Tuesday Afternoon Not-Up-to-Spud’s-Standards Links

Spud really showed us how its done this morning. Unfortunately, they won’t fire me and I can’t quit, so you gets what you gets, which is good enough.

You know what I hate worse than the 6% realtor’s commission that’s right where you can read it in every contract that you sign when you hire an agent? The idea of a class action lawsuit by Big Tobacco lawyers where they can rape the real estate agents, take 70% (or more) and give people who signed a contract without any sort of duress a pittance. There are several flat-fee sellers agents out there, and if buyers want to use zillow or realestate.com and just hire a lawyer to read a contract for a flat-fee, more power to them all. Hell, you can do it all yourself if you have the time.

A great take on the college admissions scandal by an Ivy League school. (Note: Parody Site)

Another psychedelic being studied for depression and anxiety treatment. Its almost like people don’t take this stuff purely to piss off the DEA

Florida woman chases her man across highway with knife at 3:45am. Pasco county is like the Appalachia of Florida, only without the scenery.

Good news, folks! Fusion power is only 15-20 years away with new materials.

 

Found the original of something I always assumed was a cover.

 

Comments

409 responses to “Tuesday Afternoon Not-Up-to-Spud’s-Standards Links”

  1. Tres Cool

    I cant get my VA doc to even discuss CBD oil, let alone some psychedelics

    1. Tres Cool

      While Im here, just go ahead and HIT IT

      1. Chafed

        The VA’s unofficial motto? https://youtu.be/hlk7o5T56iw

  2. Unreconstructed

    That was a quick fix on the missing music link 😉

    1. Brett L

      I know, usually you guys get a chance to beat me up about it.

      1. Unreconstructed

        I was about to, then, just in case, I refreshed so I didn’t look like a nutter.

        1. Mad Scientist

          I think you meant, “…so I didn’t look like a nutter this time.”

          1. Unreconstructed

            Well, yeah…but you really didn’t have to call me out like that!

  3. Trolleric the Goth

    Fusion power has been “only 15-20 years away!” for as long as I’ve known about it (20+ years) and I suspect it will stay that way.

    1. B.P.

      I remember the big stink back circa 1989 when a couple of researchers (from University of Utah I think) had supposedly created cold fusion.

      1. But Enough About Me

        Pons & Fleischmann (sp?).

        Yeah for a short while there, the world was giddy with the idea of room-temperature nuclear fusion. I remember The Economist had a cover story (and a cover) that was sunny optimism about the potential.

        Then it all came crashing down.  :-/

        1. Rasilio

          It really is a shame that they called it cold fusion because there does seem to be something going on with their experimental setup that cannot be explained with any currently known physics and it could very well prove valuable as a new energy source but the taint left on the research by the leap to the cold fusion claim has basically made it impossible to get any reliable research into the phenomenon on either an experimental or theoretical basis.

    2. Fatty Bolger

      Yep. As they say, it’s the power source of the future, and always will be.

    3. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      I had a summer internship at the Department of Energy in the late ’80s. The goal was to have fusion by 2000.

  4. Count Potato

    “One of the unique properties of 5-MeO-DMT is the fast action and short duration of the psychedelic effects when compared to other psychedelics. “Research has shown that psychedelics given alongside psychotherapy help people with depression and anxiety. However, psychedelic sessions usually require 7 – 8 hours per session because psychedelics typically have a long duration of action,” says Alan K. Davis, Ph.D., a postdoctoral research fellow in the Behavioral Research Unit, at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine. “Because 5-MeO-DMT is short-acting and lasts approximately 30-90 minutes, it could be much easier to use as an adjunct to therapy because current therapies usually involve a 60 – 90 minute session.””

    Regular DMT is much shorter-acting.

    1. My wife suffers from anxiety. I wonder if therapies like these will ever actually be prescribed?

      1. Count Potato

        The War On Drugs has been holding medicine back for a long time.

        1. Akira

          This is of fairly little consequence compared with other drug war victims (those suffering with severe pain, mental illness, etc.) but… I wish there were some kind of safe, non-addictive stimulant that only lasted an hour or two. Sometimes I just need to stay up for a little bit longer to finish something up, but I don’t want to ruin my whole night’s sleep by drinking coffee. Maybe such a thing could be devised without the nanny state bullshit around life-enhancing chemicals.

  5. The idea of a class action lawsuit by Big Tobacco lawyers

    I read this as lawyers working for Small Tobacco were behind the suit; it’s actually lawyers for Big Government who sued Small Tobacco doing the suing.

    1. R C Dean

      While I have some of the former Big Tobacco plaintiff’s lawyers working for me on a case, I didn’t see any names I recognized.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Make New Zealand safe again

    On Monday, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern said she had ordered an inquiry into whether government agencies could have prevented the attack.

    “The purpose of this inquiry is to look at what all relevant agencies knew — or could or should have known — about the individual and his activities, including his access to weapons,” she said at a news conference in Wellington, the capital.

    She also said her cabinet had agreed “in principle” to an overhaul of the country’s gun laws and was working out the details.

    “Within 10 days of this horrific act of terrorism, we will have announced reforms that I believe will have made our community safer,” Ms. Ardern said.

    Better that 999 people lose their rights and freedom, than one lunatic get through the dragnet.

    100% safety is our goal, and we don’t care who we trample in pursuit of it.

    1. slumbrew

      People need to have their guns taken away, for safety. Your guns, that is. Not the guns their personal protection details have. Those are different.

    2. AlexinCT

      What did Ben Franklin say again about trading freedoms for the illusion of security?

      1. Drake

        It’s an awesome idea?

        Pretty sure old Ben would have his mind boggled by a country led by a pregnant unmarried crazy woman.

    3. LJW

      I mentioned earlier the police response time was 36 minutes. That sort of response time spawns conspiracy theories.

      1. Bob Boberson

        They were only conspiring to get home safe.

      2. Mad Scientist

        I’d be curious to see what their average response time is. I’d bet $10 that’s 36 minutes is normal.

        1. LJW

          Ranges 4 to 9 minutes in the United States.

          1. Mad Scientist

            But what is it in New Zealand? Do Kiwi cops even carry guns, or do they have to stop at the armory first for a call like this?

          2. LJW

            Best I can find.

            The target response time for Priority One incidents is 10 minutes. But statistics show police are only meeting this 62 percent of the time in urban areas – and just 41 percent of the time for rural events.

          3. LJW

            “since 2012, frontline vehicles have had a locked box in the passenger foot-well containing a loaded and holstered Glock 17, and in the rear of the vehicle, there is at least one Bushmaster rifle secured in a case together with ballistic vests.”

          4. Mad Scientist

            So they have no excuses.

          5. mexican sharpshooter
      3. Raston Bot

        it was 36 minutes to arrest him.

        it was 6 minutes until armed units were at the mosque to take witness statements. the massacre lasted about 5 minutes.

        1. When seconds count, the cops are minutes away.

    4. grrizzly

      If I were a NZ MP, I would introduce an amendment to the new gun-control bill that would expand any new restrictions to the security officers protecting the PM and her cabinet.

    5. wdalasio

      “If you want total security, go to prison. There you’re fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking… is freedom. ”

      Dwight D. Eisenhower

    6. R C Dean

      100% safety is our goal, and we don’t care who we trample assault, cage, and/or kill in pursuit of it.

  7. Count Potato

    “Wykel was arrested for domestic aggravated assault and taken to the Land O’ Lakes Detention Center where she was turned into butter.”

