Friday Afternoon Links

Happy Friday afternoon! Thanks to everyone who pinch hit for me in this slot this week. I was in Detroit all week. I think I saw about 10 minutes of blue sky in five days. How does anyone live like that? Ugh. And then my youngest threw up at daycare. Went and picked him up, and the first thing he did when I literally picked him up in the classroom? Put his hands over my mouth. So it looks like I’m going to lose five pounds on the fashion model diet over the next 36 hours.

Somehow, the defeat of anti-semitic socialists heralds the ascent of Nazism in Britain. I’m confused about how being an international anti-semitic socialist is qualitatively better than the national brand, but I just report what I see.

Florida Man arrested for selling weight loss supplement that works at GNC.

Not to worry, those of you who think the Dems are permanently destroying themselves as a party, Mike Huckabee signals that the Republicans will be out-crazied by nobody! (TW: Hotair)

One of the great victories in the world is having a free oil market that basically has a hard ceiling of $75/bbl.

Comments

433 responses to “Friday Afternoon Links”

  1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    Why is Huckabee the way that he is?

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Generations of inbreeding?

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        You really can’t beat this explanation.

      2. A Leap at the Wheel

        Mule kicked in the head?

    2. Bob the Builder

      Didn’t get the Primus job, never got over it….

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Expand on this point

        1. Tundra

          He’s a bass player. Sort of.

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            Slow burn on that fuse, but the explosion once I figured out what the hell was going on was worth it.

          2. Tundra

            Yes. Kudos to Yusef.

          3. mexican sharpshooter

            He’s actually a racecar driver.

          4. Chipwooder

            Drove so goddamned fast

          5. Count Potato

            Did Les Claypool ever get to play with Ted Nugent?

          6. Bob the Builder

            Why would he, He’s a great band, well him and Larry Lalonde

          7. Trigger Hippie

            I’ve met those guys once. One of my childhood friends had a girlfriend at the time who was buddies with their old drummer, Herb.

          8. BakedPenguin

            He’s currently playing with Julian Lennon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcOHiGonWwU

  2. Bob the Builder

    “might not work”
    You mean fucking with markets?
    It’ll work this time for sure

  3. Juvenile Bluster

    Thought my shitty week was over, but my wife called to tell me the dog’s ultrasound found several masses on either his spleen or liver on top of being severely anemic (and his PCV levels dropping rapidly since we had him at the vet on Wednesday), so I think we’re going to be putting him down tonight. Whee. 13 years old, had him since he was an 8 week old puppy.

    1. Sean

      Sorry, JB.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Thanks. I’ve known this was probably coming, so I’ve been preparing myself, but it’s still rough. Worried more about how the kid reacts though

        1. Tundra

          How old is the kid?

          1. Juvenile Bluster

            10

          2. Tundra

            Yep. That’s old enough to have to explain what’s going on. Just be honest. She’ll be ok.

        2. Jarflax

          It sucks but you can’t protect them from it. Just tell her the truth, let her say goodbye and let her cry all she needs to. Mortality is a lesson we all learn too young.

    2. Bob the Builder

      God, I’m sick to my stomach thinking about it, I’m so sorry….

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Big part of having a dog is going thru this.

        You have my sympathy.

        We lost Lily and Tucker this last year.

    3. Tundra

      Aw shit.

      Sorry, JB.

    4. Sorry to hear that JB. ☹️

    5. A Leap at the Wheel

      🙁

    6. Count Potato

      Sorry 🙁

    7. Semi-Spartan Dad

      I’m really sorry, JB. That’s always a hard thing to go through.

    8. Chipwooder

      Canine liver cancer is bad news. Lost our older dog to it last year. They don’t show symptoms until it’s so advanced that nothing can be done. She was 13 as well. Deepest sympathies, man.

    9. Gustave Lytton

      Sorry JB.

    10. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

      Be with him at the end. It’s the last thing you as pack leader can do for him. Tell him he’s a good boy as he slips away. I’ve had to do that a couple of times, and my pups always seemed to relax just a little bit more.
      Then I bawled my eyes out.
      Good luck and God Bless.

      1. MikeS

        ^ this ^ all of this ^

        Lot of dust in the air here.

    11. Tres Cool

      Sorry. Just went through that with Jusgsy’s doge about a month ago. Similar timeframe- she had hers since she was a 3 month old, and she got the shot at 13.

      Raises TALL CANS!

    12. Shirley Knott

      So sorry.

    13. Pope Jimbo

      Uffda. So sorry to hear that JB.

    14. Spudalicious

      Sorry. That really sucks.

    15. Cannoli

      I’m really sorry, JB.

    16. That’s awful. I am so sorry, but FWIW, I think you’re doing the right thing. No use letting him suffer because it kills the humans to let go.

    17. bacon-magic

      Sorry to hear that.

    18. leon

      That’s rough JB, i’m sorry to hear it.

    19. MikeS

      Damn. That sucks bad. Got a picture of the pup? What’s his name? I like to know who I’m drinking to.

    20. SandMan

      So sorry to hear that JB, loosing a pet is a terrible feeling. But 13 years is a good run, I’m sure he had a great life with you and your family.

    21. gbob

      Hardest damn thing in the world to do. Stay strong. What a fucking world. Screw war and taxes. God needs to explain why dogs dont live as long as us.

    22. Deplorableme

      So sorry you and your family have to go through that. I’m a wreck when my pet’s die – seems to hit me harder than losing a sibling. Something about a pet grows on you and then they’re gone.

      I’ll say a silent toast to your pup tonight.

    23. Old Man With Candy

      Awww, Juve, I’m so sorry. It’s the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do. Three times. And yes, what BEAM said. Be there to be the last thing your wonderful pup ever sees and smells.

    24. Shirley Knott

      This was shared by one of the glibs* when I had to put my dog down before a Halloween, it helped.
      Another Perspective
      *Sorry, didn’t record who and don’t remember. Thank you whoever you are.

    25. Hyperion

      Sorry for your loss.

    26. Ozymandias

      Sorry, JB. We just put my wife’s dog of 14+ years down, a Frenchie. What a sweet guy, but man, it does sting. It’s okay, though. They make us better and teach us how to love. It’s right that we should mourn that loss for a little while.

  4. Timeloose

    That’s awful JB. Sorry buddy.

  5. leon

    Not to worry, those of you who think the Dems are permanently destroying themselves as a party, Mike Huckabee signals that the Republicans will be out-crazied by nobody! (TW: Hotair)

    Did HotAir go down the NeverTrump train? I stopped reading there years ago, so i’m not sure. Thought they would have been all abord the “Screw the Left” style.

    1. Bob the Builder

      Allahpundit is still TDS, but the rest are pretty generic, I go there daily fwiw,

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Allahpundit isn’t TDS necessarily. He just doesn’t like Trump, which is fine. TDS is a very specific brain disease and I cannot stress enough that it is very much real and its effects are very much debilitating on the brain.

        The warning signs of TDS are (a) a smug lack of self-awareness; (b) contradicted beliefs once held prior to 2016; (c) believing that neocons are the “good conservatives”, and (d) inhaling FBI dick

        Don’t cheapen the lolz of watching someone succumb to TDS

        1. Chipwooder

          Not seeing how any of those don’t apply to AP.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Here’s a test that often draws out TDS sufferers: if one still believes the Russia conspiracy then they likely suffer from TDS. Allahpundit, to his credit, dropped the Russia Fever Dreaming after the Comey report and recognized that the IG report made the entire conspiracy fanciful

    2. Count Potato

      “The author, William Mattox, argued that we need to do more to deter dubious partisan-driven impeachments and found inspiration in how the NFL handles challenges. In football, you’re allowed to demand that a questionable call be reviewed — but if the call stands, you lose a timeout. You’ve got skin in the game, in other words, an efficient way to discourage teams from trivial time-wasting challenges. Mattox wants impeachment to operate the same way by making the president eligible for an additional term if he’s impeached but the Senate fails to remove him.”

      Calvin Ball!

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      No, they’re full on for the “Trump is the god king who can do no wrong” side of the GOP.

      1. Chipwooder

        Shaw might be that (I don’t go there much anymore) but Allahpundit is pretty hardcore Never Trump, and Morrissey (as always) is kind of in the squishy middle – he would do a lot of harrumphing about how bad Trump is but never completely turns on him.

