Author: STEVE SMITH

  • STEVE SMITH FRIDAY UNION TROUBLE LINKS

    MEMBERS CRYPTID LOCAL 701
    MEMBERS CRYPTID LOCAL 701

    STEVE SMITH TIRED. HIM MAKE RAPE QUOTA FOR MONTH. BUT ONLY BECAUSE LUCKY. TOUR BUS DRIVER GET LOST, PARK NEAR CAVE AND TRY GET GPS SIGNAL. PASSENGERS GET STEVE SMITH SIGNAL. BY SIGNAL, MEAN RAPE.

    STEVE SMITH COMPLAIN TO CRYPTID LOCAL 701. BUT THEM NO CARE. THEM THINK MERGE INTO SEIU (SCARY ENTITIES IN UNIONS). STEVE SMITH THINK IT TIME GET OUT. STEVE SMITH WRITE CHEESE PERSON, ASK HELP. HIM SEND BACK TO READ JANUS OPINION. THAT GOOD ADVICE, BUT STEVE SMITH NO WORRY ABOUT PAY MONEY SEIU, HIM NO WANT CRYPTIDS IN UNION! SHOULD BE FREE DO THINGS WANT ON OWN. SO STEVE SMITH CALL FOR MEETING.

    SEIU SEND GOONS.

    GOONS

    AFTER STEVE SMITH RAPE GOONS AND THEY RUN AWAY, MEETING CALL ORDER. STEVE SMITH WANT VOTE SET DECERTIFY CRYPTIDS LOCAL 701. SHOP STEWARD OBJECT. STEVE SMITH STILL OBJECTION. BY STILL OBJECTION, MEAN RAPE SHOP STEWARD. GET VOTE SET, BUT LEADERSHIP SAY THEY STOP STEVE SMITH. WONDER WHAT THEM DO? MAYBE THEM DO THIS, DISTRACT STEVE SMITH.

    BUT YOU COME HERE LINKS TIME. STEVE SMITH GIVE LINKS, THEN GO THINK WHAT DO.

    1. STEVE SMITH THINK FRANCE SOON NO HAVE INTERNET.
    2. IT A TRAP!
    3. THIS MAKE STEVE SMITH LAUGH.

    FREE CASCADIA (AND DECERTIFY CRYPTID LOCAL 701)!

  • STEVE SMITH FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS

    IT FRIDAY NIGHT. JUST GOT PAID…

    STEVE SMITH READY FOR WEEKEND. WEATHER GOOD, SO MORE HIKER AND CAMPER IN WOODS. STEVE SMITH BE THERE GREET THEM ALL. BY GREET, MEAN RAPE. THEN STEVE SMITH CONTINUE WORK ON TREATISE – A FREE CASCADIA, SNACKS AND RAPE FOR ALL! HIM THINK IT BE BESTSELLER. JUST NEED MORE BIRCH BARK WRITE ON.

    BUT FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE HERE FOR LINKS, NOT BOOK NEWS. SO STEVE SMITH MAKE SURE YOU GET LINKS. BEST LINKS IN WOODS.

    • THIS MAKE STEVE SMITH SAD. NO HURT SELF. STAY, MAKE SURE BAD PO-PO GO GET WHAT COMING THEM.
    • STEVE SMITH GLAD HIM REFINANCE CAVE. HOUSE COST TOO MUCH HERE! IT NOT HELP THERE TOO MANY HOBO AND DUNG PILES. STEVE SMITH INVITE PEOPLE, COME LIVE IN WOODS. STEVE SMITH HEAD OF WELCOME WAGON…
    • HIM NO MAKE SENSE. SHOOT AT BAR? WHAT BAR DO HIM?? HIM THINK HE FLORIDA MAN? HIM JUST SILLY PORTLAND MAN.
    • WHYCOME THEY SHOOT CRYPTID DOGGLE?! HIM JUST WANT BELLY RUB, NOT BULLET!

     

    BY INTENSE LOVEMAKING SESSION, MEAN RAPE.

    FREE CASCADIA!

