Tuesday Afternoon Meeting Day Links

Holy crap. I’ve been in meetings all damn day. My to-do list has grown and my to-done list has nothing on it. Because no, I don’t think that meetings materially advance the product. They are indispensable in the process of making decisions (where one party has authority and another information) about what should be on a to-do list, but meetings don’t make software, damn what your Agile coach says.

Feds file criminal charges against Epstein guards. I’ll bet those guys shut the fuck up and take the plea. They know what happens to squealers.

Why is the identity of the “whistleblower” a more closely guarded secret than Hillary Clinton’s State Department emails?

India asks men to take a shot in the dick to protect against pregnancy (of their sexual partners in 99.995% of cases). Would. Well, maybe not in India, or in some sketchy clinic in Florida that also promises butt injections.

Didn’t these guys play Fallout: New Vegas?

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421 responses to “Tuesday Afternoon Meeting Day Links”

  1. Rebel Scum

    They know what happens to squealers.

    Muggings gone wrong, but nothing is stolen for some reason.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      I never found that to be a convincing argument. You try to mug someone. It goes wrong and you kill the guy. Are you going stand over the body with a smoking gun looking for money or are you going to get the hell out of there before the cops and/or witnesses show up?
      And maybe you find another victim the next day.

      1. SHUT THE FUCK UP, LIBTARD!

        1. RBS

          Ok, Boomer.

      2. R C Dean

        What I find unconvincing is that he was shot from behind. What robber does that? If it was an accident, why Was he shot more than once? That doesn’t sound “accidental” to me. The scenario that a robber was coming up on him from behind and accidentally shot him before the robbery even got underway doesn’t hold water, to me.

        Counterpoint: what competent hitman sets up a killing to look like a robbery, and then doesn’t steal anything?

        We need a new meme to go with the Epstein meme: “Seth Rich wasn’t robbed”

        1. peachy rex

          A hit man whose secondary objective is intimidation?

        2. Social Justice is Neither

          Maybe one that doesn’t want to leave transfer evidence in a potentially high profile case if the investigation isn’t successfully shut down.

      3. Semi-Spartan Dad

        It only takes a few seconds to strip the watch and grab the wallet. Professional bank robbers give themselves at least an order of magnitude more time than that while knowing they are surrounded by witnesses and the cops have already been alerted.

        I can’t imagine someone hungry enough to murder someone for their watch and wallet wouldn’t grab it afterwards.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      squealers

      They get plastic shot into their dick? Or are they squealers after the shot?

  2. Rebel Scum

    First male birth control injection almost ready for penises

    I prefer to be the one doing the poking, not being poked.

    1. AlexinCT

      Wise…

    2. commodious spittoon

      Homophobe!

  3. Caput Lupinum

    Didn’t these guys play Fallout: New Vegas?

    Time to locate the C-finder and go for a “No Gods, No Masters” irl run.

    1. Gadfly

      That being an option was what made that game great. Being able to tell all sides “screw you, I’m making my own path” was most satisfying. More RPGs need an option like that.

  4. Tundra

    Hi Brett!

    If they don’t call that solar project Operation: Archimedes, I’ll be very disappointed.

  5. jesse.in.mb

    India asks men to take a shot in the dick to protect against pregnancy (of their sexual partners in 99.995% of cases). Would. Well, maybe not in India, or in some sketchy clinic in Florida that also promises butt injections.

    Yaaaaass RISUG! Brett, I told you about this forever ago.

    jesse.in.mb
    May.14.2014 at 2:30 pm
    RISUG time!

    I’d certainly pay into a SnipStarter campaign for this guy, but I don’t think this should be mandated, just strongly encouraged by his peer group.

    Four kids you aren’t providing for is enough, broski.

    Brett L
    May.14.2014 at 2:35 pm
    Oh hell yes. They better have this in the US in about five years when I’m done making babies for a while.

    1. Certified Public Asshat

      So it is a 13 year long vasectomy alternative? Who thinks “I don’t want kids now, but maybe in 13 years.” ?

      1. kinnath

        An 18 year old?

        1. Raston Bot

          my son when he turns 13.. if he knows what’s good for em.

      2. jesse.in.mb

        IIRC it’s way more easily/cheaply reversed than a vasectomy. I mean, you could ask the same thing about an IUD, no? I think the ones on the market are rated for 5 or 10 years.

        1. Certified Public Asshat

          I did the ol’ snip over the summer. I was terrified and highly anxious for months. It was not that bad, but I do consider it permanent.

          1. R C Dean

            Gender reassignment surgery really isn’t reversible, true.

          2. Tundra

            Over 17 years ago. I remember laughing at my anxiety. I pretended to be in way more pain than I was so I could sit on the sofa all weekend, drink whiskey and watch hockey.

            No so bad, really.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            It was a useful excuse for a few days.

          4. Florida Man

            I recommend all men get vasectomies.

          5. commodious spittoon

            Or choose abstinence, you bunch of floozies.

          6. Fourscore

            Advantages of Age. I laugh when I see some 75 year old siring some offspring. Kid looks like pool boy, huh?

          7. Social Justice is Neither

            If feminists have taught me anything useful it is that i’m not responsible for my actions when it comes to my base desires. It is so empowering to embrace that truth.

      3. mexican sharpshooter

        “Maybe in 13 years” seems much easier to reverse than a vasectomy. Another plus: another man not performing a procedure on your balls.

        1. R C Dean

          You forgot the NTTAWWT.

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            Indeed.

            NTTAWWT

        2. Certified Public Asshat

          It sounds like it would be the same urologist performing either procedure.

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            Have you considered I don’t want the same urologist doing it a second time?

          2. Bobarian LMD

            What if you liked it the first time?

  6. Rebel Scum

    “Bill and the team have truly now harnessed the sun,” Soon-Shiong, who also sits on the Heliogen board, told CNN Business. “The potential to humankind is enormous. … The potential to business is unfathomable.”

    So you’re saying the potential benefits are out of this world.

  7. Pope Jimbo

    She’s so dreamy, I can’t even stand it!

    When a man with an expressed hatred for Muslims holding public office goes before a New York federal judge and hears his sentence for threatening to kill U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar, he will have a prominent Muslim politician on his side.

    Ilhan Omar.

    The Minnesota Democrat submitted a letter Tuesday to U.S. District Judge Frank Geraci asking that he show mercy and not give 55-year-old Patrick W. Carlineo Jr. a lengthy prison sentence or substantial fine for calling her Capitol Hill office earlier this year and threatening to shoot her in the head.

    I can hardly wait to read more and more about how merciful Omar is in the local paper. I bet if this guy was an actual threat and not a moronic blowhard, she wouldn’t be so quick to let him off the hook.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      Another great snippet from that story:

      “This prosecution highlights the fact that the rights secured in our Constitution carry with them certain responsibilities,” U.S. Attorney James Kennedy said. “The First Amendment right to freedom of speech carries with it the responsibility that individuals not make threats to harm lawmakers simply because they may disagree with them.”

      Add to the list of Ozy’s govt reforms: Some animals are not more equal than others.

      If anything, it should be harder to prosecute a guy for threatening a lawmaker than a normal person. Sort of like defamation. If you are a big scaredy cat, don’t become a pol.

  8. Count Potato

    “The birth control method, which lasts approximately 13 years, involves injecting a polymer, called styrene maleic anhydride”

    Hard pass.

    1. Tundra

      Yeah, that’s gonna be a stiff challenge.

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        Now don’t dismiss this prematurely.

        1. Rebel Scum

          He does seem a little testy.

