Monday Afternoon Links

Well, after three consecutive summers of throwing money at the problem, my kids decided they would learn to swim this weekend. I’m only half joking. Two weekends ago, it was like water was actively dangerous, rather than a passive inhalation hazard, and yesterday the almost 4 year old was jumping in from the side. Today at lessons, he was swimming all the way across the pool and taking breaths without ever putting his feet down. So I guess if you need me, I’ll be at the pool for the rest of the summer, because that is pretty much what they ask now. When can we go swimming?

Two people who were hilarious at their best, but usually just annoying are teaming up. I eagerly await the Antifa vs. Roseanne impersonators fist fights.

Man, this makes me glad to be a Seminole. Its not like Mike Sr. didn’t have more chances than any other program to win the big one.

This is what happens when you welsh on a golf bet.

That sonofabitch Trump keeps doing things to make me like him. I mean, SLD, simulated transparency in a highly-regulated market is less desirable than the actual transparency a much less regulated market would generate, but…

 

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359 responses to “Monday Afternoon Links”

  1. Transparency in health care pricing?!!!!

    *jets out cloud of squid ink*

    /various industry parasites

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      As transparent as the rules of Fizbin.

      Each player gets six cards, except for the player on the dealer’s right, who gets seven. Simultaneously, the first and second card are turned up, except on Tuesdays, when the first card alone is turned up. Kirk dealt the henchman two like cards (jacks), which are a “half-fizzbin”. When the henchman said he needs another jack, Kirk warned that a third jack is a “shralk” and is grounds for disqualification. With a half-fizzbin, one wants a king and a deuce, except at night, when one wants a queen and a four.

    2. Certified Public Asshat

      “Publicly disclosing competitively negotiated, proprietary rates will reduce competition and push prices higher — not lower — for consumers, patients, and taxpayers,” said Matt Eyles, CEO of America’s Health Insurance Plans in a statement. He says it will perpetuate “the old days of the American health care system paying for volume over value. We know that is a formula for higher costs and worse care for everyone.”

      Some health economists and industry observers without a vested interest expressed a similar view. Larry Levitt, senior vice president for health reform the Kaiser Family Foundation, tweeted that although the idea of greater price transparency makes sense from the perspective of consumer protection, it doesn’t guarantee lower prices.

      “I’m skeptical that disclosure of health care prices will drive prices down, and could even increase prices once hospitals and doctors know what their competitors down the street are getting paid,” Levitt wrote.

      Lol, so health care providers are opposed because they could charge more if they knew what their competitors were charging?

      1. AlmightyJB

        A spin that ran into a spin:)

      2. Lackadaisical

        They already know what they charge. Also, a guy from Kaiser doesn’t have a vested interest, okay.

  2. Yusef drives a Kia

    I like Trump, there’s, I said it…
    Second?

    1. Donation Not Taxation

      2nd and addressed “Trump keeps doing things to make me like him.” So unofficial true second as far as I am concerned. Can we get a ruling from Brett L?

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Fuck off Tulpa! It doesn’t even matter……

        1. Donation Not Taxation

          You brought it up.

          1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

            He’s channeling his inner Trump.

          2. Donation Not Taxation

            Ah.

    2. AlmightyJB

      I too like Ivanka Trump. Would all day.

      1. Rebel Scum

        Second. She is very voluptuous.

  3. Yusef drives a Kia

    Mobile home golf course, is the correct answer,

  4. Donation Not Taxation

    “This is what happens when you welsh on a golf bet.” casa grande mobile estates escondido ca. Not Florida Man.

    1. blackjack

      It’s in Santa Maria, north of Santa Barbara. Escondido is down by San Diego.

      1. blackjack

        I lived on a farm there for about 6 mo.s in 1978. It was potatos on one side and chili peppers on the other. We ate a lot of potatos because they were not even fenced in. The chilis were guarded like fort knox. Got shot with rock salt trying to kype some once.

        1. Fourscore

          Kype? I haven’t heard that word in 50-60 years. Never knew how to spell it, I thought it was some slang word us youngsters used. Man, you are old!

  5. Tonio

    Congrats on your little swimmers turning into little swimmers. Hopefully will make vacations easier, open up more destinations, etc.

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      I applaud your wordplay and regret that it is too late to employ it WRT my own little swimmers.

      1. blackjack

        My kid’s adopted, so…

    2. bacon-magic

      I prefer the term “failed condoms”.

  6. Don Escaped Texas

    Roseanne Barr Joins Andrew Dice Clay for “Mr. and Mrs. America” Comedy Tour

    Dennis Miller had this line about German re-unification was like a new Lewis and Martin movie: he was familiar enough with their older work to never want to see any more.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      That’s funny

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      This is proof that God hates America and wants us all to suffer

      1. AlmightyJB

        I don’t want to see the show, but I can’t wait to see the faux outrage it generates.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Antifa is going to meet some towering Midwestern rural folk who have no idea why Roseanne is controversial now. I would pay just to watch that

  7. A Leap at the Wheel

    Hello glibs, after a weekend shooting guns at trees with my son, I’ve come to the conclusion he doesn’t just “not like loud noises” but has some legit sensory issues. He’s fine with 22LR, but the report from a standard AR15 induces a lot of stress in his system, even with foamy ear plugs + 30 dbl muffs on.

    So I’m looking to figure out what my options are for supressed MSRs and pistols. I hear tell that the AAC 7.62-SND-6 can supress supersonic 5.56 and subsonic 300 AAC. That fits my future purchase plans of getting a full length AR-15 and either a SBR or pistol in AAC.

    Does the brain trust here have any words of wisdom, other than don’t argue about putt-putt golf when fire arms are around.

    1. Sean

      Shoot more .22 until he gets more comfortable?

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        We shoot a lot of 22, but I’m looking to expand into things that will reliably put down a 200 lb mamall should the need come up, and I’d like to be able to shoot those next to him instead of telling him he has to run into the cabin when Daddy breaks out the bigger guns.

        1. Sean

          How about a .357 lever gun? Or a 9mm carbine?

          Maybe that will help bridge the gap.

          Also, does your AR have a muzzle brake? Maybe if he stands directly behind you, it would help mitigate the sound/pressures.

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            My AR is currently a figment of my immagination and a surplus in my bank account. I do not own one yet.

          2. Count Potato

            .357 mag is the loudest handgun round

            muzzle brakes generally increase report

          3. Don Escaped Texas

            huh?

          4. Suthenboy

            I see you haven’t fired any of the 32 caliber rounds. 30 carbine and the 32 mags are the worst.

          5. Sean

            Yes, and .357 in a rifle is quieter than a pistol and yet is effective for 200 lbs mammals.

            Yes, muzzle brakes increase sound/pressure to the *sides* to the rifle.

          6. blackjack

            Um, my .44 mag literally booms. It stops the whole handgun line at range because it’s so loud.

          7. Akira

            +1 do ya feel lucky, punk

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      Also, I shot a Henry Classic Rimfire, which is their cheapest, entry level lever gun. That must be what having sex with a robot is like because it was as smooth, repeatable, and satisfying as anything I’ve ever shot.

      1. The Other Kevin

        Was it the .22? Because Animal has inspired me to look at those.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          It is.

    3. pistoffnick

      My buddy has a suppressed S&W Victory .22. With the right subsonic ammunition (we had to test several brands as some wouldn’t rack the slide) the report is so quiet that you can hear the slide rack and then a second later the slug hit the target. No muffs needed.

      1. “No muffs needed”

        Fake news. Muffs are always needed.

    4. Don Escaped Texas

      I honestly believe some folk process color, food texture, and smell differently from others. But some of that is learned: I like the smell of sweat and horse shit, and I’m not sure I can teach that association to others.

      Until the regimens of relaxing, sighting, breathing, and squeezing off are natural, he needs to stick to rimfire. There’s no shame in that: perfecting the 22LR isn’t something many folks ever do. One side road to toughening up might be cans and pistols: that teaches that noise and unholy destruction can both be fun; fill ’em with water and rip ’em up.

      1. I like the smell of sweat and horse shit,

        Kinky.

        1. ChipsnSalsa

          Those smells probably bring with it great memories.

          1. Pine_Tree

            Diesel exhaust for me…

          2. blackjack

            I have many smells I know, but don’t really like. If you’ve ever smelled really old fork oil from a motorcycle (as in REALLY old) there’s nothing else quite as bad. Another is trash trucks. I worked on them for about three years and they have a certain smell. Actually the mop buckets at the trash truck shop have a much worse stench. I really don’t know why, but they smell way worse.

