Wednesday Afternoon Links

After blood sacrifices and many vile oaths, the Expedition is shifting again. The ultimate culprit? A 5 amp fuse. I guess I just misread the fuse box instructions, because I checked about six of them before ordering parts. However, both my sons thought the old shifter, taken apart was pretty bitchin’, and they don’t know dad blew $250 to fix a $.25 problem. Lemme tell you, I know a fuckton more about all the safety electronics surrounding the brake systems of modern cars though.

UN reports record cocaine production. And here I thought the blue hats just pimped kids.

Good lord, this is not for the weak of stomach. A man was found alive after a bear broke his spine and dragged him back to a den. Holy fuck.

EU vows to rip off SpaceX Falcon 9.

People who don’t understand how commodities work, part 100,404,845. Although, I’d totally go be an asteroid miner once my kids are raised.

 

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375 responses to “Wednesday Afternoon Links”

  1. Florida Man

    Good lord, this is not for the weak of stomach. A man was found alive after a bear broke his spine and dragged him back to a den. Holy fuck.-

    I’m kind of skeptical. If the bear was saving him for food, why didn’t it eat him within the month?

    1. The Other Kevin

      At the end of the article, it does mention some discrepancies such as the incident not registered in the region it supposedly happened, and the man not speaking the language of the region where it supposedly happened.

      1. AlexinCT

        Did anyone make sure the supposed bear was not Steve Smith and that this guy was kept alive cause Steve Smith wanted to …

    2. Tonio

      Well, he didn’t report being raped…

      1. The Other Kevin

        He had a broken back, so he might have thought the bear was just hugging him.

      2. Hyperion

        Good thing it was a bear and not some version of a SMITH.

      3. DrOtto

        So, not sexy.

    3. Rhywun

      I’m not looking at that again but it reminded me of the wax corpse that “comes to life” in Se7en.

    4. Tundra

      Kind of skeptical? I’m super-duper skeptical.

      Cool if true though.

      1. Florida Man

        I would feel bad if I called the dude a liar and it turned out to be true.

        1. invisible finger

          So you’re not a Democrat.

          1. Florida Man

            I self identify as an enthusiastic nihilist.

          2. ChipsnSalsa

            That must be exhausting.

        2. Yeah, me too. I’m really, really skeptical, but I also don’t want to be the kind of person who looks at someone who manages to survive after all that and say they’re doing it for attention or something.

    5. Old Man With Candy

      “You’re not just here for the hunting, are you?”

    6. mexican sharpshooter

      If the bear was saving him for food, why didn’t it eat him within the month?

      That’s not why the bear took him back to the cave.

  2. Florida Man

    Oh, congratulations on fixing the truck. One of the best feelings. Problem solving and saving money.

    1. Enough About Palin

      I did something similar with a 1971 Monte Carlo back in the 70’s. It quit working. Replaced everything from the timing chain to the GM Quadrajet carburetor. Turns out it was a bad condenser that came with the tune-up kit I installed a coupe of weeks prior. Ran real well after that though.

      1. Tundra

        Nice.

        Troubleshooting is a painful and expensive skill to acquire.

      2. Don Escaped Texas

        We were told to change the cheap parts first,

        but I would never figured to ohm out a new condenser

  3. Heroic Mulatto

    In his state, it is understandable he thought STEVE SMITH was a bear.

    1. Tonio

      STEVE SMITH is considered and honorary Bear.

      1. Rhywun

        And smarter than the average bear.

      2. Hyperion

        We couldn’t know for sure if there is a BEAR SMITH or not.

        1. Nephilium

          No alliteration.

          1. Hyperion

            BEAR SMITH RAPEITERATION!

          2. Not Adahn

            urSine Smith?

          3. Fourscore

            There is such a creature, he’s screwed me twice in the past month, pictures to prove it.

          4. Fourscore

            Rape is not sexy when it costs the rapee big bucks

          5. AlexinCT

            Wait, STEVE SMITH takes your wallet after he rapes you too?

            Damn that is harsh..

  4. grrizzly

    ‘Most probably, it happened somewhere outside Tuva.’

    Speech on the background in the video appears not to be local language Tuvan.

    Where’s the video? Of course, everybody speaks Russian in Tuva.

    1. The Other Kevin

      * Takes out pad and pencil *
      Is there anyone who can verify your whereabouts on the night of the 11th?

  5. Rebel Scum

    Not Adahn on June 26, 2019 at 2:40 pm
    Not to step on the post of anyone’s content that is scheduled for tonight or tomorrow, but I am very much looking forward to reading glibertarians.com while the debates are on.

    But is there an official Glibs drinking game?

    1. Urthona

      I will read the site, but not watch the debates.

      1. Not an Economist

        not watch the debates

        Why would that stop you from commenting on the debate?

        People here get made fun of if they read the links.

        1. Urthona

          It won’t. I can’t handle those assholes, but I think reading about them in short spurts is ok.

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Every time someone says “free” you take a sip of beer. You’ll be drunk in half an hour

      1. Tundra

        And dead within the hour.

        1. Hyperion

          ^this^

        2. Count Potato

          Yes, that’s not a drinking game. It’s a suicide pact.

      2. Rebel Scum

        Also, “I believe in *XX*, but…”

      3. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        Don’t forget “fair share”.

        1. Urthona

          Also declaring that some good is a “right”. The favorite rhetoric of communists for a century.

    3. I just figure everyone is lit all the time.

      1. Rebel Scum

        I usually play a game called “Drink the Beer”.

        1. Florida Man

          What do you win?

          1. It’s a loss, because he’s drinking beer.

          2. Rebel Scum

            No, you always win…until you lose.

    4. ChipsnSalsa

      But is there an official Glibs drinking game?

      Drinking is no game to most of the Glibs.

      1. Enough About Palin

        Yes. It involves doing ass-shots with a weed smoking Mexican.

    5. Pope Jimbo

      The Powerline Drinking Game Rules (TW: Powerline)

      —Every time Bernie says “millionaires and billionaires,” take a nice sip of Bordeaux.

      —Every time Fauxchaontas Warren says “the top 1 percent,” take a sip of whisky.

      —Every time Joe Biden says something goofy or incoherent, take a swig of beer. (This is why you need a keg, of course. A case of beer won’t make to the end.)

      —Every time any of the candidates say “free,” have a handful of popcorn.

      —Every time Jay Inslee mentions climate change, turn down your thermostat by a degree to increase your carbon footprint. (Or put an extra burger or hot dog on your charcoal grill.)

      1. Rebel Scum

        Nice.

    6. Don Escaped Texas

      What’s our debate protocol?

      I’m thinking you post a candidate’s quote as a new item: start new items often or else the thread will get really long.

      Err on the side of new post even if it risks a little redundancy?

      I figure if it that constant stream of derp gets on the nerves, worst case you can easily mute those participants for the rest of evening.

      1. Not Adahn

        Lol.

        How many times have you seen LEARN TO CODE successfully executed here?

    7. whiz

      I don’t drink, but if I watched the debates I might have to start.

  6. Don Escaped Texas

    safety electronics surrounding the brake systems

    The spec on the HVAC controls for a truck I did for Daimler almost 20 years ago required the AC compressor be locked out if the brake pressure fell below some level (80, 90PSIG, I don’t remember now).

    1. Tundra

      Vacuum assist or something?