      2. PBRstreetgang

        This procedure definitely requires a firm commitment

      3. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Dicks out for Polyethylene Terephthalate

      4. Pope Jimbo

        As much as I want to argue with you Tundra, you taint wrong.

    2. jesse.in.mb

      it’s less invasive and more easily reversible than a vasectomy

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        An erective procedure too.

        1. JaimeRoberto Delecto

          Only in Asia.

    3. I agree. I don’t know that I’d want 13 years of irreversible infertility.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’ll just wrap my member in a polystyrene coffee cup.

      1. Make certain you pour the hot coffee out of the cup first.

        1. Certified Public Asshat

          But he’s going for sterile.

        2. Bobarian LMD

          Don’t judge his kink, shitlord!

    1. “Lottie Moss grows fat on a rolling stone,
      But that’s not how it used to be. “

    2. Bobarian LMD

      Holy shit!

      The clip in both those links where she’s “strutting” down the catwalk…

      Those saddle-bags are actual impediments to her functioning as a human being. It is hilarious.

      1. Tres Cool

        WOULD. With extreme prejudice.
        And at least until my Polyethylene Terephthalate wore out.

  9. Count Potato

    “Republicans try to OUT whistleblower and tear into Purple Heart colonel after he admits getting THREE offers to be Ukraine’s defense minister – as Democrat Krishnamoorthi says ‘you’re being smeared because you’re an immigrant’”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7701921/Purple-Heart-colonel-Pence-aide-savaged-Donald-Trump-star-turn-impeachment-hearings.html

    1. Count Potato

      “Democrat Congressman who voted against impeachment inquiry into President Trump says the procedure is ‘something you would see in a third-world nation’”

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7702481/Democrat-voted-against-impeachment-resolution-warns-misusing-constitutional-weapon.html

      1. Rhywun

        Van Drew said that moderate Democrats, especially, were hungry to get things done.

        Enh, I’m OK with them not “getting things done”.

    2. Ukraine is actually known for giving cabinet positions to foreigners with only a tenuous connection to the country.

    3. Gadfly

      Republicans try to OUT whistleblower and tear into Purple Heart colonel

      Not saying anything about this specific colonel, who I know nothing about, but the framing of the headline irks me. Does no one remember that Benedict Arnold lost his leg for America? Dedicated public service, even sacrificing for one’s country, does not guarantee one’s continued integrity or nobility.

      1. creech

        Don’t remember that because hero Arnold’s wounds left him with a permanent limp but he didn’t lose his leg.

        1. Gadfly

          Mea culpa – you’re right, I mis-remembered. He only lost like two inches, not the whole thing. I think the point still stands, though.

          1. Don Escaped Zaxby’s

            stands

            the thing you did . . . .

      2. Spudalicious

        Purple Heart colonel has been shown to be a leaker and the guy who went to the “whistleblower”.

  10. R C Dean

    In the article on the whistleblower, I spotted two flat-out lies almost immediately, without reading the whole thing:

    The whistleblower’s identity remains unknown,

    Everybody knows its Eric Ciamarella. Hell, Schiff forgot to redact his name from some committee transcript, even.

    The whistleblower’s complaint has been corroborated by the White House’s summary notes of the July 25 call, White House officials themselves, and the sworn testimony of several career diplomatic and national-security officials.

    Hard to say a complaint has been corroborated when it hasn’t even been published (as far as I can recall), so you don’t what it is exactly.

    I remain convinced that Schiff’s “parody” of the call is what the whistleblower/Dem narrative was going to be, but he got undercut by Trump releasing the transcript. Whatever the transcript shows, it does not show a quid pro quo of investigating Biden for military aid.

    Hearsay doesn’t corroborate anything. Some of those witnesses even testified there was no quid pro quo, fer fuck’s sake.

      1. R C Dean

        Thanks for enacting my labor, sucker.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      “I remain convinced that Schiff’s “parody” of the call is what the whistleblower/Dem narrative was going to be”

      #metoo

    2. Count Potato

      “it does not show a quid pro quo of investigating Biden for military aid”

      Even if it does, isn’t there a treaty (signed by Clinton) between the U.S. and Ukraine that already established that? Regardless, all foreign relations are essentially “quid pro quo”. Using some Latin buzzword to describe something does not mean it’s illegal, unethical, or out of the ordinary.

      1. Biff

        You all are so yesterday’s news. Don’t you know it’s now all about “bribery”?

        Turns out “Bribery” poll tested better.

  11. I have a question for aerospace glibs.

    What were the drawbacks that made us stop using biplanes and triplanes and stick with monoplanes?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I hear bi is back in fashion.

      1. R C Dean

        So is tri/”throuples”.

    2. Tundra

      I’m not an aerospace glib, but I believe they used two or three wings because the planes had to be really, really light and multiple surfaces reduced loading. Once engines, designs and materials got better, the planes could survive in the monoplane configuration.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Bigger engines is the more useful answer though.

      Biplanes don’t generate twice the lift because of airflow interference between the wings but they do have more lift per unit length of wing than monoplanes, therefore they are able to fly with smaller engines. However, they are limited in speed because of excess drag.

      As engines evolved, biplanes lost their usefulness.

      1. Rebel Scum

        Bigger engines

        This too. More cylinders in a linear motor for more power.

    4. Rebel Scum

      Drag.

      (which is also in fashion…)

    5. pistoffnick

      Mostly weight

      Double the weight in wings won’t actually get you double the lift.

      1. Tundra

        Did you see Mooney bit the dust?

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          No shit?

          Wow, they made some hot little planes. Figures the Chinese would be the ones to shut them down.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Damn, it was only one week ago.

          2. Did they support a Free Hong Kong?

        2. pistoffnick

          ” …delivered 14 new aircraft in 2018, and just four in the first half of 2019.”

          Ouch!

          1. Tundra

            I assume that won’t affect parts availability, will it? I believe our own Dr. Mossy Lawn flies one.

          2. Dr Mossy Lawn

            It hasn’t in the past, and if they ever go into full liquidation usually one of the major shops buys the tooling and FAA documentation to keep making parts. You can still get new parts for DeHaviland Beavers and such from Viking air.

            The one odd item will be the G1000 Avionics package, that is a mess of OEM and Garmin integration.
            Cessna/Textron is selling the NXi upgrades, but Mooney hasn’t certified an NXi upgrade path.

        3. Dr Mossy Lawn

          Mooney has been in receivership twice in the past 20 years.. This is another chapter 11 re-org.

          As long as the parts department keeps going then we (the current owners) will be fine.

          Unfortunately Cirrus is dominating the 4 place market. Some say it is the car/luxury style that sells, others the parachute.

          I think the Mooney is a superior aircraft, but it does have limited useful load, and the 50 year old design is at its limits.

          1. Tundra

            I was right.

            What’s up, Doc?

          2. Sensei

            Appropriate alias. When I used to adjust GA claims we called them doctor killers.

          3. Tundra

            I thought that was the V-tail Bonanza.

            Or have those all crashed?

          4. Sensei

            I never saw a claim on those. Maybe they specialized in dentists?

          5. Dr Mossy Lawn

            It is whatever the latest sexy new $$ money aircraft is, I think Cirrus holds the current title. Rather like how all of the footballers crash Ferrari’s

            I saw a mooney pilot like that in training this September, bought a new (used) plane, fast, shiny, and hasn’t soloed in the trainer yet. This person had 30-40 hours of training, and no solo… that doesn’t indicate good skills. At least he was with the CFI and getting solid training

            I have a Veterinarian friend of mine that is just finishing up his private license, and has already bought a T210 Cessna to transition and complete his instrument rating.

