The Night Shift for November 9, 2019

Baby, it’s cold outside!  It’s also Standard Daylight time, now, but, fat lot of good that does us on the night shift.  The year is winding down, and, that means food, fun, and family.  Or, it could mean liquor, loneliness, and…lemurs?  Leather fiends?  Laser-brains?  Alright; so much for Diggy’s alliteration attempts.  The point is, we gotta start prepping for the season (hint:  I wear a 2X Tall in condoms shirts/jackets, and I prefer Samsung products). On with the stuff I do:

 

For everyone who identifies with the F’s.  Strangely, not a euphemism.

In crappy bar food news…  I have no idea if this is bullshit, or, not.  It could go either way, in my book.  Of course, the most important part of the story is the lone customer who gets what I like to call the “Crusty Juggler” treatment.

Anyone have any “before the end of the year” issues to deal with?  I think I’ll have a visit to the optometrist’s office, as well as some full-scale blood testing, because 50 is quickly approaching.  My query, though, isn’t only about healthcare; major purchases?  Travel?  Any of the assorted pieces of crap life has in store for you.

I guess CVS stands for “Can’t Verify Status”?  Again, I have no idea if this is bullshit, or, not.  Seems like something happened.  Of course, the mom sounds like a real treat; maybe Winston’s Mom could give her some pointers.

When a bakery kicks you university’s ass, and the school kinda doubles down, maybe it’s time to find another school.  Hey, Oberlin:  try not being such shit-heels, and maybe kick the thieves out.

I believe someone here was saying earlier that Chick-Fil-A > Popeye’s….  I guess the Fight for 15 is really about collecting hazard pay.  It’s just fried chicken, you dumb shits—there’s plenty to be found all over the place!

This is totally believable—everyone knows those Pacific Islanders are all a bunch of slimy, no good, double-crossin’ swindlers.

An ode to Pie, my fellow nighttime travelers, and fans of the band.  Bite me– it still fits the theme.

 

I suppose we’ve got enough weird sh..stuff to keep us chatting through the night.  If you have topics of your own you want to air out, be my guest.  As the night theme for music is probably vast, but, my knowledge is limited, I will probably ditch that angle once we hit the new year.  I don’t want to neglect good music just to try to fit a limited narrative.  You have all been warned…

Comments

304 responses to “The Night Shift for November 9, 2019”

  1. Nephilium

    Fuck… I’ve made bad decisions tonight, haven’t I? Went out drinking last night, woke up early to get a spin class in, then been sitting at home for most of the day.

    1. Chafed

      You drank and exercised. Where’s the bad decision?

      1. CPRM

        The exorcism without a priest, duh!

      2. Nephilium

        The fact I’m still up. And I need to walk up to a local tomorrow morning to get wings and beer. The girlfriend was upset that I burned over 500 calories in 45 minutes at a spin class again (based on both the Fitbit and the power meter).

        1. Chafed

          Hmm. Well to hell with the girlfriend. She could have gone to spin class with you.

          Since you are still up, you can look at my first two Glibfit articles. You get a hat tip in one and both have B5 links.

          1. Nephilium

            I managed to convince her to go again today. The GF is upset because she only burned ~150 calories in the same spin class.

            I did enjoy the music choices for today’s class much more, as they went with late (90’s) punk. And I have read all of the GlibFit articles, clicked the links, and appreciate the lurve.

        2. Tulip

          Why was she upset? Sounds like something you should get a high five for.

          1. Nephilium

            She’s upset because I’m burning about 4x the calories she does in the same time. Meanwhile, she’s not even hitting 60 watts average on the power meter (I hit 170 for an average). She did improve this ride over the last one she did at least.

          2. Chafed

            Jealousy/envy is not a good look. I’m with Tulip.

          3. Nephilium

            That’s a rant I’ve done several times on earlier posts, and don’t feel the need to repeat tonight.

            She’s getting better about that, and actually thanked me today for helping her try to get into shape.

  2. Chafed

    I guess daylight savings time doesn’t make a bit of difference to someone on your schedule.

    1. Sir Digby

      Me? Hells yeah it does. I hate sunrise, and it’s now sunlight when I go for morning walks…

      1. Gender Traitor

        Hate sunrise? What’s to hate about sunrise?? Unless…you haven’t spent time with Pie IRL have you…? Any odd little marks on your neck when you don’t remember having cut yourself while shaving…?

        1. Nephilium

          GT,

          I thought you were a redhead. You should know the evils of the day moon and how it burns us.

          /remembers second degree sunburn from a 65 mile bike ride

          1. Gender Traitor

            I am a redhead. You too? I try to stay in the shade – which means I don’t go on 65 mile bike rides.