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        I’m sure this is boring.
        a/ The tank for the brake air runs at whatever pressure: cut in 85, cut out 100 PSIG, say
        b/ The AC compressor on class 7 and 8 trucks is usually an integral part of engine: bolted in and even painted as one big ugly block; it takes its power off an internal gear instead of the FEAD, but, in any regard, it’s a load on the engine.
        c/ The AC compressor is always a bolt-on taking off power via the FEAD: it’s on a belt.
        d/ Theory is that we don’t want anything (like HVAC) distracting power away from the primary safety jobs of the engine: continuing to run, continuing to charge the brake pressure back up. We’re talking about a compressor that pulls at most 3HP bogging an engine that makes 200HP at idle, but they’re paying the bills.
        e/ So the HVAC controller is a tiny PC now with a bunch of IC and IO, and it reads the SAE J1939 electronic communications bus where the sensor for the brake pressure is publishing and makes the decision. If the set-point is 80, say, we’ll turn off the AC by turning off the clutch switch until the take pressure is annunciated above the set-power.
        f/ You can do anything like that: don’t shift to four gear unless the outside temp is above 32F . . . whatever nonsense you wish to code.

        1. AlexinCT

          You can say that again!

        2. Tundra

          Dude.

          Thanks for that.

          I think 😉

      2. Don Escaped Texas

        ugh, my beautiful link-heavy reply is in moderation; the un-linky version:

        I’m sure this is boring.
        a/ The tank for the brake air runs at whatever pressure: cut in 85, cut out 100 PSIG, say
        b/ The AC compressor on class 7 and 8 trucks is usually an integral part of engine: bolted in and even painted as one big ugly block; it takes its power off an internal gear instead of the FEAD, but, in any regard, it’s a load on the engine.
        c/ The AC compressor is always a bolt-on taking off power via the FEAD: it’s on a belt.
        d/ Theory is that we don’t want anything (like HVAC) distracting power away from the primary safety jobs of the engine: continuing to run, continuing to charge the brake pressure back up. We’re talking about a compressor that pulls at most 3HP bogging an engine that makes 200HP at idle, but they’re paying the bills.
        e/ So the HVAC controller is a tiny PC now with a bunch of IC and IO, and it reads the SAE J1939 electronic communications bus where the sensor for the brake pressure is publishing and makes the decision. If the set-point is 80, say, we’ll turn off the AC by turning off the clutch switch until the take pressure is annunciated above the set-power.
        f/ You can do anything like that: don’t shift to four gear unless the outside temp is above 32F . . . whatever nonsense you wish to code.

        * scowls contemplating finding the moderation page and untying myself *

        1. Sensei

          Frigging CAN bus…

  7. Hyperion

    “People who don’t understand how commodities work, part 100,404,845. Although, I’d totally go be an asteroid miner once my kids are raised.”

    It doesn’t really take a genius to figure out that if everyone had a truck load of gold, the price might fall a little. But hell, it would still be worth as much as aluminum, right? You could sell it all and buy a really neat new coffee mug. Billionaires everywhere!

    1. Florida Man

      Aluminum is the perfect analogy. Isn’t the capital building topped with aluminum because it use to be so valuable, then new technologies made aluminum cheap?

      1. Washington Monument.

        1. Florida Man

          Thanks. I couldn’t remember which building it was.

          1. Well, the (US) Capitol has a dome…. :-p

      2. kinnath

        In the beginning, only royalty had aluminum tableware.

  8. Rhywun

    EU vows to rip off SpaceX Falcon 9.

    Me first!

    /China

    1. Chafed

      Yup, and I wonder when Russia will get around to it.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Well I’m sure the “You didn’t build that” crowd will be along shortly to “prove” to us that SpaceX wouldn’t be anywhere without NASA so even if people rip off SpaceX it still doesn’t invalidate their contention that the Government is responsible for every great idea (like the internet).

      1. Rhywun

        You would think that crowd would be all over China’s case for stealing all the government’s ideas. Instead we’re getting tongue-bathings about how great China is, or at best – complete indifference.

  9. Tonio

    People who don’t understand how commodities work…

    Or inflation. Also, who assumes that everyone will share equally in this?

    1. The Other Kevin

      For some reason I picture something like the diamond cartel.

    2. Florida Man

      Its kind of a neat thought experiment. As soon as the mining ship docks with that asteroid, all the gold on earth instantly becomes next to worthless before they even begin drilling.

      1. Brett L

        I might pick, the second the first cargo is successfully delivered to the Earth’s surface, but you’re not wrong.

        1. Social Justice is Neither

          Depending on the velocity it was delivered at it could make a whole lot more worthless

      2. Hyperion

        I once had a co-worker who seriously asked the question “Why is gold worth so much?”. I answered her “Because all of the gold in the world would fit inside this building.” She couldn’t grasp that concept, so I just gave up. She was fairly close to AOC level on the intelligence scale.

        1. Tonio

          I have come to the conclusion that economic illiteracy is even more of a threat to liberty than ignorance of the constitution. It enables magical thinking and fallacies such as raising the minimum wage to increase prosperity long-term.

          1. Winston

            But who will teach people economic literacy and why would they want that?

          2. Hyperion

            “I have come to the conclusion that economic illiteracy is even more of a threat to liberty than ignorance of the constitution.”

            And the democrats are counting on it, which they will prove tonight beyond a doubt.

          3. The Other Kevin

            Or the fallacy that taxing the rich will generate enough revenue to pay for everything.

          4. Hyperion

            Well, as long as we tax ALL the filthy rich making over one billion 40,000 a year, it will work.

    3. Hyperion

      What, are you saying that if everyone on the planet was a billionaire, a new Toyota Corolla would cost 3 billion? Non-sense! You just want to be the only billionaire, while everyone else lives in abject poverty! Women and children hardest hit!

  10. AlexinCT

    This fucker kept muh Publisher Clearing House notification!

    1. Sir Digby (PBUH)

      “Hell, we had no idea he was stealing mail. It’s not like any customers ever complained about not receiving mail.”

    2. Rhywun

      Oh, great. More AOL discs.

      1. Sir Digby (PBUH)

        Hey: free coasters!

      2. Annoyed Nomad

        Made me laugh. Then I felt old.

        1. Chafed

          #MeToo

      3. Fatty Bolger

        lmao

      4. Pope Jimbo

        We used to hang those on a wooden shed in the back yard and then the boys could shoot bb guns at them. If they hit them you get a nice splintering.

      5. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Once upon a time, I offered to help neighbors with their computers.

        “What was the last thing you did?”

        “I installed this new AOL disc”

  11. Gustave Lytton

    HT to Don Ex-TX

    King of the Ashes

    NRATV and Dana Loesch are gone, which presumably means Colion Noir as well. Also Chris Cox. LaPierre couldn’t have done better if he was a gun grabbers’ plant.

    1. Tundra

      Fuck them all. They cared more about their kingdoms than the mission.

      Who is gonna step up?

      1. Gun Owners of America?
        Second Amendment Foundation?

      2. Winston

        No one?

        The culture war is gaining against the Second Amendment

      3. Chipwooder

        Wish every state had their own version of the VCDL

        1. Tonio

          Thanks for the reminder. I need to join.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      LaPierre is a corrupt scumbag as far as I can tell and he needs to be bounced out on his ass.

      1. Tundra

        From TTAG:

        Editorial: Was Ackerman McQueen Trying to Save the NRA?

        No, they were trying to protect the gravy train.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Furthermore, I have the highest respect for Lt. Col. Oliver North.

          *tunes out*

        2. Stinky Wizzleteats

          They’re leaving a trail of smoke and spiraling into the sea. What a shame.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            And Andrew Cuomo is salivating at the juicy shit that will come out.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Yes, the rot is much deeper than I thought at first. I still worry that the gun grabbers will use this as an excuse to defang the NRA (even more than it already is). Step one of skin suiting.

