Sunday Night Things To Come

Needz Better Time Suit

 

I have preview duty tonight….and it is quite easy. Why? We don’t have a lot of material in the pipeline. *hint, hint* I’d sure like to have more stuff to edit…

However, we do have a couple of things lined up:

Monday, Animal writes of…animals. He really has been a stalwart these past few months. *sets out large tub of berry jam for our author-bear to scarf down*

Tuesday, MLW continues to slog through the new, woke Charmed for us. Trust me, this next one is a doozy. She really is doing rough duty watching that dreck, and distilling it down for us.

Wednesday, We expect SugarFree will torment haunt twist regale us with more adventures of The Hat and The Hair (and tha’ Hat). I have managed to get over my disappointment at the intrepid pair not finding Gerry Ford’s Gold.

Thursday, EMPTY. If nobody steps up, you will probably get stuck with me updating Catalonia and Afghanistan events. An nobody wants to settle for that.

Friday, EMPTY. I shan’t be stepping up to do anything on Good Friday….so consider this an additional plea for your submissions.

Weekend – We have been VERY lucky to have Not Adahn, OMWC and Mexican Sharpshooter carrying the load. Occasional contributions from our cryptid … friends too.

I leave the comments for you to bounce ideas around and OT the living daylights out of this.

Comments

284 responses to “Sunday Night Things To Come”

  1. Tres Cool

    Hail Schweizerische Eidgenossenschaft ?

    1. Oh, and feel free to hit your m f’in theme music. I did not provide any music links.

  2. Nephilium

    I’ve got some thoughts, and am planning to put together a post for the Spring BIF (to try to keep it a bit more organized). But I won’t be around for most of this week or next, Wednesday I fly out to Vegas. If any of you guys who live out there want to meet up, I’ll be at the Orleans and you can hit me up at my handle at the gmail.

    1. Grand! Thank you.

      1. Nephilium

        I’ll also see about how many pictures I can get at Viva, and may be asking some of the foreigners who come in what draws them to such an old American traditional scene. Viva draws people from Germany, UK, Australia, Japan, and others.

        Somewhat related, for those who want to plan for Viva Las Vegas next year, the rooms at the Orleans are going on sale on 4/16 at 01:00 Pacific time. They will probably be sold out by 05:00 Pacific.

          1. Nephilium

            So you’ll want me to save the receipts for the bar bill so I can expense them, right?

          2. Sure, send them to SP…

  3. CPRM

    I just submitted something today.

    1. Sean

      Euphemism?

      1. CPRM

        No, not drinking, yet.

        1. Sean

          I am.

          1. Spudalicious

            Someone has to. I’ll help you make up for CPRM’s slacking.

          2. Tres Cool

            Im 8 beers in

          3. blackjack

            My second day at Three Rivers. Saw 3 does stroll by this morning while drinking my coffee and then spent all day cruising lake Kahweah on a “patio” boat. It was only slightly slower than an attached patio. Lotta beers this weekend. I’ll be here ’til tuesday.

  4. Winston

    So the new Star Wars trailer.

    That title sounds like the sort of overly literal stuff that Abrams and Hollywood today likes to use. I have read some rumors that force users will end up being known as “Skywalkers” so yeah. Rey is a Skywalker even if she isn’t actually related to Luke…

    Also Palpatine is back, somehow in some fashion. Er really? Will Boba Fett escape from the Sarlacc?

    1. Count Potato

      I remember when female cosplayers, including a friend of mine who was a fashion model, dressed as Boba Fett because it wasn’t yet canon that he was male.

      1. Winston

        I thought there were no lady Star Wars fans until Kathleen Kennedy made it her mission.

      2. CPRM

        Um, Boba Fett had a man’s voice…not to say that someone who has a man’s voice can’t be a woman.

        1. Spudalicious

          Or have a dick, apparently.

        2. Rhywun

          EXCUSE ME, IT’S MA’AM!

          1. Chafed

            Now I’m going to have nightmares.

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Oh, look what you did, Rhywun! You went and upset Chafed…

            I’ll not have a nightmare-addled Chafed in these comments!

        3. Count Potato

          Funny, I don’t remember him talking.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            “He’s no good to me dead.”

        4. blackjack

          La,la,la la Lola.

        5. commodious spittoon

          Leia used a voice modulator when attempting to rescue Han.

          1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Still sounded like a little bitch……..

            I’m kidding!

            Sorta.

    2. Ownbestenemy

      Palpatine back because of Darth Plagius or something. Disney took a sure fire billion dollar franchise that endured the prequels and mouse fucked it to death.

      1. Winston

        However Marvel is still going strong.

      2. Winston

        I suspect that Kathleen Kennedy is a major factor here. She started her career working for Spielberg and I don’t think she was making the creative decisions on those films. Now that she has to make creative decisions on Star Wars she is fumbling about and betting all in on Abrams, Johnson and now Abrams again.

  5. Rhywun

    OT the living daylights out of this

    Very well.

    Explain to us why you’re trying to do our job that we refuse to do.

    1. Fourscore

      “a plan to bus migrants to sanctuary cities”

      Bus? Bus? Give ’em a plane ticket. Treat them with dignity, they came a long way walking and are ready to live the high life.

