It turns out that my longer clues get cut off in the interactive version, 32d para ejemplo, you’ll have to refer to the image below or the PDF version if you want to read the full clue. Also it turns out you people suck at getting the themes so I added shaded squares to give you some help, they too don’t appear in the interactive version. I reported this glitch to the site where I build puzzles but they asked for my password so they could see the puzzle in question and I, not wanting to be cancelled for using terms like spic, peckerwood, towelhead, and poi-slurper, decided to let it go. No beta tester this time, one may think this means that any errors will be on me, but I’m going to assign a Glib at random to be at fault. Remember this is for entertainment purposes only, please no wagering. Good luck, we’re all counting on you. And as always enjoy.
If you prefer a PDF Concealed Carry Redux
If you need to cheat help Solution
You can go here and work an interactive version. The Password is “Your Pet’s Name”
Some of you have reported trouble with the interactive version, I also have an Across Lite file but I’m not sure how or if I can post those here since you’d need to download it, If you see me in the comments and use Across Lite hit me up with a burner email account and I can send it to you that way.
Tonio didn’t beta test this one but any errors are still on him.
I keep forgetting to end these posts with a musical selection.
The Chopra family doesn’t fit in 14 down.
To be fair, I guess they use the internet.
In the car to the airport just now, the radio was playing the old song “The Remedy”. I should have expected you would be on tonight, because I kept hearing the refrain as, “Ohhh, The Hyperbole”.
Remedy.
Are you near that tennis club? That could have been a lot worse than it was.
About three miles from us, we definitely got tons of smoke from it, on top of our already choked air from other fires. Hey, at least we’ve had power for 20 hours after none for 50 hours.
They’re saying we might want to prepare for this to happen for the next ten years. Yikes. I’ve heard Utah is nice and far less proggy than the Bay Area.
Well, that’s when the world will go up in a blaze of uncontrolled climate change, so yeah.
But seriously, what will have happened after 10 years to stop it?
California’s population will have reduced to 1950’s levels…?
This has become a very sad song
https://youtu.be/Yy57Xdk9u0o
At least Utah isn’t a third world country.
Fucking smoke. I’m getting it at home from Santa Clarita and at work from the Getty. And from the Sylmar fire. I can’t fucking breathe anywhere. It sucks.
Speaking of… sometimes I wonder if I’ll get to cash in on 9/11 some day. Who knows how much of that crap I breathed in.
They have video of the exact moment the Getty Fire started. Eucalyptus branch blown into a power line:
https://youtu.be/h24vEiloKp4?t=23
Those trees are effing tinderboxes and non-native.
Perhaps instead of power blackouts they should start removing those things.
2 down should be IHOP
Jesus wept, Sean. No spoilers!
Hey, I’m just showing my appreciation to the author’s efforts!
?
I’ll try this tomorrow, with less bourbon in me.
None of those fit ‘Hitler’.
You’re a russian bot!
Ok, am I dense? what is the password?
It’s your normal password…”i?cock”
Your Pet’s Name.
Yeah, no. Not working.
I tried it both with and without the quotes and it didn’t work.
Type it in (no quotes), but make sure the apostrophe is a prime mark, not a curly apostrophe.
Maybe you have the punctuation wrong.
*Light’s the Te’dS signal*
But not your actual pet’s name.
I hope that helps.
Okay, I figured it out.
It’s the apostrophe. Make sure it’s straight, not “curly.” This site makes them curly by default.
Yeah, that is what was getting me. I copypastaed.
Winstonsmom?
UPDATE: I out smarted myself with the clever joke password this time so I just turned it off, no password required.
32 down makes no sense, there is no western better than Silverado.
There are at least 4
Two horses too many
Raising Arizona doesn’t fit.
55 across is Whore.
“Drag Queen Accidentally Flashes Children at Story Hour
A drag queen appears to have flashed small children at a Drag Queen Story Hour event.”
https://nationalfile.com/drag-queen-accidentally-flashes-children-at-story-hour/
That’s nuts.
‘accidentally’
Is it a hate crime when you beat the everloving crap out of the dude who shows your little kid his nuts?
It’s ok because he’s a Drag Queen..
The nuts in question were probably covered with fabric and possibly not even detectable (depending on how practiced he is).
A real lady knows how to close her legs in these situations.
What dick move.
*a*
So, dick move *a*?
