Friday Afternoon Links

My younger son turns 4 tomorrow. Four. I no longer have toddlers in my house. Just tiny, opinionated people who have mood swings like drunk people on pills. So happy birthday to the T-Wrecks, my little space invader. No seriously, he’s like a cat. As soon as you sit down, he wants to drape himself all over you. Four years ago about now, we went by the hospital and they sent us home, then we went to pick up a “going home” infant outfit because he obviously wasn’t waiting for September. At 5:00 the next morning, Mrs. L told me she was pretty sure it was time to go. Me: “are you like, super sure? Could I go into work first and do a couple of things?” By the time they got her situated and the nurses did a “test push”, he was ready to eject. I had to drop our older son off with a friend and come back, while the nurses went for the doc. I got back, she pushed, and we had another tiny human.

On the links front, OMWC put up about 5 days worth of links, including some replays of mine from yesterday, so I’ll see what I can find here…

I’m told that this sort of thing only happens in capitalist horrorshows, not enlightened socialist paradises.

Names are being named now that Jeffrey Epstein is going down.

A bank in Denmark is going to offer 20 year mortgages at zero interest, ten years at -0.5%. I imagine that the origination fees and such must be incredible.

The major question about this proposed German ‘meat tax’: At what rate is long pig taxed?

 

..and Youtube is giving me the fuckoff again, so bring your own music.

Comments

384 responses to “Friday Afternoon Links”

  1. Count Potato

    “A 20-year-old man with Down syndrome was carrying a toy gun when he was shot dead by Swedish police in Stockholm on Thursday, according to CNN affiliate Expressen.”

    That’s retarded.

    1. Hyperion

      So American cops are now training the Swedes?

  2. Yusef drives a Kia

    My oldest Grandson turns 11 tomorrow! Happy day!

    1. ElspethFlashman

      Our kiddo turned 18 in May!

      1. TARDIS

        So outta the mines, and onto the streets?

  3. mood swings like drunk people on pills.

    Or like wives on their period?

    /ducking

    1. Hyperion

      And wive’s never stop laving periods, they just become ‘dry’ periods and called different things, like menopause. True story, brah.

      1. DenverJ

        Naw, believe it or not, it eventually ends. Persevere bra

  4. Count Potato

    “Virginia Giuffre, who says that Epstein and Maxwell trafficked her to powerful people for erotic massages and sex, claimed in depositions in 2016 that Maxwell directed her to have sex with former New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson, Britain’s Prince Andrew (whom she has accused before), wealthy financier Glenn Dubin, former senator George Mitchell, now-deceased MIT scientist Marvin Minsky, and modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel, as well as “another prince,” a “foreign president,” a well-known prime minsiter” and the owner of a “large hotel chain” in France.”

    Not Marvin Minsky!

    1. DenverJ

      Maxwell looks like she’s a rapist. Convict!

  5. Drake

    Bill Richardson… That’s getting close to the Clintons. I bet Epstein might attempt suicide again real soon.

    1. Rebel Scum

      +1 double-tap

      But seriously I am not holding my breath that anything major will come of it. Luckily I will get to be pleasantly surprised if some people are actually held accountable for whatever crimes they committed in association with him.

      1. Tulip

        With the many people insisting they can prove via airline schedules they weren’t there, I almost suspect a plant. Mainly because of how his first sentencing went down. The conspiracy theorist in me is saying she’ll be discredited.

        1. DEG

          Yeah, I’m starting to wonder that too. Something isn’t quite right.

          1. R C Dean

            Same here. This is a single witness who I think has real credibility problems. I mean, Dershowitz? Really?

            Bill Richardson I absolutely think could have been involved in this. Incredibly corrupt former Governor of NM. Pater Dean knows people who know people there, and they tell stories of suitcases of cash being handed over for favors, and of prositutes being routinely arranged.

            But, falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus.

            The real action, I think will be from whatever they found in his safe. Especially if they can get access to his safe in France.

          2. “Pater Dean knows people who know people there, and they tell stories of suitcases of cash being handed over for favors, and of prositutes being routinely arranged.”

            This is a time-honored tradition in New Mexico, no matter to what party a politician belongs. Nobody really even tries to hide it. Well, they didn’t used to, but maybe things have changed in the woke era.

        2. Ozymandias

          Yep. Dershowitz wrote a pretty good pre-buttal to what he knew was coming out. I don’t care much for the guy, but his rebuttal paints the picture of someone who is not credible. I think her story’s going to fall apart on close inspection. I don’t know what that means for the broader investigation because I damn sure believe *some* of it is true, or maybe I should say, I believe the broader allegations that Epstein was pimping out underage girls and that some of his powerful friends partook. Exactly who, where, when, etc.? I don’t know; I have an open mind about the details… I’m willing to be convinced.

          1. R C Dean

            I read an article making the claim that Epstein’s wealth and money-making powers are pretty unaccounted for? not credible?

            He’s not some financial whiz, and the speculation was that the real source of his moolah was blackmail from his pedo ring.

          2. Spudalicious

            I read that article too. Some pretty powerful evidence.

  6. Certified Public Asshat

    Taylor Swift, is not very bright:

    I ask her, why get louder about LGBTQ rights now? “Rights are being stripped from basically everyone who isn’t a straight white cisgender male,” she says. “I didn’t realize until recently that I could advocate for a community that I’m not a part of. It’s hard to know how to do that without being so fearful of making a mistake that you just freeze. Because my mistakes are very loud. When I make a mistake, it echoes through the canyons of the world. It’s clickbait, and it’s a part of my life story, and it’s a part of my career arc.”

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      So Brave much wokeness, and she’s aSTAR!

    2. Count Potato

      “Taylor Swift wants to be a democrat because she wants to be in movies….period. And it looks like she will suck the door knob off Hollyweird to get there. Oldest move in the book. Good luck girl.”

      https://twitter.com/KidRock/status/1159850492874375168

      1. Gustave Lytton

        At this point Kid Rock is far more Nashville that T Swizzle.

        1. Rhywun

          Wasn’t it, oh, less than a year ago that she was halfway to Nazi-town because she wasn’t all politics, all the time like every other fucking celebrity?

          1. leon

            Look what you made her do.

        2. DEG

          He even has a place in Nashville. It’s actually not that great of a place, but if you’re on Broadway you can’t miss it.

          Though Swift has a house in Nashville and a mural.

      2. Grummun

        because she wants to be in movies

        That’s a stupid take. If Swift wanted to be in movies, should could probably just buy a fucking studio, girl’s got some dough.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          Are you casting doubt upon the reasoning abilities of noted public intellectual, Kid Rock?

          1. grrizzly

            Hollywood has one conservative/Republican A-list celebrity: Clint Eastwood. Why is it surprising that Swift didn’t want to strive to become the second one?

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            I will not stand for this slander of Mario Lopez’s career, sir!

          3. grrizzly

            Who?

          4. Heroic Mulatto
          5. Count Potato

            Well, until I listened to Kid Rock, I didn’t really get Wittgenstein.

          6. Heroic Mulatto

            The general form of a truth-function is [bawitdaba].

          7. Not Adahn

            Bra-VO.

            (sincerely).

          8. DenverJ

            bawitdaba was a fun song. Still is but it’s not on my pandora…

          9. Grummun

            noted public intellectual

            Are you referring to the next Senator from the great state of Michigan?

    3. PBRstreetgang

      “Rights are being stripped from basically everyone who isn’t a straight white cisgender male,”

      I love me some TSwizzle, but she needs to stick to writing awesome pop tunes because that is weapons grade dumb.

