The Old Man and Immigration

Libertarians often believe in what is de facto open borders. But let’s look at the consequences.

Yes, we are a nation of immigrants, but our current situation is different than it was in the past. The country is suffering from immigration indigestion. The existing laws of the United States now exclude certain classes of immigrants who, we can all understand, would be most undesirable additions to our population. These exclusions have been enforced, and the results have been beneficial; but the excluded classes are extremely limited and do not by any means cover all or even any considerable part of the immigrants whose presence here is undesirable or injurious, nor do they have any adequate effect in properly reducing the great body of immigration to this country. There can be no doubt that there is a very significant and heartfelt desire on the part of the American people to restrict further, and much more extensively than has yet been done, immigration to the United States.

I needn’t mention the economic side of the general policy of restricting immigration. In this direction the argument is unanswerable. If we have any regard for the welfare, the wages, or the standard of life of American workers, we absolutely must restrict immigration. There is no danger to American workers from the entry of skilled or trained and educated immigrants with an established occupation or pursuit, for immigrants of this class will never seek to lower the American standard of life and wages. On the contrary, they desire the same standard for themselves. But there is an appalling danger to the American wage earner from the flood of low, unskilled, ignorant, immigrant labor which has poured into the country for some years and which not only takes lower wages, but accepts a standard of life and living so low that Americans cannot compete with it. In essence, the current wave of immigrants is merely cheap competition for American workers, and a heavier drain on the welfare system. It has been well documented that reliance on foreign workers in low-wage, low-skill occupations, such as farm work, creates disincentives for employers to improve pay and working conditions for American workers. When employers fail to recruit domestically or to pay wages that meet industry-wide standards, the resulting dependence — even on professionals — may adversely affect both U.S. workers in that occupation and U.S. companies that adhere to appropriate labor standards.

New arrivals should be limited to our capacity to absorb them into the ranks of good citizenship. America must be kept American. For this purpose, it is necessary to continue a policy of restricted immigration. It would be well to make such immigration of a selective nature with some inspection at the source, and based either on a prior census or upon the record of naturalization. Either method would insure the admission of those with the largest capacity and best intention of becoming citizens.

To sum up, we have been called the melting pot of the world. We have experienced a situation where it looks as though we have allowed influences to enter our borders that are about to melt the pot in place of us being the melting pot. There has come about a general realization of the fact that the immigrants who have been coming to us in recent years are wholly dissimilar to native-born Americans; that they are unfamiliar and perhaps hostile to self-government, something that has taken us many centuries to acquire. America is also beginning also to feel the pain from the internal ‘foreign colonies’- those groups of aliens, either in city slums or in country districts, who speak a foreign language and live a foreign life, and who want neither to learn our English nor to share our common life. Instead, let’s keep what we have, protect and preserve what we have, make what we have the realization of the dream of those who wrote the Constitution.

 

(yes, this is a pastiche of contemporary comments from politicians in the early 20th century with some archaisms updated. They argued that Italians, Slavs, Asians, and Jews were qualitatively different than previous immigrants. Thus did half my family perish in Hitler’s concentration camps.)

Comments

366 responses to “The Old Man and Immigration”

  1. I got about a paragraph and a half in, scrolled up to double check who wrote it, and started again. Setting aside the fact that I know you’re on the opposite side of the issue, my brain was screaming “OMWC isnt that intellectually lazy” the whole time.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Lazy is my middle name.

      1. Tres Cool

        I thought it was ‘Danger’ ?

        1. Old Man With Candy

          My actual middle name is Ira. It is a great source of embarrassment to me.

          1. Spudalicious

            You should have never put that in the public domain, Ira.

          2. Playa Manhattan

            In his defense, knowing that will make it less likely for people to contact him

          3. blackjack

            Yeah, you save up that name for retirement.

          4. Tres Cool

            That seems old skool and based af.
            Mama Tres’s middle name was “Ashe” which is solid.

          5. Playa Manhattan

            Ash Williams?

          6. Tres Cool

            No…”Ashe”

          7. Florida Man

            I heard that Veronica Vaughn is one nice piece of ashe.

          8. Tres Cool

            Moshe Ira Ben-Candy

            Wonderful.

          9. Crusty Juggler

            “Ira, you are the man.”

          10. commodious spittoon

            Gilligan?

    2. Florida Man

      I was reading it thinking at first I never knew he was anti immigration and by the middle I realized the score.

      1. R C Dean

        Same here. Very well done.

  2. Tres Cool

    Hold up…Im actually reading it

    1. Hyperion

      Stop that! I bet you and your tall can swilling Transylvanite buddy also want us to … I mean read the articles?

      1. Tres Cool

        I didnt instruct you to do anything…..eat some Skyline and chill

        1. Hyperion

          No. Gold Star, what even in the fuck is wrong with you? The Romanian has fucked up your mind, you were warned!

          1. Tres Cool

            Yo, it breaks down like thusly-

            Camp Washington > Dixie > Skyline > GoldStar.

            Otherwise, you have a plate in your occipital

          2. Hyperion

            No, my chili = > Goldtar = > SKyline = > Dixie. What even in the fuck is Camp Washington? Is that some commie shit? You ain’t from Dayton, you imposter. It’s you and that vampire dude trying to trick us.

          3. Tres Cool

            Camp Washington is in….Cincinnati. Home to the best chili (for coneys)
            Slopping that mess on anything other that a hot-dog and bun (with mustard and onions) is an abomination.

        2. Read that as “Skyline and chili” , thought you were finally admitting that Skyline ain’t chili.

          1. Jarflax

            Why are you Helenophobic?

          2. AlmightyJB

            I think Skyline everything is terrible.

          3. Heroic Mulatto

            I’ve said it before: the Midwest is where food goes to die.

  3. Playa Manhattan

    WOOSH

  4. Rhywun

    DUSKY PERIL

    Yes, please!

    1. AlmightyJB

      Lol

    2. Tres Cool

      Simmer down, Calamity Jane.

    3. Chafed

      Thread winner.

  5. Spudalicious

    FUCK OFF SLAVER!!!

    Okay, back to the read the article.

  6. Crusty Juggler

    I agree wholeheartedly! Finally someone who gets it. This is why I left that cosmolibtard open-borders loving trash heap TreasonNN.

  7. Hyperion

    The only reason I even want to limit immigration at all, is that the democrats want to use poor uneducated people as voting pawns in their quest to complete power. This is absolutely the truth and no one can seriously deny it. Outside of that, open up the borders, it goes both ways. I’m going to be a Baron in Guadalajara soon, with my own harem of little Mexican burritos with extra toppings and plenty of hot sauce. I mean I have to ask the wife.

    1. Grumbletarian

      Given that America is a vile capitalist nation that viciously preys on the workers in the insatiable quest for profit, and that we continue to suffer under a system of institutional racism that has never ever been more pervasive throughout society, AND that we have so many mass shootings per year that we’re basically a country of 320 million people constantly shooting at each oth– hang on.

      BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

      As I was saying, we’re essentially shooting at each other constantly, it’s clear that the United States is not a safe country for immigrants, so I propose we send all incoming migrants to safe, sane, liberal, gun free Canada. I can’t imagine Democrats would have a problem with that.

    2. AlmightyJB

      I certainly understand the arguments of folks not wanting a mass migration of the same folks who bring guys like this into power. I don’t think it’s a legitimate concern but I still understand it.

      https://hotair.com/archives/john-s-2/2019/08/14/ny-times-venezuela-torturing-military-officers-retain-power/

  8. kbolino

    Is it really a pastiche if it can be taken seriously so easily?

