Sunday Morning Trix Links

Yesterday afternoon, I was looking out our back door at the golf course and saw a large brown object. I thought, “Wait, what the fuck kind of animal is that? A dog? An oversized record-setting cat? A javelina?” Then it rose up and hopped away- it was the biggest goddam jackrabbit I’ve ever seen, and I lived in Texas. Our next door neighbor was out and remarked, “Yeah, when they get that size, they chase the dogs instead of the dogs chasing them.” I swear, we’re living in Australia, every animal here is freakish and dangerous. Now, what does this have to do with links? Nothing at all.

But still, gotta have birthdays. And today’s include the REAL Klaatu; a decent cartoonist whose reputation outshone his talent; a cross between Trump and FDR; the one and only true James Bond and Zed; the greatest mustache in MLB history; and one of my favorite radio hosts.

News to follow.

 

If Biden gets the nom, go long on popcorn stock.

 

Government really has become a circus. God bless it.

 

Owning the French.

 

Gay marriage means messy gay divorces. Really, is this what y’all had in mind?

 

I knew that there was something about Phoenix I liked. Lots of quotes from a real expert, a UC professor, and obligatory dark and ominous invocation of those that evil Koch brothers.

 

Every time something bad happens to the Irsays, an angel gets his wings.

 

In other football news, well, that didn’t last long.

 

Rapey teachers, rapey, rapey. Teachers.

 

Sooooo carefully focus-grouped. And so dull.

 

Why you can safely ignore ANYTHING that The New Yorker has to say about art. Christ, what an asshole.

 

 

Old Guy Music was going to be something on the rabbit theme, but SP gave me an earworm I can’t shake.

Comments

368 responses to “Sunday Morning Trix Links”

  1. Whenever they talk about “unsustainable”, they never mean the government welfare Ponzi schemes being unsustainable.

    1. Cy

      Every government program is sustainable as long as you’re stealing it from those evil capitalists!

      1. The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.

        I think it’s commonly attributed to Margaret Thatcher, although I don’t know if she was the first to say it.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      I suspect he’s not sharing HIS land.

  2. Tres Cool

    “Kentucky Biology Teacher Allegedly Raped Boy Multiple Times Over Summer Break”

    Somehow, Im guessing it wasnt rape-rape.

    1. Isn’t that kind of thing legal in Kentucky? Or do you have to be related?

    2. Tulip

      The women teachers doing this have got to be serious control freaks. I just can’t understand any other reason they want an adolescent boy.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        Ummm…. never-ending erections?

        1. Tulip

          Acne, no finesse, adolescent boy humor. No thanks

          1. westernsloper

            adolescent boy humor.

            pull my finger

          2. MikeS

            adolescent boy humor

            That never goes away, we just learn to hide it.

            …most of the time…

            *give the knock-it-off hand-sign to ‘sloper*

          3. DEG

            She’s a teacher. I’m certain she planned on fixing some of that.

        2. straffinrun

          The biology teacher wants an ungraduated cylinder?

          1. Bob Boberson

            Along with a Bunsen Boner

          2. Sean

            Meep meep.

          3. MikeS

            ALOL

    3. Fourscore

      Not rape, she is a biology teacher, for goodness sake. Don’t you even tutor (toot her).?

    4. The Last American Hero

      Just to keep things straight, a man commits murder with a gun and the NRA gets heat even though the man was not an NRA member and the NRA did not endorse or encourage his behavior. But NEA members rape children and get union protection.

      Why aren’t there CNN town halls with people shrieking “burn them burn them” at the NEA president?

  3. The New Yorker piece is sending me into a white-hot rage. For real.

    These neo-Puritans aren’t gonna stop until they’ve burned everything fun to the ground. Fucking pricks.

    1. Tulip

      Is it wrong if I hope that some fat acceptance SJWs go after the author of that piece? Cause that would be funny.

    2. straffinrun

      The arrogance of a loser New Yorker writer talking shit about Renoir. I

        1. straffinrun

          Of course. I’m beginning to like him.

    3. Bob Boberson

      “until they’ve burned everything to the ground”

      Only the bourgeois white male stuff, comrade.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Cut him some slack,, it’s getting harder and harder to break new ground in the culture wars. Grievance studies grads have to actually work at it now.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Seriously. At some point it’ll just….stop.

    5. TARDIS

      I’m glad I don’t get out much. I ever get around one or more these fuckwits, I’m afraid I’ll end up in prison or the morgue. I’ll either give someone a good beating or take one.

  4. If there are any Miami or Florida fans on here, you should be ashamed of yourselves. A little bit of football died last night.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Josh Rosen fucked up?

    2. PieInTheSky

      which one has hotter women>

    3. Spartacus

      Very sloppy, even for a first game. It certainly wasn’t as neat as watching Ohio State steamroll the SW Ohio Middle School for Girls, that’s for sure. I hope the refs gave back their pay for the game.

      1. I hope you’re not a Miami fan, because the ACC is …

  5. Listening to Roland Kirk this morning, as one does on Jazz Sunday, Amazon Music’s list of related artists- The Cramps, The Misfit, David Bowie, Black Sabbath, and Weezer.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Kirk was a god. An absolute god. Hope you’re playing some cuts from Rip, Rig, and Panic, one of the greatest jazz albums ever recorded.

      1. Left and Right, right now, will put RRP on deck.

  6. Suthenboy

    “the platforms of the city’s light-rail system are packed with rush-hour commuters on this August afternoon.”

    I see photos of the outside of the trains but no photos of platforms packed with commuters. No photos of the inside of the cars packed with people. I am guessing they are empty. And that ‘rush hour’ traffic looks like deserted streets to me.
    Call me a skeptic but I think that article is just shilling for the light rail boondoggle.

    “Renoir took such presumptuous, slavering joy in looking at naked women—who in his paintings were always creamy or biscuit white, often with strawberry accents, and ideally blond—that, Lucy goes on to argue, the tactility of the later nudes, with brushstrokes like roving fingers, unsettles any kind of gaze, including the male.”

    Fuck off and flagellate yourself, Puritan bluenose. Women are beautiful so we like looking at them.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Sitting outside in 115° weather, sun beating down, waiting for the train, yeah, sounds like a plan.

    2. Suthenboy

      Oh, and that CNN article reads like it was written by a high school freshman, complete with exclamation marks.

      1. Count Potato

        Chris Cillizza is an idiot.

    3. creech

      He liked them thicc. Light the John signal.

    4. hayeksplosives

      Nobody tell this guy about Reubens…

    5. “creamy or biscuit white, often with strawberry accents”

      Do you even 19th Century France, bro?

  7. westernsloper

    The art historian Martha Lucy, writing in the show’s gorgeous catalogue, notes that, “in contemporary discourse,” the name Renoir has “come to stand for ‘sexist male artist.’ ”

    Sexist? I don’t know about that. I thought Renoir was French for Thicc. Or perhaps PAWG.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Shhhh! Don’t talk about Lucy!

  8. Count Potato

    “Megan Barton Hanson shows ex Demi Sims what’s she’s missing in underboob flashing crop-top and fishnet stockings as she attends Manchester Pride”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7390825/Megan-Barton-Hanson-shows-ex-Demi-Sims-whats-shes-missing-tiny-crop-Manchester-Pride.html

    She looks like she’s dressed to make a porn video.

    1. Sean

      Butter face.

      1. Bob Boberson

        Agreed, caked on make up and Botox doesn’t improve anyone’s looks

    2. westernsloper

      Who are these people?

    3. Her ex isn’t Demi Rose?

  9. BakedPenguin

    “Why you can safely ignore ANYTHING that The New Yorker has to say about art.”

    Christ, what an asshole. Go on, tell us how great Jackson Pollack was.

