Friday Afternoon Links – Monkey County, MD edition

Back when I was a wee-lad in college, answering the call for a fun-filled life in journalism, I did an internship at a local newspaper.  “Sweet!” wee-JW said to himself.  It turned out that the paper didn’t have too much oversight from the owner, and the 20-something dude they hired as the editor-in-chief wanted it to be a tabloid-style scandal rag, to separate it from the crush of the other local newspapers (I’m not sure if there actually were any.)

Baby Doc Duvalier had recently been deposed as the head criminal in charge of Haiti, so I was assigned to find Haitians who had been tortured by his goon squads.  How hard can that be, you ask.  The rub was that they had to live in Montgomery County, MD, since it was a paper that focused on the county and only on the county.  So, after a not-insignificant amount of hard-bitten legwork and old fashioned gumption, I found my guy.  (Part of this gumption was asking my former French professor (3 whole weeks in the class!) to call the residence of a former Haitian ambassador in Miami for me.   I didn’t speak more than 4 words of French and the woman answering the phone didn’t speak any English and kept hanging up on me.  He graciously made the call for me, but came back with bupkis from the ambassador.)

Was my guy grimly tortured by Baby Doc’s meat handlers?  No.  Someone in his family?  No.  His dog?  No.  He was a low-level flunky in a failed coup attempt on Papa Doc.  In 1971.  But he lived in Monkey County and was assigned a .45 revolver during the not-coup.

RUN THAT BABY!!!!  I got the front page and 75 bucks for the story.  And so endeth my illustrious career in journalism (which in hindsight, was a good fucking call).

In the spirit of my misspent yout’, I’ve revived the format of news of my stupid, stupid county for the links (it ain’t Florida, but we do what we can).  Enjoy!

 

Slimy old pol to hopeful home buyers:  Drop dead.

Group of slimy old pols to business owners:  drop even deader.

Local man beats the rush to the next sure-fire strategy to beat the underwear gnomes at their own game.  State gubmint only too happy to help.

I got this!

Gilligan!

Smooooooth operator.

Who doesn’t like a little country dick heading into the weekend?

Comments

488 responses to “Friday Afternoon Links – Monkey County, MD edition”

  1. Tres Cool

    ‘sup ?

    /sksksksksk

    1. Tonio

      It turns out that “I oop” and “sksksksksk” were appropriated from the black and LGBTQetc communities. Heh.

      1. Tres Cool

        Cool link.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          It was reappropriated.

      2. Heroic Mulatto

        Well, no shit.

        Where does all popular culture spring from?

        1. Tundra

          The Velvet Underground.

          1. Yusef

            Perfect,

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Valley Girls say hi.

        3. A Leap at the Wheel

          Arthur Conan Doyle, Japan, the 1930’s pulps, and Jewish NYC comic book authors. Can’t really think of anything else. Was there something you were thinking of?

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            I said popular culture, not dork culture, dork!

        4. Crusty Juggler

          The Harvard Lampoon?

        5. Florida Man

          The Irish?

        6. Popular Petri dishes?

        7. Chipping Pioneer

          Hitler?

          1. R C Dean

            Winner

        8. A Leap at the Wheel

          Elvis? Eric Clapton? The Beastie Boys?

          1. Not Adahn

            >.>

  2. Scruffy Nerfherder

    It’s been a long week.

    1. A very, very long and awful week.

      1. Nephilium

        Agreed. But the weekend is here now.

        1. robc

          But today is the final real day of work at my job.

          On Monday I get to go in and sign the termination papers, then it is off to South Carolina to eventually start the new job.

          1. Shirley Knott

            Congrats!

          2. DEG

            Congratulations!

      2. Tonio

        ^this

      3. Chipwooder

        very long and awful week month

      4. Horrible.

        Mom fell Monday night, late. Fractured skull, concussion, shattered elbow, broken femur.

        I have been with my Dad, at the hospital with Mom. Trying to keep family and friends informed. Dealing with docs, nurses, hospital staff, etc.

        I am very tired and not happy.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Geez man, that sucks.

          1. I have to arrange rehab, long term care and help Mom and Dad get ready for life in assisted living. And then sell their house.

            /self pity end.

          2. Oh, I am soooo sorry.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            That’s a load. My wife went through that with her mom in a ping pong between hospital/rehab/assisted living.

            Give ’em narrowed gazes to anyone standing in your way.

          4. Sean

            Damn.

            Sorry, Swiss.

          5. blackjack

            Man, I hate when live does that to people. Sorry to hear about it.

          6. Tundra

            Ugh.

            Sorry Swissy.

            Praying for you and the family.

          7. Spudalicious

            You have my sympathy. Been there, done that. Except for the mom crashing and burning thing.

          8. Fourscore

            Sorry to hear that about your Mom and family. Seems inevitable but always a shock when reality sets in.
            Good luck, Swiss.

          9. Jarflax

            Sorry Switzy. Had a taste of this myself last winter and it sucks. It brings home the cycle of life when you realize you are now the adult your parents look to to handle things beyond their abilities.

          10. mindyourbusiness

            Went through something like this several years ago. It’s painful and frustrating, to say the least. You can say that events like this are part of life, but it doesn’t help much. All you can do is endure.

        2. Don Escaped Texas

          shite

          being the glue is extra work when you’re upset yourself on top of it

          I suspect they are lucky to have you

          good luck

        3. Tonio

          Oh, crap. I’m sorry, Switzy.

        4. Florida Man

          So sorry to hear. I hope everything works out.

        5. Sensei

          Sorry to read…

        6. A Leap at the Wheel

          Sorry to hear that Swiss. My families prayers are with yours.

        7. Count Potato

          Sorry 🙁

        8. Chipwooder

          Oh damn, man. Very sorry to hear that.

        9. Shirley Knott

          I can only add my voice to the chorus — very sorry for your situation and extremely sorry for the precipitating situation.

        10. Rufus the Monocled

          Lord me.

          Good luck.

        11. Not Adahn

          I’m sorry.

          I’m sure they couldn’t ask for anyone better to take over.

        12. DEG

          Sorry, I hope for the best.

        13. R C Dean

          Damn, Swiss. That’s rough. A lot to do. I have some experience, feel free to contact.

      5. DEG

        Sorry.

    2. Sean

      Yes it has. I’m having take out bbq and bourbon tonight to reward myself for making it to Friday.

  3. Juvenile Bluster

    Some men do air guitar. But not Florida man. Florida man does air sex. Not only that, Florida man competes for the air sex championship.

    https://www.miamiherald.com/miami-com/things-to-do/article235435367.html

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      And here I thought I was special because I’ve actually been to the air guitar championships.

      For the record, they do air sex at that one too, sort of… if you count skinny punker guys in Converse sneaks, tube socks, and nothing else.

    2. Chipwooder

      Air fisting?

    3. Gadfly

      The first thing you need to know is this: They do it with their clothes on.

      -_-

      Not a true Florida Man.

  4. Rufus the Monocled

    FUCK YOU EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO MARCHED FOR THE CLIMATE IN MONTREAL CAUSING UNSPEAKABLE TRAFFIC AND DELAYS MAKING MY COMMUTE MISERABLE.

    FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU GET RAKED BY A HOE. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FOR BEING USEFUL IDIOTS TO BULL SHIT PROPAGANDA.

    Naturally shithead fucktoid champion of douche Justin met with Greta and promised to plant more trees.

    FUCK EVERYONE.

    /FIN. BOWS.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I think you need to clarify how you feel about this.

    2. Caput Lupinum

      Take a deep breathe and tell us how you really feel, Rufus.

    3. leon

      When you feel so mad, like you wanna roar.

      Take a Deep Breath…. and count to four.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      /BENDS OVER. PLACES HANDS ON ASS CHEEKS AND MOTIONS

      FUCK YOU FAUX-VIRTUOUS ASSHOLES.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Congrats on both a spectacular rant and for your award-winning entry into the air sex championships.

      2. Juvenile Bluster

        I’m going to break from y’all to say I want Trump impeached. It would be fucking hilarious, and it would destroy the office of the Presidency forever.

        (I also then want President Pence, President Pelosi (*projectile vomits*), President Grassley, President Pompeo (I think) impeached. I forget who’s next.)

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          I’m going to break from y’all to say I’m a fucking moron who can’t thread a reply properly.

          1. Yusef

            Impeachment doesn’t mean removal

        2. Caput Lupinum

          Just give Rufus a torch and let him go all 1812 on the Capitol, it’ll be faster and we can toast marshmallows.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            I feel like I can lead a revolution.

            It helps the Eagles beat the Packers.

        3. Chipwooder

          I don’t care about Trump, I just don’t want the Democrats to ever win at anything for any reason.

          1. Rhywun

            We have a winner.^

        4. grrizzly

          Clinton’s impeachment hasn’t destroyed the office somehow.

        5. Rhywun

          it would destroy the office of the Presidency forever

          Bless your heart.

        6. Dr. Fronkensteen

          I hope Caesar wins the civil war. It will end the power of the consuls forever. / Roman Libertarian

          1. Not Adahn

            And he was right!

    5. Tundra

      Lol.

      March for climate and keep vehicle idling for hours more than they would otherwise.

