Because, you know that has never happened before. I did think it’s rich though that the “Christian” church is reading Karl Marx. You know the guy whose ideology led to the banning of religion and state mandated atheism.
Gustave Lytton
Every Wednesday night, right around 7 p.m., thousands of Bible studies are starting in churches across the country. The lighting is generally bad, the coffee weak, and the furniture aging. Everyone’s tired from the workday, and not necessarily ready for a close study of Paul’s Letter to the Galatians. But the midweek Bible study is a standard of contemporary American Christianity, a spiritual and community check-in.
Uh, what?
Sensei
OT: I’m back!
My friend and I did not discuss race relations. We did discuss the word お袋 (ofukuro) which I learned about a month ago thanks to my dictionary app and cell phone being handy while watching a Japanese TV show.
I mentioned that calling your mom an “old bag” in English is generally not a good thing.
Count Potato
Gilmored?
DenverJ
There have been many Christian groups that have tried communal living long before Marx. Every monastery ever, for instance, as well as the Pilgrims.
Jarflax
The Pilgrims gave it up after half of them starved trying it.
Yeah, the early Mormons tried it. Called the Law of Consecration. Didn’t work, so they settled on tithing like normal religions.
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
Sounds like they need to master the Book that forms the basis of their claimed religion before they go trying to deal with their professed politics. Because, as it stands, they aren’t doing either very well.
I wonder; will they be persecuted for their Christianity, or, their communism? Would they even know the difference if/when it happens?
Chafed
The important thing, to them, is to be persecuted. That’s how they know it’s working.
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
That the ticket!
Jarflax
If I slap on the ass from a runner took her power and is being charged as sexual battery. I think an unsolicited would is at minimum assault.
Derpetologist
I’m imagining a world where immortals battle to steal each other’s power by ass-slapping
Fucking baby. Geez, there’s so much shittyness life could be sending your way, but it isn’t, and you’re all (heh-heh) butthurt over this stupid bullshit. The guy was being a smart ass (heh-heh) and trying to be funny. Yeah it was not cool and I ain’t gonna try it, but puhlease. If this harms you in either of those two ways, you should be next in the darwin olympics.
Count Potato
This is the only thing I think when I hear “William ans Mary”:
So I have created another Diplomacy game. Glib Diplomats 2
invite code: SMITH
Just a reminder, while the game shows as starting in 7 days, the game actually starts when all 7 spots fill. 1 day per phase. Join if you want.
I lowered the reliability to 50%, so if you have ever played on the site and haven’t just abandoned games you should be able to join. If you have never played you may need to play a game against bots to be able to join. The bots will beat you, because they are evil and gang up.
There is one slot left.
and it’s an open post so I assume I don’t have to wait 30 minutes to post this?
Count Potato
Huh, looks like Delvin Singletary isn’t related to Mike Singletary.
Spudalicious
That’s disappointing. There are several current players who’s fathers I watched play many years ago.
Lackadaisical
Hess a great runner. It’s good to have gore as backup, but singletary is rocking it.
Also, those last ~3 minutes were terrible for my blood pressure.
Rhywun
You’re wearing your Zubaz, aren’t you.
Lackadaisical
Class never goes out of style.
gbob
I would wear mine, but I prefer to Donald duck it and just let it hang around the house.
Count Potato
Do you wear a tie with the shirt?
Gender Traitor
Oh, lordy. I just DDG’d Zubaz. Is that Lularoe for men?
No. Please, just – no.
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
What you did there, I sees it.
Gender Traitor
I had not scrolled down that far, so I hadn’t seen it! Pinky swear!
(I almost spelled it “DDGed,” but that looked it would be pronounced “DeeDee Jed.”)
Rhywun
It’s pronounced “Bootie-judge”.
Rhywun
Also, no votes for “Duck Duck Went”?
Gender Traitor
I was raised on “Duck Duck Goose,” but I don’t really want to open that can of worms. #pineappledeepdish
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
Pinky swear, eh?
OK, I’ll let it slide this time.
THIS time…
Rhywun
Pretty much. They were especially popular in Buffalo during the Golden Years™.
Gender Traitor
So many women in my office wear the Lularoe leggings in those wild prints. Now, I like leggings as much as the next chick, and I like wild colorful prints but only on a TOP. I only like leggings that are a solid – and ideally fairly neutral – color. MAYBE pinstripes. But a harlequin print all over your legs? That’s a big fat NOPE for me.
Also, when wearing leggings, your top MUST cover your ass.
/end lecture to people who aren’t the ones who need to hear it
Gender Traitor
Speaking of “Bootie-judge”… ; )
Count Potato
Am I a perv for trying to check out the underage Newtown cheerleaders?
@Neph pointed me toward Christmas Horror Story. I am not a horror movie buff, but for some reason I like Krampus. Mr. Mojeaux and I are watching it. So far, I am intrigued.
