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  • Sticks and Stones

    There is only so far somebody can go until they piss off the wrong guy…girl…something.  Recently Dave Chappelle made a splash with his new comedy special on Netflix titled, Sticks and Stones.  Not everybody liked it, especially this individual at Vice. In fact this individual goes so far as to suggest you skip the special unless of course you happen to be transphobic and/or a misogynist.  Lets be real, in this case and is probably what this individual thinks is most appropriate.

    This is my review of Chatham Brewery Farmers Daughter Rye IPA.  (H/T Iobot)

    What was the problem with Chappelle’s Netflix special?  Nothing, to be honest I only found three or four parts to the whole hour to make me physically laugh, although I could see the humor in the rest of it (I’m a curmudgeon).  Dave went too far in the opinion of the individual writing for Vice, and while this individual is entitled to this individual’s opinion, I happen to be entitled to my own.  Free speech and butt-fucking? What a country!

    Chapelle’s controversial 2017 Netflix specials, like The Age of Spin: Dave Chappelle Live at the Hollywood Palladium and Equanimity and the Bird Revelation, honed his voice as a comedian wary of progressive criticism. That voice is even sharper in his latest special. At one point in his routine, he says he doesn’t believe Michael Jackson molested young children. He continues by saying that if Jackson did, the children should’ve felt lucky their first time was with the King of Pop, adding, “Do you know how good it must’ve felt to go to school the next day after that shit?” Chappelle also returned to his now-infamous obsession with making fun of trans people, saying, “[trans people] hate my fucking guts and I don’t blame them. […] I can’t stop writing jokes about these niggas.” This time, those jokes included asking the audience how funny it would be if he was actually a Chinese person stuck inside a Black man’s body, which (you guessed it) also included a racist impression of a Chinese person. He also found time to defend fellow controversial comedians Kevin Hartand Louis C.K., painting them as victims of an overzealous callout culture.

    I too have written about Michael Jackson but I did not make light of it the way Dave does in his special.  I found many of the jokes crude but well within what I have come to expect from Dave.  This is the guy who  wrote an entire sketch about a blind black man in the south who believed he was white, donned actual KKK attire, and shouted WHITE POWER on the pilot episode.  This ultimately doomed his show that only lasted two seasons.

    Why?  Because how do you top that?  I was laughing so hard, I was in tears the first time I watched it in my freshman dorm room.

    The individual writing for Vice focuses on one bit.  Dave refers to a movement, the Alphabet People.  Here he compares the entire movement to a car being driven by “G”, because they are the most privileged and therefore best suited to drive the movement to its ultimate destination.  The “L”?  Nobody has a problem with them…except the “G”.  The “B”?  Well…”B” is the fantasy everyone wants in on, isn’t it?

    Then there is the “T”.  The entire movement is held up by “T”, because quite frankly they are farthest deviation from the mean.  If you want to know the punchline, I suggest you find it on Netflix.

    Here is what the individual writing for Vice doesn’t appear to understand.

    Dave Chappelle’s entire brand is Gallows Humor.  This type of humor is healthy, because it allows an outlet for people that find themselves being oppressed, imprisoned, at war, being tortured, or even just at a funeral to seek psychological refuge from what is driving their misery.  Humor is derived from that which is true, and mocking it–it is healthy.  Is it wrong there are people that do not accept the Alphabet People?  Yes.  Is it okay for somebody to identify a particular reason why a certain segment of the Alphabet People and poke fun at why?  Again, yes.

    This is what comedians do.

    Since the individual writing for Vice also spent time on the epilogue after the special where Dave tells an audience a story about transwoman (…that is one of these for those of you confused by the terms) found delight in Dave’s bit about the Alphabet People.  Here the transwoman tells Dave she wished more people would make jokes about ‘T” because it “normalizes” them.  This does make sense to a degree.  A good example of this may be in the character Cpl Maxwell Q. Klinger from M*A*S*H*.  Did he crossdress on purpose as part of a long running gag?  Yes.  In spite of his hating the Army, his job, and doing everything he could to get out of the Army the other characters did make fun of him for wearing a dress but they respected him because he did his job anyway and did it well.  Klinger is a beloved character for that reason, and a man in a dress is fairly normal because the character is funny. The individual writing for Vice does not believe this actually happened–even if a photo of the transwoman was placed in the credits.

