just strikes me as kind of dirge-y.
Maybe you have the wrong region dvd player.
Yes, I’m kidding–don’t “boo” me.
Rhywun just ousted himself as a communist teacher.
I’m not gonna lie – the Commie anthem is particularly stirring.
I prefer this version- but your version is entertaining as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqR1V3DN8hM
dbl serves it up good!
Those aren’t the words?
I am speechless from the doubling over with laughter at that.
I’ve listened to the original enough times to kinda-sorta match the real lyrics.
But now I’m in awe of whoever created this.
Ms PacMan?
Awww…Doc! You really got our backs, doncha?
What’s with all that ‘boomer’ stuff in the replies? Is that a thing, like people thinking old people are the ones who don’t like Trump? I haz confuse.
It’s poking at them for being old, out of touch, and/or unable to detect or take a joke.
LOL my first thought upon seeing dog-gate was “What is Dr. Gu’s reaction?”
I’d crawl out of the ER before I’d let that hack work on me.
Blue checkmark = retard.
Happy Halloween ?, Glibs. Back to work for me. Just remember that “Boo” means “fart” in Japanese.
I think glibs are familiar with that ghost shit.
Godzilla just came on. (For real) Be careful out there.
Ok, it’s the remake with Matthew Broderick and it’s completely unwatchable.
Poor Matt….I just don’t think of Ferris when Godzilla is the topic.
No kidding. He was the it-boy of 1986 and look at him now.
Come with me.
https://archive.li/5DHTo/fbaf37de8908a011f993277a1e57276ce146ddbf
NSFW.
https://archive.li/e1EZD/812fa15b4f55dd1bf9012057dc6ddfcf5630fb9c.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/rF4VA/00ba346dcb410081a86cc85ac3ce5fbcaa0cad17.jpg
NSFW.
This one looks like a real woman, did you even look it at?!
The tits may be on the small side but the nipples are too perfect not to post.
It’s the night before Halloween, so with Nosferatu playing in the background I read the voter’s guide, they both want to suck my blood. Funny that the local branch of the Libertarian party wrote most of the rebuttals. All that shit will get passed, a nice new fat bond for “affordable housing” that will tack an extra hundred or two on my property tax bill.
It’s always such a treat to see that “affordable” means someone else paid.
AND, the price is inflated, because we can’t have poor people living ‘substandard’ housing, that standard being set by some bureaucrat getting kick-backs from all the contractors.
Breaking legs and handing out rickety crutches.
Meh, a rickety morphine pump is probably more apt. Crutches can actually lead to the problem being healed.
To be fair, if the problem is ‘not enough morphine’, that pump will probably be a ‘positive’.
It is much more affordable for me to have you pay for it. I’ll vote yes to you paying. It’s really only fair.
Be sure to thank Big Brother for “reducing” the homeless count to x greater than it was last year.
There is actually a proposition to make it easier for the city government to build affordable housing, that is to reduce the burocracia that prevents more building. You can’t make this shit up.
It’s the same shit with my governor bragging about tax breaks for fashionable industries. It makes you want to bang your head against a wall, doesn’t it?
It’s infuriating. To save myself from head injuries I mostly concentrate on keeping the family fed and happy. Beer helps as well. Life is a gift. I’m happy to live it. I hope that the standard of living can at least maintain, but it seems like there is a movement against prosperity.
Yeah, no kidding. Gaia wants you to suffer.
Mother Nature is a [banned in MA].
Bah, ? Gaia, and her underlings.
Here in CA there is. Between the coasts, it’s substantially better.
That offer still stands, you know.
Did I just find Crusty Juggler’s new avatar picture???
From the rumors I’ve heard I don’t think the hat is big enough to fit Crusty.
There are rumors? Man, this late-night stuff means I miss out on…well, weird crap, apparently.
I just watched Dolomite (Eddie Murphy) on Netflix.
Fucking hilarious
I watched it last night. I totally agree with your thoughts.
