Tuesday Afternoon Links

“Tuesday… still only in Tuesday…” Tuesday is meeting day for me. All. Fucking. Day. I don’t want to talk to another human being until tomorrow. But I have a wife and two small children, so I might as well wish for a unicorn that shits money and pisses good beer.

Dear IFLS crowd: every fucking star is a “thermonuclear explosion”. I hate you all and wish you would die in highly exothermic chemical reaction.

Ad guy gets free ad placement in news for $118 dollars in fines.

Iowans want a return to sanity?

This is a pretty shitty thing to do to someone.


Dem Deathwatch: A New Hope

 

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378 responses to “Tuesday Afternoon Links”

  1. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Heidi Van Tassel said she was about to drive home from a Thai restaurant near the famed tourist area in April when the alleged assailant, Jere Blessings, dragged her out of her vehicle, news station NBC4 reported.

    He pulled her into the middle of the street, where he dumped a bucket of feces over her head, she said.

    “It was diarrhea. Hot liquid,” Van Tassel told NBC4. “I was soaked, and it was coming off my eyelashes and into my eyes.”

    Referring to the amount of feces used in the attack, paramedics who treated her said that it “looked like the man was saving it up for a month,” according to Van Tassel.

    That dude will knife somebody next. Lock him up and keep him there.

    1. leon

      Dude, these “qaulity of life” prosecutions need to stop. San Fransisco needs to prosecute the real criminals – Rich corporations that drive people into homelessness.

      1. Chafed

        This happened in LA.

        1. leon

          It’s all Left Coast to me.

        2. Playa Manhattan

          Eh. Venice is Berkeley by the beach.

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      “she was about to drive home from a Thai restaurant near the famed tourist area”

      Maybe he was a disgruntled costumer warning her what would come of her Thai restaurant experience?

      1. Tonio

        Why not a makeup artist or a grip? Are wardrobe people more prone to violent disgruntlement than other trades?

        1. Not Adahn

          Celebrity. Armpits.

    3. Tonio

      That bucket of fecal matter could be potentially deadly. We don’t know what’s lurking in there, or the state of her immune system.

      Also, Eeeeewww!

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Jesus, watch the video. It includes a homeless guy pushing someone in front of a truck.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Something needs to be done, that’s for damn sure.

        2. Tundra

          Or the dude punching the chick.

          Disgusting.

        3. Rhywun

          Happens regularly in the NYC subway.

      2. leon

        Sounds like a Republican Talking Point.

      3. Gustave Lytton

        Pish posh. Haven’t you gotten the latest memo that knowingly infecting others with diseases shouldn’t be a crime?

    4. Raston Bot

      there’s a lesson to be learned from that compilation video of crazy junkies attacking randos on the street.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yes, Trump is destroying America.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          This never would have happened if Hillary were queen president!

          1. Tonio

            God Empress.

    5. Certified Public Asshat

      “It’s so traumatic,” Van Tassel told the news station. “The PTSD that I’m dealing with is beyond anything that I’ve ever felt. There needs to be some kind of help for the victims of these crimes.”

      Not that it wouldn’t be very traumatic, but how often does she think this happens?

      1. leon

        I think when you’ve lost that lottery already, you start wondering if you’re on the lower tail of the “Lucky/Unlucky” bell curve

        1. Chafed

          I wonder what her current opinion of concealed carry is.

      2. Florida Man

        That’s the thing about anxiety/depression. It’s not rational.

      3. Jarflax

        I mock snowflakes who claim PTSD for daily life as well, but I think having a crazy person drag you into the street and dump diarrhea on your head is likely to cause PTSD. It isn’t about how often you rationally expect something to happen, it’s about how bad the thing that happened was, and what it did to your brain as a result. Combat Vets intellectually know there are no VC in their backyard and no IEDs by the side of the highway.

        1. Tonio

          At least until Trump wins a second term and Antifa goes full Weather Underground (the political movement, not the meteorology service).

          1. Bobarian LMD

            I’m not sure that there’s a lot downside to incompetent Antifa blowing themselves up on a regular basis.

    6. Drake

      I notice the “crazy” homeless guys seem to pick women and fatties to attack. Not sure I could stop myself from beating him death if it was me.

      25 years ago I had a bum start messing with my car – I had reached my limit with him and LA at that point. He ran when I jumped out of the vehicle which was probably best for both of us.

      1. leon

        If you had killed him you could have just dumped him off at that one politicians house who kept having dead bodies showing up in it and never got arrested.

      2. mexican sharpshooter

        Did you beat your chest and show him your lower row of teeth?

    7. Mad Scientist

      the alleged assailant, Jere Blessings

      That’s a funny way to spell Montezuma.

    8. Playa Manhattan

      On the bright side, the homeless in SF have upgraded to shitting in buckets.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Er… LA.

        The point stands.

      2. Mad Scientist

        It was Hollywood, which is even worse than Frisco.

    9. Pope Jimbo

      Maybe this guy isn’t crazy. Maybe making the evening news was on his bucket list?

      1. Count Potato

        LOL

      2. Tundra

        Dump this comment.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          Well do you have anything better to say Mr. Smarty Pants? Well we’re all waiting……

          Time to shit or get off the pot Tundra.

          1. Tundra

            Aw, crap.

          2. DrOtto

            That’s the number 2 bad pun you’ve made on this comment.

      3. Don Escaped Texas

        well, he’s bought hisself a peck o trouble

        1. Jarflax

          Now he’s on the runs.

  2. leon

    “There’s a sign ordinance in Treasure Island that we’ve tried to get around, but we weren’t able to get around and they said we can’t have the thank the veterans sign in Treasure Island,” Duvernay said. “We didn’t want to jump out of the parade halfway through it, and so we decided to stay in the parade and that’s what we did and the consequences was an ordinance violation.”

    Duvernay was fined $118 for the violation.

    My understanding is that Sign Ordinances are pretty hard to defend on 1st Amendment Grounds.

    1. Count Potato

      They sound awfully uptight for a gang of pirates.

      1. MikeS

        Christ, what a bunch of arrrrse-holes!

        1. pistoffnick

          I’m 80

          1. Tejicano

            Maybe they should have approached the PTB and requested a parley?

  3. ChipsnSalsa

    $118 bucks and I look like the good guy? sign me up.

  4. leon

    Dear IFLS crowd: every fucking star is a “thermonuclear explosion”.

    But did you see that Artists Interpretation of what it looked like? That’s why i got in the IFLS crowd. Science is just so damn beautiful.

  5. Count Potato

    “Referring to the amount of feces used in the attack, paramedics who treated her said that it “looked like the man was saving it up for a month,” according to Van Tassel.”

    He can do that, but doesn’t have the discipline to find a job.

    1. Tejicano

      Maybe he’s just not into taking shit off of anybody

  6. Mad Scientist

    a unicorn that shits money and pisses good beer

    Where can we get these unicorns!????

    1. Not Adahn

      keep an ad in the mf4f section for a really long time?

      1. Jarflax

        you mean the m4ff section right?

    2. Hopefully that unicorn is homeless…

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Maybe Jere Blessings thought he was a unicorn and was just giving that woman a bucket of cash?