    1. Count Potato

      “Woman accused of shoplifting, masturbating in front of teen on way to jail

      TAMPA (WFLA) – A Dunedin woman is behind bars after deputies say she attempted to steal from a beauty supply store and then while being transported to the Pinellas County jail masturbated in front of a teen.

      Deputies say Tami Lynn Bonefield, 45, attempted to steal two items under $10 from a Silky Beauty Supply in Dunedin.

      When Bonefield was confronted by an employee for attempting to steal the items Bonefield punched them in the head and body and then proceeded to kick another victim.

      Authorities say she denied stealing anything, but the items were found with her and returned to the store.

      On the way to the jail, Bonefield was transported with a 16-year-old boy who she proceeded to masturbate in front of. The child was separated from her by a metal partition. Bonefield made multiple sexual comments as well as exposed her breasts and genitals to the boy.

      Bonefield has been charged with Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition, Simple Battery, Petit Theft, and Resisting a Merchant,”

      https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/woman-accused-of-shoplifting-masturbating-in-front-of-teen-on-way-to-jail/1860996490

      Tami Lynn Bonefield

      1. What if the kid was turned on by it?

        1. Brett L

          He was probably on the same drugs she was.

          1. Well, it is Florida Kid….

          2. Bobarian LMD

            He was 16 years old. He probably complained about the partition.

      2. Mad Scientist

        With a name like Bonefield, it’s got to be good!

      3. Tres Cool

        Wood, but only in the circumstance that I was on my way to jail.

        1. Chafed

          Take another look at the photo. You may want to retract that statement.

      4. Why was the teen on his way to jail?

        Also, why are there no newspaper editors?

      5. LJW

        Her name isn’t Tami, it’sBlacksheep Trouble SquarePants

      6. “Petit Theft”

        The cutest of all thievery.

        1. I thought that was stealing those little toast points?

  8. Dr. Fronkensteen

    I’m not going to live long enough to see fusion power am I. Guess I will have to settle for Gen IV fission reactors.

    1. Aerozppln

      You won’t see those either.

    2. Aerozppln

      But take heart! You’ll see PLENTY of very stupid bullshit

        1. slumbrew

          That looks energy-efficient.

          1. Drake

            And I bet chemical de-icer is awesome for the environment.

          2. But Enough About Me

            Absol-UTE-ly!

            Dogs love to slurp that stuff up and then die of liver failure.

        2. Dr. Fronkensteen

          Energy of the past and the future.

        3. Aerozppln

          Does one of those things even produce enough value to pay for a single helicopter ride in its lifetime?

          1. Dr. Fronkensteen

            Only if the helicopter ride is from a Pinochet Airlines helicopter.

        4. Suthenboy

          Most people make the mistake that renewable energy is about energy production. It’s not. It’s about govt subsidies.

  9. Spudalicious

    You guys kill me.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      I like you. I’ll kill you last.

    2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      Is that an order?

  10. Aerozppln

    Fusion reaction, always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

  11. Mad Scientist

    Good news, folks! Fusion power is only 15-20 years away with new materials.

    10 years ago it was only 10 years away. At this rate, in 15 years, it will be only 20 years away. Progress!

    1. It’s on the same timeline as American Soccer.

      1. Enough About Palin

        Regarding the blog now with regulated comments: As a daily reader for more than a decade, I am really disappointed that she is doing this. She’s a great read and all, but her idea to moderate comments sucks.

        1. It’s so boring now. I left a comment calling her a Luddite for sticking with Blogger (another commenter asked about easy linking and I basically said Blogger is shit) on the megathread about moderation and it was deleted.

      2. mexican sharpshooter

        So only women will dominate fusion power?

  12. B.P.

    My favorite class action lawsuits are the ones where the attorneys rake in a fortune and the harmed class receives rebate coupons for future purchases of the product that was crappy enough to merit a class action lawsuit.

    1. Mad Scientist

      Those are the lawyers favorite kind too!

    2. Libertesian

      Is there any other kind?

    3. LJW

      I got a notice that $15 is on the way from Vizio if I go to a website and show proof I purchased a Vizio TV between certain dates. I’d spent more than $15 worth of time just looking for a receipt.

    4. grrizzly

      My favorite class action lawsuits? Those in which the lawyers don’t complain about billing and promptly pay our invoices.

  13. Bob Boberson
    1. AlexinCT

      Gee, what a genius. The elite class Krugabe is a member of wrecks the economy in a way that profits them causing the economic decline Krugabe wants to lay at the feet of the unwashed masses, all because they don’t know better than to shut their fucking mouths and do what their betters tell them regardless of how they are getting shafted. The sad thing is that our elite class is just painfully ineffective, inefficient, and downright idiotic, able to only deliver mediocrity if not failure, while demanding the perks of a meritocracy. Fuck them.

      1. Bob Boberson

        TOP. MEN.

        1. prolefeed

          Nobody knows how to reverse the heartland’s decline.

          By Paul Krugman

          Opinion Columnist

          Nobody except about half the country, who are pretty sure that doing the exact opposite of what you advocate would lead to a surge in economic growth.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            Are you saying that an Alien Invasion would not spur economic growth?

          2. Suthenboy

            +1 Trillion dollar coin

    2. kinnath

      I’m sure that some rural readers will be angered by everything I’ve just said, seeing it as typical big-city condescension.

      Go fuck yourself. And I don’t want to see 20 fucking Democrats tromping around farm fields for the next 2 years telling us how they’re going to fix us.

      1. Bob Boberson

        That’s the fun part of the intersectional left. The new woke Democrats won’t be able to pull off the duck hunting and plowed fields PR shot. Their contempt for self reliance is too palpable.

        H/T Suthen

        1. Brett L

          **Starts to hand AOC a shotgun, hesitates**

          I’m sorry ma’am, I just can’t allow you to handle this gun, I don’t have a good feeling about it.

          1. Bob Boberson

            Alternate version:

            AOC blasts Brett, screams “I’m in charge here!!!!” Then looks down at shotgun and quietly mutters…”these are kinda fun, I might be woke enough to enjoy one of these responsibly”

          2. slumbrew

            It was then that Diana Moon Glampers AOC, the Handicapper General, came into the studio with a double-barreled ten-gauge shotgun. She fired twice, and the Emperor and the Empress were dead before they hit the floor.

          3. prolefeed

            “Oh, I’m sorry, you believe in disarming private citizens. Better not have you holding this shotgun and giving the erroneous impression that you care about that particular civil right guaranteed in the constitution that you apparently haven’t read or comprehended.”

          4. ” AOC, the Handicapper General, came into the studio with a double-barreled ten-gauge shotgun.”

            Given it’s a shotgun, but how accurate do we think AOC is?

          5. Mad Scientist

            I suspect a 10 gauge would knock that girl on her ass at the first shot.

          6. Bobarian LMD

            “I’ve got another gun you can handle, though.”

          7. Brett L

            Nope. Pass. Next thing you know, she’s got her pogue boyfriend a security clearance and they’ve got your NSA file so she can go full Glenn Close on you.

          8. Bobarian LMD

            Boiled bunny ain’t bad. Rabbit stew.

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Memories of Dukakis in a tank…

      2. kinnath

        We can’t help rural America without understanding that the role it used to play in our nation is being undermined by powerful economic forces that nobody knows how to stop.

        Regulation driving manufacturing overseas . . . . Environmental laws driving up fuel costs . . . . Subsidies making it better to turn corn in to fuel instead of food . . . .

        Hmm, there must be some common denominator involved here. I wonder what it could be.

        1. Sean

          Russian interference?

          1. kinnath

            That must be it. I keep reading about that all the time.

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          Regulation driving manufacturing overseas

          Let’s not excuse the avarice of unions now.

