The Night Shift for November 2, 2019

Got sick.  Got better.  Got crackin’ on a new post.  Unfortunately for me, this timeline happened during the earlier part of the week, leaving me much less time to serve up my gold silver bronze-level goodness.  So, I will probably have you enact some of my labor, and entertain me.  The pay may be less than what you’re used to, but, the benes are pretty damned cool, in my book.  Alright, enough with the small talk:

 

To start:  Something groovy.  What—you were expecting something else?  (Yes, I know…I know)

You know what—you lot link up some music for the rest of us.  Yeah, yeah; I know you usually do, anyway.  Consider this an official request from ya boy Diggy.

News you can read.  One word:  Venom.  When you find it, you can join me in a case of unending, full-body tremors.

That’s some good work, boys.  Too bad the suspect wasn’t a soldier instead; I think the guy woulda had a great 3A case.

Well, get a load of liberty-minded Jazz!  If you would only turn that kind of self-scrutiny on to your copsucking…  I’m only bringing this up because it’s interesting to watch someone who’s made his scratch writing about the limitless virtues of America’s Boys in Blue, now dissecting his thought process in favor of the government NOT having a say I peoples’ lives.  Little steps.

An ode to Q:  1930’s Edition.  Yeah, yeah—you’ll be in your bunk.

Something of a follow-up on the local transgender/custody hearing in Dallas.  Even I have trouble believing I’m linking to NYT, but, some perspective from “the other side”, especially in a case that wasn’t making much sense.  Note the mention of the 10 cases at the bottom of the article…your thoughts on those?

Holidays—what are your plans for the upcoming slack days?  Working, you say?  Getting lumps of shit coal for gifts?  Eating tofurkey?  That’s the Chrismahanukwanzakah* spirit! (*Sorry, no Festivus-types allowed)

 

You made it to the end, much like we made it to the end of October.  In fact, I’d say it’s exactly the same way—time passed, we’re still alive, and, we maybe got a few laughs out of it.  If gift-giving is in your future, you might want to get started on those purchases (I wear XM 2X-Tall).  Maybe pick up a chocolate turkey for the kids…however you do the holidays in your home.  We’ll do it again next week—Lord willin’, and the creek don’t rise.

Comments

313 responses to “The Night Shift for November 2, 2019”

  1. Winston

    https://www.cato.org/publications/commentary/no-enemies-right

    It would be helpful if those on the left would stop suggesting that everyone on the right is a racist. But it would also be good if those on the right would admit that there are racists—and banish them for the good of their cause.

    Yes appeasing the Richard Carranzas of the world and “modest gun reform” (one of the minority outreach proposed in the article that he linked to) is the way to go. Also slobbers over the neocons.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      So it’s a choice between that and letting our daughters date League of the South-types?

      1. Winston

        Looks like that will the end result, alas.

        What kind of libertarian stops their daughter from dating? ;P

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          What kind of libertarian stops their daughter from dating?

          One with guns.

          Lots and lots of guns.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            You only have to clean one at a time.

      2. Winston

        The reason I bring up Carranza is that that is the left’s endgame: We need to ban racism, Nazis, white supremacy, etc. and what do you know everyone I oppose is one of those people!

      3. Winston

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Carranza

        Carranza is the son of Mexican immigrants, a sheet metal worker and a hairdresser, Carranza credits his public school education for putting him on a path to college and a successful career.[4]

        He earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in secondary education from the University of Arizona and a Master of Education with distinction in educational leadership from Northern Arizona University.[4] He has completed his doctoral coursework through Northern Arizona University and is currently pursuing a doctorate of education through Nova Southeastern University in educational leadership.

        Mexican, university educated and a New York Democrat. His libertarian bonafides should be sound.

    2. Rhywun

      It would be helpful if Cato stopped letting the left dictate its opinions for them.

      (Psst! There are racists on every side.)

      1. Winston

        Need those cocktail party invites. And to convince those libertarian Deep Staters and libertarian Democrats to come out of the closet.

      2. Heroic Mulatto

        Let’s be honest – that op-ed was quite milquetoast. I mean, if you have to stoop to “all lives matter” as an objection, you’re scrapping the bottom of the barrel.

        I’m starting to believe that the reason why some take umbrage at articles like these is that in the minds of a fair amount of libertarians, they have some sort of nostalgic attachment to “the Right”. Considering the alacrity with which the Nu-Right wants to purge libertarians from the GOP Big Tent, I can only subscribe this to some sort of ideological battered wife syndrome.

        1. Winston

          Considering the alacrity with which the Nu-Right wants to purge libertarians from the GOP Big Tent

          Considering how the Sensible Republicans treated the libertarians that shouldn’t be that hard.

          Personally I’m not too fond of the “we need to ally with the SJWs to save us from the Nazis” considering how the SJWs consider libertarians to be Nazis already. Or the hope that we’ll get some Libertarian Democrat or some Libertarian Deep Stater who realizes the errors of Trump and Warren.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            Personally I’m not too fond of the “we need to ally with the SJWs to save us from the Nazis”

            Neither am I, nor do I see such an exhortation in Boaz’s article. National Socialists and Internationalists disagree on one very minor point; they are one in the same at all but the finest level of magnification.

            That having been said, the national populists have made it clear that they aren’t very fond of us. I see no reason to keep bending backwards in hopes of accommodating them.

