STEVE SMITH MONDAY MORNING LINKS

STEVE SMITH GOOD AT SPORTSBALL!

STEVE SMITH ENJOY BIG SPORTS DAY YESTERDAY! HIM FIND CAMPERS WATCHING GAME, NO PAY ATTENTION TO RAPESQUATCH APPROACHING. MAKE WORK EASY. BY WORK, MEAN CAMPER RAPE. THEM HAVE GOOD SNACKS TOO.

BUT YOU NO HERE FOR THAT. YOU WANT LINKS. AND STEVE SMITH GIVE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE LINKS!

  • STEVE SMITH SEE HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR. NOT FOR CHINA?
  • STEVE SMITH SEE… “SOMALIA!!!!” AND LAUGH.
  • NOT EVERYONE HAVE FUN WITH BIG SPORTS GAME.

FREE CASCADIA!

Comments

589 responses to “STEVE SMITH MONDAY MORNING LINKS”

  1. Things must be in confusion at Glibs HQ if STEVE is on Mourning Lynx duty.

    1. AlexinCT

      They must be feeling rapish?

      1. Cy

        Always let the wookie win.

      1. The Power of SugarFree compels you!
        The Power of SugarFree compels you!
        The Power of SugarFree compels you!

        *shakes unholy water*

        1. Pope Jimbo

          Anything but that! And you know that isn’t water (holy or unholy) that SugarFree squirts around.

          Trying STEVE’S MOTIVATIONAL POSTER again

  2. Tres Cool

    If a rapesquatch is handling the am LANKS, I worry about the well-being of the staff.

    1. Cy

      He only rapes the bad campers. Are you a bad camper Tres?

      1. ALL CAMPERS BAD CAMPERS

        1. AlexinCT

          Next you are gonna tell me that the only good camper is the one that when asked the following question:

          If we go camping and you wake up with your ass covered in Vaseline and hurting, do you tell anyone?

          answers:

          NO WAY!

          1. ElspethFlashman

            Vaseline not part of STEVE SMITH camping kit.

          2. AlexinCT

            Loogie? Cause without it will only be blood…

      2. The Last American Hero

        Well, there was that stunt with the Jack Links…

    2. Tejicano

      PHRASING!

    3. PieInTheSky

      Buzzfeed first, Glibertarians followed. Journalism is dying.

      Let us scream learn to code at SP

      1. Tonio

        print “[golf clap]”

      2. SP knows how to code.

        1. Tonio

          That is why the joke is funny.

    4. leon

      If a rapesquatch is handling the am LANKS, I worry about the well-being of the staff.

      You know it’s bad when you get laid off of a gig where you don’t get paid.

  3. Cy

    Most boring Superbowl EVA! Possibly the most boring football game I’ve ever watched.

    I kind of hated the attempt at tension after Goff threw his last interception.

    1. Oh well.

      I spent yesterday… writing fiction. (Shocker, I know). At 23k words into my murder mystery, I finally had a dead body show up.

      1. juris imprudent

        That’s building a lot of suspense I suppose.

        1. Setting the scene and building a framework for both the case and the red herrings to hang on.

      2. Tonio

        Congrats.

        I’m stuck at a scene that should be easy to write but just isn’t coming.

        1. AlexinCT

          Clowns or midgets?

          1. Tonio

            Hmmm…

      3. Not Adahn

        I finally got around to watching “Murder on the Orient Express” (the 1974 version). I was very disappointed.

        1. Well, it was an adaptation of one of Christies worst books. So I am not surprised that it disappointed.

          1. Not Adahn

            Why is is so famous then? But yeah, nothing about it was good.

          2. Because the twist was unexpected at the time of publication.

      4. The Last American Hero

        ah, the GRRRRR Martin approach.

        1. Oh, no, he would be 230K words of setup before forgetting what he was setting up and wandering down a different trail for another 415K words.

          1. cyto

            And it would still be better than the guys who brought us LOST.

    2. Lackadaisical

      I literally fell asleep.

    3. blackjack

      I missed the half time show because I had a bowel movement just like Jaggers.

    4. PieInTheSky

      I blame Boston

      Also I heard the half time show was lit

      1. Lackadaisical

        Not sure why people like big boi. What little i saw sounded terrible. If i didn’t know it was supposed to be music, i wouldn’t have guessed it was.

        1. Certified Public Asshat

          Still, Big Boi > Travis Scott?

        2. pistoffnick

          That was a nice coat though.

          Do people in Hotlanta normally wear fur coats?

          1. prolefeed

            It’s a pretty bougie city, or so I’ve been told, so I’m assuming the fur coats are worn until the weather becomes much too hot for that.

      2. Drake

        I watched the Simpsons at halftime.

        1. AlexinCT

          I read my work mail while that stuff was going on in the background, and I am sure I didn’t miss anything.

    5. Democratic Hitler

      First year that I didn’t watch the superbowl in at least 30 years. I didn’t watch a single NFL game this year and realized that IDGAF who wins. Even regular NFL games are so over-produced that I feel like I’m watching Running Man, let alone this spectacle of bullshit.

    6. R C Dean

      The game was on, but I just kinda wandered in and out. Easily the least attention I’ve paid to a Super Bowl in decades. Football in general hasn’t been holding my attention as much.

      Of the “yougottabekiddingme” reffing that I noticed, it all seemed to go the Pats way. But, Rams, so . . . meh.

      The halftime show was also . . . meh.

  4. Slammer

    Twitter trend of the night seemed to be Tom Brady and the Pats are white supremacists rayciss. I was laughing while heading home from the Super Bowl Party

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Tom Brady and the Pats are white supremacists rayciss

      I don’t get this.

      1. Pat

        Tom Brady didn’t join the celebrity chorus denouncing Trump as the reincarnation of Hitler fast enough so he’s out of the club.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I don’t want to like the Patriots, but then I learn this.

          1. Pat

            And then Gisele had to do some damage control

          2. Lackadaisical

            “But to me, friendship and loyalty are just about that. It’s not about political or religious views.”

            Spoken like a true Nazi shitlord.

          3. Certified Public Asshat

            Hitler would have done the TB12 diet.

          4. Pat

            Well he was a vegetarian

          5. AlexinCT

            Bob Kraft, Bill Belichick, and Tom Brady are not all conservatives, but they are fans of Fox News & Trump, which according to progtard logic makes them literally Hitler….

            Not a big fan of the Pats, but the angst this causes all the usual low information New England proggie is tantalizing.

      2. Lackadaisical

        They stand for the national anthem and don’t make a show of hating trump?

        Also, lots of honkies on the team?

        1. AlexinCT

          There are a lot of people that don’t like them because they are a serious meritocracy as a team and the coach will not tolerate people grandstanding. Worse yet, they keep winning and proving that a meritocracy is far better than this proggie shit of dragging everyone across the finish line with the same shit that the idiots peddle.

    2. Hello, Mr. Governor.

      1. Pat

        WE’RE STILL HERE! WE’RE STILL HERE! Obviously, Brady is referring to his aging, decrepit, cheating-ass squad’s progression to the big game. But, imagine you didn’t know anything about football, or who Tom Brady was, or anything like that. You would think that you were watching some square-jawed grifter throwing red meat to the hogs at an alt-right rally, screaming at the libs who thought Nancy Pelosi and her gender warriors were gonna keep DECENT AMERICAN FOLKS from BEING HERE.

        When you’re clueless about sports, but also clueless about everything else you write about.

        1. commodious spittoon

          But remember, they’d be better at your job after six months than you would be at journalisming.

          1. AlexinCT

            Well DUH!

            You are not woke and hell bent on changing the world like they are!

  5. The Late P Brooks

    That game didn’t suck as much as it could have. At least Gronkowski didn’t catch one in the end zone.

    1. straffinrun

      Kind of looks like Adam Levine did. NTTAWWT.

      1. AlexinCT

        WOAH!

  6. Raphael

    I see the Rapequatch is busy in the AM as well. Truly, he lives a hard life.

    1. juris imprudent

      World’s briefest refractory period?

      1. Not Adahn

        Rapesquatches have cabergoline glands. It is known.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          A baculum that looks like a 2X4.

  7. Pat

    Venezuela crisis: EU states recognise Guaidó as president

    The UK, France, Germany, Spain and other European countries have officially recognised opposition leader Juan Guaidó as interim president of Venezuela.

    It comes after President Nicolás Maduro defiantly rejected the EU’s Sunday deadline to call snap elections.

    Mr Guaidó declared himself interim leader last month and won US backing.

    Russia – a backer of Mr Maduro – accused EU countries of meddling in Venezuela’s affairs.

    It’s hilarious that the EU thinks it matters one tiny little fuck who they think is in charge in a South American backwater shit hole half the world away.

    1. blackjack

      The progs said Trump was literally Hitler for the same thing. Now, it’s the precious euro socialist states. Are they gonna be Hitler too?

      1. leon

        Right wing populisim has been taking over the EU. We must purge them to restore our american european freedoms!

    2. PieInTheSky

      Did Romania recognize him? Otherwise it does not count

        1. AlexinCT

          Good for them. Brussels makes the incompetent retards in Washington D.C. look downright competent.

          1. PieInTheSky

            And the Romanian Government makes Brussels look downright competent.

          2. leon

            Its Incompetent Assholes all the way down.

          3. AlexinCT

            That’s our new ruling class. And they get pissed when you tell them this shit isn’t going to fly anymore.

        2. PieInTheSky

          Viorica is a non playable character in Romanian politics. Only dumber.

          1. I was told they were an unlockable character in this version.

            I was lied to!

          2. leon

            No you just have to pay the Loot Crate Tax and hope you get him in one.

    3. Lackadaisical

      They clearly didn’t get the memo from Mr. Roosevelt and mr. Monroe.

  8. straffinrun

    Headline: ISIS killer’s wife sues British spies for £1million

    And the first line is: The wife of a jihadi who fought with ISIS is seeking up to £1million in compensation

    Daily Mail makes it really hard to understand who is doing what to whom.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      All I know is that orange beard is HAWT.

    2. Drake

      Don’t those British spies have licenses to kill?

      1. commodious spittoon

        OI! MATE! YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT?

        1. Democratic Hitler

          Heh.

    1. Lackadaisical

      Thicc?

    2. Raphael

      THICC?

    3. AlmightyJB

      Nice rack. Butt’s way too big though.

      1. prolefeed

        You speak thicc blasphemy, sir. 😉

    4. Sean

      I picture the Count yelling at his monitor.

    5. Drake

      That is one giant ass.

      1. prolefeed

        We cordially differ on what is a “giant ass”.

        And on whether that is a good thang.

        1. Drake

          She looks and is built very much like a girl I dated for a year in college. I had a whole lot of fun that year.

          1. AlexinCT

            They are fun and hawt when young, but 30 years later you are going to be wondering if that ass needs its own zip code.

          2. Fun Fact – Zip Codes are assigned by volume of mail, not size of geographic area.

          3. Tonio

            Indeed. I believe that the Empire State Building has its own zipcode.

          4. AlexinCT

            What about the volume of that area? Cause some of them asses are big enough to have gravity of their own.

          5. *Pedant on*

            Every ass has gravity of their own.

            *Pedant off*

            *ERROR Pedant process cannot be disabled*

            Dammit.

          6. VOLUME WORK SAME. IF BY MAIL, MEAN HOLY WATER.

          7. Drake

            I was thinking the same thing. Haven’t seen her since 1989.

          8. prolefeed

            This is only a problem if you want to be in a really long term relationship, or don’t appreciate a big booty.

            If you’re thinking of marrying someone and don’t like a big booty, better get the tiniest butt you can find, and make sure it ain’t that way because she’s starving herself and waiting for the chance to eat normally.

            Or date a vegan.

          9. AlexinCT

            I have met several vegan ladies with an ass that made your average SUV look small.

          10. Tejicano

            My wife actually lost about 1.5 lbs between the onset of pregnancy and pumping out my first born.

            Gaining weight because of kids is not a rule.

          11. prolefeed

            Hunh. Most woman I’ve met who’ve told me they’re vegan, or who are in the grocery checkout line ahead of me with grocieries that screamed “I’m VEGAN”, were rail thin, including their butt.

            Briefly dated a militantly vegan Latina who had some curves, but that was an outlier.