    4. Rhywun

      Like, OMG – you’re not kidding.

    5. Hyperion

      “Rights are being stripped from basically everyone who isn’t a straight white cisgender male”

      Citations needed, or STFU, cunt.

    6. Semi-Spartan Dad

      My wife had on one of her musics videos on YouTube. The entire video was of a bunch of white, hillbilly rednecks screaming at a diverse group of gay people. I asked why it couldn’t just be gay people having a good time? If there had to be a group screaming at them, why not also include elderly church-going black ladies and Muslim men among the screaming rednecks?

      The wife now complains that she can’t watch it anymore because I ruined the video by pointing that out.

    7. Tonio

      “It’s hard to know how to do that without being so fearful of making a mistake that you just freeze.”

      See, even she admitted that it’s a minefield. But she’s popular and they need her so she won’t get dinged on that. Yet.

      1. DenverJ

        Meh. She will either a) completely assimilate for survival, b) decide the safest course is to stay out of politics completely (if ALLOWED to), c) become a rabidly pro-Trump supporter, D) just retire- she’s got the benjamins, and who needs the hassle?
        I’m no fan of her music, but that’s hardly the point. She’s a young lady with incredible talent who should be making her music in peace. IIRC, she stepped up and unwisely offered an opinion some time back, and thus committed herself to the battle. Maybe I’m wrong and the press is just insisting on her opining. Either way, she should be allowed, like the rest of us, to simply retire from the battlefield and demur.
        Perhaps the young lady has learned something about the cool kids.

    8. Drake

      I don’t suppose she had any citations or examples…

    9. R C Dean

      “Rights are being stripped from basically everyone who isn’t a straight white cisgender male,” she says.

      Batshit crazy.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        PR move.

        Gotta keep those sales up. It just says to me that she’s willing to compromise her personal principles, whatever they may be, for cash. Which is unfortunate, because she at least appeared to stay above the fray for a while there, even if her music sucks.

        1. egould310

          “Gotta keep those sales up.”

          I don’t think there are any more sales. Who buys music? Subscription or gtfo

          1. Rhywun

            *raises hand*

            I want to own my music, not rent it and watch it disappear some day.

          2. Sean

            Same here.

            I may subscribe to some services, but refuse to for music.

          3. DenverJ

            Meh. The classics are public domain, and the new bands will give out their stuff for free. I never, ever, pay for information. Information wants, like all of us, to be free.

          4. I’m not going to pay some production company for producing acoustic pink slime.

  7. Rebel Scum

    When in doubt, triple down.

    Castro, dodging the questions of whether his brother was attempting to intimidate Trump supporters as well as the question as to the motives for his brother’s actions, pontificated, “Let me also be clear: He did not put down anybody’s private information; he did not put down their addresses; he did not put down their phone numbers.”

    A reporter pushed, “But he singled them out, Mr. Secretary.”

    Castro continued his deflection: “What he did is not doxxing; anybody who understands what doxxing is knows that that’s what — he did not do that, all right? What he did was he put forward publicly available information that was already out there. “

    Then Castro ignored the fact that some of the donors were furious at the attempt to intimidate them; he turned to attacking President Trump: “The right wing wants to make this a story because they want to pretend, like in some way that’s equivalent to the hate and division that Donald Trump is fostering in this country. It is not. I guess, what Donald Trump wants, is that he wants these donors to be secret. He doesn’t want you to know that they’re donating to him.”

    A reporter pointed out, “Do you know that they’re donating to you too?”

    Castro repeated, “He doesn’t want you to know that they’re donating to him because that’s inconvenient for him. Maybe he believes that these people are embarrassed that they’re donating to him.”

    1. Rhywun

      Christ, what an asshole.

      1. PBRstreetgang

        Fun with punctuation:

        Christ: What an asshole.

        or

        Christ!!
        What?
        **points** An asshole!

    2. tarran

      My default assumption when encountering a politician is that they are:
      a) feral,
      b) very dangerous,
      c) cunning,
      d) abysmally stupid, and
      e) psychopathic

      I’m sure there are occasional exceptions to the stereotype. However, it’s better safe than sorry! Assuming any politician you meet has all of these qualities until they have proven otherwise is prudent.

      Of course, you can’t really tell if a politician lacks one of these qualities absent a long sustained track record of observation. In my humble opinion, if a politician behaves honorably for 75 – 80 years, it’s probably safe to go from DEFCON 1 to DEFCON 2 in their presence.

      1. leon

        “My default assumption when encountering a politician is that they are:
        a) feral,
        b) very dangerous,
        c) cunning,
        d) abysmally stupid, and
        e) psychopathic”

        I’m gonna dispel a few myths, a few rumors. First off, the retarded don’t rule the night. They don’t rule it. Nobody does. And they don’t run in packs. And while they may not be as strong as apes, don’t lock eyes with ’em, don’t do it. Puts ’em on edge. They might go into berzerker mode; come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You might be screaming “No, no, no” and all they hear is “Who wants cake?” Let me tell you something: They all do. They all want cake.

      2. Anyone who runs for political office in order to better their community is by default some kind of sociopath.

        1. Exactly this.

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      Why are donations public record, anyways?

      I’m happy that I don’t have enough money to donate enough to get on a list (and it’s not like I have many politicians I want to donate to anyways).

      1. Rhywun

        Why are donations public record, anyways?

        I would imagine it’s in order to enable the exact behavior Castro is exhibiting.

      2. Heroic Mulatto

        I want to know to whom politicians feel beholden.

        1. leon

          I thought it was always (((them)))

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            Other than that, of course.

        2. R C Dean

          And others want to know who to threaten, intimidate, and assault.

          Granted, knowing who is paying politicians is very important, but the threat of retaliation for supporting one was much less in the past. At some point, if contributors are doxxed and threatened etc., I think the right to privacy may outweigh the interest in disclosure. We’re not there, but when the mandatory disclosure was passed, people weren’t acting like feral fanatics, either. The equation is changing.

          1. Rhywun

            It wouldn’t matter if they stuck to what was Constitutional.

      3. creech

        Wasn’t there a court ruling years ago that shielded the name of contributors to the Communist Party’s candidates? Gus Hall and the folks were concerned that public naming would lead to retaliation by employers, to death threats, and to shunning. In today’s climate of hate, one can imagine all the parties asking for the same consideration the commies get.

        1. Not an Economist

          But this is different because of Trump. That makes it okay.

        2. Spudalicious

          I think there’s a threshold based on donation amount.

    4. R C Dean

      A reporter pushed, “But he singled them out, Mr. Secretary.”

      He’s not the Secretary of anything, you little ass-kisser. That’s a job title, not a hereditary fief.

  8. Count Potato

    “He said it mad “no sense” that meat was taxed at seven per cent while oat milk is taxed at 19 per cent.”

    Well, that’s true.

  9. leon

    “in 2016 that Maxwell directed her to have sex with former New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson, Britain’s Prince Andrew (whom she has accused before), wealthy financier Glenn Dubin, former senator George Mitchell, now-deceased MIT scientist Marvin Minsky, and modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel, as well as “another prince,” a “foreign president,” a well-known prime minsiter” and the owner of a “large hotel chain”….”

    Collective gasp of excitement from the left

    “…in France”

    NOOOOOOOOOOO!

  10. Rebel Scum

    Jeffrey Epstein is going down

    He used to have people for that.

