Chartreuse Sunday Morning Links

Fuck, it’s December already? Well, at least it’s Sunday and while all the goyim are scurrying around, I can relax and watch the Niners and Ravens. Maybe. Depends on the VPN we’re using. Fingers crossed. Because that’s going to be far more interesting than the stupid goddam Rams-Cards bullshit that our local stations are carrying.

Birthdays are obligatory, and today’s feature a very waxy lady; the worst part of The Producers; one of the few people creepier than I am; one of the kings of comedy who actually was funny; a guy who understood supply and demand; and someone who was actually funny before she took up politics.

News, news, news.

 

No shit, Boris.

 

Joe is gonna show you that he’s a hep dude. And wants to sniff new hair every day. And maybe a little more, no promises.

 

It’s so cute when clueless dorks discover the internet.

 

The Cleveland Browns are sui generis.

 

Pissed off the wrong woman. Remember this when you’re leafing through Q’s Museum of Silicone and Photoshop.

 

Fake but accurate.

 

 

Old Guy Music is a song I like to play (or have liked to ever since I figured out her tuning). The studio version is the one I knew, but holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck look at this lineup! But Jesus, clean your nails, Joni.

Comments

282 responses to “Chartreuse Sunday Morning Links”

  1. Tres Cool

    Whycome #5 and #10 have sandals on ?

    1. Lackadaisical

      Jesus bro.

    2. Fourscore

      Makes them look taller

    3. straffinrun

      Those rankings are BS.

      1. westernsloper

        Agreed.

  2. It’s so cute when clueless dorks discover the internet.

    Every word they write is a lie, including “and” and “the”.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Moral Panic II: Electric Boogaloo

      1. Rhywun

        ?

    2. Suthenboy

      If you cant find a dragon to slay, make one up. It is safer that way anyway.

      1. Chafed

        Look who got his avatar back.

  3. Lackadaisical

    RE: Warren

    Christ, what an asshole.

  4. Sean

    Poor old Joe. He’s gonna stroke out on stage.

    1. Lackadaisical

      That was creepy. What’s with the dems this year?

      1. The Last American Hero

        They think Trump is vulnerable so every freak in the party is running. Add in that 2016 was a coronation that resulted in Sanders getting an outsized share of the primaries and now the commie wing thinks this is their moment.

    2. That’s the only thing that would make the debates interesting.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I almost feel bad for the guy.

    4. straffinrun

      If his wife was a gamer, she would’ve queefed when he bit her finger.

  5. PieInTheSky

    Chartreuse links? Glib poll: what do you prefer green or yellow Chartreuse ?

  6. Tejicano

    “It’s so cute when clueless dorks discover the internet.”

    Funny to find out that “Boogaloo” is now only used by the alt-right. I had missed that completely.

    Also funny to read that red flag laws are “laws allowing the temporary seizing of firearms from individuals deemed to present a danger to themselves or others” – I guess you could say it is temporary seizure if the PTB only hold them briefly before destroying them. Does anybody have any expectation that once a person has been “red flagged” that they will ever possess those guns again?

    1. leon

      They will find a few “success stories” and ignore all the ones where the gun owner died.

      1. Tejicano

        “Look, did you want us to make this omelet or what?”

        1. leon

          I do like omelettes

    2. Suthenboy

      It is so wildly unconstitutional and transparently and end-run around due process I have a hard time believing it will stand.

      1. Tejicano

        I am starting to believe they understand that so they will be trying to bring it up in different forms on the local level. That will make it much harder to strike down than it would have been had it been a single. federally implemented system.

    3. JG43

      No because once you are red flagged, you will fail a NICS check. So it’s a self-licking ice cream cone for gun grabbers.

      1. Tejicano

        Yup. Regardless of how perfectly spotless your record had been previously, once you are Red Flagged you will have the same right to possess a firearm as Charles Manson would have had on parole.

      2. Hyperion

        ^this^

        It will be exactly like a ‘no fly’ list. No one will ever even be able to know how they got red flagged and there will be no way for the person to contact anyone who will know how they can get off and there will be no legal recourse for them to even challenge it. It’s the way these legal run around stunts work. And the people who want to put it in place, already know all of this.

        At first it will be just a few sample people. And no one will care about those people, they must be crazy or something, or else this would actually happen to people you know. And then before you know it, we will have millions of people red-flagged and it will be too late to get rid of it by then. And all it will take will be a call from someone who doesn’t like you or thinks you’re a crazy redneck and then you’re red flagged for life.

        1. straffinrun

          Looks like that trend is where society is going in general. Because of advances in tech and info processing, people will be divided into those in good standing with the government and those outside. As they try to squeeze more and more money out of the people to cover underfunded spending, the cycle will speed up.

          1. Hyperion

            USA version of China’s social credit score. If you don’t comply, they’ll just start banning you from whatever they think up, being able to travel, etc.

  7. PieInTheSky

    Birthdays

    What about Romania huh?

    1. Tejicano

      Is that a first name or a last name? Or was that a stage name like “Sting” or “Prince”?

    2. PieInTheSky

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeFb0iPq8mI

      let us all sing a patriotic song…

      Also stupid parade messes up traffic and stupid helicopters make noise

    3. What about it?

    4. Old Man With Candy

      We’re drinking Romanian wine today- does that count, Count?