        Should have cleaned house quickly and efficiently. However the structure of the NRA precludes that, LaPierre won’t go without a fight, and North is a such a scum ball himself with a chunk of baggage along with his backer that wanted to turn the spigot over to themselves rather than excising the decay.

        1. Chipwooder

          No kidding – I didn’t realize it was this bad:

          Why would Ackerman McQueen (allegedly) expose information about LaPierre’s hyper-spendy charter jet rentals, or the ten $20,000 suits, to say nothing of putting up a sorority girl intern in a $4,500/month apartment near NRA HQ? Why would Ack-Mac do any of that if they wanted to keep the gravy train rolling? Or was that just their way of striking back at LaPierre after the first lawsuit was filed by the NRA?

    3. Brett L

      I have to say, I’m feeling better and better about my decision to not join the NRA so I could join a gun club a decade ago. It was one of their requirements for membership, and the only really sensible purchase option was a lifetime membership, but then there would have been no way to get off their rolls. I kind of thought this was one of my “just being an asshole” stands back then.

      1. Not Adahn

        I had to join to get into my club, but AFAIK, there’s no need to maintain a membership.

        1. Drake

          Me too. I be paying the GOA instead.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Good move, I joined for a year during the Sandy Hook madness and they’re still junk mailing me expensive looking packages of bullshit.

      3. It’s funny you mention that. There’s a club with a very nice outdoor range maybe five miles away from my house, but you have to be a member to shoot there and to be a member you have to have an NRA membership. I’ve held off for the same reason for years, which means I go to a range that’s an hour and a half away, unfortunately. I nearly cracked a few months ago but didn’t. I guess that was for the best.

        1. Sir Digby (PBUH)

          Jeez—I had no idea that was even a “thing”. I guess it makes some kind of perverse sense. I’m used to just signing some kind of acknowledgement-of-rules form that requires you to repeat a phrase proving you actually read the thing.

          “We’re all Tulpa”, or, some such…

          1. Gustave Lytton

            100% clubs get additional resources and opportunities from the NRA. There’s incentives to clubs to go that route.

          2. Sir Digby (PBUH)

            Well, maybe not for much longer, amirite?!

          3. Chafed

            That’s very interesting and news to me. That explains why my local gun range requires NRA membership. Fuckers. I Paid for membership but SAF gets my lifetime membership.

      4. Grummun

        Let me check the by-laws of my local range… ah, turns out anyone whose name is on the deed has unrestricted access.

        I was in the NRA for a couple years way back, like in the middle ’90s, and gave up on them because of the massive volume of solicitations. It was years before they finally stopped nagging me.

  12. Fatty Bolger

    Initially, SpaceX’s competitors looked askance at the concept of vertically landing rockets, but as the company has racked up dozens of successes—and began to fly the same first stage boosters two and even three times—those attitudes have begun to change.

    Wow. It’s almost like creating a market for something, and then seeing what shakes out among private competitors, is superior to top-down decision making.

    1. Hyperion

      Blue Horizon has been most impressive on this. But not sure how far they will get since Bezos seems hellbent on giving all his money to bimbos.

      1. Fatty Bolger

        His rockets are going to be stiff competition.

        1. Spudalicious

          Once he can reliably get them up.

          1. kinnath

            Hey Spud. It’s about time to start buying your apple cider equipment. Harvest will be here before you know it.

          2. Spudalicious

            Lol! I’m barely able to keep up with the garden this year.

  13. Sensei

    I’ve actually been working – apologies if this has been posted.

    New Republic reverses, says all part-time jobs will include benefits after social media backlash

    1. Rhywun

      LOL who would be stupid enough to take a job that won’t exist by next year after the magazine folds?

      1. Sensei

        But you’ll have benefits!

        1. Hyperion

          And when it’s all over, you’ll have time to become an artist!

      2. J. Frank Parnell

        People who borrowed $100,000 to get a degree in Inequality Studies?

      3. Chafed

        Everyone working there?

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Doh! I was too late and a dollar short

    3. Chafed

      Reap the whirlwind MFers.

  14. Tres Cool

    Speaking of fixing things, Jugsy’s 36 year-old air handler conked out today. The culprit? Drive pulley finally failed. My forearms look like Brett’s hand in the picture, from about 100 sheet-metal lacerations from pulling the motor out.

    https://postimg.cc/y3VLKPqV
    https://postimg.cc/9RPLskn8

    1. Tundra

      I’ll save y’all the trouble.

      Neither of those are Jugsy.

      /disappointed

      1. Tres Cool

        The “larger ladies” dont countenance heat very well- I doubt anyone wants to see her now, specially since I cant get a replacement pulley till tomorrow.

      2. Nor are they Tres Cool’s lacerated forearms.

        1. Rhywun

          Right?

      3. Florida Man

        I was looking for blood. Now I’m going to have to go to a cock fight after work to get my fix.

        1. AlexinCT

          When you say “cock fighting’ do you mean you have a rooster that fights others? Or are you talking about some sort of bout where cocks are doing something to each other?

          1. Florida Man

            I mean, I’m going to be swinging my dick in combat against other dicks. What do you call it?

          2. AlexinCT

            A sport I am not partaking in…

            But I am not judging anyone that wants to..

            It’s a free world.

          3. mexican sharpshooter

            What do you call it?

            “playing swords”

          4. Chafed

            Just another night at Jesse’s?

    2. Raston Bot

      obligatory “check the thermostat” comment

      1. BEAM’s not a team player

        And use your “dipstick” to do it. WinkwinknudgenudgeKnowWhatIMean.

      2. Nephilium

        Really? Now it’s time to change the filter.

    3. Rhywun

      Oh look, another defunct manufacturing concern from my home town.

      1. Tres Cool

        the motor itself seems fine, which should be a testament to the quality of their product

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Two comments:

      – Jesus man, clean your air handler
      – How old is that thing? It needs to be oiled? I think Ajax went out in the 90’s/

      1. Tres Cool

        From what I was told by technical expert Yufus, 36 years old.

  15. Not Adahn

    Although, I’d totally go be an asteroid miner once my kids are raised.

    I dunno man, Belters seem to have unpleasant lives. And be ugly.

    1. Rhywun

      On the plus side, you get to talk cool like a Jamaican.

    2. Tonio

      So…British?

      1. Drummer absolutely does it for me. And Mr. Riven. She can rock hop over here anytime.

        1. Tundra

          Hi Riven!

          /dork

          1. Tundra

            How are things in Big Sky country? Brooksie was sharing snow stories with us last week!

          2. Luckily, I haven’t seen any of the white stuff for a few weeks. We’ve just been getting the standard summer afternoon thunderstorms with the odd hail storm thrown in, just for fun. I did hear-tell that the folks with mountain privilege got some, for sure, though!

          3. Don Escaped Texas

            I was going to pile on with an Unknown Hinson tune, but then I thought:

            that would be an Unknown Hinson tune

            / redneck

  16. Timeloose

    I’ve been having a shimmy and a rattle over highway bumps since Sunday. I suspected a shock was to blame, possibly a little loose.

    Here is what I found yesterday after digging a bit deeper.
    FFS this design is garbage. I expect it failed due to the series of unavoidable potholes I hit each day.

    https://imgur.com/gallery/QGSU2H9

    1. Brett L

      Is there not supposed to be some sort of boot there?

      1. Timeloose

        The top of the shock shaft pushed through the rubber bushing/ top mount. the top of the shaft has a nut and 1″ of rubber attached to it. So i order 2 new mounts and shocks.