            If stuck in the sun, I will indeed quick fry to a crackly crunch. I’ve been sunburnt going to a college football game in October.

          2. Nephilium

            Nope. Strawberry blonde (when I had hair). Most of my long rides are through the Cleveland Metroparks (lots of shade). One of the first I did outside that was from Parma Heights to Willoughby (~30 miles). I didn’t put on sunscreen, and had first degree sunburns when I made it to Willoughby. By the time I got home, they were second degree on my arms (from where my jersey ended to my elbows), my knees (from where the shorts ended to them), and my head (where I wasn’t wearing sunglasses or a helmet).

            I also managed to get sumburn on the bottom of my feet as a child.

          3. Gender Traitor

            sumburn on the bottom of my feet

            Owwwwwwww! : (

          4. Tulip

            I burned the bottom of my feet once too. Owwwww. I also got a sunburn (so bad that we ended up going to the emergency room later that night) through a t-shirt.

          5. Nephilium

            It took me a while to figure out why it kept hurting to walk up the steps to the water slide…

            Of course the second degree sunburns from riding had me go into the office looking like a cut rate Darth Maul.

            I shave my head (to try to maintain a small shred of dignity), and had a sunburned pattern on my head to match the helmet and sunglass pattern.

          6. Tulip

            Auburn hair, green eyes.

        2. CPRM

          Sir Digby doesn’t shave…his neck…

        3. Chafed

          I’m starting to think Pie is Sir Digby’s sock puppet.

          1. Sir Digby

            Have you ever seen us in the same room at the same times???

            There’s your answer.

        4. Sir Digby

          I have blue-grey eyes, and they don’t like various degrees/types of sunlight (overcast skies, anyone?).

          Plus, I like it dark, and sunrise wipes it out. Now, I didn’t say I don’t like daylight. I mean, not all that much, but, still…

          Also, I wish for odd marks on my neck…. ::sigh::

          1. I’m with you. Sunrise is not pretty. It’s very cold and unwelcoming.

          2. Sir Digby

            Yup!

            Wait…this isn’t the topic I was expecting! Ah, well.

          3. Tulip

            Nooo. I love sunrise. It’s hopeful! I walk the dog around sunrise, and often go back to bed for a nap on the weekends. But, tired or not, I’m not missing the sunrise.

          4. Gender Traitor

            Blue-grey eyes here too. Got good prescription shades for driving when certain light conditions – like overcast skies – are bothersome, but didn’t make the connection with eye color. I suppose that could make a difference.

          5. Oh. Well, add me to the blue-gray eyes list.

          6. Nephilium

            I much prefer the dark, and am a night owl by nature (unfortunately work wants me there early).

  3. CPRM

    Sorry, all wobbly-eyed, but you Sir Digby are The Best Fucking Guy -Hiccup- I love you man!, but not a gay way, I mean, in the play we’re gay…

    1. Sir Digby

      ::coughcoughcough::

      I don’t know what…you got the wrong dude…I’m totally not into that…

  4. Gender Traitor

    Re: the “robbery” at the burger joint – I guess Bob & Linda DID decide to expand their menu.

    1. Sir Digby

      Speaking of–I seem to get lots of compliments on my Bob Ross’ Burgers shirt https://images.app.goo.gl/QkGudqdgizeh5Ubr7

      1. Gender Traitor

        That’s awesome! Don’t know if I’ve mentioned – in my past life (with the previous Mr./Rev. GT) I lived in Muncie, IN and knew a gal who worked at the PBS affiliate at Ball State, where Ross taped his shows. She confirmed Ross really was that way IRL.

        1. Nephilium

          Fat Heads up here in Cleveland has now done at least two Bob Ross fundraisers. Buy a ticket, get a wig, a canvas, and paints.

        2. Sir Digby

          Very glad to hear that was the case!

  5. MikeS

    Hi. I’ll probably be a sleep within the hour. I just wanted to say I love you people. But not all gay-ish like CPRM does.

    1. CPRM

      Homo.

    2. Sir Digby

      An hour?!? Why I oughta…. Nah, you’re cool and we (I) love ya too, ya perv.

    3. Chafed

      So much for rock out with your cock out.

      1. Sir Digby

        You sound a little disappointed.

        🙁

        1. Chafed

          I’m not saying I’d cross swords with MikeS but I will give him two hands worth of devil horns. ??

          1. Sir Digby

            The evil Kellogg’s Raisin Bran

    4. Nephilium

      Fag.

      But not like a gay fag, like a fag.

  6. Chafed

    I’ve got a year ender for you. Wifey turns 50 right after Thanksgiving. She announced she wants to see Hamilton for her birthday. OK. I start to check on tickets. It’s coming to LA this March.