          6. Don Escaped Zaxby’s

            Why, really, that’s a bit much, I must say: ‘aving to cut me peepee off just to get me IFR cert

          7. Tundra

            Lancair. For awhile it seemed like they were dropping out of the sky. Performance planes are like performance cars – it’s easy to fuck up in creative and fatal ways.

          8. pistoffnick

            “…Cirrus is dominating the 4 place market”

            *beams*

      2. So, if I’m reading the replies right, the question really boils down to “there was nothing a biplane could do better once we had the materials sorted out”

        1. kinnath

          One long wing is far more efficient than two short wings. So yes, once we could build long wings that wouldn’t break under the load of high speed maneuvers, there was no need to make bi-planes or tri-plane.s

    6. kinnath

      https://aviation.stackexchange.com/questions/12143/why-are-there-no-longer-any-biplanes

      But the main reason is that they’re inefficient, and don’t really do much that a monoplane can’t.

      They produce a lot of drag compared to the amount of lift they produce, meaning they use a lot of fuel to travel the same distance. They have fairly poor visibility, which is usually considered a bad thing!

      They do have a few advantages – they have a good roll rate, making them quite maneuverable, and they have a very low stall speed and can fly on little power, meaning they can fly slowly very well (where their increased drag doesn’t make much difference: drag increases with the square of airspeed)

      Overall, though, the above makes them suited only to aerobatics, which can also be performed by monoplanes. Advances in wing design and composite materials take away most of the advantages of a biplane for any other use: ie actually travelling (the main purpose of an aeroplane) and carrying a load.

      Overall, then, they’re more complex than a monoplane, less efficient, and aren’t much more manoeuverable. They have more disadvantages than advantages.

      1. Not an Economist

        Pretty much correct although if you design the wings correctly you can get some interesting effects (less drag and more lift that you would think — it has been awhile since i read the article).

        Air is weird, you can do some things (like curving a surface or putting bumps on a surface) that you would think cause a problem but in the right spot help.

      2. North Korea still flies the AN-2 Colt.

        1. The Bearded Hobbit

          The An-2 typically consumes 2.5 l/min (0.66 US gal/min; 0.55 imp gal/min)

          40 gallons an hour? I guess only the Norks could afford that.

        2. Not an Economist

          A good aircraft is a good aircraft. Well maintained, aircraft can work for years. DC-3s are still flying today.

          1. Tripacer

            Ah damn I missed the airplane conversation…

    7. CPRM

      Now I want to photoshop an airbus into a tri-wing…

      1. Shirley Knott

        Take a look at the Caproni triplane bomber used by Italy in WW1.
        Then look at ‘the German giants’, including the largest planes ever to bomb England.
        The German R class required engines to be serviceable in flight. Two solutions were implemented — engine crew in the engine nacelles (Zeppelin Staaken) or engines in the body of the plane, with transmission shafts to props on the wings (Siemens-Schuckert).
        Or the glory (truly) of Russian aeronautic engineering, the Sikorsky Ilya Mourometz type Veh.

      2. AlexinCT

        As long as that guy you have that asks for tiddies gets to comment I am game brah…

        1. CPRM

          That’s Baked Penguin.

    8. Don Escaped Zaxby’s

      Monoplanes are the default configuration: you only ever added more wings because you didn’t (yet) have the structural insight to cantilever a single set of wings. Bi-plane wings are actually tressels: think of the wing(s) assembly as the primary element with the fuselage shoe-horned in later. Once they figured out how to lever a wing to stand out from the body, all the earlier busy-weight and confusion and nonsense was dispensed with.

      I don’t know the actual distance, but at some point and at some temperature (viscosity) and air-speed the fast air moving over the top of a bottom wing is disturbing the slow air moving under its upper wing. Without suitable cantilever, that means the wings must be held apart (together?!) structurally (struts and wires); the wider that separation, the less viscous interference you’d have between the wings, but, of course, the more weight. And it’s got to be wide enough to work (take off and land) on a worst-case day: short runway, no head-wind, hot dry day with low barometer. What a mess for bicycle mechanics to figure out.

    9. The Bearded Hobbit

      No, no, no. The reason they built biplanes was that Orville wanted a high-wing and Wilbur wanted a low-wing (old aviation joke).

  12. CPRM

    The breakthrough means that, for the first time, concentrated solar energy can be used to create the extreme heat required to make cement, steel, glass and other industrial processes.

    All right boys, I know we have a lot of orders backing up, but it’s time to turn of the smelter, the sun is going down.

    1. That’s when they all start dancing to “Gonna Make You Sweat”.

    2. Florida Man

      Why not use the solar laser to heat water and run a turbine to generate electricity. Is it more efficient to use the heat directly?

      1. pistoffnick

        You generally lose efficiency when you change from one form of energy to another.

        That said, almost every train engine nowdays is a big diesel engine connected to a generator that produces electricity for the electric drive motors.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          A diesel or turbine engine can be made to run extremely efficiently (bsfc) if you don’t have to vary the engine speed much.

          1. The Bearded Hobbit

            Also electric motors have ultra-high starting torque to get that mass moving.

          2. Brett L

            Or to say the same thing, you can run the diesel at it’s optimal rate and vary power from the generator for 90% of operations.

        2. Don Escaped Zaxby’s

          almost every train

          The 80-mile train that ran coal to the Navajo power station that closed down yesterday was electric

          not that shoveling makes any sense in this day and age, but it’s kinda funny

  13. mexican sharpshooter

    Didn’t these guys play Fallout: New Vegas?

    Hellyeah!

    *Menu ==> Weapons ==> Raging Bull*

    Let’s go all Dirty Harry on these mothaf****ahs!

  14. Pope Jimbo

    Stop stealing our students with your competition and shit!

    A grass roots* campaign to put a moratorium on charter schools in St. Paul proves why no thinking human lives on the wrong side of the river.

    Supporters of a moratorium say charters are siphoning students, along with the state and federal dollars that follow them, away from the district and furthering racial segregation in the city’s schools. Opponents say the moratorium talk sidesteps a more important question: How are traditional public schools failing students who choose to enroll in charters instead?

    It’s a debate state and local leaders are likely to pay more attention to this upcoming session, as union-led calls for moratoriums on charter school growth continue to gain momentum nationally.

    * Grassroots. Suuuuuure….

    Clayton Howatt, a district parent, says the group formed last spring. He, along with two other parents — Meg Luger-Nikolai, an attorney with Education Minnesota, and Lesley Lavery, an associate professor at Macalester College — joined forces to generate a more grassroots discussion around the impacts local charter schools were having on district schools.

    Yeah, I’m sure a group founded by someone associated with Education Minnesoda is totally legit.

    1. R C Dean

      a more grassroots discussion around the impacts local charter schools were having on district schools.

      I bet “forcing them to up their game to keep from losing more students to the competition” doesn’t come up.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Yup. It is all about the benjamins. Students leaving cost the public schools $$$.

        1. Rhywun

          I don’t know about MN but here in NY charter schools ARE public schools. The main difference is who’s running the show backstage: the teachers union, or a private entity.

    2. Tundra

      Fuck them. They are terrified of what will happen when the charter schools succeed and make their precious public schools look even shittier.. Bad enough that there are all those elitist private schools…

      1. Mad Scientist

        They have a built in excuse for that. “Charter schools take all the good students, leaving the public schools with less money to educate the children with the most needs!”

        1. R C Dean

          Charter schools take all the good students

          Question, begged.

  15. Rebel Scum

    It’s Supreme Overlord Major General Rebel Scum, to you.

    Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman snapped at Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) during Democrats’ impeachment inquiry on Tuesday for not using his full military title when Nunes addressed him. Vindman later suggested that he did so because people said things that were not nice to him on Twitter.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Wasn’t it Feinstein who did something similar?

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Boxer

    2. “Citizen Vindman, control yourself.”

    3. Pope Jimbo

      Jon Gabriel tweeted: “All enlisted people just rolled their eyes. We’ve all had to report to this guy.”

      THIS x a million

      1. Pope Jimbo

        And holy shit. When I was in, Congress people visiting base were treated like fucking royalty.

        Nunes should have called him out on this. Told him that if he was really a professional military guy he would know that the armed forces answer to the President and the Congress. And to report after 1600 to buff some fucking halls while he thinks about it.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Report with his A bag for transport to Bumfuck AFB to buff floors and scrub latrines pending an Article 32 investigation.

          This is rank insubordination and disrespect of the civilian authority over the military. If it’s allowed to stand, we’re this much closer to the Rubicon.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            Exactly. I would have died and gone to heaven if Nunes had then referred to him as PLO Vindman.

          2. l0b0t

            “Everyone knows it’s tha Air Force that does the fightin’ and the Infantry is just the helpers!”

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Similar to what you said above, the lowliest’s congresscritter’s staffer calling because some schmuck wrote their congressman about mean Army was treated like a 4 star. That you would back talk a congressman, in public, in hearing, is just shocking.

      2. Sensei

        Just call him short colonel.

        1. OBJ FRANKELSON

          The face swaps with Frank Burns are magnificent.

    4. CPRM

      Brigadier General MICHAEL WALSH (U.S. Army): Ma’am, at the LACPR…

      Sen. BOXER: You know, do me a favor. Could you say senator instead of ma’am?

      Brig. Gen. WALSH: Yes.

      Sen. BOXER: It’s just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title. So I’d appreciate it. Yes, thank you.

      Brig. Gen. WALSH: Yes, Senator.

      1. invisible finger

        “I worked so hard”

        Cunte doesn’t know the meaning of “work”.

        1. Biff

          Come on – it’s really hard to keep that skin suite on in front of those bright cameras..

    5. Vindman has nothing on this guy.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Germans…..

      2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        That has got to be the most bizarre link anyone has ever provided on this site. No one can top Ted. No one

        1. You don’t expect to be called Prof. Dr. Dr. Dr. h. c. mult. all the time?

      3. LOL. And I thought it was already too much that my partner goes for “Herr Professor Doktor” when flying Lufthansa.

      4. Rhywun

        LÖL

    6. “Of course. Terribly sorry. Won’t happen again. So, Ally baby—“

    7. Dr. Fronkensteen

      I didn’t spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called mister, thank you very much.’

    8. RBS

      Later, Vindman explained why he snapped, saying, “I’m in uniform, wearing my military rank, I just thought it was appropriate … the attacks that I’ve had in the press and in Twitter have marginalized me as a military officer.”

      Poor guy.

      1. Florida Man

        If it’s one thing people in the military never expected, it’s being attacked…

      2. mexican sharpshooter

        Maybe you should’ve thought about that when you decided to use your military rank as a feature in this clown show.

      3. Gustave Lytton

        This isn’t just I snapped and I was in uniform and thought it was appropriate. That is complete BS.

    9. I would have started calling him “private” at that point.

    10. mexican sharpshooter

      When he said that, I couldn’t help but think of this guy.

    11. Brett L

      I was gonna find the A Few Good Men scene where Jack does that, but meh.

    12. R C Dean

      Isn’t requesting (not to mention demanding) that a civilian call you by your rank a breach of protocol?

      I would have laughed my ass off if Nunes starting referring to him as “Ma’am”, in a throwback to Boxer’s little tantrum.

      A response of “OK, Boomer” would have also been acceptable.

    13. Aus

      “That’s Doctor Evil. I didn’t spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called “Mister”, thank you very much.”

  16. Rebel Scum

    Swap Biden for Trump…

    Dr. David Scheiner, who served as primary physician to former president Barack Obama during his two terms, said on CNN that there is more to the story.

    “Maybe he had chest pain,” he said in a Monday night interview with “Outfront” anchor Erin Burnett. “Maybe he had some neurologic — I think he is someone who has some neurological issues which no one has ever really addressed.”

    “Later in the interview, he went into some detail explaining his diagnosis, which seems to come entirely from watching President Trump on television,” Mediaite reported.

    “He is having trouble word-finding when he said united shush instead of the United States. These are words, he can’t find them,” Schneider noted. “This is happening over and over again. Comedians joke about it. It’s not a joking matter. I think there’s a neurological issue that’s not being addressed. If he had an MRI of his head over there, I would be very pleased. I think he needs it.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      He’s not going to get a MRI. It would show the alien mind control implant.

    2. Rhywun

      Jesus, that’s weak sauce even for CNN.

      Or maybe not at this point. ??

    3. R C Dean

      Dr. Never-Been-In-The-Same-Room-As-Trump sure has a lot to say about his health.

      Now do Hillary!

  17. Pope Jimbo

    This is how you do Minnesoda Nice (passive aggressive style)

    In his latest book, Garrison Keillor has plenty of praise for Robert Bly, Prince and Bill Holm. But he’s less than kind to another fellow Minnesotan.

    “Now and then people ask me why we didn’t have Dylan on the show,” the former host of “Prairie Home Companion” writes in “Living With Limericks,” which was published last week. “Because I don’t care to be associated with him, that’s why.”

    “I think that ‘My Back Pages’ is one of the worst songs ever written,” he continues. “I could name others. It’s no wonder he took a pseudonym, so as to avoid bringing shame on the Zimmerman family.”

    I’m not even that much of a Dylan fan, but holy crap, I’m not going to throw any shade at him (especially as a songwriter). I’m sure all those people from NYC who think his stuff about hicksville Minnesoda will defend him.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Didn’t Keillor get metoo’d? How do the good people of Lake Wobegon live with themselves knowing that they have been enabling a predator for all these years?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        He did get metoo’d. Got run out of MPR a bit earlier than he wanted. But it was also a lot like Franken, the usual suspects were willing to whisper that even though he was fired, you couldn’t really believe everything you read and that he was still OK to invite to dinner.

        1. But it was also a lot like Franken

          He didn’t do anything wrong either?

          1. Pope Jimbo

            I actually don’t think he did. I can’t remember the details, but it was pretty weak sauce.

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Rope makers make their own nooses too

      2. Gustave Lytton

        The harassment was above average?

      3. Not Adahn

        I used to like G.K. I went to one of his shows. Every time he ditched his wife for a younger model he made it out as a great act of courage, to leave the safe established relationship and take the chance on finding true happiness.

        I left the theater really disliking the man.

    2. CPRM

      Wait, Zimmerman…from Minnisoda…Is Dylan related to the guy from Bizarre Foods?

      1. CPRM

        wait, that guys zimmern, isn’t he…

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          That guy is always eating testicles. And now that’s what I always think about when I think about MN: eating balls

          1. pistoffnick

            *scratches chin whiskers, pushes glasses up nose*

            Do you often find yourself thinking about Minnesoda eating balls?

        2. pistoffnick

          Andrew Zimmern is actually from the East Coast, but he lives in Minnesoda now. His story is pretty good. He spent almost a decade of his younger life wasted – like squatting-in-abandoned-buildings-so-he-could-have-money-to-buy-drugs-and-booze wasted.

          Robert Allen Zimmerman (aka Bob Dylan was born in Dooloot, MN and grew up in Hibbing, MN. He never acknowledges either place.

