Wednesday Afternoon Links of Safety

Well, my kids enjoyed a beautiful day off from school yesterday, courtesy of Hurricane Dorian. I mean, it rained for a couple of minutes in the afternoon, but that was the whole of it. Some hurricanes are like that. I sympathize with bureaucrats at all levels who are expected to DO SOMETHING!! five days before the storm is targeted to hit, when final track may be well outside of the Cone of Water Hoarding. For all the shit they take about it, at least in Florida, they’ve realized that it takes 2-3 days to do things like evacuate hospitals and stage relief efforts. It seems like huge overkill when the hurricane misses, but when it hits, people get saved.

I think this is evidence of Global Climate Change, and also the coming super caldera eruption that will kill millions. So, are the watermelons rooting for or against?

Way to conflate “radiation exposure” with medical imaging radiation exposure in calling MRI, CTs risky. How DARE! the peons want more medical imaging!

Whoa, The Onion made a funny?

Democrats propose Eminent Domain for AR-style rifles? I don’t know what else to call a “mandatory gun buyback”. Kelo wasn’t that big a deal, right? Takings of property are fine as long as they’re compensated.

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442 responses to “Wednesday Afternoon Links of Safety”

  1. Donation Not Taxation

    Good afternoon (Glibs time), Brett L. Get through Dorian OK?

    1. Donation Not Taxation

      First!

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        No comment on the links?
        Try again little buddy,

        1. Donation Not Taxation

          I had gathered from the recent comments that that rule no longer applied.

          1. Tonio

            Get off my lawn.

          2. Donation Not Taxation

            Remember the old days when you had to get what today we call ‘links’ from America Online or Compuserve?

          3. Tripacer

            Prodigy or GTFO

        2. Donation Not Taxation

          If Yusef wants comments on the links, then here goes. And, in response to yesterday, the responses will not be one ‘wall of text.’
          Apocalyptic manmade climate change, President Donald J. Trump, and both are the three acceptable (to rightthinkers, which means Left) answers to “What is the cause of the bad thing du jour, Alex?” None of those three In this case, the report is on a FOX affiliate and did not include any of those three. Are FOX affiliates more Right than national Fox News?

          Steamboat is in Yellowstone National Park which is part of a park service which is subsidized rather than letting those who want national parks and those who go to national parks pay for it.

        3. Donation Not Taxation

          “the number of computerized tomography and magnetic resonance imaging scans is still on the rise in the United States”
          If only there were a way to decentralize a mechanism for allocation of finite resources of services to get the number of scans to the ‘proper’ level given benefit, cost, and risk. See Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell followed by Thinking Beyond Stage One by Thomas Sowell.

        4. Donation Not Taxation

          politics.theonion.com
          So, fake news.
          Ah, according to Brett L, the news is that The Onion has posted something, to quote Brett L, “funny.”
          Chances that the Ds will actually do it?

        5. Donation Not Taxation

          “the first American gun confiscation effort since Lexington and Concord,”
          Fake news, unless add a qualifier such as ‘large scale’ or ‘national.’
          The commentariat of this site are already aware that 3 of the current big 4 Dem presidential 2020 (Biden, Harris, and Warren) all appear to want to diminish and/or eliminate 2A as much as they can get away with.
          Sanders (not elected as a D)’s record has been to oppose 2A for cities and support 2A for rural.
          Thanks to Mythical Libertarian Woman, we on this site know Yang’s position on “gun safety,” which does not go this far – yet. Guessing that the presumption on this site is that the 13 other professional politicians in the top 20 for the D nomination would also support flat-out making firearms illegal.
          That leaves Steyer and Williamson. Williamson’s official policy on “gun control” is “the cultivation of enhanced gun control and gun safety to reduce the violence against the American people” with the anti-2A components of banning nongovernmental possession of “assault weapons” and banning the manufacture, distribution, and sale of ammunition.
          Anyone here know what Tom Steyer’s campaign’s position is on 2A?

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            Testy, eh?
            LOL
            And Fuck off Tulpa

          2. Donation Not Taxation

            From you, I will take that as a complement.

          3. Yusef drives a Kia

            You should, welcome home brother

          4. Donation Not Taxation

            Thank you.

          5. Donation Not Taxation

            Thank you for enacting labor the week of Labor Day (US/Canada).

          6. BakedPenguin

            “Williamson’s official policy on “gun control” is…” giving gun owners free yoga classes in exchange for their guns? Smoking herbal tea?

          7. Donation Not Taxation

            You may have a promising future writing for her campaign.

  2. Yusef drives a Kia

    It’s just a wet winter, more water means more activity

  3. Count Potato

    That’s actually a picture of young Brett, isn’t it?

  4. Juvenile Bluster

    Florida got lucky with Dorian. Outer Banks are probably going to get hit hard (will probably get back to a Cat 3 before it gets there).

    Just another month and a half left in the “real” hurricane season (mid-August to mid-October).

    1. Tonio

      Richmond won’t even get enough to get the James high enough for decent kayaking. #MKFA

      1. Not Adahn

        Make Kentucky Fragrant Again?

    2. Florida Man

      I don’t even have any limbs down. Shrug* at least I missed a day of work and won’t be getting paid for it.

  5. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Conflating MRIs and CAT scans makes no sense. You don’t get any dose from an MRI.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Magnets, how do they work?

      1. Tundra

        However they work, they sure are fucking loud.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Remember when Linda Blair was tested in the Excorcist, besides the smoking doctors, the noise…..

