STEVE SMITH FIND LOTS FRIED TURKEY AND CAMPER YESTERDAY. HIM TOO SLUGGISH GIVE LINKS. OR RAPE CAMPER. SO HIM GIVE OPEN POST TO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE.
ENJOY.
STEVE SMITH FIND LOTS FRIED TURKEY AND CAMPER YESTERDAY. HIM TOO SLUGGISH GIVE LINKS. OR RAPE CAMPER. SO HIM GIVE OPEN POST TO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE.
ENJOY.
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Damn your nimble fingers!
Just needs Hanoi Jane in the one beside it.
That’s beautiful
Anyone know where that is? I want to pin a medal on whoever did that.
First?
Loser.
*covers butthole protectively*
Always a good idea.
Lazy open post from STEVE SMITH. Lame. 😛
I miss the advice.
So, I’ve decided on a course of action w/r/t my alcohol consumption (which isn’t OTT, but my family’s run-ins with alcoholism over the decades don’t exactly cheer me up):
I’m going to drink far less booze (mostly wine)
- but –
When I do drink, I’m going to drink far better/more expensive stuff.
Now I’m looking for input. Anybody have opinions on what “better/more expensive” might be?
Depends on what you’re looking at. Beer, mead, wine, cocktails, liquor?
“Yes.”
(C’mon — you know that was gonna be my reply!)
Alright, for beers a lot will depend on your location. But, go for big imperial stouts or double IPA’s if you want something you can sit and sip on for a nice long while. Mead, search for local meaderies. There’s not too much that’s nationally distributed that I’m aware of. Cocktails, I’m partial to old fashioneds, gin and tonics, and Manhattans. For liquor, it’ll depend on where your tastes run. Let us know what you like, and we can probably jump up a shelf from there.
Yes stouts or brown ales. Just came from a place where I had some great brown ale.
Scotch
Err…nm
Welcome to the dark side.
Mad Dog?
I can say proudly and in all honesty that Mad Dog would be a considerable step down from my present consumption patterns. Thank God.
I see, a Miller high life drinker. 😉
+ Champagne of Beers
I do Miller or Lone Star depending on which is cheaper, or if I’m in the mood, I’ll do Lone Star for the puzzles under the cap, regardless of the price. Lone Star, Miller High Life and PBR are all brewed by Miller. LS and PBR are both brewed under contract for Pabst brewing which doesn’t own it’s own brewery.
I love, love, LOVE Miller High Life in the wee pony bottles – 2 or 3 large gulps of refreshment that is.
You’re rationalizing your alcohol intake. Tres Sr (who at his prime would rip through 12-18 beers/day) once told me, “Look- doctors say you’re supposed to drink 8 glasses of water per day. The beer I drink is 96% water by volume. I figure a 12-pack covers me; the rest is more health.”
The guy holds 2 patents. Who am I to argue that logic ?
Lemme get back to y’all after dinner. (I’m the cook — my participation isn’t optional.)
Fwiw, for daily drinking, I’ll do the cardboard box stuff. For “better” grade, I source bottles from local wineries or wineries we visit while on vacation.
Bulleit Rye is the most expensive thing I drink. I’m drinking some in Manhattan form right now, as a matter of fact.
In general, I find liquor pricing to be a pretty good reflection of quality. So, just spend more on what you already like.
As for wine, I am less than any kind of expert but in my limited experience I don’t find spending more on it to yield any greater enjoyment on my part.
I’ll leave beer to the expert(s).
With the caveat being that you are paying a premium for liquor in you location. While Bulleit rye is very good, especially at its price point, it’s not expensive relative to top shelf brands.
Oh, sure.
I don’t do top-shelf, if it wasn’t clear from my post 🙂
But I wouldn’t mind being able to. Unlike with wine, where I don’t see the point.
Not trying to dog you, just didn’t want BEAM to think Bulleit is top shelf. I will repeat though; it’s damn good.
What are you drinking now?
Beer, you can usually upgrade by moving away from 6- or 12- packs and getting a 750ml of something from Ommegang (for example). Buy one bottle at a time so you can’t be tempted to crack open a second one after you finish the first.
With wine, personally I find the quality improves up to the $20-40 range (depending on the style), then the returns diminish quite a bit after that. But, that’s just my palate, yours may be different. I remember hearing somewhere that it’s difficult to produce quality wine for less than $20/bottle, so maybe that’s your cutoff.
