Tuesday Morning Links

 

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it always is!

 

Key figure in Mueller report described as having connections to Russian intelligence is a State Department intel source.

 

DOJ review of Trump surveillance is “broad in scope and multifaceted”.

 

The beatings will continue until morale improves.  It was a good run YouTube, time to move on.

 

Amash resigns from House Freedom Caucus.

 

Connecticut restaurant closed after fluid from decomposing body leaks from upstairs apartment.

 

Pence defends refusal to allow embassies to mindlessly social signal.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

Comments

612 responses to “Tuesday Morning Links”

  1. Fourscore

    Morning Banjos

    I reached another milestone today. Ol’ Fourscore is fourscore plus 2. These days my bucket list has only one item left on it and that’s to wake up in the morning.

    I am grateful for this site and the founders that have done such an excellent job in making my mornings brighter. I am happy to have all you Glibs to count as friends. Even as the body reacts differently than it did a few years ago at least the mind is still +/- 2 SDs . Its a Great Day in my neighborhood!

    1. AlexinCT

      Happy four score plus two homey.

    2. Tonio

      Happy birthday, geezer.

    3. You win the old man award. ::shakes fist at clouds::

    4. Tundra

      Happy birthday, my friend! I hope it’s a great day!

    5. Florida Man

      You’re doing yeoman’s work of not dying. Keep it up.

      1. Fourscore

        Thanks fellers, its already been a great day and now its time for the oatmeal.

    6. blackjack

      When I hear “bucket list” and “+2” at the same time, I think of something else.

      1. blackjack

        BTW, Happy b-day to you.

    7. Festus

      Happy Birthday and many happy returns!

    8. Count Potato

      HBD!

    9. ChipsnSalsa

      Happy Birthday. Have a great day not be gainfully employed!

    10. Lachowsky

      Happy Birthday, old man.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        That guy is too much.

        1. AlexinCT

          I am sure I will never break 60 at the rate I am going, but that guy sure knows how to work it.

      2. Florida Man

        At first I thought “how sad. He has dementia”, then I remembered I stopped remembering how old I was after 35.

        1. Not Adahn

          I used to know how old I was because of needing a driver’s licence, then cigs, porn, alcohol, etc. But when I moved in into the frat house and had access to alcohol, I completely lost track of my age. I have to do the calculation now.

        2. pan fried wylie

          I also started having to calculate my age sometime after 30.

    11. Rufus the Monocled

      Best wishes!

    12. Sean

      Happy Birthday!

    13. Brett L

      That’s a pretty good list! Happy boithday!

    14. straffinrun

      Happy Birthday.

    15. PieInTheSky

      Happy birthday

    16. Not Adahn

      Happy Birthday!

      I’ll buy you a new belt onion.

    17. Happy birthday!

    18. Semi-Spartan Dad

      Happy birthday Fourscore

    19. Rhywun

      I guess I’ll pile on. Happy &c.

    20. Don Escaped Texas

      Glibs to count as friends

      YMMV
      keep up the good fight !

    21. ChipsnSalsa

      Do we have an old man glib birthday gif?

      1. Fourscore

        Thanks, I’m appreciative of the good wishes,

        (wipes a little dust from my eyes).

        Now you can turn up the volume on the heavy metal stuff, since I can’t hear it (very well) anyway. There are some benefits of the passage of time.

        1. Professional Beach Bum

          Happy birthday young man! 82nd All The Way! Aiborne!

          1. Fourscore

            Fort Campbell ain’t bad, make them Eagles Scream.

            Back in ancient history I went to school at Bragg, to the Advisor’s Course, as a prelude to a tropical vacation.

            I also was at Benning scheduled for Airborne when my orders were changed to go off to Signal School. I have always wondered if I could/would have jumped out of a plane.

          2. Ozymandias

            There is nothing either manly or wise about jumping out of perfectly functioning aircraft, good sir. (A SgtMaj once told me he never wanted to see a set of jump wings over aviator wings. “It makes me think you don’t really believe in what you’re doing, sir,” he said deadpan.

            Congratulations, Sir, and thank you for your service. Glad you’re here… Happy + 2.

    22. AlmightyJB

      Happy Birthday!

    23. Jarflax

      Happy Birthday, and a first.

    24. Banjos

      Mornin’, Happy Birthday! people born in the summer months are generally superior beings.

    25. Democratic Hitler

      Happy birthday Four(pointone)score!

    26. wdalasio

      Happy Birthday! And best of luck reaching eight score plus four.

    27. mindyourbusiness

      Hava Happy, Fourscore!

    28. slumbrew

      Happy birthday! Gemini’s unite!

    29. Fatty Bolger

      Happy Birthday!

    30. BEAM’s not a team player

      Always late to the party here on the Wet Coast. It’s barely 7 AM and everybody and their dog’s already wished you a happy happy. Well, me and my dog wanna wish you the same as well. Enjoy your day!

    31. A Leap at the Wheel

      Happy Birthday!!

    32. blighted_non_millenial

      Happy Birthday!

    33. bacon-magic

      Happy Birthday!

  2. AlexinCT

    DOJ review of Trump surveillance is “broad in scope and multifaceted”.

    That proggie code for “The Obama administration’s weaponized three letter agencies constantly broke or circumvented the law to help the democrats rig shit and take down political enemies?

  3. Rebel Scum

    Amash resigns from House Freedom Caucus.

    Seems appropriate.

    1. AlexinCT

      Because he is not really for freedom when his priority is his own foreign investments over the fact that there is a political party and a weaponized deep state trying to run a coup he went along with?

      1. blackjack

        Anyone seeking prison or removal from office of Trump is either mendacious in the extreme or hockey helmet retard.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Yeah we’ll, Amash isn’t stupid (although he seriously overplayed a weak hand here).

          1. Private Chipperbot

            My guess is that he’s terrified of losing his seat in the next election more than anything. Michigan is a weird state that usually votes D for national elections and R for local. It flipped in 2016. The west side is generally more conservative, but everyone and their uncle is moving to GR so it’s probably getting more lib than it used to be.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            If the electorate leaves you politically, then just quit already.

            Desperate attempts to cling to office at the expense of your principles are pathetic.

          3. Atanarjuat

            This. It’s not like he’s unemployable.

          4. robc

            Exactly. He could have kept his principles and been the LP prez nominee.

            Of course, having principles and the current LP don’t go together too good.

          5. DrOtto

            I think they call it mollifying the base.

          6. pan fried wylie

            It’s not like he’s unemployable.

            Something something top flight career something something service industry.

          7. DrOtto

            Ted is going to have a field day with that apostrophe.

          8. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Ill live…

        2. robc

          I figure about 40 presidents, give or take, needed to be impeached, Trump is surely on the list.

          That isn’t the problem. The reason he wants it done is the problem.

      2. Drake

        Running around like a self-aggrandizing jack-ass totally missing the point of the Freedom Caucus – not a exactly what the caucus is looking for.

      3. creech

        Don;’t know Amash, so can’t decide if his action is self-aggrandizing or a profile in courage. To libertarians, just about every president has done something impeachable (not following their constitutional oath, for example). In a country split 50/50, it would be unwise to impeach Trump, just as it was unwise to impeach Clinton.

    2. Democratic Hitler

      I’ve honestly been perplexed by the turn Amash has taken. Not that I follow him particularly closely, but he’s seemed like a pretty low-bullshit libertarian-*ish* figure until his sudden announcement – on twitter? – of his position wrt impeachment. Even then I was inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt and let him explain his position, but the explanations I saw from him were consistently lacking in detail about what exactly he thought Trump should be impeached for. At this point I’m still just shrugging my shoulders and making WTF? hand gestures.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Vince got him to do a heel-turn, but he didn’t have the chops to pull it off.

    3. The Last American Hero

      Has anyone asked him where the articles of impeachment were during president drone strike’s tenure? What about president NSA domestic spying? Because that seems a lot worse than talking about exercising your rights as president but not actually following through.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Look, no on *likes* flying murder robots, but we can play ball with someone who loves them. But an orange spray tan?? Sir, have you no decency!!

    4. bacon-magic

      1 week countdown to his presidential run announcement.

  4. >>Connecticut Thai restaurant is closed after ‘reddish-brown fluids’ from a decomposing body leak through the floor of an upstairs apartment

    It’s Thai food – who would notice?

    1. AlexinCT

      Was the “body” an animal or human body? And if animal, was it one of those we normally eat or one of those that are pets? That shit matters.

      1. Count Potato

        “An officer entered the second-floor apartment above the restaurant at 199 Broad Street through an unlocked back window and found the deceased tenant’s body in bed.

        He appeared to have been dead for several days and had started to decompose.”

        1. AlexinCT

          That some sort of pickling process? You know you hang up dead animals to “cure”, so someone might have been curing this, erm, body…

        2. mindyourbusiness

          This usually happens to composers after they die…

    2. blackjack

      Add some chili and call it good?

    3. straffinrun

      Must be growing some kind of ability to empathize because I felt sorry for the restaurant. Looks like a nice little joint and they’re gonna get fucked.

      1. Rhywun

        Yeah, that’s a nuke-it-from-orbit kind of thing right there.

        1. Not Adahn

          One of our glib law-dogs will have to let us know if failure to keep rotting bodies out of a rental space is negligence by the landlords or no.

          1. straffinrun

            It’s too bad Gordon Ramsey didn’t find it first. Would’ve made one helluva Kitchen Nightmares episode.

          2. AlexinCT

            Would he have called the corpse a donkey?

          3. pan fried wylie

            First episode where he actually walks away.

  5. ChipsnSalsa

    Key figure in Mueller report described as having connections to Russian intelligence is a State Department intel source.

    I need to get my shocked face on Amazon subscription. I keep wearing it out.

    1. AlexinCT

      Most of the nefarious Russians in the Mueller report worked for US or friendly intel, or worse, for/with the Clintons. But Mueller could only be bothered to manipulate the facts, leave out exculpatory information, or bury the Clinton/Obama/weaponized US 3 letter agency connections, so the thing read like a spy novel with the most mendacious spying ring not being exposed so they could pretend orange man was an enemy of the very country Obama successfully changed into a banana republic.

  6. AlexinCT

    What has this world come to when hitting the mini-bar while on vacation is gonna cost you your life?

    Is this some sick fuck killing people, or some asshat drinking half the booze out of the bottle and refilling it with liquid alcohol? Or is it too much roofies?

    1. PieInTheSky

      Maybe its the price?

      1. Suthenboy

        I see you have hit the mini-bar before.

    2. Private Chipperbot

      With the gov’t there doing the whole Sgt Schultz thing, I’m guessing someone is happily poisoning Americans.

      1. Suthenboy

        Bingo. They have a cereal killer and the govt spokesidiot is claiming natural causes/coincidence. Not smart.
        Someone is doing it deliberately and someone, somewhere knows who it is or has suspicions who it might be. Cops need to burn some old fashioned shoe leather and the person will be caught.

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          there’s Wheaties in the mini-bar ?

        2. AlexinCT

          Bingo. They have a cereal killer and the govt spokesidiot is claiming natural causes/coincidence.

          When your entire economy is based on tourism, admitting you have a serial killer out there is bad for business. Have you people not seen OMWC’s favorite movie Jaws? The same sort of thing happened there plus a rubber shark to make it even more awesome!

        3. Back in the day I could kill a whole box of Golden Grahams. But man that toilet was never the same.

    3. Annoyed Nomad

      In Punta Cana many of the resorts are “all inclusive” and they include alcohol in your room. When I went down there, there were 3-4 alcohol dispensers mounted on the wall, probably refilled with cheap liquor. It would be easy to add something to poison tourists. Or it could be the cheap liquor they bought was basically poison.

  7. Private Chipperbot

    So is Youtube now curating content when they rank searches based on their preferences? I just don’t understand why they don’t say, publish what you want as long as it isn’t inciting violence, X rated sex, etc. and we’ll let the market decide what is and isn’t popular.

    1. AlexinCT

      I don’t know, but maybe their lawyers told them being honest about their real intentions – only allowing content that makes team blue look good and team red bad – might result in problems?

      1. Festus

        Some of the folks that I follow have seen their new subs just fall off a cliff in the last few months. Notifications aren’t going through and relegation seems to be rampant. It’s the same bullshit that Google has been pulling.

        1. Count Potato

          Same company.

    2. PieInTheSky

      I really hope more creators mirror to other sites… but the apolitical content ones don’t care or even support this shit behind the scenes. I just wish i knew who they were to unsubscribe.

      1. AlexinCT

        The political class will make sure that entities like Google, Amazon, YouTube, Facebook, Microsoft, and Apple’s monopolies remain protected, and no startup, especially one from the other side, stands a chance. They learned their lesson from Fox News. Mendacious as that entity is, it has been a thorn in their side because it was one of the main reason that the team blue operatives with bylines lost control of the narrative the unwashed masses were allowed to hear.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Was. Roger Ailes was getting removed even before he croaked. The current direction is even more ho hum middle. I expect it will continue leftward while at the same time being decried as an example of a right wing extremist media outlet.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Amash should be vilified for thinking Twatter is an appropriate venue for anything resembling serious thought.

    1. Meh. He uses the Book of Faces too.

      1. Not Adahn

        That is not mitigation for his twitsins.

      2. Festus

        Ah. The hand-held guide to extramarital affairs! Or so Wifey would term it when I was on it. “All those women are too damn friendly!” Needless to say, Festus don’t use Facestalk no mo.

  9. Rufus the Monocled

    Google CEO Sundar Pichai defended YouTube’s censorship practices in a recent interview following the latest round of content creator demonetization and bannings caused by leftist outlet Vox.