  9. AlmightyJB

    I’m really tired of everyone talking about the “economic” factor when it comes to immigration. Clearly the focus should be on the “hotness” factor. All (single) hotties welcome.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      They’re not sending their best

      1. AlmightyJB

        I don’t think asking for 7″s or better is an unreasonable request.

        1. Hyperion

          You, my man, are a man after my own way.

        2. Rhywun

          7″s or better

          Size queen.

          1. Sean

            ???

          2. Now waitaminute; I’ve been told by numerous spelling-error-laden emails that the average is at least 8″ and potential sexual partners will be turned off by anything less.

          3. AlmightyJB

            Yes 8″ diamatar. Dat’s korrecked.

          4. AlmightyJB

            Lol.

    2. Hyperion

      YES! This guy gets it! The new immigration system form. Female? No? Get the fuck out. Muffin top? Yes? Get the fuck out. Send pictures for further determination.

      1. Swipe right for a visa, swipe left for a 14 night stay at the nearest ICE facility.

        1. Hyperion

          Hoosegow or Clink?

          1. Spudalicious

            The Big House.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Agreed and let’s prioritize Russia and Ukraine.

      1. slumbrew

        Mexico, too.

        Two words: Salma Hayek

        1. Playa Manhattan

          She’s half Arab.

  10. Spudalicious

    Yeah. I pretty much agree with that.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      You are the best argument for why we should have kept out the Irish

      1. Hyperion

        But what about the Sottish? That Carnegie really fucked up shit.

      2. Spudalicious

        Been here since the 1730s, Shitlord.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          “Ten generations of imbeciles is enough.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes

          1. Jarflax

            As someone who is a Scot on my mother’s side and ))) on my father’s, I wish to join in this argument to state that you each represent the worst America has to offer!

          2. Old Man With Candy

            People who have spent time with Spud and me generally say that, yes.

          3. Spudalicious

            *sniff*

            That brought a tear to my eye.

        2. Like, you personally?

          1. Spudalicious

            I can neither confirm. nor deny.

        3. Florida Man

          STFU, Johnny come lately!

        4. MikeS

          Ahh, excellent. We will add you to the “will pay” column in the reparations ledger.

        5. Hyperion

          Can we haves your secret for longevity, Spuds? I mean I’m just your typical guy who wants to poke pussy well into my 300s.

          1. Spudalicious

            Lot’s of red meat and alcohol. Trust me, it will work for you too.

          2. Tres Cool

            +1 The Ranch

  11. Sean

    *sigh*

    All I know is in getting pretty tired of “no english” phone calls with customers.

    FWIW, I am the first born of a legit, legal, fully assimilated, & successful immigrant who also served his new country.

  12. Crusty Juggler

    But there is an appalling danger to the American wage earner from the flood of low, unskilled, ignorant, immigrant labor which has poured into the country for some years and which not only takes lower wages, but accepts a standard of life and living so low that Americans cannot compete with it. In essence, the current wave of immigrants is merely cheap competition for American workers, and a heavier drain on the welfare system.

    This is why our survival depends on defeating the Globalists and taking back our country.

    1. Hyperion

      “This is why our survival depends on defeating the Globalists and taking back our country.”

      So, you want to put poor brown children in cages like you master, orangebadman, instructed you? Yeah, I get it, Putin Pawn.

      1. Crusty Juggler

        They broke the law so they go to jail, which is what happens when you break the law.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Every caller about every issue on our local talk radio call in show.

          1. Crusty Juggler

            I assume you live in REAL AMERICA and not a leftie scum city.

          2. Hyperion

            I love the local Balmer City talk show on my commute from work, on the JFX.

            ‘Capitalism has failed.’ Yeah, genius boy, tell us what you are replacing that with? No need, it’s Baltimore, that’s a built in defense system for stupid.

  13. I’m ok with the whole “no public charges” thing. Other than that, I’m pretty easy.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      That whole thing is a tempest in a teapot. Anyone who has had to file an I-134 knows that the “public charge” rule was in effect well, well, well before Trump.

      1. Yes. I think it’s from the late 19th century (though I could be wrong).

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          Trump expanded the list of entitlement programs covered under the I-134, which is a great thing – but it was for the shittiest of reasons: to appease a base of native-born parasites who want to squeeze as much blood from the stone of state before the deficit catches up with all of us. These parasites believe that by limiting the population, they can suck at the teat just that much longer before it goes dry.

          I mean you have fucking Tucker Carlson, in the middle of praising Liz Warren’s economic platform planks, sneering at libertarians over being concerned about “entitlement spending”.

          The Tea Party should have been strangled in its crib.

          1. Sean

            ?????

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            I earned my red wings too.

          3. Chipwooder

            Eyyyyeeeeeewwwww

          4. Unpossible. Native-born patriots don’t use welfare.

            Fake news.

          5. leon

            I mean Tucker Carlson practically jizzed over his desk about Warren’s economic nationalism facisim.

          6. westernsloper

            I never watch Tucker so damn you for making me click that link.

            As to the Tea Party movement, I am not sure they should have been strangled, but god damn they need to be reminded what fucking hypocrites they are. Look at who made it to congress then. Losers and anti liberty almost all. Looking at you little Marco.

          7. Heroic Mulatto

            The TP started as a principled liberty-leaning protest movement against the growth of the Federal government. Unfortunately, it was taken over by clowns and frauds with comic alacrity. The minute you had an audience of portly, middle-aged men cosplaying as Minutemen cheering in front of Sara Palin’s podium, I was outta there.

          8. westernsloper

            *hides musket, takes off pointy triangle hat and blue waist coat with bitchen white lapels w/bronze buttons

          9. Francisco d’Anconia

            Yep, it was Palin. Genius move, on her part, actually. I blame the TP itself, for not defining their positions. It started off well, and then they quickly became useful idiots.

          10. Count Potato

            If I remember the Tea Party started under Bush, who was spending money like a drunken sailor.

          11. Spudalicious

            Yep. And because the Tea Party Rs were a minority, they were instantly marginalized.

      2. Not an Economist

        Well a lot of things that were okay before are now signs of great evil now that Trump is in charge.

  14. DenverJ

    While the arguments were a bit over the top, there is some truth to the labor arguments. I guess the key is the word “unskilled”, as in, if you have no skills, why should you demand a higher wage? But I’m not convinced that cheap labor hasn’t lowered wages. A guy from Tijuana who learns how to hang drywall is still going to be willing to work for less than a natural born citizen will.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Hanging drywall for slave wages is exactly what my immigrant grandfather did to feed his family.

      1. DenverJ

        Did they have drywall back then? I thought it was all plaster… which takes even more skill. I’m still trying to think through your whole argument.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          Wiki tells me late 19th century-early 20th for the adoption of drywall.

          1. DenverJ

            Huh. You’d think that I would know something like that.

        2. Old Man With Candy

          Yes, drywall, plaster, wallpaper, painting, whatever would keep a roof over their heads. The Yiddish word is “paintner,” to distinguish it from artistic painting.

          1. DenverJ

            Oh that’s great. When I was young and working as a “paintner”, I’d be at a bar and people would ask what I did for a living. I’d say “I’m a painter”, and many times I’d get “oh really? Portraits? Landscapes?”
            I love it.

        3. Spudalicious

          Are you kidding? They had barely developed stacked stone.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            But Jews are from the desert. OMWC’s grandfather Ugg built a wall. It was dry. Thus, drywall.