    1. Bob Boberson

      *buzzer sound*

      White male. Try again. I’m thinking some indigenous trans woman who paints in xer own menstrual blood

      1. “Why Maude Lebowski Is The Artist America Needs In The Trump Era”
        -New Yorker cover, Sept 2019

        1. BakedPenguin

          “The Small Lebowski”

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        Go listen to the CBC sometime.

        Their obsession with anything Indigenous – including art – is quite impressive in a weird way.

        They say the CBC is needed to ‘bind the country coast to coast to coast’. Not with that….and Neil MacDonald they won’t.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I always love people trying to explain Jackson Pollack. The mental contortions are entertaining.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        Like any great art, it doesn’t need explaining, just experiencing.

      2. Donation Not Taxation

        Lady Gaga can sing, for example, her duet with Tony Bennett performing “Baby it’s Cold Outside.” Most of time, she sings the way that makes money.

        Jack Benny could play the violin. He even owned a Stradivarius. He played the way he did in public and got applause and money.

        Jackson Pollack did some conventional type pieces at the start of his career. The stuff more recognizable as Pollack art is the stuff that led to fame and whatever money was left after everybody took their cuts.

        I hope my “mental contortions are entertaining.”

  10. Count Potato

    “Corgi racing is the sport you didn’t know you needed ”

    https://twitter.com/espn/status/1165360287626801157

    I don’t think I need it, but it is awfully cute.

    1. Bob Boberson

      Corgis are a guarantee you’ll laugh hard every day. Too bad the puppies are so expensive because they are an awesome breed. I tried to adopt a corgi-heeler cross once but the rescue association deemed me unworthy. Ergo rescue associations suck.

      1. Count Potato

        Curious, how much do the puppies cost?

        1. Bob Boberson

          I usually hear numbers between $1200 and $2000

          1. Count Potato

            That is expensive.

          2. It’s about a third of what you’ll pay for a good gun dog pup from a reputable breeder.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Not particularly. Between hunting dogs and breeds like Cavalier King Charles Spaniels, puppies can get very expensive.

          4. Bob Boberson

            Looks at $200 blue heeler dozing on couch. Terrific dogs can be incredibly cheap too ?

          5. MikeS

            *Looks at $0 American Bulldog cross laying at feet*

            *gives Bob a “you damn-right” look*

    2. About as much of a sport as cornhole.

      1. MikeS

        YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

        Cornhole is the sport of kings!

    3. Suthenboy

      Yep, they are cute. Looks like a Chinese fire drill. I couldn’t even tell who won. I guess it doesn’t really matter.

    4. BakedPenguin

      Just when you’re about ready to lose faith in humanity (and caninity), something comes along and revives it. Thanks for that, CP.

    5. Tulip

      I also like wiener dog races https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OFtcfVgLQ5Q

      1. westernsloper

        That is awesome. There might have been a few rules violations there.

      2. Tulip

        A neighbor of mine fosters wiener dogs for a rescue. They are so cute and fierce barking at my greyhound when we walk past. My dog just ignores them.

    6. DEG

      There is also goat racing.

  11. Count Potato

    https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1165466332017692672

    No.

    Well, yes, but only because she’ll lose.

    1. Suthenboy

      I have had strong suspicions all along that is what it would come to. It would be delicious to see her have her ass handed to her once again.

      1. MikeS

        Ugh. Just having the words “delicious” and “her ass” in the same sentence made me barf a little in my mouth.

    2. Rebel Scum

      She’s going to swoop in at the last minute to be the “voice of reason”. She’ll select Warren as running mate. Together they will vanquish Drumpf and all will be right with the world.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        ^This. The Clintonite’s choice Joe Biden is obviously addled and people are noticing. She’s rejected the offered crown but she’ll step in due to a manufactured popular demand to save the Dems from themselves. And then they’ll lose (barring a badly timed recession)…

        1. Sean

          With bad orange man out there working trade deals, it seems unlikely for a recession. IMO.

    3. creech

      Several of my prog friends are whispering that Michelle will ride in to settle the deadlock.

      1. Michelle rides something…

        /ewwww

      2. I think Michelle is quite content making bank for doing jack shit.

  12. Fourscore

    I was busy reading Pogo in the ’40s/’50s but I really didn’t understand the nuance ’til much later. A kid only reads literally. I thought Pogo et al was funny though. Youth, wasted

  13. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Letters to the Local Rag: Make Candy Great Again

    For several days now, orange slices have been conspicuously absent from the self-serve candy section at a local grocery store. Even when the workers fill the other containers, they leave the orange candy empty. Is this omission supposed to be some kind of joke or slight against our colorful president? I find it very suspicious that only the orange candy is missing from a well-stocked display that has a diverse variety of colors. Thankfully, other local grocery stores have kept politics out of their candy selection. Thank you!

    1. Oranges are fruit, not candy.

    2. westernsloper

      What about Circus Peanuts? They are orange.

  14. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Letters to the Local Rag: It Wasn’t Me, I Swear

    Old white men actually commit the vast majority of crimes in America – the vast majority of white-collar crimes. That’s what the majority of crimes are in the U.S. They have the largest number of victims. If you have been the victim of a financial crime like credit card fraud, insurance fraud or embezzling, you are a white-collar crime victim probably committed by an old white man.

    1. Fatty Bolger

      When your knowledge of the world is based on watching far too much TV.

    2. The Last American Hero

      Actually, most fraud related to theft is committed by women “of a certain age” – i.e., the nice lady in accounting that is a mother hen type and brings donuts every other Friday.

      Men tend to commit the Enron-style financial misstatement fraud. Overstating earnings to show how big their dick is and earn the bonus for making the earnings targets.

    3. creech

      Wait, I thought (((they))) commit all the financial crimes in this world? Or is it that (((they))) are eventually the usual victims of asset theft in the “civilized” world?

    1. I blame global warming.

      1. Count Potato

        I blame CNN.

        1. Cy

          It’s not their fault, they’re just following the DNC’s orders.

      1. DEG

        I like Toots and the Maytals. I saw them play a show in Boston about thirteen years ago. It was a good show.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Renoir took such presumptuous, slavering joy in looking at naked women—who in his paintings were always creamy or biscuit white, often with strawberry accents, and ideally blond—that, Lucy goes on to argue, the tactility of the later nudes, with brushstrokes like roving fingers, unsettles any kind of gaze, including the male. I’ll endorse that, for what it’s worth.

    Fap fap fap.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      So now we shouldn’t enjoy the female form, particularly the Rubenesque ones.

      Got it, I think.

  16. Rebel Scum

    Jewish rabbits hording all the Peeps…anyway, I woke up surrounded by pussy…cats. For some reason they give me extra attention when the gf unit is gone.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Always assume they’re trying to kill you.

      1. See Double You

        +1 cat weaving between your legs at the top of the stairs

  17. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Hey OMWC, I hope you’re up to date on your shots.

    An international teen girl who came to Phoenix to compete in the World Hip Hop Dance Championships at the Arizona Grand Resort in August was infected with measles and may have exposed others to the disease, the Maricopa County Department of Health and Arizona Department of Health Services said Friday.

    https://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/central-phoenix/health-department-teen-competing-in-world-hip-hop-championship-at-arizona-grand-resort-had-measles

    1. Count Potato

      So no pics or even a name?

  18. The Late P Brooks

    (His earliest nude in the show, “Boy with Cat,” from 1868, isn’t only rare for him, with its male subject, but startlingly homoerotic.)

    I’ll bet it is. Now, about your mother…

    1. TARDIS

      Hopefully someone will call him out for “whine rape” too, and he’ll disappear.

  19. Rebel Scum

    Nikki Haley would be interesting as vp.