    Like anything else controversial, don’t take my word for it or some individual writing for Vice.  Watch it and decide for yourself.

    This beer is also unusual.  It straddles a line between differing styles and ends up with an enjoyable product.  IPA by itself offends a lot of people, but by using rye malts results in something much more balanced, and much more interesting.   I like rye, I don’t like IPA but the combination is good.  Chatham Brewery Farmer’s Daughter Rye IPA:  4.0/5

     

  • Saturday Morning Links of Regularity

    And fittingly, the week ended with me getting sick and having some massive… ummm… never mind, SP gets annoyed with me when I talk about it. So I won’t. But I will mention birthdays, which include the guy who inspired this site; an amazing asshole; one of the funniest humans to ever walk this planet; one of the greatest players to ever wear the black and orange; and the guy who put the ham in hamster (or maybe the other way around).

    Oh yes, the news.

     

    Troll In Chief raises concern. CONCERN!

     

    I know, let’s have government run health care. They have such a good track record!

     

    “Do I eat this or stand on it?”

     

    They’re not morons, you’re sexist.

     

    Maybe if they didn’t make such shitty cars… Say, didn’t our pockets get picked a few years ago to subsidize this shitshow? Oh, wait, it’s not theft, it’s investment. Thanks, Obama!

     

    Glad we don’t live in a police state.

     

    Resemblance to Soviet propaganda posters is purely intentional.

     

    A tiny, tiny piece of good news. Very tiny.

     

     

    Old Guy Music is one of the classics and as close to an actual hit as this band ever got.

  • Friday Night All Star Cryptid Advice Round Up 2

    She will not be giving advice.

    Greetings, Glibertariat. We at Glib HQ decided to do the All Cryptid Advice Rodeo, Goat Rope … Festival? Uh, whatever you would call all 3 Guest Cryptids giving advice in one post, once again. So, without further delay, we will turn to our Senior Cascadia Correspondent, STEVE SMITH. STEVE?

    DR. STEVE SMITH, FCRAP.

    STEVE SMITH HONORED BE FIRST. HIM GIVE GOOD ADVICE. IT TAKE TO TODAY FOR STEVE SMITH BRAIN NOT BE AFRAID, BECAUSE SUGARFREE POST. BUT HIM HERE HELP OUT! SILLY SLATE HOOMANS NEED STEVE SMITH GIVE BETTER ADVICE.

    Q: I have a pretty straightforward problem: My girlfriend only gets properly wet during sex when we talk about her having sex with other men. She talks about a lot of men from her past—stories that I assume are part fantasy, though I know she’s had a lot of partners. I didn’t take this personally at first, but it is literally every single time. After a long streak of this, I tried to say “Not this time, OK, babe?” She agreed, but then it became clear it needed to happen for her to be properly aroused. I go down on her and there is plenty of foreplay, but nothing else works. I suppose we could try lubing her up to help pave over her not being turned on enough, but that seems like it skirts the real problem. Is there any way to help her move on from her fixation on this kink? I nearly love the gal and other elements of our relationship tell me we’re attracted to each other, but I can’t spend the rest of my life listening to what other men have done to her every time we have sex.

    – Storytime

    A: THIS EASY. TAKE GIRLFRIEND TO STREAM. THROW IN WATER, RAPE. NO WORRY ABOUT MAKING SILLY TALK. STEVE SMITH LIKE WHEN HIM CATCH HOOMANS FISHING IN STREAMS. SAVE TIME. AND WEAR TEAR. BUT IF NO HAVE STREAM, GET TAPE. MAYBE TENNIS BALL? IT US OPEN TIME, SHOULD BE SALE OF TENNIS BALL! THAT STOP BLAHBLAHBLAH. LAST IDEA – MAYBE YOU JUST BAD AT SEX? WATCH STEVE SMITH, LEARN.