          2. Spudalicious

            Fair point.

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      But I’m not convinced that cheap labor hasn’t lowered wages.

      And if you’re an employer, how is that a bad thing?

      1. DenverJ

        It’s not, except that it impacts government services, the public domain, and the general welfare of the lower and lower middle classes. Employers are getting in effect subsidized to pay lower wages.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          Employers are getting in effect subsidized to pay lower wages.

          Get the government out of immigration. It should neither subsidize or restrict migration. While we’re at it, get the government out of services too.

          As far as the general welfare of the lower and lower middle classes, I agree with William Graham Sumner, they can lick both of our nutsacks.

          1. Crusty Juggler

            Get the government out of immigration.

            So gang members and terrorists can infiltrate our country?

            Tell that to Katie Steinle, you coward.

          2. Crusty Juggler

            Typical lib turning to “humor” when confronted with the tough questions.

            My property rights and the safety of my family outweigh your quaint little theories that FAILED every time they have been tried.

            Walls work in Ireland and Israel, and they will work here.

            Katie Steinle’s blood is on your hands.

          3. Heroic Mulatto

            Katie Steinle’s blood is on your hands.

            Listen, man. I said I got my red wings, I didn’t say how.

          4. DenverJ

            CJ forgot China, the Greatest Wall Ever.

          5. Ozymandias

            I kept out the Mongols! (Who consequently went west and pillaged all the way into Europe).

          6. Ozymandias

            “It” – the Great Wall – I didn’t keep the Mongols out of China.

          7. DenverJ

            By “subsidize” I meant things like food stamps to lower wage workers, free preschool, english as a second language coarses taking resources, that kind of thing. In Libertopia, that’s obviuosly not a problem, but we don’t live in Libertopia, and I’d prefer that the tax money, that I am forced to pay, be used to benifit my fellow citizens first.
            I’d rather it go to the few things the government is supposed to do, instead of growing to Leviathan, but, encouraging mass migration of unskilled labor will only serve to continue the growth of government.

          8. blackjack

            Good luck with that.

          9. Heroic Mulatto

            english as a second language coarses taking resources

            Taking resources from whom for what? Something like 90 percent of ELL students are native-born, so they ARE your fellow citizens. All students should be trained to be bilingual to begin with, but it’s odd that learning English is seen as ancillary to the mission of a school. And at least ESL students are educable. Tons of money are spent for native-born special needs students who are severely mentally handicapped and will never be employed. Yet, we rarely hear nativists mention the effects of the Free and Appropriate Education (FAPE) legal doctrine when it comes to them.

            I agree that government entitlements should end, but if, like me, you view restrictions by threat of use of force on the free movement of peaceable people as unjust, then I do not agree that we should advocate perpetuating injustice in the name of preventing the already cancerous growth of government.

          10. DenverJ

            Something like 90 percent of ELL students are native-born, so they ARE your fellow citizens.

            Well sure, since the US has decided on birthright citizenship, which I agree with, since I don’t want enclaves of permanent second-class citizens. But, you evade, or miss, the point that these children are here, requiring these resources, because their non-citizen parents comprise at least 4% of the population, and possibly upwards of 8%. Those are not small numbers.

          11. Heroic Mulatto

            the point that these children are here, requiring these resources, because their non-citizen parents comprise at least 4% of the population

            And considering that their parents contribute to the local economy and pay sales taxes, etc., they pay for those resources. Again, I think we agree that if we privatize schools, this problem goes away.

          12. DenverJ

            “Again, I think we agree that if we privatize schools, this problem goes away.”
            Sure, but again, that’s the libertopia that we don’t live in. As policy, should one vote purely on principles? Or should one also take into account the real world results of those policies suggested by one’s principles?

          13. Heroic Mulatto

            As policy, should one vote purely on principles? Or should one also take into account the real world results of those policies suggested by one’s principles?

            Again, in this case, the question is “do two wrongs make a right”? I don’t think so. I cannot support the threat of force against peaceable people, regardless of the consequences.

        2. DenverJ

          Not public domain, I meant the Commons. Jesus, I’m not even drunk

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            If you’ve never read The Forgotten Man I highly recommend it.

            I’ve been meaning to write an article about Sumner, who is both a founding father of American Sociology and libertarianism. Yes, at one time, sociology was all about proving how society can get along just fine without intervention from the state.

          2. leon

            Pfft if you don’t any roads…

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            That one is in my stack of “to read once I finish this one more Netflix series about sparkly vampires”

      2. Florida Man

        Its the second and third order effects that are hard to conceptualize. On the one hand cheap farmer labor reduces the number of low skill jobs for citizens, but at the same time provides cheaper food for all citizens. Back to drywall, if I can get my drywall hung for a lower price, that means I can spend my savings on something useful, like meth

        1. AlmightyJB

          Yeap, it all comes back to the basics.

          http://bastiat.org/en/twisatwins.html

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          I wasn’t a part of the Yang Gang until I realized I’d get 1,000 bucks a month to spend on guns.

          1. leon

            Can’t red flag this fast enough….

            People with flags should not get their Ubi.

        3. DenverJ

          Look, if you all keep making reasoned arguments, I will have to change my mind. That would hurt.
          Seriously, I’m still trying to catch up. I will say that you people present the opposing side better than others I have heard.

          1. Nephilium

            Look towards the IT world. There’s been constant complaints about both H1-B and offshoring. While there are problems with the H1-B system (if I was willing to research it, there could probably be an article there), there’s still plenty of IT work in the US

          2. westernsloper

            Ya, I hate these assholes for that. They have changed my mind a few times.

        4. DenverJ

          Ok. So I get creative destruction, most efficient uses of resources, etc., and agree. The Luddites weren’t wrong: the industrial revolution destroyed millions ( ?) of jobs. However, over generations, everybody became better off.
          Disruption happens, and right now we are in a productivity revolution that makes the industrial one look like a hiccup (and one that may not even end). My question would be: how does importing more low skilled workers into an environment actively replacing those workers with automation do anything but cause further disruption? At least the Luddites didn’t also have to deal with a massive influx of cheap labor.

          1. Psycho Effer

            Until a robot can put up drywall, clean my house, and mow my lawn faster and cheaper than immigrants do, I’m going to keep paying the immigrants. That day may come, but it’s not going to come as soon as a lot of people think.

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            how does importing more low skilled workers into an environment actively replacing those workers with automation do anything but cause further disruption?

            Using language like “importing” takes away the agency of the people we’re talking about. Since the end of the slave trade, no one is stacking immigrants like cargo and shipping them over here. Immigrants are not in a game of Sim City, they respond to economic incentives and disincentives, quasi-rationally, just like the rest of us. They choose to come here because they believe they will have economic opportunity (or safety), if automation reduces that opportunity, then they won’t attempt to come. In fact, if one is concerned about illegal immigration, the best thing they could do is support automation. But instead, we have fucking pieces of shit freaking out about automation and killing innocent people.

          3. DenverJ

            Ok. Then I’ll use “allows in”. Which instantly makes the argument different. I still think I disagree, but let me mull it over a bit.

          4. Heroic Mulatto

            Which instantly makes the argument different.

            I agree. If the government were really loading up planes full of people, say from the Mid-East, and shipping them over here en masse, I’d be the first to say “bull-fucking-shit!” But if someone can arrive on their own accord, it is a different story.