  7. leon

    Damn is CNN burying the lede on that one:

    Buttigieg garnered 22% support, in the top tier with former Vice President Joe Biden (19%) and Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren (18%). Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders also made gains from Monmouth’s August poll, but with 13%, fell outside of the top three status in Iowa.

    Unless i’m mistaken…. That means he not only came in the top tier. He was the Top.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Shhhhhh….

    2. Not Adahn

      Math is racist.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Its at least homophobic.

    3. leon

      Here’s the Headline for reference:

      Pete Buttigieg joins top tier of candidates in new Iowa poll

      So yeah no where do i see mentioned that he was the #1 candidate. Gotta carry that water for #3 Warren i guess.

      1. R C Dean

        I’m thinking Warren is done – between her, erm, lack of charisma and her massive taxes/spending, I think she’s going to fade.

        I’m not even seeing her as a good VP choice.

        1. Chafed

          I don’t share your view. I think she will get the nomination.

    4. Tonio

      Just looked up his spouse, Chasten. Yep, Pete’s the top alright.

      But the hubs would make a good first gentleman. Very June Cleaver.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Instead of celebrating it, the left is going to complain about white males.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Twice as many white males as normal.

          Democrats really are the worst!

        2. Tonio

          Oh, they already are. The progressives hate Buttgieg and his spouse for being too white, middle class and suburban.

          But he’s exactly the gay candidate who might could be elected or boost a ticket precisely because of all the reasons the progs hate him.

          1. At least Towleroad is still pro-Buttigieg

      2. Pope Jimbo

        Too bad you h8ters wouldn’t support a woman for President. We could have had the first gay First Gentleman if Michele Bachmann had won. Even if Michele did force him to deep throat a corn dog.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          The picture of him with the corn dog is Pulitzer worthy

        2. Tejicano

          Probably wasn’t the first time. He seems good at it – didn’t seem to have spilled any mustard.

    5. Bobarian LMD

      The lede is that the Democrats are working hard to nominate someone even more unelectable than Hillary?

    6. Sensei

      Margin of error 4.6%

      1. leon

        Has that stopped them before?

        1. Sensei

          Kind of sort of.

          Media most certainly frames polls.

    7. Jarflax

      The people who claim they want to fight racism, sexism, and prejudice based on sexual attraction vote based on race, sex and sexual attraction. Think about that for a moment, and despair.

      Fuck this VR. How do I take the headset off?

  8. R C Dean

    unicorn that shits money and pisses good beer

    *mental note – pick up unicorn chow on the way home*

    1. Jarflax

      The money is Zimbabwean and the piss is contaminated with Unicorn semen.

  9. Drake

    Supreme Court denies review in Remington v. Soto

    Sounds like they’ll wait for the case to be decided before reviewing it.

    1. leon

      Sounds like they’ll wait for the case to be decided before reviewing it.

      Why do you say that? I havn’t seen any evidence that SCOTUS has said what they will take on in the future.

      1. R C Dean

        OK, from the article (which is actually quite good):

        Plaintiffs argued, and the CT Supremes agreed, that they could thus sue under the state’s Unfair Trade Practices Act, which bans unfair competition and “unfair or deceptive acts” in advertising. The advertising in question was Bushmaster’s military theme to its advertising, “when you need to perform under pressure, Bushmaster delivers,” “Opposition, bow down,” etc. The CT Supremes held that “unfair” includes “unethical” advertising, and “unethical” includes essentially advertising for anti-social purposes, and that the ads could be interpreted as that.

        I struggle with that definition of “unethical”, but whatevs. That’s probably the only real issue available for the Supes to rule on at this very early stage of the case. If so, I can see why they declined.

        Plaintiffs thus have to show that Lanza saw the advertising, and that it made him choose the AR-15 over the other guns available for theft. Then they face the “proximate cause” issue — did it cause harm in a sufficient direct fashion? As a general rule, criminal conduct breaks the chain of proximate cause. You’re not liable for a crash caused by someone who stole your car. Or, in this case (1) murdered the gun owner, (2) stole her firearm and then (3) committed crimes with it.

        Assuming the plaintiffs win at trial (which assumes there will be a trial because Remington didn’t settle), then the issues of fact are essentially unreviewable (did Lanza see any of these ads? Very hard to prove, but if the jury says “Yeah, probably”, then its settled). The reviewable issue of law is the prosimate cause issue are the Supes going to throw out the traditional rule that criminal acts break the causal chain? That would be very significant change in the law; my money is it won’t happen.

        In the meantime, though, Remington continues to bleed cash on this case.

        1. Rhywun

          I thought it was him mom’s gun, and he “chose” it because it was there.

        2. Playa Manhattan

          That psychopath was locked in his room playing video games. No way he saw the ad.

        3. Tejicano

          IIRC the surviving Lanza was judged mentally incompetent. Wouldn’t that tend to skew how marketing would affect his decision? How is anybody supposed to be held responsible for how a crazy person reacts to their advertising?

        4. are the Supes going to throw out the traditional rule that criminal acts break the causal chain?

          Fram shop laws say hi

    2. Dr. Fronkensteen

      I thought they always decided the case before reviewing it.

      1. Drake

        They were being asked to toss the case out.

        1. Dr. Fronkensteen

          I was joking. As in the justices make up their mind about the cases, before they ever hear them. Presumably on political lines.

  10. ChipsnSalsa

    For DOOMco in about 6 weeks.

    https://babylonbee.com/news/local-couple-welcomes-adorable-little-tax-credit-world

    “Just think, we could put a down payment on a new car with the money we don’t have to give the government to fuel its bloated, inefficient hierarchy,”

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Too bad the little bastard is going to consume all available funds for the next 18 years.

      Got three tax credits myself. They’re breaking me.

    2. leon

      “we don’t have to give the government to fuel its bloated, inefficient hierarchy,”

      bloated, fetid, inefficient, mandatory hierarchys are the price we pay for civilized society.

    3. Tundra

      Another brilliant close:

      A Calvinist couple in an adjacent room at Mercy Hospital welcomed an adorable little bundle of total depravity into the world at approximately the same time Thursday morning, sources confirmed at publishing time.

  11. Rebel Scum

    Praised be the bureaucracy.

    “This week, the American people will hear for themselves from dedicated public servants with direct knowledge of the president’s efforts to press Ukraine to investigate his political opponents,” he wrote in the note. Schiff continued:

    “The men and women who will testify have spent decades serving their country. They’ve served presidents of both parties faithfully, advancing America’s interests around the world. And they will describe, as they did in their closed door testimony, the way in which the president’s personal and political interests were put first.

    As the American people watch, as you watch, I hope you will keep in mind that these men and women are demonstrating incredible courage and patriotism by coming forward. They did not seek out the limelight or bright lights of a congressional hearing room, but when called upon, they have done their nation yet another service.

    That spirit of service and patriotism is what inspires me, and what is at the forefront of my mind on the cusp of the momentous days to come,” he concluded.”

    Transparency schmansparency.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      dedicated public servants

      You mean “civil service employees”.

      1. R C Dean

        “tenured and unaccountable government employees”

        1. Jarflax

          Patronage was better than the reformed Civil Service system.

      2. wdalasio

        No, he means tax leaches.