    She means she wants to see it as close to her birthday as possible. Guess where it’s playing then? Broadway. I am flying my wife, child 2,and me to NYC to see the play and child 1 is coming up from college.

    I am reminded of the joke, why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it.

    1. MikeS

      Now who’s the mensch?

      1. Chafed

        You can be my first character witness at trial.

        1. MikeS

          ????

    2. Nephilium

      There are times I’m very thankful the girlfriend has extended family that like garbage. It means I can offer them up instead of needing to go myself. I still believe the best musical ever is South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut, and the best opera is Repo: The Genetic Opera.

      This saves me a small amount of pain.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          +1

      1. Rhywun

        I still believe the best musical ever is South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut

        You’re not wrong.

        I really like the music. (IIRC they used an actual writer of show-tunes.)

        1. Nephilium

          I just started watching the Expanse (I know, I’m behind). I was really amused that there was a Book of Mormon reference in the first episode.

          1. Rhywun

            LOL that’s just the beginning.

          2. Nephilium

            I’m intrigued after two episodes. I realize it’s one that I need to pay attention to when watching (unlike [inserts piles of comedy shows]). I saw that as the Zima reference in B5.

            /holds hand up for Chafed

          3. Rhywun

            Best sci-fi show since BSG.

            I’m still wondering if I’ll ever get to see season 4. I’ll buy it on DVD. I won’t pay Amazon to stream it, though.

          4. Nephilium

            Best sci-fi show since BSG.

            Not a strong selling point, I tapped out of BSG after the second episode. B5 is still the best SF show that I’ve watched, with Fringe a close one as a Science Fantasy show.

          5. Rhywun

            This is why I don’t do tv war.

            *really need to hold my tongue here*

          6. Nephilium

            Rhywun:

            No offense meant. I know that I have strange standards and preferences. Hell I managed to get the girlfriend into B5 and Fringe by requesting the watching of 3 episodes. I said if she maid it through three episodes with no questions and no concerns about the characters I would drop it and never bring it up to her again.

            She completed both series. For those interested in my opinion, Fringe has one of the strongest love stories in modern TV.

          7. Nephilium

            /looks at previous post

            /hangs head due to typos

          8. Rhywun

            Dude:

            /sarc

          9. Chafed

            Sorry to leave you hanging Neph. I’ve been driving for the last hour or so.

          10. Sir Digby

            What, were you headed to NYC now???

            😉

      2. There are times I’m very thankful the girlfriend has extended family that like garbage.

        Have I ever formally introduced myself? I’m trshmnstr, and I like trash.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      she wants to see Hamilton for her birthday

      When you opened your wallet, should have pulled out a twenty, not the MasterCard.

      1. Chafed

        Tell me about. This was more of a hostage taking than a gift.

  7. I think the Sisters of Glib need to have a slumber party and watch Labyrinth whilst in our jammies and playing with a ouija board and braiding each others’ hair.

    The Tylenol PM is kicking in, people.

    1. Tulip

      When? I can travel.

    2. CPRM

      See, it is a lesbian porn site!

    3. MikeS

      Can I record it? I think that would be great for you gals!

    4. Sir Digby

      What’s the term for “frightening, yet intriguing”?

      ‘Cause, that’s a lot of glib grrl power in one place.

      1. CPRM

        Cause, that’s a lot of glib grrl power in one place.

        A sausage party the likes that have never been seen….They’ll have Kielbasa, Hot Dogs, Slim Jims, Summer Sausage…

        1. Sir Digby

          We’re veering awfully close to Porky’s/Revenge of the Nerds territory.

          I’m not saying that’s bad, mind you.

        2. We’re watching Labyrinth. That’s a sausage party by definition.

          1. Chafed

            Sausage = cod.

          2. Jarflax

            Linguica with salt cod.

        3. Gustave Lytton

          Jimmy Dean?

    5. Nephilium

      So you’ll allow those of us who identify as a female for the night, right? Especially if we bring wine/beer?

      /realizes Mojeaux is one of [[[them]]]

      /hides flasks about his person

      1. hides flasks about his person

        Well, if YOU can’t remember what you identify as, why should WE take your word for it?

        1. Sir Digby

          Someone needs to (re)watch Bosom Buddies…

      2. Tulip

        Hmm, as time goes on, I’m becoming more and more sympathetic to the TERFs. Soo, not really ok with me.

        1. Nephilium

          I see how it is.

          /pours another drink

        2. I’ve always sympathized with the TERFs. They are spot on.

    6. Chafed

      I finally read your article earlier tonight. I really did not like that movie but then I missed all the symbolism and the coming of age story. Thanks for making sense of it.

