ZARDOZ WEDNESDAY MORNING LINKS – USED TO IT YET?

NOT A GOOD REVOLUTION

 

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. SETTLED INTO A NICE ROUTINE, SINCE THE SMITHS AND ZARDOZ HAVE TAKEN OVER THE MORNING LINKS? ZARDOZ STRONGLY SUGGESTS YOU GET TO THAT PLACE, IF YOU ARE NOT YET THERE, RIGHT COMRADE ZED?

UP THE REVOLUTION, YES?

[BTW – YOU CAN PICK UP THE LAST OF THE TEAM OF BRUTALS YOU SENT IN LAST NIGHT – ZARDOZ HAS CONVINCED THE SMITHS TO … FINISH…UP, WITH THEM]. ZARDOZ’S CIRCUITS STORE NO HARD FEELINGS. TO SHOW THE BENIGN NATURE OF CRYPTID MORNING LINKS DOMINATION (DESPITE THE EFFORTS AGAINST US) – RECEIVE THE  BENEVOLENT GIFT OF THE LINK! GO FORTH AND COMMENT.

  • SO…THE BRUTAL NATION OF FRANCE, REELING UNDER PROTESTS ABOUT COSTS, SENDS 100 MILLION EUROS TO A LAND LOCKED COUNTRY FOR “ECONOMIC TRANSITION” AND A NAVY? SMDSH.
  • ZARDOZ SENSES A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY FOR THE CHOSEN ONES.
  • ZARDOZ WONDERS WHAT IT IS ABOUT LIBERTARIAN CANDIDATES…

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

Comments

531 responses to “ZARDOZ WEDNESDAY MORNING LINKS – USED TO IT YET?”

  1. ZARDOZ SENSES A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY FOR THE CHOSEN ONES.

    The one thing that leaves me hopeful with Brexit is that my preferred outcome is the default if gridlock can be maintained.

    1. AlexinCT

      The EU needs to die…

  2. Count Potato

    “Ethiopia and France agreed their first military cooperation accord on Tuesday, a deal that includes helping the landlocked nation build a navy, as Paris seeks to boost economic ties in Africa’s second-most populous country.”

    Well, at least they aren’t trying to build an Air Force.

    1. ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONE.

      … ZARDOZ BELIEVES THE EXPRESSION IS “ZING!”?

      ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    2. I concede that it is amusing to think of a landlocked country building a navy. But if they have at least one river, they can still float one.

      1. Trials and Trippelations

        Maybe they will sell their vessels to the Somalis?

    3. hate_speech

      Uhhh…where exactly are they going to put this navy? Is there a big lake somewhere they can keep it?

      1. Yes. As well as several rivers. I doubt they’re trying to build a blue-water navy, but it’s not as insane as it first sounds.

          1. invisible finger

            The question is whether it remains a non-independent unit or if they want to build a separate bureaucracy. The involvement of France suggests the latter.

          2. Tonio

            Dammit!

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Let’s not forget Nebraska.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Maybe they want to become the dominant libertarian power in the region and they’re eyeballing Somalia.

      2. Gadfly

        There’s recently been rapprochement between Ethiopia and Eritrea (their former coastal province), so I imagine the Ethiopians are also going to cut a deal with Eritrea to station their new navy there. The real question is not where would they put it, but why would they need it?

    4. nw

      “This unprecedented defense cooperation…”

      What exactly is the threat model here? Who is going to be simultaneously threatening
      France and Ethiopia? How much help would Ethiopia really be if… what, the British
      decide to reclaim Calais? It seems like countries these days form alliances just
      for the sake of having them.

      1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        Maybe Italy is eyeing Nice and Abyssinia.

    5. AlexinCT

      $100m Euros are not going to buy you even the hull of a modern vessel. I suspect these will be some kind of brown water crafts.

      1. The Last American Hero

        Or swimming lessons for the army.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          It’s France, so maybe how to not get river water into your rifle while retreating.

          1. AlexinCT

            If you drop it, you won’t have to worry about getting water in it… And you can run faster.

      2. Bobarian LMD

        I believe, from yesterday’s discussion of Argentina sinking a chinese fishing vessel, that a mid sized coast guard cutter with a 40mm Bofors was 60 to 90M US$.

        1. AlexinCT

          A coastguard cutter, while armed, is not a warship in any sense of the word. Heck, it is probably not even considered a OPV, which is a lightweight offshore combatant. At least not in the sense of modern warships using missiles for offense/defense.

          Unless the French are turning over some real old and derelict SINKEX targets to them, I suspect this will be brown water patrol boats armed to do interdiction work against non-military targets.

  3. hate_speech

    Shameless plug: I created a libertarian book group on in Raleigh if anyone lives around here and is interested in, well, reading libertarian books. It’s on Meetup.com, just search for Raleigh Libertarian Book Group (I think that’s what I called it).

    Also, I have to admit I was surprised when I searched to see if I was stepping on anyone’s toes, and Meetup didn’t have a single hit for libertarian.

    1. PieInTheSky

      Raleigh – where dat?

      1. Trials and Trippelations

        North Carolina. The best Carolina

          1. hate_speech

            I sort of assume that was a music video, but it’s really funny watching that muted because I’m at work and the comments and description didn’t load. It was a mystery for a good 10 – 15 seconds.

          2. Pat

            To be fair, the audio wouldn’t have added much.

      2. LJW

        The mythical land of North Carolina

    2. Trials and Trippelations

      I’ll sign up I am in Durham

      1. hate_speech

        Yay!

    3. Count Potato

      Because it’s the best way to meet girls?

      1. ZARDOZ

        ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONE. ZARDOZ HOPES NOT – REMEMBER, THE PENIS IS EVIL! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

      2. Trials and Trippelations

        It starts out as aharmless book club, but before you know it we are attempting to sell exotic animals, hiring hitmen to kill our business competitors, and running as libertarians candidates

        1. hate_speech

          God I hope so. I resisted the urge to put some snarky comment about all becoming so educated in libertarian philosophy we finally transcend and move to Somalia.

  4. Fourscore

    “helping the landlocked nation build a navy”

    France is only doing what the NATO wouldn’t do. Protect Ethiopia from those rascally Italians. If France wouldn’t do it, who would?

    /Bolton raises his hand sheepishly/

    1. Bobarian LMD

      *blinks*

      “Wait-a-minute! That ain’t his hand!”

  5. Count Potato

    “Giants trade star receiver Odell Beckham Jr to the Cleveland Browns in blockbuster deal that sends New York fans into meltdown on social media and the Dawg Pound boasts ‘we have something special cooking’

    New York is sending its star receiver to Cleveland for first- and third-round draft picks in April and safety Jabrill Peppers in the second blockbuster trade in four days.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6802231/Another-receiver-megadeal-Giants-trade-Beckham-Browns.html

    1. PieInTheSky

      Go Browns

      1. Old Man With Candy

        The Browns just got cancer.

        1. ZARDOZ

          ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN DIAGNOSING ONE. WAS THAT CONFIRMED ON WEB MD? ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

          1. Old Man With Candy

            Private jokes are the best jokes.

          2. Oh, it’s penis cancer?

          3. hate_speech

            I believe ‘Cancer of the Penis’ is the preferred terminology now.

          4. AlexinCT

            How does that compare to penaltax?

          5. hate_speech

            I thought Penaltax was just a different term for government forced sex change operations?

          6. AlexinCT

            Thanks for the clarification. Lesbians trapped in a man’s body of the world unite against the penaltax tyranny!

          7. hate_speech

            *Claps government installed mudflaps in unity*

        2. Trials and Trippelations

          But a pretty good cancer?

    2. Drake

      Damn that’s a dumb trade. You can always count on the Browns to do the dumb thing in order to lose. They are like Republicans.

      1. AlexinCT

        I think the browns have a better winning record than team red asshats.

    3. Certified Public Asshat

      “In the end, that means the Giants will be sending Beckham and Vernon to Cleveland and getting back the No. 17 overall pick, the No. 35 overall pick, Zeitler and safety Jabrill Peppers.”

      I think the Giants made out more.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Jabrill peppers are the best peppers for chili con carne, it is known.

      2. Psycho Effer

        Correction – It’s the No. 17 overall and No. 95 overall + Peppers. Giants got raped in my opinion. You can say what you want about OBJ’s antics, but his locker room loved him, and he produced on the field. The Giants will be shit on offense next year.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          The giants were shit on offense this year, less Barkley.

          Eli is washed up. They need to rebuild.

    4. Nephilium

      I’m going to get sick of all of the cooking puns by the midpoint of the season. Assuming the Browns are doing well.

        1. hate_speech

          You’re always peppering the threads with puns.

      1. Fourscore

        The browns are the leftover cooking puns?

        1. Nephilium

          With Baker and Kitchens, they started during the coach debate. Feel free to look, if you can stand the punishment. Swiss would need the Ludovico Technique monocles to keep his eyes open.

    5. Chipwooder

      As a Giants fan, I hate this trade.

      1. Count Potato

        I have no idea what they are thinking.

        1. CPRM

          My guess is their thoughts are that they are in rebuild mode. Eli is done and their is no heir apparent. By the time they have rebuilt Jr. is going to be past his prime. So get some pieces for the rebuild now and get his antics out of your hair.

  6. invisible finger

    France has already surrendered to the Ethiopian Navy.

    1. Tonio

      [golf clap]

  7. Rufus the Monocled

    Did France ask the U.S. to pay for it?

    1. Suthenboy

      I think that is just assumed

    2. Tonio

      We are subsidizing France through NATO, so yes.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      Since when does that stop them from asking for a side deal?

  8. Rebel Scum

    helping the landlocked nation build a navy

    France has curious priorities.

    1. Suthenboy

      When America is paying your freight it’s awfully easy to give free rides to others.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Try explaining this to Europeans who are not conservative this little nugget.

        1. AlexinCT

          They think this is them being clever and fleecing the American tax payer.. Like they fleece their own people.

  9. Old Man With Candy

    $100MM will buy a lot of yellow life vests.

  10. Drake

    I had no idea that Ethiopia is now landlocked. They lost all their beachfront property to Eritrea, Djibouti, and Somalia? They really do need help.

    1. Yeah, when Eritrea gained independance, they took the whole coast with them.

  11. Tonio

    You know what other landlocked nation has a navy?

    1. invisible finger

      Interviewer: And where exactly is the lake?

      Sir John: Er 22A, Runcorn Avenue, I think. Yes, that’s right, 22A.

      Interviewer: Runcorn Avenue?

