Tuesday Afternoon Links

Good Afternoon, everyone. How are each and every one of ya? I’m a little bit down. Last year we inherited two old revolvers. I finally had them looked at, and neither one is in shooting condition. Both are also older than I thought. The .32 is a 1912 Colt. Unfortunately it needs a new barrel and some mechanical work. The guys at the gunshop were sorry that it had been used so well, because in better condition they would have tried to make me leave with a pile of cash instead of taking it home. They were still pleased to have met her. I also have a pre-1915 S&W M&P .38. It also needs some mechanical work before it will work again. They suggested I clean them up and take them to this other guy they know who likes working on old guns. So maybe I’ll do that.

Employment at 50 year high, Incarceration at 20 year low.

It turns out that super-moron Jacob Wohl was behind the ham-fisted sexual assault smears against Buttigieg.

…And this is why Trump is only my least-worst-option. $2,000,000,000,000 in infrastructure? For fuck’s sake. That should pay for a new bridge over every stretch of highway in America.

Jesus, did we learn nothing from the 90s? The economy is growing. Employment is at record highs. Why change any of the settings now?

So I guess your undead boyfriend will have to find a new way to show his love after “Vampire facials” leave a pair of recipients with HIV.

And with that, I’ll just throw this on there and try to pretend I didn’t blow that punchline.

Comments

342 responses to “Tuesday Afternoon Links”

  1. Tres Cool

    “incarceration at 20-year low”

    Wont someone thing about the prison worker’s jobs ?

    1. Tres Cool

      /think

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      “How are we supposed to run a state if we don’t have enough prison slave labor?” – Kamala Harris

    3. J. Frank Parnell

      Harris 2020!

  2. grrizzly

    The two claim to be right-wing, but no true conservative would knowingly smear someone with a falsehood.

    LOL.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      But of course.

    2. prolefeed

      The No True Conservative Scotsman fallacy.

  3. Juvenile Bluster

    Oh great. John Bolton’s on the case (translated from the Spanish Language Miami Herald’s minute by minute coverage of Venezuela)

    2:55 pm: “This is your last chance”, Bolton to Minister of Defense and President of the Supreme Court of Venezuela

    US Security Adviser John Bolton warned Venezuela’s Defense Minister Vladimir Padrino on Tuesday; the president of the Supreme Court of Justice, Maikel Moreno and the commander of the presidential Honor Guard, Iván Hernández, that this is his last opportunity to accept the amnesty of interim president Juan Guaidó.

    “They ran out of time,” Bolton said and urged them to protect the Constitution and remove the ruling Nicolás Maduro from power and the United States will eliminate them from their sanctions lists.

    The official also said that Cuba is behind the repression against Venezuelans on Tuesday and asked the Russians not to intervene in Venezuela. He reiterated that all options are on the table.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Also, at least 25 soldiers (apparently none of them high level) have noped the fuck out and applied for asylum in Brazil. Can’t really blame them. Brazillian Trump seems inclined to approve it.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      That won’t help the coup’s perceived legitimacy at all will it? God I hate that Freddy Mercury mustached motherfucker.

    3. Count Potato

      “Protesters are run over by Maduro’s armoured vehicles as gunfire breaks out, sending civilians running for cover after Juan Guaido calls for military uprising, sparking clashes with pro-regime troops”

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6975871/Venezuelas-Juan-Guaido-calls-military-revolt-final-phase-overthrowing-President-Maduro.html

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I look forward to a public square execution of that fat fucker.

        I only wish Chomsky, Belafonte, and Penn were there with him.

        1. Suthenboy

          Ditto.

      2. mexican sharpshooter

        Man. Look at that shit show.

  4. Stinky Wizzleteats

    How the hell is Wohl not either in prison or living under a bridge because he’s been sued into the poorhouse. It’s got to just be a matter of time.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Lots of donations from random liberals in hipster coffee shops.

    2. He can live with Michael Avenatti.

    3. Michael

      All I ever remember about this kid was the weird press conference he gave where his totally-not-an-ambulance-chaser attorney stood there with his fly open the entire time.

      That and something about hipster coffee shops.

  5. Sean

    Employment is at record highs.

    Yeah, which means it’s a pain to try to hire new employees.

    1. Rasilio

      Tell that to my wife who has been unsuccessfully looking for work for 6 months

      1. Brett L

        Has she considered truck driving?

      2. MikeS

        L

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          U

          1. R C Dean

            N

          2. Fatty Bolger

            2

          3. A Leap at the Wheel

            C

          4. MikeS

            O

          5. Mad Scientist

            P

    2. Not Adahn

      This is why Jus’ Say’n doesn’t comment anymore

      1. SugarFree

        He’s still hanging around in the cesspit.

  6. The Other Kevin

    “incarceration at 20-year low”

    Alternate headline: “Trump policies allow thousands of white supremacists to roam free!”

  7. Private Chipperbot

    Vamire spa? Let’s put Bon Jovi on the case.

  8. BakedPenguin

    Employment at 50 year high, Incarceration at 20 year low.

    DAMN RAYCIS TRUMP!

    1. R C Dean

      Yeah, but who is winning? Maduro and his Russian and Cuban allies, or Guaido?

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Probably Maduro, because he still has most of the military (though a lot less of it than he had a week ago).

        1. Dr. Fronkensteen

          Unfortunately I think you’re right.

          1. R C Dean

            Yeah, if Guiado was planning on a spontaneous popular uprising, well, that’s not a good plan.

      2. First you win the battle, then you win the war, then you get the toilet paper.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          …and knowing is half the battle!

        2. The Last American Hero

          “If your enemy thinks you will take a piss, take a dump. When your enemy thinks you are taking a dump, take a piss.”

          Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    2. The Other Kevin

      I think this is a good time to remind everyone that they don’t have real socialism in Venezuela.

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        But what about Scandinavia? /proggie

    3. Trolleric the Goth

      it’s definitely a fight, the protestors/oppo appear to be getting more organized and the BNG (NOT the military) are engaging them with a LOT of teargas/LTL shotgun rounds. The sun’s livestream is near constant pops of gunfire.

      great to keep going on the third monitor while working

      1. Trolleric the Goth

        and as I type that the Sun’s stream goes down.

        it’s definitely not snuffed out no matter what maduro says

  9. wdalasio

    Honestly, the whole Wohl story just sounds too ham-fisted and idiotic to be real. I mean, the story last night had Wohl calling Buttigieg a “terminal threat” to the Trump presidency. Who uses language like that? And, really, doesn’t this play out perfectly for Buttigieg. It establishes him as the Democrat Trump is “scared of” and gets him a nice allotment of victim points. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a “meta-hoax” sponsored by the Buttigieg campaign.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      I wold agree with you if I didn’t know who Jacob Wohl is.

