A question was posed to the editing staff here at Glibertarians.com. Unfortunately it resulted in a few, um …heated discussions and disagreements as to the possible answers. Things escalated.
First something aggravated the Old Man
Which got Brett upset.
Then somebody threatened to call the cops
…so we decided we were going to simply ask you. Yes YOU, the garden variety Glibertarian to settle the disagreement.
It got out of hand. The problem is we only seem to be able to obtain data from the commenters. So we took it upon ourselves to create a short survey. This is our first attempt to create a poll of millennials Glibertarians. Unlike previous polls this one is an attempt to allow for greater participation: from people that read but don’t comment. No offense to the commenters here, but we have a sneaking suspicion there are others watching and thought it might be possible the quiet part of the audience might have something to say.
At the below link, is a short survey of 10 questions. Why 10 and not 20? Your time is valuable and quite frankly the good guys at Survey Monkey will only give me ten questions for free. This should take about a 2 minutes to complete. We will not indulge upon the one question we were fighting about, however in one week’s time we — let’s be real — I will compile the results and allow you to view it for yourselves. By view, I mean I will give you screenshots and percentages…..
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506 responses to “Glibertarian Survey”
but we have a sneaking suspicion there are others watching
Light’s the TedS signal.
Needs more apostrophes.
Like this?
Should have seen that coming, but I didn’t. Wonderful.
I never heard that before. That was good.
Gotta love Zappa, If you only know him form his ‘Strictly Commercial’ stuff, do yourself a favor and check out Hot Rats or Zoot Allures. you’ll dig it , it’s a way of life.
I like him best when he doesn’t open his mouth. One of my favorite albums is Burnt Weeny Sandwich after I deleted tracks 1 and 9.
Meh, I like the subdued talk/sing stuff like on “The Torture Never Stops” but get your point on songs like “Dancin’ fool” etc..
Too bad the master for Sleep Dirt got damaged.
I’m sleep deprived so this is probably a stupid question. Do you only want lurkers to a answer the poll questions?
You are free to take this as many times, or as few as you desire.
Oh! Just like MLB All-Star voting!
*furiously types “Killebrew” over and over again*
1 Got a 100! Somethings never change. First liar and all the benefits that come with that
I’m sure there are lurkers/lurkees. I think we all know some that come occasionally to look/laugh/cry and don’t know when or how much time they spend, as some may have jobs, etc.
Does this survey have safeguards against possible COLLUSION?
No.
Prepare for the hordes of Russian Bots.
My crop isn’t ready for harvest yet.
Now there is a euphemism if I ever heard one.
Pretty sure I just voted for Pat Buchanan
I had a Pat Buchanan “Right from the Beginning” button that I wore back in ’91
He’s a cult hero smoung some of the air right. They agree with your button. I’ve always half agreed with the guy.
I admire him for his consistent “Don’t involve yourself in stupid wars” stance.
When he and Kinsley would go at it on Crossfire, they were great.
He’s quite the presidential historian. His demographic sky is falling gets old quick though.
Old but unfortunately correct.
So TPTB expect us to enact their labor?
You’ve seen them begging for contributors no?
What a bunch of shitlords.
Are you not on the Editorial Team?
I am? Nobody told me I had a title. And where the hell is my stapler?
Break 100 you get a gift.
I got a Glibertarians branded thong.
Hopefully sans sequins? I hate tacky underwear.
Pics or GTFO.
Says the guy who 8*constantly* abuses his editorial privileges to edit his typos…and Gillmore-ings.
Tisk!
Tisk!
*psst*
Hey, bud, you wanna…you know, get rid of that”8″ for me? Thanks.
Sorry, champ. They know better than to give me edit privileges outside of just my posts.
Done. What do I win?
A supply of Lee press-on nails.
I was hoping for something from Dicker & Dicker of Beverley Hills.
I…..umm….yeah.
Those plastic things at the end of your shoelaces. You win a lifetime supply of those.
Aglets.
Thanks, UCS.
Wish I knew how to google. *Kicks small, hard object on ground*
Knew it, blame Rich Hall and NNTN.
Sniglet, please.
Point Blimfark, FTW!
I learned that on Phineas and Ferb!
That made me think of Phileas Fogg from Around the World in 80 Days, which made me think of Willy Fog
OK, now you’re really reaching into that bag of tricks thing…Was that a PBS show?
Also, would like to see more of CWA, now.
I dunno where it aired, we had that first episode on Beta.
More CWA you say? Where The Hell Is Neenah?! (It’s south of Appleton)
LARRY Appleton?
Huh, I always thought he was the same guy that was in House II. My world has been shattered.
Hold on: YOU confused Mark Lynn-Baker with Arye Gross? Now MY world has been shattered!
I know, I’m ashamed I misrememberd things from 30yrs ago. Now if only I could remember where I left my keys…
Well, if you were that multi-felon gut you brought up….
Are you saying I should shoot my balls and see if my keys fall out of my ass!?
Brilliant!
So, you’re saying you haven’t yet?
Seems like something you can only try twice. I’ll save it for a more dire situation.
Twice? I think this is the very reason that Neuticles were invented.