      Sir John: Yes, it’s just by Blenheim Crescent… do you know it?

      Interviewer: You mean it’s in an ordinary street?

      Sir John: Of course it’s not an ordinary street! It’s got a lake in it!

      Interviewer: Yes but I…

      Sir John: Look, how many streets do you know that have got lakes in them?

      Interviewer: But you mean… is it very large?

      Sir John: Of course it’s not large, you couldn’t get a large lake in Runcorn Avenue! You’d have to knock down the tobacconist’s!

      1. Tonio

        Well done, Sir.

  12. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Xe Blinded Me With Science!

    Every day, I read a comment from someone who views themselves as a “rational” human being. This person knows all the facts and can’t wait to share it with the world.

    They bestow real gems such as, “If you have a penis, you’re a boy, and if you have a vagina, you’re a girl. It’s biology.”

    They say it like they’re going to drop a microphone afterwards to a standing ovation. Unfortunately, many people still believe this concept, so even people who want to be accepting become bogged down by these pseudoscience presumptions.

    1. Pat

      Lysenkoism 2: Electric Boogaloo

      1. AlexinCT

        Maybe instead of pointing out the obvious difference in anatomical body parts, we shouls just point out the difference between the XX and XY chromosome pairing? Or is that just as triggering and hurtful use of biology as pointing out that there are no chicks with dicks, just dudes with tits?

    2. The statement is only inaccurate in that it leaves out the fact that eunichs are still male, as surgical alterations don’t actually change a person’s biological sex.

      1. AlexinCT

        I AM TRIGGERED!

        /some dude that tucked his dick and has tits

    3. WTF

      pseudoscience presumptions

      Projecting, it’s what progs do!

    4. Certified Public Asshat

      We’ve only scratched the surface with how many genders there actually are

      Oh God.

    5. Old Man With Candy

      Every day, I read a comment from someone who views themselves as a “rational” human being. This person knows all the facts and can’t wait to share it with the world.

      They bestow real gems such as, “If you have XY chromosomes you’re a boy, and if you have XX chromosomes, you’re a girl. It’s biology.”

      Molecules are very much not woke.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Molecules are a product of the cishetero quantum mechanical shitlords.

        1. AlexinCT

          Marxism can only work if it can bend the laws of physics, economics, and nature.

    6. Rufus the Monocled

      Except it’s correct. It’s put in those terms (minus stick people) to keep it simple for idiots like you.

    7. Rufus the Monocled

      They’re long into the sub conscience part of their spiel eh?

      ie You’re racist, you just don’t know it.

      Frightening.

      They’re psychos if you ask me.

  13. Rebel Scum

    No deal Brexit plans would keep the Irish border open while stinging tariffs are slapped on the rest of the UK

    I heard May’s deal fell through again. The Britons will never be are determined to be slaves.

    1. Vassalage was once again rejected by parliment.

      The comedy of errors is just amazing. The EU doesn’t want the UK to leave, but is refusing to negotiate with the Prime Minister, who also doesn’t want the UK to leave, all because they got all worked up over the public voting leave and the Parliment not just calling a revote. With so many levels of backbiting between plarimentary factions, I’m hoping the clock just runs down and the UK defaults into leaving with no strings and no transfer payments.

      1. invisible finger

        Parliament should keep calling revotes until they get the result they want?

        1. It’s what the EU did in Ireland.

    2. leon

      I saw a thing that explained it for me. UK is trying to get a sweetheart package.EU is saying, if you want that you really shouldn’t have left, because we want control in exchange for this deal. Hence why the deals fail.

      1. Not a sweetheart package. May wants to keep the UK in the EU in all but name.

  14. Count Potato

    Every time I turned on the news yesterday it was about that college admissions scandal. Who could have guessed that rich people would use money to buy influence?

    1. Pat

      Next thing you know they’ll be telling me baseball players used steroids!

    2. Suthenboy

      It made me wonder what other chicanery was involved in Fauxcahontas’ academic career.

      1. AlexinCT

        I hear there is a lot of video of her hitting the peace pipe before getting the tomahawk buried in her..

        1. Bobarian LMD

          It just looks like an axe wound.

          1. Oh, for the luvva Pete. That’s a mental image I would have happily gone the rest of my life without.

    3. Private Chipperbot

      Strangely enough, I didn’t see Jason Melon on the list.

      1. Chipwooder

        Because he was an actual athlete – diving is a huge deal at Grand Lakes University.

        1. AlexinCT

          Is that the school with the hot tubs in the dorms?

    4. I kept wondering why anyone gives a shit, I think I figured it out. They are drumming up all this faux outrage so that when it comes out that Donald’s daddy bought his son’s way into school, they’ll finally have him.

      1. AlexinCT

        Only if they can show me Obama’s records and it turns they didn’t rig the system for him.. That guy had the fix for him to get where he did…

      2. pan fried wylie

        A shit is being given because this is a turd in their punchbowl.

  15. PieInTheSky

    In what is being called the largest college admissions scam ever prosecuted, wealthy parents, Hollywood actresses, coaches and college prep executives have been accused of carrying out a nationwide fraud to get students into prestigious universities, according to a federal indictment.
    The scheme had two major pieces. In the first part, parents allegedly paid a college prep organization to take the test on behalf of students or to correct their answers. Second, the organization allegedly bribed college coaches to help admit the students into college as recruited athletes, regardless of their abilities, prosecutors said.

    https://edition.cnn.com/2019/03/12/us/college-admission-cheating-scheme/index.html

    See this never would happen under socialism. Meritocracy is a lie. WAKE UP

    1. PieInTheSky

      Speaking of USistan college this amused me

      http://www.sarahlawrencephoenix.com/campus/2019/3/11/demands-westlands-sit-in-50-years-of-shame

      Then again when paying 70 grand a year for nothing, one would have demands.

      1. Suthenboy

        I couldn’t get through that. I am not sure what they are talking about, but more importantly I smell bullshit.

        1. Rhywun

          Leftist activists using race to guilt-shame The Man into giving them free shit. Film at 11.

      2. ChipsnSalsa

        Israelites only had to do 40 years.

    2. Pine_Tree

      Saw a good article yesterday that mostly quoted Dershowitz ranting about how the colleges had made themselves useless and stupid with their “everybody gets good grades” thing. Said that back when he started teaching, you couldn’t pull this same stunt ’cause you’d fail out.

  16. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Employment Is The Only Metric Of A Business

    For decades, women have been discriminated against in the modern workplace. Harassed and underpaid, working women have often been forced to accept lower wages, and lower odds of being hired (paywall) or promoted (pdf). And in spite of progress, this disparity persists today. In January, the US Department of Labor sued enterprise software company Oracle for discriminating against women and people of color, allegedly costing such workers $400 million in unpaid wages. (Oracle denied the allegations.)

    But when economists look at the source of the pay gap across the US economy as a whole, discrimination is not the culprit. “This doesn’t mean that gender discrimination doesn’t exist,” says economist Federico Anzil, who recently conducted a study on the wage gap using US Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) data. “[It] just shows that, at the aggregate level, most of the gap is not explained by gender discrimination.”

    So what does explain the pay disparity? Anzil is one of a number of researchers searching for an answer. It’s not simple, but much of it comes down to inflexibility at work (which hurts women most), cultural norms about who takes time off when children arrive, and personal preference.

    1. WTF

      women have often been forced to accept lower wages

      Somebody doesn’t know what force means.

      1. AlexinCT

        Not immediately paying them more, regardless of if they are worth that higher pay because they do more work or even have ask, is discrimination!

    2. Pat

      A woman who drops out of the work force for several years in the prime of her career to have children should be afforded the same salary, benefits, promotions, and opportunities as a man who doesn’t. Even if she’s working as a substitute special education teacher and the man is a heart surgeon.

      1. WTF

        That actually is their argument, except of course they never state it in such clear terms.

    3. Suthenboy

      Bullshit. There is no pay gap.

    4. hate_speech

      and personal preference.

      Let’s just glide right past what is probably the largest factor in the modern western world.

      1. commodious spittoon

        I prefer not to work. Now cut the check.

        1. hate_speech

          One check for $0 coming right up!

          1. AlexinCT

            Sounds like a government solution there.. And that check will prolly cost the tax payer $10 per to the tune of 250 million people…

          2. hate_speech

            WHY DO YOU HATE THE CHILDREN!?

          3. AlexinCT

            The fuckers are needy?

          4. Bobarian LMD

            They’re sticky and sometimes shit themselves?

          5. hate_speech

            They’re sticky and sometimes shit themselves?

            And yet you hang out here…

    5. leon

      “working women have often been forced to accept lower wages,”

      If this is true then they should report those people for slave labor.

      “(Oracle denied the allegations.)”

      I know allegations in your worldview show guilt, but little real evidence had been shown since it’s still being litigated. Still here is one shining example the DOL put forth.

      “The company “preferred Asian recent college and university graduates to all others,” the OFCCP charges. To back that claim it offered this statistic: of some 500 hires of recent grads between 2013 and 2016, 90 percent were Asian.

      The population of recent grads Oracle would be targeting based on their relevant studies and the type of available positions is 65 percent Asian, by contrast, the complaint states”

      That’s right they hired too many Asians. Everyone knows that the demographics of CS degrees look exactly like the makeup of the rest of the campus.

      1. Fatty Bolger

        The population of recent grads Oracle would be targeting based on their relevant studies and the type of available positions

        Did they all graduate with identical grades and accomplishments? I would bet not.

        1. This will be followed by a drive to condense the college record to a single checkbox “attended”, which can be checked even if the student never showed up for class.

      2. prolefeed

        You know someone has jumped the shark when hiring minorities based on merit is considered by them evidence of discrimination against minorities.

        What’s next, suing the NFL for discrimination for hiring too many black players and no women at all?

        1. The Last American Hero

          Do you even intersectionalize, brah?

  17. Drake

    This whole college admissions scandal is going to be fun to watch.

    The crazy part is that colleges aren’t very hard to get into these days if you aren’t worried about the cost (like pretty much all of thee people). We are going through the application process right now with my son who is a mediocre student with decent SAT’s. I was actually surprised at some of the schools that accepted him.

    1. Count Potato

      So you saying there is going to be a new Drake Library at Princeton?

      1. Drake

        Sure – right next to the Wilson School of Government.

        1. Rhywun

          Ah, the mists of time… I remember wayyy back in 2015 when some woke students wanted to memory-hole a Democrat, and it didn’t work. A simpler time.

      2. The Last American Hero

        I knew he was saving up those checks from the Koch brothers. Those stipends add up over time.

