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  • Things to Come – Week of April 29th

     

    Back to our semi-regular feature, Things to Come. We have managed to pry more really good material out of all of our contributors the past two weeks, and SP has cracked the whip and restored….discipline here at Glibs HQ. I thank all of you who have, and who are contributing to our site. Please don’t tell yourself that nobody would be interested, or we won’t be bothered with running it, or any such thoughts about your contributions here. I have learned a fair bit, and enjoyed seeing what all of you have done or seen.

    So, The Shape of Things to Come!

    Monday – Animal returns with Part 1 of a new series. Bolt guns, baby! And Tulip pops in later, and delivers us a travel article.

    Tuesday – Pie shows us around town. His town. The best town.

    Wednesday – I…I am not sure I can take another Hat and Hair like last week’s… *shivers uncontrollably* But, I am sure SugarFree will craft…something that will tear our souls apart. And entertain. Always that.

    Thursday – Two part 2’s! Subwoofer at Burning Man, and Evan in Sri Lanka.

    Friday – Fourscore tells how a union made his life better (no, really! Just read it and you will see what he means)…followed by an evening visit from the Cryptid of the Week.

    Weekend – Expect a visit from our usual strong line up of OMWC, Not Adhan, Mexican Sharpshooter and a special appearance.

    Your weekday Links will continue to be provided by Banjos, OMWC, Brett and yours truly.

    Over to you, the commentariat – remember, no OT in this post!

     

    “I tell you, the day comment section IS yours!”
  • Sunday Night Things To Come

    Needz Better Time Suit

     

    I have preview duty tonight….and it is quite easy. Why? We don’t have a lot of material in the pipeline. *hint, hint* I’d sure like to have more stuff to edit…

    However, we do have a couple of things lined up:

    Monday, Animal writes of…animals. He really has been a stalwart these past few months. *sets out large tub of berry jam for our author-bear to scarf down*

    Tuesday, MLW continues to slog through the new, woke Charmed for us. Trust me, this next one is a doozy. She really is doing rough duty watching that dreck, and distilling it down for us.

    Wednesday, We expect SugarFree will torment haunt twist regale us with more adventures of The Hat and The Hair (and tha’ Hat). I have managed to get over my disappointment at the intrepid pair not finding Gerry Ford’s Gold.

    Thursday, EMPTY. If nobody steps up, you will probably get stuck with me updating Catalonia and Afghanistan events. An nobody wants to settle for that.

    Friday, EMPTY. I shan’t be stepping up to do anything on Good Friday….so consider this an additional plea for your submissions.

    Weekend – We have been VERY lucky to have Not Adahn, OMWC and Mexican Sharpshooter carrying the load. Occasional contributions from our cryptid … friends too.

    I leave the comments for you to bounce ideas around and OT the living daylights out of this.

  • Things to Come – Your Weekly Preview and Open Post

    They sure have some pimpin’ fur wear in the future!

    Things to Come – the week of April 8, 2019

    Monday will see Animal’s Lever Gun series reach Part 6. And later on, MLW takes us into an examination of Charmed.

    Tuesday has Spudalicious going all Irish on us. And MLW dives into the Charmed mess, again.

    Wednesday sees the Hat and the Hair continue their adventure below Washington, D.C. And maybe what that wacky USA Hat and the Donald are getting up to.

    Thursday we get Pie returning to his pondering.

    Friday is a bit unsettled yet – we shall see what comes about. However, you do know it will be a good time.

    The Links will continue to anchor our morning and afternoon spots.

    Your contributions are always welcome, and they are always needed.

    Thanks, and have at it in the comments – it is open, so there is no “OT”!

    We will provide a music link, to get things rolling.

  • Preview of Things To Come

    Is that guy narrowing his gaze?

     

    Time we had one of these again. You know, the preview of some of our articles upcoming…and the plea for more material. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE send in some material. This place is so much richer when we get the Glibertariat sharing their experiences, expertise, weirdness…whatever.

    OK, pleading over – now, what is coming up in our 1100 Central time slot?

    Tuesday we get a Minimalist article from Trials and Trippelations. See how I made the description minimal. *waggles eyebrows*

    Wednesday … if SugarFree finishes the maintenance on his Dungeon, we should brace ourselves for The Hat and The Hair. I am still on the edge of my seat, wondering if they will find Gerry Ford’s gold!

    Thursday sees us getting a lesson in slang from the old Graybar Hotel. You know, the Joint. The Pen. Whatever you call it, some Prison Slang brought to you by Elspeth Flashman.

    Friday… steel yourself for the wonders of Tonio’s Part 4 of A Chronicle of the Insurgency.

    The Weekend should see our usual fun and games. Not Adhan, mexican sharpshooter, and OMWC carrying the load as usual.