    3. l0b0t

      Anything bad Dylan has ever done is excused because he did this – https://youtu.be/agdoeRpTfHg

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        He also gave the world this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzyfcys1aLM

        So it cancels each other out

        1. kinnath

          I actually enjoy that song.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Why Kinnath? Why?

          2. kinnath

            What can I say. I have four Nickleback CDs too.

          3. For me Nickleback is like pineapple on pizza: why do you care so much to hate it?

        2. Brett L

          I’m going to go a little Patrick Bateman here, but I do agree with the guy who said that The Wallflowers career ended when they teamed up with Bruce Springsteen at some MTV event to play that and grandpa blew them out of the water.

      2. pistoffnick

        This is my favorite Dylan song: Hurricane

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_SUNDJT9DY

      3. Bobarian LMD

        One thing you can say about Dylan. Every other artist who has covered his music has performed it better than him, but in many cases, that was the best music they ever did.

        Also, he has written a lot of stuff that no one else can cover.

  18. The Other Kevin

    In other school news, half of schools in Indiana are closed today so teachers can protest in Indy. Except our district, which stayed open and sent a few reps with the blessing of the admins.

    1. Hyperion

      Protest what?

    2. The Other Kevin

      Mostly money. They are about 35th in the country for pay. But also they hate a new standardized test that’s being used to determine teacher success, aka pay.

      1. Rhywun

        So… “for the children”?

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Fire everyone of them not showing up for work today and any admins condoning those actions.

  19. PBRstreetgang

    Original story: “More than 100,000 children are currently being held in migration-related detention in the United States, often in violation of international law, the UN said Monday”
    https://www.afp.com/en/news/15/more-100000-children-migration-related-us-detention-un-doc-1md5de1

  20. PBRstreetgang

    When achshully: “The author of the report has clarified that his figures do not represent the number of children currently in migration-related US detention, but the total number of children in migration-related US detention in 2015”.
    So they pulled the whole story.

    https://news.yahoo.com/kill-more-100-000-children-migration-related-us-210348209.html

    1. Rebel Scum

      Yeah, but Orange Man Bad.

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      More accurate correction:

      “We can’t know about detentions in 2015, because that was when the Messiah was in charge. Orange man bad.”

    3. Urthona

      blolz so it was actually obama

    4. Raston Bot

      I don’t recall a media shitstorm over the immigration crisis during Obama’s tenure so this is obviously fake news about 100,000 children being held in immigrant detention in 2015.

  21. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    https://graphics.chicagotribune.com/illinois-seclusion/

    “Quiet Rooms”

    FTA:

    In Illinois, it’s legal for school employees to seclude students in a separate space — to put them in “isolated timeout” — if the students pose a safety threat to themselves or others. Yet every school day, workers isolate children for reasons that violate the law, an investigation by the Chicago Tribune and ProPublica Illinois has found.

    Children were sent to isolation after refusing to do classwork, for swearing, for spilling milk, for throwing Legos. School employees use isolated timeout for convenience, out of frustration or as punishment, sometimes referring to it as “serving time.”

    AND

    “About 20 minutes after he was put in one of his school’s Quiet Rooms — a 5-foot-square space made of plywood and cinder block — 9-year-old Jace Gill wet his pants.

    An aide, watching from the doorway, wrote that down in a log, noting it was 10:53 a.m. on Feb. 1, 2018.

    School aides had already taken away Jace’s shoes and both of his shirts. Jace then stripped off his wet pants, wiped them in the urine on the floor and sat down in the corner.

    “I’m naked!” Jace yelled at 10:56 a.m.

    Staff did not respond, the log shows, except to close the door “for privacy.”

    By 11 a.m., Jace had also defecated and was smearing feces on the wall. No adults intervened, according to the log. They watched and took notes.

    “Dancing in feces. Doing the twist,” staff wrote at 11:14 a.m., noting that the boy then started pacing back and forth.

    “I need more clothes,” he called out.

    “We know,” an aide answered.

    Jace banged on the walls and tried to pry open the door. He sat against the wall, crying for his mom.

    11:42 a.m.: “Let me out of here. I’m crying alone.”

    1. Count Potato

      WTF???

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Public schools

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      Well, the honesty is refreshing. I’ll give them that.

    3. Biff

      If society would only value teachers enough to pay them a fair wage, non of these bad things would happen.

    4. blackjack

      Just once , if I hear a hint of one one hundredth of that being done to my kid and I will make the whole fucking staff of that school pissed their pants out of sheer fear of me. I can’t even fathom the scumbag asshole who would do this.

  22. gbob

    Makes me sick. A bunch of god damned nazis are refusing to room with

    1. gbob

      Fuck. Let’s try this again. It makes me sick that a bunch of god damned nazis are refusing to room with people of different races.

      Wait.. It’s progressive when people of color want to exclude others.

      1. Damn your nimble fingers!

    2. Are refusing to room with whom?

    3. Rhywun

      OFFS. Nuke it from orbit.

      One or two random incidents – and who knows if they are even real – have completely poisoned the place and rendered the inhabitants stark raving mad.

  23. Titty Tuesday asks the question: what the fuck are Montgomery Corpuscules?

    http://archive.is/1xrJ7

    1. Spudalicious

      1 and 4 want me in a throuple.

  24. Hyperion

    “Holy crap. I’ve been in meetings all damn day.”

    My typical Tuesday.

  25. LJW

    Tempe apartments for renters without cars are in the works

    “Rents for the no-car apartments will be market rate at about $1,400 to $1,500, say the developers.

    The average rent in Tempe is about $1,360, according to ABI Multifamily.

    The developer thinks a big part of the draw for millennials will be saving money on transportation costs.”

    Pay more for less sounds brilliant! How long until this development folds?

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Depends, If they turn it into government subsidized affordable housing it can go quite awhile. The no car thing is just part of the new green deal.

      1. LJW

        They don’t mention the size of the apartments in the story. Since they’re targeting millennials I assume they will have mostly one bed room units.

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      Tempe is where Arizona State is located, so if there was a part of town where it might work it would be that one.

      1. LJW

        That’s an expensive apartment for a college student. I guess if mom and dad are paying it doesn’t matter.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          My brother is currently a student there. Apparently, there is a lot of that going around.

    3. Rhywun

      it will be the first car-less apartments built in the U.S.

      Uh… *looks out my window*.

      Dude.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Gee, it’s a real wonder why his campaign is doing so poorly with African Americans.

      “Panic! At the Disco” is probably the most on brand band to play for a bunch of white progressives. Remember when the Left had good music? What happened to these people?

    2. AlexinCT

      DA FUG?

  26. Hyperion

    We needz moar bigger powerful super state!

    MORE MORE BIGGEREST!

    1. Hyperion

      I want that boot stomping on a human face forever to be a really big boot!

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      I thought it wasn’t possible to deep throat the intelligence community more than our slavish corporate press.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Pay no attention to the rampant ongoing corruption in the ranks, it’s Trump that’s the problem. He’s disrespecting us.

      This is what pisses me off.

      1. kbolino

        It worked for the police, why should the rest of government get left out? There wouldn’t be rank incompetence, insubordination, and malfeasance if we just clap our hands and believe.

  27. Florida Man

    If I was a lady, I don’t believe a dude when he claims to be “on the pill”. Then again as a dude, I wouldn’t trust a lady that claims to be “on the pill” either. Nuke the vas deferrens, it’s the only way to be sure.

    1. Hyperion

      I dunno. Why would a guy lie about that? If he’s lying and she gets pregnant, he’s the one who pays for the next 18 years, she profits from it.