I’ll give him credit for not disabling the comment and like features on his videos.
Count Potato
Obamacare was a huge fail.
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
“‘Huge fail’, huh? Well, we’ll just see about that!” Chief Justice Warren Burger John Roberts
blackjack
That’s a pretty big binder full of women.
Tres Cool
SHUT UP FAT!
blackjack
That’s it! Pushup contest at the back of the field after recess and don’t bring Cornpop, this time!
Tres Cool
Ya know, Im old & out of shape. But I can still knock out 30 (correct) push-ups. Joe has some years on me, but I’d be surprised if he could break 10 proper ones.
Heroic Mulatto
You also don’t think you could kick his ass on an IQ test?
Tres Cool
If the DNC IQ test has questions about money laundering, murder, embezzlement, and extortion?
I’d likely fail. Not my bailiwick.
blackjack
He’d walk away shaking his head and saying ” man that dude was articulate and clean!”
Derpetologist
Look guy, Joe’s been around a long time and he knows more than most people know.
Holy shit. Thanks for seating that footage into my mind.
Spudalicious
The Dems didn’t even try to appear impartial with their witnesses.
Count Potato
WTF?????
Suthenboy
Two seconds into her testimony I thought “Yep, we got a live one here”.
Why is it the worst examples of useful idiot seem to be women? She knows jack shit about the US Constitution but I bet she has Das Kapital memorized. She doesn’t know what any of it means, but I bet she can parrot the whole thing.
Festus
Short-listed for Hillary’s Supreme Court. Let that idea steep awhile.
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
Thanks, man!
Bob the Builder
I’m in the Mariana’s trench of internet, ghaaaahhh!
Howdy!
Spudalicious
Welcome to the pit.
Bob the Builder
I mean my service sucks, I already know about you guys ,..
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
I already know about you guys ,..
::hands up::
It’s a fair cop.
Count Potato
What?
Tres Cool
+1 The Abyss
HEY YUFUS!
Rhywun
I love that movie. Fight me.
Tres Cool
For the time, it wasnt too bad. Aliens that lived in the deepest part of the ocean. A dude that didnt experience any effects of the intense pressure. Nothing was really resolved. 83% audience score on rotten tomatos.
Rhywun
I’ve only seen the full version. I heard the theatrical version ended early.
Derpetologist
The Kraken Wakes has basically the same plot and would be a better movie:
That was very cool. I was fascinated by the deep sea as a kid. I’ve experienced a few of those creatures at much shallower depths, but the range is amazing.
J. Frank Parnell
Elephant Seal was the really surprising one for me.
mikey
Very nice. Surprised at the depth some mammals go.
Went down a rat hole with the USS Johnson. A tale of toxic masculinity.
SF Bay Area Glibs: I’ll be in Oakland/San Leandro starting tomorrow Monday night through Friday afternoon. I’ve gotta work regular business hours, 9 to 5. But I’m free in the evenings if anyone wants to meet for cocktails.
Email me at my handle at gmail.
Bob the Builder
May the Elders bless you, a cursed commute you have,
Spudalicious
Sorry to hear that.
l0b0t
I don’t understand a bloody word they are saying, but I can’t stop watching this Russian documentary about the Soviet-Afghan War. The Russian archival footage is really cool.
Thanks mate. Beautiful and abysmally sad. What a horrible waste of lives and capital. There are a few veterans of the 40th LCOSF (Limited Coalition of Soviet Forces; upon crossing the border designated as the 40th Shock Army) who frequent a local watering hole here. They are quite nice fellows who, while unspeakably happy to be living in the USA, find a great deal of schadenfreude in the US being mired in the same place.
I thought semen was supposed to be salty, not sour.
Ladies?
Count Potato
What if it was Bill Clinton?
leon
A video popped up on my “recommended” list (Why does youtube always try to push corporate media vidoes on me?) titled by CNN as “James Comey on FISA errors: I was wrong”. But what was he wrong about?
All of those Top.Men. should be fed into a wood chipper as a recommended best practice.
mikey
What?? You don’t want to be protcted from the following horrors:
Depending on the model year of the mini-
truck, components that may not meet regulations include:
Tires not DOT approved
Lamps, lenses, bulbs and reflex reflectors not meeting SAE / DOT standards
High mount stop lamp missing
Rear side marker reflex reflectors missing
Headlamps designed for RHD vehicle not meeting FMVSS/CMVSS (especially
important for headlights as LHD headlights are designed to point away from
oncoming drivers, but RHD headlights can shine dangerously into the eyes of
oncoming drivers)
Windshields not marked AS1, AS2, AS10, AS14
Side glass not marked AS1, AS2, AS10, AS11
Bumpers modified and no longer providing impact protection
Catalytic converter(s) missing
Neutral switch missing
Seatbelts (no seatbelts or no compliance label on seat belts)
No public VIN
Fuel tanks or batteries, or both, are exposed and located outside of the frame of the
vehicle
Why the side windows are not properly marked!! We’ll all die!
l0b0t
What is that, some sort of trades union for busybody pissants?