          12. Jarflax

            Or date a vegan.

            Make sure they actually like vegetables. Most of the virtue signalling vegans I know live on a diet of sugar starch and oil because they are vegan for the signalling and actually don’t like most veggies.

          13. AlexinCT

            Jarflax gets it…

          14. ElspethFlashman

            My sister in law is vegan and has a huggggge butt, that’s very cellulite- y (I’ve seen it in a swim suit). She also refuses to diet, constantly “grazes” on “health food (fruit snacks), and wonders why she is not thin.

          15. AlexinCT

            Prolly the 20 donuts she hoovers down when nobody is watching…

          16. When I was 15 the first love of my life was a girl the same age who was large breasted and had a wonderful set of hips. I wonder what she looks like 30+ years later.

            Well maybe it is best not to know.

          17. AlexinCT

            It will ruin bunk time?

      2. Pope Jimbo

        And that giant ass has a big butt too.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Apparently, the Corn Pone Lobby is mad about those Bud Light ads making fun of the other guys putting corn syrup in their beer.

    1. juris imprudent

      Our neighbor who drinks Coors Light laughed his ass off at that commercial.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Bud Light vs Coors Light. Who’s the King of the vaguely Beer Flavored Water?

        1. Drake

          The rice beer versus corn beer showdown!

          I was drinking an craft cider while watching those bizarre ads and not getting it.

          1. robc

            Corn is a bit more traditional. Plenty of English beers have used maize over the years, rice, not as much.

            Obviously neither are traditional in the German brewing tradition.

          2. Nothing screams ‘murica! like rice beer…

            *Laughs, grabs Imperial Stout*

          3. robc

            Didnt we fight a war in the pacific in order to not drink rice beer?

          4. leon

            I don’t even drink beer, and i thought that was stupid.

        2. Certified Public Asshat

          I default to Coors, just because it is what my dad drank growing up. But really, they all taste pretty much the same.

          1. robc

            Plenty of bars will switch up the taps on their light beer if they run out of 1. For example, if the Coors Light is out, they will hook up a spare Miller Lite keg to it. The places I have heard that have done it say that no one ever notices.

          2. Drake

            I lived a house in college that had a mid-week party every Wednesday night. First 2 kegs were the good stuff (Bush), the next 2 were Meister Brau. The drunks didn’t notice. If I was drinking in moderation, I was done as soon as the Meister Brau was tapped.
            https://www.ratebeer.com/reviews/meister-brau/415/

          3. Jarflax

            I cannot confirm personal knowledge of such actions, but sometimes the Bud, Miller and Coors you get on tap are Milwaukees Best.

            Among the things I cannot confirm I have personal knowledge of is the night that a barback forgot to switch the Bud/Miller/Coors kegs off and the Beast kegs on for quarter beer night. There were actually more complaints that night.

    2. Nephilium

      I was surprised to see HBO going with a Bud Light ad when they already had a partnership with Ommegang (owned by Duval) to make Game of Thrones themed beers.

      1. Drake

        Ommegang or Bud Light… hmmm. Something nobody has ever said.

        I did really like the Budweiser American Ale they were selling last summer. Pretty damn good cold, went down easy on a summer day. They can actually make decent tasting beer if they chose to.

    3. robc

      While watching that I was like “Rice is somehow better than corn?!?”

      1. prolefeed

        Classic advertising ploy: “They do X! Buy our (insert product here).” No mention of the advertiser doing Y, which is arguably worse.

        1. robc

          I went on the Bud tour in St Louis a few years back (10?). At the beginning they were showing the ingredients they use and were talking about how they buy the finest hops. They were nice. I so wanted to ask, “These are nice, but what do you do with them, they aren’t in your beer?” But my friends had already lectured me on that in advance.

          1. prolefeed

            Just enough hops to keep it from going skunky if you drink it within in a week or two.

            This is the calculation that results when you’re selling to people who just want to get hammered, and don’t care what it tastes like.

          2. robc

            The historical IBU trend of Budweiser is a nice line downward.

            it has reached the point of near-inperceptible (something like ~8 IBU I think is the limit).

          3. robc

            the taste threshold for most humans is roughly between 4 and 9 IBUs

            IIRC, Bud Light is about 10 IBU and Bud about 12.

          4. prolefeed

            Apparently Bud is down to a 7 IBU, and I’m guessing adding no hops whatsoever for flavor at the end of brewing. (Hops can add bitterness or flavor, depending on when added during brewing):

            https://www.5280.com/2013/10/beer-lesson-ibu/

          5. robc

            I don’t think they have added flavor hops in a long time.

            Miller had the commercial about triple hopping, which is funny, because that is so normal a process it doesn’t need to be advertised.

            I make a number of beers that only have bittering hops. My hefeweizen for example. But even so, it comes in at the low 20s for IBU, so they are noticeable, if low.

          6. robc

            I don’t know that I believe that 7 number, but I don’t disbelieve it either.

            Mid-century Bud was about 18 IBU, I think. It lost a pt or two per decade after that.

          7. Hops are vile, and probably one of the biggest factors in limiting the number of drinkable beers in existance.

          8. robc

            Hops are vile

            That is the wrongest wrong that has ever wronged.

            Sniffing a handful of fresh hops is one of the great pleasures of life.

          9. I’ve done that, Robc, and it was about the tenth worst odor I’d been assailed with.

          10. prolefeed

            I’m guessing the Montana Moose Piss big brewers, if they triple hop for advertising purposes, do so with only the most token amounts in the second and third stages.

            It’s called Budweiser, not BudsWeiser, because each ginormous brew tank gets one hop added. 😉

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Also-

    FUCK YOU, NFL SOCIAL JUSTICE WANKERS

    1. Cy

      The commercials were TERRIBLE! WTF are these idiots thinking?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        WTF are these idiots thinking?

        Please don’t crucify us!

        1. juris imprudent

          Which is of course the wrong response to the “threat”. Proper response is the sound of racking a round with a pump shotgun.

      2. Tejicano

        My bet? This game is so boring that these commercials will seem like real entertainment by comparison.

        1. Tejicano

          Oh, and “Does this get us into the woke parade yet?”

  11. Pat

    YouTube will experiment with ways to prevent dislike button ‘mobs’

    YouTube is all too aware of the potential for abuse of the dislike button, and it could soon take steps to make people think carefully about hitting that thumbs-down icon. Project management director Tom Leung posted an update this week revealing that YouTube is discussing experiments that could prevent “dislike mobs” from running rampant. It could turn off rating counts by default, require an explanation for a dislike, remove just the dislike count or even remove dislikes altogether.

    Leung was quick to acknowledge that many of these approaches have drawbacks. Asking for an explanation would create all kinds of logistical headaches on top of slowing people down, and removing dislikes would be considered extreme and not very “democratic.” The director added that YouTube might pass on these reforms if they’re no better than the status quo. He presented the discussions at the early stage precisely to encourage feedback from creators who might have more effective solutions.

    They really took the 2018 Rewind hard.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Youtube is a shit platform run by shitheads. Not anywhere close to being as bad as Twitter though.

      1. juris imprudent

        Twitter chose the wrong logo. It shouldn’t be a little bird but a troop of howler monkeys.

        1. AlexinCT

          Running from STEVE SMITH????

          1. ALL MONKEY HOWL WHEN STEVE SMITH CATCH!

        2. commodious spittoon

          They advertised the wrong end of the bird. Random bird plops raining down on your head sums up Tweets so much better.

    2. Rhywun

      Just email every poster a virtual participation ribbon and be done with it.

    3. Democratic Hitler

      There is a dislike button on the videos and there is a dislike button on each comment under the videos.

      The dislike button on the comments literally does nothing. It is a placebo. You can click it if you want, but it doesn’t tally the dislikes and it doesn’t affect the count of “likes” on that comment (which it actually DOES tally).

      All they have to do is finish the job and implement the same function for the dislike button on the videos and finally everyone will love Big Brother.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of Super Bowl ads- It seemed as if there were an unusually high number of CBS (and NFL) in-house promos. Did they have troubles selling all their ad spots?

    1. whiz

      I was thinking the same thing.

  13. dbleagle

    Not a great game, but doesn’t beat SB V or XXIV for being a lousy game.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder
      1. straffinrun

        I want a hot dog now. My favorite.

    2. pistoffnick

      https://i.imgur.com/iXR61P9.jpg

      Uhmm. That’s not who I’m thinking about when I’m twisting a nut

  14. The Nazification of the Democrats

    Despite the lip service Democrats pay to ideas of “social justice” and a supposed crusade to root out bigotry, the party increasingly exhibits the oldest surviving form of prejudice: anti-Semitism. Democrats cannot harbor hostility towards the one Jewish state in the world while claiming not to hate Jews, nor can Democrats paper over the parallels between the statements they are now making and those of actual Nazis. Those who dismiss as rhetoric this new development among Democrats, must recognize that Mein Kampf itself was also simply rhetoric before Hitler came to power. Now that Democrats are in power and are making Hitleresque statements, there is every reason to worry and those who care about America’s future should take the time to learn what bona fide anti-Semitism sounds like. Nazis are not all German and not wearing a swastika does not mean that a person cannot think like a Nazi. In the case of the new Democrats, the party is dangerously close to embarking on a path guided by genuine Nazi sentiment.

    1. Raphael

      Those damn Rethuglikkkans who snuck into the party, damn them all and their bigotry.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Criticism of Israel and antisemitism aren’t synonymous.

      1. Pat

        Not inherently, although the overlap between anti-Zionists and anti-Semites is pretty close to 1:1. The BDS fruitcakes fall back on that line whenever they periodically catch a little flack in the mainstream publications after they accidentally drop the mask and make unvarnished endorsements of genocide.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          I will admit the Venn diagrams have quite a bit of overlap.

        2. leon

          I don’t know. There are plenty of people who are not anti-Semites but critical of the actions Israel Takes and its elevation as a partner of the US. I wouldn’t say that it is “close to 1:1”. I think a lot of the people who get coverage are on the left, and those ones tend to be Pro-Palestine, and that is a selection bias for anti-Semites.

          1. Old Man With Candy

            0.95:1. I wrote a Jewsday a few weeks back showing how to detect that 5%.

            Hint: if you hang with Farrakhan, use words like “apartheid,” and refuse to refer to Israel by name (“the Zionist entity”), you’re in the 95%.

          2. R C Dean

            Well, to me, “anti-Israel” generally means “Israel has no right to exist”, which is something people who want to drive the Jews into the sea say. Somebody who is peeved at something the Israeli government does is generally not hard to distinguish from someone who wants to wipe Israel from the map.

            BDS want to wipe Israel from the map. They are anti-semitic.

          3. leon

            Fair enough, though I would say there are a lot of Neo-Conservatives who like to conflate the two (Anti-Israel, and Critical of Israel) to cast their ideological opponents as anti-Semites.

    3. AlexinCT

      Democrats are fascists. Fascism is the system where government partners with business to pick winners & losers in a socialist system where government uses force to rob the productive to buy votes from the people that live off welfare, and then pretends it is capitalism and is wrong, then demands the power to do even more of it.

      1. The Last American Hero

        But Democrats don’t support eugenics. *looks at Virginia*

        Shit.

        1. AlexinCT

          Only the “right” kind…

          The fact that the Nazis also thought they were supporting “the right kind” of eugenics seems to never register with these fucks. My favorite is when they tell people that you are worse than them because you think abortion is wrong but then think the death penalty makes sense. Because there is absolutely no difference between killing an unborn entity that has done no wrong and has no defense and someone that has been proven to be an evil killer that murdered in cold blood.

          1. whiz

            Because there is absolutely no difference between killing an unborn entity that has done no wrong and has no defense and someone that has been proven to be an evil killer that murdered in cold blood.

            “I’ll take false equivalences for $1000, Alex”

    4. leon

      oldest surviving form of prejudice: anti-Semitism

      I know it’s rhetorical, and i’m being pedantic, but I know for a that there is ample evidence for urban/yokel prejudice going back to the time of the first agrarians and their Nomadic Neighbors.

  15. Old Man With Candy

    Ugh. Four straight days of long drives in a shitty rental truck, keeping Wonder Dog quiet in hotel rooms, subsisting off truck stop food. What made it all worthwhile? Passing a sign for Snowflake School.