    1. Bob Boberson

      I for one despise her. She’s a hottish female Jon Bolton. Arguably she will do less damage as VP but that sets her up to run for Prez. Fuck that noise, 8 yrs of GWB was enough.

      1. Rebel Scum

        I said interesting, not good. I know she is neocon-ish. But I think there is entertainment value in seeing leftists attempt to trash an (actual…) Indian woman.

        1. Semi-Spartan Dad

          I thought Mia Love would have been an interesting VP choice. Too bad she developed a severe case of TDS.

        2. Bob Boberson

          “Why Nikki Haley is actually white”

          NYT editorial and/or Shika article

        3. Looking forward to the NIKKI HALEY – RACE TRAITOR? chyrons on CNN.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Haley knows that by tweeting what she tweeted, she will start a conversation about the VP swap story. What “false rumors?” reporters will ask. And then they will make calls and check with sources to see what exactly, Haley is talking about. A few stories will be produced — and a few more cable TV segments will be made — that try to figure out whether there is any “there” there. Even if there is nothing to Haley’s “false rumors” claim, she will have effectively pushed the narrative back into the political bloodstream.
    “The only person talking about Nikki Haley as VP is Nikki Haley herself,” a senior administration official told the Washington Examiner.
    Of course, if you think about it, Haley’s tweet is a decidedly Trumpian move. Float something that no one is talking about. Watch them talk about it. And then, well, see what happens!

    You don’t say. I wonder if that would work.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Haley sucks and bad. She’s a corrupt neocon with an attractive face and nothing more.

      1. banginglc1

        Well, if we end up getting a neocon anyways (which we will, dem or rep) I’d rather it look decent.

        1. The Last American Hero

          Maybe she could have Tulsi as Sec Def. It worked on the West Wing.

  21. Rebel Scum

    “rapey teachers”

    *Looks*

    Not guilty. //Jk

    1. banginglc1

      Honestly, I though that too, but then I saw 23. And I really expect more out of 23. Is there a half-guilty or maybe a semi-guilty?

  22. DEG

    “I love this place. Look, what’s not to like about Vermont in terms of the beauty of it? And what a neat town…everybody has been really friendly. I like Keene a lot.”

    To be fair, you are almost in Vermont when you’re in Keene.

    A Kentucky teacher has been charged with multiple counts of rape after allegedly having sex with one of her 15-year-old male students.

    Kendall Burk, 23, was a biology teacher at Grant County High School. According to the Grant County Sheriff’s office, she allegedly began a relationship with the student at the end of last school year that turned sexual over the summer

    Somehow I doubt this was actual rape.

    Who doesn’t have a problem with Pierre-Auguste Renoir? A tremendously engaging show that centers on the painter’s prodigious output of female nudes, “Renoir: The Body, the Senses,” at the Clark Art Institute, in Williamstown, Massachusetts, sparks a sense of crisis. The reputation of the once exalted, still unshakably canonical, Impressionist has fallen on difficult days. Never mind the affront to latter-day educated tastes of a painting style so sugary that it imperils your mind’s incisors; there’s a more burning issue. The art historian Martha Lucy, writing in the show’s gorgeous catalogue, notes that, “in contemporary discourse,” the name Renoir has “come to stand for ‘sexist male artist.’ ” Renoir took such presumptuous, slavering joy in looking at naked women—who in his paintings were always creamy or biscuit white, often with strawberry accents, and ideally blond—that, Lucy goes on to argue, the tactility of the later nudes, with brushstrokes like roving fingers, unsettles any kind of gaze, including the male. I’ll endorse that, for what it’s worth.

    This is a word salad. “Sexist male artist”? Go fuck yourself.

    Old guy music is good.

  23. Count Potato

    “By inviting Spicer to be a part of the new season, ABC and ‘Dancing with the Stars’ are helping normalize the behavior that is undermining the pillars of our democracy.”

    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1165309068455624704

    https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/sean-spicer-abc-s-dancing-stars-2019-slap-face-every-ncna1045001

    What?

    1. Rebel Scum

      A former press-sec is damaging our nonexistent form of government?

    2. straffinrun

      Dancing with the Stars is a pillar of our democracy?

      1. MikeS

        Yes. Because DWtS is determined by popular vote. No Electoral College. Like America should be.

    3. Rhywun

      OMG HE EXAGGERATED THE SIZE OF A CROWD – NO OTHER FLACK HAS EVER DONE THAT.

  24. ElspethFlashman

    Last night we celebrated (a day early) for Lord H’s birthday. Steaks, wine, beer, corn on the cob and redskin potatoes. Neighbors, who always bring 2-3 bags of bottles. They rock. Music, and games too. I almost got naked in the backyard – but didn’t.

    1. Rebel Scum

      “redskin potatoes”

      One of Elizabeth Warren’s recipes?

    2. MikeS

      Ooh! A logic puzzle!

      OK

      1. Last night they celebrated
      2. The celebration was a day early

      Hey! Today is Lord H’s birthday!

      Happy birthday, dude!

      Also; reds are far superior to russets.

      1. Depends on the use, redskin are good for potato salads (gold are better) and smashes, but not so much fries or hashes.

        1. MikeS

          OK, I’ll give you french fries, only because russets generally get bigger. But literally every other use, reds are better than russets. Hash browns, fried, baked, mashed, tater-skins, etc…

          And yes, golds are delish’, as well. I just don’t care for russets.

          /grew up in red potato farming country

          1. AlmightyJB

            As someone who spent several years eating nothing but potato based products, I will say they all have their place.

          2. banginglc1

            I like potatoes.

    3. PieInTheSky

      corn on the cob is unlibertarian

      1. it came pre-shucked by orphans

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          We share a birthday, who knew?

          1. egould310

            Go to hell, you old bastard!

            https://youtu.be/FauoKcYOLK4

        2. Homple

          Leave the husks on and cook it on the grill.

    4. And only a moderately bad hangover. Got up, opened the presents, and then went back to bed for an hour. I almost feel human ::quivering Captain Kirk voice:: but I’m looking forward to some hair on the dog. But first it’s time to lift some weights!

      Neighbors bought me a bottle of whiskey – Basil Hayden’s Dark Rye – which was not a hit, even with them. It’s a blend of whiskeys but also with added Port. Gah! Too rich and sweet. I’ll buy some coke to mix it with.

      1. Not Adahn

        Wait you and Yusef share birthdays?

        I know Tundra shares one with some glib.

        The Tulpa registrant-bot doesn’t have a very good RNG apparently.

        1. With thirty or more Tulpae it would be odd if some didn’t share a birthday, it science, like astrology.

          1. Don Escaped Texas

            I’d say there are about 100 Glibs who do 90% of the posting.

            Of those 100, we would expect somewhere around 22 shared birthdays.

            So this happy birthday event of either flavor happens only 78 times a year, every fifth day.

            I don’t expect three Glibs to share a birthday.

      2. AlmightyJB

        Happy Birthday!

      3. DEG

        Happy Birthday!

      4. Tundra

        Happy birthday, old dude!

        I hope this year’s the best one yet!

    5. Crusty Juggler

      Almost? What a tease.

      1. ElspethFlashman

        Yeah. It was getting cold, what can I say?

    6. Sensei

      Happy Birthday LH.

      Buy some more go fast parts or audio

      1. bought some records… and a painting… and some high octane guzzoline

    7. I. B. McGinty

      “I almost got naked in the backyard”

      None of you made a comment about this?

    8. ” almost got naked in the backyard – but didn’t.”

      Boo.

  25. MikeS

    Renoir’s women are occasions, not subjects.

    What does that mean? I don’t speak Pretentious Asshole.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Not worth trying to figure out. No one is forcing him to look at the paintings.

  26. Yusef drives a Kia

    You know who else had great beer and steak for an early birthday? Some clown named Yusef!