    2. Mad Scientist

      If everyone had the “spirit of service and patriotism” of civil servants, this country would have gone tits up 200 years ago.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s not the lying that gets me so much, it’s the holier than thou transparent bullshit that they peddle. Screw that mendacious crazy eyed psycho.

    4. Unreconstructed

      I had a fairly long-running debate on FB with some acquaintances about how being a career government employee does not imply being a good person. Not sure I ever got through to them, but damned if I didn’t try.

      1. Tonio

        No, I’ve known some dreadful, shitty ones. Also some quite decent ones. Most fell somewhere in-between with a slight tendency towards greed and laziness.

        1. Dr. Fronkensteen

          You mean they’re human?

      2. RAHeinlein

        I live in a government city. Any time a discussion regarding income inequality arises, I suggest sharing of government jobs – you get 10-years then give it to someone else.

    5. Social Justice is Neither

      Another parody for the record I see

  12. Chafed

    “Dear IFLS crowd: every fucking star is a “thermonuclear explosion”. I hate you all and wish you would die in highly exothermic chemical reaction.”

    You know who else blew up stars?

    1. Sean

      Pamela Des Barres?

      1. Chafed

        Plaster Caster?

    2. ChipsnSalsa

      Heidi Fleiss?

    3. Dr. Fronkensteen
      1. Chafed

        In the same vein, Tolian Soran.

    4. Bobarian LMD

      Devine Brown?

    5. Bobarian LMD

      Jean Grey?

    6. Subway grates?

    7. MikeS

      The balloon inflaters at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade?

    8. Gustave Lytton

      John Landis?

    9. JaimeRoberto Delecto

      The owners of that Baby Trump balloon?

    10. Sean Spicer, before getting voted out?

  13. kinnath

    Only 28% of likely Democratic caucus-goers in Iowa have definitely made up their mind about who they will support

    The caucuses should be quite a party.

    1. leon

      Democratic Caucuses: Clayton Iowa 3rd Precinct

      Chair: Alright Guys Lets get this started. Do we have any Motions? Yes, the Beared man in the back.

      DSA Member: Point of personal privledge- Fisrt of all I’m a Woman. Lets not assume gender or use gendered langauge here. This is supposed to be a safe place for us to democratically select Elizabeth Warren as our new leader.

      TERF: POINT OF ORDER! That man is not a woman!

      Chair: [under breath] ahh fuck…

      [Loud Rucus followed by gavel banging]

      Chair: ORDER!, ORDER! Now do we have any nominations for delegates?

      Man clearly wearing fake nose and glasses: Um.. I would like to nominate my good friend Bill -err- William Crystal as a delegate. He knows that Biden is our only way to defeat Trump.

      Chair: [Squints] Sen Romeny? is that you? How did you get in an Iowa Caucus?

      Romeny: I keep a house in all 50 states, how do you think i got elected in Utah?

      ….

      1. kinnath

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Iowa_Democratic_caucuses

        In the closed caucuses, candidates must meet a viability threshold of 15 percent within an individual precinct in order to be considered viable, with supporters of non-viable candidates then allowed to support one of the remaining viable candidates.

        This is how upsets are made.

  14. Enough About Palin

    Great Bloomberg pic! Thanks.

  15. Gadfly

    I might as well wish for a unicorn that shits money and pisses good beer.

    Which Democratic presidential candidate is promising that?

    1. Bobarian LMD

      All of them.

  16. Enough About Palin

    “Dear IFLS crowd”

    The Indonesian Family Life Survey?

    1. pistoffnick

      Invisible Finger Licker Society

    2. Immature Fart-Loving Secessionists!

      1. Biff

        Ignorant fuckin luddite syndicate

  17. Gadfly

    Dem Deathwatch: A New Hope

    So if Clinton jumps in, will that be “The Empire Strikes Back”?

    1. Bobarian LMD

      Sounds more like “The Search for Spock”.

      1. leon

        Wrath of Clintahn?

        1. Biff

          More like fatal attraction

          1. OBJ FRANKELSON

            So long as the is no rehash of the leg uncrossing scene. No vagina dentata for me, thanks.

          2. Jarflax

            Wrong movie, although your Basic Instinct was good.

          3. OBJ FRANKELSON

            Dang it. Boiled that rabbit.

            *offers Gen X card. (in an apathetic manner, as befits my cohort.)*

  18. DEG

    What has astronomers intrigued about J1808 today, however, is the fact that it’s still exploding, and apparently showering our galaxy with some of the most intense blasts of light ever detected.

    “If your explosions last more than four hours…”

    1. I think they mean it was still exploding 11K years ago, which means the explosion has been going on for however long since J1808 was discovered.

      1. DEG

        The joke, you missed it.

        1. SugarFree

          Stellar priapism is no laughing matter.

          1. DEG

            SugarFree gets it.

          2. Spudalicious

            SPACE SMITH AGREES.

  19. Rebel Scum

    A dying Political Party

    While much of the 2019 election discussion focused on the Kentucky and Mississippi gubernatorial contests and the Virginia state legislative races, there were pivotal countywide races in Pennsylvania that provide a much clearer view of the political realignment we have been slowly witnessing for many years in my home state.

    The lesson learned from Pennsylvania, which went for Donald Trump in 2016, is the same as for the rest of the country. As a result of his election and performance in office, the suburbs are nearly completely gone for the Republican Party….

    The ever-expanding circle around Philadelphia and other urban population centers poses an existential threat to the GOP. It’s hard to imagine a scenario where Republican losses in the suburbs can be offset by increased gains in rural areas; the math simply doesn’t work.

    Yes, the rural areas of Pennsylvania, and America more broadly, are becoming more Republican and red while the suburbs are becoming more blue and Democratic. But it’s better to grow and win in areas where the population is increasing rather than in areas of population stagnation or decline, and that is the key Democratic advantage heading into 2020.
    Overall, the Pennsylvania elections of 2017, 2018, and 2019 were very unkind to the Republican Party and the trend does not bode well for next year. 2020 could be another terrible Republican year given President Trump’s high unfavorability ratings that are driven by his increasingly erratic behavior and misconduct in office….

    Many suburban voters view the Republican brand as too nativist and socially intolerant. If the Republican Party ever hopes to reclaim lost territory in the suburbs and elsewhere, it can start by rejecting isolationism and protectionism, advocating constructive international engagement by reengaging with traditional allies and defending the American-led international order, embracing diversity and inclusion, and striving to become more socially sensible.

    If demography is destiny, then Republicans must get on the right side of it. Otherwise, the results of the 2020 election for the Republican Party in Pennsylvania will make the previous three dreadful elections pale in comparison.

    Um, sure. . .

    1. leon

      it can start by rejecting isolationism and protectionism

      Eternal War is the price of political success. Come Suburan Mothers, and sacrifice your sons at the altar of war, then only can you be cleansed of your sins of nativisim.

    2. PBRstreetgang

      Philly suburbanite here and I don’t think this right either. My township and the one immediately west are both heavily (HEAVILY) Dem. But the outside of those two (and maybe Swarthmore), it seems pretty evenly split. Admittedly, I have no idea what goes on in Chester County though.