    2. Tonio

      Look at the retention rates of those schools. Ie, what percent of freshmen return for their sophomore year? What percent of freshman graduate?

      These schools often have liberal admission policies but have things structured so as to flunk out a huge percent of their freshman classes. Also look at how the ratio of freshmen to other years compares with that of schools with better graduation rates.

    3. Old Man With Candy

      It is still a total mystery to me why any of this is criminal. It’s private schools.

      1. Suthenboy

        I just assumed that those schools take govt money. I could be wrong.

      2. Tonio

        ETS (Educational Testing Service) and the other people who own and profit from those admissions tests might have a valid fraud or breach of contract against the prep companies, but that’s about it.

      3. Drake

        Fraud? Bribery?

        Taking bribes to get a kind into school because he’s tennis player even though he sucks and won’t make the team.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          I don’t buy that. Private transaction, just like slipping the maitre-d’ a twenty for a better table.

          1. leon

            Wait! That’s how you get the good table?!

          2. Jarflax

            I’m with OMWC here. Why in the hell is this a criminal matter? If the school thinks it was deceived kick the kids out, and sue or blacklist the testing company. The outrage smacks of envy. Envy is bad m’kay, just say no.

      4. Spartacus

        I think a good percentage of the charges were because after giving money to the counselor’s “charity,” they then tried to write it off.

        1. invisible finger

          That’s tax fraud, not mail fraud (which is the only charge that I heard)

          1. The Last American Hero

            Mail fraud is fake news. Nobody sends things by mail anymore.

          2. Brasidas

            Isn’t mail fraud one of those charges prosecutors pile on to threaten 900 year jail sentences so that people will sign plea deals?

      5. invisible finger

        UCLA isn’t private.

      6. ChipsnSalsa

        Probably a government form that was filled out fraudulently, and then sent through the US postal service. Horror of horrors is a double felony!

    4. Spartacus

      I’m more amazed that people are willing to pay the cost for the “elite” schools. There are lots of good state universities that are far cheaper. 4 years of tuition at my university is $24K for in-state students. Our last tuition increase was in 2012.

      1. Tonio

        They have become luxury brands. This is about that.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Bingo

          The parents receive social status based on the school that their children go to.

      2. invisible finger

        How do you think they became elite in the first place? Shit’s been going on for over a century.

      3. AlexinCT

        Credentials is what matter in today’s system. Actually being able to do anything of value is of no importance at all, as the massive amount of failure without consequences from our credentialed elite class clearly proves…

      4. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        That’s about what I pay for my son’s college too. It’s a bargain. What gets you is the room and board if you stay in the dorms. That triples the overall cost.

    5. Suthenboy

      Any school will do. Once you get a job no one gives a shit where you went only what you can produce. This scandal is about people who imagine that they are part of some sort of aristocracy.

      1. Pat

        Once you get a job no one gives a shit where you went only what you can produce.

        Depends a whoooooole lot on the job. Finance, law, and government still have very strong alumni benefits.

        1. leon

          ^^^this. And my Econ Degree from The People’s University Of Utah is basically worthless.

          1. Old Man With Candy

            I should sue them. My chem degree was from a top 10 department, then they turned Stan Pons loose and devastated the reputation.

          2. leon

            Yeah… That only barely beats out the Department of “we only hire Marxists” economics.

            Though it adds context to why they were so happy that Mario Capecchi won the Nobel.

          3. Sensei

            Did I mention the number of washed out Chem E majors in my finance classes at Fighting Blue Hens U?

          4. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Heh, my son enjoys chemistry to the point that he annoys me with chemistry puns. I told him that if he wants to pursue it that he needs to be serious, because the programs don’t cut anybody any slack.

          5. Sensei

            Right! Those guys might have been the bottom of the barrel for Chem E, but they blew the curve for the rest of us.

            The good news was that during my days before insane grade inflation, they had to overcome a heck of hurdle to get their GPA above a 3.0 so they could gain admission to the business college. Usually it took them until senior year to pull it off.

          6. Tejicano

            In my freshman year we had over 800 Mechanical Engineering majors. When I graduated there were fewer than 80 of us left.

          7. Sensei

            Tejicano – somewhat OT – I started out with 17 people in my Japanese 101 adult education class here in NYC.

            After year 6+ I’m the only one left. The one person who started with me got fed up with the school and quite earlier this year.

          8. commodious spittoon

            What do you mean? I hear it’s only five, ten years from bearing out.

          9. Jarflax

            Old Mormon With Candy? Do we need to change your brackets?

        2. Sensei

          So much this!

      2. Drake

        True in the real world unless you are in a really technical field. But if you can’t get into an engineering program on your own, that may not be the field for you anyhow.

      3. invisible finger

        You really think these privileged kids were trying to get job skills?

        1. Bobarian LMD

          The only real benefit of the ‘elite’ schools is the networking opportunities.

      4. Suthenboy

        My son majored in business at LSU. His degree is one the school hands out like confetti. He got a job and learned a business. 2 years later he opened his own business. He is 26 now and has 4 locations. He plans on having 8 by this time next year. The education gave him a starting block, that is all.
        I have had numerous conversations with him about people his age and their work ethic, life decisions, etc.
        His primary complaint is that they have a sense of entitlement and that cripples their ability for success, and more, they dont seem to care.

        1. Suthenboy

          In short, he is running circles around those privileged kids.

      5. AlexinCT

        Any school will do. Once you get a job no one gives a shit where you went only what you can produce.

        If you work for government you don’t need to do any of this work shit…

  18. Count Potato

    “Stormy Daniels slams Avenatti, says Cohen is ‘dumber than herpes’ at DC event”

    https://nypost.com/2019/03/12/stormy-daniels-slams-avenatti-says-cohen-is-dumber-than-herpes-at-dc-event/

    I guess if anyone would know.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      That’s one classy broad right there.

    2. hate_speech

      Usually she is the one getting slammed!

    3. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

      And just like herpes, she persisted.

  19. Pat

    Woman attacked by jaguar says Arizona zoo should consider ‘moving fence’

    A woman who was mauled by a jaguar at an Arizona zoo said she was in the “wrong” but that the zoo should consider moving the fence.

    The woman, identified as Leanne, was visiting the Wildlife World Zoo near Phoenix on Saturday when she decided to take a selfie with a black jaguar.

    According to Leanne, it was a good opportunity for pictures, as the cats were pressed up against the cage.

    To take the photo, Leanne leaned over the security barrier with her camera – allowing the cat to reach through the wire fence and scratch her.

    Following the incident, the woman, who is in her 30s, told CBS: “The black jaguar was up against the fence and we happened to be walking by and we said: ‘Hey let’s get some good pictures.’”

    She then acknowledged she was “in the wrong for leaning over the barrier,” but thinks “maybe the zoo should look into moving their fence back”.

    Everybody else is gonna have to look at the animals through binoculars because you were retarded enough to lean over into an enclosure with a 200 pound big cat.

    1. Just make the fence taller, and make the woman pay for it.

      1. Nephilium

        But that’s not fair, she’s suffered enough. The rich should pay for it!

        /prog

      2. invisible finger

        Make the jaguar pay for it.

        1. AlexinCT

          I am surprised they didn’t put the thing down for actually showing the selfie getting cunt that she shouldn’t think her perception of nature created from watching Disney movies was an accurate one.

          1. pan fried wylie

            *selfie snapping snatchbeast

            You’re not even trying Al.

    2. Count Potato

      They just need to stop rescuing people who go over the barrier. Who knows, that kid with Harambe could have grown up to be Tarzan.

      1. leon

        +2 new additions to the exhibit

    3. Slammer

      How about if we just let anyone who wants to take selfies with large predator animals go ahead and do it?

      We can take pictures of them taking selfies in the enclosures.

      1. Spartacus

        This. In fact, I’ll take the picture if they just go over there and stand next to the big kitty.

        1. Spartacus

          They could even have “selfie day” where they just unlock the cages and let the animals come out to pose with people.

          1. pan fried wylie

            Your idea won’t work because the animals will be too busy eating each other to eat the subhumans.

      2. Tonio

        Works for me!

      3. Raston Bot

        at the bare minimum the zoo should move the fence closer to the barrier.. or maybe remove the barrier and let people get as close to the cage as they want. okay, maybe have a short barrier to keep toddlers who don’t know any better from getting closer. actually, a toddler probably takes one look at a giant cat and instinct kicks in and the toddler a. shits their diaper, and b. runs away.

        1. Last time we took toddler trshmnstr to the zoo, she was scared of everything but the lemurs

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            LOL. The first time I took my son to the zoo, one of the panthers was stalking him like an afternoon snack.

        2. Fourscore

          I can see “Petting Zoo” written all over that proposal

    4. Suthenboy

      200? I dont know the size of the one that clawed the dummy but jaguars are the tigers of the Americas. They are big motherfuckers. Some injuns tried to sell me a hide in…a south american country… off of one they had shot. It was nine feet long tail to nose. That is as big as a bengal tiger. Fortunately the jaguar evolved in a people-less environment so it doesnt see us a prey and rarely attacks people, but it is still a giant meat eating cat. What she did was unbelievably dumb.

        1. Suthenboy

          I see the chart. I am just telling you what the tape measure said.

        2. Jarflax

          Fake news! If she weights 125 kilos she is NOT a cougar

          1. AlexinCT

            Chub-chasers will challenge you on that..

          2. pan fried wylie

            Cub-chasers won’t though…

        3. whiz

          Referring to the chart, a kg is not a unit of weight. /pedant

  20. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Progsplaining Is The Best Splaining

    I had an ex-friend who said he is proud that he is white and proud of his race. He said “white pride”. Now he isn’t a nazi or anything but still. I am a person of color and I found it racist- i told him this and he asked my why it was racist- he asked me why I am allowed to say black pride but he isn’t. I didn’t have a come back. Any help?

    You’re right that “white pride” is a thing reinforcing racism.

    This clip breaks it down really well. As will a google search of “white pride” vs “black pride”, which reveals what’s inherent in each label.

    To have pride in whiteness is to have pride in its supposed supremacy. To have pride in blackness means to have pride in a designation that the social order prescribes as lesser. It is a reclamation.

    It has to do w/ what connotations are attached to having pride in black or white (or brown etc) racial designations. The connotations are based on the history of how race was constructed. Whiteness and blackness both being constructed in ways that supported their place in the social hierarchy, mean different things when one expresses pride in them.

    1. Pat

      Well if it makes them feel any better, I’m ashamed to share a species with them.

