STEVE SMITH HEAR SILLY PEOPLE LOOK OUT HIM. THEY SELL BOOK. STEVE SMITH NO UNDERSTAND. HIM TALK HERE ALL TIME. NO BE “INVESTIGATOR”…READ GLIBERTARIANS.COM!
STEVE SMITH SEE VIDEO. VERY SILLY PEOPLE “CALL SASQUATCH”. IT EASY GET STEVE SMITH SHOW UP. NO YELL, SAY “OH DEAR, I THINK WE ARE LOST!” OR “THE TOUR BUS HAS A FLAT TIRE.” MAYBE, “THIS CAVE LOOKS SAFE, WE CAN WAIT THE STORM OUT IN HERE.” THAT GUARANTEE STEVE SMITH VISIT! BY GUARANTEE STEVE SMITH VISIT, MEAN YOU WIN CONTEST. BY WIN CONTEST MEAN WIN RAPE. RAPE ALWAYS FIRST PRIZE!
WHAT MAKE “STEVE SMITH SHAKE HIM RAPESQUATCH HEAD”, IS SILLY ANIMAL PLANET TV SHOW. STEVE SMITH NO “ANIMAL” – THAT GUN EXPERT ON GLIBERTARIANS.COM! STEVE SMITH, HIM RAPESQUATCH AND PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER! HIM TALK GOOD. IS SMART. ANIMAL PLANET MAKE LOTS SHOWS, BUT NEVER FIND STEVE SMITH.
LAST – STEVE SMITH HAVE SERIOUS STALKER PROBLEM. THEM WORSE THAN SILLY ANIMAL PLANET PEOPLE. STEVE SMITH THINK HIM GO REPORT SIGHTING…PUT IN FLORIDA, SO PEOPLE GO WRONG PLACE!
STEVE SMITH SAY, RELAX. JUST READ GLIBERTARIANS.COM. YOU FIND RAPESQUATCH!
FREE CASCADIA!
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I found STEVE SMITH. He’s on Twitter.
HIM LIKE TWITTER. IT SILLY!
I have Your bumper sticker!!!!
Also, Second!!!
FIRD !
Alabama man accused of punching man’s eye out of socket, exploding eyeball with follow-up jab
My biggest fear! I could watch some gruesome stuff, but anything involving an eye and I become a squimish little girl.
*shudder*
Yeah, not clicking that kthx
^thisx100
/ewwwwwwww
Not clicking.
The only picture is a mugshot of the accused.
Id like to ask Dr. Anaceron if that was a “you got knocked the fuck out” hard hit, or if there’s a sweet spot on the face that causes your eye to leave like a seed from a lemon.
Relevant?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg
I’m thinking if you hit someone in the temple hard enough, you could make it happen. The circle of bones around the eye are called the orbit, and they’re pretty fragile. Hard roundhouse to the temple, followed by a jab with the other fist and you get a new nickname.
A coworker went through a procedure where they
1) popped out his eye
2) placed it on his cheek
3) put a rubber band on it (changes the shape of the eye)
4) popped it back in.
He made the mistake of watching the procedure on youtube BEFORE the operation.
/ewwww
When I was a little kid, maybe three or so, I had eye surgery where they popped my eye out, mucked with the muscles behind the eye, and popped my eye back in.
My earliest memory was being taking into the OR. My next earliest memory was of my parents changing the eye patches. Ouch.
Dude… Lasik is a thing now.
I’ve had foreign objects removed from my eye about four times. Once it flew in while riding my motorcycle. The rest from grinding or cutting metal. My face is thinner than most and safety goggles don’t fit very good. Once they used a drill-like device and it fucking hurt! It left a huge countersunk hole on the surface of my eye, but the next day it had healed back.
What the fuck.
That’s just one element of that story. I went to one hospital and they couldn’t really do anything, so I hadda ride home (on my chopper) with an eye patch. Whenever it would tilt up it blinded my other eye. Then I got a ride to the other hospital, County USC (which is the hospital used for the opening shots of the soap opera “General Hospital.” This was the public hospital and it was in the late eighties. Back then the crack “epidemic” was raging, in fact the movie “Colors” was vastly understated. There was a lady waiting with me who had a steak knife sticking out of her eye. She would look back and forth and the knife would vibrate as it settled. Another guy had a huge chunk of his legs missing from a shotgun blast. It was crazy. I sorta apologized for being more fucked up when they called me.