      Watermelons FTW!

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Exactly.

        Morons.

        ‘I fucking love science’ my fucken ass.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        1hr 6m.

        It usually takes me 12m.

        FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. THE SECOND SOMEONE BRAGS TO ME THEY WERE THERE THEY’LL GET A STERN LOUIE DE PALMA GROWL AND STARE.

        1. Drake

          People didn’t get out of there cars and beat them to death?

          There was some sort of similar protest on the George Washington Bridge and the cops had to rescue and haul away the protestors before they were killed.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            The bulk of the jerk off walk was in the centre of Montreal but it seems to have impacted the greater Montreal area including where I am 30 min north because of closures.

            These assholes have no regard for people’s lives. That much is evident because most of them are urban granolas.

            I’m just glad my daughter stayed at school where she belongs. They had a free day but apparently a very educational one and she even discovered she can play soccer and was discovered by the school’s coach. She asked her if anyone played soccer in the family. Ahem.

            ‘Yes my father who played high level but tore both his ACL ligaments’ she told the coach.

            Ouch.

  5. Caput Lupinum

    Your stories of Montgomery county, Maryland, make me feel slightly better about living in Montgomery county, Pennsylvania.

    “I will never forget the first time one of my daughters asked me why her hair wasn’t straight like the girls on television,” Jawando said. “I told her she was beautiful the way she was created, and that I would fight to ensure that no one would force her, or her hair, to be otherwise. That is why I’m introducing the CROWN Act with my colleague Nancy Navarro, to prohibit discrimination based on natural hairstyles in Montgomery County.”

    Cut your hair, you damn hippy.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Nobody cares about your hair.

    2. PBRstreetgang

      Who discriminates against natural hair styles? Employers? Schools? How? So much confused.

      I’m also in Montco PA, certainly beats the MD version.

      1. leon

        The fact that you don’t understand just underlines how racist you are.

        1. PBRstreetgang

          Sigh, **Begins packing for MontCo, MD re-education camp**

      2. Caput Lupinum

        And yet you still haven’t gotten drunk with the rest of the philly glibs.

        1. Nephilium

          Speaking of Philly, I’m going to be there come December 5th through the 8th for the PAX Unplugged board game convention. One night I’m planning on heading up to Monk’s for a pint (or more).

          1. Caput Lupinum

            Let me know, I owe DEG a beer because he owed you a beer, so I can get you a beer and complete the circle.

          2. Nephilium

            Feel free to hit me up at my handle at the mail of the big bad Google. Although I kind of like the idea of the owed beer continuing to move through the Glibs.

          3. Caput Lupinum

            Exactly, that’s why I need to buy you a beer to end the chain before it gets out of control.

          4. Caput Lupinum

            I read that backwards; it’s Friday and I just got out of two hours of meetings.

          5. DEG

            NO! Let it get out of control.

      3. Heroic Mulatto

        School dress codes are retarded. It’s not rocket science.

        For what it’s worth:

        Faith Christian Academy (2013)
        In 2013, Vanessa Van Dyke, a 12-year-old African American student at Faith Christian Academy, a private Christian school located in Orlando, Florida, complained to school administrators that several of her classmates were bullying her for having an afro. In response to her complaint, school administrators urged her to cut or chemically straighten her hair and when she refused to do so, she was threatened with expulsion and told her natural hair violated the school’s dress code. Van Dyke’s mother, Sabrina Kent, went to the media with the story and, in response to the public backlash, school administrator, Pastor Carl Stevens, withdrew the school’s threat of expulsion but still urged Van Dyke to “consider the school’s request to cut or straighten her hair. Several years later, in 2017, Van Dyke, then 15-years-old, and her mother discussed the ordeal during an appearance on the U.S. talk show, The Real.[20][21][22]

        Deborah Brown Community School (2013)
        In 2013, Tiana Parker, a 7-year-old African American student at Deborah Brown Community School in Tulsa, Oklahoma, was sent home from school for having dreadlocks, with school officials referencing that the official handbook banned the hairstyle. Additionally, the handbook banned afros, another natural hairstyle, and argued at the Parker’s dreadlocks, maintained by her father Terrence Parker, a professional barber, did not look “presentable.” Parker’s father ultimately disenrolled her from Deborah Brown Community School and the elementary school was subject to online backlash.[23][24]

        Mystic Valley Regional Charter School (2017)
        In 2017, Maya and Deanna Cook, twin sisters and sophomores at Mystic Valley Regional Charter School in Malden, Massachusetts were banned from attending prom and from competing for their school’s sports teams for refusing to remove the braids in their hair. Their mother, Colleen Cook, alleged that other biracial and black students had faced disciplinary action for wearing their hair in braided styles.[25]

        A Book’s Christian Academy (2018)
        Clinton Stanley, Jr., a 6-year-old African American student at A Book’s Christian Academy in Apopka, Florida, was forced to disenroll from the school, a private Fundamentalist Christian school, after school officials told his father, Clinton Stanley, Sr., he’d need to cut his son’s hair before he’d be allowed to attend classes.[26] Sue Book, the school administrator, said that school policy required all male students to have short hair.[27]

        New Jersey Athletics (2018)
        Andrew Johnson, a 16-year-old African American high school wrestler from New Jersey, was given the ultimatum by a referee to either cut off his dreadlocks or forfeit a match. In order to compete, Johnson cut his hair just minutes before the match. As Johnson had previously wrestled without incident with dreadlocks and the officiating referee had a history of using racial slurs, there was public outrage for Johnson and his parents, Rosa and Charles Johnson, have sought legal representation for their son.[28][29]

        1. Yusef

          That’s pretty fucked up and beyond stupid,

        2. Chipwooder

          Stupid, yes, but I can’t get terribly worked up over hair policies at private schools.

          1. whiz

            ^^ This

            Sue Book, the school administrator, said that school policy required all male students to have short hair.

            And that policy was across the board (or is it across-the-board?), no discrimination there.

          2. Shirley Knott

            I can if the policies were not clearly laid out up front. I would like to think the child was taken to see the school, and if so why weren’t the potential future violations mentioned?

        3. Sensei

          Is there any rule about hair length for wrestling?

          1. Gadfly

            Depends on the rules in use, but in general yes. The “had previously wrestled without incident with dreadlocks” part could indicate either that the ref ordering them cut was in the wrong or that the previous refs that had allowed them were wrong. Not enough information is provided to judge that case, but statistically it is more likely to be the latter.

          2. A Leap at the Wheel

            Some high school wrestling rules mandate that the hair must be no lower than the eyes in the front and uniform in appearance, which sounds 50% ok and 50% illegal (assuming we are talking about public schools, and assuming “uniform” means straight/non-dreads) to my totally untrained eye. Length seems like there is a safety and competitive aspect to it. Appearance, not so much.

      4. blackjack

        They passed that same stupidity here a while back. Now, I imagine you can sue if you get fired and claim it was your dreads.

    3. When I hear “natural hair,” I think afros of varying lengths. The two most beautiful black women I have ever met were older and they had close-cropped afros. Now, it may be that they were just super happy and sweet women, but they caught my (artistic) eye (my eye does not get caught often) and didn’t let go.

      I do not consider weaves and long cornrows all wound up on one’s head to be natural, and often, the hairstyle does not suit the facial structure or complement the color of their skin. That said, the creativity is endless.

      I can see why it would be irritating to be expected to iron one’s hair every day to look like “white girl hair.”

      1. Yusef

        Old Black Ladies are very elegant, and tend to dress well wherever they go, natural ‘Fros all,
        Different times I’d say

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          +1 COGIC convention

        2. See: millinery, awesome

  6. Friday Funbags happens early. It can’t be helped.

    http://archive.is/OE7Oq

    1. dontreadonme

      #5 can be my personal ice girl….

  7. Yusef

    Fifteenth!
    Howdy!

    1. Tres Cool

      HEY YUFUS!

      1. Yusef

        Sup Tres!
        Weekend yet?
        /Natty Ice 15 pk. for 10$

  8. leon

    RS Automotives, the local gas station, has been around since 1958, made the switch.

    It’s sad to see such an established business go under.

  9. Tundra

    Hiya JW!

    Graf said a solar panel mandate in Montgomery County would add between $12,000 and $16,000 to the cost of home construction.

    “One of our top priorities is trying to figure out the best way to move forward and make things more affordable especially for middle-income and lower-income individuals,” said Graf.

    Uh, yeah Chief, about that…

    A nudge from his daughter was the final step in convincing Doley to make the switch to EV charging.

    “My daughter, who is 17, she is the one who convinced me after I told her that I was going to talk to the [Electric Vehicle Institute] guys,” Doley said.

    A public works manager for the city of Takoma Park, Maryland, first suggested to Doley a conversation with Electric Vehicle Institute.

    When he told his daughter about the idea, “she said, ‘Dad, that’s a real good suggestion.’”

    The best business advice comes from those who have never run, or even worked in a business.

    It is known.

    1. Certified Public Asshat

      The station will feature four dispensers that connect to a high-powered, 200kW system. The system will allow four vehicles to charge simultaneously and reach 80% battery charge in 20 to 30 minutes. Drivers can go inside and sit in an automated convenience store with screens that allow drivers to track their vehicle’s charging progress.

