Saturday Morning Links of Regularity

And fittingly, the week ended with me getting sick and having some massive… ummm… never mind, SP gets annoyed with me when I talk about it. So I won’t. But I will mention birthdays, which include the guy who inspired this site; an amazing asshole; one of the funniest humans to ever walk this planet; one of the greatest players to ever wear the black and orange; and the guy who put the ham in hamster (or maybe the other way around).

Oh yes, the news.

 

Troll In Chief raises concern. CONCERN!

 

I know, let’s have government run health care. They have such a good track record!

 

“Do I eat this or stand on it?”

 

They’re not morons, you’re sexist.

 

Maybe if they didn’t make such shitty cars… Say, didn’t our pockets get picked a few years ago to subsidize this shitshow? Oh, wait, it’s not theft, it’s investment. Thanks, Obama!

 

Glad we don’t live in a police state.

 

Resemblance to Soviet propaganda posters is purely intentional.

 

A tiny, tiny piece of good news. Very tiny.

 

 

Old Guy Music is one of the classics and as close to an actual hit as this band ever got.

Comments

388 responses to “Saturday Morning Links of Regularity”

  1. Timeloose

    Good morning OMWC. I really like old propaganda art, but I don’t want some WPA or Soviet era programs to need them.

  2. Festus

    How did you know that I imbibed edibles last night for a sleep aid and it had the opposite of the desired effect? I Love that fucking song! Thanks, Old man.

    1. Timeloose

      I enjoy every Zappa song I hear, but I never went deep. With any of his music. It’s funny because he influenced a lot of what I listen to.

      1. Festus

        I had a buddy when I was a youngster that had ALL of Frank’s commercial output on vinyl.

        1. Count Potato

          Wow

      2. Old Man With Candy

        When I started working at my last megacorp job, I was warned about the crusty old chemist who hated everyone, but particularly hated anyone with a doctorate and anyone who was his boss. I went over to his bench to chat and he was playing a YouTube vid of Latex Solar Beef. I grinned and sang along with the next verse. “You know that song?” “Fuck yeah, I could tell you the lyrics of every song on this album. And probably 90% of all the pre-1980 Zappa songs.”

        First time he was ever impressed with a new boss. Definitely broke the ice.

        1. Festus

          That would be me. Tried to do Karaoke once but all they had was “Valley Girl”. Sad! I would have killed for some “Dirty Love” or “Camarillo Brillo”.

          1. Old Man With Candy

            I can do those, but I’m more of an Electric Aunt Jemima or Dog Breath In The Year Of The Plague kinda guy.

          2. cyto

            “Dong work for Yoda” or GTFO!

            (holy crap, would that be hilarious at karaoke)

    2. Festus

      I stopped smoking weed about 25 years ago because every once in awhile it would make me feel squirrely. This experiment has not wandered far from the consensus. In fact you might call it settled science.

      1. Timeloose

        Have you tried CBD’s alone? They work well on me and the dog.

        1. Festus

          I’d have to look into it. My brain ain’t wired like other people’s and the science is so unsettled. I just took it as a lark. Mind you, it’s only been three hours.

      2. 61North

        Yeah, the weed doesn’t do it for me.

        *pours another pint of box wine at 415 am*

        1. Festus

          *nods and cracks another beer*

          1. 61North

            Weed advocates are nearly as bad as tomato people. Yes, i’ve tried your 1879 Missouri heirloom tomato. No, I didn’t like it. Fuck you. I flat don’t like raw tomatoes. Shut up about it.

          2. Festus

            ^ Yes. This.

          3. Fourscore

            Scratch these guys off the list.

            /Puts heirloom list back in billfold

  3. Gender Traitor

    Marginally on topic, this St. Jude spokeskid always reminds me of birthday boy and Funny Human Buddy Hackett.

    1. Timeloose

      He does remind me of Hackett.

      1. Fourscore

        I like that kid, in spite of all his physical difficulties, he appears happy. Always seems to be grown up and concerned for the other kids at St Jude’s.

    2. Festus

      Okay, you’re killing me right now. Please stop before I cry again…

      1. Gender Traitor

        Cool! I only come here to toy with your emotions. That’s how you know I’m really a chick – it’s what we do.

  4. westernsloper

    Is that a giant turd sculpture?

    1. Suthenboy

      It’s pretty shitty.

      1. Tejicano

        ” I think somebody is interested in buying your museum because they left a deposit.”

      2. Slammer

        I’ll pass

        1. westernsloper

          I don’t really have a pun but I will grunt one out anyway.

    2. Slammer

      That has to be San Francisco

  5. Suthenboy

    The president has absolute authority to decide what is or isn’t classified. More CNN mendacity. I am shocked.

    The only people cheering on single payer are people who have never had to use it.

    Next we get to see Beta eat his own boogers or sniff his own farts? What a pathetic narcissist. Does he also photograph and keep a record of all of his food? Poop?

    I can only imagine the gibberish that would follow were we to ask Salon to define Science.

    Fascism results in the decline of industry. This comes as a bit of a surprise as we have never seen such a thing before.

    Meaning comes from context. I can see how a finger gun could be construed as a threat but I would be loath to rule such.

    Propaganda posters. Didn’t Obama do that bit already? Leftists, always and everywhere the same right down to the propaganda art.

    Keep. your hands off of my junk. Period. It aint up for discussion.

    1. Fourscore

      ” finger gun could be construed as a threat”

      All my 6 year old friends (and I) would have been in the slammer for all the bad guys we encountered just walking to school. It went on for years, even without TV to emulate. Luckily we didn’t have recording devices, we’d have been on the internet FOREVER.

      1. Suthenboy

        That is why I would be loath to rule such. Most of the time it isn’t and how does a third party determine which is and which isn’t? Context is important.

        1. Festus

          They give a farthing’s worth of shit for context. They want control by any means necessary.

        2. Fourscore

          Context is nebulous. “I’m gonna whip your ass” says one guy to another in a bar, as he buys him a beer. Parking lot, “I’m gonna whip your ass” as two old buds shake hands, go inside.

          Now those same 6 year olds get suspended from school for a little cops and robbers.

          It always seems like the real problems are caused by the quiet guy that sits in the corner, minding his business.

    2. Tejicano

      ”a finger gun could be construed as a threat”

      With my background and the hardware I used to own before that tragic boating accident I could never get away with this type of threat against anybody who could claim there were bad feelings behind it.

    3. whiz

      Propaganda posters. Didn’t Obama do that bit already?

      Yes. But that sort of thing has a long history.

  6. Resemblance to Soviet propaganda posters is purely intentional.

    The Hollywood blacklist of communists was terrible, but blacklisting Leni Riefenstahl was somehow virtuous.

    1. Suthenboy

      As I recall years later it came out that most of those people were dyed in the wool commies. Hollywood isn’t much different today.

      1. Festus

        Yup. They were trying to subvert your Republic from within.

        1. Lackadaisical

          Sadly, they succeeded.

      1. Festus

        He’s not even an American.

      2. I like how the first reply is by “GOP Pouncer”.

      3. Rufus the Monocled

        Canuckian moron.

        The worst kind of person is the modern progressive who front charities but act like complete fascist buffoons.

        That’s what I call ‘cancel virtue’. They do good work but then offset it with a bad act.

      4. AlmightyJB

        He’s getting obliterated in the comments. Did he not realize Trump was on Oprah and Hillary went to his wedding and he used to be a darling of the Hollywood establishment?

    2. Rhywun

      “union-printed”

      *swoon*

  7. 61North

    I missed Zardoz/STEVE SMITH advice column last night, but I found out my MILFy kinda neighbor is a widow and moving away this fall. On a scale of ‘not very smart’ to ‘invading Russia in the fall’, how bad of an idea is it to go for it?

    1. Fourscore

      A going away gift? From you to her or vice-versa?

      1. 61North

        She’s a very nice woman and appears to be a good mother, so I’d frame it as two adults doing adult things and nothing more.

        1. Festus

          Hop on that Big Fella!

        2. AlmightyJB

          “She’s a very nice woman and appears to be a good mother”

          Sounds like you like and respect her. So as long as you act accordingly it’s all good.

    2. ElspethFlashman

      It’s a 2.3 on that scale – so my advice is at least try.

      1. Lackadaisical

        ^this.

        I’m not seeing the downside, except that you don’t intend to be in a long-term relationship, which carries it’s own perils, maybe not moral ones, but practical.

    3. Gender Traitor

      How badly does she want another father for her kids?

      1. Festus

        Ooooh. Hadn’t looked around that corner. GT has a cogent point!

      2. 61North

        Not sure, but I want zero part of that. The other neighbors said he was a great guy, and, well, I’m kind of a lowlife.

        1. Gender Traitor

          Yeah, now see if she were divorced, she’d at least be likely to be hauling a fair load of bitterness as baggage. I’d suspect a widow of harboring a more idealized memory of her marriage, especially if dead hubby was “a great guy.” Just sayin’. I don’t know what general warning might apply – maybe “Don’t stick it in nostalgic?”

          1. 61North

            That’s kinda where I’m at. But still, you know…

          2. ElspethFlashman

            She might be lonely and horny, but then regretful . . . grief is complicated.

          3. 61North

            It can only end badly, but how bad if it does go down is the issue. She’s had me over to drink a bunch of times, so this isn’t entirely a theoretical exercise.