    But we’re almost there. And things only sorta went to hell here without SP’s firm and competent hand.

    1. Glad to hear you survived the trek.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        So far. About another half day to go.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Safe travels!

        2. Fourscore

          As we used to say 60 years ago, “You’ve got it made in the shade”

          Drive the rest of today like you did the last 4 days and then get these kids back on track.

    2. Raphael

      Good luck in the final leg, hope the move goes nicely for you and yours!

      1. Old Man With Candy

        Well at least on this end, we won’t be dealing with loading trucks and driving in massive snowfall and -28 degree temperatures.

        1. Raphael

          Very true, nice work getting out of the VORTEX.

        2. R C Dean

          Well, we are having a bit of a rainy spell.

        3. blackjack

          One day, you’ll shiver a little bit, put on light jacket and look at thermometer realizing it reads 80 degrees. Happened to me within one year.

          1. Just get a new thermometer.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      I hope there isn’t a ‘Wally World closed’ sign at the end of this trip.

    4. Tonio

      Hope the last leg is quick and uneventful.

      [waits until Swiss is looking elsewhere, whispers] Things here are far worse than people are letting on. The place is in complete chaos. No order, no structure. An idol to Virginia Postrel has been erected and people are making blood sacrifices.

      1. Look, we told you, the servers need a squirrel sacrifice to live!

      2. robc

        We still don’t have the blink tag.

        1. robc

          Actually I havent tested:

          HOPE THIS WORKS!!!

          1. robc

            dang.

          2. Democratic Hitler

            I blinked when I read it, if that’s any consolation.

          3. Jarflax

            It works on all of our machines. Although I read somewhere that the blink tag not working was a sign that the NSA was in control of a computer…

    5. Tejicano

      Very glad to hear that your travail is all but over without undue problems.

    6. Drake

      I did coast to coast in a U-Haul many years ago. Pure misery.

    7. The Last American Hero

      Why truck stop food? When I moved cross country we grabbed the McD’s for lunch but made sure to have a decent dinner as reward for a hard day’s travel.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        Our stopping times mitigated against dinner. Trust me, in suburban Amarillo at 1 am, there’s not much open beyond sketchy Waffle Houses.

        1. Cy

          “sketchy Waffle Houses.”

          Those are the only kind of Waffle Houses and I have no idea why anyone eats there.

          1. The storm scared off the other restaurants.

          2. The Waffle House in Asheville is pretty nice – at least compared to the one in Ohio I went to.

          3. Rhywun

            Or, as we call it in my area, “Denny’s”.

          4. That’s just because there are no waffle houses in New York (that I know of)

          5. Not Adahn

            because they are awesome?

    8. juris imprudent

      You drove into Arizona via Snowflake? Did you have a reason for sneaking in?

      1. Old Man With Candy

        I dunno, we just took 40, then headed down toward Lakeside to overnight before the last leg- which starts in a few minutes.

    9. pistoffnick

      “firm and competent hand”

      Go on.

  16. I Love My Boyfriend Dearly—but I’m Desperate to Have Sex With Other Men
    How do I manage this?

    Dear How to Do It,

    I live with my partner of 10 years in a happy, committed relationship. My partner is a fantastic person and very considerate and giving in bed. So what’s the problem? I desperately want to have sex with other people. Every time we have sex or I masturbate I think only of other people. Everywhere I go I get crushes: subway passengers, my bank teller, co-workers, the gamut. I can’t imagine a better partner in life for myself and I really don’t want to break up over this, but I also know that suggesting we open up the relationship would be devastating. I should have known this was going to be a problem before, because even in the beginning it wasn’t his physical appearance that attracted me to him, but we fell in love anyway and have now built a life together. How do I manage this? It’s not going away, and it feels like I’m cheating.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      The best part is the hemorrhoid discussions that follow.

      1. AlexinCT

        I am sure there are people out there that are into roids just like there are people into feet.

        1. Democratic Hitler

          If so, then they are a lot more discreet. Because the foot-lovers NEVER miss an opportunity to tell you that they’re foot-lovers.

    2. AlmightyJB

      Now you know how your partner feels all of the time.

    3. Pat

      Dear Eyes for All,

      There’s enough love in this one-paragraph summary of your relationship to make me feel comfortable in being completely earnest for a moment: You touched me. You’ve been putting up with an unsatisfying sex life for the sake of your partner, whom you love so much that by merely facing the reality of your desire, you feel unfaithful. Truly, this sounds like something to hold on to.

      Lol. This sounds like exactly the same response you’d get as a man if you wrote in “Hey, I really love my wife, but I want nothing to do with her sexually and would like to exclusively fuck other women.”

      1. No shit. More like “Get over it bucko. You should consider yourself lucky that society even allows you to continue living with how much toxic masculinity I sense in this question. Shut up and get back in your cage.”

      2. prolefeed

        Apparently this response didn’t occur to the “advice” columnist:

        “You’re with a best friend, not the person or people you want to have sex with. That ain’t gonna work. Find someone you’re sexually attracted to, and have sex with them.”

    4. Lackadaisical

      Why did she say she was happy at the start?

      1. Tonio

        Good question. Maybe she wasn’t.

        1. prolefeed

          I think it was a gay male who wrote in.

      2. Drake

        In a 10-year relationship, not married, no children.

        Her body, subconscious, and nature are all quite confused at that arrangement.

      3. Rasilio

        Well she might be for the most part or it is entirely possible she is lying to herself about how happy she is. A lot of people who find themselves in unfulfilling relationships do this. They can’t point to any one specific thing making them unhappy in the relationship and so they convince themselves that “this must be what happy feels like” so they don’t have to face the prospect of leaving what is in all respects a good relationship that just doesn’t happen to meet their needs fully.

    5. AlexinCT

      You think if he told her he wants to bang other chicks she would be OK with it?

      1. The Last American Hero

        Depends. Dude is probably a beta with a small cock. So she’d have no problem since he ain’t getting any and she would get a free pass during fleet week.

        If the dude had game, she’d be livid.

        1. AlexinCT

          That’s my take as well. The guy is a major beta, but she likes that he caters on her and probably pays for everything. She just doesn’t want to bang him, but wants some of those alphas that will that her like shit after because they fuck her hard and good.

      2. mrfamous

        Maybe. But only if she was certain he had no actual chance of doing so.

    6. Tejicano

      Ha ha ha – the fucking – ha ha!

      Married 20+ years with long dry spells in that stretch. I am talking years of dry. The first time after a long dry spell told me exactly why I was waiting. Words fail – just nobody can do that for me like she does.

      If you don’t have that then it’s time to walk.

      1. If you can’t picture yourself *happily* changing your demented spouse’s diaper, and having them not remember who you are as a thank you, don’t get married.

    7. Rebel Scum

      it feels like I’m cheating.

      Seems to be your intent.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    subsisting off truck stop food.

    What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. See: steak, chicken fried

    1. Old Man With Candy

      That shit on the rollers will kill you.

      1. Tonio

        The horror…

      2. Cy

        Don’t eat the Sushi! it’s a trap!

        1. ElspethFlashman

          Ok, now I am hungry for sushi.

          1. Democratic Hitler

            Truck stop sushi?

          2. ElspethFlashman

            No just the good kind.

    2. What doesn’t kill you can still leave you crippled for life.

  18. Police Officer Coerced 2 Women Into Sex To Avoid Arrest

    According to a criminal complaint, after assaulting the woman, he talked about his wife and kids and complained that “marriage is boring” as he drove her back to her vehicle, the Times Leader has reported.

    The complaint alleges he told her: “Sucks this is how we met. Hope to see you again.”

    A few days later, the woman said the officer requested to connect with her on Snapchat, police said.

    The next case took place following a traffic stop on Dec. 9. The complaint says that woman had not violated any traffic laws, yet Icker pulled her over, according to the Citizens’ Voice.

    Icker handcuffed the woman and put her in his patrol car, then searched her car and found prescription medication, according to the complaint. Icker threatened to jail her for driving under the influence and asked, “How can you help me help you?” according to the complaint.

    He brought the woman to a park and directed her to perform oral sex on him, the lawsuit alleges.

    Attorneys for the women allege Icker recorded the sex assaults with a body camera he personally bought so he could repeatedly watch the “forced sexual encounters.”

    1. Pat

      If they take away all the fringe benefits of being a cop we aren’t going to be able to attract the best and brightest any longer.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Yeah, I’m guessing this happens a lot more than we know.

        1. Tonio

          ^This. And those complaints that do get made get buried.

      2. leon

        If they take away all the fringe benefits of being a cop we aren’t going to be able to attract the best and brightest any longer.

        I know you are being tongue-in-cheek, but it struck me. I Don’t here the cops being called the “Best” and “Brightest” much anymore. They are simply “Heroes”. Have we collectively given up on the lie that they are our best or brightest?

        1. The Last American Hero

          That article explaining how there were IQ limits on the hiring process sort of quenched that.

        2. Democratic Hitler

          “Heroes” is harder to objectively refute.

      3. Fourscore

        I remember hearing those stories when I was a teenager. Could have been true. I never heard of a cop getting into any trouble over it though.

    2. Cy

      The thin blue line must be maintained!

      #worthit

      1. leon

        Lay back and think of the Thin Blue Line?

  19. NOT EVERYONE HAVE FUN WITH BIG SPORTS GAME.

    Did he have a complaint?

  20. Mammary Monday to the rescue!

    http://archive.li/OB02m

    1. Raphael

      7, 14, 15, 33, 47. I have been saved on this day. May this link be praised.

      1. prolefeed

        7 is a thicc girl inexplicably trying to deemphasize those lovely hips:

        https://archive.li/OB02m/1da7e548e35e81e16dcd1de38fe2340b79c1b105

        1. Raphael

          It’s truly a damn shame to be quite honest. Her hips definitely DON’T LIE.

          1. prolefeed

            The camera angle and cropping of the pic seem to be hiding that she is a teeny bit chubby. She’s trying to appeal to the “lactating skinny virgin” preference.

  21. AlmightyJB

    Seems like a slow news day. Not that I’m complaining.

  22. Rebel Scum

    The Tom Brady invitational went about as expected.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Does L.A. have an offence?

      I know Gurley wasn’t 100% but you shouldn’t have to depend on one player anyway. It was in steady decline for some weeks now.

      The Eagles really messed up. That’s my take away.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        I mean, they were the 2nd ranked offense.

  23. The FDA is cracking down on e-cigarettes. Conservative groups fear it’s going too far.

    The letter, sent to the White House on Monday, criticized the Food and Drug Administration – and specifically its commissioner, Scott Gottlieb – for waging an “aggressive regulatory assault” on e-cigarettes. The signers include Americans for Tax Reform, ALEC Action, the Competitive Enterprise Institute and the Goldwater Institute.

    The groups acknowledged concern about a sharp increase in youth use of such products but it said Gottlieb’s reaction has amounted to “regulatory panic and significant government overreach.” It said the FDA’s plans to curb youth vaping would hurt adults and should be subjected to cost-benefit analyses.

    “Private sector initiative and sound public policy should not be held hostage by prohibitionist impulses,” the letter said.

    But Gottlieb shows no sign of backing down. In an interview Sunday, he said that while the FDA supports the role of e-cigarettes in helping adults quit smoking, “it’s now clear that widespread and sometimes reckless marketing of these products has come at the expense of addicting a new generation of kids on tobacco.”

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Let those kids start smoking using real cigarettes as God intended. In public health apparantly harm reduction measures are great unless they resemble something icky.

      1. Lackadaisical

        Evil corporations are making money, instead of good, government fearing NGOs.

        1. leon

          Nationalize BigE-Cig! (Though it i read somewhere that Big-Pharma is behind the push to regulate e-cigs out, don’t know why they don’t just jump in?)

          1. I’m going to need a source on that. Some places will say Big Pharma is behind the most absurd things.

          2. leon

            But they are! who else would the lizard people turn to to ensure their survival in our inhospitable Ice-Age Environment?!

    2. Pat

      “it’s now clear that widespread and sometimes reckless marketing of these products has come at the expense of addicting a new generation of kids on tobacco.”

      If by “tobacco” you mean “flavored nicotine pods”.

      1. Rhywun

        The “widespread and sometimes reckless marketing” bit is also a flat-out lie, and completely irrelevant to the number of “kids on tobacco nicotine”.

