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  • From the Home of FloridaMan to the Home of the Man in the Moon

     

    Here we are on the cusp of one of mankind’s greatest accomplishments and many Americans have never been taught what a big deal successfully landing men on the moon was.  Most of the Glibertariat know about the Apollo program and some of us probably know about it in much more and fascinating detail than I.  Because I was a planetary geology major as an undergraduate it fell upon me to write this short piece on Project Apollo.  So here is: “Plntry 101 Apollo Missions MWF 3-4”.  If this doggerel inspires you to learn more about Apollo there are plenty of sources for further reading and watching.

    The HBO series “From the Earth to the Moon” does a magnificent job with each episode concentrating on one portion of the effort. “In the Shadow of the Moon” is a great documentary which interviewed all the surviving astronauts (less Armstrong) and is purely archival NASA footage and interviews. Even Netflix’s “The Last Man on the Moon” is fantastic on Gene Cernan.  There are books, too many to mention, that cover the program from the first detail to the last; from an overview for teens to tomes with a Selenologist’s attention to detail on a handful of samples; and even a crime story about the largest ever heist of lunar material from NASA.  Okay, I’ll mention the last- “Sex on the Moon” by Ben Mezrich- covers how a world class BS’ing college student managed to steal samples directly from a NASA secure site.

    The Apollo missions can be broadly separated into two categories, the “engineering” missions and the “science” missions. Of course every mission involved both aspects, but the program was designed to work out how to get men safely to the moon and back; then to move on to missions in the more geologically interesting areas. . President Kennedy said we’d go to the moon so now the scientists and engineers asked, “Okay. How do we do this?” NASA was full of engineers and the astronauts were test pilots (and one geologist) with a well-known design and test philosophy of incremental testing and validation.  With no surprise this was the approach adopted for the Apollo Program. A series of missions would test aspects of the lunar mission profile culminating in a series of proof of principle landings before the serious science missions began.

    There are several ways to go to the moon but they break down to basic models- brute force and meet ups. The brute force option (direct ascent) would involve a missile that would dwarf the Saturn V and involved landing the entire manned portion on the moon.  This is what early SciFi films portrayed.  The engineering was way too formidable for the time and this plan was discarded.  The next version involved multiple launches with small existing launch vehicles and assembling the various parts and pieces in low Earth orbit.  The lunar portion would be assembled in orbit.  Another version had unmanned return craft sent to the moon with the manned portion landing nearby and returning in the first vehicle.  This was daunting, especially considering that our first lunar impact mission (Ranger 3) missed the moon.

    Easy, Just Do This and Visit the Moon

    The Apollo program adopted the Lunar Orbit Rendezvous (LOR) mission program.  Launch a large system that shed parts as they were no longer needed.  This system made sense but involved the US having to develop expertise at multiple skills (orbital rendezvous, docking, multiple firings of engines, people working outside of spacecraft, space navigation etc.) before attempting a lunar mission.  These were the goals of the two man Gemini missions.  NASA achieved these goals in a rapid two year series of ten missions which learned the required skills for a lunar mission despite multiple mishaps, “adventure learning”, and several near disasters.

    The workhorse of Apollo was the Saturn launch system. The smaller “little brother” Saturn IVB was used only for the Apollo 7 manned mission.  The Saturn V (ASV) was the monster brother used for the balance of the Apollo missions.  The ASV is still the most powerful vehicle ever used by mankind.  A full ASV “stack” was 363 feet tall, 33 feet wide (fins added additional width) at the base and could send a 103,600 pound payload into lunar orbit. In order get this machine off the Earth the five engines in the first stage generated 7,610,000 pounds-force.   To give an idea of scale, the escape engines atop the Apollo capsule generated more energy than the Redstone that the US used for the first two Mercury flights.  The small third stage alone of an ASV was taller than an entire Mercury-Redstone system.

    The first stage of the stack was 46 yards tall, weighed 5,100,000 pounds loaded. The five F-1 (or F-2) engines were independently gimbaled and controlled to keep the massive system upright within very small tolerances as it left the pad and powered up to 36 miles of altitude at an engine cutoff of ~160 seconds of flight.  The great precision was required both to clear the pad- at the tightest spots there was only 2 feet of space between the ASV and the gantry- and to keep the system from tearing itself apart as it climbed. Even a few feet of shift at the bottom would translate into many yards of movement over a football field higher where the crew was located.  This movement combined with the acceleration would have torn the stack apart in a huge fireball. As anybody has climbed even a small sailboat mast can attest, small changes at deck level quickly become manifest off the deck.  Add in acceleration, winds aloft, shifting center of gravity as millions of pounds of fuel is consumed, and the rotation of the system and you can see why each engine was gimbaled and computer controlled.

    This NASA closeup and ultra slomo of the Apollo 11 take off will explain the first stage is great detail and is awesome footage.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKtVpvzUF1Y&t=152s&app=desktop

    The second stage was slightly smaller and less powerful than the first stage.  It was fueled by burning a mix of liquid Hydrogen and liquid Oxygen through five J-2 engines.  This pushed Apollo through the upper atmosphere and into space with 1,100,000 pounds-force in up to six minutes of burn time.

    The famous footage of the separating booster and the ring shaped interstage (now on TV commercials) shows the ignition of the third stage of the ASV.  It had one J-2 engine and same fuel as the 2d stage.  The crucial difference was the third stage could be re-ignited in flight.  It would burn for 2.5 minutes to place the Apollo into a parking orbit where systems would be checked. Later it would burn for 6 minutes to accelerate Apollo into lunar insertion.  This meant the third stage accelerated the remaining stack from 25,000 feet/second (orbital velocity) to 35,545 f/s (lunar insertion) in under six minutes.

    The third stage also had two other crucial functions.  At the top of the 3rd stage was an instrument unit containing all the computers and instruments required for stages 1-3 to successfully function.  Also at the top of the third stage (inside a shroud) the Lunar Module (LM) rode into orbit.  The third stage followed parallel and near the Apollo to enter solar orbit after passing the moon.  After Apollo 11 most of the third stages were deliberately crashed into the moon to provide signals for seismographs to help determine the interior lunar makeup.

    The manned portions of Apollo consisted of the Command and Service Modules (CSM) and the Lunar Module (LM) which was the only true “spacecraft” that man has ever operated.  The three seat Command Module was much roomier than the earlier Mercury and Gemini capsules since it had to execute longer missions and have room to bring back “souvenirs” from the lunar surface. In addition to the standard hatches it had a nose hatch designed to mate with the LM to enable the crew to move between the two vehicles.  The coke can shaped Service Module had the long term fuel, oxygen, water, and other cells, onboard computers and an engine designed for multiple use.  The SM engine was key in retrieving the LM from the third stage, mid-flight corrections, slowing to lunar orbit and accelerating to lunar escape orbit so the mission can return to Earth. Shortly before reentry into the atmosphere the Command Module would separate from the Service Module leaving it in Earth orbit.

    CSM

     

    The LM was designed ride into orbit inside the ASV third stage then ferry two men to and from the surface of the moon.  The LM had two main parts.  The lower section had the legs, descent engine and carried instruments for the lunar surface.  It would then serve as the launch platform for the upper ascent stage.  The ascent stage was the “home” for the astronauts and could cycle between an atmosphere and no atmosphere.  It would carry the astronauts and lunar materials back to the CSM and then be abandoned in lunar orbit or crashed into the moon.  Everybody who operated the LM was impressed with the handling, but it could only operate in the vacuum of space.

    LM from CSM in lunar orbit

    I need to add a few words about Apollo’s computers. A current kid toy has more computing power than the entire computer system used onboard during an Apollo mission.  A current smart phone?  Forgitaboutit.  NASA would have given anything to have a cheap bottom line 2012 model.  If you every listen to the unedited complete mission transmissions you’ll hear hours of Houston reading numbers to the crew, the crew reading back the numbers, the crew confirming the numbers entered, a pause while the onboard computer ran one part of an equation, the crew reading the new number to Houston, Houston reading the number back, a pause while Houston checked the new number, Houston reading another number, the crew reading it back…….. That is correct.  The computers could not run an entire equation.

    The astronauts for the Apollo missions had a clear hierarchy.  All the Apollo missions were commanded by either Mercury or Gemini “class” selections and the junior mission members were often from one of the “Apollo” classes.  Deke Slayton (Mercury) had been grounded in 1962 for a heart murmur but was made “Director of Flight Crew Operations” and made the crew selections for all Gemini and Apollo missions.  His word was law.  The mission commander was always an experienced astronaut who had done well previously.  The CSM pilot was always an experienced astronaut because he would operating solo in lunar orbit while the others left in the LM.  The LM Pilot was the junior astronaut and was more accurately the LM Co-pilot because the Mission Commander actually flew the LM. In total 33 seats were flown by Apollo, 24 different men went to the moon (3 were repeats) and 12 walked on the lunar surface.

    Apollo 1

    Crew: Grissom (Cdr), White (CSM) Chaffee (2d pilot)

    This mission was designed to use the smaller Saturn IVB to achieve low earth orbit to conduct testing on the Command and Service Modules.  Slayton chose Grissom as the mission commander because he was considered the best engineering pilot.  Grissom was the second Mercury pilot in space, commanded the first Gemini mission, and was to take the first Apollo mission through the engineering paces.  During the workup the engineers grew increasingly unhappy with “Gloomy Gus” who was pointing out issue after issue with the capsule and the training apparatus.  Ed White flew on the 2d Gemini mission and was the first American to walk in space.  Roger Chaffee was the FNG and was a communications specialist.

    The crew was concerned about whether or not the capsule would have the deficiencies corrected in time to fly and Grissom was skeptical that the systems would work for the entire scheduled 14 day duration.  On Jan 27, 1967, less than a month prior to the scheduled flight date, the crew was conducting a dress rehearsal in the sealed capsule and in a pressurized (29 psi) pure oxygen environment.  During the test an electrical short under Grissom’s couch ignited a fire.  Nine seconds later a voice (likely Chaffee) announced over the circuits that there was “a fire in the cockpit”.  Fifteen seconds later the pressure from the fire caused the capsule to breech and then the nitrogen from outside led to increasing smoke while the fire burned itself out over the next hours.  Engineers and technicians outside of the capsule heard the radio call and noticed movement inside, briefly, but the crew was dead even before the capsule breeched.

    Apollo 1 Cabin Post Fire

    This disaster caused NASA to refocus and redesign numerous aspects of the capsule and systems.  Designs went from the major: redesign the door to open under pressure, changing the atmosphere from 100% to 40% oxygen and more carefully checking for friction points; to more mundane- spacesuits changed from nylon to fire resistant materials etc. NASA and the multiple contractors worked feverishly for the next year and a half until the CSM was declared to be flight ready for humans.  Meanwhile multiple unmanned launches continued to test the various systems of Apollo and the Saturn V.

    Apollo 7- October 1967

    Crew: Shirra (Cdr), Eisele (CSM) and Cunningham (LM)

    After 21 months of redesign of the CSM the mission of Apollo 7 was the same as Apollo 1.  Apollo 7 launched with the smaller ASIVB and conducted testing in low earth orbit for 11 days.  From a technical standpoint the mission was a complete success, the CSM flew extremely well and checked out.  From a personal management system the mission was a mess.

    Wally Shirra flew the Mercury and this was his third flight.  Both Eisele and Cunningham were on their first flight.  The larger capsule size (about the size of a standard closet) contributed to members suffering from space sickness. This combined with rations that weren’t sitting with the crew’s stomachs and Shirra coming down with a head cold led to “the mutiny”.  Shirra and the others started to “talk back” to the ground control team and decided not to perform some requested actions that Shirra didn’t consider crucial to the core mission.  The culmination of the mutiny was shortly before re-entry when Shirra decided that crew safety demanded that they not wear their helmets- which had been SOP since the first flight.  The new fishbowl type helmets prevented the astronauts from being able to clear their eardrums. Since he and others were suffering from congestion he believed the risks were worse from helmets on versus possible impacts from having the helmets off.

