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  • Friday Afternoon Links

    I think my kids pulled my rearview mirror off when climbing around in the car yesterday. And of course, just like in sex, I can’t get the button to pop out. Err, I mean, the little metal mounting button won’t come unattached from the mirror. Reviewing the Intarwebz shows me that Ford expects me to spend $18 on a tool they change every 5 years to solve this problem. Orrr…. I can just hold the whole fucking mirror on the window for the entire 15 minute cure time of this crap I bought so the adhesive isn’t bearing the weight. Hmm, I think I can do that while drinking a beer. Just to be sure, I’ll bring two. Jesus, Ford, when did you become a European car company?

    I didn’t even know this goober was running. Apparently, nobody else did either. Except SF.

    Florida Man turned into Captain Hook by gator. No word on whether it follows him around or has swallowed a clock.

    I’m sure we’ll talk about this horrible gun crisis right?

    This is the saddest article I’ve read in a long while. And while I’m fine, I guess, with people finding a surgeon to mutilate them at their request, I just can’t help but wonder how one comes to occupy a place where removing a part of your body that gives you greater autonomy and a broader set of abilities is seen as desirable.

     

    SugarFree’s Dem Deathwatch

  • Economics Corner with Paul Krugman and Winston’s Mom

    Last week Krugman discussed billionaires that back Trump

    Whoever came up with the phrase “useful idiots” — it’s often credited to Lenin, but there’s no evidence he ever said it — was on to something. There are times when dangerous political movements derive important support from people who will, if these movements achieve and hold power, be among their biggest victims.

    I myself would have guessed it was Khrushchev but it never really mattered to me to look it up. Odd that you of all people are openly discussing the term…

    Certainly I found myself thinking of the phrase when I read about the Trump fund-raiser held at the Hamptons home of Stephen Ross, chairman of a company that holds controlling stakes in Equinox and SoulCycle.

    Most reporting on the Ross event has focused on the possible adverse effects on his business empire: The young, educated, urban fitness fanatics who go to his gyms don’t like the idea that their money is supporting Donald Trump. But the foolishness of Ross’s Trump support goes well beyond the potential damage to his bottom line.

    I mean, if you’re a billionaire who also happens to be a racist, supporting Trump makes perfect sense: You know what you’re buying. But if you’re supporting Trump not because of his racism but despite it, because you expect him to keep your taxes low, you’re being, well, an idiot.

    That assumes Trump is a racist.  The problem you aren’t seeing is it is a nearly meaningless term.  Anybody that even has a remotely tangential support of Trump, or a single policy of his is now branded a racist by the left.  Because there is absolutely no other explanation that somebody might want to see immigration law enforced, or even might play along with his shenanigans to see something resembling free trade with China.

    No other reason whatsoever…

    Never mind how unlikely it is for an open racist to become a billionaire.  If you openly disapprove of nearly any group normal people will want nothing to do with it because last I checked, pretty much nobody approves of racism.

    It’s true that Trump (breaking all his campaign promises) has indeed cut taxes on the wealthy, and will surely cut them further if re-elected. By contrast, whoever the Democrats nominate is likely to raise those taxes if she or he wins the general election, perhaps substantially.

    Depends on the promise, then again–there are so many politicians that manager to keep their campaign promises…

    But let’s get real. If you’re a billionaire, you don’t need the extra money. At that level, purchasing power has nothing to do with the quality of life; having a 45,000-square-foot house instead of just 40,000, or flying to one of your multiple other residences in a bigger private jet, won’t make you significantly happier.

    People who’ve studied the extremely rich argue that money, for them, is largely not about being able to buy things but is instead a way of keeping score; their satisfaction comes not from more consumption but from overtaking their perceived peers.

    And tax cuts don’t help on that dimension, since your peers get the same tax breaks you do.

    Hey shithead, do you really think we’re stupid enough to believe a billionaire like Tom Steyer with large investments in renewable energy projects get the exact same tax breaks as other billionaires like I dunno, the Waltons?  I would argue their businesses operate in significantly different ways and what they collect from them and the taxes they pay…or in the case of Steyer, what they don’t pay vary.

    More to the point, Trumpism is about much more than tax cuts: It’s an attempt to end the rule of law and impose an authoritarian, white nationalist regime. And even billionaires should be terrified about what their lives will be like if that attempt succeeds.