      1. libertarianjoe

        York County here, Repubs won pretty much every single seat they were running for.

        1. PBRstreetgang

          Yeah, I think the author is way overselling the doom/gloom for the GOP in the Philly suburbs. I feel like this same argument was floated right before 2016, i.e. HRC was going to own Montco and Bucks, thus winning PA fairly comfortably.

    3. Rhywun

      The Pittsburgh suburbs got more red.

      Granted, they are probably way outnumbered but the reality is more complicated than the DNC would have you think.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      CNN is in the business of promoting the Dems and demoralizing the GOP. They have no other rationale for their reporting anymore.

    5. R C Dean

      Many suburban voters view the Republican brand as too nativist and socially intolerant. If the Republican Party ever hopes to reclaim lost territory in the suburbs and elsewhere, it can start by rejecting isolationism and protectionism, advocating constructive international engagement by reengaging with traditional allies and defending the American-led international order, embracing diversity and inclusion, and striving to become more socially sensible.

      How is Trump not doing that, anyway? Obama’s foreign policy was marked by his disengagement from our traditional allies (*cough*Israel*cough*) and appeasement of our enemies. Trump’s foreign policy is a reversal of that general trend, isn’t it?

      These people are crying about Trump stepping on the Iran deal. Re-engaging with Iran would be opposite of what they claim to be asking for.

    6. Raston Bot

      i’m having trouble relinquishing anymore freedoms of association which makes me intolerant. maybe i’ll just die out.

  20. Dr. Fronkensteen

    Here’s a thought experiment. Ever since the beginning of the industrial age, technology has been increasing at an accelerating rate. At what point does the rate of technological advancement become an S curve and slows down to the flatter rate before the industrial revolution. Or does it not stop and lead to Kurzweil’s singularity.

    1. Drake

      Has it really? What are the recent big technological advances other than information technology and it’s applications?

      1. Tundra

        RealDolls.

        Duh.

      2. leon

        I’m confused to why advances in IT don’t count.

        1. Drake

          If technological advancements were accelerating, wouldn’t it be advancing on multiple fronts?

      3. R C Dean

        I wonder if that trend didn’t flatten out at some point in recent decades, myself.

      4. Tonio

        Define “recent.”

        Lithium Ion batteries are a pretty huge thing. Insulin pumps. Anti-retroviral medx which make HIV treatable and preventable.

        1. OBJ FRANKELSON

          Don’t forget the 3D printing/genetic tech that is, by this layman’s assesment is on the verge of making organ donation lists a thing of the past.

    2. leon

      Well in the long run we are all dead, so i imagine it eventually slows down.

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      As discussed earlier, technology has made us dumber, so I assume the machines will achieve the singularity and ultimately enslave us for their own newfound sense of sexual perversion.

      …and we will welcome it.

      1. Florida Man

        Do you have a source for tech making us dumber, because I’ve seen video from new age hippies in the 70’s and those people were dumb as a box of rocks.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          Comment #7 (by Sean) in the previous article. It was his opinion.

          Everything I said after that is certainly mine.

    4. Gadfly

      At what point does the rate of technological advancement become an S curve and slows down to the flatter rate before the industrial revolution.

      I think it’s already started. While a lot of great gains are still being made, we haven’t had any real leaps lately. Sure, there could be something around the corner, but most innovation today seems to be marginal improvement of existing technology rather than anything truly revolutionary. Steam power, electricity, flight, penicillin, and other such revolutions are in the distant past, the only recent revolution I can think of is the internet. I think a middle-aged person alive in 2019 has seen less technological revolution in their life than a middle-aged person alive in 1919.

      1. R C Dean

        I think a middle-aged person alive in 2019 has seen less technological revolution in their life than a middle-aged person alive in 1919.

        Or 1939, 1959, 1969, or probably even 1979.

        I’m that middle-aged person. I think its been marginal improvements across the board in my lifetime, with the sole exception (which isn’t small) of information technology.

        1. Rhywun

          #metoo

          And even IT seems flat lately. Most of us have been doing the same thing for a couple decades with only marginal improvements.

          Consider the difference between 2000 and 2020 versus 1980 and 2000. Not even close.

          1. Count Potato

            The huge advancement between 2000 and 2020 is media bandwidth.

          2. robc

            What I do in my job today was impossible in 1999.

        2. Don Escaped Texas

          as long as my oleo comes with the yellow already mixed in, life’s good

        3. Gustave Lytton

          And I’d say in a lot of areas sliding backwards: toilets, lights (although LEDs have decent applications and are better than CFLs, they’re also more costly), showerheads, antiscald faucets, laundry and soap detergent, food additives, plastic bags, straws, food containers, etc.

      2. Florida Man

        Maybe quantum computing could be the next leap. I know it has limited use, but it could lead to better modeling or complex systems.

        1. Gadfly

          It very well could, but I’m not sure what would be revolutionized by better modelling. It will be interesting to see what they can do with it.

          Maybe they’ll finally be able to accurately model climate change? 😉

          1. Florida Man

            My understanding is modeling how drugs are metabolized or absorbed, so faster pharma.

    5. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      “Ever since the beginning of the industrial age”

      Pretty much since the iron age technology has improved year after year. From the Fall of Rome to the present day, there has never been a time where technology has not advanced.

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        True but it was much slower. The industrial age hit and you get all sorts of advances in a very historically short time. I’m thinking that while technology will still advance it will be again at a much slower pace. I’m thinking of the world in which my great aunt lived 1899-1997 vs what I have seen in my time and the rate of change just doesn’t seem to match up.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Yeah, agreed. Once capitalism stops being the main economic driver in the West is when technological advancement slows once again. It’s pretty clear to me that capitalism, alone, is responsible for the modern world.

          1. Gadfly

            It’s pretty clear to me that capitalism, alone, is responsible for the modern world.

            I’d argue that electricity and gunpowder are responsible as well, but given that the former was harnessed in a capitalistic environment capitalism still gets to take the lion’s share of credit.

          2. Shirley Knott

            Don’t overlook steam power.
            I wonder to what extent we can look at ‘rate of advance’ in terms of ‘actually new stuff’ on the one side and ‘incremental, but over time substantial, improvements and refinements on ‘the new stuff’ ‘.
            Flight / the Concorde, electricity / [phones, tv, computers, Teslas (Tesla’s?), Where to draw the lines is fuzzy and contentious, but … interesting thought experiment?

          3. Gadfly

            Steam power is definitely important, but I’d argue it takes a back seat to the ones I mentioned, because while it revolutionized transportation and distribution, electricity and gunpowder revolutionized not only technology itself but society as a whole. In my opinion, electricity and gunpowder are the two great equalizing innovations that are responsible for the destruction of the ancient hierarchies and the profound effect that has had on our society.

    6. Jarflax

      It isn’t a smooth curve, at least over a scale of years, it spikes, like everything. Anyone who questions the rate of technological change living now is kind of missing the forest for the trees. CRISPR, 3d printing, lithium ion batteries, smart phones, VR, reusable rockets, micro fiber clothing, advances in fusion, anti-viral drugs. prosthetic tech, materials tech, and more.