    1. Sean

      *golf clap*

    2. PBRstreetgang

      That joke sucks

      1. Rebel Scum

        I guess it was kindof a low blow.

        1. leon

          I don’t like where this conversation is headed

        2. Private Chipperbot

          Below the belt, even.

      2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        I don’t know. It seems to be built on a fellatious premise.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          Heh! You win. Off to early happy hour!

        2. Jarflax

          I may have to irrumate on that idea.

  11. Rhywun

    Earlier this year researchers from City, University of London said developed countries need to eat 80 per cent less meat to safeguard the Earth from environmental disaster.

    “Study says” just what I wanted it to! Amazing!

    1. Hyperion

      “Study says” just what I wanted it to! Amazing!”

      There’s this one simple trick that your colleagues don’t want you to know about. Your utility company hates it too.

    2. Hyperion

      Get funding, get a result, get it published and *boom*, scientific fact, settled!

      Global warming will kill us all in [pick random number], and Donald Trump is literally Hitler. We’ve finally found that ‘Theory of Everything’. Poor Einstein, if only he could have lived to see it.

    3. Semi-Spartan Dad

      I still haven’t heard a coherent explanation for why the 60 million buffalo that roamed the American plains in the 1800s were safe for the environment, but somehow bovines became a major global warming threat once domesticated. To be fair, there are more cattle in existence today (~90 million in US), but I think it’s close to a wash when the greater size of buffalo are accounted for.

      I can only chalk it up to Gaia good, Man evil.

  12. tarran

    This afternoon, there was much blather by some commentators about their plans to use vehicles constructed from vintage 1960’s super technology to dominate the world.

    I strongly encourage all of them to give up on this foolish dream. Because nothing… I mean nothing… can defeat my nuclear powered mobile oppression palace.

    Behold… THE SIDEWINDER!!!!!!!

    Watch as is tears through a rainforest uprooting trees and terrifying wildlife!!!!!!

    1. Mad Scientist

      Your puny Sidewinder is no match against my Landmaster!

      1. tarran

        Hah! Mine has much bigger guns… with longer range… and amazing radiation shielding. Don’t worry… your death will be so swift as to be painless.

        1. Mad Scientist

          Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a jungle is insignificant next to the power of Jan-Michael Vincent!

          1. tarran

            No longer true. At this point, all Jan-Michael Vincent can do is hop around on his one remaining leg clutching his liver. The sidewinder could defeat him easily.

          2. Mad Scientist

            In death, Jan-Michael Vincent has become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            +1 ghost cello

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            +1 Chuck Norris

    2. Hyperion

      That thing is like totally for realz, dude. I bet it will even fly.

      1. tarran

        No.. Sadly, it won’t fly. Not much fun around volcanoes either. 🙁

    3. Timeloose

      This is powered by Metal.
      https://dethklok.fandom.com/wiki/Dethbus

    4. Raven Nation

      One of the truly great television shows of the 1960s. But this machine is better for the forests: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY3so31RM0E

      1. Spudalicious

        I loved the Thunderbirds as a kid.

    1. The Other Kevin

      I find her more attractive when her bottom half is hidden under water.

      1. 0x90

        trick question .. her bottom 1/2 is also about her bottom 3/4

    1. Count Potato

      Paywalled.

      (Anyway, not could she afford private insurance, her BMI is only 23.4)

  13. Rebel Scum

    Swallowswell is still around.

    Swalwell said, “We are undergoing I would call it an impeachment investigation. I don’t think there is really a difference and what the chairman has said is that there is a number of remedies for the president’s conduct, of course, the most extraordinary is impeachment and we are considering that and as we make our case to the court about why all these witnesses and evidence is necessary, we are telling them we need this evidence, we need these witnesses because one of the considerations is impeachment.”

    He continued, “I just had a town hall last night and almost every single person who stood up and spoke wanted to know when this president is going to be held accountable and I imagine that is true across America right now.”

    He added, “They know the reality but they don’t want the Senate to be as one person told me let off the hook. Meaning don’t prejudge what the Senate is going to do and just give them a pass and then Cory Gardner, Martha McSally and Susan Collins don’t have to go on record and say how they will hold this president accountable or not. We shouldn’t prejudge what they do. We should put the case forward. If you put the case forward, Donald Trump doesn’t look better. You don’t walk away from a House impeachment and say he should be nominated for the Noble Peace Prize. He’s going to look like a corrupted president.”

    I agree that House Dems should pursue impeachment. If Drumpf is the terror that that they claim, the optics/politics should not matter.

    1. Brett L

      I would call it an impeachment investigation. I don’t think there is really a difference

      As I understand it, the big difference is that there are no Articles of Impeachment being considered for the House to send to the Senate, so this is just a committee hearing, with on legislation on the other side, just posturing and speechifying.

    2. leon

      This is exactly how my “leftist” friend feels. He’s pissed because the Democrats are to cowardly to do what they say is necessary for the country.

    3. Rhywun

      I can hardly think of a more effective way for the administration to get the Dem’s coup attempt out in the open in such a fashion that voters might actually pay attention to it.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      almost every single person who stood up and spoke wanted to know when this president is going to be held accountable and I imagine that is true across America right now

      Hah.

      1. creech

        He will be held accountable in Nov. 2020. Swalwell may not like the results. Then, if they hold the house and gain the senate, they can try again.

  14. Count Potato

    “Anti-Donald Trump SoulCycle boycott is making Republican investor behind it even HOTTER boasts the president as Armie Hammer calls for Marvel to be snubbed too over its CEO’s links to Trump”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7341921/SoulCycle-boycott-just-makes-investor-HOTTER-says-Donald-Trump.html

    Because it contains Donald Trump, the entire universe is now cancelled.

    1. PBRstreetgang

      Does this mean they’ll shut down all of NYC, Washington DC and Florida? If so, I could be talked into this plan.

    2. The Other Kevin

      Let’s keep this circular firing squad going baby!

    3. Private Chipperbot

      So an actor, who’s name reminds me of jock itch, is biting the had that could one day feed him?

      1. CPRM

        You mean Marvel? They won’t touch Hammer with 100000000 foot pole, not after the money Disney lost on The Lone Ranger.

        1. I actually liked The Lone Ranger. Feel free to @ me.

          1. CPRM

            I like parts of it. The narrative was wonky and meandering and they fouled up the comedy because neither character was actually a straight man, you can’t have two comic relief characters work together like that. Also, I’m a Lone Ranger fan and wanted to see some classic cowboy fun and it was lacking in that department.

    4. wdalasio

      Armie Hammer

      Yeah, I’m sure this asshole got his acting career out of raw talent and not because of any family connections. You know, I don’t mind anyone inheriting a shitload of money. Or even getting a job in the family business out of nepotism. But, when an asshole like that wants to play holier than anything, he can go f**k himself.

    5. Brett L

      Its weird that they don’t mention that Armand “Armie” Hammer IV is great-grandson and namesake of an oil baron.

      1. He’s named after baking soda.

      2. Jarflax

        and a communist. Does the oil baron side make the left hate him as much as the Stalin sucking makes me hate him?

    1. Rhywun

      Is that all they write there, made-up articles about horrible in-laws…?

  15. Private Chipperbot

    I Go Crazy for music in most of John Hughes’ movies. Good stuff for a Friday! Bring on the dancing beers!

  16. grrizzly

    Some in Mass. tell Equinox to ‘do better’ amid parent company head’s Trump fund-raiser

    Meanwhile other fitness centers are looking to fill the void left by disgruntled workout junkies who say they’ll never again grace the elliptical at Equinox.