    This is especially true if you’re a member of a minority, even if your skin happens to be white. Ross is Jewish — and anyone Jewish has to be completely ignorant of history not to know that when bigotry runs free, we’re always next in line for persecution.

    Trump’s daughter converted to Judaism…that makes her Jewish…drop the orange man anti-Semite bullshit….you (((dumbfuck))).

    In fact, the ingredients for an American pogrom are already in place. The El Paso shooting suspect, like many right-wing terrorists, is a believer in “replacement theory” — the claim that immigration is part of a vast conspiracy to replace whites with people of color. And who’s behind that conspiracy? You know who: “Jews will not replace us,” declared the torch-carrying marchers in Charlottesville.

    He was also a psychopath that was afraid of robots replacing workers, engaged in eco-hysteria, and had no compunction with murdering a crowd of people, what’s your point?

    Is Trump a replacement theory guy? The replacement theorists think so.

    In any case, billionaires who imagine that their wealth will insulate them from the purges and insecurity of an authoritarian regime are deluding themselves. Look at Vladimir Putin’s Russia, a place Trump surely sees as a role model. Putin certainly coddles an inner circle of oligarchs. But he has shown no hesitation about using a politicized legal system to persecute and ruin his critics, no matter how wealthy.

    Oh, and don’t say it can’t happen here. The man who prompts chants of “lock her up,” who has declared the independent media “enemies of the people,” has made it abundantly clear that he’d love to engage in politicized prosecutions of anyone who gets in his way.

    Has he locked her up?  Has he locked YOU up? You run your mouth non-stop about the orange man, if he was half the authoritarian YOU think he is you would already be in a federal prison fellating your cellmate in exchange for protection from the Aryan Brotherhood.

    Again, there are surely some wealthy Americans who want to live in that kind of country. But most Trump-supporting billionaires would probably be horrified at the prospect. So what are they thinking raising money for a would-be authoritarian?

    The answer, of course, is that they aren’t thinking. Instead of considering what a consolidation of Trumpist power would mean, they’re reacting mindlessly out of a combination of greed and ego.

    By the way, the greed part is obvious. But it has also been clear since the Obama years that a fair number of the superrich aren’t satisfied with being immensely wealthy; they also want adulation. They expect to be praised as heroic job creators and are enraged at any suggestion that some of their number may have behaved badly, let alone that they may have benefited from a rigged system.

    There are a lot of people that work for billionaires.  I don’t recall working for a homeless guy, at least not full time.

    The fact of the matter is billionaires are probably just as diverse and opinionated as anybody else.  They probably have personal reasons for doing what they do, who they support, and where they put their money.  They are probably motivated by different things, that’s how individualism works you see…

    The problem is where people like you come in and insist that its good the little people will boycott some upscale spinning gym, if you want to call it that (see you tonight Warty).  Decisions in the market used to just be who suits your preferences best for a price you can agree on.  For people like you its good that we have products and services geared towards specific political ideologies or for specific causes a subset of activists.  You can’t buy wood from Home Depot, they support Trump. You can’t buy Nutella, it contains palm oil (fuck those orange monkeys), you can’t eat at Chick-fil-a, they don’t like gays (even when the manager is clearly a rug muncher), you can’t buy from Amazon because they treat their employee’s like shit. Suddenly I have to sit and decide between two separate products based on team politics.  Team politics sucks balls.

    Fuck you Krugman!

    Hence the hatred for even reasonable, pro-market progressives like, say, Elizabeth Warren. It’s not just that these progressives might make billionaires a bit poorer, but that they make them feel small.

    But this is no time for such pettiness. Vast wealth brings many privileges, and it will continue to do so even if progressive Democrats win big next year. What wealth doesn’t bring is the right to let self-indulgence turn you into a useful idiot, lending aid and comfort to a movement that’s trying to destroy America as we know it.

    That stupid broad again?  Now who’s the one being petty Mr. “The orange man is going to fucking destroy us all!”

  • Friday Morning Links

    Hope you’ve all had a wonderful week so far.  Mine has been a treat, as I’ve been able to come back and do these links again.