      1. Oh, you’re welcome! Thanks for reading it.

      2. Tulip

        Great discussion!

    7. Gender Traitor

      I’m in.

      Can we live stream it PPV? We could make out like bandits.

      I mean financially make out…like bandits.

      1. If we made out we’re REALLY make out!

      2. Sir Digby

        damn!….

        ::signs up at website::

    8. Gender Traitor

      Oh, yeah – gotta throw in a round of Truth or Dare for the slumber party.

      1. Sir Digby

        Hey, it’s Diggy, here… Why do you want to see a fellow glib go broke?

        1. Gender Traitor

          Maybe we’ll award you a scholarship.

          1. Sir Digby

            I ain’t too proud to beg accept a helping hand.

            Or, give one.

            I’m kidding! Sort of…

  8. Rhywun

    The cashier wanted to see a visa.

    That’s where I call “complete bullshit”.

    1. Chafed

      I’m with you. Unless they show me active membership in the KKK, I’m not buying it.

  9. Chafed

    That Oberlin story is infuriating. It’s after the fact proof the punitive damages were justified. I’ll laugh my ass off if the current president talks the school into another lawsuit.

    1. Sir Digby

      If that happens, I hope the people to initiate it can be there to collect.

      1. Nephilium

        It’s within biking distance from my house. I know UCS stopped at the bakery, I now feel I need to stop there (even though I’m not really a sweet fan).

        1. Chafed

          Just throw a rock at the college president’s window and call it even.

          1. Nephilium

            I’ll have to wait until I get my road bike back to really make it work.

    2. MikeS

      She seems to want to, doesn’t she?

      1. Chafed

        She may be a true believer. Otherwise she is just stupid. Corporate counsel must have told her to steer clear of the topic and to talk as blandly as possible if she had to address it.

        1. MikeS

          She’s gotta be a true believer. Which says a lot. She’s new. She was picked to replace the previous idiot that got them into this bind. That means the “brain trust” is just as much true believers, if not more.

    3. blackjack

      Dude, you misspelled inadequate.

  10. Tulip

    Today, I made pho broth and bread. Tomorrow I plan to make caramelized banana jam and toffee. I love long weekends.

    1. Sir Digby

      Holy crap! That’s some good eatin’ right there.

      /Not a euphemism.

    2. Tulip

      I’m working on a new cake recipe for ‘banoffee’ cake based on the banoffee pie from England. So, banana jam and toffee. I think caramel cake layers, banana jam with toffee between layers and a caramel frosting. Suggestions welcome.

    3. Nephilium

      I need to test recipes before Thanksgiving.

      As it stands, I need to test two twice baked sweet potato recipes. One with chipotle (or smoked ghost pepper depending on flavor) the other with maple streusel. For desserts, I think I get to offload all of that this year (with the exception of pumpkin stout tiramisu).

      1. Tulip

        Ooh, definitely do the chipotles. Sweet potatoes are already sweet, if this is a side dish, please don’t add more sweet.

        1. CPRM

          Sweet potatoes are disgusting /negging works

          1. Nephilium

            So wrong man.

            Sweet potatoes are awesome. And Sweet Potato fries are greater then all.

          2. Rhywun

            I don’t like tv music region food war, but… CPRM is right.

          3. Tulip

            Sweet potato fries. Bleh.

          4. Sir Digby

            My appreciation of my fellow glibs grows daily.

            /blech…

          5. MikeS

            Yeah, Imma hafta pile on here. Gross.

          6. Tulip

            I like sweet potatoes (with cayenne), but sweet potato fries? Just…no. they don’t have the right starch for that.

        2. Nephilium

          The breakdown in guests is half who will avoid anything spicy and will add sugar to everything. The other half understands the beauty of spicy food (and laugh at those who don’t listen to my warnings). Hence I’m tempted to do smoked Ghost Pepper (in a small amount, with some bourbon smoke paprika and salt to help punch up the smoke flavor) for half. The maple streusel half will be there for the kids (not even teens yet) and the geriatrics (over 90).

          There’s a part of me that is tempted to pick up some containers of instant mac and cheese for the kids, just to shut them up. In years past I’ve done bacon mac and cheese, smoked cheddar mac and cheese, carbonara mac and cheese, etc. Last year the younger one asked if I would make “regular mac and cheese”. His mother (my sister) gave him a dead eyed look and asked if uncle Nephilium ever did anything simple or easy.

          1. MikeS

            Haven’t had their M&C, but their lasagna is actually very good.

          2. whahappan

            Can confirm.

          3. Nephilium

            Dead to me. D-E-D.

            Dead!

            I’ve watched a small child cry once for having the opportunity to eat my bacon mac and cheese.

