Our fine readers have stepped up and given us enough material to stagger along another week. Search your soul and your conscience (I know, this I say to a bunch of Glibs?!) have you written up that post you meant to get to? Isn’t there something you’d like to share with us? Plz.
OK, my weekly plea is done – here is what will be gracing our site this week:
Monday – Animal discusses are really, really good gun (ZARDOZ is pleased, I bet). Tulip makes a very dangerous choice…. ’nuff said!
Tuesday – Not Adahn takes a crack at Whiskies of Nippon. whiz gives us some of the early bookie thoughts on 2020 POTUS FEST. Get your dull anger on, with Ozymandias and the DoD Anthrax saga late night.
Wednesday – Double barrel blast to your mental wellbeing – SugarFree opens the assault with the Hat & the Hair, and finishes us off with a Subaru Horror Theater. I…I don’t know if I can manage both.
Thursday – SNP! Baked Penguin willing. Later on, a warning re: Kaliforneeyah. By Yusef.
Friday – Another Glib Crossword! Don Escaped Texas takes a turn in the barrel. Cryptid o’ the week links later on.
Weekend – Mexican Sharpshooter, Spudalicious, OMWC, Not Adahn….what is not to like?
Weekday links….I dunno. Maybe sloopy keeps going. It has been cool having him back in the mornings. Brett will get to some afternoons, if he doesn’t fall down due to exhaustion. So expect a pinch hitter every once in a while.
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586 responses to “Thing To Come – Week of September 2, 2019”
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FIRST!
Stare into the abyss:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fk2BaM1la0
This almost sounds like Saint Etienne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRSr0GprIIw
Heh it does. That was weird.
Ahhhhhh, earworm!
Maybe some Neil Young might help?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZAajrxvDs4
I prefer the original.
Proof that some bands really need an album or three under their belts in order to find their strengths.
Not this?
I hold the unpopular opinion that Niel Young is absolutely horrible with a voice that reminds me of nails on a chalkboard.
Also, Rush sucks.
*ducks*
Idle exercise: name the recording artists who would make the world’s worst vocal quartet (2 male, 2 female.) My picks: Leonard Cohen, Neil Young, Yoko Ono, and Macy Gray. (I could be talked out of the last one, but I’ll get in trouble if I replace her with Iris DeMent.)
Linda McCartney/ Yoko
Vanilla Ice/ Bob Dylan
I listen to writers, so Young is in for me. I’m not recommending his voice, or Willie Nelson’s for example.
I know a million people who can sing. I know two people with original ideas and the ability to frame those into passable songs.
name the recording artists who would make the world’s worst vocal quartet (2 male, 2 female.) My picks: Leonard Cohen, Neil Young, Yoko Ono, and Macy Gray. (I could be talked out of the last one, but I’ll get in trouble if I replace her with Iris DeMent.)
Hmm… I agree about Yoko Ono without any reservation.
I’ve never liked anything I’ve heard of Leonard Cohen’s, so I agree with him too.
Neil Young and Bob Dylan: I like work from both of them, but Dylan’s singing is far worse than Young’s. So despite me liking his songwriting, I’ll include Dylan instead of Young.
I’ve only heard one Macy Gray song. I didn’t like her singing. So I’ll include her too.
Young is cool, when he rocks out.
Tom Waits, Biz Markie, Yoko Ono, Jennifer Lopez
Dylan was a great singer when he was young.
Don, I’ve never found him to be particularly memorable to me in regards to his musical creativity either, just my personal opinion. I thought he was decent in Crosby, Stills and Nash but outside of that I’m nonplussed by his song writing. Kinda like Springsteen.
Now, as much as I hate Rush I do acknowledge the technical mastery of their instruments and musical creativity. It’s just something about the whole package that grates my nerves. I can’t explain it. Same thing with another artist from the classics: Chopin. I can hear the genius, but it just irritates me. Don’t know why.
Of course, there’s this, too.
GT:
Tiny Tim and the guy from Coheed and Cambria
Cardi B and Morgan Lander from Kittie
Jesus, TH.
Are you trying to being about the End Times?
“Alabama” is not Niel Young’s greatest moment. Shame. The rest of the album is good.
What? I can’t hear Heart of Gold or Old Man Take a Look at my Life, even one more time. I can hear Words or Alabama all day long.
I like Neil Young’s biggest fan more than Neil Young.
I can’t believe people are talking about the worst vocalists ever and nobody has mentioned Florence Foster Jenkins…
TH: I’m in the exact same place as you re: Rush. I can’t really explain it (well, Geddy Lee’s voice is a good start) but the parts are greater than the whole, in my mind.
You are correct. There may not be a word strong enough to express my loathing of the band Rush.
PS. I love you.
Just because you want to be ‘cool’ and ‘edgy’ isn’t a reason (DRINK) to lie.
Animal discusses are really, really good gun (ZARDOZ is pleased, I bet). Tulip makes a very dangerous choice…. ’nuff said!
Looks like good reading for the holiday.
First loser I am.
Tundra, I can’t tell if you’re referencing something I can’t figure out *shakes fist at Google* or saying my quartet pick should writing into a Subaru story.
I prefer the second option, so….thank you? Yep, going with that, no backsies!!!
Holy mispost, Batman!
*burp*
What, Dave? What are you looking at?
Let’s have another drink together.
Cheers!
LOL.
It’s probably best if everyone just drinks.
This is the wisest comment I’ve seen here in months.
Double barrel blast to your mental wellbeing – SugarFree opens the assault with the Hat & the Hair, and finishes us off with a Subaru Horror Theater. I…I don’t know if I can manage both.
I suspect I’m at zero sanity because these don’t bother me like they do others.
There are advantages to being low sanity, it’s much harder to lose further.
I love Subaru Horror Theatre. Yay!
Nice. You’re first AND second loser.
Well when BEAM’s photos wind up in Penthouse DEG will become the new first.
Story of My Life
*thumbs up*
The real question is what genre do you put SD into?
A cousin of mine’s husband and I had a chat about Social Distortion.
When I first heard them, I didn’t like them. But over time, I heard more from them and grew to like them.
He mentioned that they changed a bit over their career, they went from being heavily punk to being more heavily rockabilly.
I think the reason I have grown to like them is a mix of two things. One, hearing how they changed and two my own changing tastes in music.
To me, I stick them as one of the original punk bands. I enjoy them, I get entertained as they get requested to be headliners for Viva Las Vegas every year.
Have they ever played at Viva?
Not this story?
I tapped out at 45 seconds.
You should look up a list of songs he wrote. Surprisingly diverse, although you’re going to hate them all.
21 seconds longer than me.
And I am, **HEAVY SIGH**, one of those who’s been drafted by SP to write something and haven’t finished it yet. I plead ignorance, overwork, being Canadian, the Fifth Amendment, the Fifth Estate, or pretty much anything else that gets me another couple of days’ grace.
Plus what I’ve written so far is wordy. REALLY wordy. Gonna need me an editor. :-/
I’m glad to edit pretty much anything if more firepower is needed.