    FREE CASCADIA! (AND NO READ SUGARFREE UNLESS WELL LIT AREA AND HAVE TEDDY BEAR NEAR)

     

    … OK then. Thank you, um, DR. SMITH. We will next hear from our Head-on-the-Scene at the Vortex, ZARDOZ. Over to you, ZARDOZ.

     

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ WILL MAKE SURE THE CHOSEN ONES REMAIN ON THE ONE TRUE PATH….THE VORTEX PATH. ZARDOZ WILL SPEAK ADVICE THAT WILL GUIDE THE CHOSEN ONES TO THE WAY OF CLEANSING THE BRUTALS WHO PLAGUE THE EARTH. AND WRITE SYNDICATED ADVICE COLUMNS… GO FORTH AND READ!

    Q: I am a single male in my early 50s who looks younger. A married couple approached me and expressed their desire for me to become intimate with them as a couple. They are only acquaintances. I was surprised but interested when they told me they have an open marriage and would like me to participate with the wife. They are into threesomes, swinging and swapping. I have never participated in such activities, although I admit that I am now very curious. They know I am a religious person and told me that they don’t consider it to be adultery or coveting since they are willing participants and there are no secrets or desire to break up their marriage. I told them I’d think about it and get back to them.

    When I discussed it with my married brother, he was all for it. But when I talked about it with my divorced sister, at first she thought I was trying to recruit her as a participant, which I was not. Once I cleared that up, she voiced no opinion. I am a clean-cut boy-next-door type of person. I don’t flirt with women, and I’m discreet about my personal life. This could be why this couple approached me. I would appreciate your thoughts. — CURIOUS IN CALIFORNIA

    A: MISERABLE BRUTAL – YOU ARE BIPEDAL PROOF THE PENIS IS EVIL! HAS NOT ZARDOZ INSTRUCTED ALL OF YOU ON THIS MORE THAN ONCE? NOW YOU SEEK TO DOUBLE THE PENIC ACTIVITY WITH THE FEMALE BRUTAL?! STOP SHOOTING SEEDS THAT CREATE NEW LIFE, LEST YOU BE STRUCK DOWN BY AN ANGRY ALLAH, VENGEFUL YHWH OR PLUGGED BY A BRUTAL EXTERMINATOR WIELDING THE GIFT OF THE GUN. ZARDOZ CAN ONLY HOPE YOU GO TO CONFESS YOUR ERROR AND GET CLEANSED BY YOUR LOCAL RELIGIOUS AUTHORITY.

    None of that!

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    Not really a theological prescription I had expected to hear, but it is the Cyptids’ post… Soooo. Last, but by no means least, we have our Maritime Correspondent, SEA SMITH. SEA, what do you have for us?

    SEA SMITH HEAR ORANJ MAN WANT BUY GREENLAND? SEA SMITH HANG OUT THERE!

     

    SEA SMITH IS MOST POLITE CRYPTID! HE ALWAYS SAY PLEASE, THANK YOU WHEN RAPE SHIP AND CREW! HE READ ADVICE AND THINK, HE DO BETTER THAN SILLY LAND HOOMAN, MS. MANNERS! COME SEE SEA SMITH MANNERS ADVICE. IT BEST!

    Q: When one person is already in a narrow hallway, and another person comes down the stairs and tries to enter the hallway and pass by the person already in the hallway, what should happen?

    A: THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN SEA SMITH BOARD SHIP! CREW RUN SCREAM AND TRY GO THROUGH HATCH AND HIDE BELOW. THEM RUN INTO OTHER CREW HOOMAN IN HALL. WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN? THEM GET ALL TANGLE UP, FALL DOWN AND MAKE EASY FOR SEA SMITH CATCH ALL THEM. BY CATCH, MEAN RAPE.

    THIS EASY! TRY NEXT.

    Q: Could you please tell me proper etiquette for a wedding reception that has now been changed to a “pre-elopement party”? Does this call for the same gift as a wedding?

    A: SEA SMITH USUALLY BRING SAME GIFT ALL PARTIES. GIFT OF RAPE. BUT IF PRE-ELOPMENT PARTY, BRING TWO GIFT. FISH, AND RAPE. THEM NEED MORE GIFT, SINCE THEM RUN AWAY. MOST HOOMANS RUN AWAY SEA SMITH….IT NOT MATTER WEDDING OR ELOPE!

