ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. AS OF THE POSTING OF THESE LINKS, IT IS BELIEVED THAT BRETT L IS SOMEWHERE ON THE WATER. THIS MAY OR MAY NOT INVOLVE; MANATEES, GATORS, METH, HURRICANES, CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL, PYTHONS AND LAW ENFORCEMENT. THEREFORE, ZARDOZ HAS AGREED TO FILL IN.
THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE DONE WELL, SNARKING AT THE BRUTALS WHO PLAGUE THE EARTH (AND SOCIAL MEDIA, AND BLOGS, AND WEBSITE COMMENT SECTIONS, AND YOUTUBE…) FOR YOUR EFFORTS, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK..FLORIDA BRUTAL STYLE!
DENIZENS OF THE BRUTAL STATE OF FLORIDA…CAN TELL THEIR OWN. ZARDOZ IS ALSO SHOCKED TO LEARN THERE STILL IS A TIME MAGAZINE. WAS IT NOT SOLD FOR $3.18 AND A BOX OF DAY OLD KRISPY KREME DONUTS?
FLORIDA FEMALE BRUTAL BEHAVES…LIKE A FLORIDA FEMALE BRUTAL. ZARDOZ IS PUZZLED BY THE VERY PRECISE BAIL NUMBER.
DOES THIS REPTILE QUALIFY AS “LARGE” IN THE BRUTAL STATE OF FLORIDA?
ZARDOZ WAS UNAWARE THAT BEACHES IN THE BRUTAL STATE OF FLORIDA RIVALED THOSE OF THE BRUTAL NATION OF AUSTRALIA FOR DEADLINESS!
“THIS IS THE SECOND TIME BRUTALCART HAS BEEN LATE! I AM SWITCHING TO VORTEXDASH!”
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. FRIEND STEVE SMITH HAS ASKED ZARDOZ TO FILL IN FOR HIM. FRANKLY, THIS IS GOOD. ZARDOZ’S VENTURE, “BRUTALCART” HAS BEEN HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME SERVING THE VORTEX. WHO COULD HAVE COGITATED THAT GREEN BREAD DELIVERY WAS SO CHRONOLOGICALLY CHALLENGING?
THEREFOR, ZARDOZ IS PLEASED TO GIVE HIS CHOSEN ONES THE GIFT OF THE LINK. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!
IF ZARDOZ HAD TO GUESS THE NUMBER ONE GROUP WITH PTSD IN ALL THE EARTH, IT WOULD BE THIS GROUP OF BRUTALS.
ZARDOZ IS PLEASED WITH THE NHS…A GREAT FORCE FOR MISERY AMONGST THE BRUTALS!
ZARDOZ ADMIRES THIS BRUTAL’S DEDICATION TO HIS CRAFT.
YOU EXIST TO SERVE THE VORTEX. THEREFOR, GROW WELL…AND LIVE.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED. ZARDOZ KNOWS IT HAS BEEN A TOUGH WEEK, YET THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE SNARKED WELL AT THE BRUTALS, WHO PLAGUE THE EARTH. TO REWARD YOUR EFFORTS, ZARDOZ GIVES YOU THE GIFT OF THE LINK. THE LINK IS GOOD! THE LINKS SHOOTS SNARK THAT CLEANSES THE FILTH OF BRUTAL THOUGHT. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!
COWARDS! STAY, ENJOY THE BEACH, THE SUN, THE…UNANTICIPATED CLEANSING.
IT WILL HAVE TO DO. ZARDOZ WOULD PREFER THE PARTIES BE CLEANSED, RATHER THAN JUST LOSE SUPPORT.
MEWLING EURO-BRUTAL! THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS USE SUCH DEVICES NOT TO “TORTURE“, BUT TO CLEANSE.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ NOTES THE CONTINUING GOOD WORK OF THE CHOSEN ONES, AND REWARDS THEIR EFFORTS. KEEP UP THE SNARKING AT THE BRUTALS, REMEMBERING THAT THE GUN IS GOOD. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!