That you have more than one is admirable/scary
“Excuse me, ma’am. I can see your balls.” /2019 FTW.
And I …oop?
“CANADA: Schools Will Conduct Surveys To See If Kindergarten-Age Kids Are Gay
Ottawa’s largest school board to ask kids questions on religion, gender identity and sexuality.”
https://nationalfile.com/canada-schools-will-conduct-surveys-to-see-if-kindergarten-age-kids-are-gay/
You like gladiator movies, eh?
Why should this be the concern of an elementary school district again?
Tranny chasing pedos need love too?
Gotta make sure they’re hitting their quotas.
46 Across
The greatest pinball of all time is Nags. So there.
Fail. Cyclone is better
I see a swastika.
Worse, I think it is an OK sign.
https://media.tenor.com/images/4b7a3879ab40869db0e30a106a51858f/tenor.gif
Eating. Will play later.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIEdboPWoAABXDo.jpg
LOLOLOLOL
Is that Bill Clinton on the left?
That’s good
This one is harder than the last one. Or I’m just dumber tonight.
Eeeeeewfamism.
SHITTY HAIR BAND?!?!?
Was waiting for that response.
Took much longer than I expected.
I knew she’d do that. Know why? ‘Cause I’m alive!
That is a goodie.
No such thing.
There are at least 4
To be fair, I wouldn’t call them shitty overall, but when they were at “peak hair” they released this garbage. So, maybe he has a point.
That is part of the soundtrack to my senior year.
And none of my friends believed me that “Smokin’ in the Boys Room” was a cover.
Sigh, the original was part of my high school soundtrack.
Well … it was part of my 4th grade, so …
Yeah, they had a couple of winning songs, but watch some live stuff and you’ll realize that Mick Mars carried the band for sure.
Tommy Lee is an excellent drummer.
Mick is a brilliant guitar player.
But Nikki’s the backbone, songwriter, and cat herder.
Back when I had long hair, I had to go to a project where ‘all hair must be pulled back”.
I asked our receptionist if she had a rubber band, and got yelled at.
67A – Oh, I can’t even.
I was afraid when you knuckleheads started the crossword thing because I am not good at them and not really a puzzle guy in spite of being told I am puzzling. But right off the bat The Hyperbole lobs one across the plate for 5 across. Although some descriptors as to where the joint is made could be a factor. We talking base or crown here? I assume base because compound miter saw doesn’t fit.
And the obvious answer to 39 down, woman made, doesn’t fit either. I give up.
That’s why it’s “sandwich” not “sammich”
yeah, that’s a hard one to…deal with.
wanting to be cancelled for using terms like spic, peckerwood,
See, I knew Peckerwood was a word!
There’s a road a couple blocks away from us called Silverwood, and I always call it Peckerwood.
My wife claims I made that word up.
Heh. Validation.
Definitely a word. I’d be surprised if it wasn’t in the dictionary.
Definitely a word. I’d be surprised if it wasn’t in the dictionary.
Squirrel is a word too.
Hey, I’m the double poster around here.
The first time I heard that word was from ex sis in law. Apparently S FL white trash are known as peckerwoods. She claimed to be married to one.
‘Round here it means a white dude who goes to prison regularly.
+1 thrush exhaust
/peckerwood
Fornicate like a yak?
OK?
2/3rds done, 2/3rds drunken, it was fun for a while…
nice one Hype!
Thanks Yusef.
Done! This one was fun. Thanks, The Hyp.
Glad you enjoyed it Rhywun.
Done? What is wrong with you people?
We uns is gud wif wurds.
Can’t read it on my phone. I’ll try later b
Since this is our resident contrarian’s article, and since the leftwing media gets more than its ample share of disdain via links, here’s a friendly reminder that the people at FOX are assholes too:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aT7WEkvCWeM
SHUT THE FUCK UP, LIBTARD!
BULLY!!!
*jealous of the fact that I do not know how to bold text*
Now I’m…dammit!
That’s just mean.
Did he follow us over here?
He made it a point not to, for whatever reason.
Aint that the seizure guy?
He made it a point not to, for whatever reason.
Everyone does their part to keep this place civil, even Hihn.
That’s even funnier.
97% Say Heroic Mulattos are BULLYS!!!!
Snicker
Paulista Goober Heroic Mulatto attacked me with AGRREssion
Thanks for triggering my PTSD.