    And that’s that. Go eat a bag of dicks you piece of shit Pichai. In the end, they’re all just faux-righteous punks in suits with money. That’s all these little shit stain tyrants really are.

    Bitchute it is indeed.

    1. AlexinCT

      When your monopoly depends on the people in government passing laws that protect it, you will be forced to play the game by their rules Rufus. And that’s what people seem to be missing today. Team blue was once the party of the working little guys, and, at least in their words, was against these monopolies of the wealthy, accusing team red of being the party of the rich (millionaires). Today team blue is the party of the multi-billionaires protecting their monopolies and those that vote for a living.

      If anyone wants to argue whether fascism or communism won the fight, the answer is fascism did. Today we have governments that collude with some of the chose ultra rich to create monopolies that keep out the rabble (picking winners & losers). Sure we don’t need to kill or imprison political enemies anymore like the old days, because now these fascists just use the courts and the law to destroy their enemies financially.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        You’re right, even the Chinese communists are fascists nowadays.

        1. AlexinCT

          Absolutely. The fascist model of collectivism is one that allows the government to control everything, and as a bonus, have the avenue to then blame the private sector when they fuck shit up. Communism, by its very nature, doesn’t allow the inept fucks that always run things to blame others with ease. Who but a marxist cunt ever bought into the oft told excuse/lie that old time Soviet style communism failed because the wrong people were in charge or the capitalists undermined it, instead of the fact that as a philosophy -politically and economically – it is about one of the most stupid and evil things ever invented by humanity? When our political betters realized the new brand of soft fascism allowed them to just use the state’s own legal system to bankrupt and destroy their enemies, they all embraced it wholeheartedly. And whenever shit goes wrong you blame capitalism! Most people are not smart enough to realize we have not had capitalism of any kind since the collectivists redefined things.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Also-

    Happy B-day, fourscore. Keep pedaling.

  11. Festus

    Mornin’ Banjos! “Ballroom Blitz” was a staple of our elementary school dances before you were a glint in your Dad’s eye! Girls on one side of the gym, boys on the other. Awkward, sweaty times… Thanks for that!

    1. blackjack

      It’s like lightning!

      1. Festus

        “And we all started Groooooving!”

    2. Rhywun

      The only dancing I remember in elementary school was square dancing.

      1. Not Adahn

        +1 Cotton-Eye’d Joe (cross, kick! back-two-three)

      2. Festus

        Oh we did that too. In Junior High we had Disco. I could probly still do the first bars of The Hustle if you plied me with enough alcohol. Back in elementary school we called those dances “Sock-Hops” and everyone wore an onion on their belt.

        1. AlexinCT

          Wait, I think I saw this movie… You lived in some repressive portestant town and it took some outsider kid to come in and save you all through the power of the dance? Or is this the one where the chick sits on a chair in leotards during a dance audition and pours water on herself? I get those confused…

    3. Banjos

      Mornin’

  12. Tundra

    Hi Banjos!

    Sweet song!

    1. Banjos

      Mornin’

  13. Private Chipperbot

    Morning music. New stuff from the Black Keys. I like their stuff, and I really, really like this Eagle Birds. In fact, the song is too damn short.

    1. Sean

      I’m a fan of the Black Keys too.

      1. Festus

        My youngest girl has been a fan for years.

    2. The Last American Hero

      They’re the ones with the nerdy guy that sweats all over his drumset, right?

    3. I’m Here To Help

      My wife was in one of their music videos. She said they were pretty good guys as well.

  14. Lachowsky

    https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/sport/m-basebl/

    In case you missed it. Pigs are headed back to Baum Stadium-North.

    1. No, no! You are supposed to say “My internet is out, does anyone have the Arkansas score?”

      1. Festus

        My internet was actually out all day yesterday. Some schmoe knocked over a pole and cut the feed for the northern part of the province. I felt naked and afraid and then I got some yard work done before my shift.

        1. ChipsnSalsa

          We, in America, are all have that feeling everyday with net neutrality gone.

          1. Festus

            Still don’t know the Cal score.

  15. Rufus the Monocled

    I agree with Pence.

    That jerk off Justin did that here. It’s mindless bull shit and it’s NOT an OFFICIAL flag.

    1. Count Potato

      “NBC News first reported last week that the Trump administration had rejected requests from at least four U.S. embassies to fly rainbow pride flags during the month of June. Israel, Germany, Brazil and Latvia were among the countries that reportedly received denials.”

      Do you know who else wanted to fly flags in Germany?

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Teutonic Knights?

      2. Joachim Löw?

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Shnott Goo is the secret ingredient!

      3. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Stalin?

      4. straffinrun

        Nein.

      5. Suthenboy

        Us?

    2. AlexinCT

      You talking about the Justin Bieber vs. Tom Cruise idiot fight? I had no idea Pence decided to take that up.

    3. Rhywun

      Yep, and it’s ridiculous this is even an “issue”. It’s almost like certain embassy officials wanted to make it one on purpose.

    4. Festus

      Whenever I hear him speak I get a visceral reaction. It’s like “Ugh, this guy!” and then I want to leave the room but then I realize that the room is my country and this dip-shit is going to win again. Then I smolder.

      1. The Last American Hero

        That’s been the case since 1992.

  16. Rebel Scum

    The emails also show how misleading, by omission, the Mueller report’s public portrayal of Kilimnik turns out to be.

    Well sure, but he had to in order to save us from Der Drumpfenfuhrer.

    But do you know who else had a Ukrainian connection?

    1. AlexinCT

      The fact that we now are on revelation 15 or twenty something about how much manipulation of the facts or creating the illusion of guilt by omitting exculpatory evidence that shitshow report contains, with a ton more sure to come, worries me. How can people still think this thing deserves to be taken seriously? How can people not see this is not about any crime but an attempt at a coup? I guess it is mostly people looking to add a veneer of legitimacy to their coup attempt and nothing else.

      1. How is the FISA court not losing their shit over this? Who knows, maybe they are, but we can’t know about it. Not sure what their options are re the executive branch.

        1. Suthenboy

          A) We don’t know that they aren’t

          B) We have no reason to not suspect they are fully onboard

          C) This is why you can’t have secret courts in a free country

          1. AlexinCT

            Seriously, I would expect FISA court judges to demand those culpable in pulling this fast and loose shit be held accountable because it impugned the very system they have been put in charge of, but so far nary a peep…. I guess they have accepted the banana republic system too.

        2. The Last American Hero

          Their job is to rubberstamp bullshit. Why would the guy at the DMV care that someone got a fake ID using a forged documentation? His job is to make sure somebody presented him with stuff that looked legit and stamp the fucking paperwork.

    2. SDF-7

      Kermitski da Frog?

    3. Modeling Agencies?

      1. Festus

        The Schmengmi Brothers?

    4. Atanarjuat

      This 2nd generation circus clown/immigrant at my workplace?

      1. Atanarjuat

        *maybe more than 2nd generation. I can’t really understand the guy.

        1. ElspethFlashman

          I have a few Bosnian clients. Sometimes the parents call to give me “advice” on how to run the son’s case. . . it’s like I need a translator when that happens.

          1. Brett L

            “WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU! SOME IDIOT MUST BE RUNNING THE MICROWAVE NEXT DOOR!”

    5. R C Dean

      Dr. Groovus Maximus?

  17. Lachowsky

    “Attorney General William Barr’s review of surveillance against the Trump campaign is “broad in scope and multifaceted,” a Justice Department official told Congress on Monday.”

    Its gonna be the same old song and dance it has always been.

    “We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing. Procedures were followed. Blah, blah, blah.

    No one will ever be held accountable for anything and the spying will continue as it always has.

          1. Festus

            My first thought.

          2. Chafed

            Thank you. That’s what I was expecting.

      1. Rhywun

        One of my Saturday morning favorites

    1. Donation Not Taxation

      I could be wrong, but I understand that Attorney General Barr appointed John Durham to investigate Mueller and that Durham is not a fan of Robert Mueller. This is not definitive, but it may or may not be a sign that the investigation of the investigation will not be a typical coverup.

    2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      Broad in scope and multifaceted is how HM likes his women.

  18. Amash hacker: would.

    1. Hacker? HECKLER. Fucking autocorrect.

    1. Moms Demand Action… it’s not possible for me to hear that and not chuckle. Who came up with that and moreover, who approved it?

      If I had the money and the knowhow, I would make a porn parody called MILFs Demand Action.

      In fact, maybe it could be a Glibs team effort. Some of you have got to know how to make a movie; of course no one here could be on screen talent, especially since TANLW.

      Think about it.

      1. Count Potato

        TANLW?

        1. There are no libertarian women.

        2. Pope Jimbo

          There ain’t no libertarian women?

        3. Not Adahn

          Shortened version of TINSTAALW.

      2. Tonio

        [Furiously starts typing-up “treatment.”]

        1. AlexinCT

          HAH HAH HAH!

      3. pan fried wylie

        What does movie making have to do with porn?

    2. PieInTheSky

      Yeah ol Amber needs to really up the social signaling these days.

      1. Festus

        I think she’s incredibly beautiful, much like a Siberian Tiger or a view of the Earth from space without a suit.

        1. There’s a waitress at the local watering hole who looks a lot like her – but even better.

    3. B.P.

      I seriously don’t know a single one of the scarecrows shown in the photographs.

      1. pan fried wylie

        This is why your grain yields never meet projections.

  19. Rebel Scum

    “[I]t is of great importance to the Department to protect classified information by preventing the unwarranted disclosure of sensitive sources, methods, techniques and materials where such disclosure would endanger the personal safety of U.S. government employees or friendly foreign partners, harm U.S. national security interests, or compromise the ability of U.S. government agencies to conduct their important work to protect the American people,” Boyd wrote Nadler.

    “I hold you in contempt for attempting to follow federal law!” – Nadler

    1. AlexinCT

      WE WANT OUR CIRCUS FOLLOWED BY A COUP!

    2. mindyourbusiness

      Yeah, Nads is pretty much the definition of a party hack, isn’t he?

  20. Pope Jimbo

    Nothing to see here. Omar spokesman says her tax filings were completely legal.

    Minnesota U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s campaign says her tax filings are “fully compliant” with law, after questions were raised about an alleged joint tax filing with her husband while they weren’t legally married.

    A+ for brazenness. This isn’t some esoteric wrinkle in tax law that she is accused of running afoul of. The fact that MPR and a few local stations are starting to talk about this is bad news for Omar.

    Her supporters are going to have to do some impressive mental gymnastics to come up with a reason why it was totes OK for her to file jointly with a guy she wasn’t married to.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      Omar and Hirsi reunited in 2011, but at the time, Omar hadn’t legally divorced Elmi or married Hirsi, instead doing those ceremonies in their Muslim faith tradition. Omar legally divorced Elmi in 2017 and married Hirsi in 2018.

      It is interesting that her divorce was performed in the “Muslim faith tradition” instead of in a legal court. If I ran ICE, I’d sure be interested in that. It sounds like she was doing her very best to keep her first husband legally in the clear to come to the US. I wonder if there are any laws that might have been broken by not reporting to ICE that her ex was no longer legally eligible to live here?

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Man, I’d send ICE money if they’d do something.

  21. Donation Not Taxation

    Hi, Banjos. Happy birthday, Fourscore. To put into content “Key figure in Mueller report described as having connections to Russian intelligence is a State Department intel source.,” if you have not read it already, I recommend Banjos’ https://glibertarians.com/2019/06/spygate-a-summary-of-events/ “Was the ‘body’ an animal or human body? And if animal, was it one of those we normally eat or one of those that are pets?” Enacted the labor for you. Banjos’ link leads to an article which itself contains a link that leads to a second article that explains male ex-human preliminary natural causes. And really…no Glib comment yet about those Biden/Obama “bromance” pictures or about males their ages exchanging friendship bracelets?

    1. Pope Jimbo

      no Glib comment yet about those Biden/Obama “bromance” pictures or about males their ages exchanging friendship bracelets?

      What are they supposed to exchange? Friendship cock rings?

      1. Long protein strings.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          Don’t you have to eat a special diet for something like that?

          1. Lots of celery, l-arginine and lecithin.

          2. Pope Jimbo

            Stalk for the Cock

            Got it.

          3. Not Adahn

            I thought nitrates were anti-aphrodesiac?

          4. We’re just talkin’ increased volume here. Plenty of other stuff to add in to hit the other necessary high notes.

          5. AlexinCT

            And pineapple or asparagus for special flavoring?

          6. Count Potato

            Have you seen the price of celery lately?

      2. Tonio

        [golf clap for “friendship cock rings”]

        1. Pope Jimbo

          The only problem with them, is that your wife ends up with your buddies name stamped in her ass (in reverse) after a good pounding.

          1. invisible finger

            Might make ballistics a more interesting job.

      3. Donation Not Taxation

        According to Nephilium, the correct answer is beer. glibertarians.com/2017/12/glibertarian-inaugural-beer-it-forward/ https://glibertarians.com/2018/07/bif-not-just-a-guy-from-back-to-the-future/ https://glibertarians.com/2019/05/spring-bif-2019/

      4. Festus

        “As one does”.

  22. PieInTheSky

    So Durant seems to have a torn Achilles. Bad timing… Now endless discussions on whether the warriors made him play or it was his decision.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      I don’t think it is a complete tear. If it was, the nation could have gagged a bit as they watched his calf muscle roll up in slo-mo.

      It is enough to almost make me feel sort of bad for Durant. He finally comes back and gets a new injury. How will he ever lead the Knicks to glory now?