      If anyone is stupid enough to try and pull that off it’s him. Fuck, he’s done the same kind of thing before.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I just think Wohl is that stupid.

    3. I wouldn’t be so fast to Booty judge.

      1. HM would judge booty.

    4. BakedPenguin

      Personally, I’m cynical enough at this point to believe this as a possibility.

      Or, as Brett said, he’s just dumb as a f*cking stump and managed to learn nothing from the Jussi Smolett case.

    5. Suthenboy

      If it were done in earnest I would have suggested he consult with the DNC before trying this, but I am not convinced it was done in earnest.

      1. If this were done in earnest he may have just been Bunburying.

        1. Supposedly Oscar Wilde was into intercrural sex.

    6. R C Dean

      Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a “meta-hoax” sponsored by the Buttigieg campaign.

      Can’t rule it out, that’s for sure. I just don’t know if they are smart enough to try to immunize him against scandals, or set him up as a presumptive victim, by sponsoring an obviously bullshit fake accusation early in the game.

      1. Suthenboy

        It doesnt really matter. I have a better chance of beating Trump than any of the Dems do. Record high employment, growth, etc and the DNC is running on crushing the economy and disenfranchising middle america. They are insane. They are going to lose lose lose and still wont be able to figure out why.

        1. R C Dean

          Suthen for Prez!

          I look forward to the White House sponsored workshops on reloading.

          1. Suthenboy

            Mandatory membership in the CMP for all! National constitutional carry law!

        2. Michael

          Walter Mondale 2020!

          1. Enough About Palin
          2. Rhywun

            At least Americans had the good sense to reject that message rather soundly. I don’t have the same confidence any more.

          3. Raven Nation

            I was in Australia in 1984, hated Reagan, and still thought this from the debates was hilarious:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJhCjMfRndk

    7. Count Potato

      Also, there was, and still is, very little chance Buttgeese could win the nomination.

  10. Suthenboy

    Does HIV infection count as a stupid prize?

  11. J. Frank Parnell

    “Vampire facials” leave a pair of recipients with HIV.

    Aren’t they supposed to use the blood of virgins?

    1. Unreconstructed

      Well, they could have been “technical” virgins.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Or virgin heroin addicts.

        ….

        Nah

      2. R C Dean

        If a chick has only taken it up the butt, isn’t she still a “technical” virgin?

        What about guys? If a guy gets anal from a chick, she is still a virgin, but he isn’t? What about two guys? If a chick is a virgin if she only does anal, are gay dudes virgins basically forever?

        So many questions . . . .

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Here you go…

          https://old.reddit.com/r/sexadvice/

          NSFW, obviously

    2. Brett L

      Who was the young haemophiliac who died of AIDS in the early 90s?

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Hitler? No, wait, wrong joke.

        Ryan White.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Too bad it wasn’t Ryan Leaf.

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            BLEEEP don’t talk to me alright! Knock it off.

      2. Private Chipperbot

        One of the Romanovs? Wait, which 90s?

        1. BakedPenguin

          Anastasia grunged in vain.

  12. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: Self-Explanatory

    1. Suthenboy

      They keep taking my advice.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKUOB8MN4Kc

    2. And despite the fact that Trump has denounced white supremacists, neo-nazis and KKKers on numerous occasions, and said the ‘very fine people’ comment about people protesting for and against removal of confederate statues, and explicitly not the tiki marchers, the MSM has continued to insist he’s never denounced them and said that the tiki gang were the very fine people. And since the DU crowd would never consider seeking out anything but the party line, the oft-repeated lies have now become the truth.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I blame FoxNews

        1. Ed Wuncler

          Ummm, don’t you mean Faux News?

          1. Rebel Scum

            I believe it’s Dumb Fux.

      2. DEG

        He said, “on both sides”, so that means he’s only criticizing one side.

      3. grrizzly

        Always relevant:

        Thomas Jefferson to John Norvell

        14 June 1807

        To your request of my opinion of the manner in which a newspaper should be conducted, so as to be most useful, I should answer, “by restraining it to true facts & sound principles only.” Yet I fear such a paper would find few subscribers. It is a melancholy truth, that a suppression of the press could not more compleatly deprive the nation of it’s benefits, than is done by it’s abandoned prostitution to falsehood. Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knolege with the lies of the day. I really look with commiseration over the great body of my fellow citizens, who, reading newspapers, live & die in the belief, that they have known something of what has been passing in the world in their time; whereas the accounts they have read in newspapers are just as true a history of any other period of the world as of the present, except that the real names of the day are affixed to their fables. General facts may indeed be collected from them, such as that Europe is now at war, that Bonaparte has been a successful warrior, that he has subjected a great portion of Europe to his will, &c., &c.; but no details can be relied on. I will add, that the man who never looks into a newspaper is better informed than he who reads them; inasmuch as he who knows nothing is nearer to truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods & errors. He who reads nothing will still learn the great facts, and the details are all false.

        Perhaps an editor might begin a reformation in some such way as this. Divide his paper into 4 chapters, heading the 1st, Truths. 2d, Probabilities. 3d, Possibilities. 4th, Lies. The first chapter would be very short, as it would contain little more than authentic papers, and information from such sources as the editor would be willing to risk his own reputation for their truth. The 2d would contain what, from a mature consideration of all circumstances, his judgment should conclude to be probably true. This, however, should rather contain too little than too much. The 3d & 4th should be professedly for those readers who would rather have lies for their money than the blank paper they would occupy.

    3. Rebel Scum

      Parkland dude is Hispanic and apolitical. Pittsburgh dude hates Trump. I don’t even know the Poway dude. And Chancellorsville is still the same bs lie.

  13. Old Man With Candy

    “Vampire facial” turned out to be far less interesting than I imagined.

    1. Brett L

      Imagine how disappointed Pie is.

    2. Spudalicious

      Watch the teeth!

  14. Chafed

    Awesome song Brett

    1. MikeS

      Chafed is right. And he knows about stuff like this.

  15. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: Climate Change Cthulhu – You’ll Want To Die First

    What if I told you there was a paper on climate change that was so uniquely catastrophic, so perspective-altering, and so absolutely depressing that it’s sent people to support groups and encouraged them to quit their jobs and move to the countryside?

    Good news: there is. It’s called “Deep Adaptation: A Map for Navigating Climate Tragedy.” I was introduced to it via an unlikely source—a guy formerly in advertising who had left his job to become a full-time environmental campaigner. “We’re fucked,” he told me. “Climate change is going to fuck us over. I remember thinking, Should I just accept the deep adaptation paper and move to the Scottish countryside and wait out the apocalypse?”