    “In light of Equinox and Soul Cycle owner Stephen Ross’ Trump fundraiser tomorrow in the Hamptons, Boston Sports Club is opening it’s doors to all Equinox members, Blink Fitness members and Soul Cycle fanatics to come work out with them for free,” said a statement on behalf of the BSC’s parent company put out by a Manhattan PR shop.

    Boston Sports Club has a convenient location next to me. From time to time I entertained an idea of joining it. I guess now it’s unlikely I’ll go there.

    1. leon

      The thing is that these boycotts only serve to market the company. I’ve found no evidence that they are effective.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      Meh. I’ve got no problem with it. It’s a pretty good marketing move.

      1. grrizzly

        For sure. Just like the “Jews are not welcome here” sign was in 1938 in Germany.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          That’s … a bit far. IMO of course.

          1. grrizzly

            A few days after Charlottesville a local “alternative” weekly had this on the front page:

            ATTN: NAZIS, WHITE SUPREMACISTS, FASCISTS, NATIONALISTS, STEVE BANNON, RIGHT-WING TROLLS, TRUMP SUPPORTERS, RACISTS, BIGOTS, SEPARATISTS, AND ALL OF YOUR PATHETIC FRIENDS. GTFO!
            -SINCERELY, BOSTON

            A stack of newspapers was prominently placed at the entrance to a local restaurant.

            It was a couple of days before a planned free speech event at the Boston Common that was demonized by the local authorities (Mayor and Governor (R)) who assembled a mob to intimidate the participants.

          2. tarran

            That incident was what shook me to my core.

            The rally that Mayor Walsh characterized as ‘white-supremacist’ included a guy running for the NH state legislature on a Black Lives Matter platform and the pastor of a Unitarian Church in a Boston suburb.

            And instead of the local journalists doing any investigation and outing the mayor as a liar, the news media refused to publish the protests of the victims of the mayor’s libel.

            And moreover a huge mob marched in protest. Among my facebook ‘friends’ not a single person did any investigation before proudly joining the mob. And it wasn’t a peaceful march either. Anti-fa was throwing rocks at the speakers.

            That was the point where I realized that people whom I had gone to high school with, who had read ‘Night’ and ‘Black Boy’, who had discussed pogroms and been handed one of the finest educations one could get in Boston, would go brown-shirt in a heartbeat.

            It’s why I don’t socialize with them anymore. I really hope that in the coming years, they’ll forget I exist.

          3. Gadfly

            So basically Boston wants to be the home of both the Revolution and the Counter-Revolution.

          4. Heroic Mulatto

            It’s like Meow-schwitz in there!

    3. tarran

      Go ahead and join it.

      Seriously! Think about tit. If you are picking your workout place based on politics, how committed are you to working out?

      The losers who decide to quit soul-cycle over this will march into BSC, purchase an annual contract, and within a month stop showing up because BSC is just as inconvenient next month as it was when they failed to sign up in the before-times.

      Basically, the boycotters will be subsidizing your workouts.

      1. grrizzly

        I don’t want to give my money to the people who spread the notion that it’s normal to ostracize half of the country. And maliciously lie about them.

    4. Hyperion

      Go ahead people, make everything in your life about politics, AKA how to become lonely and miserable. Got a pretty lady paying you some attention to you but found out she said something nice about Trump? Insult her and make sure she never comes near you again! Got some friends who are sympathetic to Trump? Tell them to get the fuck lost and stop hanging out with you! Then you find out that the friends you have left never really liked you anyway, but only hung out with you because you are signaling the same shit you are signaling? Become lonely and miserable, become a hoarder, maybe even transition and become a cat lady!

    5. wdalasio

      I used to be a member of the NY Sports Club (they’re part of the same chain). They were okay, but the last couple of months I was there, they were growing increasingly dingy.

    6. Tulip

      They don’t seem to realize that gyms make their money on people who join and never show.

    7. I did find Michael Moore’s tweet about this pretty funny and self-aware:

      “That’s it. I’m cancelling my SoulCycle membership!”

  17. bacon-magic

    I got your meat tax right here you freakin’ commies.

    1. Hyperion

      I get little ‘news’ memos from some of my client’s companies all of the time. It’s all straight up opinion and it’s all left wing, all of the time. According to these ass clowns, there are only 2 solutions to everything, tax and/or ban. That is it, they have zero ideas outside of that. They’e even dropped the ‘educate people’ thing completely.

      1. bacon-magic

        Bump his margin up on the next sale.

  18. Rebel Scum

    A winning strategy.

    Bullock said, “As a gun owner myself, as someone who’s had to lower the flag nine times since the Vegas shooting, as someone with a child who (in their) first week of school had to learn where to go in the case of an active shooter, gun owners want to make sure that families are kept safe.”

    He added, “If gun owners finally stand up — and the vast majority of Republican gun owners even think we need universal background checks — then I think we can make progress.”

    On June 23, Breitbart News reported Bullock’s statement that it is time to view guns as a “public health issue.” He told Fox News Sunday’s Chris Wallace, “I have been both a supporter of the Second Amendment and I’ve also vetoed bills that I don’t think make sense. I’ve had to lower the flags five times just since Parkland. I think if we ever looked at this as a public health issue, and not a political issue, we could make strides.”

    Wallace noted that Bullock also supports a ban on “assault weapons” and “high capacity” magazines.

    “Constitution? What Constitution? What we need is commonsense solutions that everyone already agrees on!”

    1. Rhywun

      Next month:

      “It’s time to finally take hate-speech seriously as the public-health issue it is.”

      1. Raven Nation

        Guns as a public-health issue is both mission creep and a sign of the tremendous progress made in dealing with public health issues in the last 100 years or so.

      2. Hyperion

        Right now they’re too focused on this red flag warning to grab more guns. ‘Red flag alert, we found out he posted a link in support of Trump! Grab those guns!’.

        They’ll get to that thought, it’s not like they haven’t already thought of it.

    2. wdalasio

      I’ve got a “common sense” solution here. How about this, law optionality. Bullock’s gun law will get a two-year trial run. If the national homicide rate isn’t a full percentage point lower at the end of that time, he gets the boats. Surely, since his laws are “just common sense”, he should have no problem with this, since the boats will only ever be hypothetical.

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        I don’t know about that. Police state laws and tactics can and do work to reduce street crime. It’s the downstream effects that are a killer. Especially since government killing is not included in crime statistics.

        1. wdalasio

          Point taken. That said, the homicide rate is already so low, I’m skeptical even that would cut the rate a full percentage point.

      2. Mad Scientist

        If the national homicide rate isn’t a full percentage point lower at the end of that time, he gets the boats.

        I foresee a whole bunch of number massaging to arrive at the desired figure.

    3. Hyperion

      “Bullock said, “As a gun owner myself”

      Yeah, and you also make more than anyone else on the internet and want higher taxes. Shove it.

    4. Even banning all gun sales from now on will not stop these types of events from happening.

  19. DEG

    Currently meat in the country has a reduced tax rate of seven per cent but the Social Democrat party and the Greens are arguing that this should increase to the standard 19 per cent

    Go fuck yourselves.

    1. Sean

      Go fuck yourselves.

      X 2

      I sent my gf out today shopping and she came back with a tri tip, 2 t-bones, 2 rib eyes, & 4 pork chops. It’s gonna be a good weekend.

      1. TARDIS

        Cool. You’ll be heavin’ Havanas all weekend. Have fun and eat some roughage too!