You are welcome.
I do miss Hercule.
So do our cats.
He was the only one worth a damn. I don’t even think he was a troll, really – he was either a genuine nutter, or a sublime performance artist.
Yeah, so speaking of performance artist …
Agile Cyborg. *sigh*
It wouldn’t bother me if Groovus Maximus made an appearance every once in a while.
His posts kinda reminded of a Dr Bronner’s Soap label
I give up. Who is that?
It’s hihnpossible to tell.
I have so many questions. How does everyone know? Where did he post his photo? Given the shit he stirred up, why did he post his photo?
Maybe it was some jerking fetish for him.
‘I have so many questions. How does everyone know? Where did he post his photo? Given the shit he stirred up, why did he post his photo?’
I believe he has/had a blog on libertarianism because thirty-plus years ago he was elected county dog catcher or some shit and was thus the foremost authority on the subject. This was his headshot.
Pffft…. You don’t know?? It’s so obvious, man. Like, just look at him! No one has a face quite like his.
I didn’t want to say it at first, but that comment almost made me miss Sevo.
Go fuck your daddy.
/that should make you miss him less
*shudders*
For such a well read guy, he really was a one trick pony.
Every couple years I find myself watching a link to a TV news show. Well that does it for the next few years.
Chris in a cupcake the news bimbos are are stupid. BTW “bimbo” is a gender non-specific noun.
What’s worse is that people actually watch this stuff. We are indeed doomed.
If anybody ever gives you shit (and you care enough to reply) just mention that “Bimbo” on Japanese means “poor” as in lacking funds.
This schtick is the same as the Daily Show. There’s no more substance. ??♂️
Nah, I give Jimmy more credit that Stewart if for no other reason that he called out the Russian collusion bullshit years before it fell apart and consistently mocked his own flock for buying it the entire time. Stewart was just a bought and paid for, mediocre hack who read whatever was fed to him.
And I can’t believe I feel the need to say this, but I of course don’t agree with Jimmy’s sidebars into his progressive ideology. Just mocking the FOX folk for regurgitating the same talking points I here from the cable news media I see from the left.
Well TBF I hate that format with the heat of thousand suns so I didn’t pay that close attention. Just reacting to the general format of the thing. Roll a bit of tape, laugh at it, seals clap, repeat. UGH.
Fair enough.
Stuck waiting at the walk in clinic trying to get written proof that I am sick for insurance purposes. Dr. is on holiday and info from the hospital os at least a month out. Np proof for payroll dept means no bennies. Fun!
Stay strong.
Slow motion jumping through hoops.
Did they actually get you feeling better? If not, let’s find his ass and drag him back from his trip.
It will all be fixed if we go to single payer.
No bennies for this guy. I fell through the cracks but I’m not willing to fight Leviathan so back to work next week for me. Those fuckers are going to be the death of me. Getting treated by the Doc at the clinic like I was shit on his shoe and called a slacker was the cherry on top. Slacker. I haven’t taken a sick day or a vacation in seven years. I’d cry from the frustration but I don’t really feel much of anything, anymore. Wifey is livid enough for both of us.
Holy cow. If you ask, the lot of us will happily and anonymously do some damage to that jackass.
Nah, I’ll just eat the loss. Seems to be the one talent that I’ve honed razor sharp over the years. I’m not the type to ask for help, ever.
There’s that toxic masculinity women are so jealous of! *Can’t do stairs anymore, but gets mad when people treat him like someone who can’t do stairs anymore*
Don’t ask. Just post a name and address.
I think you need a visit to fight club, man! You are champin’ big time to throw a beating on someone.
My natural inclination is to let people work this gs out between themselves. Then I read what happened to Festus and I go berserk.
I blame Canada.
Uncle Fuckers!
They’re getting half a billion dollars for streaming rights on HBO
67A is wrong because that song wasn’t shitty.
The author is an equal-opportunity offender.
And would.
Nice work, Hype. But Im blitzed to where I cant see. Im trying braille but I cant tell if its you puzzle or pr0nhub.
Is your dick hard? That’s a good way to tell the difference. Unless you have a crossword kink.
At my age? The hardest thing in this house is my water.
Juggsy hardest hit.
Oh, apparently not…
Okay, it beat me. A good third of that puzzle is blank. I’m doing other things, too, but yeah. I’m done.