    3. Semi-Spartan Dad

      I’ve been considering a position in the tobacco industry. It pays very well and has incredible benefits. The recent bellowings of the FDA have me greatly concerned though that the regulatory apparatus might destroy the industry over the next couple decades.

      1. The Last American Hero

        If it doesn’t work out, you could move to Cuba and make cigars. They have free healthcare (best in the world), and everyone is happy since there is no income inequality.

      2. R C Dean

        Nah. The government makes way too much money on tobacco to destroy the industry.

        1. Semi-Spartan Dad

          That would be fortunate.

    4. pistoffnick

      Yeah our local city council raised the age to purchase e-cigs to 21 recently. They didn’t mention that right across the bridge in Wisconsin, the legal age to buy e-cigs is 18.

  24. LJW

    Anyone else having issues with the mobile version of this site? Comments aren’t wrapping and there is a massive blank white space at the bottom of the page. When I click the quick arrow it sends me down to the bottom of the abyss.

    1. STEVE SMITH STARE INTO ABYSS OF YOUR BOTTOM

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      No problems here, must be your device or your browser.

    3. Tundra

      Yep. Just the last few days. Android and Chrome

      1. prolefeed

        Chrome was locking up my laptop a week ago. The workaround — switching back to Firefox.

        1. The installation of Chrome on my computers would violate my security policy.

          1. AlexinCT

            You guys still using IE6?

          2. leon

            That would violate My Security Policy (as would Edge).

          3. Still? We’ve been avoiding that patch for decades.

            /snark.

          4. prolefeed

            IE7. Came with the fast but really inexpensive refurbished Dell I got. One of the perks to living about a 40 mile drive away from where they make Dells.

    4. Old Man With Candy

      I’ll drop a line to WebDom who’s pinch hitting code issues while SP is on the road.

  25. Pat

    Pasco stripper gets into fight, strips meter off wall at gentleman’s club

    NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (WFLA) – A stripper in Pasco County was arrested after getting into a fight with another stripper and ripping a power meter off a building.

    The fury started at the Desire Gentlemen’s Club on Grand Boulevard in New Port Richey at about 9 p.m. Thursday, Pasco Sheriff’s Office said.

    Deputies said Christie Caratini-Mendoza, 37, punched the other woman several times in the face, knocked her down and kicked her while she was on the floor.

    After the fight, deputies said Caratini-Mendoza took a Progress Energy electric power meter from the wall of the gentlemen’s club and hid it. She later admitted taking it, deputies said. They searched her bag and found the meter tag tangled in her wig.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      She sounds like a real catch.

    2. She looks cray-cray. And must have super meth strength.

    3. Raphael

      Just another day in Florida, my dudes.

    4. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Nothing says stripper with a heart of gold like facial tattoos.

    5. Chipwooder

      There’s a reason strip clubs are so dark, and this woman’s picture illustrates what it is.

      1. prolefeed

        Men actually pay this ugly woman for lap dances?

        1. They might pay her to end the dances…

          1. Chipwooder

            “OK, OK, here’s my last five – will you stop dancing and go away now?”

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        Circa 1988. A local strip joint. Wall to wall brown carpeting. Me and two other buddies watching a stripper dance. I’m feeling guilty because I didn’t do my homework. She approaches. I realize my future is dicey at this point. She sticks her ass out to my friend. Lowers her head upside down between her legs as she’s spreads her legs. We all shift our heads accordingly. I look around disappointed in myself and accept I’m not going to med school. My friend….”is she missing…..teeth?”

        And I’m here to tell the tale.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Damn. I forgot she motioned to him while curled over to ‘come hither’ with her finger.

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          LOL, we’ve all had those moments.

          Life is not going the way I figured it would.

          1. Raphael

            *record scratch*

            You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situtation.

    6. Not Adahn

      Caratini-Mendoza was charged with battery and grand theft. She was taken to the Land O’ Lakes Detention Center.

      Florida stripper, incarcerated, butter. You’re really pretending this isn’t just a porn script that got on the AP wire by mistake?

    7. The Last American Hero

      I know there are exceptions that prove the rule (like the Marissa Tomei stripper in The Wrestler), but isn’t 37 a bit long in the tooth for that profession?

      1. I knew a stripper who was 40-something. She took care of herself with lots of exercise… but yeah, the mileage was apparent even in the low lights of the strip club.

      2. Fourscore

        Not at “The Flame” in International Falls , circa 1990. The reservation isn’t too far away and Greyhound was still around.

  26. Tundra

    Taiwan has shown no interest in being ruled by autocratic China, where Xi has overseen a sweeping crackdown on dissent since assuming office six years ago and the ruling Communist Party has tightened controls on all facets of society.

    I know how Taiwan feels. I have no interest in being ruled by autocratic DC.

  27. leon

    So I didn’t realize till i heard it this morning, that Northam, on a Radio Show, advocated for infanticide as part of the Late-Term 40 week abortion insanity. That fuck deserves everything that is coming to him over this KKK/Blackface bulshit. I’m not going to pile on because of it, but i won’t extend a hand to him. And the Democrats that are calling for his Resignation deserve to rot in hell for caring more about something someone wore 35 years ago than for his current murderous ideology.

    1. Pat

      If you support third trimester abortion then infanticide is an ethically consistent position to take, IMO. It’s still interesting to see what raises people’s hackles these days though. Suggesting that a live baby should be resuscitated and kept comfortable while the mother decides whether to kill it or not vs. dressing up in black face as a dumbass frat joke.

      1. AlexinCT

        ^^^WHAT HE SAID^^^

        These people are furious some guy was doing a Michael Jackson lip sync thing, but only get angry if you want to prevent them from murdering babies. WTF have we come to?

        1. The Last American Hero

          A world where Team Red has turned into 1988 Team Blue and Team Blue is using 1984 as an instruction manual.

        2. Tejicano

          Once again The Onion has to retreat from the kind if discourse it was accustomed to creating from whole cloth.

    2. Tonio

      What we are seeing is an existential struggle between the increasingly powerful progressive wing of the party who are pissed that their guy Tom Perriello lost the primary. The progs are now focusing their energies on getting Northam to resign so that empty suit Lt. Gov Fairfax can serve out the term. And it puts the progressives on the same team as the Republicans for more delicious political theater and butt-hurt.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Fairfax is a moron (and a commie). There’s a reason nobody has heard from him over the last year.

        1. leon

          He’s pissed because everyone keeps ramping up the Tax Rate numbers in a Race to the top.

        2. Tonio

          Yes, and that’s why they like Fairfax – they think he will be easily led.

    3. At dinner last night my old man, who is what one would call a moderate squishy Republican, was pissed about this proposed law; saying this is what the Democratic Party has turned into – literally Nazis killing innocent children. My mom, who is a Dem, deflected the charge saying it’s not every Democrat who believes this. Ah good times with the Humungus family 🙁

      1. Pat

        My mom, who is a Dem, deflected the charge saying it’s not every Democrat who believes this.

        Not every Nazi hated Jews either, amirite?

        1. commodious spittoon

          Some of my best friends are Jews! Well… Jewish.

    4. Semi-Spartan Dad

      The VA 2nd A organization, VCDL, released a statement that basically said Northam’s past KKK or blackface dress-up is no surprise given his current embrace of KKK-supported gun control laws designed to keep firearms out of the hands of blacks.

      I’m glad to finally see a larger gun rights organization push this. The NRA and GAO should make the racism of gun control their #1 talking point and hammer it without cessation. At this point, I think that’s the only thing that could push the Overton window back towards gun rights.

      1. The Last American Hero

        I’d go a step further and run commericals of a woman being stalked and assaulted with voice over from dipshit democrats about how guns are never used in self defense.

      2. Rhywun

        Good luck with that. It would fighting back against decades of successful propaganda.

      3. Awesome. That’s a great angle to hammer home. Tie gun control to social justice, since it is a social justice issue, and force the left to square the circle of “cops are violent and racist and unwoke” and “only police should have guns”.

    5. Rasilio

      Except as with all things abortion he didn’t. The remarks were taken completely out of context.

      When he made those remarks he was specifically speaking in the context of a baby being born with a fatal abnormality. Literally nothing in what he said could have been construed as advocating for some kind of elective post birth abortion.

      1. I didn’t dig too deeply but that was my impression as well, and I don’t think that’s a morally-indefensible position. I’m not even sure why it’s being considered an abortion issue, as to my mind it’s not really different from end-of-life or palliative care scenarios with the terminally ill. There’s a different conversation to be had if you’re talking about a life expectancy of several years, maybe, but in cases where you’re looking at days, not even weeks, this is pretty much the same territory as when a spouse makes a call to take someone off life support in the absence of any prior guidance.

        1. leon

          If it’s just like “Taking someone off Life Support” then why would this need a new law to cover it? This argument does not support the need for the law.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            The questioning of Kathy Tran on the implications of the law was more revealing than the Northam interview.

          2. Rebel Scum

            Yup.

        2. There’s a mountain of difference between withdrawing heroic life-saving measures and actively ending life. I admit that I didn’t listen to the whole broadcast, but I agree that if it’s as you say, it’s not an abortion question. You can’t (legally) give a terminal cancer patient a lethal dose of morphine and a baby born with a terminal genetic condition is, IMO, no different. This is a euthanasia issue, not an abortion issue.

          1. Dread pirate Robert

            You can legally give a dose of potentially lethal opiates under the principal of double effect. The primary intent has to be management of symptoms but if there is a secondary effect of speeding up the dying process it can be legal and morally acceptable depending on the circumstance

        3. R C Dean

          I’m not even sure why it’s being considered an abortion issue, as to my mind it’s not really different from end-of-life or palliative care scenarios with the terminally ill.

          Pretty much. However, when that fatal abnormality is inflicted during the course of the late-term abortion procedure, it really highlights the moral problem with late-term abortions. I still have not heard an explanation why a 24 weeker in a NICU is a person, but a 24 weeker in a womb is not.

          1. ElspethFlashman

            Because someone else said so? Is the only reason there seems to be, which doesn’t cut it.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Agreed on that point.

      3. Pat

        When he made those remarks he was specifically speaking in the context of a baby being born with a fatal abnormality.

        No, he wasn’t.

        Here’s the full quote for anybody who hasn’t had the opportunity to read it:

        This is why decisions such as this should be made by providers, physicians, and the mothers and fathers that are involved. When we talk about third-trimester abortions, these are done with the consent of the mother, with the consent of physicians, more than one physician by the way, and it’s done in cases where there may be severe deformities, there may be a fetus which is non-viable. So in this particular example, if the mother is in labor, I can tell you exactly what would happen, the infant would be delivered, the infant would be kept comfortable, the infant would be resuscitated if this is what the mother and the family desired, and then a discussion would ensue between the physician and the mother.

        He didn’t specify that the abnormality need be fatal and specifically discussed a situation in which the delivered infant be resuscitated if need be before being aborted after consultation with the mother.

        Doesn’t seem fraught with so many layers of ambiguity or context to me, but YMMV.

        1. I think the key here is “non-viable”; something that physicians will often use as a euphemism for “not compatible with life”. However, it said that non-viable only constitutes one possibility, whereas “severe deformities” that may or may not be fatal could also be a consideration.

          If you have a severely deformed and disabled baby, but one that nonetheless, will survive if given non-heroic care, then withdrawing care post-birth is, indeed, murder. I don’t know how that’s even a point of contention. If you want to make the argument that it’s justified, then go right ahead. I don’t know if it’s the right solution or not. But be honest about the terminology; stop calling it post-birth abortion and call it justifiable homicide.

          1. Pat

            Right, the “may” is important in his statement. We “may” be talking about a third trimester abortion where there’s severe deformities (not necessarily fatal) or a non-viable fetus (in which case it seems extraordinarily cruel to the parents and the delivered fetus to resuscitate it). In either case, withdrawal of life support for a patient of any age is not illegal under Virginia law, so if that’s what he’s referring to then he’s dropped a total non-sequitur because the legal status of withdrawing life support from a non-viable infant was not affected in any way by the law under discussion.

        2. leon

          Yes we are supposed to feel better because he isn’t arguing for straight infanticide, just Eugenics.

        3. R C Dean

          and it’s done in cases where there may be severe deformities, there may be a fetus which is non-viable.