      The worst part of an oil change every time you need to charge your car.

      1. Tundra

        What if eight show up?

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It actually might work. The customers are going to be buying stuff while they’re there for much longer than a typical gas station.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Which is why Target, Kroger, and Costco are going to put him out of business.

        2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

          And I don’t think gas stations actually make money off the gas they sell. They make money from stuff people buy in the convenience store.

      3. leon

        Turn the normal 20 min shopping trip to an hour.

      4. Gadfly

        The system will allow four vehicles to charge simultaneously and reach 80% battery charge in 20 to 30 minutes.

        I don’t see how that could be both affordable for the customer and profitable for the business. One of the benefits of the electric car is supposed to be that the electricity needed to move a mile is cheaper than the equivalent gas needed to move an ICE vehicle the same distance. So a full charge should cost the equivalent of a tank of gas, but take five times as long to dispense. I’m guessing they are really banking on the customers purchasing stuff while they wait. All four of them.

        1. dorvinion

          I’ve read that a Tesla uses about 250Wh to go 1 mile at highway speeds.

          So 100 miles = 25kWh. At my local electric rate of $0.125 that is $3.12
          This is of course the rate you would pay charging at home, though you do have to buy the 240v charging thing.

          Supercharger use costs more than charging at home of course. Say its $0.35 per kWh, so that would be $8.75, but call it $9.50 because batteries don’t absorb 100% of what you feed them.

          Now, a 30mpg car would use 3.3 gallons of gas to do the same distance. Figure $2.75 a gallon and your 100 mile road trip gas cost you $9.08

          However, almost all your driving takes place at home, and even at $1 a gallon, the EV drives cheaper on your day to day drives.

    2. leon

      I was super confused at first because i read:

      A nude from his daughter was the final step in convincing Doley to make the switch to EV charging.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Maryland, not Alabama.

    3. Rhywun

      “One of our top priorities is trying to figure out the best way to move forward and make things more affordable especially for middle-income and lower-income individuals,” said Graf.

      Uh huh. I wonder how many “minimum lot size” regulations they have.

    4. blackjack

      We did the solar panel thing last year. It’s really helped with our homeless problem, as you can see.

  10. BakedPenguin

    ’bout that time the front door was kicked in
    And there stood some scumball all covered in sin
    He said “that’s my woman” I said “that’s no lie”
    I blew a hole in him just as big as the sky

    Good music choice, Jdub.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Note for those who don’t know the Beat Farmers: same band not the same song.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”
      1. JW

        BP, you brilliant bastard, that was the 2nd choice. That or Beat Generation.

  11. Donation Not Taxation

    Not first!

    Hello, JW.

  12. Juvenile Bluster

    $20 says electric charging station dude makes more $ than he otherwise would selling gas. Profit margins on gas are minimal anyways. He’s getting a shitload of publicity, and even people without EVs will probably virtue signal by showing up at whatever convenience store he has attached to the gas station.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Maybe. There might be tax incentives too. But, if it doesn’t catch on (which is unlikely without government mandates which are sure to come) then he just looks like that asshole who has huge outdated solar panels on the roof of his house that he installed when the Carter administration was offering tax incentives.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        A little more than just tax incentives. It was a direct grant for over 700k.

    2. Florida Man

      Also since it take 1/2 hour to charge up, he will sell more coffee and snacks.

    3. Certified Public Asshat

      Eh, if you have an electric car you probably already live close enough to work where you can get there and back home to charge overnight.

      1. Sensei

        Correct. You only charge at a fast charge place like this when traveling. Usually you time them to a food and or bathroom break.

    4. dorvinion

      Hard to say if it will make him more, but if he doesn’t already have it, he needs to get some sort of restaurant in his convenience store because dining is gonna be why people don’t mind the charge wait.

      My most recent road trip convinced me that electrics with a range of 300-350 miles, and a 30-45 minute recharge time would not alter my travel habits on vacation compared to a gas powered car.

      300-350 miles takes about 5-7 hours or so. If you start your morning drive at 100% charge, by the time you’ve driven enough to recharge, you want food.

      I’ve got kids which means every meal stop takes a minimum of 30 minutes, and another 5-10 for bathroom breaks. The fact that the car is parked and charging for 30-45 minutes doesn’t matter. If anything I may even get done faster because the car will be refueling while I eat. No need for the additional 5 minute stop at a gas station.

      1. Part of the fun of a road trip is browsing the convenience store and gathering all sorts of crap to snack on.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          I don’t know why, but this makes me about 20% confident that you are a vampire.

          1. Heh.

            I started writing a vampire story, where the newly turned is a frumpy middle-aged housewife. I stopped when I realized she’d be living paycheck to paycheck for the rest of eternity and got depressed.

          2. Gadfly

            I stopped when I realized she’d be living paycheck to paycheck for the rest of eternity and got depressed.

            So she needs a sugar daddy. Sounds like you passed up an opportunity to make bank off of the 50-shades crowd.

          3. 50 Shades or 50-somethings?

            Eh, she’s still frumpy after turning. There’s no magical transformation.

            I kinda got the idea from this hilarious thing:

            Fat Vampire: Tastes Like Chicken

          4. blackjack

            Double bloodsucker?

          5. Gadfly

            50 Shades or 50-somethings?

            50 Shades. I’ve never read or watched it (not in the target demo), but I heard that it was on the reader-avatar end of the fiction spectrum, in which case having a rather plain or even frumpy protagonist would not seem to be a detriment. But I could be totally wrong.

          6. in which case having a rather plain or even frumpy protagonist would not seem to be a detriment

            Ohhhhh I understand EXACTLY what you’re saying.

            I wrote a blog post on that very topic.

          7. Gadfly

            I wrote a blog post on that very topic.

            Interesting read. Those quotes from those Twilight fans were rather sad. I can see why you wouldn’t want to write a reader-avatar character, but on the other hand $20 is $20. 😀

          8. $20 is $20

            Same as downtown.

            I’m glad you liked it! I cross-posted to another (romance) blog, whose self-styled educated and sophisticated denizens didn’t actually get my point.

      2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        A buddy of mine drove his Tesla from San Diego to the Grand Canyon and said the same thing. By the time you need a charge you are ready to stop for food anyway.

  13. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Customer: I want to rent this piece of equipment over the weekend. I’m four hours away.

    Me: Sure thing. It’s a relatively complicated process so we need to go through it when you get here. Otherwise you may have difficulties over the weekend.

    Customer: OK

    Customer’s wife shows up at 4:30 on Friday, a half hour before close.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Sleep with his wife. Problem solved

      1. leon

        I like your style

      2. “I’ve got the piece of equipment you rented…”

        /while unzipping

      3. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        That would be the alpha move.

    2. violent_k

      I spent 25 years or so in equipment rental. I’ll bet you and me could drink ourselves into comas before we ran out of stupid customer stories.

      1. Rhywun

        I’ve repressed all my memories of years in customer service jobs. They come back at night, though.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        As bad as it can be dealing with contractors, dealing with homeowners and the general public is far worse.

        1. Chipping Pioneer

          The flip side is, CSRs develop the attitude that all homeowners are flaky idiots. I’m reasonably handy, at least enough to know when I don’t know enough and need some instruction. To this little fucker at the local HD with a Napoleon complex, I’m just like all the other idiots.

          1. I dress up to go to HD: jeans, steel-toed boots, leather gloves, and a red pinup bandanna.

            Walk in like I own the place and get anything I want AND instruct the little boys in orange aprons playing Bob the Builder.

          2. Sean

            Hawt!

  14. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    https://hotair.com/archives/allahpundit/2019/09/27/mike-bloomberg-china-isnt-dictatorship-leaders-listen-public/

    “Mike Bloomberg: China Isn’t A Dictatorship And Its Leaders Listen To The Public”

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Everything you ever needed to know about Mike Bloomberg summer up in one sentence.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        There should be consequences for being such an unrepentant boot licker for the Chicoms. Maybe he should be sent to Hong Kong to let the protesters decide what to do with him.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Oh hey, looky here, a “human rights” activist pimping China now too. Chicom boot lickers must have gotten their marching orders.

          https://twitter.com/PeterTatchell/status/1177592498144845824

          Peter Tatchell

          @PeterTatchell

          Chinese communist revolution 1949 led to greatest emancipation of women in world history, ending foot binding, concubines & forced marriage & beginning the mass education of girls & opening up all-male occupations to women – decades ahead of the West. @CCriadoPerez @lynne_segal

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            China is so woke, guys

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            They’re just getting us prepped for the coming struggle sessions.

          3. Raven Nation

            Also bullshit. Foot-binding became less common in the late 19th century. It began disappearing rapidly following the Chinese Revolution of 1912.

          4. Rhywun

            Next you’re going to claim, without evidence, that Western girls didn’t get schooling or take boy-jobs until the 1980s.

          5. Shirley Knott

            The Industrial Revolution emancipated far more women than the ChiCom one.

          6. Heroic Mulatto

            To be fair, 1949 is when China got around to industrializing.

          7. Tonio

            Followed shortly thereafter by a one-child policy and forced abortions.