No? Well, someone’s gonna have to address that.
Fuck that, if I’m getting implants they’ll be golden eggs, just so I won’t be lying when I talk about my huevos.
That’s a power move, my friend
It’s totally…
::puts on sunglasses::
Baller.
Yyyyeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Rob Zombie had a good story about guest directing CSI:Miami and how David Caruso had stipulations about he exited a car for the show. It’s funny, but I don’t remember where I saw it.
I think I saw him on Red Eye back in the day, maybe talking about that, because it sounds familiar. Apparently, Malcolm McDowell is/was quite fond of working with Rob.
A brand new penny! Maybe.
The satisfaction of contributing to the scientific field of Gliberology.
That sounds like a butt thing. Is it a butt thing?
SECRET BUTT STUFF.
Ummm … I don’t do but stuff, well, maybe if she’s drunk … (no cosmo)
Makes me think this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4
A date with a self-taught FOREST RANGER (hee, hee you will be so surprised to find out who the mystery bachelor is)
A 50 cent puppy
What do I win?
A case of Turtle Wax.
OPTION OF STEVE’S CHOICE
Being able to select multiple choices on the last question would have been good. I’ve got plenty of dead relatives that can vote for all of them.
Took my gf out for her birthday dinner. She pointed out that our waitress sounded like she was straight out of the South Park episode of “raisins”.
She was right. Damn. ?
Hopefully she didn’t look the part.
Short, but perky.
Just like my di…..strict representative.
?
If you can answer all 10 questions on this quiz your IQ is over 150!
SurveyMonkey informs me no fewer than 6 skipped a question #8…
“If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice”
I will choose free pills.
LOL
I’m disappointed that Wannafud wasn’t an option for that question.
I was disappointed that FOADI wasn’t an option
Now I have to take it again to find out what Q8 was and, of course, skip it.
It was the one about sexual positions allowed in churches.
I can’t decide, “Nail Mary” or “Cum All Ye Faithful” joke?
Here is the church. Here is the steeple. There goes my finger inside your…
…peephole?
Awww, off by a “p”
It’s church, trashy. Show some respect.
Uterus?
Missed it by that much…
I put “do whatever you want, as long as you say some hail Mary’s before you die.”
All done.
Thank you
Leo Moracchioli should have been an option on many of those questions. Just saying…
Please feel free to create your own survey, with black jack and hookers as other potential alternatives.
Meh. I ain’t that motivated.
How do we see the survey results?
Errr.nm. I’ve been drinking.
Good answer….
It’s like…read the article, cowboy.
I would double down on this, regardless of what the dealer’s showing.
Theory:
The ratio of the votes received by two particular candidates will match the ratio of androphiles/gynophiles among the respondents.
That sounds sexist, you sexist nazi!
I’m not testing for that
Are you testing for Hep C?
Don’t ask questions you already know the answer to.
You could be in the control group.
Those are the guys who answered no to question 1.
Your saying the cuntpunters will vote for Lizzie Warren and the dickticklers will vote for Bernie sanders?
I meant for the LP/3rd party candidate.
And I’m not going to say which ones until the poll is closed.
Besides, what kind of gynophile would vote for Warren over Gabbard or Harris?
A super-annuated dyke with a schoolmarm fetish?
Don’t talk about Lizzie that way!
I don’t recall it asking who you would VOTE for, just who you would PREFER to win the nomination or if you would ENTERTAIN the idea. Shit, I just ENTERTAINED the idea that I might be retarded because yellow is obviously the best flavor of crayon.
Burnt Umber or GTFO!
Poor Ted…you guys torment him a bit too much.
✊ Be strong TedS.
hail Mary’s what, exactly ?
Ahem. Please get your terminology correct. “Cuntpunters” has been superseded by “Clitflickers”.
Title 9 Clitflickers.
So, carpet muncher is passe, now?
How about lickalotapus?
You’ve licked a lot of pus? I, for one, am a little grossed out.
Give or take an “S”
Todger Dodger?
I took it. It said my porn name should be Johnny Loadz.
OT: Everyone’s favorite game, Worst Cover Song Wednesday, is back! This is where we, the intrepid listeners, post our favorite, or most hated, cover songs to share with the gang.
As is tradition I shall go first: Jesse J’s cover of the James Brown hit, I feel Good, proving that once again white bitches can ruin anything
Second on our list is this version of Toto’s Africa from whatever the fuck from country that should be owned by the Russians. Also, again falls into the white people ruin everything category.
They’re Slovenian? I didn’t know non-Iowans could be that lame.
Have some Slovenians that suck way less.
Here is an awesome Slovene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9BwF1653uk
That’s what’s going to happen after the coming WalMart – Whole Foods conflict if you people don’t get your shit together.
You rook wondafuru tonight.
OMG
OMG
Superior:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHLbaOLWjpc
I don’t like Mondays.
A Foreigner video without hot dancers isn’t much of a video.
That sentence should be your tagline here, Chafed.
Well if I ever need a bio…
Something to be read in court, you mean.
There was a time when people thought this was a good idea.
Never forget.
That was truly horrible.