      2. I am not sure SugarFree has 8.5 more years of Hat and Hair material.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          If not, real life will supply it.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            There will probably be a lot to inspire him.

        2. Gadfly

          But remember, he supplements the main H&H with the extended universe, and if the past few years are any indication that will only grow. I think he’ll have enough material to write it until he’s sick of it, or until reality outpaces his dark prophecies.

        3. mexican sharpshooter

          I think you are all misinterpreting what Swiss is saying here. Do you think writing stories that provide a brief, yet entertaining window into the abysmal flatulence of our nation’s elected, and unelected helmsmen takes no toll on Sugarfree in terms of mind, body, and soul?

          I’ll have you know, it does.

          1. SugarFree

            There are some days I can barely even look at a keyboard without shuddering.

          2. mexican sharpshooter

            Sometimes. I find Sugarfree staring at me when I wake up. He’ll tell me he hears Hillary cackling in the dark. Its troubling, all of it.

          3. Old Man With Candy

            That’s the downside of actually knowing him. You can have that visual as you try to close your eyes and it doesn’t go away.

          4. Bobarian LMD

            There are some days I can barely even look at a keyboard without shuddering.

            What are you doing with your hands?

          5. Gadfly

            That’s a given, but considering the unmatched level of acute horror he achieves with his Subaru stories I just naturally assumed that he had already made a deal with the Elder Gods and any additional toll would be akin to adding drops of water to the ocean.

          6. mexican sharpshooter

            Nah. Those are mostly the result of a tea he drinks.

        4. Jarflax

          I’m not sure that the walls between our Universe and Cthulhu’s can stand 8.5 years of SugarFree. I love this place, but when we are all screaming in the pit of despair after SF breaks that wall I am absolutely kicking him.

      3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        You don’t read Hot Air, do you?

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          Only when it’s linked here. Just the vibe I got, especially from that article. Could be wrong.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            It depends whose article it is, but generally I’d say it’s more in the “mixed conservative” bag. Sexton and Shaw are probably the most pro-Trump, but Allahpundit and Morrissey far less so. The most pro-Trump conservative publication is either Townhall or American Greatness. Hot Air is far more mainstream conservatisim with a large helping of Trump criticism, especially in the evening when Allahpundit does the bulk of the articles

  6. leon

    Deeper production cuts by the cartel and other major producers including Russia won’t be enough to prevent a global supply glut, the International Energy Agency said Thursday.

    what i think is hillarious is that we are still to believe that the Gas Lines of the 70’s was due to OPEC scheming, and now, somehow they just cant get it right anymore.

    1. Bob the Builder

      Irrational response leading to unintented consequences,
      We had odd numbered plates…..

      1. Pope Jimbo

        I thought an unintented consequence was when you got eaten by a bear because you wanted to sleep outside and look up at the stars.

      2. Dad got the Econoline so he could have it registered with commercial plates and avoid the gas lines, and then fixed up the inside with bench seats that could be folded down into a bed for when we went camping. (Mom and Dad slept in the van; us kids got the tents/sleeping bags.)

    2. Gustave Lytton

      So you’ve talked to my mom?

  7. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    Before you watch the video below, remember that the Conservative Party came to a historic majority by winning traditional working class Labour voters. Labour did best in the wealthy parts of London. So consider that while watching antifa riot in London. These are rich kids upset, because the poors won’t vote the way that they say is best for them. Keeping that in mind makes this video so much more hilarious.

    https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1205586179925647367

    Trust fund kids cosplaying revolutionaries is peak 2019.

    1. leon

      Comrade, Democracy can not stop the impending will of the people for socialism!

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Also, the will of the people just so happens to not be the will of the people, which is inconvenient for socialists throughout the West

        1. leon

          It’s false consciousness. Once socialists take over they workers will be freed from being forced to think as the capitalists force them to.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Well done

        2. Gustave Lytton

          Of…over, same diff.

    2. Count Potato

      The working class has no time to protest because they are busy working.

    3. Raven Nation

      It does appear now that the Conservatives didn’t win quite as many seats as the early count suggested last night. Still a very solid win.

      1. Raven Nation

        Also the Libertarian Party received fewer votes than the Animal Welfare Party. OTOH the Monster Raving Loony Party got about 10k votes.

      2. They wound up three seats short of what the exit poll suggested.

    4. Rhywun

      To be fair, the Cons won what I believe are the wealthiest parts of London – Chelsea, Kensington, Westminster, etc. Probably “old money” Tories.

    5. Gadfly

      So consider that while watching antifa riot in London.

      If antifa keeps it up, it may be time for a new Iron Front.

  8. leon

    Election results 2019: Boris Johnson hails ‘new dawn’ after historic victory

    New Dawn is some sort of Dogwhistle, i just know it.
    /leftist

    1. Bob the Builder

      If they don’t cool their jets it may be the last Dawn they see, best not push too hard, proggies

  9. Donation Not Taxation

    JB, sorry to hear that.

    1. leon

      ‘Sup DNT.

      1. Donation Not Taxation

        Up above six feet under

    2. Bob the Builder

      Hey! Glad to see you, I thought you left,

      1. Donation Not Taxation

        “I’m happy you’re glad.” — The Happiness Patrol (1988)

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Ooh, fake Doctor Who can do more thinly disguised Boris Johnson storylines just like Happiness Patrol!

          1. Donation Not Taxation

            “can do” and did plenty of it in New 11 (or if you prefer series 48) or whatever you want to call Jodie W’s part of the past 851 stories.

          2. Gustave Lytton

            Once again, I feel glad I gave up somewhere in Tenant era and now blot out the entire revival. JNT is looking better all the time.

          3. Rhywun

            I checked out in the middle of Capaldi. Eccleston and Tennant are fondly remembered now in comparison.

          4. Sean

            I didn’t blame Capaldi, I blamed the writers. IMO, they gave him shit to work with. With better writers, he could have been enjoyable.

          5. Donation Not Taxation

            ” JNT is looking better all the time.”
            After escaping that riot, then go to another part of the convention and ask, “Who’s the best superhero?”

          6. Rhywun

            I didn’t blame Capaldi, I blamed the writers.

            Yep.

            I thought he was a very good doctor in the few very good stories they gave him.

          7. I like Capaldi.

            However, I lost interest right before Season 10 and Bill, and never went back to it. I watched a couple of minutes of the Girl Who and had about all the wokishness I could take, so I haven’t been back at all, not even to get Capaldi’s whole last season.

  10. Count Potato

    “Largo police said the drugs weren’t that difficult to find. When officers went inside GNC they say 27-year-old Michael Ambrose was the only employee working and in plain view were needles, spoons, a drug scale, and methamphetamine.”

    That’s balls even for Florida Man.

    1. Gadfly

      Balls, or just laziness? It’s hard work to properly hide your stash.

  11. Donation Not Taxation

    https://www.kcbd.com/2019/12/13/man-found-eaten-by-alligator-actually-died-meth-overdose/
    “Florida officials say a man who was found partially eaten by an alligator actually died of a meth overdose. According to an autopsy report from a central Florida medical examiner, Michael Glenn Ford II had methamphetamine in his system when he died, and that was the cause of his death. The body of the 45-year-old was found in a canal in June in Polk County.
    Ford’s hand and foot were found inside the gator’s stomach.”

    https://www.kcbd.com/2019/12/08/arizona-man-registers-beehive-service-animal/
    David “Keller said he went to a website called usaservicedogregistration.com, and successfully registered a picture of a beehive as” a service dog. Not an emotional support animal, but a service dog.

    The first 30 to 40 seconds of 2:06 video @ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6CFKZmBJQw
    Pigeons Spotted In Cowboy Hats •Dec 11, 2019

    https://youtu.be/RLTsmU24BlA
    Who is the Best Joker? | Rotten Tomatoes
    14:47

    https://www.jpost.com/Arab-Israeli-Conflict/Jewish-prayer-has-returned-to-the-Temple-Mount-exclusive-610781
    Jewish prayer has returned to the Temple Mount, but no genuflecting while praying, and no official admission that non-Muslim prayer is now allowed on the Temple Mount.