      1. Rhywun

        Well, it ain’t the high life, but when they get there, they’ll be showered with all kinds of benefits. This angers Pelosi and Nadler for some reason I can’t figure out.

  6. Winston

    I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that Gillespie is now saying this so openly but still:

    https://reason.com/2019/04/12/steve-bannons-economic-nationalism-is-th/

    Watching The Brink made me think that for all the other differences Reason has with the socialist magazine Jacobin, it may matter far more that we share a belief in open borders

    1. Rhywun

      He seems nice.

    2. OneOut

      He’s probably not going to be a virgin much longer.

      It might not be what he had in mind though.

    3. AlmightyJB

      There’s no hookers in Denver?

      1. Or fat chicks? hell, even ugly broke jackasses can knock down a fat chick every once in a while. Umm.. or so I’ve heard.

        1. Tres Cool

          STOP READING MY DIARY!

      2. Count Potato

        There are hookers everywhere. If you through me out of plane on the North Pole, I could find an Eskimo who would rub her nose on my dick for twenty bucks.

        1. Sean

          Through. Huh.

          *Lights Ted signal.

          1. Count Potato

            Fucking English homophones.

          2. Fourscore

            heheheheh, he said ‘homophones’

  7. Nephilium

    So I may have found the killer game on the Nintendo Switch. Tetris 99. It’s an online-only battle royale style Tetris game with you against 98 other players. Each player selects who they’re sending their garbage lines to (either specifically, random, attackers, those with the most badges, or those closest to losing). No chat, no communication, and the speed ramps up as players get eliminated.

  8. Winston

    https://reason.com/2019/04/09/everybody-hates-howard-schultz/

    tethered to Schultz’s persistent foregrounding of debt and deficits being an urgent problem—a notion that is no longer welcome even rhetorically in the two major parties

    that there should be ample middle ground between the nativism of Trump and the democratic socialism of the Green New Deal.

    Okay so if “debt and deficits” are not a concern of Trump and Democrats then how how can that concern be a “centrist” position?

    And are “nativism” and the “Green New Deal” really inherently contradictory positions?

    And will “middle ground” between two such positions really a good idea let alone a libertarian one?

    1. Fourscore

      Compromise = half way between two bad ideas…

  9. Spudalicious

    I’ll see if I can throw something together this week.

      1. Sensei

        #me3 – work has not been cooperating for the past several weeks.

  10. hayeksplosives

    I just finished my taxes, E filed through TurboTax.

    Holy crap: the final PDF of Federal, Minnesota, and California together, with worksheets, was 89 pages.

    Painful. I’d have owed Federal (did owe both states) if I hadn’t gotten to take the Tesla rebate.

    1. Spudalicious

      The new standard deduction saved our bacon.

      1. hayeksplosives

        I am going to follow the advice of others and up my withholdings a titch to distribute the pain over the year.

        1. Ba careful not to overdo it after a partial year. I did exactly that last year, and ended up owing 2600 this year.

      2. hayeksplosives

        This was such an odd year with the move (home sale and home buy) and salary change along with some one time bonuses (which seem to have been properly withheld, tax wise).

        But I can’t begin to guess what a “normal” year in CA will bring.

        1. Spudalicious

          The financial equivalent of anal rape. Moving to Idaho from California was an instant 6% raise.

      3. The Bearded Hobbit

        The new standard deduction

        I was all “yay” until I saw that the personal deductions went away. Best I can say is that it wound up a push.

        My taxes got real weird last year because I retired. I had working income, social security, pension and 401(k) cashouts. I waaay underestimated our tax burden when retired and had to make up a bunch. So now I’m suffering for the bucks I had to make up for last year plus the new numbers for this year. Hopefully next year will settle out.

    2. Ownbestenemy

      We managed to almost net zero taxes owed, zero taxes refunded. Fuck April 15

      1. hayeksplosives

        No doubt. I have never seen such a large “federal taxes withheld” box in my W2s.

        Unfreaking believable. Thank goodness I can rest assured knowing that sum, on which a family could have modestly lived in the US, will be efficiently and wisely spent by our betters.

        1. Count Potato

          Minimize your withholding. It’s just an interest free loan. Thinking a big refund is better is just backwards thinking.

          1. Hyperion

            Yep. Your best situation is to owe zero taxes and zero return.

          2. hayeksplosives

            I know the interest free loan thing is a bad gig, but Mr Splosives lacks discipline to leave our savings alone so it’s actually easier for me to have it never hit the accounts.

          3. Nephilium

            I usually balance it out, owe on the Federal, get a refund from the state (which is usually enough to cover the federal taxes).

        2. It’s only gonna get worse…

    3. Threedoor

      Slayed again here as usual. I just wish the IRS would send me pictures of the over fed welfare recipients I’m forced to feed every year.

      1. hayeksplosives

        Yeah, it would be like the Compassion International pics of the kids you sponsor. Except that You’d write them letters, and they’d txt back: “yo, what have you done for me lately?”

      2. Fourscore

        I’m embarrassed to admit that 2 of them are in my family. You don’t want to see the pictures, I don’t have a wide angle lens on my camera.