          5. westernsloper

            They do “import” low wage low skill farm workers to my small valley of the world every season. There are labor contractors who find and contract with laborers who come here to work the fields. Then supposedly they go back and I imagine many do. What they can make here in a season of corn picking is good coin back home. Back in the day it was high school kids that did that work, now that is beneath them. It doesn’t pay enough. I can only imagine some of those kids will later be telling us we need to pay off their college debt.

          6. Heroic Mulatto

            The point is that there is a contract. The laborers wouldn’t contract with the agency if they didn’t feel that it was advantageous. Again, they are making a choice. H2A visas are non-immigrant visas anyway, so it’s like international exchange students. Yes, they’re here but they’re not “immigrants”.

      3. I knew a guy who owned a huge construction company, did mostly government jobs, built a lot of roads. He was strongly against cheap labor. Took me a while to figure it out, but since he could only profit X% or he’d lose bids the two ways he could make more money were 1. take on more jobs 2. make sure the cost of the job was higher. 1 meant more work for him, 2 meant same work for money.

      4. leon

        Or a consumer…

    3. AlmightyJB

      All economic progress brings forth disruptions. Whether we’re talking immigration, automation, globalization, whatever. So yeah, some people may have to find something else to do. But overall it leads to more prosperity and more opportunities for everyone. Maybe that displaced drywaller now starts his own business and subcontracts out the labor to the new work force.

      1. DenverJ

        Sure, and it’s something I have done a little, and almost went whole hog on instead of accepting this job. But how many average wage slaves are going to go out and start a company? Or even retrain? How many even can? The whole argument is really one that I struggle with. My Libertarian Urges vs. What my common sense suggests, as well as personal experience as a gaurdian of children a decade ago in the Denver School system.

        1. AlmightyJB

          I just don’t think you can go into any low skill job and expect to have job security forever. If you don’t want to be at the mercy of external forces, you have to constantly work on developing skills. Hell, I’m hoping to retire in six years and I still work on upgrading my skills constantly.

          1. leon

            This. I get the same vibe when people complain about living wages. You shouldn’t expect a lower middle class lifestyle being the bottom tier fry cook at McDonald’s.

  15. Ass Wednesday will definitely unleash the flow of your immigrants.

    http://archive.li/rsWx3

    1. Chafed

      36 and good night

    1. blackjack

      That place is right down the street from my house. I used to go there a few years back, but now I like the “Park” in Burbank instead.

      1. blackjack

        “A few years” like 20, lol!

  16. Heroic Mulatto

    SHUT THE FUCK UP, ICETARD!

    1. Ok so heres what happened. This leftTARD dem-o-LIB feminazi is on stage talking about how she has too many ovaries or whatever. Then, ben shapiro comes out, fukin jacked as fuck, wearing a sleeveless suit, and straight up punches her right in the FACE. And she fukin DIES right there.
      Then he walks off stage. Having fully triggered ALL the libs.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        FACTS and LOGIC!

      2. AlmightyJB

        I jack off to that GIF.

  17. Tres Cool

    Earlier today, I saw someone post a link to “a goldfish has a long attention span than a human”. THIS was their citation.
    Turns out, it comes from the Statistic Brain Research Institute

  18. Crusty Juggler

    OT: Jeffrey Epstein’s Bodyguard on His Former Boss’s Lifestyle, Cruelty, Suicide

    I get that. But you and I have a history at this point. One thing you told me, for instance — okay, one thing you told me is he got a heads up when the authorities were going to come to his house the night before.

    Listen, what you say is between you and me —

    You told me he would get phone calls the night before and eight o’clock the police are going to come. He would get a heads up from local police.

    [Silence.]

    You told me that, Igor. Want me to read the quote?

    Well, you can read whatever you want right now. Don’t just — you can put yourself in big trouble.

    You said: “He always do something wrong. There was some nights in question. There was at home arrest and police, before they come to the house, they call him and tell him they coming in at eight o’clock in the morning. It’s all corruption you know. It’s all bullshit.”

    Listen, don’t put yourself in trouble. Seriously.

    We talked about this.

    I understand we got this.

    I’m telling you to give you a chance to remember because we talked about this stuff. I know it’s hard. I don’t know what you mean about “put myself in trouble.”

    Let that go. Seriously. Let that go.

    Why is it so important? Are you worried about the local cops?

    Listen, you’re really smart and I’m not going to offer that over the phone right now, okay? You’re really smart. You have no idea. Please!

    What do you mean by that?

    I can’t explain you. I can’t explain you over the phone any of this.

    You said that last time. And we didn’t talk for years. You can tell the world who this guy was. You were with him for a long time. You know what I mean?

    [Silence.]

    I totally understand that you think he could have had help committing suicide.

    First of all, I have to go right now. I have another client.

    Still training people?

    Yes. But just be careful. I’m not kidding.

    What’s your email so I can send you —

    Don’t do any kind of that stuff. Just don’t play it. Seriously.

    Can you tell me why?

    I can’t. I can’t.

    May I ask you one more question?

    Go ahead.

    Have you been talking to anyone in the government, the FBI? Have they come to you?

    [Long pause] Um. Great talking to you. Seriously. We talk later.

    Really?

    Bye.

    All right.

    Bye.

    My God.

    1. leon

      Foolish reporter doesn’t understand about the fat fuck blue mafia

    2. You’re just a paranoid, Alex Jones wannabe. How does it feel Epstein truthtard?

      1. leon

        I believe Epstein killed himself but that’s because he was actually innocent. It was Trump who did all the crimes in an Epstein mask like in faceoff. Anyway Epstein knew that by killing himself it would trigger an investigation into his death and show Trump is the criminal we know he is. We got him this time.

        1. DenverJ

          *Standing Ovation*

    3. …aaaaaand the comments are pretty much all about how this is a Russian agent connected to Trump, the GOP and the NRA.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It isn’t?

      2. Spudalicious

        She was tied to the DNC first.

  19. Not an Economist

    OT: I wonder who’s rhetoric is going to be blamed for these events?

    1. Crusty Juggler

      Ban rhetoric!

  20. Not an Economist

    OT: This would be hilarious if true.

  21. westernsloper

    That so thoroughly covers immigration talking points in a mere four paragraphs that I am genuinely impressed! I go back on forth on these issues since I am a recovering blue collared working conservative…(hissssss boooooo) who later learned he was most likely a libertarian when he actually knew what that was. I also agree with Friedman. End the welfare state, open the borders.

    I have been thinking about this the past few days with the current crop of D’s slothing and lying their way to the party nomination. It occurred to me that the vast majority of non giant named business I frequent are all recent immigrant owned. A couple are two generation owned and have set their families up with several businesses and have acheived generational success for many to come. Some are first generation and they work very hard to put out great product that is desired and they are successful. Then I see Bernie Bros putting videos on twitter how they have to much college debt and they want you and I to pay it off. I will take the hard working immigrant over that fuck chop with a worthless degree any day. I am unconvinced that recent immigrants want handouts of wealth redistribution at the same time I don’t think one should be available to anyone especially fuck chop Bernie Bros.

    1. DenverJ

      Oh no. Western, these people have brainwashed you. If only you had never read these cursed posts…

  22. Sean

    My gf works down in the “barrio”. She tells me she has MS13 literally next door.

    If you get her going on illegal immigration, it’s a a sight to be seen.

    My dad riles her up, on occasion, for his own personal amusement. She does get some good rants going…

    1. leon

      MS13 is more of a factor of the Drug war than immigration

      1. Sean

        It all ties together, apparently. She sees the daily ins and outs of it all.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          Which is why I laughed when some were advocating we should open the gates of asylum for Hong Kong. You’re ready to build a wall over fears of MS13 but you’ll buy plane tickets for the fucking Triads?