    I don’t know about you, but I don’t take preseason football seriously, so I won’t even bother giving them. But I sure am ready for football to get here. Your winners last night in baseball were:Boston, Chicago (NL), Tampa, NY (NL), Atlanta, St Louis, Chicago (AL), Oakland, Los Angeles (NL) and the Houston Astros hung on after another great pitching outing from their starter and a very shaky 9th from the bullpen. But a win is a win!

    I so want another meltdown like this. But in Round 1.

    Just in case you were wondering about the US Open draw, here are a few interesting tidbits.  Interesting that Sharapova and Serena get to play in Round 1.  I’ll be getting my popcorn for the press conference if Sharapova wins that. Because I can assure you that Serena will go completely off the rails.

    Alright, let’s get into some birthdays here.  We’ve got pre-Belgian Charles Martel, headless king Louis XVI, dancer-actor Gene Kelly, TV’s Barbara Eden, The Who’s Keith Moon, 80s heartthrob Rick Springfield, drug connoisseur River Phoenix, basketball’s Kobe Bryant and funny man Jay Mohr.  Congrats to you…and to you as well. You know who you are.

    My God, I just noticed I’m getting behind and better hurry up so I can be on time with…the links!

    I don’t know about you, but this is good news as far as I’m concerned. I’m sure the media will spin it as a sign of the impending financial apocalypse (that they’ll forget in December of next year and pivot to something else), but it would be nice to see prices keep falling.

    It’d be hilarious if global warming put that underwater. Too bad it isn’t real.

    Everybody is entitled to live where they want. Even if they think the rest of us shitmunchers “have made enough money at some point”. Double-points for screeching about global warming  and then buying a mansion on Martha’s Vineyard. Pretty house though.

    I never got this shit.  Why do people go apeshit when someone has received a donation from a piece of shit?  The correct response, as far as I’m concerned, would be to say “Yeah, he gave us $800k. We’re glad we have it so it can be put to better use than he’d have done with it. What he did was awful and we hope we put the donation to better use.”  But no!!! Can’t do that. You have to go give the money away now to another charity and recalculate your budget. Because somehow the money was dirty when you got it but its not dirty when you send it somewhere else?  Man, social signaling sucks.

    San Francisco has announced a new large-scale program to build two new centers for the homeless to shoot up in and use as public toilets.  But don’t worry. They won’t be built for six years, so they’re for the next crop of homeless.

    Coming soon to Fremont!

    Jimmy Carter is back to doing the thing he did best. Good for him. I wish more former politicians would get into actual charity work. It sets a good example that charity do more than government programs.

    The next round of Dem debates may be crowded after all.  I don’t care about Steyer, but I hope Tulsi makes it. Just so she can show she’s anti-war and the progs can go after her as a Russian stooge because she doesn’t want war.  Plus because she’s pretty damn good looking.

    Anyway, here’s today’s song.  Be sure to turn the volume to max before you click the link.  Trust me.

    Anyway, have a great day. Yeah, you.

  • Products You Need: Coffee Edition

    I’ve tried many times over the years to give up coffee, but man it’s hard. I don’t drink a ton of it; maybe 5 cups a week, but I have noticed when I don’t drink any at all for a whole week I’m really cranky.

    Part of it is the caffeine, and part of it is that I really love coffee.

    Like love love.

    I’ve loved coffee since I was 15 years old to a degree that has been known to frustrate my loved ones because I can’t settle for just plain average coffee.

    I love the flavour of good coffee. I love the process of crafting a perfect latte with velvety microfoam. And yeah, I love the pick-me-up.

    So for this edition of Products You Need, I thought I’d share my favourite coffees and coffee tools.

     

    Hario Coffee GrinderHario Ceramic Coffee Grinder

    This is a staple in my household. I buy whole bean coffee, and grind it fresh “to order” every morning.

    I dislike the traditional blade grinders for coffee because they chop the beans while this manual burr grinder crushes the beans.

    The grinder attaches to any standard mason jar, but I only grind as much as I need. The grind is adjustable all the way down to Turkish.

    Some reviewers have voiced complaints about the screw coming loose during grinding. I have noticed this, but that was solved by having NotUsidore tighten it for me. Tightening the screw doesn’t adjust the grind setting on my grinder.

    I bought the Hario Ceramic Coffee Grinder in October 2014, and I can confidently say it’s worth the investment.

     

    Bodum Pour OverBodum Pour Over

    When I got into pour over coffee I searched long and hard for the perfect pour over maker, and after a lot of research I settled on the Bodum Pour Over.

