SEA SMITH BACK FROM TRIP VISIT SOUTH CHINA SEA. HE READ ARTICLES HERE, GO SEE WHAT GOING ON. EXAMINE CHINESE FAKE ISLAND. BY EXAMINE, MEAN RAPE. BUT NOW BACK, AND CAN GIVE LINKS! HOPE GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS LIKE!
- MAYBE SEA SMITH SWIM OVER RED SEA? HE THINK THEM MAKE TASTY SNACK!
- SEA SMITH THINK MAYBE FRIEND ZARDOZ NEED ANSWER THIS, HAHAHAHA! MAYBE SEA SMITH GIVE CALL. BY CALL, MEAN RAPE.
- CRAZY SPAIN! GREAT GRAMPA, OCEANUS SMITHE, TELL FUNNY STORY ABOUT SPANISH ARMADA. HE RAPE GALLEON AND SAY ENGLISH HOOMANS THINK THEY SINK SHIP! HA HA, SILLY ENGLISH SAILORS. THEN HE GO RAPE ONE OF ORKNEY ISLANDS. GREAT GRAMPA WAS FUNNEST.
COME ON IN, WATER FINE!
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Libertarian moment.
Oh boy. Here we go.
Every member of Team Red who is encouraging Trump about funding the wall this way needs to read this tweet. Yes, she is a nutcase. But if he lets the genie out of the bottle then expect this when Team Blue is back in power.
Let’s just get it all over with.
I’m going to expect it when Team Blue is back in power regardless.
Honestly, nothing is preventing any future president from using emergency powers in such a fashion, regardless of what Trump does.
But if he lets the genie out of the bottle then expect this when Team Blue is back in power.
The thing is, he’s not letting the genie out of the bottle, not doing anything unprecedented, and not doing anything outside of the scope of some pretty bad laws that Congress has passed. This is not some watershed moment, merely another brick in the wall.
Although if I were Rand Paul, I would use Democratic outrage over this as a cover to introduce a bill to repeal all the laws under which Trump is granted authority for such action.
I completely agree with that. If Rand Paul seized this moment to either get the law changed or embarrass them it would be great.
“The Climate has never changed, otherwise it would have wiped everything out!!!”
I find it amusing that she represents a district that was under a mile deep sheet of ice 40,000 years ago.
Not that long ago. Just 14,000 or so.
We can’t make fire. The glaciers will melt and change our climate. /Short lived environmentalist 14000 years ago.
Interesting primer in the NYT about the last glacial period and the impact on NYC.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/05/science/how-the-ice-age-shaped-new-york.html
There are many boulders in Central Park with glacial striations on them.
I would have thought those were caused by the 1600’s Dutch.
STEVE SMITH MAKE MARK ON ROCK WHEN CAN’T FIND PREY
I mention this sort of thing to people, and they look at me as if I just said the water was turning the frogs gay or something.
That is TOTES an emergency!
Provides a solid reason for some Kool & the Gang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE-fRgJBVrc
No reason needed for that. Thanks!
That didn’t take long.
She’s another mental case.
I SAID I WAS SORRY!
NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
/sharpens skate harder.
Never apologize!
With these two it’s going to wear you out>
I’m starting to think she’s performance art.
So was Yoko Ono.
Gee, who saw that coming?
What’s amazing is the war on drugs and poverty have been miserable failures. Apparently racism is rampant. Education is on the decline.
But let’s set our sights on fighting….MOTHER NATURE and climate?
Nice.
They will get it right this time, really.
You know, if the only clear and agreed-upon way to battle Climate Change was to encourage the global spread of free markets and capitalism, I bet we’d never even hear about the subject except in stodgy research conferences, and many of today’s “SCIENCE FACTS” wouldn’t even have been proffered
According to it’s supporters, the GND will address all that too.
I say do it. Do it to the max. We all like a good tax raping
Eventually they’ll have to come around to the argument that Hitler and Mao should be hated because they just didn’t kill enough people to preserve the climate.
Our next President should declare a #NationalEmergency on day 1 to address the existential threat to all life on the planet posed by
Climate Changesocialists and their running-dog lickspittle witling lackeys in the mainstream media.FIFY.
You’ll need a #globalemergency to help take care of India and China.
The water is NOT fine. SEA SMITH fucks in it, you know.
I reckon that means it is fine for him.
Fish shit in it too..
?looks at Aquaman..
Which species of aquatic animal would most likely bitch about its environment?
Bluefish.
I’d imagine that the bitching would be bigger with a blue whale.
I’d imagine a blue whale would bitch about a rare species of small fish.
SEA SMITH THINK MAYBE FRIEND ZARDOZ NEED ANSWER THIS, HAHAHAHA! MAYBE SEA SMITH GIVE CALL. BY CALL, MEAN RAPE.
Lol, something something cows and milk.
Perhaps this has happened before. Maybe this is why Zardoz insists the penis is evil.
You would be surprised how many feminists are hit by this reality at one point or another…
“you mean I can’t change the deal on the man after already giving him all the benefit of the relationship and have him stick around? Patriarchy!!!”
That’s what a lot of the feminist anger and #metoo has basically been about. Angry women that want to force men to do what they want, when they want it, after some guy played them for the fools they are.
Someone needs to explain to her that she isn’t his girlfriend she is his booty call and there is pretty much no relationship potential there
Booty Call
She can fix him!
One of the most boring clichés, and worst—because it’s not broadly true. The advice columnist chides the letter-writer for creating a fantasy projection of this man about whom she really knows very little, yet the advice columnist similarly knows very little about the letter-writer (in fact knows far less than the latter knows about the man with whom she’s been sleeping). And yet, that cliché.