          1. Rhywun

            I like to think the technology has improved since then. Because that hospital scene was some scary shit.

          2. Yusef drives a Kia

            Yes it was

  6. kinnath

    The 11-87 Compact is tucked away in the master bedroom. SG Ammo is delivering shells in the next couple of days.

    Time to start thinking about a rifle.

    1. Mini-14.

      You can thank me later.

      1. kinnath

        That is the plan.

        1. Sean

          Really?

          I was going to suggest this: https://www.atlanticfirearms.com/products/vz58-cqb-rifle-czechpoint

          I have an early VZ2008, and it is outstanding, compact, and feeds everything.

          1. Tonio

            SOLD OUT!!!

            Nobody likes a tease, Sean.

          2. Sean

            https://www.brownells.com/firearms/rifles/semi-auto/vz-58-7-62×39-brown-wd-plastic-16-15–prod118841.aspx

            Brownell’s has stock.

            Comes with the beaver barf furniture/regular stock.

          3. AlmightyJB

            Interesting variant. Haven’t seen one with a safety like that.

      2. Tundra

        I keep hearing that. Why do you dig them so much?

        1. kinnath

          Ask Suthenboy.

        2. Florida Man

          Some people don’t like to cheaply and easily modify their rifles.

          1. AlmightyJB

            I’m thinking about buying some AR receivers.

          2. Florida Man

            The fun thing about have the receiver is you can get all the other parts mailed right to your door. Also you have the choice of my different calibers all with same receiver.

          3. AlmightyJB

            Exactly, the only lego part that’s actually the gun.

        3. Primary reason is how reliable it is. I’ve had mine for more than 10 years now and I have literally never had a malfunction that wasn’t directly the fault of a particular faulty cartridge; and I’ve shot every kind of garbage ammo I could get my hands on.

          The axis of the piston is also in a really good place for me such that the recoil is basically non-existent, making rapid follow-ups a breeze. Finally, even though it had a reputation of being inaccurate for a long time, my particular rifle is at least as accurate, if not more, as an AR.

          1. Suthenboy

            The accuracy problems with the early rifles was due to the gas piston rod being flexible and off center of gravity for the rifle. That problem is fixed. Even with my blurry eyes I can still keep mine inside of an inch at 100. The rifle shoots more accurately than I can shoot anyway.

            The one drawback of the Mini-14 is that the barrel can’t be easily changed in the field. That is the single reason the AR’s beat out the Mini-14 as our service rifle. It is dumb really. That seems like an easy enough re-design problem to fix.

        4. Count Potato

          You fire as many rounds as you want without hitting anything.

        5. kinnath

          A great video from Paul Harrell

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqNbDfOJX6c

          1. AlmightyJB

            Great video from Paul Harrell is redundant.

        6. Bobarian LMD

          Same general firearm as an AR

          + Doesn’t look as scary
          Can be shorter for same barrel length
          Piston recoil
          Newer ones have the accuracy issue worked out.

          – Not as modular as AR
          Not ubiquitous
          Little more complicated assembly/disassembly

          1. kinnath

            + Doesn’t look as scary
            Can be shorter for same barrel length
            Piston recoil
            Newer ones have the accuracy issue worked out.

            yup

            And it is the same basic operating system as the M1A which is also on my wish list.

          2. creech

            Falls out of the boat easier?

          3. Spudalicious

            It throws ITSELF out of the boat.

        7. Tundra

          Thanks, all.

          1. Fourscore

            If you knew a guy with an SKS you might be able to talk about it in a few days.

          2. Tundra

            Now there’s a thought!

  7. Grumbletarian

    https://www.newsweek.com/nra-gun-control-san-francisco-1457581

    San Fran declares the NRA a terrorist organization.

    1. Florida Man

      At a time when I am over the NRA, California is trying to get me to hate support them.

    2. Drake

      Imagine if they were serious people and the NRA really was a terrorist org. Think they would say anything about the NRA – knowing they’d be shot dead next time they set foot outdoors?

      1. Bill Door

        That is a heck of a point.

    3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      LOL

      San Francisco is literally a parody come to life

    4. Suthenboy

      Doesn’t the definition of ‘terrorist organization’ include ‘violent acts committed to sew fear for the purpose of political change’?
      See how useful it is to change the definitions of words to suit your purposes?

  8. Ass Wednesday will make sure your geyser erupts!

    http://archive.is/2JLfZ

  9. Count Potato

    “Whoa, The Onion made a funny?

    Democrats propose Eminent Domain for AR-style rifles? I don’t know what else to call a “mandatory gun buyback”. Kelo wasn’t that big a deal, right? Takings of property are fine as long as they’re compensated.”

    Wonder which is a worse election strategy.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    “So while fascinating, it’s not unusual, nor cause for concern.”

    Of course he’d say that.

    1. Rhywun

      OFFS.

      1. Enough About Palin

        That’s nothing. I heard that on a lot of days he SHITS i the White House. The Whitehouse! How. Fucking. Anti-American.

    2. ChipsnSalsa

      Why are they even using posterboards? What is this a 1998 middle school science project?

    3. Rebel Scum

      Babylon Bee?

    4. CPRM

      It was a Magic Marker, not a Sharpie; so I rate the claim mostly true/right wing snopes

    5. DrOtto

      It almost looks like a cone with 2 scoops !!!1!11!

  11. Bobarian LMD

    OK! So for some reason I can log into WP for the first time in 6 months (here at work).