The worst part is finding a mistake in something you’ve already submitted. I left a whole cell out of my crossword, so I fixed it. Well, might as well add some things I’ve thought of in the meanwhile since I’m updating. Great, but now I’ve got to renumber the blocks (all this done in Excel). Oh, so that means some of the clues have the wrong references (as in: with 46 Across . . . . should now be with 56 Across). NewWife checks it: more errors, more corrections, more re-numbering . . . .
“drafted by SP”
Not how I remember it.
But, now that you mention it, hmm, it is taking a while….
(We can actually edit if necessary.)
Some traits are hereditary.
How about the Fifth Element?
This Fifth
One fifth of Windsor…after the other?
Howdy Glibs! Back here in beautiful Bullhead city, and only 110 degrees, tall cans to all!
Hi Yusef!!
What’s up? If you can, go check out Oatman. It’s a cool place. Well, not cool as in cool, but kinda cool, anyways. Prolly love getting their a/c fixed out there.
Howdy Yusef! I’m out of tall cans but I’ll make up for it by drinking more.
I’m not drunk yet.
Sorry Yusef, no tall cans here. Just taps, standard cans, and bottles.
/tosses Yusef a beer
Catches a four peaks hopknot,
Thanks!
Nope, no tall cans. Just martinis. Hot and muggy and I have tomorrow off, so martinis.
I’m sure you’re making them correctly, but I hope there’s at least some vermouth in those martinis. I am unfortunately out of tonic water, so no G&T’s for me tonight.
It’s not a martini without dry vermouth. When my mom was here, she was aghast at how much vermouth I put in, but by the second sip, she was a concert. My Dad was not a vermouth fan and he made the martinis, while she made the whiskey sours
Convert. Fucking autocorrect
/lifts glass up to Tulip
Neither of my parents were cocktail fans, mom is a wine once in a while, and dad is a beer/whiskey/wine person. I generally lean towards the classic cocktails, with the oldest recipes I can find. Although there are some modern cocktails I can roll with.
I will admit to being a margarita philistine in that I don’t like salt on the rim. Which is weird because I love, looove, salt.
Salt on the rim is for tourists who drink cheap Tequila. The reason for salt is to help you get by the nasty taste of cheap Tequila. Not necessary when you use a better grade.
Wrong! A salted rim adds to even the best Margarita made with top shelf ingredients.
You’ve been in Japan a bit too long.
Tejicano is 100% correct.
When I have good tequila, I leave off the salt. And the lime juice. And the Cointreau. And the ice. Sometimes even the glass.
Gin-from-the-home-country martinis, I assume? ?
Far North Spirits for the win. Better than Tanqueray, better than Hendricks in my opinion.
I haven’t tried the gin, yet. I need to.
Once again mine will have to be a tall tumbler. Soon as I get around to pouring something into it.
I love that part of the country for some reason. Maybe too much reading of Edward Abby. I almost needed your help today. My Dad is convinced he needs a new thermostat. The thermostat is clicking but the geothermal unit is not coming on. Who knows. Went and got a new thermostat to swap, but not the same number of wire connection locations on the new one as the old one for the wires coming out of the wall. He will call someone who knows what they are doing or order a same thermostat from Amazon.
What color and how many? A heat pump needs 5 wires minimum, take a picture and mail it to me, I’ll take a look
His old one has six with the white then doing a jumper to another connection making seven connections on the board. The letters on the connectors were different on the new thermostat and not enough so we figured it was a no go. He is ordering the same one. My fear is it was not the thermostat but something in the AC unit. I don’t know much at all about geothermal units.
Wire colors blue, red, yellow, white, green, and orange. I don’t have a pic of the new thermostat I bought.
Question for the Glibertariot.
Would you be interested in an article on the state of autonomous cars? I’ve a tech talk that I can make into an article. It will require some anti doxing and filler on my part. Not deep but broad.
Like the real housewives, not a deep broad?
Not that broad.
Yes! I’m probably one of the few here who actually want autonomous cars.
A better question is are there any topics that Glibs would not be interested in? A short list most likely. And the comments would just snark away just like the rest.
Tldr: yes, of course
^This^
Best ways to prepare pineapple pizza?
With Canadian Bacon.
And onion
And deep dish.
Tundra would be interested in that. *sigh*
Glibs, after deliberating about this Tundra pizza issue
Anyone who has pineapple on a pizza should only be able to order white pizza. Vegan white pizza.
You too?
So disappointed, BP.
So.
Disappointed.
Funny, I feel the same way, Tundra. (turns away)
Whatever. Me and Doom will be happy.
If that counts as happiness.
If that counts…
We all have our flaws but damn, Tundra, you’re pretty fucked up.
Well, duh.
I’m here.
Hah! I’d be interested, but SP wouldn’t and that’s what really counts.
I love you.
I love you too. When are you leaving your wife?
Lol. She’s probably wondering the same thing!
Best ways to prepare pineapple pizza?
If it doesn’t start with “grill the pineapple rings until they’re partially caramelized, then chop up” throw the damn pizza away.
At the barrel of a gun is the only way I’d do it.
Pussy.
Gun and beer articles.
I’d be interested. Hell, people read about the brewing stuff I wrote.
Yep, we did. Way back forever ago when you actually did it.
*expectant stare*
Yeah. I think people even read the stuff I wrote.
I’m guessing it’s better than when my team’s demo autonomously wrecked itself in the parking lot, crashing into Kenworth’s head of advanced engineering.
Sales for that day = €0.00
I’m always interested in knowledgeable people writing stuff they are knowledgeable about. I’ve had two martinis so I hope that makes sense.
Of course!
So, hung like a tuna can?
I’d love to read about that.
Hmmm. That doesn’t exactly read the way it was supposed to…
long and thin gets it in…
Carrying a Heavy Choad
I would very much like that. totally_not_an_escaped_ai, you are wrong. I would love an autonomous car that is safe, reliable and private. I tell it where I want to go via voice or tapping a map and off I go. Caveats: It cannot be controlled by any third party and gives out zero information about my travels to third parties. Since that will never happen I am going to hang onto my Suthenboy piloted vehicles.
Seconded.
Oh, and I can take over controls at will.
I *like* driving. A lot. It’s probably why I keep getting new cars instead of driving them into the ground.
Cool. Once things chill out I’ll start writing it.
After all the fucking around – yes, I’d be very interested in the state of autonomous transportation.
As I’m sure no one is surprised, I am reflexively opposed to the whole concept. Cars, to me, are as important to individual freedom as guns. I would love to read how this technology could be deployed without crushing the rights of drivers.
Thanks, dude!
Yes. I would love to read that. I don’t think they are any where near as close as the spin surrounding them would indicate.
Your avatar needs some work, Tulpa.
Tulpa doesn’t even know how to properly Tulpa. I think he’s a Hyperbole creation.
violent_k?
Just got back from Carpinteria. Little beach town by Santa Barbara. Very kid friendly beaches, tiny little 1 foot waves that break right up in the shallows. Kid went nuts. It was fun, but damn, I’m tired.
So is the kid. Been there, done that. The good news is you both get to sleep tonight.
I’m working on another rock-n-roll biography, but I suspect the choice of artist will be controversial. That should make the comments interesting.