    1. Bob Boberson

      Mad respect if that was your breakfast

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        No, I’m eating La Quinta motel breakfast, real good for a motel, and I am 56 today, yippee?

        1. Sensei

          Happy birthday!

        2. Sean

          Happy birthday ??

        3. Fourscore

          Buddy, have a drink, of straight orange juice. Happy Birthday!

        4. BEAM ain’t co-operatin’ with the MAN

          56? A mere stripling.

          Nevertheless, enjoy your day, mang. Hopefully you aren’t spending too much of it working.

        5. AlmightyJB

          Hope it’s a good one Yusef. I was born 3 days after you old man:)

    2. Happy Birthday, Yusef!

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        back at ya Lord!

      2. Sean

        ????!

      3. Count Potato

        Happy Birthday!

    3. MikeS

      Happy birthday buddy! Any plans?

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Beer and work tonight, not at the same time,

    4. Count Potato

      Happy Birthday!

    5. DEG

      Happy Birthday!

    6. Semi-Spartan Dad

      Happy birthday Yusef and LH!

    7. ElspethFlashman

      Great minds ? Happy BD 🙂

    8. Tundra

      Happy birthday, Yusef!

      Glad to see you still remember what’s good in life! Have a fantastic day!

    9. blackjack

      Happy birfday, man.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Hey, Rocky! Watch this. Nuthin’ up muh sleeve…

    Prepping for back to school used to mean new backpacks for the students and new lesson plans for teachers. But today, as the nation wrestles with the pervasive issue of mass shootings, going back to school means something completely different.

    As schools around the country reopen, many students will go through active shooter drills and practice school lockdowns. The necessity of such preparation is even more pronounced this school year after a deadly summer of mass shootings occurred in Gilroy, California; El Paso, Texas; and Dayton, Ohio.

    “School shootings are becoming normalized. It’s becoming a reality,” said Lopez, a Spanish teacher for Jeffco Public Schools, home to Columbine High School, where 12 students and a teacher were killed in a school shooting 20 years ago.

    I’ll use these completely unrelated incidents to prove how ubiquitous school shootings have become.

    CNN. All facts, all the time.

    1. Rhywun

      Must stir up panic and fear 24/7/365.

      Disgusting.

    2. Is the nation wresting buck naked in oil with a pig?

    3. Suthenboy

      You can’t have my guns motherfuckers no matter how much fear and outrage you stir up.

    4. Akira

      As schools around the country reopen, many students will go through active shooter drills and practice school lockdowns.

      Yea, the lockdowns that turn everyone into sitting ducks.

  28. Count Potato

    “Pivar was also present for a number of Epstein’s science summits. Epstein himself was no scientist, said Pivar, the author of Lifecode: The Theory of Biological Self-Organization and an advocate of non-Darwinian models of evolution. (This was borne out in a recent New York Times story that described Epstein’s interest in cryonics and eugenics and his wish to “seed the human race with his DNA by impregnating women” at his New Mexico ranch.) Epstein was a dilettante, and easily distracted. But he pulled so many prominent thinkers into his social circle, using the promise of his money to create “some kind of a mini university of thought,” that in Pivar’s view he did “amazing, incredible, amazing, remarkable things for science.” There were lavish dinner parties with the likes of Steven Pinker and Stephen Jay Gould during which Epstein would ask provocatively elementary questions like “What is gravity?” If the conversation drifted beyond his interests, Epstein was known to interrupt, “What does that got to do with pussy?!””

    https://www.motherjones.com/crime-justice/2019/08/jeffrey-epstein-my-very-very-sick-pal/

    1. PieInTheSky

      pussy makes te world go round

  29. blackjack

    I can’t see any of these comments. It say there’s 110, but I’m only seeing about 6.

    1. PieInTheSky

      have you tried no more absinthe for breakfast?

      1. blackjack

        Blasphemer!

    2. blackjack

      Well, that’s what I get for having a touch screen. Accidentally hit the hide button. My laptop is a convertible.

  30. Stinky Wizzleteats

    I wish I had an opinion on the Renoir article but I don’t. If a painting isn’t on velvet and doesn’t contain either Elvis, Jesus, or dogs playing poker I don’t consider it art.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        You got me there, mirrors and the sides of old vans are acceptable media as well.

        1. Sensei

          One of my favorite Archer homages:

          https://archer.fandom.com/wiki/Krieger%27s_Van

          I especially liked the spoof of the “Rush” album called “Van”.

      2. AlmightyJB

        I had a Rush logo belt buckle.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Ah…New Yorker art.

    1. blackjack

      Uh, what about chopper tanks?

    2. AlmightyJB

      I enjoy going to art shows. I can never afford to buy anything I like though.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    If a painting isn’t on velvet and doesn’t contain either Elvis, Jesus, or dogs playing poker I don’t consider it art.

    What about a buxom, scantily clad Aztec princess lolling around with an enormous jaguar?

    1. howabout this classy black velvet painting of a certain Glibertarian “mascot”?

      1. and we even use the top paint brand.

        Sold!

    2. Fourscore

      The little Jag SUVs are indistinguishable from all the others. Tough to make a neighborhood statement with one of those. Get an F-350 and GAIA doesn’t even care in the long run.

    3. DEG

      A Google image search for “buxom, scantily clad Aztec princess lolling around with an enormous jaguar” was disappointing.

  32. Crusty Juggler

    Americans’ love of hiking has driven elk to the brink, scientists say

    The surprising culprit isn’t expanding fossil-fuel development, herd mismanagement by state agencies or predators, wildlife managers say. It’s increasing numbers of outdoor recreationists – everything from hikers, mountain bikers and backcountry skiers to Jeep, all-terrain vehicle and motorcycle riders. Researchers are now starting to understand why.

    US national parks and wilderness areas have boomed in popularity in the last decade, with places like Yosemite national park hitting as many as 5 million visits a year. The influx is due to a mixture of visitation campaigns, particularly during traditional “off seasons”, and an explosion of social media exposure that has made hidden gems into national and even international viral sensations.

    The impact on wildlife is only recently apparent, and the Vail elk herd may be one of the more egregious examples.

    Stay inside and play non-violent video games people – it’s the our only hope.

    1. Fourscore

      Guys and Dolls

    2. Bob Boberson

      I for one support this. Maybe the watermelons will convince themselves that the best thing they can do for Gaia is to stop ruining places like Bozeman and Cody, WY. They are welcome to stay in their coastal enclaves.

    3. PieInTheSky

      a heard of elk in one place

    4. banginglc1

      Stay inside and play non-violent video games people

      that uses electricity and will also kill the planet. It’s best to move into a house with many, many others and stare at the wall until death.

      1. Fatty Bolger

        The Buckets were just way ahead of their time.

  33. Crusty Juggler
  34. Crusty Juggler

    Trump White House Accuses NRA of ‘Dick Move’ and Leaks on Gun Messaging

    White House officials were left aggrieved this week after what they saw as a rushed attempt by the National Rifle Association to flex its muscle—and box in the president—during the current debate over gun control reform.

    The frustration stemmed from a Tuesday phone call held between Donald Trump and longtime NRA chief executive Wayne LaPierre. According to early reports, Trump had given LaPierre assurances that he would not be supporting efforts to pass universal background checks legislation. Behind closed doors, White House officials were caught off guard by those early characterizations which—according to three administration officials and a source close to the president—they continue to privately blame on the NRA.

    “[In the White House], it was widely seen as a dick move,” one of these officials, who deals regularly with advocacy organizations and gun-lobby envoys, said.

    Jeepers!

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I hate the NRA but Trump attacking them would be a low functioning retard move.