          3. blackjack

            My wife loves the smell of soldering. To me, it smells like work. Every Harley mechanic in the world can tell you what loctite tases like. It tastes like sweet and low.

        2. pistoffnick

          I like the smell of diesel fuel and Jovan musk.

          Both are attached to specific memories.

          1. Tundra

            You had a fling with a trucker in the ’70s?

        3. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

          Or German.

      2. A Leap at the Wheel

        Well, my kids on the spectrum. So its not an overstatement to say that he processess very loud noises differently that I do. I’ve resisted the diagnosis for as long as I can, but it is what it is.

        He’s still shooting only 22LR and will be for a long time I assume. The issue is that when he’s all muffed up standing 10 feet away from me shooting an AR or 12 gague, the noise and pressure causes a stress response in him.

        He’s fine if he goes into the cabin a bit away. But we drive 2.5 hours to get to our Secret MN Outdoor Range, and we actually enjoy each other’s company, so I’d like to spend the time actually hanging out with him. But on the other hand, I want to be in regular practice with all my goblin-stoppers, not just by little pew-pew guns.

        1. bacon-magic

          Get a suppressor.

        2. Don Escaped Texas

          I should have guessed that’s what you meant.

          Rituals are comforting. Maybe you two have this routine where he squeezes off three and then you loose one (I’m assuming you’re slinging at a deliberate, refined pace focused on accuracy and seldom matching him round for round).

          When you inject medicine into a horse’s neck, you take the needle in your fingers so that you can pat with your palm and then pat, pat, pat with this even rhythm and the fifth one or so it’s the whole hand with fingers and pat the needle in: they don’t even flinch.

          1. Spudalicious

            You want him to stick a needle in his kids neck? I don’t think that will improve his stress response very much.

        3. robc

          Speaking of kids on the spectrum, mine is getting kicked out of ABA therapy — in the good way.

          Her most recent VM-Mapp score is a 142 (out of 170), which puts her at or above age level in nearly everything (she is almost 3 1/2).

          They are recommending regular pre-school, with some ABA therapy as supplement if we think she needs it.

          Probably the same for her speech therapy, but she will need to continue in OT for a while.

          And she is in her last phases of intensive feeding therapy. Last September she was only eating stage 2 baby food, now she is eating PB&J sandwiches and grilled cheese and etc. We still have some work on meat and veggies and some fruits, she is still eating those pureed, but the process of moving her from puree to solid is established, so its just a step at a time.

          Everything about her is me at that age turned up to 11.

          I am pretty sure she is smarter than me too.

          1. Brett L

            That’s really great news. Glad to hear.

          2. A Leap at the Wheel

            Awesome!

        4. Spudalicious

          If you go with a suppressor, put it in a trust. It will take longer to get approval, but it would allow both of you to use it. If it’s in your name, you’re the only one that can handle it.

      3. Tonio

        Yes, people have vastly different degrees of sensation — that guy with limited ability to smell and taste is probably never going to be a chef, the can-barely-hear guy not a musician, that color-blind guy not a visual artist, etc. Smell is the most primal sense and is the last one to go as you age.

        1. the can-barely-hear guy not a musician,

          +1 Evelyn Glennie

        2. Don Escaped Texas

          right, but even this: it’s about interpretation, not limited ability

          Orange just puts some folks off; and having an advanced sense of taste doesn’t keep some people from being turned off by textures (coconut, clams) even though they have wide culinary interests otherwise

          I suspect human factors is going to be a big area of advancement for the rest of my life

      4. Enough About Palin

        That’s not going to turn out well…

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

        1. Tripacer

          That’s what I think about when I see the sign for Enumclaw. It’s the Santorum of western Washington towns.

      5. Suthenboy

        “I like the smell of sweat and horse shit”

        I knew I liked that Don guy. Add the smell of burned gunpowder and he is at the top of the list.

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          burned gunpowder

          that’s implied, of course

          The thing about horse shit and many other smells is that I didn’t know I liked them until someone exclaimed that they hated them. It’s a wild journey learning how varied are the ways that people perceive, process, decide, and communicate.

        2. blackjack

          Nitromethane burning and mixed with melted rubber?

    5. Florida Man

      I bought this one because I want it to last forever. I have limited experience but am satisfied.

      https://deadairsilencers.com/products/sandman-ti/

    6. Timeloose

      Have you tried exposing him to fire crackers without the plugs or a non semi auto rifle bolt or lever with a longer barrel? Something like a 30-30 with a light load or a .223 in a bolt gun with a longer barrel might be less shocking. I was the the range yesterday and can tell you the AR and Mni -14 platforms with 16inch barrels are loud.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        This was literally his second time to the range. The first time the only rounds we shot were 22LR rifles and I think I put a few rounds through my 9mm pistol. Those didn’t bother him.

        He and I talked, and we agreed that over time we would work on desensitizing him. But since this is all brand new to him, his job #1 is safe handling, confidence, and then marksmanship. Once that is second nature, we will work on desnesitization once he is ready.

        1. Timeloose

          If this was his second time, I would not get too worked up yet. My nephew was very apprehensive about shooting any rifles beyond a 22lr during the first and second time shooting. In his case he was very surprised at the concussion and noise from a larger rifle and a pistol. He didn’t want to try to shoot the larger calibers. Video games poorly prepared him to react to such things.

          In his case I’ll ease him in and allow him to keep shooting 22lr for as long as he is comfortable. He will not be in the woods too often and does not have any guns in his home.

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            That’s a fair point. I do have a tendency to over analyze things and make mountians out of molehills.

        2. Spudalicious

          Ahh. Give it time. He should get better with more experience.

    7. He’s fine with 22LR, but the report from a standard AR15 induces a lot of stress in his system, even with foamy ear plugs + 30 dbl muffs on.

      Does he flinch around fireworks and other loud noises? I have a triggerhair flinch reflex, and it takes 15 minutes or so for me to settle down at the range. Aside from the involuntary flinch reaction, there’s rhe involuntary dump of adrenaline into my bloodstream making me feel jittery and amped up, and the shame/embarrassment of being such a flinchy mess.

      If he’s having similar issues, repeated exposure and riding out the initial wave of involuntary bodily reactions makes it better. It’s not like it completely shuts off, but it goes from a small involuntary flinch after every report to only occasionally getting me when when a big boomer catches me off guard.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        A little bit, but not more than I would call normal.

        He *does* have a problem with loud noise + chaos. He keeps a pair of ear muffs in his backpack and wears them on the bus a lot because it is loud, enclosed, and a bunch of the kids he rides the bus with are very boisterous. He used to wear them in the classroom sometimes, but has tappered that off lately.

        When the loud booms started, it wasn’t like a flunch or a jerk. The color drained from his face, his knees got weak, and he just turned and started walking to the cabin. It was different in kind than the way most people would respond to loud noises.

        And like I said above, exposure to the noise is planned once we get past safety, confidence, and basic marksmanship.

    8. AlmightyJB

      Flame-throwers are pretty quiet. Should start out with a blade though.

      https://www.ronsguideservice.com/hog-hunting/knife

  8. Fatty Bolger

    Transparency in health care pricing doesn’t really resolve the third party payer problem. But I guess it’s a start towards free market thinking.

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      With my high deductible plan I would appreciate up front pricing, as I pay almost everything up to the deductible.

      Though I’m sure pricing will be harder to decipher than a group cell phone plan.

      1. Tundra

        +1 $2,000 MRI.

        Still pisses me off.

        1. ChipsnSalsa

          $1,200 ER visit for 12 stitches

          I’m looking at you Cuyuna Regional Medical Center!

          1. Doctor looked at my ear, called a specialist and prescribed me antibiotics, spent 10 minutes tops. Wanted $750, on top of the $400 for the ER.

          2. Holy cats! I went to Patient First for a chronic sinus infection. Similar deal, walked out with antibiotics. OOP would have been $200. My insurance company got a 50% discount, which is a pretty sweet deal if you ask me, and I owe $15 when all is said and done. I think it was $10 for the amoxicillin.

          3. That was the bitch of it all, I went to the urgent care first and the nurse lady did exactly what the doctor did but she prescribed the wrong antibiotics, total cost there? $48.00, a week later at the ER the exact same treatment cost 23 times as much.