          4. Tulip

            Because you made them?

          5. MikeS

            Not as dead as your link

          6. Nephilium

            No, he had to watch his sodium intake due to a genetic disease. I was able to provide full data to their parents who could then let their child indulge. The same kids loved having a smoked bacon wrapped pork loin as well (for the same reason).

            /forgives any guilt since I set it up this way

          7. Nephilium

            /Bah

            https://www.stouffers.com/en/about-us

            Weren’t you going to bed MikeS?

          8. MikeS

            Well, I just assumed I’d be sleepy by now. Turns out..no. Lucky you!

  11. Derpetologist

    Woman billboard was ‘transphobic’ and ‘dangerous’

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8nViKYmEhU

    [Hank Hill BWAAA]

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGcdYB8vF_c

    1. CPRM

      HATE SPEECH! They should be rounded up like THE JEWS that jew who Islamophobic.

  12. Heroic Mulatto

    She retaliates for the insult given to her son by insulting the hard work performed by ICE agents.

    Oh, fuck off!

    1. Sir Digby

      I know–it’s tedious all around.

  13. Of course the G-spot exists; some women just don’t like it as much as others. Approx. 1.5 to 2 knuckles in, usually between 11 and 1 o’clock ventrally. Noticeably different texture compared to the rest of the vaginal tissue, typically rough and/or spongy. Some women like it off the bat, some only like it if they’re already pretty aroused and some don’t like it at all. It’s associated with the urethral sponge and aside from digital penetration is typically most easily stimulated during rear entry intercourse. Possible evolutionary function is to release endorphins and suppress pain through sexual stimulation (though not perceived as such) during parturition.

    The G-spot debate reminds me of men who supposedly “can’t find” the clitoris. How can you not find it? Go look at an anatomy textbook, it’s not rocket surgery. If you can tie your shoes, you can find and properly stimulate both the clit and the G-spot. Philistines.

    1. Tulip

      See!!!! Do better guys!

    2. Chafed

      But my wife has a penis.

      /I’ll be here all week.

      1. MikeS

        Is it rough and/or spongy?

    3. Sir Digby

      I’m really confused…is this an actual debate around here? I think we’ve just got some really good contrarians and professional shit-disturbers.

      Don’t get me wrong–it’s a subject worth exploring.

    4. I love you so much, Q.

        1. Sir Digby

          I coulda written that…

          ::kicks pebble down the road::

    5. Jarflax

      If you date Sudanese girls you can’t find the clitoris.

    6. Gender Traitor

      typically most easily stimulated during rear entry intercourse

      Woof.

      ::takes another sip of wine::

      1. MikeS

        Puppy love.

      2. Sir Digby

        What you did there, I heard it.

        #HAWT

        1. Nephilium

          No Lords of Acid referenced yet?

    7. straffinrun

      I can’t tell the difference between cervical cancer and a g spot. At least my fingers can’t.

      1. Sir Digby

        Well, it’s a good thing you’re not blind. Of course, in this situation, being able to hear is paramount.

  14. Yusef drives a Kia

    Hello Digby and the Glibs!
    Thanks again to all who answered my gas fund request, Wendy and I will endeavour to perservere
    Kites are cheap and fun!,

    1. Sir Digby

      Yo, Yu…sef!

      Glad to hear it’s getting better. Kites kick all manner of ass.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Part two coming soon, need more material…

    2. Nephilium

      Oi! Yusef. Any chance you can be around Vegas in April?

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        It’s possible, and I play a mean ukelele…,

        1. Nephilium

          As it stands I believe there’s an extra bed in our room for Viva. So, sock/tie protocol would have to be in effect.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Hang in Yusef! Too many Glibs getting hit by life. All of y’all have my thoughts and sympathies.

  15. “Anyone have any “before the end of the year” issues to deal with?”

    I am considering getting a male Brazilian wax. Just for the hell of it.

    1. Tulip

      You do know waxing hurts, right?

      1. Jarflax

        Does the waxing really hurt, or is it the sudden removal that hurts? 🙂

        1. CPRM

          Yeah, I mean if you kept it clean down there, not much work for the wax to do. /negging works

          1. Sir Digby

            not much work for the wax to do

            Yeah–only adhere to the hairs, so that they may be yanked out by the root.

          2. Tulip

            I’m 50. Negging just irritates me. More than waxing, actually.

          3. Negging is pitiful and pathetic.

          4. Sir Digby

            The upside, though, is no ingrown hairs.

            #SilverLining

          5. Tulip

            Actually, (pretentious voice) waxing is more likely to result in ingrown hairs.