          4. Gender Traitor

            She’s had me over to drink a bunch of times

            Yeah, she wants you and/or it, but the same caveats still apply.

          5. Tejicano

            …any port in the storm?

            I understand that Alaska is rather low on the Female/Male ratio – especially outside the urban areas.

            Even if this goes the way your little head wants it to go – you may be missing her more than you expect once she does leave.

          6. Chipwooder

            On the other hand, you’re always going to be viewed in comparison to a dead guy who will inevitably evolve into a saint. Hard to come out looking good that way.

          7. The Last American Hero

            “Don’t stick it in nostalgic?”

            Do you even renunion, brah (or sis or xis or whatever)?

    4. westernsloper

      STEVE SMITH SAY TAKE HER HIKING IN THE WOODS

      1. Gender Traitor

        ^THIS GUY GET IT

        1. 61North

          It’s too smoky from all the fires.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            STEVE SMITH SORRY. HE NOT USE LUBE.

    5. Sean

      You’ll regret not trying.

  8. Suthenboy

    When we arrived home from the store yesterday we discovered a dozen emergency vehicles at the dead end of our road where the bayou bridge was removed a hundred yards from our house. Apparently my weird neighbor wrecked his 4 wheeler (I suspect alcohol or dope involved) and was trapped underneath his 4 wheeler. They must have been down there for an hour. That seems a bit odd. I suspect the accident was fatal. This comes as no surprise to me. How stupid and tragic.

    1. Slammer

      Yikes. He didn’t know the bridge was removed, maybe?

      1. Suthenboy

        I dunno. I didn’t go down there as I didn’t want to get in the way. One of the cops standing in the road told me that but he hadn’t been down there either and didn’t know if the accident was fatal.

        Neighbor was weird. He had two daughters that used to stand at the bus stop every morning a few years back. I hadn’t seen them for a long time so assumed the graduated and left the nest. I used to see the wife coming and going in her car but haven’t seen her for a few years. My impression is that he was living alone in his trailer out of sight of the road. Occasionally I would hear echoing through the woods him playing music outside very loud and singing really terrible Karaoke style. I put him on the ‘nuts or dopehead’ list and assumed he was something of a pariah as I never see anyone coming or going from there. I would occasionally see him tear-assing up and down the road on his 4-wheeler, that’s it. I will find out more later.

        1. 61North

          Some people just ain’t cut out for society. I hope he’s okay.

    2. 61North

      Quads and booze are a real bad combo. I think this state has the highest per capita of ATV deaths.

      1. Festus

        I wouldn’t doubt that our Province is far behind. I’ve done stupid shit on a quad and I wasn’t even really going for it.

        1. 61North

          NIH claims we’re at 2.67/100,000 and the next closest is Wyoming at 1.31/100,000.

          You’re in BC?

    3. Lachowsky

      I hope he survived. One of the bosses at my plant was killed in an ATV accident this past May. You have to respect those things.

      I have a 4 wheeler and a side by side that I use regularly, and God knows i have done some dumb shit in the past, but i like to think that i have learned and am lucky to have never seriously hurt myself.

      I have a buddy I work with who I’m convinced is going to kill himself one day. He has a turbo RZR that he does incredibly stupid shit in every other weekend or so. I know he has flipped it and been ejected on 2 occasions already. I’m hoping that the monetary incentive of not having to fix it every time he drives it will eventually get him to calm down.

      1. 61North

        A woman in my office flipped her sideby a few weeks ago. She’s the most boring vanilla person on earth. I can only imagine how dumb things get when booze gets added.

        1. Fourscore

          The last few years I see more and more side-bys, with the family up and down the dirt road in front of my house. Often there are a ton in front of the only bar in town, they may be inside drinking soft stuff but the convenience store across the street sells the same thing cheaper. I dunno, I don’t care, unless they fall into another category. MN folks get killed on their snow mobiles, quads, side bys. The excitement is part of the fun.

  9. westernsloper

    *looks to see who wrote the sexism bit in Salon.

    Aaaaah, Amanda Marcotte

    Wow, I am a sexist, I think she is an idiot too.

    1. Mandy disappeared for a while, but now I’ve seen her referenced twice this week. Too bad!

      1. Festus

        They replaced her at Slate and I kept calling the new girl “Mini-Mandy”. They didn’t ban me but they made damn sure I wasn’t welcome there no mo.

        1. Count Potato

          So you were commenting at Slate without using drugs?

      2. Suthenboy

        Rehab probably, or checked herself into a rubber room. Oh goody, she’s out.

        1. Lackadaisical

          Roped some dope into marrying her, iirc.

    2. 61North

      She had some pants shitting hysteria piece on “gamergate” earlier this week. Everything she wrote was factually wrong, but facts be damned when there’s a narrative to push.

      1. Festus

        Gamergate. “Hey! Your Sister came on to ME! How many times do we need to have this conversation?”

        1. 61North

          I don’t play video games but I find the whole mess very interesting as a proxy for larger issues.

          1. Festus

            *Puffs imaginary pipe and nods once* Indubitably!

          2. 61North

            The main place I post has a gamergate joke thread and holy shit some of those twitter nutjobs are legit insane

  10. Chipwooder

    Ah, GM….remember when one of Obama’s 2012 election slogans was “Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive!”? Those were fun days.

    1. Festus

      Fun, tingly days.

  11. ElspethFlashman

    OT: job update. I spent a few days at the new place this week. It’s pretty chill as a law firm goes. Once the clients aren’t around everyone is cracking jokes and being their 12-year old selves, pretty much. I brought donuts on Thursday as a welcome and the firm returned the favor with BBQ takeout for lunch yesterday.

    Also, I’ve been busy “reconciling” my old cases at the old office. So the good news is that all my old cases (except four) are being reassigned 🙂 which makes me happy as there were some real assholes / bitches of clients on that list. Pretty much all my misdemeanor clients were insisting on trials, which I told them was not reasonable. The four I am keeping are either being sentenced next month, one trial (dude is already jumping bond), and one kid who I’m the GAL for who’s about to be adopted.

    So far all good things.

    1. Slammer

      ?

    2. Gender Traitor

      Once the clients aren’t around everyone is cracking jokes and being their 12-year old selves, pretty much.

      So… a lot like here?

      1. Festus

        Yeah. We are the nerd table that was always laughing about something that the Normies would never get.

      2. Chipwooder

        12 years old? You think we’re that mature?

        1. Gender Traitor

          I’m giving us the benefit of the not-inconsiderable doubt. Or 12 in base three or something comparably nerdy.

    3. Festus

      *Steeples fingers* Excellent!

    4. So on Thursday you had a party of the first part, and on Friday you had a party of the second part.

    5. Lachowsky

      “Pretty much all my misdemeanor clients were insisting on trials”

      We need more of this, not less.

      1. Festus

        Hey Lach! Great news about your work! Umpteen thumbs up!

        1. Lachowsky

          Thanks festus. It feels good.

          1. MikeS

            So that means you got it? Good for you! No more swing/night/holiday shift! (or maybe a little?)

            I find out next week if I got a supervisor position.

          2. Lachowsky

            Yep. Finally got the word yesterday. It will be nice to be at home every night.

          3. R C Dean

            Congrats, Lach. Welcome to Big Bureaucracy.

          4. egould310

            It’s nice when nice things happen to nice people. Congratulations, Lach. ???

          5. ElspethFlashman

            Way to go!

        2. Fourscore

          Looks like the Glibs are moving on up to the East Side. Hope any/all that are still looking find a spot soon. Nothing more depressing than looking and not finding.

          When I couldn’t find a job I began to have self doubts, not a good way to go through life. Then the unexpected happens and all is right with the world.

      2. ElspethFlashman

        I did a misdemeanor trial last month – and lost even though I had found criminal (felony!) backgrounds on two of the witnesses. It was a super cute 12 year old witness who sunk that trial.

        1. invisible finger

          How could you let complete idiots onto the jury?

    6. Old Man With Candy

      So you’ll make up on weekends all the snarky things you would have posted here during the week? Right?

      1. ElspethFlashman

        Yes. It’s my other other job!

    7. Suthenboy

      I am glad for you EF. The trouble with criminal law is that you have to deal with….criminals.

      What sort of cases will you have at the new place?

      1. ElspethFlashman

        It’s almost all family law at the new place. I will still get some criminals, but zero are court-appointed.

        1. Suthenboy

          I am happy for you. Hopefully this will mean less grief for you.

  12. invisible finger

    “Circuit Judge Cheryl Ann Krause dissented from Friday’s decision, saying it exposed the government to “vast” potential liability that Congress did not clearly intend.”

    When has Congress ever intended the government to be exposed to liability? Frightening that any judge would think their job is to find excuses for the other branches of government.

    1. Festus

      Well that’s a turd in the punch bowl, IF.

    2. Lackadaisical

      Sovereign immunity, case closed. /maximum judicial derp

    1. Chipwooder

      Would have been cuter with a dachshund

      1. Suthenboy

        It is pretty hard to beat a floppy-eared beagle

    2. Festus

      Present for ya Ted’s – https://youtu.be/aTbBvPoxUkk

  13. Count Potato

    “Ashley Benson dons shredded shorts at LA nail salon… after admitting she’s ‘never been on date’”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7413363/Ashley-Benson-dons-shredded-shorts-LA-nail-salon-admitting-shes-never-date.html

    1. R C Dean

      I guess it’s not really a date if you get paid.