BY POPULAR DEMAND (I.E. THE CHOSEN ONE “CHAFED”, SP, SUGARFREE, ETC) ZARDOZ WILL DEAL WITH A VERY SPECIAL PAIR OF ADVICE BITS FROM THE WITLESS BRUTALS AT SLATE.
Q: I came out as trans to my parents when I was a teenager. They weren’t supportive, and I was sent to see a psychologist I didn’t feel comfortable talking to. I felt so guilty about the high copays that I claimed it was “just a phase” and even managed to sort of convince myself. I’m now in my early 30s, have a great career, and am engaged to a wonderful woman, but I still experience the desire to transition. My fiancée knows I saw a therapist when I was a teenager, but she doesn’t know the details, and it’s weighing on me. In the last three years I’ve been having recurring dreams where I get to be a woman, and when I wake up, I feel so depressed I can’t even get out of bed. I just want to fall back asleep and dream again. My question is twofold: Do I owe my fiancée an explanation? Do I call off the wedding? I don’t even know where to go from here. Part of me wants to keep things as they are, looking forward to these dreams as they come up and thinking about what could have been. The other part of me wants to scream who I truly am to the world and deal with it, even if that means losing everything.
—Can I Come Out Again
A: ZARDOZ HAS CONSULTED THE TABERNACLE, AS IT HAS THE WISDOM OF ALL HUMANITY STORED WITHIN ITS CIRCUITS. THE CONCLUSION – YOU ARE A MESS. HOWEVER, YOU ARE A MESS IN ONE GOOD WAY. IF YOU END UP RENDERING YOUR EVIL PENIS UNABLE TO SHOOTS SEEDS, AND CREATE NEW LIFE…THEN ZARDOZ HEARTILY COMMENDS YOUR DOING WHATEVER IT TAKES TO LIVE YOUR DREAM.
THIS HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE.
HOWEVER, IF YOU VALUE THIS “FIANCEE” MORE, THEN YOU MUST SUPPRESS YOUR OWN DESIRES. REMEMBER, IT WILL BE UNTO DEATH DO YOU PART…
YOU MAY PART NOW.
IF UNABLE TO CHOOSE, THEN ZARDOZ RECOMMENDS A LIFE OF GRAIN SLAVERY IN THE SERVICE OF THE VORTEX.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Q: I am a 38-year-old single gay man. I often watch guys masturbate on a popular cam site. I don’t perform on camera myself, but I like interacting with the guys who do, and I have a number of favorites. A few months ago, I found the stream of an 18-year-old guy whose routine I liked a lot. “Cam” quickly became one of my favorites, and I always tipped generously whenever I saw his show. He didn’t show his face, but his bio mentioned that he’s a high school senior who lives in the same metropolitan area as me and likes daddies. (He doesn’t know where I live.) I never suggested meeting up because the fantasy is enough for me.
This is where it gets weird. Cam’s voice sounded familiar, but I couldn’t place it. He talked about wanting to show his face on camera, and one night he did. I was shocked when I realized he was the son of my co-workers. I’ve known him since he was about 14 via various “family night” activities sponsored by my employer. Cam has always been out and proud, and now that he’s of legal age, he’s clearly decided he wants to be very out. He’s an adult, at least according to the law, and has every right to do what he wants on camera to anyone who wants to watch. However, I worry that Cam could be setting himself up for trouble down the road, as I know that people record webcammers and post the videos all over the internet. I’m also fairly sure that Cam’s parents don’t know what he’s doing late at night in his bedroom. What’s more, he uses his real name on his stream, so it would be easy to track him down. Should I tell Cam’s mom and dad? Should I somehow tell Cam that I know who he is and that he should be more careful online? I want to make it clear that I’m not looking for permission to ask him out, have sex with him, be his sugar daddy, etc. I have not watched Cam’s stream since the night he went fully exposed. I probably won’t watch his show again, as it squicked me out a little watching a young man I know putting it all out there. What would you do?