          4. Lackadaisical

            a week later at the ER the exact same treatment cost 23 times as much.

            Except the getting the correct treatment part…

          5. Meh, the treatment was the same the ER doc merely said “oh plan A didn’t work, here’s plan B” yeah he got the drugs right but my impression was that he only did so because the first batch didn’t work. And even if he actually did “know” the right drug, is that really worth the up charge, hell for $750 I could have just randomly tried antibiotics til I found the one that worked, I’d wager I’d still be hundreds of dollars ahead of the game.

          6. Lackadaisical

            Ah, I see.

            That is what they do in India. My wife didn’t know that prescriptions were required for basic medicines, and thinks ‘land of the free’ is a joke, partly based on that.

          7. blackjack

            Last time I wrecked a bike, I went to the ER and they charged 5k and didn’t even fix what was wrong with me. I had to preform minor surgery myself to remove an 1/8″ triangle shaped piece of mirror from my thumb! It was shortly after that celeb chick died from brain swelling after a ski accident, so they checked my head 9 ways from Sunday, but ignored my actual complaints.

        2. TARDIS

          Was that the charge? Your insurance negotiated price? Your out-of-pocket/deductible? You must have some awesome/shitty insurance. I can’t tell. The whole system is fucked. No wait, we are. They want us to beg for single payer.

          A few years ago, I needed a CT scan. If I used my insurance, the “bill” was to be about $800. With “negotiated” fees, I would have paid about $500 towards my wonderful new high deductible. There was a “special program” from the hospital system which would let me bypass the whole fucked up insurance process, and I was offered a nice flat rate of $250. I took it of course. A year later, I needed an ultrasound. Again, there was a bullshit excessive charge to be negotiated. I asked about the “special program”. “Oh, that’s over now”, they said.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            My old business parter’s brother never had health insurance. Whenever he needed some healthcare, he would pay cash. It was astounding how big of a discount he could get. In one instance he got some minor surgery for $2000 that included him giving the doc, the nurse and the anesthesiologist envelopes full of crisp $100 bills. I think the original price for that one was over $15,000.

          2. TARDIS

            So my next question is… did he have assets? I know they can’t take your car/house/401k (yet), but if you have some upper class money, can’t they bill the hell out of you?

            My point is that they will fuck you if they can, everyone else gets a nice discount.

          3. Pope Jimbo

            No, not really. He was pretty much a dumbass.

            He would negotiate all this stuff up front, so I don’t think that there was any chance of them stealing all his stuff.

  9. Gustave Lytton

    My vet gives a detailed estimate before a procedure, but it’s just that– an estimate. Couple in insurance billing.. ugh. How soon before the class action lawyers sue over the final bill doesn’t match the estimate?

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Before the first bill is actually received, I’d guess.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        I AM A NON ATTORNEY SPOKESMAN. HAVE YOU OR YOUR LOVED ONES RECEIVED MEDICAL CARE OR A MEDICAL BILL? YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION. CALL THE LAW OFFICES OF DEWEY, CHEATEM, & HOWE TODAY FOR A FREE CONSULTATION.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          I already keep Dicker, Quick & Hyde on retainer.

        2. pistoffnick

          “THE LAW OFFICES OF DEWEY, CHEATEM, & HOWE”

          +1 Car Talk

          1. Actually that law firm name originally came from the Three Stooges.

    2. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Estimate with an option for arbitrage by an arbiter of the doctor’s choosing?

    3. Donation Not Taxation

      Not my area of expertise, but the order only orders a regulation to be drafted and put in the pipeline, and vulnerability to that probably hinges on the final product of what gets promulgated. In general, keep in mind that written estimates usually come with lawyer-approved disclaimer. However, IIRC, there was a class action in Canada against Mister Transmission claiming they deliberately lowballed the estimates.

      I did not respond to your answer because I did not know the morning links commenting was still going on after Animal’s piece went up. Threads usually dry up. You make some valid points about unfairness. However, I am familiar with this IRL and AFAIK, Code just cares about it being gone. The trucks come and go as easily as vendor delivery trucks, no permit to operate or anything like that. So I do not know what “favorable rule making” you have in mind. Maybe in theory it is backstopped, but in practice they are shoot out of luck getting general revenue and usually shoot out of luck getting a residential rate increase. Maybe you live somewhere more ‘blue.’

  10. Don Escaped Texas

    this makes me glad to be a Seminole.

    try to think rationally and look at this hire from a rationale point of view

    whew, I don’t even know what to say

  11. Certified Public Asshat

    "She got into her dream college but her dream college offered her no scholarships, just loans."Rep. @AOC shares story of young woman she mentored who faced $250,000 of debt in order to attend her dream college. pic.twitter.com/9oUcfGtbCh— The Hill (@thehill) June 24, 2019

    How are you not touched by this poor woman and her dream $250k college!?

    1. Certified Public Asshat

      I apologize to the moderators for another three link embedded tweet. I will try to do better.

  12. The Other Kevin

    I just can’t wait for the Democrats, led by AOC and Bernie, to come down squarely on the side of hospital networks and insurance companies in opposition to price transparency. We all know that’s coming, and it’s going to be good for some serious laughs.

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      ITS JUST MORE DOG EAT DOG CAPITALISM THAT IS PUTTING PROFITS BEFORE PATIENTS!!!!

  13. Tundra

    It’s fun to watch the kids finally get it. I taught swimming lessons when I was a kid and it was really cool to see a kid go from terrified to diving off the diving board in a few short hours.

    I think I had Spawn 2 in the pool when she was just a few months old, so she was a fish at a really early age. With all our water here, I consider it child abuse to not teach the kids to swim.

    1. pistoffnick

      I ran into one of my former swim class students. She is now a grown ass woman with kids of her own.

      I’m old! How did that happen?

      Job1: Lifeguard at 5:30 am lap swim at the Y
      Job 2: Teach swim lessons at the Y
      Job 3: Lifeguard at open swim at the Rec Center
      Job 4: Computer Center Help Desk at College

      I was hustlin’ back then

      1. Tundra

        Lol. I went to the wedding of one of mine! And I saw her at a grad party a couple weeks ago with her husband and high school aged kids.

        I’m old! How did that happen?

        We are too tough to die?

      2. Tonio

        How much has her ass grown?

        1. bacon-magic

          Thiccteen inches.

          1. TARDIS

            *spews Martini*

            Nice!

          2. J. Frank Parnell

            I think that’s about one demirose in metric, right?

    2. Chipwooder

      My daughter had her first swimming meet last week. She struggled like hell but dammit, I’m so proud of her for gutting it out and finishing both her races – didn’t finish last in either one! 🙂

      1. Tundra

        *high five*

        While I’m truly sorry swim meets are in your future, I’m really happy for your Girl-Spawn!

  14. Juvenile Bluster

    Update on the kid’s trip to the ER on Friday with round 2 of supraventricular tachycardia: She’s fine, I’ll be freaked out until the cardiologist sees her on Friday.

    For now she’s on a beta blocker, which I’m hoping isn’t for long. But the other option is cardiac ablation, which isn’t exactly what I want either. Stupid human body.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Oh man, that’s got to suck so bad to have a kid in the ER. Sorry that happened to your family. Glad things are improving for her. I hope everything turns out well.

      1. Tundra

        I second all of this.

        Good luck, JB.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Ditto. Friday will come soon enough. If she’s doing fine now, that’s good, the crisis has passed for the moment. Best thing is to calm yourself and just see what the doc says before going too far down the road of what if.

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      I’ll be freaked out until the cardiologist sees her on Friday

      of course; hang in there

      1. Sensei

        +1

    3. Tonio

      Glad she’s ok. Hoping for a good long-term prognosis.

    4. LJW

      Sorry to hear about that. They didn’t give the option of cardioversion?

    5. Raston Bot

      is your kid exhausted? i’ve had palpations for weeks at a time and it knocks my ass out.

      my MIL goes in for an ablation in a couple weeks to fix her AFib. and an older neighbor had it done five years ago and hasn’t had an AFib recurrence since. apparently the procedure switched from using heat to using cold to remove any excess tissue.

    6. A Leap at the Wheel

      Prayers, JB.

    7. TARDIS

      Good luck, man> That sucks. I hope it’s not something congenital.