Chafed
WTF is going on with this case? It was strange when it was in the news and continues to be unexplainable.
The depths of the corruption in Washington is mind numbing.
Gustave Lytton
Defendant’s only motivation was to maintain the integrity of the sealed matter as much as possible
Right….
The seal Judge Chutkan has ordered, is that itself sealed?”
“That’s under seal as well,” Benton Peterson replied.
“Have you seen a copy of that order?” the judge asked.
“I have not,” he said, acknowledging he was also “fairly unfamiliar with the criminal matter” and that “I fairly rarely do FOIA.”
It’s like peeling onion layers of retardation. Secret court orders that can’t be read but somehow must be obeyed. Lawyers representing the government making a claim based on an order they haven’t read. The lawyer assigned to a case of a type they don’t do. Smh.
Rhywun
The whole thing is so laughably corrupt it almost can’t be real.
Chafed
So much this. It’s a shame Fox News isn’t fanning the flames. That would get Trump’s attention which would, I think, lead to Barr’s attention.
15 years ago. I’m torn. They’d tear up any one else for something that old. *Shrugs*
Rhywun
Meh – let the voters decide. If that’s what they want, they can have him.
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
We will all have him, if they decide that way.
/fucking humans….
Gustave Lytton
Holy crap! I missed that he’s actually running for office. I’m gonna need some more popcorn.
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
You may need ammo, if he wins. Just staying out of CA may not be enough.
Gustave Lytton
I’m hoping there’s some way this leads to Ben Mankiewicz getting fired from TCM.
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
Ben Mankiewicz getting fired from TCM
GL, I like to think I’m esoteric and shit, but, that has me confused.
Gustave Lytton
Mankiewicz, Cenk’s buddy from Young Turks, has been the main host of TCM since Robert Osborne died. I’m tied of his smarmy smug I’m better than you attitude. Robert was a warm open personality that conveyed a genuine love of both movies and the people who made them.
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
Yech! He looks like a poon. I guess this shows how little I watch TCM.
Commence with the firing.
Gustave Lytton
In past years, I’d say you’re missing out, but harder to say that now. Clearly going woke in some of the selections and the causes they’re championing. But in spite of that, they’re still showing great classic movies. So I watch.
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
I did record a streak of sci fi movies a few months ago (2010, Brainstorm, and something I can’t remember right now). If I do anything with the channel, it’s usually to record and watch later, so I don’t get into the host stuff.
I do remember Osborne (definitely had a great voice), and it’s IS a big loss to not have him around.
Festus
TCM is perfect hangover fodder. I’m a sucker for noir.
Chafed
If I remember the district correctly then he has a problem.
straffinrun
Covered? CPRM and I may have to resurrect our Fern series.
He absolutely is! I just subscribed to his channel, and he hasn’t disappointed.
Atanarjuat
Dang, that zinger about journalos having their finger on the pulse of public while showing the graph of the precipitous drop in newspaper sales really stung.
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
+3 Pajama Boy
Festus
He’s great but like most of them, he needs to cut his delivery in half. Eight minutes is sufficient.
Atanarjuat
That spanked reporter is smokin’. Only on the outside, though.
I’m too addled to figure out what sort of joke you’re cracking.
If I knew where it was, it wouldn’t be lost.
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
Sorry, UCS–to be delicate, it was a vague reference to the older “child’s thermometer”, considering where it is used on the child (it’s not usually the mouth). Also, the idea that if you knew where it was, it wouldn’t be lost.
I am also sorry you are running a fever. Are you experiencing any other symptoms?
Gustave Lytton
Food is bland and tasteless.
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
LOL!
salted earth
sorry you are not feeling well. do you have to go into work?
I have almost two weeks of sick leave accumulated. So I’ll be okay.
salted earth
that’s good
Festus
“Million to one shot, Doc!”
l0b0t
I do love me some NAP, but I’m getting close to advocating summary execution for those who drive about with their high-beams on or their
headlights misaligned.
NJ pawnshops handle firearms? Over here in NYC, I don’t think they are allowed to do so. Sigh… I miss FL/GA pawnshops; I really should have picked up that FN/FAL when I had the chance.
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
Always take the FnFal.
hayeksplosives
FN FAL? Is a new breakfast food? A new sexual position we should know about???
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
“Should”? Hmm…why not?
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
::Now thinking of ‘Live Demos’ sign::
?
Festus
Sounds like something that you wouldn’t boast about later.