      1. Lackadaisical

        Yeah, some women have… inventive definitions of ‘dating’, etc.

        “He’s not my boyfriend, we just go out together.”

        er, okay.

  14. Count Potato

    “California appeals court OVERTURNS gun charge conviction against the illegal immigrant who was acquitted of murder after fatally shooting Kate Steinle on a San Francisco pier

    Jose Inez Garcia-Zarate was acquitted of murder in the killing of Kate Steinle, who was walking on a pier with her father when she was struck by a bullet in the back in July 2015.

    He was convicted of a single charge of being a felon in possession of a gun.

    The case against Garcia-Zarate, who was in the country illegally and had been deported five times, touched off a fierce immigration debate that was a fixture in Donald Trump’s stump speeches in his 2016 presidential campaign.

    The 1st District Court of Appeal overturned the gun conviction because the judge failed to give the jury the option of acquitting Garcia-Zarate on the theory he only possessed the weapon for a moment.

    Garcia-Zarate said he unwittingly picked up the gun wrapped in a T-shirt, and it fired accidentally.

    The bullet ricocheted off a concrete walkway and struck Steinle, who was with her dad and a family friend.

    At the time, Garcia-Zarate had recently been released from the county jail while facing deportation proceedings.

    He was released under San Francisco’s so-called sanctuary city policy that barred local law enforcement officials from cooperating with most federal immigration investigations.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7413107/Court-reverses-sole-conviction-San-Francisco-pier-killing.html

    1. 61North

      Why would the 1st Court hear it and not the execrable Ninth?

      1. Count Potato

        State not federal?

        1. 61North

          Ah, okay.

      2. 1st state district, I presume.

        Gun laws in California apparently only apply to the taxpayers, not illegal immigrants.

    2. Suthenboy

      I don’t trust a word of anything any court in California has to say. They don’t give a shit about facts, truth or law. They have a political agenda and operate like banana republic monkeys. I am calling bullshit on every bit of that.

    3. Tejicano

      “…The bullet ricocheted off a concrete walkway and struck Steinle…”

      I would love to hear what the coroner had to say about this. A bullet ricocheting off concrete would be seriously distorted and given that it was moving at handgun velocity (actually, slower than that after bouncing off concrete) would most probably have been recovered.

      Were that the case this would have been a case of astronomically bad luck for all involved.

      1. See Suthen’s comment above. The whole thing is complete horseshit. The narrative must not be contradicted.

        1. Tejicano

          Definitely complete horseshit.

          “Astronomically bad luck” was supposed to invoke that sense. The coroner’s report should have shut this down entirely.

      2. Suthenboy

        Early on I had heard that he stole the gun from some LEO’s vehicle and he fired the gun at the pier because he was shooting at a seal or some such. It sounds like the whole story has changed and we still don’t know who the LEO is that had his gun stolen. The whole story stinks like hell. Were I the father of the murdered girl I would be in the market for a woodchipper.

        1. invisible finger

          We’ll never know who the LEO is. The LEO will protected to the fullest extent possible.

        2. Fourscore

          Yeah, strange how so many coincidences happened one after the other. Must be a lot of misplaced guns wrapped in old rags loaded and cocked laying around the streets in CA.

    4. Cy

      Jesus CHRIST! WTF!?!?! Are Illegal immigrants now just below government officials now on the “immunity from law” list?

    5. Lachowsky

      “Garcia-Zarate said he unwittingly picked up the gun wrapped in a T-shirt, and it fired accidentally.

      The bullet ricocheted off a concrete walkway and struck Steinle, who was with her dad and a family friend.”

      I haven’t followed this at all, but is there any chance that this is the real story?

      1. Suthenboy

        Almost zero chance. The story and circumstances have changed repeatedly.

      2. Lackadaisical

        The unbelievable part to me is just finding the gun and then ‘accidentally’ shooting it.

        Even if that did happen, you are criminally stupid and should be put away for your safety and the safety of others.

  15. Rufus the Monocled

    Gere’s antics in Italy are full of shit.

    1. Count Potato

      What?

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Do you guys read or glance the links?

        It’s Gere’s birthday. I mentioned Gere is an asshole because he’s chastising the Italian government for blocking NGO’s filled with migrants. Worse, he’s questioning their morality. Before Salvini was ousted his measures of blocking the illegal ships were enormously popular. Italians aren’t biting that these are refugees. Salvini responded to Gere saying he’s free to take the migrants to his mansions.

        This problem is real and serious.

        This is why Di Maio and the left are also sons of bitches. They know Lega has the ‘will of the people’ backing Salvini.

        1. Count Potato

          Yes, I read the links, but it only said it was his birthday.

        2. Lackadaisical

          Yeah, I had no idea about any of that, also try not to listen to celebrities, their brain droppings are less interesting than my toddler’s.

    2. Chipping Pioneer

      Ironic. His colon is full of hamsters.

      1. Tejicano

        But does he smell of elderberries?

  16. Rufus the Monocled

    Angela Belcamino

    @AngelaBelcamino
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    Replying to @AOC
    ♥️ Love this! America needs the #GreenNewDeal. And for all the haters saying AOC is not popular and is a one term Congresswoman… you’re completely wrong.

    I’m in her district, she’s popular, and she will be re-elected.
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    @RobertVorlon1
    20h20 hours ago
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    Be fun to be represented by her. You’re very fortunate.
    11 replies 0 retweets 17 likes

    1. 61North

      Did Kim Campbell retweet this?

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        She’s an idiot and an embarrassment. AOC North.

        I read the replies to her ‘apology’. Amazing how even when they say bad things you get the odd asshole with ‘conservatives are such snowflakes’.

        Er no jerk offs. It’s because your side is the one that claims to ‘go high’ when all you do is go lower and lower to the point you end up in hell.

        1. 61North

          AOC North?

          Eh… Layton’s wife is still alive.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            Good point. Forgot about her.

          2. Rufus the Monocled

            I guess that makes us misogynistic racists according to that dunce Amanda.

          3. 61North

            One of my profs was NDP and knowing this I chose to rip one Layton’s books for class. I got a B. Oh well, the prof had a good sense of humor on it.

  17. Gender Traitor

    ’bout time to set off on the next phase of our great end-of-summer adventure. Just got home yesterday from our trek to and through the Great U.P., and this morning we head to the Metamora (IN) Music Festival. where the hubby is playing a short gig tomorrow afternoon. Other friends playing throughout the weekend. Good times.

    Y’all behave yourselves as usual. OMWC – hope you feel better pronto.

  18. Count Potato

    “PSA: Florida Residents Reminded Not To Open Fire on #HurricaneDorian”

    https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1167192404992151552

    I thought this was America.

    1. Latest forecast seems to have it heading up the coast instead of making landfall in Florida.

      1. MikeS

        That’s because Floridaman was throwing hot lead at it.

    2. Chipping Pioneer

      Shall. Not. Be. Infringed.

    3. Sean

      *kicks pebble*

      ?

    4. Rebel Scum

      Bullets come back.

      Heh.

      And I like how some asshole posted a target location for Mar-A-Largo. Leftists really don’t mind collateral damage as long as they get their way.

  19. Silicone Saturday kicks off Commie weekend with class!

    http://archive.li/adYbJ

  20. MikeS

    From the judge who wrote the majority opinion in that TSA link:

    “The overwhelming majority of perform their jobs professionally despite far more grumbling than appreciation,” he wrote. “Their professionalism is commensurate with the seriousness of their role in keeping our skies safe.”

    Oh, go fuck yourself.

    1. MikeS

      This might actually be worse:

      Circuit Judge Cheryl Ann Krause dissented from Friday’s decision, saying it exposed the government to “vast” potential liability that Congress did not clearly intend.

      IANAL, but is she saying she dissented not necessarily because she doesn’t think people should be able to sue, but rather because she doesn’t want a bunch of people to sue?

  21. Crusty Juggler

    the week ended with me getting sick and having some massive

    Erections?

    ‘Roids?

    Weiners shoved in your face?

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Two out of three.

    2. MikeS

      Shilshl

  22. Crusty Juggler

    Flying in the mane cabin! Emotional support miniature HORSE is seen sitting on a passenger’s lap on flight from Chicago to Omaha – before it’s filmed trotting along through the airport

    First it was a kangaroo, then an emotional support duck. Now a miniature horse has become the latest unusual animal to accompany a passenger aboard a flight.

    But I can’t smoke a ciggy.

    1. 61North

      Horses and dogs are federally recognized support animals. Horses, and horse people, are the only things that make me violate the NAP.

      1. MikeS

        Many horse people are…different.

          1. MikeS

            Most I’ve met aren’t that different.

        1. 61North

          Yeah no shit. I almost married one.

          1. Lackadaisical

            —> Bullet—>

            61N

  23. I’ve never understood people’s obsession with the Titanic.

    https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-titanic-wreck-is-a-landmark-almost-no-one-can-see?utm_source=pocket-newtab

    You do know that Leo was never actually on it right?

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      I don’t get a lot of obsessions people have.

    2. Rebel Scum

      Next you are going to tell me that Star Wars (the original series) isn’t a documentary.