      2. DEG

        That’s good eating.

        And what’s for shooting?

        1. Sean

          *shrug*

          I still haven’t shot that 226…

          1. DEG

            You probably have less that you haven’t shot than me.

          2. Not Adahn

            bwah?

  20. Count Potato

    “government running the internet has broad bipartisan support”

    https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/1159485106832195584

    1. Count Potato

      “White House drafting executive order to tackle Silicon Valley’s alleged anti-conservative bias”

      https://twitter.com/katierogers/status/1159192574650998794

      https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/07/white-house-tech-censorship-1639051

    2. Count Potato

      “Let’s create a federal Office of Broadband Access, and invest $85 billion into making sure every home in America has a broadband connection. That means publicly-owned and operated networks—no giant telecom companies running away with taxpayer dollars.”

      https://twitter.com/ewarren/status/1159214133084139521

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Screw that, I don’t trust private companies with their snooping and I trust the gubmint even less.

      2. AlmightyJB

        She should just cut to the chase and offer everyone a million dollars each to vote for her.

      3. R C Dean

        Why do I doubt that $85BB is close to enough to convert the entire internet infrastructure, down to the last mile, to fiber?

        Even if private industry were to do it. With government letting the contracts and paying the bills, you’ll probably need another zero.

        1. Jarflax

          Meh, For Warren only Blue areas really count and they are universally urban, and likely have better than 95% fiber coverage now. The expense would come extending the lines out to those deplorable rural white supremacist types, and she will handle that by relocating them to special educational opportunity zones.

          1. R C Dean

            universally urban, and likely have better than 95% fiber coverage now

            To every house? Last mile’s a bitch.

            I live in Tucson. I don’t have fiber. In fact, I don’t know anyone who has fiber to their house, except Pater Dean, who paid some guys to put a tap in for him when they were running a fiber trunk line down the highway next to his house.

          2. Gustave Lytton

            There’s fiber to the home in Tucson.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Parts of Tucson. Didn’t mean to imply that it’s universal. Or anywhere close.

          4. R C Dean

            Poked around for maps. The only one I found shows that parts of the Foothills (the rich neighborhood) have it.

          5. Rhywun

            I live in the middle of a large city and fiber is building-by-building. My building doesn’t have it. The next block over, they do.

          6. Gustave Lytton

            More than that in Tucson but here really aren’t any maps, or at least publicly available. You just have to qualify specific addresses with the usual suspects.

            Really, customers don’t care about the method of delivery, they want Internet. They care about price, speed, reliability, and quality. And pretty much in that order. Lots of fiber to the home customers will opt for speeds way way less than the maximum offering.

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          You’re correct. It’s not even close.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Not only that, it would totally swamp existing levels of material and personnel. The waste would be enormous.

  21. Private Chipperbot

    Hope you didn’t draft AB in your FF league…

    And now this: Raiders’ WR Antonio Brown has told team officials that, unless he gets to wear his old helmet, he will not play football again, per league sources.

    1. Hyperion

      Well, he’s 30 years old. I mean, yeah, he still looks pretty good, but he’s nothing like he once was, he’s lost a great deal of speed and illusiveness. But hey, it’s the Raiders, they love spending tons of money on players near the end of their careers.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        He boiled his feet in a cryo chamber too. He seems to be cracking up.

        1. Hyperion

          It’s what Raiders do. ALL HAIL THE GRUDOCK! Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

    2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      He wants to wear his Steelers helmet? That’s dumb.

      1. Hyperion

        No sense of color coordination, huh?

      2. R C Dean

        “Brah, you play for the Raiders. You can’t wear a Steelers helmet.”

        “I QUIT. YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO KEEP THE BLACK MAN DOWN!”

        *agent calls Nike, lands 8 figure contract*

  22. Count Potato

    “MSNBC Contributor Calls For ‘Pitchforks And Torches’ Outside of Trump Supporting Billionaire’s House”

    https://twitter.com/FreeBeacon/status/1159643891366334465

    https://freebeacon.com/politics/msnbc-contributor-calls-for-pitchforks-and-torches-outside-of-trump-supporting-billionaires-house/

    He seems nice.

    1. PBRstreetgang

      Come on, that’s Keenan Thompson right?

    2. Satire is dead.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Interesting mind.

      1. Tulip

        I want the hat

  23. Count Potato

    Imagine being this guy:

    “Every other time I’ve had an AR or AK in my hands, and was getting ready to shoot in an unsupervised setting, I’ve wanted to lay waste to everything on the range.

    And I’m not a violent person.

    #GunControlNow”

    https://twitter.com/USMCLiberal/status/1158778120197087235

    1. Sean

      Now, that sounds like a red flag.

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        Dammit

    2. Dr. Fronkensteen

      a) projection
      b) He’s going to make me in favor of red flag laws.

    3. wdalasio

      A Marine infantryman who admits to wanting to ” lay waste to everything on the range” isn’t a violent person? Cool story, brah.

      1. Count Potato

        The rest of his feed is just as insane.

      2. R C Dean

        Is he actually a Marine, or does he just play one on Twitter?

        1. Drake

          That’s my question. If he is, he doesn’t have any friends.

    4. Hyperion

      “Every other time I’ve had an AR or AK in my hands, and was getting ready to shoot in an unsupervised setting, I’ve wanted to lay waste to everything on the range.

      And I’m not a violent person.

      Image that. It’s almost like every time I play video games, I want to kill every pixel I see. Amazing I haven’t went on a homicidal rampage in real life. Just amazing. I must be the world’s most restrained person.

    5. AlmightyJB

      He’s a liar and an asshole.

    6. leon

      :eye roll:

      And yet you, as unstable as you obviously are, have refrained from killing people.

    7. Semi-Spartan Dad

      I’ve heard it theorized many times that one reason some (not all) progs are so anti-firearm is because they recognize they are temperamentally incapable of safely owning a gun and erroneously put that belief on everyone else too.

      It’s difficult to disagree with the notion that some of the most outspoken gun grabbers are batshit crazy and shouldn’t be trusted with anything more dangerous than a soup spoon.

      1. The Other Kevin

        Scott Adams once proposed banning Democrats from owning guns, for this reason and also because of all the crime in Democrat cities.

        1. Hyperion

          “is because they recognize they are temperamentally incapable of safely owning a gun managing their own life and accepting any responsibility in any way”

    8. commodious spittoon

      JΛKΣ
      ‏ @USMCLiberal
      8h8 hours ago

      JΛKΣ Retweeted JΛKΣ

      Unsurprisingly, rightwing trolls are taking my words out of context.

      Nah, jerkoff. They can read.

    9. DEG

      “Every other time I’ve had an AR or AK in my hands, and was getting ready to shoot in an unsupervised setting, I’ve wanted to lay waste to everything on the range.

      And I’m not a violent person.

      One of these things is not like the other.

      1. TARDIS

        The gun is what dun it I tells ya!

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Unsupervised settings? Hell, joes have jockeyed with each other to start range fires during qualifications.

        1. l0b0t

          Can confirm. In my unit it was an unspoken rule that anyone who started a fire and caused us to sit around doing nothing for the rest of the day was marked down as shooting “expert” that day.

  24. Tulip

    Adahn- you win the bad online dating award.

    1. Not Adahn

      Nah, it was less “bad” than “hilarious in its absurdity.”

      1. grrizzly

        You ate your half of the dinner. That’s something.

        1. Not Adahn

          Yes, she didn’t offer to let me taste her order. That should have been a red flag right there.