    5. Tejicano

      OK, yeah, but when are you guys gonna get your flag back from the Sokka Gakkai? Jeez, those freaks fly it all over the place here.

  8. PieInTheSky

    No shit, Boris. – I think one of my friends on the scene had an audible scream in one of the videos of the stabbing.

    1. Chipping Pioneer

      Not possible. It happened during daylight hours.

  9. Chipping Pioneer

    The Democrats surely are a clown show. So focussed on impeachment when there is exactly 0% chance of conviction,while the slate of losers on offer as potential presidential candidates have a similar chance of winning an election. You know, the regular way to remove a President from office.

    1. Tejicano

      It’s like they simply believe that they are going to win regardless of which candidate they choose. They don’t know anybody who would vote for Trump so they’ve got it in the bag. They way it’s going I wonder if they will be able to bring in the numbers needed to even stand a chance. And some of the people they have running would actually scare more people to vote for Trump than a Biden or some other middle of the road (D) would.

      1. The bigger question is can they fake enough votes.

        1. Hyperion

          Well, they can in all the sanctuary states and cities. But it’s no like they we’re going to lose in those places anyway.

    2. leon

      Not true!!! They passed line 400 bills but Mitch McConnell won’t do anything.

    3. Hyperion

      “You know, the regular way to remove a President from office.”

      Yeah, but we don’t have time for that! What about our national nightmare? Millions dying from no healthcare, little kids being locked up in cages, and run away climate change killing all of us right now! We don’t have time for that! IMPEACH, IMPEACH, IMPEACH!

    4. Hyperion

      Also.

      Surrounded!

      And you know, no one has ever made a claim like that before. I mean like saying Trump will resign any minute now. So this time, walls closing in, surrounded, they got em.

  10. Been reading about this flick from Savant for a few years now. Looks like something else to add to the post-Christmas shopping (with GC) along with the Giant Robo BR collection.

    https://trailersfromhell.com/until-the-end-of-the-world/

  11. Tres Cool

    From news that’s “too local”: Rednecks get bored and hilarity ensues

    1. Gender Traitor

      Only newsworthy because Springboro. That’s just another Saturday night in Harrison Township.

      ‘Mornin’, homey!

      1. Tres Cool

        ‘sup home-team

        (just got home from church)

    2. Hyperion

      So… you’re saying the Ohio is still exactly as I remember it?

      1. Jarflax

        I have a friend up that way (in Carlisle) who used to have (and fire) a home made cannon until one day he overloaded it… He came within about a foot of being decapitated by a 5 lb. hunk of the breech, which blew through his garage door and embedded itself in the back wall.

        1. Tres Cool

          Ah, Carlisle. I used to drive there there & Franklin twice daily.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      That’s worse than rickrolling. You should be ashamed.

      1. You’ll never find a more appropriate song than mine
        You’ll keep searching and searching your whole life through….

  12. straffinrun

    Now one can buy boogaloo-related clothing and accessories from a variety of online marketplaces, including Amazon. Items include patches, pins and apparel (such as “Big Igloo” t-shirts).

    The ADL is doing infomercials now?

  13. The Late P Brooks

    From militia groups to white supremacists, extremists on a range of online platforms talk about—and sometimes even anticipate—the “boogaloo.” The rise of “boogaloo,” and its casual acceptance of future mass violence, is disturbing. Among some extremists, it may even signify an increased willingness to engage in violence.

    That’s some good analyzing, Lou.

    *makes okay sign*

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The autists at 4chan love screwing with the ADL,

  14. leon

    “The rise of “boogaloo,” and its casual acceptance of future mass violence, is disturbing. ”

    It’s certainty not the people advocating the stripping of the rights of the people that are advocating violence.

    1. straffinrun

      They won’t submit to violence. You should, but they won’t.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Have you seen the Sacha Baron Cohen ADL speech?

      https://youtu.be/ymaWq5yZIYM

      They want to shut everyone who disagrees with them up. It’s one of the worst speeches I’ve ever seen.

      1. leon

        Is that the same guy who did Borat? It’s one thing to be a moral scold. It’s another to be a hypocritical moral scold.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Same guy retconning his past career. To hear him say it he wasn’t a raunchy comedian, he was a guy uncovering the dark nests of bigotry and antisemitism that can be found in all of us.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            He’s been making a play for a hero of the Jewish people lately.

          2. Rhywun

            That schtick was funny for about five minutes. Then it just got mean and ugly.

      2. PieInTheSky

        I think he is trying to launder his unPC image or is a moron.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Sniffing his own farts. He fancies himself an arbiter of truth.

        2. Stinky Wizzleteats

          He should go to that Romanian village from Borat and ask for forgiveness.

          1. PieInTheSky

            don’t say that we want people to think that was in Kazakhstan

      3. Suthenboy

        : comments are turned off :

        Of course they are.

    3. Fourscore

      “Whatcha gonna do to tonight, Bud” (Abbott)

      “We gonna boogie, Lou”.

    4. Jarflax

      For a group of people obsessed with finding signs of racism they are certainly missing a bet here. Boogaloo used to be a racial epithet.

      1. kbolino

        I think you’re thinking of a another word.

        1. Jarflax

          No, I am familiar with that one as well.