      1. The Last American Hero

        It’s true-ish. For instance, the Ewoks are presented as kindly teddy-bears, while in truth they are more like pint size Steve Smiths.

    1. westernsloper

      They determined he was not a threat but arrested him anyways? Christ what assholes.

    2. Rebel Scum

      According to Zaragoza’s press release, passers-by at the school’s Henderson campus called police after seeing ammunition magazines in the vehicle at around 6pm on Wednesday.

      And the cops should have told them to mind their own business because that isn’t illegal.

      1. Crusty Juggler

        It is illegal to have a weapon on school property.

        1. Rebel Scum

          I meant constitutionally. But do magazines and ammo count as a weapon? Seems to me they’d be useless without a firearm.

          1. Crusty Juggler

            There were semi-automatic rifles in the vehicle as well.

    3. MikeS

      ‘Although police do not believe that an ongoing threat exists to Henderson or any of our other campuses as a result of this incident, it is an important reminder of the effectiveness of the ‘see something, say something’ public safety campaign,’ he added.

      Yes, it certainly is, isn’t it?

  24. Crusty Juggler

    Conservative pundit Tomi Lahren admits her ‘patriotic’ Freedom athleisure collection is NOT made in the US – as the company’s CEO blames high American labor costs

    ‘Due to the increased labor costs and heightened regulations many U.S.-based manufacturers face, we were left with little option but to manufacture overseas to start out,’ Robbins’ statement read.

    ‘We’re working diligently to bring our manufacturing back home to the U.S. and work with other hardworking companies that pride themselves on integrity and quality.’

    Whilst Lahren didn’t specifically state where the clothes were manfuactured, many of Alexo’s garments have been made in China.

    lol someone could sure use a ciggy

    1. Rebel Scum

      Would.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Climate change may not seem like a gendered issue, but leave it to conservatives to inject sexism into everything they do.

    ——

    Ocasio-Cortez is young, female and pretty, and as such, the target audience for this video is predisposed to think of her as a bimbo, and is ready to write off anything she says as dumb lady yapping, without bothering to absorb the actual contents of her speech.

    Maybe I’m wrong, but I thought we weren’t supposed to make sweeping derogatory generalizations about people. Especially not based on random physical characteristics or social status.

    Are we not all precious singular individuals in God’s eyes?

    1. MikeS

      leave it to conservatives to inject sexism into everything they do

      That sentence is stroke inducing.

    2. MikeS

      Ocasio-Cortez is young, Sarah Palin is female and pretty, and as such, the target audience for this video is predisposed to think of her as a bimbo, and is ready to write off anything she says as dumb lady yapping, without bothering to absorb the actual contents of her speech.

    3. Crusty Juggler

      She is young and pretty and many, to their detriment, do like to dismiss her because of her appearance.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      Actually it’s precisely the opposite with AOC. People are honing in the content of her speech and assertions because they’re so flippantly hilarious, ignorant, shooting and baseless.

      From there, it’s concluded she’s a dumb lady yapping.

      If someone says the unemployment is low because people hold two jobs how does Amanda expect people to respond to such an obviously erroneous claim? Particularly one that comes from someone with a degree in economics.

      People attack the charge. Not the gender.

      I want to meet Amanda’s husband.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        in ON the content….

      2. The Last American Hero

        Face it, we need him on that wall, we want him on that wall.

    5. Rebel Scum

      Are we not all precious singular individuals in God’s eyes?

      You are part of the collective and you will be treated as such. //prog

  26. Crusty Juggler

    Former North Carolina teacher and coach accused of sex acts with student

    A former teacher and softball coach at Pamlico High School is accused of criminal sexual conduct with a student.

    Pamlico County Sheriff Chris Davis says Kara Walton, 33, is charged with two felonies, participating in a sex act with a student and taking indecent liberties with a student.

    Was Nikki right? Are Moms the worst?

    News of Walton’s charges upset parents like Melissa Lugo, whose children attend Pamlico High School.

    That should not be happening at the schools, period,” she says. “Immediately I felt fear; fear for the other children, fear for my kids.

    Yes they are.

    1. Sean

      She looka lika man.

    2. The Last American Hero

      Since the NRA gets blamed for gun violence, can the NEA and the Teachers Union (which actually defends teachers who rape) get a shrieking town hall on CNN for their support of rape?

  27. For Not Adahn, Suthen and the other folks with more experience….is it worth taking a set of 50 rd boxes from different brands to the range to test fire? For training/target ammo (.45 ACP) is there really much variety in quality? I’ve been looking at the Fenix ammo online (haven’t seen it in the store yet), and was thinking for the next range day it might be fun to take 4-5 50 rd boxes from different manufacturers just to try a little variety. (might buy a couple 10 rd mags first to make things more convenient).

    1. Tejicano

      I’ve done this before just to prove a point. I can’t remember how I got them all but I had about 8 different loadings of 45 ACP with different bullet types (JHP, lead RN, copper plated, etc.) and I loaded one 30 round magazine at random to see what a full-auto MAC-10 would function with. Turns out he’s a hungry beast and eats everything.

      My FN-FNP not so much.

      HK USP had no problems.

      1. Well, I figure I’m supposed to keep at least one mag prepped with JHP for self defense, but (other than Fenix) it’s sold in the smaller 20 rnd boxes (more expensive too IIRC) – but for range use – use the steel ammo (they say steel or whatever, but it’s obviously non-ferrous and not the kind most ranges ban….should probably read the labels a little more)

        1. Not Adahn

          Steel cased ammo is not the same thing as steel cored ammo which is not the same thing as AP ammo, but people think that it is:

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWEyEbg2-OA

          I have no problem with my guns running steel cased ammo, but some do. Also, you can’t give away your spent casings to a reloader to be neighborly, but right now the expense consideration is outweighing the friendliness considerations.

    2. Suthenboy

      Yes, it is worth it. Different loads shoot differently. They feed differently and the accuracy of any given load varies by what gun you fire it out of.
      Try several different loads to see which you can shoot best and which ones your gun likes the best. Absolutely worth it. You learn a lot about your gun and how different loads perform by doing that.

      1. kinnath

        When I was starting out, I tried out four or five different brands of practice ammo. There is a significant difference in feel and accuracy between brands.

    3. Sean

      I’ve never heard of Fenix ammo before.

    4. Not Adahn

      Main point — extra mags are always a good idea.

      Short answer – yes different manufacturers and different product lines from the same manufacturer will shoot differently.

      Longer answer – whether or not the difference is enough to matter depends on what you’re trying to do with it. This morning I shot 12 targets, with scores ranging from a 55 to a 91. All the same ammo, but would I have been able to tell if each mag was loaded with different? Maybe in the split times… maybe.

      At the pistol matches I shoot cheap $0.13/round aluminum cased ammo and beat people shooting match grade handloads because they suck even worse than I do. Hopefully at some point I’ll be good enough where worrying about ammo will matter, but until then as long as it feeds and cycles your gun properly, that’s the main consideration.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Do you guys read or glance the links?

    You slay me.

    1. Cy

      I do. It usually puts me at a huge disadvantage in the comments. Trying to read through everything and the endless amount of more links and maintain any kind of coherent conversation has it’s challenges. Oh… and I’m at work too. I smile thinking of the days I’ll be self employed and I won’t be locked out of 60% of the links.

    2. I don’t mind if folks link to TW sites, but if they’re gonna be bitchy about the ad blockers, why not just link to the archival versions?

    1. Count Potato

      “Honestly, for a long time I generally only thought of consent as it relates to sex,” he burbled, “but through my work with Burning Man, I’ve learned how much it also relates to touch, food, photography and many other things too.” Like hugs: “Just because you hugged someone yesterday doesn’t mean you can surprise them with a hug today. . . . Ask every time.”

      OFFS!

      1. Suthenboy

        Easy. A guy about to hug me once asked me once if I come from a touchy-feely family. I said no, I come from a no-touch family. The look on his face was like I had slapped him.
        Keep your hands to yourself and you can avoid a lot of awkward situations.

        1. The Last American Hero

          But surely you wouldn’t turn down a hug from some dude who may or may not have sodomized you (things still a bit hazy) in the orgy-dome the previous day? I would think at that point, consent to a hug was implied.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    “Immediately I felt fear; fear for the other children, fear for my kids.

    Was there a gun involved?

  30. Crusty Juggler

    Former New Jersey reporter gets jail time for trafficking protected turtles

    David Sommers, a 64-year-old former reporter at The Trentonian, was also sentenced Thursday by a federal judge to fork over $250,000 in restitution and serve six months of home detention for illegally selling diamondback terrapins after poaching thousands of them from coastal marshes in New Jersey, according to the US Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

    “The defendant had a simple business: poach protected turtles and their eggs from their natural habitat, advertise them for sale online and then illegally ship them to customers by concealing the actual contents of the packages,” US Attorney William McSwain said in a statement.

    Prosecutor said he took more than 3,500 of the protected turtles and their eggs from the New Jersey marshes — where they have a shrinking habitat range — from November 2011 through October 2017. All told, the total market value of the poached wildlife exceeded $550,000, prosecutors said.

    The turtles, which aren’t native to Pennsylvania, are valued among reptile aficionados due to the unique diamond-shaped shell markings and are protected under state law and a federal wildlife trafficking statute

    What?