The advice is essentially “Just be rational and walk away” to someone who’s not behaving rationally. That’s bad advice: there’s no tangible path to the goal.
The only sensible advice is to turn him into an alcoholic.
That’s my go to for everything.
Works for me!
https://www.google.com/amp/s/chicago.cbslocal.com/2019/02/15/suspects-arrested-in-jussie-smollett-case/amp/
For your amusement.
Two white guys in MAGA hats, representatives of all Trump supporters.
Maybe these guys are the just beginning of the GOP’s outreach program to the African-American community?
They were just poor immigrants, doing jobs Americans refuse to do.
Several outlets are referring to them as “African-American”. Ummm…..
That right there is why I’ll never use the term African American. It’s not a synonym with black so people who use it that way can fuck right off.
Charlize Theron is African American.
She’s also from the south, so automatically racist.
I guess I have the fever.
My dad likes to tell a story of having to go to a diversity training meeting. The black training leader asked everyone to turn in a sheet of paper with something they are proud of.
She reads then out and discovers that someone in the room full of white men (okd programmers) wrote that he was proud to be African american.
She flys off the handle about people not being serious and that is offensive.
The writer speaks up Ma’am I an from South Africa and I am proud to be African American
So much for tolerance and diversity.
Also grade A trolling
That is a sick day for sure. No way am I attending that nonsense.
I remember some British guy getting confused when an American reporter kept asking him about what it meant to him to be competing in the Olympics as an African-American athlete.
Did these guys tell Jesse they were princes that needed access to his bank account to deposit a large sum of money from some clandestine oil sail in his account?
This is worse than we thought! The attackers were in blackface!
OH, its Northam and Herring. That does make sense.
“Some of the items seized include a black face mask hat, an Empire script, phone, receipts, a red hat and bleach.”
Holy shit! I have four of those six items!
The script is bad, if you need to know.
Wait, you can do that with a mask? That seems so much easier than using makeup.
“Smollett, 36, is black and openly gay.”
I thought he was gay and openly black.
I thought he was open and blackishly gay
Whoa. I thought he was in his 20’s. I’m pretty sure his character is supposed to be a lot younger than 36.
To be fair (ha ha) he never said they were wearing MAGA hats, but that they shouted “This is MAGA country!”
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/woman-punched-officer-videotaped-new-jersey-beach-arrest-accepts-plea-n972141
A Philadelphia woman whose violent arrest at a New Jersey beach over Memorial Day weekend last year was captured on video has pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct.
Emily Weinman faced numerous charges stemming from the confrontation, including assaulting a police officer.
She pleaded guilty Friday in a plea deal with Cape May County prosecutors that called for her to serve a year of probation. She also will be barred from Wildwood and its beaches during that time.
self preservation
“The beach confrontation began when Weinman repeatedly refused to give Wildwood officers her name when they questioned her about the presence of alcohol on the beach. A video shot by a nearby beachgoer showed an officer punching her twice in the head as she lies on the sand, her legs flailing.
The officers involved were cleared of wrongdoing.”
The King’s Men. Doing right by all the subjects, natch.
She was an assh… who expected the taxpayers to clean up the beach not her.
Drinking two or more diet beverages a day linked to high risk of stroke, heart attacks
After controlling for lifestyle factors, the study found that women who consumed two or more artificially sweetened beverages each day were 31% more likely to have a clot-based stroke, 29% more likely to have heart disease and 16% more likely to die from any cause than women who drank diet beverages less than once a week or not at all.
The analysis then looked at women with no history of heart disease and diabetes, which are key risk factors for stroke. The risks rose dramatically if those women were obese or African-American.
Diet soda racist and sexist.
Clarence Carter is with you on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7gMkiOPSeA
Like it’s 98% fat fucks who drink diet soda?
Yep. I suspect it’s the adipose and cholesterol rather than the aspartame.
Uh, is that how science works? Because it sounds like obese people get heart disease and diabetes at a higher rate than more fit people and just happen to drink diet soda in the vain hope that it will burn that extra 100 lbs.
Um…. because overweight people are more likely to drink diet soda?
You and your freaking logic…
This study, as well as other research on the connection between diet beverages and vascular disease, is observational and cannot show cause and effect. That’s a major limitation, researchers say, as it’s impossible to determine whether the association is due to a specific artificial sweetener, a type of beverage or another hidden health issue.
Why won’t you listen Playa?
“another hidden health issue”
It’s um…. not hidden.
They just need one more research grant and they’ll find that association.
More likely that next research grant will end in a publication whose conclusion is “clearly more research is needed on the subject”, as about 75% of research papers conclude. And that opens the door for more research grants!
It’s research grants all the way down.
One of my favorite jokes in the movie Thank you for Smoking was the bit about the tobacco research company financed by the tobacco companies:
How dare you question SCIENCE!!??
Well damn I am fucked then
I drink Diet Mountain Dew (2x a day) and now I’m scared shitless!
Oh wait, I’m not overweight at all, have no history of heart disease, not black, and not a woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rcqZ-CEV9Y
Nuuuuuukes!
Time to make peace with SNOW SMITH.
Here’s a relevant song!
SQEEL SMITH approves.
He runs the SMITHCORP database?
Guy finds girl only attractive when he’s drunk and horny. Girl ends up falling for him and wants more not realizing she is just an unpaid hooker to him. ZARDOZ definitely needs to set this women straight.
BOO-TEE-CALL….
This is true. That said the one thing I always find myself wondering in these cases is has it occurred to her that she could call him first?
I bet she did and he ignored her, but she didn’t want to disclose that because then everyone would know her problem was self inflicted?
So…keep drinking? I’m not seeing what the problem is.