Are you telling me Lou Reed is dead?
What?! Lou Reed died? /jk. No. Someone else
Rick Astley?
Thank gawd you didn’t link to it.
I hope it somebody interesting like Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson – Ick!
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enjoyTHANK YOU!Who likes watermelons?
These guys!
LOL *shudder*
Hungly hungly hippos?
They are slightly neater eaters than my giant Catahoula cur. Slightly.
That critter has one hell of a set of jaws.
Hate to have a hand or arm too close when those close.
NYC bicyclists are killing pedestrians and the city won’t stop it
Is there a bigger asshole than a NYC bicyclist? The answer is no. No there isn’t.
Critical Mass Cyclists.
/drops jersey.
Meh. People have accepted that cars kill pedestrians. Don’t see why this would be any different.
Yes, there are a lot of assholes. Social pressure and maybe cops can help address that but dammit the Post has a crusade to pursue.
LA bicyclists are close, but there far fewer. Fucking pricks block off whole lanes when they could just scoot their little toys over a few feet and let us big people drive our cars to our big people jobs, dammit.
Interstate truckers?
Trust me on this,
So much this.
HEY, IF YOU BOUGHT SOMETHING TODAY THANK A TRUCKER!!!
Pfft. That doesn’t excuse some of the behavior I’ve seen
Correct, they aren’t Gods
Farmers driving trucks.
Plants Have Something to Say?
I’ve never been that high.
Marianne Williamson & Monica Gagliano: separated at birth?
Ahem, Dr Gagliano.
“Two former New York detectives walk free after admitting to having sex with handcuffed 18-year-old female suspect”
Eddie Martins and Richard Hall arrested the woman for possession of marijuana before having sex with her in the back of a van in exchange for her release.
They will serve five years probation but escaped the prosecutor’s request for one to three years in prison.
The men were initially accused of rape but the charges were later dropped.”
https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1167461596135854081
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49522500
the King’s men get special benefits
There seems to be complete silence among feminists about this.
Well… it’s better than “and nothing else happened.”
This is an interesting beer.
If you haven’t perved my gun auction winnings, I’m going to take them down before I pass out tonight.
Yeah, I’m drinking more than normal. I’m at home and I don’t have to worry about a) driving or b) embarrassing myself in front of good looking women bartenders.
That looks nice,
It’s tasty.
That is an interesting beer. I’ve still got the DVD they put out for one of the first releases of the beer.
I’ve realized I don’t need to worry about embarrassing myself in front of the female bartenders. I’ve worn cycling gear into most of the bars I go to regularly.
When I toured the brewery, I saw the tanks they aged it in.
Near the end of the tour, we were on a balcony at the entrance of a building which was next to the highest point in Milton, DE. The tour guide said the area, despite being a nice place to have some beers with your coworkers after a day of work, was intended to be the end of the tour.
Calagione, according to the tour guide, intended that the tours would end here. The tour guide would strap each individual onto a zipline and the guest would zipline down to where the tour started. Dogfish Head’s legal team pointed out that the tour guides tend to drink all day and put their foot down because of the liability issues. Calagione didn’t get what he wanted, and instead the employees got a nice balcony to hang out on after a day’s work.
As for the bartenders, well… one I kinda like.
It’s Delaware, which has no high points. A zip line would be a straight, level walk.
You should trek on down to Delaware and take the tour. It’s not a straight, level walk. There’s no mountains by any stretch of the imagination, but it’s not straight and level.
I’ve been to Delaware. We did a couple of vacations in the summer at Cape Henlopen. The drive through Delaware was exceedingly boring.
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I like that K31 and the one underneath it a lot.
Frank Sinatra relaxing with his pet dog Ringo at home. Palm Springs, 1964
My favorite thing about the photo: the big bowl of ciggies – ciggies are cool. What’s your favorite aspect of the photo?
That stereo setup is awesome.
Seconded.
Third.
Looks kinda like Mission Control in Houston, doesn’t it?
It also looks like a three-channel system.
The very expensive AC system he had, very expensive back then, not for commoners
Yup. Even in the seventies, A/C was for rich people. Central was barely around at any price.
Legend
A pack of smokes in 1964 cost 35 to fiddy cents according to https://www.answers.com/Q/What_was_the_price_of_cigarettes_in_1964 and is what a pack of cigarettes should cost today so we all could have giant bowls of them.
They were around 50 cents in the early eighties.
I quit smoking when they went to 2.50 a carton in the PX, 1976.
My brother used to work at the Navy base, so he could go to the PX. He never smoked, but he got a lot of stuff for cheap, including booze as a 17 yo.
A former coworker of mine was in the Navy in Vietnam. He said he could get smokes on the ship for IIRC…$1.00 a carton.
On ship going to Europe in the ’50s regulars were 80 cents a carton, filters 90 cents. I can’t remember what we paid in VN but I doubt it was more than 1.20. Couldn’t afford not to smoke. The more you smoke the more you save.
The last time I worked in Kurdistan (2013?) a carton of Gauloises was 5 bucks. Marlboro’s were 15-25 because you were cool if you smoked those. I smoked the cheap frenchies. That tells me they can make money selling them for 5 bucks a carton. Without mr tax man of course.
Heh I used to buy cartons from the reservation or online and empty them into a bowl just like that. Damn I was cool.
HF! That’s a much more expensive version of our 1964 living room.
My favorite part aspect of the photo is he has his shoes on, on the coffee table. Fuck yeah bitches! That is LIVING!
Oh, that and Ringo. Ringo looks like a good puppy…aren’t you a good boy…yes, you’re such a good boy.
The normalcy (apart from things like the giant stereo). Looks like he could be any Joe Schmoe. Unlike most every entertainer now.
Note the deadbolt on the door in the back. Is this a hotel/apartment? Or even more schmoe, his house doesn’t have a hallway or entryway.
Kevin Hart suffers ‘major back injuries’ in Malibu Hills car crash: report
That’s no good.
They used to have the “Love Ride” up at Calamigos ranch up there. It draws so many celebs that every bike in LA used to go, many ridden by people who only rode on that one day. Every time people would crash and go over the side en masse. It’s a windy road. They finally moved it to Castiac lake, so it’d be an easier ride for the rubes. Then it went to the fairgrounds in Pomona and died a quiet death.
A fight over gifted education in New York is escalating a national debate over segregated schools
Just what we needed – another national conversation.
Haven’t you folks already got several hundred billion “national conversations” going on already? No wonder you can’t ever make any progress — who the Hell can keep track of ’em all?
Yes, the very important conversation is that the people who want to punish the smart kids are morally wicked.
Here ya go, problem solved.
Complete bullshit.
No, this is about identity politics. Move the markers around the board, pat yourself on the back, and proclaim “job done”. And by all means, ignore any evidence about what *actually* improves student performance.
I think one of the longstanding problems with “gifted” education is the attitude that many public school teachers have toward their smartest students – that, “Enh – they’ll be fine on their own. I can focus my minimal energy on little Tommy ‘Tard.” It’s probably gotten worse in recent years with the whole attitude that no student should be conscious of not being as smart/talented/whatever as any other student.