    “Deep Adaptation” is quite unlike any other academic paper. There’s the language (“we are about to play Russian Roulette with the entire human race with already two bullets loaded”). There’s the flashes of dark humor (“I was only partly joking earlier when I questioned why I was even writing this paper”). But most of all, there’s the stark conclusions that it draws about the future. Chiefly, that it’s too late to stop climate change from devastating our world—and that “climate-induced societal collapse is now inevitable in the near term.”

    1. R C Dean

      So, an eco-survivalist? If you take their blathering seriously, its probably the only rational response.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Say what you will about the ELF, they took their arguments seriously.

    2. Suthenboy

      “Good news: there is.”

      There is the tell.

      “it’s too late to stop climate change from devastating our world”

      Oooopsie! Look for this guy Zing to get zinged. That is not how a scam works. It can never be too late. If you want the mark to hand over the cash doom has to be lurking just around the corner…lurking. Doom lurks, it never actually arrives. What a dummy.

      What ever happened to that ‘climate scientist’ that told us it was too late, that the antarctic ice shelf was already collapsing? Haven’t heard from that silly fuck since, have we?
      Same thing is going to happen to this moron.

    3. Rhywun

      “Unique” now means “I’ve read this a hundred times before”, I guess.

    4. Enough About Palin

      ““we are about to play Russian Roulette with the entire human race with already two bullets loaded””

      Open your eyes to the truth! It’s EXACTLY LIKE THIS (though minus one bullet):

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHtQwxKaofk

    5. Michael

      …a guy formerly in advertising who had left his job to become a full-time environmental campaigner.

      This is the “mortgage the house to invest in multi-level marketing opportunity” of the new millennium.

    6. prolefeed

      If by “climate induced societal collapse” they mean the climate alarmists ramming through the GND or something equally idiotic and fucking over the economy, then it is a danger.

    7. Chipwooder

      Even a schmuck like me is familiar with some of the evidence Bendell sets out to prove his point. You only needed to step outside during the record-breaking heatwave last year to acknowledge that 17 of the 18 hottest years on the planet have occurred since 2000.

      Don’t these people scream about temperatures not being the same thing as climate when people note how fucking cold the winters have been the past few years? I guess that’s only the case when it doesn’t support their catechism.

      1. R C Dean

        You only needed to step outside during the record-breaking heatwave last year to acknowledge that 17 of the 18 hottest years on the planet have occurred since 2000.

        False.

      2. Fatty Bolger

        It also entirely ignores that the planet is current in an ice age, unlike most of it’s long history. The geologic record shows that an ice free planet is the norm. Saying any recent period was the hottest ever on the planet is laughable.

  16. Rasilio

    Jesus, did we learn nothing from the 90s? The economy is growing. Employment is at record highs. Why change any of the settings now?

    Because you should know better and it is a lie.

    The economy in the late 90’s did not collapse because the Fed or the Treasury or any other government agency changed something, it collapsed because way back in 1991 they changed something by cutting rates and setting off an inflationary bubble, primarily in the Stock Market with Dot Com stocks. As with all bubbles it eventually reaches the limits of it’s growth and then pops. How did they respond to the Bubble popping? Why they immediately inflated another bubble, this time in housing and what happened in 2008? Oh that is right, the bubble popped. How did they respond to the bubble popping? That’s right, they desperately tried to inflate yet another bubble only because of the damage caused by back to back inflationary bubbles it took nearly 8 years for it to actually begin inflating and now once again we find ourselves with an economy that looks really good when in reality is is incredibly sick and on the path to have yet another crash. There is a chance that this current bubble will last through the next election before it bursts but by 2022 at the latest the economy is going to be in worse shape than it was in 2010 and because Trump was dumb enough to try and claim credit for the bubble it is going to all be hung on him

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Shhhhhh…. it will work this time. I promise.

    2. OneOut

      Where is Trump inflating the bubble ?

      1. Spudalicious

        He wants more quantitative easing. We already have a money bubble from previous QE and he wants to make it bigger. And the only way to take that money out of circulation is raising interest rates, so Trump wants to inflate the bubble and weaken the efforts to contain it at the same time.

        1. Rebel Scum

          I see.

      2. Rebel Scum

        I would like to know as well. I agree to the premise that gov’t commanded cheap money is bad long term, but what is the current bubble?

        1. OneOut

          He did come out today for those monetary positions.

          But they have not been enacted and my question was how he has been inflating a bubble.

          Not how he proposes to do so in the future.

      3. Rasilio

        Trump isn’t inflating the bubble. He isn’t doing anything about the bubble either way because he is denying it’s existence for political expediency’s sake. Rather than admit that there is a bubble and try to take air out of it so that it is a soft deflation rather than a pop Trump is taking credit for the short term economic benefits of the rising side of the bubble.

        This bubble has nothing to do with any currently serving politician it was necessary because of the combination of an inflationary monetary policy based on fiat currency and unsustainable government spending programs that were started back in the 60’s when people believed we would see 8 – 10% annual real GDP growth forever. As near as I can tell the series of bubbles was initiated between 1991 and 1993 by the Fed to get us out of the recession of the early 90’s. Internet stocks were the hot new thing at the time and no one knew how to value them so that is where all the new money went. 6 years later the Dot Com bubble burst.

        In response as a specific policy initiative both the Fed and the Treasury between 2001 and 2003 enacted policies designed to create a housing bubble. No less than Paul Krugman wrote an article detailing and celebrating the plan. And we got that housing bubble. 6 years later it burst.

        After that the government went on a debt financed spending spree creating a bubble in bonds as well as several other debt based bubbles but because of the general weakness of the economy and anti business practices of the sitting president it was not until his last 2 years in office that any of those policies began to cause any real bubble like activity so we had 6 years of stagnation before economic growth really began and we are now ~4 years into the newest bubble’s inflation and within the next 1 – 4 years this bubble is going to burst as well.

        Rather than running out there and telling everyone this and that we need to be preparing for the coming crash Trump is claiming credit for the “hot economy” which is really little more than the bubbles inflating and so as a result he is going to own the crash. It won’t really be his fault but it is going to get hung on him.

        1. OneOut

          You seem to be more knowledgeable than I so I bow to your knowledge.

          Yet I say that Trumps economy seems to be more broad based than a bubble.

          Broad based regulation reform plus tax reform across the board seems to me to eliminate a narrow bubble.

          Barney Frank was the author for the housing bubble more so than any one other individual.

          1. Rasilio

            Bubbles do not only inflate the sector they are inflating.

            Tech companies and workers were not the only ones doing well in the 90’s and construction and real estate were not the only ones doing well in the 00’s.