      1. straffinrun

        It must’ve been connected to the old injury. Same lower part of the same leg.

      2. PieInTheSky

        It may not be… probably find out tomorrow,

      3. Fourscore

        ‘Mikan was slowed by a broken ankle in that series.’

        https://www.celtic-nation.com/blog/2018/12/09/the-arnie-risen-interview/

        The way BB used to be played

    2. straffinrun

      On the play he injured it on, he didn’t move that strenuously at all. Just a normal side step. That tells me he was no where near ready to come back and the medical team should’ve known that.

      1. PieInTheSky

        Yeah but it is the finals… and those efficient 11 point may have won the game

        1. straffinrun

          Did you see the Warriors exec bawling as he talked about it after the game? He knew he just potentially cost KD bucket loads of cash. He did look great in those 11 or 12 minutes.

          1. PieInTheSky

            Eh I think his game is not so athleticism-focus as some others can survive a tear… He still has a year player option to recover. And he may be back almost 100%.\

            The warriors may give him the max anyway. Or like the Knicks.

          2. straffinrun

            You never know. The team isn’t going to tell us unless it’s minor. Still, once 7 footers start getting injury problems, it raises red flags. I never liked him going to GS anyways, so I don’t really care.

      2. The Last American Hero

        Maybe they did, but these guys have the eye of the tiger and they are looking for any excuse to play in the finals, consequences be damned. If he wasn’t ready to go, he could have held himself out.

    3. So, local sports radio had a guy call in who claimed to have an inside scoop. The alleged story is that the original injury was, in fact, an Achilles strain. Team docs didn’t clear him per se but basically said he’d fully recover assuming he took the time to do rehab. KD wanted to get in the game, was hearing more or less what he wanted to hear about his recovery status, and what it came down to was a failure of team docs and management to save him from himself.

      I don’t know how true that is, of course. Interesting theory, though.

      1. Brett L

        Its a tough thing, but if you don’t want to play hurt in the NBA Finals with your team facing elimination, no matter how many rings you have already, I don’t want you on my team. KD knew he could go from hurt to injured if he played. Better to get injured trying than have to look at yourself in the mirror and wonder.

  23. Count Potato

    “From @PaulKrugman: This tweet raises two immediate questions:

    1. Why, like so many Trump tweets, does it read like a bad translation from the original Russian?

    2. What the heck is he talking about?”

    https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/1137739162222759936

    Still with the Russia nonsense?

    1. Rhywun

      What the heck is he talking about?

      Gee Paulie, maybe do your fucking job and find out, instead of spreading BS FUD?

      1. Democratic Hitler

        Spreading BS FUD is in fact his job.

    2. AlexinCT

      I think Alinsky pointed out that once you told a certainly lie for effect and to reach an outcome, you stuck with it to the bitter end. Otherwise people might catch on and you might lose the power to shape what the unwashed masses actually believe regardless of the facts…

    3. Rebel Scum

      i think he meant to write : “our great comrade patriot farmers.”

      Because Trump is the communist…

  24. PieInTheSky

    Truckload of bees overturns, closing Bozeman intersection

    https://nbcmontana.com/news/local/truckload-of-bees-overturns-closing-bozeman-intersection

    I saw about this on a Romanian enw site and was very puzzled as to why is this news in Romania…. apparently 18000 pounds of them. so i dunno BEEEES

    1. Rhywun

      Everything that happens in the world is news everywhere now. It is a bit exhausting.

      1. This is why I only read the local county newspaper. It’s just a handful of part time writers going to local events and covering them.

    2. ElspethFlashman
    3. DOOMco

      I hope Michael is safe.

    4. Fourscore

      As soon as I find my veil I’m on my way to help

      (Stops by to pick up Suthen and all the volunteers)

    5. Do you routinely see nine tons of bees on the interstate err… whatever passes for a long distance roadway east of the iron curtain?

    6. The Last American Hero

      Fake news. The bees died from climate change in 2013.

  25. The requisite 30 minutes have elapsed, it is now time for Titty Tuesday!

    http://archive.li/QEkUT

    1. Festus

      Archives! Yay! It’s like when we were little and the wind would blow just the right way so that we could watch The Flintstones on the old black and white.

      1. The archives work better than the chives because they don’t have the obnoxious anti-adblock mess.

    2. Count Potato

      #1

    3. #4. #14 for, well, obvious reasons.

    4. Professional Beach Bum

      2, 22, 32. Me no like silicon “enhancements”. Says the guy covered in tattoos.

  26. Nephilium

    Good morning all. Traveling and the hotel restaurant had on CNN this morning. Top headline: “Biden to Eviscerate Trump Today in Iowa Speech”. I think they’re going to need a bigger tank.

    1. invisible finger

      Funny how hotels still think CNN is some TV channel they can put on so as not to offend anybody.

      1. AlexinCT

        When not towing the lion results in progressives trying to destroy your business for hurting their feelings, can you blame these cowardly entities?

  27. Donation Not Taxation

    From chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-met-chicago-cop-fired-sexual-favors-20190520-story.html :
    “Alexander was placed on paid desk duty in June 2012, the month after the girl’s mother notified authorities, yet it wasn’t until August 2018 that the disciplinary charges were brought before the Police Board. Alexander was then suspended without pay. As a result, Alexander was on paid desk duty for nearly half of his almost 13 years with the department. Records show he was paid about $87,000 a year most recently.” Skipping forward to the ‘news’ part why CT published this on May 28, 2019: “The Chicago Police Board voted 9-0 to dismiss Officer Darius Alexander while sharply criticizing the Police Department for its delay of more than six years in bringing the disciplinary charges.” Charges that were brought before the board the previous August. h/t Charles Oliver @ TOS

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Her supporters are going to have to do some impressive mental gymnastics to come up with a reason why it was totes OK for her to file jointly with a guy she wasn’t married to.

    You and your narrowminded nitpicking. We must expand our understanding of the intricacies of love. You’re just a socon bigot, like Pence.

    1. Not Adahn

      He’s using a white colonialist understanding of tax law.

      1. pan fried wylie

        It’s white colonialists fault that nobody but white colonialists can understand white colonial tax law.

        Shitlord.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Truckload of bees overturns, closing Bozeman intersection

    Fake news. Trump killed all the bees.

    1. Climate change was the proximate cause, working under Trump’s orders.

  30. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Is this the broad that supposedly married her brother? I think her supporters will be able to handle the mental gymnastics with no problem.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      Yes. Same gal.

      There has been some decent reporting that showed that while she was “married” to the mystery man, the guy who had children with her (and is the current legal husband) was living at the same address as the “couple”.

      Any decent reporter should be able to go to whatever mosque she and her paramours used for all these Muslim faith ceremonies and ask to see the register to find out if there were any ceremonies at all.

      Or press her on exactly who the mystery husband was. Where did they meet, where is he now?

      Give Mueller another $20M and see what he can come up with.

      1. Festus

        *insert I’m too old for this shit GIF*

      2. Fourscore

        I miss Toni Tennille-Oh, that was “Muskrat Love” , not Muslin Love. Sorry

  31. Rebel Scum

    It’s also a hard societal problem because we need better frameworks around what is hate speech, what’s not, and how do we as a company make those decisions at scale, and get it right without making mistakes.

    “We need to make sure we can control the narrative and, in turn, control people.”

    1. Progs really are that stupid. They can’t possibly conceive how the constantly shifting goalposts will eventually turn on them and their hobby horses will start getting censored and/or banned.

      Today me, tomorrow you.

      1. AlexinCT

        You assume that they see the constantly shifting/moving goal posts as a detriment of any kind. In fact, I think they see it as a bonus and must have to keep the shitshow rolling. When your entire argument is predicated on setting up arbitrary standards to be used to go after the other guy, having a solidly defined set of criteria that can apply to your people as well, is a clear negative. An ever mutating set of criteria however, can always be mutated to give your people a pass while demanding accountability from your political enemies. This is about having a double standard, being able to project, and using a false narrative to take down the opposition. It was and never will eb about any sorts of real principles.

    2. Rhywun

      we need better frameworks around what is hate speech, what’s not

      It’s a made-up “crime” developed in order to punish people for their thoughts. There is no “framework” – it’s entirely political.

      1. Exactly. Here’s how you cut this particular Gordian knot: eliminate “hate speech” as a legal concept.

        1. Rhywun

          But I’m enjoying muppets like him talking in circles trying to pretend there is some internal logic to it.

  32. Drake

    Bitchute didn’t disappoint!

    A video of a black people brawling accompanied by dancing anime all set to “Africa”. Johnny Rebel sings – “If I Could Be A Nigger For A Day”. And Owen Benjamin

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      They’re a good platform and they’re going to be edgy because they receive the content that isn’t allowed elsewhere. Any truly free speech platform is going to be offensive as hell.

      1. Drake

        Yes – Hopefully it won’t come to define the place, but by leaving that stuff up, you know they mean it.

      2. straffinrun

        If YouTube keeps pushing Google’s agenda, it’s going to be as offensive as Bitchute. Just in a different way.

  33. My life in sex: the woman who cries during sex

    It first happened two years ago. I was having sex with my boyfriend in the doggy position and something suddenly felt different – as if a more internal sensation was being stimulated.

    My insides felt like the roof of my mouth, but warmer and spongier. Suddenly, tears started rolling down my face.

    Since then, this experience has been repeated while I was on top while leaning back and also while we were in a modified missionary position, with my legs over his shoulders.

    At first, I was embarrassed to the point where I would snap myself out of it and wipe away my tears quickly, so I wouldn’t make things awkward between us.

    However, the more it occurred, the more willing I was to let my emotions show and be upfront with my boyfriend about the sudden tearful outbursts. Luckily, he finds it funny.

    1. “I was having sex with my boyfriend in the doggy position and something suddenly felt different – as if a more internal sensation was being stimulated”

      That was just him “accidentally” putting it in your ass. You’ll get used to it.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        I thought it was just him tagging in his buddy who had been hiding under the bed. That is what a big cock feels like sweetie.

        1. *dawns on the woman why her boyfriend insists on her wearing a blindfold every time*

        2. AlexinCT

          You ever do a Houdini your holiness?

          That’s when you have doggie style sex with your woman, while making her look at a window, and you quickly & quietly switch with a buddy and then run outside to wave at her…

          1. My wife hates that one simple trick!

          2. Old Man With Candy

            I dunno, she seemed fine with it when it was me.

    2. Not Adahn

      I consider anything beyond a brief shudder to be an ego boost. Uncontrollable sobbing, grand mal seizure, incontinence, it’s all good.

      1. “incontinence”

        “…so she grabbed a handful of laxatives and headed into the orgy. The End.”

    3. THIS NOT UNUSUAL. STEVE SMITH’S SEX PARTNERS ALWAYS CRY WHEN STEVE SMITH MAKING SEXY TIMES. BY SEXY TIMES, MEAN RAPEY TIMES.

      1. AlexinCT

        Are they tears of joy?

        1. Rasilio

          For Steve Smith they are

    1. Broken Arrow! Broken Arrow!

      1. AlexinCT

        That look on her face in the pictures clearly says “putting it in this crazy is gonna cost you one of your nuts”…

      2. SugarFree

        “I don’t know what’s scarier, getting your balls squeezed so hard they bleed or that it happens so often there’s actually a term for it.”

    2. The past track record of violence against genitals definitely shifts that matrix around. Slashed tires are one thing, but attacks on the Purple Headed Warrior will not be tolerated.

    3. straffinrun

      So that’s what it takes for the woman to get arrested in a domestic violence call. Still, pretty high bar.

    4. PieInTheSky

      Not even in the ballpark of hot enough

      1. blackjack

        In the ballpark?

    5. Brett L

      Man does she have a future with the German tourists

    6. Pope Jimbo

      Next time put a little more thought into what you buy her for her birthday. She obviously wasn’t pleased with last year’s gift. (although it did turn out to be very useful)

      1. Festus

        Palate cleanse – https://youtu.be/Pu2K4eIqxd4

    7. Rebel Scum

      The report said the woman — identified as 21-year-old Katie Lee Pitchford – had become “enraged” during an argument. The alleged victim, who was not identified, reportedly told the officers that Pitchford had struck him “with her fists and scratched the left side of his face.”

      An arrest affidavit, cited by the Miami Herald, said the man’s face was bloodied and had visible bruising. The man reportedly told officers that Pitchford had grabbed him “by his b—s and squeezed them until they bled.”

      She seems nice.

      Hot/Crazy matrix

      Definitely hot, but she has that look in her eye…

      1. SugarFree

        That is a hard 21, like rolling three sevens at a craps table.

    8. Old Man With Candy

      Cacao!

  34. Flares for men are making a style comeback, but would you brave the look?

    If you keep an eye on the cyclical nature of fashion, it might not come as a surprise that the 1970s is once again a point of reference.

    At this weekend’s London Fashion Week Men’s, on the catwalk as well as on the front row, a louche feeling that evoked the Boogie Nights era was in evidence. Case in point: the high-waisted flares in vibrant check that saw Richard Biedul emerge as the best-dressed man of the week.

    These nipped-at-the-waistline, flared-at-the-calf trews are the latest drip in a slow trickle effect that’s infused the world of men’s style over the last few years.

    1. Drake

      When I was a little kid I had a couple pairs of pants like that – really hated how they felt when walking. So no.

    2. Not Adahn

      “trews”

    3. AlexinCT

      I think the answer is fucking hell no…

      1. Festus

        They were kinda handy while you waited at the bus stop. That warmth just stayed in the legs. Just got some old photos from my Aunt and yes, yes I am wearing flares. Giant flares. And tiny shirts.