*plotz*
You are the first Yiddish speaking Mormon in history.
Aw, thanks! What a mensch you are!
So one day when I was little I ran across a word that was designated as Yiddish. I asked my mom where Yiddia was.
I’m almost afraid to hear the answer.
She laughed hysterically. Like, to tears, unable to breathe guffaws.
When she calmed down, she explained there was no Yiddia, but she could not explain WHAT it was.
In fairness, the first time I met a LDS was in college. I knew next to nothing about the faith. I think I was the second Jew she met. We spent a lot of time explaining things to one another. (Not a euphemism)
Heh, I grew up with LDS (I’m Catholic, but they are the other big church in town), the first Jew I met was in college.
There’s a Yeshiva in rural Wisconsin?
No, we don’t have any hindus.
Thank you, Mr. Hyperbole. I’m glad to see our vengeful giant fish made it!
Holy shit are you getting good at this!
Solved it, but it bit I had to cheat a couple times.
Thanks, man!
“YMCA” in a minor key is now a song about a chickenhawk that sexually exploits a young homeless gay man.
FUCK OFF LIBTARD
Thanks for these Hyp. Haven’t done crosswords since I used to work mids.
I have been called the “drop whisperer”. I accepted this designation, then bugged out of DC as fast I could.
“…not wanting to be cancelled for using terms like spic, peckerwood, towelhead, and *poi-slurper*”
My Glib Word of the Day.
OT: I watched “Dolemite is My Name” last nite and would recommend. I’m a huge early Eddie fan. Delirious, Trading Places, 48 Hours, BHC, and Raw were comedy genius. I was pissed when he turned to the PG shit, an absolute waste of his talents. Hope that he continues to make some good R rated shit. Snipes had a good small role too.
It was a good movie; is that Clause Kinski in the avitar?
I’ve linked this before. Schmoller was a prof of mine.
I’ve also linked this before. Werner Herzog was not a prof of mine.
Good stuff. Is that flick that he directed with Kinski worth a watch?
Herzog or Schmoller?
Schmöller. I’ve seen all Herzog/Kinski flicks and love them.
I’ll put it this way. David Schmoller directed Puppet Master. If you like that, I’m guessing Crawl Space in the same wheelhouse.
Here is the trailer.
That guy has a great sense of humor.
The fact that he’s also gonna be in what should be the best, current SW property is the icing on the torte.
Did he pay taxes?
Snipes? Yes, I would imagine he wants no more of the IRS.
2 out 2 run home run but the Nationals.
I
Verlander goes 0 for 6 in the World Series
It’s getting serious.
Sir Digby, I hope all the organs are well. assole.
Umm….Organs are fine. The other, I’ll pass.
+a zillion. Gut troubles are bad troubles.
No real pain any more, and crossing fingers that it remains that way. I guess ol’ spleeny wanted some attention. Or, a stay-cation. No idea, at this point.
No pain is good! Hope all is revealed and healed.
Thank you! Still got a ways to go, as far as docs and testing are concerned.
I thought no pain meant no gain!?
This place is making people sick. None of you homos touch my stuff.
‘Glibertarians.com is known in the state of California to cause cancer’; isn’t that in Meican Sharpshooter’s bio? Maybe it should be T-Shirt.
Hey, it was your friend who tried to make it with that cow, Lee Harvey.
Lighten up Francis.
That used to be the response to hate speech.
*oil checks straff*
Oh, and Digby, for the joke you didn’t get. Everyone else pay attention for tomorrow’s test.
Alright, news nerd…
This thread amuses me. I thought you might be amused also. https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/dos3a5/lpt_when_encountering_an_a_english_word_with_an
The author is clearly unfamiliar with both Motley Crüe and Mötorhead.
Or Queensrÿche.
Touche
Interesting. I should put an umlaut over the “a” in my handle?
Hmmm. Möjeaux, Chäfed, and Sträffinrun. Now if we could only work some devil horns in.
Or maybe Stræffinrųn. Looks exotic.
I wanna name my band Mäple Syrüp. That, or I name the band Ojai Estates.
Good work, Hyp
And yeah, screw the Nationals. Every DC team deserves to lose. Always.
I didn’t hate the Caps when they were sad-sacks.
Yeah, it’s easy to not hate losers. But they need to be defeated. FWIW, I’d rather see the Yankees win than the Nationals. Up the Rangers over the Caps.