    After their return to Houston the crew had to defend their actions for when they didn’t follow directions from the ground.  Slayton rejected Eisele and Cunningham from all further flights and Shirra retired from NASA.  Their post flight medals were downgraded (the only crew to have that happen) and weren’t returned to the post flight standard awards until 2008.  Slayton’s actions had the desired impact on the rest of the astronaut roster, the mutiny was never repeated during the remaining Apollo missions.

    Apollo 8- December 1968

    Crew: Borman (Cdr), Lovell (CSM), Anders (LM)

    This flight is when Apollo started really attaining world prominence.  This mission originally was to be another low orbit test, this time with an ASV, to test the LM with a crew aboard.  The LM construction and testing was behind schedule so George Low basically said, “Well, we have the launch vehicle, so let’s flip missions and test the CSM under lunar conditions by going around the moon.”  The mission change was announced after Apollo 7 returned, the original crew slipped back to Apollo 9 since they were training on the LM and Anders crew was told, “Be ready to go to the moon in two months.”  The decision to undertake this mission on such short notice was influenced by having a complete ASV and not wanting to “waste it in low earth orbit”, combined with a recent Soviet mission (Zond 5) which sent some animals around the moon and back to Earth, and a rumored Soviet manned mission to orbit the moon.

    Borman and Lovell were both Gemini pilots with well-regarded missions under their belts.  Borman had commanded Gemini VII with Lovell as his crew.  GVII was designed to be a long term flight of two weeks to simulate the time for a lunar mission.  After Gemini VI’s aborted take-off the revised mission had GVII launch before GVI and then when GVI launched the two missions would rendezvous.  After the meeting GVI returned to Earth and Borman’s mission remained in orbit for the full 14 days.  (Imagine being in your front seat of your car for 14 days without a break.) Lovell later commanded Gemini XII (with Buzz Aldrin).  GXII is considered the most successful Gemini flight because they easily docked with a target vehicle, and most importantly Aldrin completed multiple successful EVA’s which finally demonstrated that an astronaut could complete precise tasks outside a spacecraft without undue hazard to themselves or their craft.  Michael Collins was originally scheduled to be the CSM pilot and had started training but developed back problems and got two vertebrae fused.  Since recovery took time, he was dropped and Lovell was added.

    The risks to Apollo 8 were real.  This was only the third launch of a Saturn V and the first manned mission with an ASV.  The two earlier unmanned launches had some serious issues including a compression problem (“pogo sticking”) that would have endangered the crew. Engineers had developed solutions and Apollo 8 was the test that the solutions worked.  The other risk was Apollo 8 had no “lifeboat” or spare engine from a LM.  This was the only time during Apollo no spare was flown and was done only because the LM was not ready to fly.  Apollo 13 validated having a spare was valuable.

    The mission launched on Dec 21, 1968 with no issues.  Twelve and a half hours later the crew was approved to conduct lunar insertion and they became the first humans to head to another body in the Solar System.  A8 had one issue on the way to the moon when the third stage was shadowing them too closely for comfort.  After several discussions with ground control the solution was to radio the abandoned stage to vent all remaining fuel.  This changed the trajectory enough to clear the hazard.

    Riding to the moon is in some ways like riding a roller coaster.  On the way there your initial velocity of 35,505 ft/sec gradually bleeds off as you climb out of the earth’s gravity well.  As you travel the craft also slowly rotates (1X hour) like a rotisserie chicken to balance heating and cooling and you can’t even see the moon.  Around 55 hours after lunar insertion the craft reaches ~39,000 miles from the moon and has slowed down to around 3,900 ft/sec.  At that point the craft enters the lunar gravity well and starts to speed up as it falls down the roller coaster towards the moon.   Now comes the odd part.  The decision to enter lunar orbit is made with communications to the ground, but the firing of the Service Module engine to slow down to lunar orbit occurs behind the moon and out of communications with the Earth.  The A8 CSM was only ~72 miles above the lunar surface and about to swing behind the moon when it got the okay. The CSM engine burn went without an issue and Apollo 8 settled in for 10 orbits (~20 hours) of quality time at the moon.

    Now that Apollo 8 was orbiting the lunar surface they started their recon. Apollo 8 was launched so that when they arrived the lighting would be the same as it would be when Apollo 11 arrived.  This was important because one key task was to photograph Apollo 11’s approach path and planned landing location.  Having completed all their tasks the return to Earth went according to plan.

    1968 would not be listed among the best years in America’s history. We were fighting a war in Vietnam and the “Tet Offensive” started off the year.  There were multiple assassinations and riots throughout the country.  The presidential election came down to Nixon, Humphries and Wallace.  It was a good year to have not to have lived through.  Apollo 8 was the one thing the country could look up to.  The mission was a worldwide phenomenon and totally at odds with the USSR space program.  The Soviets always kept their missions held close to the vest, Apollo was everywhere, for anybody anywhere, to watch.  The Apollo 8 crew were the first people to see the entire planet in one glance. They shared with us the view of our home planet as a blue marble in the total darkness of space.  They pointed the camera down and we all looked down on a totally alien world consisting of shades of grey.   This is what the world saw that Christmas Eve. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aIf0G2PtHo&app=desktop

    One of the Most Important Photos of all Time

    One of the Most Important Photos of all Time

    Seeing the earth from space is a cliché now as evidenced by VW’s current automobile commercial. But when this photo was released it immediately grabbed the attention of people worldwide.  The contrast of the blues and whites of the planet against the dead moon in the foreground and the black of space was instantly understandable. In a blink of an eye that photo was everywhere, from commercial products to stamps issued by a dozen governments and it gave a major boost to the environmental movement.

    Apollo 9 March 1969

    Crew: McDivitt (CDR), Scott (CSM),  Schweickart (LM)

    Apollo 8 captured the World’s attention and was glamour personified.  It was the first time men journeyed to another body in the Solar System, reading Genesis at Christmas from lunar orbit, and the famous Anders “Earthrise” photo.  Apollo 9 returned to the relative humdrum of low Earth orbit, but accomplished critical engineering goals with élan.

    James McDivitt commanded Gemini IV on his first space flight and is often overlooked because he remained in the capsule while Ed White made America’s first EVA.  Scott was on his second flight after flying Gemini VIII with Armstrong. Schweickart was on his first flight.  Scott returned to space commanding Apollo 15.  McDivitt transferred to managing the Apollo Program office after this flight.

    Apollo 9 was the first time a complete Saturn “stack” was launched.  This was test one of a complete lunar mission profile and most importantly was the first time the LM performed in manned flight.  The LM was the reason and star of this mission.

    The Lunar Module is the only true spacecraft that has ever been flown by man. The LM was designed to only operate outside of the atmosphere, so unlike the Command Module, once the LM piggybacked into orbit inside the Saturn stack it would never return to the planet.  The LM was constructed with every ounce in mind and was robust, it was designed to fall the last three feet onto the lunar surface and the lower half was engineered to take the forces of the upper half launching from it.   At the same time it was frail and there were areas so thin that a careless move could punch an arm or leg through the skin of the spacecraft.

    The launch went well and so did the next 10 days as the crew put the LM through the test program.  The crew tested each phase of a lunar mission including safety backup procedures.  Schweickart wore the Lunar EVA suit designed for the moon outside the spacecraft and demonstrated that it didn’t “balloon out” which would have made walking on the surface impossible.  He also took it out the LM’s door and back along to the CSM proving that this could be a backup way to return astronauts in the event of a docking problem.  The testing highlight was flying the LM on a simulated lunar landing profile.  After reaching a distance of 115 miles from the CSM, McDivitt fired the ascent stage and returned to dock with the CSM.  After four further days of CSM based testing, Apollo 9 splashed down in the Atlantic, the last U.S. crew to do so (intentionally).

    After the complete success of this mission Apollo managers realized that (barring any unexpected problems) Apollo 11 would actually have a chance to land on the moon.  The only downside to this mission was Schweickart’s recurring space sickness.  He was the first astronaut so badly afflicted and the knowledge and protocols that were later adopted for dealing with even worse episodes were not in place.  He never was placed on a prime crew position again. His colleagues believed this was unfair and that he “suffered so the rest of us could have a chance.”

    Apollo 10 May 1969

    Crew: Stafford (Cdr), Young (CSM), Cernan (LM)

    Only two months after the success of Apollo 9 came the dress rehearsal for the lunar landing.  Apollo 10 was man’s second trip to the moon and it would rehearse the mission that followed it by two months. Stafford was on his third flight and Young and Cernan on their second.  This crew was assembled for their engineering and testing skills and might have been the most proficient Apollo crew ever to fly. (Apollo 10 and Apollo 11 were the only two missions to have all veteran crews.)

    Apollo 10’s mission profile was simplicity in itself.  Run the exact Apollo 11 mission profile to just short (8.4 miles above lunar surface) of the actual landing.  The mission was timed so the practice landing run to the planned Apollo 11 location had the same lighting conditions.  (You are noticing a theme here, right?) The ascent stage was light loaded with fuel so it would be at the same weight as the same point as in the actual ascent from the lunar surface. Cernan later said they were so close to Sea of Tranquility it looked like they could just reach out and touch the surface.

    The mission went well except for one serious issue.  The crew had accidently double loaded a command into the LM’s computer (weak computers are not your friend) and when they fired the ascent stage they started rolling.  After a few tense moments, and on camera oaths, they regained control of the LM and the mission continued successfully.  Years later it was revealed that the problem was more severe than NASA had publicly stated and that the crew was within several seconds of losing control and crashing into the surface.

    Apollo 10 from an astronaut perspective was the true Hall of Fame crew.  Only three men went to the moon twice.  Young and Cernan were two of them, both of them commanding later missions and walking on the moon.  (Lovell was the third two lunar mission vet.)  Young was the astronaut’s astronaut with six flights.  He was on the first Gemini mission, commanded Gemini X, was the CSM pilot for Apollo 10, commanded Apollo 16 and commanded the first Space Shuttle mission. For his swan song he commanded the 9th Shuttle mission.  Gene Cernan commanded Apollo 17 and was the last man to have walked on the moon.  Thomas Stafford flew one more mission after Apollo 10 when he commanded the Apollo-Soyuz mission.

     

    Apollo 11 July 1969

    (Do I really need to list them?) Crew: Armstrong (Cdr), Collins (CSM), Aldrin (LM)

    This was it.  The big one. The whole enchilada. El tutti mundi. Add the whipped cream and nuts to the sundae. Yadda yadda yadda.  The older Glibs need no reminding, the entire Nation was riding along with Apollo 11.  The younger Glibs probably could use an introduction to the scale of Apollo.  Approximately 400,000 US citizens were employed in various aspects of manufacturing or mission conduct during the Apollo program.  It was a huge part of the economy.  From 1961 to 1972, including Gemini and the unmanned lunar survey missions, the country spent $28B ($169B in 2018 dollars) on Apollo. The entire world followed Apollo 11.  A higher percentage of the world’s population watched or listened to Armstrong step onto the moon than any other event before or since.  Florida’s Atlantic coast was filled for miles and miles with 100,000s of people who came to watch the launch.  Hell, e Dbleagle’s father even sprung for a color TV to watch Apollo.  He was among the 400,000 working on Apollo.  His personal stake in Apollo was helping to design and inspect a set turbine blades in the LM’s descent module.

    For all the scientists, engineers and programmers of Apollo this was what years of work were culminating in.  All the theories, all the testing, all the inspections were coming down to this.  As Buzz Aldrin put it, “Can we really pull this shit off?”  The mission profile had been rehearsed in Earth orbit (9) and various aspects in lunar orbit (8 and 10), now the mystery of the last 8.4 miles were to be filled in.