        1. Rhywun

          Are we not calling them bell-bottoms any more? That’s the only term I ever heard for them back in the day.

    4. Fuck all that.

      I am ready for the tapered leg trend to go away, though. It’s annoying that I have to hunt down straight-leg trousers. Jeans not so much, but chinos in the sub $40 range seem to be marketed towards the kids, and apparently they look like midgets riding chickens because if I get a pair that fits in the hips it’s like wearing tights.

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      HAWT

  35. PieInTheSky

    So what is the libertarian position on building huge roadworks next to Stonehenge in England?

    https://twitter.com/SaveStonehenge/status/1138336685916213248

    1. Not Adahn

      It saves on paving material costs.

    2. Tundra

      It’s cool that England has all their other issues sorted.

      1. PieInTheSky

        Meh I am not a fan of saying an issue is not an issue just because there are bigger issues out there. Especially since some have nothing to do with the others…

        1. Tundra

          Ok, try this:

          This particular libertarian doesn’t give a flying fuck about Stonehenge or the huge roadworks.

          1. PieInTheSky

            Well you should have said that in the first place

          2. AlexinCT

            Cause second place is just the first loser, right Pie?

    3. Donation Not Taxation

      First, define “libertarian.”

    4. straffinrun

      Needz Zardoz head, not roadz.

    5. robc

      Near it? okay.

      Through it? Bad.

      But what about the duplicate stonehenge?

        1. robc

          No, I was making a Niven reference from Protector.

    6. I can’t speak to the libertarian position, but my personal opinion is that Stonehenge is technically public property, which means that it belongs to the people of Britain. The problem is that the British people are represented in this regard by the government of Britain, which doesn’t seem to give two shits about what the people want. Sadly, said government doesn’t allow a private party to purchase the land AFAIK, and even if they did would probably not hesitate to exercise the British equivalent of eminent domain. So, my opinion is that if it’s ultimately up to the British government to refrain from harming or destroying something that is of profound historical significance to Britain, British people, people of British descent, and really the entire world, then you better go and see it now while you still can.

    7. The Last American Hero

      Are they using the stones to hold up a bridge?

    8. Gustave Lytton

      There used to be a roadway right next to Stonehenge until it was removed. And a pedestrian tunnel from the visitors center to the stones.

    9. obligatory:

      “I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.”

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyh1Va_mYWI

      1. Sensei

        There are just too many awesome lines in that film.

    10. Donation Not Taxation

      Without getting into whether or not I count as “libertarian,” my position is they should not use taxes to do it or deficit spending “paid for” by the kind of borrowing for which the debt payments will be paid by taxes.

    11. Donation Not Taxation

      IIRC: Once upon a time, victimless crimes in Iceland were, as the cliché goes, few and far between. Instead of watching people being fed to lions or watching teams try to score points with balls, their national pastime was watching real life courtroom drama of people suing each other. Iceland’s top lawyers had their own fans. At the time, Iceland required membership in a group of usually about 10 to 30 people and required each group to themselves have membership in one or more litigation insurance co-op(s) unless the group of usually about 10 to 30 people were collectively sufficiently wealthy. If somehow this led to judgements not being paid, and if the group of usually 10 to 30 did not pay it themselves or find others who would pay it on their behalf, the adjudication had the alternative options of banishment and indentured servitude. Violating the terms of said banishment or servitude was punishable by banishment, death, servitude, or slavery.

      IIRC: Regarding roads, that government’s initial policy was no government involvement. Later, they decided that disputes involving landowners about roads was not sufficiently entertaining and in too high a quantity, so they legally required that before one road joins another road with different ownership that they have to meet certain minimum standards about deciding beforehand about certain issues and providing sufficient notice to third party/parties about what they agreed to. They also passed an unfunded mandate requiring that roads within the city limits of the national capital, Reykjavík, had to be paved with cobblestones. The cobblestones created a self-enforcing speed limit for the horses and trimmed their hooves. Eventually, Icelanders voted in favor of the national government confiscating ownership of all of Iceland’s roads based on a promise by the government to convert the roads from being optimized for horses to being optimized for horseless internal combustion engine powered vehicles. Today, Iceland has an Icelandic Road and Coastal Administration and an Icelandic Transport Authority, but Iceland still has dirt roads and gravel roads instead of all of the roads outside of the tourism/pedestrian only areas being paved with asphalt or concrete.

    12. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      #PaveStonehenge

  36. Drake

    Oberlin College doesn’t really understand how the lawsuit they are currently losing works – so they double down on stupid.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s like they want to give away a few extra million isn’t it?

      1. AlexinCT

        I actually applaud them for doubling down. I hope they triple down too. I hope they keep going until the last nail is nailed into their coffin. We really need catastrophic results to occur for these people to finally wizen up that they are not going to keep getting away with this fascist shit they do so it will stop.

        1. Jarflax

          I agree that wizening would be good in this case. Mummy Oberlin would be less trouble.

    2. BigT

      “Substantively, the email is infuriating to anyone who has followed the case. Oberlin College and Raimondo were not “held liable for the independent actions of their students.” Rather, the defendants were held liable for their own conduct in aiding and abetting the publication of libelous documents, interference with business, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Let me repeat, it was the college’s and Raimondo’s own conduct that was at issue before the jury. That the General Counsel of Oberlin College doesn’t understand that — even if she disagrees with the jury conclusion — tells me something went very wrong with the way this case was handled internally at Oberlin College.”

      The General Counsel at Oberlin was an affirmative action hire, obv.

      1. AlexinCT

        As if you have ever seen a liberal compelled to tell the truth or win an argument based on facts, logic, and reason instead of emotional and appeal to the power of identity politics. When you believe the truth is whatever you want to define it as, then the real truth never is a requirement for you to make an argument for whatever evil and horrible shit you are peddling.

    3. slumbrew

      The best part is their insurer is making noises about not providing coverage if Oberlin is liable. If the plaintiffs get the damages, that’ll end up being a nice chunk out of Oberlin’s endowment.

      (checks…)

      OK, like 4% of their endowment – i.e., a bad year by their fund managers. Still, it should sting – maybe they’ll learn something?

  37. Count Potato

    “Don’t you see how the game is played yet?

    Media today is not seeking to inform, they are seeking to destroy for political ends.

    I warned the media would become increasingly unhinged as they struggle and collapse.

    Many have warned that with 2020 coming up they will do everything they can to stop opposition rhetoric”

    https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1138094109628018688

    I think both Vox and Natural News are completely full of shit, but that doesn’t mean I want them censored.

    1. Not Adahn

      I don’t want Vox censored. Beaten about the head and neck, driven into penury, buried in an unmarked grave at a crossroads at midnight, sure. But they have the same 1A as everyone else.

    2. ChipsnSalsa

      The Bee has you covered.

      To be fair, the kid made a funny joke.

  38. Money quote: “Dear gays and lesbians: what do you think politicians do with a prop that isn’t propping anymore? They ditch it. They throw it under the bus.”

    http://phantomsoapbox.blogspot.com/2019/06/lesbians-join-white-males-under-bus.html

    1. straffinrun

      NY Post Headline: “Lesbians Eating Their Own”.

      1. PieInTheSky

        they don’t have the balls

        1. straffinrun

          Snatch my joke from me?

          1. AlexinCT

            As a lesbian trapped in a man’s body I feel you two are being fishy in your treatment of this sensitive subject…

          2. blackjack

            Face it, they got you licked. You should just clam up.

      2. Pope Jimbo

        Dem Activists No Longer Welcome Eager Beavers

    2. PieInTheSky

      Nonono only the wrong kinds of gays and lesbians. It was just a small intersectional adjustment.

      1. AlexinCT

        The sad thing is that with identity politics, which claims to want to tear down the existing pyramids of power, you have a system that replaces it with another pyramid of power that amounts mostly to a giant stack of shit. I understand meritocracies in this day and age suck to people that have no chance, but deciding to punish others by dragging them down to your level is neither cool nor good for humanity. After all, as Heinlein pointed out, “bad luck” is really only people letting their envy destroy those that bring prosperity and “good luck”…

    3. Not Adahn

      White lesbians are the white men of cis-lesbians.

    4. It’s the victimhood competition for the most free shit, a la Rand’s 20th Century Motor Company.

    5. antisthenes

      Are those politicians fascists whose political coalition includes a large, growing, violently anti-gay segment?

      Anyway, ask the Jews if you want to know where it’s heading.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    KKKorporate medicine is killing us

    It is true that health care has become corporatized to an almost unrecognizable degree. But it is also true that most clinicians remain committed to the ethics that brought them into the field in the first place. This makes the hospital an inspiring place to work.

    Increasingly, though, I’ve come to the uncomfortable realization that this ethic that I hold so dear is being cynically manipulated. By now, corporate medicine has milked just about all the “efficiency” it can out of the system. With mergers and streamlining, it has pushed the productivity numbers about as far as they can go. But one resource that seems endless — and free — is the professional ethic of medical staff members.

    This ethic holds the entire enterprise together. If doctors and nurses clocked out when their paid hours were finished, the effect on patients would be calamitous. Doctors and nurses know this, which is why they don’t shirk. The system knows it, too, and takes advantage.

    ———

    The health care system needs to be restructured to reflect the realities of patient care. From 1975 to 2010, the number of health care administrators increased 3,200 percent. There are now roughly 10 administrators for every doctor. If we converted even half of those salary lines to additional nurses and doctors, we might have enough clinical staff members to handle the work. Health care is about taking care of patients, not paperwork.

    Those at the top need to think about the ramifications of their decisions. Counting on nurses and doctors to suck it up because you know they won’t walk away from their patients is not just bad strategy. It’s bad medicine.

    Woe is me. My job is hard. Those bad old corporations want me to do more.

    Much of this is true, I’m sure, but my kneejerk response is to assume she’s pointing her finger in the wrong direction. Isn’t the electronic records mandate a government regulation? As for “shifting payrolls from administration to care” maybe she should look into that “certificate of need” thingy.

    1. PieInTheSky

      I dislike in a sense corporate medicine and “Big Pharma” and think there are a ton of problems with it, but it is still necessary and there are no better alternatives aka government. Well some actual free market may work but aint no one got time for that… The main solution is for people to be better informed and make better choices, but the people don’t care for that and want someone (aka the government) to make all things magically right without any effort on their part. It is a conundrum.

    2. AlexinCT

      Put unaccountable and petty government bureaucrats which can’t ever be held accountable in charge, cause that will really fix it!

      /fucking envious & stupid morons

    3. Rhywun

      Reads like a call for “universal health care” to me.

    4. Rasilio

      Much of it is indeed true but there is an even deeper problem…

      The health care system needs to be restructured to reflect the realities of patient care. From 1975 to 2010, the number of health care administrators increased 3,200 percent. There are now roughly 10 administrators for every doctor. If we converted even half of those salary lines to additional nurses and doctors, we might have enough clinical staff members to handle the work.

      10 administrators for every doctor, convert half of them to nursed and doctors mean somewhere between doubling and tripling both the number of doctors and nurses. Where exactly are all of these trained health care providers going to come from? Do they honestly think for one second that there is just this huge pool of out of work doctors and nurses that they can just hire tomorrow? No pretty much every single doctor and nurse in the country, hell the world is already employed. Sure you might be able to bring in a handful who left the field for whatever reason but that isn’t going to increase the total number of health care providers by even 10% and you might be able to get another 30% or so by poaching them from other countries and collapsing those countries health care systems, Where you going to come up with the rest?

      Oh so we have to start training more doctors and nurses you say? Great, where are you going to find the people to train? The course requirements to become a doctor means you are dealing with the top 2 or 3% of the country in terms of IQ and Medicine is already a socially and financially rewarding enough field that pretty much everyone who has both the intelligence and other requisite mental capabilities to actually do the job already go into it so again you could maybe over time boost the number of doctors available to be hired by about 10% over what we have today. As far as nurses, sure the requirements for that job are less demanding from an IQ standpioint but they are pretty rigorous in terms of having the right personality and mindset, so while you could probably find a larger pool of people capable of becoming nurses you still are not going to come anywhere near tripling the number of them available to hire.

      So under the absolute best case scenario you *might* be able to increase the supply of doctors by 50% over where we are today and nurses you could maybe double

      This gets to the root of the problem for EVERYONE who thinks they know what needs to be done to solve the health care issue, until they deal with the fact that there is simply no way for us to ever get enough trained health care providers per capita to deliver the services we want to receive so it doesn’t matter whether we use single payer, or fully socialized, or a completely free market system the reality is not everyone is going to get the medical care we want/need The question is which system gets us as close as we possibly can and makes the choices of who loses out on care in the best way.

      1. R C Dean

        If we converted even half of those salary lines to additional nurses and doctors, we might have enough clinical staff members to handle the work.

        I’d like to know who they are counting as administrators. If, as I suspect, its just about anybody not a frontline provider, then for every 5 “administrators” you fire, you could probably add a little more than 1 FTE primary care doctor, , some fraction of an FTE specialist, between 1.5 and 2.0 FTE advance practice nurses, and depending on the specialty, and around 3.0 FTE RNs. Of course, RNs mostly work in hospitals and maybe nursing homes these days, and the demand for them is probably as high as its going to get right now.

        You know where most of those administrators have to be? In the payor bureaucracies, in the pharma and device companies, etc. Because they sure aren’t in the actual hospitals and physician groups, not 10 per doctor. Not even close. IOW, in parts of the system that don’t employ providers. How you are going to ship their personnel budgets to the parts of the system that do employ providers is a mystery.