    8. Chipwooder

      Holy shit…..I have no idea what those things are but I’m terrified for you anyway. God bless, good luck and all the best for you and yours.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Supraventricular tachycardia = Abnormally fast heartbeat caused by improper electrical activity in the heart. Last time it happened (18 months ago) her heartbeat was faster than we could measure. This time it was 280.

        Cardiac ablation = Doctor goes up into the heart with a catheter and shocks a piece to block the rogue electrical signal, which generally prevents future attacks. Unless it doesn’t.

        1. Spudalicious

          Ablation should take care of it. Fingers crossed.

    9. Pope Jimbo

      Good luck JB. Nothing worse than a sick kid. The feeling of helplessness absolutely sucks.

    10. Count Potato

      Sorry 🙁

    11. Old Man With Candy

      It hurts so much when it’s a kid, and even more when it’s your kid.

    12. Akira

      That’s gotta be rough. Hope everything comes out OK.

    13. blackjack

      This shit makes my eyes swell up. I really wish the best for her.

  15. Tundra

    Car guys, you might remember a Scirocco I linked last week. As expected, it brought a bunch of money.

    It’s what I love about BaT. You see so many different vehicles and it’s interesting to see what people dig.

    For those of you with deep pockets and exquisite taste, I give you the 1956 Alfa Romeo 1900C Super Sprint Coupe.

    Beautiful.

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      Best thing about that Romeo is that, if you are very careful, you can probably even get it to start once in a while.

      1. Sensei

        And if you listen closely you can actually hear it rusting.

        1. Sensei

          Oh, aluminum body! Anybody know how these cars dealt with galvanic action?

        2. Tundra

          *shakes head*

          I expected better from you, Sensei.

          1. Sensei

            Oh, I still want it. It falls on the correct side of the auto version of hot/crazy.

    2. mikey

      Oh My!

      Stop it already!

      Alfas of that vintage are incredible. Cars like this are why the new stuff leaves me mostly cold. It couldn’t be because I’m old could it? Nah.

    3. blackjack

      That Alfa is badassed! Not quite as cool as a DB5, but in the vicinity.

  16. Rhywun

    Trump’s “build the wall” campaign slogan is “divorced from reality,” Biden said.

    Hm. His boss for 8 years didn’t seem to think so. I guess he was just afraid to raise his objections.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      To be fair, nobody really seemed to care for the past eight years.

  17. This is old, but it brings me back to the question of when these doctors start getting their licenses pulled for violating the Hippocratic Oath.

    https://thefederalist.com/2018/09/12/u-s-doctors-performing-double-mastectomies-healthy-13-year-old-girls/

    Lobotomies used to be all the rage; I wonder how long until trans surgery on minors is in the same category.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      It’s OK to authorize your child to have a double mastectomy, but if you don’t vaccine them you are literally Hitler.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        There is a heaping helping of hypocrisy on both sides of those issues

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      Ethel Kennedy concurs…

    3. Tundra

      This is getting ridiculous. I can only hope the kids come back and deal with the parents/doctors appropriately.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      Or the Tuskegee experiments.

    5. Raston Bot

      In a breathtaking dismissal of possible regret, Olson also said, “And here’s the other thing about chest surgery: If you want breasts at a later point in your life, you can go and get them.”

      1. Rhywun

        Now do penises.

        1. …or the physical ability to reproduce.

    6. grrizzly

      It’s remarkable how fast the politically correct position on transgenderism established itself as non-questionable dogma. For many decades decent people were allowed to have different opinions on gay issues. But the promotion of transgenderism has been truly totalitarian.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        I don’t think the Progressives have forgiven us for accepting gay people and gay marriage. That was supposed to be a long and glorious struggle where they could virtue signal for years. Instead everyone else said “you know what, you are right.”

        So now they are going fully scorched earth on trans issues from the start. No way they are going to fuck up and try to persuade us on this shit. Nope. They will not be denied their rightful place on the “right side of history”.

    7. Tonio

      One of the reasons I’ve stopped going to Pride is the trans kids flaunting their mastectomy scars. It’s just sad.

      1. Chipwooder

        Be even sadder in 5-10 years when some of them change their minds and wish they had never done such a thing.

        1. Akira

          It’s fucking insanity.

          How many people do you know who regret tattoos that they got in their mid-20s? And we’re supposed to believe that 13-year olds can make a sound decision on excising some gender-essential anatomy??

          I can’t help but wonder how much of the high transsexual suicide rate is due to the realization that you haven’t changed your sex at all but merely created a flimsy facade.

      2. Raston Bot

        that’s not really a thing, right?

  18. Enough About Palin

    I just got promoted. After 15 years of doing nothing, suddenly I’m constantly doing stuff. This is so fucked up!

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Make a pass at your boss. Problem solved

      1. …unless the boss is into it. Don’t write a check your genitals can’t cash.

        1. Tonio

          Or other parts…

    2. Tundra

      Congrats?

    3. Don Escaped Texas

      ugh: herding cats

      SME or GTFO

    4. Fatty Bolger

      Don’t worry, next year you’ll be laid off because now you’re making too much money.

      1. Tundra

        Lol. Two of my friends got nuked last year immediately after having the best years of their careers. Fuck beancounter management.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          I’ve known sales people who got canned because they were making more than the CEO with their commissions and the CEO was so thin skinned that they couldn’t handle it.

          1. Tundra

            I suspect this was the case here as well.

            It’s a bad, bad thing.

          2. Don Escaped Texas

            paying commissions is a problem you pray for

          3. Pope Jimbo

            It should be. But CEO’s can be pretty full of themselves…

          4. Don Escaped Texas

            I’ve noticed

            CEO Don would be too busy taking credit for extra revenue leading to extra profit; look at the great sales team I put together.

    1. And check your fucking thermostat.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Filters Q, its filters right now

        1. Sean

          Shit. You’re right. I was supposed to swap mine out this month.

          Thanks Yusef.

          1. Lackadaisical

            Checked mine yesterday… looked good.

  19. Yusef drives a Kia

    Faceit, you showed up! You win a prize! Work!

  20. Enough About Palin

    “So I guess if you need me, I’ll be at the pool for the rest of the summer, because that is pretty much what they ask now. When can we go swimming?”

    That’s how I was raised. And I’m glad I did because at 62, I’m remarkably healthy.

  21. My four year old loves to swim, even though she’s not 100% on the whole not inhaling water part. The problem is, God love her, she’s utterly fearless (except regarding bugs) and never shuts up, so as soon as she hits the water she’s paddling for the deep end and giving you a running stream-of-consciousness narration.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      My kids went in at 9 months, and Mom had then swimming in a season, all three are waterings, it’s a joy to know they are safe when they are that size,mostly safe.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Waterdogs! Fuck!

    2. Pope Jimbo

      The Altar Girl was a fearless swimmer as well. Her first lesson had everyone jump into the pool. All the other kids jumped in close enough to immediately grab the side of the pool. My kid leapt as far as she could into the pool and then started paddling back to the side of the pool.

  22. Certified Public Asshat

    Holocaust Museum Makes a Statement

    The United States Holocaust Memorial Museum unequivocally rejects efforts to create analogies between the Holocaust and other events, whether historical or contemporary. That position has repeatedly and unambiguously been made clear in the Museum’s official statement on the matter – a statement that is reiterated and reaffirmed now. The link to the Museum’s statement is here.

    The Museum further reiterates that a statement ascribed to a Museum staff historian regarding recent attempts to analogize the situation on the United States southern border to concentration camps in Europe during the 1930s and 1940s does not reflect the position of the Museum.

    The Museum deeply regrets any offense to Holocaust survivors and others that may have been engendered by any statement ascribed to a Museum historian in a personal capacity.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Oh my God, guys, when she said “concentration camps” she meant like camps during the Boer War. You know, the Boers, whose descendants it’s racist now to even mention about being killed in South Africa.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Isn’t that where they originated? Or was that the Armenians?

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Boer War predates the Armenian genocide, so yes

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            I Was more thinking about the term, not the timeline, I think it was Rhodes who devised it.

      2. Unpossible. White people cannot be put into concentration camps. If anyone were to try and do so, Cthulhu himself would rise up and strike down the innocent POC being falsely accused all while bellowing “WHITE PRIVILEGE” in the tongue of the Ancient Ones.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Armenians are pretty White, but 1.5 million of them vanished, somehow, in some place, a sort of camp,

    2. What a bunch of alt-right racists.

      1. Rhywun

        Splinter is sad

        Good.