  12. Donation Not Taxation

    https://www.kcbd.com/2019/12/13/man-found-eaten-by-alligator-actually-died-meth-overdose/
    “Florida officials say a man who was found partially eaten by an alligator actually died of a meth overdose. According to an autopsy report from a central Florida medical examiner, Michael Glenn Ford II had methamphetamine in his system when he died, and that was the cause of his death. The body of the 45-year-old was found in a canal in June in Polk County.
    Ford’s hand and foot were found inside the gator’s stomach.”

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      That’s an only in FL story.

      1. Donation Not Taxation

        It does seem like that.

      2. Bobarian LMD

        Dog bites man.

        Gator hooked on meth.

        Florida Woman stabs somebody.

        There is gonna be rain this afternoon.

      3. Rhywun

        That’s the most Florida story I’ve ever heard.

    2. JaimeRoberto Delecto

      That poor alligator.

    1. Count Potato

      “GRANTS PASS, Ore. (KTVL) — Less than one week from Valentine’s Day, Wildlife Images is offering a unique way to get revenge on your ex-valentine.

      In exchange for a $20 donation, your ex’s name will be put on a salmon and served to one of the organization’s 1,000 pound bears.

      Participants will then get a special certificate and photos of Kodi and Yak “destroying their ex.””

      That just seems wrong.

  13. Donation Not Taxation

    https://www.kcbd.com/2019/12/08/arizona-man-registers-beehive-service-animal/
    David “Keller said he went to a website called usaservicedogregistration.com, and successfully registered a picture of a beehive as” a service dog. Not an emotional support animal, but a service dog.

    1. leon

      It identified as a service dog.

      1. Bob the Builder

        Bella identifies as a Service dog to get in Motels for free, little scam artist!

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Bad dog!

          (“Who’s a good little girl? Here’s the treats and a scratch behind the ears..”)

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Huh. I have a certificate here that David Keller is an registered asshat from Asshats International. I didn’t even need to go to an obviously scam website to do it either.

      1. Bob the Builder

        Bees gotta be, ya know,

      2. Donation Not Taxation

        Does Keller (don’t know how David Keller self-identifies) still count as one if Keller did it to make a point about scam service dog registrations?

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Since there’s no such thing as service dog registration, nor is it necessary for the legal requirements of a service dog, then yes. Besides, nothing I can do about the paper I printed from Word. It’s all official. He’ll need to take it up with Asshats International.

          SLD: ADA and related are abominations and Bush Sr should be toasty right now for that and the import ban EO.

          1. Donation Not Taxation

            Not arguing, but asking, which executive order ranks in your top two for worst that “Bush Sr” did in office?

          2. Gustave Lytton

            I’ve been mistaken, the import ban wasn’t an EO. It was an administrative decision. Also, fuck Bill Bennett with a rusty immoral chainsaw.

            https://www.nytimes.com/1989/03/15/us/us-bans-imports-of-assault-rifles-in-shift-by-bush.html

            Back to your original question, not sure. Lots to dislike about Bush Sr, but other than my mistaken belief the import ban was one of them, not familiar with the rest.

          3. MikeS

            Some choice quotes:

            [Bill] Bennett conceded that the ban by itself would not solve the problem of violence linked to drug trafficking, ”but prudence dictates let’s take a hard look before we bring more in.”

            The import ban represents a softening in the stand of President Bush, who less than a month ago said he was ”not about to” impose a ban on semiautomatic weapons, despite calls for such action.

            But White House officials said Mr. Bush, a life member of the National Rifle Association and an opponent of gun control, shifted his position after lobbying by Mr. Bennett, by drug officials and by his wife, Barbara, who had indicated she favored a ban.

            The National Rifle Association is likely to oppose a permanent import restriction, but it said today that it welcomed a review of whether semiautomatics had real sporting uses. Wants a ‘Cool-Headed Look’

            Wayne LaPierre, director of the association’s lobbying division, said in a statement that the move would put a stop to ”media hysteria” and ”should provide an atmosphere for a reasoned and sensible debate” on the legitimacy of semiautomatic weapons.

            Without Bennett (and Babs) pushing him, and LaPierre giving him cover, I wonder if he would have done it.

          4. Donation Not Taxation

            Meant ADA and import ban as your two for his worst.

          5. Gustave Lytton

            At least the two that come to my mind. Both have had long term pernicious effects long after he’s been out of office. Desert Storm/Iraq maybe as another.

  14. Donation Not Taxation

    The first 30 to 40 seconds of 2:06 video @ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6CFKZmBJQw
    Pigeons Spotted In Cowboy Hats •Dec 11, 2019

  15. Bobarian LMD

    That particular weight loss supplement works everywhere, not just at GNC.

    1. Tundra

      I think she’s probably moved beyond pre-diabetic.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        I wanna see the video of her walking on the catwalk again, because I need a good laugh.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Found it!

          Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!!

          1. Tres Cool

            I may be in my bunk for the forseeable future, even tho she’s kinda petite for my tastes.

          2. Tres Cool

            “smack her ass on Christmas, and its still shakin’ on New Years!”

  16. The Late P Brooks

    [Jeremy Corbyn] said he was “very sad” about the result, adding that he had received “more personal abuse” from the media during the campaign than any previous prime ministerial candidate.

    Poor dear. Drown your sorrows in the Channel.

  17. Count Potato

    “EXCLUSIVE: Hunter Biden to be a daddy for the FIFTH time! New South African wife of VP’s son is seen with a baby bump amid his messy paternity case and concerns over barrage of attacks from Trump loyalists”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7789433/Hunter-Bidens-new-South-African-wife-pregnant.html

    I guess cocaine doesn’t effect fertility?

    1. The Other Kevin

      I never thought I’d say this, but suddenly I’m in favor of eugenics.

    2. Bob the Builder

      This Biden/ Trump Ukraine thing is going way too far, shit is blowing up in the demos faces, and it’s being ignored because Orange bla bla bla. It’s a very serious issue, heads on pikes style, or our Country is fucked

    3. leon

      South African eh? No wonder Daddy Biden was against bussing. He supports the apartheid.

    4. Pope Jimbo

      Personally, I’m Boered with Hunter Biden stories.

      1. Rhywun

        Boe!

      2. BakedPenguin

        You need an ex-cape from them?

        1. Pope Jimbo

          You’ve gone Tutu far this time!

          1. BakedPenguin

            Soweto you gonna do about it, huh?

          2. Maybe he fucked Diane Kruger and some other chicks.

          3. BakedPenguin

            Well, he’s Welkom to do so.

          4. Shirley Knott

            Was that while she was hooked up with Ayn Rand?

          5. BakedPenguin

            Gold, Shirley.

          6. bacon-magic

            Give ’em the full Nelson.

          7. BakedPenguin

            Hey, Xhosa some respect.

          8. Tres Cool

            I hope she buys him a necklace for Christmas.

      3. You’re gonna make Swiss get all apart eyed.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      Doesn’t look more than 72 hours past dead.

      The undertaker was a little heavy with the make-up, though.

    2. nw

      She looks like Martin Short in that picture.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I see nothing when I click on the Hillary link. My brain refuses to register it.

    3. JESUS LORD! “Wrinkle Free complexion?” Yeah, in 2 obvious spots.

    4. Hyperion

      Holy fucking bejeebus! That photo is a nightmare not even SF could conjure up! Youthful? WTF? She looks like Yoda’s twin sister!

      1. Shirley Knott

        Apparently the necronomigenetic treatments included chipmunk genes that have run amok. Perhaps the deteriorated and faded remnants of the life energy she sucked out of her surroundings interacted with necronomigenetic manipulations to cause this.
        We’ll have to wait and see what happens when she bites someone.

      2. SugarFree

        She’s running. I’ve been telling you guys this for years.

        1. SandMan

          You’re probably right!

        2. Hyperion

          Dragged almost across the finish line again, with one shoe off?

          I was saying that right after Trump’s election. But I doubt it now, her health is too bad.

          1. SugarFree

            The body is just a vessel; Her self-regard is stronger than ever.

          2. Jarflax

            You’re running out of time on this prediction.

          3. BakedPenguin

            I think SF could be right; everyone already knows her and what she ‘stands for’. She’s getting a lot of free press right now being out and about. It wouldn’t surprise me if fairly soon there’s a (spontaneous) trial balloon pool asking potential D voters ‘if HRC jumped in right now, would that change your choice?’