      2. pan fried wylie

        Robots.

        1. pan fried wylie

          But seriously, I was reading the wiki article about the robotic cranial drill the other day, reduces time to get into the skull from hours to minutes. That’s how you free up your Professional Skillers.

  40. Dems to yank bill to raise congressional pay after backlash

    The issue flared up in the Democratic leadership meeting on Monday, where there was an intense discussions of whether to force members to go on the record about a pay raise, which some battleground Democrats believed would create a target on their back in 2020.

    “Nobody wants to vote to give themselves a raise. There’s nothing good about that,” said Rep. Katie Hill (D-Calif.), who attended Monday’s meeting.

    But Hill said she also believed the issue deserved more discussion to ensure that stagnant pay wasn’t deterring average Americans from running for office — particularly if they already live in districts with high costs of living.

    Several Democrats in battleground seats have scrambled behind the scenes to convince Democratic leaders, including Hoyer, to backtrack on the decision. Several have personally approached Hoyer to protest the move after he and other party leaders agreed to the cost-of-living-increase. It would amount to an extra $4,500 for members, who currently make $174,000.

    1. Rebel Scum

      to ensure that stagnant pay wasn’t deterring average Americans from running for office

      The average American makes a couple hundred grand per year for virtually no substantive output?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        I guess the average American doesn’t know about the franking privilege that they’d get as a member of Congress. Imagine being able to send all the mail you want for free!

        1. It would be great if you were an Ebay or Etsy seller!

          1. robc

            Jeff Bezos should run for congress! Amazon would be hugely profitable over night!

          2. ElspethFlashman

            This ^^ kind of thinking is what makes Glibertarians so interesting to return to, day after day.

      2. The Last American Hero

        And they are exempt from insider trading laws.

        1. slumbrew

          They were finally shamed into closing that loophole in 2012

    2. Democratic Hitler

      I don’t understand — wouldn’t giving them a raise increase the dreaded income inequality?

    1. BigT

      My daughter went to Oberlin to study music. Yes, it is as big a dumpster fire of stupidity and arrogance as portrayed in the media. Unfortunately my daughter joined the book-burners. Ouch!

  41. Rebel Scum

    Thai restaurant is closed after ‘reddish-brown fluids’ from a decomposing body leak through the floor of an upstairs apartment

    Thai hot special sauce comes from somewhere.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    So what is the libertarian position on building huge roadworks next to Stonehenge in England?

    User pays.

  43. Rebel Scum

    Pence acknowledged in an interview with NBC News that he was aware that the State Department had “indicated” that the American flag should be the only flag flying on U.S. embassies’ flagpoles. He added that he supported the move.

    No shit. But some still got around it by hanging the pride flag elsewhere. They should all be fired for insubordination.

    1. Rhywun

      Meh. I don’t care about them doing it elsewhere. I would love to see them try it in, say, Saudi Arabia though.

  44. Drake

    Virginia Beach shooting victim considered taking gun to work over concerns about colleague.

    But she decided not to break the law – now she’d dead.

    1. Tundra

      Martingayle told Lewis that he doesn’t plan to take the issue to court, in part because he doesn’t see “a path to the courtroom” due to sovereign immunity that protects municipalities from claims of legal wrongdoing.

      I’m starting to see a trend…

      1. Drake

        If you are going to put up a “no guns” sign, you better damn well be ready to enforce it with enough security to enforce it. These assholes think the sign itself is the enforcement.

        1. Rhywun

          That’s a good point. I’d occasionally sit in my cubicle at work (no weapons allowed, natch) and reflect on how easy it would be for someone like that guy to just waltz in and go to town.

    2. robc

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Gravure_shooting

      One of the women injured (and paralyzed, I believe) in that shooting had a gun in her desk, but didn’t take it into the hall with her because of the law. She stepped into the hall to see what was going on and got shot.

      She testified for KY’s concealed carry law in the 90s.

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      The positive about being able to carry a gun when feeling threatened is that if the threat turns out to be nothing the person you were concerned about is unaware and unaffected. While if you call the cops about someone and you never know what is going to happen next (death is always a possibility).

  45. ‘Pose’ Actor Indya Moore Stomps Trump Supporter’s Sign

    Video of the incident starts with Indya stomping on a “Re-elect Trump” sign in NYC. They tried to walk away with it, but the owner of the sign, Dion Cini, stepped in to grab his property. Both struggled over the sign for a bit and then Dion started shoving Indya and another guy.

    The scrap lasted a few moments until another man got in between them to calm things down … or at least he tried. Indya reached back in to knock off Dion’s ‘MAGA’ visor. Cops eventually stepped in and lectured Indya.

    We reached out to Dion, who tells TMZ … he’s filed a police report for larceny. He says the sign’s custom-made and ran him about $250. Indya, who plays Angel Evangelista on the FX show, took to Twitter to thank fans for the support and explain the confrontation.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      “IAM

      @IndyaMoore
      Thank you for loving my community, fighting for us, supporting us fight for ourselves and others who are experiencing an increase of oppression and violence under this current administration.”

      What in the actual fuck?

      I love how she then tries to ‘moral-splain’ to police her unlawful behaviour.

      JFC these people.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        “alexander hugo

        @alexandermrcool
        18h18 hours ago
        More
        Replying to @IndyaMoore
        Love you for your courage ,the dudes around there should have knocked him on his ass once he lay hand on you!”

        Left-wing thinking in one tweet.

        How about don’t touch people’s property and you won’t get hit asshole?

      2. The increase in oppression and violence these people keep talking about reminds me of the stereotypical girlfriend in another state (or Canada) that some young men won’t stop talking about when they’re in middle school, but who they never seem to be able to produce any actual evidence of.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Just like when I ask what policies exactly did Trump enact that are oppressing anyone?

          By contrast, Trudeau actually passed laws that are anti-science and anti-liberty. We can point to Bill C-16, 69, 71 for instance.

      3. Count Potato

        “increase of oppression and violence”

        Citation needed.

        1. Rhywun

          From the article:

          his administration announced a proposal that would essentially allow health care providers to discriminate based on gender identity.

          The Trump administration’s also essentially re-instituted a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy for trans service members.

          So, essentially bullshit.

        2. Gustave Lytton

          I think they’re talking about themselves.

    2. straffinrun

      That looks like he spent some cash on that sign. I would love to hear what she said to the cops.

    3. Rhywun

      They tried to walk away with it

      I had to do research to find out that TMZ is playing the pronoun game here.

      1. AlexinCT

        “HE STARTED IT!”

    4. pan fried wylie

      Angel Evangelista

      jesus fucking tap dancing Christ that’s lazy.

      1. pan fried wylie

        Autocorrect capatilizes “christ” but not “jesus”. Ok then.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      You really think that lying degenerate cares?

  46. straffinrun

    We Need Fully Automated Luxury Communism

    But there’s a catch. It’s called capitalism. It has created the newly emerging abundance, but it is unable to share round the fruits of technological development. A system where things are produced only for profit, capitalism seeks to ration resources to ensure returns. Just like today’s, companies of the future will form monopolies and seek rents. The result will be imposed scarcity — where there’s not enough food, health care or energy to go around.

    1. Not Adahn

      I gotta be honest — if Culture-style communism were possible, I wouldn’t object to it. At a certain point hedonism and perception of freedom become more important than “actual” freedom.

    2. >>seeks to ration resources to ensure returns

      Riiiiiight. That’s why GM can’t sell their Cadillacs.

    3. Don Escaped Texas

      unable to share round the fruits

      The poor people in this here capitalist shithole have 500 channels, cellphones, cars, and are fat.

      1. creech

        But where are their yachts and Gulfstreams?

      2. commodious spittoon

        But they’re spiritually anguished for want of meaningful life’s work, like digging through garbage for their meals.

      3. Rhywun

        unable to share

        Because society should be arranged around the precepts of cookie-time in kindergarten.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      Just like today’s, companies of the future will form monopolies and seek rents

      Yes, government protected monopolies and government provided rent seeking.

      1. slumbrew

        I strongly suspect the author didn’t know what “rent seeking” meant when he wrote “seek rents”.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          I had that suspicion too.

  47. Ironically:

    Millennials are actually having better sex than you

    “We were reading these stories for years, and they have always felt very alarmist to us,” says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief Jessica Pels, who at 32 is very much a representative of the maligned generation. “We write about millennials every day. We are millennials. What we were reading was so far from our lived experience and what we know about our audience.”

    The magazine launched its own investigation between the sheets, and what they found is that millennials aren’t necessarily having less sex — they’re redefining and expanding what counts as the act. They’re more interested in emotional connections, more adventurous in the bedroom and less burdened by pearl-clutching taboos.

    In fact, 68 percent of respondents denied the very existence of a “sex recession.”

    1. AlexinCT

      Sounds like a bunch of pussies.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Who answers random questions about their sex life from strangers? Other than telling them to FOAD?

      1. AlexinCT

        I usually ask them what they are wearing on their feet to see if it turns me on..

      2. The Last American Hero

        Prisoners who have nothing better to do.

        #kinseyreport

  48. commodious spittoon

    Key figure in Mueller report described as having connections to Russian intelligence is a State Department intel source.

    Well now you’re just smearing good people with tenuous connections to Russia.

  49. Certified Public Asshat

    Moar

    The Tax Proposal That Refuses to Die: New Jersey’s Millionaire’s Tax

    The state has already received more revenue than projected due to the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act’s (TCJA) base-broadening provisions and has the third-highest top marginal rates in the country at 10.75 percent, the rate Gov. Murphy now wishes to extend to more taxpayers. (The next-highest rate in New Jersey, imposed on income above $500,000, is 8.97 percent).

    The millionaire’s tax is a legislative zombie, killed and reanimated repeatedly by Garden State politicians. New Jersey was the first state to pass a true millionaire’s tax in 2004 when then-Gov. Jim McGreevey (D) approved an 8.97 percent income tax rate on incomes over $1 million. In 2009, then-Governor Jon Corzine (D) increased the rate to 10.75 percent for one year.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      There’s a reason you have to pay a toll to enter Pennsylvania on the Ben Franklin Bridge but you can re-enter New Jersey for free.

  50. BigT

    I recently read that FOX will not be permitted to broadcast the upcoming Dem debates this summer. The DNC has some issue with their reporting.

    I got the idea that FOX should make a short puppet show of the Dem debates using puppets for each of the 15 or so candidates. Make the puppets look exactly like the candidates and have them debate using the most ridiculous statements the various people have made, and of course add some exaggerations to make it as ridiculous as possible. FOX could run this in the same time slot as the debates, and then put it on YouTube.

    You might have them argue about abortion, each one extending it into older and older ages: “Fourth trimester?? How about 40th trimester? That would give the mother real freedom to choose!!” “Why should we end it at all? It would save the mother’s mental health if she didn’t have to listen to backtalk from those brats.” “And they should be free!” “Free, no these poor moms need reparations for being impregnated due to testosterone poisoning. Make it at least $50,000. More if the fetus is older than 3 years.”

    Or socialism: “America has been successfully implementing socialism for decades – look at Social Security and Medicare. I am fully in support of such social programs.” “Oh yeah, well I think that’s a pale imitation of the real thing! We need cradle to grave security, guaranteed jobs, and government regulation of farming.” “And we definitely need to root out anti-government activists and lock them away … for the children. We could establish ‘safe spaces’ for them, away from the cities. Maybe on government farms or in government mines.” “Indeed, a string of such camps to show the dignity of labor – you know, labor camps. Like a string of small islands with only the good agricultural practices. What’s the word for that again…?” “An archipelago. We could call it a Good-Ag Archipelago!”

    And free stuff. “Health care is a human right. Medicare for all!” “Not just healthcare. You know what’s even more important …. FOOD. Food must be a human right, too. Free food for all”. “And how about housing? Who wants their fellow citizens to sleep out on the streets? Free housing for all!” “And not some little hovel, each person must have at least 1,000 sq ft of space.” “With nice furniture and a modern kitchen!” “And a two car garage.” Etc, etc, etc

    In following weeks, to keep it interesting, the puppets might be replaced with cartoons, or marionettes, or just faces painted on someone’s hand (like they did on Big Chuck/Little John.

    Ridicule is very effective at downgrading someone’s standing, their reputation. Remember “I can see Russia from my house.”??

    Do you think this would interest FOX or the RNC?

    1. LJW

      So no one is going to watch the Democrat debates?

      1. AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

      2. invisible finger

        They’ll claim massive ratings anyway.

        “Debate” is a bad term anyway since it will most likely resemble an echo chamber. A fight to see who can discern themselves the least. The 60 people in the country outside of DC that fool themselves into thinking this will be informative will wind up thinking they stumbled onto The View and switch over to Fox because they will think that’s where the actual debate is being televised.

        1. AlexinCT

          “Debate” is a bad term anyway since it will most likely resemble an echo chamber.

          Will they only share the question with their preferred candidate or with all the donkeys this time around so they can all look way smarter than they are after having time to think about how to produce a non-answer answer that appeals to those driven by envy of what others have and their own personal greed?

    2. Honestly, you wouldn’t have to exaggerate anything. There’s plenty of ridiculous material on the record.

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      Muppet Grandpa Gulag?

      count me in!

    4. wdalasio

      “You see!!! Fox is broadcasting fake news! Those weren’t even the real Democratic candidates. They were attempts to fool the voters into thinking they were the candidates!”

      1. Democratic Hitler

        “Doctored video of the debates”

        1. pan fried wylie

          *Doctorsuessed

    5. Rhywun

      put it on YouTube

      Yeah, right.