This cover version is only slightly gay.
Fucking whitey! Huey Newton was on to something…
Macy Gray’s Walk This Way, proving that the coloreds can ruin things, too.
We are all about equality on Bad Cover Wednesday!
The good part is every click allows Steven Tyler to make another alimony payment.
8th on our list, Benedict Armold (get it? because of her dyke arms? fucking hilarious)
To round out the top ten, it’s this wanker rubbish.
How could this be skipped?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8tdmaEhMHE
It is a classic on so many levels.
Do I need to post the “Baby I Love Your Way/Free Bird” medley again?
No.
“Will To Power” was the very first thing I thought of.
Bravissimo, I’ll give these a listen once it’s breaktime.
I am very proud of myself for not clicking on a single one of those links.
#metoo
Quitter.
As is also tradition, we post a sexy cover that proves that whites are superior to all other races.
Nothing wrong with Post Modern Jukebox. Sometimes they eff it up, but 9/10, pretty damn good.
Another grifter stealing from a true Minnesoda Great
Another poseur stealing from our Great One
For Tundra
I clicked on it because the rules clearly specific the songs were for the entire gang. Learn to play with others, PoJi.
Also that would be a winner but I have a feeling a small quantity of alcohol was consumed before recording.
Learn to play with others
I thought this was a libertarian site!
Best Pontiff ever!
Thanks and greetings from lovely Alberta! All You People who mock the Canucks are wrong.
Vacation in Canada. Seriously. Go to Calgary, rent a car, go to Banff and climb things.
Do it.
That was better than the original.
I found this to be transformative.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EHbJK63CSY
This is a great cover group, and easy on the eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd2Zzbi90vo
OK, at least that was somewhat different from the original, so you could – if so inclined – claim there’s some artistic merit.
Not like this.
Is this one of those “anonymous” surveys where you’re unemployed a week later after being critical about your employer?
Yes
Regarding Google, I really think that they are going to be able to control who becomes president in 2024 by manipulating search results. I think that they will try and fail in 2020 because everybody’s mind is already made up about Trump and he’s a shoo-in to beat any of the meatheads the Dems are putting up. 2024 is going to be wide open, and we will get our first Google President. D or R will be irrelevant.
We are now living through the last gasps of the Republic. I think that we are slowly going to transition to some form of crypto-anarchy or crypto-fascism. Probably a little bit of both. I think the corporate masters will seek total control within the spheres they care about and then let the plebs gambol as they please outside of those spheres. Regardless, there will be ubiquitous surveillance to monitor everyone, mostly in the cities. They probably won’t care much about flyover country so that might be a refuge for those who don’t want to play the game of the corps.
I really don’t know if this will be better or worse than what we have now.
*buys some more 7N6*
I stopped at 10K
I regret not stockpiling Chinese steel core 7.62. That was some good AP
I’m unconvinced.
2024 will be Ivanka’s to lose.
I’m not sure if that will be the case. Google may try their shenanigans, but there’s a bunch of alternatives out there for all sorts of Google services. IMO, it really depends on if the parties learn from what possibly be a clusterfuck in 2020. Also, I’m more concerned about more carpetbaggers coming from the Northeast to the South and redoing the cycle of making their homes high tax nightmares.
Comparing to Rome, we went through the kingdom, then The Republic, and now The Empire. My date for the end of the republic is 1913: the Federal Reserve, income tax, and direct election of senators.
Empires last 10 generations. Rome kind of doubled up. Their Republic lasted 10, then the Empire lasted 10. I think we’re done in a few years. Nothing left to hold this place together. No common ancestory, history, culture, values, or beliefs.
Let’s say we end at the Yuan, as the rulers were Mongolians, then the Chinese Empire lasted from 221 BC to 1271 AD. That’s a hell of a lot more than 10 generations.
Yeah, but what about White empires?
It’s a fair cop.
Curtis Lemansky?
I thought they were all crooks?
But he was nice sometimes.
fixed.
Why do people keep asking me if I’m retarded?
Is she hot?
You keep petting animals to death?
Tell me about the rabbits again, Crusty.
Do you want cake?
Yes, plees.
Your head is too large and your eyes are too small and only 1/4″ apart?
Since both of his eyes are to the left of his nose, I think it would be even weirder if they were further apart.
I thought that question was just for me.
Well because you already tarded once. Everyone knows it is easy to backslide and re-tard once you break your cherry
*Thunderous applause*
Rick:
Cute. Your sister’s boss gave me a microscope that would have made me retarded.
Morty:
Ooo, oh boy Rick, I-I don’t think you’re allowed to say that word. Ya know?
Rick:
Uh Morty, I’m not disparaging the differently abled. I’m stating the fact that if I had used this microscope it would have made me mentally retarded.
Morty:
Ok but yeah, I don’t think it’s about logic, Rick. I-I think the word has just become a symbolic issue for powerful groups that feel like they’re doing the right thing.
Rick:
Well that’s retarded.
Why do people keep asking me if I’m retarded?
Your shit’s all fucked up and you talk like a fag?
I’m getting this weird deja vu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ig-RShZ6m4
I was just checkin the specs on the end line, for the .. rotary .. girder ..