        1. If you want to simulate a traumatic brain injury, go read the comments.

          1. Juvenile Bluster

            After reading the comments I may have given myself an actual brain injury banging my head against the wall.

          2. TARDIS

            Sweet Jesus, I should just listen and take hint sometimes.

      2. Chipwooder

        It’s the museum itself (along with plenty of bad-faith Republicans) that made the leap from “concentration camps” to “Holocaust analogy” without for a moment recognizing—or at least admitting—the term’s well-established historical independence from the Nazi’s treatment of European Jewry.

        Swastikas have a well established historical independence from the Nazis, yet somehow that’s different, right?

    3. Gustave Lytton

      unequivocally rejects efforts to create analogies between the Holocaust and other events, whether historical or contemporary

      I wonder how long before the Holocaust joins myriad other mass murder episodes in textbooks as just another incident. 100 years? 200?

      1. I don’t think you’re gonna need to wait nearly that long. 20 years at most. After all, if it’s treated uniquely, it’s not nearly as useful as a political cudgel.

    4. Tonio

      That’s going to leave a mark.

  23. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. How is the government supposed to get its control freak fix if doctors start pulling shit like this?

    Sartell Family Medicine is part of a growing trend in primary care: reduce healthcare costs and burdensome administrative work by having doctors work directly with patients. It doesn’t accept insurance, and therefore it doesn’t have to go through it.

    Direct Primary Care (DPC) practices instead come with a monthly membership fee. Sartell’s is $80 per individual, or $300 per family. The membership covers unlimited doctor checkups, urgent care-type treatments, vaccines and other relatively simple procedures. Patients can also get house calls for an additional $300 per hour.

    My chiropractor did this years ago and it works great. No insurance, just pay a monthly fee and go when you need it. He raves about how great it is for his business.

    1. LJW

      $300 a month is not a good deal unless they house every specialist you might need in that office. Especially not a good deal for the healthy who only go to the doctor once a year.

      1. Tundra

        Meh. If you have little kids it could be a steal.

        Regardless, it’s great to have options.

      2. Juvenile Bluster

        I pay about $16,000 a year for health insurance for 3 people, with a $5000 deductible and a $7500 out of pocket maximum on a high deductible plan. This kind of plan would potentially save me significant money.

  24. Pope Jimbo

    Sure Iowan and NoDaks aren’t really the sorts of neighbors a great state like Minnesoda deserves, but at least they ain’t Wisconsinites

    They will probably be painting it green and gold this summer.

    1. AlmightyJB

      “Raccoons have figured out how to open the doors, so it’s a fight to keep them out,”

      Freakin’ pest.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        To be fair, if the raccoons hadn’t figured out how to pop those doors, those drunken Packer Backers who bought the monorail would still be trapped inside.

      2. Enough About Palin

        I have one that gets on my roof and tries to come in the window. I do not like it.

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      MN wishes it could invent something as genius as the deep fried cheese curd. Enjoy your lutefisk.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        The great state of Vermont Minnesoda will not apologize for its cheese lutefisk!

  25. Certified Public Asshat

    More Splinter Derp:

    One of the Best Ideas Any Democrats Have Had for a Long Time

    Can you guess?

    Just a blog about the loan forgiveness. It’s apparently never been thought of before.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Free shit? Been around since there has been elections.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        We were warned, but
        WE DIDNT LISTENNNNNNN!!!!!!!

    2. kinnath

      Reps. Ilhan Omar and Pramila Jaypal and Sen. Bernie Sanders unveiled a sweeping proposal on Monday that would cancel all $1.6 trillion in outstanding student debt in America, erasing a burden held by some 45 million Americans. It’s one of the best ideas anyone in the Democratic Party has had in a very long time.

      Torches and pitchforks. It’s time.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        I am a tradesman, wheres my free shit?

        1. kinnath

          I just turned 62. I expected to be buried under AARP brochures and what not in the mail. Instead I’m getting promotional mail from Sallie Mae offering me student loans. The system is truly fucked.

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            They started on me at 50, I’m only 55 now

          2. Enough About Palin

            My brother Tom is 69. He says if you join, they quit sending shit.

          3. grrizzly

            There’s no age limit for joining AARP. There is (or was) a substantial AARP discount on British Airways business class tickets. I know some people joined despite their (relative) youth.

        2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

          Maybe you should have studied something worthy of a subsidy, like Medieval Transgender Studies.

      2. The Other Kevin

        Maybe I’m just not reading the articles too closely, but I don’t recall anyone addressing the reasons for all that debt. Which means in 4-5 years, we’ll do it all over again! Yay!

      3. Don Escaped Texas

        forgiveness . . . . cancel

        At least the headlines should package these ideas with the actions that they truly represent. I dare anyone to tell the plumbers their taxes are going up because Suzy went to Smith.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Raises hand

      4. Tonio

        I don’t think they’ll get that until certain other people get reparations.

    3. Chipwooder

      I repaid my student loans, but I’ll be reimbursed for that, right? Right? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      1. Pope Jimbo

        I’m the giant sucker who is paying for my kids to go through school. I should have made them ring up huge debts I guess.

        1. Certified Public Asshat

          Is there still time for them to do a sweet study abroad on the backs of everyone else?

      2. Yeah, I do wonder whether Ill regret aggressively paying off my 6-figure student loan debt. Well, regret is a bit too strong. It’s the right thing to do, no matter whether fedgov decides to steal money from me and other taxpayers to bail out other student loans.

    4. Juvenile Bluster

      When I went to law school, why did I turn down better schools to go to Syracuse where I got a good scholarship? What an idiot I was.

      1. The Other Kevin

        You didn’t go to college because you couldn’t afford it? You get nothing.
        You went to a cheaper school so you had less to pay off? You get nothing.
        You stuck to a budget so you could pay off your loans on time? You get nothing.

        You overextended yourself borrowing too much for a degree that’s not useful? HERE’S A FAT CHECK!

        1. J. Frank Parnell

          You didn’t go to college because you couldn’t afford it? You get nothing to pay for this bailout.
          You went to a cheaper school so you had less to pay off? You get nothing to pay for this bailout.
          You stuck to a budget so you could pay off your loans on time? You get nothing to pay for this bailout.

          FIFY

          1. Certified Public Asshat

            No, we clearly need reparations for people who never went to college.

        2. Pope Jimbo

          Don’t forget about those of us who never got to sign up for all those cool clubs our student fees paid for because we were too busy working full/part time and left class to go work.

        3. Tonio

          You didn’t go to college because you weren’t college material, but you have a small successful business and you’re not happy about paying for a bailout for jerkoff college kids with studies degrees.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Why do you hate your betters?

      1. I hear an ad on SiriusXm all the time for some debt relief scam, the line that gets me is something like-“If you have over 5 thousand dollars in credit card debt, don’t let the credit card companies trick you into thinking you have to pay it all.” What kind of person buys into that way of thinking? I’ve never been wealthy but I have always paid my debts in full.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          I think it would be more moral for Democrats to argue for bailing out poor people with credit card debt rather than college kids with loans. Both are bad, but only one would actually be an attempt to benefit the least in our society

          1. robc

            what about poor people with rent-a-center debts?

        2. pistoffnick

          ^
          I
          I
          I
          Lannister?

    5. Lackadaisical

      The numbskulls at my kid’s play group were raving about how they really need loan forgiveness and how shitty their lives are… with their 2 cats, and 3 iguanas, and… yeah, lots of expenses they didn’t need to make, but how ever much they’d love to rob me so they can buy a house finally.

      1. I’m always happy as a clam when I get to help others as I’m struggling to pay my bills. Like the other day at the grocery when the girl in front of me was showing her friend her new $300 tattoo as she whipped out her EBT card to pay for her name brand groceries. I bought some ramen and discounted beef that was already brown.

        1. Lackadaisical

          *nods in stingy middle class*

        2. whahappan

          How dare you flaunt your privilege!

      2. Akira

        An ex-girlfriend of mine had a full ride to a big-name state university on a variety of public and private scholarships/aid, but she chose to go to a private university instead where many of those were not applicable. Now she’s in massive debt and enthusiastically supports Bernie Sanders in the hopes that he’ll erase student debt – the student debt that she has entirely of her own choosing (seriously, the school that she passed up has a better reputation than the one she chose, yet this is still the fault of “the system”).