    6. Count Potato

      “I recently read that FOX will not be permitted to broadcast the upcoming Dem debates this summer. The DNC has some issue with their reporting.”

      Do they even have the authority to do that?

      How does that mesh with their whole “Trump is attacking the freedom of the press” bullshit?

      1. BigT

        Freedom of the press for me but not for thee?

  51. The Late P Brooks

    From Straffinrun’s NYT link:

    To say the present era is one of crisis borders on cliché. It differs from the dystopias of George Orwell or Aldous Huxley, or hell in the paintings of Hieronymus Bosch. It is unlike Europe during the Black Death or Central Asia as it faced the galloping Golden Horde. And yet it is true: Ours is an age of crisis. We inhabit a world of low growth, low productivity and low wages, of climate breakdown and the collapse of democratic politics. A world where billions, mostly in the global south, live in poverty. A world defined by inequality.

    Thank goodness it’s not just another doomsday cult.

    Luxury for some, communism for others.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Take your meds

    2. AlexinCT

      The marxist hate any system that has more than 2 classes: the masters, and the serfs…

      1. Jarflax

        Comrade there are only the equal and the more equal in Communism.

        1. AlexinCT

          Not much changes since the old days of land owners and serfs when you take a serious look at communism…

    3. Rhywun

      “I’m a hack.”

      Refreshingly honest for a change.

  52. AlexinCT

    Are any of you surprised to find out that California used imminent domain to take lad from farmers for it’s bullet rain debacle, but has not paid them yet? I mean, considering how everything else has been going on related to this shit, this revelation sounds almost anticlimactic….

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Well I’m shocked

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Whatever you do, don’t draw the logical conclusion:

      The rail authority’s unusual relationship with consultants is another issue. The agency appointed attorney Odell as director of real property in September. Odell reports to a consultant, Kristina Assouri of WSP, whose title is chief of real property. Assouri reports up the line to WSP’s Roy Hill, who is on suspension pending an ethics review. Hill reports to Chief Operating Officer Joe Hedges, a state employee.

    3. Rhywun

      I’m sure the people who matter got paid.

  53. LJW

    USMNT: 3 reasons to worry about Gregg Berhalter

    For those of you who follow US soccer. This is looking like a coaching disaster. I can only hope they act quickly if the US bows out of the Gold cup early.

    1. Certified Public Asshat

      I watched the Jamaica game, the future looks bleak. Omar Gonzalez being the MOTM says everything.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      Berhalter should never have been hired in the first place.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      Bring in Ranieri.

    4. Private Chipperbot

      Holy shit, they sucked on Saturday. I’d have cut the goalie after the game along with all of the defenders.

    5. Rhywun

      To be fair, the whole program was a dumpster fire before Berhalter. Too bad he’s making it worse.

    6. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      They should get another European to coach the team. That way the new European coach can move to the US and then suck at his job, but he doesn’t have to go back to Europe so it all works out for him.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Maybe they could wheel-in Landon Donovan and he can score one goal in a game and then decide that he needs to take a hiatus for no reason whatsoever.

        My God, we are all going to tell our kids about the glory days of Bruce Arena

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          “You should have seen Alexi Lalas back in the day. He was an average defender, but his hair was all wacky and stuff. Ah, the gold days.”

  54. Certified Public Asshat

    Leaving California for Texas

    I’ve argued before U-Haul’s one-way truck rental rates are market-based to reflect relative demand and relative supply. In California there’s a relatively low supply of trucks available and a relatively high demand for trucks destined for Texas; in Texas there’s a relatively high supply of trucks and a relatively low demand for trucks going to California. Therefore, U-Haul charges 3-4 times more for one-way truck rentals going from San Francisco or LA to Houston or Dallas than vice-versa based on what must be a huge net outflow of trucks leaving California (leading to low inventory) and a net inflow of trucks arriving in Texas (leading to high inventory).

    1. LJW

      I hope they don’t turn Texas blue.

      1. wdalasio

        Honestly, I’d love to see a law overturning the SCOTUS decision limiting residency requirements for voting. I really don’t see anything wrong with expecting people to get used to a place and understand how it works before having a say in how it is run.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          14th amendment. Would rather not, because that kind of law would really, really be abused.

      2. Juvenile Bluster

        Between the northeasterners continuing to come into the state and the number of Puerto Ricans who have moved here since the hurricane, I’m fully expecting Florida to be blue in 2020. They would’ve won the governorship last year if they’d run a decent candidate.

        1. Rhywun

          Meh, even if the growth were entirely organic, Texas and Florida would turn blue. People aren’t moving there to farm or hunt and fish. They’re moving to the suburbs.

      3. R C Dean

        Why should the California migration to Texas be any different than the California migration to, say, Colorado?

        Like a dog to his vomit . . . .

        1. commodious spittoon

          Trading the climate and beaches of California for the politics and business savvy of Texas… only to get the climate and beaches of Texas with the politics and business savvy of California.

          Maybe just stay put and pay your taxes, citizens.

    2. Well, I just did that for Nashville and DC, and by that same logic Nashvillians are crushing DC and not the reverse. That’s not how U-Haul works, though, I think. A truck from San Francisco doesn’t have to be returned to San Francisco to be used again; it could just be that lots of people are leaving San Francisco or LA and, separately, lots of people are moving to Houston or Dallas.

  55. Your groove-iriffic 1970s Italian movie soundtrack: The Visitor

  56. The Late P Brooks

    We all know how important it is to save the country from Trump, and how much better our lives will be when we finally have another Democrat in the White House. What will you give the American people?

    NBC announced on Tuesday the five moderators for the first Democratic presidential primary debate, set for later this month.

    Savannah Guthrie, Lester Holt, Chuck Todd, Rachel Maddow and José Diaz-Balart will moderate the debate, which will take place at the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts in downtown Miami over two nights on June 26-27.

    I hope they share the debate questions equitably, this time.

    1. commodious spittoon

      moderate the debate

      How dare you. This is not the time for moderation.

    2. Suthenboy

      I can’t wait to have a sanctimonious prick look down his nose at me and tell me to get used to less and how the new normal is a slow spiral into poverty. Life will be so much better then.

    3. BigT

      Savannah Guthrie, Lester Holt, Chuck Todd, Rachel Maddow and José Diaz-Balart will moderate the debate

      Will it be OK to watch the Fallatio Show?

  57. Raphael

    I’m glad styx and razor have been doing shiz on bitchute more. It’s been making the transition a bit easier for this boi.

    1. Raston Bot

      yeah, the content is incredibly limited so to see razorfist (OUT!) on there is a ray of sunshine.

  58. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: I’m A Very Important Person

    Are you literally f*cking kidding me?
    Let me tell you a tale of Patriarchy 101 in one of the most diverse cities in the world in 2019.

    I am at the senior executive management meeting. I am, of course, the only woman in a sea of men. I am the Director of and run a division which requires an in-depth knowledge of industry specific requirements, a knowledge that I have built up over 20 years in very senior management roles within this particular landscape. None of the other Directors (including the Managing Director) have other than surface knowledge of the complexity of delivery in my division. My division is also the most profitable in the business by miles.

    I was leading a discussion on a highly technical detail that was creating barriers to the successful delivery of one of my products and I was interrupted to be told that that was not possible. It did not make sense. The Managing Director then proceeded to go around the table asking every single man there did they not agree that it did not make sense. They all agreed with the Managing Director. One fellow director even suggested that he would ask one of my middle tier managers (another man) for clarification.

    Are you literally fucking kidding me? Which is exactly what I said at the top of my voice. I explained very clearly that as the only expert in the room, how dare they suggest that because they did not understand something / did not like the answer that they felt they could imply I did not know what I was taking about. What. The. Actual. Fuck.

    The Managing Director apologised. None of my colleagues who were so keen to diminish my expertise in what seemed to be a spontaneous male bonding session of bollocks did not.

    Told ya…. A tale of Patriarchy 2019.

    I want to punch a wall.

    1. Certified Public Asshat

      My division is also the most profitable in the business by miles.

      Your business is failing.

    2. >>a highly technical detail that was creating barriers to the successful delivery

      maybe you should use clearer, less obtuse language.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s harder to make shit up that way.

      2. AlexinCT

        I would ask for specifics. I would not be surprised to uncover that her idea of “highly technical” has nothing to do with highly or technical in any sens of the word that people dealing with technical would see as such, which is why she was not more specific. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised she is the HR department manager and considers that to grant her “in-depth knowledge of industry specific requirements” as well as being profitable…

        I have had a few women recently tell me how they felt they were not appreciated despite all the work they do, when the work they do is not that difficult in the grand scheme of things to being with and they really have not done much other than bitch. Then again, I have had several guys do the same shit while working in areas that were neither that technical or key in the grand scheme of things. Maybe it is human nature to want to feel what you are doing is of such high value.

        1. Rhywun

          I’ve been in IT for a couple decades, with plenty of smart, capable women. I have seen zero evidence of the sort of thing that woman is going on about. Not one shred. It’s all in her head.

          1. AlexinCT

            Ditto. The women I have seen complaining all worked in non-technical roles. In fact, they often complained about the women in technical roles making them look bad or not appreciating them.

          2. Gustave Lytton

            Oh, I see you’ve met the mid level manager in my org who thinks she doesn’t need to know the job of the people doing the work in her group in order to be successful. She was a lateral hire into basically her current position from the street and hasn’t moved upward since. Teeth and tits.

          3. AlexinCT

            You would not believe how many managers I have had to work with that felt knowing, let alone understanding the work being done by their drones was overrated. After all, I am often told, just take whatever numbers they tell you they need to complete a task and reduce it by 40% is the solution and the sign of a good manager. The looks I get when I point out people catch on quick and over inflate by 50% or more once they realize the whole thing is a game.

            There is a reason I have avoided the management track despite pressure from everyone to go there and stayed purely technical. In my experience a good manager is a rare gem, and people should be ecstatic if they have one that is rated above low to mediocre in skills. I call them spreadsheet jockeys for a reason…

          4. Rhywun

            avoided the management track despite pressure from everyone to go there and stayed purely technical

            #metoo

            I don’t enjoy dealing with bullshit.

          5. Pope Jimbo

            Good managers do know what is going on in their departments and should have enough of a working understanding of the issues so that they don’t embarrass themselves talking to the people under them and so that they can explain to the next level of management in a way that they’d understand.

            Just as bad are the managers who micro-manage everything. They are constantly in everyone’s shit down to the smallest detail.

            You have to find the right balance so that you are informed, but let your people have the freedom to get things done.

          6. Fourscore

            But, but, but you get to use all the buzzwords from the sitcoms on TV when you are in management. That has to count for something

    3. commodious spittoon

      I am the Director of and run a division which requires an in-depth knowledge of industry specific requirements

      Knowing which is the cream carafe and which the skim doesn’t make you director of coffee services, lady.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      Welcome to reality, dipshit. The only sexist in the room is you. You think getting overruled or ignored or undermined doesn’t happen to men? Especially when you’re going about consensus. Go fuck yourself. Also, turning into a shrill harpy when there’s conflict further reinforces you’re a petty cunt.

    5. Drake

      Based on recommendations here, I’m halfway through Critical Conversations which this woman desperately needs to read. It sounds like she was giving a terrible presentation, lost the room, then spazzed out – confirming to everyone there that she’s in over her head.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        If I actually believe that any of that is true, then she’s fulfilling the stereotype of irrational, emotional, hysterical female quite nicely.

        Other women should smack some sense into her.

      2. Count Potato

        Did you mean Crucial Conversations?

        https://www.amazon.com/Crucial-Conversations-Talking-Stakes-Second/dp/1469266822

        Critical Conversations seems to be about nursing.

        1. Drake

          Oh yeah.

    6. wdalasio

      The Managing Director apologised.

      Yeah. Not good. FIERCE WOMAN

      1. wdalasio

        My take is that she explained her technical point poorly and the way she explained it sounded impossible (which it still could have been, anyway). In a business setting, your colleagues and your boss have every right to ask for clarification of a proposal you’re pushing. You’re the top expert in the room? Yeah, that’s why they pay you.

        My bet, this woman is going to find herself slowly slipped out of the role. Her subordinates will start getting invited to meetings. Questions will get directed to her team. Eventually, her division will get restructured so that she can specialize on her cutting edge work while the day-to-day aspects of running the commodity elements of her product get given to someone else.

        She should start getting her resume together yesterday.

    7. R C Dean

      If she’s so mart, why can’t she communicate technical issues to non-experts? To me, being able to do that is a sign of true mastery of the technical material, and essential for senior leadership, which is often a collection of subject matter experts from different disciplines.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Because it’s all made up to fulfill some perverse need to be an internet forum Joan of Arc?

      2. slumbrew

        Correct – if you can’t explain it to a 6-year-old, you don’t understand it that well.

        (and now I’m in an internet rathole about the providence of that quote)

      3. In my IT job it is one the most difficult thing to do to give a general (high altitude) view to non-techy people. Making it easy to understand and also for them to truly understand the implications of creating X, Y, and Z can be well, troublesome.

        I’m also reminded of the time that I took a flat sequenced part file from a customer, and, after several meetings and tests, managed to create shippers, barcodes, and a picklist from the data. The senior management team, who didn’t do any of the actual work, actually received awards for finding solutions to a difficult customer requirement. Me – the guy who did the actual programming, testing, and tech communication with the customer – wasn’t even invited to the awards banquet.

        1. slumbrew

          That sucks – I can sympathize.