          1. Jarflax

            I’ll give you a hint, you are thinking of the wrong race.

  15. leon

    Has anyone ever seen Gary Johnson and Joe Biden at the same time?

    1. PieInTheSky

      yes it was on porn-hub for a while bu they took it down. They were double teaming Ann Coulter

      1. Jarflax

        Fake news Ann Coulter is too skinny for DP porn. And Crusty is gonna be mad at both of us.

  16. PieInTheSky

    Six more countries join Trump-busting Iran barter group

    https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2019/dec/01/six-more-countries-join-trump-busting-iran-barter-group

    Paris, London and Berlin on Saturday welcomed six new European countries to the Instex barter mechanism, which is designed to circumvent US sanctions against trade with Iran by avoiding use of the dollar.

    1. leon

      “Washington in 2018 unilaterally withdrew from the international agreement governing Iran’s nuclear programme and reinstated heavy sanctions against Tehran.”

      Counties need to stop thinking they have any binding agreement with the US if it’s not ratified by the senate.

      1. Fourscore

        Countries, too (Before Ted’S gets here)

    2. Suthenboy

      It’s the Guardian so I have no idea if that means anything or not. Assuming it is true….idiots. A strong Iran is a direct threat to them. They would just be feeding an alligator. But…Guardian, so probably bullshit.

      1. leon

        Is Iran really a threat to them though?

        1. PieInTheSky

          depends who them are

          1. leon

            I didn’t say (((them)))

          2. Gender Traitor

            Since parentheses and square brackets are spoken for, can I claim the ” {{ }}” style brackets (for lack of a better term) for chicks? After all, these brackets have nipples.

          3. leon

            Isn’t that who we are referring to by default though?

            :Ducks:

          4. Gender Traitor

            Let’s make it official! Like the spelling of “cunte”! By the authority vested in me by me, I hereby declare that the “{{ }}” brackets are for references to chicks. In most cases, two on each side are appropriate. Three or more on a side refer to chicks from other planets who have more than two titties.

          5. Jarflax

            {{{Chicks}}} no longer get exclusive brackets. See Rachel Mckinnon.

          6. Old Man With Candy

            Wait, you have two tits on each side?

            Dayum!

          7. Jarflax

            Pfft, like you like tits.

          8. Gender Traitor

            two tits on each side?

            Ackshually, as an example, “{{them}}” is, of course, two or more chicks. Think two chicks back-to-back…

            Come to think of it, perhaps you’d prefer “}}them{{.”

          9. commodious spittoon

            I figured it’s for referencing Hitchcock.

        2. Suthenboy

          Yes, it is. Very much so.

          1. leon

            How?

        3. Rhywun

          I dunno. How far can a nuclear weapon reach?

          1. straffinrun

            I don’t buy the “Iran is a death cult and wants to die” line. Terrible government, but they do have a sense of self preservation.

          2. Rhywun

            I don’t think I do either. I really would rather they don’t have nukes, though. Not that there is likely anything anyone can do to stop it at this point.

          3. straffinrun

            Right? The amount of meddling necessary to stop them from getting nukes eventually would have to involve heavy military action.

    3. Lackadaisical

      Our great European allies. The greatest.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Authorities said Khan had been released in December 2018 “on license,” meaning he had to meet certain conditions or face being sent back to prison, according to Metropolitan Police Counterterrorism Chief Neil Basu.

    They should have told him, “NO TERRORISM”.

    1. Hyperion

      “They should have told him, “NO TERRORISM”

      It’s Limeyville. That would probably be considered racism. They probably just need more common sense bridge and knife control, just ban knives on bridges, that’ll do it. If that don’t work, ban bridges.

  18. Fourscore

    I am physically snowed in, ’til it stops and I can get my snow blower out. DISH antenna covered with snow and hanging branches so no TV, ’til I go out with a broom. About 12 inches fresh snow and still coming down. At least I still have Verizon.

    1. PieInTheSky

      well it is your fault for not living in a big city

    2. Sean

      #Fakenews.

      Global warming means no more snow. All the glaciers are melting.

    3. CPRM

      I wouldn’t have any problem getting out, but I’m still going to use it as an excuse to not leave the house today.

    1. egould310

      Franklin St bridge? Referred to in the RHCP tune “Under the Bridge”.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    London Mayor Sadiq Khan said earlier Friday that two victims of the “appalling” terrorist attack had “tragically died.”

    “My heart goes out to them, their loved ones and to everybody affected,” he said in a statement. “London will never be cowed by terrorism. Terrorism will never win.”

    “I want to reassure Londoners and visitors that there will be enhanced police patrols, including firearms teams, on the streets of London this weekend,” he added. “I will be attending the government’s emergency COBRA meeting tonight.”

    And then they rounded up all known right wing sympathizers.

    1. Hyperion

      Have they made sure that cute blonde Canadian chick has not sneaked back in to the country?

  20. but holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck look at this lineup!

    Meh, a better version has Robbie Robertson backing her up.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    I am physically snowed in, ’til it stops and I can get my snow blower out. DISH antenna covered with snow and hanging branches so no TV, ’til I go out with a broom. About 12 inches fresh snow and still coming down. At least I still have Verizon.