    1. Count Potato

      That’s a lot of fucking turtles.

      1. Sean

        Would you like to buy a ??

      2. BakedPenguin

        All the way down.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    I want to meet Amanda’s husband.

    In a point-and-laugh way, or a “Hold my beer balls and watch this” way?

  32. Count Potato

    “Thank you to everyone who is supporting #MINDS IRL and has stuck w/ us through this roller coaster. The show will go on! We are very excited to see all of you on Saturday! 1 day. 20 speakers. Endless discussion. Limited # of tickets left:”

    https://twitter.com/MythinformedMKE/status/1166343732309966850

    “ticket holders will receive the venue information the morning of the event”

  33. Crusty Juggler

    Woman tosses Molotov cocktail into Florida Citizenship office

    The woman walked into the office Friday afternoon and hurled a bottle filled with gasoline and a lit fuse. But the fuse disconnected from the bottle and didn’t ignite, according to the report. Law enforcement officials believe she intended to cause harm but the incident wasn’t related to other incidents where Homeland Security agencies were targeted.

    Women can’t do STEM!

    No one was injured, though one person reported feeling ill from the smell of gasoline, and the offices were closed.

    Fuck yeah!

    1. Suthenboy

      Motive?

    2. Sean

      Sad!

    3. Lachowsky

      What kind of dummy can’t construct a functioning molotov cocktail.

      1. Crusty Juggler

        Women, am I right?

        1. Suthenboy

          apparently so

  34. Crusty Juggler

    Trump Administration To Expand Research Into Marijuana While Advertising Its Recreational Dangers

    After three years of dragging its feet, the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) revealed this week that it is “moving forward to facilitate and expand scientific and medical research for marijuana in the United States.” To do this, the agency publicized it will be accepting and reviewing applications from marijuana growers who would like their products to be used for scientific and medical research.

    “This ain’t your mother’s marijuana,” Adams noted while talking about the changes in marijuana potency today compared with marijuana from the past.

    In tandem, the surgeon general released an advisory emphasizing the harms of marijuana use in adolescents and pregnant women due to increases in U.S. marijuana use and in THC potency. “There is a false perception that marijuana is not as harmful as other drugs. I want to be very clear: no amount of marijuana use during pregnancy or adolescence is known to be safe,” said Adams.

    Progress…?

    1. Fatty Bolger

      For sure. The advertising bit is just fluff. The reality of allowing research and having large quantities of marijuana crops available for it is huge.

      1. invisible finger

        All the DEA is interested in is a budget increase. This “progress” will do that. It’s absolutely retarded for medical research to be “facilitated” by a police force. But why do this through the FDA bureaucracy when you you can put multiple bureaucracies on the job and slow down progress?

    2. invisible finger

      One would think they’d be reporting the spike in deaths and miscarriages due to increased potency in Colorado and Washington state. But they can’t since there aren’t any.

      “I want to be very clear: no amount of marijuana use during pregnancy or adolescence is known to be safe – because we have done no research whatsoever.”

    3. Just fucking reschedule it already. You could make it Schedule V with no involvement from Congress.

      1. invisible finger

        Where’s the money in that??

  35. cyto

    Libertarians tend to fall into two camps. There’s the rational based bunch who come to their political conclusions via deductive reasoning and research. And then there’s the conspiracy theory kooks.

    Here’s something for both camps: I have magical powers. They aren’t broad spectrum, Samantha from Bewitched infinite powers. Rather, they are defined and limited. But of immense import. I have powers like Pat Robertson. I can control hurricanes.

    You see, Dorian was headed for Florida. It was going to plow right into my area as a cat 4, cat 5 monster.

    And then late yesterday things began changing. And now they say it will turn north and spare Florida much of its wrath.

    So what happened in the interim? The weather guys will tell you a bunch of stuff about upper level steering high pressure zones and other nonsense. But I’ll tell you what really happened:

    I dug out my generator. It started but wouldn’t run, so I had to take apart and clean the carburetor. And replace a hose. But nobody had the part, so I had to run all over town and in the end I just cut it and spliced it back together. After all my efforts, the generator is running fine. And then my wife was starting to get serious anxiety. So I hurried to get the shutters up. We have the big metal shutters that you have to bolt on. They are kinda heavy, and my big sliding glass doors in the back require a special metal adapter track to hold them – so they take a lot of horsing around to get them to fit. And then we had to start bringing stuff in….

    And there you have it. I came in late last night, bathed in sweat and covered in wet dust and lizard poop (lizards are everywhere here. And they poop. A lot). And just like Pat Robertson before me – I moved the hurricane.

    But my work isn’t done. A look at the computer models shows that there is still one weird outlier. See that green loop-the-loop track that goes through Orlando, out into the gulf and back through Florida? The bottom of that loop? Yeah, it is designed to target my house. It goes directly over my house.

    Why? Because I haven’t finished all the prep work. I didn’t bring in everything. I left the heavy shutters off of the front window and i’m leaving the clamshells up until later tonight.. So the Hurricane Powers are leaving me on notice. They can be vengeful if not properly appeased.

    So today I will put up the last of the shutters, bring in everything I own and then run to the store and make sure they don’t have any bread, milk, bottled water or gator aid. Apparently that stuff attracts hurricanes too.

    There’s no need to thank me, good people of Florida. Just a quick note of thanks would be sufficient (Comey reference).

    And as for the people living wherever the thing ends up going? Well, as Pat Robertson implied… f*#$ ’em.

    1. Spartacus

      Hey you must live pretty close to me. Thanks for scaring off the storm!!
      I have been sitting on my ass, not doing shit and crossing my fingers. Looks like it paid off this time.

    2. Whenever we need rain I just wash my car.

    3. Count Potato

      I hope you’re safe.

    4. Cy

      Called it! Do I get a cookie? Maybe I should look into being a weatherman!

      1. cyto

        When they were saying it was going to peter out into a tropical storm after hitting Puerto Rico, the wife and I were looking at that track across open tropical waters and there was just no way. That’s way too much uninterrupted warm water.

        But aspersions aside, they have gotten much better at this stuff.

        Some of the local radio personalities were reminiscing about how hurricane prep used to be. They fondly remembered cutting out the map from the Sun Sentinel and listening to radio updates with latitude and longitude, putting pins in the map to track the storm. And it was a big deal when forecasts moved from two days out to 3 days out. Some of the older folks recalled a time when they didn’t know until maybe the day before that a storm was headed their way.

        They still seem relatively good 3 days out – but the 5 day cone is nigh useless.

        But people who live down here take it seriously, Spartacus notwithstanding. I’ve been through 4 power outages of a week or more since I moved here in 2000. One was two weeks. That was no joke – everything started to mildew. I have no clue how people lived down here before air-conditioning.

        1. Cy

          I’ve looked into moving to Florida a few times. It’s just not in the cards for me and my family. It really is quite tempting. I hear great things about the west coast of Florida.

        2. Lackadaisical

          Well, in 1960 there were <5 million of you, and now theres 20+ million, so I'm gonna say, people mostly didn't live there.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            +1 how Winter Park got its name

          2. BakedPenguin

            As someone who drives through Winter Park regularly, I can say it still applies, although it’s year round now.

        3. Spartacus

          I do take it seriously, I just didn’t think we were going to be affected here in Lee county unless the track shifted left (which actually happened for Irma) and the timing of the Atlantic ridge didn’t seem to support that. There were some hints in the forecast discussion 2-3 days ago, when they were saying the ridge might break down after 72 hrs, which slows the forward speed and allows it to turn north. I’ve lived in Florida since 1969 (except for two years of college), so I have been through a few storms and outages. After Irma it was a little over a week, but I know plenty of people who went more than two weeks…same for Charley.

          I’m still glad for the turn. I’m scheduled to go to a reunion in Cocoa Beach in October, and now it looks like the hotel might still be there after next week.

    5. The Last American Hero

      Sorry, but the hurricane destroyed the city of Miami yesterday. The computer models are never wrong.

    6. Heroic Mulatto

      There’s the rational based bunch who come to their political conclusions via deductive reasoning and research.

      Hey! I used induction, inference, and abduction!

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Has there been an outcry about Trump’s big publicity stunt of saying he won’t go to Poland(?) because he wants to be ready to respond to the hurricane?

    1. Rhywun

      Denmark, and I did see one or two stories about it.

    2. one true athena

      There had to be at least one article, since a bunch of #resist sheep were bleating about how he was sending Pence because he wanted to save Mar a lago on Twitter yesterday.

  37. Fatty Bolger

    ‘Tardigrades on the Moon Is Not Good’

    But then it came out August 7 that Beresheet was carrying an additional cargo, some 10,000 microscopic animals called tardigrades, on a postage-stamp-sized piece of tape. Known to amateur microscopists as “water bears” or “moss piglets,” these animals have the capacity to survive dehydrated in a dormant state for years, and to be highly resistant to radiation damage as well. Now they were on the Moon.

    At first reporters reported the story with a light touch. “Thousands of tardigrades stranded on the Moon after lander crash,” Mindy Weisberger playfully wrote in LiveScience. “Water bears stuck on the moon after crash,” reported the BBC. “There’s definitely some great source material for a sci-fi horror movie. Attack of the Moss Piglets from the Moon? We’d watch it.”

