STEVE SMITH RELAX TONIGHT. BUT HIM NO FORGET GIVE LINKS! HIM LIKE SILLY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. HOPE THEM RELAXING TOO. WITH LINKS. FROM STEVE SMITH.
HERE ARE LINKS!
FREE CASCADIA!
STEVE SMITH SLOW GOING MORNING. HIM FIND WHISKY BARREL WHEN IT FALL OFF TRUCK THAT GET STUCK IN SNOW. STEVE SMITH TRY HELP DRIVER, BUT DRIVER RUN, SCREAMING. SO STEVE SMITH TAKE BARREL TO CAVE. IT DELICIOUS, BUT NOW HIM NEED COFFEE. LUCKY STEVE SMITH FIND SOME IN CAMPER HE VISIT NIGHT BEFORE. BY VISIT, MEAN RAPE. CAMPER. AND CAMPERS IN CAMPER.
BUT YOU NO HERE HEAR STEVE SMITH GRUMBLE. YOU COME FOR LINKS! STEVE SMITH GIVE LINKS. HAVE FUN COMMENT. ON LINKS.
AND NOW, SPECIAL FEATURE! STEVE SMITH GIVE ADVICE! HIM READ “ASK AMY” AND SAY ‘HER SILLY’. STEVE SMITH DO BETTER (EVEN IF IT OLD RERUN!):
Q: I have a good friend who is very nice, very thoughtful and very dependable. Whenever anyone needs to reach her, my friend is just one text message away. But that is just what seems to be the problem — she is always reachable, and her phone is always there, ringing with text messages.
I feel as though when I hang out with her that I am really hanging out with her phone. What is the best way to approach her about this?
A: THIS EASY! TAKE PHONE, SMASH WITH BIG ROCK.
THEN TELL FRIEND LISTEN AND TALK OR GET SMASH WITH BIG ROCK NEXT. SINCE SMASH PHONE, HER NO CALL 911! MIGHT BE LAST CONVERSATION WITH FRIEND. BUT HER ANNOYING ANYWAY.
FREE CASCADIA. AND PASS COFFEE POT.
STEVE SMITH WANT HELP OUT. HIM DO LINKS THIS MORNING. THEM GOOD LINKS! HOPE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE LIKE. STEVE SMITH KNOW ALL FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE WILL READ LINKS AND COMMENT ON LINKS. DID STEVE SMITH TELL THAT THEM GOOD LINKS? THEM GOOD LINKS.
IF NO LIKE LINKS…
FREE CASCADIA!
STEVE SMITH HAVE ENJOYABLE WEEKEND WITH HIKERS. BY ENJOYABLE, MEAN RAPE FILLED. THEM SEEK SHELTER IN STEVE SMITH CAVE, WHEN SNOWSTORM COME. MAKE EASY FOR STEVE SMITH! WINTER HAS BEEN VERY, VERY GOOD STEVE SMITH.
NOW STEVE SMITH RELAX WITH LINKS. LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE:
FREE CASCADIA!
STEVE SMITH IN REFLECTIVE MOOD TONIGHT. HIM MISS NESSIE. HIM DECIDE SHARE POEM WITH FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE:
NESSIE BELLE LEE
IT WAS MANY AND MANY AN EON AGO,
IN A MISTY LAND-LOCKED SEA,
THAT A MONSTER THERE LIVED WHOM YOU MAY KNOW
BY THE NAME OF NESSIE BELLE LEE;
AND THIS MONSTER SHE LIVED WITH NO OTHER THOUGHT
THAN TO LOVE STEVE SMITH AND BE LOVED BY ME.
STEVE SMITH WAS A MONSTER AND SHE WAS A MONSTER,
IN A MISTY LAND-LOCKED SEA,
BUT WE LOVED WITH A LOVE THAT WAS MORE THAN LOVE—
STEVE SMITH AND MY NESSIE BELLE LEE—
WITH A LOVE THAT THE WINGÈD SERAPHS OF HEAVEN
WERE HORRIFIED TO SEE.
AND THIS WAS THE REASON THAT, LONG AGO,
IN A MISTY LAND-LOCKED SEA,
REPTILICUS BLEW OUT OF A CLOUD, CUCKING
MY BEAUTIFUL NESSIE BELLE LEE;
SO THAT HER ABYSSAL KINSMEN CAME
AND BORE HER AWAY FROM ME,
TO SHUT HER UP IN A BIRTHING CRÈCHE
IN THEIR KINGDOM UNDER THE SEA.
THE HIKERS, NOT HALF SO RAPED IN HEAVEN,
WENT ENVYING HER AND ME—
YES!—THAT WAS THE REASON (AS ALL MEN KNOW,
IN THIS MISTY LAND-LOCKED SEA,)
THAT REPTILICUS CAME OUT OF THE CLOUD BY NIGHT,
CUCKING AND FUCKING MY NESSIE BELLE LEE.