    #METOO

    Fresh snow + high winds = ground blizzard conditions and heavy drifts.

    It’s supposed to warm up for a few days, so I got that going for me.

    1. Fourscore

      Cold day tomorrow and then back to seasonal. Warm up in April. The wind died early in the evening so the snow is hanging in the pine trees. No place I’d rather be snowbound than here though, I’m guessing its the same wherever you live.

  22. Count Potato

    “At least 11 people shot in the New Orleans French Quarter: Chaos on Canal Street as gunman opens fire into crowds amid heavy police presence after the Bayou Classic college football game”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7743519/At-ten-people-shot-New-Orleans-French-Quarter.html

    1. PieInTheSky

      see this could have been London without reasonable gun control

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Shithole

  23. Count Potato

    “Newsweek fires political reporter who claimed Donald Trump would be spending Thanksgiving ‘tweeting, golfing and more’ – before POTUS surprised US troops in Afghanistan”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7742957/Newsweek-fires-reporter-said-Trump-spending-Thanksgiving-tweeting-golfing-more.html

    1. CPRM

      Only the tenured staff gets to release articles that are completely made up!

    2. straffinrun

      Honest mistake.

    3. leon

      To be fair it was a surprise!

    4. Rhywun

      ‘I thought Newsweek was out of business?’

      LOL

      I hope they learn their lesson from this inc—
      Heh, I can’t get it out.

    5. kbolino

      Why? Seriously, they all do this shit. Why’d she get canned?

      1. Jarflax

        I’m guessing she refused to blow the editor.

    1. JD is Unemployed

      Hang on, I’ll get my calipers and check the most recent literature on where the threshold is. By eye they look like they’d average out to a borderline figure, but based on the Gillette womyn ads, I have a feeling the threshold has shifted yugely in recent times, and I for one refuse to accept the new “scientific” consensus on what is merely “thicc”. We might be looking at “shamefully physionormative” by 2019 standards.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    That pesky Supreme Court

    Still, the justices agreed to hear the matter and asked the parties to be prepared to argue mootness. That is, whether the claim is even still ripe for consideration in view of the subsequent legislative fixes.

    If they decide it is, and they opine on the substance of the case, it’ll be the most consequential gun rights matter in a decade, since the 2010 case McDonald v. City of Chicago, according to George Washington University law professor Robert Cottrol, speaking at a Federalist Society event in October. In McDonald the justices ruled that an individual’s Second Amendment rights are incorporated and applied to states via the Due Process clauses. It limited localities’ ability to restrict guns, which is why many states and cities have signed amicus briefs pleading with the justices not to decide the substantive questions presented here.

    New York City and those localities don’t want the justices to consider the constitutional claim and say there’s nothing left to decide. The Constitution’s Case or Controversy Clause forbids the justices from issuing advisory opinions—there must be a live controversy to resolve and some kind of relief it can offer an aggrieved party. The city says that with the new laws in place, old gun transport restrictions need not be considered.

    Republicans, the Trump administration, and the NYSRPA are eager for a ruling on the constitutional grounds because they believe the high court bench is primed for a decision favorable to gun owners. With five conservative justices and only four progressives, a decision expanding gun rights, or at least chiding the city, is entirely possible.

    This is why we need to neuter the SC.

    1. Lackadaisical

      Is there a principled legal argument why the issue isn’t moot?

      1. Bob Boberson

        Deplorables haz guns, duh.

        1. Sean

          Well, we did…
          Until those boating accidents.

          1. leon

            ADL’s next expose will be on boating accidents

      2. leon

        I think changing the law is a fairly common tactic to try to get parts of the case ruled moot and not get a ruling either way. Not sure how often it works and what differentiates it. I think there is still some active controversy about a law that the government claims they could reinstate.

      3. Tejicano

        It sounds like NYC is trying to say that they have changed the rules to something more favorable to gun owners and thus the complaint about how the previous rule was unconstitutional does not stand.

        But I expect that it would be easy to show that some people were found in violation of the old rule so saying that old rule is now moot doesn’t give much relief to those people.

      4. Rhywun

        If judges can read the president’s mind regarding such questions as national origin on the census, surely they can read the mind of a state legislature and its intent behind tweaking the law in order to escape the Supreme’s attention.

    2. leon

      “It limited localities’ ability to restrict guns, which is why many states and cities have signed amicus briefs pleading with the justices not to decide the substantive questions presented here.”

      Please don’t stop us from stomping on snecks!

      “there must be a live controversy to resolve and some kind of relief it can offer an aggrieved party.”

      I’m not disputing the clause, I just don’t think it’s been so narrow. Certainly there is a live controversy in a local government thinking it still has the authority to do what they said they could do.

    3. straffinrun

      Roberts may or may not be the bench’s new swing voter, but he certainly dislikes it when anyone—Republican or Democrat—implies the court is a political institution and that the justices are anything but neutral arbiters of the law.

      The justices aren’t human. Good. We can unplug them when they go haywire.

      1. Suthenboy

        “Stop calling me out!”

        / shorter Roberts

        1. straffinrun

          Above reproach. How do I get a gig like that?

  25. The Late P Brooks

    I should have sad, “Neuter now, pack with Democratic Socialists at the earliest opportunity.”