          2. Jarflax

            I’m chuckling reading this discussion, because the reality is no one has the slightest interest in allying with us. We’re a low single digit segment of the populace, we have abysmal rates of voting or contributions. And even on this website, where we are in our ‘club’ we argue every minute distinction of doctrine like delegates at Nicea. We are a flea preening ourselves about ‘alliances’ as we hop from donkey to elephant and back.

            We aren’t getting in either tent, and we aren’t even a party or in agreement about what that party should be. I’d be hard pressed to say I agree with Sarwark about as much as 25% of his positions, and I’d probably have a similar amount of overlap with a Republican like Gowdy (although likely a different 25%)

          3. Winston

            We are a flea preening ourselves about ‘alliances’ as we hop from donkey to elephant and back.

            The proper terminology is “How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?” Time for another factional dispute!

            I kid I kid of course.

          4. Heroic Mulatto

            I’m chuckling reading this discussion, because the reality is no one has the slightest interest in allying with us.

            Which is why I see no need for Gilmore-esque pragmatism, the gender-fluid of ideologies. There is no reason to compromise on principle.

          5. Jarflax

            Please persuade Reason and the capital L folks of this!

          6. Winston

            I have pointed out before that “Big Government is Bad but politically inexpedient to do anything about it” has been the main Republican MO since Eisenhower at least. How that is different from libertarian pragmatism is unclear to me.

          7. Talking with my gonna-be-a-prog-if-he-stays-in-Seattle-much-longer brother. I was reminding him that Trump is the only weapon the People of Walmart between California and Virginia have to keep the elites from oppressing them like serfs, when I realized I sounded like a Trump supporter.

            There is no way in hell to tell a prog where/why progs are fucking themselves up without sounding like a Trump supporter.

          8. Heroic Mulatto

            But let’s continue to be honest here, Trump as champion of the salt-of-the-earth ‘forgotten man’ is a polite fiction Trump supporters tell themselves. The ‘forgotten man’ is a myth (working class middle America has always punched well-above its weight politically and culturally), and Trump has sold these ‘forgotten men’ to his pack of cronies to be fucked over and over again.

            The only reason they bend over and take it is out of spite for years of insult (actual and imagined) at the hands of Obama Democrats.

          9. Point well taken and I had not thought that far into it. All I see is rage and a Trump reelection.

          10. Winston

            William Graham Sumner has a sad.

            Anyway my real fear is that Trump is more libertarianish then most of the Nat Pops (And yes that is “tallest midget territory”) and since the Sensible Republicans have fucked up and the libertarian Democrats are not happening then things aren’t looking up.

          11. Heroic Mulatto

            For what it’s worth, I believe that Trump will be reelected in a historic landslide.

          12. straffinrun

            I don’t. I could easily see Trump losing. Economic slowdown, some legal problem for Trump or even Team Blue nominating someone like Buttshisstuff and not Warren or Sanders. There are a million things that could go wrong for either team before the election. I’m saying it’s a toss up at this point. Who knows?

          13. Grumbletarian

            I’m with HM. GayJay got 3 million more votes in 2016 than he did in 2012 because of how divisive and horrible a candidate Trump was, plus Evan McMullin grabbed another 700,000 by screaming “Never Trump!” How many of those voters are going to pull the lever for Biden/Warren/Bootyjudge/etc. next year? I’m not betting on a large number.

            No new wars, decent economy, low unemployment means they’ll give Trump another term. Trump will win the popular vote as well as the electoral vote in 2020, and Team Blue will shit themselves inside out.

          14. Sir Digby

            I’m not disagreeing with the overall assessment (I really have no idea), but, was Trump that “horrible” of a candidate? He did win. Of course, he did turn off some R voters. But, it seems he turned on some non-R voters.

          15. Grumbletarian

            IMO, Trump beat Hillary only because she was an unlikable candidate who foolishly ignored campaigning in the midwest. Also, Hillary won the following states by a margin slimmer than what GayJay got there: Colorado (9 electoral votes), Maine (4), Minnesota (10), Nevada (6), New Hampshire (4), New Mexico (5). Arguably she won those states and their 38 electoral votes because so many more people voter Libertarian than in 2012.

            I strongly suspect that a Marco Rubio/Rand Paul/Rick Perry nominee would not have resulted in such a large vote total for Johnson, and wouldn’t have resulted in McMullin running at all, so those states Hillary won would have flipped red instead.

          16. R C Dean

            “For what it’s worth, I believe that Trump will be reelected in a historic landslide.”

            I think he is likely to be re elected, but there are too many locked in Dem states for a landslide.

          17. Grumbletarian

            Flip those states I mentioned above to Trump, and he would have beaten Hillary in the electoral college 342 to 194. That’s at least a serious ass-kicking.

          18. Grumbletarian

            Sorry, 344-194.

        2. Rhywun

          Fair enough – it’s not like I read the thing 🙂 Until now – and I won’t belabor the cherry-picking going on there because it’s late and I’m near-drunk.