          6. Sir Digby

            Sorry, Tulip–I was meaning no ingrown hairs with negging. (more irritation/less irritation)

          7. CPRM

            50? Sorry, I ain’t into old ladies. /negging works (I apologize for keeping this lame ass joke going, but I’m just trying to keep my mind for the night till I pass out)

          8. Tulip

            Sorry for your loss.

          9. CPRM

            Thanks hun.

      2. Maybe that’s the point…

        1. Tulip

          Uhh, it’s not a good pain. But, you do you.

    2. Sir Digby

      I say, go for it, Slick!

  16. blackjack

    I was gonna listen to Iron Maiden or maybe some Judas Priest, but then I remembered this song. Yeah, that’s better.

    1. Tulip

      That’s a good one

    2. Chafed

      I love that song. It’s an underplayed epic.

  17. Jarflax

    Ok, I’m tagging out. Night all

    1. Sir Digby

      ‘Night.

    2. MikeS

      ‘Night, dude.

    3. #metoo

      Night!

    4. Gender Traitor

      ‘Night, neighbor(ish)

  18. Derpetologist

    Dear god….

    How white liberals really view black voters
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JGmKHrWKMQ

    1. CPRM

      Breaking news! From…2016…oh…

  19. Derpetologist

    Gay Pride & Capitalism: What is Pinkwashing?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4LP0z493oY

    [anguished Zoidberg groan]

    1. CPRM

      Are you trapped in 2016? Do you need Doc Brown to save you? Send me a telegram on today’s date if you do.

      1. Derpetologist

        legit LOL

        If I’m trapped in 2016, wouldn’t my telegram be trapped too?

      2. Derpetologist

        OK, this one is from 2019:

        Socialist Feminism │ Means TV
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbQ1in_VI5c

        1. Chafed

          I just lowered my IQ by watching that.

    2. Sir Digby

      What is Pinkwashing

      That’s not something for the Great Glib Girl Get-together….is it?

      1. CPRM

        It’s what women do to their vulva clitoris g-spot girly bits, I know, my uncle has HBO and I saw it once before he turned the channel!

      2. Chafed

        It’s when you put a red shirt in with white socks. Duh.

        1. Sir Digby

          I like my innuendo better…

  20. Tulip

    In watching an old Holiday Baking Championship. One contestant says she’s making a harvest pie that goes back to her Irish roots. It has apple, orange and cranberries. Derp

    1. CPRM

      +1 ‘Authentic’ Italian dinner, with Tomato sauce over Pasta.

      1. Nephilium

        Dig into the appropriation arguments about hot peppers if you want to really hurt your brain.

        1. l0b0t

          Have you seen the Wiki edit wars over any and every article about food from the Levant/Middle East? “Pita is NO Jew food is Muslim food!”

  21. Yusef drives a Kia

    Wendy is scraashedd out in The van, and I’m killing My last Cobra, life is good,
    /Homeless

    1. Sir Digby

      Wait…I’m sorry Yu–I thought you got settled somewhere! What happened??

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Wife got sick, I resigned and went back to California good care, now I’m stuck. The Glibs have taken great care of us both, for which we are grateful, we are ok

        1. Sir Digby

          I had not read that! I’m sorry, Yu… And, glad you’re OK.

          Shit….

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            I get scared at night, we are old and vulnerable, no handgun, and enough valuables to make us a target, not good.
            Right now we are in a yard behind a gate, safe….

          2. Sir Digby

            Dammit. I am glad you are online “here” with us, too. Please do whatever to stay safe.

          3. Yusef drives a Kia

            We can do sleeping on the street, but wife needs the cushy thing, she isn’t in a good way,

          4. Gender Traitor

            Shit, Yu! And being in CA probably makes the prospect of possessing a handgun problematic, no?

          5. Yusef drives a Kia

            I certainly don’t have money for a weapon, wish I did, We are happy with food and gas.,

          6. MikeS

            What’s your employment situation right now, Yusef?

    2. Nephilium

      Yusef,

      You’ve got my e-mail. Let me know if there’s anything I can do to help. I’ve got reward points with hotels all over the place that don’t do shite for me, but may be of use to you.

  22. Derpetologist

    Feminizing Hormone Therapy at Seattle Children’s

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_gdLCXKl5Y

    [head desk]

  23. Gustave Lytton

    So… tried the Four Roses small batch… meh. Reminds me of Bushmills with a bit more rye spice.

    /lousy palate

    1. Nephilium

      It’s a decent mid-price bourbon. The problem is that Bulleit is better and cheaper around here.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        I like Bulleit rye better than Four Roses SB. Not quite as spicy and drinkable as a sipper.

  24. Tulip

    Good night all. The dog is still on daylight savings time. I’m happy to walk her at 5:30, but not 4:30. Definitely taking a nap after greeting the dawn.