    Magnets, like light, or heat, are a form of radiation, so … ok?

  12. Count Potato

    “Baring it all: Soccer World Cup star Kelley O’Hara strips down for an ESPN Body Issue cover shoot – as she opens up about learning to love her body, and reveals her favorite physical asset

    US soccer star Kelley O’Hara stripped down to absolutely nothing for ESPN The Magazine’s 2019 The Body Issue.

    The 31-year-old FIFA Women’s World Cup champion and Olympic gold medalist has worn quite a few uniforms over the course of her nearly decade-long professional career, but she ditched them all in favor of the skin she’s in for the magazine’s annual nude issue.

    Posing for one of 17 covers, Kelley shows off the muscular figure — and a butt she’s quite proud of — that got her to where she is today.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7428043/US-soccer-star-Kelley-OHara-strips-ESPNs-Body-Issue.html

    meh

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      She’s not bad looking but she’s no circa 2005 Natalie Portman, that’s for sure.

    2. AlmightyJB

      That’s a nice ass.

    3. MikeS

      Solid would.

      1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        Solid wood?

    4. “her favorite physical asset”

      Lemme guess… scapula?

    5. Enough About Palin

      “and a butt she’s quite proud of”

      Really? Because that ass is saggin’.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

        1. I don’t like it and you’re wrong.

          1. Enough About Palin

            Agreed. I coached women Olympic gymnasts. This ass is old and saggy.

    6. pan fried wylie

      More squats, Bro.

  13. A Leap at the Wheel

    Well glibs, for those interested, I’m out $500 bucks, but I now have a clear line to the sewer, a clean-out cap that actually comes off and goes on again, and I need to clean the shit out from the basement where it backed up out the floor drain. If any minesoda glibs ever need a plumber recommendation, shoot me an email. I won’t slander their good name by posting it here, but they done good work and don’t gouge me when they could have.

    1. BEAM’s not normal, y’all

      Plumbing sucks, doesn’t it? Having had my own basement fiasco recently, I feel for ya.

  14. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    “MRI, CT scan use continues to rise, in spite of health risks”

    I’m no doctor, but I believe undiagnosed cancer may be a bigger health risk.

    1. BEAM’s not normal, y’all

      Not to mention the now almost-completely-antiquated use of exploratory surgery, thanks to non-invasive imaging.

      I’ll take my chances with the MRI and CT.

  15. Rebel Scum

    Dems Propose First Gun Grab Since Lexington And Concord

    The “weapons of war” phrasing gals me. ALL WEAPONS are/were “weapons of war” (firearms in particular). And repeating arms have existed since javelins and crossbows.

    1. Gadfly

      The “weapons of war” phrasing gals me.

      Especially considering the entire point of the second amendment was to keep the people armed enough to fight a war, whether against a foreign tyrant or a domestic one. The reason for the amendment wasn’t for sport or even self-defense, although those are subsequently protected, but to preserve the people as an army in and of themselves.

  16. A Leap at the Wheel

    Do you like power metal covers of beloved Canadian folk music? Because this is how you get power metal covers of beloved Canadian folk music.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Too Canadian,

      1. BEAM’s not normal, y’all

        Too Canadian

        Fake opinion. No such thing.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Fun with numbers

    The Trump administration has proposed a change in the way the federal government measures poverty. On the surface, this proposal may appear to be an innocuous, technical adjustment. It’s not. Instead, this change would dramatically reduce the number of people who qualify for vital basic assistance programs, including Medicaid, children’s health care and food assistance.

    ——–

    The effects of the Trump administration’s proposed change would go far beyond Medicaid and food assistance. In fact, over 80 federal programs and policies use some form of the official poverty measure, including the Children’s Health Insurance Program, public housing programs and the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program. Millions of people who are struggling will lose access to these programs, causing greater poverty and hardship for millions of children and families.

    Over the past 65 years, food spending for typical families has shrunk dramatically relative to other goods and services, so simply multiplying a family’s food costs would severely understate their financial need. Any honest attempt to update the poverty measure should include a wider range of basic needs – including housing, child care, long-term care, health care, access to internet and phone services, transportation and utilities. And that would result in more—not fewer—Americans identified as needing access to programs to ensure a basic foundation for every child and family.

    In fact, the Obama administration began to develop that kind of modernized poverty measure. An extensive, interagency process led to the development of the Supplemental Poverty Measure, which quantifies the poverty threshold based on food, clothing, shelter and utility expenses, while taking into account family size, composition and geographical adjustments. The supplemental poverty measure, largely based on a consensus from the National Academy of Sciences, also subtracts necessary medical expenses and work-related expenses, such as child care, from income.

    A nation of paupers. Paupers in dire need of government assistance. Noble, benevolent government to the rescue!

    1. Rhywun

      And that would result in more—–not fewer–—Americans identified as needing access to programs to ensure a basic foundation for every child and family.

      Fuck you, cut spending.

      1. Donation Not Taxation

        Less households qualifying for ‘entitlements’ is a move to “cut spending.”

        1. Rhywun

          Until some judge puts a stop to it.

    2. Bobarian LMD

      access to internet and phone services,

      *cough*bullshit*cough*

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Free phone, 35$ a month, all I need, I phones? Hahahaha!