    This was a specially selected crew of all veterans.  Armstrong had a military background but was a civilian member of the Gemini class.  He commanded Gemini VIII on his first flight, made the first successful docking of two spacecraft and then saved the mission (and their lives) by skillfully stopping unexpected rolling after a thruster stuck open.  Later while training for Apollo 11 he survived a literal last 2 second ejection from the LM landing trainer.  He caused a significant stir among the other astronauts by immediately going back to work after lunch.  Aldrin was “Doctor Rendezvous” and not the best guy to have around at parties.  He was well known for buttonholing anybody at a party to talk about rendezvous procedures.  Admittedly a difficult procedure but would you want your wife trapped in a corner while a coworker discussed Sugar Free stories in infinite detail?   But Aldrin had cracked the code on how to do a successful EVA and if somebody had to piece together getting the LM and CSM back together in the event of an “ahh shit” moment he would be the guy.  Collins had worked on the CSM since the beginning and was thought highly enough to had been the original primary for Apollo 8.  Collins later said when he had been tapped as the CSM pilot for A8 he knew he would probably never walk on the moon because of his skills with the CSM.

    Why the Sea of Tranquility?  Well it was the easiest and most boring spot to land a mission.  Remember incremental steps.  If Apollo 11 was to answer Aldrin’s question it meant going “How easy can we make this landing thing?”  Put it near the equator, with no mountains on the approach or nearby, no big craters, valleys or other stuff and close to lunar dawn so the features would stand out.  Plus if something went wrong the short and long areas were flat and open as well.  This meant the potential launch window opened up since the window for the primary site was less than twenty-four hours. Tranquility Base fit those requirements perfectly.

    Most Apollo missions had issues during launch until landing (or not landing- cough Apollo 13 cough) but for Apollo 11 the trip to the moon was surprisingly textbook, until it came time to land.  Now the shitbucket started filling up- and fast.  Computers overloaded with data and started blaring warnings, the Eagle was coming in long and steering directly for a crater.  Armstrong took over and manually flew the LM and landed with seconds of fuel before the abort point was reached.

    Watch it here.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RONIax0_1ec&app=desktop  At home we only heard snippets and no video.  We never saw the contact light come on, the descent engine shut down or the LM as it falls the last three feet to the surface. We heard clipped language and suddenly there was a pause, “Tranquility Base here.  The Eagle has landed.”-and the world erupted.  Throughout the world people rejoiced.**  It was an impossible moment, but it just happened and we listened to it.  My great grandfather called to congratulate my dad. My great grandfather was born in a dirt poor Calabrian village before the Wright brothers and now his grandson had designed part of the “wonderful machine” on the moon.  During a break in the hours before the EVA I took my young Quarter Eagle personage outside with my telescope to look at a moon with men on it. It looked the same, but I knew just over from the terminator (line between day and night) there were two people and that made it different from any time in the history of the human species.

    Much of the EVA was difficult to see on TV.  But the world watched the blurry black and white images.  Unlike the later missions which traversed increasing segments of the lunar surface this was “Can we pull this shit off?” and nothing was known.  The best minds available had ideas, tested and formed hypotheses, but here was the first chance to live test.  The suits worked, bunny hopping became the preferred method to move, the surface dust layer was thinner than thought.  Houston extended the EVA because consumption of oxygen was lower than thought and the cooling system worked more efficiently than believed. Everything took longer than thought as well so the astronauts were working harder and faster until Houston saw their respiration rates climbing too much and let them know to slow down.   Finally, after around 2 hours Aldrin followed by Armstrong re-entered the LM an sealed the door.  It is estimated that 600,000,000 people watched the EVA.  See it here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC3ncS-wXXI&app=desktop  The total area explored was about the size of a baseball diamond.

    Apollo 11 Landing Site

     

    Here are a few photos of the EVA.  Armstrong took almost all the pictures so the best photo of him is when he was reflected on Aldrin’s facemask.

    First Photo from Lunar Surface
    First Panorama After Landing
    Home from the Surface
    Armstrong Reflected in Aldrin’s Facemask (LM Pad and Contact Rod in Foreground)

    Much like on Shepard’s Mercury mission, when ya gotta go-ya gotta go.  So Aldrin did.  As he later said, “Neil took the first step on the moon, but I had my own first as well.”  After the EVA the crew had a sleep period which did not go well and forced NASA to think up a better plan for later missions.  The crew had just achieved the crowning moment of their professional lives and the sleep plan was “sleep on the floor.” All through the rest period A&A were keyed up, aware that they were 250,000 miles from home and the LM vented, turned on and off various pumps, motors and whatnot which they noticed.   Plus even at 1/6 gravity a metal floor was not comfortable.  Sleep was poor and badly fragmented.

    The “aw shit” moments weren’t over for LM crew. During EVA prep or recovery a backpack unit snapped off a critical switch.  If the crew couldn’t figure out a way to flip the switch there would be no take off.  Aldrin partially disassembled a pen and used a piece jammed into the console to flip the switch at the required time.  They docked with Columbia and transferred 47.5 pounds of lunar material and returned home without incident- or did they?

    The ten minutes hanging upside after splashdown until the inflation bags righted the Columbia was almost to be expected.  Part of the safety protocol to save the world from an “Andromeda Strain” incident was to seal the astronauts, all lunar material and all material exposed to lunar material in a quarantine.  So there were intricate procedures to put everything into isolation bags.  The crew was kept in a closed environment with a med team for three weeks.  So far so good, until somebody noticed one of the bags was forgotten and had remained outside of quarantine for several days. The answer? Crack open the door and chunk the bag in.

    After getting clearance that they would not bring Armageddon upon the Earth the crew of Apollo 11 was released and then started what has been described as a version of hell by all three men.  NASA sent them on a Nation- and world-wide goodwill tour.  All three men were private people by nature (less so for Aldrin) and this tour quickly wore them down.  The crew was described by Aldrin as “amiable strangers”.  They remained friendly but were not regulars at each other’s casas. Armstrong and Aldrin knew they would never fly in space again but Collins was told he could command a later mission.  He decided that the training demands were too much and said if Apollo 11 was successful he was done.

    So Apollo 11 answered Aldrin’s question.  The US could pull off this shit.  Besides bringing back the samples and photos from the surface Apollo 11 left an instrument package on the moon.  The laser reflector is still used to this day to make precise distance measurements.

    ** The North Vietnamese did not rejoice and knew that the Apollo missions would raise the morale of the POW’s.  So they ensured no word of Apollo reached the POW’s ears.  They only found out after later pilots were shot down and captured.  The Viet’s were correct.  The success of Apollo did raise the prisoners’ morale.

    Lunar Recon Orbiter Photo (2011) of Tranquility Base with tracks and instruments visible

    Apollo 12 November 1969

    Crew: Conrad (Cdr), Gordon (CSM), Bean (LM)

    While being on any Apollo crew would have been a highlight of any Glibs life, this would have been the most awesome crew to be on.  The three were known for their good humor with everybody they worked with and were routinely involved in hijinks (and matching Corvettes).  The three remained close friends for the rest of their lives.  Success during this engineering mission was critical to the remaining science missions visiting much more interesting areas than flat mare landing sites. This mission was also the victim of too much success too quickly for the Apollo program.

    Pete Conrad was in the Mercury selection program until he rebelled against the invasive biological testing by leaving his stool sample in a gift-wrapped box for the medical staff.  Even though he was not selected he was encouraged to apply again by Alan Shepard and was selected in the Gemini Class. He flew on Gemini V and commanded Gemini XI.  GXI used the docked Agena as a booster to change their orbit to 850 miles, which is still the highest low Earth orbit flown by man. Richard Gordon was a long time friend of Pete Conrad from their time in the Navy.  He also flew with Conrad on Gemini XI doing two EVA’s during the mission.  Al Bean was the FNG on his first flight but had quickly bonded with the two old friends.

    So Apollo 11 showed we could land in a huge open flat area. But to explore geologically interesting areas precision landing was required.  Apollo 12 was that test.  The chosen landing area had been intentionally crashed into by a Ranger mission, landed on by Surveyor 3, and accidently crashed landed by a Soviet mission.  It was nicknamed “Pete’s Parking Lot” since Apollo 12’s mission was to land near Surveyor 3 to prove precision landing navigation was possible.  The mission also was to test more extended durations on the surface since they would conduct multiple EVA’s. The crew would also test the sleeping hammocks to see if good sleep was possible on the lunar surface.

    Remember when I said Apollo 11 had been lucky on their way to the moon?  Apollo 12 wasn’t.  The skies were overcast and 36.5 seconds after launch the Saturn V was hit by lightning and started losing systems.  The stack was hit again at 52 seconds and more systems started dropping out.  The instrument unit atop of stage 3 (remember it from earlier?) continued to function keeping the stack upright and accelerating. One young engineer remembered an obscure command that wasn’t part of the procedures book and the FNG executed the command which cycled the system and brought all the systems back online.  All this excitement was while the first stage fired away.  After a careful check of the systems Apollo 12 fired for trans lunar insertion.  Houston decided not to inform the crew that the lightning may have screwed up the Command Module parachutes since there was no backup. You can’t see the strikes because of the clouds but can hear the crew and ground here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWQIryll8y8  or here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i6yD2c2Jho

    Apollo 12 successfully conducted their first mission when they landed just over 360 yards from Surveyor 3.    This is the only time that mankind has landed, manned or unmanned, alongside an earlier mission.  Like Apollo 11 the Apollo 12 crew took control and moved the landing site.  Here is the landing:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFSa6vUix70&app=desktop

    The EVA’s went well with one major OOPS.  NASA had upgraded to color TV for Apollo 12 but Bean accidently pointed the TV at the Sun while setting it up.  This exposure fried the tube and that was the end of TV transmissions.  When the team arrived at S3 they removed some parts to bring home but failed in one unstated mission.  The crew lived up to its joker reputation by sneaking a camera timer to the moon.  The plan was to use it to take an unannounced photo with both astronauts in the frame and let the scientists at home try to figure out how the crew did it.  Unfortunately the timer couldn’t be found in the equipment bag until too late for use.  Bean would not be your first choice for President of the AV Club since he fried the TV and accidently left a couple of exposed rolls of film on the surface.

     

    Apollo 12 site from the LRO (2011)
    Conrad at Surveyor 3 with LM in Background (Too bad the prank at this spot didn’t happen)
    Bean Stepping off LM

    The backup crew caught the spirit of the prime crew and smuggled Playboy centerfolds into the checklists worn during EVA 1 (and for Gordon on the CSM for his solo orbits).  The checklists (and all sorts of other mission information for all the lunar landings) are available here: https://www.hq.nasa.gov/alsj/main.html

    Checklist Page with Additional Visual Aid

    Apollo 12 set up a series of instruments designed for long term use.  As part of the testing, after they re-boarded the CSM the LM was crashed into the lunar surface where the seismograph recorded the impact. On the way home the crew experienced an unique eclipse when the Earth eclipsed the Sun.  One last OOPs happened when a camera broke free at splashdown hitting Bean in the head (helmets were no longer worn thanks to Apollo 7) knocking him briefly unconscious and required six stiches to close.

    Conrad was selected to command the first manned Skylab mission and led the effort repair Skylab for habitation.  On an EVA he used the “Warty method” aka brute force to open one solar panel and followed that up by adding a sun umbrella/micrometeoroid to Skylab so it could be inhabited.  Al Bean then commanded the second manned Skylab. Gordon was selected to command Apollo 18, but more about that in a bit.

    In the 1990s I had a chance to enjoy a pleasant 30 minutes with Pete Conrad.  My son was on a major Star Wars kick and wanted to visit a SciFi event.  My then wife wanted a quiet Saturday so I was elected to take both kids to Santa Barbara for the day to attend.  As is normal (I guess. I only went to one of these events.) there was a chance for autographs from the SciFi shows and the lines were huge for the TV actors.  Off to one side was a grey haired man sitting almost alone at a table.  As I wandered up I saw the sign saying it was Conrad.  We started talking Gemini, Apollo and Skylab (mainly A12) for almost 30 minutes until people came up to hustle him off to an event.  At the last second I grabbed a couple of signatures for my kids.  To this day I am confused by that event.  Here was the 3rd man on the moon, a veteran of 4 space flights, and an engaging and humorous person.  I had a chance for a half hour conversation with only a couple of brief interruptions because people were choosing to stand in lines for an autograph from an actor.  People are weird.