—Webcam Recognition
A: CALL ZARDOZ SUSPICIOUS, BUT ZARDOZ BELIEVES YOU MAY NOT BE FORTHCOMING IN YOUR DESCRIPTION OF THIS SERIES OF EVENTS. CLEARLY THERE IS SOME SORT OF MUTUAL BLACKMAIL ATTEMPT ONGOING. FOR BOTH YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS, ZARDOZ HEREBY SENTENCES YOU BOTH TO LIFE (NASTY, BRUTISH AND SHORT) IN THE GRAIN FIELDS OF THE VORTEX!
APPEAL DENIED.
SHOULD THIS ASSESSMENT BE INCORRECT, IN THE MOMENTS YOU HAVE LEFT BEFORE THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS COME TO DRAG YOU AWAY, YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR FLAPPING BRUTAL MOUTH SHUT AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. “CAM” HAS MADE HIS DECISION TO “PUT IT ALL OUT THERE”, WHO ARE YOU TO PEACH ON HIM?
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
AND NOW, THE GIFT OF THE LINK!
ZARDOZ’S CIRCUITS RIPPLED WITH PLEASURE AT THE HEADLINE OF THIS ARTICLE. CLEANSING WITHIN CLEANSING AREA!
ZARDOZ AGREES WITH SOUTH SUDAN – HOW DARE THE UN BE AGAINST THE GUN!
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. TONIGHT THE CHOSEN ONES GET A DOUBLE, DOUBLE FEATURE. NOT JUST THE BEST ADVICE, BUT THE BEST ADVICE WHILE DEFEATING 2 DIFFERENT BRUTAL ADVICE GIVERS! FIRST, ZARDOZ DISPOSES OF THE BRUTAL “DEAR ABBY“. AS ZARDOZ IS PLEASED BY THE CONTENT OF THE SITE THIS WEEK, HE REWARDS THE CHOSEN ONES BY DISPATCHING THE BRUTAL ADVICE GIVER “ASK AMY”.
ALSO WRONG!
Q: I have a former co-worker whose husband was just released from a psychiatric facility. He had threatened to kill himself and take the entire family with him. I met him before the incident. He did not seem balanced then, and I was uncomfortable being around him.
Since his release, my friend keeps inviting me to their house and wants to come to mine. I keep making excuses for not allowing visits to my house or hers. I still have a bad feeling about being exposed to him and possibly putting myself in danger. I have been in abusive relationships in the past, and one attack was nearly fatal.
I have spoken to her about the dangers of being with a person such as him. But she says she can’t leave because they have three children on the spectrum. Am I being silly? — APPREHENSIVE IN TEXAS
A: ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, YOU SPINELESS BRUTAL. AND ZARDOZ DOES NOT HAVE COMFORTING WORDS. YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS – FIRST, GO FORTH AND CLEANSE THE CRAZED BRUTAL…PREEMPTIVELY, OF COURSE. THIS WILL ALLOW YOUR FORMER CO-WORKER TO CARE FOR THE SPECTRAL BRUTAL CHILDREN.
THE VORTEX HAS SOME “ON THE SPECTRUM” AS WELL.
SECOND IS A BIT TRICKIER, BUT DOES BENEFIT ZARDOZ IN THE END, SO HE RECOMMENDS IT. FIRST, CONTINUE TO DISTRACT, DELAY AND STALL AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. ZARDOZ WILL SEND THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS TO HELP…
WE RIDE TO TEXAS!
BUT NOT TO CLEANSE THE CRAZED BRUTAL. RATHER, TO RECRUIT HIM. THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS COULD ALWAYS USE ANOTHER PSYCHOPATH. YOUR FORMER CO-WORKER IS FREE, YOU ARE NOT THREATENED, AND ZARDOZ GAINS A HEADCOUNT. WIN-WIN-WIN. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Q: My husband has been significantly overweight most of his life. He recently lost more than 60 pounds on a very strict diet. (I have to work to stay at a healthy weight, but have never been more than 10 to 15 pounds over my ideal weight).
He’s much healthier now, and I’m extremely proud of him and his dedication to a new lifestyle.
However, when he was overweight he was generally relaxed, fun and easy-going (these are also the qualities that attracted me to him). Now, after the weight loss, he generally seems miserable. I’m not the only person to have noticed this change.
A few days ago a good friend told me that my husband is “the most miserable skinny person,” he’s ever known.