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        They are vital if you want need , or have a job, welcome to the 21st century,

  18. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    Justin Maloney

    @JMaloneyLiberty

    I considered selling my weapons “back” to the government, but after a background check and thorough investigation into the buyer, I determined the buyer has a history of violence and is mentally unstable. Big risk to everyone around it.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Be sure to high five this guy at the re-education camps

    2. AlmightyJB

      Nice:)

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      Awesome.

  19. LJW

    Florida man from the front page disappointed, probably reliving the past glory in his head.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/QddodjZ

    1. Count Potato

      Nice find.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      Funny!

  20. Suthenboy

    “…several heavy snow years in Yellowstone created more groundwater to feed geysers and hot springs. ”

    I not sure that is how it works.

    Re: The Onion article. I knew The Onion was dead when the pinkos bought it. This article is a prime example. It is supposed to be a parody news site, dummies. Parody means going way over the top, exaggerating the truth to the point of being unbelievable. Straight up reporting the news is not parody. *facepalm*

    “Takings of property (guns) are fine as long as they’re compensated.”
    Double entendre? In that case none of mine are takable.

  21. Tundra

    Some fun from my inbox:

    LAWSUIT: Campus police said he should’ve been ‘smarter’ than to exercise his First Amendment rights. Now he’s suing.

    “Some people get in trouble for smoking weed, but at Jones College, I got in trouble just for trying to talk about it,” said Brown. “College is for cultivating thought and learning and encouraging civil discourse with your peers. That’s not what’s happening at Jones College.”

    This wasn’t Brown’s first experience having his First Amendment rights threatened at Jones College. In February, Brown and a friend set up a “free speech ball,” an inflatable beach ball on which students could write messages of their choice while YAL representatives talked to them about the importance of free speech. An administrator informed them that they were not permitted on campus since they didn’t have Jones College’s explicit approval.

    Brown was deflated, and so was his beach ball.

    “Students shouldn’t have to seek permission — then wait three or more days — before they can exercise their First Amendment rights,” said Marieke Tuthill Beck-Coon, FIRE’s director of litigation. “If a ball threatens the administration so much that they call campus police, no speech is safe at Jones College.”

    FIRE wrote to Jones College President Jesse Smith on May 16, offering assistance with bringing the college’s unconstitutional policies into compliance with the First Amendment. Smith failed to respond.

    I like FIRE. They’ve got style.

    1. robc

      I assume Jones College is private, so they rules are different. I like FIRE too, but sometimes they forget about the private property angle.

      1. Tundra

        Public colleges like Jones College may put in place reasonable restrictions on student expression, but they cannot maintain blanket restrictions on all student speech. Brown’s lawsuit calls on Jones College to immediately revise its unconstitutional speech policies so the thousands of students attending the college can reclaim their First Amendment rights.

        1. robc

          Google was no help, the first page of listings for Jones College goes to the private school I referenced below.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            I have never heard of a “private entity” that had the vast majority of its revenues subsidized by government. Where the company paid no taxes on any of its revenues or investments and was able to issue tax free debt for capital projects. And then had much of its curriculum and administration regulated by government.

      2. robc

        On the other hand, Jones County Community College, which is where this story is located, is probably public, so FIRE away (pun intended).

        Jones College closed in 2017. It was in Jacksonville, FL.

      3. LJW

        Jones College is a community college in Mississippi.

        1. LJW

          Derp forgot to refresh someone beat me to it.

      4. Suthenboy

        Public or private, does Jones College take Govt guaranteed student loans? If they take a penny they are bound by the 1st. They don’t get to have their cake and eat it too.

        Mmmmmm cake.

    2. Tonio

      Moxie, even.

    3. Bobarian LMD

      I like fire too,

      Just wait til the Boogaloo.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        WTF is the Boogaloo and why do ancaps keep mentioning it?

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Boogaloo – society collapse, SHTF, get your bug-out bag.

    4. Yusef drives a Kia

      He said cultivate, hehe

    5. “Marieke Tuthill Beck-Coon”

      Triggered.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    The Obama administration was not alone in attempting to modernize the poverty measure. Several organizations and research centers set out to calculate livable incomes. The National Center on Children in Poverty created the Family Resource Simulator to illustrate the impact of work supports, including income tax credits and child care assistance, offering a more complete picture of how family resources change as earnings increase. NCCP suggests families typically need nearly twice as much as the official poverty level to make ends meet thanks to factors like rent and utilities, child care, health insurance premiums, out-of-pocket medical expenses, transportation, debt and payroll taxes. The Economic Policy Institute’s Family Budgets, MIT’s Living Wage Calculator and the University of Washington’s Self-Sufficiency Standards all came to similar conclusions.

    Simply put, the common, necessary expense categories not fully accounted for in the official poverty measure means the costs we all face are substantially higher than what it implies.

    Living wage! Fight for $50k!

    1. Suthenboy

      We never hear about that angle. If the living wage people have their way there will be no justification for entitlements.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    “Students shouldn’t have to seek permission — then wait three or more days — before they can exercise their First Amendment rights,” said Marieke Tuthill Beck-Coon, FIRE’s director of litigation. “If a ball threatens the administration so much that they call campus police, no speech is safe at Jones College.”

    You need a license to drive. Why shouldn’t you need a license to speak?

    1. Count Potato

      Wait.

      1. Tonio

        Hate speech is not free speech.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          “Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose”

          1. Fourscore

            Windshield wipers slappin”, where’s Bobby when we need him?

  24. Rebel Scum

    Democrats and their allies like to mock these sorts of arguments as nothing more than semantics; mostly because they need to conflate and euphemize terms to make their arguments work.