      1. banginglc1

        Agreed. There’s really 3 NRA’s

        1. The actual organization and their policies
        2. The “NRA” that is used as a blanket statement for gun rights.
        3. The “NRA” that gun grabbers conjure up in their head.

        #2 is the majority of gun supporters out there. They may or may not have a membership in the actual NRA.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Noted conservative and fiscal hawk Bill Weld is on Meet the Press.

    Bad Orange Man is bad.

    1. MikeS

      Weld has been getting a lot less free press than I thought he would. You’d think the media would be all-in on helping primary Badorangeman.

  36. Crusty Juggler

    Jeffrey Epstein’s talent-agent pal spotted scouting ‘fresh flesh’ in Brazil before Epstein arrest

    Three months before FBI agents arrested Jeffrey Epstein at a private New Jersey airport for his alleged role in a global child trafficking ring, his old pal and business partner Jean Luc Brunel was busy scouring Brazil for girls who could make him even richer.

    You can’t hide from the tabloids, bub.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      They have to have the goods on these people. How are this guy and Maxwell not in jail awaiting trial right now?

      1. Crusty Juggler

        The deep state.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          That comes to mind to me too but if that’s the case how would you explain the rearrest of Epstein? If they’re protected because it was all an intelligence approved blackmail op he would have gotten away with it too.

          1. Crusty Juggler

            Attempting to understand to motives of The Deep State is like trying to defeat the Kobayashi Maru.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    “The President is either mentally unwell or morally unfit.”

    Game, set, match.

      1. ruodberht

        ?

        Disjunction is inclusive.

    1. banginglc1

      This statement could apply to any president.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Yeah, I think the desire to be President is ipso facto evidence that someone is unfit for the Presidency.

        1. Not Adahn

          Maybe sometimes five black spaceships can look like one white one.

    2. Suthenboy

      “heads we win….”

      You know the rest.

  38. banginglc1

    The near crying and disbelief of the local press here (Indy) for the Andrew Luck retirement announcement is nauseating.

  39. Crusty Juggler

    Trump Clarifies His Trade Regrets: China Tariffs Should Be Higher

    Donald Trump acknowledged having second thoughts on escalating the trade war with China — only for his top spokeswoman to later say he meant he regretted not raising tariffs even more.

    White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham now says the media misinterpreted Trump’s initial remarks. Trump doesn’t regret starting a trade war but he does have second thoughts on whether he should have hit the Chinese even harder.

    “The president was asked if he had ‘any second thought on escalating the trade war with China.’ His answer has been greatly misinterpreted. President Trump responded in the affirmative – because he regrets not raising the tariffs higher,” Grisham said in a statement to reporters.

    All is well!

    1. Suthenboy

      I see this morning China is imploring us to lift the tariffs on them but no mention of them lifting theirs on us.
      “Dont trust China! China asshoe!” seems appropriate.

  40. Rufus the Monocled

    Macron is a little shit like Trudeau. I love how Salvini tells him to go suck a lemon.

    Imagine how bad the the DNC field is that Biden is in the lead.

  41. Crusty Juggler

    Sunday Strategist: Popeyes Knew Exactly What It Was Doing

    People waited for hours in lines that stretched down the block. The food website Thrillist called it a “tiny miracle” and The New Yorker deemed it “fantastic.” There was no national ad campaign, no celebrity sponsorship, and yet people shared more than 40,000 Instagram posts and hundreds of thousands of tweets. All this for a $3.99 chicken sandwich from Popeyes.

    That’s what makes the Popeyes sandwich campaign so smart. The product is cheap, delicious and the accompanying snarky Twitter fight gave people a reason to weigh in with their opinions, all tagged with #popeyessandwich. Popeyes hasn’t revealed this week’s sales figures yet, although given all the ‘Sold Out’ signs posted around the country, Felipe Athayde, Popeyes’ president for the Americas, probably wasn’t exaggerating when he called it “extraordinary.”

    You people…

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Thanks to its superior product, the chain has been doing fine in recent years, but Chick-fil-A was beating it at its own game. What did its competition primarily sell? Fried chicken sandwiches. Popeyes needed a sandwich. And it needed a fight.

      The Popeyes sandwich soft launched in select locations months ago.

      Popeyes had a sandwich you ignorant dipshit, which they took off the menu. Better than that turd they replaced it with.

  42. Crusty Juggler

    Mobile penis flashers on the rise in Japan

    Police in Fukuoka, Japan, this week arrested and filed charges against a 37-year-old salaryman who had sent unsolicited penis pictures via a smartphone to a fellow passenger on a train, violating the prefecture’s ordinance forbidding troublesome behavior – specifically a clause regarding obscene and degenerate acts.

    While there had been previous arrests for similarly dubious behavior, this time the arrest struck a chord, particularly among women who had been subjected to similar harassment. The news trended on Twitter, went viral on social media and finally hit the mainstream press, who discussed the bizarre but disturbing practice.

    Japan’s notorious chikan, or perverts, have always wielded technology, such as hidden cameras and smartphones, with considerable aplomb, but the arrest comes at a time when women who have been virtually flashed are both sharing their disturbing experiences and discussing counter-measures.

    Depending on a phone’s setting, anyone within a 30-foot range can share photos or data with you and you with them – sometimes multiple users at a time. AirDrop is handy for sharing a plethora of photos taken together on a trip, or perhaps sharing a map with fellow travelers.

    AirDrop works like this: When you are sent a photo, you have the option of accepting or refusing it. However, no matter what choice you make, a large thumbnail of the photo is displayed on your screen.

    You will never defeat our dick pics! NEVER!

    1. Crusty Juggler

      Writer Rebecca Quin described her experience in a published article. “Yesterday while I was browsing Instagram to distract myself from the grim reality of a packed Tokyo evening commute, an image of what was either a naked hedgehog or – far more likely – a man’s scrotum suddenly appeared on my phone screen …shocked, angry and with the image of a clammy ball sack etched into my memory, I came to the realization that I had been digitally flashed.”

      Sexy af

      1. See Double You

        a naked hedgehog

        IOW, a tiny penis?

      2. Gustave Lytton

        grim reality of a packed Tokyo evening commute

        “次はトレブリンカ。

        The next station is Treblinka. Station number JY13. Please change here for the Saikyō Line, the Shōnan-Shinjuku Line, the Seibu Ikebukuro Line, the Auschwitz line, the Tōbu Tōjō Line, and theTokyo Metro Marunouchi Line.”

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Chuckie just came out and said it:

    “Preservation and restoration of the Obama Legacy.”

    Public Enemy Number One is wrecking all the wonderful things the Ascended One did.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Mayor Prissy Douchebag will save us with soothingly vacuous platitudes.

    There, there, America, everything will be okay. Greatness will be restored.

  45. See Double You

    Passover Rabbit

    He looks like a jerk.

  46. Rufus the Monocled

    Re The New Yorker. Renoir today but that will expand to creations like Michelangelo’s David, Matisse, and other nude paintings or sculptors. It won’t matter if one painted models or it came from the imagination. SJW is quite the poisonous infection to contract.

    Watch.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      This country is pretty fucking mellow, yes we have the usual jackasses, but people are way nicer than the media wants you to think,

      1. MikeS

        FUCK OFF, TULPA!

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Mike, keep quiet or I’ll tell everyone you are Winston’s Mom

          1. Gustave Lytton

            That’s just what Tulpa would say.

      2. Crusty Juggler

        NO IT’S NOT!!! OPEN YOUR EYES – THERE IS VIOLENCE ON THE STREETS! THE WORLD IS ENDING! THERE IS A CIVIL WAR COMING! PICK A SIDE AND FIGHT! FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN!

    2. Rhywun

      This is what living in a dictatorship feels like

      Welp, that will probably be the stupidest sentence I read today.