Tejicano
In case you were being serious – the FN-FAL is a semi-auto rifle. I’ve got a half dozen of them which I built from parts back when it was a cheap hobby.
l0b0t
Yeah… $500 in Thomasville, GA, perhaps 1995.
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
What a great find.
l0b0t
Sigh… yeah. I walked out with several of their $97 ChiCom SKS. Yet another episode of l0b0t Makes The Wrong Choice or The Lady Or The Tiger Redux.
Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare
That place seems to excel at producing football players and politicians…
Gender Traitor
First major snow of the season ’round these parts last night. The bad news: I have to dig my car out from under it to get to work. The (potentially) good news: MAYBE snow will help put me into more of a holiday spirit – AFTER I get home tonight.
Festus
Fuck snow! I’m still weak and Wifey has a bum shoulder. I can run the snowblower and shovel but gonna have to hire the eldest Grand-monkey to shovel the roof this year. Vertigo is not my friend.
Gender Traitor
Sorry you’re still weak, but I hope you’re continuing to improve. Take care!
Tres Cool
Yeah- I just cleared off Jugsy’s truck.
Gender Traitor
You’re a gentleman and a scholar, Homey! I don’t care WHAT Yufus was sayin’ boutcha! ; )
Off I go to brave the elements. Wish me luck, boys!
PieInTheSky
Not one snowflake fell in Bucharest. As usual people are going on about hot children in the future will not know snow.
Comments
239 responses to “Sunday Night Open Post”
“Christian” church tries new thing: Socialisim
Because, you know that has never happened before. I did think it’s rich though that the “Christian” church is reading Karl Marx. You know the guy whose ideology led to the banning of religion and state mandated atheism.
Uh, what?
OT: I’m back!
My friend and I did not discuss race relations. We did discuss the word お袋 (ofukuro) which I learned about a month ago thanks to my dictionary app and cell phone being handy while watching a Japanese TV show.
I mentioned that calling your mom an “old bag” in English is generally not a good thing.
Gilmored?
There have been many Christian groups that have tried communal living long before Marx. Every monastery ever, for instance, as well as the Pilgrims.
The Pilgrims gave it up after half of them starved trying it.
Yeah, the early Mormons tried it. Called the Law of Consecration. Didn’t work, so they settled on tithing like normal religions.
Sounds like they need to master the Book that forms the basis of their claimed religion before they go trying to deal with their professed politics. Because, as it stands, they aren’t doing either very well.
I wonder; will they be persecuted for their Christianity, or, their communism? Would they even know the difference if/when it happens?
The important thing, to them, is to be persecuted. That’s how they know it’s working.
That the ticket!
If I slap on the ass from a runner took her power and is being charged as sexual battery. I think an unsolicited would is at minimum assault.
I’m imagining a world where immortals battle to steal each other’s power by ass-slapping
HIGHLANDERP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J3VeogFUOs
Carpe Redonkuluous?
There can be only one
Then, why do so many great things come in pairs?
Eh??
Good point… but there’s definitely one focal point when the rubbers meet the road.
Ahem.
Ahem, indeed…. :0
Also–Goodyear?
Oh, the best!
speaking of female power, guess who said he’s spent his whole life empowering women:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EyDFEWs9Us
That’s on CBS? He’s ducked.
Didn’t Wienstien do similar? He’s trying to turn on a new leaf.
Hopefully not a fig leaf.
Yeah, he’ll turn over a new leaf after he gets done jerking off on it.
ewwww
Who is wood?
The eyebrows? Looks like a tree plantation up there.
I’m not in a position to turn down a woman because of her eyebrows*, that’s the gayest shit I ever heard.
*exceptions made for the drawn on ones,that’s hacking her crazy score up if that’s going on.
I assume they’re painted unless evidence to the contrary or Chinese
Not an Itou Miku fan?
Itou Miku’s tsundere little brother
Those aren’t big eyebrows.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2011/mar/23/elizabeth-taylor-obituary
No idea, but I only need her from the neck up.
Pics from the waist down?
Nope. This post took me three minutes, hence the high quality. Pics are from the archive.
https://www.thewrap.com/reporter-files-police-report-after-on-air-butt-slap-you-cant-help-yourself-to-a-womans-body/
Fucking baby. Geez, there’s so much shittyness life could be sending your way, but it isn’t, and you’re all (heh-heh) butthurt over this stupid bullshit. The guy was being a smart ass (heh-heh) and trying to be funny. Yeah it was not cool and I ain’t gonna try it, but puhlease. If this harms you in either of those two ways, you should be next in the darwin olympics.
This is the only thing I think when I hear “William ans Mary”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGG0yPsSPDw
um, and
AND1
Perfect song, given the preceding juxtaposition.
Gratsi.
Mamma mia….
So I have created another Diplomacy game.