          4. Hyperion

            Not going to work. The far left hate her, she’s not woke enough. Her health is also abysmal to the point that she couldn’t even come as close as she did before of withstanding a grueling campaign. I’m sure she wants to lose for a 3rd time, but she won’t be able to do it this time.

          5. I think that big bulge she used to (maybe still does?) carry around is a colostomy bag.

          6. Rhywun

            She’s already been in a few polls IIRC.

          7. SugarFree

            They just did that poll at Harvard. Something like 80% wanted Her to join the primary.

          8. SugarFree

            There have been so many trial balloons about her entering the race, they darken the sky.

          9. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Of course Harvard wants Hillary.

            One might believe they created her in some dank basement underneath the politics department by pouring the blood of freshmen into the grooves between the pavers.

          10. BakedPenguin

            Ah, I missed the polls about HC joining. And if you’re right about the trial balloons (again, missed them), I’d say it’s probably pretty close to her ‘reluctant’ announcement. Probably waiting/hoping for a Biden gaffe too big to ignore.

          11. SugarFree

            Yup. Biden keels over or starts yelling “Corn Pop, Corn Pop” for a solid hour on the Today Show, and Hillary steps in as the “reasonable” candidate, centrist, not like those looney lefties Warren and Bernie, and she beat Trump by 3,000,000 votes last time, you know!

            HRC2020

        3. Shirley Knott

          More lie shambling.
          But increasingly I fear you are correct.

          1. Shirley Knott

            Like*

    5. Pope Jimbo

      Too bad Bill isn’t a younger man. Then he would have been able to spray more of Hillary’s face with his magical youth cream.

    6. BakedPenguin

      She looks very youthful.

      If that youth has progeria and a wig.

    7. *sigh*

      When are women going to realize that artificial youthfulness just makes them look worse and seem pathetic to boot?

      Michelle Pfeiffer’s lips are not reproducible with fillers. Nor are Angelina Jolie’s cheekbones.

      Nicole Kidman mutilated her face.

      So did Meg Ryan.

      Cher and Joan Rivers did okay.

      Hillary was never beautiful, was never going to be beautiful. She was, at one time, pretty (although she needed a better stylist). If you aren’t beautiful at 30, you’re not going to be beautiful at 70 no matter how much filler you use. Let the makeup do the heavy lifting and accept your face.

      1. Rhywun

        Some men could use lessons in aging gracefully too. I found a snapshot of Joe Biden during a recent visit to the salon. SMDH

      2. Cher and Joan Rivers did okay.

        Can’t tell if serious. That said, I don’t much go for the skeletal starlet look.

        1. Neither Joan Rivers nor Cher were trying to do anything but BE plastic. They took pride in their surgeries, flaunted them, made it their schtick.

          And neither of them ever looked as bad post-surgery as Nicole Kidman and Meg Ryan.

      3. Count Potato

        She was never pretty.

        1. She was on the upside of plain, unlike Webb Hubble’s daughter, and even she’s presentable after good makeup and a hair iron.

    8. R C Dean

      That’s just really . . . not right at all.

      But it is the last piece of evidence needed that, yes, Herself is indeed running waddling being tossed into the race like a sack of potatoes.

      And yes, I will admit I thought she wouldn’t make it this long.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Being tossed into? You think she actually needs any prodding to get the chance to seize power? IMHO, She’s only been waiting this long b/c she knows the D candidates’ primary is a dumpster fire, and at some point she’ll be ‘asked’ to jump in.

  18. Donation Not Taxation

    https://youtu.be/RLTsmU24BlA
    Who is the Best Joker? | Rotten Tomatoes
    14:47

    1. SugarFree

      See the link by Count Potato above you for my nomination.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Scariest is not the same as best.

      2. Donation Not Taxation

        Who is the best Batman to “Lock her up!” ?

  19. Donation Not Taxation

    https://www.jpost.com/Arab-Israeli-Conflict/Jewish-prayer-has-returned-to-the-Temple-Mount-exclusive-610781
    Jewish prayer has returned to the Temple Mount, but no genuflecting while praying, and no official admission that non-Muslim prayer is now allowed on the Temple Mount.

    1. Bob the Builder

      Isn’t prayer personal anyway?
      Good for everyone who worships,

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Israel conquered the Old City of Jerusalem during the Six-Day War of June 1967. After the end of hostilities, Israel allowed the waqf to retain authority over the Temple Mount (Haram esh-Sharif).[3]

      Mistake.

      1. leon

        waqf

        Ok Arab world, you can’t just keep typing random letters and pretending that they make coherent sounds.

        1. Bob the Builder

          Lol

        2. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

          Meh. The Welsh do it all the time.

          1. Bob the Builder

            Cwm?

        3. mexican sharpshooter

          You have to read it right to left. It makes more sense that way, yet it doesn’t.

      2. Bob the Builder

        Allowed implies, we let you not we have to, see Ozys article today….

  20. Tundra

    Another Gigantic Takata Airbag Recall Could Be Incoming

    Automakers could be staring down the barrel of another brutally large airbag recall as the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration evaluates the long-term safety of inflators manufactured by the now-bankrupt Takata. Earlier this month, the parts supplier announced a recall affecting 1.4 million additional vehicles following the death of a BMW driver. Several new injuries also stemmed from the issue.

    At the same time, the U.S. road safety regulator had to make a decision as to whether the roughly 100 million inflators containing a chemical drying agent intended to solve the problem are actually safe.

    So far, it’s looking like a no.

    Of course, since they are bankrupt. the manufacturers are gonna have to pony up. Feel safer, yet?

    1. Bob the Builder

      I do, in Kia Korean Van!
      2007

      1. Tundra

        I hope so, but the last recall was for 1995-1999.

    2. leon

      Can’t get injured by your airbag if you don’t have them in your care

      **Taps Head**

      … what were we talking about?

      1. Gustave Lytton

        **Taps Head**

        Show us on the doll where the steering column touched you.

      2. Bobarian LMD

        That’s why you wear the helmet, right?

    3. Not Adahn

      Another Gigantic Takata Airbag Recall Could Be Incoming

      Aren’t all airbags pretty much the same size?

  21. Hyperion

    “Somehow, the defeat of anti-semitic socialists heralds the ascent of Nazism in Britain. I’m confused about how being an international anti-semitic socialist is qualitatively better than the national brand, but I just report what I see.”

    I don’t know about anyone else, but I am greatly enjoying the humiliation of Commie Corbyn. I’m also going to enjoy Merkel and her band of merry unelected Bureaucrats in Brussels squirming around trying to figure out how to deal with losing the 2nd largest economy in the EU. Better figure out how to squeeze even more out of your already overburdened tax payers, Merkel.

    1. leon

      Merkel has a new propsal. Depeer integration under Germany. Also she wishes to be called by the name “Leader” or “My Leader”

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Maybe she can write an autobiography about her struggle to do so.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Auntie Angela

      3. Hyperion

        “My Leader”

        You mean Der Fuhrer?

        1. Gadfly

          Technically it would be “Die Fuhrerin”, for a lady.

          1. Technically, it would be Führerin with an umlaut. :-p

          2. Rhywun

            Führerx

            git woke

          3. Actually, the woke German would be FührerInnen, with a captial I in the middle.

            Ugly, ugly, ugly.

          4. Rhywun

            OFFS! I had forgotten about that stupidity.

    2. SugarFree

      And having to save face by adopting basketcase Scotland–a frigid Greece–into the EU. (And if Scotland thinks it’s getting the North Sea oil, them gingers all be high.)

      1. To be fair, they only want the petroleum jelly and directions to the nearest sheep.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    What could it mean?

    Andrew Sullivan, a prominent blogger and close watcher of British and American elections, was even more blunt about What It All Means. He tweeted:

    “One lesson from the UK: if the Democrats don’t stop their hard-left slide, they’ll suffer the same fate as Labour. If they don’t move off their support for mass immigration, they’re toast. Ditto the wokeness. Left Twitter is not reality.”
    So, how fair are those comparisons? Let’s dig in!

    ——-

    But for US Democrats to dismiss the overwhelming victory for Johnson and Conservatives would be a major mistake. Corbyn, during the course of the campaign, sought to make the election about a much broader swath of issues — pushing decidedly liberal, government-involved solutions for the economic and other problems in the country. As New York magazine’s Jon Chait wrote of the results:
    “The British election results, like any election results, are the result of unique circumstances and multiple factors. They are also, however, a test of a widely articulated political theory that has important implications for American politics. That theory holds that Corbyn’s populist left-wing platform is both necessary and sufficient in order to defeat the rising nationalist right. Corbyn’s crushing defeat is a decisive refutation.”