    3. BakedPenguin

      “this-is-what-living-in-a-dictatorship-feels-like/”

      No, asshole. Go to an Antifa march with a MAGA hat. When those jackbooted thugs start caving your head in, you’ll know what living in a dictatorship feels like.

      1. I say that’d be more ochlocracy than dictatorship.

        1. See Double You

          Ochlocracy (from Ancient Greek ὀχλοκρατία/okhlokratía, via Latin: ochlocratia) is a political system in which the crowd (okhlos) has the power to impose its will.

          aka, mob rule.

          1. BEAM ain’t co-operatin’ with the MAN

            AKA democracy.

    4. Rhywun

      Look at what happened this week. On Monday, Planned Parenthood was forced out of the federally funded family planning program under Title X because of an arbitrary rule change by the Trump administration.

      OH MY GOD. WHEN WILL OUR NATIONAL NIGHTMARE END?

      1. BakedPenguin

        Good thing the Obama admin never made any arbitrary rule changes.

        1. See Double You

          Means, ends, etc.

          1. MikeS

            Elections, consequences, etc.

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      He’s Lucius. K Truscott the IV.

      Middle initials. Lineage designation. Lucius.

      He’s gotta be smart.

    6. commodious spittoon

      LITERALLY HITLER went from being edgy hyperbole to a complaint voiced by grown people without a shred of embarrassment. Kinda like bullying is now something grown men do to other grown men. What a soft, precious society we’ve got.

    7. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      Gosh, I guess dictatorships aren’t so bad after all.

    8. blackjack

      “I wrote an article about Trump for Salon, in which I included this:

      Living in America today is like being trapped in a room with him — no doors, no windows, no exits, only Trump and the sound of Trump and the hideous image of Trump, all day, every day, for day after day after day.

      /salon writer

  47. Yusef drives a Kia

    Hey Everybody! Where is San Lorenzo?
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/VGwpzW328xfWsgRr8

    1. Not Adahn

      That’s were somedude lost their heart while wearing flowers in their hair.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        +1 obscure reference, dang!

    2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      It’s where my grandma moved after the 1906 earthquake.

  48. Rufus the Monocled

    The Obamas are a brand. Barry sure loves capitalism eh?

    They’re so insufferable. But people just loooovvve them. Oh well.

    Freedom and markets. A little for everyone.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Aren’t you working?

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        I’m working on my reply to you!

    2. MikeS

      Barry sure loves capitalism eh?

      He’s been going through an evolution on this issue.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    Horrific oppression

    Google is fed up with employees expressing political opinions.

    The company has issued new community guidelines on Thursday that address what employees are allowed to say within the company. According to the new rules, “disrupting the workday to have a raging debate over politics or the latest news” doesn’t “build community,” and employees should, therefore, “Avoid conversations that are disruptive to the workplace or otherwise violate Google’s workplace policies”

    “Our primary responsibility is to do the work we’ve each been hired to do, not to spend working time on debates about non-work topics,” the guidelines state.

    Recode reports that Google sent out an email to employees on Thursday evening in which CEO Sundar Pichai addressed the revised guidelines.

    Stop yammering about stupid nonsense and get to work. Literally slavery.

    1. MikeS

      My eyes just rolled out the back of my head…

      The chilling effect that this will have across all areas of Google should be obvious. An employee may be afraid to bring up an idea for a product that would make the world a better place because the issue it addresses is political in nature. And if workers do continue to discuss political issues, they’ll be doing so at the risk of falling afoul of their manager’s subjective perception of the term “raging.” But at least Donald Trump will be happy to see the company bending its knees a little bit while he ramps up his attacks.

      1. Rhywun

        LOLOL

        I’ll take them at their word here when they shut down all their internal identity-politics bulletin boards where the toxic BS forms and spreads.

      2. See Double You

        But at least Donald Trump will be happy to see the company bending its knees a little bit while he ramps up his attacks.

        Somehow I doubt there is ever a “raging debate” at Google headquarters over whether Orange Man Bad.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      Isn’t Google supposed to more or less archive everything on the net? I thought that was the whole point, if they censor at all, then they become just another Wikipedia or Snopes, bad idea

    3. blackjack

      I work for the city. Trust me, there’s not much wildly ambitious work accomplishing going on there. Yet we can’t even consider doing anything but work for “hours at a time.” How is google staying so evil if they just fuck around arguing all day?

  50. The Late P Brooks

    The guidelines show a strong shift from the “open communication culture” that Google used to be known for. But that culture has increasingly caused issues for Google over the last couple of years. Divisive discussions within the company first came to light in August 2017 with then-Google employee James Damore’s anti-diversity memo. But by most accounts that kind of internal disagreement is limited.

    Google has also increasingly been facing political pressure as President Donald Trump lobs unfounded accusations about anti-conservative bias and censorship, and Senators Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz have “grilled” the company about their content moderation practices.

    The guidelines also say that Googlers can “raise concerns and respectfully question and debate the company’s activities.” But it advises caution in doing so.

    “Be sure to speak with good information,” the guidelines say. “Don’t assume you have the full story, and take care not to make false or misleading statements about Google’s products or business that could undermine trust in our products and the work that we do.”

    UNFOUNDED ACCUSATIONS!

    1. Rhywun

      LOL pay no attention to the leaked memos and C-suite meetings behind the curtain.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Funny how that antidiversity memo literally contained suggestion after suggestion as to how more minorities and women could be brought into the field. These people are full of shit.

      1. kbolino

        The memo did not toe the Lysenkoist line. That is its only, original, and irredeemable sin. Now, lots of what Damore wrote was questionable, but that is the nature of science and especially the soft sciences. Lots of decent argument could have been had back and forth on the specific points, and additional research could have been done to affirm or refute some of the dicier claims. Instead, he was pilloried for having dared to point out that things might not conform to the woke worldview, and consequently held to an impossible standard that none of the counterclaims made against him could themselves withstand.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    A surprising insight, paraphrased:

    “Biden thinks Trump is the problem. Sanders and Warren think America is the problem.”

    How the hell did she get on Meet the Press?

    *No idea who that was.

  52. Don Escaped Texas

    all British degrees are above average

    This supposed university miracle can only have happened in one of three ways.

    The first is that schools have, over the past 30 years, supplied universities with students of a far higher calibre than in the recent past. This would be a notable achievement, as the university students of the past were the select few – in the 1970s and 1980s between 8 and 19 per cent of young British adults went on to higher education, whereas 50 per cent now do.

    The second is that universities have taken historically indifferent students and turned them into unusually capable graduates.

    And the third is the reality: the university miracle is a mirage.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      But they went to college, they must be smarter than slobs such as I,
      Did I say that right?

  53. Rufus the Monocled

    To all New Yorkers out there. I haven’t been to Katz’s in over 30 years. Is it worth seeking it out next time I’m there?

    1. PieInTheSky

      Katz the brothel or the sandwich place? Because you need to know the right people for the former, but it is worth it if you get in

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        I’m too old for the sandwich place. Er, I mean, the brothel. I mean….

      2. blackjack

        You can get a sandwich in either place.

    2. Rhywun

      I haven’t been there in ~15 years so can’t say. Probably still good.

    3. gbob

      It’s been about ten years, but last time I was there, it reminded me of the Anchor Bar in Buffalo in the sense that it’s not bad, its iconic, and although there are many better places to go, it’s still worth it.

  54. straffinrun

    Trump, Abe agree on principles of trade deal at G7.

    Thanks for the corn, but you can keep the ethanol.

    1. PieInTheSky

      maybe they will finally ban anime

  55. See Double You

    So I’ve been seeing lately how the MSM has been highlighting all of Biden’s gaffes. I can’t help but think this is their attempt to knock him out of the race in favor of a more leftist candidate.