    After much experimentation with my Hario, the best grind for making hot coffee in the Bodum, use a fine-medium grind with the filter in.

    But in recent years, cold brew is my preferred drink.

    To make cold brew with the Bodum, a medium-coarse grind works best. Too fine and the water doesn’t reach the grinds on the bottom, which causes a weak and watery brew. Too coarse and the flavour is weak due to under extraction.

    For cold brew, I pour the grinds right in the bottom of the Bodum, and then filter for serving.

     

    Coffee Gator French Press

    I’ll never forget when Thermos came out with a French Press. I was so excited. I took it everywhere because if you have a Thermos french press and grinds, you can have awesome coffee at a gas station or truck stop.

    The Coffee Gator French Press is even better as fewer grinds make it into the cup. It’s quite easy to clean. If you use it regularly, I suggest soaking the filter in white vinegar once a week to remove any build up of oils.

    Coffee stays hot for about 2 hours, and as an added bonus, it has a handy canister for your grinds.

    If you travel a lot, especially if you do a lot of road trips, this french press is a must-have.

     

    Primula Cold Brew BottlePrimula Portable Cold Brew Bottle

    For cold brew on the go, I recommend the Primula Portable Cold Brew Bottle. It’s super easy to use, and travel friendly.

    Add grinds and water before bed, and in the morning you just have to grab the bottle out of the fridge on your way out the door.

    This filter requires a medium-course grind in my experience.

    You can also use this for making hot coffee or hot tea. It comes with a sleeve so you can avoid burning yourself.

    I’ve never had any problems with leaking due to the silicone gaskets inside the lids. That said though, make sure to remove the gasket at the bottom (under the filter basket) when you clean it. I didn’t for the first few weeks and my coffee started tasting weird.

    It’s fairly easy to clean.

     

     

    Stok Cold BrewStok Cold Brew Coffee

    I am soooo not a morning person, and some mornings I’m incapable of making coffee before I’ve had coffee. I recently discovered Stok Cold Brew Coffee.

    Yes, it’s cheating, but I like having a bottle in the fridge for the mornings I just simply can’t function, and I’m out of cold brew.

    It’s a lot better than I expected. I was expecting it to be filled with all sorts of extra crap like most store bought cold brews, but that’s not the case. It’s coffee, and water. Each bottle is consistent. I mix with a little soy milk, though it’s perfectly fine without.

    I’d love to hear about your favourite coffee tools. Share! Enlighten me!

  • Thursday Afternoon Links

    EDITOR’S NOTE 1: SF was supposed to just put up the shell and NOT publish, but he got trigger happy. I’ll leave this here, but bump it at 4:00pm Eastern. So, so meta.

    EDITOR’s NOTE 2: I pulled this down so we wouldn’t get on the wrong side of Secret Nazi President, so I added a couple of links.

     

    A nice piece on the Hong Kong protest movement as a self-organizing (leaderless) movement.

    Prime Minister Boor-is shows Macron his balls.

     

     

     

    SugarFree’s Dem Deathwatch

    As it stands, only ten of the remaining eighteen are qualifying for the next set of debates on September 12th: Julián Castro, Joe Biden, Cory Booker, Pete Buttigieg, Kamala Harris, Amy Klobuchar, Beto O’Rourke, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and one-trick-pony Andrew Yang.

  • Thursday Morning Links

    Yeah, I’m back again today. Send your complaints to management!

    Whoooooooo!

    I’m still stewing over last night.  Probably not as much as Verlander though.  Complete game on 96 pitches, 11 strikeouts, no walks and gives up just two hits…and takes the L. What a load of shit. How about some run support, huh guys?

    The As beat the Yankees, the Cubs won, as the Cards fell to the Brewers,The Twins were blanked but Cleveland lost too, And of course the Dodgers won. I don’t know if any of the other games really matter. College football about to start and I’m stoked.  Same for the US Open, where a certain chair umpire was told he would not be involved in any of Serena Williams’s matches by the way. Which does little more than add to her God complex. Meh, oh well. Hopefully she’ll get knocked out early and Venus can pull off a miracle and make a deep run.