          1. kinnath

            I remember watching unions drive meat-packers completely out of business in the early 80s.

            So yes, unions are a big problem. Of course, unions wouldn’t have as much power to destroy businesses without FedGov backing them.

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            Or state government. Some of the shit I’ve heard about California.

          3. kinnath

            Right. States can make things even worse.

          4. Chafed

            It’s all true.

          5. Everyone is beating up Trump for taking on the Lordstown union boss, but his point was BMW and Honda, et al are making cars in the US without a ton of issues.

          6. Jarflax

            Are you implying that Government Motors is inefficient? I remember listening to the “Buy American” crap in the 80s and being mildly contemptuous. These days anyone buying a GM product has my open hostility, the Obama ‘negotiated’ GM deal was a blatant violation of the 5th Amendment, if you do business with GM you are climbing in bed with thieves.

          7. slumbrew

            Brand new (just over 2,000 km on the odometer) Chevy flat-out died while sitting at a red light when I was on vacation. Had that stupid start-stop “feature” and never restarted. What a piece of shit.

          8. Homple

            The unionized workers drove themselves out of business (e.g. Hormel, Local P9 strike, 1985-1986). They’ve been replaced with Somali and Central American immigrants.

        3. R C Dean

          One more, kinnath:

          Estate taxes forcing family farms and businesses to be broken up and sold.

      3. robc

        I bet none will suggest “Kill the farm bill, especially corn subsidies.”

        1. kinnath

          I tried to explain to someone once that if FedGov legalized weed, in 10 years, Iowa farmers would produce so much weed the price would crash, then FedGov would have to subsidize it.

          1. robc

            Corn subsidies are killing barley production. Which drives up the price of beer.

          2. kinnath

            Yup. Corn subsidies and ethanol subsidies fuck up a lot of things. Food prices around the globe on staples are up because soccer moms burn gasohol in their cross-over SUVs.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            We’re all burning gasohol, not just the soccer moms.

            Man I hate that stuff.

          4. kinnath

            I can still get premium without ethanol. So the Z doesn’t burn gasohol.

            But, yeah, all the other vehicles have to burn that shit.

          5. Tundra

            It’s fairly easy to get here, too. All my small (or old) engines get the good stuff. I don’t worry so much about the modern stuff.

          6. hoof_in_mouth

            Not to defend the ethanol scam, but all the commodities are really, really cheap right now and likely to stay that way, they can grow enough corn for both without adding a dime to your bacon cost. Bankruptcies on the way up all over, there is nobody on the production end making any money even with cheap corn. Processors and retailers are another matter.

          7. Scruffy Nerfherder

            It’s hell on small engines. Nevermind, the EPA regs on 2-strokes that are ruining them as well.

          8. Mad Scientist

            Part of the reason I bought a diesel truck was to avoid ethanol.

          9. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Yeah, but you probably got DEF in exchange.

            Don’t get me started on modern diesels.

            *starts cursing under breath*

          10. Mad Scientist

            True, I did get DEF in exchange. But I have to fill that tank about once every 6 months, so it’s not so bad.

          11. Fourscore

            We’re gonna need more ethanol to fuel a football team size Expedition that is the rage now. How ironic, as a ‘few’ like small cars for the mileage many of us would prefer a BIG SUV and Ford is willing to participate in our quest. Ford isn’t complaining about the price either. CAFE standards can just go to hell. Take that Tesla and shove it!

          12. R C Dean

            I can still get premium without ethanol.

            I haven’t seen it here in Tucson. What brand has it?

          13. R C Dean

            Part of the reason I bought a diesel truck was to avoid ethanol.

            Only in your fuel, I hope.

          14. Count Potato

            Bring that before the Supreme Court. You’ll get at least one vote.

          15. Bobarian LMD

            +Lots of boofing.

      4. Libertesian

        …rural America is also pretty much the only place where Donald Trump remains popular; despite the damage his trade wars have done to the farm economy, his net approval is vastly higher in rural areas than it is in the rest of the country.

        So, “you hicks ought to smarten up like us urban sophisticates and realize that Orange Man Bad for you”… Hard to interpret that as anything other than condescension.

        1. B.P.

          “…voting against their own interests…” is on page 1 of the official talking points.

        2. wdalasio

          Yeah, everything tells us that Orange Man is particularly bad for the rural and working classes except the employment numbers and the wage numbers.

      5. “Big-city condescension” implies that people who live in cities are in a position to condescend. I don’t think people who live in the country would see it that way. Mostly, in my experience, it’s the opposite if anything.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I’m reminded of the first episode of Connections where James Burke walks through the collapse of postmodern civilization because a blackout turns off NYC and nobody knows how to grow food.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            Yes, all those “hordes of 3rd world immigrants” would have no idea about agriculture.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Oh, he wasn’t disparaging them, just the city dwellers who would probably starve in the first couple of months.

          3. Heroic Mulatto

            Except plenty of them are growing food there. Puerto Ricans converting kitchen cabinets into chicken coops is a cliche.

          4. Gadfly

            The food wouldn’t be the problem, it’s the water. Lose power and the water systems will run dry in a few days. Then you have millions of people who need water (and sewer) in a concrete jungle.

          5. Not Adahn

            I’m not certain of the caloric yield from a kitchen cabinet chicken coop.

            Now if they were also raising guinea pigs on their floor, that would be another matter, but you said Puerto Ricans.

          6. But Enough About Me

            Yeah, water’s an issue. The FedGov here in Canada started talking about disaster prep for households a lot more seriously around a decade ago, and they recommended a 72-hour supply of fresh water (and other stuff, of course) be kept on hand.

            Screw that. After finding out that local and regional governments in the Lower Mainland have absolutely no coherent, appropriately-scaled plans to deal with the aftermath of a megathrust earthquake, the spousal unit and I sat down and tried to suss out how much water we’d need for just cooking and drinking for two weeks, and then we bought said amount and stored it. Now I’m thinking it might be months before clean water could be available in sufficient quantities from an outside agency of any kind.

            We’re thinking of leaving the Lower Mainland and going back to Alberta.

          7. Playa Manhattan

            You and your water supply are on the same side of the fault. Me? Not so much.

            I’m firmly on the Pacific Plate.

          8. R C Dean

            Except plenty of them are growing food there.

            I’m betting the percentage or city dwellers growing food is solidly in the single digits.

          9. OneOut

            Brawndo is what plants crave.

    3. Drake

      our political system gives hugely disproportionate weight to less populous states, which are also generally states with relatively rural populations.

      Weight? As in the basic compromises that made our Federal Republic possible? So these stupid rednecks have some means of resisting mob-rule of city folk? Horrors!

      1. slumbrew

        I’m old enough to remember history teachers talking about the Great Compromise in glowing terms.

        1. Libertesian

          #Metoo, but I went to rural schools with redneck teachers.

      2. Libertesian

        So these stupid rednecks have some means of resisting mob-rule of city folk?

        Only until the smart city folk figure out how to amend (or scrap) the Constitution.

      3. Brett L

        One side got the numbers, the other got the guns and the food. Seems pretty balanced to me.

      4. prolefeed

        our political system gives hugely disproportionate weight to less populous states, which are also generally states with relatively rural populations.

        This chart showing how Clinton would win the electoral college and become president shows about the same number of low population Red and Blue states, so perhaps they can stop fucking bitching about that.

        1. prolefeed

          And by “would win”, I mean possibly could have won if she hadn’t been running up the popular vote in states like CA so she could allow my wife to keep on talking about how Clinton was the actual winner of the election, reinforcing my view that leftists are fucking out of touch with reality about politics.