Claim on TV now:
Elizabeth Warren – “I fought for women against abuse from corporate giant Dow Chemical.”
Truth – Warren was lawyer for corporate giant Dow Chemical.
I just saw that. Watching the Dems step on each others dicks has been just delightful.
To be fair, her actions as counsel for Dow could be seen as protecting women if she was particularly bad at being a lawyer.
*golf claps*
She was. They lost…bigly.
Does she mean Dow Corning, and a reference to the mostly discredited breast implants issue?
I believe so
Politifact: “true, from a certain point of view”
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
Jedi = Politifact?
I don’t believe in voting!
Wait, by taking this survey did I just vote?
You were R3KT!
‘Night ? y’all.
Miss you, babes!
It’s 7pm. You either live in Europe, or you’re 107.
It can be both.
Fair point.
Why is SMOD being othered in that list of preferred DNC candidates? Seems a no brained to me.
The option “other candidate not named here” is available if your preference is SMOD.
True enough, but just reading through that list made me yearn for death as a viable alternative to any of those potential options.
SMOD is the true libertarian candidate
Start every sentence with, “As a Muslim..” and then get angry when asked what she thinks of X as a Muslim.
Omar was a mistake.
Omar don’t scare…
Omar comin’!
So you are a believer in the latest theory on the Omar question?
In a nutshell, the Omar family won the refugee lottery and were going to be sent to the US. Father Elmi, and two daughters (ilhan and sister) grifted their way into the US by pretending to belong to the Omar family. Her brother and some other siblings ended up in the UK with their original name “Elmi”.
The marriage was a way to get sonny boy into the US from the UK.
It is pretty complicated but I so hope it is true because nothing would make me laugh harder and longer to see her get caught up in the wringer and lose her citizenship and sent back to Somalia.
Well shoot, I didn’t read about any of that.
You didn’t hear anything about that? I’m sure there are valid reasons for that.
The story is the local rag’s editor trying to pretend that they have covered the story the whole way and were not scooped by amateurs. His list of excuses might even beat John Belushi’s list of excuses to Carrie Fischer in the Blues Brothers.
He keeps saying that there was no “smoking gun”, but his paper has printed almost everything from the Steele Dossier as if it was gospel truth.
I’ve only been reading about her ideas and her guffawing about groups like al-qaeda. I’ll give this a read, thanks for the link.
Never going to happen now.
It might also help if she stopped writing to judges asking for leniency for Somali men in her district who had been convicted of trying to go fight for ISIS. That might help us not worry that you aren’t a terrorist sympathizer.
…whut.
Whataboutism at its finest.
Also–Omar: Metal As Fuck
Yes, she is exactly what I think of when I think of the musical genre known as Heavy Metal.
None of these cucks are worthy of my vote.
http://archive.li/NCYmL
#32 looks like the Daily Fail Ass chick, before she had half of Dow Corning’s inventory stored in her saddle bags.
1 looks like a girl I used to hang out with like 20 years go, and 25 looks like a girl who’s in my extended circle of friends. I kinda like 16, though.
MacAfee would be the ideal president.
The only problem is once MacAfee is installed, we’d have a devil of a time removing him later on.
It was just alleged that John MacAfee has been detained.
Interesting development or train-wreck?
An interesting train-wreck in development.
It seems the best libertarians / anarchists end up in prison. Ross Ulbricht and Cody Wilson (awaiting trial?) have done more to expand our freedoms than any politition advocating for a smaller government.
I kept thinking I should buy some bit coin. I didn’t and it’s up 500% since I started thinking that. I’m still thinking it, just less often. Dammit, Imma regret not jumping in.
I’m pretty sure alphabetical is an order, but it’s not a new order.
Are you saying it’s not a new word order?
That too.
“VIDEO: Mickey Mouse, Marilyn Monroe and the Mona Lisa are being transformed to make them more representative of people of color.
‘I make the Latin world, like me, feel like part of it,’ explains American-Mexican artist Linda Vallejo”
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1151734967589732354
What is speedy Gonzales? Chopped rat?
I prefer the Frito Bandito.
He was no Slow Poke Rodriguez.
Stop transforming shit and make your own original cultural icons. Holy crap, you useless unimaginative hacks.
They can’t. The whites stole all the arts and culture and simultaneously lack any authentic culture.
Meh, all art is transformation, there are only so many things one can write, sing, paint, sculpt, etc. Steal Copy Rinse and Repeat, that’s the history of art.
I mean being more than just a recolor…
I think that the part I don’t like about it. It’s lazy art. If she had legitimately transformed them into Hispanic looking subjects, I think I’d have more respect for it. Instead she just traded out the white paint for the brown paint. L. A. Z. Y.
I also don’t get what is deserving of the press. I have better reproductions hanging in my living room.
So Marylyn Monroe was a copy of who?
Every sex symbol/harlot since the dawn of time?
Mae West?
What do life jackets have to do with anything?
Woah, woah, woah!
Unless you want to give back virtually every genre of American popular music since the 19th century, that’s the pot calling the kettle Elvis.