    1. R C Dean

      So the locked his account and McConnell’s campaign account for retweeting a video.

      Did they the lock the account of the person who posted it?

      And, of course, they did nothing about the account belonging to the person actually shown screaming threats.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    On June 23, Breitbart News reported Bullock’s statement that it is time to view guns as a “public health issue.” He told Fox News Sunday’s Chris Wallace, “I have been both a supporter of the Second Amendment and I’ve also vetoed bills that I don’t think make sense. I’ve had to lower the flags five times just since Parkland. I think if we ever looked at this as a public health issue, and not a political issue, we could make strides.”

    Wallace noted that Bullock also supports a ban on “assault weapons” and “high capacity” magazines.

    Yeah, seriously. Allowing law abiding citizens to exercise their rights via Constitutonal carry makes no sense, if you let the cops tell you what to do.
    Fuck off, Bullock.

    1. See Double You

      I think if we ever looked at this as a public health issue, and not a political issue . . . .

      Whether something is a “public health issue” is entirely political, asshole.

      1. Jarflax

        Is your “public health issue” caused by a pathogen? If no, go fuck yourself.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    wdalasio- thanks for that Quillette link about the cultural revolution, this morning. Utterly horrifying.

    It’s weird, but I don’t remember much discussion about that, in my college political science classes back in the mid ’70s.

    1. Drake

      It was every hardcore lefty’s wetdream. Humiliate, desroy, and kill anything and anyone the least bit traditional.

    2. DEG

      I didn’t read that Quillette article. I should do that.

      Related, I recommend “Life and Death in Shanghai”.

    3. DEG

      I read the Quillete article. Thanks wdalasio!

      Also related, someone, I think HM, mentioned a while back the movie “To Live”. I watched it based on the recommendation. Part of it takes place during the Cultural Revolution. It’s a good movie.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Here at the Atlantic, we’re doing our part to stoke fear, uncertainty and dread.

    The United States has witnessed nearly 2,200 mass shootings since the 2012 Sandy Hook massacre, according to data from the Gun Violence Archive, more than 250 of which took place this year alone. And while the rate of firearm-related homicides has dipped since its peak in the 1980s, incidents of gun violence in the U.S. have become more deadly over the decades. The majority of these deaths are from suicides or domestic violence, tragedies that barely register on the national radar. (The Gun Violence Archive, a nonprofit formed in 2013 that vets and tracks data on such incidents, defines mass shootings as shootings in which at least four people, excluding the perpetrator, are shot or injured in a single spree and the same general location.) The resulting ambient anxiety leads many to fear being in all sorts of public places, from festivals to malls to, of course, schools. Gun violence is now the second-most-common cause of death for people ages 1 through 19.

    Kids today “are growing up in an atmosphere of fear and anxiety that previous generations did not have to go through,” says Linda Cavazos, a former teacher who is a member of the board in Las Vegas’s Clark County school district and works as a family therapist serving gun-violence survivors and veterans with PTSD. The adults who care for these children, she says, must assuage their worries—often while dealing with their own stresses associated with gun violence. As a therapist she’s received record-high numbers of referrals in the past year or so for kids whom she’s diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder. Cavazos, whose younger brother committed suicide with a firearm, attributes the trend in part to the gun violence that has afflicted her community in Las Vegas.

    We’ll keep citing these bogus “mass shooting” numbers to fan the flames of children’s paranoia. A frightened populace longs for the warm embrace of Big Mommy.

    Edit fairy blesses you.

    1. Semi-Spartan Dad

      Gun violence is now the second-most-common cause of death for people ages 1 through 19.

      Do you think they are saying as a single cohort composed of all 1-19 yo, or at each individual year for ages 1 through 19?

      If the former, I’d like to see it broken down individually by age-year. Also with those living in dangerous urban areas like Chicago, Baltimore, etc. removed to their own subset.

      1. The Other Kevin

        I hate the phrase “The (second) most common cause of death” even more than “on the rise”. It means nothing. As long as people die, there will be most common and second most common causes of death. Would this person sleep better at night if more kids were drowning or dying of cancer? “If only more kids died from poisoning than getting shot, our world would be a better place!”

      2. Gadfly

        It’s almost a certainty that the vast majority of those 1-19 year-olds are in the 15-19 year-old category. But that’s less scary than lumping children in with teenagers and pretending that everyone is at equal risk.

    2. The Other Kevin

      2,200 is an incredibly high number. That’s just about one Sandy Hook a day for 7 years, and somehow that hasn’t been reported by the press.

      I would expect 2190 of those to be gang related, but hey, the narrative must go on!

    3. Heroic Mulatto

      By “big” do you mean “thicc”?

      Because, if so, that’s totally understandable.

    4. Rebel Scum

      “2,200 mass shootings since the 2012”

      I’d ask where they got this number, but I already know.

    5. creech

      Anyone remember a previous generation who had drills in school where you hid under your desk because some asshole in Commie land was going to push a button and vaporize you or kill you with some horrible radiation disease? Or, later, was going to ship you off to Asia to kill people who probably couldn’t find the U.S.A. on a world globe?

      1. “What’s a globe?”

        /goatherder

        1. Not Adahn

          “You have glob? Glob of vorld?”

          /The Foreigner

  28. The Late P Brooks

    derp

    Pretend the last two sentences of that Atlantic link aren’t italicized.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    I’ve heard it theorized many times that one reason some (not all) progs are so anti-firearm is because they recognize they are temperamentally incapable of safely owning a gun and erroneously put that belief on everyone else too.

    I always think of that scene in Repo Man where Leila says, “I’d torture someone in a second if it was up to me.”

    1. Drake

      Also relates to your other comment – the next Cultural Revolution won’t be as much fun if people can fight back.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Thanks, Edit Fairy!

  31. Tulip

    Well, I’ve managed to bruise the ball of one foot and tendinitis is back in the other foot’s ankle. I doubt I’ll make the half marathon at the end of October. But, there’s another in February or March. That may be my new plan

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      ouch! I fell on my beer 2 days ago and I think I cracked my elbow or something, swollen like a balloon, but still works,

      1. Tulip

        I have no idea what I did, probably from wearing cheap slides around the house.

      2. Jarflax

        This is why you have to drink faster, so when you get up to pee and fall because you are drunk, there are no dangerous beers available to harm you.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    I got to the “bruise the ball” part of your comment, Tulip, and thought- “More tales of on line coquetry?”

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Careful. I hear she’s a real ball-buster!

    2. Mad Scientist

      Some of those dick pics she’s receiving are getting a little kinky.

    3. Tulip

      Come to D.C., I’ll show you.

      1. TARDIS

        Just visited D.C. I didn’t see anything.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    “If only more kids died from poisoning than getting shot, our world would be a better place!”

    “Would it make ya feel any better, little goil, if they was all pushed oughtta windahs?”

  34. My younger son turns 4 tomorrow.

    My youngest granddaughter turns four in a couple of weeks.

    You won’t believe how fast the time goes.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Come to D.C., I’ll show you.

    Will you buy me dinner, first?

    1. Tulip

      I’ll make dinner. What would you like?

      1. Mad Scientist

        (please say sammiches, please say sammiches, please say sammiches)

        1. Tulip

          Someone who writes cooking and baking articles and you go for the cheap joke. Sigh. Glibertarians.

          1. Jarflax

            Isn’t it nice being able to count on something in this uncertain world?

  36. Tulip

    My sunflowers are disappointing. I planted “mammoth” sunflowers. The plant is about 8′ tall, but the flower is only 4″ across. Looks pathetic.