        I won’t drive the dammed thing in that state. If I hit a bump hard enough it will send the shaft through the wheel well. The ride is very unstable as you might imagine with no dampening on one wheel.

    2. Sensei

      Fuzzy pic – did the top of the shock detach from the body?

    3. Hudson

      I’m disappointed there are no lewds in your imgur favorites.

    4. Tundra

      Year, make and model?

    1. Rhywun

      That guy is a moonbat.

      1. Hyperion

        Well, it is the Guardian, so moonbats are most common round there.

  17. Rufus the Monocled

    Why did the bear not eat him right away? Why keep him for a month?

    Is there a bearologist in the house?

    1. Sir Digby (PBUH)

      Reverse zoophilia.

      Well, it may just be zoophilia to the bear; not quite sure about that.

    2. AlexinCT

      You might want to be more specific about what kind of bear you are asking about there Rufus…..

      1. Tres Cool

        Ursidae-ophobe!

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        The article doesn’t specify.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’m just going to assume the Russian mafia buried him alive somewhere and he’s thought of a good cover story to preserve what’s left of his health because that bear story seems a bit suspect.

      1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        Yeah, it kind of reminds me of a case near my in-laws’ village. A man with two broken arms was found hanging from a tree. It was ruled a suicide.

      2. creech

        Probably this is the witness Mueller was looking for and Putin and Trump figured the bear would finish him off. Just wait until he recovers and testifies to Congress!

    4. Tonio

      In all seriousness I have never heard of an actual bear doing anything like that. Strange. But as noted upthread there seem to be irregularities with the story.

    5. Fourscore

      Not quite ripe, like a tomato from the Farmer’s Market

      1. Mad Scientist

        Culinary bears feed their prey bugs and berries for a few weeks to get rid of that horrible non-gamey taste.

    6. Pope Jimbo

      I think the bear was making jerky.

  18. Enough About Palin

    “UN reports record cocaine production.”

    I had no idea the UN produced cocaine.

  19. Winston

    To prepare for my 30-minute segment (China state television gives people far more time to speak than any US network would!),

    Gee I wonder why the ChiComs would want an American to attack American economic policy and praise China. Do they give critics of the regime any screen time at all?

    Again, this has happened not because of some protectionist effort to “Make China Great Again” (actually, no one wants to go back)

    Oh there is definitely a Make China Great Again effort. This is to be achieved by crushing Hong Kong, Taiwan, Tibet, the Uighers and restoring China’s status as the Middle Kingdom.

    Even as the US is pulling inward, demonizing foreign nations, calling everyone in the world a cheater, China is aggressively opening to the world, negotiating bilateral trade pacts with every nation it can and another 14 multilateral trade pacts. More goods and investment coming and going – this seems to be the Chinese credo. It is winning them wealth, prosperity, and good will the world over.

    ….

    Look at this situation. China was an economic basketcase 50 years ago and now has the world’s largest economy and the fastest growth rate. Meanwhile, the US is still in a state of relative economic stagnation and is pursuing economic policies that are isolating it from the rise of prosperity in the East, which now finds itself copying the West even as the West has lost confidence in the means by which it became rich.

    I find this interesting since China is still a one party tolitarian state and our Western Globalist elites don’t seem all that enamored of laissez faire economics.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Who is speaking here and what is the link?

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        I will say that the slavish disposition that Western elites have toward a nation that has re-education camps, forced abortions, and an Orwellian social credit system is quite telling. No one believes that the elites in the West believe in anything other than enriching themselves and that’s why they are rightly despised.

        We sanction companies for doing business with the Iranians and Russians, but Google gets applauded for helping China to round-up its dissidents. They’re evil bastards and deserve nothing but disrespect, derision, and animus.

        But, I guess we should just pretend like businesses that censor and help the Chinese track down dissidents so that they can access Chinese markets or be granted Chinese monopolies are somehow operating in a “free market”, but it sounds a lot more like mercantilism more than anything. Which I guess is cool now, because reasons.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          The Chinese today are more horrendous than the Soviets in the 70’s and no free market people wrote apologias for them, while white washing their atrocities. This is a fucked up article. At worst, Rothbard wrote excuses for the Soviets against American imperialism, but never did he pretend as if the Soviets were somehow some land of freedom. I’ve lost a lot of respect for Tucker. People have lost their god damn minds

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          No one believes that the elites in the West believe in anything other than enriching themselves

          Who should one enrich if not himself?

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            I agree. I mean that they present themselves as benevolent defenders of some fake liberal order.

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Apparently a lot of people find it hard to oppose tariffs against China without writing little love poems about them.

          3. Heroic Mulatto

            A corollary is that one should able to praise China’s liberalization of trade without having to include a Soave-esque boilerplate condemnation of the CCP’s known sins in order to avoid accusations of being an apologist for the Chinese’s governments atrocities.

          4. Winston

            This part is definitely slavish bootlicking:

            China state television gives people far more time to speak than any US network would

          5. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            I don’t agree with that. I don’t think that liberalization of trade amounts to much when you rule over slaves. I have no problem with people noting the crimes of foreign nations anymore than I do someone noting the crimes of our own country. But, China always seems to be off limits, which I find disturbing.

          6. Heroic Mulatto

            But, China always seems to be off limits, which I find disturbing.

            I don’t see where you get that perception at all. Just this week, the newest report about China’s organ harvesting of political prisoners was all over the papers.

          7. Heroic Mulatto

            This part is definitely slavish bootlicking:

            Or merely a statement about a difference between the sound-bite culture and media imposed ADHD we have here and how things work elsewhere.

          8. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            If Iran or Russia or Poland (which is a bad guy now, apparently) or Hungary were running re-education camps and applying a social credit model I doubt that articles like this would be written about how they have liberalized trade. I’m sorry, but liberalized trade doesn’t do enough for me. Yes, it is economically beneficial, but I am more concerned with a free society more than promoting free trade.

            We sanction Russia and Iran for far far less. Which is not to say that I believe that we should sanction Russia or Iran or even China. I’m only saying that China is treated with kid gloves that are not afforded to any other country, which are far less totalitarian than the Chinese state.

          9. Heroic Mulatto

            I still don’t see the difference between how China is treated and “our friend and ally” Saudi Arabia is treated, for example.

          10. Winston

            Defending State-owned TV for being better than private TV is pretty hypocritical from a libertarian perspective.

            Not to mention defending the State TV of a authoritarian state for giving you lots of screen time to tell what the regime wants to hear is disgusting. Might as well praise TASS for giving you free reign to attack the Vietnam war.

          11. Winston

            I remember the days when Rockwellians would claim Russia Today was the most libertarian network ever since Rockwell and co would be on it a lot. So would Welch and co. On the other hand they had Thom Hartmann on it. Gee I wonder why Putin would to have Rockwell, Welch and Hartmann to attack American policies?

          12. Winston

            The liberal assumption was that the elites will support Laissez-faire economics since it benefitted and will never turn on it ever for selfish reasons.

      2. I’d offer up a guess, but it would get me cat-butted.

    2. Hyperion

      “Gee I wonder why the ChiComs would want an American to attack American economic policy and praise China. Do they give critics of the regime any screen time at all?”

      Sure, you get all you want right before you’re hauled off to the gulag.

      1. Grumbletarian

        The amount of air time varies actually varies depending on how high they take the helicopter up.

    3. Winston

      Oops:

    4. Winston

      Goddamit: Jeff Tucker

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        That’s beyond disappointing.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          I got to say that really pisses me off.

    5. Winston

      Holy shit I suck at linking today:

      https://www.aier.org/article/chinas-communism-not

    6. Winston

      I suspect that the reason China is “opening up” likely more has to do with the fact that after the Cultural Revolution and The Great Leap Forward the situation in China was so terrible that there was no where to go but up. The effort has been very successful for the Chicoms so far…

      Conversely the West was already extremely wealthy so there is no benefit to encourage growth for the elites in the West.

      Also I suspect that one reason that trade hasn’t lead to more freedom is that since the Economy is run by the ruling elite they are unsurprisingly defensive of the regime. In the west the urban merchant class was not part of the aristocracy or the state church so they supported classical liberalism. Another key reason is that the urban elites in China fear that Democracy will cause them to be outvoted by the urban and rural poor. Yet another is that China is not a US-backed regime where the US pressured the regime to democratize around the same time trade liberalization occurred.

    7. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      “China…now has the world’s largest economy…” Wrong. The US is still bigger with only about a quarter of the population.

      “…and the fastest growth rate. ” Maybe, but the official stats can’t really be believed.

    8. Subwoofer

      China has the worlds largest economy? By what measure? US GDP was still $7 trillion higher than China in 2018 and it seems unlikely they’ve closed the gap in 6 months.

  20. grrizzly

    Apparently, encounters between men and bears happen all the time in Tuva. Earlier this month a man chased a bear away, biting the tongue of the bear.

    A resident of Tuva Nikolai Igrit survived the bear attack. The man was hospitalized with injuries to his face, head, hands and abdomen. The victim came to the reserve Hutinsky with friends to collect fallen deer horns.

  21. wdalasio

    Sorry to go OT, but I didn’t want to beat a dead thread.

    The funny about the whole Megan Rapinoe tantrum about Donald Trump is that these are the same idiots throwing a hissy fit that they aren’t getting paid as much as the guys. Here’s a newsflash, if you’re a professional athlete, you’re a form of entertainer. Even how good you are versus your opponents compared to another athlete versus his or her opponents is really only incidental. What really matters is how many asses you can put in the stadium seats. And how many eyeballs you can get watching you on television. How good you are is only one factor in that final judgement.

    You want to get paid more? You want to get paid like the guys? Then put more asses in the seats and more eyeballs on the television. You know how you don’t do that? You don’t do that by alienating half your potential audience. You don’t do that by confirming the stereotype lots of Americans have that soccer players are effete bobos looking down on the rest of society. Your virtue signaling will get you an “Attagirl!” from a good portion of your existing (small) fan base. But, you know what? They’re already going to your games. And no one in hell is going to start watching women’s soccer because you don’t like Donald Trump. But, plenty of people won’t watch it because you confirmed their stereotype.

    1. AlexinCT

      She wants her pony, and she wants it NOW!

    2. Hyperion

      “You want to get paid more? You want to get paid like the guys? Then put more asses in the seats and more eyeballs on the television.”

      But, that’s not fair. /the end

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      THIS

      She’s an dumbass that doesn’t understand sports at all.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        *awaits Ted missile strike*

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          * scrambles to light second candle *

          you’ll be okay

      2. Tres Cool

        Certainly not the business aspect of it.

    4. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      What’s the difference between Rapinoe and a circus midget?

      1. Tres Cool

        …cunning bunch of runts?

        Oh, wrong punchline.

        1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

          Close enough.

    5. Not an Economist

      Their contract is also different. A player for the US men’s team gets hurt and can’t play for 3 months. He doesn’t get paid. A player for the US women’s team gets pregnant and can’t play for 6 months she gets paid.

      I wonder why they only talk about the money? Also, for a real surprise, the NY Times actually had a good article about this a while ago.

    6. Certified Public Asshat

      What about the fact that she is protesting the US in a tournament where the US women’s team receives a boatload of more resources to compete than all of the other nations?

      1. Is she protesting the US or Trump?

        1. Certified Public Asshat

          Yes.

          1. Rhywun

            Yeah, I think she was on the BLM train before Trump.

    7. creech

      “how many asses you can put in the stadium seats. ”
      I wonder if even having the soccer women play topless could do this? Maybe Q has an archive on FLBP soccer chicks?

      1. Not Adahn

        How well does the Lingerie Football League do?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Well…. bye….

  22. Certified Public Asshat

    Immigrant Detention Conditions Were Atrocious Under Obama. Here’s Why They’re So Much Worse Under Trump.

    CBP facilities have long faced criticism for their abysmal conditions. A lawsuit filed in 2015 during Obama’s presidency challenged the situation at these “hieleras,” or “iceboxes,” alleging “appalling conditions” including people held in “freezing, overcrowded, and filthy cells for extended periods of time, no access to beds, soap, showers, adequate meals and water, medical care, and lawyers in violation of constitutional standards and Border Patrol’s own policies.”

    Many of the photos showing the squalid conditions inside the detention centers were obtained during this lawsuit, which is still ongoing. It is hard to say whether the terrible conditions in CBP facilities currently are “worse” than they were under Obama, but what seems to be clear is that a focus on detaining people—including children—is forcing more people to spend longer amounts of time inside CBP facilities, which would likely cause a deterioration of the already-appalling conditions.

    Slate gonna Slate.

    1. Sean

      Then why do they keep coming here?

      1. Because fuck you, that’s why?

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      “It’s worse now because Trump is not my own personal messiah”

      *end article*

    3. AlexinCT

      I thought their argument was “Cause we say so!”…

    4. Rebel Scum

      What would they have us do with the children while processing their criminal parents? Release them into the wild? Pin a 20 to their chests, put them on a plane to Canada and wish them the best of luck?

    5. Rhywun

      “Hard to say” but easy to put in into a click-bait headline.

    6. J. Frank Parnell

      Well you see, brown man was very good, however orange man is very, very bad.

    7. Ownbestenemy

      They repeat this line three seperate times in three seperate paragraphs…

      “Trump administration is focused on deporting as many people as possible.”

      Wonder why considering just on the 17th, USA Today reported that deportations were down.

      “The Trump administration has not turned those arrests into more deportations, however, as those numbers keep falling. “

    8. Grumbletarian

      Immigrant Detention Conditions Were Atrocious Under Obama and we kept quiet about it.

      1. Rhywun

        More importantly, Congress didn’t do shit about it.

    9. creech

      2015 you say? This quote will be great to troll your favorite prog with. Read the quote and ask what he or she thinks of the president who would do such horror.
      After they fulminate about Trump, tell them Obama did it. 10 to 1 they then call it “fake news.”

    10. Here’s an evergreen headline for Slate and a fair number of TDS sufferers: “Anything you can think of is worse because Donald Trump.”

    11. Akira

      Honestly, inhumane conditions in ICE facilities (or any government detention facility) is worth looking into.

      But by advocating totally open borders as the number one solution, the Left is basically derailing any support for fixing these conditions.

      Kind of like how Black Lives Matter took the very real issue of unjustifiable police shootings and turned it into a completely unproductive shitshow of racial discord.

  23. AlexinCT

    Can someone explain to me why this shitshow will not go massively bad for the desperate impeach Trumpers?

    I mean how is Mueller going to avoid answering the question “When did you know there was no Trump Russia collusion?” followed by “Why, if you knew before you were appointed this was bullshit, did you waste 2 years or so and $30 million of tax payer money?” Do the democrats seriously think this time this game will go their way? Keep throwing that pooh at the walls and hoping it turns into a Jackson Pollock bitchez.

    1. Sean

      The media will be running full on interference on this. Don’t expect much to come of it, other than a couple choice soundbites that CNN/MSNBC will be running ad nauseam.