      5. R C Dean

        When this first came up, I went through the Senators from the five smallest states. I think the breakdown was 6 Repubs and 4 Dems. For the five biggest, I think it was 6 Dems and and 4 Repubs.

    4. He should do a show with Bill Maher no one will watch.

  14. AlexinCT

    Posted this on the previous thread, so figured I would bring it here now that this is going on:

    Talk about false advertising! I see this thing about a bikini fight during spring break street brawl and figure it is like Q delivering the goods, but then I go watch and it is this shit. They should have put more warnings about people that watch this ended up feeling abused after having to watch fugly skanks smacking each other stupid.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      I figured it would be like a nudist colony. The people who go out naked are not the ones you want to see naked.

      1. AlexinCT

        I know I almost lost my lunch, and likely will not be doing dinner unless I wait 8 hrs.

    2. B.P.

      Wow. I smell Pulitzer. Throwing haymakers for several minutes straight makes for some good cardio, too.

    3. Someone’s weave been busted.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    What is known is that Mr. Tarrant was a licensed gun owner and member of the Bruce Rifle Club. He appeared to already have shooting skills when he joined in February 2018 and he typically went to the range by himself, said Mr. Williams, the club’s vice president.

    The club has come under criticism from a former member of the New Zealand military named Pete Breidahl, who said he reported it to the police in 2017 after visiting in November that year. He said he had had concerns about the mental stability of the members and the way they handled firearms.

    “They wore camo around the range, like they were living some military base fantasy,” Mr. Breidahl said in an interview on Monday.

    Mr. Breidahl said that he had been in contact with the police after the Christchurch shootings and that he was scheduled to meet with them on Tuesday.

    “See? I knowed sumpthin warnt raht!”

    There’s always one.

    1. “They wore camo around the range, like they were living some military base fantasy,” Mr. Breidahl said in an interview on Monday.

      Cops do that all the time, don’t they?

      1. Mad Scientist

        But they’re trained professionals!

      2. Brett L

        Camo around the range? Shit, where I live you’re likely to see camo worn around the house, to the Walmart, bars, and certain weddings.

        1. Unreconstructed

          Hey, Walmart and weddings aren’t mutually exclusive! Don’t ask how I know…

        2. Or on the job.

          1. Brett L

            Well obviously if you wear steel toed boots to work.

  16. B.P.

    I’m partial to the following version of the posted song, because it involves Gary Numan riding around in a weird little vehicle:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iX3b3XtYMc

    And Urgh! A Music War is a great film in general.

  17. Count Potato

    “‘Damn socialism, why are you chasing me?’ Chinese-Americans see ghost of communism in Democrats’ leftward turn”

    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/damn-socialism-why-are-you-chasing-me-chinese-americans-see-ghost-of-communism-in-democrats-leftward-turn

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      #Chexit

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Guess I will have to settle for Gen IV fission reactors.

    Don’t you mean, “That thing where you spin a stick with a length of string in a vain attempt to make fire”?

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      We’re not socialists yet. And I hope we don’t end up that way as the one time I tried to start a fire with a bow drill and expert instruction was a complete failure on my part. Not easy at all.

  19. Libertesian

    FYI, I am in on the free Glib NCAA bracket that Don Escaped Texas set up. I see 15 entries so far… Is yours one of them?

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      what’s the user/pw?

      1. slumbrew

        Thepasswordistaco

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          And the ID?

          1. slumbrew

            Sorry, I was being a smartass – no idea

          2. Rufus the Monocled

            Motherfu….

          3. Jarflax

            It’s what you set it as. The log in is for your cbs account not to access the Glib bracket.

      2. Libertesian

        I believe that you can join the Glib bracket group with just a CBSSports.com account… If you don’t already have an account, then you can register here.

        1. Libertesian

          Borked the link… register here.

        2. Rufus the Monocled

          Done. Where do I go find the bracket?

    1. Brett L

      Listen… I don’t think you should give that chick your real name or address. I’m not judging here, but…

    2. Bob Boberson

      I do enjoy how the likes of Cosmo endevour to normalize horrible human behavior, infidelity, callous indifference, and whatever the opposite if empathy is, as long as you are a woman.

      And then cry “where muh knight in shining armor at?!”

      1. Fatty Bolger

        “Where are all the good men?”

        1. Bobarian LMD

          With good women?

  20. ruodberht

    Having to remind people that Penn is an Ivy League is so very…Penn.

    1. Colgate would like a word.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Better than Crest.

      2. Rhywun

        Do you mean Cornell…?

        1. I almost went to Cornell!

  21. Chipwooder

    Is this the right place to talk about Rob O’Rourke trying to trick his wife into taking a bite of baby shit by putting it in a bowl and telling her it was an avocado?

    Question: would Suthen have to at least think about which one he’d less rather eat?

    1. The Other Kevin

      Apparently he’d just seen “The Help”, and was pissed at his wife for something.

    2. Brett L

      He seems like the kind of guy we want as President. Who wouldn’t try to trick his wife into eating shit? That’s just funny, right?

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Similarly, do guys really dutch oven their significant others?

        1. slumbrew

          It’s an occasional threat but I’ve yet to actually do so.

        2. Mad Scientist

          Hell yes! You know you’ve found a good woman when she’s delighted to dutch oven you.

          1. Certified Public Asshat

            That doesn’t sound like the kind of woman I am into.

          2. Bobarian LMD

            Firing counter-battery.

        3. Chipwooder

          I knew one who did. That was a long time ago, the dude was 20 or 21.

        4. Playa Manhattan

          I dutch oven anyone I can.

          1. Mad Scientist

            What about upper decking them?

    3. Verdant Turd — band name, right?

    4. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Suthen seems like a good old boy but I have to wonder about people who don’t like avacados. They’re the food of the gods.

      1. It’s like butter and dip but technically a vegetable. There is no upper limit on the number of avocados I would eat in a sitting.

        1. Brett L

          “Cain’t no one eat 50 in a hour!”

        2. Old Man With Candy

          How about baby turds?

      2. Old Man With Candy

        Avocados are greasy snotballs.

        1. Spudalicious

          +10 Guacamole. With cilantro.

  22. Bobarian LMD

    And now we know…

    Why did Florida Woman cross the road?

    To see what bitch he was talking to on his phone!

  23. Count Potato

    “i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.”

    https://twitter.com/tashalej/status/1107495931895644161

    1. The Other Kevin

      I have confirmed with my kids that they follow this guy and think he is awesome for some reason, but as of yesterday they had not heard of any untoward behavior with a cat. I had to be very careful how that conversation went.

      1. Count Potato

        I still have no idea who he is. I just wanted to post a cosplayer with huge boobs in case JB or Q show up.

        1. slumbrew

          *suddenly much more interested in the Count’s link*

          1. slumbrew

            Yeah, the Glibs who are into the thiccness should peruse that young lady’s twitter photos.

          2. Bobarian LMD

            Wood.

  24. Enough About Palin

    Found the original of something I always assumed was a cover.

    About 35 years ago, I was driving from PA to MN and while listening to a Gary Numan tape, encountered a van that had just crashed on the Interstate. The van was on it’s side (later learned the driver had fallen asleep), there was smoke rising from the wrckage and the windshield was gone. There were people strewn all over the pavement, some of whom were clearly dead. We didn’t stop because we where heading in the opposite direction and there were people fast approaching the scene. We did pull off at the next exit and told the toll booth guy what we had just seen. Ever since then, I’ve never been able to listen to Gary Numan.