Eh, I listen to both kinds of music. Country & Western.
You mean, “the White man’s Blues?”
It’s really the only music that captures the soul crushing depression you feel after the loss of a pickup truck.
You just HAD to rub that spot.
In hindsight, I should have phrased it better. What I was trying to say was that there’s already decent models for Latin representation in popular culture and to just brush them off and instead just recolor Marilyn Monroe or Mickey Mouse feels like a weak cop-out to me.
Assuming of course she has any other intent than to “own the gringo.”
poseer los gringos, mi hermano.
I guess Ricky Riccardo, Selma Hayek, Shakira and Pitbull just ain’t cutting it for her.
Mmm, Shakira, a mi me gusta…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ssrLSheg4
Her hips don’t lie.
Also see Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, and Penelope Cruz.
*swoons*
Yo tengo un fuego en mis pantalones.
The list could go on and on. There are really no shortage of Latin stars of music, film and performing arts. It’s pretty ridiculous to not see that.
mmm Salma Hayek
Wut?
Latino Mickey looks straight up like he’s a minstrel in blackface.
“Today I penned a letter to Attorney General William Barr, Deputy Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen, and FBI Director Christopher Wray calling for an investigation into Antifa under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO).”
https://twitter.com/SenTedCruz/status/1153793598627799040
Barr is too busy giving a tongue bath to the Deep State to look into that.
Fuck you Barr
When Roseanne is the more sane/less intrusive…
BREAKING: The U.S. is the Sahara
“Border Patrol Now Arrested Over 1,000 African Migrants At Southern Border”
https://twitter.com/ashtonbirdie/status/1153823231813414913
https://freedomoutpost.com/border-patrol-now-arrested-over-1000-african-migrants-at-southern-border/
I thought the black guys couldn’t swim? How’d they get over here?
If we had curious news reporters, one would find out.
Голос в моей голове сказал мне, как голосовать.
Fuggin called it, this why we needed COLLUSION countermeasures for the survey.
Большинство людей голосуют так как им говорит зомбоящик.
Mine said I was Joey, but I’ve always thought of myself as more of a Chandler.
How you doin?
Wait–who got Ross? C’mon…fess up, now.
Somehow I got Gunther.
I hear ya, slum…::fist bump::
Is there anything better than the scrotal “pinch and roll?”
Have you tried waxing?
This dude has.
https://thefederalist.com/2019/07/23/trans-man-insists-making-immigrant-women-shave-genitals-human-right/
“Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual.”
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1153489553732362240
LOLOLOLOL
I’m on team Random Drunken Asshole.
Xenu coming!
Let’s see em titties!
Why is Almanian after SF? Top of the ticket- Zombie Almanian!/SMOD 2020.
I would have picked that over Mike Rowe
I thought we were running Crazy White Boy
Suthen? His recently coming out as a furry otherkin will hurt him in the general.
That was really out of left field.
I’m guessing his racism will stop him first.
My recent transcendental experiences right after the near-death experiences of my team members have neatly brushed away stuff that doesn’t matter. Rand Paul for the win!!
I’d vote Paul
I like Rand, but I like Massie more.
I picked Massie.
I don’t want either to run because they’re doing good here in KY.
Need to do something about Cocaine Mitch.
He has the leftist mob up in arms over the 9/11 bill. God forbid we actually make sure something is funded before passing it.
Rand Paul when?
Look, I like Rand Paul, but Mike Rowe is way dreamier. If we must have a president, let’s have one that looks great in jeans. Rand Paul can be, his Secretary of Closing Useless Government Offices.
That’s who I picked.
I keep switching between not wanting to vote at all and really wanting to like someone enough to vote for them. I would love it if Paul were able to make me want to vote for him. I’ve generally really liked him as a senator, but when he was running for pres last time he was much too squishy. I fear that anyone who gets anywhere near mainstream respectability will do the same, so any vote I could ever cast could only be a protest vote.
https://twitter.com/Barbara4u2/status/1152226305930223616
Chose your fighter.
The crazy fox one on the right.
She’s also the one who’s been selling her bath water like hotcakes. Good pick.
The fuck?? Goddamn dude, being a super hot chick is like life on easy mode.
$30 a jar my good sir. Girl be rolling in dat paper now.
She’s selling her toilet paper now??
Don’t giver her any id–DAMMIT!
https://twitter.com/robbysoave/status/1153758913453547520
Robby Soave stand-up?
That entire exchange gave me cancer.
Realign with who, and for what purpose?
How about, when someone proposes something like criminal justice reform, “we” support them. When someone proposes something like onerous internet regulation, “we” oppose them. It’s really not that difficult.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, LIBTARD!
Given the context, I’m really confused by this comment.
“Lib” as in “libertarian”, of course.
Ahh, makes sense. Don’t mind me, I answered question 8.
As opposed to Robby?
HM: Own the Glibs ’19 tour
It’s reparations for killing Thicc Thursdays.
I’mwe’re so sorry.That’s it I’m donning the black mask and joining Antifa, or buying a Fred Perry and joining the Proud Boys, whichever will have me first.