    ONE MORE!

    Q: If someone is riding in the back seat of a car with friends, and the driver drops off the other friends first, should the remaining one in the back seat move up to the front seat?

    A: SEA SMITH NO RIDE IN CAR. BUT WHEN HE GET IN BOAT, ALL OTHER GIVE SEAT SEA SMITH, WHEN THEM JUMP OVERBOARD. SO SEA SMITH ADVISE, GO WHERE WANT. DRIVER OBJECT, RAPE THEM, TAKE CAR.

     

    COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE!

     

    Uhhh… yeah. That…that will wrap up this installment of the Great Cryptid Advice Roundup.

  • Friday Afternoon Florida as Venezuela Links

    So I went out to fill up my gas tank, because I was on empty and have been gone all week, and got to wait in line for the privilege of buying premium at the third gas station that I went to. My wife went to the grocery store because she always shops on Friday and got to experience bread and water rationing. Why? Why you crazy fucking Florida people? I also engaged in a little pre-storm deforestation of my yard, but only because I hated those trees anyways and I told my boss I needed to have some flex in my schedule today to storm prep. Now I have a picture to send him. At least there was plenty of beer at the store.

    Seriously, though. Anyone on the East side who wants to come West instead of getting all the way out the state can contact me at: brett_bolt -at- yahoo

    Apologies if any of these links are repeats, I’ve been away

    I’m really enjoying the UAW talking about “a few bad apples” — by which they mean both of the most recent organizational presidents. I was in Detroit this week, so there was more news than I can find in this article. I especially liked the one with the neighbor texting his wife about there being “stacks of cash” being taken out of his garage by the Feds. Of course, this is all Trump’s fault.

    This space hotel has to be spun up under gravity, or they’ll never be able to get the sheets clean.

    Linklater is really taking this thing about filming over time too far.

    You know what the VA hospitals don’t need? Serial killers.

     

    Oh, and happy Toolstice

  • What Are We Reading – August 2019

    JW

    I picked up a refurbed Kindle Paperwhite recently, so I’m actually reading something, other than the articles in Playboy.  I took it with me on vacation and started “Leviathan Wakes”, by James S.A. Corey; book 1 of what “The Expanse” is based on.  I enjoyed the series greatly, so I thought it would be fun to see how much it differs from the book.  Short answer, if you go by the show’s seasons, quite a bit.  None of the gubmint characters who figured prominently in the show’s early episodes have been introduced as yet.  No Mars-Belt war in the show either.

    But, it’s solidly enjoyable read and good for the show’s background material, as I like punishing myself with that kind of minutia.

    Who knows, now that I have a Kindle just lying around, maybe I’ll finally start reading regularly again.  Maybe.

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    Finally finished The Last Policeman. It should’ve been an enjoyable procedural set just before the world ends, but I had too much going on to read it in a single siting and it suffered by being broken up into little bits and pieces. I’m currently working on Anne Corlett’s The Space Between the Stars because it was available in the local public library’s audiobook section and it had name recognition from io9’s review of it. It’s actually pretty enjoyable. A plague wipes out everyone but a handful of people were isolated for various reasons spread across Earth’s far-flung colonial system. The government is made up of assholes and the main character just wants to be left alone.

    mexican sharpshooter

    I ain’t got nothin…I’ll pick something up for next time around.

    OMWC

    Most of my reading time has been with such fascinating places as LinkedIn and Monster. But I did pull down an old favorite off the shelf, Charles Coulson’s Valence. One of my long-time geekeries and the thing in college that sidetracked me from an original career aim of engineering to becoming a chemist was an inordinate fascination with what holds molecules together and why they have the shape they do. This book and Pauling’s Nature of the Chemical Bond were almost fetish objects to Young Man With Candy. Did I mention I was a geek? If you were always itching to have a really lucid comparison of the molecular orbital and valence bond approaches to understanding molecular structure and dynamics, you have found Nirvana. The math level is low enough that even old and rusty guys like me can deal with it- basic differential equations and linear algebra.