The problem is it could lead to marriage.
Well, drink even more then.
You know how this story ends. She’ll eventually give up on this guy, marry a “nice guy,” have some kids, and dream of the glory days with her wonderful drunk lover while she bosses hubby around.
SEA SMITH THINK MAYBE FRIEND ZARDOZ NEED ANSWER THIS, HAHAHAHA! MAYBE SEA SMITH GIVE CALL. BY CALL, MEAN RAPE.
Ahahahahahahaha, this is like something from Chateau Heartiste*! This is so stupid it has to be real, even a Sun writer would put in something to make the woman a bit more likable.
*Hey, we all have our guilty pleasures. Mine is a heady combination of “pump and dump those filthy sluts”, “all women are worthless stop engaging them” and “marry up those sluts for the good of the huwite race!”, with free conspiracy theorizing on the side.
It is straight out of the pick up artist milieu.
Its stories and experiences like this that send decent guys onto that path.
CRAZY SPAIN! GREAT GRAMPA, OCEANUS SMITHE, TELL FUNNY STORY ABOUT SPANISH ARMADA. HE RAPE GALLEON AND SAY ENGLISH HOOMANS THINK THEY SINK SHIP! HA HA, SILLY ENGLISH SAILORS. THEN HE GO RAPE ONE OF ORKNEY ISLANDS. GREAT GRAMPA WAS FUNNEST.
TFW you realize SEA SMITH is the safer naval option.
List of national emergencies:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_emergencies_in_the_United_States
Yeah but this is domestic and Orange Man did it so….NAZI!
He should evoke the whole act and then turn to Congess and say…you gave me the power with this act…
32 current emergencies, and STEVE SMITH not listed?
Fucking Bigfoot lobby. They even co-opted ZARDOZ.
I like how Bad Orange Man is going to use part of Obama’s emergency declaration on cartels.
So Clinton, Bush, and Obama all had about 10. Trump has 4 so far.
UNPRECEDENTED is going to be the media Word of the Day isn’t it?
Shockingly, the Wiki list isn’t accurate.
Clinton had 17, Bush 13, Obama 12.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/how-many-national-emergencies-have-been-called-by-presidents/
Active shooting in Aurora, IL
Looks like disgruntled employee.
Fuckin’ Indiana.
And MAGA hats.
Incoming ban of laser sights?
Wayne or Garth?
They did shoot the movie there.
I’ll narrow my own damned gaze.
ATF Chicago is responding to the active shooting situation.
Well, phew, everyone else can go home then.
Screw Defense Distributed! This guy gets 3D printing and what it is for.
This guy gets 3D printing and what it is for.
That is not a sexbot.
It could be for SNOW SMITH. You know him, yeti another relative of STEVE SMITH
I really appreciate how Don Boudreaux plainly explains a concept.
https://triblive.com/opinion/donaldboudreaux/14614809-74/donald-boudreaux-income-inequality-often-a-result-of-choice
I like that! Thanks for the link!
Always happy to share with the Glibertariat.
WAIT WHAT??
My choices have consequences?
FUCK THAT!
Read the third comment. That’s gold, Jerry!, Gold!
With these people it is always someone else’s fault…
That’s because it is! Duh!
/Every prog
“There are people in your state who are barely surviving, due to choices other people made and imposed upon them.”
Sorry about your shitty parents, dude.
I was waiting for some examples. Surprisingly, none were forthcoming.
“due to choices other people made and imposed upon them.”
I know, I hate the fucking Democrats, too.
accepting it at face value– then move. Once again choices have consequences.
Maybe he’s talking about falsely-accused prisoners.
Don’t not do the crime if you can’t not do the time!
Sure but he WILL outperform the other schmuck who can’t eat, sleep, or wash his laundry and chooses to do nothing whatsoever about it and while he may never catch up to the kid who was born with all the advantages he will eventually be in a place where he can eat and sleep and wash his laundry and later after that he will be in a place where he can pay for someone else to cook his meals and wash his laundry for him as he dines well and sleeps in a comfortable bed in a home which he can easily afford to pay for and maybe if not his kids then his grandkids become the ones you are complaining about having privilege.
^^^
The most pernicious evil in many of these envyists’ philosophy is the hatred of people’s ability to create and leave a legacy for their heirs.
A good man leaves an inheritance to his children’s children
– some old whitish guy like 100 years ago
I know! We should get rid of families, and treat everyone as if they’re children of the State, which entity comprises everyone (and thus we’re all children of ourselves and each other), with each child treated and provided for equally!
*I know what to do
That website pops up an alert that Facebook wants to track me whenever I select any text to copy. BANHAMMER.
The comments though. Jesus.
Watching Caprica again,, I’m a weaselly little dickhead, with no sense of tact, hell no sense at all.
You are a glutton for punishment. That was a long fall from BSG: The Reboot.
You mean BSG: We Really Didn’t Think It Would Last This Long And Have No Idea How To Wrap This Up
Absolutely true and I’m unhappy about the ending. Everything else was a hell of a ride.
Also see everything by Abrams, J. J.
I dunno, about halfway through Season 1 marathon I said “fuck me, this is like watching the crew Golgafrinchan Ark B sans humor”.
And then the ending was exactly that!
I made it part-way through one episode.
Monster. And to think I used to respect you.
I’m talking about Caprica. I adore the reboot.
Thank goodness. I still respect you.
She lives
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/justice-ruth-bader-ginsburg-returns-supreme-court-1st/story?id=61100304
Weekend at Bernie’s III: RBG
thicc?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6708463/Demi-Rose-shows-jaw-dropping-curves-figure-hugging-dress-glitzy-Mark-Fast-LFW-show.html
A Demi Rose and RBG sighting in the same thread!