I’ve tried to talk with him multiple times, both to let him know how proud I am of him for this accomplishment, and to try to understand why he seems so unhappy despite achieving the goal he set for himself. The most I’ve been able to get from him is that now that he’s lost the weight he’s embarrassed about how overweight he was.
Amy, I loved my husband when he was overweight and I love him now, but after almost six months of dealing with his negativity, criticism and a much shorter temper than usual, I’m not sure how to help without sounding like I’m trying to derail his health plans.
I think much of his negativity stems from hunger and having to deny himself his favorite foods. I want him to maintain his health, but I don’t want him to have to choose health at the expense of happiness.
Any thoughts on how I can help us through this challenge?
A: OH, LOOK CHOSEN ONES! IT APPEARS ZARDOZ HAS FOUND ANOTHER SCIENTIST FOR THE VORTEX. “I think much of his negativity stems from hunger and having to deny himself his favorite foods.” SUCH BRAINPOWER RIVALS THAT OF THE TABERNACLE! WITLESS BRUTAL – YOU MUST SEND YOUR HUSBAND DELICIOUS BREAD FROM THE VORTEX. IN FACT, ZARDOZ WILL SEND SOME BY “BRUTALCART EATS”…
DELIVERY! HOP TO IT, ZED.
IF THAT IS NOT ENOUGH – THEN IT IS BANQUET TIME. CALL AHEAD FOR RESERVATIONS AT THE VORTEX. TELL ‘EM “ZARDOZ SENT ME.”
TONIGHT, ZARDOZ HAS ASKED US TO FEED A FORMERLY OBESE BRUTAL.
LEAVE A GOOD REVIEW ON YELP. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
THE CHOSEN ONES MAY NOW REVEL IN THE LINKS THAT ZARDOZ PROVIDES. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!
AS IF THE CHOSEN ONES NEED MORE EVIDENCE THAT THE PENIS IS EVIL… VERY WELL, HERE YOU ARE THEN. NOTE THE ACTIONS OF THE ACCUSED BRUTAL – IS THIS WHAT THE CHOSEN ONES REFER TO AS “PUMP AND DUMP”? THE SCHOOL, NOT THE FEMALE BRUTALS…
HOW CAN THIS BRUTAL BE A SOCIALIST – HE MAKE SENSE. THIS CAN ONLY MEAN HE WILL BE THWARTED.
TOO MUCH BOURBON, OR REFUSING TO GO TO SECOND LEVEL?
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE BANJOED CHOSEN ONE REQUIRES A BREAK THIS DAY. CHASING AROUND THREE YOUNG CHOSEN ONES IS WEARYING. ZARDOZ HAS STEPPED … FLOWN IN, TO HELP. THEREFOR, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK – GO FORTH AND COMMENT!
THE BRUTAL CITY OF CHICAGO CONTINUES ITS FEUD WITH THE H8 CRIME HOAXER. THIS IS ONE OF THE OCCASIONS THAT ZARDOZ WISHES HE COULD CONSUME POPCORN.
CONFESS, CHOSEN ONES – WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THIS? ZARDOZ EXPECTS HIGH QUALITY SNARK FROM HIS CHOSEN ONES ON THIS LINK.
WEAKLINGS. JUST LEAVE ALREADY. ZARDOZ WOULD HAVE SIMPLY HAD THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS CLEANSE THE EU COUNCIL.
…AND THE CHOSEN ONES THOUGHT THE POLITICS IN THE LAND OF THE HAT AND THE HAIR WERE STRANGE.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. HAVING FINISHED THE GRAIN HAULING FOR THE DAY, ZARDOZ HAS TIME TO REWARD THE CHOSEN ONES WITH LINKS. SIMPLY KEEP IN MIND THE SIMPLE RULES ZARDOZ HAS GIVEN YOU – THE PENIS IS EVIL, THE GUN IS GOOD. RIGHT. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!
ZARDOZ WILL HOLD OUT HOPE FOR SOME CLEANSING. PERHAPS AN UPDATED VERSION OF LES MISERABLES CAN BE PRODUCED AS WELL?