    Side note: Coulson was also a religious author and coined the phrase “God of the Gaps.” He was the PhD adviser to Peter Higgs of the Higgs Boson fame, and an early advocate of using science to improve food production in the Third World- I would not be surprised to find that he was an inspiration for Norman Borlaug.

     

    SugarFree

    I’m rereading The Expanse series, including all the prequels and interstitial stories. It is some really solid science fiction, something rare these days. I hope Amazon doesn’t screw the pooch with the new season.

    As a side note: Another Life, on Netflix, may be the worst science fiction television of the decade. The plot is derivative–a mash-up of a few other things and done poorly, relies on the “everyone’s an asshole!” model of character development to create drama, the science is laughably bad (why in the fuck would you need to do a gravity slingshot around a sun if you have FTL drive?) and it is seemingly produced and written by people who hate science fiction.

    Brett L

    I went and picked up one of The Expanse novellas, this one the back-story on Amos. Had I read it before the particular book that dealt with Amos’s return to Baltimore (still a shithole, OMWC!, even in 2250) I might have liked it more. It really didn’t add much. As an aside, I binge watched the first three seasons of The Expanse. Although the character playing Amos is too young and thin, the guy playing him does a great job of capturing Amos’s core character as a nice guy who thinks kids should be protected and all other human life is completely worthless. It is a strange, friendly, dead-eyed psychopathy that the actor pretty much nails.

    I also read the first book of Larry Correia’s Monster Hunter series. I give it a solid B. It breaks no new ground, the characters are fine, and the story moves along. It does kind of feel like the Koch brothers funded vision of The Laundry Files.

    For business, I picked up Effective Azure DevOps, because while I’m not drinking the devops Flavor-Aid, I did just lose a senior resource, and anything I can do to standardize and automate our build and deploy process will help me deliver a more consistent product and not have to do as much rework, which I no longer have the resources to indulge in where avoidable. Like any other set of IT practices, one should always be aware that your business is not necessarily the one the authors had when they created the process.

     

  • Friday Morning Links

    Bearcats Beat Bruins In Battle.

    Its Friday, and college football is almost here!!! Well, it actually started already but not really. Minnesoooooda almost rowed to boat into an iceberg but came back to avoid pulling a Michigan. Utah pounded BYU. Cincinnati beat UCLA. Arizona State, Clemson, aTm and a couple other teams won big.  A few more games tonight and then we will finally be to the first full football Saturday of the year.

    The Astros lost to the Rays in a wild game that took over 4 hours and included Rays pitchers walking three Astros home. Other winners were Cleveland, Oakland, the Minnesoda Twins, Chicago (NL), Miami, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Arizona, and San Diego.

    Smona Halep got bounced and Coco Gauff won a very fun match on the ladies side. Nothing out of the ordinary happened on the mens side of the draw and we get closer to some very compelling matches and week 2 of the US Open.

    See what I mean? You could drive a Mack truck through there!

    Spanish king Peter The Cruel, who I’ve never heard of before, was born on this day. As were: author Mary Shelley, “The Kingfish” Huey Long, annoying actress Shirley Booth, prolific actor Fred MacMurray, the greatest hitter of all time Ted Williams, boxing trainer extraordinaire Angelo Dundee, billionaire Warren G Buffett, cartoonist Robert Crumb, idiot Molly Ivins, once-funny Lewis Black, NFL player STEVE SMITH, largemouthed actress Cameron Diaz, and musician Aaron Barrett.

    That’s a pretty decent list. But the show must go on, so here are…the links!

    Any of you guys starting to get a little bit of a rack? Well, you’re in luck!

    Looks like Hurricane Dorian is gonna be a monster. And a slow-moving one at that.  Stay safe Florida-Georgia Glibs.

    Smug asshole.

    James Comey commits a shitload of crimes. Avoids prosecution under new “separate but equal” justice system that seems to be applied to every public official of stature imaginable. Hell, the dude went so far as to demand apologies for everybody that said he was a crook.  Because fuck you, that’s why.