Also, the Nationals stole their logo from Walgreens. So, they’re jerks.
Just like Ottawa stole their’s from the Sheraton.
It’s a boring game and I played it for 12 years. Give me a good snooker match, a well fought MMA match or even some tennis. Team sports just bore me anymore.
Karen! Let the damn cat in!
https://twitter.com/gnuman1979/status/1189232717197709315?s=20
Smart cat
Awwww… I moved from Long Beach, CA to Seattle, WA six weeks ago. My neighbors in LBC had a cute little grey cat named Gussie. She was my friend, and we would have adventures together. She would stop by my place and knock on the door and we’d hang out.
My new place in Seattle is rad as hell; but no cats. I miss my pal Gussie, the Little Grey Cat.
Sometimes she’d get crazy and just claw the shit out of my hand. What a nut.
Cats & Dogs playing
https://twitter.com/Cory__1077/status/1189383187371216896?s=20
How big of a twinkie?
+1 Zuul
No Joey Chestnut moment. Disappoint.
I’d like to see a Venn diagram of: Americans celebrating Baghdadi’s death and Americans that knew who Baghdadi was before last week.
Waiting to see his silhouette on shirts a la Che Guevara.
So, of course she moved back with her family. She didn’t? Oh snap.
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-50228183/michelle-obama-on-white-flight-y-all-were-running-from-us
Is she admitting a link between the black community and increased crime in various suburban area? Because, she might be surprised at the reasons for this “running”.
Whycome you racist peckawoods no wanna live next door?
So whycome no blacks move out to the country to live with us upper-midwest folk, because they was racist!?
Keep fanning the flames of racism, Democrats.
Teh Hyp, I got a late start (Was bingeing on Curse of Oak Island recap shows. Rick Lagina, the older brother, has Subtle Hotness. There – I said it.) but got it solved with minimal cheating in pretty good time, I thought. 13 Across was WAY too easy.
But Wisconsin doesn’t even fit!
Truer words were never spoken.
Look at GT flaunting her Glibbroad privilege.
What a Glibbitch!
Good one.
Deadspin might just recover.
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-50228183/michelle-obama-on-white-flight-y-all-were-running-from-us
Um…
Quiet; he’s on a roll…
Damn it
He’s on a roll, Damn it.
There’s a new post up that needs some lovin’.
But I cain’t READ!!
I’m not a fan of Kubrick, and the Honest Trailer for The Shining isn’t exactly a Master Class in Kubrick’s failings, but at least there is some push back in pop culture against the Kubrick is Teh Best Eva!11! that’s been pushed in film schools for the last 30 years.
That was terrible.
I’ve never thought Kubrick was the “best ever” at anything but that was really weak sauce. TBH, I am not one to over-analyze a movie anyway.
I had a prof in college who would downgrade any argument against Kubrick before even considering the argument. I over analyze everything, that’s my wheelhouse.
That person was my roommate for many years.
I try strike a balance between that and complete gullibility so I can at least enjoy a movie now and then.
I enjoy many movies, as long as they are well constructed I can suspend disbelief. But when a wide shot lasts for four minutes and that is considered ‘tension’ building’ instead of shitty work, that begs to be analyzed.
Cinematography, soundtrack, performances, editing, that beautiful majestic hotel (thanks again cinematography!) Top five movie in my opinion. But I’m just a random drunken asshole. Zenu comin’.
I think that there is my problem with all of Kubrick’s work. He never had an editor tell him no. Exactly why the Star Wars prequels sucked. By the by, Christopher Walken’s character in America’s Sweethearts was partly based on Kubrick.
Kubrick had a knack for stringing together beautiful images. And long camera takes. Juxtaposing the crude/violent with sublime beauty found in symmetry; it’s visual poetry.
*Never went to film school. Just a dude who likes Kubrick*
Wait. Didn’t you get riled up about Kubrick a couple weeks ago? October 8th? This is starting to feel familiar. Is this a deja vu? Is this the Matrix?
What is it about motorcyclists and death wishes?
I should not hear the doppler shift of your engine noise when you whip past me while I’m passing a disabled vehicle.
This particular asshole almost became a red smear on the side of my car.
Just home from work and finishing the puzzle. Great work, thank you. I found the upper right-hand corner rather difficult.