    2. WTF

      “‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean-neither more nor less.’ ‘The question is’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’ ‘The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘which is to be master-that’s all.’”

    3. Old Man With Candy

      Department of Conversations That Never Happened

      1. commodious spittoon

        “My white friend doubted Jussie Smollett’s story when it broke, and keeps rubbing it in now that it’s been revealed for a hoax. How can I make him stop telling me, ‘I told you so’?”

        1. Jarflax

          Hire some Nigerians from the US to beat you up and blame him?

    4. Count Potato

      They both should be allowed to say it, even though in both cases it’s a stupid thing to say. Being born white or black isn’t an accomplishment.

      1. leon

        Well in America, being born black did mean you might have had to fight off the abortion doc.

      2. Certified Public Asshat

        I’m proud to have a pre-disposition for colon cancer.

    5. Suthenboy

      I am proud to live in Obama’s post-racial America.

      1. AlexinCT

        Well said Suthen…

    6. “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”

  21. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: A Moral Calculus For Retards

    With every suicide, there are many losers and few, if any winners. Even with the latter, the gains accruing to them as a result of an antinatalists suicide are highly trivial at most and often outright nonexistent. This includes any alleged gains antinatalism’s critics say would accrue to sweatshop workers (namely that a suicide denies the sweatshop a paying customer), implying antinatalists should commit suicide if they are to remain true to the Least Suffering Principle. However, not only would suicide fail to meaningfully reduce these sufferings, it would more likely increase them, namely by denying to legitimate garment factories or coffee plantations (“sweat-free” and Fair Trade™) paying customers (and hence profits). This reduces the number of people who “vote with their wallet” to stop worker exploitation, which in turn reduces the strength of the movement to raise living standards for exploited workers. Therefore, whatever trivial gains the sweatshop workers obtain through the suicide of a customer is more than offset by the admittedly equally trivial opportunity loss a sweat-free garment factory or Fair Trade™ coffee grower suffers from the needless loss of a potential paying customer.

    Click thru for charts and math….

    1. Count Potato

      WTF am I reading?

      1. Pat

        Some idiot’s special pleading that even though life is suffering, he has a social obligation to whinge incessantly for the duration of his natural life rather than cut it short.

    2. invisible finger

      You’re going to rot your mind with this stuff, Scruffy.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        My neurologist said it was too late anyway.

        1. Count Potato

          I think you mentioned something about having an MRI? I hope it isn’t anything serious.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Nah, although there were some indications of white privilege in my amygdala.

    3. Jarflax

      I think the gains from an anti-natalist suicide are higher than claimed. You have to assign a proper value to the blessed silence.

  22. Drake

    Florida Senator proposes bill to strip gun owners of their Second, Fourth, and Fifth Amendment Rights if they exercise their First Amendment Rights.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Pending that, he wanted parents to call the police on their children if they saw them posting pictures and videos with guns online.

      Fuck you Jason Pizzo Shit

    2. Raston Bot

      for some reason, and this Florida bill is far from the only example, pols see the intersection of “shall not be infringed” and “make no law” and think it’s an open invitation to regulate.

    3. Suthenboy

      This is part of that eradicate the culture crap, isnt it? The left is nothing if not on script.

    4. WTF

      Apparently Florida is trying to become New Jersey.

    5. leon

      Checking with lawyer to see if selling Jason Pizzo targets is valid 1st amendment.

    6. Spartacus

      I notice he decided to have his press conference in front of a house with bars on the windows.

    7. Jarflax

      There’s no question that if you’re a parent and have a dependent child in your home, what they are doing, what they have access to, and what goes on under your roof are your business. How you handle that parental authority is your call, or it should be. Depending on circumstances, alerting the police may be a viable option. Just be aware that their vested interest in their own safety, and the protocols they will follow to ensure it, will take precedence, and you may come to regret that you didn’t try to resolve matters another way.

      Veiled threat to kill the kids… Lovely.

  23. TW: Huffpost

    Trump Parrots Anti-Science Misinformation As He Readies Climate Change Panel

    After leaving Greenpeace in the mid-1980s, Moore co-chaired the nuclear energy front group Clean and Safe Energy Coalition until 2013. He pledged to remain an active member of the group following his resignation.

    He is both a policy adviser at the right-wing libertarian Heartland Institute, a group at the front of the climate denial movement, and a board member of the CO2 Coalition, a fringe think tank that argues humans and the planet benefit from carbon dioxide being pumped into the atmosphere.

    The CO2 Coalition emerged from the shadows in the weeks since news broke that Trump is preparing to convene an ad-hoc panel of scientists and researchers to challenge the scientific consensus that climate change is an immediate crisis driven by fossil fuels.

    1. Count Potato

      It only benefits humans who are dependent on agriculture.

    2. Pat

      Zealots hate an apostate more than a heathen

    3. Spartacus

      You have to understand that “human benefit” means that every single human on the planet benefits, and equally so. Anything else is a catastrophe. See Humpty-Dumpty quote by WTF above.

      1. AlexinCT

        I thought the AGW cult only considered anything related to this scam as a benefit if it allowed them to advance their marxist agenda? What did I get wrong?

        1. Spartacus

          Non-benefits are good too, because it allows them to say we’re doing it wrong and they should be put in charge.

    4. Suthenboy

      Is this some kind of last gasp for the AGW grifters? They are really pounding the drum hard. 12 years huh? In the past it was always 20 or 30 years. Why the jump? Panic?

      1. hate_speech

        Well they recently revised their reporting policy to switch from using the previous 30 years trend to instead use the previous 15 years and the predicted trend from their models for the next 15. Given how shitty (and overestimating!) those models are, are we surprised the doom window got cut in half?

        1. Given that the actual temperatures have been flat over the past 15 years, that should have extended the deadline indefinitely.

          1. hate_speech

            Well that’s where using the models comes in. No matter what data you feed them, they’ll model a steep increase.

  24. Nephilium

    For those who are interested, the BA has released the top 50 (by volume) craft and overall breweries in the US.

    1. Drake

      I don’t think of the first 3 as “craft” beers.

      1. Nephilium

        Yuengling, Boston, and Sierra Nevada? Keep in mind this is using the BA definition for craft, which is primarily a limit on production amount (which keeps getting upped), independence (ownership percentages), and making beer (though this percentage changed). The BA adjusts the rules on a semi-regular basis (which some, myself included) believe is to be able to keep Boston Beer in the fold. It would be embarrassing for them as an organization to explain why the craft output dropped by a huge amount the year after the rules finally excluded Boston Beer company from the BA. Sierra Nevada, I’d stick up for more, as they are still innovating, and are one of the grandfathers of the entire craft beer movement. Yuengling gets in since they’re still family owned.

        The part that’s starting to jump out to me is how many collectives are on the list now. You’ve got Duvel, CANarchy, Artisanal Brewing Ventures, and Gambrinus. Even I would be hard pressed to name all of the breweries that make up each of those (I cheated and looked up Gambrinus when the list crossed my news feed yesterday).

        1. robc

          The list has a different feel to it than 8-10 years ago when everyone was independent. Everyone knew this was coming, but it is interesting to see it play out.

      2. robc

        Yuengling wasn’t until the definition change a few years back, but the other two always have been.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Originally, Boston brewed regionally, contracting through independent brewers. Their lager in upstate NY was significantly different (and better) then it was in MO/KS or in CA.

    2. robc

      New Glarus at #16 while distributing to exactly 1 state.

      1. MikeS

        That’s pretty damned impressive.

    3. Raston Bot

      i did not know Founders was 30% owned by Mahou San Miguel.

      1. You should see the Founders Mansion a few blocks away from my house. I run past it a few times a month on my jogging route.
        https://www.mlive.com/business/west-michigan/2015/06/see_the_house_that_founders_bu.html

      2. robc

        They payed a lot for that 30%.

      3. Nephilium

        They sold a stake several years ago to expand production and distribution, and it’s paid off for Founder’s.

        1. robc

          Particularly, didn’t it get them distribution in Europe?

          1. Nephilium

            It did. Of course, there were also breweries such as Brooklyn Brewing and a couple others that found their own distribution path. I was entertained when I was in Dublin, walked into a pub, and they were advertising a Tap Takeover for Founders…

          2. robc

            I find Tap Takeovers in general to be weird things.

            I get them as marketing, but as a consumer, I don’t want to be constrained to a single brewery.

          3. Nephilium

            There’s a couple during Cleveland Beer Week that are worthwhile. As an example, there’s one that’s annual where Bell’s brings out their rarities, and does special tappings every hour or so. It’s not like you’re going to find multiple vintages of Black Note on tap on a regular basis. The only other times I really see them around here is when a new brewery comes to the area. And even then they choose a place with 20+ taps so they really only takeover about half the taps.

          4. robc

            Agreed on all of that (a Bell’s tap takeover was probably my favorite), it is more in theory than practice that it bothers me.

            The night before Great Taste, all the bars around Madison are doing tap takeovers, I liked the one that was basically 3 different tap takeovers, about 10 beers each across 30 taps.

  25. Censorship in gaming — an all-too-comfortable relationship

    Both Wolfenstein: The New Order and the sequel Wolfenstein: The New Colossus were both censored in Germany because they portray Nazi symbols and figures.

    Instead of calling them Nazis in the German edition of the game, they were known as “The Regime”. Up until August 2018, Germany had a strict rule of not showing any Nazi imagery in video games.

    This rule meant that Nazi images like swastikas were changed to other patterns. Even Hitler’s moustache was removed. He’s also not referred to as “Fuhrer” in Germany but is known as Chancellor.

    1. Count Potato

      Maybe that’s why the Wonder Woman movie was WW1 not WW2? Although I don’t think Germany is that big a market.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Everybody knows that when a German sees a swastika, they immediately transform into a Einsatzgruppen officer.

  26. I appreciate the work janitors do, this isn’t a gripe about them. This is a gripe about the manager who decided that it would be a great idea to have the janitors work during the normal workday on tasks such as cleaning the bathrooms. I know my co-workers are horrible, but there is no good reason I should have to cross the building several times on multiple floors to find one bathroom not closed for cleaning.

    1. Drake

      Employee wellness? Think of all the extra steps you’re getting in while pinching a loaf walking like a cowboy.

      1. AlexinCT

        OK…..

    2. Spartacus

      For some reason, at my university bathroom cleaning time is from about 10 am to 2 pm. Every day.

      1. Same at my office. 2 or 3 cleanings between 10:30am and 2pm.

        It’s like they’re trying to justify their existence. Oh, and we only have the one bathroom in our office, so unless I want to walk across the street to the gym, I’m SOL.