            It is a variation of the standard Austrian Business cycle but one gone mad because the normal feedback mechanisms are disabled. Because of all of the new inflationary money entering the system it becomes impossible to determine which projects are actually profitable and which are not so bad ones are allowed to continue wasting resources and eventually this waste of resources outstrips our ability to paper it over with fiat money and investors face the hard truth that the assets are overvalued and that is when the crash happens.

            You will always hear the financial media lament the wealth that was destroyed in the crash but that isn’t the real story. economic crashes never destroy wealth, they merely remove the illusion that the wealth ever existed in the first place. It was never real to be destroyed

          2. commodious spittoon

            I should probably refresh on ABCT so I can tell the other potato farmers I told them so when I’m laid off from my dream job after only a year.

  17. DEG

    They suggested I clean them up and take them to this other guy they know who likes working on old guns. So maybe I’ll do that.

    Let us know how it goes.

    But — and it’s a big but — there was no agreement on how to pay for such a wide-ranging and expensive proposal.

    No agreement on how to pay? Odd, I thought it was “borrow/create non-existent money.”

    The VIP Spa closed in September last year after an inspection by the New Mexico Department of Health and the New Mexico Regulation and Licensing Department, Barbers and Cosmetologists Board found unsafe practices that could have spread blood-borne infections, such as HIV, to clients.

    How did this get past the CNN editors? This blurb implies the government is incompetent.

    1. Unreconstructed

      No, it says the inspectors *caught* them. It doesn’t mention how many times they *didn’t* catch them before that.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Hey, be fair. Maybe it was over too quickly for them to make a real judgement.

        1. Unreconstructed

          Or the facials got stuff in their eyes?

  18. Winston

    So I saw that burkini model in Sports Illustrated. I seriously think women bathers in the 1890s showed more skin. Interesting how soconism is okay as long as those icky bible thumpers and church ladies don’t express them.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      As I mentioned before, I thought the whole point of the burkini was to prevent lustful stares and the temptation of men. Sexy poses in a magazine seems to defeat that purpose.

      1. Winston

        Better ban Sports Illustrated to be safe…

        1. There’s probably already a fatwa against them.

          1. Suthenboy

            That would be perfect. They wanted to be in bed with a rattlesnake? Have fun boys.

      2. Rasilio

        Not to mention it is skin tight, it might actually hide her skin but it still isn’t leaving much of anything to the imagination. I don’t really see how this is considered all that modest

        1. Gadfly

          I don’t really see how this is considered all that modest

          Next you’ll be telling me that pasties aren’t modest.

          Now all we need is a “naturist” to break barriers by posing for the swimsuit issue. No more durable and affordable suit than the birthday suit.

          1. Brett L

            They did a body paint issue. I had to look really, really close to verify they were only wearing paint. Repeatedly. Back in the old Male Gaze days.

    2. wdalasio

      Well, yes, but the Muslims are so…exotic

      /progtard

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      Just looked at it.

      Lame.

      SI you’re so woke. Now suck my dick.

      1. Rhywun

        b*kinis

        LOLOL

      2. The Bearded Hobbit

        It was eye-opening for a young Hobbit when I first saw Baptist girls playing softball in skirts (with shorts on underneath).

        1. Akira

          I think I saw a woman jogging in a skirt/shorts thingymabob one time.

          I’d much rather see them in yoga pants… Goddamn, one time this Asian MILF passed me in the park and I got to see her bouncing bootay for about 15 minutes before she went off on a different route than me.

          1. OneOut

            I believe kulats were the the name.

          2. The Bearded Hobbit

            I believe kulats were the the name.

            I was trying to recall the name and all I could come up with was “culotte” which, I believe, is French for “panties”.

    4. Akira

      Interesting how soconism is okay as long as those icky bible thumpers and church ladies don’t express them.

      What scares me is the very real threat that Lefties are going to try to criminalize any criticism of Islamic customs. They’ve admitted that they don’t think hate speech is covered under the 1A, and their definition of hate speech is getting broader all the time.

    5. The Last American Hero

      SI used to run TV commercials calling the Swimsuit Issue “man’s favorite spectator sport.”

  19. Count Potato

    “EXCLUSIVE: ‘Our marriage started off well, then it was like a switch flipped in her head.’ Ex-husband of mother charged with killing five-year-old AJ Freund tells how prescription pills turned her into a monster”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6972283/Ex-husband-mother-accused-killing-AJ-Freund-tells-prescription-pill-addiction.html

    1. Enough About Palin

      So now they have to add “murdering offspring” to the list of possible side-effects?

      1. MikeS

        Kinda makes a 4 hour erection sound not so bad, doesn’t it?

        1. R C Dean

          I’ve never thought a four hour erection sounded bad. Why, are they bad?

          1. MikeS

            Well, yeah, but what if you have to go up to the chalkboard and write out a math problem?

          2. Brett L

            Its the part where it turns necrotic and has to be removed that sucks. Although, I hear that’s not actually happened with anything but injecting cocaine directly into it.

      2. Pope Jimbo

        “May lead to extremely late term abortion” is the proper terminology

  20. Count Potato

    “Charli XCX flashes a glimpse of her bra in a VERY sheer red patterned dress as she steps out in New York”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6977943/Charli-XCX-flashes-glimpse-bra-sheer-red-dress-steps-New-York.html

    How does anyone even pronounce that?

    1. Sean

      You can’t fool me. That’s a man.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I pronounce it ewwww

    3. MikeS

      Well, at least it isn’t Demi Moore again.

      1. Mad Scientist

        Demi Moore is good looking for her age. CP’s Demi, on the other hand…

        1. MikeS

          Whoops! Rose! Demi Rose!

          I knew Moore sounded right but not right

    4. Rhywun

      “Lookatme”?

    5. Either 90-X or X-110.

    6. R C Dean

      How does anyone even pronounce that?

      Mister Ex Cee Ex?

  21. Count Potato

    “Indonesia election: More than 270 election staff die counting votes

    More than 270 election workers in Indonesia have died, mostly of fatigue-related illnesses caused by long hours of work counting millions of ballot papers by hand, an official says.

    Arief Priyo Susanto, spokesman of the General Elections Commission (KPU), said 1,878 other staff had fallen ill.

    Some seven million people were helping count and monitor the 17 April vote.

    Staff were expected to work through the night in sweltering conditions, which took a hefty physical toll on many.”

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-48083051

    Democracy dies in darkness.

    1. Sean

      How do we import this to Broward county?

    2. Urthona

      Um.. ok.