HERE, ZARDOZ EXPECTS MERE REPRESSION, RATHER THAN CLEANSING. ZARDOZ WILL TAKE WHAT ZARDOZ CAN GET.
ZARDOZ EXPRESSES SORROW TO THOSE CHOSEN ONES THAT MUST TAKE THIS BRIDGE.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ RETURNS TO BRING THE BEST ADVICE TO HIS CHOSEN ONES. FAR BETTER THAN ANY BRUTAL ADVICECOLUMNIST. TAKE THIS ADVICE TO HEART, AND GO FORTH AND COMMENT!
Q:I’m originally from El Salvador. I have been living in the U.S. for five years, have been studying English for four years and I have my GED.
I want to join the U.S. Marine Corps because it is my dream. I want to do it because I think that service to this country is the best thing I can do. I want to protect this country, and I want my family to be proud of me.
Here is the problem: My mom and my wife don’t want me to do it because they say it is dangerous. I love them both, but I want to achieve my dream. What should I do? — DREAMING IN HOUSTON
A: ZARDOZ WILL RUN AN EXAMINATION TO SEE IF YOU TRULY WISH TO BECOME PART OF A MILITARY ORGANIZATION. TURN YOUR VOLUME UP.
PULLED FROM THE VORTEX’S ARCHIVES.
IF THAT APPEARS UNSUITABLE, THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE ORGANIZATION YOU COULD JOIN –
SEMPER ZARDOZ!
IF YOUR “WIFE” OBJECTS, THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS HAVE A WAY OF DEALING WITH THAT:
3 YEAR ENLISTMENT?
THE CHOICE IS YOURS. OR, ZARDOZ SUPPOSES YOU COULD BEND TO THE WISHES OF THE FEMALES, AND NOT JOIN EITHER. IF SO, PREPARE TO GO TO SECOND LEVEL WITH THE FEMALES, AT THEIR COMMAND.
YES, I GUESS I WILL GO TO SECOND LEVEL WITH YOU.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Q:My husband and I separated last year and reconciled several months later. When we decided to get back together, he broke it off with his girlfriend. A month later she contacted him to inform him that she’s pregnant with his child. She’s due in a few months.
My husband and I disagree about how things should be handled when the child arrives. She says I’m not allowed to come to the hospital with him and meet the baby. I say that going without me is absurd, and any child that belongs to my husband is a part of my life, too. However, he says she is in charge of the situation. I’m worried that when the baby is born I’ll be at home alone with a broken heart. Where should I draw the line with my husband? — WORRIED WIFE IN THE SOUTH
A: ZARDOZ IS SEARCHING FOR A TERM…WHAT IS THE FEMALE EQUIVALENT TO “CUCK”? FOOLISH BRUTAL! WERE YOU NOT WARNED THAT THE PENIS IS EVIL? HOW MANY TIMES MUST ZARDOZ INSTRUCT THIS POINT?
EVIL. DOUBLE EVIL.
NEW LIFE HAS BEEN CREATED, TO PLAGUE THE EARTH! YOU MUST AVOID ALL CONTACT WITH THE NEW LIFE AND THE PENISER. ZARDOZ SUGGESTS TURNING TO ONE OF TWO PATHS. FIRST, GO CATATONIC AND LIVE IN A LARGE PLASTIC ENVELOP IN THE VORTEX.
FURTIVE MOVEMENT?
SECOND, IF THE CLOISTERED LIFE DOES NOT APPEAL, THEN STICK TO THE RUGGED OUTDOORS.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. NOW THAT ORDER HAS RETURNED TO THE CHOSEN ONES INTERNET HQ, ZARDOZ WILL ONCE AGAIN PROVIDE THE BEST ADVICE AVAILABLE – FAR BETTER THAN THE BRUTAL “DEAR ABBY“. THEREFOR RECEIVE THE GIFT OF ADVICE. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!
Q:I’m a high school junior, and my school’s prom is coming up. I don’t have a date. I completely understand that I don’t need a date for prom to have fun. However, within my group of friends, we are organizing who will sit at our 18-person table, and I’m the only dateless person at our table, which means I’m the odd one out (eight couples plus me for a total of 17 seats filled).