      2. AlexinCT

        They got to many complaints about floaters and scatter shots, and are doing it now during the day to clean up the crap some of the dirty fucks in your company are causing when they do their business?

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      Be glad they get cleaned… ugh

      1. Spartacus

        I’m glad they get cleaned. It’s just that about 10:15 am every day, classes end, several hundred students spill out into the hallways in my building (not counting the ones waiting for the next class) and…bathroom closed!

  27. Pat

    Dutch ‘blunder building’ bans dancing

    Dutch civil servants have been warned off dancing in their staff restaurant for fear that the floors of their renovated building might not take the strain.

    The foreign ministry has circulated a memo saying safety concerns mean they should also avoid over-stacking photocopier paper, placing a second row of chairs around conference room tables, or installing heavy cupboards and safes in their offices, the NOS public broadcaster reports.

    King Willem-Alexander himself opened the building in The Hague in November 2017 after extensive renovation work, but it has been plagued by staff complaints from the start.

    Rijnstraat 8 also houses the infrastructure and water ministry as well as the immigration and asylum services, and the 6,000 staff told a workplace survey that they have to cope with lack of privacy, a serious shortage of workstations, and “dark and depressing” decor, among other indignities.

    This prompted Foreign Minister Halbe Zijlstra to have the black walls repainted white soon after the building re-opened, but complaints have kept coming.

    Government minister Raymond Knops had to assure parliament last year that stairs will be evened out after two civil servants injured themselves falling over steps in what critics have taken to calling the “blunder building”.

    1. invisible finger

      Client 2: I don’t know we need to worry too much about strengthening that. After all, these are not meant to be luxury flats.

      Client 1: Absolutely. If we make sure the tenants are of light build and relatively sedentary and if the weather’s on our side, I think we have a winner here.

    2. Jarflax

      Dutch Top Men build true socialism, not ‘buildings’; it’s a more human priority.

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      Wait, the 2x6s weren’t for the floor joists?

      1. Bobarian LMD

        What’s a joist?

        /Dutch crew

        1. pan fried wylie

          yoistenfluur?

  28. The Democrats’ baffling socialist swoon

    It would be one thing if the term were accurate and precise. Then perhaps it would make sense for Democrats to attempt the hard work of trying to persuade the electorate to change its negative views of the socialist idea. But it doesn’t make sense because the term is neither accurate nor precise. It’s a foggy, unfocused concept that tells voters very little about what its exponents believe in or want to achieve. That makes its political deployment doubly misguided.

    My favorite definition of socialism, because it so well captures the dreamy, circular, and largely contentless character of the way it is usually invoked, comes from Irving Howe, the New York intellectual, founder of Dissent magazine, and a life-long figure on the social-democratic left. Howe famously defined socialism as “the name of our desire,” with the “our” referring to highly literate, non-Stalinist leftists like himself. Socialism is what people like Howe desired. But what was that exactly? Something better than capitalism and communism. Something between them, presumably. Yet this desire apparently had no concrete object in the world. It remained a mere idea.

    The definition fits what many on the left seem to be advocating now. It’s certainly not capitalism as it currently manifests itself in the United States. And don’t even think of suggesting that it resembles the hyperinflationary, blacked-out mess in Venezuela. But neither is it anything close to what we got from neoliberal shills like Bill Clinton and Barack Obama.

    1. invisible finger

      Non-Stalinist leftists have never existed except in the egos of Stalinist-leftists.

      1. PieInTheSky

        I like it when twitter socialists say USSR was not real communism but if you scroll to their tweet you see they desire to do the same things to the “bourgeois”

        1. Suthenboy

          Yes. They never seem to be able to explain exactly how these failed states are not real communism when they have exactly the same policies.

          1. Jarflax

            To be fair none of the failed States claimed to be real communism. That was the running joke about the five year plans in the USSR, “True Communism is just 5 years away!” True Communism is the magical end state that occurs after the gulags have made new soviet man and the dictatorship of the proletariat has faded away. It’s the pie in the sky (apologies) by and by for the red religion.

          2. AlexinCT

            There is more reality in the old fables and children stories or the myths of old religions than there ever will be in any marxist dream. Marxist shit can only produce nightmares.

        2. Michael

          I like it when Twitter socialists claim that and subsequently get slapped down by some low brow mutant tankie proclaiming that bread lines and mass graves are precisely the idea.

    2. Suthenboy

      I see socialists cant open their mouths without prefacing everything they say with “Don’t talk about Venezuela!”

      It would be hilarious if it weren’t so tragic.

      1. AlexinCT

        If you ignore history Suthen, what usually happens?

        These people seem to think the answer to their idiotic desires is to apply the Ostrich defense to any criticism or intrusion by reality.

    3. Pat

      Feature, not a bug. People can project whatever utopian hopes and dreams they have onto a term with no real meaning. It’s how the country coalesced behind Obama.

      1. Raphael

        -1 Hope
        -1 Change

    4. commodious spittoon

      It’s a foggy, unfocused concept that tells voters very little about what its exponents believe in or want to achieve.

      But that won’t stop ’em working it good and hard.

  29. PieInTheSky

    So what is the tl;dr on the Boeing’s 737 MAX 8. Is it safe?

    1. Sure but you may want to pack your own parachute.

      1. PieInTheSky

        I think they are temporarily grounded in the EU…

        1. No wonder your arms are so tired.

  30. UK:

    Only socialist planning can save the planet: Build a mass working-class struggle to achieve it!

    The only solution is to take major industry out of private hands in order to enable the development of a democratic socialist plan of production. Jeremy Corbyn should immediately pledge that an incoming Labour government would prevent all job losses by nationalising Honda Swindon under democratic working-class control.

    This would not mean having to continue to produce polluting petrol cars. On the contrary, an appeal should be made to the Honda workers to propose alternative, environmentally friendly production the plant could be turned to.

    The possibilities for this were shown in the past when, in 1976, the Lucas Aerospace workers produced an alternative plan to show how their weapons manufacturing plant could be turned to making a wide variety of socially useful products, from electric wheelchairs to kidney dialysis machines.

    I’m sure Honda will just go along with this.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Give them credit for being consistently irredeemably stupid.

      1. Suthenboy

        I dont know that that even rises to stupid. It looks like pure insanity to me. It reminds me of the city council woman in…Seattle?….that wanted to have the workers seize the Boeing Factory and turn it to produce…city buses. It really is a special kind of delusion.

        1. AlexinCT

          If you can accept the delusion that collectivism is good and can work, you can accept any idiotic idea, no mater how far fetched. I am surprised that these socialists have not told us that the difference between all the failed socialist experiments and what they want to do is that they have magic on their side and that will finally make it work…

    2. Pat

      Rabid anti-Semites nationalizing major industries. Hmmmmmm

    3. leon

      “democratic socialist plan of production. ”

      Here’s the plan: we didn’t plan for Libertarians, conservatives liberals, lukewarm progressives, farmers, programmers, writers, journalists, professors, etc. to be a part of society, so if you could go starve.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    The only solution is to take major industry out of private hands in order to enable the development of a democratic socialist plan of production. Jeremy Corbyn should immediately pledge that an incoming Labour government would prevent all job losses by nationalising Honda Swindon under democratic working-class control.

    This would not mean having to continue to produce polluting petrol cars. On the contrary, an appeal should be made to the Honda workers to propose alternative, environmentally friendly production the plant could be turned to.

    Sounds legit.

    1. Suthenboy

      I knew an old guy in Mexico…a German ex-patriot (if you know what I mean)…who upon any mention of communists would turn beet red and through clenched teeth say “There is only one way you can deal with them”. Then he would make pistol hand and snap his thumb down.

      1. The Last American Hero

        To be fair, he said the same about Jews, the mentally disabled, cripples, gypsies, and gays.

        1. What’s the finger sign for gas showers?… Ohhhh, now I get why all the Marxists are so fond of uptwinkle!

  32. Count Potato

    “New York’s freshman congressman, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has, like, a lot to say, lol.

    Over the course of a wide-ranging 80-minute interview at South by Southwest on Saturday, the 29-year-old left-wing lightning rod let loose a litany of “likes,” “you knows,” and “whatevers.”

    In between calling America “garbage,” capitalism “irredeemable,” and President Reagan racist, AOC said “like” no fewer than 71 times, “you know” at least 34 times, and “whatever” five times.

    She also said “ummm” too many times for us to count. The popular progressive personality also has a penchant for peppering her prose with, “I think” and “I guess.””

    https://news.grabien.com/story-aoc-sxsw-you-know-whatever-you-know-montage

    1. Raphael

      This is our “boss”. This is who is “in charge.”

    2. Pat

      But the fact that she’s dumber than her food and speaks like an inarticulate suburban 8th grader is what makes her so totes relatable! YASSSSSSS QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!

    3. leon

      I’ll say as :shudders: part of her generation, peppering your language with those phrases is a sign that you want acceptance and are testing the waters. Also it can be used to make you feel like you aren’t being aggressive… You know?

      1. Raston Bot

        holy shit. that is sad.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      She’s an idiot, a useful idiot with a superiority complex.

      You would think that someone in the public eye would attempt to reduce the number of “likes” they use. I catch myself in conversation and feel embarrassed by it.

      If you’re going to say something, understand it and mean it. Otherwise shut your trap.

      1. Pat

        I have an annoying verbal tic where I too often end sentences with “you know what I mean?”, but fortunately I’m so stiff and anxious around people I don’t know that I’m constantly scrutinizing everything I say or think so I’m able to keep a lid on it until you get to know me.

        1. Suthenboy

          Shouldn’t you have ended that comment with “…you know what I mean?”

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I know what you mean.

        3. Suthenboy

          Looks like you have done it now Pat. You are gonna get ribbed forever about that. You know what I mean?

          1. Pat

            I would be disappointed with all of you if you didn’t.

          2. Fourscore

            I won’t rib you ’cause I don’t know what you are saying. In fact, I don’t know what most of the people here are saying. I understand “Uffda” and then I lose track of the conversation.

          3. Bobarian LMD

            Ribbed for our pleasure?

    5. invisible finger

      That doesn’t bother me, makes it sound like it’s not rehearsed.

      The scary part is the content she comes up with after attempting to think about the questions asked.

      1. Suthenboy

        No shit. Her desire to force banks that provided capital loans to companies that contracted to build pipelines if those lines leak is indicative of how far from the levers of power the little commie should be kept. Looking at shit like that makes me wonder how it took so long for Venezuela to collapse.