          So, I was reacting to the chosen quote. I’ve never been part of “the Right” myself, so ??‍♂️. I am just sick and tired of the pretense that only “the Right” can be racist.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            I agree that Progressives should be called out on their holy-shit, honest-to-goodness racism. But I don’t see that pretense here, nor does it preclude telling shitheads like Steve King to shut the fuck up, which I think is Boaz’s point. As long as we continue to be associated with fuckheadery, we leave ourselves open to Progressives justifying their slurs by pointing to those shitbirds as an example. And even if one argues that they’ll call you racist anyway, I don’t see the need to slum with mouthbreathing fuckheads just to own the libs. Indeed, without regard for what others think, just for the purpose of keeping one’s own house in order, people who advocate denying other human beings their basic dignity based on certain immutable characteristics should be shown the door.

          2. straffinrun

            This gets to what Jordan Peterson is always asking: We know when the right has gone too far, but when does the left go to far? Sarwark told Dave Smith that communists shouldn’t be booted from the LP because they’re “misguided” on economics, but racists should because they are “evil”. Personally, I don’t align with either of the groups and so I don’t feel the need to defend or ignore racist shit. There will always be racists, socialists, communists. Too bad we can’t have a party that says, “No, none of you are welcome.”

          3. Heroic Mulatto

            Sarwark is a fucking idiot and he should be booted from the LP.

          4. Rhywun

            I don’t disagree at all.

            My outbursts probably reflect my long membership of the Democratic party and my disgust with that side after I grew up. If I don’t have much to say about the unsavory characters on “the Right” it’s because I find their odiousness to be so obvious that it doesn’t even merit a response. Maybe I’m wrong about that and it does.

          5. Winston

            people who advocate denying other human beings their basic dignity based on certain immutable characteristics should be shown the door.

            So transgendered rights. Or how about the Bill of Rights, written by racist slaveowners?

            This also makes me wonder about the age old conundrum of we should all believe what we want but there are certain views that must be suppressed. First of all doesn’t that contradict free thought? And who decides what views are unacceptable? And what measures should be taken against those unacceptable views? And what is going to prevent said authority to use it to suppress dissent?

            I am reminded of how the likes of Jeff Tucker supported Big Tech censorship until he realized that he is one of those Nazi trolls who must be silenced.

          6. R C Dean

            “certain immutable characteristics”

            Oh, we’re back to those? I thought it was all “social constructs” these days.

        3. Winston

          Also this was published in the Bulwark.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            Well, sometimes you do have to preach to the choir, I guess.

    3. straffinrun

      As one of his biographers wrote, Buckley “stood guard over the movement he founded and—in what he called his greatest achievement—kept it free where he could of extremists, bigots, kooks, anti-Semites and racists.”

      Those anti-Semites like Rothbard.

      1. CPRM

        And that damned Friedman!

      2. Winston

        Considering Rothbard’s views of Cato I’m skeptical that Boaz would consider that a mistake.

      3. Chafed

        That’s a strawman Straff. Buckley was serious about clearing out racists and antisemites from the conservative movement. He more or less single handedly told the John Birch Society to take hike. That was something when he did it.

        1. straffinrun

          I don’t care about JBS. I do care that he pulled this stuff on Rothbard.

          https://history.fee.org/media/3622/200-buckley-defames-rothbard.pdf#search='buckley+attacks+rothbard

        2. Gustave Lytton

          Was JBS racist or antisemite? They kicked out Oliver when he went in that direction.

          Fun fact: JBS was bankrolled by the Koch Father.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            It was neither.

            “All we are interested in here is opposing the advance of the Communists, and eventually destroying the whole Communist conspiracy, so that Jews and Christians alike, and Mohammedans and Buddhists, can again have a decent world in which to live.”
            –Robert Welch Jr.

          2. Jarflax

            I grew up around Birchers. There were definitely racist and anti-semite members, but given that this was the 60s and 70s, the same was true of basically every group you can name. The society itself was beyond single minded in its focus on opposing Communism.

  2. Gender Traitor

    Per your request – two of my favorite artists, together again for the first time.

    1. Sir Digby

      Thank you much, ma’am ?

      1. Gender Traitor

        Bonus track, just for you, Diggy!

        1. Sir Digby

          That’s a helluva bonus, GT!

        2. Gustave Lytton

          If he’s out of toilet paper, making he should focus on wiping someone’s ass before worrying about whooping.

        3. Gender Traitor

          To give Ruthie equal time – true story: My remarkable MIL, a tiny little white lady, was a lifelong civil rights activist in sneakers, and she loved to travel, so when she passed, we made arrangements for this song to be played at her memorial service.

          1. mikey

            Thanks again – I’ve got some exploring to do.

          2. BRILLIANT!!! ????????

    2. CPRM

      That looks like four people. Or is it two Siamese Twins?

    3. mikey

      Thanks. Great stuff.

  3. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

    That story about the cops destroying the home to get the shoplifter is infuriating. Absolutely no need to do what the cops did.

    The city offered the Lech family some temporary rental assistance, but no other compensation for the damage. Lech said the cost to rebuild the home was nearly $400,000 in out-of-pocket expenses, and that the situation “has ruined our lives.”

    All just so some badged jerks can play GI Joe.

    1. Sir Digby

      No need??? But, but, but….shoplifter! Who ran from the cops!

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        If you don’t like cops blasting a hole in your house, then don’t call 911 when a crackhead busts into your bedroom at midnight, slits your throat, and then sodomizes your corpse, libtard.