Her top half is nicely done, but her plastic surgeon went overboard on the butt-buckets.
At this point if she died, I suspect the deep state has a body double ready to go until after Trump leaves.
If you suddenly drained all the silicone out of Demi, she probably would look like a decrepit sac of bones?
It’s really RBG.
Update on the badass that killed the mountain lion.\
Great story. I would buy this dude a beer.
He got lucky that it was only about 40 lbs. Even so, cats that size are more than capable killers.
What!?!
Xe was dead, so Xe couldn’t self-identify
SEX WITH SISTER I had sex with my sister and now we are having a full-on relationship
Read Deidre’s personal replies to today’s problems
Omar?
Omar coming!
I’m going to call a *rim shot*
It’s more serious than rimming.
Yep. Plenty of plowing involved too.
Hey the family that plays together stays together
If The Sun’s Deidre advice column is any indication, a whole lot of people in the UK are playing with relatives.
If she’s not good enough for her family, she’s not good enough for ours ?
Double not clicking that. Because of the subject matter and because it’s from The S*n.
*hums first bars of Sweet Home Alabama*
Too close to home?
Where did your sister touch you?
Dear Penthouse letters,
I never wanted this to happen to me.
Hey Brochettaward! The other night we watched “American Psycho”. I told my wife as he brought out the axe and the raincoat about your avatar.
I’d never seen the movie before nor read the book. One question — are we supposed to assume at the end that this was all delusional on his part? That it really only existed in the notebook sketches that Chloe Sevigny found in his desk? And are we further to assume that it was supposedly the absurd materialism and competitiveness for baubles between the young Manhattan wealthy in the 1980s that drove him to this insanity?
You’re supposed to be concerned about your business cards right now.
We did like all the people in the movie who became stars later — Christian Bale, of course, but this also had Reese Witherspoon in a small part a year before Legally Blonde came out. Chloe Sevigny and Matt Ross, who would play brother and sister in the HBO series Big Love a few years later, also had small parts, but I don’t believe they were in any scenes together.
And if you have reservations to Doria’s (I think)?
Bro is…pleased with this story.
I have always taken the movie literally with the ending adding to the absurdity of how shallow and materialistic the upper class in the film are. The rest of the movie is too literal throughout for anything else. The book is its own ball game. In the end, these people are so up their own asses and so detached that they would prefer to not even know the truth and a few missing people who all kind of blend together in their heads aren’t significant enough to really notice.
As for Bateman, I don’t think he’s a product of his environment. The indictment of the environment is that psychopath such as himself can so easily fit in with that culture. The environment feeds his rage most when his narcissistic superiority complex is undermined. But he is just a narcissistic psychopath with an overwhelming superiority complex.
The indictment of Glibertarians.com is…no, I’ve said too much.
I have always taken the movie literally
As did I right up until the very end where it shifted from absurd things around the way characters acted/reacted to absurd things actually happening, the chain saw drop down the stairwell or blowing up the cop car with a handgun, at that point I figured it was an insane narrator situation and had to question everything else that happened.
So glitchy. D:
*makes sacrificial offering to SP*
(Nevermind, it was an add-on.)
Do you have a scared text listing the proper sacrifices, rituals, and prayers to our generous Goddess-Empress SP?
No, I was just flailing around, sacrificing anything in sight. Have you such a text? How much are you selling it for?
Afraid I don’t have such a thing. I’m looking for one myself.
You missed an opportunity to scam me! What are you, a communist? Surely not a libertarian.
I have such a text. If you send me your account information, or a selection of craft beers I can’t get in Ohio, I’ll gladly provide it.
“Amazon Isn’t Interested in Making the World a Better Place”
Written by a person who has probablynever employed anyone or produced anything other than an opinion.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/15/opinion/amazon-new-york-hq2.html
Paywall… and I was really looking forward to another NYT chin-stroker.
It doesn’t matter if you do make the world a better place, even inadvertently. What matters is that you have an (ostensible) interest in it.
It’s quite possible the world is highly overrated.
/God
They have made my life better by providing products conveniently and at a good price. They have saved me time and money.
Yes…but they did it for…profits!
So you’re not going to answer my story about your avatar above? And after I made you famous to my wife?
That’s the stupid thing: most “progressives” I know are avid users of Amazon’s services and in fact rave about how awesome it is that you can get free two-day shipping with a Prime membership… Yet they’ll turn around and espouse the “correct” opinion that Amazon is a plague on society.
They’re echoing some of the complaints from the early days of the Internet saying that tech giants are “destroying small businesses”. Smart businesses adapt and learn to survive in the changing marketplace. Some brick-and-mortar businesses were driven out by Amazon because they thought their business model should survive as is. Other businesses used Amazon to reach more customers than ever before. It seems like 90% of things I buy through Amazon are from “Tom’s Books” or “Joe’s Menswear”.
Maybe they aren’t, but they did it anyway. Funny how that works.
I love the dying Ann Coulter….realizing she doesnt have the power or following she thought she had in influencing the president.
If he clown show comes to an end, I would never have predicted Trump would be the reason.
She’s so fickle, she gives blondes a bad name.
Oregon to other prog states: Hold my beer
So nice to see history’s lessons don’t apply to them.
Why would it? The rest of leftists’ discredited theories and policies are a bloody ashheap, yet they keep going back to mine the same pile.
Public-private partnerships are getting very cyberpunk
https://www.engadget.com/2019/02/15/alphabet-sidewalk-labs-toronto-tax-revenue/
The Houston drug raid that left 5 cops wounded and the two residents of the home dead continues to proceed … unsurprisingly.
https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Houston-police-shooting-affidavit-confidential-13620120.php
tl;dr:
1. They “can’t find” the informant on who they apparently relied for the warrant, likely because he doesn’t exist.
2. The Houston PD is insisting that there was a 911 call about drug activity at the house, but have blocked the Houston Chronicle’s attempts to get a copy of the call.