  22. Suthenboy

    This uprising in Venezuela might be a worst case scenario. I am deliberately not watching the news. If it turns into a bloodbath and Maduro keeps his position I see dark days ahead for us. Just what we need…another stupid military intervention with nothing to gain and everything to lose.

    Let ’em slug it out on their own. They cheered on Chavez and elected him. Let them reap the fruits of their own labor FFS.

    1. Mad Scientist

      Agree completely. They voted for this, and now they’re getting it, good and hard.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Well… they voted for it the first time Chavez was elected. Not sure about the rest of the time.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          This. It only matters who counts the votes.

      2. OneOut

        No one knows if they voted for this or nor except those who counted the votes.

        I don’t want military intervention either but I do feel for those who didn’t vote for Chavez/ Maduro.

    2. Urthona

      Not all of them did and that is sad. Then Chavez eliminated checks In government and implemented state controlled media.

      1. Suthenboy

        Most of the non-commies left. As for the ones who supported Chavez, even in the very beginning, there is no excuse. They took a road that only goes one place. It went there yesterday, it goes there today, and it will go there tomorrow. We have seen a hundred others take that road. No matter how fast you drive you always end up in the same place.

        No excuse and no sympathy from me. We do not need to send our troops down to that green hell to get shot at and pour money down yet another black hole. They dug their own hole despite all of the warnings and lessons of history, let ’em climb out on their own.

        1. Urthona

          I still empathize with anyone who saw the writing and couldn’t get out.

      2. Mad Scientist

        Which is exactly what happens every time socialists are in charge.

  23. Count Potato

    “Margaret Thatcher was afraid of anal sex in the 1980s”

    https://twitter.com/Independent/status/682144117732683776

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Maybe she had hemorrhoids

      1. It’s Britain; she would have had hæmorrhoids.

    2. Rhywun

      she had no problem shafting the miners & us Scots right up the arse (or so I’m told, still a young pup me)

      Self-owned in less than 160 characters. Impressive.

      1. Ed Wuncler

        Thatcher may have been a law and order authoritarian, but damn, it was awesome reading about how she destroyed the trade unions.

        1. Rhywun

          I was practically raised on English musical acts bitching and moaning about her. Sorry, losers – you failed to keep Britain poor.

          1. Ed Wuncler

            The UK was a liberal wet dream pre-1979. Trade unions shutting down the country whenever they didn’t get what they wanted, their economy virtually nationalized, universal heath care and all the other Leftist wet dreams and seen with their own eyes that their country was slowly become a third world shit hole. But yet are currently voting for the same shit that made their country a joke before Thatcher.

    3. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Meh, Most women are.

    4. Aren’t lots of guys afraid of anal sex?

      1. MikeS

        Ted, begging for a pegging.

        1. Spudalicious

          “Did you jump?”

          “A little, at first.”

  24. Count Potato

    “just yelled at a prick with the audacity to wear a fucking make america great again hat in the middle of a jazz festival

    i don’t understand how people can be so hateful i really don’t”

    https://twitter.com/natalieweiner/status/1122577943790870528

    “Imagine screaming at a stranger in public because of a hat and thinking THEY’RE the hateful one.

    You’re not cool, brave, dignified, or justified in doing this. You’re just a cunt.”

    https://twitter.com/MsBlaireWhite/status/1123191569341767682

    1. Rhywun

      *hands natalieweiner a mirror*

    2. Michael

      Remember that a courageous gesture like yelling at someone for wearing a hat isn’t complete until you send a tweet informing everyone that you just courageously yelled at someone for wearing a hat.

    3. Suthenboy

      The stated goal of the Frankfurt school in their combining of marxism and psychiatry was to learn how to produce useful idiots. People who, in their own words are “lacking in self-awareness, imagination and empathy”

      Congratulations Natalie.

      1. Count Potato

        LOLOLOL

    4. Rebel Scum

      i don’t understand how people can be so hateful i really don’t”

      Look in the mirror.

      You’re not cool, brave, dignified, or justified in doing this. You’re just a cunt.”

      Burn!

  25. wchipperdove

    For a certain someone: video of tornado ripping thru a field in Romania.

  26. mikey

    “$2,000,000,000,000 in infrastructure? For fuck’s sake. That should pay for a new bridge over every stretch of highway in America.”
    Or 3/4 mile of new subway in NYC.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Might pay for like 5 miles of high speed train in California!

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        They could finally finish JFK Airport

  27. Count Potato

    “Latest thought criminal in the Wokie crosshairs: R Crumb”

    https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/1123237602189021185

    “Cancel Culture Comes for Counterculture Comics

    Today it’s creators, not cops, who want to banish R. Crumb, onetime king of the comics underground.”

    https://reason.com/2019/04/29/cancel-culture-comes-for-count/

    TW: TOS

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Ironically, didn’t he move to France to escape the censorship about his work?

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      You know, I think it’s time we start to protect our works of art and literature and start hiding them because these assholes are gonna come for it and burn it all to the ground.

      And they being the insane progressive left.

      I don’t see the ‘alt-right’ dong scary shit like this.

      Or this:

      https://www.thecollegefix.com/white-privilege-lecture-tells-students-white-people-dangerous-if-they-dont-see-race/

      She’s mental in the head.

      1. Mad Scientist

        During a guest lecture at Boston University on Monday, University of Washington Professor Robin DiAngelo told the audience a “dangerous white person” sees people as individuals rather than by skin color.

        A dangerous white person sounds fairly individualist, comrade. Perhaps you need to be re-educated.

      2. prolefeed

        She says all white people are racist, and goes to some length to explain she is white.

        So we know SHE is a racist – and projecting.

        1. R C Dean

          “So you’re a white person, so I guess you’re a racist, right? Why should we listen to what some racist has to say, anyway?”

      3. Suthenboy

        I wonder how long before they start re-naming streets and tearing this guy’s statues down.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxc6iqRC-n8

        1. Count Potato

          I wonder the same thing. He was a Republican, Christian, gun owner.

      4. R C Dean

        “We live in a patriarchy,” she affirmed, and even asserted her own husband is a product of the patriarchy.

        Well, I bet that’s a healthy relationship.

        1. Dr. Fronkensteen

          As long as they use a safe word, it can be.

        2. R C Dean

          “Marriage is a tool of patriarchal oppression, right, which treats women as property or second class citizens. So why don’t you divorce your husband?”

          1. Mad Scientist

            I have a hard time feeling any sympathy for the guy who willingly married her.

        3. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Even Dworkin was married.

          Stew on that for a minute.

          1. SugarFree

            To a gay guy, no less. It’s baffling.

          2. Not Adahn

            In this day of poundmetoo, it is remarkable at how when Dworkin claimed she had been drugged and raped, even her closest disciples said “…are you sure that really happened?”