    1. Sir Digby

      after greeting the dawn.

      Well…if you must, say hi for me, please.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        I’ll be there,

    2. Gender Traitor

      Nighty night, Tu!

    3. MikeS

      A Tulip by any other name is just as sleepy.

      ‘night!

  25. Gustave Lytton

    Oh shit! I forgot. Sumo basho starts today! Live from Fukuoka!

    1. CPRM

      Fukuoka you too, you piece of shit 8 7!

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Fuque off?

      2. Sir Digby

        Did you go 7’s because odd #??

    2. straffinrun

      Too many Mongolians these days.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        But also Enho, the little sumo that could.

  26. Derpetologist

    Radical Marxism, Radical Feminism, Radical Love – with Mary Poplin at Davidson College
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMnMV-XU1Mg

    herpa derpa wagga flagga gobba gobba hey

    1. Sir Digby

      Derpy–you have a fantastic mind. Be careful with the brain poison!

      1. Derpetologist

        Don’t worry, I can take it.

        https://youtu.be/WeBbcUkKbps?t=425

        1. Sir Digby

          I was expecting Mighty Mouse for some unknown reason.

          1. Derpetologist

            ♫ Here I come to save the day!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JP9Oep_JNM

  27. CPRM

    Well Sir Digby, fuck thank you for being the bestest not a complete assole. And to all the other glibs, you’re the most upstanding racist pieces of shit a guy could ever know. I sleep now.

    1. Sir Digby

      Get rested–I’m gonna work on reducing the amount of assole in my persona even more.

    2. MikeS

      Fuck you Good night, buddy.

      1. Sir Digby

        Mike, while I truly love the turkey-bird, I think you should try using the following for an avatar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY71TAIzX_8

        1. MikeS

          I haven’t decided yet, but this is likely my next avatar.

          1. Sir Digby

            I’ll allow it.

          2. Chafed

            That’s the spirit.

    3. Gender Traitor

      Sleepy, CP? Nighty night.

    4. Akira

      Night, brah.

    5. Gustave Lytton

      Night night.

  28. Gustave Lytton

    Watching In the Shadow of the Moon. Could have been a somewhat interesting concept and plot, but then it gets thrown away for a Profa wet dream.

  29. PieInTheSky

    It is a nice sunday morning and the voting has started. Good morning late night glibs

    1. Gender Traitor

      Mornin’, Pie! Vote early and often!

      1. Sir Digby

        Good Moaning,…er, Morning

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGNVU5ZjlgA

      2. Sir Digby

        I have no idea why that’s a reply to you, GT.

        1. Gender Traitor

          Good Moaning

          Nothing to do with a…brief…comment I made upthread?

          1. Sir Digby

            ::Hangs head in Freudian shame::

    2. Rhywun

      Don’t tell my your vote matters. Mine doesn’t.

      1. Rhywun

        my me

      2. PieInTheSky

        It does not. I am not even sure ill do it

        1. Rhywun

          That’s the spirit.

    3. PieInTheSky

      I found 5 ripe raspberries. At this time of November. Global watming i says. The lovage and parsley in the garden are perfectly green. And most trees still have some leafs

  30. Nephilium

    Alright you lot of bastards, I’ve already seen how terrible my typos were. Time for me to get some sleep (before walking up for beer and wings tomorrow). I leave you Bob to listen to tonight.

    1. Gender Traitor

      Nighty night, Neph!

  31. Gustave Lytton

    Well I picked up Xmas lights at the store today. Think I’m finally going to put some outdoor lights on the roof. Next door neighbor used to do the house, yard, bushes, entry gate. Sadly they move out so no more there I think.

    What happened to incandescents? Zero on the shelf. All LED.

  32. Derpetologist

    re-run

    Former CFO Now Unemployed, on Food Stamps After Viral Video
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LqoLBQ68Uw

    He filmed himself hassling a Chik Fil A worker.

    Moron.

    1. Rhywun

      TL;DW but wow what a punch-face.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      https://www.cbc.ca/radio/outintheopen/reputation-1.4589616/his-first-protest-ever-cost-him-his-career-reputation-and-sense-of-self-1.4596546

      “I ended up getting an interview and flying out to Portland, Oregon and getting the job. And I feel like I’m back. Two weeks into it … I get called into the CFO’s office and they said ‘Adam, you lied to us. You didn’t tell us about this video,’ and I explained I didn’t need to, legally, and they said ‘That’s too bad, you’re fired.’

      And this guy was a top finance guy?? What a maroon.

      Now, Smith lives with his family in Costa Rica and runs a healing centre. He says he doesn’t think he would be the person he is today if he had never posted that video of him protesting at Chick-fil-A.