        1. CPRM

          You forgot the part where they rape your dog and make yer chillenz into drug mules!

  4. Gustave Lytton

    Music, ok…

    I’ve been waiting to throw this on.

    1. Sir Digby

      Gustave–I love you, and want you to bear my (enormous) children.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Uh ok.

        Later I figured out they were behind Whitney Houston’s two best songs and why all three sound the same.

        1. Sir Digby

          I had not known that. It doesn’t make me like Star any less.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Demo version of one

            https://youtu.be/uSZP0c1pA1g

            and Boy doing the other solo

            https://youtu.be/OJyBd-eLESY

          2. Sir Digby

            She’s quite nice on the Dance demo.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            I’m pretty sure this is her more recently

            https://alameda-aero.com/new-pilot-shannon-rubicam/

            And would

          4. Gustave Lytton

            ? waiting for a plane to stall…

    2. Awww … I love that song.

    1. FTA:

      Great effort to pretend Jane Austen is not part of the canon.

      Silly man. That’s because she’s a ROMANCE writer and thus, not worthy of existence, much less inclusion.

      1. CPRM

        I could write a best selling romance novel, for straight men: She Had Big Boobs, She Let Me Touch Them. It Was Hot. Why can’t I get paid the big Danielle Steele bucks?

        1. straffinrun

          And lots of pictures.

        2. Gender Traitor

          Needz moar pikchers.

          1. straffinrun

            A pop up would be nice.

          2. Sir Digby

            Just rotate your avatar pic 90 degrees to the right…

          3. CPRM

            was supposed to start at 1:52

          4. Sir Digby

            PM_ME_UR_NUDEZ

            That’s crowdfunding your cishet porn-mance novel.

        3. Spudalicious

          No penetration.

        4. I thought that was called Penthouse.

          1. CPRM

            Dear Penthouse, a lady just told me about her Penthouse letter…SELLs 1 BILLION COPIES in the pre ots. Oh, its a lady

          2. Spudalicious

            As I slowly entered her, she spread her legs, arched her back, and moaned deeply.

          3. Jarflax

            Then she said kissing was $200 extra.

          4. Spudalicious

            And Jarflax drops his balls into a bowl of ice.

      2. Heroic Mulatto

        That is a problem for any genre writer. In fact, Austen’s work is closer to the artsy-fartsy “What Upper Class White Women Think About Fucking” genre, aka “literary fiction” than, say, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley.

        1. Winston

          What Upper Class White Women Think About Fucking

          What genre is “What Upper Class White Men think about Fucking”? Libertarian propaganda ;P

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            Basically this blog.

          2. Winston

            So Q is literary fiction?

          3. MikeS

            Cummies

        2. Austen’s work is closer to the artsy-fartsy “What Upper Class White Women Think About Fucking” genre, aka “literary fiction”

          You’re absolutely correct. However, romance novel readers of the third-wave feminist variety, in a desperate bid to be Taken Seriously or at least not be ridiculed for their shameful hobby, claimed Austen as one of “our” own.

          I do not, in fact, approve of this.

          1. Gender Traitor

            Your thoughts on Austen in general? I love her humor, and I think she had a gift for portraying the unspoken subtext of interactions between women & men of her social class & time.

          2. Austen is clever and sly. I like her a lot and many, many female filmmakers love her, given all the riffs on her work. See, “Clueless.”

          3. Winston

            Are Alcott or the Brontes part of this?

          4. Alcott definitely not.

            Brontes, rarely.

            Austen does not have problematic themes and there are fairly straightforward and wholesome romances. She’s thoroughly unobjectionable.

    2. Jarflax

      They are still harping on changing the canon after 30 years of them changing the canon and requirements for a English degree. We lost this fight 30 years ago, because no one was willing to admit they thought 90% of the new minority/woman ‘entries to the canon’ were tripe. I’m all for teaching good books, regardless of the race or genitalia or uses to which the genitalia are put, of the author, but when you tout Maya Angelou as superior to Wordsworth, and Gordon Parks as the equal of Hardy you are not to be taken seriously. Teach Baldwin by all means. I don’t like his themes or politics, but he could write. Teach Douglass, because he could write AND think, but even if there was nothing at play but percentage of the English speaking population over time you will have a significantly lower percentage of great books in English by black people, factor in the disparity in literacy rates historically, and since the devastation of the public education system, and the percentage is likely to decline.

  5. Winston

    Bought time the Republicans end their traditional opposition to polygamy.

  6. Gustave Lytton

    Christmas and Thanskgiving, so effectively 6 weeks left in the year. Everything seems to be crammed at work, and lots to do at home.

    Can’t speak highly enough of the tool racks from Gemplers. Finally getting the hand tools off the floor and out of the corner in the garage. Maybe if I’m really adventurous, I’ll put up Christmas lights this year.

    1. Sir Digby

      A Gemplers rack sounds like a medieval genital torture device.

      I mean, I guess it could be more modern….

  7. Spudalicious

    An extra hour? I guess we’re playing smash liver tonight.

    1. Sir Digby

      I already played Rock em Sock em Spleen, so, I’m good for the night.

      1. hayeksplosives

        I got ridiculously dehydrated during the past 3-4 days of illness, vomiting, not drinking enough fluids’, s as d eating soup, which has too much sodium

        It is bad enough to have made my eyes puff up and I look ridiculous.