    Next Steps for Apollo

    In the decade leading up to the lunar landings all things space were the rage throughout American society.  The space effort was everywhere in culture.  It was in radio, TV shows (“I Dream of Jeannie” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRNwv8opJT0  Is it just me or does Larry Hagman resemble Tom Brady?),  Snoopy gave up on the Red Baron and became an astronaut, worldwide advertising for just about anything, GI Joe and Barbie both had astronaut versions, plastic models, model rocketry, drinks, food (“Space Food Sticks” and “Tang”), motels, you name it- the space themes were there. But Apollo 11 popped the popularity balloon.  Space was old, the new thing was environmentalism, spurred on in part by Anders image from Apollo 8.

    NASA had four successful lunar flights in 11 months.  They made the entire enterprise seem routine when anybody involved in the program knew the risks and close calls that were avoided. While the entire planet thrilled to Apollo 11 the overall view of Apollo 12 was: “Why are we still doing this since we already beat the Russians?” Bringing home more rocks (~75 lbs) and used metal from an unmanned lander seemed not worth the cost to an increasing number of Americans. Apollo 13 was to be the first science focused mission because this stuff was now routine.

    Apollo had been conceived to run through Apollo 20 and the required ASV systems had already been purchased.  By when Apollo 12 returned, the Apollo 20 mission was cancelled and in 1971 Apollos 18 and 19 were scrapped.  (Sorry Gordon) After Apollo 15 returned Nixon tried to scrap the remaining two missions but was convinced to conduct them by Caspar Weinberger.

    The early missions proved man could work on the lunar surface.  The biggest scientific findings from Apollo 11 and 12 killed the lunar capture theory.  The moon is almost unique in the Solar System.  It is larger in proportion to the host planet than anywhere else (except for Pluto/Charon).  If the moon was captured then the chemistry of the rocks should show a different base chemistry.  The rocks from Apollo showed the rocks chemistry to be very similar to Earth in most respects.  This brought increased examination of the impact theory.  Summarized: Early in the Solar System a Mars sized object hit a glancing blow on Earth, badly shattering both.  The debris that was flung into a low orbit and rapidly impacted together forming the Moon.  More easy detail here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_the_Moon

    Now let the serious Selenology commence!  To be continued……

     

  • Science, Part 2: Where did it Go Wrong?

    In part one of this two-part article, I made the following (paraphrased) claims:

    1. The state of science is unwell.
    2. A sample of the majority of published papers are likely irreproducible, or just plain garbage.

    I know of no other way to make the case for these propositions than by example, knowing full well that this is subject to the counterclaims that “these are just anecdotes” and/or that they are not representative of the whole of science. To somewhat blunt such criticism, I begin with examples of people who were at the pinnacle of some of the most prestigious scientific and medical journals and let their experiences begin the discussion. I finish my proof by offering a history lesson on the origins of these phenomena, which I believe assists in showing that the “how” of “how we got here” helps explain and buttress the conclusion that “here” is, scientifically speaking, a very bad place.

    Ben Goldacre is a British doctor and author who wrote the wonderfully evocative “Bad Science” and its companion follow-up “Bad Pharma.” Ben makes a living speaking and writing about the vagaries of pseudoscience and does so in a wonderfully humorous and accessible way. Having seen him speak in person, I tend to think of him as a kind of Malcolm-Gladwell-meets-Michael-Lewis of junk #science. His examples are relevant, modern, funny (most of the time), pervasive, and cross cultural boundaries. His chapter in “Bad Science” entitled “The Doctor Will Sue You Now” should be read by all high school students as an introduction to science by showing these future adults how governments, physicians, and all of the supposed checks and balances of peer review don’t prevent, but in actuality help enable, the kind of fraud peddled by Dr. Matthias Rath (who claimed he could cure AIDS with his multivitamins and managed to get the support of the South African government for a completely unethical clinical trial on human beings).

    Goldacre’s book begins with an offhand remark that I believe merits consideration on this notion of the poor state of science.

    “The hole in our culture is gaping: evidence-based medicine, the ultimate applied science, contains some of the cleverest ideas from the past two centuries; it has saved millions of lives, but there has never once been a single exhibit on the subject in London’s Science Museum.”

    Bad Medicine, Preface, p. x (emphasis added).

    If Goldacre is correct that medicine is truly an “applied science,” then I feel confident that my claim that science is a mess can be amply proven because “The Mess” that is modern medicine can be considered an archetype for all of the ills of science. Additionally, the greatest killer of human beings in the United States right now is chronic disease: that is to say, far and away in the United States, more people die every year as a result of repeated, entirely optional, bad behaviors than any other single disease or causal factor. We also spend about $0.86 out of every healthcare dollar on the various chronic diseases. As just one salient example, when I was the general counsel for CrossFit, Inc., and we were approaching 7,000 gyms in the United States, we got curious to know what other ‘chains’ were growing as fast. Starbucks and Subway certainly had more locations, but they had started well before us and were no longer opening stores as quickly. After some web searching we found the only business opening as many new locations was DaVita – kidney dialysis centers – owned by Berkshire Hathaway. Diabetes and its associated disease states are a massive drain on the healthcare budget. Then think about adding in coronary artery disease (Thanks govt nutrition guidelines!) and the associated problems, most strokes (Thanks doctors who advocated smoking!), etc. Yet these are diseases of advanced civilization. We continue to pat ourselves on the back at our advanced #science(!) while we kill ourselves with lifestyle behaviors at a rate that approaches the death chambers at Auschwitz. And speaking of which, one would think that the entirety of WW2 and its aftermath, with the use and application of science to produce more efficient ways of killing, should give us great pause to consider whether our science (with or without the hashtag) might need some recalibration, yet there is no post-war period of philosophical introspection about science at all to which one can point. FN 1

    Richard Smith began his career as a physician in Great Britain, and finished it as the chief editor of the “prestigious” BMJ (previously known as the British Medical Journal) from 1991-2004. He was also head of the BMJ publishing group and worked at BMJ for a total of 25 years, beginning in 1979. Here is his take from 2006 on some ideas for reform, or even abandonment, of the peer review process in medical and scientific journals. Ten years later, however, in a lecture to the International Journal of Epidemiology, he was singing a different tune: blow the entire system up. One might argue that this is simply a case of one man’s bitterness, but Marcia Angell, the former editor-in-chief of the New England Journal of Medicine, arguably the most influential medical journal on the planet, had very similar things to say after her time in academic publishing (in 2009). She was disenchanted enough to write a book entitled “The Truth About the Drug Companies: How They Deceive Us and What to Do About It.” Her conclusion?

    “It is simply no longer possible to believe much of the clinical research that is published, or to rely on the judgment of trusted physicians or authoritative medical guidelines. I take no pleasure in this conclusion, which I reached slowly and reluctantly over my two decades as an editor of The New England Journal of Medicine.”

    Dr. Marcia Angell, 2009

    A great place to really get one’s “bad science” on is Retraction Watch. Retraction Watch, as the name implies, began as a simple blog about scientific papers that were subsequently retracted, in part because – just like other publishers, especially newspapers and magazines – science publishers aren’t particularly keen on reporting that something they previously published was completely wrong. More importantly, in addition to burying subsequent retractions, no one is charged with connecting a paper’s retraction to all of the subsequent papers and research that relied upon the conclusions of the original faulty paper. Entire fields of study have been wiped out by faked papers and research.

    John Ioannidis wrote a paper attempting to explain mathematically why “Most Published Research Findings Are False.” The sidebar to that article is worth following as Ioannidis responded to the firestorm that his paper generated.

    My own personal favorite is based upon my experience as a criminal defense attorney with government run forensic laboratories. While this may bum-out the viewers that keep the “CSI” franchise and its sponsors in business, I invite anyone to go to a search engine and type in the name of a state agency’s lab – the ones that handle forensic analysis of evidence in criminal trials – and the word “scandal” after it and see what results return. Massachusetts, for example, is still dealing with the fallout from their drug-using forensic chemists. But. Massachusetts. is. hardly. unique. Indeed, one could argue that government attempts to use #science to put people in cages is the perfect jumping-off point for explaining how we got “here” with bad science.

    The “Generally Accepted” Test

    In Frye v. United States, 293 F. 1023 (D.C. Cir. 1923), a man was convicted of second-degree murder and appealed his conviction. The basis for his appeal was the trial court’s decision to exclude the results from what amounted to an early form of the lie detector, which the defendant had ‘passed’ and wanted to submit to the jury via expert testimony. The judge did not allow the evidence and on appeal the D.C. Circuit upheld the court’s ruling.

    Just when a scientific principle or discovery crosses the line between the experimental and demonstrable stages is difficult to define. Somewhere in this twilight zone the evidential force of the principle must be recognized, and while courts will go a long way in admitting expert testimony deduced from a well-recognized scientific principle or discovery, the thing from which the deduction is made must be sufficiently established to have gained general acceptance in the particular field in which it belongs.

    We think the systolic blood pressure deception test has not yet gained such standing and scientific recognition among physiological and psychological authorities as would justify the courts in admitting expert testimony deduced from the discovery, development, and experiments thus far made.

    Id., at 1023.

    This case and its announced legal standard held sway in courts around the Nation for almost seven decades, even surviving the court reforms of the 1950s and the adoption of the Federal Rules of Evidence in 1975. What is important about the decision, however, was that it gave legal definition to “science” in courtrooms across the United States, or at least, that is what subsequent courts did with it. The so-called “Frye standard” consulted no scientists nor, perhaps even more importantly, scientists steeped in the philosophy of science. The standard did nothing more than reify the idea of a ‘consensus’ of opinion about some particular technology – in this case, the so-called ‘lie detector’ – at any given moment as being the standard of admissibility for ‘scientific evidence’ in federal courts. It is a fundamental misapprehension about what makes something “science.”

    The case was, of course, *not* the single causative event of its era that led to the diminution of real science. In point of fact, it may not have been even the second, or third, or fourth most important event, but it was certainly a part of a series of events between World Wars that changed the course of science. (FN 2) The inter-bellum period of the early twentieth century saw radical changes in the prevailing models of how economics, politics, public policy, and even how the universe worked. In the ‘science’ of economics, Marxism rose to ascendance in the same period that eugenics was a very real policy of multiple states in the U.S., born out of the (mis)application of Darwin’s theories on evolution to social structures. The same was true for Einstein and relativity.

    It is hard to fully appreciate now the impact Einstein’s general theory of relativity – and its “proof” by the eclipse of May 29, 1919 – had on the underlying faith in science and a wide swath of popular culture. As Brittanica notes:

    The ideas of relativity were widely applied—and misapplied—soon after their advent. Some thinkers interpreted the theory as meaning simply that all things are relative, and they employed this concept in arenas distant from physics. The Spanish humanist philosopher and essayist José Ortega y Gasset, for instance, wrote in The Modern Theme (1923),

    ‘The theory of Einstein is a marvelous proof of the harmonious multiplicity of all possible points of view. If the idea is extended to morals and aesthetics, we shall come to experience history and life in a new way.’

    The revolutionary aspect of Einstein’s thought was also seized upon, as by the American art critic Thomas Craven, who in 1921 compared the break between classical and modern art to the break between Newtonian and Einsteinian ideas about space and time.

    Encyclopedia Brittanica, “Relativity” entry, accessed 7/8/2019.

    David Stove of the University of Sydney makes a compelling case for where the philosophy of science in the western world went awry in his book Popper and After: Four Modern Irrationalists, Pergamon Press, 1982. He also points to the disruption that Einstein’s relativity wrought upon the scientific world.

    The crucial event was that one which for almost two hundred years had been felt to be impossible, but which nevertheless took place near the start of this century: the fall of the Newtonian empire in physics. This catastrophe, and the period of extreme turbulence in physics which it inaugurated, changed the entire history of the philosophy of science. Almost all philosophers of the 18th and 19th centuries, it was now clear, has enormously exaggerated the certainty and extent of scientific knowledge.

    D.C. Stove, “Popper and After,” p. 51.

    Stove takes only 100 pages to fully identify and explicate the source of irrationalism in science, beginning his work with Karl Popper and his fellow scientific irrationalists, and leading eventually to Hume’s extreme inductive skepticism, going so far as to detail the flaw in inductive skepticism by use of symbolic logic.  Stove contends that Hume’s belief that one could draw no conclusions at all from repeated observations in the past about the future was revived by Karl Popper in the aftermath of the “fall” of the Newtonian view of the universe. FN 4.