          I don’t recall that their (tabled) bill requiring that the fetus have sever abnormalities or be non-viable.

          1. “there *may* be severe deformities, there *may* be a fetus which is non-viable”

            Emphases mine.

            And important emphases they are.

          2. R C Dean

            Indeed. Remember the word “may” is equivalent to the phrase “may or may not”.

            and it’s done in cases where there may or may not be severe deformities, there may or may not be a fetus which is non-viable.

          3. Rasilio

            You guys realize you sound EXACTLY like the “journolists” who doubled down on the racist Covington kids when the full context of the story came out right?

            The reality is third trimester abortions are your bogie men and you are incapable of seeing anything else when abortion is mentioned. NO ONE is going to listen to you until you demonstrate that you understand that for all intents and purposes nobody gets a 3rd trimester abortion without a damned good reason and literally nobody outside of a handful of hardcore feminists with less power and fewer numbers than actual white supremacists.

            You have to have surrendered your capacity for rational thought to believe that a politician of any variety would be publicly advocating for the actual murder of a healthy newborn. It is perfectly clear from his statement that Northam was discussing what happens when a baby which could have been aborted under the proposed law is born with conditions which are imminently fatal NOT killing a healthy newborn because the mother went through all the difficulties of carrying it for 9 months and then going through labor only to decide “nah having a kid is gonna crimp my style too much, just kill it”. The two scenarios are in no way shape or form equivalent. Was Northam less articulate on the issue that he could have been? Sure. But then who hasn’t spoken in a less than precise way from time to time?

            Also lets go back to that “mental health of the mother” thing. You realize that just because a law fails to forbid something that does not mean that the thing would ever happen right? There s exactly one scenario under which a late term abortion would EVER be provided for mental health reasons. The mother has schizophrenia or some similar severe mental contition which she HAS to take medication for but she can’t take the meds without harming the fetus. No one is going to carry a baby for 8+ months and then just randomly decide to get an abortion and if they did they would be HIGHLY unlikely to be able to find a doctor willing to go along with it whether it was legal or not.

          4. Jarflax

            Everything you say here is true but I think what you are missing is the reason that those jumping on this have no difficulty believing the Governor meant that healthy newborns could be killed.

            To many, probably most, of those who oppose abortion there is no moral difference between killing a 10th week of gestation fetus and a newborn. Obviously there are distinctions that can be made at various stages of development, but by 10 weeks the fetus is reacting to stimuli including pain, which seems like a pretty significant one of those distinctions. Since the pro choice world regards abortion at this stage as completely acceptable, and in fact as a sacrosanct right it isn’t a huge leap for the pro life side to see them as advocating infanticide.

          5. Pat

            You guys realize you sound EXACTLY like the “journolists” who doubled down on the racist Covington kids when the full context of the story came out right?

            Only because you are torturing the plain meaning of language to suit an agenda. He said what he said. You’re the one spinning it like a fucking game show prize wheel to try to make his words mean something other than what he actually said. I don’t personally give a fuck and find his position perfectly ethically consistent, FWIW. But let’s be very clear here: you are the one trying to mindfuck yourself into believing something other than what you seen.

          6. The argument “technically it means this, but NO ONE would ever dream of doing that” is not a good one. If the plain language of the law says that you *can* kill a newborn for any reason pertaining to “mental health” of the mother, someone, somewhere will abuse it. It might be rare and it might even have benefits in some cases, but that’s utilitarian BS. Either it’s ok to kill newborns under all circumstances or it’s not. Playing with edge cases just lets the camel get its nose in the tent.

          7. R C Dean

            I’ve mainly done three things in this discussion:

            Point out how the proponents of the law mislead and mischaracterize what it actually says.

            Point out how the opponents of the law have taken the part about resuscitating and/or letting a terminal infant die completely out of context to claim that a normal process followed for years with terminal newborns in infanticide.

            Reiterate that, in my book, no abortion should be permitted after the fetus is viable. Even if the pregnancy poses a risk to the mother’s health, once the fetus is viable you can “terminate” the pregnancy by delivering a live baby, rather than killing the baby in utero and then delivering it. If the baby is terminal, deliver the baby and put it into palliative/ “allow natural death”, just as you would for a baby that was delivered without a pre-determined conclusion that the baby should be allowed to die.

          8. Scruffy Nerfherder

            The bill doesn’t have the requirement.

            As was demonstrated by the questioning of Kathy Tran, the mother’s “mental health” would be a sufficient reason.

    6. Rebel Scum

      Word. I don’t even really care about the black-face nontroversy. (but it is nice to see Team Blue taking there own medicine, especially given that they always accuse Team Red of being racists…) But supporting the actual murder of infants is a problem.

  28. PieInTheSky

    BRUSSELS (AP) — Police in Antwerp are looking for clues in a robbery in the Belgian city’s famous diamond district that had all the hallmarks of a classic Hollywood heist movie.

    Though police have so far Monday been unable to quantify what the robber or robbers made off with from the deposit boxes, they do know how they got into the BNP Paribas bank — a hole into the vault led to a tunnel and the city’s sewage system.

    https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2019-02-04/tunnel-hole-in-floor-only-clues-in-belgian-mystery-robbery

    1. Raphael

      I see Ocean and his crew have been busy lately.

      1. leon

        Beh, Ocean is amateurish compared to this guy: He works alone

        1. Raphael

          What an absolute madlad. Much respect for that rogue.

      2. The Last American Hero

        I thought it was Flambeau.

  29. Pat

    Adam Levine showed his nipples during the Super Bowl halftime show and didn’t get in trouble at all

    During Sunday’s halftime show, Maroon 5’s Adam Levine decided to take his shirt off for the crowd, because something was necessary to liven up the musical equivalent of a jar of mayonnaise.

    The problem? The Super Bowl halftime show has a storied history — with all the pearl clutching over Janet Jackson’s nipple more than a decade ago. Justin Timberlake, who exposed Janet’s nipple in 2004, returned to the Super Bowl last year and fans were quick to slam him. And now it’s Levine’s turn to feel the heat.

    Oh but we can see Adam Levine’s nipples @FCC

    — Ira (@ira) February 4, 2019

    I guess white guy nipples are cool on CBS. ??‍♀️ #SuperBowl2019

    — LeslieMac ? (@LeslieMac) February 4, 2019

    How come Adam Levine gets to show his nipples and Janet Jackson doesn’t

    — Vivian Ho (@VivianHo) February 4, 2019

    Hurrrr why boy titties different than girl titties?

    1. PieInTheSky

      Next superbowl show should be all nude female singer (hot ones though)

      1. commodious spittoon

        Lena Dunham sitting on a toilet singing the National Anthem between bites of cake.

        1. …while performing a Tonio-style abortion.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The real question is what would have happened if Levine identified as a female and shown his nipples?

      1. Count Potato

        That’s actually the language used on some platforms that don’t allow “female-identified nipples”.

    3. Rhywun

      White boy titties. Because Boi Toi or whatever his name is clearly got a stern warning from CBS not to unleash his.

      1. Mojeaux

        Big Boi’s got a thing for fur coats. That’s part of his schtick.

        1. Rhywun

          Oh, I was just riffing on the idiot who dragged race into the “conversation” for no apparent reason.

    4. Rebel Scum

      Hurrrr why boy titties different than girl titties?

      I, for one, think that women should be free to expose their breasts as they please.

  30. Rebel Scum

    Daily Beast Writer Smears Patriots As ‘The Preferred Team Of White Nationalists’

    In a bizarre, angry screed published Sunday morning, Daily Beast writer Colin Smith excoriated the Patriots for being “Team MAGA,” the living manifestation of “MAGA scum,” and, perhaps most bafflingly of all, “the preferred team of white nationalists.”

    Clearly, Smith is rather miffed that the Patriots are making their eleventh appearance in the Super Bowl Sunday evening, and their fifth in six years, and he’s quite angry that Brady, coach Bill Belichick, and team owner Robert Kraft are allowed to compete, given that they are clearly “supporters” of President Donald Trump.

    Smith calls Brady, in particular, “unnerving,” because at a send-off rally, Brady led a chant of “we’re still here,” which sounded, to Smith, suspicously like “build the wall,” or “lock her up.” Brady, Smith insists with characteristic subtlety, is a “square-jawed grifter throwing red meat to the hogs at an alt-right rally, screaming at the libs who thought Nancy Pelosi and her gender warriors were gonna keep DECENT AMERICAN FOLKS from BEING HERE.”

    Brady, Belichick, and Kraft have all committed the cardinal sin, Smith says, of being Trump supporters, though Smith’s evidence for their support is scant. A “Make America Great Again” hat appeared over Brady’s shoulder during a single post-game interview back in 2015, and Brady was clear at the time that the accessory was a gift from golf buddy Trump. Brady repeatedly refused to express any public support for Trump’s politics, and often suggested to reporters who asked, that while he liked Trump as a person, he and the then-presidential candidate “disagreed.”

    Belichick wrote a “letter” to Trump that Trump often referred to in his campaign speeches. Kraft donated $1 million to Trump’s inauguration committee and got a “shout out” from Trump at the event (since then, though, Kraft has publicly parted ways with the president over Trump’s comments about NFL players kneeling in protest during the national anthem).

    Someone seems to want me to be Patriots fan.

    1. Raphael

      And these same “intellectual betters” ponder why nobody outside of their circle-jerk bubble takes them seriously and/or outright mocks them. Don’t they ever get tired of making EVERYTHING a political statement?

      1. leon

        Why is they firing us and telling us to learn to code?

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      Why do you think I pulled for them? McVay said his team was ‘undecided’ about going to TWH should they win.

      Fuck. You.

      Go Pats.

    1. Pat

      Will this be another one of those make-work cities that end up 5% occupied after construction?

      1. No, never.

        It will be dismantled by hand once it’s constructed.

        1. The Last American Hero

          Holy GDP multiplier Batman.

          1. Somewhere Kruggie just had a hot flash.

    2. Not Adahn

      We built a fab there. I was high enough on the ladder to choose the equipment for installation, but not high enough to go and oversee said equipment installation 🙁

    3. Rhywun

      I’m guessing nobody will use those parks and then they’ll just turn them all into parking lots.

  31. LJW

    Barstool Sports honcho David Portnoy hauled out of Super Bowl

    I guess the NFL was tired of getting trolled.

    1. Tundra

      Start running.

      1. LJW

        Ah damn it. So distracted with formatting issues I missed the link. *Ducks for cover from incoming comments*

    2. PieInTheSky

      This would have made a great addition to the links

      1. *High Fives Pie*

  32. The Late P Brooks

    I will say… the refs were pretty unobtrusive, for the most part.

    But- I almost turned the game off after that early unnecessary roughness on a receiver call. What the fuck are they supposed to do? Stand there with their hands in their pockets, counting, “one alligator, two alligator…”?

    And that time Gurley actually broke one, only to be called back for holding.

    Momentum killers.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Yeh. The Pats got away with a PI but for the most part. Very subdued affair.

      Brady struggled. But got it done when he needed to. Rams defence was really good.

  33. PieInTheSky

    A third of Himalayan ice cap doomed, finds report

    Even radical climate change action won’t save glaciers, endangering 2 billion people

    https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/feb/04/a-third-of-himalayan-ice-cap-doomed-finds-shocking-report

    DOOM and DARKNESS

      1. The environmentalists just have a ten year file of scare stories they iterate through each decade.

        1. AlexinCT

          And they can’t even be bothered that they are rehashing the same stupid shit?

          1. Goldfish have better memories.

    1. I, for one, welcome doom and darkness.

      1. Sean

        You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

        1. Jarflax

          Not a chance. I am going to be drowned by the Rusalka over and over.

        2. Rhywun

          +1 adventure

    2. leon

      A third of Himalayan ice cap doomed, finds report

      I want to know the only opinion that matters, What does SNOW SMITH think?

      1. CPRM

        That was the plot of Snow Devils.

    3. R C Dean

      Wasn’t that the plot of a Mission Impossible movie?

  34. The Late P Brooks

    perhaps most bafflingly of all, “the preferred team of white nationalists.”

    “PATRIOTS”

    duh

    1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      I’d like to see the poll that demonstrates that they are the preferred team.