    1. Tundra

      You need 5-methocy-N,-N-dimethyltryptamine

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Too short for a PA to MN drive.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Not if you drive fast enough.

    2. Bob Boberson

      I was outside Boise on the interstate in the wee hours of the morning and watched a pickup truck impact a dude on a motorcycle going about 70 mph. I didn’t stop because I’d have had to do an aggressive 2 lane change to get to the shoulder and then I’d have been a motorist wandering around the highway in the dark with no lights or reflective material. Still, there is something deeply unsettling in watching someone die and continuing on your way.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        Was that pickup truck a maroon F350? If so, I know who did it…

        1. Spudalicious

          F250. And I sold it three years ago.

        2. Something you need to tell us?

      2. Spudalicious

        I had no problem dealing with the aftermath, but the couple of serious accidents I witnessed left a mark.

  25. Tres Cool

    Florida Man™ in action.

    What do you think he was charged with…?

    1. Bobarian LMD

      Batter-y.

      1. slumbrew
  26. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    Is the corporate press just insular propaganda?

    Exhibit A: “CNN’s Parkland Town Hall has been honored with a @CronkiteAward. Congrats to @jaketapper and team who helped “advance the national conversation on gun control and violence.” @LearCenter”

    https://twitter.com/CNNPR/status/1108055639165755393

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Is that the one where Dana Loesch (sp?) almost got lynched? They lost control of the situation and shouldn’t get awarded shit.

    2. Dr. Fronkensteen

      advance the national conversation on gun control and violence.

      You mean create propaganda for gun grabbers.

    3. Drake

      Holy shit I wouldn’t want an award named after that fuckstick.

    4. Bob Boberson

      “Self congratulatory media engages in circle jerk”

      News at 11

    5. Winston

      Lear? As in Norman Lear? Wasn’t he pretty much nothing but propaganda.

      1. But he created Archie Bunker, one of the most beloved anti-liberals of all time.

        1. Winston

          Because you were supposed to not like him…

          1. Ha. Backfired. You’re a dummy, Lear!!

  27. Tres Cool

    Robust, borderline THICC, and clearly stupid.

    Wood.

    1. Trolleric the Goth

      what’s up with that tooth though?

      1. I can’t stop lookin’ at it.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          It shows she’s not vain.

        2. Tres Cool

          Im more focused on mid-torso down.

    2. Drake

      Oh, the fun I would talk her into having.

    3. Heroic Mulatto

      The story could have ended with “a 25-year-old teacher” and we all would have known what happened.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        A happy 17 year old, who was later sorry he bragged to his friends?

    4. She seems nice. Bonus points for “memaw”. People always look at me funny when I refer to my grandmother that way.

      1. whiz

        So your real name is Sheldon Cooper?

        1. Chafed

          No, Elizabeth Warren.

    5. This is a news story?

  28. Gadfly

    Unfortunately, they won’t fire me and I can’t quit, so you gets what you gets, which is good enough.

    Why would anyone fire someone who does adequate work for free? Sounds to me like TPTB are being good capitalists.

  29. Pope Jimbo

    If fusion power becomes a reality, is there any rational reason I can’t get my incandescent bulbs back?

    1. Tundra

      Menard’s had a bunch last time I was there.

    2. Dr. Fronkensteen

      FYTW,

      oh you said rational.

    3. Mad Scientist

      Government? Rational? HA HA HA HA HA!!

  30. Count Potato

    “Artist creates 2-acre ‘Beto 2020’ crop circle in Texas”

    https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/434683-beto-2020-crop-circle-emerges-in-texas

    I’m not saying it was aliens

    1. Brett L

      You think a native Texan did that? I have it on good authority that aliens do all the crop work.

    2. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Don’t blame me — I voted for Kodos.

    3. Bobarian LMD

      The @BetoORourke portrait is made of sand, mulch, clay, rocks and pecan shells.

      And full of shit.

  31. Chipwooder

    Why do you philistines hate academia so much???

    Max Tani

    @maxwelltani
    20% of a student’s grade in Lauren Duca’s NYU journalism class is based on tweets

    h/t @rachelysanders: https://journalism.nyu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Duca-Syllabus-February.pdf

    410
    2:20 PM – Mar 19, 2019

    That’s right – noted idiot Lauren Duca teaches a class at prestigious NYU. $60K a year well spent.

    1. Chipwooder

      Here is the front page of the syllabus. It’s very impressive stuff.

    2. Jarflax

      The Feminist Journalist. So just outright admitting they no longer even give lip service to the idea of viewpoint neutral reporting.

  32. Juvenile Bluster

    So today I’ve learned that Bernie Sanders has (a) an economic adviser who once wrote about Hugo Chavez’s “economic miracle” in Venezuela, (b) a campaign staffer who echoed Ilhan Omar’s “all about the Benjamins” comment, and (c) a Senate staffer that echoed Omar’s “dual alleigances” slur.

    I’m guessing all of that makes him more popular with the Dem base, not less.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      “(c) a Senate staffer that echoed Omar’s “dual alleigances” slur.”

      This one is really disheartening.

      I saw that Rahm Emanuel wrote an Atlantic article explaining why that slur was so offensive to him. Since the 90’s people have claimed that Emanuel fought for the Israeli Defense Forces and had dual loyalty. I distinctly remember hearing this charge over and over again when he was running for Rostenkowski’s old seat.

      If such a charge was leveled against any other ethnic or racial group people would rightly call it bigoted (in fact everyone did when Trump accused a judge of being biased against him because his parents were Mexican). I don’t know why we pretend like it’s different when you’re talking about Jews. Fucked up

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        I take it you’ve read Pat Buchanan’s “Ok, but Omar has a point” Op-Ed.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          But of course Pat said that.

        2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          If you think Buchanan is the only one who has been arguing that then you should probably reacquaint yourself with a large chunk of libertarians (both cosmo and yokel).

          I remember when Ron Paul was called an antisemite for questioning actual American policy toward Israel. It blows my mind that some people think “dual loyalty” is a policy position, because it most assuredly is not.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            I’m well acquainted, thank you.

            The tenor of Buchanan’s latest was more “ethnic” than “ideological”.

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            “The tenor of Buchanan’s latest was more “ethnic” than “ideological”.”

            I think that’s your perception. But, even so, (and as I’ve stated, I am not defending Buchanan or anyone who makes the “dual loyalty” charge”) at least Buchanan can make the argument that he generally disfavors American foreign policy. The same cannot be said for Omar who famously accused Jeff Sessions of being a Russian asset for not being anti-Trump enough.

            The idea of supporting a non-interventionist foreign policy has just been whittled down to opposing American policy toward Israel and Saudi Arabia. And that’s a shame.

          3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            https://reason.com/blog/2019/01/17/rep-ilhan-omar-recklessly-accuses-lindse

            I meant, she accused “Lindsey Graham” of being a Russian asset

          4. Heroic Mulatto

            I think that’s your perception

            Dude, the title of the article was “Is Diversity a Root Cause of Dual Loyalty?

            The idea of supporting a non-interventionist foreign policy has just been whittled down to opposing American policy toward Israel and Saudi Arabia. And that’s a shame.

            I agree.

          5. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            If you read the article, his piece is actually slightly tamer than this one: “Dual Loyalty and Israel”.

            https://libertarianinstitute.org/articles/dual-loyalty-and-israel/

            Regardless, it’s not a competition if both premises are wrong.

      2. wdalasio

        Yeah, it definitely does suck. Now, I’m going to ask a heartless, cynical question – why shouldn’t they?