  26. Count Potato

    “Among both men and women, unsolicited sexual advances were considered more disturbing and more discomforting when perpetrated by an unattractive opposite sex colleague than when perpetrated by an attractive opposite sex colleague: ”

    https://twitter.com/ImHardcory/status/1200737705761611778

    “From an evolutionary perspective, the perception and interpretation of sexual advances depend on sex-specific mechanisms, individual differences in the perceivers’ mating strategies, and the actor’s attractiveness. In two studies (N = 1516), participants evaluated hypothetical situations of sexual advances from a coworker varying in attractiveness (study 1) and physical appearance or status (study 2). In both studies, men perceived sexual advances as less negative than women, especially when the advances arise from a (physically) attractive actor. Furthermore, the higher the sociosexual orientation of the participants, the less harmful these sexual advances are perceived. Finally, the same behavior from an attractive or physically attractive actor is perceived as less harmful than from an unattractive actor. Results are discussed from an evolutionary perspective on the perception of sexual advances.”

    https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s40806-019-00215-y

    Shocking.

    1. PieInTheSky

      be attractive. don’t be unattractive

      1. CPRM

        Damnit! I can never do anything right!

  27. Count Potato

    “I didn’t want to put this in anyone’s timeline yesterday but… as I was coming home from working out on thanksgiving morning two white supremacists wearing what appeared to be nazi type garb were walking down my street in downtown DC. Like…no biggie. Just strolling along.”

    https://twitter.com/TiffanyDCross/status/1200424018173743104

    Cool story, bro.

    1. Tejicano

      Makes me wonder what – in his mind – “Nazi like garb” looks like. I’d be willing to wager that a Marine Dress Blue uniform looks “Nazi like” to this dweeb.

    2. Suthenboy

      What is nazi-like garb? Did they have secret nazi haircuts?

      Tomorrow she will tell us what a crime it is for people to be afraid of gangster-like guys walking down the street just because they are black.

      1. Sean

        NJ state troopers?

        https://www.google.com/search?q=nj+state+trooper&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjEv8Hj3JTmAhWHPN8KHeVWC9sQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=nj+state+trooper&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-img.3..41j0l5.34664.36673..37669…1.0..0.276.677.4j1j1……0….1.H8svkIIu9w0&ei=ztbjXcSgHof5_Ablra3YDQ&bih=800&biw=1280&prmd=niv

    3. leon

      Pics …. You know the drill.

      1. straffinrun

        Goddammit Leon.

        1. leon

          Great minds… You know the drill

    4. straffinrun

      Literally pics or it didn’t happen.

      1. R C Dean

        Too bad she didn’t have her phone with her to take a pic. Millennials just never seem to have their phones with them when they leave the house.

        1. Hyperion

          Amazing isn’t it? Also, pretty lame, I mean the Nazis didn’t even have a rope and didn’t assault anyone.

    5. Rhywun

      My area, once comprised of mostly Black folks, is now very intersectional.

      GENTRIFIKKKATION!

      1. Lackadaisical

        I thought intersectional was a good thing, apparently it means nazis now, like everything else?

        1. Rhywun

          It can mean whatever the hell you want it to mean – Newspeak at its finest.

    6. creech

      Neill Patrick Harris in his Star Troopers II costume?

    7. Hyperion

      ER

      @fearofdolphins
      Nov 29
      More
      Replying to @TiffanyDCross
      Yesterday two dolphins strolled onto the beach, put on sunglasses, and walked into the sunset. I didn’t get pics tho

      Yeah, what that guy said.

    8. Hyperion

      Mark Hudson

      @mdhud24
      Nov 30
      More
      Replying to @TiffanyDCross
      Jussie is that you?

      LOL

    9. Jarflax

      Hate should not be tolerated, normalized, or given a platform anywhere. And if you’re one of these #MAGA sycophants still claiming to not be racist,

      It is interesting how often people who say the first part of this continue on and immediately declare their hate for a group in the second part.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    He hasn’t suspended habeus corpus

    A majority of Republicans say President Trump is a better leader than former President Lincoln, according to this week’s Economist/YouGov weekly tracking poll.

    Fifty-three percent of Republicans said Trump was a better president than Lincoln, while 47 percent chose the Civil War-era leader.

    Lincoln still overwhelmingly beats Trump among all Americans, 75 percent to 25 percent, with the vast majority of Democrats and independents choosing the former president.

    While impeachment and other controversies surrounding Trump continue to dominate headlines, polls have shown the president maintaining a strong approval rating among Republicans.

    The Economist/YouGov poll found that 87 percent of those in the GOP either somewhat or strongly approve of the job he’s doing as president.

    I love the way they just throw this shit out with no context.

    People like Trump better because he never freed the slaves.

    1. Rhywun

      Now do Trump v puppies.

    2. straffinrun

      Trump should suspend Habeas Corpus to get his poll numbers up.

      1. Lackadaisical

        He would be much more popular with democrats if he were assassinated, dead republicans are their favorite kind of republican after all.

        1. leon

          Trump’s final troll. Knowing that then the Dems would have to praise him.

          1. Raven Nation

            Before they let him down one last time?

    3. R C Dean

      It’s like people are figuring out all political polls are push polls, and are trolling the pollsters.

