Category: Daily Links

  • SEA SMITH THURSDAY MORNING LINKS

    GOOOOOD MORNING, GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS!

     

    SEA SMITH LET BANJOS AND SLOOPY HAVE MORNING OFF. THIS MEAN SEA SMITH GET DO LINKS! SEA SMITH HOPE GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS LIKE. IF NOT, TOO BAD!!! HAHAHAHA!  SEA SMITH JUST KIDDING. HOPE LIKE!

    1. SEA SMITH THINK THIS…SILLY. BUT SEA SMITH ONCE RAPE CARGO SHIP FULL OF RUM CASK…SO WHAT HE KNOW?
    2. WHY NO BELIEVE ALL WOMYN, ZOOLANDER? HAHAHAHA! WHAT YOU GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS SAY? “HOIST BY OWN RETARD”?
    3. MOAR SOCIALIST HEALTHCARE FUN. AT LEAST IT “FREE”!

     

    COME ON IN, WATER FINE!

  • Odin’s Day Cyclopic Links

    Honestly, there probably won’t be any cyclopean linkage today. I’m just bored of Wednesday as a concept.

    It’s blue. It’s a hole. And it’s pretty darn great.

    I guess I can be semi-on-topic with music from Norway or Sweden, ja?

  • Wednesday Morning Links

    Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone but Democrats who for the hundredth time are going to be let down as the massive “bombshell” that Cohen is going to release at the congressional hearings is that…drum roll please…Trump knew that Roger Stone reached out to Wikileaks.  Womp womp.

     

    While this shitshow is taking place, Trump has been in Vietnam meeting with Kim Jong Un.

     

    And takes a swipe at Blumenthal.

     

    House votes to overturn Trump’s border emergency declaration.

     

    It truly is amazing how a small percentage of people are allowing this insanity to persist.  I’d love to see a poll, but I can’t imagine no more than 10/20% of the population believe in allowing men into women sports competitions.

     

     

     

    Californian “Herbalist” sentenced after convincing parents to not give his son insulin for his diabetes.  Why were the parents also not charged?

     

     

    That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

  • ZARDOZ TUESDAY AFTERNOON LINKS

    A PROPER COSTUME

     

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE FLORIDA CHOSEN ONE IS STUCK IN THE LAND OF THE ICE AND THE SNOW. ZARDOZ HAS USED HIS MIGHTY POWERS TO APPEAR, AND TO DO THE LINKS IN THE AFTERNOON! I AM SURE THE CHOSEN ONES ARE SUITABLY IMPRESSED. THEREFOR, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

    • ZARDOZ IS PLEASED. ONE CAN ONLY HOPE THIS ESCALATES! PERHAPS A SMALL SCALE NUCLEAR EXCHANGE?! THAT WOULD RESULT IN A LEGENDARY CLEANSING OF BRUTALS.
    • PAGING SEA SMITH. MR. SEA SMITH, PLEASE PICK UP THE RED COURTESY PHONE. WAIT…PERHAPS HE ALREADY IS THERE, AND IT IS HE, NOT THE “WIND” CAUSING THIS.
    • ZARDOZ SUSPECTS THE “LUCKY CHARM” WAS NOT SO LUCKY. PERHAPS IT WAS LUCKY FOR THE BOMB MAKER?
    • AGREED. AS THE PENIS IS EVIL, THE RECORDINGS OF SUCH SHOULD BE SUPPRESSED!

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  • Tuesday Morning Links

    Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for Democrats as Cohen is set to give three days of congressional testimony and provide plenty of fodder for Democrats and their quest to take down Bad Orange Man.  Will the Democrats finally succeed in their quest or will our anti-hero escape another dangerous trap?  Find out on the next episode of Trump!

    For the drunk child in all of us.

     

    Jessie Smollett’s defense appears to be that his Nigerian friends are homophobic.

     

    183 people have been stranded on a Amtrak train for over 24 hours.

     

    Maybe we do live in a patriarchy as men are even dominating women in women sports.

     

     

    The Green New Deal’s estimated cost is $93 trillion.

     

     

    That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

     

     

  • Quita los enlaces muchachos… espera … dame los enlaces!

    Who is it?

    Brett cannot come to the door at the moment. In his present condition, he may take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject himself to further PM link absences. He appreciates your understanding.

    Brett does not know who you are. But know that he has a particular set of skills, built up from a long career….

     

    Here’s links from below the wall!

    Ever wonder who is buying Venezuala’s oil? They have to be producing something right? Well, now you know.

    Once again, we have further proof Brazil elected a fascist as he…proposed pension reform…?

    The proposal would set a minimum retirement age of 65 for men and 62 for women, among other changes.

    The government said the overhaul would save more than 1 trillion reais (£210bn; $270bn) over the next decade.

    But opposition parties argue the changes would penalise the poorest.