            Somewhere, Tommie Friedman has a boner.

          8. Chipwooder

            What a fucking piece of shit

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      Surreptitious eavesdropping is a form of listening

    3. Yusef

      Oh they listen all right,
      all the day,
      and all the night,
      Ask the Uighurs

  15. Tonio

    “Monkey County” takes me back.

    1. Chipwooder

      Was that Berk Breathed’s first and less successful comic strip?

  16. Gender Traitor

    “[Mimes profile bio.]”

    True confession: I’m a recovering mime. My high school had a troupe for four years, and I was in it for three of those years. I hasten to add that this was in the late ’70s, the Golden Age of Mime, before the Great Anti-Mime Backlash of the ’80s. When Dustin Hoffman shoved the street mime in “Tootsie” and the audience in the theater cheered, I knew it was all over.

    I pray all of you can forgive me – or at least not shun me. ::hangs head::

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      We’ll forgive, but we’ll never forget. The internet is forever.

      *places invisible box over GT*

      1. Ozymandias

        Very nice, Scruff. I think that should about cover it.
        [Mimes being a judge at the Salem Mime Witch Trials]

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      * mimes pedaling in offensive shorts *

      / worst person ever, I suppose

    3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      “I hasten to add that this was in the late ’70s, the Golden Age of Mime, before the Great Anti-Mime Backlash of the ’80s. When Dustin Hoffman shoved the street mime in “Tootsie” and the audience in the theater cheered, I knew it was all over.”

      You have the best comments. I was legitimately laughing while reading this.

      But, also, never let Dustin Hoffman ever tell you what to do. Ever.

    4. Nephilium

      /looks to the earlier book thread.

      Oh, I can’t wait to hear what you think of Vetinari.

      1. Gender Traitor

        Just a guess – a mime animal doctor?

        1. Nephilium

          Nope. The Patrician, the ruler of Ankh-Morpork.

      2. Tundra

        And Carrot.

      3. Don Escaped Texas

        English authors to the mid-20th century could write phrases and phrases in French

        so why are we now starting a third generation of F1 commentators who can’t pronounce “Renault”

        for that matter, why would anyone have trouble pronouncing Renault??11!!?

        1. I’m having trouble with Agincourt, myself.

          Terrible American pronounces it the way it looks.

          1. Don Escaped Texas

            por que ?

            John Keegan argues (implies? maybe I made this up) that Agincourt, Yorktown, and San Jacinto are essentially the same battle

            but I don’t think there was a river or bay in play at Agincourt

          2. I am writing a book wherein the hero fought at Agincourt (1415) and I feel like a stupid idiot American every time I say it, plodding over an elegant language like French.

          3. Yusef

            My G mother had a REN-ALT, until I got into F1, and went, OHHHH….

        2. Caput Lupinum

          Because silent letters are obnoxious French orthography is ridiculous. Yes, English is worse, but expecting someone that isn’t familiar with French pronunciation to be able to guess what consonants are and aren’t silent, which vowels are monopthongs next to another vowel and which are dipthongs, is rather presumptuous.

          1. Shirley Knott

            Years (okay, decades) ago my French teacher told me the orthography is god-awful because scribes were paid by the letter. No idea if it’s true, but it makes a certain amount of sense.

          2. Yeah! Hey guy running the Spencer’s at the Richland Mall in the early 80’s, Fuck you, you smug asshole! I only ever say “Tarot” in the Piers Anthony books, how was a thirteen year old kid to know the last T is silent.

          3. Caput Lupinum

            I unironically agree with you completely.

          4. Fucker actually called his buddy up from back, “Hey Bob, check this out ..Okay kid what are you looking for again” Oh they got a big laugh out of that. Now that I look back that’s probably where my crippling social anxiety started.

          5. I was in my twenties before I found out how “Tucson” was pronounced. Note to self: NOT tuck-sun.

          6. Rhywun

            When I was kid there were TV commercials for Renault all the time.

            But yeah, you’re right about French.

          7. The one to watch

            (Now if I could find the 80s Perrier jingle calling itself the earth’s first soft drink…. There’s this commercial, but it doesn’t have the earworm jingle.

          8. grrizzly

            But at least someone who is familiar with French pronunciation will have an easy time reading French. It’s actually quite logical–unlike English.

            As for for vowels next to each other, the French use the umlaut.

          9. BakedPenguin

            Surprisingly metal for France.

          10. Gadfly

            It’s actually quite logical–unlike English.

            English is actually quite logical. It just uses the logic of three separate and contradictory language systems at the same time, depending on the root of the word. It’s what happens when the conquered becomes the conqueror. Very logical, indeed.

            ;-P

          11. when the conquered becomes the conqueror

            Go, Angles and Saxons!

          12. grrizzly

            If only one could figure out whuch system is in play to pronounce bow/mow/plow/row.

          13. Not Adahn

            There was a question to TSR about how to pronounce the monster “flind.”

            The official answer was “it rhymes with ‘wind.’”

          14. Gadfly

            If only one could figure out whuch system is in play to pronounce bow/mow/plow/row.

            LOL. You’re not going to even figure out how to pronounce “bow” and “row” without context, as they each have (at least) two different meanings with two different pronunciations, so the words rhyme and don’t rhyme with each other at the same time. Embrace the chaos.

          15. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

            My strategy for pronouncing French is to speak through my nose and drop the last two or three letters.

          16. Fourscore

            Works for me too, or did back in the days when Chirac and I lived in the same country.

          17. Homple

            “Monophthong” should be pronounced with the Daffy Duck voice.

    5. A Leap at the Wheel

      On the one hand, I know that each person has their own unique and individual dignity, and that breaking ties with someone is the worst way to evangelize.

      On the other hand… a mime? Really? This is harder to process than when that nice robc boy came out as a Georgist.

      1. robc

        I am only a Georgist on 1 specific issue.

        There is lots of other crap that goes into Georgism.

        I have asked to be debunked by someone giving me a legitimate natural law claim to private land ownership, but I have yet to hear one I accept.

        1. Tundra

          Uh…. is

          “SHUT THE FUCK UP GEORGETARD!”

          at all compelling?

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I don’t know about anyone else, but I find it compelling.

          2. robc

            That seems to be about all I get from you folk.

            At least that is how I interpret it.

          3. BakedPenguin

            If you have to continue to pay money for something, you don’t own it. If you disagree, stop paying your property tax and see what happens.

          4. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Let he who has read “Progress and Poverty” cast the first stone

        2. A Leap at the Wheel

          Your use of the word “legitimate” is doing more work than James Brown. I know for a fact you know about the labor theory of property, you just call it legitimate or say you aren’t persuaded then say no one has a good theory of it. If you are steeling bases like that, you should at least strip naked, flex in front of a mirror and say “Rickey’s the best” over and over again.

          1. robc

            the labor theory of property is BS. There are so many issues with it that it is obviously not real.

            Mises agrees with me that property is historically might makes right (or I agree with Mises, I guess).

            Property rights works great, but it is purely functional, not based on natural law.

    6. Chipwooder

      “If you can’t reach your primary objective, your secondary targets are here and here”

    7. blackjack

      This is great. I’m actually speechless.

    8. Not Adahn

      I spent a couple of summers at an arts cap as a youth. One of the disciplines they had there was mime, Taught by Tony Montanaro. He was 70 years old, could do fingertip (singular) pushups and one-handed presses into a handstand. It really was impressive.

    9. Spudalicious

      “Golden Age of Mime”

      Is that anything like “Military Intelligence”?

      1. Drake

        Uh huh.

        They died doing what they loved.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Skydiving?

    1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      I’m guessing the earth didn’t move for them.

      1. Not Adahn

        It moved towards them at a rather high rate of speed.

  17. Donation Not Taxation

    “Slimy old pol to hopeful home buyers: Drop dead.” Climate change.

    “Group of slimy old pols to business owners: drop even deader.” Climate change.

    “Local man beats the rush to the next sure-fire strategy to beat the underwear gnomes at their own game. State gubmint only too happy to help.” Opposing this means being for discrimination, which is a hard sell. But yeah, more victimless punishable offense.

    “I got this!” Not Florida Man?

    “Gilligan!” What was the cause of the fire: Climate change or President Donald J. Trump?

    “Smooooooth operator.” No comment.

    “Who doesn’t like a little country [redacted] heading into the weekend?” In 1986, were you listening to “Big Ugly Wheels” by Beat Farmers or “That’s What Friends Are For” by Dionne and Friends and “Walk Like an Egyptian” by The Bangles?

    1. Yusef

      WTF? Copypasta much?

      1. Donation Not Taxation

        Would you prefer the replies without what is being commented upon?

    1. blackjack

      That guy was a dick.

    2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      Obvious lie. There are no well hung Brits. Or am I confusing them with the Irish?

      1. Spudalicious

        Hey!

    3. DEG

      He should claim the (NSFW site) $10,000 prize.

  18. Nephilium

    Alright, we’ve got the comeback to really threaten White Claw now:

    Bartles & Jaymes Disappeared After the ’80s. Now, It’s Making Wine Coolers…Cool Again.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Zima needs to come back. That was the only way to tell the difference between a gay man (Zima), a married man (Old Style), and a sad man (Old Style and tears).