  11. Not Adahn

    A comment (not mine) on the video:

    I watched the entire video.
    I only have one question.

    What?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klpDHn8viX8

    1. Count Potato

      So he just throws in a Sierpinski triangle while talking about quantum mechanics?

      1. Not Adahn

        That representation got explained in the previous episode. Apparently it’s a decent diagram for anti-de Sitter space.

        1. Count Potato

          Anyway, I find the entire notion of a finite universe absurd. Either there is one infinite universe, or infinite multiple universes. Based on what he says in that video, our entire “universe” could be in the “volume” of a black hole in the galaxy in some other universe, and so on.

    2. Hyperion

      None of that can be true, because toxic masculinity.

  12. Sean

    In pulled this out of the safe earlier today for the steak with protection pic.

    Here’s a better pic:

    https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/vAm82wSrTR6DXgzld82KtA.3n3oll3bmrUn-ZvX05RMjH

    1. Count Potato

      Which model is that? Is that cocobolo?

      1. Spudalicious

        Looks like it.

        1. Not Adahn

          Nah, dymandwood.

      2. Sean

        65-4

        The grips were a gift. I’m not sure the specifics on them, other than they are comfy.

        1. Count Potato

          A .357 magnum with a 4″ barrel doesn’t sound that comfy, then again, I think .357 magnum has the worst internal ballistics of any round.

          1. Sean

            I’m drunk, but I’m sure someone will be around to correct you – because you are wrong.

          2. Spudalicious

            Word games. We went through this a couple of weeks ago. “Internal” ballistics. It will still kill you mightily dead.

          3. Count Potato

            That’s terminal ballistics.

          4. Count Potato

            1. internal ballistics — what happens before the bullet leaves the gun
            2. external ballistics — what happens between the muzzle and the target
            3. terminal ballistics — what happens after it hits the target

            For target shooting #3 is irrelevant. For self-defense shooting with a handgun #2 is largely irrelevant

            #1 is always relevant in any situation that matters.

          5. Spudalicious

            They’re terminal, all right.

          6. blackjack

            .357 ain’t no .44 magnum, but you can still tell it’s a magnum. Btw, it’s certainly enough, whatever that means.

        2. Not Adahn

          They’re a dyed wood laminate. Brand names include Dymondwood and Pakkawood.

          1. Count Potato

            OK, Saul Goodman has a sad.

          2. BakedPenguin

            Yeah, the patterns seem too regular for cocobolo. It’s a beautiful wood for ‘natural’ finish guitars & basses (as an image search for ‘cocobolo’ will tell you, but the striations aren’t so regular)

    2. Timeloose

      Is that a security six?

      1. Timeloose

        Sorry that is a Smith.

      2. Sean

        S&W 65

        357 goodness

        1. blackjack

          That thing is beautiful. I need one to play little brother to my 29-2. I like my wheel guns in silver. Sorry, not a fan of the stocks.

    3. AlmightyJB

      Very nice

    4. Gustave Lytton

      Whoa. That’s a beauty.

  13. Hyperion

    Dems defend Omar

    Of course they do, because they’re commies, just like her. Maybe I should say IT, because there’s nothing feminine going on there.

    1. Rhywun

      “calling for violence”
      “inciting violence”
      “dangerous targeting”

      Yeah, OK.

      1. Hyperion

        ‘I took an oath’

        Your religion told you to lie.

        1. Threedoor

          This.

      2. Not Adahn

        compare with CBS’s “punch a nazi” ad.

        1. straffinrun

          The world needs more sucker punches, amirite?

      3. Count Potato

        It’s such bullshit.

      4. “Some people said some stuff” sounds like what happened to me.

        1. Rhywun

          Heh

    2. Spudalicious

      She’s not a commie, she’s an Islamist. But she has teamed up with the Communist Karla Marx.

      1. Hyperion

        You mean like ‘progessives’, ‘feminists’, like that?

        1. Spudalicious

          An Islamist is someone in favor of Sharia and a global Theocracy based on Islam. As opposed to your run of the mill Muslim who just wants to live their life and be left alone.

          1. OneOut

            The problem with that is when the Muslim population percentages rises fewer “moderate” Muslims are brave enough to remain neutral.

            They must join the crowd or risk death themselves.

          2. Spudalicious

            Or they just stay silent while atrocities occur.

      2. Threedoor

        Islamofacsist. Same diff.

        1. Spudalicious

          Yes, but not a Communist. Sharia is the doctrine of the day.

    3. I tell ya I never get tired of being lectured on how shitty the US is by a fucking REFUGEE. Y’know, someone fleeing the armpit of the world who won a fucking golden ticket to join in our great experiment.

      If the US sucks so bad, go the fuck back to Somalia bitch.

      1. Sean

        There should have been a Kid Rock song playing behind that comment.

        1. Sean

          Oh…and I mean that as supportive.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        So much this.

        And that fucken smirk.

      3. Rhywun

        To be fair, it’s not like she had any choice in the matter. Maybe she really WOULD prefer to go back.

        1. MikeS

          *takes hat off, throws in a $20 and passes it to Rhywun*

      4. The Bearded Hobbit

        I tell ya I never get tired of being lectured on how shitty the US is by a fucking REFUGEE. Y’know, someone fleeing the armpit of the world who won a fucking golden ticket to join in our great experiment.