    1. Drake

      All shaft and no head?

      I’ve had mixed luck with sunflowers. They seem like more bother than they are worth unless you have space to plant a lot of them.

      1. Tulip

        I planted lots, but only got a few. Fucking squirrels and birds.

        1. Rasilio

          Hey, we’re here to hear about your garden, not your personal life

  37. AlmightyJB

    “My younger son turns 4 tomorrow.”

    Do you know which mine you’re going to put him in?

    1. Spudalicious

      He said son, not orphan. His son will be starting overseer training.

      1. Jarflax

        Your name is Mining Unit 4, SAY IT!

  38. The Late P Brooks

    I think I heard the beer gong.

  39. Tulip

    Happy birthday to littlest L. I think kids are much more fun from 4 onwards. They really turn into interesting people once they hit that age. Based on my 7 nieces and nephews

  40. Well, I just finished changing out the light fixture in my living room. The way the old was was constructed, the weight of an LED bulb kept messing up the electrical connections. the new one holds the bulb at the base in a vertical line without any pressure on the wires.

    1. Urthona

      Must you turn this message board into a den of lies?

      1. It takes a screwdriver, some electrical tape, and a stepstool.

        It’s not rocket surgery.

      2. What I really wanted to gripe about was the amount of sweating done. There’s no hot air return with window units. (And the ceiling is too low for ceiling fans.

        1. Rhywun

          There’s no hot air return with window units.

          I’m no expert, but this seems off. You mean blowing hot air outside? Pretty sure most or all window units do that, otherwise it wouldn’t work very well.

          Some portable units have only one hose that alternates fresh-air intake and hot-air outblow – and they don’t work well either. Mine has two hoses, one for each function. Much more efficient.

          1. No, I mean the air circulation in the “Cool” zone. The hot air above the cooled region rises to the ceiling and stays there, because the intakes to be cooled are below the vent pushing the cold air back into the room. So without a ceiling fan to break the vertical thermal differential, the ceiling of the room stays hot.

          2. Rhywun

            Yeah, after I posted I realized you might be talking about hot air pooling at the ceiling. I think more BTU might fix that issue. I haven’t noticed such an issue in my room with a window unit.

          3. If I closed off the doorway between the living room and kitchen, the current unit might work better at ceiling level. Some fool put in a lot of “wide open space” rather than focus on comfortable climate.

          4. Tulip

            How about a tall oscillating fan? I run one on my main floor because it lets me keep the temp a degree or two higher. It just more comfortable with the fan. I have ceiling fans upstairs where I have a portable a.c.. helps tremendously.

          5. Tulip

            Also, the central a.c., plus the oscillating fan, plus the ceiling fans, plus the portable a.c. turns my house into a giant white noise machine. Nothing wakes me up

          6. I moved the fan into my bedroom when I got the portable unit there.

            I had a lot of trouble sleeping in the heat, so I prioritized fixing there.

          7. Tulip

            So get more fans, they’re cheap.

          8. Mad Scientist

            I’m surprised all the keening doesn’t create more air flow.

          9. Spudalicious

            Larf!

    1. Rhywun

      In contemporary American politics, no policy is bigger or more important than the party.

      Oh, fuck off.

      1. Tulip

        A thousand polisci professors say “no, the u.s. has Avery weak party system compared to other countries.”

        1. Tejicano

          North Korea, for example.

    1. Drake

      Is it just me or has the left gone completely fucking bonkers this week? I swear they want a shooting civil war.

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      A+ copypasta!

      1. Count Potato

        I know, but he still tweeted it.

    3. Tulip

      Yep, the guy who beats the shit out of his wife really cares about women’s rights. Yep.

    4. R C Dean

      He’s getting abused pretty hard in the comments:

      You’re a convicted wife beater. You boasted about gang raping a woman in your own memoir. In what universe do you think you get to preach morality to anyone? Why don’t you f_ck off and try not to give anyone Hepatitis C when you do it this time.

      1. Tulip

        Good. I don’t want him lecturing me.

  41. Tulip

    Online dating dispatch: in addition to the car and bathroom selfies, the newest trend is bed selfies. They are head shots, but obviously lying in bed. Come on guys, do better.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      But bed is where you’re going to have the OEGAMIOM.

      1. Tulip

        I know better, but I clicked. You’re one of a kind HM. Thank God.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          Admit it. You were pleased to finally learn how to pronounce OEGAMIOM.

    2. DEG

      I don’t think I’ve seen that among women.

      What I have seen is nine different pictures of her face and nothing else, all shot from slightly different angles.

      1. Tulip

        I have just three photos. One of my face, one three quarters and one full length.

        1. Tulip

          If they don’t like me, they can just skip by. Kinda seems like the point of online dating.

          1. DEG

            Yep.

            I only have two right now: One of my face, and one of me shooting my bow which also shows my whole body.

      2. Rebel Scum

        There better be a (recent) body shot or gtfo.

    1. Count Potato

      I tried it once and thought it was kind of weird.

    2. AlmightyJB

      Normally don’t do Dogfish but I like that style beer so will give it a shot if I see it.

    1. DEG

      I think that one has potential.

      1. Festus

        Not enough whores stealing lemons.

  42. Rhywun

    So this is a top “news” story.

    fans came out in droves to remind the user that Astin is known for far more than just his second season appearance as Bob Newby in the Netflix show

    1. Count Potato

      How big is a “drove”?

  43. Rebel Scum

    To Show Support For Gun Control, Matt Damon Remakes Bourne Series With Bananas Instead Of Firearms

    “People often pointed out how I was against guns but was in these really violent movies where I shoot everyone,” Damon told reporters. “But no longer. Now, Jason Bourne will take on those dastardly CIA conspirators with healthy, organic fruits instead of firearms.”

    Bourne will point at the bad guys and say “Blam blam” or “Pew Pew Pew” while pretending to shoot the banana. Whenever he uses an explosive or throws a grenade he will instead lob a bunch of bananas. The bananas will create all kinds of wacky hijinks where characters slip on them, while cars that drive over the peels will spin out and sometimes fall into the water, having to be fished out by a Lakitu.

    In one iconic scene that’s been remastered in the rerelease of The Bourne Supremacy, Damon’s character talks on the phone to the CIA’s deputy director, Pamela Landy. Finally, he reveals he’s been watching the CIA from a nearby rooftop for the entire conversation through a high-powered scope attached to a giant, GMO-laced banana. “Get some rest, Pam,” he says. “You look tired.” The CIA office then freaks out, realizing how much danger they were in.

    “We could have been a banana split,” Landy says as the hunt for Bourne resumes.

    1. 0x90

      what could possibly go wrong

  44. Count Potato

    “The incident happened while Biden was campaigning at the “Political Soapbox” at the Iowa State Fair when a girl named Katie, who is a student in the state, approached Biden with questions.

    “How many genders are there?” Katie asked.

    “There are at least three,” Biden responded.

    “What are they?” Katie asked.

    Biden becoming visibly angry, responded: “Don’t play games with me, kid.””

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/50454/watch-biden-forcefully-grabs-girl-after-being-ryan-saavedra

    1. Urthona

      I too would like to know what the 3rd one is.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        Ladyboy.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Dick, vagina, and girl dick.

          1. Pan Zagloba

            Do we have to be so crude? Why not class it up with “feminine penis”?

          2. Jarflax

            Outiegina you shitlord

          3. AlmightyJB

            That sounds gay.