        Is it going to cost them any votes? Will Jewish donors flock to punish the Democrats by donating to Republicans? The Democrats all but spit in the face of the American Jewish community. And the American Jewish community will still, for the most part, reliably support the Democrats. So, anti-Semitism is popular with the progressive kids. Why buck the trend?

        1. prolefeed

          At some point, people will switch allegiances, oftentimes en masse, if they perceive they’re being treated badly enough.

          African-Americans used to be a solidly Republican demographic. Mormons used to be solidly Democratic.

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          Eh, that’s what the Democrats thought about Black folk, and I can tell you that #Blexit is a thing. As I said before, based on the rumblings I’ve heard from my local, fellow MOTs, if they continue to pussyfoot around Omar and Tlaib’s antics, then #Jexit will be just as assured.

          1. wdalasio

            Is it #Jexit or #Jexodus?

            Honestly, I hope you’re right. It’s never a healthy thing to have tribal loyalty to a single party system. Over time, that party takes you for granted and the other party gives up on trying.

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            Now that you’ve introduced me to #Jexdous, I shall write nothing else.

          3. slumbrew

            Same. You did not disappoint with the link, either, as that was instantly what started playing in my head.

          4. #Jexodus, huh? So every couple of elections Jewish ex-Dems complain about something in the Republican party and bitch about being dragged out into the wilderness until God pulls a “don’t make me stop this car” and gives a bunch of them hives?

      3. grrizzly

        Is there another country where American citizens would go and serve in its military force? That’s a highly unusual behavior.

        Though, I know one exception. A hydroplane pilot in Alaska told me that he had served in the Norwegian military and because Norway was (and is) a NATO member he didn’t have to serve in the US military. I assumed he was avoiding the draft during the Vietnam war.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          Is there another country where American citizens would go and serve in its military force?

          If the IRA ever had a foreign legion, 50% of Boston would be empty.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Might be an improvement.

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            Might?

          3. slumbrew

            That’s Not OK!

          4. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            It’s interesting that you note the IRA, because there is a fair comparison to be made that the past financial support of Americans toward the IRA is not entirely different from Palestinian American support for Hamas.

          5. Heroic Mulatto

            I wholeheartedly agree.

            And fuck Peter King.

          6. wdalasio

            And fuck Peter King.

            With a studded mace.

          7. Scruffy Nerfherder
          8. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            It goes beyond Peter King and Boston. The US government looked the other way while Americans were funding the IRA. I believe somewhere around 80% of their funding was from America.

            It’s hard to dispute that there is a significant difference in how the US government handled Americans fundraising for a group that terrorized one of our closes allies versus how the US government treats Americans that donate to groups like Hamas.

            Obviously this discrepancy largely has to do with the substantially larger Irish-American population to the small Palestinian-American population. Nonetheless, it’s disturbing to consider in hindsight. And I say this as someone who grew-up near the Irish and was wholly familiar with this effort to support the IRA. It wasn’t covert at all.

          9. I recall stopping at a bar on the way to Camden Yards in southwest Baltimore with some friends maybe ten years ago. It was an Irish bar, and when I say Irish, I mean there were Sinn Fein campaign posters and a donation jar for Gerry Adam’s election campaign. There was only Jameson’s.

          10. Winston

            So immigration then…

          11. Jarflax

            The Professional Irishman is much more interested in damning the Sassenach from a barstool while swilling Jameson’s than in getting shot at.

        2. Playa Manhattan

          ISIS.

        3. mexican sharpshooter

          Australia for a time was actively recruiting civil engineers from the US Military into the Australian Army while I was in. I don’t know if there were any takers.

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            Here be a link, mate.

          2. They’ve always been short of servicemembers – esp since sub bases are typically near mining towns, etc. One of the foreign exchange officers at my last active duty billets had retired (Navy Engineering officer) from the UK navy (20 years) and was about a year away from retiring from the Australian Navy after a second 20 year stint. Talk about a sweet pension gig.

            He knew what he was talking about when it came to radar and weapon systems – I’ll give him that.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m surprised he doesn’t have some Sandinistas on staff.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        They’re just not part of the PR packet.

    3. commodious spittoon

      And a campaign volunteer who attempted to assassinate a bunch of GOP Senators.

  33. Count Potato

    “Trump is a poor person’s ideal of a rich person, Beto is a rich person’s ideal of a poor person”

    https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/1108056958857371655

    1. kinnath

      The whole thread is awesome.

      1. Spudalicious

        The side by side of Beto and Napoleon Dynamite is epic.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      LOL

      laid off coal miner: man, I’d have people bring me cokes and ice cream and eat all the Wendy’s I want, may some solid gold lions on the porch
      Silicon Valley CEO: you know, maybe I’d hop a steamer and go down to Patagonia. I just need to connect with authenticity

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Also, his 25th consecutive gap year.

  34. Count Potato

    “I knew it. I fucking knew it. Patreon are splitting it into tiers and making their service WORSE for almost everyone. Sargon has the last laugh after all.”

    https://twitter.com/LordScrump/status/1108111218525507585

      1. slumbrew

        What’s the barrier to entry for a Patreon competitor? It seems way lower than, say, a YouTube competitor (massive bandwidth requirements).

        1. Not Adahn

          It’s not terribly high — but the next level up (Stripe, Mastercard) can ruin you if they want to.

        2. Pan Zagloba

          Security, fraud prevention, privacy, placating Visa and Mastercard. The thing is, Patreon’s model is “you save on fees this way”, and depends on people who don’t like you saving on fees.

          Dave Rubin was muttering something about creating a new platform….six months ago? He and his “IDW” buddies left but far as I know they don’t have anything up yet. Jordan Peterson probably lost a lot of money while these guys are running into issues.

          Also, look into Hatreon, Freestartr and SubscribeStar to see what can happen to a Patreon competitor.

  35. Drake

    Can’t remember the last time I read Peggy Noonan but this was a pretty good summary of what is going on with the Left.

    Get Ready for the Struggle Session

    I would not mind shooting a few of those brain-washed little Red bitches.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      What’s stopping you?

      1. commodious spittoon

        He’s being sporting.

    2. Huh. Not what I took away from that… but I guess the world is full of… um… differences.

      1. Drake

        Well Mao himself would have been preferable – but it wouldn’t have been him showing up at my office or house to drag me out for a struggle session.

    3. Fatty Bolger

      Not a fan, but it’s always good to remind people that “it could happen here”.

  36. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/kass/ct-met-jussie-smollett-kim-foxx-kass-20190314-story.html

    Pretty much exactly what many had speculated was happening (politicians and the police superintendent were trying to stop investigating the Smollett scam and that’s why police were leaking linking to the press) was indeed happening.

    “It is an account of how Foxx was contacted in the Smollett case by a politically connected lawyer close to Chicago’s most prominent political families, the Obamas and Emanuels.

    That lawyer, Tina Tchen, was chief of staff for former first lady Michelle Obama, and she is a friend of Mayor Rahm Emanuel’s wife, Amy Rule. Tchen was apparently a go-between for someone in the Smollett family.

    There was literally an “omg” moment in the texts, because Foxx did what was asked of her:

    She lobbied Chicago police Superintendent Eddie Johnson to drop the Smollett case and push it over to the FBI.”

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s telling that they thought they could bury it under the auspices of the FBi.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        I think they knew the FBI was going to just shrug. What were they going to investigate? I think it would be buried by the press who would assume the case was over once it was passed to them.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Did anyone use the postal service at any time during the commission of this crime? If so, you’re fucked.

          /FBI

      2. Mad Scientist

        That’s the FBI. They’re ordering the others to cut the building’s power. Regular as clockwork.

        Or a time lock.