    In this dependence on Hume, Popper is only an extreme case of a general condition. For the influence of Hume on 20th-century philosophy of science in general is so great that it is scarcely possible to exaggerate it. He looms like a colossus over both of the main tendencies in philosophy of science in the present century: the logical positivist one, and the irrationalist one. His empiricism, his insistence on the fallibility of induction, and on the thesis which flows from those two, of the permanent possibility of of the falsity of any scientific theory, are fundamental planks in the platform of both of these schools of thought.

    Id. p. 50.

    By the time we get to the Supreme Court finally updating the “Frye standard” to discuss what the can qualify as ‘scientific knowledge’ for admissibility in the case Daubert v. Merrell Dow Pharmaceuticals, 509 U.S. 579 (1993), the battle has already been lost, with Chief Justice Rehnquist’s mewling lament of a concurrence:

    I defer to no one in my confidence in federal judges; but I am at a loss to know what is meant when it is said that the scientific status of a theory depends on its “falsifiability,” and I suspect some of them will be, too.

    I do not doubt that Rule 702 confides to the judge some gatekeeping responsibility in deciding questions of the admissibility of proffered expert testimony. But I do not think it imposes on them either the obligation or the authority to become amateur scientists in order to perform that role.

    Daubert, at 600-01. (emphasis and bold added).

    Sacre bleu! Why, the very idea that a learned man or woman – and jurist – should know what science is!

    AGW being taught in schools as “science” is simply the culmination of a journey that begins with Karl Popper and his intellectual heirs – Kuhn, Lakatos, Feyerabend – coming to dominate the philosophy of science.  Some seventy years after “general acceptance” in Frye the Supreme Court is now citing a self-admitted irrationalist, who did not believe that it was possible for human knowledge to be cumulative and advance, for its definition of what “scientific knowledge” is. The opinion itself discusses all manner of non-science as being characteristic of science, or should I say #science, including “peer review” and consensus.

    And that, my friends, is how fast we went from a society bursting with innovation and the understanding that science was an attempt to model underlying universal truths, to a level of specialization that approaches only insects, and our schools hammering our children with post-modernist ideas about what makes something #science.

    FN 1 – There is no post-WW2 ‘scientific reformation,’ for example, with a commitment to use the awesome power of the atom to provide energy for all – there are instead only more bombs that can reach farther faster. This doesn’t even begin to address the science used to make chemical and biological weapons.

    FN 2 – In order to avoid claims of plagiarism, I want to be clear that I am hardly the first person to point to the era between the First and Second World Wars as being historically significant for the changes that were wrought in this country – and across the world – most specifically in the outcome of the clash of ideas of the day. For example, the influence of Progressivism and the Eugenics movements, as well as Marxism’s influence on Russia and its subsequent Lysenkoism, show that as early as 1935, people were sounding the alarms on the influence of post-modernist ideas in seemingly diverse fields of human action.

    FN 3 – Stove’s work puts me in mind of Albert J. Nock sounding the alarm in 1935 in “Our Enemy, The State,” or “Isaiah’s Job.” Stove also authored a compelling book titled The Plato Cult: And Other Philosophical Follies, Basil Blackwell Ltd., 1991. The book’s jacket has a professor describing Stove as “an entirely worthy member of a distinguished tradition of outrageous curmudgeons.” That phrase immediately invokes Richard Weaver and his “Ideas Have Consequences,” as well (1948).

    FN 4 – To be clear, Einstein’s theories did not in any lessen the utility or power of Newton’s Laws, they only shortened their reach, but Einstein’s ideas about space-time and how gravity would bend light were a departure from Newton’s corpuscular model of light, as well as what had been the prevailing notion of space as essentially “inert.” Regardless of subsequent interpretations, for many people and pundits in that era, the boundaries of what could be known with certainty certainly seemed to have shrunk.

  • Motel Living, The Second

    Read episode 1

     

    After a very pleasant week of quiet and recovery we got the call, Denver, CO! Four weeks of lighting and troubleshooting at the Chase building in Downtown, Yikes! They also requested my trouble/son to go, so we reset and off we go….. 

     

    Flagstaff was uneventful, probably because it was one night only. I stopped to get a few Tall Cans at the gas station, looked in, saw black cans with the AB logo and said, “Cobra” then I checked in to find I bought Natty Ice, Blaaaaggh! It still worked. We left Flagstaff at nine AM, and the son and wife blaze ahead in Kia Korean Kar, while Bella and I mosey in the OMWC van, do, do, do…..

    All of a sudden I hear brrrrr, BANG! The left rear let go at 70 mph, but the core held long enough to get off the I-40, in Nowhere, 35 miles west of Gallup NM. I have a spare, then I went looking for a jack, no. I call for very expensive towing into Gallup, and spend 3 hours waiting for the Indians who run Firestone service center to change one tire! Back in Cali, it’s 20 minutes at the local llanteria, stereotypes gonna be stereotypes I guess, I lost 5 hours, and the crew was in ABQ waiting for gas money, so, off we go. 

    Castle Rock, CO.

     We landed at Super 8 after a 16 hour tour, a 16 hour tour……….. and they were sold out, even though I have a guaranteed reservation with my card, part of the bargain you see. After some haggling, we crashed in a single til the morning, and here we are, in our double, POS room. 

     

    Until then, I had not considered when we were going to be in CO, then it hit me, Independence Day, and a glorious light show courtesy of God daily, what’s not to love. 

     

    The drive into Denver is no worse than L.A., and back is a breeze at 4 AM. I also traded out my OMWC van for the best thing of all, a Kia Sedona minivan! 

     

    It fits all my stuff and I have room to spare. Where we are staying, we have an indoor gun range, 2 breweries, 2 liquor stores, Jack in the Box, Mc D’s and a laundromat, don’t forget the smoke shop, all within ¼ mile of our pad, oh yeah, Waffle House and Village Idiot for foodie stuff, convenient to be sure….

    After settling in, Yusef goes straight outside to wait for rain, and here it comes, lightning, hail and floods of yummy moisture from the sky. I love it. Every day, the same thing, work, walk the dog, beer and Glibs, until…

     Hey, Baby, it’s the Fourth of July….

    The wife loves sparklers, and being broke, and in a motel I thought I best stick with a few hundred of them and not buy any blowy-uppy things, I knew I wouldn’t need them anyway, not here. There is a definite Motel Culture, a few people decided to BBQ, then others brought meats and chips and….. I brought the Sparklers.

    What started as a few ended up with half the motel enjoying Independence Day together, as Americans, sharing and still living well despite our living conditions, and handing out Sparklers to the kids is mine and the wife’s great joys in life, FIRE!!!

     

     

    Start ’em young! This has been a highlight of our trip to far, change is afoot however, but we shall leave that til next time, 

    Cheers!

    The Gallery, and the Beer Gallery, after the first week, heh.

  • Antisocial Media

    Social justice is a term that gets thrown around a lot these days, so it’s worth taking a little time to define it and talk a little bit about its history. In its original and broadest sense, social justice refers to the rights an individual possesses in relationship to the society of which the individual is a part. For centuries, to the extent that social justice was distinguished as a separate concept it had to do with the moral obligations that either institutions had to individuals within society or that members of society had to one another above and beyond their legal obligations. The Catholic Church in particular used the latter meaning to promote charity as a moral duty.

    To sum it up, social justice is the idea that being a member of society entails certain obligations to society in exchange for certain benefits from society; social justice, then, is that state wherein an individual fulfills those obligations to society and vice versa. This isn’t just a matter of expecting that your garbage will be picked up because you’ve paid your bill. This has more to do with the individual’s role as a part of society, and the less transactional, more ephemeral expectations one might have of society. In some cases this overlaps with more traditional senses of justice, e.g. you would expect equal treatment under the law no matter your ethnic background, while in others it goes into ideas such as the expectation of being treated with dignity or respect.

    The idea of social justice changed rapidly towards the beginning of the 20th century as the Progressive movement and the Socialist movement both seized it to add moral gravitas to their platforms. The idea itself is deliciously vague. If society has an obligation, who specifically has to fulfill it? Who determines if a person has fulfilled their duties to society? What are those duties, and what does society owe in exchange? As those movements and others since have adopted social justice as a moral justification they’ve offered their own answers, giving us social justice as we know it today.

    Social justice in the modern era has a few key characteristics. It is first and foremost a revolutionary movement very similar to the Cultural Revolution. It is largely a vehicle by which a minority composed largely of young academics attempt to gain political power by breaking down traditional moral norms and establishing themselves as a new moral authority. Like the Cultural Revolution, adherents want to destroy tradition, which they see as a tool of oppression. Also like the Cultural Revolution, it is a movement based more on faith than evidence, and sees logic as a tool to be used or discarded depending on its utility in achieving goals rather than as a set of rules by which ideas should be evaluated. Finally, just like the Cultural Revolution, adherents use social pressure, fear, and shame to attack rivals or foes, particularly those who they perceive as being members of a cultural or political majority. It is this aspect in particular which makes social media, especially outlets such as Twitter, so appealing to the social justice movement.

    One might think of social media in terms of eras. The ancestor of modern social media is the BBS, or Bulletin Board System, a simple, popular, effective format that lives on today in comment sections across the Internet, for better or worse. As access to the Internet became cheaper and more widespread and as web technology advanced, people began making their own websites. Later, services arose that offered an individual web presence without requiring any technical knowledge, with a heavy emphasis on personalization, such as MySpace and LiveJournal, and ultimately Facebook, which took the basic format of a personal webpage and added a social aspect. The prevalence of mobile devices brought us full circle with services like Twitter, which sacrificed some of the “webby” flavor of services like Facebook in favor of rapid broadcast communications not unlike the BBS of old. Social media started off with people talking to each other, then went to people advertising themselves, and has now arrived at people advertising themselves and talking to each other. Or, if you’d prefer, we talked to other cat owners about our cats, then made websites so that people we don’t know could look at our cats, tried to meet other people with cats, and now keep everyone updated about our cats whether they care or not.

    An important trend in the development of social media is that the barrier to entry has lowered significantly. Access is dramatically cheaper and easier than it was thirty years ago, for instance. This means more people have access to social media, which means more cat updates, more responses to cat updates in terms of volume and frequency, and faster responses to the responses. Instead of sitting down at a computer, dialing the modem, waiting for the connection, and downloading text, anyone with a smartphone can post something in seconds while doing something else–unthinkingly, one might say.

    This has not been an unvarnished blessing for humanity. It has, however, done wonders for the adherents of the modern social justice movement. Modern social media, in particular Twitter, is arguably the lifeblood of the social justice movement as it exists today for a number of reasons.

    Recall that the social justice movement is motivated by a desire to attack and displace what it views as the dominant power structure using tactics such as public shaming and ridicule, upsetting traditional social structures and values, and replacing them with its own, with social justice adherents taking political power from the old guard. Now, consider a platform such as Twitter. It’s a free communications service that lets users broadcast short messages to groups. It offers an extremely low transaction cost, which is to say that a person can broadcast a message instantaneously without fear of interruption, immediate physical reprisal, or damage to reputation–provided that the user has insulated himself or herself by using a pseudonym. Contrast this to, for instance, public speaking, where a person can be shouted down by a crowd, threatened with physical violence, or attacked.

    Consider also the nature of social media as its own parallel social environment. Social connections made via the Internet differ from those made in any other venue not just in geographic distance but in the way in which Internet societies tend to exist in isolation from other traditional societies. In every other context, be it face-to-face, print media, television, or radio, participants maintain a connection to their personal lives. On the Internet it’s much more common, in fact it’s the default condition, that people create a separate persona. How many people reading this are using their real names as user ids, for instance? It’s not a coincidence that the phenomenon of “doxxing” didn’t arise until social media, despite the fact that for centuries now people have been able to write something anonymously and send it to a printer for publication.