      1. robc

        It was brought back recently.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          I had no idea

      2. Nephilium

        Zima did come back, two years ago.

      3. What about slutty, drunk skanks that are DTF? Those are the ones I’m looking for.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Mike’s Hard Lemonade

        2. Chipwooder

          Skyy Blue, Bacardi Silver

      4. robc

        Miller brought it back temporarily in 2017, it sold out immediately, so they brought it back in 2018. I have no idea about this year. Or if it seasonal only.

    2. robc

      Malt beverages seem to go thru this weird 10 year cycle. Over and over again.

      1. Nephilium

        About the only part I didn’t know was about the huge bump to the wine taxes that converted it from a wine based alcoholic drink to an early malt based beverage.

    3. Sensei

      Naturally its original demise was hastened by tax changes.

    1. Yusef

      I saw somewhere I guy did 30 in 15 hours, back in NYC in the ’70s

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      By myself or with my partner?

    3. Crusty Juggler

      47.

    4. Playa Manhattan

      60 man hours, so 10 bucks an hour.

  19. Florida Man

    I’ll be visiting Halloween horror nights in Hollywood & Orlando this year. Is anyone interested in an article comparing the 2 or would it be too much like looking at someone else’s vacation photos? Definitely not offended if no one is interested.

    1. Yusef

      I Love Halloween, Do it!

    2. Crusty Juggler

      Will you be wearing yoga pants or meggings?

      1. Florida Man

        Prolly a wife beater and cut off jeans here and I assume a parka in Hollywood.

        1. Crusty Juggler

          Then yes I want to see.

        2. blackjack

          First time out here? I don’t even have a thick coat, much less a parka. Be warned however, even when it’s hot during the day, it’s kinda chilly at night. Oh, and if you have a spare Friday night, go to Bob’s big boy in toluca lake. Very impressive cruise night about a mile from universal. Very impressive.

          1. Florida Man

            My wife’s 2 brothers live in LA so we go every couple years. I’m just clowning about the weather, but I’m sure it will be colder than I’m use to.

          2. Florida Man

            Used.

  20. Something something lie half way around the world something truth putting on shoes

    https://retractionwatch.com/2019/09/25/nature-paper-on-ocean-warming-retracted/

    1. Yusef

      We all go to the same websites, like RCS, I read that this morning

  21. Private Chipperbot

    Sheedy selling Impreach the motherfucker t-shirts.

    U.S. Rep. Rashida Tlaib is defending her campaign’s sale of T-shirts emblazoned with her rallying cry to “impeach the mother (expletive),” referring to President Donald Trump.

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      We need to impeach Trump because because he’s a callous oaf who’s violating the norms of public life!!! Didn’t you hear him say “pussy” in a private conversation that was surreptitiously recorded?!? And when he chose to be the second president in a row that publicly asserted that a Hispanic judge will rule based on their Hispanic identity instead of the law?!?!

    2. Chipwooder

      Did she sell out of her “KILL VAPERS!” shirts too?

  22. Crusty Juggler

    Professor: Tom Brady’s popularity is result of white supremacy

    Kusz, an associate professor of kinesiology, argues that the New England Patriots’ star quarterback’s popularity is due to white supremacy and white male rage, and not his six Super Bowl titles, Campus Reform reports.

    The article reports on a book chapter Kusz penned titled “Making American White Men Great Again: Tom Brady, Donald Trump, and the Allure of White Male Omnipotence in Post-Obama America,” in which he wrote “quarterback Tom Brady has gained popularity due to the ‘latest wave of white rage and white supremacy’ that he says developed since the Obama presidency alongside a ‘disturbing racial reaction among white conservatives in response to the idea that a black man would be [president].’”

    Kusz hones in on Brady’s media appearances, such as a 2015 commercial for Under Armour, arguing the style of the ad “would not seem out of place in Leni Reifenstahl’s infamous Nazi propaganda film, ‘Triumph des willens.’”

    The professor told Campus Reform:

    “I decided to research Trump and Brady’s public performances of their white masculinities and how they connect with broader debates about race and gender politics after a student in one of my classes brought the UnderArmour commercial to my attention and it piqued my interest,” the professor said.

    Kusz also took issue in the chapter with a Beautyrest mattress commercial in which the camera angle is pointed upward at Brady so that the “viewer is compelled to see him as superior,” as well as Brady’s partnership with “upscale companies” like UGG and Aston Martin.

    “In each of these sites, Brady is figured as an unconflicted and unapologetic embodiment of upper-class white exceptionality and manly omnipotence.”

    Besides his issues with Brady’s endorsement deals, Kusz pointed out that Brady usually maintains friendships with mostly white people off the field, calling the quarterback “a wealthy, white man who unapologetically enjoys, and has even made a habit out of, spending time with other wealthy white men who treasure time ‘with the boys’ over all others.”

    Earlier this year, Kusz published a scholarly article in the Journal of Hate Studies titled “‘Winning Bigly’: Sporting Fantasties of White Male Omnipotence in the Rise of Trump and Alt Right White Supremacy.”

    Its abstract notes the essay explored “how the Trump candidacy and presidency, the rise of the Alt Right, and the appeal of New England Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady, to his fans who have nicknamed him as the ‘Greatest Of All Time’ (i.e. The G.O.A.T.), are all linked by 1) the lionization of a particular performance of white masculinity as omnipotent, and 2) a desire to unapologetically revitalize white male privilege and prerogative as the unquestioned norm across American culture.”

    The scholar’s focus on this subject even dates back to 2010, when he authored the scholarly article “Remasculinizing American white guys in/through new millennium American sport film” in the journal Sport in Society. It argued sports movies featuring white men “is the re-centring of white masculinity in post-9/11 American culture and, by extension, refortifying white male privilege in American society,” according to its abstract.

    Kusz’s faculty bio states he is author of “Revolt of The White Athlete – Intersections in Communications and Culture” and an “expert on the intersection between sport, media, and contemporary cultural politics.”

    This fall he is teaching an English course at the University of Rhode Island called “On the Culture Politics of Man-Boy Narratives” in conjunction with the school’s Gender and Women’s Studies program.

    See, this guy gets it! Sunday afternoon, the undefeated Buffalo Bills, will storm the Patriots offensive and defensive lines, much like the allied forces stormed Normandy beach, because white supremacy must be defeated!

    1. Rhywun

      public performances of their white masculinities

      LOLOLOLOLOL ?

    2. Chipwooder

      Couldn’t possibly be the six titles. Naaaaaah.

    3. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      Crap, this guy is going to make me root for the Patriots.

    4. blackjack

      Think maybe his wife might get mad if he spends a lot of time with the women of color?

    5. commodious spittoon

      “Everywhere I look I see what I’m looking for.”

      What a blessed life.

    6. Homple

      Pol Pot might have had the right idea about the intelligentsia after all.

  23. Crusty Juggler

    U.S. lawmakers propose $1 billion fund to replace Huawei equipment

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) – A U.S. House panel unveiled bipartisan legislation this week that would authorize $1 billion for small and rural wireless providers to replace network equipment from companies including Huawei Technologies Co Ltd and ZTE Corp that lawmakers say pose a national security risk.

    Lobbyists for the win!

    1. Yusef

      Not this time, Huawei is a real immediate threat,

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        To whom? The NSA can’t stand a little competition in the “spying on the American people” market?

        1. Not Adahn

          You can’t do that to our tax cattle! Only WE can do that to our tax cattle!!

        2. Homple

          No, our people don’t need the whole goddam world spying on them. Uncle Sam, Google and Zoroaster knows who else are in our stuff 24/7. I know, percentage wise anyway, the Chinese don’t add that much to the snooping load but, JFC is there no limit?

    1. Atanarjuat

      99.9% OT, but I saw Phil Collins last night. He looks like a less able version of Hans Moleman. His 18 year old son was playing drums while he sat in a chair downstage. Pretty good show nonetheless. The whole phenomenon was before my time, really.

    2. Drake

      Sex in an ad? (This had to be made by a Glib)

  24. Crusty Juggler

    Trump considers delisting Chinese firms from U.S. markets: sources

    The move would be part of a broader effort to limit U.S. investment in Chinese companies, two of the sources said. One said it was motivated by the Trump administration’s growing security concerns about their activities.

    Major U.S. stock indexes slipped on the news, which came days before China celebrates the 70th anniversary of the birth of the People’s Republic on Oct. 1, when the world’s No. 2 economy will shut down for a week of festivities

    Smart.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Idiotic is what it is. Not sure what it accomplishes.

      (Though the Securities and Exchange Commission has been dicking me around for a week and I likely won’t be able to make a Monday filing deadline for something (which will of course be my fault), so anything that makes more work for them makes me happy right now.)

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Not sure what it accomplishes.

        Owning the Chinks?

        1. leon

          I think the chicoms have that market locked up.

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      I’m sure that won’t have any ill effects on the markets. None whatsoever.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Already did. UVXY popped at 11:30 this morning.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          You mean around the time literally everything else dropped?