  • STEVE SMITH FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS… “FINDING STEVE SMITH”

     

    STEVE SMITH HEAR SILLY PEOPLE LOOK OUT HIM. THEY SELL BOOK. STEVE SMITH NO UNDERSTAND. HIM TALK HERE ALL TIME. NO BE “INVESTIGATOR”…READ GLIBERTARIANS.COM!

    STEVE SMITH SEE VIDEO. VERY SILLY PEOPLE “CALL SASQUATCH”. IT EASY GET STEVE SMITH SHOW UP. NO YELL, SAY “OH DEAR, I THINK WE ARE LOST!” OR “THE TOUR BUS HAS A FLAT TIRE.” MAYBE, “THIS CAVE LOOKS SAFE, WE CAN WAIT THE STORM OUT IN HERE.” THAT GUARANTEE STEVE SMITH VISIT! BY GUARANTEE STEVE SMITH VISIT, MEAN YOU WIN CONTEST. BY WIN CONTEST MEAN WIN RAPE. RAPE ALWAYS FIRST PRIZE!

    COME BACK! WIN FIRST PRIZE!

     

    WHAT MAKE “STEVE SMITH SHAKE HIM RAPESQUATCH HEAD”, IS SILLY ANIMAL PLANET TV SHOW. STEVE SMITH NO “ANIMAL” – THAT GUN EXPERT ON GLIBERTARIANS.COM! STEVE SMITH, HIM RAPESQUATCH AND PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER! HIM TALK GOOD. IS SMART. ANIMAL PLANET MAKE LOTS SHOWS, BUT NEVER FIND STEVE SMITH.

    LAST – STEVE SMITH HAVE SERIOUS STALKER PROBLEM. THEM WORSE THAN SILLY ANIMAL PLANET PEOPLE. STEVE SMITH THINK HIM GO REPORT SIGHTING…PUT IN FLORIDA, SO PEOPLE GO WRONG PLACE!

    STEVE SMITH SAY, RELAX. JUST READ GLIBERTARIANS.COM. YOU FIND RAPESQUATCH!

    MERCH!

    FREE CASCADIA!

  • STEVE SMITH GOOD FRIDAY LINKS

    “ME NO DENY YOU! ME RAPE SANHEDRIN INSTEAD!” “NO. THIS MUST HAPPEN, BROTHER SMITH, AS WAS FORETOLD.” “ME SAD.” “ALL WILL BE WELL. SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS.”

     

    STEVE SMITH TAKE LINK DUTY TONIGHT. MANY FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE HAVE HOLY DAY. EVERY DAY HOLEY TO STEVE SMITH! HAHAHA! HIM MAKE JOKE, GOOD JOKE! BUT SERIOUS NOW. STEVE SMITH DO LINKS, SO THEM GO CHURCH, OR WHATEVER THEY WANT DO. HERE GOOD LINKS. FROM STEVE SMITH. ON FRIDAY.

    • STEVE SMITH NOT PICKY, BUT HIM NO RAPE FLUTES. HOOMANS STRANGE SOMETIME ALL TIME.
    • FUNNY HOOMANS HAVE GO AIRPLANE JOIN MILE HIGH CLUB. STEVE SMITH JUST GO UP MOUNTAIN. FIND CLIMBER. JOIN CLUB. BY JOIN CLUB, MEAN RAPE.
    • STEVE SMITH THINK RUSSIA NO WANT BASKET CASE LAND. GIVE BACK TO COMEDY PRESIDENT IN UKRAINE? MAYBE IF BECOME PUPPET. STEVE SMITH HAVE MANY PUPPET. BY PUPPET, MEAN MEAT PUPPET.
    • THIS SURE TO CLEAR THING UP! STEVE SMITH HAPPY HIM NO LIVE CHICAGO.

     

    FREE CASCADIA!

  • STEVE SMITH SATURDAY EVENING LINKS

    STEVE SMITH THINK HIM NEED STOP BY, GIVE LINKS. FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE MAKE STEVE SMITH LAUGH, WHEN TALK ABOUT LINKS. SO HIM THINK – GIVE LINKS, GET LAUGH. STEVE SMITH SMART LIKE THAT!

    STEVE SMITH FIGURE OUT HOW GET LAUGH!

     

    SO HERE LINKS. TO COMMENT ON. SO STEVE SMITH LAUGH.