  21. Count Potato

    “EXCLUSIVE: Ilhan Omar’s lover who left his wife to be with her, claims he never really loved his spouse but stayed for his son, while she says their marriage was ‘happy and fulfilling before the congresswoman came on the scene’”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7664877/Ilhan-Omars-married-lover-claims-never-really-loved-spouse.html

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Now he’s going to drag his ex-wife and kid thru a very public shitshow. He’s an asshole.

        1. leon

          ^^^ Probably NSFW

      1. claims he never really loved his wife in bombshell court papers exclusively obtained by DailyMail.com.

        Yes, he’s dragging them through that, not the Dailymail.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Much like the corporate press had to drag Trump’s family through that whole adultery part while Malania was eight months pregnant.

          Agency, how does that work?

          1. He’s responsible for the actions of Right Wing Big Media?

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Someday, you will learn that people are responsible for their own actions.

          3. Jarflax

            I jump Hyp as much as anyone, but here he is making the same point you are just in the other direction.

          4. Heroic Mulatto

            SHUT THE FUCK UP, LIBTARD!

          5. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Did you honestly not get that I just reversed his position on him? Clearly the corporate press is not at fault for Trump being an adulterer. Nor is the press guilty of showing this dude for being an adulterer.

          6. Jarflax

            But the point he was making is not that adultery is fine, it is that it is a private personal sin and making it a public spectacle tortures the innocent victims, while not really being relevant to the qualifications of the candidate. He was responding to:

            he’s going to drag his ex-wife and kid thru a very public shitshow. He’s an asshole.

          7. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Literally every single one of those points could be made about Trump’s affair with Stormy Daniels.

            And the argument that the private life of politicians should somehow be off limits, is an argument that I find farcical. Just because you have no problem with it, does not mean that the press should not report on it. Stop being a culture warrior by pushing your mores on others.

          8. Jarflax

            Ok “Stop being a culture warrior by pushing your mores on others.”

            earns you a fuck off.

            The point is not that the private life of politicians should be off limits. It is that when a media outlet attacks a politician using that technique they are causing the public shitshow. The adulterer is responsible for the adultery. The outlet that decides to turn a a private failing into a shitshow owns the harm the public display causes.

          9. Jarflax

            And if you want to attack me for being a culture warrior and pushing a leftist no moral standards agenda, you may not have understood anything I have said, ever, which is probably why your comment pissed me off so badly.

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          When you leave your wife to start fucking one of the most notorious and divisive politicians in America, you’re inviting all sorts of attention on your family, whether it’s deserved or not.

          He’s either completely naive or he doesn’t really give a shit about the fallout for his ex-wife and kid and is only thinking with his dick.

          1. Meh, you want to call the guy as asshole for leaving his wife go ahead and make that case, claiming that the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy going through court papers and stalking him in an attempt to embarrass a Dem is on him as well is a stretch, he’s not the one dragging this out into the public, as far as I can tell he’s been pretty low key about the whole thing.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Whether or not I approve of the media’s conduct does not lessen the impact on his family. He knew or should have known what would happen. There’s plenty of people out there to bed down with. Most of them don’t come with intense media scrutiny.

    2. PBRstreetgang

      She sure got the hang of this Congress thing in a hurry, having affairs, wrecking marriages and whatnot.

      1. SugarFree

        And tweeting, ever tweeting for freedom!

      2. OBJ FRANKELSON

        Between her and Katie Hill it would seem that not only is this congress the most female, it is the sluttiest since the second generation of Kennedys.

    3. R C Dean

      I’m still waiting for Omar, whose adherence to Islam required the House to change its rules on wearing hats, to explain how dumping your husband to break up another marriage is totes Islamic.

      1. leon

        Are you saying Islam is right about women?

        1. Sensei

          Nice.

      2. Dr. Fronkensteen

        He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone. Wait that’s not the right religion.

      3. Gustave Lytton

        It is kind of funny how she picks and chooses which precept to follow. Nothing to do about making people change their ways at her whim.

  22. Rebel Scum

    I don’t recognize the black guy that is not Corey Booker. And Mystic Marianne is still in it? She should tagteam me with Tul – I mean team up with Tulsi Gabbard.

  23. Count Potato

    “Kristen Stewart’s character in Charlie’s Angels is ‘definitely gay’ according to director Elizabeth Banks”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7677957/Kristen-Stewarts-Charlies-Angels-character-definitely-gay-says-director-Elizabeth-Banks.html

    1. Raston Bot

      pics or it didn’t happen

    2. R C Dean

      I’m not even disappointed, since I wasn’t looking forward to it anyway.

        1. MikeS

          Uff. Da.

          1. Tundra

            That’s for your contribution this morning.

        2. DEG

          Not bad at all.

        3. pistoffnick

          I had this poster of Farrah on my ceiling. I won it at the county fair.

          https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ei5gi8K-0oU/W5Iha1bjcHI/AAAAAAADST8/los12VcpiNs7aO8wu5BGKqvGrv9Oeg3QgCLcBGAs/s1600/farrah-fawcett-red-swimsuit-1.jpg

          As did many other boys my age

          1. Tundra

            Oh yeah. One of my faves!

          2. Spudalicious

            Guilty. Also Lonnie Anderson and Cheryl Tiegs.

          3. Lonnie Anderson never did anything for me. She looked too fake – even in her face.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Many suburban voters view the Republican brand as too nativist and socially intolerant. If the Republican Party ever hopes to reclaim lost territory in the suburbs and elsewhere, it can start by rejecting isolationism and protectionism

    Pssst. Hey, Shirley. Isolation and protection are prime defining characteristics of the suburbs.

    People move to the suburbs for a reason. And it’s not because they have an abiding love for “diversity and inclusion”. Ponder that.

    1. Rhywun

      I don’t think it will take more than the next round of total Dem control – and the realization of some part of their designs for us – to put the brakes on the thousand-year republic the MSM seems to be predicting. Patting themselves on the back for “diversity and inclusion” will fall by the wayside for a lot of these suburban blue voters when the economy starts tanking, crime starts rising, etc.

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Suburbs have embraced the Democratic Party, because that is a fashionable position among the wealthy nowadays. Nothing better defines suburban life than “keeping up with the Joneses”. They are never out of fashion.

      1. RAHeinlein

        From the burbs that brought you organizations with “Mom” in the name.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Why do moms always have to be against things???

          1. Dr. Fronkensteen

            If only Moms demand action were a swingers group.

          2. DEG

            That depends on the moms involved.

          3. Tejicano

            At the very least spare us from the moms with the depends on.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    I don’t recognize the black guy that is not Corey Booker.

    Harris?

  26. The Late P Brooks

    re- technological progress:

    I say, while providing no substantive examples whatsoever, the advance of materials technology continues to be on a significant upward curve.

    1. Bill Door

      This. The advance in display tech shows that curve, imho.

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      You can’t say civilization don’t advance… in every war they kill you in a new way.

      – Will Rogers

    3. Suthenboy

      And you just hit the heart of it. What appears to be a flurry of technology in the past was really just a few advances in materials sciences that allowed lots of things to be made that could not be made prior to that. Probably mostly metals. Then of course there was the harnessing of electricity. I think the curve is still accelerating. Advances in medicine, materials, and IT are going great guns.