          1. Playa Manhattan

            Yes. UVXY tracks VIX leveraged at 1.5

    3. Spudalicious

      Yeah. I’m sure the comment occurred in a vacuum and has nothing to do with trade negotiations.

  25. Playa Manhattan

    An island was on fire for a week?

    If only they had a reliable source of water.

    1. JW

      Two guys with a boat and couple of buckets could have handled it.

  26. Crusty Juggler

    21-inch stone penis that may have been used for sacrificial ceremonies 3,000 years ago is discovered in Sweden

    Archaeologist Gisela Ängeby told local paper the Göteborgs-Posten: ‘It has a distinct phallus shape. I thought when I came across it that “oh my god it can’t be true.”

    ‘I showed the picture to colleagues and there is no discussion, it has a very penis-like shape.’

    Phallic stones often show up during excavations but it is rare to find one so closely modeled on the real thing, leading the team to their fertility ritual theory.

    In addition to the stone phallus, the archaeologists found animal bones and shaped stones.

    No human bones were found, leading them to discard their original theory of a graveyard but evidence show that animals may have been slaughtered there as part of a fertility ritual.

    The researchers believe it was a sacrificial site from the later part of the Bronze Age, between 1800 and 500 BC.

    Gisela said: ‘I believe that in connection with the erection, it was used to offer sacrifices, for example within the framework of a fertility cult.’

    Remarkably, the archaeologists believe the stone may have had its shape naturally before it was later refined.

    I mean it looks like a dick, lady – how much of a discussion did you need?

    1. Atanarjuat

      It’s always “fertility rituals”, which I don’t think we really have in this time period. Couldn’t they just be gay?

    2. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Warty Hugeman artifact?

      1. Spudalicious

        Fossilized dick?

  27. Don Escaped Texas

    Where does all popular culture spring from?

    What do

    Jim Henson

    Darth Vader

    TCB

    look under your seat !

    have in common?

    They all escaped the same place.

  28. Crusty Juggler

    ‘Spider-Man’ Shocker: Disney, Sony Striking a Deal for One More Movie

    omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

    Spider-Man is back in action. After publicly parting ways over a deal gone south, Disney/Marvel and Sony are back at the table and have struck a deal that would see Marvel produce another Spider-Man film for Sony. The new film even has a release date: July 16, 2021. Jon Watts, the filmmaker behind the previous two Spider-Man films, is in talks to direct.

    I don’t know how they did it but boy am I glad they did. YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    1. Fatty Bolger

      Utterly predictable. Sony didn’t really want to make a movie, and Disney wants Spider-Man as part of a multi-billion dollar franchise. A deal was going to be made.

  29. Timeloose

    Happy Friday ya’ll.

    It’s been a good day to end a long week. I took the afternoon off to ride my motorcycle and enjoy one of the last beautiful summer like days of the year.

    I hit a bee going 50mph that subsequently was stunned and dropped inside my leathers. She woke up and proceeded to sting me in the solar plexus mid corner. I punched it dead and was able to safely stop and pull out the stinger.

    I now feel like I got punched in the gut. I guess I did some of that, but I’m still smiling.

    I’m home and contemplating my next move. It will certainly involve booze.

    1. Yusef

      Ouch! Benadryl lotion helps,

      1. Timeloose

        Thant’s my second move. Thanks.

    2. Crusty Juggler

      That’s terrifying.

      1. Timeloose

        I initially thought it was the “big one”. I channeled Fred G.

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RnfflRNpwKA

        1. Crusty Juggler

          I don’t blame you. I once had a small bat fly into through the drivers side window while I was driving, but I was in a car so it was easier to deal with/panic about.

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            You shouldn’t slow down in bat country.

          2. Timeloose

            Yea I had the combination of surprise pain and fear of death by guard rail. To date i’ve hit a bat, Owl, squirrel, and bunny on the bike.

            The owl I saw coming and swerved just as it turned into me. It screeched as it hit me.

    3. Florida Man

      Something bit both my dogs. I’m guessing bees or wasp. They each have a little bald spot where the bite pussed out. Poor little bears.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Puss? Spiders are a good guess. What kind do you have in FL?

        1. Florida Man

          All of the kinds. They like to wander through the hedges chasing lizards so who knows what they’ve flushed out.

      2. Spudalicious

        My dogs eat wasps and bees right out of the air.

    4. blackjack

      That’s fucked up. I once had a bee fly around my windshield and sting me inside of my nostril. That dogs I was out in the desert with no other traffic. Everything went white and I couldn’t see. I slowed to a stop and just sat there with water pouring out of my eyes for about 3 or 4 minutes. It HURT!

      1. I have not had anything like that happen to me on a motorcycle, but the last time a wasp stung me I killed him right there on my arm and watched him die writhing.

        My sting itched for a little while.

        1. Oh, and I am the designated wasp killer around my house. Husband’s deathly allergic, daughter might be too, son got attacked by a swarm when he was little so it’s panic attack time.

          Me…come at me, bro.

    5. Tres Cool

      I was rolling down the interstate on my Suzuki, to meet (then) girlfriend for lunch. I had on shorts and Chuck Taylors (I know….not appropriate) and some stingy-thing went down said shoe at 70 mph. It felt like a lit cigarette was in there. It was tough to keep my composure until I got to the exit.

      1. Timeloose

        It’s good to see I’m not alone. Bees and I have a long history of mutual hate. They are still up in the win column.

        1. Ozymandias

          I tend to catch them in the throat. I’ve had that happen twice now, most recent was a week ago. I had one bee stick to a pair of jeans and repeatedly sting me. I think we were both panicked and just doing what we do, but he got squished and slapped away and I got a decent sting in my quad.

          The slightly-bigger-than-small-rock kicking up and hitting me in the shin is a recurring fear on the bike, but so far, only once and nothing too bad.

  30. Florida Man

    Love the alien movie? How about watching someone crap all over it?

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8974964/

    1. BakedPenguin

      Critical Drinker, Quartering, Red Letter Media, and Razorfist videos impending.

  31. Crusty Juggler

    <a href="https://www.indiewire.com/2019/09/the-irishman-first-reviews-scorsese-1202177022/:<‘The Irishman’ First Reactions Praise Martin Scorsese’s ‘Instant Classic’ and ‘Masterpiece’

    Not that I thought it would suck, but I am glad that it doesn’t suck.

  32. Sean

    https://thefederalist.com/2019/09/27/intel-community-secretly-gutted-requirement-of-first-hand-whistleblower-knowledge/

    Federal records show that the intelligence community secretly revised the formal whistleblower complaint form in August 2019 to eliminate the requirement of direct, first-hand knowledge of wrongdoing.

    I mean, of fucking course they did. Who can be bothered with actual knowledge of a situation when you can rely on rumor and innuendo?

    Charles Schumer is a goat fucker, according to people familiar with him.

    1. Drake

      That is one hell of a coincide! Then an even bigger coincidence, a CIA spook happened to be in the White House a couple weeks later and heard a bunch of incriminating shit, called up a Clinton lawyer, and reported it!

    2. Chipwooder

      Fuck you Sean!!!! *runs off*

  33. Chipwooder

    Well now, this is rather interesting – it seems that the form used by whistleblowers used to require the individual filing the complaint to have firsthand knowledge of the subject of the complaint. That was the policy stated on the May 2018 revision of the form, which was the most recent until……August 2019, when a checkbox was added saying “I heard about it from others”.

    That is one helluva coincidence that the form changed to allow secondhand information the same damned month that a secondhand complaint was made that is fueling more impeachment blather. I try to avoid conspiratorial thinking but cmon.

    1. What’s proper, non-eyebrow-raising amount of time between a rule changing and someone acting on that rule change?

      1. Chipwooder

        More than a couple of weeks, probably.

      2. mexican sharpshooter

        A couple days to be honest.

      3. leon

        I don’t know about that, but I think the idea that there aren’t people in the Intel community working to undermine the president is a little naive.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Look, just because the inspector general recommended an indictment for the former FBI director and his lieutenant for leaking classified information to the press in order to boost the prospect of a special counsel investigation and just because nearly the entirety of the foreign policy establishment openly declared their hostility to a Trump presidency in multiple newspaper articles does not mean that the intelligence community is hostile to Trump.

          Trust the CIA and FBI, because small government or something

        2. Homple

          Yeah, just a little naive.

    2. Cool link, bro!

    3. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend, who heard it from another you’ve been messing around.

  34. Crusty Juggler

    ‘Jesus Rolls’ First Footage: John Turturro’s ‘Big Lebowski’ Sequel Is One Wild Trip

    North American moviegoers who adore “The Big Lebowski” have to wait until 2020 to see John Turturro’s long-in-development sequel “The Jesus Rolls,” but the movie is opening in Italy next month and now the first footage has debuted online courtesy of Italian distributor Europictures. The downside is that the Italian trailer is not in English, but the upside is that the footage promises Turturro’s infamous “Big Lebowski” character Jesus Quintana will return to the big screen in all his loveably weirdo glory.

    Turturro also wrote and directed “The Jesus Rolls,” which puts the title character in a loose retelling of Bertrand Blier’s 1974 French comedy-drama “Going Places.” Turturro’s Jesus gets released from prison and links up with two fellow misfits played by Bobby Cannavale and Audrey Tautou. When they make enemies with a gun-toting hairdresser played by Jon Hamm, their journey becomes one of constant escape from the law and from society. The cast also includes Christopher Walken and Susan Sarandon.