    1. Rhywun

      Yeah, it’s not making me re-think my position that they want Harris. Too bad for her that every time she opens her mouth, her poll numbers drop.

      1. See Double You

        Harris should be grist for the criminal-justice-reform mill. It really speaks to the depravity of modern progressives that she gets a pass on prosecutorial misconduct.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Almost as if the left is completely unprincipled.

      2. Bob Boberson

        Yeah, I’ve been with you on this all along. I do think maybe she’s got some of that HRC contemptability that cannot be hidden that I didn’t account for. Or maybe Tulsi knocked her off her horse and she can’t recover

      3. AlmightyJB

        I think they would be happy with Warren as well. As long as it’s a non-Tulsi woman they’re good.

        1. Rhywun

          Agreed. And the constant flattering coverage proves it.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Krugman approves of moderate center right Warren.

    2. Sean

      I view it as more normalizing it to take the edge off of it.

      “Old news”. No pun intended.

    3. BakedPenguin

      The DNC gave them their marching orders, and now they’re doing their duty.

      Sad thing is, this points to Hillary stepping in being more likely.

  56. Rufus the Monocled

    So. Are governments like household budgets?

    https://twitter.com/zei_nabq/status/995322878399778816

    1. but with an army.

    2. PieInTheSky

      Not really bureaucrats have no skin in the game, households do. Also the answer is stupid. And all the morons in the comments as well.

    3. PieInTheSky

      sa thing is there is no reasoning with these people.

    4. PieInTheSky

      Jesus that twitter account is on of the most retarded things i read recently

    5. PieInTheSky

      goddamnit rufus you ruined my day with this shit

  57. Yusef drives a Kia
    1. Bob Boberson

      ?excellent as always

      1. Bob Boberson

        Also particularly relevant to us Bobs. I have infact paid off my student loans too.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Bob’s pay the most taxes in America, that’s why they keep us around…….

    2. DEG

      I like Remy.

    3. That was excellent.

  58. The Late P Brooks

    Jesus that twitter account is on of the most retarded things i read recently

    That’s why I hardly ever click on twatter links. Self preservation.

    1. Rhywun

      Yeah, at most I’ll read the twat in focus and skip whatever retardation follows.

  59. Don Escaped Texas

    White House Economic Advisor Larry Kudlow tells @margbrennan the president does have “authority to block private businesses from investing in China.” But he added “He is not intending to right now. That is not his intention.” pic.twitter.com/bO0UNKGjb9— Face The Nation (@FaceTheNation) August 25, 2019

    Kudlow spoke while the nation awaited the President’s decision whether to appoint him to head the War Production Board or the Office of Price Administration

  60. See Double You

    OT (but can anything really be OT in a linx page?):

    Trump and the anti-China Dems keep claiming that China steals “America’s intellectual property.” Whenever someone bothers to flesh this claim out, this “theft” comes from the fact that American companies, if they want to do business in China, need to share their IP with a Chinese counterpart.

    How can this be construed as theft from a libertarian point of view, or even at common-law? Sounds like a voluntary deal to me.

    The only way this could be theft is if you believe the abstract concept of “America” actually owns the IP and the company is merely America’s agent. Which sounds dangerously close to “you didn’t build that.”

    1. Fatty Bolger

      You’re right. It’s more like extortion than theft.

      1. See Double You

        Is it, though? Do American companies have a right to access the Chinese market?

        I think our government has a stronger case on national security grounds, e.g., fears of Chinese spyware infiltrating American telecom equipment. But again, that’s not the usual argument that Trump and the protectionist crowd make.

        1. Fatty Bolger

          Of course it is. Remember, the other part of the equation is that if you don’t play along, they’ll let your IP be stolen anyway, and turn a blind eye to it.

          1. See Double You

            But again, that assumes American companies have an a priori right to access the Chinese market.

  61. PieInTheSky

    so after one of the hotter days of the year now it is pouring rain and ice. I blame global warming

    1. DRUMPF! strikes again, robbing Romanians out of their due.

    2. PieInTheSky

      its insane i do not remember such combination of rain wind hail and thunder. repent the end is nigh

    3. PieInTheSky

      damn

  62. Rufus the Monocled

    In the Salon article from Truscott linked up top.

    “Trump is very Mussoliniesque. The bombast, idiotic policies, etc. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had his picture placed in every classroom with the caption “Trump is always right” Mussolini did the same thing.

    kingdietrichLeader20hDefiant39
    If you watch old film of Mussolini he really did resemble trump. Same ugly, downward pointing pursed lips and hateful eyes. Even the way he carried himself, turned his head, jestered is eerily reminiscent of Trump. PBS ran a really good series last fall on dictators, with each episode focusing on just one. One thing I took form it is Trump IS Mussolini. Only difference is Mussolini was an actual intellectual with an actual ideology. Trump’s just an empty vessel who’s all over the map, even if he leans authoritarian and fascist.”

    These people are completely out of their fucken minds.

    There are plenty of photos with Obama’s chin up in the air and him taking poses reminiscent of communists. AOC does the same thing.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      so people share common facial tics and expressions? Who knew!

    2. Suthenboy

      “If you watch old film of Mussolini he really did resemble trump. Same ugly, downward pointing pursed lips and hateful eyes. Even the way he carried himself, turned his head, jestered is eerily reminiscent of Trump.”

      Borderline Personality Disorder 101.

    3. Akira

      It’s funny how the writers of those comments are focusing solely on appearance since if they read about Mussolini’s actual policies at all, they’d realize that they closely resemble those of “progressives” much more than Trump.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Phoenix has the Colorado River and a Nuke plant, That’s more sustainable than most of California,
      now fuck off Tulpa!

      1. Donation Not Taxation

        What does having nuclear power have to do with OMWC and Mexican Sharpshooter both being against using taxes to pay for light rail?
        And why be rude to me about it?

        1. BakedPenguin

          If you’re against CO2, having a nuke plant makes way more sense than having a light rail system, especially in a sprawling metro area like Phoenix.

          And everyone we don’t know is Tulpa, at least for their first week here.

          1. Donation Not Taxation

            My first comment on this site was June 28, 2019. I posted my first “Hey Yusuf! Short cans up!” on June 13, 2019.

          2. MikeS

            So he forgot.

          3. BakedPenguin

            My bad, but I also think you might have your timeline reversed or mistaken (check your dates – unless you’re talking about real content vs. a simple joke).

            Don’t take it personally would be my ultimate takeaway.

      2. Donation Not Taxation

        Tall cans, Yusef

  63. The Late P Brooks

    Trump and the anti-China Dems keep claiming that China steals “America’s intellectual property.” Whenever someone bothers to flesh this claim out, this “theft” comes from the fact that American companies, if they want to do business in China, need to share their IP with a Chinese counterpart.

    How can this be construed as theft from a libertarian point of view, or even at common-law? Sounds like a voluntary deal to me.

    I’d say the problem is mostly one of not adhering to the terms of a contract. For decades, there have been stories about Chinese contract manufacturers who make products for American companies, and then continue producing those products and selling them under another brand.

    Not kosher.

    But yes- if you agree to teach your Chinese subsidiary your processes, you can’t very well expect them not to be used in the production of other things.

    1. Rhywun

      I’m sure there’s plenty of brazen corporate espionage, too. FWIW.

    2. BakedPenguin

      Suthen had it above, just reposting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tnH4FGbd0

    3. See Double You

      If that’s the case, then the complaint is more understandable. But even then, American companies, with the knowledge that the Chinese will violate their non-compete contracts, keep doing business with the Chinese. They also have full knowledge they have no civil recourse except at maybe the highly ineffective WTO. It’s clear they view this “theft” as the cost of doing business and access to the Chinese market is totally worth it. So I have a hard time having any sympathy for them.