      1. Florida Man

        Same reason guys donate a million times to sperm banks, I guess. If you give a fake name and a random hookup how is she going to get child support?

    2. jesse.in.mb

      Isn’t the recommendation two forms of birth control anyway? Each partner should be in charge of one.

      1. Hyperion

        My recommendation would be a woman who is confirmed cannot have children.

        1. So you’re into necrophilia?

          1. jesse.in.mb

            Or we have OMWC II

        2. Florida Man

          I’ve done plenty of epidurals for women who thought they couldn’t get pregnant.

          1. Brett L

            You worked on my wife?!

          2. Florida Man

            It’s possible. Was she screaming in pain and not following simple instructions?

          3. *raises hand*

            I was told all through my 20s I’d never be able to have children. I was even recommended a hysto.

            I got pregnant right after I got married.

          4. Brett L

            Sex helps.

          5. I found that out.

        3. Gadfly

          My recommendation would be a woman who is confirmed cannot have children.

          Ben Franklin approves.

  28. Count Potato

    “Caterpillars are packed with potassium, calcium and magnesium. They are richer in protein than beef or fish”

    https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/1195349228907827200

    What’s with all these articles, day after day, about eating bugs?

    1. Hyperion

      Old news. But I still ain’t eating no damn bugs.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Tomato hornworms aren’t bad

    2. Urthona

      The intelligentsia is obsessed with this.

      Each year humanity surpasses a new record in food production.

      Each year poverty hits a new low.

      All first world countries now literally pay people not to grow too much food.

      ..

      it’s fucking ridiculous.

      1. Hyperion

        Those are the King’s cattle and broccoli sprouts, eat bugs, peasant!

      2. Dr. Fronkensteen

        “Each year poverty hits a new low.”

        At least until too few people are in absolute poverty which is a $1.90 day. Then the goal posts will be moved.

        1. Hyperion

          These will be the new goalpost, anything under this, you are poorer than anyone has ever been in history.

          Indoor Plumming
          AC
          Natural Gas
          New Escalade
          At least one 70″ 4K TV in every room
          A desktop PC in every room
          Every family member has newest Apple Phone, a laptop, and a tablet PC
          Large refrigerator crammed full of steak and lobster, including for the family dog
          Free high speed internet

          Did I miss something?

          1. Dr. Fronkensteen

            3D printer?

          2. Hyperion

            Considering most people don’t know what those are and don’t want to print a bong or dildo…

          3. Dr. Fronkensteen

            Fair enough. In ground indoor pool then.

          4. Mad Scientist

            I don’t have an Escalade, any 70″ TVs, nor any iGarbage. I’m poor! Gimme gimme gimme!

          5. mexican sharpshooter

            Did I miss something?

            Yes. I want one of these.

          6. Count Potato

            .408?

          7. creech

            Warren hurriedly scribbling down your list?

    3. invisible finger

      How much protein in raw gecko?

      1. Hyperion

        Yummy tree chicken!

    4. CPRM

      I think it’s part of the whole live affair they have with the Noble Savage idea. If only we lived in peace and harmony with the world, blah blah blah

      1. Hyperion

        The Noble Savages never lived peacefully with anything. They did the best they could to genocide the other tribes, 24/7,l before they got genocided.

        We’ve proven this beyond any question by observing the most primitive people’s on earth, like the Papua New Guinea tribes. The more primitive a people, the more violent they are.

    5. dorvinion

      Even thinking about eating bugs is making me nauseous

      I’d rather eat tide pods

  29. Gustave Lytton

    Biplanes, schmiplanes. Real aircraft taking off

    https://youtu.be/lQkjGvt6fBQ

    1. You’re getting Kristen’s panties moist!

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Get the drip bucket!

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Similar (with slightly longer takeoff intervals) from inside a KC135

      https://youtu.be/O2CzXX4SP9M

  30. Tundra

    A couple interesting successful sales today at BaT:

    1955 Aston Martin DB2/4 Saloon

    1961 Jaguar XK150 FHC 3.8L

    The Jag gives me a special tingle.

    1. Count Potato

      British racing green

    2. Hyperion

      That Aston Martin is awesome, ahead of it’s time by far.

    3. blackjack

      Aston Martin’s have always been on my short list. Jags are too curvy and just not as dignified. 171k seems like a steal for a ’55 that’s really rare and as nice as that db2/4.

        1. Hyperion

          #metoo

    4. Dr Mossy Lawn

      My father had a DB2/4 of that vintage (in the early 60’s).. at that time it was just a British sports car, it wasn’t a luxury brand.

      When my parents emigrated to the USA they brought over a DB4 convertible. I can vaguely remember that car, and it was sold in the early 70’s. In British racing green with the wire wheels of course.

    5. mikey

      DB-2 Drophead $650 at the local Toyota dealer. Mikey’s net worh at the time <$200.

      1. mikey

        In about 1966

  31. blackjack

    Please don’t tell my seven year old son how many ants he could be killing using the sun. He already makes a good pile with just a magnifying glass.

    1. Hyperion

      We used to wait until twilight and pour gasoline down in ground hornet’s nest and then put what we called silver salutes, which were very powerful firecrackers down the nest and the light it on fire. They were all probably already dead from the gasoline, but it made it more exciting.

      1. Spudalicious

        I dumped an entire can of wasp spray into one of those a few weeks ago. Those little fuckers died by the hundreds.

    2. Count Potato

      You can get him one of these:

      https://www.bugasalt.com/

    1. Hyperion

      So, retards looked the same back then? Huh.

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      Either that or Sweden is a den of inbreeding.

      1. JaimeRoberto Delecto

        Lot’s of small countries are dens of inbreeding. In the cemetery in my wife’s home village you see the same 3-4 last names over and over again. I’m the best thing that happened to that gene pool.

        I used to joke with a former Icelandic coworker about inbreeding in Iceland. He said, “Yeah, we may be bad, but you should see the Faroe Islands.”

        1. Hyperion

          “I used to joke with a former Icelandic coworker about inbreeding in Iceland. He said, “Yeah, we may be bad, but you should see the Faroe Islands.”

          Or the British royal family.

        2. mexican sharpshooter

          I kind of do want to see the Faroe Islands.

        3. Gadfly

          Lot’s of small countries are dens of inbreeding.

          Pretty much everywhere was, before urbanization and the revolution of travel. Everyone’s descended from hillbillies.

          1. peachy rex

            You’re the hillbilly everyone else is descended from?

        4. Brett L

          I met an Icelandic guy who almost wept again telling me the story of how he wept when he saw how cheap liquor is in America.

    3. Dr. Fronkensteen

      How do you know?

    4. Drake

      Fetal alcohol syndrome has been a thing for centuries.

  32. Count Potato

    “This impeachment sham is ridiculous

    No, impeachment isn’t a way to get rid of Presidents you don’t like because an election didn’t go your way

    Russia didn’t work
    Ukraine won’t work

    I guess we’ll see what they try to come up with next ?

    @FreedomWorks”

    https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1196177070293995520

    1. Hyperion

      They’re just going to keep doing this for the next 6 years until Trump is out of office, and if they can’t win the next election one way or other, they’re going to continue it again, unabated, for the next 4 years with a new orange bad nazi racist man. Until the American public tires of it and just stops paying any attention to the media.

      1. Spudalicious

        I’ve always thought that Unibroue “La Fin du Monde” isan excellent beer.

        https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22/34/

        1. Spudalicious

          Damn it.

          1. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

            Available a mere 5-minute drive (or 20-minute walk) from my house. And yes, it’s truly excellent, but damn! will it knock you on your ass if you’re not careful . . .