          4. Jarflax

            Is it gay if the girlcock lover has a mangina?

          5. AlmightyJB

            Yes.

          6. R C Dean

            We talked about this already.

            A transman and a transwoman are in a heterosexual relationship by any definition.

          7. Spudalicious

            Or, “masculine clitoris”?

        1. Rhywun

          Ja, genau. Nächste Frage?

          1. Why does anybody use the »neue Rechtschreibung«?

          2. Rhywun

            Because they do what they’re told.

            I won’t use it. “Dass”?! GTFO.

          3. It makes me want to respond to people in Fraktur.

          4. Rhywun

            ??????.

          5. RegicidalManiac

            That was pretty much my reaction:

            Fuck you, you don’t get to tell me to stop using ‘ß’.

            It’s “daß”, goddammit.

          6. Rhywun

            I remember there was one major newspaper that said “Nein!” (Frankfurt or Süddeutche?) but I think even they caved.

          7. RegicidalManiac

            Last I checked (which admittedly was a while ago) several papers were still holding out, but I think the biggest one was Süddeutche. If they caved I am deeply disappointed.

          8. DEG

            My German teachers mentioned the new spelling rules, but then promptly went back to the old school rules.

    2. Pan Zagloba

      Say what you will about Red Pill Joe, had America responded to Basic Becky with “Don’t play games with me, kid.” for the last twenty years, your country wouldn’t be a retarded lunatic asylum it currently is.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        But oh my stars, I’ve not seen such violence against wahmans since Michelle Fields got her arm ripped off! Now they got him on video, it’s all over, Hilary will be president!

    3. Rhywun

      Alt-right plant had it coming.

    4. AlmightyJB

      I’d expect to see a lot more if these set-ups. Libtards really pushing for Warren.

    5. DEG

      I’m surprised that video hasn’t been memory holed yet.

      1. R C Dean

        Nah, there’s Dems who want to bring Joe down.

  45. Sean

    DeadAunt drama continues, some goofy assed cousin is trying to claim he’s going to sue the gf for a claim to the estate he’s not entitled to.

    Difficulty level: NJ.

    1. DEG

      Sorry.

  46. Count Potato

    “Female Twitch Streamers Fight Sexism by Dressing Up as ‘Sluts’ and Asking Men for Money”

    https://pluralist.com/slutstream-twitch-sexual-harassment/

    1. Pan Zagloba

      According to Kotaku’s Cecilia D’Anastasio, Kaviness, who calls herself the “Titty Streamer,” has “for years satirized the widespread stereotype that women on Twitch are leveraging their goods for clicks.”

      This is satire, right? No one is actually re-enacting the “I’m just pretending to be retarded” comic for real?

    2. Jarflax

      You can’t satirize the modern world. We are obviously living deep in the parody branch of the Cineverse.

  47. Count Potato

    “Jessica Yaniv is now faking seizures and making up stories about being involved in a hit and run with a journalist allegedly stalking her.”

    https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1159750037246640128

    1. Count Potato

      “So some asshole reporter stalks me from my doctors office to my home, won’t get off my property, then attempts to run me over but in the meantime, damages his car, and our property. I have pieces of his vehicle and have given it to @LangleyRCMP. What a moron committing hit & run”

      https://twitter.com/trustednerd/status/1159609612590436352

    2. Rhywun

      I don’t know but somebody’s got a nice little hoard starting.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Who?

      1. Rhywun

        The dude who put on a dress and wants his balls waxed at a salon.

        1. Not Adahn

          His mom apparently punched the reporter in question.

          1. Rhywun

            Mom, or “mom”…?

          2. Not Adahn

            Mom

            A mother’s love for her sondaughter is a powerful thing.

          3. Rhywun

            “Mama Yaniv”

            I smell a new reality TV show!

    4. Jarflax

      I despise Human Rights Tribunals, think anyone who brings complaints before them is slime, but I still feel a bit unclean watching someone who is obviously deeply disturbed being the subject of gotcha interviews. Yaniv is clearly insane and his insanity is directed toward this nonsense because it is the current zeitgeist. We hate the idea of people being forced to do things they find repulsive in the name of ‘tolerance’ so we look for anyway to attack or discredit those who bring these complaints, but this smacks of those Victorian era tours of asylums where the mad or senile were exhibited for popular amusement.

      I really hate the jacobins for taking our society here.

  48. AlmightyJB

    Mail order 9mm Gatling Gun.

    https://youtu.be/VYoPovsM-GM

    1. Rebel Scum

      Sold. Dear TA, please take my money.

    1. Rhywun

      “Why would anyone of color want to side with someone who is trying to destroy us?”

      Yikes – good luck, dude. That’s what you’re up against.

    2. leon

      Remember when that weather man for fired for mumbling what sounded like coon.

  49. hayeksplosives

    I’m very proud of my intern in pulsed power. Today was his last day and he managed to finish design, build, and test of the electromagnetic quarter shrinker I tasked him with.

    Planning to hire him when he’s done with school next spring.

    1. hayeksplosives
      1. Rhywun

        I… what the hell am I looking at? Magic?

        1. hayeksplosives

          It’s what happens when you pulse 120,000 Amps through a 12 AwG wire (which explodes in the process) coiled into 10 turns around a US quarter post 1967.

          No current flows directly through the quarter, which is insulated from the coil, but the magnetic force in the 10 turn coil is so intense it induces sufficient eddy currents in the coin to push it evenly, radically inward.

          In 100 millionths of a second.

          I love my job.

          1. Timeloose

            So it’s a EM pinch?

          2. DEG

            Sounds like a Tom Swift invention.

          3. hayeksplosives

            Meant to say “radially” not radically

          4. Tejicano

            I think we all read it that way

          5. R C Dean

            I dunno, seemed pretty radical to me.

      2. Timeloose

        So the quarter still has the same density, but it’s thicker correct?

        There’s no metallurgical magic making it no longer FCC Ni.

        1. Jarflax

          It follows ant man rules. The density is identical when the plot requires it, reduced when the plot requires and increased when it needs to punch or smash something

        2. hayeksplosives

          Yeah, same mass of course. Just gets thicker( (taller if you prefer) and lower diameter.

      3. Not Adahn

        …You have access to MT B-fields?

        /jelly

    2. Jarflax

      You are building an EM inflation device? You now work for the Fed?

      1. Rhywun

        Supervillain torture device.

      2. hayeksplosives

        Not until I turn all the copper into zinc.

        1. Jarflax

          Fusion huh?

          1. hayeksplosives

            Or WWII. Same end result on the coinage.

          2. Tres Cool

            That process is similar to companies that take leftover slag in a steel mill and PRO-cess it (our guy was brit) to retrieve the chrome and nickel. Under intense pressure and heat, non-ferrous metals will become magnetic, allowing their extraction.

  50. Tres Cool

    Is this like those e-stim thingies t̵h̵a̵t̵ ̵I̵v̵e̵ ̵s̵e̵e̵n̵ ̵o̵n̵ ̵Y̵o̵u̵P̵r̵0̵n̵ someone from here told me about ?

    1. Tres Cool

      Sorry…that belongs under HE’s

      *heh*

  51. DEG

    Yazoo Pilsner is pretty good.

    1. Endorsed by Alison Moyet?

      1. Rhywun

        Two Yaz(oo) references in two days! It must be a sign.

  52. Rebel Scum

    Leftists are still intent on attacking the voters. It’s an interesting strategy. Let’s see how it plays out.

    1. Timeloose

      Who momma we’re all racists now!