Glib Diplomats 2
invite code: SMITH
Just a reminder, while the game shows as starting in 7 days, the game actually starts when all 7 spots fill. 1 day per phase. Join if you want.
I lowered the reliability to 50%, so if you have ever played on the site and haven’t just abandoned games you should be able to join. If you have never played you may need to play a game against bots to be able to join. The bots will beat you, because they are evil and gang up.
There is one slot left.
and it’s an open post so I assume I don’t have to wait 30 minutes to post this?
Huh, looks like Delvin Singletary isn’t related to Mike Singletary.
That’s disappointing. There are several current players who’s fathers I watched play many years ago.
Hess a great runner. It’s good to have gore as backup, but singletary is rocking it.
Also, those last ~3 minutes were terrible for my blood pressure.
You’re wearing your Zubaz, aren’t you.
Class never goes out of style.
I would wear mine, but I prefer to Donald duck it and just let it hang around the house.
Do you wear a tie with the shirt?
Oh, lordy. I just DDG’d Zubaz. Is that Lularoe for men?
No. Please, just – no.
What you did there, I sees it.
I had not scrolled down that far, so I hadn’t seen it! Pinky swear!
(I almost spelled it “DDGed,” but that looked it would be pronounced “DeeDee Jed.”)
It’s pronounced “Bootie-judge”.
Also, no votes for “Duck Duck Went”?
I was raised on “Duck Duck Goose,” but I don’t really want to open that can of worms. #pineappledeepdish
Pinky swear, eh?
OK, I’ll let it slide this time.
THIS time…
Pretty much. They were especially popular in Buffalo during the Golden Years™.
So many women in my office wear the Lularoe leggings in those wild prints. Now, I like leggings as much as the next chick, and I like wild colorful prints but only on a TOP. I only like leggings that are a solid – and ideally fairly neutral – color. MAYBE pinstripes. But a harlequin print all over your legs? That’s a big fat NOPE for me.
Also, when wearing leggings, your top MUST cover your ass.
/end lecture to people who aren’t the ones who need to hear it
Speaking of “Bootie-judge”… ; )
Am I a perv for trying to check out the underage Newtown cheerleaders?
Yes.
/#metoo
Holy crap are you guys trying to beat OMWC? Newtown cheerleaders
Thanks for getting me on that list too, now.
Lol I had no idea what they were talking about so I duck duck goed and that was the first result
Raises an interesting question: Should the verb be the full “duck duck goed”, or, “ducked”, or, ‘goed”?
Maybe “DDG’d”?
Cheering on Adam Lanza?
Did anyone catch you?
Not a crime if you don’t get caught.
Yes, but being a perv is ok.
@Neph pointed me toward Christmas Horror Story. I am not a horror movie buff, but for some reason I like Krampus. Mr. Mojeaux and I are watching it. So far, I am intrigued.
I got your horror story right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COdVymcpruU
the comments are just savage
I’m surprised his marque isn’t Joe! – I guess he’s not as personable as Mike! or Tom!.
Jeb!
My favorite Jeb! cartoon
Trump also had an ad with Barbara Bush: even your mom doesn’t want you to run.
His campaign is elder abuse at this point. Abe Simpson had a firmer grasp on reality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVQT-ttBy1g
I’ll give him credit for not disabling the comment and like features on his videos.
Obamacare was a huge fail.
“‘Huge fail’, huh? Well, we’ll just see about that!”
Chief Justice
Warren BurgerJohn RobertsThat’s a pretty big binder full of women.
SHUT UP FAT!
That’s it! Pushup contest at the back of the field after recess and don’t bring Cornpop, this time!
Ya know, Im old & out of shape. But I can still knock out 30 (correct) push-ups. Joe has some years on me, but I’d be surprised if he could break 10 proper ones.
You also don’t think you could kick his ass on an IQ test?
If the DNC IQ test has questions about money laundering, murder, embezzlement, and extortion?
I’d likely fail. Not my bailiwick.
He’d walk away shaking his head and saying ” man that dude was articulate and clean!”
Look guy, Joe’s been around a long time and he knows more than most people know.
https://youtu.be/bccEJJS56-w?t=75
a real double bacon genius burger, that Biden fella is
I’d challenge Biden to tell me what day it is.
I assume everyone Joe pretends to get tough with is an arranged set up. Any normal guy would laugh at the old fool.
Huh, turns out in addition to his other superpowers, Biden can also rewrite the 2nd amendment:
https://youtu.be/1AcBwijcIkg?t=62
Okay, that was a goodie. Me likey.
If you are relying on defense, you have to punt well.
Ok, I need everyone to prepare their shocked face.
Are you all ready with your shocked faces?
Alright, here we go:
*shocked face*
I have stopped reading anything to do with impeachment. What a friggin’ shitshow. It will harm this country for years.