        So no booze or salt for me for a while. Maybe ever.

        Sigh.

        1. Sir Digby

          Why ever? Are you feeling OK now (besides the eyes)?

          1. hayeksplosives

            Yes, the sniffles and cough are about wound up, I think.

            Just the water retention everywhere in my feet, eyes, face…ugh.

            And the back fracture reiteration.

            I should take a vacation!!

          2. Sir Digby

            Beach fun ‘n’ sun?

            A European train trip?

            Hey–you could do a Venice gondola ride, a la the front page pic.

          3. hayeksplosives

            I’ll take the last 2 outta 3, my good sir.

            I’ll need someone to carry my bags for me though.

            My back still needs to be treated gingerly.

          4. Sir Digby

            Now, where did I put that porter costume….?

          5. Sir Digby

            Yes, the sniffles and cough are about wound up, I think.

            Well, crossing fingers and whatnot…
            😉

        2. Chafed

          You only get to keep your Glibbroad card if you abstain from alcohol for religious reasons.

          1. hayeksplosives

            Is “not really wanting to leave Earth yet” a religious reason?

      2. Chafed

        Who won?

        1. CPRM

          Thir Digby did, he’th the Hat’th betht friend, Donald wouldn’t let him down!

          1. Sir Digby

            Or, what THe Hat said.^^

        2. Sir Digby

          The doctors.

          1. hayeksplosives

            Bravo!

          2. Sir Digby

            ::takes bow::

            I will be here all night…+1

  8. Winston

    So the new Terminator movie flopped. One thing people overlook is that isn’t the Terminator franchise a Cold War film? Apocalyptic Nuclear War and crazy robots and computers created by military contractors doesn’t have the same cachet that it did in 1984…

    1. Rhywun

      LOL it’s been in release for one day.

      1. Winston

        Below expectations. So flop…

        1. Rhywun

          Do people even breathlessly flock to movies on opening night any more? I don’t go, so I wouldn’t know. But to me a movie is only a “flop” if it loses money and it’s way too early to tell.

          1. Sir Digby

            The industry seems to think so. At least, they talk as if they still use opening weekend as a metric.

          2. Opening weekend is typically the biggest for a film, so you can figure out the trajectory from there.

          3. Chafed

            You’re making sense so you obviously don’t work in Hollywood.

          4. Winston

            Box office legs aren’t what they used to be…

          5. Old Man With Candy

            I haven’t been inside a movie theater since… oh, maybe 2007, so I’m not an authority. But I do see ads for advance tickets for blockbuster opening days. Do people actually do this????

          6. Sir Digby

            No, no…not at all

            ::hides Star Wars tickets::

          7. If we are to believe some theater staff, one of the biggest preorder customers for movies are studio marketing departments trying to generate hype through sellouts.

      2. R C Dean

        Yeah, the article I saw arguing that the franchise has been flopping managed to overlook that every single Terminator movie has made money, sometimes hundreds of millions of sweet, creamy profit.

        Prolly see it, but the trailer emits a certain aroma of woke.

        1. According to the reviews, the latest film is saturated in woke.

          Disclaimer – I’ve not watched it, nor will I break my pattern of not going to the movies in order to do so.

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      Apocalyptic Nuclear War and crazy robots and computers created by military contractors doesn’t have the same cachet that it did in 1984…

      Are you sure about that? We have a presidential candidate who is campaigning on “robots will take all your jobs” and being taken seriously.

      1. Jarflax

        and he is one of the saner ones in the field …

        1. DrOtto

          LOL, then a single year upon realizing the truth in this statement.

      2. Winston

        I meant the idea that military contractors developing killer robots isn’t exactly what people fear today about robots. Drones and technological unemployment doesn’t really resemble the Terminator. Oddly the movie does appear to address the notion of robots taking our jobs with the brother of the new messiah losing his job to a robot before *Spoiler alert* the terminator kills him.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          I meant the idea that military contractors developing killer robots isn’t exactly what people fear today about robots.

          I blame Short Circuit for this.

          1. Winston

            I was thinking about that movie too. Short Circuit along with WarGames did address similar Cold War fears that The Terminator did but I don’t think those fears resonate today. Short Circuit came out two years after Terminator by the way.

  9. It would take a heart of stone not to laugh out loud at this.

    http://archive.li/w5TVX

    1. Sir Digby

      It takes a government to screw properly.

    2. straffinrun

      Congenital syphilis can be prevented, but requires testing a pregnant woman for syphilis right away. If tested positive, they can be treated with antibiotics

      You know what else can prevent congenital syphilis?

      1. CPRM

        Forced sterilization?

      2. MikeS

        Hitler?

      3. Chafed

        Masturbation?

      4. Sir Digby

        Hello?

    3. Rhywun

      If only there was some other way to reduce STD’s without holding your hand out to the government.

      1. CPRM

        Hey! I didn’t live a responsible life and end up being a 36 year old virgin for nothing! Wait, which side am I on?

    4. Jarflax

      Yay, I proved that I do not have a heart of stone and startled the dogs. Did Salon basically just say Trump has cooties?

  10. Cacciatore

    Glad you’re feeling better, Hot Diggity Dog

    1. Sir Digby

      My man! Thank you kindly.