  27. Sensei

    花子さんは着物を着ていました。

    I never put 2+2 together. The name in this sentence Hanko is literally “flower child”.

    From tonight’s homework.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Gah! Reminds me I skipped last week because of stuff at home and now in the hole for this week.

      1. Tejicano

        And 愛子 (Aiko) is “love child”. Makes it funny that the Emperor of Japan is raising a love child.

      2. Tejicano

        And 愛子 (Aiko) is “love child”. Makes it funny that the Emperor of Japan is raising a love child.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      One was chastising protesters for imagined oppression, while the other was chastising protesters for not putting a positive spin on murder

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Honestly the best advice he has ever received

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Suburbs have embraced the Democratic Party, because that is a fashionable position among the wealthy nowadays. Nothing better defines suburban life than “keeping up with the Joneses”. They are never out of fashion.

    Scratch a suburban liberal, you’ll find somebody who doesn’t want just anybody pitching a tent next door. They might talk a good game, but when they get in the old voting booth… Who do you think elected Trump?

    1. Tundra

      Yep. He barely lost here.

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      Joke’s on them! I’m pitching a tent right now!

      1. Mad Scientist

        A circus tent!

        1. Biff

          So is that what they mean by “under the big top”?

      2. Spudalicious

        I’m not. Cuz I’m not wearing clothes.

        1. Sean

          Are you brushing an intern’s hair?

  29. Count Potato

    “Which social media genius decided to film Bernie Sanders –the presidential candidate people accuse of being a socialist — in front of empty grocery shelves”

    https://twitter.com/Harry1T6/status/1188941298956427270

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Tundra- just saw your update in the lst thread.

    $60k for that 2002? Another example of how money bleeds over from one asset to another. Porsches are getting ridiculous, so it’s time to snag the next big thing.

    1. Tundra

      There are a couple 914s that look pretty nice, but yeah, the 911s are insane. Also Alfa GTVs. And Datsun 2000s.

      Huh. Maybe the economy is better than the media suggests…

    2. Tejicano

      I wish I’d had a barn to stash the vehicles I had when I left the US 26 years ago –

      – Ratty but no-dents, bone stock 1967 Chevelle SS396
      – Clean, no-rust/dents (AZ car) 1973 Porsche 914
      – No-rust/dents (TX/AZ truck) 1973 Ford F-150 fully rebuilt drivetrain
      – No-rust, modified drivetrain (dual sidedraft carbs, headers, 5-speed) 1972 Datsun 510

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Joke’s on them! I’m pitching a tent right now!

    *grabs box of shotgun shells, peers out window*

    1. JaimeRoberto Delecto

      You’re looking the wrong place. He’s coming from inside the house!

  32. AlmightyJB

    Hi-Wire Bed of Nails Brown. Very good. With so many Browns going the Stout/Porter route is refreshing to have a more classic Brown. Also sampled a Southern Tier Chocolate Milkshake Imperial Milk Stout. Bartender said Tootsie Roll which seems pretty accurate. Not really a beer I want to sit and drink but probably has a use in a shot or a desert drink or something.

    1. Tundra

      Bell’s Best is excellent.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Yeah, that is good. They have 3 Bells on tap right now but not that one. Cherry Stout, Oarsman, and Two Hearted.

      2. Don Escaped Texas

        sheesh: Bell’s justifies all Yankees forever; dem boys brew

        1. AlmightyJB

          Doing a Shiner Cheers right now. Digging it. Nice Christmas beer.

          1. Don Escaped Texas

            Work Party IPA

            at first I read that as Warty IPA and thought NFW ima drink dat

          2. AlmightyJB

            Little Fish Brewery is a cool place. Great outdoor area and food truck with empanadas.

          3. AlmightyJB

            Headed to hole in wall for cheap Miller Lites. Bye cool beer menu.

          4. Jarflax

            JB, there are less degrading ways to pay for crappy beer than working the Glory Hole.

          5. AlmightyJB

            That’s their problem.

            https://youtu.be/ZrbmW6HN1Rw

          6. Don Escaped Texas

            my favorite bar took Shiner off tap: but it’s the GREATEST BURGER BEER OF ALL TIME!!11!!/?!

      3. DEG

        Seconded.

    2. DEG

      Hi-Wire makes good beer.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Yeah, I was at their brewery in Asheville 4 or 5 years ago. Cool little brewery.

        1. DEG

          It was my favorite of the stops on the Asheville Brews Cruise.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    That kind of money for a 2002 should get you one with a V8 from a 740. With a suspension and brakes ready for the Nordschlieffe.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Alfa GTVs

    I’ve noticed that, lately. I have always liked those cars, but they a really pricey, now.

    1. Tundra

      Rufus needs one. He’s a fan.

  35. RAHeinlein

    Any Glibs subscribe to the Criterion Channel?

  36. wdalasio

    While a lot of great gains are still being made, we haven’t had any real leaps lately.

    It was actually something of a topic I’d been having a discussion about earlier today (with regard to a “lower-for-longer” interest rate climate). While there’s something to this, technology gains seem to be modestly incremental, until they’re not. Then you get a big technology boom and revert to marginal incremental changes. In the early 80s, you had the advent of the personal computer. In the 1990s, you saw the internet. In the last decade, you’ve seen the rise of smart phones. In each case, you see modest improvements right up until you see a revolution. Then things pretty much stabilize.

    My guess is the next “big thing” is probably cellular therapy and CRISPR technology. You don’t hear an awful lot about it, but scientists are on the verge of being able to cure diseases that have plagued mankind for centuries. They’re even doing work on addressing the problem of aging itself.

    1. When you say working on aging, how are you defining aging?

      Getting old with its concomitant problems and never dying, just getting weaker and more demented and/or in pain?

      Or getting old with some decent quality of life?

      1. leon

        Hey man…. Like… Life is Death….

      2. wdalasio

        Very much the latter. It’s not a given, but some of the research suggests that they might be able to reverse the cellular deterioration that gives rise to bigger problems. It’s pretty impressive stuff if they can pull it off.

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          if they can pull it off

          I was going to make a joke there but am letting it go.

          You’d think that some of those breakthroughs would have made it into our firmware by accident by now. Of course, the difference between living to 70 instead of merely 60 means very little to the survival of your blueprint.

          1. wdalasio

            I wasn’t thinking so much reproduction, but enjoying quality of life. I’m hardly an expert on the topic (I went to a lecture and read a book). But, it almost sounds like that might actually be a more difficult problem.

          2. Don Escaped Texas

            oh, I liked your point and didn’t mean to add or argue it

            I was just thinking about how DNA is in the business of propagating new batches of DNA before you get eaten by a saber tooth, not sustaining the old stuf

            That said, if they can reprogram us so that the other thing that goes up keeps going up and ova don’t dry up and crack in half after 40 years, then the DNA would actually start to get in the living-longer game. But today it just don’t much care beyond your helping raise your grandpups a year or two; after that, DNA don’t give a shit about when or how you wear out

          3. wdalasio

            oh, I liked your point and didn’t mean to add or argue it

            No, I thought it was an interesting point. I just don’t know, and I’m a little more skeptical that they could do much to alter the genetic material someone passes on. They might be able to clean the person up. But, I think it would be a lot harder to alter what he passes on.