USA today surprises me.
I’m willing to fight the NYT editorial board with a pool chain.
You need some help with that?
The NYT – No Longer Making Things Up, As Far As We Know
That Stamford Professor seems like a real cunte.
https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/023/895/413/original/cf2b589ed2dd2007.png?1576373927
She seems nice. Im sure she’s a riot at parties with that costume.
I prefer Professor Lobster Porn aka Rebecca Goyette: https://youtu.be/x7XStDyn3Xw?t=1110
“I’m a *professor*! How *dare* you!”
Holy shit. Thanks for seating that footage into my mind.
The Dems didn’t even try to appear impartial with their witnesses.
WTF?????
Two seconds into her testimony I thought “Yep, we got a live one here”.
Why is it the worst examples of useful idiot seem to be women? She knows jack shit about the US Constitution but I bet she has Das Kapital memorized. She doesn’t know what any of it means, but I bet she can parrot the whole thing.
Short-listed for Hillary’s Supreme Court. Let that idea steep awhile.
Thanks, man!
I’m in the Mariana’s trench of internet, ghaaaahhh!
Howdy!
Welcome to the pit.
I mean my service sucks, I already know about you guys ,..
::hands up::
It’s a fair cop.
What?
+1 The Abyss
HEY YUFUS!
I love that movie. Fight me.
For the time, it wasnt too bad. Aliens that lived in the deepest part of the ocean. A dude that didnt experience any effects of the intense pressure. Nothing was really resolved. 83% audience score on rotten tomatos.
I’ve only seen the full version. I heard the theatrical version ended early.
The Kraken Wakes has basically the same plot and would be a better movie:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kraken_Wakes
Speaking of the Marianas Trench, this is pretty cool.
That was very cool. I was fascinated by the deep sea as a kid. I’ve experienced a few of those creatures at much shallower depths, but the range is amazing.
Elephant Seal was the really surprising one for me.
Very nice. Surprised at the depth some mammals go.
Went down a rat hole with the USS Johnson. A tale of toxic masculinity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Johnston_%28DD-557%29?wprov=sfla1
SF Bay Area Glibs: I’ll be in Oakland/San Leandro starting tomorrow Monday night through Friday afternoon. I’ve gotta work regular business hours, 9 to 5. But I’m free in the evenings if anyone wants to meet for cocktails.
Email me at my handle at gmail.
May the Elders bless you, a cursed commute you have,
Sorry to hear that.
I don’t understand a bloody word they are saying, but I can’t stop watching this Russian documentary about the Soviet-Afghan War. The Russian archival footage is really cool.
https://youtu.be/9gNgMHy_8Ww
https://youtu.be/RFhkItLfJX0
Thanks mate. Beautiful and abysmally sad. What a horrible waste of lives and capital. There are a few veterans of the 40th LCOSF (Limited Coalition of Soviet Forces; upon crossing the border designated as the 40th Shock Army) who frequent a local watering hole here. They are quite nice fellows who, while unspeakably happy to be living in the USA, find a great deal of schadenfreude in the US being mired in the same place.
Star Wars Holiday Special Pitch Meeting
LOL
Love the hair.
I still never watched that thing. I heard it was awful though.
Awful? Chewbacca’s dad has an orgasm from watching vr porn that he got as a “Lifeday” present.
It is a goddamn masterpiece and I will duel any man to the death who says otherwise.
I haven’t seen it.
Consider yourself lucky. It was terrible.
So, CP doesn’t make an appearance in the late night Saturday posts….
::sniffle::
HM, may I be your second on this one? The very first appearance of Boba Fett, riding a dinosaur no less, trumps any and all alleged bad parts.
Wow wow wow wow.
“How come you didn’t repeat the word ‘entertaining’?”
LOL
How many of us watched the Special when it aired? Quite a number, I imagine.
Clever
https://youtu.be/ZJL_8kNFmTI
I read that story last week. Brilliant on both sides.
Xmas music
https://youtu.be/103cktcmp_8
I suppose I should include equal time from the other airline
https://youtu.be/snuj65Wad9Q
“I am Santa Claus”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRW2poUfJ34
Jim Breuer should really cover that.
“Comey: ‘I was wrong’ to rely on FISA process to monitor Carter Page ”
https://nypost.com/2019/12/15/comey-i-was-wrong-to-rely-on-fisa-process-to-monitor-carter-page/
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1206247258066427904
Merry Christmas!
“Man arrested in San Diego after flaunting stolen $88,000 on social media, FBI says”
https://twitter.com/10News/status/1205925308861300736
https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/man-arrested-in-san-diego-after-flaunting-stolen-88-000-on-social-media-fbi-says
Sorry. I didn’t know she was so fussy.
A rattled Lehman even purchased a semen test kit from Amazon to confirm her suspicions.