    Then they proceed to call for banning of semi-automatics, which is every modern firearm and many going back a century.

    1. LJW

      I love correcting them when they say assault rifle.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      The Evangelical Left views every social media post as their own personal march on Selma. Only religious fervor can motivate someone to have such little humanity and still think they’re a “good person”.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      16.8 k followers. Meh. Losers are gonna loser.

      Did they remove the tweet? Seems like it because can’t find it on their Twittergibberish.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Never mind those were replies.

    1. Count Potato

      LOLOLOL

    2. Bobarian LMD

      Probably not his car, either.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Florida Man finds a car that will fit in his kitchen, therefore he has a car in his kitchen.

        The hurricane was just incidental, and the car is stolen.

    3. Yusef drives a Kia

      It is Smart,

    4. Suthenboy

      That is not a car.

      1. Hyperion

        Pea Pod. For pea brains.

      2. BEAM’s not normal, y’all
      3. Mad Scientist

        Eh, it’s a car. Some people have different priorities and I’m glad there’s a product to suit their needs.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    That’s a nice ass.

    “Yes. Yes, it is,” he muttered from his bunk.

  26. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    https://twitter.com/AP/status/1169322216812666883

    “BREAKING: UK House of Commons passes bill to block no-deal Brexit, sending it to upper chamber of Parliament. Follow @AP’s developing Brexit coverage.”

    Note that this was done after parliament blocked the government from calling for new elections, because they feared that the election would result in Remainers no longer having a majority to pass this legislation.

    This shit is so hilarious. The mask hasn’t slipped- IT’S COMPLETELY OFF. Bow before Brussels!

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Has Johnson tried to call a snap election yet? He and the Brexit Tories would win in a landslide.

      1. robc

        He tried, failed to get the 2/3rds votes needed.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Time to reopen the Tower of London and start putting MPs in it. This is an absolutely brazen fuck you to the desire of the majority of people in a democratic country.

          1. So, QEII should take lessons from Lizzie I?

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            The positive is that the people of the UK should be thoroughly red pilled at this point. The elites in their country are no longer even pretending like elections matter. The Brits should act accordingly.

            Oh, but wait, those bitches handed over their guns. Get fucked UK

    2. robc

      Can they block the PM from calling a new election?

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Yeah. I guess some law was passed a couple of years back that required a super majority in the House in order to call snap elections.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          I guess I should refer to it as “the commons” and not “the House”.

          Don’t mind me, I’m just a provincial American

    3. Apparently Lords can filibuster the bill, and there are pro-Brexit Lords.

      I find it ironic.

    4. Tonio

      Popcorn time!

      What’s the Limeyland equivalent for popcorn – culturally, not linguistically?

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Just say “popcorn”, because their language is stupid and we shouldn’t have to conform to their nonsense. Fucking making up words.

        This is what you get for calling french fries “chips”. They deserve this.

        1. Gadfly

          I like your style.

        2. Suthenboy

          Hear, hear!

      2. Urthona

        Pretty sure it’s fag.

    5. Hyperion

      It’s going to get interesting. I don’t really think Boris is the man for the job though. Need Farage.

  27. Democrats propose Eminent Domain for AR-style rifles? I don’t know what else to call a “mandatory gun buyback”.

    Do they want a civil war, because this is how you get a civil war.

    1. Hey now, better watch it before Swalwell drops a tactical nuke on all of us.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        A Pakistani mini nuke?
        YOU GET A NUKE, AND YOU GET A NUKE, AND YOY, YES YOU, GET A NUKE!

        1. Tonio

          Pakistani Mini Nuke…

          Band or Second Album?

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            Both, the Pakis said they have 250 gram nukes, we are Doomed! Hi Tonio

          2. So, explosive yield equivalent to 250 grams of TNT?

          3. Tonio

            Hi, Yusef

    2. creech

      Didn’t having British troops go door to door in Northern Ireland, confiscating weapons, lead to a civil war of sorts during the Troubles?

    1. As a friend of mine is fond of saying: “Oh, my goodenesu.”

    2. Spudalicious

      I want her to do naughty things to me.

      1. BEAM’s not normal, y’all

        I want her to do naughty things to everybody.

  28. Donation Not Taxation

    Rush Limbaugh’s top stories for today. Notice that Rush is back to using Fauxcahontas instead of following President Trump’s lead after President Trump messed up the joke. Also, the spirit of Ken Schultz lives!

    Cold Water
    Far-left Democrat ideas like Medicare-for-All might sell to their kook base, but beyond that, socialism isn’t getting much traction on the campaign trail.

    Red Flag: San Francisco Declares NRA a Terrorist Organization
    You, a law-abiding citizen with a gun could end up being declared a terrorist and that would allow them to come get your gun.

    Two 2020 Views: Conrad Black vs. Doug Schoen
    We have a couple competing pieces today. It’s not by design. It just so happens they happened to be released within the same cycle, and it’s interesting to contrast.

    Why Are So Many House Republicans Retiring?
    I think one of the reasons we lost the House in 2018 is that there were a huge number of Republicans who retired.

    CNN Is Really Doing 7 Hours Straight on Climate Change!
    The amount of disinformation combined with ignorance, stupidity, and lying is going to be off the charts tonight.

    Andy McCarthy on Your Host, His Book — and Impeachment
    This book is exactly what Mueller and his team ignored. This book exposes the silent coup, the effort to overturn the election result.

    Amanpour to Mattis: Is It “Your Duty” to Destroy Trump?
    Wait ’til she finds out what the guy said about Obama and Biden. See? She probably doesn’t even know that — or, if she does, she’s in denial about it.

    Vacation Review: Cable Chatter About Your Host
    I had some audio sound bites in the roster yesterday that I didn’t get to, and I asked Cookie to refurnish them today.

    Fauxcahontas Reclaims “You Didn’t Build That” from Obama
    Now, she’s not channeling Obama. Obama channeled her.

    Looks Like Ilhan Omar’s Marriage Is on the Rocks
    Ilhan Omar is Somali. I don’t know. Something tells me she’s lucky she’s doing this in the United States.

    The Democrat Party Is the Largest Hate Group in America
    What do you call people who do not tolerate different opinions, political or otherwise? The nicest word I can think of is “Democrat.”
    Hollywood Blacklists According to Social Scoring
    We talked yesterday about the ChiComs, social scores for ChiCom citizens? That’s exactly what this is.

    Flight Time
    New York City loses more residents than any other city. According to libertarian author Kristin Tate, 270 New Yorkers abandon the city each day.

    1. Donation Not Taxation

      Links to these stories are available @ rushlimbaugh.com

      1. Private Chipperbot

        Hard pass.

        1. Donation Not Taxation

          You don’t have to agree with the sellout from conservatism to Trump to glean information from his headlines. Just on today’s afternoon links we have UPI in the article and in the comments we have AP’s Twitter feed, Marianne Williamson’s Twitter feed, Newsweek, Politico…

          1. leon

            Hey now. Don’t be hating on Mrs Williamson. She’s the best of the bunch over there.

          2. That’s setting the bar awfully low.

          3. Donation Not Taxation

            No hate. She is an example of someone quite at odds with the policy preferences of the commentariat on this site. Her Twitter feed is linked to elsewhere on this page.
            Criticism is being hurled by multiple handles, apparently on the grounds that you have to agree with Rush Limbaugh to be interested in what Rush Limbaugh considers to be the top news of the day.
            Exposing the double standard between the links to sources on America’s Left and these top stories from a source on America’s Right.

          4. leon

            “She is an example of someone quite at odds with the policy preferences of the commentariat on this site.”

            Wait… What? Her obvious excessive drug use certainly earned her some credit.

          5. Donation Not Taxation

            By “the bunch,” do you just mean the ten who will be in the 12 September 2019 debate or are you including John Delaney and Tulsi Gabbard among those you rank below Marianne Williamson?

          6. leon

            It’s a tough call. Certainly don’t agree with her on everything, but she’s willing to take on the dark forces state.

          7. Donation Not Taxation

            OK.

      2. Yusef drives a Kia

        I have a radio, If I want listen it bullshit, thanks though!

        1. Donation Not Taxation

          Don’t remember asking you to listen to anything.
          Missed seeing similar complaining about commentariat-posted links to leftstream sources, including elsewhere on this afternoon’s links page.

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            Take a joke Man,
            /Still Tulpa

      3. Yusef drives a Kia

        Your not Tulpa, you’re Ken Shultz, I knew something was fishy,

      4. Crusty Juggler

        Links to these stories are available @ rushlimbaugh.com

        lol wut

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Crusty is a Sean Hannity fan

      5. Urthona

        What is your connection?

      6. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Lou Dobbs or GTFO

        #tariffthatshit

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats
          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            In all seriousness, I have a soft spot for Pat Buchanan because of his views on foreign policy that he was talking about back before it was cool.

          2. Stinky Wizzleteats

            I like him too. He was one of the few that reacted to the end of the Cold War correctly and he always had something good to say on the Mclaughlin Group.

          3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            I use to watch the McLaughlin Group religiously. It was hilarious when John would rib Pat.

            I stumbled upon “A Republic, Not An Empire” by Buchanan by accident when I was in high school and it completely changed my perspective on government. I remember when MSNBC kept him around during the Bush years in order to criticize Bush about his foreign policy. Then when Obama won election and it became clear that the Democrats were pro-war again they dropped him like a hot potato.

            The magazine that he co-founded, The American Conservative, is still probably the best publication for foreign policy news.

            Scott Horton even interviewed Buchanan a couple of weeks ago

          4. Rhywun

            I use to watch the McLaughlin Group religiously. It was hilarious when John would rib Pat.

            #metoo

            Even better when Pat put that ditzy Eleanor Clift in her place.

          5. Rufus the Monocled

            He was awesome on the TMG.

            Elenore Clift not so much.

          6. Crusty Juggler

            I was especially a fan of his strange anti-semitism.

          7. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Which is today not “antisemitism” if you are a Democratic member of Congress.

            Funny how that works

          8. leon

            It’s all about them Jacksons.

          9. Crusty Juggler

            If it’s maybe not anti-Semitic now then wasn’t then.

    2. Dr. Fronkensteen

      New York City loses more residents than any other city. According to libertarian author Kristin Tate, 270 New Yorkers abandon the city each day.

      AND still the rent’s too high.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        270 alt-righters! /Cuomo

        1. Dr. Fronkensteen

          +1 New York City was never the greatest city in the world.

          1. leon

            +1 calling it New York is a slur to the Dutch.

      2. Rhywun

        AND still the rent’s too high.

        Not for long! ??