        If the US sucks so bad, go the fuck back to Somalia bitch.

        This. THIS. THIS.

        Getting real tired of assholes saying, “This country is so much freer than the shithole that I left, let’s take away freedoms until it’s just as bad.”

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      Don’t say ignorant, stupid shit then.

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      What’s irritating is people think them ‘stirring up shit’ is a good thing and very American.

      i don’t see how they’re helping to advance anything.

      They just want to have a ‘conversation’.

    6. MikeS

      So she and her underlings spent the last two days scouring LexisNexis looking for a Republican who “downplayed” 911 and Bush’s quote was the best they could come up with? Fail.

  14. Rufus the Monocled

    inned Tweet

    Ilhan Omar

    Verified account

    @IlhanMN
    Apr 13
    More
    This country was founded on the ideas of justice, of liberty, of the pursuit of happiness. But these core beliefs are under threat. Each and every day. We are under threat by an administration that would rather cage children than pass comprehensive immigration reform.

    1. creech

      Where’s the House Democrat’s immigration reform bill? At least acknowledge that Trump is showing considerable compassion by proposing to release those caged illegals into the cities where they will be welcomed with open arms.

      1. Rhywun

        There isn’t one, because they have no more interest in producing one than the Republicans do. Which is zero interest.

        1. Chafed

          This. Over and over it is this.

      2. Akira

        I just looked up this whole controversy about releasing illegal immigrants into sanctuary cities… The response is, um… Wow.

        After all the Democrats’ caterwauling about how there’s no negative element to illegal immigration whatsoever, they’re now portraying this move as a “punishment”. How the fuck is it a punishment if you implied that you welcome it by designating yourself as a sanctuary city?

    2. Ownbestenemy

      Liars gonna lie. Is she truly believed life, liberty, and justice, she would actually defend everyones ability to call her out on the stupid shit she says.

    3. Akira

      would rather cage children than pass comprehensive immigration reform.

      Fine then, just start building a wall, and in the mean time, have the Border Patrol physically turn back anyone who attempts to enter outside of the designated ports of entry.

      I don’t really like the idea of the wall for the reason that gigantic federal projects always suck, but I get the feeling that the Left is doing their best to invite people to come here illegally so that they can 1) buy their votes with welfare benefits, and 2) carry out some political theater over the treatment of illegals who are taken into custody.

  15. Rufus the Monocled

    Ilhan Omar Retweeted

    Alexander Kaufman

    “Verified account

    @AlexCKaufman
    Apr 13
    More
    “The bad-faith attacks against Omar … are predicated on the notion that Omar is already presumed guilty. She isn’t afforded the presumption that she would find the 9/11 attacks just as abhorrent as anyone else ― all because she’s Muslim.”

    1. leon

      I mean I did. And honestly I still do. What she said was a piss poor choice of words. But saying that Trump was calling for violence is dishonest.

      1. Rhywun

        I would prefer Trump hadn’t stuck his mushroom into this one – the libs were perfectly capable of pwning themselves – but he can’t help himself.

        1. Ownbestenemy

          The only saving grace is that they will push harder now that his mushroom is in the game.

          1. Rhywun

            I really should have thought to invest in popcorn futures.

  16. Rufus the Monocled

    Ilhan Omar Retweeted

    Linda Sarsour

    Verified account

    @lsarsour
    Apr 12
    More
    Linda Sarsour Retweeted Ilhan Omar
    Always working. Always doing her job. She will not be silenced or intimidated. We got her back.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Ilhan Omar Retweeted

      The Late Show

      Verified account

      @colbertlateshow
      Apr 10
      More
      Minnesota Congresswoman @IlhanMN makes her Late Show debut tonight! #LSSC

      Lol. Colbert is such a douche bag.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Ilhan Omar

        Verified account

        @IlhanMN
        Apr 6
        More
        Ilhan Omar Retweeted Aaron Rupar
        رَبِّ اغْفِرْ لِقَوْمِي فَإِنَّهُمْ لاَ يَعْلَمُونَ

        My Lord, forgive my people for they do not know.

        1. Hyperion

          Yes, they know,. They pretend to not know.

  17. Gustave Lytton

    Done with taxes. Writing a check to both the feds and state. Thanks fully my company’s POS HR department was delayed in implementing the new tables so kept it under the penalty threshold. $5k less in earning than the previous year but $5k less in taxes, so the Trump cuts worked out perfectly for me.

  18. Gustave Lytton

    Making waffles for the missus tonight. Also, fried chicken.

    1. MikeS

      I…nope.

      Enjoy your meal.

      1. I have never known what the “also, fried chicken” line from TOS days referred to or what it was supposed to mean. Will tonight be when I finally find out? One of you must know.

  19. LJW

    Man sues parents for getting rid of his vast porn collection

    “His parents admit they dumped the porn, which included titles such as “Frisky Business” and “Big Bad Grannys.”

    Any of you have something you want to confess?

    1. Tres Cool

      Rebecca DeMornay t0ts circ. 1985?
      yeah…

      1. Count Potato

        The baby in The Hand That Rocks The Cradle is around 27 now. I bet he looks back, “holy shit, I was sucking on Rebecca DeMornay’s tits!”