I know I should try to have fun even if I’m the only one by myself, but the situation makes me feel so alone. I asked two different guys if they wanted to go with me: One ended up going with a different girl and will be sitting at our table. The other didn’t want to go with me.
How should I handle this situation and be able to have fun at prom, even though I’ll be sticking out as the only person in our entire group who couldn’t manage to find someone to go with — even as a friend? — ANONYMOUS IN PENNSYLVANIA
A: THIS IS A PUZZLER. HOWEVER, ZARDOZ HAS A PLAN FOR YOU. FIRST, YOU MUST CLEANSE THE FILTH OF A BRUTAL WHO REFUSED YOU.
ENJOY THE PROM!
THEN YOU CAN JOIN EVERYONE ELSE AT THE TABLE.
“NO, I DON’T KNOW WHERE BRAD WENT?”
WHEN THE OTHER OTHERS GO TO DANCE – AND THE ONE WITH THE CLEANSED DATE SEARCHES – POISON THEIR DRINKS. YOUR FUN WILL BE IN SEEING THEM ALL SUFFER HORRIBLY AND PERISH! THAT WILL INSTRUCT ALL TO NEITHER REFUSE YOU OR REMIND YOU OF SUCH.
WE CAN SEND BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS AS CHAPERONES.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN
Q:I have been married to my husband for four years, and before that, I knew him for about a year. At the time, he was very loving and considerate, but right after we got married, his true nature emerged.
He drinks heavily every night and says horrible things. In the morning, he has no recollection of it and expects me to be loving and warm to him. I can’t bring myself to do it. He is always accusing me of cheating on him, even though I have given him no reason. He has a GPS on my phone, and if I don’t answer his texts or calls immediately, he goes ballistic.
Abby, I’m not happy and have often thought about running away. During the day he helps me, but at night he becomes a completely different person. I have a full-time job and pay 85 percent of the bills. I take care of the kids, cook and clean, but nothing makes him happy. I would really appreciate your advice. — LOST IN CALIFORNIA
A: BRUTAL, PLEASE. IT WOULD BE TOO EASY TO SAY “DIVORCE”. SO ZARDOZ WILL HELP OUT. ZED WILL COME BY AND HAVE A LITTLE “CHAT” WITH YOUR BRUTAL HUSBAND.
LESS DRINKY, RIGHT, BRUTAL?
AS ZARDOZ DOES NOT BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES, THE FIRST TIME YOUR HUSBAND ACTS UP – COMMUNICATE WITH THE VORTEX. BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS WILL BE DISPATCHED. YOUR HUSBAND CAN DRY OUT, AND LEARN REGRET SERVING THE ETERNALS AS A GRAIN SLAVE.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. SETTLED INTO A NICE ROUTINE, SINCE THE SMITHS AND ZARDOZ HAVE TAKEN OVER THE MORNING LINKS? ZARDOZ STRONGLY SUGGESTS YOU GET TO THAT PLACE, IF YOU ARE NOT YET THERE, RIGHT COMRADE ZED?
UP THE REVOLUTION, YES?
[BTW – YOU CAN PICK UP THE LAST OF THE TEAM OF BRUTALS YOU SENT IN LAST NIGHT – ZARDOZ HAS CONVINCED THE SMITHS TO … FINISH…UP, WITH THEM]. ZARDOZ’S CIRCUITS STORE NO HARD FEELINGS. TO SHOW THE BENIGN NATURE OF CRYPTID MORNING LINKS DOMINATION (DESPITE THE EFFORTS AGAINST US) – RECEIVE THE BENEVOLENT GIFT OF THE LINK! GO FORTH AND COMMENT.
SO…THE BRUTAL NATION OF FRANCE, REELING UNDER PROTESTS ABOUT COSTS, SENDS 100 MILLION EUROS TO A LAND LOCKED COUNTRY FOR “ECONOMIC TRANSITION” AND A NAVY? SMDSH.
ZARDOZ SENSES A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY FOR THE CHOSEN ONES.
ZARDOZ WONDERS WHAT IT IS ABOUT LIBERTARIAN CANDIDATES…