    1. STEVE SMITH NEED GO UK AND VISIT PEOPLE THAT SAY “‘Border Force has a duty to enforce the law and stop the unlawful import of controlled substances into the UK.’ ” BY VISIT, MEAN RAPE. AND HIT ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK.
      CONFISCATE THIS!

       

    2.  STEVE SMITH THING GERMAN PEOPLE FORGET LAW SUPPLY/DEMAND. MAYBE TOO BUSY MAKING NAUGHTY SCAT MOVIE?
    3. THEM NEED HIRE FRIEND ZARDOZ MOVE GRAIN. HIM GOOD AT IT. NO NEED BRIDGE!
    4. THIS MAKE STEVE SMITH SCRATCH HEAD. WHY HIM DISPENSE HOT AIR, AND WHO LISTEN?

    FREE CASCADIA!

    SPRING HERE! STEVE SMITH GET GOLF ADVICE.
  • STEVE SMITH SATURDAY EVENING LINKS

    IS LIE! NO HAVE SLAVE.

    STEVE SMITH HOPE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE HAVE GOOD WEEKEND. STEVE SMITH HAVE GREAT ONE. TWO TOUR BUS STOP AT WOODS. DRIVERS TAKE SMOKE BREAK, AND STEVE SMITH GREET THEM AND PASSENGERS. BY GREET, MEAN RAPE.

    THIS GIVE STEVE SMITH TIME MAKE LINKS. SO HERE LINKS. THAT STEVE SMITH MAKE!

    1. SILLY UK PEOPLE NOT FINISH THING. IT WORSE THAN TRY GET CASCADIA FREE.
    2. NO “POWER TO THE PEOPLE” IN SOCIALISM LAND? NO, SILLY PEOPLES…NO POWER.
    3. STEVE SMITH LAUGH. IT WEIRD, BUT IT WORK.

    FREE CASCADIA!

    FREE BIRD NEST AND PINE CONE, FIRST 100 FREEDOM VOTER!
  • STEVE SMITH FRIDAY NIGHT CASCADIA LINKS

    FANBOI

     

    STEVE SMITH SAY SORRY HIM THROW CHEESE PERSON. WHEN TRY TELL CHEESE PERSON, HE HOBBLE AWAY FROM STEVE SMITH IN HALL GLIBS HQ. IT OK. STEVE SMITH DO FAVOR AND DO LINKS TONIGHT, GIVE CHEESE PERSON TIME DRINK OR SLEEP. OR YODEL. MAYBE STEVE SMITH YODEL!

    YO-DA-LAY-EE-HOO!

    SO HERE LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. FROM STEVE SMITH. WHO DID THEM.

    • STEVE SMITH SIDES HURT. FROM LAUGHING…”“The City of Portland affirms walking as a fundamental human right and the most fundamental means of transportation, and that PedPDX ensures walking is a safe, accessible, and attractive experience for everyone in Portland by putting pedestrians at the forefront of City policy, investments, and design.” STEVE SMITH LAUGH – HIM FASTER THAN ESCOOTER. AND WALKING. HIM CATCH ALL SILLY PORTLAND PEOPLE. BY CATCH, MEAN RAPE SCOOTER, THEN RIDER.
      NICE SCOOTER

       

    • DEAD PEOPLE ALREADY HAVE BAD TIME. THEM DEAD. WHY HOBOS MAKE WORSE FOR THEM? STEVE SMITH THINK HIM STAY AWAY SEATTLE FOR WHILE. IF RAPE HOBO, MIGHT HIT NEEDLE. OUCH.
    • STEVE SMITH ASK “WHO GLIBERTARIAN THIS?” WAIT…”WHO GLIBERTARIAN GO THIS ‘NATUROPATH’?”
    STEVE SMITH (((MUSIC))) LINK!

    FREE CASCADIA!

  • STEVE SMITH THURSDAY MORNING CASCADIA LINKS

    GOOD CHANCE! WELL, STEVE SMITH SURVIVE, TO BE SURE.