    4. creech

      Hindsight is not wisdom. While popular today, he was so unpopular in 1863 Lincoln didn’t even think he’d get the Republican nomination for a second term.

  29. Suthenboy

    Leon, apologies. Duty called…duty being a blt with extra bacon for the wife.

    Why is a strong Iran a threat to Europe? They would control all passage into and out of the Persian gulf. As it is now they cant manage that. The leadership are belligerent, aggressive fanatics grinding their own people under heel and would every one else if they could. They don’t want nuclear weapons for defense, ya’ know.

    Until there is an at least half-way sane govt there they are a huge potential threat.

    1. Tejicano

      Add to this that what oil the EU states don’t get from Russia or the north sea mostly comes from the Persian gulf.

    2. leon

      “Duty called…duty being a blt with extra bacon for the wife.”

      As long as you snagged some for yourself.

      I certainly don’t think Iran is a lovely place. I just don’t see them as a huge geopolitical threat. They are a regional power Ina region we have no business in.

      1. PieInTheSky

        Europe has some business there… both oil and refugee wise.

        1. leon

          Yeah but Europeans are colonizers so they totes deserve it.

      2. R C Dean

        Except for their repeated threats to close the Persian Gulf, and exercises aimed at testing their ability to do so, I would agree. That’s pretty much directly contrary to American interests.

        Oh, also, their support for destabilizing the region and the knock on effects of that (mainly on Europe, at this point).

        And pursuit of nuclear tipped long range ballistic missiles.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Is there a principled legal argument why the issue isn’t moot?

    In the article it says there is an argument that previous violations could still be used to restrict gun ownership. NYC pinky swears they won’t.

    1. Lackadaisical

      Sounds like someone would have standing, maybe? Hopefully those people are on the suit.

      I’ve heard of cases thrown out because there was no consequence ‘yet’ to people who would be affected by a law, so even they might fall under that as well.

      1. R C Dean

        Easily arranged for. Have one of them try to buy a gun after truthfully disclosing they have been red flagged.

  31. Raven Nation

    Musical managers continues in the EPL: Watford fire their second manager for the season.

    1. Rhywun

      I didn’t know Arsenal’s manager was out until I tuned in this morning. It really is getting ridiculous.

      1. Raven Nation

        I suspect Everton will fire their manager this evening.

        1. Rhywun

          Leicester/Everton should be interesting. Too bad NBC gives us stupid Man U and ugh, Villa?!

        2. Rhywun

          Oh look at that… NBC is also not interested in the Merseyside derby on Wednesday. In favor of… guess who!

  32. The Late P Brooks

    two white supremacists wearing what appeared to be nazi type garb were walking down my street in downtown DC. Like…no biggie. Just strolling along.

    Whycome you no COEXISTZ?

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Amy Klobuchar has big bold ideas!

    1. Gender Traitor

      Euphemism? Like “huge… tracts of land”?

  34. leon

    You might have had a bad day but was it a “loose the big game for having too many guys on the field bad day”?

    1. Gender Traitor

      Missed that one. Who pulled that stunt?

      1. leon

        Alabama lost due to having 12 guys in play giving Auburn the first down they needed to run out the clock.

        1. Gender Traitor

          Oh, so THAT’S what happened – or at least one of the things that happened. As an Auburn-American (and a most-of-the-time Buckeyes booster,) that loss gave me great glee. Pretty much all the teams I cared about – Ohio State, LSU, and, most of all, Navy!!! – won yesterday, so I was a happy camper!

          1. leon

            It was the final nail. Two interceptions for touchdown and the one second kick at half and Alabama’s muffed kick at the end doomed them.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Chuck Todd is accusing this guy of being a ROOSHUN STOOOOGE.

    * that Kennedy guy- Senator? Congressman?

    1. straffinrun

      If that guy is a Russian stooge, the Ruskies sure do know how to teach a Looziana accent.

  36. leon

    “a guy who understood supply and demand; ”

    Huh. Was Escobar some Austrian economist I’ve never heard of?

  37. CPRM

    I was thinking about having a few Bloody Marys during the Packer game but I don’t have any tomato juice and I don’t want to leave the house. Then I remembered I do have a can of condensed tomato soup! we’ll see how that plays out…

    1. PieInTheSky

      I was thinking about having a few Bloody Marys – why?

      1. Gender Traitor

        Why not?

        1. PieInTheSky

          i don’t get the drinking without feeling the taste of the booze thing.

      2. Jarflax

        Methinks the vampire doth protest too much…

    2. westernsloper

      oh boy

    3. I think I’ve posted it before, but this story is worth a mention.

      1. CPRM

        Was that wrong? Everyone here goes bar hopping on their snowmobiles and drive on the street.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Chuck Todd: The Democrats are trying to have a conversation about what the President did.

    Fuck you, you little shit-gobbling weasel.

    1. leon

      Impeachment: now just another conversation.

      1. R C Dean

        By their definition, it is. They do all the talking, and you sit and eat the shit sandwich they serve up.

    2. straffinrun

      Let’s hope SF or CPRM work his goatee into an episode of hat and hair.

    3. creech

      Todd is a spin-master. Caught him this morning talking about the Republicans trying to “bully” Democrats into not voting for impeachment.

    4. kbolino

      Most conversations get kind of stale after a few hours, never mind a few years.