I DON’T WANT TO BE ALONE ANYMORE!
Proud Boys can’t afford Fred Perry’s. That shit’s expensive.
They/soon-to-be we love Fred Perry polos.
Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow..
No shit – $70 for a goddamn polo shirt?? I’m the kind of guy who constantly gets asked “what are you all dressed up for”, but I’m gonna give a big ol’ NOPE on that.
Look at this guy and his nuance.
To be sure, he thought he was being funny.
Bing > Google for pron searching
*closes browser window*
News I can use.
Good job, Glibs! I took your survey so that you could harvest my IP address.
And, possibly my kidneys.
It’s your liver we’re interested in. Most of ours are worn out.
To paraphrase Harry Anderson, “A Glib and his liver were lucky to get together in the first place.”
Not mine. Mine’s solid as a rock!
Is this a job for Ted S.?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EITuOiTFEQ
I traded my heart for another liver so I could get twice as drunk and not care.
Can you really say it’s your heart if you stole it from someone else though?
“No one needs two hearts!” (Bernie yelling at The Doctor)
Why, you anti-Time Lord piece of….
Wife has Five Easy Pieces on. What an awful movie from the worst moviemaking period in American cinema*
*equalled only by the current dreck, but the current stuff doesn’t pretend to be artsy
The 70s were the worst moviemaking period in American cinema?
I literally can’t.
Fact: Faye Dunaway’s lack of a bra in Networks merely one of the top five reasons Network is an amazing movie
#meneither
Meh, Plenty of great movies* were made in the seventies, many didn’t even employ a large rubber fish.
*’The Getaway’
Fun fact: Al Lettieri inventing cucking on the set of that movie.
A terrible actor and a terrible actress thrust together. They are pretty to look at though.
You must be confusing Peckinpah’s third best movie with the remake in which Alec Baldwin suckeddwin sucked.
Steve and Ali
The Getaway
Proving to the world that Ali McGraw cannot act.
“Oh boo hoo. Oh boo hoo.” Cringeworthy.
The 70’s were one of the best decades for movies. There, I said it.
was
Yeah, they’re still back then.
Well, Jaws did come out in ’75.
Certainly for popularity, but as for the movies themselves, at the bottom. Come to think of it, the 70’s were an awful decade in general. Terrible hair, clothing, movies, music, etc. There were some bright spots scattered among the dreck.
Proof you are wrong on every count.
Gustave, my man, I’m gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on this one
The 70’s were the last time that you had bigger budget movies that were pushing the envelope and absolute crazy oddball shit then that would never ever see the light of day now. Plus some great more mainstream stuff.
The Conversation, Dirty Harry, Aguirre, Fitzcarraldo, Cobra Verde, Sorceror, Scarface, El Topo, French Connection, The Godfather, Holy Mountain, Alien, Blazing Saddles, Animal House, the list goes on and on.
Scarface was 83.
Forget it–he’s on a roll.
Star Wars, Carrie, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Badlands, Apocalypse Now, Deliverance, Nosferatu the Vampyre, The Wicker Man, A Clockwork Orange and Zardoz fer feck’s sake.
Interesting survey but left out bonus question that really needs to be asked so we can divide up the Glibertariat: “Ginger or Mary Ann?”
Lovey.
Only if she had removable dentures.
She’ll have Thurston’s money, that’s the important thing.
Only if they have the standard Glib answer of “why can’t it be both?”
Mary Ann….
*spaces out and drools over the office desk*
Lisa Ann > Mary Ann imo
*golf claps*
I see what you did there.
Ginger Lynn>Lisa Ann
Kylie Ireland (in her prime) > Ginger Lynn
Hells yes.
No love for Mrs. Howell?
Hyperbole called dibs on that.
That was the Lovey reference. So, yes on both.
Removable dentures and a steamer trunk full of Thurston’s cash.
Why Mary Ann is better than Ginger, explained by my buddy Cheech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mnuhwGGbac&list=PL9IX-I1I_hElSHJWwzvHjRNhk8iDzoIQ_&index=35&t=0s
Well that was fun!
https://archive.li/qCF96/8c66c5de11312c89d840cec1399abaaa7bb76c13.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/nkrRi/dd8f4cf042ee08317081cda7f58a836114de5db5.JPG
NSFW.
https://archive.li/bfIAX/63ddd969e3f49abaad64474a04281500b30846e7.jpg
NSFW.
At least all their penises have been waxed.
Alright, it’s bath time!
Anyone else find it odd that they appeared to digitally deaged Brent Spiner for ‘Picard‘, but didn’t bother to defat him? Also, that show looks terrible.
I’ll just hide that statement from the wife….
/was telling me this morning it looked pretty good. Not sure what make of all of this
//I take it your intertube worries are passed.
Yeah, was a pretty crappy week last week, and it was the first time in months I was actually caught up with my bill, that kind of shit gets frustrating.
It sounds it. Glad you got back to being
youhere. Maybe August will be better….Also, it looks like what RLM predicted, throwing an 80yr old Picard into an action show that takes it’s visual cues from the new shitty stuff and not the good stuff.
Why are they spraying evil chemicals in the future?