    Ray Bradbury

    Happy Birthday to my brother in law! And happy birthday to the following people you may be more familiar with: aviation pioneer Samuel Langley, composer Claude Debussy, Krazy Kat creator George Herriman, German filmmaker Leni Riefenstahl, Chinese sociopath Deng Xiaoping, bluesman John Lee Hooker, sci-fi heavyweight Ray Bradbury, baseball player Carl Yastzremski, football’s Bill Parcells, and musician Tori Amos.

    Ok, lets get into…the links!

    Telling people massively subsidized shit is free is a tougher sell than you’d think. Thank you, New Hampshire, for understanding what “free” really means when the government is involved.

    Germany is selling government bonds with negative rates. What surprised me most is that there were already $16B in negative-yield bonds already floating around out there.  But if I buy them with Zimbabwean money, I’d still be a trillionaire. And a quadrillionaire when they mature!

    I’ve actually found a cop who got fired that I feel bad for. The man’s out there doing community outreach and this is the thanks he gets? Shame on you, Georgia.  Also, how does a 22 year old have three years in the police department under his belt?

    Good for you. Now leave those of us alone who feel differently. But seriously, read the piece. Its hilarious in its stupidity.

    Vomiting Vultures Vacation In Vlorida

    Wait a second. Can someone explain to me how someone can be loitering around their own broken-down car?  But seriously, this guy does worse with flat tires than Beto O’Rourke. But oddly enough better than Rico Suave.

    Dammit God, couldn’t you have waited until the Canadian Geese were migrating?

    Florida vacation home invaded by vomiting vultures. I have nothing else to add.

    That’s it.  Now enjoy this.

    Have a great day, friends!

  • Wednesday Afternoon Links

    Good afternoon, how’s everyone? I’m fine, but sat in a bunch of damn meetings.

    Hell, I thought the Florida Panthers just couldn’t walk right because they were hockey players.  I’m guessing they’ve been eating Florida Man again.

    Poor SF, the Hat & Hair have gone beyond his attempts at parody.

    I wonder how climate deniers caused this.

    I hope this gets Sean Spicier tweeting again.

     

     

  • The Hat and The Hair: Episode 131

    Trump wants to buy Greenland. Only one-third of Americans would be willing to offer more than $12 for the island.

     

    “Everything is for sale,” the hat said. “Everything.”

    “Are you talking about Greenland, again?” the hair asked. He was perched on Donald’s head as he slept, turning around and around on the tips of his walking hairs.

    “Of course I’m talking about Greenland,” the hat said, eyeing a selection of McNuggets the staff had set out for Donald.

    “Why would we even want Greenland?” the hair asked. “It’s not green and the people are only sort of medium attractive. I don’t see the appeal for you whatsoever.”

    “It’s the largest island. I just want it. Why do you care?” the hat asked, inching over to the McNugget box. The relentless drone of Donald’s snoring changed and he froze.

    “Because it is going to cost a lot of money and a lot of people are already making fun of us about it,” the hair said, continuing to walk on Donald’s pale bald head. The hair scraped off a scab and flicked it to Oval Office floor.

    “What are you doing up there?” the hat demand.

    “I’m aerating Donald’s scalp,” the hair replied.

    “Aerating his scalp?”

    “For the proper maintenance of scalp health,” the hair said primly.

    “You’re nuts,” the hat said. “An insane hairpiece. The toupee of madness.”

    “I am not a toupee!” the hair said vehemently. “You’re the crazy one. You want to buy Greenland.”

    “White people need a homeland!” the hat shouted. Donald shifted and farted and briefly opened one eye.

    “And Greenland is your solution?” the hair asked, settling himself down on Donald’s head.

    “Largest island?” the hat asked. “Did you not hear that part? Defensible, contained… the ocean will be our wall!”

    “Greenland is like 90% Inuit!” the hair shouted.

    “We’ll evict them once we buy it. Any of the Danes that want to stay can submit DNA results,” the hat replied. He moved closer to the McNuggets box. He was almost touching it.

    “Just what America needs, more genocide of native people!” the hair spat.

    “Who said genocide? I didn’t say genocide, you strawman motherfucker. Evict. Canada can take them, they seem to love the unemployed!”

    The hair squirmed on Donald’s head and turned away in disgust. The hat made his move, climbing on top of the McNugget’s box and thrusting away at it in sweet abandon.

    “Yeah, special sauce,” he muttered. “Get that fucking special sauce.”