  37. Fatty Bolger

    Weird how McCain is suddenly a great man and war hero after Trump criticizes him. I could have sworn these same people were calling him a horrible, hot tempered, evil arch-conservative back in 2008.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      He was just an ego-maniacal asshole.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      And they were right back then. It’s really amazing how they’ve flipped on that.

      1. Fatty Bolger

        Well, he was no arch-conservative. But the rest checks out.

      2. Winston

        Whichever one benefits Democrats and makes Republicans look bad…

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      One would think these people would notice that Trump won’t openly insult you on Twitter for several days, if you leave him out of it.

  38. Rhywun

    Have a steaming pile of mendacious claptrap about marihuana. Gather your friends and take a toke at every logical fallacy!

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      My response: Fuck off slaver, I decide what goes in my body. No one else gets a say.

      1. Libertesian

        The SMITHs beg to differ.

      2. Juvenile Bluster

        I don’t give a shit if the drug gives you an incredible high for 5 minutes and then your insides boil out of your eye sockets like a science fair volcano. If I wanna take it it’s my right, and fuck you for saying otherwise.

    2. Tundra

      “There’s a tremendous gulf between what everybody thinks they know and what’s actually happening,” says Kevin Sabet, a former drug-policy advisor in the Obama White House and cofounder, with former congressman Patrick Kennedy, of Smart Approaches to Marijuana. “What’s going on with the scientific research is not filtering down to the public.”

      Fucking assholes. It helps my mother you mendacious cunts, when all your beloved “scientific research” didn’t.

      These articles are becoming more common as CBD and THC are exploding. I’ve noticed a lot of hand wringing among both my proggies and socons.

      Slavers gonna slave, I guess.

      1. Tres Cool

        I was gifted a 30-day supply of CBD oil around the start of 2019, and started the 1st dose last night. My aim is as an anti-inflammatory, since I have jacked-up shoulders.
        I’ll let Glibs know if I turn psychotic a la “reefer madness”.

        1. Mad Scientist

          If you turn psychotic, you won’t know it. What you need to do is let us know if you think we turn psychotic.

          1. slumbrew

            “I’m not psychotic, you’re psychotic!”

        2. commodious spittoon

          Or if you begin having illicit relations with “jazz players.”

      2. Bob Boberson

        Drug prohibition: making alliances between the lady who plans the church potluck and the college professor who plans the gendernormativity protests. We truly live in an amazing era.

      3. Fatty Bolger

        You just knew those proggie fuckers were going to turn against it as soon as it started being legal.

        1. Winston

          Who would have thought that people that care about all of the legal substances we put into our bodies would think otherwise about marijuana?

    3. Libertesian

      2 long fallacious tokes: reefer really is addictive; it also causes TOXIC INSANITY!!!

      1. Rhywun

        At least the writer – whom I think is pretty spot-on when he stays within his wheelhouse of things like government spending – included a reference to Reefer Madness to dispel the notion that he was perpetrating Reefer Madness.

  39. Juvenile Bluster

    In the United Kingdom hierarchy of victimology, Muslims outrank the LGBT community.

    https://twitter.com/KyleWOrton/status/1108118777265340422

    1. Winston

      And Jews…

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      That’s not exactly a fair assessment of the dispute. But, yes, if it were another group opposing these mandatory lessons they would probably be attacked for it. Which is why Muslims must realize that the Left’s love affair with them is temporary and only exists so long as it’s advantageous. I think they know this already.

    3. grrizzly

      Pim Fortuyn figured it out two decades ago.

    4. Rhywun

      Not to mention anyone not-Muslim whose objections to a primary school offering irrelvant “My Two Dads” lesson plans were completely ignored.

    5. Winston

      Gays being thrown under the intersectionality is happening a lot faster than I thought.

      1. slumbrew

        Gays being thrown under the intersectionality is happening a lot faster than I thought.

        What are they going to do, vote Conservative/Republican?

        1. Winston

          Well there used to be quite a few closeted (still) homosexuals in those parties at least among the upper class.

          1. slumbrew

            Yes, emphasis on “closeted”. The only acceptable party affiliation among gays is still, largely, Democrat (in this country – I imagine you can be non-Labour if you go even further left).

            They’ll be taken for granted by the political parties of the left until that’s no longer true.

          2. Rhywun

            I would think that greater “acceptance” in society + the left slowly destroying itself will change this calculus in the near future.

          3. Pan Zagloba

            Nah, there’s openly gay Tories for decades now. The upper class not-even-closeted gay cliche does have some basis in reality.

    6. Glitter bomb attack!!!!!

  40. Winston

    Speaking of the IRA:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bright#Opposition_to_Home_Rule

    Arch-free trade anti-imperialist Victorian Liberal John Bright on why he opposed Irish Home Rule

    What of a volunteer force, and what of import duties and protection as against British goods? … I thought he placed far too much confidence in the leaders of the rebel party. I could place none in them, and the general feeling was and is that any terms made with them would not be kept, and that through them I could not hope for reconciliation with discontented and disloyal Ireland.

    Interesting that classical liberalism in part died thanks to Ireland and free trade.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      The Irish were routinely abused by the British (including being purposely starved). Say what you will about the Northern Ireland IRA, but the original Michael Collins IRA was more than justified in what they did.

      1. Winston

        Are you talking about the famine? Today it is blamed on Laissez Faire Liberalism.

        1. Bob Boberson

          +1 Tim Egan. Dropped my jaw when he wrote about the British refusing the importation of American grains and then in the same breath cited this as an inditement of Laissez Faire capitalism.

      2. Winston

        Also the Fenians killed classical liberalism. Of the reasons that the Liberals split over Home Rule was that Hartington’s brother had been killed by Irish terrorists.

      3. Winston

        Also what about John Locke? He supported what was going on Ireland. Or the Bill of Rights of 1689? Even the right to own arms was supposed to be for Protestants only.

      4. Bob Boberson

        I thought “Wind that Shakes the Barely” was a good movie inspire of being obviously sympathetic to the socialist factions of the IRA. It really showed how once home rule was achieved the commies quickly mobilized to undermine the liberals.

        1. Winston

          Ken Loach has a sad.

          That said Ireland was lucky that it was better off than almost all of the other post-colonial regimes despite even having a civil war.

        2. Winston

          obviously sympathetic to the socialist factions of the IRA. I

          Describing Ken Loach as “obviously sympathetic to socialis[m]” is putting it mildly/

  41. Winston

    Then there was the time the US looked the other way when the Fenians invaded Canada

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ridgeway

  42. Winston

    So is New Zealand still a libertarianish country? Gun control, statist economics and censorship?

    1. But Enough About Me

      Eric Crampton at Offsetting Behaviour used to argue as much, but I haven’t followed him in recent years. I think after the Christchurch earthquake, he became somewhat disillusioned (to put it mildly) with all the suboptimal “solutions” to that ‘quake that were being adopted in NZ. Nevertheless, he’s still there. I should prolly spend a day or so plowing through his stuff again — I quite liked him way back when.

      1. Raven Nation

        I don’t know how anyone could argue that. Apart from the things Winston quotes, there’s a massive welfare state that dates back to the early 20th century, widespread regulation, nanny state to rival anything in the US or most of Europe. It’s a beautiful country, with wonderful people but this idea that it’s some kind of quasi-libertarian state is bizarre.

        1. Winston

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogernomics

          Mind you the current PM is from the very same Labour party.

          1. Raven Nation

            Yeah, I know. Same as the changes the Hawke-Keating Labour government did in Australia around the same time. But that’s a LONG way from being libertarian.