    The proposal must be approved by both Houses of Congress.

    Many previous governments in Brazil have tried but failed to reform the country’s pension system, which is running large deficits, a situation expected to worsen in coming decades as the country’s population ages.

    President Jair Bolsonaro, a far-right politician who was elected last year, said the issue would be the number one priority at the start of his new government.

     

    Que lastima

    A 7.5 Magnitude earthquake struck near the border of Ecuador and Peru. https://www.npr.org/2019/02/22/696961234/7-5-magnitude-earthquake-strikes-near-ecuadors-border-with-peru

    Unfortunately, rescue operations are not likely to be needed, much to Howlin Mad Murdock’s dismay…

    “The Peru-Chile Trench is an area that hosts large earthquakes quite regularly,” the USGS said. It added that 15 other intermediate-depth earthquakes have occurred within 310 miles of the epicenter in the past 100 years.

    “Today’s earthquake is the largest of these,” the USGS said.

    The earthquake isn’t likely to trigger a tsunami, geologists said.

    “A destructive Pacific-wide tsunami is not expected” because of the quake, the U.S. Tsunami Warning Center said in notices that were sent to Hawaii, Guam, American Samoa and other areas.

     

    Cubans flock to the polls yesterday to vote on a new constitution. Does socialism have a future, CNN asks?

    If passed, Cuba’s updated constitution would protect private property, reintroduce the role of prime minister and, for the first time, limit the Cuban presidency to two consecutive five-year terms. Championed by Raul Castro, brother and successor to Fidel, the document is hoped to enshrine the fundamentals of Cuba’s existing political system for the next generation.

    Right. Sure it is.  I’m calling it now, 98% of Cubans will vote to keep Castro in power.

    Here’s something stuck in my head from this morning. Enjoy.

     

  • Monday Morning Links

    Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone except Spike Lee who was quite upset last night.

     

    Speaking of the Oscars, this is the only part that ever seems to entertain me.  Reanimate Joan Rivers’ corpse!

     

    It’s easy to know what the left is up to, all you have to do is listen to what they are accusing the right of doing.

     

    Striking a massive blow for actual equality, a Texas judge ruled an all-male military draft is unconstitutional.

     

    Half of all business economists see a recession by the end of 2020.  I wonder how many of these same economists saw the housing bubble or (more likely) laughed at the few economists warning about it.

     

    Democrats fight to stop Trump’s emergency declaration.

     

    I hope so.

     

    How can you not love this timeline?

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    That’s all I got for today, I’ll leave you with a song and move on with my day.

  • SEA SMITH SUNDAY EVENING LINKS

    HI, SHIP!

     

    SEA SMITH JOIN WEEKEND FUN. HE WANT DO LINKS LIKE GIANT STONE HEAD AND COUSIN STEVE SMITH! ENJOY LINKS, GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS:

    1. SEA SMITH EXPECT MANY PUN WHEN READ ARTICLE. “Security at the train station in the town of Dang Dong, on the Chinese border where Kim is expected arrive by train, has also been stepped up.”
    2. THIS NO SEA SMITH FAULT. ALSO, HOPE NO MINNESODA GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS WERE ON SHIP.
    3. DICK BRUS DEPOSIT INSTRUMENT? SOUND LIKE JOB FOR SEA SMITH! WAIT, THIS JUST SILLY SHIP THING.

     

    COME ON IN, WATER FINE!

  • Sunday Morning (((Links)))

    After a week of deluge, the sun broke through, and I managed to build up a bit of Vitamin D. Other than the time I wasted inside commenting here. And doing morning links.

    It’s February 24th, and February 24th does not just bring any ordinary list of birthdays: today is the birthday of Abe Vigoda, who Yahweh-willing, will always be with us. Also whiner Joe Lieberman and singer/songwriter Michelle Shocked (whom SP and I saw live a few years back, just before she destroyed her own career by saying un-PC things- it was a GREAT show).

    But you little mamzers are here to ignore the news, not to ignore my patter, so let’s bring it on.


     

    “But it’s not REAL socialism!”

     

    Rub and Tug Gate expands. Could this be a triggering event to get government out of morality policing? Nah.

     

    Follow up to my link from yesterday. Feinstein feels the rage of the Left, who love to use kids as talking props.

     

    Not that it matters, we’re all dooooooomed! It’s SCIENCE!

     

    Adjacent Jew Haters surprised once again, using kids as target props. “Wait, they’re going to shoot back???” Of course, journalist being what they are, they can’t even get the age of the dead rioting kid consistent.

     

    The latest fashionable threat to our precious bodily fluids.

     

    Here’s a guy who knows how to do it right- when opportunity knocks, answer. It’s all racism, I’m sure.

     

    Well, this is a step down from Nikki Haley in every possible way. But it is fun to see the panic.