The wine you like is best – whether it is Two Buck Chuck or Screaming Eagle. If you are willing to move up in price, look for ratings of 90 or above, “experts” will have enjoyed them and you probably will too (but no guarantee).
Name brand Listerine, not that off brand Kroger mouthwash that looks like Listerine.
Sheesh, I’m already kitbashing the models because I don’t like the vestments the Canoness model has.
You have gloves on, don’t you ?
Does the Canoness now have gloves on?
OMG so many tiny little gloves…
Oh rats I was reading that as a plural. What the hell… gloves for everyone!
Well, the Seraphim is wearing gloves too…
I learned a great use for nitril gloves on youtube. I had to adjust the technique but still……the things one learns on youtube,
Yes, the Canoness is wearing gloves.
Did you finish the kitbashing series? Did I miss it?
I recall the last bit being about big wheels…
I have not finished it. I only recently found some of the components needed to finish it.
I love it, living vicariously through your kitbashing,
PicS!!!!
This one isn’t that major, I just stuck the arms from the canoness model on the ‘Sister Superior Amalia Novena’ model I bought earlier. (It was one of the pre-launch models available to keep interest going).
Would still love to see it. C’mon, be a pal. Seriously, I very much enjoy your work and as all of my paints/minis/scenery/rules and such are boxed away until we have a larger house and our kids are a bit older, I want to live vicariously through you.
“Hero London Bridge bystander helped stop stabbing suspect with Narwhal tusk”
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1200543965919039488
https://nypost.com/2019/11/29/hero-london-bridge-bystander-helped-stop-stabbing-suspect-with-narwhal-tusk/
I guess not EVERYONE in Britain has had their balls retract up into their pelvic girdle.
^read my mind
“There Goes are Narwhal”
FUCK YOU!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcYVCvBq0FY
Here comes a bikini whale!
There goes my dinner…
Rock lobster!
You know who else was stabbed with a Narwhal tusk?
Based on that, facts not currently in evidence.
I’d watch that video tho.
Do you feel deflated?
Linda Lovelace?
A Led Zeppelin groupie?
Did he yell, “Im Millwall!” as he did it?
“Fuck you, I’m Narwhal!”
U WOT M8?
Just don’t let ’em touch your balls.
Linked in sidebar: ‘Teacher of the Year’ Randi Chaverria allegedly gave student oral sex in classroom
Hence why she’s the teacher of the year.
Bella go’s to Pee, we go out, it’s 39 degrees at 5pm, she Runs! out and goes P! P! P! then a big dump and RUNS back to the Motel lobby, spoiled? or smart?
Bella say’s, Sup Tres!
https://photos.app.goo.gl/hbRoyhzN6ZnX6RKM6
/Treats?
Awwww…. she’s just warming up the chair for her daddy.
no, that’s actually her chair, mine is Red, but She will take that one too!
Good to hear you are not outside.
even 40’s wear on you if your not ready, not healthy for us old folk, I’m sure Fourscore would laugh, unless he wasn’t use to it….
My middle name is whimp. Oh, I guess that’s my first name. I’m a skinny guy and get cold easily but I wear lots of clothes when I go outside.
Fine, I lied. But I lied to save the planet.
https://twitter.com/bstefanowitz/status/1200228782579343366
I don’t get it.
He claimed to pull one over on his grandpa, then later says his grandpa knew all along. Look closely at the wording on the hat.
I don’t get it, still. When was the last time America let a retarded 15 year old girl tell everyone how to live their life?
The Salem Witch Trials?
Well, you have a point.
He claims he tricked his grandpa into wearing a Make America Greta Again hat (Gramps thought it was a MAGA hat). Then he says that Gramps knew all along after people complained that he was screwing with his elderly grandpa. He’s just an asshole that got a bunch of likes for being a douche.
Before Hype jumps in, maybe gramps knew about the pic being posted and not what the hat said. Either way, not cool to screw with your elderly relatives.
OK, Boomer.
Make America starve and freeze to death again.
Huh, when I first clicked it there was just the one comment and no background. Now there is background.
Anyhoo – Christ, what an asshole.
Twit not available apparently.
And someone’s getting written out of the will on Monday..
Finally, a sane voice on Twitter!
Cathy is the hero we need but don’t deserve.
Way to hate on the color-blind, hater.