    One way to think of social media is as if it were taking the game of traditional social interaction and shaking the board. In this new environment you can recreate yourself. A cat may look at a king, as the saying goes, but even further, the cat can become a king. Clout in social media is largely based on one’s ability to attract attention. There’s also a deep personal investment that’s encouraged by the medium despite the potential for anonymity. Social media attention is measured in metrics such as “likes” or followers or friends. It is an environment that is extremely personal and driven by noise, rather than truth. It is, ultimately, a clamoring mob looking for direction from the loudest member, without regard for credibility. And the emotion that it evokes has consequences in the real world.

    If you’ve observed discussions about topics of social justice in person, you may have noticed that they tend to falter once they start to get to details. The inability of the term itself to support any rigorous defense quickly leads to a situation where advocates must rephrase their argument more specifically and lose the moral cushion of the broader, meaningless term. In a social media context, however, the medium lends itself to an emotional argument to the crowd. Most people can explain why, for instance, a minimum wage is counterproductive to the people it’s supposed to help, but if forced to do so in a Facebook comment or a tweet, that’s a much more difficult proposition. Anyone who has tried to explain to a toddler that they can’t have ice cream until tomorrow has seen this first-hand.

    So, how do you handle social justice and social media?

    Ideally, don’t. Don’t engage. Social media’s low transaction cost means that people who don’t value your time or attention can throw a thoughtless comment out and go on with their day. It also means that people who have more energy and vitriol than sense and responsibility can occupy the field longer than you. Bear in mind also that these people are trolls. The goal is to get attention, not to resolve a conflict or arrive at a deeper truth. There is no scenario in which you engage in reasonable debate and both arrive at a better place.

    If you absolutely must, however, never–NEVER–apologize. Never concede the point. Never even concede the terms of the argument. This not only lends credibility to their argument but it puts you in a position of guilt you won’t escape. Celebrity after celebrity makes the mistake of offering a conditional apology–”If I’ve offended anyone I apologize…”–and suffers for it. You will not be forgiven just because you did nothing wrong. The point was the attention. Therefore, if you must engage, ridicule. Poison the attention they’re getting. If there’s one thing that is absolutely deadly in the world of social media, it’s humor. Few survive becoming a laughingstock.

    The shame of the modern social justice movement is that they took a benign but meaningless term and used it as a hammer for socialism and radical Progressivism. A society can neither be just or unjust; only people can be just or unjust. To say that a society can act in that sense is the same fallacy that lies behind people saying that a market failed to do X; it’s no coincidence that these same people tend to advocate for statist solutions, believing as they do that the state, whether it’s called “society” or “the market” dictate human choice. Social media is dominated by statists because statists dominate social media. In this sense it’s no different than traditional media.

  • Sir Digby’s Adventures in Product Promotion

    I want a report on your initial excursions wearing the shirts. That could be a nice article.
    You could have pictures of the shirts, and such. It’s time you Contributed, boy!

    – CPRM


     

    As you probably know by now, CPRM has a The Hat and The Hair merch store on CafePress, and, after heeding my advice, has opened one on Redbubble, too.  I’ve been buying crap stuff from Redbubble over the last several months, and really like the scope/variety and quality of what they offer.  It also helps that Redbubble is always having some kind of sale/online coupon (hint, hint).  So, when his store went up, of course I was gonna buy something.  And, that something was t-shirts.

    I decided on the classic H&H design, as well as a Gropin’ Joe 2020 shirt.  Redbubble has a lot of different styles of shirts for men/unisex, women, and kids.  I always go with their ‘classic’ t-shirt, which is made using Gildan tees—medium weight with easy-to-remove tags.  I can’t speak as to what the other styles use.  Maybe you should go check them out and see what they offer.

    The shirt color selection was the most difficult part of this process.  I usually eschew lighter colors in t-shirts. However, the designs require a lighter background in order to see everything clearly—to really make ‘em pop!  On top of this, I try to have some variety in my t-shirt collection, which I usually accomplish with t-shirts of various (dark) colors.  Purple seemed to preview the H&H design well on the site, so, purple it was.  I broke with my usual habit, and chose light blue for the Gropin’ Joe shirt.  It just seemed so…correct.  After a few button pushes, they were paid for, and all I had to do was wait for them to arrive.

    In a mere eight days, it was mail call.  Here’s the star of our show:

    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!
    The Namesake

    Here’s Joe—with a smile that just takes hold of you:

    Yes, Joe; you're very metal...
    That smile….

    An interesting fact about Redbubble’s shirts:  They stink.  I mean, the chemical smell is pretty strong.  It’s a glue-like smell that’s from the manufacturing process.  They even come with these little notes, attached by miniature clothes pins, that I could have sworn talked about the smell.  I must be remembering something from an earlier order.  Anyway, here are a couple of pics of those tags:

    Very sweet of you, Redbubble
    I thought it told you the shirts stink. Guess I was wrong.
    In case you forgot
    They sure know how to promote themselves.

    They put these on each and every t-shirt in an order.  Why?  Make-ready work, I guess.  In any event, it doesn’t seem very eco-friendly to me.  I note this because Redbubble is an Aussie company, whose State-side presence is an office in San Francisco.  They also include at least one company sticker in each order, although they sometimes put in several.

    I'll pass, thank you.
    Zombie Pandas?
    It's the one on the upper right.
    A smattering of stickers

    They are a quasi-nice little ‘extra’, and, I admit I look forward to seeing which ones I get.  They seem to have a rather limited pool of designs from which they pick, so, the experience can be kind of ‘meh’.  I have to admit that I’m not keen on “zombie pandas”; cute, or, gruesome, but not both. If I had my druthers, I would go with the quasi-The Quiet Earth design. They probably know this, and are just screwing with me.  Now that the shirts have arrived, though, they need to be washed, air-dried, then put through a few “fluff” cycles (I am not a Philistine!), which will take the better part of a day.

    Though all of this, CPRM’s words kept sounding in my brain:  “It’s time you Contributed, boy!”   Do a write-up of buying and wearing t-shirts.  Not exactly Hunter S. Thompson territory, but I’d give it a shot.  That led me to the question:  Just where would I carry out this task?   CPRM suggested that I go to a Starbucks –he’s such a kidder!  If I did that, I probably wouldn’t stick around after getting my order, considering I even managed to find something worth giving them money.  No, this was going to have to be somewhere where I would conceivably spend time productively, while surrounded by other humans, which also ruled out the DMV.

    If it's so super, why are they using the wrong symbol?
    A fancy Target, apparently.

    I figured that I might as well get some regular retail shopping done, and, this just happened to be the location of previous unexpected interactions with strangers (no changing rooms were involved, dammit).  I considered the fact that it has a Starbuck’s inside only slightly ironic.  “Slightly”, because it is a Target in Plano, Texas:  an area where people seem to crave burnt, over-priced coffee.  I’d have to swing a really big “dead cat” to find suitable alternatives, and, yes-I’m excluding McCafé.

    The first associate that said “Hi” to me did seem to take a quick scan of my shirt, but nothing came of it.  That would describe just about every interaction I had that day.  Moms with their kids; busy clerks merchandising whatever section they happened to be in; wanderers like me.  Some eye contact, and, maybe a quick scan of the shirt, but, no reactions.  I shopped for about an hour and a half.  Actually, it was mostly just wandering around and seeing if I could find anything worthwhile.  I actually had a mission of sorts, that I will get to in the next section.  While I probably missed out on a greater opportunity for chat by going to a self-checkout line, I did end up getting assistance from the poor guy who has to fix screw-ups (I scanned the wrong barcode on a sale item).  Nada from him, too.  Paid, and out the door, it was time for a quick stop at the booze shop.

    Speaking of 'fancy': hoo boy!
    Just use your imagination, people!

    I didn’t even think of taking a picture of the store.  Mostly because, I was on a mission to get the FIL a belated Father’s Day gift.  It seems Amazon just up and lost track of it sometime over the holiday weekend, and, we didn’t find out until this particular day.  As it was, we were headed up to see my In-laws the day after all of this, so, we would just take him some hooch.  He is fond of a certain blackberry Merlot that I had introduced him to some years back, and I needed to stop at the only store I could find that carried it.  It was a last-minute addition to my excursion, and it only barely registered with me that I might have an opportunity for explaining this cartoon president on my shirt.  I needed help finding this back-water gem, and the clerk that drew the short straw with me was very helpful.  I didn’t sense much interest in him, until just as we were parting company.  I saw that he gave the shirt a scan (Hey!  My eyes are up here!), when I thought I caught just the barest hint of a question forming about it.  I guess he thought better about getting wrapped up in a conversation about a funny YouTube animated series.  Your loss, Mr. alcohol-finder-helper-guy.  A quick monetary exchange at the register—I couldn’t sense any curiosity in the cashier—and I was off to…

    too many damned trees!
    It’s some kind of thumb, I think.

    I had to buy rice.  It was as thrilling and lively as that sounds.  Most of the shoppers were older folk.  A couple of moms with kids.  It was a big goose egg.  Even the checkout clerk managed to avoid eye contact.  So much for customer service, I guess.  I went with Success Boil-in-bag rice, and, some Tony Chachere’s Chicken flavored rice, if you’re curious.  Of course, I remembered to take a picture here, where there was no place that allowed for an unobstructed shot.  After almost burning out my retinas in the noon sun, I was ready for my last stop.

    The black hole of Frisco
    Not just a partial Costco, you see.

    While I had hoped that the Mecca of warehouse-club consumerism would be more fertile ground, I had become sort of pessimistic.  The greeter/card-checker was pleasant enough, and, he did seem to look directly at the shirt for a good second.  We exchanged “hellos”, and in I went.  Damn; I thought he might jump.  OK, I had my shopping list, and figured that I would take a sort of ‘hover/saunter’ approach. I would take my time making picks, in order to give others a chance to get a good look at the shirt.  I would consider the area to be conservative, and, it wouldn’t be out of line to find some people that got a chuckle out of the design.  Pork chops:  check.  Cherries and blueberries:  check.  USDA Prime tenderloin cuts:  you better believe that’s a check.  I was in my grocery element, trying to not be too obvious in flaunting my wardrobe choice.  As it turns out, I wasn’t too obvious.  At all.  Even when I picked up a Costco rotisserie chicken, the guys in the back barely took notice of me.  And, it was a glorious chicken, indeed.

    I'll take this bullet for our vegetarian friends.
    Golden Brown Perfection

    C’mon—the butcher/meat counter guys should be a prime demographic for a curious chuckle at the expense of The Hat and The Hair.  Really?  Did I need to wave them down?  Tom Thumb meat counter dudes were always talkative; maybe Costco thought their people didn’t need to go that route when it came to cutting up meat for their customers?  After what seemed like a Target amount of time wandering the store, I was ready to check out.  They had self-checkout lines, which was new to me.  Probably another poor choice on my part if I wanted human interaction, but I was curious to see if these were a good idea for Costco (they were/are).  I had also come to not expect much conversation from these employees, due to the need to keep the lines moving.  They had a screw-up fixer who hovered around the kiosks to watch for whatever evil might crop up in a Costco checkout line.  He did a quick sweep by me, with some kind of greeting.  I was actually concentrating on the process, as I didn’t bring my bags inside with me, and I was trying to calculate if I had enough room on the pressurized counter.  It was awkward unloading a cart, just to load it back up the same way, but I got through the ordeal unscathed.  On the way out, while passing the food court seating, I realized I was being stared at by a young guy who was aaalmost in the right league for the half-ugly blonde sitting next to him.

    You eye-ballin’ me, son?  ‘Cause I’ll whoop you like Patton for a-

    Oh, right; the t-shirt!  Actually, he was giving me a sort of half-sneer that could have either been aimed at me, or, the shirt.  Maybe both; I’m sure I presented some sort of challenge to his sexual primacy, wearing this funky fresh example of CPRM’s cleverness.  In hindsight, I really shouldn’t blame the guy.  Hell, if I had to do it over again, I would have let him know that he could get his own H&H swag at www.redbubble.com/people/cprm  It might actually make a man out of him.