     

    TERRIFYING new warship! Hide under the bed!

     

    Could the entire North Carolina legislature be illegitimate? This judge seems to think so. (h/t Lt Fish)

     

    A Cessna 172 is hard to crash. But the youth of today never says never and presses on!

     


    Old Guy Music, and an interesting remake of one of my favorite songs and my theme for today. Listening to this, I wanted to grab my flute and start playing along, but I figured that SP and Wonder Dog would not be amused at being awakened at this time of the morning…

  • ZARDOZ SATURDAY EVENING ADVICE AND LINKS

    WRONG!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    ZARDOZ SPEAK TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ HAS BEEN DISPATCHING THE BRUTAL ADVICE GIVERS WITH EASE. TOO MUCH EASE. THEREFOR, TONIGHT ZARDOZ SHALL CRUSH TWO AT ONCE! AND GIVE THE CHOSEN ONE LINKS. THIS IS BECAUSE ZARDOZ IS PLEASED. YOU HAVE SNARKED WELL AT THE BRUTALS THAT PLAGUE THE EARTH. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

    Q: Recently, after a few drinks, my mother confessed to me that my stepbrother years ago had been arrested for downloading child pornography and spent three months in jail for it. Apparently she and her husband (my stepbrother’s father) only recently found out when my stepbrother was asked to leave a family function by someone who knew about it. She promised both of them to never tell a soul and has felt burdened ever since. She blames herself for breaking the promise and feels guilty for telling me. But I was able to persuade her to tell my brother about this because he has children who have met my stepbrother. In some ways this revelation has brought my mother and me closer, because I’m proud of her for telling us. But I want to let the rest of our stepsiblings (all adults with children) know, since I think they have the right to decide for themselves how to deal with this information. I think my mother is afraid her husband will be extremely upset if she pushes the issue, and she doesn’t want to split the family. I now feel the burden has been passed on to me. I avoid going to family gatherings because I worry about my stepbrother being there, and I feel terrible for keeping this information from my other stepsiblings. Don’t they have the right to know? How can I support my mother and assure her that I’m on her side while still convincing her to inform the others?
    —Creeped Out and Concerned

    A: IT TAKES A BRUTAL TO MAKE SOMETHING COMPLEX THAT IS SO SIMPLE. THE PEDO DOWNLOADER SHOULD BE CONFRONTED BY YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY, AND CLEANSED. THE ACT OF COLLECTIVE MURDER WILL DRAW THE REMAINING FAMILY THAT MUCH CLOSER! ZARDOZ HAS A SUGGESTION FOR GARB FOR THE CLEANSING:

    HEY, STEPBRO!

    SHOULD THE BRUTAL STEPFATHER COMPLAIN – ZARDOZ WILL TAKE HIM OFF YOUR HANDS, AND MAKE HIM USEFUL…

    HOW YOU LIKE YOUR NEW FAMILY, “DAD”?

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    Q: Our 22-year-old son stays with us. He has a part-time job and goes to school part-time. He is somewhat secretive. We don’t know his friends or where he goes.

    One day he brought a male friend over and they hung out in our guesthouse, drinking and playing video games. This went on for several hours and then the blinds closed. My husband wasn’t comfortable with that, so he knocked on the door and went in to talk to them. He asked the friend if he had a girlfriend, and the friend said no — that he’s bisexual. Our son then announced that he is also bisexual.

    We have only met one girl that he dated and the male friend who was over. The friend did say he isn’t interested in our son, that they are strictly friends. I don’t think my husband should have quizzed our son in front of his friend.

    Our son has a chip on his shoulder and an “I don’t care attitude” about many things. He blames a lot of things on his ADHD. He acts like he can’t multitask or concentrate on what he’s supposed to do. He tries, but if he forgets to do something, he gets an attitude from time to time. I don’t know what to think. — FRUSTRATED IN WASHINGTON

    A: THIS IS OBVIOUS, TO ANYONE BUT BRUTALS. HE IS ROGERING THE “FRIEND” AND GOING TO LIVE OFF YOUR HANDOUTS FOR AS LONG AS HE CAN. NOW, HIS PENIC ACTIVITY IS FORGIVABLE – FOR THE PENIS IS EVIL FOR SHOOTING SEEDS THAT CREATE NEW LIFE. THAT IS NOT GOING TO OCCUR IF HE IS PENISING A MALE BRUTAL. HOWEVER, IF HE CANNOT CONCENTRATE ON ANY TASKS AT HAND – ZARDOZ HAS SOME HELP FOR YOU…

    FOCUS! FOCUS!

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

     

    THE LINKS!

    • ZARDOZ IS PLEASED. MORE, MORE! SOCIALIST CLEANSING!
    • IF ZARDOZ HAD THE CIRCUITRY TO LAUGH…HE WOULD.

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.