        1. Lackadaisical

          But Akira, how could she know when she signed the loan documents that she’d actually have to pay?

  26. Rebel Scum

    “The president knows the best way to lower costs in health care is to put patients in control by increasing choice and competition,” HHS Secretary Alex Azar said at a phone briefing for reporters Monday morning.

    Nonsense. Everyone knows that centralized, government bureaucrat control is what creates efficiency and lower costs.

  27. Certified Public Asshat

    And now, some good news:

    The new Raspberry Pi 4 is here

    1. Sean

      As of this writing, you also can’t install Retropie, the very popular gaming emulator software, in Buster (believe us, we spent hours trying), nor can you use an existing Retropie image.

      Let me know when they sort that shit out.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Yeah, my Pi3 has been awesome playing old games with my son, but I am ready to move into the N64/PS1 phase (and beyond). I’ve also never been successful pairing bluetooth controllers, which it would be amazing if the 4 solved that issue.

  28. My shocked face, where it be?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re9Xp6cdkro&feature=youtu.be

    TL;DW – Goolag sez that they are the only ones capable of stopping current and future “Trump situations”; tacitly admit altering search algorithm to that end.

    PS: Yes I realize the irony of linking to youtube for this, but bitchute did not have the video. And for those of you still in the Goolag, I’ll just leave this here…

    http://www.protonmail.com

    1. Winston

      How is that declaration of internet independence working out?

    2. Tonio

      “ProtonMail – the choice of paranoiacs worldwide… and maybe beyond.”

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’m only mildly paranoid and I love ProtonMail.

    3. Social Justice is Neither

      Well, that video is gone for a “privacy violation”

  29. While bitchute did not have the Goolag video, it did have this:

    https://www.bitchute.com/video/L0jx2u7qYLIp/

    Paging, HM… HM please dial extension 3…

    1. Winston

      Why would liberals object to tougher sentences for gun crimes

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        And why would conservatives approve of them?

        Gorsuch is the only good, actually legally consistent person on the Court.

        1. Winston

          And why would conservatives approve of them?

          They are lying and/or weak pragmatists?

        2. Tonio

          I love Gorsuch. It’s a shame Kavanaugh is such a statist.

        3. R C Dean

          why would conservatives approve of them

          Because they actually aren’t opposed to gun control at all?

      2. Raston Bot

        “disparate application” is their reasoning, i think.

        1. It’s a theme through the entire Docket. The liberals + gorsuch are pro-accused in criminal cases. Kav is middle of the road, Roberts leans L&O, and the rest are strictly L&O

          1. Juvenile Bluster

            Criminal cases are generally 7-2 in favor of the government. The 2 are either Sotomayor and Gorsuch (4th amendment cases) or Ginsburg and Gorsuch (other criminal cases). This was a rare one.

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            That’s a pretty broad oversimplification. A lot of it depends on the issue at hand.

          3. There were a few interesting ones this cycle. IIRC, one was a 5-4 on whether robbery is a violent crime, and another was 5-4 essentially on whether the death penalty should be legal.

          4. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Those death penalty cases were just getting stupid. Kavanaugh switched sides on two identical cases and then pretended as if the two cases were materially different rather than admitting that he fucked up

  30. Chipwooder

    I know there are some aviation enthusiasts here. I’m not really one, but I stumbled across these videos recently and I’ve been oddly captivated by them.

    1. Tonio

      Supersonic. It’s coming back for commercial aviation.

      1. Winston

        How Green is it?

    2. pistoffnick

      “I know there are some aviation enthusiasts here.”

      Search youtube for “gyrocopter girl”

      You can thank me later.

  31. Didn’t see this in a search unless it was in earlier posts today – followed this story in 2 or 3 parts over the course of the day courtesy of NRO.

    https://www.nationalreview.com/news/u-k-court-reverses-ruling-that-would-have-forced-mentally-ill-woman-to-have-an-abortion/

    At least some common sense is still present – for the moment.

    A British appeals court on Monday reversed a previous ruling that would have forced a mentally disabled woman to abort her child against both her wishes and those of her mother.

    Justice Nathalie Lieven ruled Friday that an unidentified London woman, who is in her twenties but is said by the court to have the mental capacity of a six-to-nine-year-old child, must abort her 22-week-old unborn baby on the grounds that carrying the child to term would damage her mental health.

    “I have to operate in [her] best interests, not on society’s views of termination,” Lieven explained in her decision.

    Lieven argued that the mentally disabled woman, who is reportedly Catholic, would suffer mental distress from delivering the baby even if it were subsequently given up for adoption because “it would at that stage be a real baby.” At this stage of gestation, Lieven argued, the woman does not understand the implications of her pregnancy. “I think she would like to have a baby in the same way she would like to have a nice doll,” the judge said.

    According to a Press Association report, a three-judge panel overturned that decision Monday following an appeal filed by the unidentified woman’s mother, a Nigerian immigrant and former midwife who opposes the abortion and has offered to care for the child. The three judges — Lord Justice McCombe, Lady Justice King, and Lord Justice Peter Jackson — said they would provide their rationale for overturning the previous ruling at a later date.

    Two Catholic bishops in the U.K. had criticized Lieven’s ruling as an assault on the bodily autonomy of the unnamed mother.

    “Forcing a woman to have an abortion against her will, and that of her close family, infringes upon her human rights, not to mention the right of her unborn child to life in a family that has committed to caring for the child,” said Bishop John Sherrington, an auxiliary bishop of the Archdiocese of Westminster.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      The mere fact that the UK is considered to be a part of the “liberal order” discredits liberalism more than anything.

      Where were the condemnations from pro-choice people? Or is “choice” more of a nomenclature more than anything?

      1. Chipwooder

        “Pro-choice” means the correct choice only, of course.

      2. Winston

        Your remarks that liberals discredit liberalism is 100% true. See the Jacobins, Lloyd-George and Asquith or how the Democrats very willingly embraced Wilson and Franklin Roosevelt, etc.

        1. Suthenboy

          They are called revealed preferences and yes, they put the lie to their professed preferences.

    2. Suthenboy

      If there were common sense over there there wouldn’t be any ruling to reverse.

  32. Pope Jimbo

    I loved swimming as a kid. As soon as the ice went out off the lakes, I was agitating to go swimming. I remember one year that I was so obnoxious that my dad actually drove me down to the lake and told me to jump in. I got in to about my knees and turned blue and tried to tell him through my chattering teeth that it wasn’t too bad.

    1. Tundra

      Back in my younger, even stupider days, we used to swim in the BWCA just after ice-out. Polar fucking plunge.

      Chemicals helped then. I think I’d die if I did it now.

    2. Brett L

      I lived a mile from where I live now from age 3-9. From about 6 on, swimming was on the menu Valentine’s Day thru Thanksgiving. Once my parents could not get in with me.

  33. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Trump on Bolton: “I have some hawks. John Bolton is absolutely a hawk. If it was up to him he’d take on the whole world at one time.“ (This has probably already been posted today but here it is again just in case)

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-06-23/trump-unleashes-uber-hawk-bolton-he-would-take-whole-world-one-time

    It’s good you realize that my man, now fire that Mark Twain looking fuck.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      If Trump thinks he can play carrot to Bolton’s stick then he’s too dumb to breathe. The neocon is a machine. You cannot reason or plead with him. His sole mission is to bomb shit

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        I can understand wanting to have different perspectives among your advisors but I don’t think Bolton would be above being a saboteur to a nonmilitary solution for damn near any international problem. The man’s a dangerous snake.

      2. R C Dean

        His sole mission is to bomb shit

        Good thing Bolton can’t authorize a damn thing, then.

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      During the Spanish-American War, Twain became a fervent anti-imperialist, even joining the Anti-Imperialist League.

      He had also given up the cause after a desultory stint in gray.

      Let’s pick a better class of idiot to compare Bolton to!

      1. Winston

        He also thought people were being too mean to Robespierre and how Russia had nothing to fear from revolution.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Do you know who else had a mustache that kinda looked like Bolton’s?

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Captain Kangaroo?

        2. Tres Cool

          John Holmes ?

  34. Winston

    I find this whole obsession with SCOTUS rather worrisome. Isn’t it rather problematic that the judges are appointed by politicians or that these judges need to get their legal theories from somewhere?

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      It’s not perfect, but it’s better than the alternative.