          1. leon

            It’s the Asian white supremacy kicking in.

            FWIW I have no problem with letting refugees in from HK and ending the Drug war.

          2. Jarflax

            Hong Kong is full of people in favor of economic liberty and freshly educated on the dangers of Government. We could do worse. Not every person who wants to limit immigration is scared of brown criminals. Some of us are far more scared of community organizers, NGO volunteers, and all the other advocates of socialist positions.

          3. Heroic Mulatto

            I’m not advocating that we shouldn’t allow HKers to come over. Particularly Karen Mok. She goes to the front of the line. But I was just commenting on the fact that people were losing their shit about how we can’t distinguish the “good” hombres from the “bad”. Well, let me tell you something, the Triads are some of the baddest hombres out there.

          4. Jarflax

            I have a strong suspicion that in a truly free society organized crime would rapidly dwindle. With no prohibition laws and no excise taxes you won’t have a black market. With no vice laws your pimps and panderers have to compete in an open market. And the fall back position of ‘protection’ is likely to morph into the An Cap dream of private law enforcement. I say we let the Triads in, legalize every voluntary activity, and give it a try.

          5. Chipwooder

            They generally only prey on fellow Chinese though, right? My milky white ass is in the clear then.

          6. blackjack

            So, a political litmus test? How about we make our system appealing enough that there’s no justification for changing it? How about we live up to the limitations our founding documents place on government? Then, it wouldn’t really matter how anyone votes. You should not be able to vote away anyone’s rights, no matter where you’re from.

          7. Jarflax

            How about we make our system appealing enough that there’s no justification for changing it? How about we live up to the limitations our founding documents place on government? Then, it wouldn’t really matter how anyone votes.

            How? If the population does not value the limitations enough to rebel when they are broken, they will be broken. You cannot craft rules that keep the players from breaking the rules without some enforcement mechanism, and any enforcement mechanism that is part of the Government simply becomes another group of players that have incentives to break the rules. You cannot keep limited Government without a populace that loves liberty enough to die for it.

          8. Heroic Mulatto

            It’s worth noting that the Triads started as a liberation movement against the Manchus, and with the fall of the Qing Dynasty, became a criminal organization.

            It would be like if Washington, Jefferson, etc. decided to start the Patriot Mafia after the Battle of Yorktown instead of actually fighting the moonshiners during the Whiskey Rebellion.

          9. Jarflax

            The Mafia arose as an alternative Government when the corruption and despotism of the Sicilian and Neopolitan Monarchs grew too bad.

          10. Heroic Mulatto

            What if government was just a gang that we belonged to?

          11. Jarflax

            What if government was just a gang that we belonged to?

            It pretty much is. The only difference I see if we admit it is that we’d likely have competition.

          12. Jarflax

            … Did I just cross from Minarchist to An Cap? Holy crap, I think I did.

          13. Heroic Mulatto

            Mazel tov!

          14. DenverJ

            Thread is too long to properly reply, but Jarflax gets it.

          15. blackjack

            Yeah, I guess so. I have always been one to go down with the ship rather than succumb to the temptation to be pragmatic. Prolly be my downfall..

          16. DenverJ

            Blackjack always gets it

          17. DenverJ

            *best announcer-with-danger voice* In this corner is Ruthless! Ancient! Masters of Death……… the Triads!!!!! And in the opposite corner… the imposing newcomer, Master of Disaster! The Original Sin! Ladies and Gentlemen: MS13 !!!!!!!!

          18. Count Potato

            *bets 30 Quatloos on the Triads*

    2. Not an Economist

      I used to have fun and rile up a co-worker on gun control (he was against it). All I had was mention I was in favor of gun control (for the record when I talk about gun control I mean hitting the target when you shoot — and he new this) and he would mutter angrily for at least a half hour.

      1. DenverJ

        RIFLE up a co-worker

  23. Scruffy Nerfherder

    While I am sympathetic to controls on immigration because of the welfare problem (yes, yes, I know), the actual problem lies with our native population.

    We are well on our way to full blown collectivism of some stripe that will be particularly American. Some dumbed down red-blooded version of Marxism that can only sound attractive to retards, college students, and opioid addicts.

    Our culture of individualism is under attack from both sides, but particularly the left. There is a significant portion of the populace that would negate the vast majority of the rights to be left alone in favor of the right to other people’s shit.

    I understand the resistance to immigration as a reluctance to further enable this political destruction of our defining principles, but the reality is that even if we stopped immigration altogether, we would still continue our march towards socialist hell. We have plenty of native born young Communists just salivating at the chance to do “good”.

    I think that if we truly want to slow down or stop this process, we need to pop the education bubble. Even then, it’s probably too late.

    1. leon

      “retards, college students, and opioid addicts”

      But you repeat yourself.

    2. DenverJ

      It’s not just educarion. The Long March through the institutions is almost complete. News, entertainment, even science, has been overrun by collectivism and egalitarianism. The Republic is dead, all hail the Empire.

      1. Count Potato

        You can learn a lot from dead animals.

        1. DenverJ

          Yes, well. I’m typing on my phone.

  24. Psycho Effer

    Chipwooder seeks to emulate ZARDOZ, but he gives the gift of the CRT instead of the gun.

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/08/13/50-tvs-mysteriously-delivered-richmond-virginia-area-neighborhood/2004769001/

    1. Sean

      That’s a shitty gift. At least leave a Mosin.

    2. Chipwooder

      Ha! Nuckols and Shady Grove, not far from me but much wealthier than my neighborhood. My kids go to camp right near there at the Shady Grove Y.

    1. Tres Cool

      +1 ManBearPig

    2. Old Man With Candy

      So what? The hot Italian sausage is superb.

      /that’s what SHE said

      1. Spudalicious

        You are actively adding to Al Gore’s bank account. I suggest seppuku.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Give credit where credit is due, that fat fuck can smell rich guilt from hundreds of miles away.

      1. Rhywun

        And fly there from his mansion on a private jet lickety-split.

      2. BakedPenguin

        Also, he’s super-serial.

  25. Jarflax

    I am not convinced that it is a direct causal link, but things in the Country have gone down hill for Constitutional limited Government since the Immigration waves of the mid and late 19th century. The Germans, Irish, and Italian immigrants did bring changes with them, as have all migrations, and changes are not not usually unalloyed good or bad.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      De Tocqueville called our demise 200 years ago. Immigration just accelerates it.

    2. kinnath

      The answer is suffrage.

      With all due respect to the libertarian women who frequent the site, a large percentage of women vote to have government replace husbands.

      1. Count Potato

        I don’t think you’re going to win hearts and minds with that one.

      2. straffinrun

        Women’s suffrage is only half of the problem.

        1. Jarflax

          What you did there was seen.

          1. straffinrun

            It obvious spics should have the vote either.

          2. Spudalicious

            Straff is druunk, Straff is druunk.

          3. straffinrun

            I thought this was a “what I don’t really think” thread. My mistake. Thanks for your input.

          4. Spudalicious

            Positive reinforcement is what I’m all about.

            I could also be missing the entire point of this thread. Both are possible.

          5. straffinrun

            It don’t know how to play on the OWNING THE LIBTARDS! threads.

      3. hayeksplosives

        It’s not lost on me that in almost every election, it women didn’t vote, my preferred candidate would have won.