    But alas, the fun didn’t last. “Tardigrades on the moon is not good,” proclaimed NASA Goddard-based astrobiologist Monica Vidaurri in a series of tweets August 10.

    Zubrin claims that this planetary protectionism nonsense is behind the lack of life-finding capabilities on the Mars missions.

    1. Count Potato

      I can’t see what harm they could cause.

      1. Not Adahn

        Bears are really strong. And from the moon you can throw rocks at the earth.

        /woman who had a long-form interview on NPR yesterday

        1. BakedPenguin

          Heinlein agrees.

  38. Crusty Juggler

    Hong Kong Masses Defy Police, Show China They’re Ready to Fight

    Hong Kong’s masses swarmed downtown areas in defiance of a police ban on Saturday, showing they’re ready to resist harsher measures by local authorities and Beijing to quash pro-democracy protests that have raged for almost three months.

    Demonstrators threw Molotov cocktails and bricks, and set aflame a massive road block in the city center after tens of thousands marched and vowed to drag out disruptive anti-China protests until their demands were met. Some train stations were shuttered and subway services interrupted, while police warned the public to stay indoors and keep their windows shut in some areas as they use “appropriate force” to disperse demonstrators.

    Oh boy.

    1. invisible finger

      Hong Kong Says “Phooey”

      1. cyto

        +1 Scatman Crothers.

    2. Tejicano

      I would bet Taiwanese spec-ops are heavily involved. The way they took down the facial recognition cameras showed knowledge above the average civilian.

      I wouldn’t post this if I didn’t expect the ChiComs already know about it.

      Interesting times.

      1. Time to consolidate Taiwan, Hong Kong and Macau into an independent nation.

    3. I’m torn about what the US response should be to this. The best idea is probably to stay out of it, but I have to admit, I’m really digging the Hong Kongers Don’t Tread on Me, Fuck You spirit.

      Unfortunately, it won’t end well.

      1. Tundra

        They must know it’s a real possibility they will die.

        We spout live free or die with the confidence of not having to actually perform. These brave fuckers are actually doing it. I wish them well.

        1. sk

          +100

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          We spout live free or die with the confidence of not having to actually perform.

          -1 Ruby Ridge
          -1 Waco
          -1 Philadelphia MOVE bombing
          etc., etc.

          1. Tundra

            Good points.

          2. Tundra

            But still not really the same, is it? This is a no-shit movement, not very rare incidents.

            Can you see the residents of Chicago banding together to oust their corrupt government?

          3. Heroic Mulatto

            What I’m saying is that we have it even worse because we don’t see the bars of our cage, and those who do get eliminated with extreme prejudice.

          4. Tundra

            OK, that’s absolutely true. And really what I was (poorly) getting at.

    1. Lackadaisical

      “But if I can get to the back-end, I can blackmail the manufacturer.”

      That phrasing had to be intentional.

  39. Don’t you just love British tabloids?

    https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/31/shane-warne-foursome-loud-kept-neighbours-awake-10662813/

    Stateside gossip rags really need to up their game.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Something something easily foreseeable consequences

    “We are pleased to announce we have come to an agreement on a series of amendments to AB 1482 that would create strong renter protections,” said a statement from Newsom, Senate leader Toni Atkins (D-San Diego), Assembly Speaker Anthony Rendon (D-Lakewood) and bill author Assemblyman David Chiu (D-San Francisco). “The bill will protect millions of renters from rent-gouging and evictions and build on the Legislature’s work this year to address our broader housing crisis.”

    The agreement represents a dramatic shift in the debate over whether tenants would see any new limits on rent increases this year, and represents a political risk for Newsom as he backs a highly visible bill not assured of passage.

    Prior to Friday’s announcement, the California Assn. of Realtors, which holds significant sway at the Capitol, had agreed not to oppose a weaker version of the legislation that would have capped rents at a higher percentage for a shorter time. The new bill in many ways reverts to an earlier version fiercely opposed by the Realtor group. The organization said after the deal was announced that it would lobby lawmakers to vote against the bill.

    The bill, Californian Assn. of Realtors President Jared Martin said in a statement, “will not incentivize production of rental housing or help more people find an affordable place to live. It discourages new rental housing, which is why CAR, representing more than 200,000 real estate agents and brokers across California, strongly opposes it.”

    We care so deeply about the homeless we want to make more of them.

    1. Fourscore

      Now MN wants to follow CA, give renters more ‘protection’ against those cash crazy owners because…pols understand votes more than economics…

  41. Crusty Juggler

    The brilliant new Joker movie offers an uncomfortable message about mass shooters

    The same ideas always get thrown around: red flag laws, more government surveillance, looser patient-confidentiality rules for doctors, gun confiscation, or collusion between social media and law enforcement. How far are we willing to go?

    This conundrum of risk management and morality is what the Joker constantly pushes throughout the Batman series. The latest incarnation of the Joker casts him as an unlikely leader of a movement, whose crimes are inspiring others to wear clown masks and follow his lead. This Joker appears delighted by the realization that he’s not alone.

    This is exactly what we’re seeing time and time again on the most horrific days of national news, when we’re forced to grapple with yet another mass shooting. We keep calling these young murderous men “loners,” yet they’re clearly anything but. This is why Joker looks truly terrifying, because in real life, we’re surrounded by Arthur Flecks — and don’t know what to do about it.

    Rupert Pupkin has been around for 40 years!

    1. MikeS

      Call me old fashioned, but I think it’s moronic and infantile to wear clothing for the sole purpose of shocking and offending others.

      Now get off my lawn!

        1. AlmightyJB

          Lol

        2. MikeS

          Awesome.

          1. Fourscore

            Great tatts, too

        1. MikeS

          For some reason I can’t articulate very well, I think that’s different. In my mind, political satire or purposely pushing political buttons is different. Dankula’s shirt was just crude and vulgar. I don’t know, I guess I can’t explain it, but I know the difference when I see it.

          Or, I’m a hypocrite.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            Dankula’s whole shitck is being crude and vulgar, which in turn lead to him almost being imprisoned.

          2. MikeS

            Yeah, I get it. And don’t misunderstand me; I don’t think he should face any repercussions other than people like me calling him moronic and infantile. And I get why he’s doing it and applaud him for it. I guess I’m more thinking of the frat boys and rednecks that wear stuff like this for no reason other than to offend. Or idiots that put bumper stickers on their cars that say “I eat ass”. (no offense HM)

          3. Heroic Mulatto

            I don’t put any bumper stickers on my car.

            I wear a pink and brown ribbon on my lapel for ass-eating awareness.

          4. MikeS

            Obviously. I mean, you are the classiest mutha here.

  42. Crusty Juggler

    More intense exercise linked to a better sex life, exploratory study says

    There’s really nothing better for your health than exercise — and that applies to your sex life’s health too.
    “Men and women who are healthy tend to have better sexual function,” said Dr. Lauren Streicher, the medical director of the
    Aerobic exercise is especially good at improving cardiovascular fitness, which stimulates blood flow throughout the body, including the genital area.
    “Anything that supports the cardiovascular system is going to support a man or woman’s sexual response,” said sex therapist and educator Laura Berman. “The healthier your blood flow, the better your arousal.”

    In women, blood flow is “crucial,” said Berman, “because it’s the fundamental component that creates lubrication. So better blood flow helps with engorgement, sensation and lubrication in women as well as erections in men.”
    Just how much exercise is needed to keep you healthy? The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommends at least 150 minutes of moderate-intensity or 75 minutes of vigorous aerobic activity each week. Brisk walking or light biking are two examples of moderate exercise; vigorous movement would be jogging, fast cycling or participating in a basketball or soccer game.
    Now, a new study published in the August volume of the Journal of Sexual Medicine suggests higher levels of aerobic exercise may further improve sexual performance, stamina and desire in active men and women.

    Keep doing your silly little deadlifts, losers.

    1. Tundra

      Someone has to be able to pick up the heavy stuff, Crusty. But you enjoy your Zumba class!

      1. Count Potato

        WTF is Zumba?

          1. Count Potato

            That sounds annoying.

        1. Lachowsky

          I thought it was a vacuum cleaner.

      2. Crusty Juggler

        You mean my erections will be 23% more erect and I will get to dance?

    2. ruodberht

      People in good enough shape to exercise intensely are in good enough shape to have vigorous sex. Wish I had thought of asking for a grant to research that!

  43. Count Potato

    “Has anyone noticed that the top shows on @foxnews and cable ratings are those that are Fair (or great) to your favorite President, me! Congratulations to @seanhannity for being the number one show on Cable Television!”

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1167805241926066176

    1. MikeS

      What a troll. If the left would just chuckle and shake their head like (I think) most here do, Trump’s America™ would be a lot less contentious place.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Cool your jets, haters

    The Department of Justice has concluded that former FBI Director James Comey will not be prosecuted for his handling of memos he wrote describing his interactions with President Donald Trump. But the DOJ’s Office of Inspector General nonetheless concluded that his conduct did violate DOJ policy and his FBI contract. While the IG’s findings likely will result in no further penalties for Comey in light of his termination from the FBI, the report raises an important question about how we should treat whistleblowers. Criticizing Comey for mishandling documents that he felt conveyed an important threat to the public seems like scolding firefighters for getting your carpet wet while putting out a four-alarm blaze.