      5. Chipwooder

        Oh not this scam artist again. “White people are all racist, but they can become less so if they buy my book and pay me to come give lectures.”

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          They’re buying, so she’s still selling.

          Ultimately, I blame the parents of the students for raising such uncritical morons.

    3. Dr. Fronkensteen

      You one thing gives me a bit of hope about this whole woke thing. I can’t recall a cultural appropriation outrage recently, so maybe, just maybe this garbage will burn itself out.

        1. Dr. Fronkensteen

          Great. Just great. I was wrong.

          1. Stinky Wizzleteats

            I like the way it looks but I’m not mentally ill.

      1. The Last American Hero

        I actually make it a point to call it out in the comment section of the local paper whenever there is a rave restaurant review.

        Yes, it’s trolling worthy of a middle schooler, but I’m surrounded by a State of Righteous SJW Progtards, so they need to eat their own shit every now and then.

    4. Michael

      While presenting the award for Outstanding Artist, the cartoonist Ben Passmore, who is black, asserted that “comics is changing…and it’s not an accident.” He lamented the continued industry presence of “creeps” and “apologists,” then called out the godfather by name: “Shit’s not going to change on its own. You gotta keep on being annoying about it.…A while ago someone like R. Crumb would be ‘Outstanding.’”

      The room erupted with both “ooohs” and booing. “A little while ago there’d be no boos,” Passmore responded. “I wouldn’t be up here, real talk, and yo—fuck that dude.” The crowd burst into applause.

      translation: “How the fuck is this old dude that isn’t even producing new material anymore outselling me?”

      1. Rhywun

        Wouldn’t you know it, somewhere was there to livestream the event.

    5. Pan Zagloba

      Today it’s creators, not cops, who want to banish R. Crumb, onetime king of the comics underground.

      Oh look, Culture War is suddenly a thing to care for when a boomer ox gets gored. Fuck you collectively, TOS.

    6. Brett L

      Let the Wokie win?

    7. l0b0t

      If these shits come for my beloved underground comix, there will be blood! Angelfood McSpade is my homegirl.

    1. R C Dean

      *looks out window*

      I guess Southern Arizona is what you get after a climate apocalypse. Not too surprising, really.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        MEXICANS!!!

        Sorry, Climate apocalypse. Need to get more coffee.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      Actually, El Nino is going on, so it’s about 6 seconds.

      (El Nino: Horrible for everywhere in the country but Florida, where it’s awesome).

      1. R C Dean

        El Nino produces wetter winters in AZ, and I believe cooler springs as well. When you live in the desert, a good wet winter is a godsend.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          …other than the weed problem in the backyard.

          1. R C Dean

            I go through about 1 – 2 gallons of Roundup a week this time of year trying to keep the desert on its side of the line.

            Bonus: if I let the desert grow up next to the wall around my yard, all kinds of critters can (and have) climbed in.

          2. mexican sharpshooter

            I would say that sounds a bit excessive, but then again I just boraxed the weeds in the alley behind my house.

          3. R C Dean

            It seems to take a couple-three applications to kill these fucking desert plants. Round-Up just doesn’t seem to do what it used to. Or these plants are tough as nails.

      2. Urthona

        In Texas El Niño is awesome as well. Wetter and cooler.

      3. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        That’s what I tell my wife.

    3. Rebel Scum

      And to think I just fired up the grill.

    4. Sean

      Yesterday morning there was frost on my car. Tonight my ac is on.

      Weather changes.

  28. Rufus the Monocled

    Always kiss the floor you have Trump.

    Trudeau is a compete and utter embarrassing asshat.

    It just never ends with this fucken retard.

    And same goes for Freeland and Morneau.

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1120513/Justin-Trudeau-Japan-Canada-Ottawa-Shinzo-Abe-China-Huawei

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drtus8iCaLQ

    At this point, I’m at a loss for words. Divisive ideologues are running this country and making total asses of themselves.

  29. R C Dean

    Looks like we have somebody saying that the battle plan on the last GoT episode wasn’t so bad after all.

    Caveat – I plan to start GoT sometime in the next few weeks, but haven’t watched a single ep yet.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      The use of the Dothraki cavalry was just bad. Should have been trying to find the flanks and whittle the larger army down to size and use your mobility against a mostly infantry force.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        The point is raised and argued against in the article, though.

        1. R C Dean

          Not having watched it, the article makes it sound like the good guys were trying to/needed to force a battle to avoid a siege.

          So why do it at night, when the bad guys have all kinds of tactical advantages?

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            It was just stupid. And the plot decisions were stupid. Total letdown, story wise.

          2. Dr. Fronkensteen

            What do you mean? The enemy always has one point of weakness which will destroy a whole army: Star Wars, Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings. Battle: Los Angeles.

          3. Dr. Fronkensteen

            They were trying to force the location. They didn’t have control of the timing. That was all in the hands of the army of the dead.

          4. Pan Zagloba

            So why do it at night

            Because they don’t have LotR budget or WETA kind of time, and darkness covers a multitude of sins.

      2. Fatty Bolger

        That is not the Dothraki way. It is known.

    2. The Last American Hero

      Don’t waste your time. There are plenty of tits on the internet. And dragon videos too.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Nice own goal.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Doesn’t count because Venezuela doesn’t have nukes.

      /Swallowswell

    3. LJW

      Usually that sparks the “guns won’t protect you from tanks, drones and bombs” argument.

      1. Rebel Scum

        Tell that to mid-east warlords.

      2. Akira

        Usually that sparks the “guns won’t protect you from tanks, drones and bombs” argument.

        Most gun grabbers seem to alternate between that one and “the only reason anyone would need to own an AR-15 is if they were going to singlehandledly take over the government, so nobody should be allowed to have one”.

  30. Juvenile Bluster

    Mohammed Noor verdict reached. Not announced yet.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Not guilty by reason of going home safely.

    2. pistoffnick

      Former Minneapolis police officer Mohamed Noor has been found guilty of third-degree murder and second-degree manslaughter in the fatal shooting of Australian woman Justine Ruszczyk Damond.

      He was acquitted of second-degree murder.

      Noor was immediately handcuffed and taken into custody. Sentencing is scheduled for June 9.

      https://www.9news.com.au/world/us-news-jury-reaches-verdict-over-death-of-justine-ruszczyk-damond-shot-by-police-officer-mohamed-noor/b1342c42-8c33-4d45-9f25-cde2291e23a3

      1. Tundra

        I am shocked. I thought the only possibility was the manslaughter.

        This is gonna turn into a fucking racial circus, but I’m happy this motherfucker is going to jail.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          I think even the race hustlers will shut the fuck up on this one.