Chemicals = Science, duh! The 24th century is nothing BUT science.
Jeri Ryan’s tits are in it.
I will watch.
They were in Bosch, too. Still looking pretty good.
she still has it.
I can guarantee that I will not watch a single episode of Star Trek: Picard, but it’s about time to binge watch TNG again.
It doesn’t look good enough to convince me to pay extra for their fucking streaming service, that is for sure.
You have an entire week’s worth of airtime that you fill with garbage, but no.
That’s the thing I don’t get. The people that would pay for this CBS All Access shit are the older Trek fans and instead they are shitting on them to appeal to the young people that watched the rebooted movies and forgot it the next week. Now they bring in an 80yr old man to save their asses, but just shove him into the same drek thinking the older fans will swoon like Star Wars fan boys (even though a lot of older Star Wars fanboys like myself jumped ship when the same guy that was in charge of the Star Trek reboot got handed the keys to the new Star Wars). How fucking dumb are these people?
Yes, friend. But, you are a consumer-CREATOR. The rest of us are just consumers. Boredom can drive a lot of tastes into the ground. Also, nostalgia.
Dumb enough to most probably walk away gazillionaires.
I am no longer in their target demographic. Oh well, I can live with that. There’s superior older material worth re-watching anyway.
The grifters are making the money from CBS, but I don’t think CBS is making the money from the viewers. Why can’t I fund such gullible funding?!
I bought two of your shirts, and will probably buy other items with my new, semi-permanent 20% discount .
::ahem::
just saying…
So much this. I almost did it for the last franchise but when I heard how woke it is I passed. They are going to have to offer something worth paying for.
I assume the new version is pro-borg to fit with today’s era.
Oh snap!
borg chick is still hot.
HA!! Voted, and–::looks around::
Where the hell did everyone go?
They’ve all gone to the rapture. It’s all over now, Sir Digby.
Had it, but never played it for some reason.
/thought about making a “I have an “in” joke…
You thought, but didn’t do it. This makes me sad.
I promise I’ll improve my game…
::Charlie Brown somber music::
*womp womp womps*
You mock me, good Sir!!
Rapture.
Fab Five Freddy says everybody’s fly
Did we already discuss this ridiculous story? The Most Gullible Man in Cambridge. Not quite halfway through and I want to smack everyone involved.
These are my neighbors. Good times.
We did, but did you hear about that guy who shot his balls and had drugs fall out of his ass?
Of all the over-played news jokes, that is, by far, my fave.
Wait…maybe that means it’s NOT over-played!
Also, I think it was stated they “slid” out of his ass. Could be wrong about that, though.
My hope is that this one becomes Glibertarian lore, and lasts forever.
#metoo
The guy’s averaging a felony ever two years since birth. He coulda been a Glib in another reality.
Aww, hell–make him an honorary one. Just don’t ask him about his ass.
It’s tenderized nicely for STEVE SMITH. He’ll be a perfect fit for the Glibs.
OK, I wasn’t even expecting STEVE SMITH, but, then again, no one does.
Yeah… no. Hot strange women don’t show up at your door out of nowhere and immediately start sniffing around your genitals.
What a moron.
Also:
“Since moving back in with his ex-wife in 2004, he says, their relationship had been mostly platonic, and the two had an understanding that if either of them wanted to see other people, they’d have to move out.”
How exactly is this different from marriage? Especially the “mostly platonic” part of it?
Legal status aside, “mostly platonic, raising kids” does indeed describe a lot of marriages.
I just….no, can’t really read that. If there’s ‘Too White’, I think I found it. I wanted to say, “Well, he got a bit of nookie for his troubles”, but then, I scrolled and saw those pics.
Your neighbors, huh? If you feel like moving, I can recommend some areas in my neck of the woods. You like rednecks, right?
/I’m out.
I would like cheaper real-estate, but with all the other amenities, plus an even PVI score. Plus I’d like to maintain the ~ 4 hour max drive to family in CT & NY.
IOW, no, I’m not moving anytime soon.
Well, if you’re gonna take all THAT stuff into account, I’ll just close out this Zillo screen!
It’s that last part that’s the killer – there’s nothing w/in 4 hours of Long Island that’s any better than Mass. Elsewhere in NY? New Jersey? Connecticut? Nope to all that.
Is there a TL;DR version?
Is there a TL;DR version?
Aspy sticks it in crazy grifter who almost takes him and his family for everything.
I got about a third of the way in and bailed.
“Wrap it up!”
That’s one helluva mess.
Crusty linked it in the afternoon thread. I could not put down my tablet.
I was thinking I need to spend more time at Tags.
Finger cramps? Gotta flex ’em a bit before….OH! Right…
At least I no longer ride 200 ft from that guy’s house. “Too local” has a second meaning.
The weird thing about that grift was that it didn’t look like it was purely for money. There seemed to be some weird ass smash the patriarchy shit behind it that utilized psychological torture as a means. Damn there’s some fucked up people out there.
I got to the part where genius professor gets divorced after having one kid, continues to live with ex-wife and has two more children with her. You’re a schmuck professor. You may be an order of magnitude smarter than me but you are still a schmuck.