        Speaking of which, what is the over/under on how long before Maduro has a lamp post named after him? Days? hours?

        1. invisible finger

          Seems like it will be months.

    6. Michael

      Whoever edited that deserves a medal. The applause break at the beginning is golden.

    7. Rasilio

      That’s because the ideas are not her own.

      I mean I am sure she believes them but it is pretty clear she does not actually understand them. She is more like an actress memorizing lines than someone with an actual political position which makes sense given how she came to be a member of Congress. She literally answered a Justice Democrats casting call.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h5iv6sECGU

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        don’t look at it, don’t look at it, don’t look at it.

        I looked.

  33. Pat

    Uber to pay $20 million to settle long-running legal battle with drivers

    SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – Uber Technologies Inc has agreed to pay $20 million to settle a lawsuit brought by drivers nearly six years ago, according to court filings, resolving one of its many legal battles with drivers ahead of a hotly anticipated initial public offering this year.

    Drivers for the ride-hailing company argued in the lawsuit that they are employees, not independent contractors, as Uber has classified them, and therefore entitled to certain wage protections and reimbursement for their expenses.

    The settlement amount is one-fifth of the settlement offer Uber proposed in 2016 to resolve the case, valued at up to $100 million, which U.S. District Judge Edward Chen at the time rejected as inadequate.

    1. Congratulations, Drivers, you’ve just lawyered yourselves out of a job.

      1. AlexinCT

        Sounds like the whole union issue in good old Detroit…

  34. Count Potato

    “Researchers launch neutral-sounding ‘Q’ that’s neither male nor female to fight bias in smart assistants”

    http://www.genderlessvoice.com/share

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6796065/Gender-neutral-voice-assistant-developed-combat-gender-bias-artificial-intelligence.html

    But does it like boobs?

    1. Conspiracy theories, probably.

    2. leon

      Does ze lecture you if you misgender zit?

      1. No, you disappear in a diamond-shaped flash of light, never to be seen again.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s nice to know Ari Shapiro continues to find gainful employment.

    4. Suthenboy

      That sounds exciting.

      1. Not a fan of her earlier work, but I’ve got to admit she’s won me over. Granted, part of that was my heavy anti-Apple bias.

        1. Suthenboy

          You put a bug in your house? i think you can hack that thing to listen in on your neighbors.

          1. Count Potato

            There is pornstar named Siri.

  35. straffinrun

    Stop off for a beer or go straight home? Oh, who am I kidding.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      Huh?

      Maybe don’t get blackout drunk at the Japanese gay bar and you will still be straight when you head home.

      1. AlexinCT

        Sound advice…

        And if someone approaches you and asks you “If you go camping, drink a ton, wake up with your ass covered in vaseline and hurting, do you tell anyone?” run for the hills.

    2. Tejicano

      Well, if you stop off for a beer you can always go home later. But if you go home without stopping off for a beer you will only be going home.

      Seems more productive to accomplish both goals.

      1. commodious spittoon

        It’s on the way, like running an errand.

      2. Fourscore

        You can always go home when there is no place else to go.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Shocked, I tell you!

    “This is an unfortunate example of the lengths to which people will go to circumvent and manipulate the college admission process, particularly to gain admission to highly selective colleges,” said Stefanie Niles, National Association for College Admission Counseling president and vice president for enrollment and communications at Ohio Wesleyan University.

    “If these allegations are true, they violate the essential premise of a fair and transparent college admissions process,” Ted Mitchell, president of the American Council on Education, the leading higher education lobbying group, said in a statement. “This alleged behavior is antithetical to the core values of our institutions, defrauds students and families, and has absolutely no place in American higher education.”

    The NCAA said the allegations are “troubling and should be a concern for all of higher education.”

    If the NCAA is troubled, that really means something.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The only thing that troubles the NCAA is finalizing the March Madness contract every year.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Stop off for a beer or go straight home? Oh, who am I kidding.

    Have a beer and think about it.

  38. Wednesday tittays.

    http://archive.li/Ni8YO

    We’re supposed to have a blizzard but the weather’s fine.

    1. Pat

      1>10R>19>25>7

        1. Pat

          Same, actually, but she’s getting into uncanny valley territory with the makeup and filters.

          1. prolefeed

            I wasn’t picking up on that, but if I were to rank by Real Doll-ish, she’d come in third behind 24 and 28.

    2. PieInTheSky

      1 works

      1. PieInTheSky

        Also 7 maybe 14

  39. How I accepted I’m an introvert – and learned to refuse invitations without guilt

    But when I thought about it, I knew it was true: I absolutely hate talking to people I don’t know. I would rather stumble around lost for hours than ask for directions. If I see a co-worker in the office kitchen, I turn and wait for them to leave rather than stay and chat. I swerve after-work drinks as a rule, and networking events feel like a complicated sort of torture. The majority of social interactions are routinely painful, and the only ones that are not involve a set of long-standing friends who I keep about me like the petulant child-queen of a medieval court.

    To me, there are few things more unendurable than counting down the minutes until you can reasonably leave a party without causing offence. For years, I have dragged myself to social gatherings, large and small, in fervent hope. “This time, it will be different.” And then I would go to the party, and a familiar disquiet would settle upon me like the sweet blood fug of a butcher’s shop, and I would feel so fatigued by it all that I would do what all well-meaning introverts do at social gatherings: get absolutely hammered.

    As I drank I became brash, boorish and shouty to compensate for how much I hated group socialising. Lots of introverts become very good at hiding their discomfort, and I was one of them. Few would have known how such interactions ground me down. How would they? I was a high-performing introvert in an extrovert’s garb. I would get back from parties and want to peel my skin off from the sheer relief of the performance being over, shrugging off my extrovert suit and collapsing into bed. The obligation was over – for now.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      She just sounds like an asshole.

      1. I’m an introvert. She’s an asshole.

    2. Pat

      As an introverted and anxious person I have sympathy for the general sentiment, but I can’t stand how “introvert” has turned into yet another snowflake buzzword the last 10 years or so.

      Go home and recuperate after you’ve fulfilled your social obligations, Karen, don’t lecture me about how empowered you are.

      1. I’m very much an introvert – but still like to socialize with friends and neighbors. And even meet new people – I just can’t do it for long without having to get some breathing room.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Is “breathing room” code for doing lines in the bathroom?

        2. Psycho Effer

          ^This. Being an introvert does not mean you are an anti-social misanthrope. Generally, it means that interacting with others requires more effort and that you need alone time to recharge your mental batteries. Extroverts, on the other hand, tend to be energized in situations with a lot of social interaction.

          1. Pat

            That’s the gist of the psychological definition, but even that has been turned into a trendy identity group, particularly in the business press with books like The Introvert Advantage and Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking (the former of which I actually read my senior year of college incorrectly thinking it might have some useful insights into shoehorning an introverted personality into a business career; it doesn’t). Seems to have particularly caught fire among women, since it serves as an additional means by which to claim workplace oppression.

          2. Count Potato

            I know what you mean.

          3. robc

            An introvert friend of mine (I am also, but he is more extreme) calls extroverts social vampires. Extroverts suck energy out of social situations, while introverts are drained by them.

          4. prolefeed

            I’m an introvert too, but I know not to take more than one drink at a party, so I can get the disinhibiting effects without the depressive effect that lets this author of this take their inner asshole out for a spin.

    3. leon

      I guess it works if you never want to be invited to anything again.

  40. Scientists have discovered a shape that blocks all sound–even your co-workers

    A team of Boston University researchers recently stuck a loudspeaker into one end of a PVC pipe. They cranked it up loud. What did they hear? Nothing.

    How was this possible? Did they block the other end of the pipe with noise canceling foams or a chunk of concrete? No, nothing of the sort. The pipe was actually left open save for a small, 3D-printed ring placed around the rim. That ring cut 94% of the sound blasting from the speaker, enough to make it inaudible to the human ear.
    The mathematically designed, 3D-printed acoustic metamaterial is shaped in such a way that it sends incoming sounds back to where they came from.

    Dubbed an “acoustic meta-material,” the ring was printed from a mathematically modeled design, shaped in such a way that it can catch certain frequencies passing through the air and reflect them back toward their source. Typical acoustic paneling works differently, absorbing sound and turning the vibrations into heat. But what’s particularly trippy is that this muffler is completely open. Air and light can travel through it–just sound cannot.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Now that is cool.

      I can think of more than a few applications, but small engine mufflers would benefit mightily.

      1. Drake

        Suppressors!

      2. hate_speech

        *Tapes PVC pipes over ears*

        WHAT???

      3. Pat

        Forget that shit, I would clad every external surface of my house in this material.

        1. The Last American Hero

          Or at least the room that leads to the well.

          1. Fourscore

            Do they make a size that fits a woman’s mouth? Asking for a friend…

          2. Pope Jimbo

            Duct tape works for my friend

      4. Count Potato

        Why the fuck are lawn mowers and leaf blowers so damn loud?

        1. hate_speech

          #2 thing I hate about moving to the South is the 5 months of constant leaf-blowing. Get a rake you assholes.

          1. pan fried wylie

            When you don’t have winter, the trees don’t conveniently drop their leaves just-once (or twice, fucking oaks) a year.

    2. invisible finger

      I guess BU really is ashamed of Occluded-Cortex.

    3. Rhywun

      That’s cool.

      *scrolls down, encounters “bottomless page”, considers raging, reads on*

      Meritocracy doesn’t exist, and believing it does is bad for you
      Simply holding meritocracy as a value seems to promote discriminatory behavior.

      Science!

      1. Suthenboy

        Discriminating against the incompetent. Monsters.

    4. Pope Jimbo

      So they made a 3D model of husband/father lips?

      I don’t understand the physics of it but my wife/kids seem to be unable to hear anything I say.

    5. “A team of Boston University researchers”

      Can they make an alumni filter?

  41. Drake

    The French genocide that leftist historians keep trying to sweep under the rug.

    1. You know who else… oh never mind.

    2. creech

      French Revolution got a bit out of hand. I was also reading a bit about the “Citizen Genet” affair in the U.S. that almost toppled George Washington and the nascent United States.
      Huge street riots in Phila., NY, Boston came pretty close to overthrowing the Constitution. Yellow Fever, not troops, pretty much ended Genet’s secret attempt to re-colonize the
      U.S. for the French. Years and years on, one of Genet’s descendants became the first official American flyer killed over France in WWI.

      1. Drake

        Thank you Ron Burgundy!

    3. commodious spittoon

      That was upsetting.