The guy who tried to fix my eye had teardrop tattoos on both of his eyes and some kinda gang set tattoo on his neck. He was extremely rough about it. He tried for about an hour, jabbing a scalpel and plucking. I kept telling him to lighten up, but he would just say “hang tough, I almost got it.” It was traumatic. He finally gave up and said I would have to come back tomorrow.
No fucking way I was going back there, so I went to another (third) hospital near my house. That’s where they used the drill looking device. They said that it was because the piece had been there so long that it had rusted in my eye. The only way to remove the rust was with this drill thingy. They strapped me down and had two nurse hold me from moving. I told them they didn’t need to do that, I had been through so much, how bad could it be? They said yes, they did need to and it was gonna be bad. It was. It felt like they spun my whole body around my eye until the tendons sprang it back. I was weak in my knees when I stood up and looked in the mirror. I felt completely better about an hour later.
“Squatching”
That sounds like a combo weight-training exercise/sexual fetish.
Tantric crossfit
Hmm… I’m not sure whether to be intrigued or worried.
I’m squatching you
Somebody’s squatching me!
Squatching You, Squatching Me
Squatching trees
This is real:
Bindernagel Speaks Out Against “Squatch” & “Squatching”
NO WORRY. STEVE SMITH GO ADMONISH THEM. BY ADMONISH, MEAN RAPE.
Founded in 1995 — The only scientific research organization exploring the bigfoot/sasquatch mystery.
I’m reminded of the Penn & Teller “Bullshit!” episode on cryptozoology.
The one on 12-steps is entertaining, too
I have all the DVDs. It’s a great series.
Yeah, I’d like to go back and watch them all. Saw maybe ten. How many are there?
The one on recycling is the one I remember the most.
Eight seasons. The current DVDs don’t have the Vatican episode.
89 (!) episodes – holy crap. I had no idea.
THERE MUCH BULLSH&T IN WORLD!
IIRC, they were going to keep going (with the last episode being the Bullshit of Bullshit), but the Vatican episode being pulled off of the DVD release caused them to end the show.
Ridiculous. Also, just flashbacked to the circumcision episode. How could I have forgotten that?
The one on building the wall is relevant.
But…but…its Scientific, man. Scientific!
Anyone watching Deep State?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4785472/
Commercials look interesting and I like Walton Goggins. Is it any good?
Who has it?
STEVE SMITH’s department?
https://zapatopi.net/bsa/
HIM ONLY CONSULT WITH DEPARTMENT. HIM WANT FOREIGN MINISTRY! STEVE SMITH NEGOTIATE GOOD!
This happens when you google Human-Bait.com.
That’s a hell of a Rick-roll.
Trump supporter switches to Bernie live on C SPAN. Bernie is not good at disguising his voice.
“I am a gun owner and even I…”
Yeah, bullshit.
I respect the infomercial sales people more.
Huh, I always thought those were robocalls, turns out its a poor sales guy from the Midwest.
That’s quite an outfit she’s wearing. Up up and away!
Friday Night Giant Super Happy Funtime Sample Session!
Pharoahe Monch needed a hook for a song, so he ripped this from Cannonball Adderly, then he turned it into this.
Fun fact- the horn section for the original are the Tower Of Power, and you can’t ever go wrong with them. Also, the original song stands on it’s own.
Tower Of Power
Band name and my nickname for my junk.
(also, for some reason I can only comment anew and can’t reply to comments. I assume this is the same affliction of which Brooks suffers.)
Evidently, you just need to clear your cache.
Testing.
Evidently….
Sorry, but it’s a habit I’ve picked up over the years. You have to let it known when you’ve heard something and that it’s not your idea when you speak in Japanese. Basically, it’s “I’ve heard that X is true” and not “X is true”. Hard to explain, but it’s a way of avoiding responsibility if the info is wrong (cynical take).
German has a subjunctive mood that is use for this (among other things).
STEVE SMITH JUST RAPE ANYONE WHO BLAME. IT WORK FOR HIM.
Heaven help me that was my Japanese lesson last week.
It’s called evidentiality. I’ve always been fascinated by language that mark evidentiality in comprehensive ways, like Quechua.
Wonder why it’s so pervasive in some languages and not others. My cynical take is they don’t want any additional responsibility, but it may be just that it’s more accurate to attribute info to others.
If you believe in any variant of Sapir-Whorfian linguistic determinism/relativity, it’s an interesting chicken and the egg problem.