    2. The Other Kevin

      Rest assured, there will be teams of reporters watching and re-watching in search of the perfect “gotcha” moment.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I refer you to the media take on the Kavanaugh hearings.

    4. “I was tasked with investigating the Russian interference in the 2016 election (and hoo-boy, did we find a lot of that), the Trump collusion was only a part of that and his administration’s repeated obfuscation and outright mendacity hampered my efforts and needlessly prolonged the investigation”

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Can you state what interference Russia engaged in?

        1. “The entire first half of my report outlined that in detail, did you not read it?”

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            The interference that was alleged amounted to fake social media accounts and supposedly stealing e-mails from Podesta (of which no evidence is provided) and a woman who was supposedly trying to infiltrate the NRA, which many people have noted the case is abysmal.

            So, I take it you believed in WMDs too?

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            The “Russia interfered in our elections” is probably the biggest fraud perpetuated since the WMD fiasco and has led to an increased military presence that is bound to lead to a proxy war in Ukraine. I hope that you will enlist to fight the Russkies when that occurs. Because the Russians interfered in our elections or something.

          3. Pan Zagloba

            I think Hyperbole is being descriptive here, not necessarily endorsing the veracity of the statements.

          4. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            I am such an idiot. You are right.

            Damn it. Hyperbole, I am sorry. I enjoyed your points about chick-fil-a the other day. I am too trigger itchy on the Russia stuff.

            I’ll see myself out

          5. Don Escaped Texas

            I’ll see myself out

            that’s always funny

          6. No worries, I really should have put an “/Mueller” at the end.

    5. Chipwooder

      Mueller is going to have to answer questions about the original FISA application, about Page and Papadoupolous. Those answers are unlikely to be to the Dem’s liking.

  24. Rebel Scum

    Mask?…what mask?

    The concerned gun owner pointed to SB107 and said the purpose of it was “to take away [his] semiautomatic firearms.”

    Morrison then interjected that the purpose was not to take them, but to prevent any future sales.

    The gun owner responded by pointing out that the ban on future sales included a fine for current owners who did not hand their guns over. He said, “You want me to turn them over to the state police unless I pay a fine for each firearm and register them, then I get to keep them.”

    Morrison concurred, saying, “Okay.”

    The gun owner then asked, “If I get to keep it–if I pay a fine and register it–then, how dangerous is it in the first place and why do you need to ban it all?”

    People in attendance applauded the gun owner’s point and once applause died Morrison said, “Well, you just maybe changed my mind. Maybe we won’t have a fine at all, maybe it’ll just be a confiscation and we won’t have to worry about paying the fine.

    1. AlexinCT

      How dreamy…

      /progtard gun grabber

    2. Sir Digby (PBUH)

      Come collect them yourself, you chicken shit, candy-ass, petty, authoritarian. I dare you.

      I’d jump straight to triple-dog dare, but I don’t want to be crude…

    3. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      At least he didn’t threaten to use nukes.

    4. Akira

      Morrison then interjected that the purpose was not to take them, but to prevent any future sales.

      I fucking hate this “logic” that the lying gun-grabbers use.

      How about this: Gay marriage is banned nationwide from this day forth, but all current gay marriages can stay. It’s completely fine because we’re not actually nullifying any existing marriages, just preventing any future ones!

      Or what if we banned abortion but allowed the woman to go through with it as long as she had already scheduled the procedure? There’s no violation of rights because it’s just a ban on future abortions, not actually stopping any woman from getting abortions.

      Maybe we can shut down voter registration but continue honoring all existing registered voters. That’s A-OK by lefty logic, right??

  25. Sensei

    Mini Japanese lesson.

    Kim Kardashian’s Kimono lingerie line sparks Japanese anger

    It’s like somebody trademarking the word “robe” in English. “Ki” means “wear” and “mono” means thing. So literally something worn.

    Underwear is almost the exact same thing in Japanese “shitagi”. “Shita” means “under” and “gi” is the same thing as “ki”. The sound is influenced by the previous sounds.

    So calling undergarments an outer garment just sounds dumb. But not as dumb as many kanji tattoos.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Are they saying no Japanese have applied for trademarks of English terms?

      1. Sensei

        Does Cow Piss count?

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          That product is, alone, responsible for the popularity of the gokkun genre of Japanese pornography.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            *pushes* bottle behind monitor

      2. Pope Jimbo

        You don’t have to send $.25 to Tokyo every time you use the word “LACIST!”?

    2. Rhywun

      “Japanese anger”

      So, one or two social-media cranks? Stop the presses! International incident!!!

      1. Sensei

        Precisely. Everyone else in Japan is scratching his or her head and thinking, “but it’s underwear!”

      2. Count Potato

        None of which live in Japan.

        “Yasuno Yoshizawa, also known as Bunkaiwa, is a Japanese “cross culture consultant” based in California.”

        Nice work if you can get it?

        1. Rhywun

          So, a professional SJW. I am shocked.

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      Underwear is almost the exact same thing in Japanese “shitagi”. “Shita” means “under” and “gi” is the same thing as “ki”. The sound is influenced by the previous sounds.

      Is this somehow related to Skitaki mushrooms?

      1. Sensei

        Shiitake mushrooms are a different sound – shii – an extended “ee” sound in Japanese.

        Speaking of – I’m off to Japanese class. I check back in to the late night post on the train ride home.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          がんばれ!

      2. J. Frank Parnell

        Yeah, you probably shouldn’t ask where your mushrooms are grown.

    4. 8 thought shitagi was a type of mushroom.

  26. Enough About Palin

    Wayfair workers protest sale to detention center

    http://www.startribune.com/wayfair-workers-protest-contract-with-detention-center/511832392/

    Wayfarir works: Who cares if children have to sleep on a concrete floor; we need to virtue signal.

    1. J. Frank Parnell

      Fire them all and replace them with new immigrants recently granted asylum.

      1. Chafed

        That would be perfect.

  27. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    Got the lube ready for Tulsi’s debate.

    1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      No need to apologize.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        I’m going to need more kleenex

    2. Sir Digby (PBUH)

      By “debate”, do you mean “nude modeling”?

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Who’s pegging you?

      1. Fatty Bolger

        Tulsi’s got a giant strap-on named “socialism”.

        1. Drake

          this. Her only sane policy position is foreign affairs.

    4. mexican sharpshooter

      Thanks for the kind words about my book review, BTW.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        You do excellent work. And I’ve been introduced to many new beers because of you.

  28. Pope Jimbo

    This is pretty funny. New Republic tries to sneak one by the goalie and gets hammered.

    The New Republic will include benefits for all part-time positions after a job listing that offered none was excoriated on social media over the weekend, editor Chris Lehmann announced Monday.

    The initial listing for a deputy editor for the magazine’s vertical on inequality includes a note reading “This is a part-time role, requiring 29.5 hours per week, and does not include benefits.”

    The listing was met with sharp criticism online, including from the magazine’s editorial union.

    Imagine! Trying to have a deputy editor on inequality on half pay by limiting their hours to 29.5/wk. Shocked at they hypocrisy on the left I am.

    1. Chafed

      Pssst. Look upthread.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Yup. If you look upthread, you will already see my mea culpa.

        1. Chafed

          Blessings be upon you your holiness.

  29. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    https://babylonbee.com/news/conflict-looms-between-unstable-rogue-warmongering-nation-and-iran

    “Conflict Looms Between Unstable, Warmongering, Rogue Nation And Iran”

    FTA:

    “We’re dealing with a country that sees itself as a kind of world police force,” warned one commentator. “They seem to be willing to go to frightening lengths to accomplish their foreign policy objectives, no matter the cost in materials, money, or human lives.”

    “There’s simply no negotiating with a rogue nation like this. When they decide they want war, they’ll lie, cheat, and steal until they make it happen.”

    1. Winston

      I wonder what in the world is causing Right-wingers to critique the idea of war with Iran when there is a Republican in the White House.

      1. wdalasio

        Maybe some of them actually mean it?

      2. Pine_Tree

        Maybe ’cause despite pop media stereotypes, a whole bunch of the folks that make up the Bee’s audience are VERY much on the “we’re tired of foreign wars” type.

  30. Certified Public Asshat

    TW, Splinter:

    Donald Trump Tweets Angry, Racist Rant at Wrong Megan Rapinoe Account

    On Wednesday morning, it happened, as President Donald Trump responded with a series of social media posts calling out Rapinoe, and also making some astoundingly racist comments about the NBA, specifically about owners not being called owners anymore (?) and “black unemployment.”

    Is the racism pointing out the NBA is 75% black?

    1. Rhywun

      “Astoundingly racist” doesn’t mean anything anymore, I guess.

  31. Grummun

    Mexican Sharpshooter wanted me to play this for you.

    Less stinky.

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      I’m just happy I am wearing headphones…

      1. Grummun

        Addendum: some NSFW lyrics.

    2. Tres Cool
    1. J. Frank Parnell
  32. Gadfly

    Today I learned: in Ye Olde England they used to give place-names that were descriptive of the activity that occurred at said place, giving rise to such names as Gropecunt Lane and the still-extant Tickle Cock Bridge. I guess that was before the invention of the euphemism.

    1. The Other Kevin

      There’s already a street named after Trump?

      1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        His streets would be Grabpussy Way and Moveonherlikeabitch Street.

  33. Winston

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/26/dog-train-seats-emily-maitlis

    Dogs are pretty revolting creatures, even the nice ones. All of them fart. Most of them shed. Most of them dribble. Most of them hump stuff that isn’t other dogs. Fleas, bum worms and God knows what else come as standard. And I’ve never met a dog that, given the chance to roll in a freshly laid cat poo or a bit of fox scat, wouldn’t leap on that chance with merry abandon. Who on earth wants to sit on a train seat after a dog? Not me. Not even after Emily Maitlis’s dog, which looks as immaculately groomed as his owner and barely more likely than Maitlis herself to roll in fox poo when nobody’s watching. Still, who knows? Best not take the chance with either of them.

    1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      For a second I thought she was describing me.

  34. Count Potato

    “EXCLUSIVE: Missing University of Utah nursing student, 23, boasted she was a SUGAR BABY who had two sugar daddies and sought out men over 35 on Seeking Arrangement and Tinder

    Missing University of Utah nursing student Mackenzie Lueck is a ‘sugar baby’ who sought out men over the age of 35 online, DailyMail.com can reveal.

    Lueck, 23, disappeared on June 17 after landing in Salt Lake City, Utah, and taking a Lyft ride to meet a mysterious man in a park around 2am.

    The college senior’s social media accounts reveal that she considered herself a sugar baby, and boasted about having at least two unidentified sugar daddies which she found through online sites Seeking Arrangement and Tinder.

    DailyMail.com obtained screenshots of Lueck’s posts made nearly three months ago in a private Facebook group where Lueck gave advice on how she finds sugar daddies – wealthy older men who lavish younger women with gifts and money in return for company or sexual favors.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7185285/Missing-University-Utah-student-Mackenzie-Lueck-sugar-baby-sought-men-35.html

    I’m guessing that advice didn’t include, “Don’t meet strange men in a park at 2 AM”.

    1. Hopefully she didn’t meet anyone driving a Subaru.

      1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        Especially not the Steve Smith Limited Edition.

  35. Count Potato

    “Alyssa Milano is turned away from Florida migrant detention center after turning up unannounced demanding to be let in to inspect the conditions and meet the children inside”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7184383/Alyssa-Milano-turned-away-Florida-migrant-detention-center.html

    I think I know where some of that cocaine is going.

    1. Sean

      Oh, that’s rich.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Uffda. She needs to spend less time protesting and more time in the gym.

      Doesn’t she realize that the only reason anyone listens to her is because she is(was) hawt?

      1. Tundra

        Oh my god what happened to her?

        Serenity now.

        1. Sean

          TDS is high in carbs and misery.

          1. Tundra

            It’s so depressing. The pic I posted pretty much checks every box for me.

            Sad.

            The good news, though, is that Mrs. Tundra at 51 is now way hotter than Alyssa!!

        2. Rhywun

          something something ugly on the inside something outside

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      WHO’S THE BOSS? I’M THE BOSS. LET ME IN!

      1. Pan Zagloba

        This may be the best summary of Fourth Wave Feminism I’ve seen.

  36. Winston

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/25/all-female-planet-frozen-sperm-space-flight

    If you’re a woman who has despaired over the past week, as you’ve observed the questionable conduct of jowly white men in positions of power and subsequently seen it defended by both men and women – take heart. The good news is that when our species eventually abandons this burned-out, used-up planet for a brave new world elsewhere in the universe, we can leave the men behind too. According to new research by scientists in Barcelona, frozen sperm can survive zero gravity conditions without deterioration, meaning that it will be far more economical to transport only women and sperm banks to populate our new intergalactic home, just as soon as we find a viable alternative planet.

    ….

    Perhaps the solution to our current despair lies not in eliminating future generations of men, but in educating them out of bullying and aggressive attitudes towards women, and that starts with putting women in positions of power on this planet before we think about how to populate others. Still, it’s good to know the science is there if we need it.

    1. Florida Man

      Raising Gazorpazorp?

      1. Mad Scientist

        The spider in sector “C” is still alive. Plan your route accordingly and expect delays. We’re not telling you what to do, we’re just sharing how we feel.

        1. Florida Man

          I’m here if you need to talk.

    2. “But there’s no guarantee that a future female colony would be any kind of utopia.”

      “No guarantee”? Imagine an entire planet that’s one big sorority house…

      Men could never make something as dysfunctional.

    3. Akira

      So, this but on a society-wide level??

  37. Rasilio

    EU vows to rip off SpaceX Falcon 9.

    They are welcome to try, adds a government bureaucracy can manage it are small however.

    remember the reason NASA never pursued that technology was they deemed it too technologically difficult even though they had a prototype SSTO (single stage to orbit) that did vertical landing back in the 90’s

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonnell_Douglas_DC-X

    Remember, the Chinese government has been pledging to copy Russian and American jet engine technology for 40 years now and they still can’t do better than 20% of the thrust to weight ratio than the Russians get.

  38. Winston

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/26/climate-disaster-script-urgency-change

    To help us avoid the worst effects of climate change we need a steady stream of stories that bring to life our capacity to dream big and get things done. We need high doses of creativity and ingenuity from a wide range of different voices. We need stories that show real life – and real life as it could be. We need to be able to see, feel and taste what we could do if leaders led and hope triumphed.

    1. The media is your enemy. Period.

    2. creech

      Real is that World Health Org. estimates 4.3 million people died , in 2012, mostly in Africa, mostly women and kids, from pollution caused by burning wood and dried shit in cooking fires. Greens would get far more mileage out of donating their money for more efficient cook stoves than attending rallies to ban plastic straws and bags.

      1. Mad Scientist

        That’s no good because it doesn’t provide for a mechanism to screw with your neighbors here.