How dare we make fun of him making fun of his grandpa.
I think you’ve been living in ol’ Nihon too long and have gone all native with the “孝”.
Playing pranks on one’s elderly family members is the American Way (TM).
I mean, Allen Funt didn’t die for this Twitter outrage mob shit.
LOL. Exactly what I was thinking. No way in hell my wife or I would do that do her grandparents.
Well, if Japanese grandparents are anything like their Thai counterparts, they would kill you. (And still be spry enough to do so!)
You gotta admit there is some heavy meta hypocrisy going on in that tweet. The people that used super serious little girl as a shield for their climate catastrophizing are now telling us to lighten up.
I have the distinction of mocking both.
And look where that got us. Seriously though, make fun of everyone or be consistent in applying standards. You are consistent and so have at it.
Taken together “an old man with long hair, bent over a child”. So…kanji for Epstein?
孔子 didn’t kill himself.
Did you just link Confucius and Epstein?
Fool standing in the
rainwinter mix.Not that I have a love in my life, but I had an idea of a possibility today. Then she smiled. Meth teeth. There’s a song……Meth Teeth Girl
I’m thinking of lyrics right now, Idea Bug!1!!!!11111
Better than EuroTrash (sorry Pie)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQAICqBs0_E
??♀️?
Cracker kicks ass
Nice. Never dislike hearing the beginning of that song. Yank one of those teeth out and stab a terrorist.
Brian Stelter wonders…
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1200589431348051968
What he did with the basket of lotion?
Threw it down the hole. Use it or get the hose.
Ok, I hate you for making me picture Brian Stelter dancing to Goodbye Horses/ Although I suspect he had an easy time with the tuck.
Ok, this is just funny
Llhttps://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-campaign-disputes-picture-president-rocky-doctored-1474789
Edit fairy! Edit fairy! Edit fairy!
*turns around*
Risky to summon an edit faerie at this hour.
He’s just damned lucky that I can’t be an edit fairy on posts that aren’t mine.
…which you use with reckless abandon.
Here it is. LOL.
OMG the comments burn my brain. They use the “there is no proof” tweet from the Trump re-election campaign as proof that Trump and the Republicans are using 1984 as a playbook. The cognitive dissonance is astounding.
They get so close to figuring out it’s a thing called “humor” and then this:
It’s also still unclear why so many Americans hate journalists. ?
Wasn’t it a retweet? Seems unlikely that Trump is fussing around in Photoshop himself.
Yes it was. TDS is very real.
Equal opportunity hoaxing.
Read all the way to end to get the de rigeur “something else completely unrelated to this story happened somewhere nearby over three decades ago” bit.
Some punctuation would help us understand.
Fuck, white people.
Fuck white, people.
Fuck; white people.
Fuck, “white” people.
Fuck? white people?
Fuck – “white”?! People…
(((White people)))
That’s a different neighborhood.
Queens? What is the make up there? Mostly white?
Huge variety. Whites, blacks, Asians, Hispanics are all well-represented. (((Whites))) are mostly in Brooklyn.
Briarwood represent!
Here in the Rockaways, we have the highest percentage of Irish-Americans anywhere in the USA. Also, a large Orthodox Lubavitcher community, a HUGE Eastern European enclave (Polish delis FTW!), lots of Asians (we have both a Mongolian and an Uzbek restaurant), lots of blacks because Robert Moses decided he didn’t want the darkies in Manhattan so he demolished their neighborhoods and put them in public housing out here where the top-hatted swells wouldn’t see them.
I like the fact that if people tried that in my neighborhood, they would be attacked by dogs, and then shot if they fight back.
Give a person a fish and she eats for two years.. How am I just learning this?
Your link didn’t exactly fail, but it seems kind of odd.
I always munch the rug when trying to link Wikipedia.
Found on Reddit:
I am at once repulsed by its crudity and attracted by its inventiveness.
“Dirty”. There’s some psychological trauma behind that word choice.
I saw Elevated Slut open for Her Dirty Crotch at the Whiskey back in ’95.
Shouldn’t Her Dirty Crotch open?
I larfed.
Numales??? I thought I understood English
I had a belated visit with my family today. This was the first time we had all ten cousins on my dad’s side together since my wedding, so that was a lot of fun. Today was also my sister’s birthday, so we had Costco cake and did presents. Now we’re on our way home to get ready for football tomorrow.