3. There’s a “high probability” of the officer in question being charged with a crime for lying on the affidavit to get a warrant. I’ll believe that when I see it.
4. The Houston Officer’s Union is reacting … non-surprisingly.
That is one long drug raid.
The owners had several dogs, and the cops have spent a long time arguing over who gets to shoot them.
Or I just worded it wrong. One of those two.
If the raid takes forever they’ll NEVER have to fill out the police report.
What’s that term again for homicides committed during the commission of a criminal act? It’s slipping my tongue…
And being an accomplice to that same criminal act where a homicide occurred?
And aiding and abetting (HPOU) after the fact?
It’s not criminal when a cop does it.
Rage. Just rage.
One of the cops who claimed that he found heroin later admitted that he went out and got the baggie from another cop’s car.
It’s good to know financial stupidity is in vogue with Dem oldsters too.
https://triblive.com/opinion/donaldboudreaux/14614809-74/donald-boudreaux-income-inequality-often-a-result-of-choice
Look up, or read the entire thread…,….
That goes double for me.
I think I’m gonna add a link checker to Monocle next time I learn to code.
I don’t see this link upthread. Where do you see it?
You posted it yourself. See post #15.
Fuck. Wrong link. I blame Bernie Sanders.
Imma gonna add a comment from the last dead thread because FYTW. This is the only website that I have ever visited that manages to herd cats so well. I lurve you guys in a totally binary way.
ok then…
::backs out of room:
Hey now! That soap ain’t gonna drop itself… C’mere little darlin!
Not non-binary?
*incomprehensible reeeeeeee rage*
Cats are awesome.
Until you meet a dog 😉
My husband swears up and down I turn into a baby-talking mess when I meet a dog, but dogs are like babies. Fun to fuss over for about 5 minutes and then they need to go back to their people.
I’ve got both, and I’ll take the cats over the dog 10x out of 10. The dog is needy, under foot, always smells like garbage, and gets tangled up in the bushes every time he goes outside.
The cats are largely self sufficient, and except for a propensity to dart in the house when the weather sucks, they mostly do their own thing.
“Dogs are over 50lbs. Any dog under 50lbs isn’t a dog, it’s a cat. And cats are useless.”
– OMWC
I’m amenable to that. I’ve never had a big dog.
Cats are infinitely more useful than small dogs.
I prefer dogs, but it seems I’ve almost always had a cat as well. As for the above, big dog is 100lb and the little fella is 70.
Yes. Yes they are. In fact of all the critters in my home, I prefer the felines best of all! (totally not a 54 year-old cat lady-boy).
Mmmm hmmm. ?
Mo gets it! Fuck all the rest of y’all!
So you live in a trailer park?
54 year-old cat lady-boy
Is this one of those weird HM anime things?
I’m just relating my lived experience, Shitlord!
cat lady-boy
Non-binary furry?
*slowly backs away*
Dang it, trshmnstr beat me to the punch. I guess that’s why he’s the Supreme Overlord.
I’ll reiterate. I lurve Kittehs!
Cats aren’t even pets. They’re non-paying tenants who live in your house and treat you like staff.
Yes. And?
Just like kids… I was tricked into making 2 of them, but I draw the line at cats.
Oh nonsense. My cat greets me at the door. She loves to sit in the recliner beside me, listens to instructions, and I’ve taught her to beg if she wants human food. She can also let me know she wants to play by going and getting a toy that she doesn’t like, but is easy to carry and coming up and sitting in front of me with it in her mouth until I get the other feather.
So, you have a feline-shaped dog.
One of my felines is the dog-cat. Runs to the door when visitors arrive, wags his tail when he’s happy, bounces around like a retard at feeding time.
My cat taught himself (and us) how to play fetch when he was a kitten. He regularly loses his toy though. And if his sister gets near it he growls at her.
I wanted to name him Dog, but Mr. Mojeaux disagreed.
Hi Mojeaux! My son has been begging for a cat, but Dad can only tolerate him or a cat, not both.
HA HA HA!!! I pulled you out of lurkdom!
Perhaps — beats shoveling more snow!
Phssst! Shovelling? We have Wives and snowblowers for such menial tasks.
I have both, but I needed to get outta the house for awhile to avoid stir-crazy children.
I had to go to the post office for a client, then later I had to pick up the husband at the mechanic’s, so I’ve been out twice now. People don’t seem to be too crazy.
Jeez,Mo…in this weather?
*walks outside, gives Ma Nature the finger, walks back in*
Yeah, I’m perverse like that. I LOOOOOVE driving in this stuff.
Oh yeah! Fuck off, Tulpa! Now you are officially a Glib! Rejoice!
I had this link in response to the quip about writer’s block (the wilted quill). Made more sense there, but here it is just the same.
Have a reverse nut-punch:
Awesome
It’s morning in America!
More seriously, I work for a company contracted to a government agency, my Wife same deal and of my four step-children only one of them doesn’t work for the government at all and that’s because he’s on the dole.
Aren’t you in B.C.? The spousal unit and I appear to be the only two people in the province that don’t work for the government either directly or at arms’ length. This place is weird.
This is what happens when free enterprise is ham-strung by regulation. The pie gets divided until there ain’t no pie anymore.
Still paid by the government!
Yeah but I said “work”. I contract to Canada Post, Wifey works for CATSA and the three daughters are middling bureaucrats in various Provincial departments. The boy is just a bum.