  35. Tundra

    First-Ever ‘Deregathon’ Targets Regulatory, Occupational Licensing Red Tape

    A good turnout is expected at Thursday’s first-ever “Florida Deregathon,” a state-sponsored summit aimed at identifying and eliminating “unnecessary regulations” that hurt small businesses and licensed trade workers.

    Gov. Ron DeSantis will host the all-day event at Valencia College in Orlando. He will be joined by Lt . Gov. Jeanette Nuñez, Department of Business and Professional Regulation (DBPR) Secretary Halsey Beshears and representatives from 23 professional licensing boards.

    It will be interesting to watch this. IJ is represented in the article as well.

    Get to it, Florida!

    1. leon

      Its just Crazy enough it might work, Florida man.

    2. I submit that the fact that there are 23 different professional icensing boards is a problem for businesses that needs to be resolved – decertify them all and remove the requirement.

    3. Viking1865

      “Lt . Gov. Jeanette Nuñez”

      Would.

    4. Raphael

      Between this and other reports mentioning him wanting to get rid of Common Core, I’m really looking forward to moving back this year.

    5. Lackadaisical

      Democrats are just as good as republicans though. Just look at. .. ? I got nothing but Gabby and Webb. Notably neither of them have actual power to enact their agenda.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    It’s rather chilly, this morning.

    -8, with something verging on freezing fog

  37. Pat

    Bill Maher under fire after making fried chicken joke to black congressman Will Hurd

    Comedian Bill Maher is under fire after making a comment about fried chicken to a black congressman on a recent episode of his HBO show.

    On Friday’s edition of Real Time With Bill Maher, the political commentator sat down to interview Will Hurd, a Republican congressman from Texas, who is black. The discussion began when Maher asked about why Hurd is a member of the GOP.

    “I’m just asking why you’re Republican. Because they’re not good at the debt, that was their big thing. You said limited government, they don’t do that,” Maher said. “What’s in it for you? What is in the Republican Party for you? You were in the CIA!”

    “I was in the CIA for almost a decade. I was the dude in the back alleys at 4 o’clock in the morning collecting intelligence on threats to the homeland,” said Hurd, speaking about his background.

    “That’s where they collect them, huh?” said Maher. “By the Popeyes Chicken.”

    1. Rhywun

      “I was making a funny!”
      “Oh, OK!”

    2. AlexinCT

      Is it wrong to enjoy the fact these fuckers end up being taken down by the very same tactics they used to go after their political enemies?

    3. Q: “I’m just asking why you’re Republican.”

      A: “That’s where they collect them, huh?” said Maher. “By the Popeyes Chicken.”

      QED.

      Looks like another one got off the plantation, there, Billy.

    4. Projection confirmed.

    5. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      Maher’s schtick is to say outrageous things, and he’s one of the few who says things that piss off his own side.

  38. Pope Jimbo

    Light the John signal!

    interesting story about trucks “platooning” in Minnesoda. Driver in each vehicle but the first driver controls the brakes and gas on the second truck.

    Not a fan of Minnesoda having ginned up task force to study the problem. It does show, though, that the way real automation gets into the trucking industry won’t be the way that it has been portrayed in the media. Not fully automated and trucks connecting to each other instead of being controlled from some central server.

    1. Pat

      What they should do is physically link the trucks up and then build some kind of special lane they can travel along…

      1. Perhaps with some metal guides so they wouldn’t go out of the lane?

        1. Pat

          That’s inspired.

          1. Rhywun

            Sounds like something out of the 19th century to me.

          2. Pat

            Everything old is new again

      2. leon

        What they should do is physically link the trucks up and then build some kind of special lane they can travel along…

        To use the parlance of one congresscritter: That would really run a train on the transportation industry.

    2. Umm… If the tire wear is different on the various trucks, isn’t this going to cause issues?

      Also, I hope the second driver can override the brakes and slow down if some idiot squeezes between the two.

    3. So instead of saying a woman pulled a train, I have to say she’s in a platoon?

      ::confused::

      1. leon

        I thought they said Pontooning. : Dregs up shipping container out of Mississippi:

  39. The Late P Brooks

    What they should do is physically link the trucks up and then build some kind of special lane they can travel along…

    Crazy talk.

  40. AlexinCT

    So I saw a discussion this weekend where people were trying to explain why the usual progressive academic marxist find Nazism, Hitler, and the swastika far more horrifying/evil than communism, Stalin or Mao, and the hammer and sickle. All these fuckers kept saying that they were right in feeling marxism was far less bad, because if the right people were in charge it would work, whereas fascism could never work. The fact that marxism murdered over 120 million and has kept billions as serfs of the ruling class or ruler, and is still going strong and racking up a body count, notwithstanding. When you dug down and asked why, other than the belief that they really felt marxism should be able to work, they pointed out that fascism defined a superior race, and thus, provided itself with an excuse to kill those it fell was less. I guess the fact marxism defined everyone not willing to accept it (and even those that did but got in the way of the people with power) eludes these morons defending marxism.

    Fascism is evil and its pretense to help by having government and industry join hands in picking winners & losers, is despicable. Marxism is far more evil, and the body count shows so. The lesson here is that collectivism always leads to tyranny. The fact that we have a whole bunch of academic marxist douches telling us that the soft fascism that now is part & parcel of all the western nations is really evil capitalism, is galling.

    1. Pat

      they pointed out that fascism defined a superior race

      Not Italian fascism, which is the original flavor. Not that the superior nation-state is necessarily any better. But then you’ve arrived at a critique of every political system.

      1. AlexinCT

        It’s idiocy all the way down bro. I find fascism to be an evil thing. But to pretend it is worse than marxism, IMO is some serious kind of stupid. Reality is that collectivist systems, by the very nature of the need to force equal outcome for all, can only deliver misery and death. And none of these systems survive unless it isolates and/or kills detractors.

        1. Pat

          No I get that, I’m just saying they’re wrong the basic facts on top of it all.

          I’d be willing to bet that the 100 million people murdered by communist regimes in the 20th century couldn’t particularly give a fuck whether the reason they were murdered was based on race or ethnicity rather than some other metric. These are the same people who think murdering a black man because he’s black would be worse than murdering him for his wallet.

          1. AlexinCT

            Seems we are saying exactly the same thing. The people making this distinction, literally feel killing someone because they don’t accept their evil ideology’s demand that people just accept their fate as serfs or because they pissed off the people with power is not as bad as killing someone because or race, are fucking demented. In the end you are still killing someone because they are in the way of whatever evil shit your vile collectivist ideology wants.

      2. IIRC from classes, Mussolini and especially Gentile, the guy behind the philosophy of Italian fascism, believed that the state reflects the ethnic character of its citizens, which kind of create it organically as they join together in a sense. There was a racial hierarchy–at the top of which of course were Italians–but it wasn’t as literal as the Nazis, i.e. being from Italy, related to Italians, looking like other Italians, and/or supporting the Italian state was good enough evidence that you were ethnically Italian.

        1. That’s just because the Italians have always been bad at record keeping. Unlike the anal retentive Germans, who were obsessive about it.

        2. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

          If those are the only qualifiers it hardly sounds revolutionary. Ethnic nationalism is the baseline case for human organization.

    2. Drake

      A lot of words to say “we are team Mao” which is what is boils down to.

      1. AlexinCT

        Yup. Mao somehow meant well.

        1. Drake

          More importantly, he won. He killed some of his enemies, and had the rest publicly humiliated during the Cultural Revolution. (the mass starvation and murder was totally worth it)

          1. wdalasio

            He killed some of his enemies, and had the rest publicly humiliated during the Cultural Revolution.

            Increasingly, I’m convinced that this is the point of much of modern progressivism. They’re damaged people who yearn for the opportunity to kill or humiliate the cool kids.

          2. AlexinCT

            Increasingly, I’m convinced that this is the point of much of modern progressivism

            It is. These twats that basically amounted to nothing of importance when they were young saw that movie “Conan the Barbarian”, where the Mongol horde lord asks what the meaning of life is, and took it to heart. They think they need to kill anyone that points out the are less the geniuses that will save mankind and far more the emperor without clothes but too stupid to know he was had.

    3. wdalasio

      they pointed out that fascism defined a superior race

      Bah! That wasn’t true fascism. That was just Hitlerism. Totally different animal from true fascism.


      1. True, how could you look at that jaw and not be convinced of the glories of state control!!!!

        1. Democratic Hitler

          Good point.

        2. Gustave Lytton

          Looks like a still from a deleted scene in Patton

    4. Rhywun

      I guess the fact marxism defined everyone not willing to accept it (and even those that did but got in the way of the people with power) eludes these morons defending marxism.

      Commies persecute the “inferior race” everywhere it is practiced too – their superior propaganda lets them get away with it, though.

      1. AlexinCT

        Some of the most horrible evil, especially the racist evil, was done when the marxists exported their revolution to the proletariat of the third world. They not only looked down upon these people, but saw them as just another slave pool for the masters in Moscow. I don’t know how many people are familiar with how The Russian and Chinese communist movements became enemies, but I heard it had something to do with Mao telling the Russians to start a nuclear war with the US, so communism could win out, as China, which was the land of the true communist according to Mao, would then win.

        Evil fooks the lot of them.

    5. Rasilio

      I actually think that Fascism has a FAR better chance of working than either Socialism or Communism. Remove the racial component (which was not present in Italian Fascism as far as I can tell) so that it can adopt a more cultural focus (we accept you as one of us as long as you demonstrate you are part of our culture) and it can work. Not forever obviously, creating that kind of power centralization will inevitably invite corruption and eventual collapse but for a handful of generations at least Fascism could be an effective functional government style. I do not believe that Socialism or Communism could ever even accomplish that

      1. leon

        I actually think that Fascism has a FAR better chance of working than either Socialism or Communism.

        I mean the Fascist countries did outlast the communists during the Cold War.

        1. AlexinCT

          Fascism won. A soft version of fascism is what western democracies practice. Government colludes with industry, picks the winners & losers, and keeps perpetual power from the masses old fascism would have considered destructive to their society. Killing those you would look down upon has been replaced with giving them table scraps in return for votes that keep the elite in power. And then they put the cherry on top by declaring the horrific and evil system as capitalism. A two-fer.

          1. Lackadaisical

            ^so much this.

    6. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      If you really want to piss them off, point out that Hillary’s “Stronger Together” slogan from the last campaign was pretty fascistic.

      1. AlexinCT

        I think Hillary’s “It takes a village” came from Pol Pot when he was discussing how to do BBQ. And he meant cooking the people. That guy knew how to rack up a good body count as a percentage of the population.

      2. prolefeed

        Not just sorta fascist. The word fascism in Italian means a “bundle of sticks”, with the explicit ideology that the bundle is stronger together than apart, even when applied to people rather than sticks — or treating people with the same reverence for their lives as one gives a bundle of firewood.

    1. Pat

      Not paying for what you can get for free was literally the entire business model while Arianna Huffington was still running the joint. I don’t think they had a paid writer on staff for the entire first 10 years they were online.

    2. commodious spittoon

      FIGHT FOR FIFTEEN! HUNDRED! A MONTH! FIFTEEN HUNDRED A MONTH FOR JOURNALISMING BLOGGERS! Their job is harder than coding!

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Poll says

    More than 4 in 10 Americans say the current federal government is doing the worst job governing they’ve ever seen, according to a new poll.

    A CNN poll released Monday found nearly 7 in 10 respondents said the government is doing a bad job governing, with 43 percent saying it’s the “worst in their lifetimes.”

    But wait- there’s more:

    Nearly half of respondents (49 percent) said they think Trump’s presidency has changed the country “for the worse,” 7 points down from 56 percent who said the same in December 2017.

    Forty-three percent said they think Trump has changed the country “for the better,” up from 39 percent in 2017.

    If Public Enemy Number One’s numbers are ticking slightly upward, who’s the problem?

    I wonder.

    1. leon

      See… He’s already Making America Great Again.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      I really hoped that Trump would permanently kill people’s love for an executive Presidency. Unfortunately it will not happen.

      1. Democratic Hitler

        Agreed. They are never going to get past “next time our Top Man is going to win” as the only solution.

    3. Democratic Hitler

      I’m guessing that I know what most of these respondents envision as the federal government “doing its job well”.

    4. HAHAHAHAHA! My wife quoted those numbers to me this weekend. She left out the point that they were heading in a positive direction. I think because she either found the info on Reddit or a CNN commentator said them.