      “This was such a gift that happened to me; this thrashing, this public shaming, this reputation dissolution that happened was the best thing I needed because I needed that humbleness, I needed to be humbled and nothing was going to humble me like that.”

      1. Tejicano

        Get woke, go broke – and fcuked as well.

        It’s almost like stupid decisions have consequences.

        1. Sir Digby

          Don’t be so mean! He only attempted to shame a young lady working in fast food while recording it, then, uploading that video for everyone with internet access to see…

          It’s not like he’s a Republican!

    1. Chafed

      Perfect.

  33. Gender Traitor

    I fear that I, too, must take my leave lest I screw up my body clock/biorhythms for days.

    I leave you with my cheap, tawdry excuse for always saying “Nighty night.”

    1. Sir Digby

      Alright, then. It’s been….stimulating!

  34. Sir Digby

    For dbl, et al, who had a low opinion of the new Midway trailers–I have no idea if Ed is a reliable reviewer, or not. And, I’m not necessarily convinced, based just off this one review–no accounting for taste, and all.

  35. MikeS

    Gonna bow out. I’ll leave you with this…again.

    1. Sir Digby

      Take care, you magnificent bird.

  36. Sir Digby

    Dang….and then there were none?

    1. Akira

      Not me dude. My cottage pie just came out of the oven, and I’m about to pop in the Goodfellas DVD.

      1. Sir Digby

        What is cottage pie?

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Food of the gods.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Shepherds pie with beef.

          2. Sir Digby

            I thought shepherds pie normally used ground beef….not aware of a special/different name

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Technically shepherds pie is lamb, cottage pie is beef. But shepherds pie is usually used for both colloquially.

          4. Sir Digby

            Ah! Never knew that.

  37. Derpetologist

    Oooh, another college debate champion:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fTYz50MLMM

    University investigating black debate instructor who argued space isn’t real, created by whites
    https://www.thecollegefix.com/university-investigating-black-debate-instructor-who-argued-space-isnt-real-created-by-whites/

    1. Sir Digby

      Oh, this was a hoot. It’s a professor who’s either smarter that a fox, or, stupider than a…fox.

      1. Derpetologist

        Rise and shine, red nose honkers, because it’s…

        CLOWN WORLD DAY!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjvmIFrX1xQ

        1. Chafed

          The “professor” can’t even string a sentence together. What a fool.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      So much for safe spaces.

    3. PieInTheSky

      I think this is a legitimate debate. What if nothing is real and you people are all a dream i am having?

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      There’s no bubble in higher ed

  38. PieInTheSky

    Last!

    1. Sir Digby

      Aww, c’mon…don’t wreck my hopes!

      1. PieInTheSky

        7 hours of sleep are good for health

    1. PieInTheSky

      All of 100 of them ?

      1. Sir Digby

        Too bad we don’t have a democracy

  39. PieInTheSky

    Stupid election day

    1. Sir Digby

      What’s going on?

      1. PieInTheSky

        All sorts of bullshit… i live next to a highschool and voting places in romania are usually organised in schools

        1. PieInTheSky

          Mosr of all you cant buy alcohol on election day and i did not buy a couple of beers in advance as i should

          1. Sir Digby

            Alcohol?!? My God! You might actually drink it, and then what?? Vote with fire water in your bloodstream?

            No, they saved you from you, Pie. You should be eternally grateful.

          2. PieInTheSky

            I hope iohanis just wins it now so we don’t have a second round.

          3. Sir Digby

            That’s the spirit!

          4. PieInTheSky

            I am confused. Did you sleep and wake up or not sleep at all? Or are ther two digbys who take turns sleeping and commenting?

          5. Sir Digby

            It’s always just me…the one and only Sir Digby. I gotta stay up for about another 4-5 hours, so I can actually sleep through the day.

            i slept Friday, and a few hours Saturday morning.

          6. PieInTheSky

            I probably could not do what you do i am a night sleepre

          7. Sir Digby

            Well, it has its drawbacks, but, I’ve been working nights for a great deal of my adult life, and really am a night person.

            Thankfully, I have my “nighttime” glibs, and you all treat me well, so, I’m not complaining.

          8. PieInTheSky

            Just 1.5 hours till the linx

          9. Sir Digby

            I hate that my posts end up becoming a slog…which is another reason to stay up on Saturdays–try to engage/entertain those souls who dare show up at odd hours.

          10. Sir Digby

            Derpy would have to take that on–too ridiculous and a blind spot just begging to be mocked.

  40. PieInTheSky

    25% of allegedly eligble voters voted by 14 00. An additional half a million voted outside Romania