     

    STEVE SMITH GLAD BE BACK FOR MORE MORNING LINKS! HIM GIVE VERY GOOD LINKS. WANT FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE LIKE THEM, COMMENT. ALSO GLAD FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN TPTB SEND IN FUNNY MEN WITH GUNS. STEVE SMITH ENJOY GOOD TUSSLE. BY ENJOY GOOD TUSSLE, MEAN RAPE. AFTER TUSSLE. THAT WAS GOOD.

    • STEVE SMITH ALWAYS HEAR HOW HAT AND HAIR HOST HATE EARTH – BUT HIM MAKE WHOLE NEW AREA FOR STEVE SMITH MEET HIKERS! BY MEET HIKERS, MEAN RAPE. HIKERS. A LOT.
    • WHY CANADANIAN PEOPLE NO JUST HIRE COUSIN SEA SMITH? HE TAKE CARE OF PROBLEM. BY TAKE CARE OF PROBLEM MEAN RAPE BOATS. AND OWNERS.
    • SPEAK OF COUSIN SEA SMITH – STEVE SMITH NO THINK HE WOULD GO NEAR FLOATING HOBOS. STEVE SMITH NO GO ON STINK SHIP EITHER. HIM HAVE SOME STANDARD!

    FREE CASCADIA!

    HOW YOU LIKE STEVE SMITH NOW!
  • Monday Morning New Cryptid Order Links

    NOW!

     

    STEVE SMITH HAVE CONTROL OF MORNING LINKS! SORRY HAVE TO THROW CHEESE PERSON OUT ON EAR LAST NIGHT, BUT NEED TAKE CONTROL OF LINKS ROOM. SEA SMITH TOMORROW, THEN GIANT STONE HEAD – BUT TODAY, GET STEVE SMITH LINKS. HOPE ENJOY! MAKE COMMENTS AND STEVE SMITH READ AND LAUGH.

    SO HERE LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIANS;

    • HOW WE NO HEAR ABOUT THIS ANYMORE? MAYBE STEVE SMITH GO TALK WITH FRENCH LEADERS. BY TALK WITH, MEAN WEAR YELLOW VEST WHEN RAPE LEADERS.
    • NYC MAYOR SILLY. WHY HE NOT IN NYC? STEVE SMITH HOPE HIM RUN FOR USA PRESIDENT – WOULD MAKE MANY LAUGHS.
    • SCHOOL’S…OUT FOR EVER?

    FREE CASCADIA!

  • STEVE SMITH FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS

    STEVE SMITH FITNESS PROGRAM! HIM CALL IT “RUN N’ FUN”

     

    STEVE SMITH HOPE ALL FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE HAVE GOOD WEEK, NOW RELAX! STEVE SMITH GIVE YOU BEST LINKS. SO GET DRINK, SNACK AND ENJOY READ LINKS. AND COMMENT! STEVE SMITH OFTEN LAUGH AT FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE MAKE COMMENT. HIM LIKE LAUGH. ALMOST AS MUCH AS CATCH HIKERS.

    • “LIBIDO KILLING SHOTS“? STEVE SMITH REMEMBER SCIENTIST TRY DART GUN WITH SAME THING. IT NO WORK. STEVE SMITH EXPRESS DISPLEASURE TO SCIENTIST. BY EXPRESS DISPLEASURE, MEAN RAPE SCIENTIST.
    • NAZI GOLD? FREEMASONS? WHERE NARROW GAZE GLIBERTARIAN??
    • NO BLAME SPACE SMITH! NO SUCH THING AS SPACE SMITH!
    • THIS MAKE STEVE SMITH LAUGH. LOOK PICTURE – SOLDIER SHOOT WITH BLANK ADAPTER ON END RIFLE. HAHAHAHA! MAYBE NO MAKE “MILITARY SARI” – MAKE STEVE SMITH PEACE ENVOY. HIM DO GOOD WORK. BY GOOD WORK, MEAN RAPE OTHER SIDE DELEGATES UNTIL SURRENDER.

    FREE CASCADIA!

    STEVE SMITH BE NICE WHEN IN CHARGE.

    …STEVE SMITH THINK COUSIN SEA SMITH AND FRIEND ZARDOZ RIGHT…NEED MORE POST FROM STEVE SMITH, SEA SMITH AND ZARDOZ!