    4. Raston Bot

      Many bodies were skinned for their leather. On April 5 1794 at Clisson, General Crouzat’s soldiers burned 150 women alive to extract their fat to use as grease.

      okay, i think this story may be jumping the shark a little.

  42. PieInTheSky

    Every day this week at 11 01 the internet at work goes down for 20 minutes. No one knows why

    1. Sean

      Aliens

    2. leon

      That’s the time we try to send messages to Romanians instructing them how to resist Trump.

    3. Vampires – duh

    4. MikeS

      Hitler?

    5. AlexinCT

      They are rebooting it?

  43. The Late P Brooks

    It’s outrage, all the way down.

    Many less-prestigious sports are expensive to participate in, let alone excel at. They require investments like elaborate equipment, pool time, and private coaching. They overwhelmingly attract white players and even more disproportionately exclude black students. Just 160 of 7,277 women’s crew team members last year were black, according to NCAA data. Among water polo players, black athletes made up 31 of 2,263 team members.

    When special slots are set aside for these athletes at elite schools, they’re essentially designated for wealthy applicants who otherwise might not be accepted. According to a Harvard Crimson survey last fall, more than one-quarter of recruited athletes in the current freshman class come from families with incomes above $500,000. Just 12 percent of recruited athletes at Harvard come from families with incomes below $80,000. Yes, it’s a scandal that a few dozen rich and famous parents essentially bought college acceptance letters for their kids through a “side door.” But we shouldn’t fool ourselves into thinking the front door is so much more noble.

    Maybe we should just ban college.

    Send the students Young Pioneers to government indoctrination camps in the countryside.

    1. Suthenboy

      “…exclude black students.”

      They are excluded. It isnt that fewer blacks want to play water polo (really? Who wants to play water polo?) or crew it’s that the school is actively excluding them.

      1. Spartacus

        *I* want to play water polo. We didn’t have it as a varsity sport in college, but we did have a club team.
        We had it as an intramural sport here until about five years ago. My team won one year and finished second the next year. It’s fun to get your students into the pool and beat the shit out of them.

      1. Suthenboy

        They also do not offer these:

        https://list25.com/25-dumbest-sports-ever-created/

        Warning – click baity site

        1. robc

          Cheese rolling is awesome. I love those videos.

    2. “Maybe we should just ban college.”

      Oh I think higher ed is doing a perfectly fine job self-destructing all on its own.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      The NoDak navy another land locked naval force.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        The Wisconsin Navy.

        Never mix naval drinking traditions with Packer paint thinner drinking culture.

        1. CPRM

          Must be a transplant and not a real bread sconnie, passed out during daytime, rookie.

          1. MikeS

            I assume it’s the following morning.

          2. Bobarian LMD

            He’s only gone thru a mornings worth of beer, though.

    2. Missouri’s navy consists of “steamboats” on which you can gamble.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        in concrete moats that don’t move.

      2. mindyourbusiness

        Don’t forget the Branson Belle…

    1. invisible finger

      You’re not supposed to USE fabric softener on children’s pajamas!

      1. leon

        It’s Tide pods man, they just want free food.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      This bullshit will continue to grow so long as it is tolerated.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The College must provide winter housing to students at no charge. This housing must include a communal kitchen with dry goods from the food pantry available for all students.In the extreme case that housing cannot be provided to students during break due to housing probation, the school must provide a list of local low-cost, free, and/or accessible housing options for students.

      The College will designate housing with a minimum capacity for thirty students of color that is not contingent on the students expending any work or labor for the college. This housing option will be permanent and increase in space and size based on interest.

      Whose kids are these? What kind of asshole do you have to be to raise a little shit like this?

      1. Unfortunately the “good” generations seem to raise shitty ones. The Greatest Generation brought us the Baby Boomers and Gen X brought us Millennials.

        1. And yes, I’m collectivizing. Fuck off.

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          It would seem to be the Boomers that brought us the Millenials.

          Gen X is a little young too young to be responsible for the shithead generation.

          Accordingly, my parents were born just before WW2.

          1. Pat

            Yeah, Gen X’s kids are Gen Z. They’re as bad or worse though.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Not mine. My 16 year old was permanently immunized against leftism by the Covington Incident.

          3. Both my kids hate Fortnite, and my son loves Alex Jones (ironically, of course)

        3. Rasilio

          yeah some millennial have Gen X parents but as a general rule most Gen X’ers waited till they were in their late 20’s to have kids which has most children of Gen X parents being born after 1995 and 1996 is the currently accepted end of the millennial generation.

          Millennials are by and large the children of Boomers second families as Boomers were the first generation (and possibly only generation) to have a common life pattern where they married young, had a kid or two, got divorced, remarried and had more kids.

          Earlier generations had kids spread across 2 generations as well but it was more typically the result of their having a lot of kids spread over many years in a single family

      2. Drake

        I looked up the school. The place sounds like it was a liberal insane asylum long before most colleges went that way.

        The College was originally intended to provide instruction in the arts and humanities for women.[9] A major component of the College’s early curriculum was “productive leisure,”

        1. creech

          Yes, the founder was a 1890s progressive. Ironically, he made his fortune in pharmaceuticals which, in those days, was quack elixirs loaded with alcohol and narcotics.

          1. Count Potato

            Too bad they stopped selling them.

      3. Rhywun

        Nearly all children nowadays were horrible. What was worst of all was that by means of such organizations as the Spies they were systematically turned into ungovernable little savages, and yet this produced in them no tendency whatever to rebel against the discipline of the Party. On the contrary, they adored the Party and everything connected with it…. All their ferocity was turned outwards, against the enemies of the State, against foreigners, traitors, saboteurs, thought-criminals. It was almost normal for people over thirty to be frightened of their own children.

    4. Suthenboy

      I have no sympathy. Frankenstein’s monster is a self-solving problem.
      I will pop the corn.

      1. AlmightyJB

        As long as they’re not paying for it with my tax dollars, I don’t care. Next protest is why did our tuition go up so high?

        1. MikeS

          It’s already $53,000

          ?

    5. MikeS

      Several of Abrams’ colleagues met with [president Cristle Collins] Judd to discuss the vandalism and express their view that such acts could not be tolerated. Judd agreed, but did not pledge to take any further actions. These professors thought she seemed scared that the students might hold more protests, creating a public relations disaster, according to Abrams.

      The lunatics are in charge of the asylum.

      1. invisible finger

        “such acts could not be tolerated. Judd agreed, but did not pledge to take any further actions. ”

        So the acts are being tolerated then.

    6. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      The older sister from “10 Things I Hate About You” wanted to go to Sarah Lawrence. Enough said

      1. Rasilio

        Yeah but I so totally would have anyway.

    7. wdalasio

      My late wife went to Sarah Lawrence. She wanted to go to a conservatory to study theater, but her parents pretty much told her that wasn’t an option. From what she told me it was always a left-wing shit show. Mostly with approval from the faculty. That and most of the girls who went there were really vicious bitches.

      1. invisible finger

        Precisely why I wanted to go to a commuter school. “High School With Dorms” seemed like a stupid concept.

    1. Count Potato

      “Lori Loughlin’s daughter cashed in on student status after alleged bribery scheme

      After actress Lori Loughlin allegedly bribed her daughter’s way into college, the “Fuller House” star’s teen cashed in on her student status — despite admitting she was attending school just to party.

      Olivia Jade Giannulli is a social-media star in her own right, boasting 1.3 million followers on Instagram and almost 2 million on YouTube.

      After arriving at USC last year, she posted sponsored content on Instagram for Amazon Prime, featuring a photo of herself in her new dorm room.

      “Officially a college student! It’s been a few weeks since I moved into my dorm and I absolutely love it. I got everything I needed from Amazon with @prime­student and had it all shipped to me in just two-days,” the caption read.

      A few days later, she posted an ad for Smile Direct Club’s “invisible aligner treatment” for “back-to-school season.”

      Loughlin and husband Mossimo Giannulli allegedly paid $500,000 in bribes to get Olivia Jade and her older sister into the college under the guise of them being crew athletes — even though neither participates in the competitive-rowing sport, prosecutors said Tuesday.”

      https://pagesix.com/2019/03/12/lori-loughlins-daughter-cashed-in-on-student-status-after-alleged-bribery-scheme/

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Whose kids are these? What kind of asshole do you have to be to raise a little shit like this?

    Without looking, I’d say there is a sufficient pool of applicants that Sarah Lawrence could expel every member of that cadre and replace them with “students” instead of “activists”.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      That’s what Milton Friedman stated compelled him to work at the University of Chicago- they expelled their Maoist cadres

  45. “The house eunuch at CNN”

    https://www.mediaite.com/tv/tucker-carlson-tears-into-media-matters-cnn-calls-brian-stelter-a-eunuch/

    LOL

    PS: Media Matters has tax exempt status? WTF??

    1. Pat

      It’s a 501(c)(3)

      1. Fuck that. Trump should be stripping all these phony non-profits of their status.

        1. Pat

          Better yet, do away with the phony distinctions and stop double taxing corporate income.

      2. Suthenboy

        Lois Lerner approves.

    2. Suthenboy

      I saw that last night. Brutal. They came after him and it looks like he is going to hand their asses back to them. This is like Ayn Rand hate…they hate anyone that shines a light on them showing them for what they are. Tucker is wildly off target on some things (MJ legalization) but he is spot on about the left.
      I am not sure what a Media Matters boycott against Tucker is supposed to mean. Media Matters creepy cadre of shitweasels dont watch Tucker. They are probably going to make his ratings rise.

      1. Sean

        I never watched any news or commentary shows on Fox News during the whole Obama administration. Since the Left has torn off their mask after Trump won, Fox News channel gets put on a lot in my house.

        1. straffinrun

          Fox is corporate media. Everything else is woke corporate media. *Shrugs, puts on Fox*

      2. Count Potato

        Tucker used to be for marijuana legalization.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Tucker MC’d Ron Paul’s “Rally for the Republic” so I don’t know what they guy ever believed since he seems to reinvent himself every couple of years. He’s the Madonna of politics

  46. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    https://www.politico.com/story/2019/03/12/bernie-sanders-jews-israel-1218781

    “Sanders aide apologizes for questioning American Jews’ ‘dual allegiance’ to Israel”

    It’s so weird how all these attempts at questioning American foreign policy toward Israel always seem to be devoid of any policy critiques and just revolve around antisemitic talking points.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      So when Trump accused a federal judge of Mexican descent of being biased he was just critiquing US foreign policy toward Mexico, right?