Big family. Nice. *Reminder to post your sketch.
I will do my sketch tomorrow night. Thanks for running this challenge!
The funny thing is that my dad just has one brother. They each had five kids, five girls for my dad, three girls and two boys for my uncle.
five girls for my dad
You Tulpae are really careful to keep up your pretense of being female.
Are you routing for the The approved team?
LOL rooting
I’m rooting for Georgia Tech, much good it’ll do me.
Let me share some pics from yesterday’s Thanksgiving Glibs meetup:
Some friend of the family tried for years to get me to go to a “men’s gathering” when I was in high school. That pic is exactly what I imagined it would be like.
About 10 years ago, I sent in my DAR application, was accepted, and some old lady called me to tell me the first meeting would be to discuss china patterns of whateverwhateverwhatever…
“Oh, you know, I think I’m busy that night.”
You’d think they’d be practicing field dressing wounds.
That’s Warty’s basement, by the way.
Fake news. Not enough dents from weights in the floor and no blood.
It’s just the foyer. To keep our family friendly rating, I can’t show the rest.
Reminds me of lining up in basic training, minus the uniforms.
I’m very curious about what’s inside that watermelon.
I’m curious as to why there is straw on the floor next to a baseboard heater. That seems….unwise.
Why aren’t they drinking anything? No beer/soda/water?
Is that Matt Yglasias in the back?
Finally saw a trailer for Richard Jewell. Is Eastwood intentionally trying to highlight FBI institutional malfeasance?
He’s old, rich, revered and conservative.
Saw the trailer right before Ford v Ferrari last night. Told my dad that’ll probably be the next movie I go see because it makes the FBI look incompetent.
Watching it, It’s amazing the performance Eastwood Brings out in the actor playing Jewel, as this was his most prominent work until now.
Well, he took three non-actors and stuck them in as the stars of his last movie.
His last movie before was The Mule, that starred himself and Bradly Cooper, I think you mean 2 movies ago, 15:17 to Paris. Haven’t seen that.
Damn. He’s pumping out movies faster than I can keep track.
He’s making movies like tomorrow might not exist and he don’t give a fuck, I wonder why?
And hitting above average too. At least of the ones I’ve seen.
Even Clint’s worst movies make me think of my day, so that adds a lot.
Dad, not day.
I’m having a classic film night. Josey Wales earlier and now Sergeant York.
Ran into this on Reddit, too.
Moonchild
Drangonfly!
The bar I lingered at after dinner had “Raiders of the Lost Ark” on one of the TVs. What a great movie. Then “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” came on. I lingered for about half of “Temple of Doom”. I forgot how stupid the opening scenes were, but despite that, “Temple of Doom” was still a better movie than “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.”
I’m off to bed.
You’re a better man than me. I watched Raiders recently and thought it was awful. I can’t imagine how bad Doom is.
Also tried to watch Young Sherlock Holmes, something I also really liked back in the day. Had to turn it off.
I…What…Are you trying to make me hate you?
I never liked Raiders back in the day. I’d probably like it better now, if only for the nostalgia.
You are gay, totally fine with me; but now you have gone too fucking far! Never liked Raiders?! We don’t take kindly you folk round here!
MAYBE YOUR LIFE WON’T SEEM AS POINTLESS
https://archive.li/2G6aw/72e5e72db06cb377bd570d70c8dc7caee56d3187.jpg
NSFW.
So, a couple of days ago, I got my dog some of those CBD treats. Now, just a few hours ago, I went out on to the porch and saw this:
Hmm, noted attraction to Thai women and now a baked dog…
“Bong” is a Thai word.
I would argue ‘bing-bong-bing’ was part of Frère Jacques before any white folks cared about Asian words. But I TAINT no Scholar.
I feel like Londo. I see nothing.
Kudos on your reference.
First night of Xmas lights on. Stupid LED bulbs don’t really radiate enough light to reflect into the house.
and you view that as a minus?
A bit. Would like to have some of those colors coming in.
I’d sleep in a cave if I could. Cold and pitch black, like my heart.
Hey everybody. Hope you had a great Thanksgiving.
My legal spouse has told me to shut the fuck up, that I am stupid cunt for the past hour.
He no longer physically abuses me , but how do I cope with the relentless emotional beat down ?!!,
Wait, what? Your “legal spouse”? Is he not the one you live with?
Yeah, he’s my legal spouse and the one I live with.