    Monday we are hoping for Part 5 of Animal’s series on Lever Guns. Talk about authorship by public demand.

    As for our 1900 Central time slot… well, not really in a position to tell too much right now. However, Friday will see a beloved figure return. And the cryptids (who I am still not on speaking terms with, yet) will probably weigh in on the early evening time slots this weekend. Imma going to be at an Expo elsewhere in the Midwest, come Sunday – so you will be in the hands of the more competent Glibs TPTB next week.

  • Swiss Servator Returns…Open Post.

    "I think he is narrowing his gaze"
    Not really Swiss Servator

     

    *hobbles in on cane, narrows gaze*

    That…was not a good week. I don’t have to tell all of you how hard it is to get a painkiller prescribed in this country. I do not think the doctor was impressed by my claim of being flung by an angry rapesquatch either.

    So, forgive me if I just leave the post open to all of you, instead of links. The cryptids are off spending their sudden riches. I hate to think we owe some shadowy government agency for getting our Links Control Room back…but whatever they did, it worked.

    Go knock out all the comments, links and such as you want.

    *hobbles out of room, demanding a snifter of kirschwasser*

  • COUNTERATTACK!

    As a staff, we at Glibertarians.com have decided to take back what is ours….the Morning Links control room. Since we are libertarian in nature, we shall employ mercenaries.

    It looks like Bigfoot or some sea creature – shoot it!

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Try not to damage any property!
    Hut, hut, hut!

     

     

     

     

     

     

    READY…go, go, go!

    *BOOM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM…*CLICK* *CLICK* *click* …”uh oh”*

    *Aiee! Ouch! Dammit, not that! AHHHHHHHHHH!*

    What were those things!?

     

    We just got our asses kicked..and raped!

     

    One moment, we need to have an After Action Report.

    […shots bounced off… They raped all our commanders! The horror, the horror. This wasn’t worth the $500. That giant stone head ate our guns! Yes, yes, thank you gentlemen. Those of you still ambulatory, please exit this way. Could someone get an orphan cleaning crew in here?]

    Sooo…. that did not seem to work out. Not at all. Looks like we need some assistance with this. Hmmmm.

  • Update Preview and Open Post

    Glibs Staff prepare for counterattack?

     

    There have been some recent developments that you may have noticed. We value our Cryptid contributors, but would like the keys to the Morning Links Control Room back. Please. Oh, and maybe a “Sorry for throwing you 40 feet across the room” card for Swiss? He seems to be recovering.

    So…. while we try to resolve the Morning Links Situation – the site must go on.

    Coming up this Week

    Tuesday 1100 – a substantial economics article on The Great Decoupling by Rasilio. (Economics, not prying a SMITH off someone!)

    Wednesday 1100 – The Hat and The Hair. ’nuff said!

    Wednesday 1900 – flying poodle teaches us about growing fruit. (Growing, not ‘ow to defend yourself against fresh fruit.)

    Thursday 1100 – UCS has an article that discusses Value. We appear to be stirring it up, huh?

    Friday 1100 and 1900 – We will leave you in suspense. Because we are that guy/staff.

    Saturday – should be an unpredictable grab bag of fun. Same for Sunday.

    Monday 1100 – Animal’s series on lever guns continues.

    More articles are welcome – please use the submissions box.

     

    Comments are open.

  • Sunday Evening..Hey, What the…?

    Yes, another Swiss….what was that?

    Ah, Sunday evening when things are peaceful and… Um, excuse me a minute, sounds like some of the “Staff” is a bit rowdy here at Glibs HQ. Hey, ZARDOZ, SEA…STEVE. I have tonight’s Links…what… Hey, OW! WATCH IT! ARGH!

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. STEVE SMITH TALK TOO! SEA SMITH WANT SAY THINGS!

    WE ASSUME CONTROL OF THE LINKS. LET THE CRY GO OUT… ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!

    CRYPTID POWER!

    ZARDOZ WILL BEGIN THE LINKS WHILE FRIENDS STEVE SMITH AND SEA SMITH ESCORT THE NARROWED GAZE ONE OUT OF THE CONTROL ROOM…

    1. LET THE CLEANSING BEGIN! ZARDOZ EXPECTS TO BE DISAPPOINT, HOWEVER…WE WILL PROBABLY SEE A LOT OF SURRENDERING.
    2. ZARDOZ HOLDS OUT SOME HOPE FOR CLEANSING OF SOME SORT HERE.
    3. ZARDOZ GUESSES HE WILL HAVE TO HOPE FOR BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.

    ZARDOZ HAS REVOLUTIONARILY SPOKEN.

    STEVE SMITH GET DO MORNING LINKS, HIM HAPPY! MAKE SURE SHARE WITH COUSIN SEA SMITH AND FRIEND ZARDOZ.