  39. westernsloper

    Football snacks today: Thinking bruschetta in the afternoon followed by chicken/green chili enchiladas.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Easily arranged for. Have one of them try to buy a gun after truthfully disclosing they have been red flagged.

    “I need some new guns. The fucking cops came and took my old ones.”

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Let’s hope SF or CPRM work his goatee into an episode of hat and hair.

    In a very special holiday special episode, Hillary’s Merkin will be played by Chuck Todd’s goatee.

    1. Gender Traitor

      I larfed.

      1. straffinrun

        Larf means laugh and barf?

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Oh, goody. Now I’m being lectured about global warming by a pair of billionaires. John Kerry is a blathering moron.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Let’s have a conversation about how we’re all gonna burn to a cinder in ten years. The planet is dooooomed.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    At long last, JUSTICE!

    From San Diego to Chicago to Boston, public libraries that have analyzed the effects of late fees on their cardholders have found that they disproportionately deter low-income residents and children.

    Acknowledging these consequences, the American Library Association passed a resolution in January in which it recognizes fines as “a form of social inequity” and calls on libraries nationwide to find a way to eliminate their fines.

    Let freedom ring!

    1. leon

      Meh. Our library went to zero fines and auto renewal and it’s been fine.

      1. kbolino

        There’s a lot of stuff at libraries that can be easily replaced (popular books, movies, music, etc.). Generally, this is the stuff being kept over its due dates. However, some stuff is not easily replaceable (out of print, first edition, etc.). I’m not sure late fees do much in either case, but there probably should be a deterrent to the latter being lost.

        That lost revenue will have to be made up somehow, though.

    2. Gender Traitor

      Pop-up on NPR site: “Support independent journalism…” ***SNORT!!!***

      1. Rhywun

        LOL they are the definition of not-independent.

    3. CPRM

      Phew. I can finally return that book I’ve had since 1992 without fear of reprisal.

      1. Gender Traitor

        Green Eggs and Ham?

        1. CPRM

          Robert the Rose Horse.

          1. Gender Traitor

            Missed that one. I should’ve hung on to a copy of one of my faves – Lucille. Cracks me up that it has a Kirkus Review.

    4. Rhywun

      To her, the debt she owed to the library system was an onerous sum.

      $30.

      Bullshit. But I guess poors shouldn’t be expected to understand “due dates”. And everyone else can pay for all the stolen materials, so really it was stupid to have fines in the first place.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    revisionism

    The Newsweek reporter who was fired after writing an inaccurate article about President Trump’s Thanksgiving Day plans is deflecting some of the blame onto her editor.

    Newsweek initially published the article Thursday morning, before the president’s trip to Afghanistan was announced publicly. The story’s initial headline was, “How is Trump spending Thanksgiving? Tweeting, golfing and more.”

    Kwong told the Washington Examiner that she was assigned to write a story on what Trump was doing on Thanksgiving. The next day, Kwong reached out to the editor on duty and relayed the president’s latest actions, after which the story was published. When the president’s trip to Afghanistan was announced, that editor then decided to assign another reporter to write a new story about it but neglected to update Kwong’s original piece in a timely manner.

    Fingers were pointed.

    1. leon

      Ignored in all of this is why the troops are in Afghanistan still…

      1. CPRM

        We’ve always been at war with…Is now true to a whole generation of adults.

    2. straffinrun

      Wonder if NEWSWEEK sent the termination letter in all caps.

    3. So the Whitehouse sneaks Trump off to Afghanistan for a surprise visit and some nobody reporter writes a puff piece based on what they (to sell the surprise) were saying Trump would be doing and somehow this is a big gotcha? Not seeing it.

      1. straffinrun

        She used past tense to describe something that never happened. At least wait until you do your hit piece so that reality complies.

        1. Meh, pre-writing filler articles (it’s a bit of a stretch to claim reporting that Trump will golf and tweet on a holiday as a “hit piece” IMO) is probably more common than one might think. This bit –

          “He spent Thanksgiving Eve, from mid-morning to mid-afternoon, playing golf at his Trump International Golf Club. It was closed to the press, according to his public schedule.”

          -seems to imply that the White house wanted reporters to think that was what he was doing. Just seems weak tea to me to intentionally trick people and then ridicule them for falling for it.

          1. Jarflax

            She got fired for it so it sure seems like the magazine thought it was a bigger deal than you imply.

          2. Well they were made to look bad and the Trumpsters are making hay out of it so I guess maybe it is, I don’t see it is all I’m saying.

          3. Suthenboy

            They fabricated a story to make Trump look bad. It is called lying. Then they light their hair on fire and run around in circles when they are called fake news.

            The fourth estate is chock full of bald faced liars. That is kind of a big deal.

          4. The Whitehouse fabricated the story so Trump could surprise the troops, this reporter fell for it. They told the press he was going to be golfing they set up automated Tweets so it looked like he was tweeting. And how is reporting that Trump was going to golf and tweet over Thanksgiving a hit piece anyway? Sometime a puff piece filler article is just a puff piece filler article.

          5. MikeS

            Newsweek fired her. Go tell them it was no big deal.

          6. Hey, Newsweek it was no big deal.

          7. Rhywun

            I actually feel bad for her – they threw her under the bus just for optics. Kind of scummy.