I narrowly escaped becoming a public school teacher (by virtue of the fact that I never got hired as anything but an LD tutor. Whew!) I recall some words of semi-wisdom from some educator or another: when you have one student whose “capacity” is a gallon, and another whose “capacity” is a half-pint, how do you treat them both equally? Do you try to pour a gallon into the half-pint or pour only a half-pint into the gallon? Educator’s answer: Neither – you fill each of them full to their capacity. Sounds nice in theory. Now I’m pretty certain that the average American public school couldn’t even fill the half-pint to capacity with anything but shit. I’m so glad I never became a public school teacher – I’d probably have gone dead inside years ago.
In my day, the answer was easy. Put them in separate classes.
Racist.
Heh/Meh. My “gifted” classes were filled with pupils of color even in the early 80s. Did the percentages match the overall population? No. But I guess we hadn’t arrived at the woke solution of burning the whole thing to the ground yet.
The best my Dayton public elementary school could offer me in the mid-’70s was the “opportunity” to move up from sixth to seventh grade a few weeks into the school year (after a round of standardized testing.) I passed on the chance to be despised by everyone in TWO grade levels instead of just one.
That happened to me. I got caught with some pot, two months into junior high school. They gave me an IQ test and determined I was under challenged and gave the rest of the year off and sent me to high school the next year. I had no choice, though.
You got the rest of the year off?? Now I’m jelly!
I hadda ride a short bus!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jOk8dk-qaU
Either way, they make you ride a short bus.
Remember, this idea came from noted genius Bill DeBlasio, the same guy that wants to ban hotdogs in NYC, tear down all of the skyscrapers and replace them with mud huts.
*wink*. *thumbs up*
a national debate over segregated schools
What debate? There’s nothing to debate with a premise like that. Go fuck yourself. There haven’t been segregated schools for decades.
It’s called “de facto segregation” now. Keep up.
The intent is to punish the parents for choosing disapproved living arrangements.
Video Seems to Show Two Gay Lions Having Sex, Goes Viral
IT’S LEO AND ELSA, NOT LEO AND CECIL!
NJ cop claims chief offered a promotion for sex with his wife or child
If he cared about his family he would have given the daughter away.
Exactly
Uh huh. I am thinking this guy’s boss made him for a pussy and was seeing what it would take to get a rise out of him.
Why pandas deserve to go extinct
Related – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQNKhY7ws48
Hong Kong protest art:
https://twitter.com/rachel_cheung1/status/1166532070086021123
There were also protests in London regarding Tommy Robinson, and a straight pride thing in Boston.
The HK protestors are Trumptard plants. There is no way anyone would not love a dictator for life and a communist regime. I mean, no one, just ask any democrat presidential candidate.
‘Joker’ Review: Joaquin Phoenix Kills It In Dark, Timely DC Origin Movie That Is No Laughing Matter – Venice Film Festival
“The King of Comedy” is such a good movie and is also very uncomfortable to watch.
You should only get cancer!
Best scene in that movie.
If you send a resume to a job posted on a Sunday afternoon, you deserve what you get.
Are you speaking directly to me? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?
I’m just tickled by some things I saw today: an unsolicited ejaculation.
ZARDOZ might speak to you; I try to mind my own business.
YOU BETTER NOT BE LAUGHING AT MY RESUME AND COVER LETTER AND ATTACHED HEADSHOTS
proposed: Glibs are seldom great HR types.
The world would be a better place if they were.
They get the job?
BREAKING: PETA Is Insane
https://twitter.com/peta/status/1167490420231876609
PETA can go fuck themselves.
The Goonies 2 Will Happen Someday Promises Main Cast
80s nostalgia sucks. Stranger Things sucks, and every single person who continues to root for the forced recreation of the 80s is a garbage person. Also, The Monster Squad > The Goonies.
The ‘Burbs, or GTFO, classic ensemble cast, great writing, fight me!
I am a huge fan of The ‘Burbs so you will get no argument out of me. Peak Hanks, silly Bruce Dern, Carrie Fisher looking foxy in her mom-do, and the invention of the sardine/pretzel treat.
You keep a horse in your basement?
80s nostalgia sucks.
No more or less than Boomer nostalgia.
every generation thinks it discovered sex and invented nostaglia
but making out in the back of a Bel Air is totes cooler than doing it in a Citation
Eh, we had a 1978 Ford Econoline that Dad fitted out so that we could go to the campgrounds at the state parks. The two seats in the back would turn into a bed and Mom and Dad would sleep on that and us kids got the sleeping bags in tents.
In the eighties, all those cars were still around. I miss the diversity of cars. Now, there’s jelly beans and suvs. Oh, and trucks. Boring blase sameness everywhere.
Blame federal regulations.
I do.
Fight back.
Buy an old car.
#metoo
In CA, 1976 and newer cars are subject to smog testing. Can’t change a thing, and the standards keep tightening. Try buying a stock exhaust system from a 1978 trans am. Ain’t gonna happen.
That’s fucking horrible. no one is daily driving a 43 year old car.
I have noticed that, though, on BaT that Cali residents lament de-smogged cars.
Yeah, if it’s not completely OG, it’d better be pre 1975.
I daily drive a 44 year old car.
If I want 80s nostalgia I’ll just watch the original. Why on earth would I want some surely awful re-creation.
*throws a New Order CD at CJ in an effort to decapitate*
When John Grisham Movies Were King
Ah, the halcyon days of yesteryear, when it was acceptable to have overlapping political viewpoints.
All the goobers ’round here lost their minds during filming; the Grisham stuff was a big windfall.
I’ll take you to all the sights if you like: it will cost you a beer and a pulled pork sammich.
When abortion was safe, legal, and rare.
Also,
Atlanta hip-hop acts TLC, Kriss Kross and Arrested Development
One of these thing is not like the others…
“The Quick 10: 10 Pairs of Actors Oscar-Nominated for the Same Role”
http://mentalfloss.com/article/24122/quick-10-10-pairs-actors-oscar-nominated-same-role
For a Drink in the Park, Mix Red Wine With Coca-Cola. Seriously
This is the real reason the Spanish told the Basque trash to hide in the mountains.
What? WHAT?!I can’t even. I want to pre-puke without having ever tried this.
Sounds like those alcoholic seltzers they market to women.
Ain’t no laws when you drinkin’ the Claws!
Interesting. I’ve heard of that before. I might try it with a Mexican Coke sometime. And maybe use port wine for a more high-octane version?
I’ve also heard of people mixing dark beer with Coke in Germany – can anyone confirm or deny that?
I think mixing beer with lemon soda is more common. And refreshing AF.
So, I was out grilling and listening to this.
Goddamn album is old enough to legally drink.
I’m old.
“‘I would put the son of a gun in jail’: Joe Biden calls for for raves to be criminalised in resurfaced footage”
https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1141621457010774017
This beer is warm. *grapples with the meaning of comfortably numb*
I got shit to do, I don’t want to do any of it. I mean, I want to do something, just not anything that I really need to do. Is that normal? Am I a bad person?