I remember Dolomite was part of a three feature night at the drive-in in 1975 that I saw with a group of friends. I thought the Netflix would just be a remake. I am glad it wasn’t.
I saw the trailer for “Midway” it looks like it will be another POS like “Pearl Harbor” was. The historical errors in the trailer were enough for me to damn it. Who the fuck thought it would work to have “Woody” from Cheers cast as Admiral Nimitz?
A. Just watched Dolemite last night, too. IT was very good, and I’m glad it was Netflix (as opposed to having to wait for it to leave the theater-style Netflix).
B. That makes me sad about the Midway movie. I wasn’t exactly hopeful about the cast, but, was willing to give it a shot. Maybe, after it leaves the theater…
I hear ya cluckin’, big chicken.
I walked out of Pearl Harbor. Never had done that before.
Dang! That’s a thumb’s down.
/never watched it
I vaguely remember seeing that, or part of it, somewhere. Probably on a flight. My memory was that it looked like the director wanted to make some kind of 1960’s beach movie but was given a script and budget for a WWII epic so he wedged as much of his boy-girl romance story into the given script as possible.
go on…
That’s why I characterized it as “1960’s beach movie” – about as much sexual tension as a glass of milk.
That’s not milk! EEEEWWWW!!
/it’s late
“Hey uncle Rob, I got up early and milked the cow.”
“Arnold, we don’t have a cow. That’s a bull.”
Dolemite was terrific, Eddie returning to good form.
Mojo nailed it with that ear worm upthread. Been humming it myself for the past two hours. That note she hits at 2:44 is insane.
That was a good ear worm. Here is a multi-generational ear worm. Sing it with your kid and your mother-in-law.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty1dwBCR6D0
That’s enough out of you.
Okinawa had it’s own version of the Notre Dame fire. The castle went up in flames like it was made of wood or something.
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2019/10/31/national/shuri-castle-fire/#.XbqK4pr7TIU
High winds, lots of water, and, now–fire. Japan is getting a snoot full of the elements.
Well they should have read the country inspector report. Who builds next to a continental plate subduction zone.
(oh yeah, lot’s of folks)
I was watching that on the news on the TV in the gym. I saw them dumping water from a fire hose on the roof. Hm… isn’t a roof designed to shunt water off the structure? Shouldn’t they be dumping that into the structure somewhere below the roof? The roof tiles weren’t going to catch fire so I’m not sure what the point was.
The report says it was the replica constructed in 1992 that burned. It is unfortunate, but surprising they didn’t include sufficient fire suppression. The Japanese are good with the fire codes.
Almost all “historic” buildings in Japan have been rebuilt at one time or another in the centuries since they were first constructed. AFAIK very few old buildings in Japan are as old as you might believe when visiting them. I have seen some specific beams in historic buildings in Kyoto which were the original wood from centuries ago but those are rare.
In the case of the Shuri castle I’m pretty sure it was just a structure similar to the original castle, built on/near the original site. It’s been decades since I visited it so the details in my mind are thin.
So what is an ear worm that has a parody ear worm? Q-worthy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV5WqRnFejI
“I really think it’s unnecessary to do this study. They could’ve done something progressive.”
Scrolling through last nights chit-chat and I find this. Good catch Crusty. That is the proggie position in a nutshell. We don’t need to know things that are true, we just need to advance the narrative.
I just think it’s funny that they say , why study this, when you have them thinking dog park rape is the best thing ever.
Well the west coast and night owl Glibs certainly had a lively time last night.?
Thank you, Mr Snowden.
https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2019/10/31/car-crashes-into-democratic-party-headquarters-building-in-philadelphia/
It jumped out in front of me!
Had the building been despondent?
It’s democratic, so despondent is an understatement.
Good mornin’ & Happy Halloween ????
Good mornin’ and Happy Halloween to both of you fellow Whovians.
…and I’m off. (I hang out here, don’t I?) A good day to you both and to any and all lurkers.
Where are my links?? :Pouts: