I can never keep Brett L’s performance enhancing substances policy violations work travel schedule straight, so it came as something of a surprise when he asked me to pinch hit today.
So, is there anything newsworthy today not already discussed? Probably not. But let’s take a swing at it, shall we?
NY Times batting a thousand.
If I were a coach in Chicago, there would be much more practice going on.
Are you blind??? Oh….
The Hall of Fame is for baseball people. Heaven is for good people. — Jim Dwyer
Go on out and Play Ball!
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Democrats Propose Mandatory Speech Buyback for Dangerous Ideas
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-propose-mandatory-free-speech-buyback-for-dangerous-ideas
Did they shoot themselves in the testicles too?
And that’s when the drugs fell out.
Any Democrats who have theirs safely kept in a lockbox would have to go to the alleged woman who allegedly has the lockboxes in order to get to them in order to shoot them.
First?
I’m suspended for post-dehancing drugs
JFC. Performance-dehancing drugs. Is it Friday yet?
I figured you were taking drugs that made your posts here worse.
Suspended from your job?
LOL – no, not suspended from anything. Not even Twitter 🙁
Well, it did dehance your post.
Correct
No cherry-flavored vaping for YOU!
BOO
I can see why a Google maps cane would be cool
That is one of those inventions I think “why didn’t I come up with that?”. Hopefully it will help a lot of people.
*narrows gaze*
Google maps doesn’t always work, with some horrid results,
I know,
But what happens to the maps created by the canes?
“Jul 25, 2017 · Two years ago, [2015] the highest end Roomba models added cameras and sensors that enabled the robovacs to quietly build maps of users’ homes” AND THEN THE COMPANY SOLD COPIES OF THE MAPS
https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/nation-now/2017/07/25/roomba-plans-sell-maps-users-homes/508578001/
It keeps getting worse.
To who? Cat burglars?
Burglar cats
“To who? Cat Burglars?”
No. Cat burglars and quiet and rarely hurt anyone. They steal on the sly.
They sold them to armed robbers. Not subtle, not quiet and are usually have itchy trigger fingers.
So… the local SWAT team?
“NY Times batting a thousand.”
At least it’s consistent with their position on guns.
…pinch hit…yeeeer out, Bolton!…batting a thousand…more practice…
*narrows gaze*
Even when called in at the last minute SP still maintains high quality links.
That is how you win a series, with a strong bullpen.
Thank you, SP, for the links, especially when the burden is higher for the rush job.
Yeah, she knocked it out of the park.
The best links. And cookies too.
This is probably a link HM will enjoy – Jerry O’Connell channeling Wendy Williams while hosting The Wendy Williams Show.
For fans of cringe humor and things that are obviously racist but for some reason no one seems to think they are racist but lmfao this is racist.
Nice neck tats.
Better Wendy Williams
That was the strangest episode of Sliders I have ever seen.
Call Tyrone…
The good thing is next week they’ll be in a whole different universe.
Aren’t you supposed to be at an interview?
My business is finished for the day.
Mine too. I’ve earned a nap. But I also just had a Red Bull, so I’m conflicted.
So, they dropped the writ today for the Canadian Federal election (October 21st, 2019), just in time for us to find out that the Libs invoked “cabinet confidentiality” to prevent the RCMP from investigating whether there was any attempt to obstruct justice in the SNC-Lavalin affair.
Shitstain, thy name is Trudeau.
This is bad. If he did nothing why is he doing this?
He’s some piece of work this asshole.
Now we have to listen to this shithead and his clown party talk about ‘saving democracy’ all the while they undermine it at every turn. Justin has a wannabe authoritarian fetish.
Honest to God, I’m really, really tired of the opposition parties not taking the gloves off for this sort of thing (“Oooooh, no, we don’t wanna run those kinds of ads — they’re so American!”).
I’d be running stuff that emphasized all of this shit, 24 / 7 / until-election-day.
Odds are we’re gonna get a minority Parliament with the Libs still forming the government and the NDs pulling the strings. If that happens, I might actually see Alberta separation in my lifetime. Though I wouldn’t count on that, either — Albertans still have something to lose, at least at the moment.
I know. It’s crazy how apathetic we Canadians are with this shit.
He should be fucken tossed on out on his retard ass.
One of the more prominent Alberta separatists has already gone on record saying that the only way Alberta separation has a hope in Hell is if Trudeau gets re-elected.
Yep.
Maybe Trump can buy Alberta instead of Greenland.
Sure. He could put Tardeau over his knee and spank him until he gives up Alberta for $1.98 (USD of course!). After all, Le Dauphin certainly acts as if Alberta isn’t worth any more than that . . .
“Oooooh, no, we don’t wanna run those kinds of ads — they’re so American!”
At least something unites your country.
Not even that, sadly — it’s mostly the reaction of Central Canadians (usually of the Laurentian Elite class) and Left Coasties.
Pure laine Québécois only hate Americans because they’re anglos, you see, while most Prairie folks couldn’t care less, people in the interior of B.C. have better things to expend their emotional energies on, and Maritimers generally feel quite close to the New England states.
NY Times batting a thousand.
Some airplanes did some things….
lol
Kinda sorta forget, mmkay?
/nyt
The plane discharged at approximately 9:15 on September 11th 2001 destroying one building and killing thousands. A second plane responded similarly discharging 20 minutes later destroying an additional building. The rest of the fleet was put on temporary leave for two days pending an investigation.
Planes did that?!?! Damn. No wonder AOC doesn’t want us flying anywhere.
“An Illinois teen wakes up every morning believing it’s June 11 after she suffered a traumatic head injury during a dance that makes her memory ‘reset’ every two hours.
Riley Horner, 16, was out with her friends at a social dance held by the Future Farms of America State Convention on June 11 when she was accidentally kicked in the head by another student who wascrowd surfing.
The Monmouth teen’s doctors first dismissed her head injury as a concussion and she was sent home with crutches.
But Riley’s family knew something was wrong when she suffered dozens of seizures and required countless follow-up hospital visits. Now the teen struggles to remember what day it is.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7453417/Girl-16-wakes-thinking-day-June-11-kicked-head-three-months-ago.html
Uh, this was a movie
Its a reverse groundhogs day.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_First_Dates
My wife swears I watched this movie with her, but I don’t remember that.
You’ve seen it 50 times.
She hits you over the head after each viewing, so you’ll watch it again with her.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343660/
Although the Daily Mail refers to the wrong one.
The writer forgot the name of the movie.
And probably spelled it wrong for good measure.
Crowd surfing at an FFA dance?
Not as bad as this guy.
I had no idea that crutches could be used to treat a head injury
Three things: 1, This was written by a reporter, so it’s almost certainly wrong in several respects. 2, This was written by a reporter for the Daily Mail, so it’s definitely wrong in several respects. 3, For all we know, “crutches” is limey for “bandages.”
Crutches are a delightful wafer-based confectionary traditionally produced in Heathfordshiredontonston, County Essussex UK, with less sugar than your bloody American “cookies”.
“NY Times batting a thousand.”
If they deleted the airplanes, then are they admitting it wan not the airplanes that were at fault?
In 2007, Forbes magazine estimated Pickens’ net worth at $3 billion. He eventually slid below $1 billion and off the magazine’s list of wealthiest Americans. In 2016, the magazine put his worth at $500 million.-
So he got rich and oil and “broke” in renewables? There’s a lesson there.
If you want to be a millionaire, start with a billion dollars and
launch a new airlinego into renewables.‘Airplanes took aim and brought down the World Trade Center’
Airplanes, like scary, black military-style-assault-laserguided-heatseaking-death rifles, are completely sentient murder murder machines that drive one to kill kill kill.
Only because the deplorables cannot afford to buy an airplane, individuals are not banned from owning them.
“Look, some people did a thing, ok?” -Illy
Well, airplanes are the thing that goes up.
re the “smart cane”: On our recent vacation, we were trying to get from I-75 to Maumee Bay State Park near Toledo, and the Google Maps directions led us into a scrapyard, so my confidence in that particular app is somewhat diminished.
or it takes you through the worst traffic available, to save .5 miles……
Yeah, our Garmin GPS in our car does that. A lot. When we take it to Europe. ?
Waze or GTFO. (Although Google owns them now, they are still excellent for the most part.)
I’m surprised they haven’t been forced to remove the police marking feature.
Google maps shows speed traps, never thought might be a bad thing, if nothing else, it slows traffic in the area,
isn’t that the Goal?
Oh, you.
Waze and the Googs both have a penchant for “shortcuts” that end up trying to turn left w/o a light into bumper to bumper traffic. No thanks.
Speaking of shortcuts, Waze tried to lead me to the occupied territories when I was driving from the Dead Sea to Tel Aviv.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOW_kPzY_JY
I like Waze.
LA dragged them in for “talks,” because the Hollywood Hills people got mad that the plebes were driving around on their streets. Nothing changed. I guess the “talks” were unsuccessful. I use it everyday.
Noticed the change the change from “Just stick to the Constitution as written and leave me alone. Especially in the morning.” To “Would you kindly just stick to the Constitution as written and leave me alone, especially in the morning?”
Is this a subtle lesson in “Insufferable Politeness?”
Indeed, I changed it way back when I began doing those posts.
If you want to go anywhere in Toledo, (or anywhere in Ohio) Google correctly identifies the scrapyard as a proper substitute.
To be fair its sometimes hard to distinguish between scrapyards and parks in Toledo.
French company liable after employee dies during sex on business trip[
A French company has been found liable for the death of an employee who had a cardiac arrest while having sex with a stranger on a business trip.
Every feel like you live in an alter-reality world? That’s what I feel every day.
Hashtag France
I mean,
That’s the most French thing I heard in years (since I had the pleasure of explaining what a ‘spritzer’ was to a young French lady, in fact, and her horrified reply).
“Like taking a shower”
French people don’t take showers all that often. Continental Europe is blanketed by BO. I’m calling bullshit
Some of them don’t even change their drawers daily.
At least he died doing what he loved
. . . doing who he loved?
“JUST IN: The US Patent & Trademark Office has issued an initial decision on Ohio State’s attempt to trademark the word “THE.” They have refused the application.”
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1171835031494569984
“Why the way we teach kids table manners is actually kind of racist
The message that eating food with your hands is unmannered is dripping with the control and shame of colonization — and we need to rethink our idea of “good manners,” says chef and food activist Joshna Maharaj.”
https://www.todaysparent.com/family/parenting/why-the-way-we-teach-kids-table-manners-is-actually-kind-of-racist/
Go fork yourself.
“food activist”
I’m old enough to remember when “activists” concerned themselves with people starving rather than policing table manners.
Is this what they mean by “privilege”?
So I should eat my Mcdouble with a knife and fork?
Eating utensils, if clean, far improve public health over using hands. These people are going after every life-improving advance of western civilization because it might have been invented by white men who owned, or indirectly profited from oppression.
owned slaves…
Interesting that the concept of using a fork to eat (as opposed to turning food while it cooked) originates from the Middle East and was received hostilely in Europe for the longest time, and even considered sinful, as it was associated with Muslim customs. After losing associations with Islam, not using one’s hands was still considered effeminate in Western culture until the Modern period. As for the concept of eating utensils to begin with, that clearly can be credited to the Chinese.
All credit goes to the first monkey with the termite catching stick.
Even better.
That was anti-colonial because termites live in colonies.
It was anti-socialist.
Ouch. Thanks.
The whole thing is ridiculous. Indian mores, as well as many other cultures, view eating with one’s left hand to be disgusting. I see no mention of trying to change the sinistrophobia of Indians.
Because it’s discrimination to tell people not to dip their butt wiping hand into a communal food dish?
So it is cultural appropriation and therefore racist? I am ruling this article as valid.
Huh. I was taught that its use spread with the adoption of the noodle. Wikipedia kind of backs that up.
Right. And pasta spread into the rest of Europe from Italy circa the 16th century, which was the beginning of the Modern period. There was some resistance towards eating noodles as, even though pasta, in the West, originated in Classical Greece, it went East first and became associated with Arabs, before it went West.
I don’t really give a shit who did it first. That has no bearing on….well, on anything. I use utensils and I love pasta. If the inventors stop using or eating whatever tomorrow I will carry on and teach my children the same.
It isnt about white people. It is about tearing down the world’s most successful and thus strongest society in the world’s history. It is about reversing the enlightenment.
You’re an idiot.
He probably doesn’t wash after he takes a dump.
“Put it on a plate, son. It will taste better.”
“Can’t get better than this, ma.”
“mmm, I’m ready to dig into this tomato basil soup”
“oh, it looks like they forgot to get you a spoon, I’ll flag a waiter”
“no, no, I’ve always believed that food tastes better when it’s delivered to your mouth by your hands, regardless of what you’re eating.”
“check please!”
“REEEEEEEEEEEEEE RACIST,!!!”
I wish he’d be required to consume a bowl of scalding hot soup and get back to us.
You know what I want in all my meals? Your fucking germs from your gross fucking hands. Christ, what an asshole.
I guess I have a whole drawer of colonization at home.
Packed into that drawer organizer like sardines, deprived of sunlight for the duration between meals, communally sprayed down and scrubbed with brushes like an animal.
Add some regular whipping and lynch any that fall on the floor, and it’s practically Trumps America (TM) in there.
“Go fork yourself”
At least you are posting this comment from a good place.
What you did there? I seen it.
Glad someone other than Janet did.
Continuing the loony-toon northern VA commuting stories from the last thread……the father of one of my son’s friends works in Alexandria and lives by us in Glen Allen. Here’s his weekday: he leaves the house at about 5:30, drives to the Amtrak station to catch the 6 AM train. Gets into Alexandria about 8, walks a few blocks to the Metro, takes that to a stop a block away from his office by 8:30. End of the day, he retraces his steps backwards, train pulls in about 8:30, he gets home about 8:45. So 15 or so hours away from home, every single day. He’s not alone, there are others who commute from Richmond to DC in order to be able to afford a place to live.
Damn, just find another job.
He wouldn’t make nearly the same salary here. It’s his attempt to beat the system – make a NoVa salary and pay a Richmond cost of living. Even spending something like ten grand a year on Amtrak monthly passes, he still comes out ahead…..but goddamn, I’d rather just make my measly salary and not spend all of my waking hours either commuting or working.
Doesn’t seem worth it to me, but to each his own.
Time = money. Actually TIme > money.
No job is worth that, IMO
And I’m annoyed by the 45 minutes it takes me to pick up my daughter and drive home.
Yeah, that’s crazy.
I managed to finagle a 3x/week telework schedule during the Metro shutdown. Went back to my 2x/week schedule this week. What a fucking cluster it has been. There’s only one track at my home station operational, so every day is one damn text alert after another about the Yellow line not functioning.
That’s another thing – since the Metro is worthless, when it’s not working he has to then take an Uber from the train station to the office.
It wasn’t working all summer in Alexandria, so that is one expensive commute. I bet there is a DASH bus that goes to his office, though.
Hopefully they’ll replace whatever is causing those pesky underground electrical fires.
Like, the trains, and track, platforms, and signage, and employees. And the city it’s in.
Alright, we’re just going to get somewhere like Singapore to rename their subway “The DC Metro”, only way “The DC Metro” will ever function.
Maybe he takes the bus sometimes then? I dunno, They’re school friends so we haven’t seen them much since the spring.
Meanwhile….
https://www.9news.com/gallery/weather/ski-conditions/photos-arapahoe-basin-busts-out-the-snow-guns/73-dde208e3-a373-49b3-842b-06c1666f0fec
Thanks for torturing me, especially since I won’t be able to get to CO this year!
Torture? My kid sends me pics from mountains pretty much weekly.
Little asshole.
Join us Tundra. You know you want to…
I do, I just don’t want to pay the fucking prices!
I will live in the mountains, though.
Try Leadville.
The last true mountain town and has reasonable cost of living.
Fairplay’s cheap too.
Fairplay is my weekend stomping ground since my in-laws have a place there. Traffic has really picked up on weekends, but there are plenty of places to get away in South Park.
Gonna have yourself a time?
If Ruth Ann and Lynn are there…
Ugh. Bummer.
They’re about to open a silver line stop next to my office. The optimist in me says that it’ll get some of the idiots off the road. The realist in me knows that it’s gonna be a cluster fuck of traffic on top of the already existing cluster fuck of traffic.
Does he get mind bending blow jobs at work?
Cuz that’s the only way that commute makes (barely) any sense.
Nope.
I missed a lot of stuff when my kids were younger, made some changes to dramatically reduce commute/travel. Everything was better.
Fucking hate commutes.
This, after keeping my commute to 15 minutes, I would have a hard time considering a job that was even 30 minutes each way.
Someone told me that Capital One runs a bus from their offices in Richmond to their offices in McLean for some of their employees.
L’Enfant right now
https://twitter.com/TheAndyHolland/status/1171890896763314181
“Living close to work shouldn’t be a luxury for the rich. It’s a right for everyone.”
https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/status/1171238016289034240
Cool – I’ve always wanted to live in a factory town.
I’m willing to bet most rich people live farther from where they work than poor people.
It’s a zoning issue.
Now those poor bastards attempting Metro will be caught in the thunderstorm
That’s like a mid-NJ to NYC bad commute.
Ass Wednesday splits your day right down the middle.
http://archive.is/F6LFw
UNPOSSIBLE
https://www.upi.com/Health_News/2019/09/11/Transgender-conversion-therapy-linked-to-psychological-distress-study-says/9221568222436/?sl=2
Related:
https://pjmedia.com/trending/clown-world-canadian-cancer-society-claims-men-without-cervixes-can-get-cervical-cancer/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*pause for a deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What the fuck, Rufus?
What’s the suicide rate for kids that think they are the opposite sex but as they grow up decide they are in fact their biological sex?
From the T Boone Article
“OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — T. Boone Pickens, a brash and quotable oil tycoon who grew even wealthier through corporate takeover attempts, died Wednesday. He was 91.”
Call me crazy but I think the AP is not a fan of T. Boone.
Some NPR reporter on Twitter noted his death by listing many of his donations to Republicans. He’s since deleted it.
Don’t go on Twitter. There is a mob of people demanding his money not go to family but is instead stolen by the government.
Of course, because he didn’t build that.
Vampires.
Wonder how much he’ll leave to Oklahoma State athletics?
Hi SP!
Thanks for the lynx.
Do you think we could do a deal for a citizen swap with Hong Kong?
Wow:
Classic commie agit-prop. Don’t tell me they’re not commies any more.
Not wanting to get subsumed by the ChiCom juggernaut = anti-government fanatic.
*not true Communists
Division benefits the political class even as it tears apart the populace.
https://nypost.com/2019/09/10/us-feels-divisive-in-9-11-aftermath-as-memories-of-unity-fade/
New Jersey fertility clinic is ordered to hand over list of sperm donors after white couple gave birth to an Asian baby in a ‘nightmare scenario’ that ultimately led to them getting a divorce
lololololololol and omgomgomgomgomgomgomg at that headline
jfc
$500,000?!!?!
I know fertility treatments are expensive but I think they got ripped off.
Prices that high are usually reserved for getting one’s idiot offspring into a second-tier university.
She’s Eurasian. She clearly has a shot at Stanford.
I still think the best part of that whole imbroglio was the e-mail in which one of the moms was pissed off that she paid a whole bunch of money and her kid only got into Arizona State University.
I thought that all you had to do to get in ASU was be willing to do porn?
That’s how I got in. I was willing. Turned out they didn’t need me to perform though.
MAURY! MAURY! MAURY! MAURY! MAURY! MAURY!
Winning comment:
“They got the wong baby”
No need to worry he will still be on the hook for support.
In NJ during the birth you just sign a form!
https://www.state.nj.us/health/vital/documents/factsheet/birth/pop_flyer_english.pdf
I remember annoying my wife by suggesting that I was consider everything before I signed at the hospital.
But Asian kid more likely to be smart, grow up successful and take care of parents?
#silverlinings
Pretty messed up, but I don’t see how that leads to divorce.
She wants to keep the kid, he doesn’t. It is her baby but not his. I can see that precipitating a divorce.
Show me the man and I will find you the crime.
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/breaking-testimony-reveals-obama-ag-urged-prosecution-of-pro-life-investigators-daleiden-and-merritt
Prosecution would have given them a platform that wouldn’t have been good for the long-term political aims of the dem establishment. Better to sweep this under the rug. Process as punishment.
Trump is going to make hay with this.
Powerful moment New Zealand firefighters honour 9/11 first responders with a stirring haka on the 18th anniversary of the terrorist attack that claimed 2,977 lives
Put them on the invasion list, President Trump!
Fuck’n Kiwi libs.
I always thought it would be cool to do one of those haka things before our hockey games. But only 2 of us have functioning legs so it probably wouldn’t be as dramatic.
Doctors rebuild split penis using honey
Big Holistic is gonna lose their minds.
But did his golden retriever lick the honey off?
“Hey ladies, my dick tastes like honey.”
There’s easier ways to do that.
“My Winnie just found the honey jar and now he wants to visit your Pooh”
Eeeeewwww!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FxSEW_LmyY
Let Fourscore know about this?
Already the FDA has been breathing down my neck because of my medicinal claims of Fourscore Original Tonic. They didn’t try it with enough vodka to make them happy and believe they could whip anyone’s ass in the place. Science, yeah, right
Fourscore informed.
Trump administration readies ban on flavored e-cigarettes amid outbreak of vaping-related deaths
Ciggies will once again comfort us – thanks, President Trump!
Most libertarian President ever!
SHUT UP LIBTARD
No dissing Trump with 48 hours of firing the warstache! Revisit this tomorrow.
Literally Hitler
Dear god that is stupid
So… only flavors kill? Or is this just not making any sense at all any more?
It’s not making any sense.
The thing is the flavors are food based flavorings…so most vapers will buy the juice then add there own. At home. In uncontrolled environments. Which could lead to some health issues. Or it could just accelerate the process of natural selection.
*their
Aren’t flavored regular cigarettes banned? I believe the exception exists only for mint/menthol, which is either racist or anti-racist, I always forget which one.
I haven’t checked, but maybe there is a run on e-juice. Because I wouldn’t be surprised if this lead to panic buying.
What a crock of shit. Move the people who like the fruit flavors back to real cigs because the tobacco flavor vape juice supposedly tastes like shit.
Juul’s tobacco flavor tastes fine to me. Been using it for over a year.
Will menthol still be allowed I wonder?
It would be racist to outlaw menthol.
I really want to use a Juul instead of smoking and maybe it’s just too late, but those things make me cough a lot more than smoking.
Water vapo < ciggie smoke.
KEEP ON SMOKIN'!
Enh, you get used to it very quickly.
Cigs made me cough. Not heavily like some, but it was there and pretty persistent.
I don’t cough anymore. At all.
There’s not nearly as much tax money in Juul pods as there is in tobacco.
Don’t give them ideas.
There already on it. Several states have started taxing it at tobacco rates. They’re not up to cigarette rates yet, but as time goes on they will move to even it out. The states rely too heavily on smokers to fill the coffers. It’s like they’re addicted or something.
*There = They’re
I’m so ashamed
That would nearly quadruple to cost to me. I would not be very happy with that – at all.
I file the taxes for a wholesaler that deals in tobacco. Taxes are coming. Brace for it. NJ has been taxing it for a little while, but it’s not that high. PA just began taxing it at the same rate as non-cigarette tobacco. Other states will join over the next couple of years. If it’s popularity sticks despite the flavor ban, they’re definitely going to jack it up to cigarette tax levels. They’ll just even it out based on wholesale price, or figure out how much nicotine is equivalent to a cigarette and use that to base the tax rate on.
Polish armed border guards smash windows of Greenpeace’s Rainbow Warrior with sledgehammers
literal lol
Pfft. Broken windows? The French used limpet mines.
Almost as good as the climate change fuckos getting stuck in the ice while looking for the evidence of ice loss.
Womp, womp.
I thought the French sunk that thing?
They first tried to sink the ship using their submarine, but we know how that worked out.
So the Rainbow Warrior is powered by….
Were they dressed as Indians ? (indigenous people, my bad)
ATCs of 9/11. Pretty much the only government employees I admire, just because of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZu902aiDKU
Good watch, thanks KK!
Cheaper than a divorce?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7451953/Former-Survivor-producer-convicted-killing-wife-freed.html
Also: your wife finds out you’re cheating on her, you scam some vacation sex then kill her and stuff her body in a sewer, serve only 7 years.
Alpha AF.
“it was reported that Borgus’ sisters were only allowed supervised visits with the children as they had ‘bad-mouthed’ Beresford-Redman in front of them.”
Well, he is a convicted murderer, so….
Who Is Caroline Calloway And Why Is Everyone Talking About Her? Let Us Explain.
This is what happens when there is a shortage of tha Claw.
Once again no one knows anything about social media or the world.
Hustlers Review: A Fun Scammer Story With A Heart Of Gold
OMG NUDITY!
“And yeeeer out, Bolton!”
I get a kick out of the MSM. When he was the SA, he was an evil warmonger that only an evil warmonger like Trump would hire, so Orange Man Bad.
And now that he’s gone, he was an alternate voice who understood the world better than most, which means Trump fired him because he didn’t like what Bolton told him, so Orange Man Bad.
They seem honestly unaware of how blatantly, obviously full of shit they are.
It’s fascinating to me. Hiring Bolton is Hitleresque. Firing Bolton shows how terrible Trump is.
And nobody seems to notice this.
I figured it out! The left are Irish, Oranje Man bad.
Bolton has always wanted war with Eastasia
Except in this case no revisionism is required. Warstache wants war with everyone, even Andorra and San Marino
I’m sure he’s in favor of invading Oceania too.
Fuck Andorra, goddamn Ewoks deserve to die.
Isn’t that where the unobtanium comes from?
https://twitter.com/wrightleaf/status/1171466362855649280
Amazing. I hope it sticks.
Some of the sneetches had stars upon thars
They couldn’t make the rainbow flag take off, and that one even made sense.
OK – has anybody seen dbleagle? We need to to get him to explain this whole ALOHA business pronto!
LOLOL – satire or not
4chaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!
Someone said Hello (Hitler Expects Life Long Obedience) to me in the street today. I reported that Nazi to the Police who seemed strangely disinterested. They are all in it together.
Whoops hit send too fast. That’s from the replies
Also, if anyone offers you a “high five,” disengage. It stands for “Hitler is great, he forever is virtuous emperor.”
Also known as a “Heil Five”.
What the everloving fuck…
https://americanmind.org/essays/is-america-worth-saving/
For those of you that lack the intestinal fortitude to solider through this impenetrable wall of text, I give you this highlight:
“A spectrum is haunting online—the spectrum of autism. Faced with an endless barrage of disenchantment, young Americans increasingly conform to the architectonic attitudes and sensibilities of the Archive in order to survive digital life. The autistic sensibility is becoming normative on the internet”
If anyone can divine that the hell this essay is trying to say, please enlighten me.
People on the spectrum now have a place to socialize without making eye contact. Somehow, that’s bad.
They will join autistic colonies and battle against Skynet. Weaponized autism for the win!
He’s saying it’s bad because y’all Aspies need Jesus.
But we should totally continue the conservatarian fusionist project.
James Poulos.
Oof.
I believe the new incidence of autism is 70 out of every 69 children.
I’ve got to figure out how to use architectonic in a conversation tomorrow.
When there’s an earthquake in Riverdale?
School assignment for XX Tax Deduction: Ask an adult about their experience during 9/11 and what they feel some of the after-effexts have been.
XX TD treated to a profanity-filled rant about the government using it as an excuse to lock down Americans. Cue “Mom, are you okay?”
No I am not fucking okay. I’m pissed. But at least I’m not crying anymore.
I was promised peanuts and Cracker Jacks.
Do you care if you ever come back?
No. No, I really don’t.
Awwww. /runs off crying
No, no! I don’t want to leave Glibs for real life!
Is this your safe space?
*runs to corner of Glibs, curls up*
*cuddles blankie and sucks on pacifier*
Mojeaux, please calmly put the pacifier down and use this holy water, antibiotic, bleach based mouthwash. SF left that here muttering something about Yog Binkythoth
*ptooey*
“Cracker Jack”
/pedant
Homes with Four Wheels: Inside New York City’s Underground Van Life
Libertopia is alive and well in the whitest section of Brooklyn.
https://youtu.be/zH64dlgyydM
Question for the class: has anyone else served as a gentleman caller to a woman who lived in a van?
I have.
For more details please see my amazon wish list.
If it’s rockin’, don’t come a knockin’?
His Amazon wishlist probably asks for either the jaws of life or a slim jim. Please do not help him break into this poor woman’s van.
This is the place where a car was parked for 25 years before it was towed.
https://www.thedrive.com/news/29001/1971-cadillac-towed-away-after-spending-25-years-parked-in-brooklyn-neighborhood
Why are they keeping the vans underground? To keep the paint from fading? Avoiding pigeon poop?
I bet you so-called geniuses who thought raising the minimum wage would lead to more automation and less jobs feel stupid today. Oregon AFL-CIO union leaders have solved that issue
I don’t know about the rest of you weirdos, but nothing cheers me up more than a chance to talk with a teenage proto-socialist working in a checkout line.
That and paying more for groceries.
and waiting in line, since there’s rarely a line for one of the six self-checkouts.
The Walmart here has like 20+ self checkouts, and you can buy your beer as well, unlike Cali
If those assholes want work, how about a ballot initiative to end state franchising of liquor stores. And end the rest of OLCC including bottle deposit and marijuana regulation.
What’s next, unlicensed hair braiders? You’re a monster.
It’s the New Jersey gas station business model.
Oregon gas station model.
TATTS TERRIBLE These terrible tattoos will make you feel better about your own bad decisions
I like the et one.
The spider looks real, good artwork for certain
Google “Homer as a Vagina” from Buzzfeed. Best Simpsons tattoo ever and very NSFW.
I’ll pass, thanks
Most of those are very good tattoos.
Yeah, the art is very good on a lot of them.
I just don’t like tattoos, period.
not seeing a problem with the cat exploded diagram
except where’s the thermostat ?
Great piece again Ozymandias – overdue as usual.
However – WRT to biologicals and vaccines, do you have any comments re: the mandatory smallpox vaccine, or has that been fully established/proven prior to the early 90s – or does that demonstrate a good model for future work?
I wasn’t aware Craig Kilborn had an Instagram page where he displays his completely random, irreverent, and all together pointless sense of humor.
To each their own of course but let me be the first Glibertarian commenter to say that this gentleman tickles my fancy.
He sucked on SportsCenter. Since he left, he’s ok.
The Daily Show just wasn’t the same after he left 🙁
Like the Stones after Lou Reed died?
Never listened to em to begin with.
Wait Lou Reed died? Did drugs fall out of his ass while the Browns were burying him after he read in Nineteen Eighty Farm that Trump was impeached?
198Farm, a Glibertarians.com publication
Someone needs to write that.
But which variety of, for lack of a better term, kinky do we want?
John is somebody that I actually got along with very well,” Trump said, then added that Bolton had made some “very big mistakes.”
“When he talked about the Libyan model for Kim Jong Un — that was not a good statement to make,” Trump said. “You just take a look at what happened with Qaddafi.”
Trump said he didn’t blame Kim for being upset about the remark. “That was not a good statement to make and it set us back” in the U.S. discussions with North Korea, Trump said.