I just wish Trump had used the shutdown as an excuse to downsize the closed agencies.
If wishes were horses then Spud would ride super models.
Nay, super models would ride Spud.
Ride him like he’s goin’ somewhere!
Rode hard and put away wet!
Pup surgery complete. Now, 8+ weeks of recovery. Oy.
Aw, poor buddy. What was the surgery?
TPLO – left leg this time, right leg 2 1/2 years ago.
Still worth it though.
Following the financial talk today, I’m feeling slightly self-conscious about how much this cost, but I know most here would do the same thing if they could swing it.
She’s only 7 1/2, I’m not going to let her limp around for another 7-10 years, nor am I going to put her down, so here we are.
Just did it as well. No regrets, and mine is 11 1/2.
Family, man.
That’s what money is for.
Still worth it though.
Word.
Did the same thing for an 8 year-old Golden last August. I pray she doesn’t hurt the other one.
Poor baby.
Agh. So now it’s the donut of shame? When I had to get my Choco stitched up she frumped really badly. We let her out to pee and she just stood there and dropped the cone into the snow.
That’s quite and upgrade on the cone of shame.
Glad it went well.
Agreed. Can’t stand to see them hurting. Get well, pupper-dupper!
Yeah, donut just arrived from the devil-Amazon today (making the world a worse place, obvs). The cone of shame didn’t go so great last time – I slept on the couch the first couple of nights, since she normally sleeps on the bed; she ended up using the cone to ram me awake multiple times throughout the night.
So far, this seems to be going better – she’s sleeping with it on now.
Hoomans are weird. Leg shaved! Now leg cold!
The naked butt is very off-putting.
Must clean leg!
Fapping Friday.
http://archive.li/EifmO
Speaking of the cone of shame… I can’t reach any of those itches. Eevil hoomans!
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In other news, Gisele Bündchen has an ass like Hank Hill.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6710281/Gisele-B-ndchen-flaunts-bikini-body-husband-Tom-Brady-goes-surfing-Costa-Rica.html
Still wood.
Indeed. Tom Brady doesn’t look in any better shape than me and I’m over a decade older. This guy is GOAT?
Did you just question the TB12 Method, bro?
Like we say a lot… I see better looking people than that every day on my way to work or wherever.
Yep Somenof the nurses I work with are hotter
You would do Tom Brady?
He da GOAT!
Undeniably, if Joe Montana wouldn’t have blown out his elbow though…
You would have blown his penis?
Ah, I’m a bit drunk and didn’t comprehend the gist of this subthread. Just pretend I wasn’t here.
Goats are amazing.
https://twitter.com/ziyatong/status/1095878733284630528
“PICTURED – Two Nigerian actor brothers are arrested over Jussie Smollett attack, as it’s revealed they are FRIENDS with the Empire star amid claims the assault was staged to save his career
Among items police seized from the home were black ski masks. It is not known if they were the same as those shown above which the brothers sell online. Smollett said one of his attackers was wearing a ski mask when he was attacked.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6708821/Lawyer-two-black-Empire-extras-detained-Jussie-Smollett-attack-says-innocent.html
Yeah, sure, he fought off two guys built like that while still holding a phone and a sandwich.
They had the brothers’ attorney on, a young woman who looked like she might be in a bit over her head based on her responses to the TV reporter. “They’re not guilty, and they wish Jussie well” was her main comment.
Wondering how long it is before these guys flip on the TV star. Or, if they really have a good deal with him, they take all the credit and just say it was their idea to get themselves famous. But paid kneecappers tend not to withstand investigations very well, right Jeff Gilooly?
“Whyyyyyy? Whyyyyyyyyyyy??
“WHY NOT ONE OF THE UGLY GIRLS?!?!?!?”
^ Spud gets the dusty reference. Cheers to a fellow grey-beard!
How would you know if they were wearing black ski masks?
Have I mentioned recently that PM Zoolander might be in a spot of trouble? BBC finally noticed and is bullet-pointing it.
Jody Wilson-Raybould: Three ways this could be a problem for Trudeau
BTW she’s not a “former justice minister” because she resigned – he moved her to a lower Cabinet position last month.
Hilariously, this is over a Quebec construction company paying bribes in Libya. It’s how you do business in Libya! And in Quebec!
Definitely in Quebec. That effin’ province makes an art out of public and private corruption. I generally hate the creation of new laws, but if some pol suggested that we should have a Constitutional amendment that forbade PMs from the province of Quebec, I’d be totally down with that.
This story.
What’s amazing is Quebec and some journalists are closing ranks with….SNC LAVALIN! Not the rule of law or the fact Trudeau acted unethically. Nope. Everyone does it!
Now you know why Quebec is Canada’s Illinois, NY, California and Mississippi. It tolerates corruption because ‘chez nous’. Worse, they invoke some bull shit about ‘Calgary and Toronto’ doing the *same thing*.
It’s tribalist nationalism. They do that same thing with that ward of the state Bombardier. We *must* bail it out because Made in Canada/Quebec and Jerbs!
I don’t think they thought this through properly. You can’t have a PM doing shit like that or else we’re no different than the Chinese. Then again, Trudeau and Obama admire authoritarianism, amirite?
I know someone who worked at SNC. And this person was as high up as they come. I vacation with him.
SNC-Lavalin is as corrupt as they come. But so is the government. So he tells me on the beach with some beer.
Heh.
When the spousal unit and I went from Alençon in Normandy to Barcelona by train, SNCF had us on five separate trains that day, and three of them had mechanical problems that contributed to our arriving four hours late into Barça.
All three of those trains were made by Bombardier; the two trains that worked flawlessly were German-made.
Fuck Bombardier.