        1. The question is what do we even do with that besides shake our heads and cluck our tongues? The subdemographics are even more interesting because single women are the single most influential and consistent progressive voting bloc, but married women are moderately conservative. If we want to increase liberty, we need to start pairing off the blue hair cat ladies

          1. Count Potato

            Inject the cats with my Mongolian berserker serum.

  26. Aloysious

    That’s it. I’m pissed. By that, I mean drunk.

  27. commodious spittoon

    Yes, and if only we’d kept out those dirty goombah Fredos, we wouldn’t have to suffer the Cuomos.

    1. Count Potato

      Well, I think we all can agree Olive Garden is worse than Hitler.

      1. hayeksplosives

        What does Olive Garden have to do with Italy?

        1. Count Potato

          Nothing.

  28. Count Potato

    Arguing about U.S. immigration law is inherently retarded because it’s never been enforced. I don’t mean that efforts in good faith have failed. It’s not like drugs are illegal, but there are still drugs because it’s an exercise in futility. It’s because immigration law is so complicated and politicized the government has no interest in following it. It goes from we need more dishwashers, to we’re mad at Castro this week, to that kid in the closet didn’t look so good on TV, to fuck you that’s why, to please fuck my wife in the ass. It’s like the DEA finding someone with a suitcase of cocaine, and letting them go because they were after heroin, then shooting someone on sight because they have a packet of sugar, and it all being standard policy, but only because it’s Tuesday.

    Just look at the current situation. Since Trump has been President, so far the number of deportees is less than 10% than when Jesus Obama was President, albeit that was for eight years. Except orange isn’t the new black, so he’s literally Hitler, but FDR and JFK should have their own oricha candles? The whole thing is fucked nine ways from Sunday.

    1. Spudalicious

      I think it’s important to note that the current asinine situation started with Ted Kennedy in the ‘60s. Prior to that, it was fairly reasonable.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Prior to that, it was fairly reasonable.

        What do you have against interracial marriage?

        1. Spudalicious

          Yeah, that was the entire immigration system. And that was more of a domestic issue, than an immigration issue. Proggies gonna prog.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            Don’t forget Opium dens fueling this “White slavery”.

          2. Florida Man

            White bitches love ethnics & drugs. It is known.

          3. Spudalicious

            I’ve seen many documentaries that support this opinion.

          4. “documentaries”

            I assume on PornHub.

    2. “please fuck my wife in the ass”

      The African slave trade ended a long time ago.

    3. DenverJ

      … I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  29. Count Potato

    “Max Boot’s Dishonesty

    He intentionally misconstrues what others write and then lies about it, knowing that no one will bother to uncover his distortion.

    Before yesterday, my primary criticism of the Washington Post’s Max Boot was political in nature. As I wrote in a recent book review, I found it regrettable that Boot’s opposition to the president had not prevented him from “succumbing reactively to Trump’s cult of personality, or from making Trump the origin of every graph onto which he plots himself.” As of yesterday, my primary criticism of the Washington Post’s Max Boot is that he is a narcissistic, dishonest, calculating, manipulative writer who is prone to engaging in precisely the sort of willfully dishonorable conduct that he claims to disdain in others.

    Having purposively libeled one of our Buckley Fellows after he had the temerity to argue that one does not fight racism by making lazy racial generalizations, Boot has now moved on to libeling Dan McLaughlin, one of the most thoughtful writers in America, and to making peculiar charges about National Review as a whole. As Oscar Wilde might have said: To lie about one writer may be regarded as a misfortune; to lie about two looks like carelessness….

    Those who wonder why so few writers are willing to pen long, thoughtful, descriptive pieces that grapple seriously with the opposing arguments and incorporate honest appraisals of what voters actually want need look no further than this incident for their answer, which is: because bankrupt toadies such as Max Boot use their work as launching pads for calumny. In a sensible world, the editors of the Washington Post would have looked at what Boot has tried to do over the last couple of days, and tattooed “hack” on his forehead. But we are not operating in a sensible world.”

    https://www.nationalreview.com/2019/08/max-boots-dishonesty/

    1. Count Potato

      “Now @maxboot is portraying this analysis by @baseballcrank as some sort of white nationalist screed—how completely dishonest and thoroughly pathetic

      Why We Panic about Immigration”

      https://twitter.com/RichLowry/status/1161454357189206017

      Say what you want about Rich Lowry, but he has the best weed.

      “Oh heavens, @MaxBoot, you should have tried reading the whole article. You might have started by reading the title. This is just embarrassing, & not for me.”

      https://twitter.com/baseballcrank/status/1161455877255258112

  30. Count Potato

    ““Candidate Harris what are your thoughts on this thing happening right now that we literally know nothing about?”

    Responsible CNN journalism”

    https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/1161766526262943748

    “@RepValDemings: “We can assume” the Philly shooter targeting cops is using the “high-capacity magazines” we must outlaw”

    https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1161755230356299776

    1. Spudalicious

      I guess I’m adding a few PMAGs to the collection tomorrow.

      1. Florida Man

        If you don’t already have 50 PMAGS, turn in your “Don’t tread on me” card.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          There’s such a thing as stripper clips.

          1. Florida Man

            Sure for your garand, but spud already admitted his weapon uses a pmag.

          2. Spudalicious

            Thumb savers, they is.

          3. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

            It’s what I use to organize my dollar bills.

  31. 0x90

    I’m biased on this, in part by my desire to perhaps emigrate to somewhere else at some point .. and when I start to contemplate actually doing that, and look at all the damned requirements and red tape, I can’t help but put myself in the place of people who wish to immigrate here.

    Contrary to what some seem to think, or at least say, it ain’t just so simple as “love it or leave it” — the walls that try to keep people out of here, are the other side of walls that try to keep me out of everywhere else.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      I agree. Having done the expat thing gives you insight.

      Where were you thinking of going to?

      1. 0x90

        spain

        1. BEAM ain’t co-operatin’ with the MAN

          #metoo! But just for the winters.

      2. Florida Man

        Somewhere the beer flows like wine. Somewhere tropical and warm. Aspen.

  32. straffinrun

    Saw the new Lion King with the wife and kid yesterday. The CG is pretty cool. The plot would make Hoppe proud.

    1. Florida Man

      Hoppe proud.

      The guy that makes my gun solvent?

      1. Jarflax

        Nein!

      2. Spudalicious

        I’m a Ballistol guy. If it’s good enough for Hickok45, it’s good enough for me. And I’ve had great results with it.

        1. Florida Man

          I haven’t tried it. Thanks

          1. Spudalicious

            It also has a pretty fascinating history.

            https://ballistol.com/

        2. Gustave Lytton

          CLP for me. I think I might finally be at the point where I need to actually buy it.

        3. MikeS

          But does it smell as good as Hoppe #9?

          Also; what is the proper pronunciation of “Hoppe”?

          1. Don Escaped Texas

            But does it smell as good as Hoppe #9?

            sir: nothing does

      3. Sir Digby: Fake Purse Ninja

        “The guy that makes my gun solvent?”

        Well, he IS pretty dreamy…

      4. You know who else liked lubing his gun?

        1. MikeS

          Animal?

        2. Spudalicious

          Every teenage boy, ever?

        3. Sir Digby: Fake Purse Ninja

          Elliot Rodger?

        4. BakedPenguin
        5. creech

          Krupp?

  33. MikeS

    When you end the welfare state, I’ll be right there with you saying “open the borders”. Until then…get in line if you want in.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Oh man…that shirt.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        I’d like to put my peanut butter in her chocolate.