Heh. Had “chicken and egg” typed out, but deleted it. Probably a self feeding binary.
lol Klingon’s not even a real language u nerds.
Paging the glib with top marks in Klingon at DLI to the courtesy radio… come in Derpy…
Oh I don’t know but I’ve been told…
Weird. I clicked to “reply” and it went to the right place after sending me to the bottom of the page. I mean, I’ve been drinking a bit, but not THAT much. Anyone else having these issues?
Clear your cache and cookies. WordPress update fucked up shit, I hear.
I think this could become the new ‘thermostat’.
“Band name and my nickname for my junk.”
https://www.findnicknames.com/penis-nicknames/
I thought bollocks just meant the balls?
Do they say you’re the cutest boy in town?
Installed a new gas line and had electric put, replaced the old electric stove that would heat everything unevenly and warped half our pans with a new gas model. Fixed a drawer in our broken down cabinets… tomorrow planting some grape vines with the help of the family as wifey-poo is out of town. Time for a beer…
By the by… I am going to have to put a monocle and top hat on my avatar as I’ve become a proud co-owner of a couple (very, very small) businesses.
*sips beer*
Congrats. I have always wanted a gas stove. I like the way they heat much better than an electric.
Thanks.
The electric stove was serviceable, but ancient and you can’t cook everything on it- my wife has promised me some flat breads and such puffed on the open flames as payment for all the trouble.
STEVE SMITH PUFF BREAD…BY PUFF, MEAN RAPE LOAF OF BREAD UNTIL IT PUFF.
That’s the yeast that’s making it puff.
STEVE GIVE YEAST INFECTION. BY GIVE YEAST INFECTION MEAN…
By YEAST INFECTION mean random fermentation and sour beer?
Congratulations!
Chubby Minister of European Parliament candidate endorses invading Spain because why not?
https://youtu.be/ImMqW5zEtmA
He ‘s the less orange, more English Trump.
Godspeed my man.
I feel like he’s gained weight recently… lookin’ a bit too healthy.
I like the guy and I mostly agree with his opinions but, you’re right, he’s looking a bit too portly. He needs to lay off the kidney and lung pie.
“lay off the kidney and lung pie”
Euphemism?
Nope, even worse, I think they actually like to eat that shit. If it was kidney and liver pie I could get on board though.
STEVE SMITH LIKE PIE. ALL KINDS. BY PIE, MEAN RAPE. AND PIE.
I guess I’ll just go ahead and HIT IT.
I miss when you could see goth chicks every now and again. What a great look.
Huh, they still exist up here. Maybe you need snow and cold for them to blossom in?
Don’t worry, we have plenty of cold and more snow than you get… maybe I just hang out with the wrong crowd? There were a few in HS, but no more.
Hell, I just checked. There was still a club that was around in the 90’s that got sold and closed last year. Now I’m half tempted to check out if the some of the places I knew about are still running after hours parties and such.
AFAIK the goth scene is dead in NYC – I remember watching all the clubs I used to attend close and the crowd to moving on to another one each time.
Or, I just don’t care.
STEVE SMITH HAVE SERIOUS STALKER PROBLEM.
Because you are the stalker or because you are being stalked by Feline Smith?
YES.
Since I finally have time to post again, and it that time of year, I just figured I’d inform all ya’ll-
Pigs tied up 4-4 in the top of the 4th against the Tennessee Volunteers.
Pigs on top of the SEC west right now and look to be another top 8 seed come tournament time. Last year ended on a sad note, but Van Horn’s Hogs are back in the saddle and playing well again.
I know ya’ll dont give a fuck, but damn I love college baseball and beautiful sweet capitalism allows me to stream all the games to the big screen in my den.
No problem. Not interested in college baseball, but l love to hear stories about little followed sports. Recently, snooker has totally captured my attention and I’m 99% sure I’m the only one here that GAF about it.
Apropos – please nobody* divulge the ANZAC day Bombers-Pies result – it’s cued up next after the Islanders game. kthx
*You know who you are
CAL is up by 5.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Considering the Demons’ performance so far, I think I’m tapping out for this year anyway.
Watched that one last night, if not very attentively.
Sorry.
No problem. And hey! They almost managed to score half the points the Tigers did. Better than their performance against the Cats.
Ugh.
FWIW I am partial to the Demons. More than Richmond for sure.
Looks like you’ll be waiting a while longer.
Balls.
“Balls”, said the Queen. “If I had balls, I’d be King.”