BUT OUR LOVE IT WAS STRONGER BY FAR THAN THE LOVE
OF THOSE WHO WERE OLDER THAN WE—
OF MANY FAR TERRIFYING THAN WE—
AND NEITHER THE HIKERS IN HEAVEN ABOVE
NOR HER KINSMEN DOWN UNDER THE SEA
CAN EVER DISSEVER MY PENIS FROM THE CLOACA
OF THE BEAUTIFUL NESSIE BELLE LEE;
FOR THE MOON NEVER BEAMS, WITHOUT BRINGING ME DREAMS
OF THE BEAUTIFUL NESSIE BELLE LEE;
AND THE STARS NEVER RISE, BUT I FEEL THE BEADY EYES
OF THE BEAUTIFUL NESSIE BELLE LEE;
AND SO, ALL THE NIGHT-TIDE, I LIE DOWN WITH THE HIDE
OF MY LOST DARLING—MY MONSTER—MY SEA SERPENT AND MY BRIDE,
IN HER PRISON IN THE DEEPEST SEA—
IN HER LOVE NEST IN THE SQUIRMING SEA.
FREE CASCADIA.
IT GOOD WEEKEND IN STEVE SMITH WOODS. GEOLOGIST TEAM STAY NIGHT. STEVE SMITH SHOW HOSPITALITY. BY SHOW HOSPITALITY, MEAN RAPE ENTIRE TEAM. NOW HIM ALL ON TRACK TO MAKE MONTHLY QUOTA. ALSO MEAN STEVE SMITH HAVE TIME GIVE LINKS TO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE.
STEVE SMITH SAY RELAX, ENJOY LINKS:
HOPE LIKE LINKS. STEVE SMITH GO BRUSH SNOW OFF FRONT OF CAVE. WANT MAKE INVITING TO HIKERS IN WOODS…
FREE CASCADIA!
STEVE SMITH ENJOY BIG SPORTS DAY YESTERDAY! HIM FIND CAMPERS WATCHING GAME, NO PAY ATTENTION TO RAPESQUATCH APPROACHING. MAKE WORK EASY. BY WORK, MEAN CAMPER RAPE. THEM HAVE GOOD SNACKS TOO.
BUT YOU NO HERE FOR THAT. YOU WANT LINKS. AND STEVE SMITH GIVE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE LINKS!
FREE CASCADIA!
STEVE SMITH SEE FRIEND ZARDOZ GIVE ADVICE, AND HIM THINK…WHY NOT STEVE SMITH GIVE ADVICE TOO? SO HIM HERE TO GIVE ADVICE. HIM DO LIKE FRIEND ZARDOZ AND TAKE FROM SILLY OLD “DEAR ABBY” COLUMN. READY FOR GOOD ADVICE? HERE IS:
When I read the column about the warning signs of an abuser in your archives, I was scared to realize that my older brother is one. He has most of the qualities you pointed out except for the sex stuff.
He just turned 14, and he has just started dating. That got me thinking. If one day he moves in with someone or gets married, how am I going to warn the girl to watch out? I’m being hit, and I have things thrown at me all the time, and I don’t want anyone else to experience that. My parents have tried to get him professional help, but it hasn’t worked. Please help. — BRUISED SISTER IN SAN FRANCISCO
STEVE SMITH NO LIKE WHEN FAMILY HURT FAMILY. BUT, SOMETIMES MAY HAVE RETALIATE, TEACH LESSON. FIRST, TRY HIT ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK!
IF THAT NO WORK, THEN LET STEVE SMITH KNOW, HIM COME OVER AND HAVE WORD WITH BROTHER. BY HAVE WORD WITH, MEAN RAPE. ROCK AND RAPE MAYBE MAKE BROTHER READY FOR COUNSELLING.
HOPE ADVICE WORK!
I have been married for seven years. The last time my husband and I have been out of the house together was last summer. No movies, dinners, festivals, etc. I finally gave up suggesting things to do.
My husband says I’m the one who feels the need to go out once a week or take an annual vacation. It hurts knowing he goes out to eat with his buddies on his lunch breaks at work. I have said as much, but we still don’t go anywhere on the weekends, and he still goes out to eat with his friends. What do you make of this? — PRISONER IN OHIO
THIS PUZZLE STEVE SMITH. HIM LOVE NIGHT OUT ON TOWN. BY NIGHT OUT ON TOWN, MEAN RAPE TOWN, AT NIGHT. TRY SUGGEST SOMETHING FUN, BUT CHEAP AND EASY.
IF THAT NO WORK, TRY GET PET. IT KEEP COMPANY, AND MAYBE SILLY HUSBAND RELAX.
ONLY CHOICE, IF THAT NO WORK, IS HIT ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK, THEN GO OUT WITH FRIENDS.
STEVE SMITH SURE ADVICE WORK!
HOPE ALL FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE ENJOY ADVICE!
FREE CASCADIA!
STEVE SMITH HOPE ALL FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE HAVE GOOD WEEKEND. YOU KNOW WHAT MAKE WEEKEND END GOOD? STEVE SMITH LINKS!
SO HERE ARE LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE:
FREE CASCADIA.
STEVE SMITH MAKE LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. WHEN HIM READ SOME LINKS, WANT HIT BAD PEOPLE ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK. BUT HIM TOO BUSY RIGHT NOW DO THAT, SO HIM JUST GIVE LINKS AND LET READ.
THAT ALL FOR NOW. HOPE ENJOY.
FREE CASCADIA!