I got shit to do, I don’t want to do any of it. I mean, I want to do something, just not anything that I really need to do. Is that normal? Am I a bad person?
It’s normal. Normally I push through it and get the shit done anyways.
Lately that’s been a problem.
My beer glass is empty. Time for another.
I’m using the ‘It’s a Holiday weekend’ excuse right now. So really, I better drink all the beer I want today, because tomorrow is a dreaded day before work, no matter how much they pretend it’s a holiday. Today is the real holiday.
Its Sunday, do what you want, it only gets worse tomorrow,
Words of wisdom.
Speaking of people on acid
“Dr. Monica Gagliano says that she has received Yoda-like advice from trees and shrubbery. In 2012, she says, an oak tree assured her that a risky grant application — proposing research on sound communication in plants — would be successful.”
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1167936857490853888
I LINKED TO THE PIECE ABOVE PAY ATTENTION
I highly advise her to keep being a retard. Clean up the gene pool, thank you.
Even one of the most successful movie producers used to interact with houseplants.
ewwwww
Another Ficus.
(If you remember the short-lived show “Quark”)
It’s nauseating watching ESPN bitch about Daniil Medvedev while cutting away during his match to do a piece that was basically sucking Nick Kyrgios’ dick.
Who?
ESPN. So, irrelevant.
US Open tennis. I wish it were on Tennis Channel, but unfortunately ESPN have the rights.
I wish someone would put Brad Gilbert out to pasture. Jesus, STFU already.
And Pat McEnroe.
I’ve decided Jimmy Arias is my favorite, by far. Dry humor and doesn’t suck up to anyone.
MIA this week but he’s on Tennis Channel now and then.
Both Mc’s could use a cup of coffee or something.
They are tennis players who bask in the glory of people’s hatred of them. And the sports networks eat that shit up for ratings.
Those two sure are trying to out-asshole each other. I’d say Daniil has the upper hand this week.
Thing is, a lot of people like the heel.
I don’t.
So, they are sort of like wide receivers in the NFL a decade ago?
And still that way?
Did they mark off a spot? He’s all dick.
lol
https://archive.li/smO0X/5b92c9d421ec779644707b0bdc70243f0d40840f.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/tpt1E/2926bda92d7823ea7e0eaec4862adb5a5a077bbe.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/ffqJV/be97d52fbd4f868d664a7f7ae4cefc244dd58325.jpg
NSFW.
oh. my. god.
#metoo.
I’ll give you a +1 for that one.
The first link,that is.
Princess Jenny.
I was present for her first win at Bockfest 2018. I didn’t attend Bockfest 2019 so I missed her second win. Her favorite food is the tears of young children.
The beer is good.
Um, it’s not Jenny Agutter.
+1 American Werewolf.
“A would-be robber was shot dead by an employee at a Philadelphia cell phone store. The tense encounter that lasted less than 12 seconds was captured on surveillance video. The store manager was legally allowed to carry a gun.”
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1167982344411549697
No, I’ve been assured by our good lefty friends that going for your firearm is always the worst thing you can ever do. Call the police and then cower down waiting for them to arrive is what you should do. Otherwise, you might shoot your eye out. /works every time
Nice job.
I wouldn’t convict the store clerk.
Convict? Why would you even arrest him?
Because guns R bad, Mmkay?
Not in PA. Finger guns? Maybe, but real guns? All good.
Even in Philly? I figured they would be more “common-sense”.
He’d be arrested in Philly.
Well, this was Philly – I guess we’ll see what happens.
Philly cops’ attitude towards gun owners.
Can’t they just MOVE on?
Can’t they just MOVE on?
I remember watching that go down on the news when I was a kid.
The houses the city government built to replace the ones they destroyed were absolute shit.
OFFS.
What? Cops always wait for the perp to shoot before firing. This cowboy should have, too!
Lol. Idiots.
You pull a gun, you have earned the whole magazine.
Uh, no.
“Gun grabbers lie.”
/Suthen
“And yes I support the 2nd Amendment.”
No, you don’t. Liar.
I love the armchair quarterbacking from people who have never had to fear for their life. I especially like the one claiming ‘see a pistol is all you need so AR-15’s aren’t needed.’
Yeah? Get a load of this fuckhead: A reporter asked Beto in Charlottesville how he’d reassure people afraid the gov’t would take their assault weapons away.
“I want to be really clear that that’s exactly what we are going to do,” he said. If you own an AK-47 or AR-15, “you’ll have to sell them to the government.”
He also claims that there are more than 300 mass shootings per year. As I recall the Odessa shooter and a majority of other mass shooters used semi-auto pistols. You think he is going to stop with ARs and AKs? The goal is total confiscation, total disarmament of the American people.
http://thoughtcrimeradio.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/WeWillProtectYou.jpg
I’ve been on the other side of a gun pointed at me. Twice. Once in France, and once on the job in America. Surprisingly, no government agents happened to be nearby when I needed them.
En France? Ce n’est pas possible! Seriously, though – pretty damn scary. Was that one a mugging? (What’s French for “mugging?”)
Yep – steps from the Eiffel Tower.
12 people shot and killed in Chi-town this past week, 45 this past month. Open carry must be a thing
I love a happy ending.
legally allowed to carry a gun
SMH
I have the radio on in the back ground for noise. Up comes a news story about the marine that got red flagged in Oregon. Reporter said with glee in her voice how successful the law is. So I had a look for more stories about it. Q posted https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/08/an-ex-marine-said-hed-slaughter-antifa-the-fbi-using-oregons-new-red-flag-law-took-his-guns-away.html this morning. And I found https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/fbi-uses-red-flag-law-to-seize-weapons-from-former-marine-who-threatened-to-slaughter-antifa which links to the other story. It bothers me that neither of these mention that the FBI could have went and detained this idiot without the new law. The fuckhead sent a letter to a member of congress stating if they didn’t do something he was going to start shooting antifa members back in March. WTF did he think would come of that statement? He was so sure that was the right thing to do he later went to the mayors house and started yelling in his front yard while openly packing. Ya the dude is fucking nuts and needed some help, but fuck me if they can use this as a justification for red flag laws when it isn’t. The FBI had a law on the books to deal with this guy and anyone like him but you know as well as I that the FBI is not going to argue that they don’t need another one.
I’m calling in Chicago, whole city needs red-flagging.
What is remarkable to me is how incredibly ignorant about guns and gun laws the people are who think they should be making the rules about guns. We don’t tolerate that in any other realm of law, why would we in this one. Common sense screams that that is absurd.
Almost all of the proposals for new laws they have come up with are already illegal. What they are doing is pushing for more and more redundant laws sneaking in little incremental advances towards total confiscation with each new one. Their efforts are motivated by malice and they are lying sacks of shit. Anyone who is a gun grabber is someone I would not trust in any sphere of life in any way. By being a gun grabber they are proving themselves a completely unprincipled, mendacious person who will say or do anything to get what they want and fuck you.
The shiteaters can’t have my guns. The answer is no. There, we had a conversation about it.
The shiteaters can’t have my guns. The answer is no. There, we had a conversation about it.
Seconded.
?