    ——

    On May 16, Comey asked a friend and lawyer, Daniel Richman, to share the contents of Memo 4, but not the document itself, with a reporter from The New York Times. Comey said his goal was to get information about Trump’s interference with the Flynn investigation into the “public square” in hopes of creating pressure to appoint a special counsel to investigate.

    ——

    Despite the strongly worded DOJ report, the decision not to charge Comey came as no surprise in light of the relevant law. A variety of criminal statutes covers mishandling classified information, but they generally require either knowing and willful violations or intent to harm the national security. Because the classification of Memo 2 occurred after Comey had disclosed the memo to his lawyers, knowledge and willfulness could not be established. Moreover, there is no evidence that Comey acted with the purpose of harming the national security. To the contrary, Comey said that he was acting out of love for country, DOJ and the FBI.

    In addition, there is no evidence that Comey lied about his conduct regarding the memos. This was not a case of insufficient evidence — no crime occurred. Contrary to Trump’s assertions, Comey did not lie or technically leak classified information (although his lawyer did).

    He meant well. He acted out of love for country. He was trying to save us from the unspeakable horror of a Trump Presidency. He’s a hero, America.

    1. Cy

      #ITWASHERTURN

    2. Count Potato

      “Criticizing Comey for mishandling documents that he felt conveyed an important threat to the public seems like scolding firefighters for getting your carpet wet while putting out a four-alarm blaze.”

      But they are not allowed to just come over the house and piss on your carpet.

    3. cyto

      I like the way we keep avoiding the real issue at hand: Namely, that people inside the government bureaucracy used the power of the government to first influence an election and second to sabotage and attempt to remove a president.

      The mind boggles. Everything that people were afraid that Nixon and Watergate might be – this one actually is, on steroids. And yet the nation sits with her collective fingers in her ears singing LA-LA-LA-LA I-Can’t-hear-you-I-can’t-hear-you!!

      1. Lachowsky

        Bingo. Anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together can see that there was an attempted coup by the deep state, yet no one cares to do anything about it. Barry said he is going to get to the bottom of it, but he is full of shit. The bottom of it is public record for anyone who cares to look.

        DC is inhabited exclusively by career criminals.

        1. Fourscore

          The swamp is deep.

    4. Rhywun

      “Whistleblower”

      Just… wow.

    5. Not an Economist

      Despite the lack of markings, the memo was classified from the moment it was created because it contained information that was classified. The markings don’t mean anything, that is Classification 101. The author is covering for Comey.

  45. Rebel Scum

    Trump appears to taunt Iran with tweet that raises concerns he disclosed classified information

    I am pretty sure the president can decide what is and isn’t classified. Whether or not the release of the information is wise is the only thing up for discussion here.

    1. R C Dean

      I think the Norks already know we have surveillance satellites.

    2. Note the contrast between this story and the one about Comey’s handling of FBI memos.

  46. Rebel Scum

    I mean, you’d probably get more value this way.

    Bernie Sanders has revealed he and his team have been working on an alternative to gasoline: an innovative new idea of burning a giant pile of tax dollars instead of outdated, harmful fossil fuels.

    Sanders experimented with hundreds of different blends, from a mix of coins and dollars to pallets of hundred-dollar bills. But he finally settled on a giant pyramid of cash when he made his big breakthrough.

    “All you people care about is money,” Sanders said as he tossed a specialty Venezuelan cigar he had imported onto the big pile of cash. “We need to start caring about the environment, and if the best way to do that is to destroy the economy by burning all the cash, that’s what I’m going to do.”

    The presidential candidate added that “it’s not about money; it’s about sending a message to climate change deniers: ‘Everything burns.’”

    When questioned on further details on his environmental plan, Sanders asked, “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”

  47. Crusty Juggler

    ULTIMATE CRUISE Viking Sun ship docks in London for start of world’s longest cruise of 245 days with 100,000 bottles of champers

    THE world’s longest cruise is about to set sail from London with 100,000 bottles of champers on board for the ultimate round-the-world trip in 245 days.

    The Viking Sun ship is docked on the River Thames in Greenwich and will embark on the longest passenger sea crossing in history this weekend, spanning six continents, 51 countries and 111 ports.

    A veritable nightmare.

    1. Sean

      How long until the norovirus kicks in?

  48. BakedPenguin

    Godfrey was the model for A Face in the Crowd? Wow. BTW, great movie. Andy Griffith is really good in that role. His affable down-home charm is on display, but it’s hiding a much darker side. I thought he really pulled it off well.

    1. Crusty Juggler

      It’s an excellent movie – Andy Griffith had chops.

  49. Rebel Scum

    Yeah, sure…We’ll get right on that.

    Iranian President Hassan Rouhani suggested that if a meeting with President Donald Trump were to take place that the United States would have to bow down to Iran and repent from “economic terrorism” against Iran.

    “Those who have imposed sanctions on our people, and have carried out economic terrorism – any change in our conduct toward them must start with their repentance,” Rouhani said in a video translated by the Middle East Media Research Institute. “They must return to their obligations, and change the erroneous path they have chosen. They must act in the service of the world’s interests and security, while maintaining respect for the other. They must recognize our revolution, our regime, and the rights of our people, and they must reject their mistakes. With regard to the relations between Iran and America – unless America gives up the sanctions and rejects the erroneous path it has chosen, we will see no positive change.”

    “If you lift all the sanctions and bow down before the Iranian people, the circumstances will be different,” Rouhani continued. “We want to resolve the issues and problems in a reasonable manner, but we are not interested in photo-ops. If someone wants to have his photo taken with Hassan Rouhani – well, that’s impossible. It can be done with Photoshop, but a real photo is impossible, unless one day they lift all their unjust sanctions, and respect the rights of the Iranian people. Then we would be talking about new circumstances, and we could reconsider it.”

    1. cyto

      This guy gets it! This is perfect Trump speak.

      Expect a response somewhere between:

      “I love the Iranian people. And the Iranian people love America. But these Mullahs and Roo-han-nee… these guys. They’re terrible, just terrible. The Iranian people are lovely. They really need to do something about their leaders, but they are lovely people.”

      and

      “I’ll give him a photo op. He can blow me, then we can discuss changes in the Iranian government. There’s his photo op.”

  50. Crusty Juggler

    Trump officials fear president’s fired personal assistant might spill more serious secrets

    According to a report from the New York Times, White House insiders are afraid that Donald Trump’s fired assistant, Madeleine Westerhout, may seek revenge by spilling more secrets and details about the inner workings of the Oval Office now that she has been booted.

    Westerhout was fired on Thursday after it was reported that she gossiped with reporters about Trump’s relationship with his daughters as well as other tidbits of gossip.

    Of major concern is that a belief that she may never have signed a nondisclosure agreement (NDA) before taking the job as Trump’s office gatekeeper and secretary.

    Hot diggity dog!

    1. AlmightyJB

      “was fired after bragging to reporters that she had a better relationship with Trump than his own daughters, Ivanka and Tiffany Trump, and that the president did not like being in pictures with Tiffany because he perceived her as overweight…

      Westerhout also jokingly told the journalists that Trump couldn’t pick Tiffany out of a crowd”

      That will do it

      1. cyto

        She’s gotta be real happy with her new friends. On an “off the record” dinner – and they sabotage her job like that. Nice.

        Maybe now other folks will get it. They are not your friends. They use you. You use them. That is the relationship.

    2. Hyperion

      “Trump officials fear president’s fired personal assistant might spill more serious secrets”

      Gee, that’s not at all like what they said about the last person who quit the Trump admin, I mean all of them.

      1. Crusty Juggler

        She didn’t quit, there is specuoation she didn’t sign an NDA, and Trump Tweeted about it, hence the attention.

        1. Crusty Juggler

          “Specuoation” is a more enhanced form of “speculation.”

        2. Fourscore

          7 figure book deal in the works, I’m sure.

  51. Hyperion

    #MeTooRacist

    lolololol

  52. Crusty Juggler

    Heightened security in Boston for ‘pro-straight parade’

    Police in Boston were gearing up for possible clashes Saturday between “Straight Pride Parade” demonstrators supportive of President Donald Trump and counter-protesters who accuse them of being homophobic and extremist.

    A group calling itself Super Happy Fun America has organized the controversial parade in response to the hugely popular gay pride parades that take place in US cities every year.

    Critics say organizers are white-supremacists whose intent is to bait members of the LGBT community in one of America’s most liberal cities, and have arranged demonstrations to oppose it.

    We too fight for our freedom, Hong Kong!

    1. cyto

      I love the lack of simple “connect the dots” reasoning ability.

      “Critics say organizers are white-supremacists whose intent is to bait members of the LGBT community”

      “Have arranged demonstrations to oppose it.”

      Uh…. Ok. Seems cogent.

      Plus:

      Soooo you are against being straight? Or having pride in being straight?

      Plus plus:
      Uh… exactly how did we arrive at “white supremacists” from “straight pride”? I mean, OK, I get the leap to “this is an opposition to gay rights”. But where exactly did they get a racial superiority angle? Or do they just sling around interchangeable slurs without any real thought?

        1. Rhywun

          IFLS

        2. I’m extremely skeptical that Hispanics (a highly religious demo) are more likely to identify as gay than whitey.

          1. Hyperion

            I call complete bullshit, for the most part, Hispanics are a lot more religious than Americans and also they have that machismo thing going on. So I’d say a lot more difficult/taboo for them to come out, in general.