That company should have gone out of business by now. A guy we hung out with for a while was a Bombardier. He was estranged from the family affairs. When we started an investment club one of the stocks proposed was Bomb. He warned against it Basically, he said it was a corrupted mess. How’s that for insider information!
If this weren’t Canada and the CBC weren’t covering the story this would lead to a Watergate moment. Quebec is going to fuck us into another four years of “sunny ways”.
Oh, and Wilson-Raybuald is just another cunt of a different flavour. A STEVE SMITH on all of their houses!
Her father seems to know how to operate around media and government. Yeh, I agree.
But one has to wonder if in this case she may be in the right. If she speaks anyway.
Oh yeah, he’s smooth. He’s been carrying that pry bar for forty years and she’s no slouch in that regard. Just goes to show how badly Justin is in over his head when he appoints scorpions to captain frogs across the river.
I keep being told how Quebec hates Trudeau. Except when it suits them fine.
If this province votes this miserable cunt in, it will be disappointing to poutine levels.
Now, now. Poutine is a flavourful and filling snack that Canada has grown to love. Please don’t besmirch poutine with this political fooferah. After all, It’s not about Oo’s arteries were clogged, it’s about people!
Poutine is the only worthwhile thing to come out of Canada.
Alanis Morissette, Justin Bieber, and Gordon Lightfoot disagree!
Okay, I’ll give you Gordon Lightfoot.
Alanis Morrisette was God.
Which William Shatner? Fat cop William Shatner should have stayed in Canada.
It’s true that America made him fat. We didn’t deserve such a sweet prince.
Shatner giving Spud to Mr Lizard
Mmmmm…. poutine!
My stars she was something circa 1992.
“I Asked My Crushes Why They Won’t Sleep with Me
Explanations of sexual desire is a box of chocolates, ranging from dusty old white men to contemporary critical theorists. Freud attributes sexual attraction to damage caused by parents, while Darwin explains it is determined by traits competitive in the race to reproduction. Psychiatrist and postcolonial thinker Frantz Fanon and Black feminist scholar Hortense Spillers argue that desire is shaped by broader social forces like colonialism and the legacy of chattel slavery, respectively.
Simply, some say desire is a predetermined variable, while others find it to be something in which we are inculcated. But we also know that desire is flexible: for example, trans girls’ (and more broadly, trans people’s) sexual attractions often change after starting transition. And when studies support the obvious—that most cis people, queer and straight alike, wouldn’t date trans folks—I’m left wondering what it would take for someone to want to fuck me.
To be clear, whatever the indecipherable mechanics of male lust may be, it’s not that boys as a category won’t fuck me. (Grindr begs to differ.) Rather, it’s that I, along with many other trans girls, are quick to label guys who openly and eagerly desire us as “chasers,” a pejorative used for suitors who see trans women as a part-time kink or a full-time game. So, I quickly write off these sexual solicitors. Instead, I thirst for the boys who have only ever chased cis girls. It’s these guys who won’t fuck me.
When a straight guy says he is not into me, nor other trans women, I feel butthurt–emotionally and, unfortunately, not physically. Smart girls would just walk away and actually find someone who is into them. My desire is just as biased as these men’s. I don’t want to find others. I want them.”
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/3kgvab/transgender-sex-chasers-cisgender-men
Oh grow the fuck up.
Sheesh – grow a pair already.
Relevant.
Makes sense. What straight man doesn’t yearn to suck a woman’s penis?
Bottom line: Is there a Y chromosome involved?
^^^^
I mean, really, if there’s a penis involved, isn’t it always a little bit gay?
To be clear, my own thesis is that the only fully hetero sex is two or more females with no phallic like objects.
Definition accepted.
Sometimes stupid becomes beautiful. This was one of those times.
You could stop reading at “post-colonial” and still get the gist of xer thesis. Twaddle. Just plain bullshit for its own sake.
Festus, you are on a roll today, my friend!
I’ve been up for 30 hours. I tell ya, this work/drink dichotomy is leaving me feelin’ mighty fine…
https://imgur.com/rJ1IfD3
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well!
I’d totally fuck any of my buddies if they’d put on a dress and lipstick.
Straff, I don’t know how to tell you this, but that means you have the gay.
Unless all his buddies are XXs who never wear dresses or makeup.
*blinks, looks around, wanders off*
Have some class. Make sure they shave their armpits too.
One pit is enough, I suppose. I wouldn’t want to be oppressive.
The reasons behind your wife’s grumpiness are becoming clearer.
He is spent after “riding the train” and you all know that Oriental women have minimal body hair.
I have one question.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All you guys make fun of me, but I know that you all visualized your buddies in drag if only for a split second before saying “no”.
Joke’s on you.
As a matter of fact, all my friends happen to be drag queens.
Hell, HM’s a drag queen.
Don’t feel bad, my wife and her friend just put on wigs and sequence shirts to do a “Drag off”
I was the judge. I picked the winner based on whichever one the dog was most annoyed with.
Go on.
Mistah? Shall I call you Mistah?
LOLOLOL
You guys seem awfully interested in an innocuous joke. Hmmmm… *Strokes chin ala Freud*
And when studies support the obvious—that most cis people, queer and straight alike, wouldn’t date trans folks—I’m left wondering what it would take for someone to want to fuck me.
$500 and an 8-ball in Vegas?
“So to recap, a member of the public asked @AOC why her boyfriend is listed as staff in a public document and Twitter locked him out for asking. Don’t be impertinent to powerful public officials on Twitter, folks!”
https://twitter.com/rkylesmith/status/1096442823023489024
I’m pretty sure half the media members with blue check marks spend most of their time on there hurling insults at Trump as part of the #resistance.