      It’s like a lender that keeps loaning money to a guy who repeatedly violates his agreement to pay the lender back and the guy is judgment-proof.

    4. It’s complicated by the fact that the Chinese government itself owns a large number of companies, and the PLA in particular owns, manages, and staffs several on its own, including a few holding companies. When they aren’t directly controlled by the government they still often have relatives of influential party members in controlling positions within the company’s management. Frequently, foreign companies have to trade IP just to get access to China’s domestic market, and once that IP is acquired it quickly disseminates through the companies controlled by the government. So, even if the government wanted to actually enforce international IP standards there’s a massive conflict of interest issue. And, really, they don’t give a shit. You can add a side of compromised national defense, too, since anything that has a military application is going to go straight to the PLA, and the fact that companies directly or indirectly controlled by the Chinese government have been buying up American shipping infrastructure such as port facilities for several years now, essentially establishing a pipeline straight past our typical border security.

      1. Rhywun

        It really is maddening how we don’t seem to be taking them very seriously, even at their stated goals.

        1. I have a friend who works in the national security/intelligence sector, and she’s adamant that within the next five years China will have the capacity to shut down the US power grid and essentially close down our Pacific ports before we could respond to a Chinese military incursion in the Pacific theater. She thinks they’ll have us out of the Pacific within the next decade. I think she’s totally wrong on a lot of domestic policy stuff and we disagree frequently, but when it comes to stuff like this I 100% believe her.

  64. That New Yorker article really has it all: pointlessly purple and impenetrable writing, woke historical revision, and, most importantly, smug condescension toward an icon that thinly veils his deep bitterness at being nothing more than an art critic and not an artist.

    I can vividly see him sitting in his posh Upper East Side study savoring the smell of his own flatulence.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Smugstorm?

    2. See Double You

      It’s pretty concerning how we have a significant number of intellectuals and their adherents who believe basic male biology is inherently evil.

      1. We have a significant number of intellectuals, some of them ostensibly scientists, who believe people’s sex chromosomes have no meaning.

        1. Tundra

          And yet, trannies take hormones. Why?

    3. “savoring the smell of his own flatulence.”

      I do this but then I don’t write stupid articles for The New Yorker.

  65. The Late P Brooks

    I’m sure there’s plenty of brazen corporate espionage, too. FWIW.

    No doubt.

  66. The Late P Brooks

    What a shithole

    But a revolution was coming. As the quarter century of growth that followed World War II sputtered to a close, economists moved into the halls of power, instructing policymakers that growth could be revived by minimizing government’s role in managing the economy. They also warned that a society that sought to limit inequality would pay a price in the form of less growth. In the words of a British acolyte of this new economics, the world needed “more millionaires and more bankrupts.”

    In the four decades between 1969 and 2008, economists played a leading role in slashing taxation of the wealthy and in curbing public investment. They supervised the deregulation of major sectors, including transportation and communications. They lionized big business, defending the concentration of corporate power, even as they demonized trade unions and opposed worker protections like minimum wage laws. Economists even persuaded policymakers to assign a dollar value to human life — around $10 million in 2019 — to assess whether regulations were worthwhile.

    The revolution, like so many revolutions, went too far. Growth slowed and inequality soared, with devastating consequences.

    ——

    But the turn toward markets was a bipartisan affair. The reduction of federal income taxation began under President Kennedy. President Carter initiated an era of deregulation in 1977 by naming an economist, Alfred Kahn, to dismantle the bureaucracy that supervised commercial aviation. President Clinton restrained federal spending in the 1990s as the economy boomed, declaring that “the era of big government is over.”

    Blah blah blah just think how much better off we’d be with confiscatory taxation and nationalized industry. England in the sixties was a paradise. And why can’t we invest in education?

    Alfred Kahn was a monster. This country would be better off if a plane ticket from New York to San Francisco cost ten thousand dollars, and people still dressed up to fly.

    1. Rhywun

      They supervised the deregulation of major sectors, including transportation and communications.

      LOL those two sure are a free-market madhouse.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Not going to go after allowing homebrewing as well?

    3. See Double You

      “Deregulation” is such a relative term to be almost meaningless. For example, even after airline “deregulation,” major airports continue to be owned and run by local governments while the FAA controls and operates ATC, unlike in other Western countries which have been slowly privatizing these assets. Other regulations which affect airlines have also grown one-hundred fold, such as fuel and engine standards, minimum spacing and materials requirements, security regs, etc.

      Just because the government doesn’t directly set prices anymore doesn’t mean the industry has been truly deregulated.

      1. kbolino

        Anything less than total control is an anarchic wasteland.

      2. Rhywun

        major airports continue to be owned and run by local governments while the FAA controls and operates ATC, unlike in other Western countries which have been slowly privatizing these assets

        Same with trains and other transit. There is a reason the DC metro is falling apart and why it costs 5 to 10 times as much to build a mile of subway in NYC versus Europe et al.

    4. See Double You

      It’s hilarious to see progressives on the same side as major airline CEOs (TW: Wikipedia):

      In June 2008 former CEO of American Airlines, Robert Crandall stated,

      The consequences of deregulation have been very adverse. Our airlines, once world leaders, are now laggards in every category, including fleet age, service quality and international reputation. Fewer and fewer flights are on time. Airport congestion has become a staple of late-night comedy shows. An even higher percentage of bags are lost or misplaced. Last-minute seats are harder and harder to find. Passenger complaints have skyrocketed. Airline service, by any standard, has become unacceptable.

      1. MikeS

        Then fix it, Bob! Why do you need regulations to tell you something that you know needs to be done? How did you get to be CEO of anything larger than a lemonade stand?

        1. See Double You

          It’s also completely unclear how revoking a monopolistic franchise for routes and eliminating price controls for fairs would lead to the woes he complains of (which is largely what the Airline Deregulation Act did).

          It’s also undisputed that fairs decreased substantially after deregulation and that more people than ever before get to fly. Meanwhile, airport infrastructure – largely government-owned – has only slowly responded to the increase in passengers and authorized new routes. You also have, of course, the regulatory fallout from 9/11. Maybe, just maybe, these government actions have created, or at the very least significantly contributed to, the problems Mr. Crandall highlights (assuming he isn’t blowing these issues out of proportion).

          Again, “deregulation” as a bogeyman term was developed by crony capitalists to scare and confirm the biases of leftists and the pig-ignorant public.

        2. kbolino

          The job of a modern CEO is to improve investor confidence. The primary investors in large corporations are risk-averse retirement funds. The government is, to them, the ultimate agent of risk aversion. So, in a sense, he’s playing to the base. He doesn’t need to be able to run the company, he just needs to keep the investment dollars flowing.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        It’s rich coming from Bob Crandall, the original nickel and dimer of cutting airline standards.

        https://www.forbes.com/sites/moiravetter/2015/06/04/the-40000-olive-how-entrepreneurs-can-spend-time-saving-money/#1725fca15fbb

  67. The Late P Brooks

    ps- It’s the economists’ fault, with their crazy “cost benefit analysis” and radical individualist hatred of society.

  68. Hyperion

    “Gay marriage means messy gay divorces. Really, is this what y’all had in mind?”

    I was thinking the same, why they would want it. Also, how do you decide which one is the man, I mean the one who gets screwed over by the courts?

    1. Homple

      Gays never wanted marriages, only weddings.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        And cakes! Lots of cakes.

        1. Homple

          I forgot cakes. And flowers from the only florist on earth who could supply them and wedding pictures by the only photographer in the universe who could take them.

          But you’re right. They all want cake.

  69. The Late P Brooks

    Anything less than total control is an anarchic wasteland.

    Wild West dog-eat-dog kkkapitalism.