          I think being a cop completely negates Noor’s victim/intersectionality cred. People who would normally go to the mat for him will decide that as a cop he deserves what he gets.

  31. Juvenile Bluster

    So allegedly Maduro was on a plane on the tarmac headed for Havana and the Russians talked him out of it.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m assuming he still owes them some gold. Probably talked him into realizing that dead by polonium is still dead.

    2. Rebel Scum

      We really need to stay out of this one. But I fear that Bolton is furiously masturbating at the prospect of US involvement as we speak.

      1. Spudalicious

        Oh, we are way deep on this one and have been for some time. Overt military action is the only thing we haven’t done.

  32. Juvenile Bluster

    VERDICT: Noor guilty of 3rd degree murder and 2nd degree manslaughter.

    http://www.startribune.com/mohamed-noor-verdict-fatal-shooting-justine-ruszczyk-damond/509224642/

    1. R C Dean

      Better than I expected. Although how you can be convicted of murder and manslaughter for a single killing is kind of a mystery.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        /slap!

        At least he got….SOMETHING. No time to for your pish-posh!

        Drinking: A tout le monde Megadeth Belgian saison by Unibroue.

        Very good.

        Unibroue is one of the nice gems from Quebec.

        1. Timeloose

          The bottles are almost as great as the beer. I still have Maudite and Le Fin Du Monde T-shirt.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            A fan huh.

          2. DEG

            Count me as another Unibroue fan.

          3. But Enough About Me

            #metoo

          4. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Personally, I prefer it when women wax their brows.

          5. Not Adahn

            Moi aussi.

          6. Le Fin du Mond is a grand beverage.

          7. Tundra

            You are a wise man.

          8. But Enough About Me

            I don’t like absolutely everything Unibroue makes, but their hit rate is way higher than average, and even the stuff I don’t like can never be accused of being boring.

        2. Not Adahn

          Honestly, whatever the Quebeki Budweiser is (Boreale?) is pretty darned good. Then again, I only had it on draft with good food, o that probably helped.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            Boreale is not bad. McAuslan is very good – they own St. Ambroise.

        3. Rufus the Monocled

          At least I can get behind this.

          Not the weird fetish for that abomination called poutine.

          1. Not Adahn

            See, then you had to go and fuck it up.

            Now admittedly, the gravy used isn’t in the same league as good southern sausage gravy when it comes to topping deep fried potatoes…

          2. Sean

            Neither gravy or potatoes are keto.

            *sigh*

            *gnaws on some bacon*

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Seems like those would be mutually exclusive doesn’t it?

    2. DEG

      I wonder if the Sun will still rise in the East tomorrow.

    3. R C Dean

      I note that they were responding to a call of a possible sexual assault. So the person who rushed up their car could well have been the victim of the assault.

      I imagine the dead woman slapped their car to warn them someone was coming up. Didn’t want to startle them by just appearing suddenly outside their window at night. Really, there’s no good way to approach officers at night, I guess. Best just to keep clear.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        I think the slap was made up from the get go. Neither of the cops mentioned anything about a slap or a noise at the crime scene. It was first mentioned to investigators days later.

        1. Tundra

          Totally agree. It kept getting more elaborate as time went on.

          Important to remember that this happened in the safest neighborhood in the city. If you are on edge there, you are in the wrong fucking job.

      2. commodious spittoon

        Slap? I heard she set off a rasher of Black Cats and tossed it in the back of the cruiser while brandishing a toy handgun she’d taken the orange cap off of. And she was screaming N—ER COPS GET THE BULLET FIRST. And she was nine feet tall and tore a passing cyclist clean in half before either hero could react.

  33. Spudalicious

    The $2 trillion infrastructure plan is over 25 years. In other words, it ain’t happenin’.

  34. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Trans woman kicking ass in women’s weightlifting:

    https://pjmedia.com/trending/trans-woman-sets-world-records-olympian-decries-pointless-unfair-playing-field/

    Three world records in one day, quite a feat.

    1. R C Dean

      It would be quite a feat for a woman. For a man, not so much.

    2. Count Potato

      I have nothing against trans people, but it’s not as though other physical conditions don’t exclude people from competitive sports.

      1. R C Dean

        Yeah, it used to be that the physical condition of being a man excluded you from competing in women’s sports. Not anymore, though.

        I think there is a dandy lawsuit waiting to be filed arguing that allowing MTF competitors in women’s sports is a violation of the anti-discrimination laws, based on the complete lack of any reference to “gender” in those laws. Under the law, there are no transgenders, just men and women.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          You’re going to have to find a judge that’s willing to jump in that fire.

          Maybe Willett.

        2. Rhywun

          I never expected even 10 years ago we’d be so far down the road to this madness. I guess I should have paid more attention to history.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I have a problem with people that want to force everyone else to participate in their delusion.

        1. I have a problem with people that want to force everyone else to participate in their delusion.

        2. Count Potato

          It’s not a delusion. It’s neurological dimorphism. In humans, sexual dimorphism there is a bimodal distribution of traits, such that most men have some typically female traits and vice-versa. Transgender identity is a result of someone having has an oppositely sexed brain.

          1. commodious spittoon

            But how much is genuine dimorphism and how much attention seeking trend following and how much bad faith indoctrination by ideologically motivated parents and/or therapists?

            Trick question, the answer is you’re a bigot.

          2. Count Potato

            Which is why, as far as I can tell, most bona fide MTF’s aren’t SJW’s, and often get accused of being transphobes. Hence the term, “truescum”.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            You’re going to have to explain what an oppositely sexed brain is. A belief that one is female does not change chromosomal identity.

            I have no issue with homosexuality, transvestism, or other traits defined by behavior. The problem arises for me when people propose the compulsion of agreement with a factually untrue statement such as calling a male “female”.

          4. Count Potato

            “You’re going to have to explain what an oppositely sexed brain is.”

            Perhaps that’s not the best language, since dimorphism doesn’t determine sex. Human brains can be sorted into two types, male and female. A person with a more female brain is going to be more likely to think and feel female and exhibit feminine behavior.

            “A belief that one is female does not change chromosomal identity.”

            No one is saying it does.

    3. Rhywun

      The critic raises a good point: if steroids are unacceptable in sports, why aren’t hormones?

      1. Joe Rogan’s point. I certainly agree with him on these points.

    4. Rebel Scum

      The reason is a total mystery.

    5. AlmightyJB

      Feminist finally have true equality. What a great day.

  35. Count Potato

    “No jail time for school bus driver who admitted to raping 14-year-old girl

    WATERTOWN, New York — A judge handed down 10 years’ probation last week to a former New York school bus driver after he admitted to raping a 14-year-old girl.