          I’m essentially an IT-plumber, which doesn’t lead to all that many public accolades. I’m extremely fortunate the people I actually report to know my work is all vast, subsurface movement. For everyone else, people don’t notice that things don’t break, just when they do.

          1. Yeah it’s an old story in the IT world. We’re looked upon as the “geeks in the closet” – when there is an actual large amount of business and technical analysis going on in a project.

        2. Pope Jimbo

          LOL. I’ve had that happen a lot in my career. Everyone wants to be the one who is waving the flag as they cross the finish line. No one wants to do the work.

          For the most part, I usually created my own award of a week of vacation off the books.

    8. Suthenboy

      “…literally fucking kidding me…”

      “…what the actual fuck…”

      Yeah, I am calling bullshit on that whole spiel. No one who uses language like that is the most competent person in the company. I think we are looking at a textbook Dunning-Kruger effect.

      1. Fourscore

        textbook Dunning-Kruger effect.

        So you’ve met my daughter’s soon -to- be ex-husband?

    9. Nothing says Patriarchy like failing to recognize that a woman can never be wrong.

    10. I was interrupted to be told that that was not possible. It did not make sense. The Managing Director then proceeded to go around the table asking every single man there did they not agree that it did not make sense….Are you literally fucking kidding me? Which is exactly what I said at the top of my voice. I explained very clearly that as the only expert in the room, how dare they suggest that because they did not understand something / did not like the answer that they felt they could imply I did not know what I was taking about

      Your own heavily biased description says to me that it did not happen that way. You were either spilling jargon or gibberish, and the confused audience was looking for clarity. Scolding them pretty much ensured your career is dead. The less cuntish approach would have been to take a step back and ask where the clarification was needed and elaborate in manager speak. Turning the cunt dial up to eleven was pretty much the stupidest thing you could have done and just tells me you don’t know how to talk to people.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Yeah, my gut tells me that she said two contradictory things in her presentation, or one of her assumptions was incorrect and the boss was asking his subordinates to confirm that the input was B and not A, so her reason for not being able to deliver needed to be re-assessed.

        This is where she should have pulled the classic retreat of “I think that we have gotten a bit too deep into the weeds. Let’s table this for now and I’ll send out a summary with more details after this meeting.”

      2. Fourscore

        Look, I used ‘pro forma’ and ‘pro bono’ and ROI as the book said, what don’t you understand?

    11. pan fried wylie

      Why didn’t I get the memo about yelling Fuck in a professional setting being totes cool.

    12. Akira

      Told ya…. A tale of Patriarchy 2019.

      Here’s another tale for you: One of the biggest companies in America (quite possibly THE biggest in terms of influence) had a program specifically designed to fast-track women into leadership positions for the sake of “diversity”. When one man wrote a tame critique of the program (and even suggested better ways to get women into those jobs) he was summarily fired, after which the entire media smeared him as a vile, angry misogynist.

      I think these anecdotes about “the patriarchy” are vastly overshadowed by the feminist politicking that has invaded almost every corporate boardroom in America.

  59. ChipsnSalsa

    Received this info from the local historical society. Good PSA type info.

    http://www.saveyourstones.com/

    totes safe for work.

  60. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: Lions and Tigers and Fascists Oh My!

    Hillary Clinton warned during an alumnae event Saturday at Wellesley College that fascism is coming to America. She cited Madeline Albright’s book, “Fascism: A Warning,” and sounded the alarm: “The idea that it can’t happen here is just old fashioned, my friends.”

    “The demagoguery, the appeal to the crowd, the very clever use of symbols, the intimidation, verbal and physical,” she said. “This is a classic pattern. There is nothing new about it, it is just different means of messages being delivered.”

    She did not use the president’s name but said: “There is nothing normal about undermining the rule of law. There is nothing normal about attacking the press. There is nothing normal about trying to undermine another branch of government. There is nothing normal about trying to use the political system to go after your enemies. There is nothing normal about any of that.”

    “I am a very worried optimist,” Clinton said. “If you care about this incredible experiment that we have been engaged in now for 200-plus years, then you have to be concerned about this.”

    1. slumbrew

      “The demagoguery, the appeal to the crowd, the very clever use of symbols, the intimidation, verbal and physical,”

      JFC, the projection.

      1. Rebel Scum

        Next level progjection.

    2. Raphael

      I trust the asshat who couldn’t even understand the actual point of 1984 to give me the head’s up about a totalitarian government in development.

      1. slumbrew

        …sow mistrust towards exactly the people we need to rely on: our leaders, the press, experts who seek to guide public policy

        That wild misintepretation of 1984 is truly one for the ages. It will, of course, be memory holed.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          It’s hard to fathom that she conforms to the role of totalitarian so well.

          I suppose that’s always been the case with Clinton. She’s not transparently reprehensible and corrupt that a large portion of people just can’t believe it.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            She’s so transparently…

          2. slumbrew

            The crazy part is that I truly believe that nobody is a villain in their own story – what movie is playing in her head where her corruption and naked lust for power is justified and she’s the plucky heroine?

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I figure she mentally cracked sometime in the mid-90’s.

          4. She’s a narcissist. I think a lot of politicians are. Maybe you have to be to apply for the position.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Hillary Clinton warned during an alumnae event Saturday at Wellesley College that fascism is coming to America.

      Evita del Norte would know best about trying to institute fascism. I guess she still have moments of clarity despite the brain worms.

    4. LJW

      Remember kids it’s not fascism when we do it.

    5. Suthenboy

      Weren’t we just talking about drive-in theaters yesterday? Holy shit what they wouldn’t have given for this kind of projection. They could have built screens that could be seen for miles.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        You’d need the Hubble Movie Screen orbiting in high Earth orbit for that much projection.

        1. pan fried wylie

          Smoothing out the moon would cost even more.

    6. BigT

      There is nothing normal about attacking the press.

      Except for George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, ….

    7. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      Uh, one of her campaign slogans, Stronger Together, literally evokes a fascis, which is the root word for Fascism.

  61. Scruffy Nerfherder

    What is John Dean’s deal?

    What emotional need is he satisfying with this act?

    1. l0b0t

      I hope the other side of the aisle has the good sense to call in Mr. G. Gordon Liddy as a rebuttal witness.

  62. Raston Bot

    Clerk of Court should be a really boring administrative position but the progs have put forth a Dem operative running against the current Deputy Clerk. during the debate, the Deputy Clerk ignored the political Democrat questions and said that he would not run the office with political Democrat values. and for that he will lose the primary. he sort of shot himself in the foot but it was nice to hear. the prog Dem is going on and on about his party endorsements. this is the same fucker that had a mailer calling concealed-carry into scrutiny. VA’s a shall-issue state but i could see this a-hole forcing a confrontation with the state over home rule.

  63. The Late P Brooks

    Truth to power!

    More than 30 current and former administration officials, as well as other outside Trump advisers and high-ranking GOP officials, spoke with me for my book “The Enemy of the People: A Dangerous Time to Tell the Truth in America,” set for release Tuesday. Other officials from the administration, most notably Trump and White House press secretary Sanders, did not respond to repeated requests for an interview.
    Asked where the term “the enemy of the people” came from, three former and current senior White House officials pointed the finger at the conservative firebrand Steve Bannon, an ex-West Wing strategist himself, as having coined the villainous label. Yet, in an interview, Bannon said that’s not quite the case. The former Breitbart executive insisted he and Trump had conjured up the anti-press catchphrase together.
    “I think it’s safe to say that we both came up with it in discussion,” Bannon said, making sure Trump received part of the credit.

    ———

    Still, the original purpose of the expression was to taunt members of the press, not trigger threatening reactions from Trump supporters, the official said.
    “It’s meant to incite the media. Not the people,” the official continued.

    Without people like Jim Acosta, how would we know what to think about anything? Trump is a monster.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Jim Acosta has done more to discredit the corporate press than most propagandists. Well done, sir

    2. Akira

      How Trump’s ‘fake news’ rhetoric has gotten out of control

      Um… Who was it that originally applied that term to news coverage during the 2016 election??

  64. kinnath

    Yesterday, I got the first “research” phone call of the 2020 election from an political poll operator.

    I’m going to have to disconnect the phone until after the Iowa Caucuses next February.

    1. DOOMco

      You missed some great trolling opportunities

      1. “I will be voting for STEVE SMITH because he represents the values of America.”

    2. slumbrew

      You have a landline?

      1. kinnath

        I have a landline because I want my toilets to work.

    3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Just tell them you’re a Russian bot

    4. BEAM’s not a team player

      I’m cutting the cord altogether after the move. Neither the spousal unit nor I have had any real problems with such calls on our cell phones. I s’pose it’s only a matter of time, though…

    5. R C Dean

      You answer your phone? Unless its someone in my contacts and a name I know pops up, I’ve given up on answering my phone.

  65. ChipsnSalsa

    Were they wanting seven lines all perpendicular?

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      put this comment wherever you feel like it would fit.

      1. AlexinCT

        I couldn’t find a spot to fit it…

        1. commodious spittoon

          Turn it the other way.

  66. The Late P Brooks

    The crazy part is that I truly believe that nobody is a villain in their own story – what movie is playing in her head where her corruption and naked lust for power is justified and she’s the plucky heroine?

    She’s the heroine, rescuing the plebs from disaster. She has always had that crazy delusional Joan of Arc light in her eye. I remember seeing it and commenting on it when Bill was running for President. I still think she wanted it more than he did.

    1. Bill’s a grifter straight out of central casting; she either really buys into her own story or started to at some point.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Bill would have been happy being gov of Arkansas for another 4 terms and then being a big state party guy.

        Hillary was the brains that got him to think big.

        1. wdalasio

          Hillary was the brains that got him to think big.

          I don’t really believe this. Bill Clinton is a Rhodes Scholar. Hillary flunked the bar. Twice. And, keep in mind, the whole New Democrat thing was a lot more his doing than hers. Hell, if she’d followed his advice in 2016, she might well have won the election.

          I think it’s more the shes’ the naked thirst for power that got him to think big.

          1. slumbrew

            Yeah, he’s plenty smart but she’s got the real lust for power. I think Jimbo has that part right.

          2. AlexinCT

            Hillary was the over ambitious hag/nag – driven by the need to show others how accomplished she was through her man – that kept pushing him. Bill would have been content with any office where the flow of poo-tang was big enough for him to get his freak on.

          3. wdalasio

            I’m seeing the conversations now:

            HRC: If you’re so fucking smart, why the fuck are we stuck in THIS backwater shithole, huh? I mean, it’s not even a significant player like Georgia or Florida. And while you at least get to be a Governor (and don’t think I don’t know what you’re up to at those conferences), I’m stuck in the middle of Little Rock dealing with fucking chicken farmers! And what the fuck kind of shitheels would name their capital Little Rock, anyway?

            WJC: Alright! Alright! Just shut the fuck up and I’ll figure a way to get us to D.C.!

            HRC: You fucking better! And no shitkicker job like Congressman or Secretary of the Interior, either! When I walk into the room I want people to fucking KNOW who the hell I am!

          4. slumbrew

            It’s like you were there.

          5. Sean

            *applause*

          6. Drake

            “We’re here because you kept flunking the DC bar exam, then got kicked the fuck off the Watergate investigation because you couldn’t kept your stupid bitch mouth shut.”

            Maybe Bill’s strategy of dealing with her – sleeping with many other women – is healthier than mine would be.

          7. R C Dean

            “Say, Hill, how would you like to take a helicopter ride?”

            You mean, like that, Drake?

          8. Pope Jimbo

            Uffda. This is exactly what I was trying to say.

            Also, she might not be book smart, but she is the one who learned where all the levers in the DNC were and how to use them.

            Maybe cunning is a better word for her than smart.

          9. AlexinCT

            Conniving is what she is. Some ambitious women know how to help make guys reach far higher than they would have on their own (we live in houses, drive nice cars, and in general work cause we want to get laid and to do so you need that shit), and some are just evil incarnate. Hillary is the later.

        2. Drake

          Maybe she was bored with her small-state capers like Whitewater and was looking to move up to major league corruption. If so, mission accomplished.

          1. R C Dean

            +1 nine-figure “foundation”.

    2. AlexinCT

      I know that kind of woman. Date a few of them. It’s about status and being able to look down on others in the circles they frequent or wish to frequent.

  67. The Late P Brooks

    She’s a narcissist. I think a lot of politicians are. Maybe you have to be to apply for the position.

    QFFT

  68. The next big thing in fashion? Not washing your clothes

    Unbound is part of a broader wave of startups designing clothes that require less laundering. An eco-friendly brand called Pangaia, which launched late last year and already counts celebrities like Jaden Smith and Justin Bieber as fans, creates $85 seaweed fiber T-shirts that are treated with peppermint oil to keep the shirts fresher longer between washes. The brand estimates that this will save about 3,000 liters of water over the course of a lifetime, compared to a regular cotton T-shirt. Then there is menswear label Wool & Prince, which creates everything from $128 oxford shirts to $42 boxer briefs out of wool, all designed to be washed infrequently. Last year, the company launched a sister womenswear brand called Wool& that makes dresses that can be worn for 100 days straight without washing.

    This new flock of wash-less brands are capitalizing on the convenience of not having to launder your clothes a lot, which is particularly useful if you’re traveling or crunched for time. But they’re also making an environmental argument: Over-washing clothes is not good for the planet. Washing machines account for 17% of our home water usage, and a quarter of a garment’s carbon footprint over the course of its lifetime comes from cleaning it. And yet, washing machine company AEG estimates that 90% of clothes washed aren’t actually dirty enough to be thrown in the laundry basket.