        1. LJW

          According to IMDB he hasn’t “acted” since.

    2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

      GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) — An Indiana man is suing his parents for getting rid of his vast pornography collection, which he estimates is worth $29,000

      Someone’s angling for a RealDoll or two…

  20. Rufus the Monocled

    https://twitter.com/benandjerrys/status/1111713707804057600

    The thread. Lol.

    i’ve told this story before but since you people don’t work….here goes again.

    Years ago we took our daughter to Ben & Jerry’s in Vermont….because whatever. During the tour (I had been before and was just going though the motions for you know….the kid) we sat and watched a video on the history of the company eventually getting to the part where they got bought out by the conglomerate Unilever (the last time I was there B/J was still independent). I let out a spontaneous giggle loud enough for people to hear.

    I guess people didn’t get the humor and irony in champagne socialists selling out to greedy, capitalist corporatists.

    You know what they say. Before you go woke, make sure you ka-ching!

    1. Rhywun

      So that wokeness is Unilever talking and not the original B&J? Crazy.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        I know eh!?

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Unilever bought B&J twenty years ago. The social justice posturing is something they’ve allowed for a long time.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Or maybe allowed isn’t the right word. They were ok with acquiring B&J without gaining control of the company.

          https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/23/business/how-ben-jerrys-social-mission-survived-being-gobbled-up.html

          1. Rhywun

            Each time such a deal is announced, fans of the target company ask whether its cherished products will be safe under the new owner, or if the integrity will disappear in the belly of the beast.

            Thank goodness that’s paywalled because I don’t think I could stomach an entire article of that much smug.

          2. Gustave Lytton

            Bring your barf bag

            The recipe for this amicable partnership was written into the acquisition agreement. Unilever, not wanting to squander its purchase, chose to operate Ben & Jerry’s with more autonomy than any of its other subsidiaries. To ensure middle managers did not contaminate the unique culture, Unilever established an “external board” charged with overseeing Ben & Jerry’s culture and social mission.

            That board, initially comprising five longtime Ben & Jerry’s supporters, including Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield, has the authority to set aggressive new social impact targets and to push back against Unilever.

            The external board still exists. According to the legally binding merger agreement, the board does not report to any authority other than itself, nominates its own members, has the right to sue Unilever and will exist in perpetuity. (Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield, who are no longer on the board, declined to comment for this column.)

            Mr. Havelock said Unilever had been inspired by Ben & Jerry’s ambitious social and environmental goals. Unilever has even thought about what it would take to become a B Corporation — a radical consideration for one of the biggest companies in the world — but believes that it’s unfeasible right now.

          3. Rhywun

            It’s all just cynical signaling. If they didn’t think all the posturing sold more ice cream, they wouldn’t give a shit.

            Which makes me want to push back. People say these choices don’t matter, but the companies sure act as if they do. In that light, why would I NOT pass on Ben and Jerries when Haagen Dazs makes a perfectly serviceable Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough that’s sitting right next to it in the freezer aisle?

          4. Akira

            @Rhywun:

            Agreed. By purchasing Ben & Jerry’s, you’re effectively making a donation to the Bernie Sanders campaign and various other leftist groups that make huge donations to the Democrat Party.

          5. Rhywun

            And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. There is so much fucking money across the board invested in advertising to promote the “correct” image and in lobbying for the “correct” policies and the vast majority of people – myself included – pay almost no attention to any of it.

          6. mikey

            OK, y’all have ruined my dessert – B&J Karlma Sutra.
            But,
            It’s really good.
            Our little market has a lousy ice cream selection.
            Locusts!
            It’s NOT MY FAULT!!

            And I’m weak

          7. mikey

            Did I mention it was on sale – half off?

          8. Rhywun

            Yeah, all bets are off when it’s on sale.

  21. LJW

    What idiot thought this would be a great idea

    https://youtu.be/lbbAGcV0zS4

    1. mikey

      Hoping it was a stupid 12-year-old going for the lulz. I can imagine a teacher being that dumb, but I figure they’d think fireworks were icky like guns.

  22. Rufus the Monocled

    Columbus about to sweep Tampa.

    Why NHL hockey kills just about any sport in the playoffs. Underdogs win on a fairly regular basis in this sport.

    Boy did the U.S. women’s steal one today. That was a legit good goal by Finland. The game should have been over. Very strange call.

    1. Tundra

      It’s crazy. The rest of the ‘upsets’ are 2v3. Big deal.

      This series is legit.

    2. Rhywun

      Columbus about to sweep Tampa.

      Saw that. I really should be rooting for Tampa to get that draft pick, but I. just. can’t.

      1. Tundra

        Rooting for the Jackets. I like their team, coach and system.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Rough year for them and the injuries as well as Nick Foligno. And here they are.

          My wife LOVES Torts AND Cherry.

          That chick.

          1. Tundra

            Torts is a dickhead, but I’m a fan. Foligno is a stud. Love to see them advance a couple more rounds.

          2. Fourscore

            At least you’ll have a chance for a meet up with Donald tomorrow. Take the Pope with you and give us a summary

          3. Tundra

            I had no idea he was visiting. I’m not sure His Holiness got the restraining order vacated yet, but maybe we could send Leap?