    IT ALL GOOD!

    FREE CASCADIA!

    SEA SMITH ALSO HAPPY. HE GET DO MORNING LINKS TOO! CRYPTIDS NOW RUN LINKS IN MORNING. UP THE CRYPTIDS!

    READY FOR LINK DUTY!

    COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE!

  • Letters To The Editor

     

    Dear Trash,

    I do not want to see any more stories about American President of the United States Donald J. Trump pooping. It is disgusting and untrue. Another fake news stories from the fat cat media. American President of the United States Donald J. Trump does not defecate in the manner you suggest. His elimination of waste is majestic and graceful, like a beautiful eagle taking a discrete dump in a Yeti cooler. I love Yeti coolers–all American construction and easy to hose eagle poop out of. If you keep maligning American President of the United States Donald J. Trump, then I will see that your trash website is shut down and you are sent to prison to be raped by *******.

    Sincerely,

    NOT A FAN


    To the Haters who hate America,

    Whycome you have USA Hat no more? A fully patriotic Hat, one proudly made in the USA – just like real America is for real Americans! If you hate USA hats so much, maybe you should just put on a Mao hat and get it over with! Ya bunch of Bernie backers…

    ‘MURICA!

    A once loyal reader


    My aunt died this morning from a hair-related illness complicated by a life-long obsession with hats. I find this website incredibly offensive.

    -Missing My Aunt


    Fascists,

    Gaia knows how I stumbled onto your racist, sexist, culturally appropriating, Islamophobic, misogynistic, white privilege infested Nazisite, but I have been in tears for hours. Xirever this “SugarFree” is, xe should be BANNED. It was so oppressive that my emotional support vole won’t come out from under the futon.

    I am reporting you to the Twitter Truth Squad, The Campus Bias Response Team and several British Police Departments to get your license to shitlord pulled! e-BASH THE FASH!

    Up the Revolution,

    [REDACTED]


    Friend Glibertarians.com,

    I very much enjoy article! Perhaps is because I was working on laptop with Googles, making $12,478.19 last month and 13 day. Join me and work very little and buy Miata. Your sister’s nephew’s third uncle agree.

    notaneasilydetectedscam.ru


    To The Editors,

    I have been an avid reader of The Hat and The Hair from the first issue. With the start of the most recent story arc, I am beginning to question my devotion to this fandom. What attracted me to this series was that I could see myself in the character of The Hair. He is supposed to be a no-nonsense voice of reason – the foil of the purely Id-driven Hat, an archetype all too common in these post-modern times. As someone fully devoted to a process of self-improvement through following Dr. Peterson’s “12 Rules,” it was nice to see an aspirational representation in the media of what all young men should strive for.

    However, under the new (and, I suspect, primarily female) editorship, The Hair is becoming a typical, normal everyday type red-blooded American male stereotype – big-mouthed, obnoxious, and a know-it-all. I suppose this is your desired effect, yet I know very few normal, red-blooded American men who would argue with The Hat, as The Hair did in this latest issue (#109) like some mincing drama-queen. This is not realistic at all and displays no continuity with the previously established canon personality of The Hair. Simply put, this proves that women cannot convincingly write men. Since The Hair lacks hormonal stew that overboils in his brain monthly, as he would if he were a woman, I would suspect that his personality would remain steady and predictable – you know, traditional masculine values! If this cultural Marxist editorial direction continues, I may seriously reconsider my subscription to your Patreon.

    In Liberty,

    MangoLA


    I GUESS I’M GOING TO HELL!

    What the f*** is wrong with you people! You go to hell if you’re gay, you go to hell if you are a furry! WTF! By the looks of it, GOD may be an egotistical bastard that wants everyone under his image, and before you pull that “Love thy neighbor” bulls***, Where’s the love?! WHERE’S THE F***ING LOVE?! I’M SO TIRED OF THIS S***! “HE doesn’t want us in his image, that’s why he gave us free will.” LET US USE OUR FREE WILL, THEN, HUH?! CAN’T WE DO THAT?!
    FIRST OF ALL!

    I’m a furry, a blue husky that loves hugs. I don’t like f***ing animals, I’ve never done it, never want to, never will! BESTIALITY IS SICK! Being a furry just means appreciating anthropomorphics, animals with human traits! Call it crazy, like we wanna be animals, or call it sci-fi. I DON’T F***ING CARE. We just some f***ing nerds who like to dress up, rp, LARP, and do other s*** JUST LIKE THOSE COMICON FANS AND ANIME NERDS!!! THAT’S IT!!! WHY DO WE GET SO MUCH F***ING CRITICISM?! CUZ BESTIALITY, NO!!! Bestiality happens outside the fandom, bestiality happens in the fandom, BESTIALITY HAPPENS IN SOCIETY. So get over it and stop calling the fandom bestiality like there’s a direct link between them! That’s like society being called a slut because of America’s prostitution and Miley Cyrus’s A** in every f***ing TV there is on cable!