        1. MikeS

          I’d like to eat her cups

      3. Rhywun

        Groovy!

      4. MikeS

        Stolen (and improved) from the comments:

        “Hey you got your ?on my ?!” “You put your ? in my ?!”

      5. Count Potato

        Who walks down the street eating peanut butter?

        1. Count Potato

          I guess I should have read the comments.

    1. creech

      You won’t end the welfare state because all Dems and many Republicans view ending it as mean spirited. (As a Republican State Senator told me today.) However, you might get welfare ended for unlawful immigrants and immigrants who aren’t yet citizens. Most Americans don’t seem to so far off their rockers yet that they want to hand out taxpayer cash to immigrants of any stripe..

      1. Rhywun

        I tend to agree. I look at reality more than fantasy.

        And reality is telling me that no matter what one’s opinion of immigration is, precisely zero will be done to “fix” it because every side has a vested interest in the status quo.

        1. Jarflax

          I look at reality as well. Then, having looked at it and realizing that there is absolutely no path forward that actually fixes any of our issues, that every future I can see coming involves tyranny, erosion of human rights, dignity and well being, I choose to let my mind turn to fantasy. It sucks less that way.

  34. BakedPenguin

    But without immigration, we wouldn’t have pro soccer teams…though I suspect that’s a bonus for most anti-immigrant folks.

    It really seems like the old libertarian argument, the more immigration, the less welfare.

    Back to soccer – OCFC beat Kansas City, woot. Along with getting a point against a Toronto team that outplayed them pretty much throughout the whole game, they’re in good shape to make a playoff run now.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Or they would be, if they didn’t have 4 really tough teams in a row.

    2. Rhywun

      I’m past caring about the Cup – I just want my NYCFC to come out ahead of the NJ Red Bulls.

      Oh, and it wouldn’t hurt if NYC could find a ringer or two like LA and Atlanta have, instead of the duds we wound up with.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Well, they’re up a point with 2 games in hand. And yeah, Orlando has no shot at the cup, but they do have some good position players. Janssen showed how much a good defender can help win games tonight. For your guys, it’s friggen’ NY. They should have the $20MM-$30MM/year or so to get someone above and beyond.

        1. BakedPenguin

          2 typos: “OCSC” and “Jansson”.

        2. Rhywun

          I’m honestly surprised they haven’t folded. I’ve rarely seen a team so poorly organized. How many more years are we going to have to play in fucking Yankee Stadium? To ever dwindling crowds? And don’t get me started on the Frank Lampard or Andrea Pirlo fiascos.

          Not that Red Bulls are much better – they actually blocked off parts of their stadium because of shitty attendance. Which is unheard of for a “soccer-specific” stadium.

          There’s something about this market that prevents MLS from “succeeding” to the degree you think it would. I think it’s… uh… immigants, TBH.

        1. MikeS

          It’s like a fucking Benetton ad in here.

          1. BakedPenguin

            If they had Benetton ads with Q girls, I might have bought something from them.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Oh my.

      1. Sir Digby: Fake Purse Ninja

        “The only thing worse than being thought about is being thought about…by CPRM”
        Oscar Wilde

          1. Gustave Lytton
          2. Sir Digby: Fake Purse Ninja

            What I want to know, is: What happened to the first six S Clubs?

          3. Gustave Lytton

            I think J Michael Stringbean had something to do with at least one of those disappearances.

          4. Sir Digby: Fake Purse Ninja

            ?

          5. CPRM

            I heard some ad on the radio, can’t remember for what, that had a jingle in the form of a pop song with bad rap breakdown, sounded very S Club…Just wish I remember what it was for so I could buy the product.

      2. commodious spittoon

        Meth teeth girl reminded me of this gem from Patrice.

        NSFL.

        1. Sir Digby: Fake Purse Ninja

          I didn’t know that Crusty wrote for Patrice!

        2. CPRM

          I hate when you’re searching for porn and run into a bunch of lactating or diaper fetish videos. I mean you do you, but that shit makes me scared for humanity.

    1. slumbrew

      Yes, please.

      Hegre always brings the “skinny with a big rack” demo. I’m assuming those are fakes, though good ones.

      1. Chafed

        They are natural and perfect you hater.

    2. Chafed

      She can immigrate to my house.

  35. Gustave Lytton

    Yay! No jury duty tomorrow. Celebrating with an old fashioned.

  36. CPRM

    I got nothing. Um, something something ‘inflammatory statement’.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Muchly offended. Extreme angry.

      1. CPRM

        Accusational tone, rambling sentiments!

        1. Sir Digby: Fake Purse Ninja

          Claim to support a particular liberty! Then, explain how I actually don’t…

    2. leon

      SHUT THE FUCK UP LIBTARD!

      1. CPRM

        Unwarranted accusation of racism!

        1. slumbrew

          Self-righteous use of “home” instead of “house”!
          Use of “my children”!

          1. CPRM

            Blocks with my Gay Child card! Adds Gender Ambiguity card for +7 attack!

          2. Sir Digby: Fake Purse Ninja

            Points out that “Yu gi oh” backwards is “hoi guy”.

          3. CPRM

            (I never played any of these nerd games, just going off what I remember the fags retards less popular disenfranchised special people talking about)

          4. BakedPenguin

            Triggered by DISCUSSION!

  37. Don Escaped Texas

    I liked America at 200 million; We’re way past that and mostly what I’ve got to show for it is crowded interstates. I don’t resent anyone who is here, legal or otherwise; but it’s enough for me today.

    We killed off the Indians fair and square. This (1/333,333,333 of it) is mine, and I don’t want to stand in line with any more folks at Yellowstone.

    Arguments that we won’t have cheap cellphones without immigrants are excellent arguments . . . for getting rid of cellphones.

    Open borders when we live only a few hundred miles from tens of millions of starving folks is a recipe for a billion people standing in shit; if I wanted to move to India, I would have done so already.

    I do accept open borders as a libertarian ideal, but I don’t live in a libertarian ideal, so it’s neither here nor there; I don’t have room for new people because a quarter billion of the neighbors I already have are socialist idiots. Now if you want to kill 250M of my dumbest neighbors and replace them with the smartest and hardest working Arabs, Poles, Mayans, Swedish bikini team alumnae, Kiwis, and Koreans, I’m totally open to talking about that.

    I hope everyone gets rich and finds love . . . wherever the hell they already are. . . or go and kill your own Indians in your own forested utopia.

    1. Are we even at population replacement rate without immigration? If anything makes me ponder the political goals, it’s that. Welfare state falls apart if population declines.

      Emotionally it’s easy to sympathize with the argument. When I’m sitting at a stop sign 30 miles from downtown watching two long lines of Indians and Chinese duke it out for right of way, I wonder what life would be like in America 200M. Logically, I realize that legal immigration is a boon.

      One thing I’ll quibble with you on is open borders as principled libertarian position. I think it is consistent with libertarianism, but I don’t think that closed borders is any less consistent. Travel is a positive right when there is no frontier.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        My math is frivolous. I just mean to say that I prefer mountains to subdivisions. If 200M is good, 100M is great.

        We agree on travel. I merely mean to be open to an ideal. All rights are property rights, so your,shorthand is more apt than mine.

        I don’t however follow you “logically” about immigration. You offer an anecdote, but the issue is epic. I can’t prove GWA one way or the other for the same reason. A hot day isn’t climate, and Sirhan Sirhan doesn’t prove anything either.

    1. Don Escaped Texas

      were you gone a while, or am I just bad at details ?

      1. CPRM

        He was just playing GTA V.