    Shane Piche, 26, will be registered as a Level 1 sex offender, according to the Waterford Daily Times. The judge reportedly said because he had no prior arrests and there was one victim, the sentence was appropriate.

    Level 1 is considered the lowest risk level out of three, and Piche will not be included in online sex offender databases.

    He pleaded guilty in February to raping a 14-year-old girl who he met through his job as a bus driver with the city’s school district, the newspaper reports.

    Piche also was charged with unlawfully dealing with a child and endangering the welfare of a child after he allegedly gave the girl alcohol.

    The Times reports Piche is required to pay $375 in court fees and surcharges, plus a $1,000 special sex offender registration fee.”

    https://www.khou.com/article/news/national/no-jail-time-for-school-bus-driver-who-admitted-to-raping-14-year-old-girl/285-d3c7f9c7-422d-4727-93c9-edfede9ed664

    https://twitter.com/KHOU/status/1122819545863999488

    1. R C Dean

      $1375 bucks, no jail time, no sex offender registration.

      You can hit harder for a speeding ticket.

      1. Count Potato

        Registration, but not included in online sex offender databases. Not that I don’t disagree with your overall point.

        Regardless, I’m thinking their has to be more to this story.

        1. Count Potato

          um, there

      2. Brett L

        It’s a good thing he didn’t do something really bad like drink 4 beers and drive

    2. Urthona

      Statutory I assume?

      1. Suthenboy

        That is my assumption.

    3. Not Adahn

      And he’s not even a member of the teacher’s union!

  36. Count Potato

    “Opinion: It’s time to talk about being white in America”

    https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1123145217601941504

    Because that’s not what you’ve been doing incessantly for years?

    1. Rhywun

      Opinion: it’s time for the Washington Post to STFU already

      1. AlmightyJB

        I’m pretty sure Trump wants them to keep talking.

        1. Rhywun

          Yeah. Sometimes I don’t know how much more “entertainment” I can take.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Opinion: It’s time to talk about what to do with the retards in media in America.

      1. Sean

        Bowls of antifreeze?

  37. AlmightyJB

    “…when you’re roiling in childish rage, the first thing you lose is your judgment, and then comes common sense. And finally you lose your mind and along with that, your freedom.”

    https://quillette.com/2019/04/30/bret-easton-ellis-nails-contemporary-america-d/

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Ellis is an honest liberal, which is why they hate him.

    2. Rasilio

      Ellis defends Gen X, the generation between Baby Boomers and Millennials “who came of age during the one-two punch of the nihilistic ’70s and the rah-rah Reagan ’80s,” that gets little attention today, but which will run the country for the next twenty nears.

      I see little to no evidence for this. right now there is about a 75% chance that a Boomer wins the Presidency in 2020, Mitch, a Boomer will still likely be running the Senate through at least 2026 and I suspect Pelosi (another Boomer) will be in charge of the Democratic side of the House equally as long.

      On the flip side the oldest Millennials will be turning 40 in 2020.

      As a practical matter we might get 1 or 2 terms of Gen X Presidency and a power split with millennials in the other branches of government but Gen X is never going to run the country the way the (so called and used totally ironically for the most part) Greatest Generation did in the 70’s – 80’s and the Boomers did in the 90’s – 10’s. The Boomers simply stayed in power too long

      1. Rhywun

        That stuck out at me too. I would not be surprised if there is never a Gen X president. Even Harris is arguably a boomer (b. 1964).

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        The largest generations seem to best at voting themselves the riches.

  38. The Bearded Hobbit

    Brett,

    I wound up with Dad’s Official Police 38 when he passed. There was something (the “hand”?) that is supposed to advance the cylinder that was worn. It took my local gunsmith over 6 months to track down the part.

    1. Suthenboy

      That seems odd. I would have thought that would be an easy piece to find.

    2. The Bearded Hobbit

      According to this site Dad’s revolver was made in 1927, five years before he was born.

      1. Suthenboy

        Ah, Colts are harder to find parts for than Smiths

        I am having a hell of a time finding a blue 6″ python barrel at a decent price.

        1. Count Potato

          If I’m not mistaken, that’s probably because the forcing cones were defective.

          1. Suthenboy

            Yes. They were too hard and prone to cracking. Mine is cracked. I want to replace it and sell the damned thing. My gun budget is tight these days and that would give me the money to buy two guns I want…of the three I cant live without.

            Winchester ’94 in 444 marlin (hard to find)
            Ruger no. 1 in 25-06 (hard to find)
            Smith and Wesson model 69 (medium frame 44mag, 5 shot)

          2. Count Potato

            I’m thinking you could get a Ruger No. 1 that takes another 06 parent case and re-barrel it.

          3. Suthenboy

            I looked again. Found one for 1100.

          4. Sean

            Hipsters and their boutique calibers!

            J/k don’t feed me to the gators.

  39. AlmightyJB

    Wow. Looks like Mr. Hands vs Orange man. Who’s going to #grabthatpussy.

    https://hotair.com/archives/2019/04/30/yikes-biden-leads-26-new-quinnipiac-poll/

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Looks like the far lefties are going to be disappointed once again. All hail the unprincipled and corrupt Democratic establishment.

      1. Rhywun

        Apparently, beating Trump trumps principles. Who’d have guessed.

  40. Yusef drives a Kia

    Hello!

    1. Trigger Hippie

      Hiya, Yusef.

      *cracks a beer*

      What’s crack-a-lacken’?

    2. But Enough About Me

      Hey Yusef.

      1. Checker of Thermostats

        Sitting in a Motel room,
        gettin drunk, but not to soon,
        bacon and eggs for dinner,
        I got me a stove,
        Tall Cans!

        1. Count Potato

          Heating, Verse, & Air Conditioning

    3. Sean

      *waves hi*

  41. commodious spittoon

    Woah. I’m not that drunk.

    1. Trigger Hippie

      Catch up.

    2. commodious spittoon

      Oh. I hid old threads.

      *sheepishly asks for bill*

    3. The Bearded Hobbit

      Give it time, my friend, give it time.

  42. Trigger Hippie

    Bah! The clarity for my new avatar is for shit. Back to the editing booth.

    1. The Bearded Hobbit

      The clarity for all avatars is for shit, for me. Exhibit A: Straffinrun. What are in those Venn circles?

      1. Rhywun

        I didn’t have any trouble reading it using the zoom functionality in my browser.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Don’t ask what you don’t really want to know.

  43. Spudalicious

    “If it’s in the sink, it’s dirty. You need to wash it before you put it on the drying towel with the clean dishes.”

    “I don’t get it.”

    Sigh…

    1. Stillhunter

      Have my kids been to your house?