I just can’t type “husband” now because a husband takes care of his flocks and protects them.
The relentless emotional beat down of you moving him across the country, into a business situation where you were previously involved with someone else in the current situation? You never made us aware of any previous instance of physical abuse.
I’m drunk and coming down with some kind of sickness, just trying to get things straight, if I’m going to offer any advice that is of any use.
Oh Hayek, I have no advice other than DTMFA. You shouldn’t be talked to like that.
um wut
“Physical abuse”? “Stupid cunt”? I think I missed something but this clown needs to be dropped like a bad habit.
Don’t stand for that shit. Trust me, you’ll have no problem finding someone better. Fuck that noise and kick his sorry ass to the curb.
Let me reiterate: the dood took vows to love and cherish. Arguments and disagreements are one thing; but wanton insults (stupid cunt) and actual physical abuse (!) is no bueno. Fuck that guy (not literally).
HS this isn’t a joke. If he has physically abused you then it’s time for a restraining order and to get away from him.
If he’s verbally abusive then it’s time for counseling as a couple and maybe individually.
Thanks, all. I do need a plan. This can’t continue.
Company has a free Employee Assistance Plan for counseling etc. I might just give it a whirl.
My daughter just got divorced from her husband of 30 years. Verbally abusive with threats. She moved far away and is a happier woman. Her mistake was 29 years ago and not getting away but still not too late to enjoy her life again.
Everyday with an asshole is a week too long.
“No longer physically abuses me”?????
SP would like to have a word with you.
Do not look up what Yvette the maid from Clue looks like today. And poor Tim Curry.
However, the girl from Pale Rider….
Oh my. I think I remember her from AMC.
Hello, I wanted to tell you all Thanks, we went from thanksgiving money to getting out money, then some other finances showed up,
and now we are ready and looking for a home in AZ, of course. The last year has taken a toll on the two of us, and we are looking forward to settling down.
You guys made it possible, almost done
4 Yusef.
https://archive.li/hbirQ/e828823fae30029c56fd9ea983c1388c39c38f6d.jpg
NSFW.
yeah! She purty!
or, it’s taken it’s toll on the two of us,
I hope the two of you are able to make a fresh start.
Soon you’ll look back and the bad memories will be softer. Good job, Yusef. Now enjoy going to work again. Strange what a job will do for us.
Since I’ll be working in the cold, I bought some long johns and long sleeve shirts, and a neck gaiter, I’m skinny
I’m hoping to get back to writing my useless, but otherwise fun articles, time for bed….
I’m watching Dodge all. First, I love the Hof’s self-deprecating humor. Second, if you can dodge a wrench then you can dodge a ball.
that movie rocks! enjoy!
JFC. What is wrong with these people?
https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2019/11/29/thats-gotta-sting-trump-drags-newsweek-over-corrected-story-about-spending-thanksgiving-tweeting-and-golfing/
Trying to get ahead of the cycle to make their mark. A halfway competent hack would have waited until after the event to report about it, but instead they were going with trying to nail him for something he was going to do.
”If the MSM is tired of getting burned, maybe they should stop providing Trump with the matches.”
Awesome.
Currently watching episode 4 of The Mandalorian.
…
— mild spoiler alert —
them: OMG an AT-ST we can’t fight that what shall we do
me: IDK find some fucking teddy bears or something lol.
There are no Ewoks left
Thanks for “being there” for my venting. I’m sorry if it caused discomfort.
TPTB, feel free to delete it.
Just seeing this now. Not so much discomfort as concern for you. Are you ok? It’s none of my business and I don’t want to pry but I very much enjoy your presence here and want you to be well.
Yeah im ok. I moved myself to the guest bedroom for some peace.
Tomorrow morning he’ll not even recall it, and will probably be super nice to me.
I know it’s mostly the alcohol talking, but the fact that his brain even comes up with half the shit he says is unsettling.
We are supposed to be happy in this life. Do what you have to do.
Nifty summary of today’s college football result implications
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/page/gamedaykickoff112719/college-football-playoff-implications-lift-alabama-auburn-top-week-14-games
OFFS
https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2019/11/29/alarmists-propose-rebranding-climate-change-for-greater-shock-value/
Global meltdown?Hah! Looking out the window as we are under a winter storm warning with lots of snow forecast. Its called winter, same as last year, year before, year…The temps will soon be collapsing as well…