    And, that was that.  I was finished with my excursion and needed to get home so I could unpack.  It was pretty much a goose egg for me in this experiment.  I just needed to record my observations and thoughts on the day.  I arrived just before a shipment of some of the finest coffee around was delivered, which picked up my spirits immensely.  I think the postal delivery lady scanned the shirt, but I can’t be sure—she was already smiling when we exchanged pleasantries.  It was about this time that CPRM’s words crept up on me again: “wearing the shirts.”  Right!  I have a Gropin’ Joe t-shirt that the world hasn’t seen.  Damn…  Well, I’ll have to worry about that later.

    Right now, I have a lunch date with a Costco rotisserie chicken.

  • A Pessimistic Assessment

    I think libertarians (and normies of all political persuasions) need to admit to themselves that they have lost the culture wars, and that trying to refight battles over freedom of association, color-blind government and institutions, individualism not tribalism/collectivism, even the priority of objective reality over subjective “truth” is worse than pointless, it is counterproductive.  We can wax nostalgic all we want for a Constitution enforced as written, etc., etc., but that’s all it is – nostalgia.

    Face it:  The crypto-Marxist Left’s long march through the institutions is over.  They won.  The commanding cultural heights belong to them – government, academia, media.  The evolution of Marxism from economic class warfare to identity politics has been a smashing success, to the point where the long march has moved on from the cultural heights to the economic heights.  Key infrastructure businesses are now implementing their agenda – banking, the big data and platform quasi-monopolies, ISPs, and misc. other businesses are purging dissenters not only from the public square, but from the marketplace as well.  They are shooting the survivors, and there’s not a damn thing we can do about it, because they have the backing (enthusiastic support?) of the administrative state and judiciary.

    We aren’t going back.  The cultural DNA that formed the foundation of American civil society is being eradicated from the societal gene pool.  The long march has given the Left a massive indoctrination and enforcement regime.  Their hold on the cultural heights is heavily fortified and self-reinforcing.  You can say “oh, its just a small, noisy minority”, but look at the trends: central cultural and government institutions are now under their control, we now have unprecedented support for socialism in this country, agency after agency and business after business are now pushing the Leftist agenda, a major political party is pushing the Leftist agenda, hard, in its Presidential nomination process, and its now non-Leftists, not Leftists, who are reluctant to go public with their beliefs.

    There is no marginal, gradual, incremental reform that can be brought about through rational discourse that will end Leftism.  They ruthlessly police entry into their institutions, so they can’t be subverted from within or even, increasingly, communicated with.  Leftist institutions will have to collapse of their own weight and inherent flaws.   There is no upside, no good reason to engage with the Left and their useful idiots.

    Worse, engaging with the Left only reinforces their tribalist/collectivist mindset. By engaging with them, you confirm to them that there are still dissenters, so that, in their minds, they have enemies, there is an “other” that needs opposing.  This is a key component of their group and individual identities.  They define themselves by who they oppose; their identity is largely negative, not positive.  Engaging with Leftists leads only to escalation and reinforcement of their beliefs.

    Naturally, a form of the NAP applies here.  If attacked by the Left, by all means defend yourself, if the attack merits a response.  If not attacked by the Left, just ignore them.  Disengage.

    We aren’t going to retake the commanding cultural heights until these Leftist institutions collapse on their own.  Unfortunately the damage they will inflict on society when this happens cannot be avoided.  I think you can see the early symptoms of this collapse, at least in academia and the media, but these are old, powerful, wealthy institutions that will persist for a long time.  There’s a lot of ruin in a nation, as they say, and I fear we may just see how much ruin there is in the wealthiest, most powerful nation to ever exist.

    I think non-Leftists have three tasks before them:

    (1)        Figure out how we lost, and how the Left won.  We won’t get anywhere fighting with strategy and tactics that are proven losers.

    (2)        Prepare for the damage the inevitable collapse the Leftist institutions will bring.  They won’t go down easy, and because the Left is inherently negative and oppositional, they will lash out.  Figure out how to avoid/mitigate the damage.  Disengagement, where possible, seems like a no brainer.  Scrubbing your social media (if you don’t just leave), minimizing your participation  in the data cattle industry, avoiding anything to do with academia all seem like good defensive measures.

    Of course, the administrative state is much harder to disengage from.  But make no mistake, the odds are that in most of our lifetimes, the current US government will suffer a catastrophic failure and will be, what’s the phrase?  Oh, yeah, “fundamentally transformed”.

    The cultural glue that held the United States together is being systematically removed, and no replacement is on offer.  Why do you think there is a relentless push for a fragmented, tribalistic, “diverse”, “multicultural” country?  Because the Total State will fill the vacuum left by the absence of a shared culture.  The fundamental transformation may initially be “Everything for the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State.”  But I believe their Total State is doomed, that the United States is ungovernable without a significant degree of consent from its citizens.

    (3)        Start developing what will replace the collapsed institutions.  What stands a chance of replacing the collapsed institutions that will be more resistant to the Left’s tribalist/collectivist virus?  What kind of fundamentally transformed society do you want to live in?  Because you will live in one, like it or not.

    As the title says, this is a pessimistic assessment, which comes easily to me.  If anyone wants to put up an optimistic assessment, I would love to have my mind changed.

  • SP’s Guide to Insufferable Politeness: Lesson 2

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    The noun “etiquette” describes the requirements of behaviors according to conventions of society. It includes the proper conduct that is established by a community for various occasions, including ceremonies, court, formal events and everyday life. ~ Robin Bickerstaff Glover

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    The Australian Glib Book of Etiquette is a very slim volume. ~ Paul Theroux

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    When last we spoke about etiquette, I gave you some tips on what to take (and not to take) to a dinner party to which you were invited. I received a G/glib follow-up question via email: What does one take when one is crashing a dinner party to which one was not invited.

    Really? That would be the height of bad manners and an appalling breach of etiquette. But, if you must behave thus, and the dinner party you are crashing is mine, may I introduce you to my event security detail? You might recognize him as a PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER.

    Now, let’s move on to Lesson Two of Glib Finishing School: writing an excellent thank you note.

     

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    Situation

     

    You attended a most interesting and enjoyable dinner party; the food was terrific, the drinks top-notch, the mix of guests brilliant, and the conversation fascinating. You were pleased to have made a very favorable impression on the entire gathering.

    At the end of the evening, the hostess walked you to the door and thanked you for joining the group.

     

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    What do you do?

     

    Do you: 

    A) Thank your hostess as you are leaving and call it good

    B) Phone your hostess the following week to say thanks

    C) Send a thank you email or text as soon as you get home

    D) Handwrite a thoughtful thank you note and mail it

    E) Text “Oops, my bad” from the county lockup

     

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    SP’s Suggestion

     

    Thinking back to our mission of using etiquette and impeccable manners as a means of creating a favorable impression in the minds of those with whom we interact, your course of action should be clear.

    By all means, thank your hostess in person as you are departing the event, but do not neglect to send a handwritten thank you note, preferably mailed within the next two days.

    Just as sending a thank you note for a job interview makes one stand out favorably to the interviewer, you will enhance your reputation as a person of class with the hostess by the same action. 

     

     

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    Anatomy of an excellent thank you note

     

    I’ll focus on our dinner party example, but the same principles apply to any thank you note.

    1. Handwritten notes are best. If you feel your penmanship is not what it should be, aside from practicing and improving it, the best course of action is to slow down when writing. Think about each letter as you form it and you’ll see a marked improvement.
    2. Write your note on nice stationery or a note card, not a plain piece of printer paper or college-ruled paper you’ve ripped out of your child’s school notebook. Use a fine-tip pen. Unless you are Picasso and are including a sketch, pen looks nicer than pencil.
    3. Use greetings and closings appropriate to your relationship with the recipient.
    4. Mention what you particularly enjoyed about the event. Don’t be afraid to let your personality shine through. (Unless you’re a dick. Don’t be a dick.)
    5. Close with a reiteration of thanks.
     
    Example

     

    Dear SP,

    Thank you so much for inviting me to your fun dinner party Saturday night. I had a great time! 

    The gathering was a wonderful reminder of how sharing delicious food and warm laughter around a lovely table always brings people together. I enjoyed meeting your friends who were visiting from Los Angeles–I can’t remember the last time I laughed so much.

    I really appreciate your thoughtfulness in including me.

    Truly yours,

    Glibby

     

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    Family Rules

     

    You may be on intimate terms with the hostess, but that is no reason to decide not to send a thank you note! Everyone appreciates receiving a sincere thank you when they’ve gone to effort to create an event. Why not take the opportunity to foster warm feelings in your close friends and family members? You can make the world a little bit better one note at a time.

     

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    Join me next time, when I’ll cover how to write a thank you note for a thoroughly unenjoyable event.

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  • SP’s Guide to Insufferable Politeness: Lesson 1

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    The noun “etiquette” describes the requirements of behaviors according to conventions of society. It includes the proper conduct that is established by a community for various occasions, including ceremonies, court, formal events and everyday life. ~ Robin Bickerstaff Glover

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    The Australian Glib Book of Etiquette is a very slim volume. ~ Paul Theroux

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     Well, there is etiquette and then there are manners. Not the same thing at all.

    Think of etiquette as the collection of principles for why one uses manners: courtesy, respect, kindness. If one seeks to treat others kindly and put them at ease, one will rarely go wrong in a big way, and will likely be forgiven for a lapse in manners such as using the wrong knife in a formal setting.

    However, I like to think about etiquette and manners as means to control minds and hearts…no rusty tin can lids required!

    At finishing school one is taught the niceties of manners, but the main emphasis is on creating an impression of oneself in the minds of others. Consider this your invitation to Glib Finishing School.

    Ready?

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    Situation

     

    You are invited to a dinner party. Along with the usual details, the hostess has indicated that it is not a formal affair and gives an impression that it’s really more a gathering akin to an open house with no set end time.

    You promptly reply that you are delighted to be invited and will attend.

    You ask the standard question all Glibs of good breeding ask: What may I bring?    

    The hostess replies, “Thank you for asking, but there is no need for you to bring anything.”

     

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    What do you do?

     

    Do you: 

    A) Take your hostess at her word and not bring anything

    B) Bring the dish known as your specialty

    C) Bring flowers from the grocery store around the corner

    D) Bring a small thoughtful gift

     

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    SP’s Suggestion

     

    It depends on your relationship with the hostess.

    In the long ago, olden times, one would of course bring a small thoughtful gift in spite of the request not to do so, unless the hostess was a close family member. It was considered very bad manners to arrive empty-handed. Remember hostess gifts?

    However, things have changed. It is now perfectly acceptable to take your hostess at her word and bring nothing but a positive attitude and anticipation of an enjoyable event.

    But, wait.

    Remember that I said this is a chance to create a positive impression of oneself? If the hostess is a business acquaintance, valued member of your social network, or someone new whom you would like to cultivate, taking something that is small and useful, that creates no work for the hostess, is a good plan.

    Such as:

    A bottle of decent wine (no Two Buck Chuck); a pretty floral arrangement already in a vase (this can even be flowers from your garden);  a small pot of herb plants or a spice blend in a pretty jar; a selection of nice cheeses or nuts.

    Just be cognizant that the hostess may or may not use your offering during that event. If there is already a set menu or wines selected to go with the menu, don’t be offended that your gift isn’t put into immediate use. Remember, you are trying to create a favorable impression.

    Be gracious. Once you have given a gift, what happens with it is completely up to the recipient.

    What not to bring:

    A dish that needs oven or refrigerator/freezer space; flowers in a plastic wrap from the grocery store; several bottles of ingredients for your specialty cocktail; a CD of your favorite “dinner music” by Kraftwerk; finger foods that need some kind of preparation beyond plating. 

     

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    Pro Tip

     

    If you know the hostess is crazy about her pet, bringing a small, token gift for the pet may win you even more points than something for the hostess herself!

     

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    N.B.

     

    All of the preceding regarding what to bring can be disregarded if you are on a Family Rules status with the hostess. You know the level of formality likely to be involved, you know the likes and dislikes and habits of the hostess, and probably most of the other guests.

    So feel free to grab that six-pack of PBR and some stale chips and generic salsa. She already knows the kind of low class person you are.