  39. The Bearded Hobbit

    I still have scars on my hands from changing spark plugs on S-10 Blazers over the years. There was a heat shield in the way that blocked the view (and tore up flesh) and I almost had to stand on my head to get to some of them. #6 was always the hardest and I recall on time that the #6 plug was a different brand than the other five. The last guy had given up and left it.

    Then one time I was doing a brake job on the front and noticed the flap in the fenderwell, similar to the picture that Timeloose posted earlier. I lifted the flap and there were 3 spark plugs looking back at me. All this time I had been doing it the hard way.

    1. I had similar access issues with my old taurus. I did the 5 plug replacement one time because the 6th required taking half the car apart. Haven’t tried to replace the plugs on either of the current cars, but I don’t look forward to the project.

    2. Florida Man

      On my Tacoma they want you to take the air box off to get to the plugs. Screw that noise. I just use a flexible extension and snake my way in.

    3. It’s not a project unless you bleed.

  40. Grummun

    Just finished Bruce Willis’ 2018 remake of Death Wish (do not recommend). Apparently you can buy full auto AR pistols from Chicago gun stores and take them home same-day. Count the number of things wrong with that sentence.

    1. Mad Scientist

      Just imagine what’s for sale in Indiana!

    2. Count Potato

      It’s a poor remake. The original wasn’t all that accurate either. A .32 that drops people dead with one shot?

      1. The Bearded Hobbit

        I’ve mentioned before that, in the books, James Bond carries a .25ACP with a suppressor. About as much energy as hitting the bad guy with a thrown marble. Around book #3 or so that gets replaced with the Walther PPK in .32ACP

        1. Grummun

          If I recall correctly, his boss forces him to ditch the .25.

          1. My dad has my grandfather;s old Steyr Piper (Presumably taken off a dead german in WWII, but we’ll never know for sure). It’s a .25ACP. It sure doesn’t pack much punch, but it conceals excellently.

    3. Lackadaisical

      Being in Chicago?

    1. Ownbestenemy

      Racist!!!11!

  41. mock-star

    In firearms related news, it looks like the newest Hi-point model is going to be called the “Yeet Cannon”. This truly is the best timeline.

    1. Sean

      I don’t get it.

      Get off my lawn.

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          New Jersey Attorney General Grewal recently revealed that the NJ government had been using “undercover state investigators online” (read: desk cops with Chromebooks) to try to purchase magazines that hold more than 10 rounds from out-of-state companies. New Frontier Armory in Nevada, it seems, sent what they thought were customers the products they ordered. A shock! To think that a company operating within the law of their own jurisdiction might expect out-of-state customers to be informed about their own local laws. Worry not, for New Jersey plans to sue every retailer in America to ensure they all enforce New Jersey’s laws for them.

          Sue FedEx for not knowing what was in the parcel ?!1!/1?

      1. Not Adahn

        Imagine if Hobiecraft released a new model “Boaty McBoatface.”

  42. grrizzly

    For a while I meant to come back to this passage in Richard Evans’s The Coming of The Third Reich. I find it somewhat relevant.

    The political milieux out of which these various parties emerged had been in existence since the early days of the Bismarckian Empire.

    These milieux, with their party newspapers, clubs and societies, were unusually rigid and homogeneous. Already before 1914 this had resulted in a politicization of whole areas of life that in other societies were much freer from ideological identifications. Thus, if an ordinary German wanted to join a male voice choir, for instance, he had to choose in some areas between a Catholic and a Protestant choir, in others between a socialist and a nationalist choir; the same went for gymnastics clubs, cycling clubs, football clubs and the rest. A member of the Social Democratic Party before the war could have virtually his entire life encompassed by the party and its organizations: he could read a Social Democratic newspaper, go to a Social Democratic pub or bar, belong to a Social Democratic trade union, borrow books from the Social Democratic library, go to Social Democratic festivals and plays, marry a woman who belonged to the Social Democratic women’s organization, enrol his children in the Social Democratic youth movement and be buried with the aid of a Social Democratic burial fund. Similar things could be said of the Centre Party (which could rely on the mass organization of supporters in the People’s Association for a Catholic Germany, the Catholic Trade Union movement, and Catholic leisure clubs and societies of all kinds) but also to a certain extent of other parties too. These sharply defined political-cultural milieux did not disappear with the advent of the Weimar Republic.

    1. Winston

      I don’t know 19th century Britain and America had similar issues. Newspapers were openly partisan and there were plenty of partisan artists and social clubs. All those Gentlemen’s clubs in London. Purely political at first.

      The liberals of the time were culture warriors and believed in the politicization of everything.

  43. Count Potato

    “BREAKING: LEAKED @Google doc from ‘transparency-and-ethics group’ calls @benshapiro, @prageru, @jordanbpeterson “nazis using the dogwhistles” and recommends the disabling of the “suggestions” feature.”

    https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/1143578145666326528

    https://www.projectveritas.com/2019/06/25/breaking-new-google-document-leaked-describing-shapiro-prager-as-nazis-using-the-dogwhistles/

    1. If you can hear the whistles, maybe you’re the dog.

    2. Winston

      Let us not forget that the New York School system considers individualism to be white supremacy.

    3. Count Potato

      “Reddit is blocking all BitChute links. https://archive.is/rGKq0 Is this because we refused to remove the Project Veritas videos? We will never remove them #GoogleGate #RedditCensorship”

      https://twitter.com/bitchute/status/1143931252241604608

    4. Count Potato

      “The official reasoning Reddit gives for quarantining The_Donald is “threats of violence against police and public officials.” First, The_Donald is likely one of the most Pro-LEO communities on the internet. It’s pretty clear that Reddit is just slandering us with that alone. 1/7

      Any threats toward public officials, rare as they may be, have been actively removed by moderators forever. Again, pure lies by Reddit.

      Why were we actually quarantined, then?

      We played a large part in spreading @Project_Veritas’ Google censorship story. 2/7

      The story that lit a fire under big-tech leftists to make good on what was said in the video (while denying it). Reddit admins removed the story claiming it violated the mysterious TOS, and banned both Project Veritas’ subreddit and company account. 3/7″

      https://twitter.com/thedonaldreddit/status/1143969011761405953

      1. I’m starting to wonder if they’re getting close to placing the final straw on the Camel’s back. It’s getting so obvious and intrusive.

      2. Count Potato

        “Two things to notice. This happened immediately after Media Matters called for T_D to be shut down, and it’s the eve of the first Democratic Debates. Put two and two together. 7/7”

        1. It’s hard to believe that all the Big Tech/SocMed ideological purging isn’t coordinated.

          1. Winston

            Libertarians supported the rise of Big Tech and are being rewarded with censorship. Interesting.

          2. It’s a combination of a few things.

            1) everybody knows everybody in the upper echelons, so they virulently spread this cancer through their social circles ;

            2) I&D consulting is big business, and acts as another transmission vector;

            3) big companies are suffering from administrative (read HR) bloat, similar to but less extreme than higher Ed. With that comes wave after wave of true believers;

            4) ideological bubbles. Silicon Valley is a giant one. There’s also a chilling effect when HR is preaching progressive social justice out one side of the mouth and inclusion out the other side of the mouth

            5) shit tons of money. They aren’t incentivized to change because almost nobody is talking with their wallets.

  44. Sean

    Stupid Japanese beetles munching on my pepper plants. ?
    *Squish squish squish*

    1. Count Potato

      I haven’t seen those in ages.

      1. Tundra

        They went crazy on a Linden tree of ours last year. We had the lawn treated last fall so hopefully that will take of the little fuckers.