          2. Spudalicious

            The big bottle will last me two days.

          3. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

            Yeah, it lasts me two something as well.

    2. Hyperion

      My wife has the TV on Globo. I’m just sitting here at my computer, but the nightly Globo news has been on a little more than 20 minutes and I swear I’ve head the words impeachment and Trump at least 50 times.

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        They got Trump now.

        1. Hyperion

          Yeah, I know, I’ve been ensured of this for the last 3 and a half years, circling the wagon, surrounded, got him this time. Not sure why I’m starting to not believe them now.

          1. The walls are closing in donchaknow.

      1. gbob

        If women really cared, they would spend their time exposing their chests instead of posting on twitter. Or they could post the tits on twitter.

        1. ^^^This guy gets it.

        2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Yeah, Tundra suckered me too. When he said “nice” I didn’t think he meant “heartwarming”. I don’t want to be appreciated- I want girly pics!

  33. Count Potato

    “New video!

    Batwoman has a dismal audience score & is hemorrhaging viewers

    Any sequels to Terminator: Dark Fate have been scrapped

    Blood Moon, the progressive Game of Thrones prequel, was canned

    Does getting woke really mean going broke?”

    https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1195876170845294592

    “Hollywood FAILS With Progressive Message: GET WOKE, GO BROKE | Ep 104”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJcWISKi90Q

    I heard the new Charlie’s Angels flopped too.

    1. Count Potato

      “Director Elizabeth Banks defends reboots & blames men for #CharliesAngels flopping with $8.6M domestically on a $50M~ budget

      • ‘You’ve had 37 Spider-Man movies’

      • ‘It reinforces a stereotype in Hollywood that men don’t go see women do action movies’”

      https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1196146852187365376

      1. Debbie was really good in that movie about Dallas.

      2. wdalasio

        With that kind of box office, I think it “reinforces a stereotype in Hollywood that women don’t go see women do action movies”.

        Honestly, the sense of entitlement here is palpable. You aren’t entitled to have a hit movie. If you make something that doesn’t appeal to guys (there was definitely a misandrist vibe to the trailers), you shouldn’t be too surprised when they don’t go to watch it.

      3. Gustave Lytton

        Good thing Elizabeth Banks went into directing. Her appeal as an actress is sinking quickly.

  34. Count Potato

    “Chick-fil-A to End Donations to Christian Charities after LGBT Backlash

    Chick-fil-A said Monday that it has stopped donations to several Christian organizations after receiving backlash from LGBT rights activists over the last several weeks.

    The U.S. fast food chain said that as it expands, it will no longer donate to the Salvation Army, the Paul Anderson Youth Home, and the Fellowship of Christian Athletes, which opposes same-sex marriage. The company’s charity, the Chick-fil-A Foundation, has donated millions of dollars to the two organizations.”

    https://www.nationalreview.com/news/chick-fil-a-to-end-donations-to-christian-charities-after-lgbt-backlash/

    1. The Gaystapo to Chick-fil-A: NOT ENOUGH

      The full statement from Drew Anderson, GLAAD’s director of campaigns and rapid response, names more steps the fast-food chain must take to prove its genuine repentance:

      If Chick-Fil-A is serious about their pledge to stop holding hands with divisive anti-LGBTQ activists, then further transparency is needed regarding their deep ties to organizations like Focus on the Family, which exist purely to harm LGBTQ people and families.

      Chick-Fil-A investors, employees, and customers can greet today’s announcement with cautious optimism, but should remember that similar press statements were previously proven to be empty.

      In addition to refraining from financially supporting anti-LGBTQ organizations, Chick-Fil-A still lacks policies to ensure safe workplaces for LGBTQ employees and should unequivocally speak out against the anti-LGBTQ reputation that their brand represents.

      1. This is why you don’t ever give in.

          1. AlmightyJB

            They nail it every time

          2. Count Potato

            “At publishing time, a source had confirmed that Chick-fil-A was paid a sizable bribe of thirty pieces of silver to defund the Christian organizations.”

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Chick-Fil-A still lacks policies to ensure safe workplaces for LGBTQ employees

        No more placing LGBTQWERTY employees into the deep fryers?

      3. Hyperion

        I dunno. What about you don’t surrender when you’re winning?

      4. wdalasio

        Of course they aren’t satisfied. You never win by giving in to the authoritarian wokesters. All they’ll do is up the ante.

      5. Rhywun

        the anti-LGBTQ reputation that their brand represents

        I would expect CFA’s lawyers are looking at this sort of slander very closely.

    2. Gadfly

      If they’re not going to stick to their guns, the least they could do is open on Sundays.

    3. Aus

      MAGA / Team Red twitter has been CRYING about this for past day or so, it’s fucking aggravating to no end.

      Team Red: “LOL stupid libtards are tiggered by a chicken sandwich”

      Same people: *Triggered by a chicken sandwich*

  35. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    Jesus Christ, Arthur Laffer is too controversial to have on a college campus?

    https://hotair.com/archives/john-s-2/2019/11/19/protesters-shut-speech-binghampton-university-two-arrested/

    How the hell is Robby going to “to be sure” this one?

    1. “How the hell is Robby going to “to be sure” this one?”

      He’ll find a way. What’s most important is getting some of that sweet progressive pussy after the cocktail party is over.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Oh come on. No way in hell Robby is getting laid. I know he’s married, but I doubt he even feels comfortable being on top and all the sobbing just turns his wife off.

        1. Might be a night for her to use the extra-large strap-on.

    2. Where’s Binghampton?

      And I notice they don’t want to call themselves SUNY schools any more.

  36. They tried reversible vasectomies. It didn’t work out well for anyone, especially for the wives of men who’d had them and then had a baby. (Yes, I used that as a plot point once.)

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Oh, God damn. Trigger warning- there are pictures

      1. What’s wrong with the pictures?

    2. Florida Man

      I’ve seen that dude on billboards driving through central Florida.

  37. Hyperion

    I think I’m gonna fire up RDR2 again. It was just getting good…

  38. gbob

    Apparently, clear writing and grammar is now crazy.

    1. “singular they”

      No. Just stop it.

      1. AlmightyJB

        How about singular it.

        1. As a grammarian, yes.

          As a person, were I made to choose, I would prefer to be an “it” than a “they.”

    2. Don Escaped Zaxby’s

      You’d think that the folks who classify behavior and write all these manuals would have no problem gridding all these orientations out to just give us a useful set of acronyms, after which the XYZ did this, the ABC exhibits that.

      In the normy world, who gives a shit about getting stuff right for 2/3 or a tenth of a percent for each square on the board. But, in their world where you wade around in this, why not have something clear, clean, and clinical.

  39. Got this from TurboTax:

    As of January 14, 2020, Microsoft will no longer provide security updates or support for PCs running Windows 7. … we strongly recommend that TurboTax customers using Windows 7 upgrade their operating system before installing TurboTax

    No. HEEEEELLLLLLLL NO.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Just do it. 10 is fine. You just want to shut down all of the intrusive stuff at install.

      1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      2. Or quit filing your taxes.

    2. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .
      1. I never actually update anything anyway.

        That sounds stupid, and normally it would be, but every time I install an update, something breaks and I spend hours fixing it and jerry-rigging it until I forget what I did and how I did it so I can’t reproduce it.

        (Which is largely what happened when I encrypted a Dropbox folder with TrueCrypt [I think?] loooooooooooong ago. I wouldn’t be able to duplicate that if I tried.)

    1. Florida Man

      Pics? I mean, that seems like something you would document.