    I’m all in for the Lebowski expanded universe.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Sounds like fun

    2. Chipwooder

      Eh…..it’s just not the Jesus without Liam.

    3. I think “The Big Lebowski” is overrated.

      1. Florida Man

        Punction’s overrated!

        1. Yusef

          OOOOK

        2. Florida Man

          Punctuation’s.

          STOOPID PHONE!

      2. Tonio

        Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

        1. Tonio

          I am that fat, middle-aged white guy with a crewcut FWIW. Hoping to do Sobchak for Lebowskifest this year; I theoretically have a Maude lined up.

          1. Bea Arthur has been dead for years.

      3. Don Escaped Texas

        I figured the same thing.

        Not my first tour of purgatory. I got out alive the last couple of times, but I don’t know if all my clicking and “approving” did it, or if someone fixed it for real while I was just spinning the twiddle knobs I got for writing about riding your bike in the gutter a year ago.

        ¡ gracias, Playa !

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          goddammit!

          1. And here I was hoping you were agreeing with me about “The Big Lebowski”.

            [runs sobbing from room]

      4. Don Escaped Texas

        Right after UCF

        I don’t get Raising Arizona either, but then: I can’t stand the sight of Nic Cage

        1. Florida Man

          Maybe you should watch is masterpiece “Con Air”.

          1. Don Escaped Texas

            I ended a 20 year marriage over Con Air.

            I did take Leaving Las Vegas quite well because Elisabeth Shue . . . and I could fantasize that Cage was going down for real.

          2. Florida Man

            ended a 20 year marriage over Con Air.-

            Harsh, but fair.

          3. Elisabeth Shue

            Now I have to watch Palmetto again.

        2. I enjoyed “Trapped in Paradise”.

          1. Rhywun

            I like “Peggy Sue Got Married”. He was perfectly cast.

  35. Crusty Juggler

    Bella Thorne to receive Pornhub award

    The former Disney star will receive Pornhub’s Vision Award at its second annual show Oct. 11 for her X-rated directorial effort for the site, “Her & Him.”

    A year ago, Page Six exclusively reported that Kanye West was on board as creative director of the inaugural awards show. He even debuted a new song.

    Good for her! It’s a well deserved award.

  36. Count Potato

    “‘We’ve become too loud for people to handle’: Greta Thunberg hits out at ‘those who want to silence us’ and tells Justin Trudeau he needs to ‘listen to the science and act’ as 500,000 join her at Montreal rally ending global protest day”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7513303/Greta-Thunberg-hits-people-want-silence-us.html

    RHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

    1. Tonio

      Sticky Trap, Activate!

      Push back against her and you want to silence her.

      Ignore her and you are censoring her, and cede the debate to her team.

      Imply that she is being exploited and manipulated by adults, then you’re a shitlord.

      1. Kafka-trapping

        I am sure we all know this, but I feel compelled to post it anyway.

        1. Yusef

          I liked it, thanks

      2. Pan Zagloba

        Canadian counter-play

        Autumn Peltier, 15, to address United Nations about water issues in First Nations communities across Canada

        Scowling Ethnic trumps Scowling Becky. Kamala, pay attention.

    2. Donation Not Taxation

      Maybe Greta has a point. Climate change is an extinction level threat that will kill us in 11 years. We must act now. The cause of climate change is not all carbon dioxide, but human-caused carbon dioxide, not all human-caused carbon dioxide, but just that made by the First World. Frack, baby, frack. Convert more of the electric grids to nuclear. And find a detective to investigate who stole her childhood. For Gaia. / end green mode

      1. Yusef

        Ask the Ukrainians?

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Too bad she had her lips done. Didn’t have to.

      1. Tundra

        Agreed.

        Still has great stems, though.

      2. Nicole Kidman did bad things to her face too.

        1. Timeloose

          She’s turned into the joker.

          Age gracefully ladies. Your not 25 anymore but you still can look hot without ruining your face. You don’t look younger you look like you had reconstructive surgery.

          My first look at Nichole.
          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX0qF1YHQ4U

      3. Tonio

        She did it for you, Rufus. She wanted to be able to please you like no woman has ever pleased a muppet before.

  37. Don Escaped Texas

    can anyone release my comment

    I went in to try to “approve” it, but self abuse might not be allowed

    Any time I embed more than one link, my comment goes to jail 🙁

    1. More than 2 links.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Done. Because of the timestamp, it got assigned #34.

    3. Tonio

      I am afraid to try to use that power. I assume I have it because its part of the standard admin rights you get to be able to submit articles.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        I figured the same thing.

        Not my first tour of purgatory. I got out alive the last couple of times, but I don’t know if all my clicking and “approving” did it, or if someone fixed it for real while I was just spinning the twiddle knobs I got for writing about riding your bike in the gutter a year ago.

        ¡ gracias, Playa !

    1. Tonio

      Too local.

  38. Playa Manhattan

    Check out the date created and date modified timestamps:
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFebMKUW4AAgikw?format=jpg&name=large

  39. LJW

    Olathe schools poised to sue e-cigarette maker JUUL

    In it, the district notes the “serious difficulties with students using JUUL devices,” saying the use has caused disruptions and has forced schools to “divert resources to curb and prevent student JUUL usage.”

    In other words we saw an opportunity to rob this company so we are taking it.

      1. LJW

        Yup I’m in the district, my kids aren’t school age yet but I’m still not happy.

        1. I’m in Liberty.

          My kids both complain incessantly about kids vaping in the restroom, so I do understand why schools would want to ban it off the campus. Shit, I’ll take cigarette smoke over vape smoke (from what I’ve smelled).

          But I still don’t like the witchhunt.

          1. Count Potato

            No idea why it would bother your kids, there is no “second-hand smoke”.

          2. Because it stinks. Get a whole bunch of flavors mingling and…ugh.

          3. Rhywun

            Mine has no odor at all.

            But who knows what crap kids like.

          4. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Kids are stupid. They probably smoke clove e-cigarettes or something just that will seem just as embarrassing to them in hindsight ten years from now

          5. Count Potato

            Well, any smell doesn’t linger because glycerine.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      How much is that going to be in legal fees as they pursue a case that is guaranteed to lose?

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Olathe has a healthy financial position and you can never underestimate the “much braves” they’ll receive from clapping seals. You can’t put a price on “much brave”

  40. Count Potato

    Does anyone know about sizing a HVAC unit for 1630 sq. ft.? Should I get a 2.5 or 3 ton?

    1. Yusef

      where are you?
      I go with 400sq. ft. per ton, in Socal

    2. Yusef

      and age of house, insulation, you’re looking at no less than 3.5 tons and 80k furnace

      1. Count Potato

        What do you mean by 80K furnace? Heat and A/C is same unit. All electric. No way to do gas, oil, etc.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          BTU

        2. Yusef

          OK if it’s a Heat Pump, you still need at least 3.5 tons for the size of your house,
          Playa gets it, go a bit over, but what do I know……….

      2. Count Potato

        The outdoor unit (a Carrier) I have now is 2.5 ton. A/C seems adequate, but heat doesn’t cycle when it’s cold.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Is it an AC unit, or a reversible heat pump?

          1. Count Potato

            Both.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      Get 3 ton. Better to have too much rather than not enough.

      I got a 3 ton, now wishing I got a 4 ton.

      1. Count Potato

        True, but the bigger they are the more they cost.

        1. Yusef

          and the less they run, ROI My man, it’s what I do

          1. Count Potato

            OK, I’ll compare prices, but 3.5 is a 1 ton bigger than the outdoor unit I have now.

          2. Yusef

            at the end of this, yes just replace your system with the same size, Cooling abilities haven’t changed, just equipment

          3. Count Potato

            what about heating abilities?

    4. Ownbestenemy

      We have a 1795sqft house with igloo insulation in the attic crawl space….in Las Vegas

      We get good use out of 3ton HVAC unit.

      1. Yusef

        I’m in a 1K SQ. ft. duplex in Bullhead AZ, with a 3 ton on it, is Vegas that much cooler? I doubt your system is 3 tons, or you have a clean room for a house

        1. Ownbestenemy

          Maybe the efficient doors and windows? We can keep temp no problem.

    5. Did you check the thermostat?

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      That was from almost ten years back

      1. Pan Zagloba

        So they’re almost due for another?

  41. Count Potato

    “i respond to that cursed Buzzfeed-tier wannabe ted talk video that you so graciously sent me.

    it is very bad.

    and if you happen to find the fabled mysterious ‘point’, please do tell me.”

    https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1177549606923788294

    Reprogram Your Mind, Sexist.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0zEFsWKGBw

  42. Gender Traitor

    Circling back to my earlier self-“outting”/doxxing of my chequered past as a mime – As part of my personal healing and reconciliation process, I submit for your collective horror and derision incriminating evidence of my shame. Herein, a very young Gender Traitor (long before I betrayed my…sistren?) portrays the “beamish boy” in a pantomime of “The Jabberwocky,” complete with vorpal sword. I am loath to speculate as to why I was tapped for that role.