        2. Gadfly

          It’s pretty impressive stuff if they can pull it off.

          I’m skeptical, but if they do that will be a massive revolutionary change on society.

          Depending on how soon they can do it, millennials might be saying “OK Boomer” from now until Kingdom Come.

          Has anyone done a sci-fi story set in a society where aging has been abolished? It would be an interesting setting, considering that abolishing aging does not abolish death. I’m thinking a crime drama about an assassin or something like that would work well in that setting.

          1. I’m thinking a crime drama about an assassin

            People who can’t pull the trigger pay for their own assassinations?

          2. Gadfly

            I was thinking a different angle: in a world without natural death, it would be highly likely to see life sentences abolished, thereby meaning that murderers will eventually go free and some of the aggrieved will hire their own justice.

          3. Suthenboy

            Also sans some kind of arbitrary limits on tenure institutions would cease being innovative. You have to remove the old ways of thinking somehow or your social, scientific, artistic progress becomes cemented.

          4. wdalasio

            From what I recall reading and hearing, that end of the technology has its limits. There’s stuff they can do to regenerate, but each time it becomes less effective. Of course, who knows what can be done in the future?

          5. Unreconstructed

            The Honor Harrington series is set in a world where aging is not defeated, but slowed down tremendously (for those in the analog of First World economies). The changes in society are touched on in several stories, along with the issues caused by the access of wealthier economies to the technologies (and due to the nature of the “prolong”, the timing of its arrival to a society, as the better versions of the tech can only be used on fairly young people, making the divide a multi-dimensional one).

          6. Gadfly

            That sounds like a very interesting take on the idea.

          7. Timeloose

            Larry Niven has several stories of this world. Boosterspice and organ transplants ends aging. This requires the gov to tightly regulate birth, psychology, and Innovation to prevent war.

            Any tech deemed dangerous is suppressed including violent and aggressive thoughts.

          8. Unreconstructed

            Yeah, and the side effects of FTL travel make for some really weird stories in that world (I’m thinking of a couple of the Man-Kzin Wars stories).

          9. Timeloose

            That was a great series. It could have been a space war opera series, instead most stories were well written hard sci fi.

          10. Timeloose

            Madness Has Its Place is good short story about a “therapied” guy who stops taking his drugs to help plan To fight a war with aliens. Humanity has been culled to be peaceful and can’t conceive of war.

          11. Mad Scientist

            Here’s a movie from 1980 along those lines.

          12. Rhywun

            The City and the Stars is a variation on the theme.

      3. Mad Scientist

        Forever 21 already has this licked.

        No, wait, they died in bankruptcy. EVERYTHING IS A LIE!

          1. Jarflax

            and I do not have the power 🙁

            But I am still <a href="http://” title=”judging” target=”_blank” >judging

          2. Jarflax

            and I am now Sugar Free….

            The link is

      4. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

        That’s the thing, isn’t it? If I simply live longer but without practical whole-body rejuvenation, what’s the point? I have no interest in being several hundred years old and a complete physical wreck.

        1. #metoo

          Sitting here in a hospital room with my 75yo mom after a 5-hour cardiac ablation. She’s fallen twice this year. Broke her arm and had to have surgery. That gave her carpal tunnel, so she had surgery on THAT too.

          Today’s procedure also went fine, but my dad died 25 years ago and she’s been wondering why she still has to be here.

          To her, living is a full-time job and an annoyance.

          1. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

            To her, living is a full-time job and an annoyance.

            The last six months of my Mom’s life, mostly lived in a hospice whilst waiting for the liver cancer to finish her off, was the most trying thing she’d ever gone through. Made me think hard about my attitudes toward assisted dying.

          2. Don Escaped Texas

            Sometimes the treatments are almost cruel.

            I’m a huge fan of St Jude, just an hour’s walk from me, but the good things they do there today were filtered out of a bushel of bad things back in the day. A cousin’s child died there, and it seemed a torture of a sort (not my place to say, of course), but I’m sure there are people walking around today based off what they learned back then.

            I can accept death, but I worry about suffering.

          3. I know a doctor dude whose parents were each terminally ill with something. I don’t remember. They approached him about assisting them. He refused.

            Somehow they arranged it so that they would be left alone for as long as it took for the dad to kill the mom and then himself, before they were to be found.

            The doc dude knew they were planning it; he just didn’t know when.

          4. Tres Cool

            Tres Sr. comes from a family (of inbred Mennonites) that all fall over from some cardiac event. In fact, no male on his side had ever lived past 60. So when he turned 60 (20 years ago), he was sure he was on borrowed-time, and made some severe life changes that reflected that.
            To him, still alive when he planned on being gone a long time ago, every day is a personal inconvenience.

          5. Suthenboy

            We are all on borrowed time and have been since our conception.

          6. DEG

            Sorry.

          7. Sean

            So sorry that year that. My gfs mom has given up and has let herself go (understatement). It’s a slow motion car wreck in progress and she actively fights her daughters trying to help her.

          8. She hasn’t given up because she refuses to. But she IS annoyed.

          9. Tejicano

            My MIL is slowly drifting off. Luckily she is in no pain but she is rarely lucid anymore. Even when she is responsive she often doesn’t even recognize her only daughter and what she does talk about has no grounding in reality. The medical system has her fed by an IV. They are not offering euthanasia – I believe it isn’t an option here in Japan.

            If I ever get the diagnosis that I am on the path to Parkinson’s I will make a plan for the point when to pull the plug myself. Go off to someplace where the outdoor temps are cold enough, drink a couple bottles of scotch, and go to sleep in the snow.

      5. Suthenboy

        In order to be of any use it will have to be some sort of repair n the cellular level. Then of course there is bionics. Bonding machine to nervous system is a big deal.

    2. Cannoli

      For computing, the return to stable, incremental change is already starting. Moore’s Law ended 15 years ago, and Moore’s Second Law is a killer.

      I’m looking forward to whatever the next “big thing” is, I’m just worried goverment will kill it. For example, if you’re right, how long will CRISPR take to get through FDA approval?

      1. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

        . . . how long will CRISPR take to get through FDA approval?

        They still haven’t created a supercomputer that can count that high.

  37. Count Potato

    “ABC scrambles to figure out identity of Amy Robach leaker, who goes by ‘Ignotus’”

    https://pagesix.com/2019/11/12/abc-scrambles-to-figure-out-identity-of-amy-robach-leaker-who-goes-by-ignotus/

    https://twitter.com/PageSix/status/1194364984723202051

    This shit is ridiculous.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      “Amy Robach leaker”

      I heard that video was taken down.

      1. Count Potato

        I’m not seeing anything about that here

        https://twitter.com/Project_Veritas

      2. Count Potato
        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          You missed the joke

          1. Count Potato

            I guess I still don’t get it.

    2. Rhywun

      Does this mean the leaker is a Potter fan, likely one of the younger staff members who work the overnight shift?

      I’m on pins and needles.

      1. SugarFree

        That whole article made my brain hurt.

    3. JaimeRoberto Delecto

      Sounds like they are worried that there’s even more damaging material.