I generally find that when Suthen has spoken on this topic, I can find little or nothing to add to the conversation other than my agreement.
I usually raise a glass, but yes, I agree.
Don’t forget to red flag this asshole too
And to me, this is the conversation that should be taking place. Is saying you are going to stand up for your rights a threat? Or is an actual threat a threat and should that even be punishable. I know some here don’t think words should be punishable and is probably something I could be persuaded to.
“It bothers me that neither of these mention that the FBI could have went and detained this idiot without the new law.”
It’s gonna be the new “stand your ground.” I lost count of how many times reporters and others portrayed pure self-defense as examples of stand-your-ground.
“Alex Jones And Count Dankula : The Interview”
https://twitter.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1168277341073793024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtibnUWp_TE
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dave_chappelle_sticks_and_stones
Critics hate David Chapelle.
Oops. Should not have been a reply.
Should read ‘hate it so far’.
Rufus is the first clue in Friday’s crossword
Five letter word for awesome?
No, that’s “pussy”.
Or “titty”.
“Vulva”
I’m called many five letter words.
Almost none of them good or ‘awesome’.
HE SAID THINGS THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE CRYING TEARS OF SADNESS
MEANIEHEAD!
I wonder if an under ground club scene for comedians who aren’t woke is gonna happen.
AUDIENCE SCORE
Ratings: Not yet available
Golly. What a shock.
Beautiful night.
Frogs and crickets are competing for vocal dominance. Temp is nice and the mosquitos appear to have taken the night off.
Cheers, Glibs!
It is. Bit humid but bottoming out around 70 is making up for it.
Hey Tundra, any interest in going to see a show at the Hook and Ladder Thursday, September 12th. It’s gonna be an Allman Brothers Tribute and Derek Trucks Tribute billed as the Great Minnesoda Slide Show. I’ll be making the trip up from La Crosse and doubt I’ll find anyone to go with me on a Thursday night. The main guitarist doing the Derek Trucks stuff in also in the Allman tribute band and he’s an incredible player. All the musicians are great. Here’s a sample of the Allman Brothers Tribute band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqpDSbE53N8
Here’s a guitar solo sample I recorded from a show in La Crosse. The guitar player Tom plays in the same style as Derek Trucks.
https://youtu.be/bT8JzF7refo?t=333
Hey Pud!
I’d love to, but I’m gonna be at First Ave. watching the Descendents and pretending I’m not ancient that night!
Too bad, because those guys look like a blast and that’s a great venue.
Shoot me an email at minnetundra AT those assholes who know everything about you, so we can coordinate next time!
I was going to make an NSA joke, but yeah, Google probably knows more about us than the NSA.
…I mean until Google just hands it all over.
Message sent from landscapeguy. Have fun at the Decendents show.
Not there. Gmail?
I resent it. I typed in the wrong address.
Got it. Thanks, Pud!
Cheers! 73 here clear skies. It’s dark by 8:30 so it’s much easier to get our kids to sleep.
Fall is here. We’ve just stepped into my favorite month of the year.
#metoo
Except for leaf clean-up, I’d agree with you.
Before I moved to New England, Spring was my favorite season.
In New England, Spring sucks.
And it doesn’t give change.
Thanks for pissing on my corn flakes…
Same here. High 70’s/80’s during the day, dropping to 60’s/50’s at night. 70F right now.
And a breeze.
Political science BA in 2009 and then continuous schooling until the present and this is what you get.
https://twitter.com/mirandayaver/status/1168267070946959360
Miranda Yaver can go fuck herself.
WUT?
Now that is funny.
I wonder what other subject of conversation make her think of cock.
That is an excellent question, let’s ask her.
I liked this comment
https://mobile.twitter.com/notdonnabrazile/status/1168284066757709827/photo/1
A sapper of No. 1 Dog Platoon, 277th Field Park Company, Royal Engineers, with his dog ‘Nigger’, Normandy – 1944
How many relatives did I have who had that same unfortunate nickname?
One. The answer is one.
We need common sense administrative nullification of the second amendment along with universal gun confisc… err buy back and criminalization of millions of law-abiding subje… err citizens.
For the non-aborted, post-birth fetuses.
Also, I’m drunk on Malbec and eating roasted Anaheims that are making me feel like the top of my head is detaching.
Anaheims? Pussy.
Good taste, though.
Not these.
That reminds me I have to see the chili dealer tomorrow. Thanks.
I found a decent Hispanic grocery really close to me that has all the good stuff. So nice!
I never see them say outright what their intentions are. “With a stroke of my pen I want to turn millions of Americans that have never committed a crime into instant felons. I want to pass out prison terms and fines like they are confetti.”
It is the same sentiment as the pro-gun grabber crowd that thinks NRA members should be executed by firing squad.
I wonder if the 2A has been so watered down this is inevitable.
It feels as though eventually they’ll just exhaust people into giving up.
Armed conflict or dystopian authoritarianism. Those are the only two long term outcomes.
I wonder if the 2A has been so watered down this is inevitable.
See Heller. Scalia left enough holes to drive 18 wheelers through.
Soooo….fucked at some point down the road? Sounds as though the gun grabbers know this.
Yes.
More beer.
Cheers
I had both the Little Sumpin Sumpin and the Little Sumpin Hazy from Lagunitas today. Quite enjoyable; the Hazy particularly so.
Yes, and then they made this,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/K1KMjcS7A5vKyK4Q7
Yum. That looks good.
This is good, Lagunitas always has new stuff to try, mostly good, so they are a fun brewery no matter what,
‘A two-year-old smoking’, 1959
Absolute legend.
LOL
I saw a whole series once of like Bowery Boys type kids smoking on street-corners. A most sophisticated age.
Caption contest? Madame Tussauds latest is a giant hit.
https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/iuvk6exKAJeM/v0/800x-1.jpg
“Who’s the nerd now, huh?”
“Can they tell my butthole is itchy ?”
“Yes, I farted.”
“I was in the olive oil business with his father, that’s all.”
ALOL
I hope they don’t ask me about “Glibertarians”.
“My penis is so small.”
“I’m not now, and never have been, a member of the Communist Party.”
I remember a similar question from way back in the day when I had a security clearance.
“They can drag me in for questioning, but they can’t shtop my shtuyle.”
Wallace Stevens was an alligator wrestler in his youth.
America’s second greatest poet (Maya Angelou being the first) was a legend.
And that concludes “Crusty goes on the Twitters” for this evening.
I don’t usually enjoy poetry, but when I do, it’s Poe.
Is she really ‘Murica’s greatest?
No, she is most certainly not.
She was also most certainly not a doctor of anything.
This, evermore.
^White people question.
The Stones are Inside Me
For those fans of The Fifth Element out there.
Holy shit!
Weird. She’s stealing my sex sounds.
So you fake orgasms?
I fake not having orgasms.
Careful. You can pull a muscle that way.
If you try to hold it in, it’ll come out your nostril.
I think I’ve seen that video.
Rebel Galaxy Evil Ways
One song from the original game. Outlaw, the new game has the best soundtrack of any game, ever. Hundreds of hours of great music you have never heard. Not much on Youtube yet, I guess because the game is just so new.