    2. Unreconstructed

      The obsession with the Supreme Court is, in part, based on the same problem that’s causing obsession with the federal government in general: the federal government has usurped far more power than it should ever have had, so people end up focusing on the federal government, rather than state or local governance.

      1. Winston

        The Federal Government appoints SCOTUS so unsurprisingly SCOTUS is filled with Judges who support federal power.

        Then there is how for historical reasons in the US there is a belief that we need a strong federal government to stop slavery and racism. Even supposed anti-nationalists believe that.

  35. Winston

    I’ve mention before whether or not rights exist if no believes in them. It isn’t so much that there is some popularity contest but that it is very difficult to exercise your rights if no one else believes that you have them.

    Also more importantly how can you exercise your rights if you yourself do not recognize that you have them? You do need to learn of your rights from somewhere.

    And yes I’m aware of the dangers of “we need someone to teach us what our rights are!” And the public school system was supposed to that and we see how well that worked.

  36. Idle Hands

    since we live in the greatest/most retarded of all timelines this is happening right now-

    https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1143170307194314752

    1. Tundra

      Oh, that’s really good.

      I may have to order one of those hats…

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Maybe he and the good people at Under Armour will be the ones that bring back sanity to the flashing of innocuous hand symbols.

    3. Rhywun

      L O L

  37. Not an Economist

    Some Czech bad asses. The Masin gang.

    1. Rhywun

      Hawt

  38. Count Potato

    “EXCLUSIVE: Pictured – LAPD off-duty cop who shot and killed nonverbal man in Costco during ‘argument’ over chicken teriyaki as dead man’s family say they fear his mom will not survive

    Beaming on his wedding day, this is Salvador Sanchez, the off-duty LAPD patrol officer who shot and killed unarmed mentally disabled Kenneth French and critically-wounded French’s parents at Costco.

    DailyMail.com can also reveal that the French family fear Kenneth’s comatose mother Paola French, who tried to protect her son from the hail of bullets, may not survive.

    Sanchez, an officer for seven years, killed Kenneth French, 32, at Costco Wholesale in Corona, southeast of Los Angeles, on June 14, after French hit Sanchez.

    Also present during the shooting was Salvador’s wife, Rosemary Quintero and their 18-month-old son.

    Sanchez had been holding the child, waiting for a food sample of chicken teriyaki at the meat counter, when his lawyer David Winslow said an unprovoked French knocked Sanchez temporarily unconscious.

    CCTV footage from the store has not been released yet but witnesses claim, when he came to, Sanchez got up from the floor and fired up to eight times at French with a handgun.

    Kenneth’s father Russell, 58, and mom Paola attempted to protect their son from Sanchez when the officer fired, witnesses have told French family lawyer Dale Galipo.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7167549/PICTURED-Cop-killed-unarmed-nonverbal-man-Costco-dead-mans-mom-not-survive.html

    1. Fatty Bolger

      Bets that the CCTV shows an argument happening before all that?

    2. R C Dean

      Yeah, I’m not believing a thing the cops says until I see the footage.

      witnesses claim, when he came to, Sanchez got up from the floor and fired up to eight times at French with a handgun.

      Assuming he was knocked out, I have to wonder if a mere citizen who gunned a couple of people down in the same circumstances would walk. Because you know he’s going to. Even though he shot up somebody who never attacked him and posed no threat at all.

    3. Suthenboy

      I don’t believe a word of that. I want to see the video.

  39. Winston

    Anyway I am worried that the campaign against thug cops (racist or otherwise) might backfire disastrously. Why? Because it might lead to more federal control over the police and that has never had any bad effects. Look at Weimar Germany or Post WWII Czechoslovakia!

    1. Winston

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Czechoslovak_coup_d%27état

      The activities of the police—headed by Interior Minister Václav Nosek, a Communist

      Matters came to a head in February 1948, when Nosek illegally extended his powers by attempting to purge remaining non-Communist elements in the National Police Force. The security apparatus and police were being transformed into instruments of the KSČ, and consequently, according to John Grenville, endangering basic civic freedoms.[7]

      On 21 February, twelve non-Communist ministers resigned in protest after Nosek refused to reinstate eight non-Communist senior police officers despite a majority vote of the cabinet in favour of doing so.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preußenschlag

      The pretext for this measure was violent unrest in some areas of Prussia and the alleged inability of the Prussian government to handle the matter. The main trigger was the “Altonaer Blutsonntag” (“Altona Bloody Sunday”), a shootout between the SA and Communists in Altona on 17 July 1932, which claimed 18 lives.

      It is more likely however that the Prussian government headed by Minister-President Otto Braun, with authority over the powerful Prussian police force, was simply one of the last major forces standing in the way of Papen’s plans for nationalist rule.[1]

    2. Winston

      Not to mention that the major justification for Double Jeopardy is being thrown out is to deal with racist cops.

    3. R C Dean

      Late to the party, but a few thoughts on this:

      It directs the agency to draft a new rule that would require hospitals to disclose the prices that patients and insurers actually pay in “an easy-to-read, patient-friendly format,” Azar said.

      Funny how it doesn’t mention doctors, no? Especially when almost the entirety of the “surprise bills” that people get are from doctors who are out of network. “Surprise bills” were the headline that got this going, so naturally the proposed solution does absolutely nothing for the supposed problem that needs solving.

      All of our commercial managed care contracts have confidentiality clauses that prohibit us from disclosing what our rates are from that company. If all the hospitals in town can now find out what Blue Cross is paying the hospital with the best rates, do you not imagine that will create upward pressure on rates? “Now we know Blue Cross will pay X in this market, so let’s tell them that’s what we want.”

      The new rule should also “require health care providers and insurers to provide patients with information about the out-of-pocket costs they’ll face before they receive health care services,” he added.

      Can’t be done, because a big chunk of your out-of-pocket is your deductible. We have no idea what that is, and it changes from person to person and day to day. Even the insurance companies can’t tell you today what your deductible will be (and thus, what your out-of-pocket will be) if you have an operation tomorrow, because they don’t know what other services you’ve had that the bills haven’t dropped for.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Ooh! Then an enterprising state AG can sue for collusion! Win win!

      2. Suthenboy

        Sounds like a complete shit-show.

        1. R C Dean

          Yes, health care finance is, in fact, a complete shitshow. It is permeated stem to stern with government (and private) bureaucracy, from Medicare and Medicaid, to state insurance regulators, to insurance companies who calculate their savings in the millions for every day that they delay paying claims.

          1. Akira

            I’m “in the trenches” of healthcare billing, trying to get insurance companies to pay for rejected claims. Also trying to sort out the fucking mess that results when Medicaid seems to think that there’s some other insurance and declines everything but the patient and their family are telling us that there is no other insurance, so the claims just sit there in La-La land while I try to wrangle one of these payers into covering it.

            And half the time, the people who work those health insurance or Medicaid helpdesks have no idea what they’re doing. I had some guy react with utter confusion when I explained to him that these two fills of Oxycodone on the same day are not actually duplicate fills because one is a routine fill and the other is PRN. He had no idea what PRN meant. Another guy required me to spell out every single medication for him (I had about ten claims).

  40. Winston

    https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2019/06/24/clay-travis-and-others-dunk-on-nba-commissioner-for-phasing-out-owner-in-favor-of-something-less-racially-insensitive/

    Whoa, the NBA has retired the term “owner” cuz slavery and replaced it with “governor”.

    Considering how Southern states are headed by governors is that really woke?

    1. Winston

      Also does the implication that black NBA players are being “governed” rather than “owned” much better?

      Not to mention “owner” implies that they own a controlling chunk of the team but “governor” implies that they are just some management position without any stake.

      They could use president but Trump and those slaveowning ones might be triggering.

      1. Rhywun

        I’ve got nothin’. This issue is too stupid for words.

        1. I like it, I always liked those old English shows where some old dude was called “Governor”, in fact from now on that’s my preferred pronoun. Governor Hyperbole, has a nice ring to it.

          1. Winston

            Nothing to get triggered there.

          2. Rhywun

            I thought of “The Major” and guess what? He got censored.

            Best timeline ever my ass.

    2. Ayn Random Variation

      I heard something about this and assumed it was a joke and carried on.
      Where’s that damn meteor? We need to start over.

    3. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      How about Boss. Or maybe Master.