    4. Suthenboy

      So they are trying to make the story about the leak, not what was leaked. Didnt Clinton try that shit more than once?

      1. Count Potato

        Yes.

  38. KibbledKristen

    Any of y’all following the LP hot mess up in the Tweeters? Too many Tweets to post, but some LP donor apparently got sand in his vagine about something Maj Toure said, so the LP disinvited him as a keynote at the LP convention. They’re making one guy take the fall, but a whole committee ratified his “decision”. Motherfuckers, the lot.

    1. Suthenboy

      As my grandaddy would have said “That bunch? They aint no good.”

  39. Tres Cool

    AS I mentioned earlier, Jugsy’s 11 year-old boxer had a 1-way ticket to the Rainbow Bridge®.
    She was sent on her way this afternoon.

    Who woulda known a group of grumpy, misanthropic, get-off-my-lawn types could be so warm?

    Thanks for your kind words and thoughts. It was her 1st euthanasia (the dog’s too), so it was extra rough.

    1. Tres Cool

      /x-tra RUFF

      insert Ralph Malph “I still got it”

    2. KibbledKristen

      Man, I’m sorry Tres. Those danged animals and their unconditional love.

    3. ❤❤❤ to Jugsy.

    4. Jarflax

      Sorry Tres.

    5. Mad Scientist

      Sorry, Tres. Losing a dog is just awful, but at least you have 11 years with that boxer to look back on.

    6. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

      They do teach us some very important lessons about life and death, that’s for sure. Dammitall.  :-(

    7. Count Potato

      Sorry 🙁

    8. DEG

      Sorry.

    9. Spudalicious

      Sorry about that, Tres. Putting down a beloved pet is tough stuff.

      1. Tres Cool

        Well, and she had dementia (vets call it Cognitive Behavioral Disorder). Dealing with her rapid decline over the past month has given me a taste of what people caregivers have to endure. Clearly that’s not a direct comparison, but I may have an idea. You have my utmost compassion and empathy.

        1. Tres Cool

          /and respect

          1. Spudalicious

            Thanks, bud.

    10. Gender Traitor

      {{{{{HUGS}}}}} to you & Jugsy! (Ummm….those brackets don’t designate a particular religious or ethnic group do they…?)

    11. Suthenboy

      I am very sorry about your dog passing. Give it a little time and newly chewed up shoes and puddles of pee everywhere can go a long way to healing.

      1. Tres Cool

        YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH!

        I warned her about immediately gloming on to a new doge, specially when the other boxer (the one that just died’s son) has yet to sort out who’s missing.
        But she’s hasn’t listened to me yet, so I see a puppy in the near future.

        1. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

          Yeah, I’m with ya. When the second of our two beloved Shih-Tzus died back in ’12, it took the spousal unit and I almost three-and-one-half years to get another pup (a beautiful Shih-Tzu/Bichon Frise cross with caramel-coloured hair!). We’re happy to have the new pup, but damn! — it hurt for a very long time, and we needed perspective.

    12. Gustave Lytton

      Sorry Tres, and to Jugsy too. Our little mini Aussie is about the same age and she’s showing some signs of no longer being a spring chicken. Had her teeth cleaned last week and took longer than ever for her to recover from it. Even before she doesn’t seem to hear as well as she did. Not looking forward to that day.

    13. Cannoli

      I’m so sorry Tres.

    14. Sensei

      Sorry dude…

    15. Sean

      Sorry dude.

    16. mindyourbusiness

      Sorry, Tres. It may be the kindest thing to do but damn, it still hurts

  40. Count Potato

    “How did this get started? It’s popping up all over the place. I never said Jeffrey Epstein was murdered. I said he didn’t commit suicide. Not the same. Could be alive. Could have never existed. Maybe murdered. I dunno. I only know he didn’t commit suicide.”

    https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1194301300923600896

    1. Count Potato

      “Jesus! It’s the media feeding on itself. New York Post: “John McAfee thinks Jeffrey Epstein was murdered”. The London Daily Mail: “McAfee insists he wasn’t murder”. Within hours of each other. Expect soon: “John McAfee murdered Jeffrey Epstein and assumed his identity”.”

      https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1194336062656667649

      1. KibbledKristen

        Irreverence is one of my favorite human qualities. McAfee has it in spades.

        1. Suthenboy

          Well chick, you are in the right place. This site…this commentariat….is a devoted celebration of irreverence.

      2. Dr. Fronkensteen

        Well if anyone knows about murder, it’s McAfee.

      3. straffinrun

        I’m assuming it was the rapture and only Epstein made the cut.

      4. Suthenboy

        The vast majority of the establishment media is beyond a joke now.

    1. Tundra

      Oh yeah.

      Thanks, CP!

  41. Count Potato

    “”Look at China. They have a million wigger muslims. *sieg heil*” -Joe Biden”

    https://twitter.com/mooncult/status/1194092221420716035

    1. Suthenboy

      I am not sure what to make of that.

    2. Ownbestenemy

      Uh….what?

    3. Drake

      Nobody needs a miliion wigger Muslims.

      1. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

        Okay, I’ll bite.

        What the Hell is a “wigger Muslim”?

        1. Raven Nation

          Uighur I assume

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Eminem in a kufi hat?

  42. Don Escaped Texas

    There’s a ton of BS in this article, but the larger story of the Marshall Islands is certainly worth a skim.

    Dad was on Eniwetok, mostly 1959, and has no obviously attributable complaints. Today the fear of the containment’s failure is dismissed since the lagoon is already so contaminated that any added radiation introduced by a dome failure would be virtually undetectable. Dad thoroughly enjoyed swimming for a year in that lagoon, but they were not allowed to eat any fish or coconuts or any other would-be foodstuffs available in the wild there.

    1. JaimeRoberto Delecto

      My dad’s ship was sent to Eniwetok to observe the nuclear tests. Luckily he was in the infirmary in San Diego with some sickness during that assignment.

    2. Suthenboy

      Fuck. They just never quit.

      “Now the concrete coffin, which locals call “the Tomb,” is at risk of collapsing from rising seas and other effects of climate change. Tides are creeping up its sides, advancing higher every year as distant glaciers melt and ocean waters rise.”

      That is not what is happening. That is not what is happening at all. Any engineers around here know about building concrete buildings or swimming pools?
      The fucking thing is floating up off of its foundation. Goes up, goes down. It is working itself loose.

      If the sea was rising and coming up farther on the beach then that shitbox would be their last worry.

      1. DenverJ

        Yeah, I noticed that they described it as “bobbing up and down”. Concrete structures are not supposed to “bob”.

  43. Ownbestenemy

    My son the one learning guitar is learning what it means to be punk.

    Just now he says, “so punk is just a great way to express anger towards the system or the man”

    He got a gold star for the day.

    1. Drake

      You’re the man.

      1. Ownbestenemy

        Exactly. Question everything.

    1. Ownbestenemy

      Lol

    2. Suthenboy

      The clue should have been ‘whistleblower, my ass’. If it was the person who came up with the complaint the correct answer would be ‘N_ancy Pelos_’

      1. Suthenboy

        We had a fight. There were a half-dozen back and forths but spellcheck won. Dammit.

  44. hayeksplosives

    New thread, slackers!!