“Shit”, said the King. And in those days, the King’s word was law. 10,000 peasant assholes opened up. Shit flew at random, but Random ducked.
Meanwhile in the courtyard, the Prince told the Princess to role over. “I’ll be fucked if I will”, said the Princess. “You’ll be corn holed if you don’t”, said the Prince.
I wish I could remember the rest of that.
IF DO, STEVE SMITH ACT IT OUT. SOUND FUN.
Jesus. That was more bananas than it needed to be.
You’re not the only one. THIS happened yesterday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EruwFypnE2o&fbclid=IwAR2Lqri9CzVHaCLKyFRrtyX-RsKrf3Ab1N995y5RiUCBXChm-AVBV4eotq8
Friday Funbags (except in Nippon).
https://thechive.com/2019/04/25/burn-your-bra-and-join-the-revolution-45-photos-8/
Auralnauts is funny: KYLO REN REACTS to STAR WARS: The Rise of Skywalker Teaser
Also, baby girl Lachowsky started crawling the day before yesterday. So it begins.
Little kids, little problems, big kids….
My condolences, lol.
When my son started walking people advised me it was going to get worse, I stupidly responded that he could already crawl and stand to reach whatever he wanted. Yup, it got worse.
Has he wrecked your Jeep yet?
No, hes still 1, but I wouldn’t be surprised if my wife piled it up.
We spent a bunch getting her a new car and it looks worse than my 7-year old car with 90k miles on it.
On October the 11th of last year, my 9 month pregnant wife left the house in our jeep to go to her granny’s house while I was at work.
She called me a minute after she left because her absent minded self put it on its side in the ditch about 300 yards from my house. I left work and sped home to get her out. It was laying on the passenger side and she couldn’t get the driver side door open.
Anyway, about 10 hours later, she gave birth to little miss Ellis.
…and then they are teenagers…
You’re first? Yeah, you’re screwed. You’re going to reminisce about the days before could move independently. And then you’re going to reminisce about the days your main concern was her moving independently.
Nah. This is #2. I’ve done it before.
She is a bit on the sassy though.
Baby https://imgur.com/a/MXtJbnR
Heh, thats funny. Cute kid, she looks so young to be walking, how old?
Shes just crawling right now. Shes a week over 6 months. My boy did walk at 9 months though.
I have the memory of a goldfish…
That makes more sense. 9 months is really young, hopefully you have a bit more crawl-time with this one. 😉
It’s a girl. You’ve been lulled into a false sense of security.
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Somehow managed to live 6 years without seeing that. I hope it’s 60 more before I see it again.
I tapped out after about 15 seconds.
We need a Team America puke scene GIF around this place.
Srsly.
I know it is something I’m not going to click on when people who willingly read (and look forward to!) SF’s posts say it is disgusting.
It will instantly cause your intelligence to leak out of your ear.
Spud, say your comment int he last thread about eventually needing a caregiver.
My wife is a therapist and works for the Catholic health system here. The program she’s working in has a lot of success keeping people in their homes longer and keeping them healthier through therapy and such (including people with Parkinson’s). Not sure exactly what their program is called (nor if they’d even have it in your area, but I could find out) but they basically provide all your healthcare needs and take over your medicare dollars. IIRC, you’re on the younger side so not sure it’d even apply to you, but something to think about.
Thanks, Lack. We’re years away from Medicare. At this point, Visiting Angels is where I’m looking but faith based services that I can pay for would probably be more preferable to me.
#metoo
The hair that walks, indeed.
Tree King
Tree King
3 years ago
BUILD TWO WALLS.
LOL
A tweet from my favorite Minnesoda weatherman, libertarian, and all-around good guy, Jared Sebesta.
https://twitter.com/jerridsebesta/status/1121874833149767680?s=20
“‘I should mow the lawn before it snows Tomorrow’—stuff Minnesotans say in April”
I’m in the same boat. Fuck winter.
One of my co-workers was commenting it was warm and sunny where they were. I responded that they should stop rubbing it in, as it was mid-40’s and raining here. At least it’s supposed to stop raining tonight, with highs in the 50’s and lows in the upper 30’s.
/waves Ohio flag slowly
Rain all weekend.
I swear our weekends are cursed. It can be 65 and sunny on a weekday, Saturdays and Sundays it has to snow or rain and be less than 40 degrees.
Last year, I had taken on a new job, and the new commute had killed my cycling time during the week. It rained every weekend I was free all spring, summer, and fall long. To say I was unhappy about this would be an understatement.