    1. Rhywun

      I would think $42 for a pair of underwear should buy enough carbon indulgences to wash them as often as you goddamn want.

      1. >>boxer briefs out of wool

        “Why are you always scratching your willie?”

      2. AlexinCT

        Two tone underwear!

        Yellow in the front, and brown in the rear!

    2. The Other Kevin

      Once again, my teenage kids were way ahead of this trend.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      $85 seaweed fiber T-shirts

      I really am not conniving enough.

    4. SugarFree

      “Why do you smell like shit and peppermints?”

      “I wiped my ass with Jaden Smith’s shirt.”

      “I hope he was wearing it at the time.”

    5. pan fried wylie

      Wearing clothes until they’re actually dirty, a revelation!

    6. R C Dean

      The brand estimates that this will save about 3,000 liters of water over the course of a lifetime,

      If you wash each of your t-shirts by itself, maybe.

      dresses that can be worn for 100 days straight without washing

      I’m pretty sure you could wear any dress for 100 days straight without washing, if you really wanted to.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m pretty sure you could wear any dress for 100 days straight without washing, if you really wanted to.

        I think that describes most of human history. Funny how people want to go backwards.

      2. commodious spittoon

        And if your coworkers object, sue the company for discrimination.

      3. The Other Kevin

        I usually wear the same pair of pants to work all week without washing them. I work in a climate controlled office. They aren’t getting dirty.

        1. R C Dean

          Same here, kind of. Work/dress shirts get worn once and then washed, work/dress pants go probably 3 or 4 wearings between trips to the dry cleaner. For one thing, they last longer. For another, dry cleaning is expensive. See how that whole price signal thing promotes efficiency?

          1. Pope Jimbo

            Start going to work with no pants on at all.

            If HR says anything just shriek at them about being climate deniers and rapers of Gaia.

          2. “But I identify as a clothed person! Don’t just assume my attire.”

        2. ewwww /teenage girl

    7. Before we know it, the normalization of homelessness will be achieved.

      1. Rhywun

        Miley Cyrus is on the case.

        1. Count Potato

          Huh? I think she owns three homes.

          1. Rhywun

            You wouldn’t know it from recent photos of her.

      2. commodious spittoon

        Before we know knew it

        There are homeless encampments popping up at freeway ramps and in parking lots all over Albuquerque. Nearly every major turning lane has panhandlers now. They’re beginning to occupy shopping center exits, even in relatively low-traffic areas. You’d think we’re in the midst of another Great Depression given how numerous they’ve gotten.

        1. Minus the folksin’ ramblin’ Woody Guthrie

          1. commodious spittoon

            I’m not a stabbin’ hobo, I’m a singin’ hobo.

    1. wdalasio

      The man is a national treasure.

    2. commodious spittoon

      WTF is up with the bitcoin “airdrop”?

  69. Enough About Palin

    “Time to move on”

    Oh, I don’t know about that. I plugged “Prince” in the BitChute search engine and the first suggestion was “How a Jew Became a Nazi”

    1. Don’t leave us hanging…

      1. SugarFree

        He drank a magic potion.

        THE END

        1. pan fried wylie

          Bacon Milkshake, 65% of the time it works everytime.

  70. Count Potato

    “Jordan Peele’s next movie looks horrifying.”

    https://twitter.com/LaloDagach/status/1138197574672928770

  71. Count Potato

    “InfoWars Pays $15K to Settle ‘Pepe the Frog’ Copyright Lawsuit

    There will be no “Pepe the Frog” trial after all.

    On Monday, Matt Furie, the creator of the anthropomorphic character, announced that he had obtained $15,000 from InfoWars in a settlement that resolves a copyright lawsuit. The deal comes weeks after a federal judge partially rejected summary judgment motions, setting the stage for what would have been a closely watched — and rather unique — copyright trial.

    Furie filed his lawsuit in March 2018 with the contention that InfoWars had ripped off his character for a “MAGA” poster featuring Pepe alongside InfoWars founder Alex Jones, President Donald Trump, Milo Yiannopoulos and others.

    By the time of the lawsuit, Pepe had already become an online meme, taken from the character’s roots of being a peace-loving frog to a symbol of the alt-right. Through his legal action, Furie aimed to reclaim the character.”

    https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/infowars-pays-15k-settle-pepe-frog-copyright-lawsuit-1217193

  72. Pope Jimbo

    Finally! Climate Change news that makes sense.

    “We didn’t have tornadoes here until we started putting in the traffic circles. Cause, on account of — you want to know why? When people go round and round in circles, it causes disturbance in the atmosphere, and causes tornadoes.”

    It makes as much sense as any other theory out there. I’m sure that with the right amount of scientific grant money, data could be found to fully prove a causal link between “tornaders”* and traffic circles.

    *If you listen to the call (around the 1:05 mark) the caller clearly says tornaders, not tornadoes.

    1. Roundabout is the new butterfly.

    2. R C Dean

      Well, is it true that they didn’t useta have them tornaders around there?

      1. commodious spittoon

        My older sister, a very wise and smart woman who is a political scientist at Syracuse University, teaches a statistics class to freshmen, where she endeavors to teach them critical thinking.

        That old, broke patriarchal/colonial theory?

    3. Suthenboy

      tomaters, tomatoes….

  73. The Late P Brooks

    A while back, I was musing about what to use to “rejuvenate” the old stale fuel in the tank of my 914.
    I just found this

    Here’s the basic recipe for SeaFoam, and considerably cheaper. All the componant ingredients are available with a visit to just a couple stores in town. Maybe Wally’s and a Sherwin Williams or even Lowes. You’ll be able to find the ingredients easily enough though

    Found on the internet under ‘Homebrew SeaFoam recipe’, I’d site the author, but he/she seems to be FAR removed by now as this has probably made the forum rounds an alot of motorhead sites.

    It’s very cheap and easy to make at home

    25% Cleaner>Naphtha
    60% Stabilizer>Kerosene
    15% Oxygenate> Isopropyl Alcohol (common Rubbing Alcohol)

    ———

    It’s not so much the point that it’s only 1/10 the Cost,,,
    it’s that homemade blend allows for ,,,not just Enhancement but even Exaggeration of the Beneficial Properties of the Additive Mix.

    For example :
    Skip the Rubbing Alcohol,replace it with Acetone,,,Same Price.
    Makes engine Start much better in Cold Weather,,,SOMETIMES improves fuel mileage,,,is Less Corrosive,,,and acts like a Cleaner Itself.
    And,,it gets added in at much,much lower doses.

    Or,,,add a $5 pint of Toluene in lieu of a quart of Kerosene

    Or ,,1$ Quart of Auto Trans Fluid,to make Mega Stabilizer.

    I’m not crazy. Not completely crazy, anyway.

    More research shall be conducted.

    1. R C Dean

      15% Oxygenate> Isopropyl Alcohol (common Rubbing Alcohol)

      Common rubbing alcohol has quite a bit of water. I’m not sure you can get any rubbing alcohol without some water in it. I think the purest I’ve seen is 95%.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        You can get it from a lab supply company but you’re right about the store bought stuff.

        https://www.fishersci.com/shop/products/isopropyl-alcohol-acs-grade-99-5-labchem-2/LC157501

        1. The reason it runs $40+ for small quantities is the difficulty in separating isopopinol from water. 90% is still only a few dollars for a similar quantity. That remaining 10% is where the costs are.

        1. pan fried wylie

          wow, I couldn’t even look 3 comments down.

      2. pan fried wylie

        you can’t distill isopropyl to 100%, azetope something something.

        /Not-A-Chemist

    2. Headline: Montana Man sets garage on fire

      1. Pope Jimbo

        So would Brooks allow his 911 call to be transferred to the fire department?

        Or would he insist on hanging up, calling the fire department direct and then starting the call with a tape recording of his original call to 911?

        1. pan fried wylie

          Not even the correct emergency number for that model.

    3. Tundra

      Interesting. I’m a Sea Foam fan, but also cheap!

      1. R C Dean

        The cost/benefit just isn’t there. Fuck it up, and you’ve gone from saving a few bucks to spending a bunch of bucks to fix your engine. The fact that he refers to “common” rubbing alcohol as something you’d want to put into your engine gives me very little confidence. Sure, the ethanol in your gas means you also have water in your gas, but that’s a problem. Adding to a problem is rarely a good solution.

  74. Count Potato

    “On Its 70th Anniversary, Nineteen Eighty-Four Still Feels Important and Inspiring

    Nineteen Eighty-Four is divided into three parts, the second of which is structured around Winston Smith’s love affair with Julia, a co-worker at the Ministry of Truth. Their romance begins with Smith offering Julia the sort of smooth talk that would send any woman’s heart aflutter: “I’m thirty-nine years old. I’ve got a wife that I can’t get rid of. I’ve got varicose veins. I’ve got five false teeth.”

    Moments later, he seals the deal by telling Julia that she’d always been in his thoughts. “I hated the first sight of you,” he tells her. “I wanted to rape you and then murder you afterwards. Two weeks ago, I thought seriously of smashing your head in with a cobblestone.” Naturally, Julia is seduced. Several pages later, Winston “pressed her down upon the grass, among the fallen bluebells.” It is a symptom of George Orwell’s genius that, taken in context, this sequence makes perfect sense.

    In his life, Orwell seems to have been somewhat mortified by the sex act. And one can almost see him squirming slightly as he wrote this scene out during the late 1940s, when he was holed up on the Scottish island of Jura, already suffering from the lung disease that would kill him shortly after the book’s publication. Yet prig that he was, Orwell understood the human sex instinct quite well. He knew that the fantasies we act out among the bluebells often emerge from life’s jealousies and agonies. For Smith and Julia, sex is an escape from the loneliness they suffer in a world of lies. So even the most grotesque truths serve as aphrodisiacs.”

    https://quillette.com/2019/06/08/on-its-70th-anniversary-nineteen-eighty-four-still-feels-important-and-inspiring/

    1. “taken in context” Um, no it isn’t. The context would include the anti-sex league and how the state tries to focus the visceral into love of Big Brother, thus perverting the sex drive, much as some religions do.

  75. The Late P Brooks

    Common rubbing alcohol has quite a bit of water. I’m not sure you can get any rubbing alcohol without some water in it.

    There’s plenty of water in the fuel already, thanks to ethanol’s excellent water-absorbing properties.

    1. DOOMco

      Yay, our cars run on water now, right?

  76. The Late P Brooks

    Moments later, he seals the deal by telling Julia that she’d always been in his thoughts. “I hated the first sight of you,” he tells her. “I wanted to rape you and then murder you afterwards. Two weeks ago, I thought seriously of smashing your head in with a cobblestone.” Naturally, Julia is seduced.

    PUA techniques really work!

    1. SugarFree

      I’ve been giving you ungrateful motherfuckers pick-up lines for years.

      1. Tundra

        Tip to everyone: “wannafud?” doesn’t work.

        1. slumbrew

          Well, maybe not _yet_. Keep trying.

        2. Private Chipperbot

          I see your problem. ‘Wannafud’ should never be as a question. It’s ‘Wannafud!!!”

          1. SugarFree

            Too much enthusiasm. “Wannafud.” They shouldn’t even know it was a question until after you get them back to your camper van.

      2. commodious spittoon

        Show us your gruesome dribbling pustules, baby.

        1. slumbrew

          I laughed / gagged.

        2. You know she’s really aroused when she starts suppurating.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            Gruesome dribbling pustules are how you suppurate the men from the boys, amirite?

    2. Death threats = ultimate neg.

    3. Pope Jimbo

      Uffda. I knew Julia story was pretty obnoxious, but I never thought of raping and killing her. Maybe she was right to appeal to Big Daddy Government.

      1. Suthenboy

        When I would call Obama a commie I almost always got a response of “Whaaaa? Huuuuh? Whadyamean? Oh, you are too cynical. You exaggerate too much.”

        Me: “Oh yeah? Life of Julia Mofo.”

        Stoopid Mofo: “Whaaaaaaa? Huuuh? Who?”

        1. Akira

          “Whaaaa? Huuuuh? Whadyamean? Oh, you are too cynical. You exaggerate too much.”

          Oh, so the same faux-incredulity that they throw out when you mention the possibility of gun confiscation? “Whaaa?? Take your guns away? Who ever said that? Nobody wants to take your guns away!!”

          … Five minutes after they were just gushing about how wonderful it was that other countries “took action” (e.g. confiscated guns) after mass shootings and lamented that people in the US do not want the same thing.

  77. The Late P Brooks

    The fact that he refers to “common” rubbing alcohol as something you’d want to put into your engine gives me very little confidence.

    Probably true. “Heet” proprietary additive (methanol) would be the way to go, if you felt an alcohol fuel dryer were called for. I would not use rubbing alcohol.

    In the context of the guy’s post, however, I think he’s referring to use as a fuel conditioner or engine and fuel system cleaner to be used immediately, not for long term storage.

    In my case, I’m looking for something to replace lost volatility and bump the energy content up. I’m not planning to carry a jug of toluene around with me to dump some in every time I fill up.

    1. pan fried wylie

      I’m not planning to carry a jug of toluene around with me to dump some in every time I fill up.

      Duh. That’s why you rig up a bottle next to the parking brake.

      1. slumbrew

        The bottle is for NoS – it’s like you’ve never even seen the Fast and Furious.

        1. pan fried wylie

          I haven’t, but the nitrous bottle turboboost goes pretty far back in Movie History so there’s plenty other examples that form the basis of my knowledge of automotive mechanics, tyvm.

          The toluene bottle goes between the nitrous tank and the brake lever.