      What do you think of CPRM’s ‘shop skillz?

      1. Cacciatore

        I don’t think you can improve on work like that!

        1. Sir Digby

          Take a bow, CPRM!

          Also, next time, try to come up with a concept that involves nude photography, capice`?

          1. CPRM

            Bowing out, and glad caccitore is no longer psycho stalking me.

      1. Cacciatore

        I’ll take the well bronzed one

      2. Heroic Mulatto

        In observance of No Nut November, the editorial board has made the decision to ban you from commenting until Dick Destroying December.

        1. Chafed

          I don’t like the sound of your December.

        2. Jarflax

          I thought it was Hovember?

    1. Spudalicious

      Redhead on the right.

  11. Chafed

    Great call on The Still of the Night video Sir Digby. I had forgotten about the end. It foreshadowed Tawny Kitaen’s future. Given how hot she was, I can only imagine the crazy quotient.

    1. Sir Digby

      You do know who her HS sweetheart was, before Coverdale came along, right?

      1. Chafed

        I have no idea.

          1. Chafed

            No shit. The things I learn here.

          2. Sir Digby

            From what I’ve heard, Robbin was a consummate gentleman, especially with the press. I’m sure he indulged in more than just drugs, but, the word is he was at least charming and easy-going (heh).

    2. straffinrun

      I’ll second that. Whitesnake is the only hair band I can stand.

      1. Sir Digby

        Funny enough, David Coverdale didn’t want Whitesnake to be…well, Whitesnake for a long time, as I’ve heard. He wanted to do some kind of jazz fusion thing.

      2. Chafed

        Mojeaux would like a word with you.

      3. Chafed

        Also, I will not allow you to disrespect the Night Shift national anthem.

        https://youtu.be/8Za0gWXJW1w

        1. Sir Digby

          It’s a damn shame what happened to that band after Mark’s balls dropped.

          /I’m kidding!

          1. Chafed

            Lol.

            Vienna Boys Choir hardest hit.

    3. MikeS

      The opening of that song grabbed 16 year old MikeS by the shorties. Still love it.

        1. That was adorable.

          Also, me.

          1. Chafed

            You’re hot.

          2. Sir Digby

            Our collective imagination is easy on the eyes.

          3. I meant I’m stuck in 1985, not that I look like her.

          4. Sir Digby

            Your modesty only makes it better worse.

          5. MikeS

            not that I look like her

            Well, duh! Obviously you look better!

          6. 17yo me would’ve been all over that dude.

          7. Chafed

            I was expecting this.

            https://youtu.be/pK7egZaT3hs

          8. Chafed

            Not since GlibFit returned.

            /takes a bow

      1. Chafed

        Rightfully so.

    1. Rhywun

      Too soon to tell. In the long term, I see a slide back to seventies-style crime and dysfunction – because that is what the pols seem to be advocating. The endless circle of life.

      1. Winston

        Isn’t there nostalgia for the Seventies being all authentic and such?

        1. Rhywun

          Yes, and mainly driven by people who were either not alive then or didn’t live here.

          1. Chafed

            Maybe they would enjoy some Son of Sam authenticity. If Cuomo’s energy policies stay in place they will get to enjoy some authentic blackouts.

          2. Winston

            Reminds of all the nostalgia for 70s UK and USA from lefties.

            Also does anyone try to claim that racism has gotten worse since the 1970s?

          3. Rhywun

            No, the usual shtick is that we’re still living in 1950 and nothing has improved.

      2. Chafed

        Interesting. I wonder how long until the general population gets fed up and the circle of life takes NYC to Giuliani II: Electric Bugaloo.

        1. Rhywun

          Well, the last cycle took about 25 years from the time Lindsey first started spending like a drunken sailor and the first signs of a “relaxed attitude” towards crime, through the seventies financial crisis, and the eighties crime-a-palooza.

          We’re somewhere in the middle of the cycle now, I would say around 1970-equivalent. The drunken sailor thing is a given, and all signs point towards not-tough-on-crime.

          1. Chafed

            The goods is real estate will get a lot more affordable as the cycle continues.

          2. Rhywun

            Damn right! We just need to lose almost a million people like we did during the seventies and a burned-out shell of a building in the Bronx could be mine for pennies on the dollar.

    1. MikeS

      One last bone to pick?

      1. Chafed

        It’s got to be desperation.

        1. MikeS

          No one can accuse her of laying down for on the job.

          1. Sir Digby

            Willie Brown?

            It sure was.

          2. Chafed

            She is a disgusting lightweight who never had a contested election. She never had to address her flaws. The spotlight exposed them. I’m enjoying watching her down. (Not a euphemism this one time)

          1. Sir Digby

            I played the hell outta that cd back in ’89-90.

            Need to pick up a tour t….

          2. Chafed

            Thank you. I’ve enjoyed your Kix kick today.

          3. Sir Digby

            Wait–there was more?!

          4. Chafed

            Yeah. You were asleep.

          5. Sir Digby

            Damn!

        1. Excelłent choice. I love Brian Setzer.

          1. Cacciatore

            Big ups madame Mr. Setzer is fantastic

          2. Chafed

            ?

      1. Sir Digby

        ?

      2. I thought I owned this song. I do not.

        Yet.

  12. Jarflax

    Night all.