    ——-

    Of course, it’s in those candidates’ political interest to see what happened Thursday in the UK as directly correlated to what Democrats may be in danger of doing here if they choose one of the more liberal candidates as the party’s nominee. But it’s hard to totally ignore what happened in the UK. Democrats would be foolish to do so.

    It’s a fluke. Totally not relevant. Keep hard to port. Full sail. There are no rocks. That is not a reef.

    1. leon

      There are many in the DNC who would like this to be a warning to steer clear of Bernie and Warren. Problem is that Biden is a non-starter. I don’t see him winning against trump. Not in the state of mental decay he is in.

      1. Hyperion

        It’s the entire party. The party is now completely owned and controlled by the far left racial wing. And there is no going back. The left can never admit they are wrong or make adjustments, because that would completely destroy their world view that they are right and on the right side of history. So, here’s what I predict. Trump wins again in 2020 and the GOP keeps the Senate. The dems keep the house, but by a smaller margin. The democrats then interpret this as a sign that they have not moved far enough left and so they move even harder left. In 2024, the GOP regains control once again of Congress and the Whitehouse, and the Courts. The democrats see this as a sure sign that they have not moved far enough left, so they move even farther left.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          You missed the part where the Concession Party misses delivering speeches and slits their own throat. Or picks some stupidly unpopular position and makes it their centerpiece. Or gets caught helping themselves to the grifting and grafting that’s available. Or all of the above.

          1. Hyperion

            “Or picks some stupidly unpopular position and makes it their centerpiece.”

            I’m pretty sure they’re past that point. I mean, completely open borders and wrecking the economy with unrealistic socialist dreams like a new green deal? Yeah, they already went there.

          2. Gustave Lytton

            Talking about the GOP. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

          3. Spudalicious

            They are especially good at doing just that.

          4. Not Adahn

            Incoming constitutional amendment to ban porn in 3… 2… 1…

      2. Gadfly

        At the start of it all I was sure Biden was their golden ticket, but so far he seems less and less so. Their best chance might be going with someone like Buttigieg (sp?) or Yang.

        1. Hyperion

          None of them can beat Trump. Biden was their best chance, but that’s over with. They probably could have kept it close, but now I just do not see that happening. Buttigieg (how to you even pronounce that?) is disqualified by his name only, and none of them have any name recognition at all. They’re also giving Trump a great boost with this impeachment fiasco.

          1. R C Dean

            CNN is on it:

            In a Medium post from 2016, Buttigieg went with “boot-edge-edge.”

            Buttigieg’s name is Maltese and roughly translates to “lord of the poultry.”

          2. Hyperion

            Butt Pig, the King of Pork. That’s priceless.

    2. Dr. Fronkensteen

      It’s the Russian’s mind control technology.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    I wanna see the video of her walking on the catwalk again, because I need a good laugh.

    Holy fucking shit.

    That’s one flabby jiggly ass.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      Uffda. The way she plods along is worse than her ass. She looks like she is walking across freshly plowed dirt.

      1. Perfect, I was trying to figure out how to describe that, bravo.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Note: I actually think she’s attractive, I just thought the song was funny in context.

  24. Count Potato

    “A lot of my followers are kids who ask me how to deal with being BULLIED..

    My answer is not PC: Learn how to fight. The only way bullies left me alone when I was in school was fighting back.

    Don’t ever let anyone put their fucking hands on you. PERIOD!! ”

    https://twitter.com/MsBlaireWhite/status/1205595280982208514

    I say give every kid a .22 revolver.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Absolutely correct.

      1. Bob the Builder

        This, not the revolver, stand up,
        / Skinny red head

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      Some kids tried to bully me when I was in school too. I don’t know how to describe it without sounding like an Internet Tough Guy but when I described it to my mom she snorted milk out of her nose.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Actually, I take that back. I was almost-bullied four times. I was shy and quiet and one of the weird kids and I guess people mistook that for being an easy to bully.

        My take away is that bullies are really bad at geometry.

        One of my friends name Beaver* was almost bullied too. Beaver was 6’6″ in 9th grade, lived on a farm, and looks like he stepped out of one of Animal’s photos.

        I went to school with a lot of really fucking stupid bullies. But yes, kicking their ass does help.

        *Its because he looked like a beaver

        1. It’s really funny when bullies try to bully people twice their size.

    3. Hyperion

      I was bullied in first grade, but so were all my friends and pretty much anyone in first grade at that time.

      The way it worked was, there would be recess and you would venture onto the playground, which was a very dangerous place for an inexperienced little tyke like you would have been. Then the bullies would find you. They’d take your lunch money or else you’d probably wind up face down in the nearest mud puddle and you’d still be out of your lunch money. These were 7th, 8th graders, because back then, there was no such thing as Jr. High. To us, those kids were huge scary almost adults.

      One day, me and my 2 friends concocted a plan to put a stop to it. I don’t know how we came up with such a stupid plan, but we were first graders. I would get up on the bottom of the slide and wait in ambush, while they would hang out in front of the slide and when they came up to get our money, I would jump off on one of them and then my friends would beat them up.

      So as I waited on the bottom of the slide in ambush and our bully friends approached, I was just about ready to jump onto one of them, when one of my female classmates (I’m pretty sure she was the one I would tie her pigtails to her chair) came down the slide and knocked me off, and I landed on my belly, wind completely knocked out of me. I then lay there helpless while my friends made a brave attempt to show these bullies a lesson, and got the shit beaten out of them.

      After that, they didn’t stop taking out lunch money, but they seemed to have a newfound respect for us and made us their toadies, so we would help them find unfortunate first grade victims and sometimes, they would even share enough with us that we could afford lunch, and they would even protect us from the other bully gangs.

      True story, one of those things you never forget.

      1. Did you attend elementary school in SingSing? Geez!

        1. Hyperion

          We called it Ohio back then. You must be one them whippersnappers. Get off my lawn!

      2. JaimeRoberto Delecto

        Biden, is that you?

        1. Hyperion

          One of the bullies name was not Corn Pop.

  25. Gadfly

    Re: UK Elections

    I found it amusing that the Monster Raving Loony party won 10,000 votes while the Libertarian party won only 2,000. The UK Libertarian party does have a better animal symbol (Griffin, FTW!) than their American counterparts. I can only assume that the Loony party are the ones who provided those jokers who wore the costumes on the candidates stage Boris gave his victory speech from.

    1. leon

      It’s good to see at least 10,000 englishmen exist.

  26. Count Potato

    “Look out #TeamPete because us Bloomberg Heads have our own dance! Taken at the Mike Bloomberg rally in Beverly Hills. #Bloomberg2020 #MovesLikeBloomberg”

    https://twitter.com/nickciarelli/status/1205354210465742848

    No.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        There is a small chance this may be a parody account
        https://twitter.com/nickciarelli/status/1201937857780187136

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      That dance is actually classified by the FDA as an over the shelf birth control solution.

    2. Rhywun

      Dear God why did I watch that

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Not my proudest fap, but I got through it.

        1. Gadfly

          I don’t even want to know what your most shameful one would be.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            Or his proudest one, for that matter.

        2. Bobarian LMD

          Closed your eyes and thought of England?

          1. Count Potato

            I’ll be in me bunk.

    3. Hyperion

      What even in the fuck? I can’t even…

    4. Fourscore

      Was that “Hold Your Nose and Vote for Bloomie” dance.?

  27. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Huckabee is wearing his pants too tight again and choking off the blood supply to his brain, which is firmly lodged in his ass.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      SHUT THE FUCK UP, LIBTARD!

      1. Again, HM’s expression of approval.

        Or climax.

        Huckabee turns you on, too?

        1. Jarflax

          It would be nice if there was anon-retarded christian conservative out there.

          1. I have things to say about that, but they are not kind, so I will not.

          2. Jarflax

            Say them. It is ridiculous that only the worst represent Christianity

          3. I had a big long thing typed out, but realized that Christians are no more or less retarded than any other largely authoritarian/tyrannical ideology.