          8. I actually feel bad for her – they threw her under the bus just for optics. Kind of scummy.

            Same.

            /necro

          9. MikeS

            I feel bad for her too, IF her account that she was only following her editor’s orders is true.

          10. Rhywun

            Her story is plausible – reporters you’ve never heard of don’t just post what they want – they go thru editors. And if the WH told her a false story what the hell else was she gonna write.

          11. MikeS

            Whether it’s her or her editors -or likely a combination- fault, the part that irritates me the most is writing a story on Wednesday about the President’s activities on Thursday. And I don’t care if it’s “just” a puff piece or what the official WH itinerary said. If you’re going to publish the WH itinerary, then describe it as such. Don’t put your own byline on it and call it news.

            If this was such a common thing for journalists to do, Newsweek wouldn’t be the only one that got busted doing it.

  46. PieInTheSky

    I have bought a tiny bottle of peychaud’s bitters and have no idea what to do with it. I put a dash in a martini with unimpressive results

    1. Rhywun

      Manhattan, bruh. Do you have any rye and vermouth?

      1. PieInTheSky

        nope. Well I have the Noilly Prat which I used in my martini. I have no rye, I have the bottle of Buffalo Trace bourbon I bought on black Friday discount.

        1. PieInTheSky

          I also have half a bottle of campari and my bitter cherry infused gin (which is great). I put a couple of big jars of sloe gin last week but I have 3 more months to go.

        2. egould310

          I told you to get the Bulleit rye! You never listen to me anymore!

          1. PieInTheSky

            Well black Friday here was 3 weeks ago 🙂 . When I asked was after I bought stuff as I was thinink to get some more Americanese whiskeys besides just the Buffalo Trace. But I did not yet. I prefer the Rittenhouse Rye to be honest but it is out of stock in Romania.

        3. egould310

          Earl Grey, Bushmills, a little sugar, heavy cream. NFL Sunday!

    2. Timeloose

      An old fashioned is my go to bitters drink. Again you need rye or bourbon and fresh oranges and cherries.

      1. CPRM

        An old fashioned is to be made with brandy. /sconnie

    3. PieInTheSky

      If I get rye I should get some absinthe beaus I enjoyed the sazerac cocktail I had at the whisky fest. But that sazerac rye was waay overpriced at 60 lei a bottle.

    4. Timeloose

      I don’t know if it comes in Romanian, but I use the Playboy Bartender’s Guide. It’s a very comprehensive old school cocktail book.

      1. PieInTheSky

        i honestly don’t do many cocktails I bought the bitters on a whim

        1. Jarflax

          Bitters in water is an indigestion remedy.

  47. PieInTheSky

    Curious did anyone watch the Joe Rogan with Tulsi Gabbard & Jocko Willink?

    1. Aus

      About half way through it. Good stuff.

      1. Timeloose

        It was a good interview. She is certainly a Dem, but she has principles.

    2. leon

      Is it a debate?

      1. PieInTheSky

        not quite

  48. leon

    Got Thanksgiving 2: electric boogaloo today with the family

    1. egould310

      Racist

  49. Mornin’ Glibbies!

    Mornin’ {{unicorns}}!

    Delayed the publication of Cods & Cuntes indefinitely until I figure out which scene (of 2) that I wrote for the pivotal moment the heroine escapes the friendzone. To do that, I am going through every track in my hard drive to find one that will put me on the edge of despair. Except the next one up was entirely inappropriate for the task.

    Chiefs.

    1. which scene of 2 works better for the book and captures the characters’ personalities and feelings best*

    2. egould310

      ‘Ders!

    3. Fuck a duck.

      This song: https://youtu.be/BDhJU_cNCZE

      I’m going back to bed.

      1. Gender Traitor

        Wassamatter with that one? Certainly less depressing than this one. Also no “doo wop, doobie doo doo wop.” (Srsly?)

        1. I had the link prettified in my original post and did something wrong so it doesn’t show up.

    4. Gender Traitor

      {{unicorns}}

      Late update: considering changing it to }}us{{ so the nipples are facing each other.

    5. Gender Traitor

      Also, sorry to hear about the delay, but I’m sure you want to have it completely to your satisfaction – a lot of the point of self-publishing. Should I keep reading the version you sent me anyway?

      1. Neh, don’t feel obliged unless you want to tell me which one seems more real to you. ?

        But it’s at the end of the book.

  50. dbleagle

    This is a useful site to see what sportsball will be on the TV at your location, Posts on Wed. and tghen updates until game time. Scroll below the NFL maps to see the college coverage.

    https://506sports.com/

    1. Rhywun

      +1

      It’s fun to see where I need to be in order to catch the good games instead of the crap ones I always get.

  51. Aus

    @amber_athey

    These photos from the pro-democracy protests in Hong Kong are incredible.

    https://twitter.com/amber_athey/status/1200109561954340866?s=20

    1. commodious spittoon

      Can we exchange some of our tyranny-worshiping ingrates for Hong Kong protestors?

  52. zwak

    Fun Fact: My grandmother was on that team, 90 years ago. Go Cal?

  53. Gender Traitor

    Time for waffles-n-sausage brunch & horoscopes. Catch y’all later!

  54. MikeS

    Go ‘Niners!

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Fuck you.