50s in NYC. Unusually cold for April.
Ummm, *looks down and scrapes foot on the ground*, it is Ohio.
Usually, we’re into something resembling a Spring at this point. Hell, with the temps predicted we may have another frost or two this month. At least we’re number 4 at craft beer production (sorry MikeS, North Dakota is last).
Uffda. I don’t need any study to tell me what my
heartbelly already knows. 🙁Wait…somebody enact my labor; that ranking is based on total barrels. Let’s see the per capita numbers.
Since Lachowsky’s around, we’ll say NAMALT.
https://alphanewsmn.com/thoughts-from-a-hipster-coffee-shop/
Surprisingly self-aware.
People try to put us down.
Talking bout my generation.
I was driving home from work with the local classic rock station on the radio. The DJ played “The song of the day” and mentioned that it came out in 1968. 50 years ago (at that time). “My Generation”
Holy crap I’m old
Lachowsky just gave every “old” person a reason to say “get on my law!”
Fucking hell, I keep reading about the clutch plague and thinking WTF is that?
It only just occurred to me that clutch = eggs = snake people.
Students Shocked By Footage Of Joe Biden Touching Women
Yet, he didn’t ask which is creepier, a guy who has been caught on camera doing that, or a guy who thought he was alone with another guy making a joke about touching women inappropriately…
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/apr/24/greta-thunberg-general-strike-action-climate-change
https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2019/04/deplatforming-trumpists-like-milo-yiannopoulos-wor.html
Friday night derp.
Smash the system!
They’re not wrong for once.
I always thought this was bullshit. The guy was talking about his personal experience as a teen, not exactly what they’re trying to imply.
Have to say I miss Milo, kid was funny, imo.
what happened to him? did he take the money and run like a smart person?
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/dec/03/milo-yiannopoulos-more-than-2m-in-debt-australian-promoters-documents-show
Oh, it must be true – it’s in the Guardian.
Yeah, I would certainly take with a lump of salt, but it could be true.
It was bullshit IIRC.
But yes… totalitarianism does “work”, for awhile. Complications do arise, though.
-1,000,000 True Believers
Sure it works. Ask the future ex-Paste Magazine when at some undetermined point in the future they are guilty of wrongthink.
Sorcerers, homosexuals and the mentally ill.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8946867/saudi-arabia-executions-sorcerers-homosexuals-double/
? BBFs ?
er, you get it
I need a negroni.
Negroni Please…..
From the sidebar
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8943484/gonorrhoea-increase-cases-sti-signs/
Chav-tastic.
Wearing a MAGA hat total is like having a mullet in1925.
Fuck you, autocorrect. *Today not total*
I saw a mullet pompadour at Viva Las Vegas. It… was… EPIC!
Bit upset with ma day job, sufficed to say, a cow orker is going on vacation, and we both expected me to take his hours, but instead an older yet less experienced cow orker is getting them, while I myself may as well go on vacation this week for the lack of hours. But probably good news for yall as I’ll have lots of time to make a new cartoon next week.
Hey, man. I was in a “sizzle reel” back when I had my shop. My neighbor was a tire guy and after the “My name is Earl” episode was filmed there he wanted to try and make a reality show. He hired a crew and this is what we made. There was no script, we just kinda winged it. Anyway here it is:
battling garages
Oh, yeah, and that’s fucked up about your hours, man.
Right now, I’m at about 4:25, I’m a take a piss break and grab another beer, but thoughts for now. Audio, the music mix and dialog audio had some issues. Presentation: feels really staged. Filming: It has a nice shot selection, a few good edits. Pacing: There is none, it just meanders.
Are you the Mechanic in the knit cap?
That’s me. I really had nothing to do with production. He asked me if I would do it and hired the crew, suggested the scenarios and got it edited. I know it’s cheesy, but it’s an interesting slice of my life. I spent 10 years running that shop. Anyway, I it might be a little interesting.
My thoughts are: this porn needs more hardcore scenes in it.
Right? The hired hooker never even get’s started (on screen anyway.) My hillbilly employee is kinda funny, despite costing me a bunch of money with all his police exploits.
Sage advice.
I had one line in a gonzo short my housemate filmed a couple decades ago. My scene was in a NYC subway station. I don’t remember what my line was. Fun times.
“These pretzels are salty!”
Close enough.
When we lived in San Fran he was gearing up to shoot another short. I moved to NYC before he did. After I left, he wound up hiring a smokin’ hot gay guy for the lead. Goddammit.