     

     

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    And, finally…

     

    Don’t forget that it’s always thoughtful to send a thank you note, email, or text after the event, no matter your relationship with the hostess. If it’s like some of the previous Chez OMWC/SP parties, you might want to also include a playful, “Oops, my bad” when you text us from the county lockup.

     

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  • I Can’t Get No….

    A local politician decided to take action against a Facebook user that criticized her on Facebook.  It resulted in the local politician researching the Facebook user, finding out where he works, calling his HR, and informing them of their employee’s actions on Facebook.  She just wanted an apology….

    Seriously, here’s a link.  It’s a tough choice in determining who to hate more, a guy shitposting on Facebook, or the politician that appears to be trying to get him to lose his job.  No arbitrary abuse of power here…

    This is my review of Highwater Brewing Sugaree Maple Pecan Pie

    Is this the new norm for political discourse?  When did we turn into a bunch of assholes?  This is not that kind of article where I lecture you about proper discourse, or a plea for civility in political discussions, I promise you.  I am here to present a solution:

     

    Dueling.

    “Your mother is a nice lady.” “You lie, I demand an apology.” “…I am sorry your mother is a nice lady.”

    I know what six of you are thinking, “doesn’t this violate NAP?”  The rest of you are probably thinking, “Hell Yeah!”  For those six I submit there were indeed rules to dueling.

    Rule 1. The first offense requires the first apology, though the retort may have been more offensive than the insult. Example: A tells B he is impertinent, etc. B retorts that he lies; yet A must make the first apology because he gave the first offense, and then (after one fire) B may explain away the retort by a subsequent apology.

    Rule 2. But if the parties would rather fight on, then after two shots each (but in no case before), B may explain first, and A apologize afterward.

    N.B. The above rules apply to all cases of offenses in retort not of stronger class than the example.

    Rule 3. If a doubt exist who gave the first offense, the decision rests with the seconds; if they won’t decide, or can’t agree, the matter must proceed to two shots, or to a hit, if the challenger require it.

    Rule 4. When the lie direct is the first offense, the aggressor must either beg pardon in express terms; exchange two shots previous to apology; or three shots followed up by explanation; or fire on till a severe hit be received by one party or the other.

    Rule 5. As a blow is strictly prohibited under any circumstances among gentlemen, no verbal apology can be received for such an insult. The alternatives, therefore — the offender handing a cane to the injured party, to be used on his own back, at the same time begging pardon; firing on until one or both are disabled; or exchanging three shots, and then asking pardon without proffer of the cane.

    If swords are used, the parties engage until one is well blooded, disabled, or disarmed; or until, after receiving a wound, and blood being drawn, the aggressor begs pardon.

    N.B. A disarm is considered the same as a disable. The disarmer may (strictly) break his adversary’s sword; but if it be the challenger who is disarmed, it is considered as ungenerous to do so.

    In the case the challenged be disarmed and refuses to ask pardon or atone, he must not be killed, as formerly; but the challenger may lay his own sword on the aggressor’s shoulder, then break the aggressor’s sword and say, “I spare your life!” The challenged can never revive the quarrel — the challenger may.

    Rule 6. If A gives B the lie, and B retorts by a blow (being the two greatest offenses), no reconciliation can take place till after two discharges each, or a severe hit; after which B may beg A’s pardon humbly for the blow and then A may explain simply for the lie; because a blow is never allowable, and the offense of the lie, therefore, merges in it. (See preceding rules.)

    N.B. Challenges for undivulged causes may be reconciled on the ground, after one shot. An explanation or the slightest hit should be sufficient in such cases, because no personal offense transpired.

    Rule 7. But no apology can be received, in any case, after the parties have actually taken ground, without exchange of fires.

    Rule 8. In the above case, no challenger is obliged to divulge his cause of challenge (if private) unless required by the challenged so to do before their meeting.

    Rule 9. All imputations of cheating at play, races, etc., to be considered equivalent to a blow; but may be reconciled after one shot, on admitting their falsehood and begging pardon publicly.

    Rule 10. Any insult to a lady under a gentleman’s care or protection to be considered as, by one degree, a greater offense than if given to the gentleman personally, and to be regulated accordingly.

    Rule 11. Offenses originating or accruing from the support of ladies’ reputations, to be considered as less unjustifiable than any others of the same class, and as admitting of slighter apologies by the aggressor: this to be determined by the circumstances of the case, but always favorable to the lady.

    Rule 12. In simple, unpremeditated recontres with the smallsword, or couteau de chasse, the rule is — first draw, first sheath, unless blood is drawn; then both sheath, and proceed to investigation.

    Rule 13. No dumb shooting or firing in the air is admissible in any case. The challenger ought not to have challenged without receiving offense; and the challenged ought, if he gave offense, to have made an apology before he came on the ground; therefore, children’s play must be dishonorable on one side or the other, and is accordingly prohibited.

    Rule 14. Seconds to be of equal rank in society with the principals they attend, inasmuch as a second may either choose or chance to become a principal, and equality is indispensible.

    Rule 15. Challenges are never to be delivered at night, unless the party to be challenged intend leaving the place of offense before morning; for it is desirable to avoid all hot-headed proceedings.

    Rule 16. The challenged has the right to choose his own weapon, unless the challenger gives his honor he is no swordsman; after which, however, he can decline any second species of weapon proposed by the challenged.

    Rule 17. The challenged chooses his ground; the challenger chooses his distance; the seconds fix the time and terms of firing.

    Rule 18. The seconds load in presence of each other, unless they give their mutual honors they have charged smooth and single, which should be held sufficient.

    Rule 19. Firing may be regulated — first by signal; secondly, by word of command; or thirdly, at pleasure — as may be agreeable to the parties. In the latter case, the parties may fire at their reasonable leisure, but second presents and rests are strictly prohibited.

    Rule 20. In all cases a miss-fire is equivalent to a shot, and a snap or non-cock is to be considered as a miss-fire.

    Rule 21. Seconds are bound to attempt a reconciliation before the meeting takes place, or after sufficient firing or hits, as specified.

    Rule 22. Any wound sufficient to agitate the nerves and necessarily make the hand shake, must end the business for that day.

    Rule 23. If the cause of the meeting be of such a nature that no apology or explanation can or will be received, the challenged takes his ground, and calls on the challenger to proceed as he chooses; in such cases, firing at pleasure is the usual practice, but may be varied by agreement.

    Rule 24. In slight cases, the second hands his principal but one pistol; but in gross cases, two, holding another case ready charged in reserve.

    Rule 25. Where seconds disagree, and resolve to exchange shots themselves, it must be at the same time and at right angles with their principals, thus:

    If with swords, side by side, with five paces interval.

    N.B. All matters and doubts not herein mentioned will be explained and cleared up by application to the committee, who meet alternately at Clonmel and Galway, at the quarter sessions, for that purpose.

    Because there a rules each quarreling party must abide by this appears to be the ideal solution, particularly because both parties enter into the duel voluntarily.  Instead of getting the Shitposter’s employer involved, the Politician simply could demand an apology.  If…more likely when, the Shitposter refused, she could then defend her honor by challenging the Shitposter to a duel.  The American rules appear to have provisions in the event swords are chosen.  Because I can count on one hand the number of people I know that can handle a sword thanks to his medieval sword fighting hobby, I assume most people will choose pistols.

    Furthermore, there would necessarily have to be some kind of referee involved, if nothing else to file the forms with the local courts and probably the Sheriff’s office.  I suggest we keep this modest and not have duels wind up like this:

    ”Swords or pistols.”

    ”Kel-Tec KSG”

    ”…can you at least tell me where to find one?”

    Pistols would need to be kept simple as possible.  In the past, this was easy enough given the prevailing technology at the time meant sister smoothbore, flintlock pistols of various style and caliber.  Heavy triggers, slow ignition, limited practical accuracy, and at least one of duelists having the good sense to chicken out at the last second reduced the likelihood that somebody was going to die.  A modern Glock 17 might be suicidal.  A .22LR, single action revolver might be more prudent.  Why .22?  If I don’t want to get shot with a .22, I sure as hell don’t want to get shot with a .38…

    A referee to ensure adherence to the rules, and provide a witness in the event the duel turns into murder, means the quarrel ends fairly.  I assume only three or four people will necessarily have to die because they called somebody a Nazi over disagreement on an excise tax on soda.  Once this happens, people might choose their words just a little more carefully, or at the very least not attempt to endanger their livelihood because they criticized a politicians actions.  Somebody criticizing your actions comes with the territory of being a politician, and your opinions being expressed on a public forum are subject to interpretation and criticism by the public.  Grow up.

    As for the beer.  This is sweet.  In fact I will go so far as to say it is probably too sweet for Sugarfree.  It is essentially a nut brown ale with a touch of maple, which results in the beer tasting an awful lot like pecan pie, which I happen to like. Highwater Brewing Sugaree Maple Pecan Pie: 2.4/5

     

  • Standard Libertarian Disclaimer – Episode 1: Universal Basic Income

     

    This is the first of what will hopefully be a multi-part series, written by a number of different writers, in which the author attempts to do the best job of writing a piece in favor of a policy he does not support.  Then everyone can tell him why it is a freaking bad idea in the comments.

    With that said, lets get started by turning on our

    [standard libertarian disclaimer]

    I am going to start by describing what I think is the best possible Universal Basic Income (UBI) plan, how it would work, what it would cost, and what benefits it would provide.  This will be a pure plan.  Then, because of one part that I think is too far outside the Overton Window, I will discuss an alternative, more politically feasible plan, that is not as good but would converge with the pure plan with time.

    The basic goal of the UBI is to eliminate poverty once and for all.  In order to do that, every American citizen [side note:  I am generally an open borders guy, but if you are just a resident let your home country send you a check] would receive a monthly check.  Each adult (18+) would receive $1040 per month.  Each child would receive $370.  This is based on the 2019 federal poverty guidelines with the adjustment that each adult gets the full amount for a single person household to avoid marriage penalties and the like.  The amount of the check would adjust with inflation each year.

    Thus, we have eliminated poverty among US citizens.  Everyone gets a check that gets them above the poverty line.

    The second part of the plan is to eliminate ALL transfer payments made by the federal government.  There would be no more welfare, no more agricultural subsidies, no more WIC, no more social security payments, no more aid to foreign governments, etc.  The government would still be spending a ton of money, but it would be on military and infrastructure and health care (Medicare, Medicaid and VA – I excluded them from transfer payments but an argument can be made for them being cut too) and other things that while maybe not entirely supported by Article I, Section 8, aren’t too far outside the realm of government services.

    At this point, using a back of envelope calculation I did sometime in the recent past, you can pay for the UBI and balance the budget (well, maybe, I think to get it fully in balance requires some cutting of military spending, which would be a good thing) with a flat tax on all income at 35%.  That seems high, and is, but it works out that due to the check, a family of four isn’t a net taxpayer unless their income exceeds about $97,000 ($96,685.71 to be exact).  Also, the elimination of social security means that the FICA tax has been reduced from 15.3% to 2.9% (Medicare portion).

    Benefits not yet mentioned:

    • Lots of unemployed federal employees.
    • Easier tax form, just a flat 35%, no deductions.
    • The debt owed to the Social Security Trust Fund evaporates overnight.

    That is the purest form.  However, that just reduced a lot of people living on a $3000 a month social security check to poverty level, now living on $1040.  This won’t fly.

    It sucks, but we have to keep SS around for a while.  The alternate plan would end Social Security slowly.  All SS credits earned prior to the start of the UBI would be paid under the current schedule, but you could not earn any more.  For those retired, nothing would change.  Those retiring in the future would get a reduced SS payment depending on credits already earned, so those close to retirement might not notice a difference but those 10 to 20 years away would notice, and those 40 years away would basically not ever receive SS.  I would slowly over time reduce the 12.4% Social Security tax.  If it works out (I don’t know the math on this), maybe by .2% per year so that it is gone in 62 years.

    A few generations down the road, SS would be gone and it would be the same as the original plan.

    [/sld]

    Destroy this idea in the comments.