This guy getting rolled by an average looking woman is not a surprise.
that might be the dumbest man ever. Also there is no chance that all the kids he had with his “wife” are his.
Much thanks for the survey. Helped me forget that bitch Jadwiga keeps trying to convert my cities in Civ VI.
I got sick of the Civ games because I would choose all the ‘capitalist’ choices for advancement and it would still ask me to micromanage everything. Fuck off! Don’t ask me where to build everything, organic growth and emergent order assholes!
Tsk-tsk; expecting the poor computer to enact your labor! What IS the world coming to?
/check out Civ VI to find out…
Also they make communism viable.
Still fucking love the game though.
https://www.registerguard.com/news/20190723/students-can-now-take-mental-health-days
Oregon’s bill, signed by Gov. Kate Brown last month, represents one of the few wins for youth activists from around the state who were unusually active at the Capitol this year. Along with expanded mental health services, they lobbied for legislation to strengthen gun control and lower the voting age, both of which failed.
STFU. Children should be seen and not heard. Also, corporal punishment should be reintroduced into schools. That’s my takeaway from this.
Glad the gun control and lower voting age legislations failed though. Jeebus though, Oregon keeps digging in the derphole.
The California style gun control only failed this time because the D’s wanted their sweet sweet tax hike more. It’ll be back either next year’s short season or the full season the following year, if it doesn’t make it onto the ballot as an initiative measure first. The state has lurched so far blue with more
idiotsCalifornians moving here every day.You’re probably, most likely right. What a damn shame since there’s a lot of beautiful spots there.
My home state hopefully has at least a few extra years before too many Northeasterners and Puerto Ricans turn it as blue as the seas.
Maybe some kids need a beatin’, but no way I want a govt stooge applying it.
No, in reality it rarely works out well. And some crazed dipshit uses it as an excuse to go off.
https://youtu.be/1L-4-XQYxrs
I finally showed up to provide the correct answers. You’re welcome.
I thought CJ had that covered.
You two need to knife-fight this out.
That’s quite the euphamism
Mayooooo.
https://imgur.com/a/zXiGrPB
OK, straff–go sleep it off.
For the love of G-d, go sleep it off.
You try to feed a group of ten year olds after swimming. It was either yakisoba or bread heel margarine sammiches.
But, THE MAYO!!!
I know, but that was all that was left in the bottle. I’ll buy some more today.
::hangs head::
OK, straff. You do you, and I won’t make any more comments on culinary matters. Lord knows my sins would get my ass kicked by my fellow glibs.
You probably wouldn’t like my tofu okonomiyaki.
https://entabe.jp/27725/recipe-tofu-no-okonomiyaki
Yeah, I’m out.
Makes me want some Panda Express Orange Chicken and Chow Mein. (There are two links there back to back to get the whole joke)
I’m impressed you got the handle Trumputin.
I have no idea how twatters designates secondary handles, as my user name isn’t that, so I don’t know if other people can have the same handle as long as the user name is different. Don’t know, don’t care. It’s just for brain farts I can’t make into cartoons.
Can’t? You know who can?
Youtube no long has the parody song from In Living Color ‘Farrakhan Can’ available.
What the hell, YT? You are turning into all types of shit.
Pussies.
Too much veggies.
Is it OK to hate everyone in a news story?
“Thank you to everyone who joined us at today’s Drag Queen Story Hour with Mayor [Keisha Bottoms] and Miss Terra Cotta Sugarbaker,” the city’s tweet about the event read.
Both sound like drag queen names. Other than that, I don’t care one iota.
Exactamundo. ::snickers:: “Bottoms”….
Yes.
::WHEW!!::
In this case it’s recommended.
Well, that’s two who got F’d in the A.
I applaud the homeowner.
I’m sure they hate having to do it, but good on ’em, nonetheless.
Ok, I’m Sir Digby, Hope you make it to end of watch.
er ‘I’m out Sir Digby’
::Kiff sigh::
Alright…I got this.
This survey is to US biased and I feel othered.
Good morning glibs.
Well, you should just sneak in, somewhere around McAllen, TX. You could participate fully, at that point.
The correct answer was missing from too many of those questions. You’re going to get bad data.
Just grow up already.
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/07/23/washingtonian-trump-trauma-is-taking-its-toll-on-therapists-struggling-with-their-own-trump-trauma/
I think you coulda used your “Pussies” comment for this.
Long overdue.
Damn right!
You’ve got to be knitting me:
https://www.rlsmedia.com/article/nj-state-police-search-pemberton-td-bank-robber
Socks on his hands?
Criminals can’t even afford proper bank-robbing gloves these days.
Ha! That made me LOL for real.
?
I had a defendant do that – he’s had 6 convictions for home invasion, so there has to be a reason for socks. My theory: I think it stops the blood when you break the windows. He wore hunting socks on his hands.
I…uh…they don’t have rocks where you live?
Thanks for the poll ! I larfed.
I do like red crayons…
Question 2 (Regarding Google) probably should have answer that they should have their Section 230 protection revoked.
Justin Amash is a piece of dog turd.