            Knowing him, he’d end up as Treasury Secretary or something. How cool would that be?

    3. slumbrew

      Isn’t it a 7 game series?

      1. Tundra

        Yep. Columbus up 3-0.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        Yeh but the way Tampa are playing – hint like pussies – CBJ could finish them off in 4.

      3. slumbrew

        Ah, n/m – didn’t realize game 3 had ended already.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          128 point team no less.

          Know what teams hit those numbers? The Habs dynasties in the 70s and Red Wings in the 90s. Difference is those teams WON and dominated in the playoffs.

          1. It often seems in the NHL that teams who dominated the regular season are then spent when they get to the playoffs. I’m painfully remembering my Chicago Blackhawks as a one seed a few years ago getting swept in the first round by Nashville.

            I wonder if a better approach is to play in the regular season well enough to make the playoffs, but arrive there with some saved energy to burn.

  23. Ownbestenemy

    Ive seen this headline for two years…’Trump White House braces for…[insert gotcha moment]”

    1. Spudalicious

      So, Irish foreplay? “Brace yourself, Bessie!”

      1. Tres Cool

        What you did there- it was noted.

  24. Timeloose

    Wasn’t he one of the upper class Snobs in the Young Ones?

    I think it was the quiz show episode.

  25. Timeloose

    Somehow I’m under a tornado watch until 5 am. WTF it’s April and I’m in Pennsylvania.

    1. Rhywun

      Yikes. Just heavy fog here on the Atlantic coast.

    2. Spudalicious

      I hear ya. It drizzled here today.

  26. CPRM

    Modern streaming is so bad. No local buffering. No one except netflix and youtube has full dynamic resolution anymore. Not even to mention the streaming services that have ads where the show does have dynamic resolution, but the ads don’t. So you are watching the show just fine at 480p, then a 1080p ad plays and it just freezes. This is why high speed internet is a human right! So the companies don’t have to work so hard. It’s not cronyism, it’s a HUMAN RIGHT?!

    1. Threedoor

      I pine for the days when there were three channels. The rabbit ears didn’t buffer!

      1. Rhywun

        When I was ten years old and my city got its fifth channel it was like Christmas, my birthday, and Easter rolled into one.

        1. CPRM

          growing up in East Bumblefuck, Wisconsin we still only had three channels when I was a kid, we got cable in about 87 with 14 channels, it went up to 22 in 88. MTV finally got added after I graduated HS in 2001.

          1. Rhywun

            This was 1979. We got glorious cable with 30 channels around 1982, but because I spent 98% of my time in my room with a revolving cast of ancient hand-me-down TV’s and no cable, I watched the shit out of that independent channel throughout HS.

        2. Living in Indonesia, there was 1 channel (gov’t) that had a handful of US or UK shows with subtitles every week. Then they got a 2nd (private channel) early 90s? – with another handful of shows….I think they’re up to 8-10 channels total now (not counting satellite).

  27. Urthona

    I would like more Charmed episode summaries.

    1. Rhywun

      MLW does God’s work in some of America’s most dangerous neighborhoods.

  28. Vacuous Insight

    It is very entertaining to read Tulsi Gabbard’s Twitter feed. It is a rollercoaster of agreeing with and disagreeing with her tweets. Half the time the agreement/disagreement changes midway through the tweet.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Yeah, and the sad thing is, she’s probably the sanest of the Dems right now.

      1. Vacuous Insight

        We should have a glib poll on Trump vs Gabbard. There would actually be a lot of pro and anti liberty positions from both candidates.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Neither of them are for liberty. But Gabbard is stronger on scaling back the WoD and reducing foreign military involvement. Moot point, she’s going nowhere, far too sane for Team Blue.

  29. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning
    1. Rhywun

      Oh, come on. We’re all in this together. It’s only fair that everyone knows everything about everyone else. No secrets!

      1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        Ooohhhh…that could prove to be an unfortunate outlook.

        You flipped off the screen when you read that snippet, didn’t you?

        1. Rhywun

          You must have something to hide if you’re not willing to play along, citizen.

  30. DenverJ

    What’s going on with TOS? Did this just happen, or days old news?

    1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

      Did what just happen?

      1. DenverJ

        HNR forwards to reason / latest

        1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          Wait–Hit ‘n’ Run is no longer?

          1. DenverJ

            That’s what I’m asking

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Shrieky done fucked everything up, huh?

            I know–there are plenty of posters there that could fuck up a wet dream.

          3. CPRM

            So, we slayed the beast? Did we win stupid prizes for playing this stupid game? I was told that’s how it works.

        2. Rhywun

          Huh. As of yesterday or the day before it was forwarding to something resembling but not named HyR. Interesting.

          1. Rhywun

            Latest “Latest” says Hit&Run is done. Well, then.

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Um…………..yeah. That happened.

          3. CPRM

            I did zero research, so you better not prove me wrong, cuz I tweeted it already.

          4. Rhywun

            I don’t twat.

    2. DenverJ

      Can I now claim a legitimate “first”?