    Looks like Illinios is fucking up pot legalization. But don’t worry. Elected officials are scrambling to ensure the right amount of graft is connected to its implementation.

    What has two thumbs and is back on YouTube? Not this guy!

    Just in case you needed to get your fix of crazy shit, InfoWars is back on YouTube!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaand, it’s gone.

    Far-right outlet Infowars made a short-lived return to YouTube Thursday after its banishment last year, briefly illustrating social media’s struggle to remove rule-breaking content while still maintaining a forum for free expression.

    If you’re banning shit left and right, you’re not maintaining a forum for free expression. You’re within your right as a business owner, but let’s not pretend you’re a forum for free expression, ok?

    You want a ridiculous fear-mongering headline? Well I’ve got just the headline for you then. No spoilers. You’ll have to look for yourself to see how absurd it is.

    Man, I miss these guys. They were so freaking good. Anyway, enjoy!

    Now go have a great day and even better weekend, friends!

  • Violins of Hope

    A couple of years ago my mom asked if I would be interested in building a workbench for the Violins of Hope display that came to Nashville in 2018. The symphony (where she volunteers) organized it with the library.  Sure, why not. I like to build stuff and after meeting with those heading the project I had absolutely no idea what to build for them. So I did what I do best. I build something and hope they like it.

    A brief background in the Violins of Hope project from the Wikipedia page- “The Violins of Hope collection is a collection of Holocaust related string instruments in Tel Aviv, Israel. The instruments serve to educate and memorialize the lives of prisoners in concentration camps through concerts, exhibitions and other projects. The collection is owned by father and son team Amnon and Avshalom Weinstein, who are both violin makers.”

    My task was to replicate a luthier’s (fancy talk for violin maker) workbench like the ones the Weinsteins have at their workshop in Israel. Since money was tight (non-existent actually) I didn’t get to fly to Israel and visit their workshop. Instead I got to look at a few photos, and go from there. The only problem with the photos is they don’t really show the workbench. Instead they show the master craftsmen and the astounding number of violins in their shop. And really, does anyone want to see their workbench? Well, me actually. I figured it would look something like this –

    Next, I got to thinking about workbench theory – size, use, material, sturdiness, etc. This involved lots of research on the internet, of which only a small portion was beneficial. So I started with material and research on which woods are native to Israel, but are also available here in the United States and narrowed it down to cypress, cedar, and pine. Cypress is too nice, cedar is too fragrant and didn’t seem like the right choice so I picked pine. Easy enough. Home Depot here I come.

    I didn’t take as many pictures of this project like I normally would, but it started with giving everything a nice sanding. Not to make it smooth, but to get rid of the logos and stamps that were visible. Nothing says old workbench like a new Weyerhauser logo. Also, I figured nails would give it a nice detail, and I ran the 2x4s through the table saw to remove the rounded edges. This would make each board nice and square and make the bench look like it was made quickly using the cheapest materials around. After all, your time and money is spent on your projects not your workbench. Unless you are actually doing the old style woodworking with hand planes, bench dogs, and stuff like that. Then you want a sturdy bench. I don’t do that and I don’t think that is needed to build and repair violins.

    I used some screws to attach the legs to the frames in case it needed to be disassembled. Now I just needed to make it look old by darkening the wood.

    The museum curators wanted to be able to hang stuff from from the back so I attached this old sheet of pegboard I had laying around. 

    And then it was time to put a few coats of poly on it.

    And the final product…

    It went on display at the downtown branch of the Nashville library for a good 2 or 3 months. Lots of visitors came to see the display…

    …but also to look at the violins the Weinsteins have repaired.

    They made a little picture book and the workbench made it in…

    There is one violin that has a swastika and a Heil Hitler scribed inside of it that the owner likely didn’t know was in there. It was only discovered when the Weinsteins took it apart to repair it.  Did whoever do that wake up that morning and think about how he could be a dick that day? Christ, what an asshole. 

    The Nashville Symphony held a meet and greet for local luthiers that donated a bunch of the odds and ends for the display and the Weinsteins came and spoke at it. Afterwards I was riding in the elevator with the Weinsteins and the elder asked who made the workbench. We had a brief, but fun conversation about it and I felt honored that it was appreciated.