  29. Count Potato

    “I was born and raised in Texas so I’ve seen it. Millions of people today are praying that Dorian turn away from land, and treating those people with mockery or condescension because they believe it could help is part of how the overly secularized Left has lost lots of voters.”

    https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1169329600221986816

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Holy shit, Marian Williamson is the only sensible Democrat left in the race. JFC

      1. Tonio

        “In this world gone mad, sometimes the monkey spanks you.” -Kevin Smith

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Sage advice

        2. dontreadonme

          Why am I strangely aroused?

      2. robc

        She would probably be the least damaging as President too.

        1. Hyperion

          You mean she might pretend she’s a witch and go hug a tree instead of trying to do harmful stuff for political reasons? You may be on to something.

      3. Gadfly

        Has Tulsi dropped out, or is the bloom off the rose for your crush?

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          She won’t be at the next debate. The DNC made sure of that

    2. Tonio

      OMG…what if she’s our Edith Keeler? What if all the factions agree to give her the nom because each thinks *they* can control her, that she’ll be most receptive to them.

      1. Donation Not Taxation

        Imagine Donald J. Trump and Marianne Williamson in a general election debate. Imagine Donald J. Trump and Marianne Williamson Twitter-spatting at each other.

  30. Gadfly

    Whoa, The Onion made a funny?

    It was pretty good. The ending line was a nice kicker, too:

    Democratic officials have also announced a new “You Think You Can Do Better Than Us?” campaign aimed at increasing turnout among African American and Hispanic voters.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      That is literally all I ate throughout college (plus Raman noodles). I legitimately thought I was going to get scurvy in college.

      This kid is a pussy

    2. Smells like fake news.

  31. Count Potato

    BREAKING: Billy Is A Stupid Asshole

    “Billy, who lives in #Austin, voluntarily turned in his AK-47 to police today.

    He says it’s a response to recent mass shootings in the Lone Star State.

    Story on @fox7austin tonight!”

    https://twitter.com/jenniferonFOX7/status/1168692933966610433

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Virtue signalling on your knees?
      I’ll pass..,

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      Billy the goat.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Had a friend who raced named Billy,
        He owned Goat racing, true story

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Billy the Cuck

    4. Tonio

      Austin, man. Prog chix in cowgirl boots and cutoffs.

    5. Billy, don’t be a hero moron.

    6. Urthona

      “I just can’t trust myself not to murder a bunch of people with this”.

      1. leon

        I’ve been assured by our professional cops that guns can just go off.

        1. BakedPenguin

          You have to be professional.

    7. bacon-magic

      Billy Fudd

    8. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Fuck Billy.

      I say we all don’t let him sit with us during lunch at the reeducation camps.

      1. Tonio

        You are a truly awful human being. That’s why I come here. Thank you.

        [snuffles]

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          *tips hat*

    9. Crusty Juggler

      I am so much more manly than he is.

    10. Drake

      That picture needs a thought bubble over the cop’s head – “thanks for the new rifle, sap.”

    11. Urthona

      I wouldn’t feel comfortable giving those people a gun. They have a long history of violence.

    12. Hyperion

      Sure, I totally believe this really happened, with no planning and staging at all.

  32. Crusty Juggler
    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      That poor girl is supposed to be the black sheep in a family that includes Eric Trump.

      1. Crusty Juggler

        I feel really bad for her.

      2. Heroic Mulatto

        I’ve never seen Megan McCain and Tiffany Trump in the same room together.

        Jus’ sayin’

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            Christ, what an asshole!

          2. Crusty Juggler

            Some of the things her father said about her were really fucked up, but I can’t say that I’m surprised by any of it because he did have a temper.

          3. leon

            So it’s a video of her colonoscopy?

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’m starting to miss Demi Rose.

  33. Crusty Juggler

    ‘Vaping illness’ is the scary new threat gripping smokers

    “I’ve seen a handful of cases over the last eight weeks,” Dr. Melodi Pirzada, a pediatric pulmonologist at NYU Winthrop Hospital on Long Island, tells The Post. “We’re calling it chemical pneumonitis, an inflammation of the lungs due to chemical toxin inhalation. A vaping-associated lung injury. It’s a completely new entity.”

    OUR CHILDREN ARE DYING

    1. Crusty Juggler

      For longtime health care providers like Pirzada, this new lung illness means she and her colleagues need to rethink how they talk to patients.

      “It’s very new and very scary,” Pirzada says. “I’ve been a pediatric pulmonologist for 25 years now and I have not seen anything like this. As health care providers, we tend to ask, ‘Do you smoke?,’ and now we have to start asking, ‘Do you vape?’ “

      That’s one more year of medical school.

      1. Urthona

        It’s already illegal for kids to vape in New York, and illegal in public for everyone, and taxed at 20%.

        I think kids might be more inclined to admit his behavior if it weren’t totally shunned.

      2. Rhywun

        You know what’s NOT new?

        Vaping.

        *checks link*

        The Post. Of course.

        1. Hyperion

          I bet they’re using those assault vapers now, aren’t they? Black and with a thing that goes up? And probably a large vape magazine that holds more vapes than anyone needs.

          1. Rhywun

            Would explain why the Post’s other big crusade is gun control.

    2. Tonio

      The stench of desperation is heavy.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Vaping turned into a pandemic in one summer even though it’s been around for years.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          It’s not perfect, but it works well, they can fuck right off,

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            It was more of a commentary on how vaping suddenly became a national emergency somehow.

          2. Hyperion

            They made it too hard to get opiates, so someone had to come up with a new national scariest crisis ever.