    5. “the current federal government is doing the worst job governing they’ve ever seen”

      That brings a tear of joy to my eye.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    explain why the usual progressive academic marxist find Nazism, Hitler, and the swastika far more horrifying/evil than communism, Stalin or Mao, and the hammer and sickle. All these fuckers kept saying that they were right in feeling marxism was far less bad, because if the right people were in charge it would work, whereas fascism could never work.

    Fascism, due to a nominally different organization chart, still allows for “profits” which are, as we all know, far worse than theft, starvation and death on a grand scale.

  43. Count Potato

    “Teacher suggested teen play ‘naked hide and seek’: cops”

    https://nypost.com/2019/02/01/teacher-suggested-teen-play-naked-hide-and-seek-cops/

    Would?

    1. commodious spittoon

      A seventeen year old is a minor? This is why you get soy-boys.

      1. R C Dean

        You are legally a minor until your 18th birthday.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Feh. Young men should have a lower threshold for adulthood.

          Especially if she’s hot.

      2. Detectives were called to the school last month after a 17-year-old boy bragged about being able to “get the math teacher in trouble for pictures that she had sent him.”

        What a little bitch. At 17, if a 24-year-old woman who looks decent is sending me nudes and asking to play “naked hide and seek”, I’m stealing all the condoms and Brut I can carry from the drug store and slaying it until I drop from exhaustion. Also, if some dude “brags” about fucking up that opportunity, he’s getting shamed and heckled for the rest of his natural life.

        1. commodious spittoon

          What an absolute twerp.

    2. Viking1865

      Oh absolutely. She’s cute and look at the crazy in her eyes.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        That photo is probably the most flattering of the ones online.

        1. Rhywun

          I doubt the NYPost would pass up the opportunity for a good slut-shame.

    3. Pope Jimbo

      Beulah is on the eastern edge of my bird hunting in NoDak. I never, ever would have guessed a cute 24 year-old was passing out nudies of herself there.

      I bet that the knucklehead who fucked that shit up for the rest of the Beulah boys is going to get an ass beating.

    4. whiz

      My math teacher never looked like that…

      1. leon

        Clearly we need to keep Women out of the education system, until they are 50+

        1. That’s what the union does.

      2. Pope Jimbo

        Looks like she didn’t do that good of a job. Beulah is bad at math.

        Of course, it might be that half of the 228 kids in grades 9-12 are too busy fantasizing about their teacher being nude to actually pay attention and learn math.

  44. Juvenile Bluster

    My wife told me she’s taking our preteen daughter out bra shopping this afternoon (go away, OMWC). I’m buying a shotgun or 6.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      Count your blessings JB. Could have been your preteen son…

      1. Tundra

        His Holinss is right, as usual.

        Also, are you completely insane? Bringing a subject like that to this rabble?!?

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          I told OMWC to go away. We don’t live near a forest area, so STEVE SMITH won’t be a worry, and we’re far enough inland that SEA SMITH won’t be either. And STEVE SMITH’S Florida Man cousin the Skunk Ape is not quite so stealthy.

      2. Certified Public Asshat

        Or she refuses to wear one, which would make her very popular with the teenage boys.

    2. Fourscore

      The right answer is always buy the shotgun, anyway.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Joe Biden approvingly nuzzles your scalp.

      2. pistoffnick

        Dick Cheney gives you a big thumbs up after he racks a new round.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          New round racks is what got JB into this mess.

    3. AlexinCT

      I am so happy I don’t have a daughter…

      When my ex-BIL talks about his daughter and her boyfriend I can see him cringe at the thought of what is going on…. And she is 23.

  45. Count Potato

    https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1092187494408507393

    If being a pilot is so dangerous, then what about the passengers?

    1. leon

      Did his study include all the time women spend making sandwiches?

    2. And the cops get #19 on the list.

    3. What’s hilarious to me about Peterson is that he just posted a chart of BLS stats, and people lost their minds. He takes the position that to the extent there is a “gender pay gap” it can likely be explained by trends in the decisions made by people in those genders rather than some sort of institutionalized sexism, without making a judgment one way or the other, and then people go apeshit about how stay-at-home moms do unpaid work that’s more valuable, or women are forced to make those decisions such as not working overtime so they can get their kids from daycare because society is sexist, and all other sorts of wonky arguments. He’s being called sexist because he’s pointing out that a.) economics is a real thing, and b.) it seems to be that women are making choices that result in their making less money sometimes.

  46. Count Potato

    “Mary Poppins branded racist by US academic in ‘blackface’ row over scene where she gets covered in soot”

    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/us-academic-sparks-mary-poppins-blackface-row-a4056126.html

    I can’t wait for the SJW’s to discover Othello. Not that any of them would read Shakespeare.

    1. Coal miners be racist, yo!

      1. AlexinCT

        What do we call ignorant fucks that want to label everyone racist so they can feel smarter?

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      I’m rather enjoying this Benjamin-Rogan-Peterson spat.

      Also. Anyone see that punk ass puke Dorsey on Rogan? Man oh man, that guy is one slime bucket. Rogan is getting reamed in the comments.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        My reply was supposed to be to Couch Potato’s link.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Couch Potato’s

          I don;t know if that was intentional or not, but it was humorous.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      An Oregon native, Dr. Pollack-Pelzner lectures frequently at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival and is the scholar-in-residence at the Portland Shakespeare Project, as well as a consulting scholar for Age and Gender Equity in the Arts. He is a member of the faculty at the University of California Dickens Project and is the Shakespeare Scholar for the Oregon Psychiatric Physicians Association.

      WTF

        1. Gustave Lytton

          A Linfield alumnus worth remembering:
          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Medicine_Crow

          So far the last Crow war chief (earned in battle during WWII).

          1. The shortage of horses in warzones is going to make it difficult for another one to meet the requirements. But it could be done in some of the counterinsurgency zones.

            Also, do camels count? Or must it be horses?

    4. Fourscore

      When I worked open pit iron mining we came out red at the end of the shift. Surprisingly management provided a place to for us to wash up. Had no local complaints other than from wives/girl friends and the guy that owned the local laundromat. Actually had 2 machines that said “Mine clothes”.

      1. So what you’re saying is, you wore redface?

        /Cathy Newman

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Paradise in the Pacific

    “Crocodiles may be seen crossing roads, and when flooding recedes, crocodiles can turn up in unusual places such as farm dams or waterholes,” said Queensland’s Environment Minister Leeanne Enoch.

    “Similarly, snakes are very good swimmers and they too may turn up unexpectedly.”

    One local resident, Erin Hahn, shared pictures of a crocodile sitting in shallow water at the end of her father’s drive. Another was photographed climbing a tree in the floodwater.

    It’s raining in Oz.

    1. leon

      Another was photographed climbing a tree

      Crocodiles that climb trees?

      Queensland’s

      Damn Australia.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Are Aussie drop crocs worse than these crocs?

  48. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    “Tulsi Gabbard is totes a Russian asset” so says super serious-y NBC News report. The evidence provided? Basically none.

    https://theintercept.com/2019/02/03/nbc-news-to-claim-russia-supports-tulsi-gabbard-relies-on-firm-just-caught-fabricating-russia-data-for-the-democratic-party/

    Exhibit A in why I could care less about propagandists losing their jobs.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      FTA:

      “The only other so-called “expert” cited by NBC in support of its claim that Russian accounts are supporting Gabbard is someone named “Josh Russell,” who NBC identified as “Josh Russel.” Russell, or Russel, is touted by NBC as “a researcher and ‘troll hunter’ known for identifying fake accounts.” In reality, “Russel” is someone CNN last year touted as an “Indiana dad” and “amateur troll hunter” with a full-time job unrelated to Russia (he works as programmer at a college) and whose “hobby” is tracing online Russian accounts.

      So beyond the firm that just got caught in a major fraudulent scam fabricating Russian support to help the Democratic Party, that’s NBC’s only other vaunted expert for its claim that the Kremlin is promoting Gabbard: someone CNN just last year called an “amateur” who traces Russian accounts as a “hobby.” And even there, NBC could only cite Russel (sic) as saying that “he recently spotted a few clusters of suspicious accounts that retweeted the same exact text about Gabbard, mostly neutral or slightly positive headlines.”

      1. commodious spittoon

        What about “firefighters” don’t you understand? Sometimes fighting fires means putting fires out. Sometimes it means starting smaller, contained fires to forestall bigger fires. Tulsi Gabbard has the potential to be a problem for Democrats, I mean, for democracy, and so torching her may help prevent the Trumpflagration from raging out of control. This is just some of the eleven-dimension chess that journalists have to do when they journalism. Are you prepared to take on their mantle, to fight those fires?

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Congrats, you are now a paleolibertarian. In order to be a true libertarian you must be instinctively conservative enough to always defend the status quo, especially when they lie.

  49. Count Potato

    “A TERF is a white supremacist whose gateway to white supremacy is anti-trans bigotry, instead of anti-Semitism or anti-Blackness or anti-migration or misogyny.”

    https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1088180524504571908

    Actually, it’s a middle-aged cat lady trying to get traps kicked off the internet.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Opposing transsexuality means you support white supremacy? The two ideas are not related in the least (especially since most transsexuals are white) What is this Mad Libs for the mentally deficient?

      1. Rhywun

        All wrongthinkers of whatever variety are racists. This is known.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          And Nazis!

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I glanced thru the tweets. Psychotic, stupid , or both, I can’t decide.

      1. AlmightyJB

        It’s twitter, so I know they’re all stupid at least.

    3. Chipwooder

      Emily G

      Verified account

      @EmilyGorcenski
      Follow Follow @EmilyGorcenski
      More Emily G Retweeted 1
      Imagine thinking white supremacy was limited to ethnicity/race and telling a person that they don’t know what they’re talking about on that basis

      Good thing she’s got the coveted blue checkmark – otherwise I might think this was the insane musings of a random internet crank!

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        A blue checkmark means it can be safely ignored.

      2. R C Dean

        Imagine thinking white supremacy was limited to ethnicity/race

        Yeah, imagine that.

    4. What an idiot. Her parents must be proud. I hope some day she…I don’t know…gets better? Recognizes her social media addiction as a problem? Becomes rational? Somethin’, shit.

  50. Sensei

    Thanks to my Google feed tracking Japan trivia – yet another update on Ariana Grande.

    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/ariana-grande-has-twitter-meltdown-over-cultural-appropriation-misspelled-tattoo

    Bonus points that LaserAway a tattoo removal company has offered $1.5m:

    https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/ariana-grande-offered-1-5-million-to-remove-japanese-bbq-grill-tattoo.html/

    I’d take the money and run! However, still trying to figure out if by learning the language I’m guilty of cultural appropriation,

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Ariana Grande may be the dumbest celebrity, which is a difficult thing to achieve. Congrats, you skanky moron

      1. Pat

        That’s what happens when you stop your education at the age of about 10 and spend your entire formative years rich beyond your wildest dreams.

        1. Democratic Hitler

          Whew, thank Zod I dodged that bullet!

          1. Pat

            I guess that probably did sound stupidly glib, but it’s the two things in combination that can easily make a retard. Plenty of exorbitantly wealthy people spawn children that live in the lap of luxury, but still become educated and erudite people. Because the parents don’t pull their children out of school, doll them up, put them on a stage, and depend on them for a multi-million dollar lifestyle.

        2. Rhywun

          “There is a difference between appropriation and appreciation,” she added.

          Oh, hon…. You’ll learn. Now STFU and sing white-people music.

      2. BakedPenguin

        “Ariana Grande may be the dumbest celebrity, which is a difficult thing to achieve.”

        Yeah, I’ll still take Demi Rose

      3. Aus

        Shes hawt though.

  51. R C Dean

    Just saw that apparently its been 59 days since Ruth Bader Ginsburg has actually been seen in public, and (presumably) that long since she has been at SCOTUS.

    (1) Is this true?

    (2) If she is working from home, how productive has she been? If not very productive, at what point should the Chief Justice step in and ask for her resignation? At what point should he do so publicly?

    (3) Is there any reason why you can’t have a Justice confirmed before there is an empty seat? Have on in the batter’s box, so to speak. It shouldn’t matter who they are replacing, should it? I think it could change the dynamics of the process. And if the administration changes before there is a vacancy, the new Pres just withdraws that nomination – they aren’t actually a Justice until they are sworn in, after all.