      1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        For here? Yeah, as far as I’m concerned. Can’t say the same about Twitter, though….

        1. DenverJ

          Well, you kinda seem like a dick smart ass… so I’m not asking you.

          1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Hey, look–I’m no baby. I don’t even have a whistle.

            So yeah, smart-ass.

          2. DenverJ

            I specifically striked “dick”

          3. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            I know, I know….any reason to post my fave episode of that series, is all.

            So, yeah–smart ass

  31. Old Man With Candy

    I haven’t used a charcoal grill in years. But I won one in a chili contest a few years ago and set it up last weekend. Tonight’s bounty was grilled asparagus, Beyond Sausage spicy Italian style, and caramelized peppers and onions. It’s a mild pain in the ass compared to propane, but I may never go back.

    1. CPRM

      I’ve never used anything but a charcoal grill. But then again I use a grill for it’s intended purpose of cooking meat, no idea what a fag vegetarian would us it for.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        Making delicious, delicious food. For my wife. Who is a female.

        1. CPRM

          But, you won’t give her the meat. Now all those those texts she’s sent me make sense…

          1. Old Man With Candy

            She’s accustomed to kosher salami.

          2. CPRM

            Just because you don’t let her have sour Cream doesn’t mean she won’t get it somewhere else. Supply and demand.

          3. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Someone’s being salty tonight! OK, more than one person is being “salty”…

          4. CPRM

            SP and OMWC are the only glibs I’ve met, so we have some inside jokes, even if they don’t know it, I’m making it a thing!

          5. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Oh, I do that, too.

            The shit you and I never got into, yet I still laugh about? Pure gold.

    2. Akira

      I do like the flavor from charcoal, but yes, the prep work is a bit of a pain.

      I’ve thought about just making a circle out of bricks and sticking a few grates in there. The metal on my charcoal grills always rusts out really fast, probably due to above-average use and being left out in the rain (since I don’t feel comfortable putting the cover on it when there’s still fire inside).

      1. CPRM

        The grill I have my dad got circa 1996. I take shit care of it, I’m just now thinking of getting new grates. Then again, I’m not a nancy who worries about rust, it puts iron in your blood.

        1. Akira

          My gripe with rust is that it causes the grill to physically fall apart 😉

          1. DenverJ

            Vegetable oil
            That is all

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Well, looky at ol’ Akira, here! Can’t handle a little structural failure!

      2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        The metal on my charcoal grills always rusts out really fast, probably due to above-average use and being left out in the rain

        This-for the same reason(s).

        Had propane, and it was OK. But wasn’t content, and just had to get charcoal, because taste.

        Now, have a charcoal grill that I’ve used maybe 5-10 times in 3 years, as it’s too much prep work for no real improvement in taste.

        1. I’m always intrigued by the “too much prep work” argument against charcoal.

          1) fill chimney with wood chunks
          2) adjust vents
          3) light papers under chimney
          4) go do something for 15 minutes
          5) dump chimney into grill

          Also, if you use lump charcoal instead of reconstituted sawdust nuggets, the flavor difference is very noticeable.

          1. Old Man With Candy

            Compared to propane: Turn on gas, press igniter. Cook.

  32. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

    So, who here already knew that Comedy Central and Jim Jeffries were a bunch of pussies?

    I think there is enough context in the early part of the video, but if not, I may be able to shed a little light about this.

    1. CPRM

      I’m not sure if the video you linked is what you intended. So far it’s a woman sitting in a room and she said ‘do journalism’, yeah.

      1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        A) She’s a furriner–kinda
        B) She’s, most likely, a millennial
        c) Doesn’t change the facts of the case.

        But, since you’re gonna shit-lord my link, try the man’s perspective

        1. CPRM

          Oh, so that was the video you meant to share? Well why not just point out that Jim Jeffries got famous in the US by making fun of cripples and let the SJW mob take him down?

          1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            ‘Cause I dislike Jeffries enough to avoid most of his work. Especially that.

            Not clicking. No-sir-ee

          2. CPRM

            I don’t like his stand-up, don’t know him for anything but that and the show, but I like the show.

  33. straffinrun

    Fox has been hammering the Omar “Someone did something” on 9/11. I listen to Omar’s speech where she said that and it’s clear to me she’s saying that Muslims in the US after 9/11 felt they were being collectively blamed. That isn’t true, however, Fox is full of shit by claiming she was downplaying 9/11. She deserves being raked over the coals for whinging about “muh stereotypes!” when she and AOC and Tlaib have built their entire political careers on collectivized guilt.

    /Rant off

    1. DenverJ

      I agree. She wasn’t trying to downplay it, just shorthand, vernacular stuff. She still sucks

    2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

      I got the impression, by where she put that line in her speech, that she WAS downplaying. I think it’s overboard to keep harping on it (Fox, or anyone else–it’s just not that newsworthy), but, if that is what she did*, it’ll be an albatross around her for some time to come.

      *I’m open to the probability that I misunderstand her use of the phrase. I’m of the opinion that she’s Islamist enough to say it that way, but I could be wrong.

      1. straffinrun

        Think about it this way, if someone tells me I owe reparations to descendants of slaves, I’m going to ask why someone somewhere did something I have no relation to makes me guilty. Wordy, but you get my point. Omar is a POS and we can easily agree on that.