  41. The Bearded Hobbit

    This is hard to take. My Harley looked just like the red on in the foreground.

    1. The Bearded Hobbit

      red one

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      Gov. Chris Sununu ordered all flags on public buildings and grounds in the state to be flown at half-staff from dawn to dusk Monday.

      Posited: half-staff is used too often, and, in any event, the change to allow governors to make such decisions about the local use of the American flag was certainly inappropriate. The flag flies, we take our losses and we move on comforted by the flag at full mast.

      1. The Bearded Hobbit

        Mostly agree. In this case it was a group of Marine vets so dipping the colors might be appropriate.

      2. Yusef drives a Kia

        We acknowledge a bummer,
        CARRY ON!

        1. The Bearded Hobbit

          Interestingly, the only mention that I could find of the incident was on Fox. None of the other news websites that I visit had anything on it.*

          *I didn’t search very hard. As a former biker it was quite disturbing. Couldn’t finish the video on Fox.

    3. Suthenboy

      Fuck.

      I could have gone all day without knowing about that.

  42. Ayn Random Variation

    Can’t swim. Can’t float. Even had lessons on how to float and my ass would just sink
    I am not buoyant, no matter how much I’m told this is impossible.
    I once lost my kick boards in the deep end and calmly walked along the bottom of the pool until my head was above the water.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      I’m the same way. My sister was a swimming instructor who said everyone can do it. She was surprised to find out I couldn’t. My legs are too long for my torso/lungs to maintain a neutral buoyancy at the surface.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        When I sail, it’s always aPFD for all on the boat, when you hit the water, you need to conserve energy, floating helps

    2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      My legs sink too. They are too muscular. At least that’s what I tell myself.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        That’s a humans tenancy, to lay with lungs high, try a backstroke, you can swim for hours, legs up…

        1. Dr. Fronkensteen

          That’s my solution. I can float on my back with minimal movement. But as far as a basic survival float. Nope.

    3. Suthenboy

      Go to a scuba shop, buy a wet suit. 5mm body, 3mm sleeves. That will make you buoyant. Learning to swim when you are buoyant is a snap.

      LEARN TO SWIM. There is no excuse for not being able to swim. It can save your life or the lives of others. You have a moral obligation to be able to swim.

      LEARN TO SWIM.

      1. The Bearded Hobbit

        LEARN TO SWIM

        Cannot be emphasized enough. I can’t remember not knowing how to swim. The first time I was on water skis I was 5 1/2 years old.

      2. Rhywun

        It’s more fun than coding.

        1. Suthenboy

          It isn’t just about fun, though it is a lot of fun. Like Hobbit I can’t remember a time when I couldn’t swim.

          It’s really about that Sunday afternoon bbq at. your son’s house when you suddenly notice your 3 year old grandchild has fallen in the pool while no one was looking.

          1. Rhywun

            Heh I was mostly joking. I can swim well enough, even if I don’t particularly enjoy it. But you’re right – it is a skill that everyone should learn. I took extra lessons at the local HS when I was little.

            And I code for fun 🙂

          2. Tulip

            I had swimming lessons as a kid, but don’t really swim much. Last year, I took lessons again. After the third ear infection, I gave up. I’m content to just splash around.

          3. Suthenboy

            I keep 90% isopropyl in my jeep. I mostly use it to wash my hands but if I swim afterwards I will pour some in my ears. I have earache problems after swimming also. The alcohol puts an end to that problem.

      3. Sean

        YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

        /I can swim and float just fine.

      4. blackjack

        Yeah, I grew up at the beach. We swam in it unsupervised from about 5 y/o on. All day. With waves and shit. I really have no recollection of life before that ( well, I do, but not in regards to water.) I only wore shoes at school until I was maybe 12 or so. Then, it was because of skateboarding.

    4. I had a friend contemplating not taking his kids to swim lessons. Honestly, I find it nearly tantamount to child abuse. You’d don’t’ need to be good at it, but you should at least know the basics. I guess what I’m really saying is blame your parents.

      1. Yup. I learned at age 4 or 5, and was in lessons until I was 10 or 11. My daughter is in lessons at 2, and we were at the pool today teaching her about holding her breath when she jumps in and kicking to surface. Hopefully she becomes more proficient in the water than I am. I’m not uncomfortable, but I’m not great at diving or lapping the pool.

        1. If I hadn’t learned to swim as a young child, I never would have won the beer relay on Daytona Beach in college.

    5. I’m Here To Help

      I used to work at a YMCA, and the aquatics director there was an absolute sadist when it came to the lifeguard training classes. We had another guy who was the “passive” victim who weighed about 250 pounds and would sink like a stone. He could also hold his breath for more than two minutes. I only saw a handful of the trainees successfully get him to the surface and out of the pool.

      I was the “active” victim – the one splashing around on the surface that the lifeguards had to drag back over to the side. The one person that had the easiest time rescuing me was this petite, 90 pound female. After watching me repeatedly tackle and dunk the trainees that attempted rescue before her, she developed a different plan – she swam up to me as I was splashing around, and just as I lunged at her, she punched me square in the face. The momentary shock stopped me long enough for her to spin me around on my back in position to swim me back to the side.

      1. Suthenboy

        You can also dive under the ‘victim’ and come up behind them. I guess punching works too.

      2. The Bearded Hobbit

        One of my buddies, a former sailor, used to say that that was SOP for the guys recovering pilots who had bailed out at sea. He said that they were in such a panic that the sea rescue guy would punch out the pilot to prevent him from drowning the rescuer.

  43. I’m Here To Help

    Summertime in Florida sucks big time without a/c. We’ve been two weeks on a partially functional system, two days on a non-functional system. HVAC company already replaced the coils in the air handler, but found another leak in the outside coils. They’ve been to the house five times in the last two weeks to top off the refrigerant, but that’s not helping anymore. At 8pm, the inside temperature of the house is 92 degrees.

    We have a portable A/C set up in the bedroom, but it’s only cooling it down to the lower 80s, mainly due to two humans and two dogs crammed in here the last few hours.

    It seems only a day or two ago I was complaining about my office getting down into the lower 60s. I should have kept my $&@!ing mouth shut….

    1. Suthenboy

      Ouch. We had a 24 hour power outage last week, and another one last night. Fortunately the storm front last night cooled things off nicely. Last week, not so much.

      I feel for. you.

      It sounds like you need a new system. by the time the coils go out….well check the thermostat and consult with Yusef.

      1. I’m Here To Help

        The system is only a year and a half to two years old. I’m not convinced the air handler coils needed to be replaced, but it was done under warranty, so not a biggie. HVAC company has done us right – haven’t charged us since the initial visit, despite putting two pounds of refrigerant in each time they come out. The last time they did the dye pack and inspected everything, so we’re fairly confident they found the main leak now.

        1. Suthenboy

          Ah, ok.
          Our system is working on 12 years old. I recently had our air guy come check it out just for caution’s sake. The coils are getting fairly corroded and I am sure it will die in the next year or two. We saw this coming and have saved up the money already for a replacement. I am going to replace the HVAC system and water heater at the same time…and moving them down out of the attic. I don’t know who the moron is that dreamed up putting water systems in attics but I am fairly certain they are in hell. Oh, and a new water main. The top layer(3feet or so) of soil on this hill is sliding and the water main (PVC) has broken twice. I am going to replace that with an indestructable single line from a coil.

    2. Rhywun

      *shudder*

      The typical east coast summer fug will soon spread up north to NYC and I won’t like it one bit. Thank god it’s only a few months a year. (Though much later than usual this year.)

    3. At the end of last summer my A/C broke. I figured I wouldn’t need it much longer and would just get it fixed in the spring (money was tight). We proceeded to have the hottest fall in recent memory. 90+ days went on until late October. It was misery. I did have a window unit for my bedroom, but I don’t do anything in there but sleep. I don’t care for hanging out in bedrooms.

      1. I’m Here To Help

        We’ve got a pool. I’ve spent a fair amount of time floating around in that to try to stay cool. Unfortunately, the water is about 85 degrees as well.

  44. Mainer

    “President Trump signed an executive order Monday on price transparency in health care that aims to lower rising health care costs by showing prices to patients. The idea is that if people can shop around, market forces may drive down costs.”

    “Market Forces” is a term of art for “people making choices”. Referring to market forces as if they are some exogenous “force” that acts on people the way gravity acts on your body just muddies your thinking.