          2. Winston

            Cato and Reason have always had a thing for 1980-90s neoliberalism. It was supposed to be the end of history but history has continued. That’s one reason they hate Trump so much since NAFTA was supposed to be non-negotiable.

          3. robc

            But Roger Douglas isnt, he has been with ACT since the early 90s.

        2. Winston

          https://www.cato.org/blog/new-index-human-freedom-falls-more-countries-not

          New Zealand and Switzerland are the two freest countries on this year’s index

    2. Suthenboy

      “So is New Zealand still a libertarianish country?”

      Whut? It never was.

      1. robc

        It was for a few months in the 80s after a botched snap election and a libertarian ended up as treasury minister.

        1. Rhywun

          So… you’re saying there was an actual libertarian moment??

  43. Winston

    https://theweek.com/articles/828943/are-libertarian-republicans-misreading-political-climate

    As gloomy as things now seem, another “libertarian moment” — the last one was just four or five years ago — could be on the horizon. Democrats no longer believe that the era of big government is over, as Bill Clinton professed. They increasingly want to expand Medicare to Americans under the age of 65, return to tax rates unseen since Ronald Reagan came to Washington, disrupt private health insurance more than ObamaCare did, and grow government in ways that imposes costs on middle-class voters as well as offer them benefits. And the Green New Deal will legitimately require trillions of dollars in new federal expenditures at a time when it is not clear how to responsibly keep the promises made by our existing welfare state.

    If — when — the Democrats retake the White House, Republicans are sure to once again get tough on fiscal conservatism (even if their overall motivation is more complicated), as they did in 1994 and 2010. Deficits will matter. But the GOP’s government-cutting zeal usually fizzles out by the presidential election.

    It’s happening!

    1. So to recap: the jackasses will ram through some expensive and ineffective legislation we’ll never get rid of, the GOP will pretend to give a shit about the budget and personal liberty to capture just enough votes to win back power, the GOP no longer needing to feign opposition will do nothing, jackasses will careen further left and ride back into power because of GOP voter disaffection, repeat ad nauseum.

      1. Winston

        I know that would be quite the libertarian moment. Like how New Zealand would always be libertopia.

    2. Brett L

      Here, Charlie Brown, come kick this football.

  44. Count Potato

    “See how Google is helping Latino students learn how to code”

    “Computer science requires students to learn how to think in a totally new way. Getting into that mindset can be really hard for anyone, but it can be even tougher if you’re learning key phrases, concepts, and acronyms in an environment that feels different from your everyday life.

    That’s why I’m proud to share that Google.org is making a $5 million grant to UnidosUS, the YWCA and the Hispanic Heritage Foundation. The grant will bring computer science (CS) education to over one million Latino students and their families by 2022 with computer science curricula, including CS First, Google’s coding curriculum for elementary and middle school students. Additionally, it will support students’ experience with how they learn about computer science, helping them explore CS and offering culturally relevant resources to engage parents.”

    https://blog.google/outreach-initiatives/google-org/computer-science-lessons-spanish/

    Isn’t that $5 per student?

    1. Rhywun

      They’d probably get better results by donating English lessons. If their English isn’t strong because they learned coding in Spanish, they’re going to be in for a rude awakening when they discover that English is a bit more crucial to success in it that “seeing yourself represented”.

      1. Count Potato

        Not only that, but almost every computer language is based on English, and most of the books, websites, IDE’s, etc are in English, with few exceptions:

        https://www.oreilly.com/pub/pr/1188

    2. slumbrew

      Computer science requires students to learn how to think in a totally new way.

      No. No it does not.

      1. commodious spittoon

        “How can I parlay my grievances into a career being woke at my employer?”

    3. Probably get some economies of scale that aren’t determined on a per student cost basis, but your point is understood.

  45. Count Potato

    “In my latest report, we went inside one of Europe’s largest NGOs and recorded their organization admitting to laundering €500,000. Here’s the shocking investigation.”

    https://twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/1108050270880034816

    “UNDERCOVER: Exposing NGO Smugglers in Greece”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63xS4qDieKw

  46. Count Potato

    “4Chan, 8Chan, ZeroHedge BLOCKED In Australia??!”

    https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/1108132334791020544

    I keep hearing about Australia in regards to the mosque shooting, but isn’t New Zealand a completely separate country?

    1. Mad Scientist

      The shooting was in New Zealand. The shooter was an Aussie.

    2. Rhywun

      White-supremacist Australia is the bad place that produced the shooter. The Great Firewall of Australia will prevent anything similar from happening again.

    3. Trying to come up with a clever play on words with “Great Barrier Reef” akin to Great Firewall of China…

    4. Suthenboy

      This makes as much sense to me as the Vegas shooting. Why would an aussie go to NZ to pull this off? There are plenty of mosques in the land down under. Are NZ gun laws more lax than those of Austrailia’s? The guy was trying to change gun laws so what was the advantage to him of going to NZ?

      1. Raven Nation

        Yeah, NZ gun laws were marginally more lax than in Australia.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          For now.

      2. prolefeed

        The guy was trying to change gun laws so what was the advantage to him of going to NZ?

        Apparently, the NZ prime minister thinks that giving mass murderers exactly what they say they want will * discourage * further mass murderers.

        It’s like they don’t have a clue how incentives work.

  47. Late question for EF after her great article: What happens when you don’t have/know any lawyers in the immediate term? Do they give you access to a phone book or google or something? Or do I need to get someone on retainer or someone I “know” every time I move?

    1. Tundra

      Thanks for asking it again. I had a similar question.

      1. Rhywun

        #metoo

    2. slumbrew

      Related question – is it still “one phone call” using their phone? Or will they give me back my own phone so I can pull up my lawyer’s number?

      1. Tres Cool

        I rarely carry a phone, so if I was in that situation it wouldnt be an issue.

      2. Not Adahn

        “You get one phone call” is a Hollywood myth.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZMSef3WLlE

    3. Sean

      Plan ahead. Put a business card in your wallet.

      https://www.richardfinklawoffices.com

      That’s who’s card I keep.

      1. Sean

        *Whose

        1. Tres Cool

          I once got in a spot of trouble in NYC. I can recommend Donald J. Birnbaum (((ESQ)))

      2. What happens if you’re cross country or in another state? Call the same guy and ask for a referral or for them to contact someone on your behalf?

        1. Tres Cool

          If that lawyer is sittin on your retainer ca$h, I would think they would be ethically bound to do something like that.

          1. Well….never dealt with this. Never needed anything like that. If you haven’t paid a retainer because you never needed to contact one….

            I mean, I guess once I settle down somewhere (for more than 3 years…buy a place, etc) – I’ll probably have more of a reason to retain someone if I expect to be in the area – but I’m 38 and I’ve thankfully never needed one but never really thought about it much either outside of stuff like this.

            Maybe Ms. Flashman can put out an article with some more thoughts on this sort of thing for us ignorami…

          2. Admittedly…being a servicemember – as long as I was active, I would probably call JAG first thing no matter what – but as a reservist, I only get “benefits” (including JAG as far as I can tell) when I’m on orders or drill weekends, etc.

          3. slumbrew

            AFAIK, “retainer” is for someone who needs semi-regular legal work. You can just have a guy whose business card you keep handy who you can call. If they’re not otherwise swamped they’ll take your business.

        2. Sean

          Excellent question and I have no idea.

  48. Good discussion on the opioid epidemic – nice to hear some details/context behind all the garbage scare stories we’ve been seeing.

    https://www.nationalreview.com/podcasts/the-remnant-with-jonah-goldberg/episode-93-confronting-the-opioid-crisis/