Hey, you’d be just the person to ask. I’m developing a spray shine for tires. I’ve been spraying just about every tire in our lot to test variations on my formula, and i think i have something that’s nailed it. No wiping, just spray and walk away. Lasts for several days and doesn’t sling much. I think it works better than any of the current stuff that we can find.
So here’s my question: why the FUCK does anyone want their tires to be shiny?
I got used to not asking those questions long ago. I’ve had to do some strange ass things to people’s bikes. My job is help make their bikes into what they want, not to adjust what they want. I’ve never slicked up my tires and I’ve seen some accident’s caused by people slathering that stuff on. On motorcycles, the tires are curved and when you lean it roll over on the curve. If the slick stuff gets on any portion of that, you will lose traction.
I always have many pokers in the fire for exactly that reason. If a company decides they want to give someone else a contract even though I’m more qualified, so be it. Never want to be totally dependent on one boss ever again.
STEVE SMITH LIKE FUNNY HAT HAIR CARTOON!
#Metoo.
So, my impressions of Endgame. If you haven’t watched any of the other MCU movies, scroll past and stay away, this movie is not for you. There was one scene that was eye-rolling (Pan referenced it in the earlier thread). Overall, it was a great send off to the movies before. There was at least one comic appropriate scene that caused a cheer to erupt in my theater (for those that have seen it, “I knew it!”). There was some nice setup for the future of the series, and Captain Marvel wasn’t the end all be all (that would of course be the one true Cap… America).
If you’ve enjoyed the other MCU films, you’re going to see this regardless, so at least know that from my opinion, you’re not wasting your time.
I’m waiting for the porn parody version.
Getting the back story on Spider-Man’s webbed fingers.
Meeting STEVE SMITH is just like riding a bike! I don’t know what that means, but I am sure there is a joke in there.
1975. Being gay, trans, black, crippled, stupid, ugly etc… Which group was more abused?
I was going to say short people but that was 1977.
They got no reason to live, eh?
Well, they do have little hands, and little feet.
1975? Fat people and geeks.
I was going to say NERDS! But I’ll allow it.
STEVE SMITH is drunk. Not just drunk, shitty. I mean, raping the shit out of a whole tourist group and then sucking down every bit of booze in sight. We’re talking not even able to get it up to rape anybody else that shows up. Now is the time to escape. Otherwise, you’ll end up in a Gilligan’s Island cage and get revenge fucked for the hangover after breakfast in the morning. You’ve been warned.
Fake news. STEVE SMITH’s boner is eternal.
if you’re so drunk you can’t even feel it, does it matter?
He has a baculum, so the lack of blood pressure isn’t an issue.
I don’t get our world. We’re not supposed to make rape jokes, but making a joke about eating your soccer mates in the Andes is still ?. You can joke about eating dick and long as you clean the plate?
Yeah, there was yet another NFL player accused of domestic abuse this week. And today on the sports talk radio it was all about how even if he can’t be found guilty of it he should lose his job. And that’s ok because the first amendment doesn’t have anything to do with employers. It is correct in a sense, but yet wrong in way that makes me feel sad for humanity.
Freedom of speech and accepting that you don’t know all is only a legitimate concept if a piece of paper says so.
I REALLY don’t want to stand up for anyone who is a piece of shit woman beater, but an accusation of an unproven accusation shouldn’t get you fired.
I’m all for implementing ostracism, but these things now move faster than any mob in history.
You’re NOT standing up for a POS. You’re standing up for the other people that aren’t POS that will inevitably get swept up by the hysteria that’s been unleashed.
It’s STEVE SMITH. Bestiality is totes woke.
Reasons to buy straight from the brewery. The Benjamin Danklin (from Fat Head’s) I’m drinking today has a bottled on date of 4/25. I think they only way I could get it fresher would be to hook myself up to the tanks directly.
It’s pronounced Peter Dinklage
I thought it was pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
Throatwarbler Mangrove actually.
I assume you are working on that.
I’ve considered it, but most of the brewers that I know frown upon it.
If they want after hours IT services they may have to bend a rule or two.
Maybe there is a good use for Twitter.
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2019/04/26/sweet-baby-jesus-youll-never-look-at-snls-more-cowbell-sketch-the-same-way-again-after-reading-this-amazing-thread/
Someone has free time. Guess there’s worse ways to spend it than explaining a joke that’s been beaten to death and then had its corpse fucked in the morgue. *Invokes Sam’s Ghost*