          2. Hyperion

            And by Americans I mean your typical WASP, which is who the left and our media always identify as the bad Americans.

          3. Lackadaisical

            The relative rates of blacks and whites conforms to my personal experience, therefore their crappy self serving poll must be right.

            SCIENCE!

          4. Hyperion

            Polls are typically not right when you start with a desired outcome and so skew your questions to achieve that. Sort of like how you get whatever outcome you want in a study because you have a biased desired outcome. Just start with ‘because of Trump/ global warming’ and you get there.

      1. Rebel Scum

        Uh… exactly how did we arrive at “white supremacists” from “straight pride”?

        Everything that doesn’t toe the proggy line is “white-supremacy”. Another funny thing is that the Proud Boys (who appear to be involved) leader is Cuban or something.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          I know. How Orwellian do you have to be to write an article about spooky white supremacists and the picture you choose to illustrate this is a right-wing black hispanic holding hands in solidarity with a right-wing white (?) guy.

    2. I think they should just start having sex with women in the street to PROVE how much they love pussy.

      1. Lackadaisical

        I mean, that’s not so far off from what occurs at some gay pride parades, from what I’ve heard.

    3. Rebel Scum

      A group calling itself Super Happy Fun America has organized the controversial parade in response to the hugely popular gay pride parades that take place in US cities every year.

      Lol.

    4. Tundra

      …Super Happy Fun America…

      That’s pretty funny, you have to admit.

    1. cyto

      The response from officials: “did nothing criminally wrong”… ok, with you so far…

      “nor violated policy” Wait, WTF? You don’t have a policy against mocking someone as they slowly die on the other end of the phone? Come on, that can’t be right….

      1. whiz

        Maybe they will now.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Yeah, one bad apple…

    2. Lachowsky

      Yeah. That happened about 2 miles from where I work. A lot of people around here are pretty pissed off at her.

      1. AlmightyJB

        I bet they are. Glad you didn’t need to call her for anything!

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Be a shame if she ran into a bakelite 2500 set in the middle of the night.

  53. STEVE SMITH GET SMART MAKE PEOPLE PAY FOR PRIVILEGE OF CHASE THROUGH WOODS. AFTER-RACE FESTIVITIES FREE, AND BY AFTER-RACE FESTIVITIES, WELL YOU KNOW.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Lol:)

  54. AlmightyJB

    Knowles: How the left always gets everything exactly backward.

    https://youtu.be/gaJGs7laaA4

    1. Hyperion

      I’ve always felt that the left’s worst flaw is not the ability to accept reality and try to deal with it the best way possible, but their complete lack of understanding of human nature. They just keep striving to build the new soviet man and it keeps blowing up in their face because obvious reasons. We are programmed for survival of the fittest and get what’s best for my own survival. And it’s hilarious to watch them demonstrate that exact trait while condemning everyone else for being human as well.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Yes, they completely discount how incentives work. That is also a rejection of reality.

  55. AlmightyJB

    I think “they” know full well what a lesbian is and that they probably lesbians. Trying to say they’re non-binary at the same time is obviously trying to take credit for another “victim” status that they can’t reasonably claim.

    https://youtu.be/qL2u46x_clE

    1. Hyperion

      They’re sort of like us. We got embarrassed because GayJay/Weld and dancing fat guys, so we changed our preferred self description to ‘glibertarians’. Their issue is not being able to admit they’re trying to distance themselves from themselves by changing preferred identity descriptor. Sort of like in that video you linked where the guy ponders the fact that calling a gay person queer was like the N word 5 minutes ago, but now it’s the correct term. I was just joking about libertarian/glibertarian, but it’s a good example.

      1. Rhywun

        “Queer” got “taken back” and now it means “political gay”. It’s no more correct than black people calling each other nigga.

        1. Hyperion

          They do that a LOT. Just walk around some on the streets in Balmer (not recommended unless you have a good reason, like work) and every other minute you will hear ‘Hey niggah!’. It’s only bad when whitey says it.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            I officially bequeath to you one official N-Word Pass:


            Now, you don’t have to bitch about not being able to say certain words anymore, my nigga!

          2. Hyperion

            Headed to office depot to get a file cabinet. I’m just going to say ‘Hey niggah, can you help me get this in my car?’. I’ll make sure I have a print out of my N-Word pass with me.

          3. Heroic Mulatto

            In my whip. You have to use it with the correct grammar.

          4. Rhywun

            I hear youths of every hue calling each other “nigga” all the time. In certain social circles it just means “dude”.

          5. Crusty Juggler

            When I received my N-Word Pass I went into a Yankee Candle store and screamed it at an old white lady just to confuse everyone.

            It was hilarious.

          6. Heroic Mulatto

            Thank you for your service.

          7. AlmightyJB

            Did it turn her on?

          8. MikeS

            It’s turning me on…

          9. Tundra

            It’s good that you are here.

        2. Hyperion

          “political gay”

          Yeah, I know. I think if our gay friends just kept talking about it 24/7 we wouldn’t still be friends. It’s sort of like if every time I see a gay friend I’m like ‘Hey, I’m straight, did you know that? I love pussy!’. Activist are the most annoying people on the planet no matter what their cause it. I remember one time we were walking near the National Aquarium and this sweaty fat guy holding a sign runs up to us and says ‘Free the whales, free the whales’ and I said ‘Looks like you’re already free, now get the fuck out of my space’. Wife was horrified that I said that, but it worked, dude backed off fast and walked away.

    2. Rhywun

      “Pay attention to me.”

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Jesus has some weird fetishes.

      1. Tundra

        Daddy issues.

        1. Sean

          Nailed it.

    2. AlmightyJB

      “you should consider changing up the type of porn you watch as well”

      I thought that was a given?

  56. Don Escaped Texas

    Two hour round.

    Teed off at 7, shot 85 from tips, two lost balls.

    1. Lachowsky

      Two lost balls.

      Ouch. Sorry don.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        These are the Doritos type: they’ll make more.

        I’m enjoying your Friday weather. Sitting on the sidewalk waiting for my pizzeria to open.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    Stabbed in the back, by a bunch of misogynist backstabbers

    It’s possible, even likely, that Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) was always destined to make an early exit from the Democratic presidential primary campaign. The pack of candidates is overcrowded — breaking away and into the top tier was always going to be a huge challenge for any candidate not named Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders.

    Elizabeth Warren managed it. Gillibrand could not.

    But there is another, unsavory possibility. Consider this: It is likely that Gillibrand’s candidacy would be alive and well if she hadn’t called on Sen. Al Franken to resign in the face of sexual harassment allegations in 2017 — and that, as a result, Gillibrand is yet another woman whose career has been unnaturally shortened or damaged by forces determined to protect a powerful man from the consequences of his actions.

    Maybe Democrats aren’t universally sincere about their commitment to the #MeToo movement. And maybe Gillibrand just paid the price for that.

    She acknowledged that possibility Wednesday when she dropped out of the presidential race.

    “We know there were donors who were angry about it and did not support me because of it,” Gillibrand told The New York Times. “I wouldn’t change what I did, because I would stand with those eight women again today.”

    It’s also possible she’s a useless idiot, and the vast majority of people can see it plainly.

    1. Rhywun

      I’m beginning to doubt Democrats’ commitment to Sparkle Motion.

      Oh and for the record, Gillibrand was one of the last hacks to jump on the #metoo bandwagon. People might ‘member that despite her and the media’s attempts to re-write history.

    2. l0b0t

      She looked (to me) far too much like a poorly aged Veronica Mars to ever appeal in any way.

  58. l0b0t

    Hey Lachowsky, congratulations on the job upgrade. Ditto to ElspethFlashman. OMWC, get well already. Suthen, I’m glad you’re better. Sorry if I’ve forgotten anyone else with recent news. Thank you for mentioning Cousin Richard’s chatterboxery in the links (seriously, I don’t think I’ve heard him string more than 3 words together since his teens; taciturn is an understatement). We’re on day 5 with no AC and Hey Presto! now on day 2 of broken fridge. Landlord is on it but damn, for a City That Never Sleeps™, shit sure closes early and doesn’t put much effort into timely scheduling.

    1. Lachowsky

      Thanks IO, and my your chilling systems become functioning again.

    2. Rhywun

      Your AC picked the right week to crap out. I haven’t needed mine at all this week – until last night I indulged at bed-time.

  59. Donation Not Taxation

    Florida woman
    “Not only was [redacted] sure she would not pass a DUI test when police responded to a report of a drunk woman seated in a gray Acura with the engine turned off — the 62-year-old [Florida] motorist tried to bet law enforcement officials she would more than double the state’s legal blood-alcohol limit of .08. Westerlund then blew that expectation out of the water, according to Sumter County [in central Florida] police.”
    nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-woman-driver-motorist-dui-dwi-bet-gamble-20190822-fvscjnxovzgorjomkvs727ciwi-story.html

  60. Chipwooder

    Now this is precious : PolitiFact did one of their bullshit fact checks on some Facebook meme showing a photo of Biden with Robert Byrd where Byrd is identified as a Grand Wizard of the Klan. They rated it “mostly false” because….he was an Exalted Cyclops, not a Grand Wizard

    Thank goodness they cleared that up!