      2. commodious spittoon

        New job keeps me busy during the day. (And I’m concerned about logging into my usual websites at work, given the climate.)

        1. CPRM

          given the climate

          Oh, now you’ve been brainwashed into controlling the masses through manipulated figures talked into the one truth.

  38. straffinrun

    We are all missing the point on immigration; It doesn’t matter what you think. People with much more power, money and bloodlust will decide who goes where.

    1. CPRM

      Says the man with the key to untapped Japanese poon.

      1. straffinrun

        If they decided I could be here to do that, I wouldn’t be here doing that.

  39. slumbrew

    That newspaper is pretty great.

    The phrase ‘dusky Asiatics’ makes me think of King Asiatic. Which is not a bad thing.

  40. cyto

    That was fun.

    I have been pointing out that we are in the midst of a wave of immigration that we have only seen once before in our history – and the response today is similar to that first go-around, only substantially muted.

    This effect has been quite different in different parts of the country, so it is no surprise that we have disparate reactions. One big impact has been areas that have not seen significant demographic shifts in the last 100 years are seeing big changes. I have family in central North Carolina. The ethnicity of the area was very simple all my life – you had both kinds of people…. black, and white! There were no significant minorities of any other stripe. So the slurs common to the northeast were lost on us. There was no anti-jew sentiment to speak of because we only had one Jewish family. And we only had one Korean family to represent all Asians.

    Then the big changes began some 20 years ago. Areas that had not seen any changes in the racial dynamic beyond black and white folk coexisting suddenly had huge influxes of people who not only were different – they didn’t even speak English. People who never gave a second thought to what a Latino was were suddenly confronted with a McDonald’s full of people who spoke only Spanish. Many found it discomfiting. Even though most didn’t have thoughts of racial superiority, there were a lot of people who found they didn’t like having their culture and the racial makeup of their neighborhood altered without so much as a by-your-leave.

    There has been surprisingly little strife, considering the magnitude of the changes over the last quarter century. Just to underline the point, the area north of Atlanta in the foothills used to be Klan country. When I moved to Atlanta back in 1991 they used to have a march every year – it was kinda sad as they only had about 18-20 people, but they’d get out their stars and bars and make a stink. They were all from up around Dawsonville, Dahlonegha, that area. By the turn of the century, there was a huge Hispanic population in the area. I went to an auto parts store up that way and the guy who spoke english wasn’t in that day. So I had to explain what I needed to two workers who only spoke Spanish.

    They were drawn to the area by construction work. The expansion of Georgia 400 opened the area to development and the yuppies who from Atlanta poured in, buying McMansions and new starter homes in new neighborhoods. Within a decade the area went from an entirely white kinda redneck enclave to a multilingual , wealthy suburb.

    Yet there was very little conflict as a result.

    So, despite the debate over just how much ignoring of illegal immigration we are going to continue to do, I’d say we have done remarkably well absorbing and adapting to change. There really hasn’t been much racial tension at all, despite the best efforts of the race warriors and grievance mongers. That certainly wasn’t true when you introduced a bunch of Italian and Irish immigrants to the northeast a century ago – even though those “races” were all European nationalities.

    1. CPRM

      Agreed, in most parts of the country it’s more about rule of law and being able to communicate than about race today, but that won’t stop the narrative that the El Paso shooter who wanted to kill latinos was ‘far right’, when his stated reasons, if the manifesto is true, were to make it more financially feasible to implement single payer and a UBI.

  41. PieInTheSky

    Oh you’ll sing a different tune when immigrants drink al the northern Rhone syrah in America.

    Also would any of you want your daughter to date an immigrant (still looking for that green card fake marriage )

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Her husband might object.

      1. PieInTheSky

        does the husband fight good?

    2. AlmightyJB

      “would any of you want your daughter to date an immigrant”

      As opposed to a millennial who doesn’t drive and thinks playing video games is a legitimate career choice?

      1. “Hey! It’s ‘Quality Assurance’ at the developer.”

  42. Suthenboy

    I am so sorry I missed this article.

    Something I do not see discussed very much: America isn’t based on language, religion, ethnicity or geography. It is the only country I know of based on an idea. That idea belongs to all human beings everywhere and it is the source of our incredible success. There is nothing stopping the peoples of Zimbabwe or Khazakstan from embracing those ideas except the people themselves.

    I am convinced that our present day leftists want to import as many people who don’t embrace that idea as possible as that idea is repulsive to them and they want it extinguished.

  43. Not an Economist

    I heard the guy in Philadelphia has a long list of felony convictions. If that is true then how did he get the guns he used? He couldn’t pass a background check so that means he couldn’t get any guns. Right? Isn’t it true there only one way to get guns?

    1. Old Man With Candy

      The guns came from Indiana.

    2. Suthenboy

      Upthread I see Harris calling for gun grabbing. This is a woman who kept people in prison to use them as slave labor. Does anyone really think she wants to disarm them for their own good? If so, I have some prime real estate down in the Atchafalya for sale…..

      1. Spartacus

        The biggest problem with red flag laws is that they will be enforced by people like Kamala Harris.

    3. Sean

      (Per local news) 30 cops shot at him and he still walked out of there.

      1. Suthenboy

        We had one of those guys down here about 20 years ago. Career criminal, drug dealer etc who got tired of the cops on his ass all of the time.
        He set up an ambush with an sks. He put a heavy cast iron bath tub just inside the door of his house and when the cops showed up he opened up on them. He killed 5? Six? I don’t remember for certain.

        The cops burned up hundreds of rounds trying to get him but in the end the 40’s and ARs were worthless. The one that got him was the one with the 12 gauge.

        1. AlmightyJB

          In the caliber wars, 12 GA is King.

  44. Yusef drives a Kia

    OMWC ranks for representing my view point in far better fashion than I could hope to,
    Now if I could get the idiot’s on the phone to finish this job, been waiting since 1am

  45. Yusef drives a Kia

    Thanks, not tanks, grrrrr

  46. Yusef drives a Kia

    Wow

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        No kidding, and now I wait till 5, grrrr

    1. AlmightyJB

      I surf on a phone which has a horrible autocorrect and spell check so I do that all the time.

  47. PieInTheSky

    why are you people not sleeping at this time?

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      I’m working overnight right now its 4 am my time

    2. Suthenboy

      3:30 to 4:00 I am up every morning. No alarm necessary. Years of a job requiring those hours reset my clock.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        I start at 10pm, this is late, normal time I wake up about now, but overnights are different

        1. Suthenboy

          Easy to see how working at night would be best for your business. Working on broken Air systems in the daytime would be the hottest job in town.

    3. It’s past 7am Here, I’m at work, answering email.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        They used to open at 6am eastern, now its 8, must be nice…..waiting on a keyboard jockey

      2. PieInTheSky

        answering email. – not fast enough if you got time to comment

        1. If you answer too fast, your responses are… phrased poorly.

          That never turns out well.

    4. AlmightyJB

      Gotta make the donuts

  48. Yusef drives a Kia

    Here’s how I feel right now,
    https://youtu.be/aeL9gagV_VA

    1. AlmightyJB

      This is how I always feel.

      https://youtu.be/8aQRq9hhekA

      1. Festus

        OMWC is “Ira Man”.

  49. PieInTheSky

    14 47 on a no work day an it already feels late… Got up later than usual had breakfast and coffee, hit the gym, dusted and vacuumed the apartment after clearing up some things, did a load of laundry, now i need to get off my ass and scrub the bathrooms.