This is definitely on there.
Rebel Galaxy Outlaw
1997 Toyota Tercel
Should I have another beer?
No.
No, you’re totally cut off.
When I think of older Toyotas I like, I always think about the later model Celicas.
Supra or GTFO
No, I can’t think of the one I’m talking about. I think they were making them in the 90s, and I still see some of them around. Very aerodyamic ahead of their time. I think it’s one of the first cars I ever saw in that burnt orange color.
MR2
Heh, I just remembered the error of my way. The car I was thinking of is actually a Mitsubishi Eclipse, oops.
Eclipse Cross is on my next car list. Gotta convince the missus, though. She wants a Stepwagon (Van).
But I do love the 90s model Celicas.
“clipse Cross is on my next car list. Gotta convince the missus, though. She wants a Stepwagon (Van).”
I want a Alfa Romeo C4 Spider. Wife doesn’t have a problem with it, she has a beautiful SUV while I’m driving my beater, but we want a new house too, so puts a damper on my evil plans.
I love the late 90’s Eclipse. And Supra/Celica/MR2 with the rounded body style.
But do you feel coke?
“I want a Alfa Romeo C4 Spider.”
heh, I think that is 4C. Might help when going to the dealership. Or not.
Yes, I would like to feel her.
“I love the late 90’s Eclipse. And Supra/Celica/MR2 with the rounded body style.”
#MeToo
Wow. That new Supra is something.
It’s sort of like this. Midlife crisis is a right. That’s what they told me. Wife can stop this if we buy a new home. Otherwise, buying the car, nothing more to say.
No, you’re totally cut off.
Fuck.
I was just kidding, drink up bro!
Alright! Brawler is next.
As a bonus, hickok45 shooting a Swede m38.
I’m planning on getting all exotic this fall when the temps finally fall from 80-90s avg. For now, it’s just all my Heineken/Stella norm.
America’s second greatest poet (Maya Angelou being the first)
Ogden Nash was a better poet than Maya Angelou. James Thurber, too.
Seriously- Langston Hughes.
Not E.E. Cummings?
you mispelled e.e.
Yeah, he was a freak.
But then there’s this:
Sounds like Geisel
Seymore Butts?
Ben Dover.
Haywood Jablomie
He lives in Fargo.
American hero.
lol
The only thing better would have been Haywood and his pal Richard Kazinia.
Bang Bros.
Not bad.
BTW, Tres, happy b day. Now that you know what it’s like to be old, live like you don’t have 4 more decades to ponder it.
Thanks.
And if I took your advice, Id be dead by the end of the week!
#SkylineChili4Eva
Happy birthday!
Muhammad Ali.
I’m purty.
Seriously: Theodor Geisel
Fight me.
The Springfield Museum has his father’s guns.
https://invidio.us/watch?v=z_K4J8r7pxY
Joker looking frazzled here.
I don’t get the squeals of joy over “Stan the Man” – what a narcissist.
Whatevz, I just hope either of them beats Middle-Finger Daniil and then Fed-Fed.
Love the way Medvedev handled the boos he got the other day.
Nah. I don’t like assholes.
And… Joker is done. Huh.
NY Crowd gets panties all twisted over what wasn’t that big of deal and Med tells them to GFT. Sure, he’s an asshole, but I loved that.
He dissed a ball-boy and then give the finger to the crowd.
Fuck him. Hard.
This is not a NY thing. Any audience would have reacted the same to what he did.
I like the heel act. No one was actually hurt.
Heh, it’s not an act. This isn’t wrestling.
He’s a dick. No question.
Yeah, I’m not excited for the Jauquin Phoenix Joker movie either.
Get your mind out of the comic book.
If I do the alternative certainly isn’t going to be tennis.
Seriously: Theodor Geisel
Better than Maya Angelou.
Rudyard Kipling. The answer to the question – Who is America’s best poet? is Rudyard Kipling. Kipling is simply the best poet. He is the Ur-poet and therefore the best American poet.
Hakim Bey is a very close second.
Rick Springfield is America’s best poet, hands down.
Damn straight
Was going to link to that very song if you had gone with Jesse’s Girl.
Everyone in the Yacht Rock series, except for that dead weight of a nothing zero Messina, (meaning Loggins, Frey, et al), > Rupert Holmes > Richard Marx > Springfield.
Point of order- Kipling was British
While heathen Bombay in Her Majesty’s Raj was where the Ur-Poet first sprang into existence, he is universal. He is therefore, the greatest American poet.
If we are loose with the definition of poet, I would also put forward that M&M fellow. His lyrics are quite clever and a few steps ahead of his contemporaries.
The man from Nantucket.
aww Fuck it,,
And then tuck it.
Dorothy Parker, bitchezz!
So, I guess the Afd far right shitlords came up just short of trouncing Merkel’s destroy German whatever the cost Party. Anyone have an opinion on this?
Everyone sucks.
Everything sux.
It’s just one of those days
That biscuit is their ‘music’.
This sounds like a grosser version of rainbow parties.
Except that biscuit parties actually exist.
Trust me.
Go to college, Milo.
I don’t really know enough to judge whether they’re the Nazis everyone is making them out to be. It’s not easy to find objective reporting on this stuff.
I’m just making a guess here. Left of Mao? Nazis.
Err, I mean right of Mao.
Or probably both.
Meh, they “oppose immigration”. And because they are the only party that advocates anything other than wide-open arms, that means they attract a let’s-say wide variety of opinion on that topic.
We’ve seen this phenomenon before.
I have no idea about any other plank of theirs, because nobody wants to talk about it.
NAZIS ARE NotT ObJECtive!!11!!!
Don’t read Wikipedia. AfD are Nazi lovers who are also pro-Israel. Just like Hitler!
That sneaky shylok bastard!
Emperors, ranked:
Ice-Cream
Norton
Palpatine
The Pope is a Rabbit, and…..?
I think you’re forgetting someone, cuz.
Proud father moment today. Took my four year old to the gun section at Scheels. She was very respectful of the guns on display and seemed somewhat interested in them. I don’t think she’s quite old enough to understand fully, but she seems to understand you don’t touch. Now I’m wondering, what’s a good age to take them out and teach them to shoot? Also I need to start shopping for her first .22.
My Son started at 4, YMMV
We’re definitely teaching the safety portion at 4, but she’s not ready to pick up a rifle. I’m guessing the best policy is wait and see based on maturity and interest.
That’s excellent.
I started a bit late… teens.
At a time when stray dogs were killed (which contributed to the current coyote explosion we are currently poorly fighting), some dogs became local heroes.
San Francisco – cool until they celebrated people pooing on the street. Do I harbor a strict hatred for San Fransisco because I, the useless 3 (maybe a 5 or 6 but if personality is included, and it is, I suffer), turned down a chance to go to Sannie Frannie (yes, Sannie Frannie – trust me, people will go nuts) with a tall and beautiful blond woman with large breasts because I am so very dumb and will root for that horrible city to crumble until the day either I or it crumbles?
Yes. Yes I do. Crumble under the weight of human feces. CRUMBLE!