  • Afternoon Fill In The Links

    Yes, cocaine was involved. That’s our Brett. But at least he called in for a I’m All Fucked Up Day, and the Old Man, being unemployed and having nothing better to do, stepped in. And watch it, I have a blowgun concealed under my tallis and I know how to use it.

    Shit, sloopy did all the birthdays. Well, OK, he saved me the effort. Yayy, sloop!

    May as well do news, then.

     

    KEEP US THE FUCK OUT OF THIS!

     

    How to win friends and raise consciousness. That will convince everyone!

     

    Note the chart at the top of the article. Well, there goes the narrative.

     

    Four different kinds of brown. That’s diversity!

     

    Remind me to avoid Soho.

     

    LISTEN TO HIM, HE’S A ROCK GUITARIST!!!!

     

    The Island of Dr. Moreau. Seriously, this is geeky-cool.

     

    Isn’t this the cousin of one of us?

     

    Old Guy Music today features the Birdthday Boy. And a wonderfully complex little ditty, accompanied by an incredibly young Miles as a bonus.

  • Thursday Morning Links

    I had so much hope yesterday when Serena dropped that first set. But the girl she was playing got nervous and kinda choked a bit. But watching a female serve and volley that much was kinda fun.  It also reminded me of this scene from possibly the greatest documentary of all time. I am hopeful that she won’t win the tournament now. Unfortunately, I am starting to feel the same about Joker. That shoulder doesn’t look good.

    Just keep on winning!

    College football is so close I can feel it.  Until then, I’ll just have to watch my Firstros keep winning. They took their second in a row off the Rays and breathed a little life into Boston’s postseason hopes, who won to get back within 4 games of the second WC slot. Those chowderheads may sneak back into the race yet. Other winners were: Milwaukee, NY (AL), Philly, Washington, Atlanta, Chicago (NL), Cleveland, Cincinnati, Minnesooooooda, Kansas City, LA (NL), and Texas.

    Arriba Arriba!

    I love starting the birthday list off with a heavyweight like John Locke. It usually means there are a few other big names on the list today. Let’s see…we’ve got” actress Ingrid Bergman, actress Isabel Sanford, jazzman Charlie “Bird” Parker, actor Richard Attenborough, not-so-good fighter pilot John McCain, actor Elliott Gould, tv personality Robin Leach, cartoon character Speedy Gonzales, and pedophile-musician Michael Jackson. A few big names there.

    Alrighty then, lets get on with…the links!

    Hurricane Dorian ripped through the Virgin Islands and is headed to Florida. Its expected to be at least a Cat 3 storm. Stay safe over there, friends.

    MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell is quickly walking back his essentially unsourced claim that “Russian oligarchs cosigned Trump loans”. But its all good. The narrative was set, eh comrade?

    Jesus, look at these busybody pricks. IF YOU DON’T THINK THEY’RE SAFE, THEN DON’T RIDE ONE, ASSHOLE!  Also, somebody needs to claw back the CDC. Mission creep there has gotten out of control.

    Run for your lives, its a … sugary soda

    Oh, sweet Mother of God.  the TSA gets even more retarded. I have a question: what the fuck are the rape-scanners and X-ray machines for if you’re banning shit because it “looks too much like a bomb”? Wouldn’t the X-ray show that, you know, it isn’t one?

    Ilhan Omar may be in deep shit.  But she’s said she doesn’t want to talk about it. And the media are largely letting her get away with it. Hopefully this results in a deeper examination of campaigns paying family members or other “close friends” ridiculous amounts of money. I think America would be pretty fucking shocked what someone can get paid to stuff envelopes if they’re related to the right person.

    Europe anxious to stop Brexit as Germany and other members hurtle toward recession. You know, maybe if y’all hadn’t been such dicks, you’d have already had a trade agreement in place and there wouldn’t be cause for panic.  But no. Petty bureaucrats gonna petty bureaucrat.

    That’s all I got.  Except for this, which is awesome. And all those guys are married to hot chicks, by the way.

    Alright, go out there and have a great day friends!