    2. Dr. Fronkensteen

      It’s hard to top the Clinton’s aides removing the W from the computer keyboards.

      1. Drake

        And the Clintons removed the antique furniture.

    3. Rhywun

      He said, she said. *shrugs*

      1. Sean

        Can’t we just hate everyone involved?

  40. Spudalicious

    Schiff for brains and his merry band of demothugs swing and miss, yet again. What a massive shit show.

    1. kbolino

      I used to wonder how the Roman Republic, and later the Roman Empire, could get so bad. Now, I don’t wonder so much anymore.

  41. wdalasio

    There was an article on the WSJ website this morning about which “team” your jeans reflect (Levis are Democrat. Wranglers are Republican.). My associate who pointed it out asked me which brand were libertarian. My response? “Hell, you should count yourself lucky if libertarians show up wearing any pants.”.

    1. What are Jordache and Guess? Chopped liver?

      /GenX

      1. JaimeRoberto Delecto

        Acid washed?

    2. Drake

      I think mine are from Eddie Bauer? Is that bad? Should I be embarrassed (for that)?

      1. Spudalicious

        Commie bastard.

      2. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

        Mine are from Mark’s. (Don’t judge — they fit great, and are slightly elasticized for the more *ahem* mature male anatomy . . . )

    3. Florida Man

      Where does Ralph Lauren put me?

      1. Spudalicious

        Two spirit?

    4. Rhywun

      *checks*

      Old Navy.

      I’ll see myself out.

    5. Gustave Lytton

      We all know who wears Hugo Boss at least.

      1. Spudalicious

        Literally, Hitler.

    6. kbolino

      Uh, cause Democrats like to waste money on a hollowed out brand?

      I’m not sure what the big difference is there. They’re both made on the cheap in sweatshops, but Levis are inexplicably more expensive.

    7. Count Potato

      Carhartt

    8. Brett L

      Probably Carhartt or something else people who work for a living wear.

    9. LJW

      My jeans are made inhouse by the orphans.

      1. Cacciatore

        I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    10. Sean

      Horseshit. I’ve got a closet full of Levis. It’s only recently they’ve been added to my boycott list.

      1. Rhywun

        I like Levis because they’re the quintessential “jeans” but yeah I would never pay full price for them.

        1. Sean

          I’ve got at least a 10 year supply – all bought on sale at the outlets or via Amazon. Plus “fat sizes” if I ever go off low carb.

          After that I guess I’ll start wearing Haggar pants and hike them up above my belly button.

    11. Aus

      Two brands: Lee, Express

      Lee had the woke man-spreading commercial a while ago. Express is own by billionaire and possible pedo Les Wexner.

      I can’t be bothered to try to find a “perfect” brand. Express has good deals so, whatever.

    12. Not Adahn

      L.L. Bean. Free shipping.

  42. BakedPenguin

    More climate change bullshit ,related from Ireland.

  43. Cacciatore

    ‘Allo Glibs!

    Cacciatore has MRSA! Hooray!

    1. Yeeeeesshhhhh *grimace*

      1. Cacciatore

        Ain’t nothin’ but a thang

    2. Count Potato

      Sorry?

      1. Cacciatore

        With any amount of luck it will kill me. I hate the holidays, except for caroling.

    3. commodious spittoon

      Meals Ready Something Ate?

      1. Cacciatore

        Majorly Red and Super Annoying is more like it

  44. As far as the collapsitarian discussion at the end of the last thread – I’d guess we’re more likely to go out with a bang than a whimper – esp where China, etc are concerned.

    Alternatively, I’d be comfortable with a neutral collapse a la Snow Crash – where tech is stable and the govt mostly has to leave you alone.

    1. Rhywun

      +1 rat thing

    2. Cacciatore

      I think we’re going to experience fiat currency central banking collapse. Followed by bolshevism.

  45. Don Escaped Zaxby’s

    Fourth CFP Week N + 1 Most OverRated Football Programs

    1 Minnesota falls but is still much overrated
    2 Utah won’t play anyone until Oregon in the Pacific punch-out
    3 Georgia marches on Atlanta and is looking less overrated
    4 Oregon is probably not overrated to speak of anymore

    SEC, B12, and Pac64 championships will settle the CFP. January will be lovely.

    1. Count Potato

      Apparently, it’s not a parody site

      https://www.queerty.com/

      as hard as that might be to believe.

    2. Cacciatore

      +1 “Islam is right about women”

  46. straffinrun

    Watching Morrison and Volker testify: No bribery, quid pro quo, treason or any kind of crime. But what Trump did was “inappropriate”. Team blue is hanging their hat on impeaching the president for being “inappropriate” and “improper”. Uh, boy.

    1. creech

      Hey, wasn’t Andrew Johnson impeached because he dismissed Sec. of War Stanton (which he was allowed to do)?

  47. Don Escaped Zaxby’s

    Seems like Gilmore has been gone a year: that time when folks stop asking, say: anyone seen Gilmore ?

    1. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

      I miss him. Others laughed at his “wall of text” but I usually found what he wrote to be quite thoughtful, or at least intellectually stimulating.

    1. Don Escaped Zaxby’s

      I really think so

  48. Sean

    The impeachment inquiry sideshow is boring AF and more than a little retarded.

    1. Hyperion

      A little boring and a little retarded? You too nice.

    2. Cacciatore

      They had nothing from the start. Watching bug eye Schiff is pretty fun.

      1. Hyperion

        No, really, it is not fun, watching someone choke him until his bug eyes bug all the way out, that might be fun.

    3. straffinrun

      Could you tell my why you felt the need to believe that you didn’t know at the time that you hadn’t talked about this comment with others before you knew what you knew now?

    4. Sean

      Schiff can choke on a bag of dicks…and may have previously…

  49. Hyperion

    I think I have to get rid of my Pontiac. I’d really like to fix up this G6 and keep driving it, but no one wants to work on it. Fuck you, GM.

    1. Cacciatore

      Buy Japanese.

      1. Hyperion

        I just bought Korean, why you hate only some them slant eyes?

        1. Cacciatore

          I’ve been eyeing up a new Telluride, but don’t want to trade in my Lexus just yet since it’s still under 100k and running like a top.

          1. Hyperion

            My 2019 Tuscon Ultimate still has less than 4000 miles. But I’d really like to keep the 360 HP V6 Vortec G6, if I can, until I buy a new home. I don’t really think anything is serious wrong with it, and it looks great and is really clean, I just don’t like driving it around with an engine light on.

          2. Don Escaped Zaxby’s

            360 HP

            Jaysus: what engine what that ?

          3. Hyperion

            It’s the 2009 Pontiac G6 GT Vortec V6.

          4. Don Escaped Zaxby’s

            I was a Chevy guy decades ago: they slap Vortec on all kinds of things?

            The 3.5? The 3.9? How the hell did you get 360HP out of it?

    2. Sean

      “Fuck you, GM”

      I hit this point in the late 90s. Never, ever again.

      And I used to be a Chevy/real Pontiac guy.

    3. Cacciatore

      I’ve been driving my 02 LS430 for five years without any major problems. Never had a luxury car that was so kind to my wallet. And it hauls ass.

    4. Don Escaped Zaxby’s

      cursing the dead? the company that built that doesn’t even exist anymore!

      / Motors Liquidation shares

      1. Hyperion

        “the company that built that doesn’t even exist anymore!”

        Really? Do you have any more great revelations to spring upon us?

        1. Cacciatore

          “You always never can believe the low price”

          1. Hyperion

            Did you work for the Lightbringer? I mean, am I getting some great deal I can’t resist and can’t afford?