            It boils down to this: Human nature is such that we want to control others’ behavior to conform to our idea of what is “right” or for our own personal advantage.

            Christians are just as authoritarian and tyrannical as progressives, and they believe they are just as righteous and justified.

            Both have warboners when it suits their needs. Both are copsuckers when it suits their needs.

            MOST people are not comfortable with other people doing things they don’t approve of and therefore want laws to make those other people stop doing those things.

            Progressives have their screaming harpies. Christians have theirs. Screaming harpies become the face of any large population.

            So after some thought, I really don’t have anything more awful to say about Christian conservatives than I do about progressive socialists. I’m just more bitter about Christian conservatives because I have been part of that population and I expected better, and got bitter when my expectations were not met.

          4. Well. I guess that was a replacement big thing I typed out.

          5. Jarflax

            Clive Staples Lewis is a better face for Christendom than Mike Huckabee.

          6. Urthona

            Nope. Christians aren’t as authoritarian or tyrannical as progressives. Nobody is in fact.

          7. Dignity, logic, and intelligence don’t make anybody the face of anything if they don’t have a microphone or a pulpit.

          8. Christians aren’t as authoritarian or tyrannical as progressives

            They are.

            They just do not have the wherewithal to enforce the laws they would put into place.

            If they had the power of pop culture the way the left does, they would use it as a bludgeon the way the left does.

          9. Urthona

            Nearly 70% of Americans are Christian — the lowest number in history — yet atheists, Jews, and Muslims still seem perfectly free to me.

            They are some seriously lousy authoritarians.

          10. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I’m with Urthona on this one.

            Christians had the power of pop culture and almost 100% control for a long time, yet somehow the USA didn’t turn out like the CCCP/Khmer Rouge/Nazi Germany/Great Leap Forward.

            Give the progressives total control and I doubt we will fare as well.

            That is not an exoneration of everything the Christians allowed on their watch, just a comparison of the two.

          11. Jarflax

            I’ll take that a step further and point out that all the libertarian/leftist ranting about the evil Christfags boils down to “They didn’t approve of me, and on occasion did bad things to a gay guy”. (let me be clear, I am NOT excusing the Christian inspired laws against and punishment of homosexuality, this is probably the one thing that keeps me from becoming a Christian, and I sincerely think it is an evil perpetrated in the name of God). The Inquisition, which was probably the height of Christian oppression, killed fewer people in its century than the socialist religions killed in a day.

          12. Urthona

            Hey I’m not Christian and don’t think they’re perfect. I’m just saying it’s easy to say everyone’s the same. Everyone’s not the same. Christianity dominated most of our country’s history and we are still one of the freest places on Earth.

          13. I will concede that Christianity is not as authoritarian as the left, since the left’s end point is true evil and Christianity only had spots of true evil here and there throughout history.

            I was thinking more in the short term and things my protestant friends have said to me in the heat of an argument about what people should and should not be allowed to do, which has been pretty horrifying.

          14. I have things to say about that, but they are not kind, so I will not.

            I’ll say my portion… Your average Christian these days has the theological maturity of a 12 year old… And it’s that way by design.

            When your worldview is dumbed down to a 7th grade level, it has downstream effects on your politics, among other things.

            That said, I don’t see this as unique to Christianity, but it’s particularly disappointing given the intellectual history of the faith.

          15. given the intellectual history of the faith

            Well…I don’t know. The intellectuals kept the people from being able to read so they could keep them in the dark and tell them how to think. It really never got enough better than that to say there was a theologically literate Christian populace.

            I can’t say I’ve ever really met an average Mormon or Baptist who really delved into theology and lived it. Party lines are so easy to memorize and rules are easy to follow. Now, that’s not all bad. People are busy surviving. Often, theology and life in the trenches don’t seem to connect at all.

            I’ve met theologians professional and amateur, but relatively rarely. I do end up formatting ebooks for amateur theologians and they are interesting. An episcopal theology seminary is a client of mine and I read their stuff and it resonates.

            Generally speaking, though, those people are few and far between.

            So in my mind,

            dumbed down to a 7th grade level, it has downstream effects on your politics, among other things

            has been going on for, well, centuries.

          16. Scruffy Nerfherder

            All I know is that Joel Osteen said I was going to be rich,

          17. Also, weren’t you working on a post about the state of the modern church?

          18. Jarflax

            I can’t say I’ve ever really met an average Mormon or Baptist who really delved into theology and lived it.

            Baptists tend to be the anti-intellectual sect of Protestantism, and their Calvinist roots make them prone to a somewhat rigid world view. As for Mormons, good people, not a very intellectually robust theology.

          19. BakedPenguin

            It really never got enough better than that to say there was a theologically literate Christian populace.

          20. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I grew up Baptist.

            It was intellectually stifling at best.

          21. BakedPenguin

            Crap. Don’t know what happened there.

            You wouldn’t consider the US during/after The Great Awakening a theologically literate society?

          22. Re Mormonism not being a very intellectually robust theology…

            It is no more or less ridiculous than a generic Christian sky daddy who grants wishes if you’re good.

            No more or less ridiculous than transubstantiation.

            No more or less ridiculous than any belief in a place of eternal torment for the sin of being born in the wrong place or wrong time.

            What I like about Mormonism (note the phrasing) is that it’s proactive, not reactive. You are born saved, so asking Jesus into your heart as your personal savior is not necessary.

            What you are working toward is becoming a god, not working to keep yourself out of a place of eternal torment OR to collect jewels in your crown and a chichi zip code in heaven. I no more want to spend eternity singing praises to God than I do in a burning lake of fire.

            Gimme something to do, man.

          23. You wouldn’t consider the US during/after The Great Awakening a theologically literate society?

            I would, but that is a very tiny blip of time and it was not sustainable.

            Is the US form of government as it was envisioned sustainable? No. It was a good 250 years while it lasted.

            Humans gonna human.

          24. Also, weren’t you working on a post about the state of the modern church?

            Yup. I should do that.

            Work has been nuts since September. Hopefully I can find the time over the next couple weeks.

            The intellectuals kept the people from being able to read so they could keep them in the dark and tell them how to think.

            I don’t think it was nearly that conspiratorial or universal. Universal literacy wasn’t even a concept until hundreds of years later. It’s really dicey to attribute broad malice to something (broad illiteracy) that was not only the norm, but the nearly exclusive reality until 150 years ago.

          25. Jarflax

            😉 I can’t decide if I want tonight to be my Mormonism fight night, because I am drinking and I like all the Mormons here. I’ll say this, whatever Mormonism is or isn’t, it is not Christian.
            I believe in one God,

            the Father almighty,

            maker of heaven and earth,

            of all things visible and invisible.

            I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,

            the Only Begotten Son of God,

            born of the Father before all ages.

            God from God, Light from Light,

            true God from true God,

            begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father;

            through him all things were made.

            For us men and for our salvation

            he came down from heaven,

            and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,

            and became man.

            For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate,

            he suffered death and was buried,

            and rose again on the third day

            in accordance with the Scriptures.

            He ascended into heaven

            and is seated at the right hand of the Father.

            He will come again in glory

            to judge the living and the dead

            and his kingdom will have no end.

            I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,

            who proceeds from the Father and the Son,.

            who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,

            who has spoken through the prophets.

            I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.

            I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sins

            and I look forward to the resurrection of the dead

            and the life of the world to come. Amen.

          26. Spudalicious

            “Humans gonna human.”

            That’s why I consider faith and religion to be two separate things.

          27. I’ll say this, whatever Mormonism is or isn’t, it is not Christian.

            That’s nice and all, but you don’t get to decide that.

          28. Jarflax

            No the Council of Nicea did, hence the creed I copied. You cannot claim to be a Christian and deny the special divinity of Christ. It is the defining element of Christianity. This does not make your faith untrue, or invalid, it just means that it’s claim to being a Christian faith is denied by all other Christian faiths and the creed they universally accept.

          29. Jarflax

            I’m going to drop this because I am being a jerk. It is not my place to question anyone’s beliefs when I do not know what my own are. Forgive me please. I am drunk and being foolish.

          30. deny the special divinity of Christ

            See, I’m not sure where Christianity ever got the idea that we deny Christ’s divinity.

            Christ is the son of God and died on the cross for our sins and will come again, bind Satan, and judge us all in the last days.

            Which part of that denies Christ’s divinity?