    2. Suthenboy

      Weird as in completely unsurprising?

    1. leon

      Sounds lame

    2. Pat

      Make Segregation Great Again

      1. pan fried wylie

        if only the acronym could spell out MASSA

    3. Suthenboy

      Is there a sign on the door that says ‘Coloreds only’?

      1. Hyperion

        You ain’t woke. It says ‘POC Only’.

        1. Suthenboy

          Ooops. I am just going by memory. I have a vague memory of a water fountain in Natchitouches, La of a water fountain with ‘Whites Only’ on it, a sign at a boat landing in Deville, La that read “No Nigers Aloud” (I guess they weren’t allowed to speak?), a pile of throwing rocks by the highway in Pollock, La with a sign by it with “No niggers” on it, and even better was a gallows by the courthouse not far from Jena that had a sign on it saying “Nigger, stand here”. Best of all is the fuzzy memory of my sadistic great uncle taking me to see the body of a black woman dumped in the woods because she had gotten pregnant by a white man.

          I dont know what POC means but I fucking sure know what segregation means. These people are undiluted evil.

          1. Suthenboy

            Huh, I have ‘Dunkirk’ on the teevee right now and realized I still use the term ‘shell shocked’.
            Just get the hell off of my lawn.

          2. I dont know what POC means but I fucking sure know what segregation means. These people are undiluted evil.

            Quoted for truth. We need to be shouting this shit from the mountaintops.

    4. Rhywun

      Way to publicize your lawsuit-waiting-to-happen enterprise, morons.

    5. Hyperion

      Can’t have them color folk mixing up with whites.

      1. AlexinCT

        The fought the racist segregationists hard so they could… self segregate? I am missing something here, ain’t I?

    6. commodious spittoon

      Where all the white women at?

      1. straffinrun

        If you find out tell me. I want to avoid it.

        1. AlexinCT

          Sideways pussy FTW!

    7. Idle Hands

      is there some kind of book alerting people to places like this? Maybe a green one.

  47. Hyperion

    “ZARDOZ SENSES A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY FOR THE CHOSEN ONES.”

    To me, it’s almost astonishing that this ruse has went on since the start and the British seem to think that Teresa May is not just doing exactly what her EU masters have directed her to do. Have they ever been anything but serfs over there?

    1. Suthenboy

      Depends on the class. Middle and lower middle class are very much like us but have little power to do anything about it.

      1. Hyperion

        So, serfs and royalty as always.

    2. Drake

      The bug or feature of a Parliamentarian system. The only people who voted for May are the residents of one district. She then inside politiced her way to the equivalent of Majority Leader. If we had a similar system, Nancy Pelosi would be our Prime Minister.

      1. prolefeed

        We have a variant on that in the U.S. Gotta win the vote to get into office, then the real election takes place to see who runs the legislative body.

    3. prolefeed

      I thought it was widely known that May is a Remainer who is actively trying to sabotage Brexit. Good on parliament for slapping down the EU’s her legislation over and over.

      1. straffinrun

        What man has his wife negotiate the price for his hooker?

      2. Rhywun

        ^This. Even “no deal” is better than the garbage-deal she was proposing.

  48. Count Potato

    “Your comment is awaiting moderation.”

    crap

    1. Hyperion

      You’re going to mess up our family friendly reputation.

      1. prolefeed

        If there’s been a narrowly directed banhammer against Demi Moore pics, I can get behind that. Or behind her behind.

        I got the “comment under moderation” thing a couple times until I learned to not put more than one link per post.

        1. Nephilium

          Two links has never been a problem for me.

          Except when I mess up the HTML.

    2. MikeS

      Spalding!

  49. straffinrun

    I did decide to stop off for a whiskey on the way home. Met the Japanese ambassador to Sweden at the bar. He sure did love telling filthy jokes. Just checked and that guy really is the ambassador. Weird night.

    1. Hyperion

      Probably just taking advantage of being in Japan. Telling those jokes might get him up on hate crime charges in woke Sweden.

  50. Count Potato

    “Lori Loughlin’s Daughter Olivia Jade Is Being Harassed on Instagram Following Alleged Cheating Scandal”

    https://www.teenvogue.com/story/lori-loughlin-daughter-olivia-jade-harassed-instagram-alleged-cheating-scandal

    You don’t say.

    1. Count Potato

      “Going to prison so your daughter can attend college just to get Instagram likes is sadder than Old Yeller”

      https://twitter.com/KatTimpf/status/1105624761433051137

    2. Pat

      You’ve got famous parents and are more than passably good looking, why waste time pretending you’re going to get an education?

      1. prolefeed

        So she can get into the right school and go husband shopping?

        It’s not about an education if you’re good looking enough and not inclined to work hard.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Looks aren’t everything, but she looks like she’s as dumb as a rock.

        1. robc

          According to the info that came out yesterday, after the bribe, she was having trouble filling out the application so Singer had someone do it for her.

          1. robc

            She is not the sharpest bulb in the deck.

      3. Jarflax

        Don’t you think there was an easier, more traditional way for her to get into college? There would be if I was HEAD of admissions.

    3. straffinrun

      USC? Huh?

    4. Rhywun

      It’s not OK to fill her social media accounts with this sort of negativity, especially considering that nobody has been found guilty yet.

      It’s like they don’t even internet.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Would that they apply that standard to anyone else.

    5. Idle Hands

      would. for both. Lori Loughlins always been a smoke show.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        This goes without saying. The real question is which is the better mother/daughter duo: Nikkie Haley and her college daughter or Lori Loughlins and her college daughter.

        1. Suthenboy

          Why not switch them up? Research is needed.

          1. pan fried wylie

            It’s like he’s never even heard of a control group, sheesh.

        2. The correct answer is always orgy.

    6. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Have any college administrators been charged? Seems like that should be the focus of the story. The notion that we should be surprised that the rich are bribing elite schools to take their kids is preposterous. We all know that was going on. I want to know how deep this scheme goes in colleges.

      1. Creosote Achilles

        The female Asst. AD at either USC or Stanford (I forget which) was arrested. She was a bit part of the scheme.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Sounds like a fall guy.

        2. robc

          USC. It is why the USC situation is across multiple sports.

      2. ruodberht

        From what I’ve heard, you can bribe the school as an institution but not the individual admins.

    7. CPRM

      /just another story that makes me sad about the low viewership of my youtube channels./

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Is there a sign on the door that says ‘Coloreds only’?

    NO HONKEYS

    1. Nephilium

      Harpo Marx has a sad.

  52. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    Some of you have posted about making mead before and I had a question. I just started a gallon batch and the fruits have not sunk to the bottom (I know true mead doesn’t have fruit, but mine does so deal with it) yet during the first fermentation. It’s been almost two weeks. Should I siphon the liquid to the second fermentation even if the fruits have not sunk to the bottom yet?

    Please advise

    1. The Other Kevin

      I make fruit wine (which is apparently mead). I usually put the fruit in a straining bag so it’s easier to remove, and I don’t know if the fruit floats or not. But I’d say after 2 weeks the primary fermentation is done and you should transfer to secondary. If you get fruit bits in it that’s ok, you will get them the next time you transfer.

    2. Nephilium

      What type of fruit is it?

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Blood oranges

        1. Nephilium

          Where they whole oranges, or were they peeled first? Was this a play on the Joe’s Ancient Orange Mead (JAOM)? Basically, I’m asking if the mead is sitting with the pith in it? JAOM uses the whole fruits, but uses a weak yeast to leave behind sugars to balance the pith bitterness. Generally when adding citrus fruit you add just the juice and the zest. If it’s a play on JAOM, you’ll be fine. If it’s using a real beer, wine, or mead yeast, I would transfer it to the secondary, and taste a small sample to see where it’s at.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Thank you, good sir. It is the whole orange sliced.

          2. Nephilium

            Not a problem, if you do have some pith bitterness and astringency in there, you’ll most likely need to let it ferment out, stabilize the mead (adding sulfates to kill the yeast), and then backsweeten it to balance that out.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    Muh Do-Over!

    Today May will once more try to persuade Parliament to support her essentially unchanged agreement. The Commons should reject it again, and for the same reasons: Her deal would cost jobs, reduce economic growth, harm competitiveness, and diminish Britain’s sovereignty and standing in the world, all while accomplishing next to nothing. Every serious analysis of the proposal has confirmed that it would be an expensive mistake.

    ———–

    Although undoubtedly contentious, a second referendum would offer the public a chance to put Britain back on the path to sane and orderly government. Whatever happens today, this Parliament and prime minister have shown themselves incapable of doing that. One way or another, a new vote would give businesses some clarity about where Britain is headed. With luck, it might even bring this whole egregious misadventure to an end.

    Bloomberg editorial board weeps for the tragic demise of a United States of Europe. Senseless destruction, pointless woe. They say it. It must be true.

    1. ruodberht

      Uh, if they hold another referendum and “Remain” wins, then it’s just tied. So…hold a third one a few years later for the rubber?

      1. Rhywun

        THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS.

        /EU

    2. pan fried wylie

      Expensive Mistakes do seem the be the hallmark of Sane And Orderly Gov’t.

  54. The Late P Brooks

    Tyler Cowen is disappointed, if not shocked

    Another hypocrisy has to do with using legal donations to get into a prestigious college. Universities are loath to admit the details, but if you give a few million dollars to a top school, your children will be given very favorable admissions consideration. More generally, the advantages of coming from a wealthy, well-educated, “upstanding” family are extreme. Some colleges have more students from the top 1 percent than from the bottom 60, in terms of income.

    That kind of unbalanced enrollment isn’t mainly because of donations, but still it seems unfair, a sign that a particular kind of early head start is being valued too highly. Which brings me to one final hypocrisy: These inegalitarian results are tolerated, even engineered, by the very same American institutions that pride themselves on their supposedly egalitarian values.

    Blah blah blah. Once upon a time, schools like Harvard and Yale did not pretend to be “egalitarian”. They prided themselves on their exclusivity and inegalitarianism.

    Back when they were honest, and proud of it.

    1. Suthenboy

      So a couple of guys that worked for Trump got life sentences for that. Banana republic bullshit.
      I wonder how many years an honest system would give to half of the democrats if a prosecutor were to crawl up their ass with a microscope.

      1. Fatty Bolger

        It’s a warning from the political class – “Stay off our turf.”

    2. Drake

      I wonder how much time Tony Podesta will do?

    1. I kept wanting to look down her shirt – and yes I’m that kind of shitlord.

      1. MikeS

        *nods and high-fives LH*