        1. CPRM

          But then you ignore her (ignorant? or truth bending?) next sentence, where she says CAIR was formed in retaliation to the response from 9/11, even though it was formed in the mid-90s.

          If her point was to bring light to the wrongs done by the Patriot Act, she got the order of causality wrong.

        2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          but you get my point.

          Yes, with your example, I do see it differently.

        3. straffinrun

          I’m not going to defend any iota of that speech. Just that the line they are seizing on was meant to emphasize her “victim” status more than saying 9/11 wasn’t so bad. To me, that’s just as bad as downplaying 9/11 because it springs from the same line of thinking.

          1. CPRM

            I haven’t seen anything about this other than the clip, I ignore most news, unless I have to write a cartoon.

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            I ignore most news, unless I have to write a cartoon.

            C, I find that to be one of the most brilliant and funny sentences I’ve seen in a long time. As THaTH takes off, you should think about making this the quote of your public self.

    3. CPRM

      Yeah, I don’t have a horse in the game, so her words are as disgusting to me as people who say because people died on 9/11 we need to wage endless war against everyone in the middle east,

      1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        ^Bingo!

  34. CPRM

    Hey, Denver, Sorry I gotta do it, if you wanna help me market my glibs videos, my handle at myself dot com.

    1. DenverJ

      Ima try a late night email to a vaugue address, reply and we’ll talk tomorrow

      1. CPRM

        myself is literal, not my handle.

    1. Akira

      I don’t understand native English speakers who capitalize almost every single word in non-headline sentences. I know German capitalizes every single noun whether it’s a proper noun or not, but I can’t comprehend how a native English speaker would get the idea that that’s necessary.

      1. CPRM

        It Does Look Better In Print. That’s Why It Is Used In Headlines And Adds.

      2. straffinrun

        There was commenter at TOS named Monte Crisco (I liked the guy) who would end most of his comments with !!!. Checked the other day and he got memory holed. People underestimate the power of understating.

        1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          I kinda remember him/her/xir… Got holed, and probably didn’t get the courtesy of a reach-around.

          1. straffinrun

            Fucked up because I have a bunch of responses to him that now make me look like (even more of) a loonatic.

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            That is…weird.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Googled him on reason because it seemed kind of familiar also. I guess some are still there. One I clicked on was from 9 years ago. Top of the comments, J sub D (RIP). And a bunch of others with familiar names that either faded away or didn’t make the leap.

            Icing on the cake? Article was by fruit sushi. How long has that guy been there?

            Also noticed that the comments are marked closed. I remember when you could corpse fuck years dead thread. Some of them were interesting, like the salty tears one until they got Viking Moose.

      3. Rhywun

        She just seems illiterate to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

      I have a “You bitch, you bought it” philosophy re; politics. Anytime anyone complains that government should “do something” that involves taking care of people (food, shelter, medical…you get the picture), I say, ‘If you bitch, you bought it’. If you’re going to complain about people going without–especially if you know of such situations actually going on–you should do something about it, instead of just foisting it on our temporary (heh) nobility.

      So, if Cher knows that LA has 50,000 people in need of some thing(s) being paid for on their behalf, she should get off her aging hippy ass and pay for it. I have no interest at all in telling people how to spend their resources. Unless they start trying to make demands of me and others. At that point, all bets are off.

      And, she can go screw.

        1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          L L
          @llggs5
          ·
          7h
          Oh she does every week. They make her yard look fabulous.

          Heh. Heheheheheheheheh.

          /I actually vaguely remember seeing that somewhere (I don’t twatter, either). Gee, I wonder how it went for her….

          1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Shit, I somehow cutt off the first quote:

            Lynn Loera
            @LynnLoera
            7h
            Replying to
            @michaelmalice
            and
            @Cernovich
            let’s be honest… I would bet the farm she NEVER took one illegal in! Not one!

          2. CPRM

            Remember ‘the day without immigrants‘? If you don’t then you’re not rich enough to be a democrat.

          3. straffinrun

            Zing!

      1. CPRM

        She’s just a gypsie tramp thief. Move along.

      2. Chafed

        Completely agree. It’s always pass the buck. Someone else should do it and someone else should pay for. If it’s so important then you do it, organize it, pay for it, and/or lead the fundraising.

    1. straffinrun

      Compared to Dont let the bed chicken get ya.

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JgQmDO82QPU

      1. Gustave Lytton

        YouTube gives a Super Jockey clip with that in the up next column. Would really like to understand the recommendation algorithm.

    2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

      What if I identify as a “k’nigit”?

      I mean, I am silly, and I speak English…

      1. Chafed

        If that’s your name then you play pro football.

        1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          Well, I am a big guy. Just not Football big. Or, a sportsball fan.

  35. Chafed

    Can someone tell me how many intersectionality points this earns? I lost my score card.

    https://www.dailycaller.com/2019/04/14/morehouse-college-transgender/

    1. Gustave Lytton

      How does a male only college not get sued out of existence these days?

      1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        Either the people prone to sue think it’s better for it to be around to protect a ‘marginalized community’, or, they don’t actually want to attend that particular uni.

        /why not both?