    1. robc

      As far as #3 goes, they could even actually be confirmed. The number doesn’t have to be 9, but I don’t want to go down that path.

      1. R C Dean

        I definitely mean confirmed before there is an empty seat. You aren’t a Justice until you are sworn in, basically, confirmation means you are eligible to be sworn in. A Justice dies or retires (or, be still my heart, is impeached) and bang, you immediately fill their seat with a pre-confirmed nominee.

        1. Imagine this – one party takes both the senate and presidency. Stacks up dozens of pre-confirmed justices and then sits there insisting that these appointments be sworn in for any vacancy that opens while any of the pre-confirmed justices are still alive.

          1. R C Dean

            I think there’s an easy fix for that:

            (1) The succeeding President can withdraw any nomination, even if its been confirmed.

            (2)(a) The Senate can withdraw approval of a nominee.

            (2)(b) Senate approval expires at the end of the two year Congressional term.

    2. Chipwooder

      the AoS counter says 45 days

      1. What does Age of Sigmar have to do with the SCOTUS?

    3. (4) She’s dead and the Dems are apoplectic behind the scenes and inventing all kinds of shit to throw against the wall to try and make anything stick as a distraction. (See: Northam; the KKK pic was dredged up by progs)

    4. AlexinCT

      Someone should find those “Weekend at Bernies” actors…. Democrat intelligentsia being what they are might have gone to them to find a way to prevent the corpse from giving it all away and Trump nominating yet another judge that they will find evil because she actually is not an angry feminist hag.

    5. BakedPenguin

      “Have one in the batter’s box, so to speak. ”

      Pinch Justice? Is there a AAA league for judges?

      1. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

        The Federal Circuit

  52. The Late P Brooks

    More crazy people news

    Hilo, Hawaii — A Big Island lawmaker has proposed incrementally increasing the minimum age to buy cigarettes until there was, for all practical purposes, a ban on their sale in Hawaii.

    ———-

    Creagan, a physician, said taxes and other regulations have slowed cigarette use but haven’t stopped it, and he wants to get them off store shelves.

    He told the newspaper he doesn’t think his legislation over-reaches. The state is obligated to “protect the public’s health,” he said.

    Hawaii currently allows cigarettes to be sold to anyone 21 or older.

    “Basically, we essentially have a group who are heavily addicted — in my view, enslaved by a ridiculously bad industry — which has enslaved them by designing a cigarette that is highly addictive, knowing that it highly lethal. And, it is,” the Tribune-Herald quotes Creagan as saying.

    Maybe they will have public caning for tourists who attempt to smuggle cigarettes in with them.

    *Just red meat for the dumb fucks- progressively raises minimum smoking age over time.

    1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      Maybe people are just smoking some of the Pahoa grown stuff now.

    2. whiz

      They could do that for the voting age.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    Have on in the batter’s box, so to speak. It shouldn’t matter who they are replacing, should it?

    It’s an interesting question. The President and Chief Justice confer, and find someone to “assist” the stricken Justice until such time as s/he either recovers, dies, or retires. This person would obviously have the inside track for the seat.

    Too logical. It’ll never fly.

    1. R C Dean

      Not even that. I’m not saying we should have temporary Justices or have more than 9 Justices at a time. Just that you have a confirmed nominee pre-loaded for whenever there is a vacancy, regardless of which seat just went vacant.

    2. Mojeaux

      I don’t think it’s a good idea. There are all sorts of new political games that could be played with that system. “Well, we decided to challenge the confirmation.” “Well, we’ll take a vote on whether to pre-confirm before or after the election.”

      Basically, it gives more time and latitude to shit-can a nominee. The way it is now, they had, what, a week? to try doing that to Kavanaugh. Didn’t work, but given enough time, the “other side” (whichever one it is) could wear folks down.

      Or you get a McCain-like asshole on “our” side (whichever one it is) who says, “Nope” just because he’s a vindictive cunt.

      1. R C Dean

        It would expose a pre-confirmed nominee to a shitshow until they were sworn in, true. Imagine if Kav were still sitting in the batter’s box.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Hey, I went to FSU! Oh, wait…

    2. whiz

      I spent 2.5 years there as a post-doc in the 80’s. Thankfully, no compromising video of me surfaced while I was there.

  54. Chipwooder

    Goddammit, why won’t you plebes shut up and understand that your betters have a plan for you that’s going to be totally awesome!

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      “wasabi tofu is delicious!”

      Citation needed motherfucker.

      1. “This is your brain on Soy”

      2. Raston Bot

        free of context, and suffering/enjoying a life-long addiction to wasabi, i see nothing wrong with that statement.

        1. That’s just because you killed off your taste buds.

      3. MikeS

        Proper response:

        Joshua Holland
        ?
        ‏Verified account @JoshuaHol
        Jan 27
        Replying to @SeanMcElwee

        That fake bug-meat better clog my arteries or no deal.

    2. Mojeaux

      I ran down that thread.

      The derp was strong with that one.

      1. Chipwooder

        Read it, and then get a mental of picture of the guy writing it, and then look at his actual picture. You can’t tell me that you didn’t picture exactly him.

        1. Mojeaux

          I thought he’d have a weaker jaw and chin.

        2. Rhywun

          Chief Meme Officer

          Oh FFS.

    3. Democratic Hitler

      They really do believe in their hearts that the plebes are just a bunch of game pieces to be moved around the board as they see fit. Truly disgusting.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Neoliberalism rots people’s brains into thinking climate policy means sacrificing something. If we do it right climate policy will mean most everyone gets luxurious public goods & a better quality of life as billionaires become millionaires and we shutter the fossil fuel industry

      The non sequitur on this one is huuuuuuuggggge.

    5. Count Potato

      “Neoliberalism rots people’s brains into thinking climate policy means sacrificing something. If we do it right climate policy will mean most everyone gets luxurious public goods & a better quality of life as billionaires become millionaires and we shutter the fossil fuel industry”

      https://twitter.com/KateAronoff/status/1089327906139054080

      OFFS

    6. Chipwooder

      To paraphrase Chris Rock’s famous OJ joke, I’m not saying Pinochet should have had people like these thrown from helicopters……but I understand.

    7. That’s the most cancerous Twitter thread I’ve read in a while. Bravo.

      1. Tundra

        Embrace the future, comrade!

        1. Which, the real future where these sorts of people are filling one sort of mass grave or another, or the nightmare distopia thay’re shilling instead of the one they’re trying to create?

    8. These are probably decent people engaged in sloppy thinking and virtue-signalling, eager to drive themselves and everyone else straight towards the cliff’s edge because they’re almost totally sure that there’s a unicorn just below that will catch us and they’re afraid if we wait to make sure it’ll fly away and it’ll be too late.

  55. Count Potato

    “One of my followers asked for a badass piece of memorabilia. My reply: . Badass?? Memorabilia?? No such thing. You want memorabilia or you want badass? Badass would be a kilo of cocaine. Memorabilia would be the bag labelled “flour” that it came in. We throw that shit away.”

    https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1091812274698895366

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      It’s going to be fun when the “respectable” people at the LP start talking about how McAfee is a loon and how important it is for the party to nominate another mushy moderate useless piece of garbage like Bill Weld.

      Bill Weld has never found an American foreign intervention that he didn’t like. He’s never found a problem where the answer in his mind wasn’t “more government will fix that”. Weld is a bigger loon than McAfee. At least McAfee is free

      1. Chipwooder

        And he sure loves him some WoD.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          I’d vote for McAfee over another Gay Jay or Bill Weld any day of the week. The people who say the opposite are loony.

          1. Pat

            Why we could never vote for a candidate that was brash, crass, loudmouthed, opinionated, and had a larger-than-life persona, they could never possibly win!

          2. Gustave Lytton

            I’d pull the lever for McAfree. I wouldn’t piss on a burning voting booth for GayJay or Weld. Especially if Weld was top of the ticket.

        2. MikeS

          And Hilary, too.

  56. Count Potato

    “Kamala Harris: “children who miss school/drop out are more likely to commit crimes… to solve that we’ll prosecute their parents” Because we all know that children whose parents are in jail are far more likely to become successful. Fucking genius.”

    https://twitter.com/Toxic_Fem/status/1092147088769601536

    1. Rhywun

      “I was super on board with her before I actually read up on her career as a prosecutor and being a corporate sellout. […] She won’t last a month with Bernie and Warren tearing her a new one”

      LOL

    1. What’s the virginia rules for if both the Gov and Lt gov go without the Lt Gov office being refilled?

      1. Chipwooder

        Oh no, please say it wouldn’t be Gov Herring…..

      2. Rhywun

        I hope the answer is “anarchy”.

      3. leon

        Hillary wins?

    2. commodious spittoon

      “The Post carefully investigated the claim for several months,” Fairfax’s office said in a statement. “After being presented with facts consistent with the Lt. Governor’s denial of the allegation, the absence of any evidence corroborating the allegation, and significant red flags and inconsistencies within the allegation, the Post made the considered decision not to publish the story.”

      Fairfax’s office added: “Tellingly, not one other reputable media outlet has seen fit to air this false claim. Only now, at a time of intense media attention surrounding Virginia politics, has this false claim been raised again.”

      Isn’t that a novel standard. You mean they didn’t offer to fly her out to the state senate to give deposition on camera while every major network devoted copious airtime to airing out every bit of Fairfax’s dirty laundry? They actually did something approximating journalism, and decided to take a line against publicizing unverified rumor?

      1. I’m sorry, but what would this woman possibly hope to gain by making this accusation? And besides, “due process”??? This isn’t a criminal trial. Plenty of guilty people get acquitted just because the prosecutor screws up, or witnesses are intimidated, or just because the system is rigged against women. The fact is, this guy is a rapist, and the idea that just because that hasn’t been officially proven in some court doesn’t mean that woman should have to see her attacker in yet another position of power while she’s gaslighted. It’s like she’s being raped all over again.

        I think that’s about right. I didn’t pay too much attention to the Kavanaugh hearings, but I feel like I captured the gist.

    3. leon

      I wonder if we should have the FBI investigate this. Seems like that is the democrats preferred method.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    Pandora just served up this shitlord anthem

    1. MikeS

      Ha! Excellent.

  58. Chipwooder

    Pol Twat sure can pick em:

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

    @AOC
    It was an honor to share such a lovely and wide-reaching conversation with you, @jeremycorbyn!

    Also honored to share a great hope in the peace, prosperity, + justice that everyday people can create when we uplift one another across class, race, + identity both at home & abroad.

    27.7K
    6:58 PM – Feb 3, 2019

    1. “Who was that, and why do I feel dumber just having spoken with her?” – Jeremy C.

      1. Jarflax

        I think you underestimate the stupidity of Corbyn

        1. Oh, I know he’s an idiot, but there are nuances of idiocy.

        2. leon

          The Stupidity is Synergistic.

  59. The Late P Brooks

    I was super on board with her before I actually read up on her career as a prosecutor and being a corporate sellout.

    But she’s sorta black. With a VAGINA!

    Don’t be a hater, bitch,

    1. Rhywun

      “This isn’t the prog you’re looking for.”

  60. The Late P Brooks

    I see a story about “powerful quotes” to commemorate black history month on google.

    I wonder if any of those quotes are from Frederick Douglass.

    1. creech

      Probably not. Douglass wasn’t woke. He took a meeting at the White House with a white president. So unlike the brave black football players from the Phila. Eagles.

    2. Fred Douglass doesn’t get nearly enough love, and I’m not saying that just because I’m from Maryland.

  61. Raston Bot

    holy shit so i’ve been offline for 72 hours skating the canal in Ottawa and eating queues de castors.

    apparently the VA governor is being pressured to resign. and the lt governor has a percolating sex assault scandal.

    1. AlexinCT

      They are democrats…

      1. Raston Bot

        my guess is it will take a while but the jokes at the dem’s expense will be too much and both will be forced to resign. “Frankened”

        1. AlexinCT

          Nothing makes me feel warmer than watching the tactics that the democrats resorted to in order to kill a political enemy take down their own. The only way this woke shit they peddle dies is when it eats the lot of them up because they are always the ones projecting their behaviors, beliefs, and low brow evil on others.