    There. I feel cleansed, with nary a neti pot nor bidet needed.

    We now return you to your regular programming.

    1. Awwwwww. I have no issue with mimes, as I don’t with clowns. If that’s their jam, so be it. I especially admire the ones who can stand still as statues for long periods of time.

      1. Gender Traitor

        the ones who can stand still as statues for long periods of time.

        Another fun fact: my mime career and fairly extensive art education stood me in good stead in my later brief career as a model for art classes. Yup, THAT kind of model. I briefly considered doing it full-time after college until I realized it would probably involve telling my mother what I was doing for a living.

        1. You are the second person I’ve met who’ve been models for art classes. That is SOOOO cool!

        2. Count Potato

          charcoal sketches or it didn’t happen

          1. Gender Traitor

            I may actually still have one that my art major roommate did. I’ll dig in the archives after dinner.

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      That is more horrifying than Jake Tapper’s Dilbert art style.

      1. That is more horrifying than Jake Tapper’s Dilbert art style.

        .

        @GT, I would take this as high praise.


        (OK. – Edit Faerie)

        1. *sigh* Edit fairy, please close my tags.

        2. Um.

          Thank you?

          1. Spudalicious

            Larf!

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            You must be careful when you call on dark powers.

    3. Ooh, GT in tights!

      I remember when I was in third or fourth grade, our class did a production of the Pied Piper, and I being the one student who could memorize his lines, I got to play the lead role. I had to wear a costume with a tunic and white tights. [blushes]

      1. Gender Traitor

        Pics or it didn’t happen. C’mon now – I put myself out there!

        1. I don’t think I have pics.

          I do have a couple pics of the painted Econoline that we went camping in. Dad converted the rear bench seats to fold down into a bed, while us kids slept in tents.

      2. Count Potato

        ? GAY ?

  43. Suthenboy

    “I will never forget the first time one of my daughters asked me why her hair wasn’t straight like the girls on television,” Jawando said. “I told her she was beautiful the way she was created, and that I would fight to ensure that no one would force her, or her hair, to be otherwise. That is why I’m introducing the CROWN Act with my colleague Nancy Navarro, to prohibit discrimination based on natural hairstyles in Montgomery County.”

    That is one big ol’ pile of steaming bullshit from one end to the other.

    “First gas station in America to ditch oil for 100% electric vehicle charging opens in Maryland”

    So, floating the business on subsidies. That’s my bet.

    Lemme guess….the stabbers names were “some guys”.

  44. Crusty Juggler

    The cult books that lost their cool

    Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace, 1996

    The story of a reformed addict who navigates enormous personal trauma without falling off the wagon, this novel’s fate is a melancholy example of how writers can become victims of their own cultdom. Since his suicide in 2010, DFW’s fans have canonised him. The hero worship has rendered books like Infinite Jest – whose physical heft makes it big enough to be used as a weapon – symbols of ‘bro-lit’. It also made stories about his abusive treatment of women harder to hear. This may still be a cult read among a certain type of young man, but female readers have by and large dropped it like a sweaty jockstrap.

    What?

    1. Cool link, bro.

        1. Crusty Juggler

          Thanks!

        2. commodious spittoon

          Self-involved 30-something upper-class White woman

          Is there any other kind?

        3. Rhywun

          Little Red Book by Mao Zedong, 1964

          Not cool anymore?! I can’t even.

        4. grrizzly

          while Atlas is still revered by libertarians and political conservatives, the nature of its latter-day fans – a host of President Trump’s associates among them – has helped alienate a new generation.

          LOL. Everyone agrees Trump is the most libertarian president.

        5. The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway, 1952

          … so long as ‘Papa’s’ persona as a bullfighting brawler retains its power…

          Objection. Hemingway didn’t actually do any bullfighting. He was just friends with a whole bunch of bullfighters and Picasso.

          /pet interest off

    2. And note the assumption that “chick lit” is great, but “bro lit” is a scourge that needs to be purged.

  45. commodious spittoon

    Received a jury summons. Second time in one year, third in four. WTF.

    1. OBJ FRANKELSON

      Just use those magic get out of jury duty words, “Jury Nullification”

    2. Here in New York, once you’ve done your service (one week or one trial), you’re exempt for six years.

    3. Timeloose

      Repeat after me “ I don’t like cops”, “ im a engineer”, i’m a libertarian”, and or “drugs should be legal”.

      No jury duty for the last 10 years.

      1. Rhywun

        “I work in the insurance industry” works too, at least for certain kinds of cases.

    4. Fatty Bolger

      I recently got a summons for a three week stint, and the entire pool was dismissed every single week. What’s the % of cases that actually go to trial these days? Must be tiny.

  46. Timeloose

    Well my choice drinking establishment for the evening meal turned out great. Open air front with good micros on tap, great food, good looking patrons, and a car show out front.

    1. Timeloose

      Now there playing Creedence. I might not be going home for a while.

      1. See, that would get me out of the place.

        1. Timeloose

          I dig a lot of stuff when it comes to music. Creedence always reminds me of my dad and his friends drinking and having fun.

      2. Try listening to this.

        1. Rhywun

          Is that Bayerischer Rundfunk?

          1. Homple

            Ja.

          2. Rhywun

            Gawd I listened to a lot of Bayern 3 in 1985/6.

        2. Timeloose

          I tried, but it’s too loud in here for me to hear.

      3. straffinrun

        Strike the last four letters and it’d be worse. Look at the bright side.

  47. Count Potato

    “Yesterday, people brought assault weapons to our rally at Kent State—where 4 students were shot dead in 1970.

    I told them nobody should show up with an AK-47 or an AR-15 to seek to intimidate us in our own democracy.

    We need to buy back every single one of them.”

    https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/status/1177274132674883584

    Four students were shot at Kent State, so only the National Guard should have assault weapons.

    1. Yusef

      And Nixon personally ordered it,
      /some Fucking Canadian Hippie

    2. commodious spittoon

      I put it 50:50 that he’s doing it for attention (because he has none, otherwise) or he really is that stupid.

      1. Count Potato

        Why not both?

        1. commodious spittoon

          In the first case I mean he knows and doesn’t care. But I can equally see him being dumb enough to not realize the irony.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Well, government using lethal force to carry out their policies on citizens. Yes, quite fitting for Beta to celebrate that.

  48. Count Potato

    Today, in everyone is literally Hitler

    “Remember the bowl cut, elementary school’s most embarrassing look? It’s now become a symbol of white supremacy”

    https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1177306388164423680

    1. Rhywun

      You’re Rolling Stone. You’re better than this. I promise you—you are better than this.

      *snort*

      1. Florida Man

        I thought they got sued out of existence.

    2. Yusef

      so an Acronym says it’s a NAZI symbol makes it so? what a sad world……

  49. Tres Cool

    WRT brit shoplifter with a 10 incher

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgG_c21NW0c&amp;

    1. Timeloose

      Great band.

      1. Tundra

        Seconded. Nice choice, Tres.

  50. Count Potato

    https://twitter.com/RinAldrin/status/1176010178681921536

    I’m not racist because I just see boobs.

  51. Count Potato

    Today, in literally everyone is a soup nazi?

    “Thousands of kids are being burned by instant #ChickenNoodleSoup each year”

    https://twitter.com/jtLOL/status/1177690279568138240

    1. Rhywun

      Instant Soup Sends 1 in 5 Kids to the Emergency Room Each Year

      Seems legit.

    1. Timeloose

      They forgot “Orange Man Bad”

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Holding it in reserve in case he skates the first time.

    2. Sean

      Totes legit.

  52. DEG

    Montgomery County Executive Marc Elrich said he is prioritizing “actions and strategies” to meet a greenhouse gas emission reduction goal of 80% by 2027 and 100% by 2035.

    According to The Washington Post, one of those actions will be introducing a bill next year requiring all new single-family houses to have solar panels installed on them starting in 2022.

    Go fuck yourself.

    “You notice there are not too many electric vehicles on the road,” he said. “So it’s not something that I expect to become rich overnight or something like that, but it’s a good cause [and] good for the environment.”

    You’ll be competing with places like my office. The property manager for the building my office is in installed some EV charging stations. There is always lots of jockeying from the EV/plug in hybrid owners for the spots. The property manager recently added more because of the demand. None of these guys charge the car at home, they wait until they get into the office where they can charge for “free”.

    Sly Fox Oktoberfest to start the night. It tasted better at the brewery, and I’d say that even if the good looking redhead wouldn’t have been working when I was last there. Eins, Zwei, G’suffa!

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Speaking of charging for free– i wonder where the payoff would be for filling a vehicle with batteries, charging them at public spots, and then discharging them at home for electric needs.

      1. Timeloose

        Use the charging stations for bit coin miners. Who’s with me. Electric van with the back full of inverters and bitcoin miners.

    2. Sly Fox Oktoberfest to start the night.

      Does it go all the way?

    3. Rhywun

      Those goals are so laughably ridiculous that you know they’re not serious.

  53. Count Potato

    Hear ye, Hear ye, All rise, The President of The United States

    https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1177559781315436544