Sannie Frannie
Sacred San Jacinto (sahn ha SIN TOE) is Santy Sinny to at least a few Texans
I respect that. That state had to do something to avenge their embarrassing defeat to a bunch of browns, and I’m glad that battle has not been forgotten.
Or call it, “Frisco”.
I made my first kill at six. Ruger MKII. I wasent strong enough to charge it. My dad has it stuffed. Just a marmot but it was a great shot. In one ear out the other.
Is this one of the greatest videos of all time, or is there something wrong with me? Wife asked that I put on my headphones.
White Noise
Is the video good? No. Is the song good? Yes.
BTW, I think I know where The Hat was before he chose Trump.
As creative a guy as Rob is, this video is surprisingly lame-ass.
This was only a few years after he was an intern on Pewee’s Playhouse, he still had some learnin’ to do on film making.
It’s a decent song, but it’s definitely also one that’s improved by copious alcohol consumption.
Speaking of songs that are improved by copious alcohol consumption
This was my shit when I was straight edge, what’s that say about my drunk choice in music?
Oh, I’m not saying it’s a bad song. Quite the opposite. Add alcohol and it takes on a little more energy. Same for this one.
And this.
I tapped out for all of these. I’d rather fly high.
Best Ozzy song. Ever.
Best Ozzy song. Ever.
Oh yes.
Now it just feels like you’re hitting on me.
Posted before that Saliva link, ew.
Have some SOiL instead.
The fuck is wrong with Saliva?
As a child of 80’s hair metal, Click Click Boom really “spoke to me” with this stanza:
It was a real nice change to hearing rock-stars sing (whine) about their 1st world problems.
They sucked at both rock and rap, and somehow combined the two and made it all worse.
Not bad. I think you’ve linked Soil before? They’re OK.
I think I’ve linked Soil’s song Halo before. Not to be confused with Oleander’s song Halo, two completely different songs.
Oops, here’s the Oleander song, like I said, completely different, this is definitely not metal, but good if you’re in the mood.
Yes! That SOiL song kicks ass. I dig it.
The Oleander was OK. Not in the mood. However, I do wonder Why I’m Here.
“Why I’m Here” is a masterpiece, it’s a shame the song wasn’t bigger.
I think meaning wise, this song is probably SOiL’s most on point for glibs, I think I’ve linked it here before as well.
Wow. They can really sound like these guys. Or these –mostly same- guys.
Heh, I surely do have a preferred vocal style for music. I called ‘The Voice’ Butch Walker calls it the Pickle in Mouth technique. Either way, Days of the New II sucked.
Ha! Excellent.
I’m reminded of another one of my favorite singers who probably falls under that category.
RIP Gord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d34uMARWgKY
If I wanted to hear a song that slow I’d listen to a ballad.
Have a ballad
I like this version better.
Nothing is wrong with you. Your wife is missing out.
I was expecting this.
https://youtu.be/ZWSPItDCOkI
If Marc Benioff and his horrible company went away would we survive? You prepper gun nuts would, but I mean the rest of us, those of us who refuse to plan ahead, those of us who #yolo and such, would we survive?
Would we?
God I hope so. I have a friend who works for them. Serious TDS that girl has and her employer doesn’t help.
I think the sales divisions of half the companies in this country would fall apart if they didn’t have SF’ “tools”.
Exactly!
Most sales practices seem to be based on the principles of sympathetic magic.
Salesforce is a bullshit company that does nothing for anyone.
I saw a retard with a bumper sticker of “Let the Youth Be Heard” this evening. As if they had anything worthwhile to say other than STFU.
Being stupidly curious, I wondered what it for. Turns out to be slogan for the org behind the sham sock puppet “childrens’” climate change lawsuit against fedgov.
https://www.ourchildrenstrust.org/board-of-directors
Yeah, real youth driven group there. What a fucking joke. Yet none of that will be publicized or even mentioned in the many articles about the lawsuits.
Well, you can’t let kids just tell you how to run a charity, they’re idiots! They can only come to a logical conclusion of scientific data where the methods aren’t released to the general public, and create a comprehensive plan to save the entire world using only socialist means; they’re just kids!
I fucking love child science.
That’s just stepping into OMWC territory.
I agree.
/Jeffrey Epstein
I love fucking child science?
I love science fucking child?
I fuck science love child?
Seen here. (NSFW, like Q likes)
Why? What inspired someone to draw that?
OK, now you’re just making it weird.
Sicko.
Children are the future.
I’d vote for her over everyone else, at least she has an excuse, from her milf.
As an aside: I do find it to be a major logical inconsistency that Lefties want the government to take over healthcare but claim to believe in the free market for other things. If it’s possible to just provide something as complex as healthcare for free, why not provide every single product/service under that model as well? If the government can be trusted to provide things free of charge with no injury to supply or quality, why wouldn’t you want them to also manufacture cars, coffee mugs, computers, food, houses, and cell phones? If private industry is just an outmoded system that leads to greedy capitalists cutting corners, screwing over consumers, and ripping off workers, why would you not advocate full communism?
To paraphrase a wise a man from Suthen Glibertopia; They lie.
Back by popular demand!
https://archive.li/r9arj/d1abbb20baf6d555e56a6ee3209c9ecccbef6097.jpg
NSFW.
Fuck.
Since I had a birthday, and Im now gilded at 50, I think Im entitled to a midlife crisis.
You’re getting an extra girlfriend or two right?
Congrats, dude! It only gets worse.
50? Start smoking ciggies – that’s what I’m going to do.
Anyone wanna give me 1000 dollars?
https://www.gunbroker.com/item/830084800
That is one of the ugliest guns. Yet I find it strangely appealing. And repelling.
I would buy a Dragonov to hang it on the wall like a painting, that I wouldn’t take home at last call.
Looks like a squirt gun.
Help, needs you.
A song dedicated to all the 2020 Presidential candidates.
Bingo
The heck? Doesn’t anyone get tomorrow off? Did CPRM scare everyone away?
Thanks for reminding me I have to work tomorrow! *Falls asleep and Glibertarians.com becomes the place where all the hot chicks are as soon as leave*
I can be off tomorrow if I want, but I think I’m going to go in for some of dat sweet-ass holiday pay. Plus, it’s always dead on holidays, so I’ll just be sitting there most of the day. The biggest challenge will be staying awake.
PS: I work second shift, so my bedtime is 4 AM anyway.
BTW, don’t try the squid the way I posted yesterday. Showed the pics to a chef today for feed back and he laughed audibly. He gave me some tips which I’ll try next week. I’ll post again when I get it right.
I do. That’s why I’m sitting in a parking lot at midnight to pick up my youngest when she returns from a day at Disneyland.
Need some ideas to pass the time?
I’m game.
Now that’s presidential!
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/09/01/beto-orourke-is-raising-money-for-moms-demand-action-and-march-for-our-lives-with-an-f-bomb-t-shirt/
So porn and Bataan?
Where are the night owls? No Sir Digby. No Festus. No SP. I’m starting to think this isn’t a 24 hour a day operation.
I’m lurking but exhausted and I have a double shift tomorrow. Poor Digby probably needs a day or two to recuperate and recharge.