I heard he has the standard gov address that “spouses” get. Seems a little odd to extend that to “the man she’s currently sleeping with” but is he really “staff”?
Because I have to: The guy asking the question posted the AOC’s boyfriend’s email. Yes, an email available in the public records, but apparently posting any email info triggers an automatic ban within the system. What’s more, I’d say that is a completely reasonable policy to autoban potential doxxes like that and sort it out manually later. Don’t like defending twitter, but I think this is a case of no one did anything wrong but policies in place to prevent the worst abuses caught an innocent post in their net through no actual malice.
Dorsey is such a dick.
I loved when he pretended to not know the specifics about Alex Jones on Rogan.
What a puke punk.
40 year-old trying to pass as 20 is never a good look, male or female.
Yay for a three day weekend. Time to get drunk. ?
I have to work Monday. 🙁
I’m taking a personal day to hang out with my gf. It’s a “holiday” for her from her job.
Same here as long as I blow off optional work on Monday. Cheers!
I had the most fucking frustrating week ever, and I should come in on the weekend to get caught up on some stuff, but fuck it.
I already decided I’m going to the Chinese massage parlor then cracking into a $50 bottle of rye whiskey and throwing some brisket burgers on the grill.
Hell, maybe even go to the gun range! My local outdoor range got shut down for some alleged stray bullets, but there’s still an indoor one. My friends never want to go there since you have to pay by the hour, but I think it’s worth it because they have a fancy-ass setup where you hang your target, dial in the distance you want on an electronic keypad, and the target zooms out there on the motorized track. No waiting around for a ceasefire, and no worrying about some idiot fiddling with their gun while you’re downrange.
I believe you already covered this in the past, but that would be the one that does not – I repeat – does not provide a happy ending? Why would you continue to pay for such a service?
Well you never know – maybe they do offer that service, but they need to know I’m “cool” before they offer it…
That is some manliness on display Akira.
*grumbles* Fucking Americans with your indoor/outdoor shooting ranges! We have to make do with Cosmic Bowling come Friday night.
Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, Willis? I go to The Range at Langley all the time. Indoor, electronic, tactical range, blah blah blah. Don’t know if they still do it, but they used to do a Friday Night Shoot-em-up there where you could blast away at various pieces of office equipment that you’d learned to hate over the years. Very cathartic.
Damn man, that sounds awesome. As far as I know, no ranges around here let you bring in any kind of objects other than plain targets and clay birds.
I guess it’s one more reason that I need to pursue a large piece of land out in the country…
It’s hard to get a FAC with my history, let alone the rest so cosmic bowling remains. Crossing the border would be a crap shoot.
You don’t need a PAL (the new name for what used to be called the FAC) to shoot at The Range at Langley. They rent guns. Even the .50-cal. It makes a very big boom. ;-)
Way ahead of you Sean. It’s been a hell of a week.
Yeah I have a phone interview on Tues and my old boss called while I was having a drink and appetizers with the wife and may have another contract for me. Just when I’m getting the hang of not working.
There’s no way this was missed by you guys, but a quick scroll and I didn’t see it mentioned. Made my morning.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1096485376087097344
I see his #1 Fan is still stalking him. You go, Eugene!
You know how you know Trump isn’t an evil fascist? He lets people like Eugene Gu hurl insults at him on Twitter on a daily basis and probably gets a kick out of it.
It’s the perfect troll job. Post something slightly mocking at your enemies and watch them stumble over themselves to fill the page with lame comebacks. I’m beginning to think Trump is one of the only people in the world that knows that one thing Twitter is good for.
I agree, he’s not particularly smart in a lot of areas but he’s a genius in internet psychology.
It’s Ali’s rope-a-dope plain and simple.
Yeah, that’s a good analogy.
Yes, the left continues to be lucky that violence is almost completely perpetrated by the left.
Who is Gu anyways?
It’s a department store chain throughout East Asia. Other than that…*Shrugs*
This is who he is:
If anyone knows there are a ton of Jews in medicine, it’s me. (About half my family) But just what is he “legitimately scared” about? Just what “power” does AIPAC have over Gu’s daily life? Is he afraid they will send some Mossad assassins to his house?
If you have to say you “don’t support anti-Semitism”, odds are likely good that your a Jew-hating piece of shit.
Always look for the “but”?
You could say they’re thicc with excuses.
Well sure! You either distract a toddler or you give up and let them cry them-self out. He’s spawned some children, he knows the score.
Looks like Eugene Gu, MD still hasn’t found a cure for retarded.
Dude needs some meds STAT.
That guy is the living meme version of “anything two or more doctors don’t like is a ‘public health crisis’”.
What’s the Deal with Sally?
Politifact won the Pulitzer!
Lol.
Epic! Ranks up there with reactions from the 2016 election.
She should get some pointers from Trudeau.
Good luck. Mahachon never wins.
Too bad, because I wish our LGBT community thought this way:
“We are not saying we are better than male or female,” she said. “We just want to say we are equal.”
Overheard on the tour bus in Spain a few months ago: “Name a female leader of a Western nation!” “Justin Trudeau.” “…”
“Lady-Boys a-comin!”
Stay out of my porn folder.
Then why did you upload it to the Glibs Dropbox?
Uh-oh.
Sharing is caring?
Say you had Twitter at any point in history. Who’s account would you follow? I’m leaning towards Torquemada.
Hitler?
Nikola Tesla
Laura Ingalls Wilder.
Your answer is always L.I.W! What about Joseph Smith? That might prove to be enlightening.
Just assume I’m gonna say LIW to any random thing. LOL
I do not find JS as interesting as I do LIW.
Rasputin, just to hear the inner voice.