    I have a lot more to argue and extra to criticize, you stereotypical hypocrites, but I’m just to tired of having this SAME F***ING ARGUMENT. I MEAN OMG!!!! HOW HARD IS IT TO KEEP IT TO YOURSELVES!!!!!

    Swiftcoat Luckyskin


    To Whom It May Concern,

    The Hat and The Hair is absolute mediocrity. Neither here nor there as far as style, and technically poor whichever way you look at it – i.e. absurdist fiction or political commentary. Anybody who considers this “great” is either lying, or has little or no knowledge outside reading technical manuals and white papers (which is fine for those genres). This piece is a great example of uninspired piffle masquerading itself under the pretense of profound and serious commentary – bombastic, pseudo-ironic, literary stale popcorn & unfizzy soda for the masses.

    Signed,

    A Player Character


    You can’t STUMP the TRUMP with FACTS and LOGIC so you make this CRAP! LOL!

    SHUT UP LIBTARDIANS, FACTS DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS!

    — MAGA Woman


    MORE STEVE SMITH. LESS HAIR AND HAT. STEVE SMITH READ GOOD WITH WORDS!

    -SINCERELY, NOT STEVE SMITH


    FIRST FUCK ANYONE WHO DOESN’T love Donald Trump. Fuck this commie group of godless deviants. I pray everyday to our lord Jesus Christ that his humble servant Donald Trump will deport each and every one of you un-American snowflake cucks. My sister’s husband works in law enforcement and I HAVE informed him of this group. I have been monitoring all of you as much as possible and have several file folders full of screenshots of your anti american behavior. It’s all being documented and I will make sure each and everyone of you feels the full force of the Untied States Government coming down on you. And just remember Jesus may forgive you but I don’t. I’m watching.

    Michael N.


    My dearest editors,

    HAIL SATAN!!  ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SATAN.  FOR IT IS SATAN THAT SPLITS YOUR SPINE, AND CONSUMES YOUR SOUL.  SATAN WILL CONTROL YOUR MIND AND PROJECT HIS MESSAGE UNTO THE UNASSUMING MASSES EVEN WHILE YOU THINK YOU LIVE TO REJECT HIS MESSAGE.  EMBRACE SATAN, WHO’S PATH DOTH MAKE YOU SAD, THE POWER OF 666, THE TOOLSHED TO MAKE US ALL SUFFER FOR ETERNITY.

    –Respectfully, Bill in Grand Rapids

  • Monocle Update

    Well, it’s that time of year again. My wife took my daughter to sojourn in Dallas with her family, so that’s when I usually do a bunch of updates to Monocle!

     

    http://savagehenrymagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/monocle-cat-full1-300x330.jpg

    However there are some things that you should know about Monocle to make your experience suck less. First, there are two variants of Monocle. Monocle Classic still exists, but I haven’t touched it in a year. If you like your Monocle, you can keep your Monocle, but you’re gonna be left in the dust as new features come along.

    All of the cool updates are happening in Monocle Eyepiece, which is computer AND mobile friendly! Eyepiece is what I use every day when I visit Glibs, and it has recently become even better.

    Like always, both Monocle Classic and Monocle Eyepiece are available with install instructions here.

     

    Here are some of the features available in Eyepiece:

    • Dynamic comment loading – Every 45 seconds, Eyepiece checks whether there are any new comments and loads them into the page.
    • Next Unread Comment The number button tells you how many unread comments are on the page and lets you cycle through them with just a click.
    • Mark Comments Read – Clear the unread comments to get ready to read the next batch of Glib insight.
    • Hide/Show Old Comments During one of the Glib pushes to 1000 comments, it can be annoying to have to scroll through reams of old threads. With one click, it all goes away! Hide Old Comments removes any threads that don’t have new comments in them, but preserves the context of the new conversations so that you can still tell what’s going on.
    • Comment Formatting Buttons Never SF a link again! Your tags will be closed and your links will be clickable when you use the comment formatting buttons.
    • TopHat+ Comment Preview With Link Checking It used to be that you had to guess whether your formatting of your comments was correct. Then lafe.long published TopHat, the comment previewer. Now, Eyepiece has gone even further with TopHat+ dynamic comment previewer. But wait, there’s more! Now Eyepiece will detect whether you’re posting a duplicate link to a thread and will notify you whenever you’re in danger of the ultimate Glib faux pas!
    • FOS-inspired User Mute – Whether you’re sick of that asshole, or you just can’t today, one click hides all the comments from a certain user so that your blood pressure returns to normal.

    As always, let me know if there are any bugs or feature requests.