What does it matter if it’s semen or superglue? Ruined is ruined.
Which is why all new orders will include a free bottle of pineapple juice.
I thought semen was supposed to be salty, not sour.
Ladies?
What if it was Bill Clinton?
A video popped up on my “recommended” list (Why does youtube always try to push corporate media vidoes on me?) titled by CNN as “James Comey on FISA errors: I was wrong”. But what was he wrong about?
https://twitter.com/rahm3sh/status/1205894541351493632
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Seems pretty obvious.
I’m underwhelmed.
Oh c’mon. That’s some pretty impressive artwork
Except for those teeny do-hickeys between the ASCII legs.
Do I stay up for Rick & Morty or go to bed like a responsible adult?
It’s just 30 minutes.
True, true. And I dicked around on here long enough that it’s on… now.
Those were 2 ugly minutes. Should have never gotten to that. Terrible penalty on the last play of our last possession.
But w00t!
I’m still sorrow sure they’re going to mess it up. I’m sure it’ll hit me tomorrow. Way past bedtime.
I was thinking Buffalo would find a way to blow it. But they didn’t. Congrats on the win.
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
All of those Top.Men. should be fed into a wood chipper as a recommended best practice.
What?? You don’t want to be protcted from the following horrors:
Depending on the model year of the mini-
truck, components that may not meet regulations include:
Tires not DOT approved
Lamps, lenses, bulbs and reflex reflectors not meeting SAE / DOT standards
High mount stop lamp missing
Rear side marker reflex reflectors missing
Headlamps designed for RHD vehicle not meeting FMVSS/CMVSS (especially
important for headlights as LHD headlights are designed to point away from
oncoming drivers, but RHD headlights can shine dangerously into the eyes of
oncoming drivers)
Windshields not marked AS1, AS2, AS10, AS14
Side glass not marked AS1, AS2, AS10, AS11
Bumpers modified and no longer providing impact protection
Catalytic converter(s) missing
Neutral switch missing
Seatbelts (no seatbelts or no compliance label on seat belts)
No public VIN
Fuel tanks or batteries, or both, are exposed and located outside of the frame of the
vehicle
Why the side windows are not properly marked!! We’ll all die!
What is that, some sort of trades union for busybody pissants?
WTF is going on with this case? It was strange when it was in the news and continues to be unexplainable.
https://dailycaller.com/2019/12/13/doj-imran-awan-records/
The depths of the corruption in Washington is mind numbing.
Defendant’s only motivation was to maintain the integrity of the sealed matter as much as possible
Right….
The seal Judge Chutkan has ordered, is that itself sealed?”
“That’s under seal as well,” Benton Peterson replied.
“Have you seen a copy of that order?” the judge asked.
“I have not,” he said, acknowledging he was also “fairly unfamiliar with the criminal matter” and that “I fairly rarely do FOIA.”
It’s like peeling onion layers of retardation. Secret court orders that can’t be read but somehow must be obeyed. Lawyers representing the government making a claim based on an order they haven’t read. The lawyer assigned to a case of a type they don’t do. Smh.
The whole thing is so laughably corrupt it almost can’t be real.
So much this. It’s a shame Fox News isn’t fanning the flames. That would get Trump’s attention which would, I think, lead to Barr’s attention.
I just assume this is HM.
https://youtu.be/Y1Io97JL2EA
Ah–66Samus! He’s a freakin’ legend, that one.
/seriously, do NOT click on that
That seems like something from the Golden Age of Howard Stern.
From what I’ve seen on his channel in the past, the guy is actually pretty talented and intelligent. Plus, he rocks. ??
“The Flip” sells it!
Methinks Chunk is gonna get his ass nuked.
Of course, this’ll play well with CA dems.
Alright: All dems.
15 years ago. I’m torn. They’d tear up any one else for something that old. *Shrugs*
Meh – let the voters decide. If that’s what they want, they can have him.
We will all have him, if they decide that way.
/fucking humans….
Holy crap! I missed that he’s actually running for office. I’m gonna need some more popcorn.
You may need ammo, if he wins. Just staying out of CA may not be enough.
I’m hoping there’s some way this leads to Ben Mankiewicz getting fired from TCM.
GL, I like to think I’m esoteric and shit, but, that has me confused.
Mankiewicz, Cenk’s buddy from Young Turks, has been the main host of TCM since Robert Osborne died. I’m tied of his smarmy smug I’m better than you attitude. Robert was a warm open personality that conveyed a genuine love of both movies and the people who made them.
Yech! He looks like a poon. I guess this shows how little I watch TCM.
Commence with the firing.
In past years, I’d say you’re missing out, but harder to say that now. Clearly going woke in some of the selections and the causes they’re championing. But in spite of that, they’re still showing great classic movies. So I watch.