    1. MikeS

      Peace-out, man.

    2. Cacciatore

      Seeya jarcat

    3. Gender Traitor

      Night, Jar!

      1. dbleagle

        This was a local favorite in Tucson in 1978. So it is almost 80’s.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuPYHaMOzzk

  13. Gender Traitor

    Just for fun, ‘cuz I’ve been hittin’ cheap Aussie Chardonnay – heard one of the band members do a solo, acoustic version of this at a house concert and just about peed my pants laughing.

    1. That was … interesting. ?

  14. Rhywun

    Oh great, another hour of drinking starts… NOW!

    1. Cacciatore

      I’ve got a good grappa buzz on. It’s a unique and pleasant drunk.

    2. Winston

      We need a fierce dispute over the libertarianness of daylight saving and time zones.

    3. Winston

      We need a fierce dispute over the libertarianness of daylight saving and time zones.

    1. Gender Traitor

      Very cool & mellow!

    1. Chafed

      Uffda. Have some music.

      https://youtu.be/fhhEHuChFck

      HI Mike S

      1. dbleagle

        I’m sorry but even the NIN admit this is the definitive version of that song.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI

  15. Chafed

    I can’t remember which of you introduced me to The Critical Drinker but thank you.

    https://youtu.be/8zV9vqNeo8w

  16. PieInTheSky

    Well good morning late nighters. Did the hour chnge? Are things back to normal?

    1. Rhywun

      Yes, in God’s Time Zone, it has changed. Now I need to catch up with where I was an hour ago. ?

    2. Gender Traitor

      We have an “atomic wall clock” that’s synched up to this signal, but the clock can’t go backwards, so at 2 a.m. local time it just started zipping forward all the way around the dial back to 1 a.m. And we stood there and watched it.

      We lead sad and pathetic lives.

      1. Sir Digby

        Well, it IS more exciting than a late night thread….

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHmQGR99XbA

        1. Gender Traitor

          Are you kidding? This is the high point of my week!

          As I said, sad and pathetic lives… ; )

          1. Sir Digby

            A ‘culmination’, if you will.

      2. Rhywun

        it just started zipping forward all the way around the dial back to 1 a.m.

        I don’t know if you’re of a certain age like I am, but that sounds pretty damn awesome to me.

        1. Gender Traitor

          Yes, I am ***SIGH!!!*** A Woman Of A Certain Age, ::slumps off to bed::

    3. Winston

      What would Queen Marie think?

  17. Pan Zagloba

    Huzzah, still made the tail end of Pacific Time Thread!

    Totally worth being late, because I went to Casablanca at the symphony, It should be my favorite movie, but I will say, it is a perfect movie. There’s nothing you can add or remove to make it an iota better.

    You know what—you lot link up some music for the rest of us. Yeah, yeah; I know you usually do, anyway. Consider this an official request from ya boy Diggy.

    As you command, my favorite scene from the movie.

    1. Winston

      You Know Who Else’s favorite movie was written by a Communist?

      1. Pan Zagloba

        By your standards? Literally everything not named Fountainhead.

        1. Winston

          Well Howard Koch was a no kidding Stalinist:

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Koch_(screenwriter)

          . Koch contributed to the popular film Casablanca with Humphrey Bogart, which he co-scripted with writers Julius and Philip Epstein in 1942, and for which he received an Academy Award in 1944.

          ….

          In 1943, at the request of Jack L. Warner of Warner Bros., Koch wrote the screenplay for Mission to Moscow (1943). The movie subsequently spawned controversy because of its positive portrayal of Joseph Stalin and the Soviet Union. After the war, Koch was fired by Jack Warner after Koch was denounced as a Communist. He was then criticized by the House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC) for his outspoken leftist political views. Koch was blacklisted by Hollywood in 1951.

          1. Pan Zagloba

            I will make sure to confess my sins to Libertarian Pope, as soon as I figure if the one in Rome or Avignon is the current True One.

          2. Winston

            This is your real crime:

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_G._Epstein

            His grandson Theo Epstein is president of baseball operations for the Chicago Cubs and previously was the general manager of the Boston Red Sox.

          3. Winston

            I thought the Libertarian Pope is Pope Jimbo?

          4. Gustave Lytton

            That’s the Minnisodapopa.

          5. DrOtto

            I read that in the voice of Father Guido Sarducci.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        i find the prospect of 535 thugs in Washington that can send a man to prison without trial for refusing to play the assigned role in a kabuki farce far more troubling than a commie screenwriter.

    2. PieInTheSky

      Its not exactly Jaws but it alright

      1. Sir Digby

        Get a shark to play piano, for the best of both worlds.

        1. hayeksplosives

          Can this guy be in charge of choreography?

          1. Sir Digby

            Me? ‘Cause that just linked back here

          2. hayeksplosives

            Lolz.

            My linking skills are impaired by the small slots of eyes I am having to peer through.

            (It wa supposed to be Left Shark from the Super Bowl with Katy Perry)

          3. Sir Digby

            Now, that IS awesome!

    3. straffinrun

      Some soccer holigans would make that one iota better.

  18. Gender Traitor

    Well, folks, I’ve thoroughly enjoyed spending my extra hour with you, but my eyes are slamming shut, so I’ll take my leave. Nighty night!

    1. Gender Traitor

      Thanks for having us, Diggy!