          31. . I’ll say this, whatever Mormonism is or isn’t, it is not Christian.

            My old pastor said “unimpeachably nice, but theologically shipwrecked”

            It’s hard to draw a line in the sand on Christian versus not, because eventually you get to people doing the float test on other sects and yelling “how’s your baptism going now?” as they drown.

            That said, if you can’t define something, it tends to drift. (we’re living this right now, Eh?)

            Trinitarianism is a pretty dang bright line test. Unitarianism suffers from issues.

            If it is assumed there is no divinity in Christ, then the entirety of the new testament is nothing more than another set of books of prophets… prophets with a really screwed up theology. Screwed up enough that their inclusion in canon makes no sense. It’d be like including David Koresh’s memoirs in the Bible and glossing over the fact that he proclaimed himself the second coming of Jesus. Jesus doesn’t just proclaim that he is divine. Jesus proclaims that he is Yahweh. That’s either nutter butter crazy (and he should probably be ignored) , or fatal to Unitarianism.

            If it is assumed there is divinity in Christ, then there’s a lot of glossing over to do when Jesus prays to God the Father, expresses reluctance, and proclaims the arrival of the Holy Spirit. There’s a whole lot of talk of “Our Father” that is some really weird metaphorical object lesson or an admission of polytheism. There are serious problems with both interpretations.

          32. I don’t think you’re being a jerk and I am not upset. You aren’t saying anything new or that I haven’t heard since I was 9. I simply don’t understand why this is an issue when we don’t, in fact, deny the divinity of Christ.

            What we DO deny is that God the father, God the son, and God the holy spirit are one entity.

            We are not Trinitarians.

          33. Jarflax

            The special part, meaning unique, is where the disagreement lies. But like I said I’m dropping it, my quest for enlightenment should not involve questioning yours. I apologize again.

          34. Also. You might be drunk, but I have eaten way too many fruit Tootsie rolls and am miserable.

          35. Jarflax

            Fruit tootsie rolls? Fruit tootsie rolls! How DARE you! You have cost me my childhood! I should be on the other side of the ocean. I should be in school! Seriously, you can believe in Joseph Smith, you can deny the trinity, you can insist on mortal promotability to Godhood, but for all that is holy, please, tootsie rolls are brown and taste vaguely of chocolate!

          36. Fruit Tootsie Rolls are the new doctrine, the doctrine of love and inclusion, the doctrine of life and joy.

          37. Jarflax

            Fruit tootsie rolls are gnostic candy! They are only candy as long as you believe in them. They are dualist candy. They are both a treat and a torment at the same time.

          38. Old Man With Candy

            I don’t believe any of that shit, but the single finest human being I know is a religious Christian. And he not only doesn’t want to run your life, he writes some great stuff for this website.

          39. Jarflax

            But what does Swissy think of fruit tootsie rolls?

          40. Hyperion

            I’m not religious. I consider myself agnostic. Just don’t have the energy tonight to go more into it.

          41. I too find myself falling asleep in my chair here.

      2. Hyperion

        Glibtards, you’re all Glibtards. I mean except for me, I’m the only one who beat out Rand Paul in the libertarian purity test.

        1. MikeS

          Except you run out of beer every weekend so you are disqualified.

          1. Sean

            I dunno…someone that bad at logistics is prime for government work.

          2. Lackadaisical

            He runs out of Heineken, not beer.

          3. MikeS

            Ah yes. Very good point.

        2. Spudalicious

          I’d rather be a Glibtard that just a tard. 😛

          1. Fourscore

            I am what I am

          2. MikeS

            Hmmm…I didn’t see any spinach in the family plot.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Feel safer, yet?

    No airbags.

    No problem.

    1. Bob the Builder

      Kia airbags no problem!
      Kia airbags nice and soft,
      Kia best airbags!
      Kia loves Trump!

      1. Heroic Mulatto
        1. Bob the Builder

          Not me! 2007

        1. Spudalicious

          Damn. Those look like they still have the new car smell.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Kia = KIA

    2. Hyperion

      There aren’t any airbags on planes. In case there’s going to be a crash, you just put your tray table up, pray to the invisible sky gods, and kiss your ass goodbye. Why doesn’t the government care when 345 people are going to die in a mass accident? They’re willing to take away our guns, but don’t care if we die in a plane crash?

  29. Bob the Builder

    My keys are being overnighted, I’m emptying my van tomorrow, stay at the motel Saturday night, then Home!!!!

    1. What are things a serial killer would say, although maybe not in that order?

      1. Bob the Builder

        Lol, that was good, can I borrow a shovel?

    2. BakedPenguin

      Congrats, Yusef.

      And sorry to hear, JB.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    And the portions are so small!2

    Prominent American Jewish organizations have criticised comments made by Donald Trump in a speech to the Israeli American Council.

    Trump told the audience at the event in Florida on Saturday they had “no choice” but to vote for him.

    “You have to vote for me, you have no choice. You’re not going to vote for Pocahontas, I can tell you that,” Trump said, using his derogatory nickname for Massachusetts senator Elizabeth Warren, one of the frontrunners for the Democratic presidential nomination.

    “Even if you don’t like me … you’re going to be my biggest supporters because you’re going to be out of business in about 15 minutes if [the Democrats] get it.”

    ——-

    Multiple Jewish organizations released statements criticizing Trump for reinforcing antisemitic stereotypes that Jews are solely motivated by money and owe or demonstrate loyalty to Israel.

    Halie Soifer, executive director of Jewish Democratic Council of America, said in a statement the remarks were an “unconscionable repeating of negative stereotypes that have been used historically to target Jews”.

    Soifer reiterated the council’s stance that Trump is “the biggest threat to American Jews” because of his rhetoric that has “emboldened the rise of white nationalism in America, which has directly led to increased hatred and violence targeting Jews”.

    The American Jewish Committee said it appreciated the president’s support for Israel, “but surely there must be a better way to appeal to American Jewish voters … than by [using] money references that feed age-old and ugly stereotypes.”

    Oy, vey.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      He also told the audience, to some laughter and cheers: “A lot of you are in the real estate business because I know you very well. You’re brutal killers, not nice people at all.”

      A shanda!

    2. leon

      Soifer reiterated the council’s stance that Trump is “the biggest threat to American Jews” because of his rhetoric that has “emboldened the rise of white nationalism in America, which has directly led to increased hatred and violence targeting Jews”.

      Yes, i mean thats why when he left he locked the doors and had the building burned down.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    A Minnesota woman is suing a former local pharmacist and CVS for allegedly refusing to fill her prescription for a morning-after pill.

    Andrea Anderson filed the suit on Monday in Aitkin County District Court claiming she was denied the drug ella because of a pharmacist’s beliefs and was then lied to and misled when she tried to get the medication at another location.

    ——-

    blah blah blah stupid bullshit pointless runaround

    Prescription obtained. Pregnancy averted.

    ——-

    Her attorney Jess Braverman, legal director of Gender Justice, a Minnesota-based nonprofit, said in a statement that the Thrifty White pharmacist denied Anderson her prescribed medication because of “his own personal beliefs about emergency contraception – which he decided are more important than our client’s health, and more important than her own right to decide if and when she gets pregnant.”

    Obviously a federal case.

    1. I don’t get it. Plan B is available without a prescription. Granted, you have to ask the pharmacist to get it off the shelf behind the counter (the way you do Bronkaid, FFS), but it doesn’t require a prescription.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Oops

    link

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Also-

    Her attorney Jess Braverman, legal director of Gender Justice, a Minnesota-based nonprofit

    So- like patent trolling, only for gender butthurt? Sounds like a true American hero.

    1. leon

      Everyone knows that if you can’t get what you want from any store, then you have been discriminated against.

      1. Rhywun

        I can’t get bacon at the Halal supermarket across the street. I wonder if Gender Justice can help me with that.

        1. grrizzly

          What? They don’t have beef bacon on sale?

          1. Rhywun

            ^wiseacre

          2. grrizzly

            They should learn from Israelis.

          3. Spudalicious

            That’s not bacon. Bacon comes from pigs, and bacon is good.

          4. Sean

            Turkey “bacon” is a violation of the NAP.

          5. Spudalicious

            Fakin’ Bacon is even worse.

          6. Jarflax

            Duck bacon is actually quite tasty. All other fake bacons are nasty.