I did record a streak of sci fi movies a few months ago (2010, Brainstorm, and something I can’t remember right now). If I do anything with the channel, it’s usually to record and watch later, so I don’t get into the host stuff.
I do remember Osborne (definitely had a great voice), and it’s IS a big loss to not have him around.
TCM is perfect hangover fodder. I’m a sucker for noir.
If I remember the district correctly then he has a problem.
Covered? CPRM and I may have to resurrect our Fern series.
https://pagesix.com/2019/12/15/harvey-weinstein-i-deserve-pat-on-back-when-it-comes-to-women/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
Yes, covered earlier today.
Equal parts “I’m woke!” and “some stuff happened, get over it”. Amazing. Apparently he is facing life in prison for multiple counts of rape.
If he gets convicted, I wonder how he’ll be treated inside (all things considered).
Larp as a fern?
That….that’s as good a guess as any.
I don’t remember which of you introduced me to The Critical Drinker but thank you. He is the movie reviewer we all need.
https://youtu.be/ScgBIecwUzc
He absolutely is! I just subscribed to his channel, and he hasn’t disappointed.
Dang, that zinger about journalos having their finger on the pulse of public while showing the graph of the precipitous drop in newspaper sales really stung.
+3 Pajama Boy
He’s great but like most of them, he needs to cut his delivery in half. Eight minutes is sufficient.
That spanked reporter is smokin’. Only on the outside, though.
Joy. I officially have a fever. It’s not an impressive fever, just shy of 100, but it explains why my house feels cold despite the thermostat setting.
I could also have had it yesterday, but I couldn’t find a thermometer and had to buy a new one.
::fights urge to ask where he left the old thermometer::
I’m too addled to figure out what sort of joke you’re cracking.
If I knew where it was, it wouldn’t be lost.
Sorry, UCS–to be delicate, it was a vague reference to the older “child’s thermometer”, considering where it is used on the child (it’s not usually the mouth). Also, the idea that if you knew where it was, it wouldn’t be lost.
I am also sorry you are running a fever. Are you experiencing any other symptoms?
Food is bland and tasteless.
LOL!
sorry you are not feeling well. do you have to go into work?
I have almost two weeks of sick leave accumulated. So I’ll be okay.
that’s good
“Million to one shot, Doc!”
I do love me some NAP, but I’m getting close to advocating summary execution for those who drive about with their high-beams on or their
headlights misaligned.
https://6abc.com/politics/nj-weighs-bill-to-let-those-without-documents-get-licenses/5757758/
Fuck NJ.
Why is it called the Garden State? I thought it was pure concrete and project housing
There are some parts of the shitty little state that are quite pretty and rural. None of which are nice enough for me to ever live in again.
I will not support a hostile and oppressive state government.
Only if you’re growing smoke stacks.
/Carlin
NY’s already done it. It was called the “Green Light” law. A couple of country clerks filed suit to stop it, but the courts shot them down.
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/nj-pawn-shop-owner-arrested-in-possible-link-to-jersey-city-shooters/2242056/
Fucked in NJ.
NJ pawnshops handle firearms? Over here in NYC, I don’t think they are allowed to do so. Sigh… I miss FL/GA pawnshops; I really should have picked up that FN/FAL when I had the chance.
Always take the FnFal.
FN FAL? Is a new breakfast food? A new sexual position we should know about???
“Should”? Hmm…why not?
::Now thinking of ‘Live Demos’ sign::
?
Sounds like something that you wouldn’t boast about later.
In case you were being serious – the FN-FAL is a semi-auto rifle. I’ve got a half dozen of them which I built from parts back when it was a cheap hobby.
Yeah… $500 in Thomasville, GA, perhaps 1995.
What a great find.
Sigh… yeah. I walked out with several of their $97 ChiCom SKS. Yet another episode of l0b0t Makes The Wrong Choice or The Lady Or The Tiger Redux.
That place seems to excel at producing football players and politicians…
First major snow of the season ’round these parts last night. The bad news: I have to dig my car out from under it to get to work. The (potentially) good news: MAYBE snow will help put me into more of a holiday spirit – AFTER I get home tonight.
Fuck snow! I’m still weak and Wifey has a bum shoulder. I can run the snowblower and shovel but gonna have to hire the eldest Grand-monkey to shovel the roof this year. Vertigo is not my friend.
Sorry you’re still weak, but I hope you’re continuing to improve. Take care!
Yeah- I just cleared off Jugsy’s truck.
You’re a gentleman and a scholar, Homey! I don’t care WHAT Yufus was sayin’ boutcha! ; )
Off I go to brave the elements. Wish me luck, boys!
Not one snowflake fell in Bucharest. As usual people are going on about hot children in the future will not know snow.
That is because they melt it.
Cold children will get to experience snow.
*how children