    2. Sir Digby

      ‘Night!

  19. Winston

    Anyway Destination Moon was directed by a Communist. Wonder what Heinlein thought about that. And the bad guys are implied to be Communist subversives like the director himself?

    1. Winston

      Please don’t tell me that was a real photo of a headshot…

      1. straffinrun

        I thought it was a zit closeup until you said that. People are fucked up.

        1. Winston

          I normally don’t complain about links but I wish I didn’t click on that. Ugh…

          1. straffinrun

            I didn’t link it as some kind of sick joke. Just find it extremely depressing that this is where we’re at. Best wishes for the guy.

          2. Rhywun

            Is it real? Who knows.

          3. Winston

            I don’t wish to find out

          4. straffinrun

            The headshot? No idea and it really doesn’t matter. Posting that pic in response to that tweet is sociopathic. The guy asking for help posted a bunch of tweets talking about offing himself. At least a dozen or so tweets have offered help

          5. Rhywun

            Posting that pic in response to that tweet is sociopathic.

            I honestly didn’t know how to interpret the pic. I should be relieved my mind didn’t go there.

          6. Winston

            I suppose the tweet could mean a “Do you really want to do this to yourself?” but I don’t care to look further.

          7. Winston

            I didn’t think you did. This site does take depression and such of its members in a compassionate way.

            Reminds me of the time I decided it was a good idea to do a google image search of the Byford Dolphin. Oh dear…

            (And don’t do it if you are sensitive.)

  20. Sir Digby

    OK…Monocle just re-highlighted 66 random comments that were already posted, as if they were new….

    Damn you, Standard Time!!!!

    1. Sir Digby

      It’s now down to 59…what in the ever-lovng heck

  21. Rhywun

    Well. The interaction of WordPress and fall backward is… interesting.

    1. Sir Digby

      So, you’re experiencing it, too?

      1. straffinrun

        Refresh and old comments are highlighted in blue.

        1. Sir Digby

          Yep. I am seeing 56 “new” comments as I write this.

          1. Rhywun

            Party like it’s 2AM!

  22. Sir Digby

    It seems to be stuck at 6 comments…plus, this one, I guess.

  23. DrOtto

    DST 1st bitches!

    1. Sir Digby

      Wait–aren’t’ we out of it? Pain in the ass clocks…

      1. Tejicano

        You should have a conversation with Christopher Walken’s character from Pulp Fiction

        1. Sir Digby

          Imagine it being played by Flava Flav…

  24. Sir Digby

    OK, the 2nd 0200, and it seems Monocle has re-set itself, or, whatever.

  25. DrOtto

    Finally, something other than drinking to blame for the time-travel.

    1. Sir Digby

      I thought it was the wife–turns out, it was the bartender.

      1. DrOtto

        Best sign seen at a bar – if you drive the old man to drink, drive him here.

        1. Sir Digby

          The “worst” was one in my area that made the news–

          “I like my beer like I like my violence–domestic”

          I believe a manager’s position opened up a few days later.

        2. Fourscore

          That’s a quote from the T-shirt Waylon Jennings’ son used to wear. Terry called his Dad “Ol’ Man” rather than Dad and not Old Man.

  26. Old Man With Candy

    Wait, you mean I had an extra hour to do morning links? Fuck, life in Arizona, where time stands still.

    1. straffinrun

      You’re not known for being able to wait for the right time.

  27. l0b0t

    Good morning to all you wonderful people. My head cold seems to be fading, I’ve isolated the damaged RAM sticks, and managed to do a complete clean install of Windows… what a weekend.

    1. Wait, you’re running your brain on windows? You poor man.

  28. l0b0t

    Also, I HATE Daylight Savings Time. Can’t we all just UTC? <a href="http://Time Zones (by Negativland)” target=”_blank” >https://youtu.be/QDmWYVdN8ug

    1. There is an intermediate step between daylight savings time and running off of the wrong clock all the time.

    2. Grumbletarian

      My eyesight is shit due to a rare genetic disorder (optical albinism). As a result, my driver’s license is only good during daylight hours. It has been difficult to get to work on time in the mornings lately because of how late sunrise is. Turning the clocks back an hour today will make that much easier until the winter solstice shows up. If it didn’t take place I probably wouldn’t be able to keep the job I have, as it requires getting into a store before it opens (I have to open the place, check the store safe, load cash registers, etc.)

      1. Grumbletarian

        ocular albinism… damn it’s early.

      2. I only advocate that we pick a time and stick with it. If we picked the winter clock and stuck with that, I’d be happy.

      3. Sir Digby

        Damn. And, here I am hating early sunrises because…well, I hate driving home and doing morning walks in sunlight.

  29. l0b0t

    What is the Glib-helping browser extension that displays its info along the left-hand side of the page and not the bottom? I think I installed the wrong one; it doesn’t auto refresh comments.

    1. Sir Digby

      I use Monocle on Chrome–info along bottom and doesn’t auto refresh.

      1. l0b0t

        I thought I was using it as well. Previously, the new comments count, mark as read, etc. were displayed along the side with the arrows. I followed the links in Trashy’s article and now everything is at the bottom of the page.

  30. Chafed

    My dog doesn’t know I’m supposed to be able to sleep an extra hour. Time for a poop walk.