Trump said he also disagreed with Bolton’s support of the war in Iraq and his zealous campaign to oust Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro.
“I disagreed with John Bolton on his attitudes on Venezuela,” Trump said. “I thought he was way out of line.”
He’s saying the right things about why he canned Bolton, but actions speak louder than words, and the actions have been tepid.
Let Israel and the Saudis take care of Iran, not our problem, as for NK, Japan can fix it
Trump never liked Bolton’s mustache.
The president has spent a career fixed on image, prizing striking looks and frequently boasting about family members and Cabinet officials who look like they “stepped out of central casting.”
Bolton’s bushy mustache simply didn’t fit the part.
SF writes for AP?
The thing with Kim happened a while ago and Trump kept him on. If he felt that strongly he should have shitcanned him then but he let him stay on and try to foster a not even half-assed, a third-assed, coup in Venezuela. He was stupid to keep him on this long but better late than never. He’s also looking like he’s going to replace Bolton with yet another neocon.
DJT: “Well John, this Lil Kim guy is something. Hard to figure him out.”
Bolton: “Kill him.”
DJT: “Then we have the mullahs in Iran, and they’re…”
Bolton: “Kill them.”
DJT: “Not to mention that guy in Syria, the guy in Venezuela, those NATO leaders that won’t pay their bills. I’ll tell ya, it’s…”
Bolton: “Kill, kill, kill.”
DJT: “Sorry John, I have to take this call, it’s Kanye.”
Bolton: “Kill. Wait… ask him if he’s going to put out another album with Pusha T.”
Babylon bee keeps killing it,
https://babylonbee.com/news/portland-overtakes-mos-eisley-as-most-wretched-hive-of-scum-and-villainy
According to the article, Portland, Oregon, not Portland, Maine.
For the first time in human history, water vapor detected in atmosphere of a planet orbiting a star other than the one Earth orbits around. The planet has an average radius of 2.01 to 2.47 time that of Earth, a mass of 6.05 to 9.76 times that of Earth, and is orbiting a star with a mass 0.37 to 0.46 times the mass and average radius 0.356 to 0.432 times the average radius of the star Earth orbits around.
https://arxiv.org/abs/1909.04642
http://exoplanet.eu/catalog/k2-18_b/
But enough about Rosie O’Donnell
Clever facebook ad for G*NZ:
https://youtu.be/pQU2ffjKcEU
Murf!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EENQoXNXYAAuMvn.jpg:large
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1171131550693355521
Awwwwwww
Smells like plague
Future barfly chick is fawning over hipster dude with manbun and tats.
It’s ruining my dinner.
Manbuns are the worst.
I take it you are not the hipster dude in question.
I briefly went for a topknot back in 94. It was…. unfortunate.
Yeah, I tried to rock an “adult” ponytail in the early Oughts. The spousal unit put a stop to that pretty quickly. Upon reflection, she did me a favour.
Does an “adult” ponytail mean it’s erect?
Nope. Just broken down and sad.
^^This guy gets it.
No, that means the pony is about to shit.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
I had a ponytail in the early ’90s. For formal events I’d tie it with a black ribbon.
There’s a reason I keep my hair short.
Per the spousal unit’s instructions (“. . . or else . . .”), all evidence has been destroyed, and the Secretary has disavowed any knowledge of my actions.
Boys, the Flow is what you want.
Of course the buzzcut is now what I need…
/old
Shawn Cassidy hair… I had that once a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
I think the only pic was on my grad student ID which was destroyed for posterity.
Watching the History Channel shows about 9/11. This is the first time I’ve actually watched these, and it brings back clearly how horrible those days were.
On 9/11 I was working directly across 395 from the Pentagon. I was in a meeting in our office when someone came in to tell us that a plane had hit the WTC. We all thought it was an accident. When they came back in to say the second tower was hit, we knew it wasn’t.
I went back to my desk to see if I could find some news when we felt the shudder. Someone from an office facing the Pentagon said it had been hit. Boss came through a few minutes later and told us to get home. I grabbed a couple friends and started heading home. We holed up there until that night before it was clear enough to drive them to their cars.
I lived about a mile from the Pentagon, and that night I went up and sat on a hill overlooking the sight. I knew then that the world was about to change, and not for the better.
The smell from the fire lingered for days. The funerals at Arlington took even longer. I knew a couple people lost that day, and more lost in the wars to come.
It was, by far, the worst day of my life.
Yeah, I’ve been watching and listening to a lot of stuff today.
Sorry for those you lost, man. I remember almost unbearable panic waiting to find out about a few friends who were there.