  34. Hyperion

    Surprise!

    “The British electorate delivered another surprise on Thursday”

    Yeah, it seems that everything is a surprise these days if you only get your news from the MSM.

    1. BakedPenguin
  35. Shirley Knott

    Baked Penguin — your response to mine in #19 is so perfect in so many ways. Thank you, and I bow to a true master.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Thank you, Shirley, it wouldn’t have been possible without your great setup.

  36. Jarflax

    I’d like to try another Glib Diplomacy game. Anyone else interested?

    1. Did you guys finish the JV game already? The ‘real one’ is never going to end as far as a can tell. I’m starting to think its just a modern day snipe hunt where you get people to commit to a game and then see how long you can keep them on the hook. Drag it out, postponements, hosting problems, etc..

      1. Jarflax

        We agreed to a draw.

        1. MikeS

          Some of us under duress.

      2. MikeS

        Wait, which game was the JV game?

    2. MikeS

      Yes.

  37. Shirley Knott

    There’s a very high level of different kinds of wit here. It’s part of the charm 😉
    And so, inspires.

    1. Jarflax

      Well it is about half and half.

      1. Shirley Knott

        Oh, it’s at least light cream 😉

    2. Shirley Knott

      Whoopsie, reply to BP in #40. sigh

  38. Sorry about the delay, the Great Glibs Debate Series rolls on!

    https://imgur.com/a/wPSL1X7

    After a crazy couple of work weeks, new topics coming soon.

    1. I got five bucks on Ozy.

      1. leon

        Who’s your bookie? I’d like to place a similar bet.

        1. You’ll be banned from the hall of fame.

          1. leon

            You’re saying I have a chance….

          2. Jarflax

            What the hell? You had a whole line of trash to talk when it was us matched up!

          3. leon

            Ermm cause I respect you.

    2. How did Jarflax get a bye?

      1. White privilege?

        1. AlmightyJB

          That’s fair.

          1. Jarflax

            You don’t know that! Oh wait, crap I used my real name so maybe you do. Yeah I am white. I admit it. Commence the stoning.

      2. Jarflax

        I was supposed to debate Leon in round one, then Larry Joe jumped in and Q rebracketed and somehow we ended up with byes. Or alternatively my daily commenting earned me a bye. Take your pick.

        1. Spudalicious

          That’s some fertile ground, right there.

        2. leon

          I had my trash talk but then things got changed

  39. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I hate Origin, lousy damned software

    1. leon

      EA. What do you expect?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Not having to reinstall a 50GB game because a 50MB update corrupted everything?

    2. Hyperion

      I have their Origin Access thing. Haven’t been there for a while to see if there’s any new games I want to play. DA is still a great game series, one day I have to finish the 3rd one.

  40. Hyperion

    Anyone else notice that Matt Drudge has a worse case of TDS than almost anyone on the left? It’s worse than CNN now. You go there and it’s just a red text wall of links about impeachment. Poor, Matt, he’s never gotten over his man crush on Mittens. I can’t even stand to go there anymore, it’s worse than CNN and MSNBC all rolled into one giant clusterfuck.

    1. It’s not Matt anymore.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        It’s pretty cool how that guy has been able to maintain so much anonymity for so long. I never read Drudge Report regularly, but wasn’t he an early Trump booster?

        1. Spudalicious

          Until Booty-gag started running.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Really? He likes Mayor Pete? That’s fucking weird

          2. Spudalicious

            Just a guess but I think sexual orientation is playing a part here.

        2. That was my take, although I only glance over his site quickly (same for most news sites truthfully) He seems to have had a conservative bent but mostly he just re-posted whatever the news of the day was. Years ago I found it amusing when leftist would say “Fuck Drudge” because the site was just one big list of links. That the right is now doing it probably shows that he (or whomever) is doing something right.

          1. Hyperion

            It was always a news aggregate site. I always found it amusing how the left frothed at the mouth over Drudge’s ‘news site’.

          2. Rhywun

            Not really. There’s still a bias evident in the stories he chooses and the words he uses to present them.

            I don’t visit much it’s always been “known” to lean right.

          3. Hyperion

            Used to lean right. I still wouldn’t consider biased text links to other news sources to actually be a news site. It is, was, a news aggregate site. I can’t remember even one time when Drudge linked to their own news story.

          4. Rhywun

            Sorry, I was being sloppy. Yes, it’s a news-aggregator. I was trying to say that the left had a good reason (in their view) to froth at the mouth because it was long known to have a right-ish bias.

        3. Hyperion

          “but wasn’t he an early Trump booster?”

          No, he’s been gargling Mitten cock for as long as I can remember. He hates Trump, always has, he’s an establishment guy all the way.

      2. leon

        And Epstein killed himself

      3. Hyperion

        He must have sold to HuffPo from the looks of it.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Doesn’t bode well for the future.

      The Millenial generation is going to be more authoritarian than the Boomers by a long shot.

      1. Sean

        Meh, those pussies don’t have enough guns. Worse yet, we can take half of them down with microagressions.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Just not using their pronouns should give them seizures.

          1. Hyperion

            I say we all just get pea shooters and spit ball them about the ears. That should win the war, not just the battle. We need a volunteer to film it.

      2. AlmightyJB

        If they had any self-respect, they would be embarressed to behave so shamelessly. You want to know why you lost? Look in the mirror.

        1. Hyperion

          Like I said, any admission that their ideology might be wrong is just unfathomable to them. It’s like a devout religious person admitting that their god does not exist.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            They’ll be saying “if only Stalin knew” to their mass grave.

    2. Hyperion

      They want a dictatorship. I mean, as long as it’s their dictator running things.

  41. Hyperion

    My brain is completely fucking fried. Yeah, I know, go ahead. Anyway, it’s not a great feeling. I did 8 straight 15+ hour days and then this morning, I just could not make sense out of anything, any longer. I was just staring at code and it looked like some sort of hieroglyphics or something, completely unintelligible. I’ll be sleeping late tomorrow for sure. Not 20 something any more, but I remember even back then, I’d just get too tired and go into the same mode. Difference is that back then it would consist of partying all night and going into work having never slept for days in a row.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Yeah, that’s too many hours to be doing that kind of work. Your brain needs a break.

      1. Hyperion

        Yeah, I found myself incapable of doing even the simplest things this morning. One of the first things I did was to apply a patch in staging that I had done in dev the night before. Then I was testing and and getting completely frustrated, how the fuck can this not be working? Then I suddenly realized that I had copied the patch to stage but did not actually apply it. Jeebus fucking Crikey, that was it, I just gave up.

    2. Spudalicious

      Sounds like this is a good weekend to zone out and do nothing.

      1. Hyperion

        That’s the plan.

    3. MikeS

      Brain needs a rest, man. Have some beers and just stare out the window or something.

  42. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    For anyone interested, if you donate $50 or more to the Libertarian Institute you get a direct email from Scott Horton (probably automated, but I like to believe that Scott emailed me directly) asking you if you want a signed copy of “Fool’s Errand” or “The Great Ron Paul” book of essays mailed to you. So you got that going for you

    1. Hyperion

      What’s the Libertarian Institute? Do they have naked dancing fat guys?

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        A site run by Scott Horton and everyone’s favorite former Reason writer- Sheldon Richman. They got other writers, too and different podcasts

        1. Hyperion

          Do you have a link, or am I just the only person around that doesn’t already know about it?

          1. Hyperion

            That would require typing shit into a search engine. I’m tired, dude.

          2. MikeS

            I know, that’s why I did it for you! 🙂

    2. Sean

      Shouldn’t I donate that money to a stripper named Charity instead?

      1. AlmightyJB

        You should use it to buy coke that you share with Charity.

    1. Jarflax

      Did drugs fall out of her ass?

    2. leon

      That’s totally misogyny cause he clearly made that girl wear that shirt.

    3. That second conversation…

    4. Hyperion

      She definitely will be when she actually gets socialism, just to be able to eat. Ask Venezuelans how that works.

  43. Sean

    IMPEACHMENT.

    Fuck every single one of those Democrats and every media establishment gleefully reporting it.

    1. Hyperion

      They’re actually busy fucking themselves, so don’t waste energy on it.

  44. Hyperion

    Yes, please, just let this happen. Just take my money already!

    Gothic Remake