    3. Mafia masquerading as a human rights organization.

  34. leon

    E:sigh:

    Just a tinge if ennui today

      1. leon

        🙂

  35. Crusty Juggler

    Scarlett Johansson on Woody Allen: ‘I Believe Him, and I Would Work With Him Anytime.’

    How do I feel about Woody Allen?” she asked. “I love Woody. I believe him, and I would work with him anytime.”

    Someone has an opinion we disagree with!

    Amazon returned the rights to his latest film, A Rainy Day in New York. The film’s stars Selena Gomez, Timothée Chalamet, and Rebecca Hall donated their salaries. (The film was picked up by Italian distributor Lucky Red and will be shown in theaters across Europe.

    Italy – great country, or the greatest country?

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Barely a country I think. It’s what 158 years old?

      1. Donation Not Taxation

        The United States officially recognized in 1861 the unification of Italy. That would be 158 +/- 2 years for unification if count that as the start of Italy, or 157-158 (depending on day of year) if count US government as the arbiter of the point in the unification process that counts as the start.
        Costituzione della Repubblica Italiana was enacted by the Constituent Assembly on 22 December 1947. That would be 71 years.

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      “How dare you defend Woody Allen!” said the same people who applauded Roman Polanski just ten years ago and were fine with Woody Allen until just yesterday.

      1. leon

        What changed?

    3. Urthona

      What did he do again?

      1. Crusty Juggler

        nothing wrong.

        1. Dr. Fronkensteen

          Slept with his girlfriend’s adopted daughter. Technically not wrong but shady as hell.

          1. Crusty Juggler

            I am well aware of what he did.

          2. leon

            I think you mean not criminal. I certainly think it’s wrong to sleep with you GF kid.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            If you say so.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        He didn’t drug the teen first.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          She liked it?
          /Ducks.,

          1. *winces and groans*

          2. Gadfly

            Well, she did marry him, so…

      3. Suthenboy

        Diddled his step daughter. Or not his stepdaughter, the adopted daughter of his paramour Mia Farrow. Later married that adopted daughter. Or something like that….the whole thing is some weird soap opera bullshit that no one can really sort out. In any case I don’t recall any accusations of rape even if it wasn’t rape-rape.

        1. Rasilio

          Not with Soon Yi, But Dylan Farrow did accuse him of rape

          1. Suthenboy

            Oh, that’s right. I said I couldn’t keep up. Who knows how much if any of that is true. He is too weird and his accuser s have too much motive to lie.
            I am happier not knowing more about it.

      4. He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is ­unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably ­arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          “These pretzels are making me thirsty”

        2. leon

          Look here douchebag, I wouldn’t have to pretend to be stupid if I wasn’t surrounded by retards.

        3. Not Adahn

          His comedy books were pretty damn funny though.

    4. Drake

      Does she believe Danny Masterson or James Franco?

    5. Fatty Bolger

      Not the first woody she’s propped up.

  36. Crusty Juggler

    Multiple Netflix Series Will Now Drop Episodes Weekly Instead of All at Once

    Netflix is looking to switch up its binge release method.

    While the streaming giant is almost always known to release an entire season of a show at once—permitting viewers to watch the whole thing in one sitting or pace themselves—Netflix has decided to release some series on a weekly basis, ComicBook reports.

    I hope they bring MASH back next.

    1. Gadfly

      Not a good move. Defeats the main purpose of the service: watch on your own schedule.

      1. Count Potato

        I agree, although I think it might be a defense against pirates.

        1. l0b0t

          I like to think of myself as more of an archivist.

      2. Dr Mossy Lawn

        They are trying to preemptively setup for the next cycle of the streaming wars…

        Since there are going to be so many providers you only sign on for one month, binge for 30 days. Then go on to the next provider.

        Releasing a show once a week will keep the must see it right away, so that I can talk to my peer group about it locked into paying for the streaming services.

        The dropping of shows from Netflix, and the next streaming service that bought the rights not giving access to the shows right away has brought me back to torrenting content. I suspect that Britbox is going to do the once a week release as well… well rather than wait for 3 months to watch a show that is on PBS today.. I’ll find an archive.

        1. l0b0t

          I’ve been using Plex for a couple years and am quite smitten with it. I’m my own streaming service.

    2. Count Potato

      So they re-invented regular TV?

      1. Rasilio

        Just wait till some bold new service starts bundling the content from multiple streaming services for a price way lower than you could buy access to all of them at, but the kicker is you can’t pick and choose between them, it is an all or nothing deal.

        1. Rhywun

          Radical!

  37. BakedPenguin

    Brett – I agree about the Florida bureaucrats choosing safety. Yeah, PITA when people have to get out of town for no reason, but if they get it wrong, there will be a line out the TV station’s door of people bearing (metaphorical) knives.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The advent of 24 hour news changed the equation significantly. The Weather Channel is highly motivated to overstate the risk so they can keep the eyeballs glued and demand higher ad rates.

    2. Not Adahn

      I seem to remember fatalities caused because of an unnecessary evacuation. Rita, maybe?

      1. BakedPenguin

        Fair point.

  38. Yusef drives a Kia

    So, on vacation and I’m drinking at least 8 beers a day, about 20$ worth, time to take a break? I eat like a pig,

    1. Count Potato

      That’s only one beer every three hours. You’re skinny, so you can eat all you want.

  39. Crusty Juggler

    Trump Raids Elementary Schools to Pay for Wall; Mexico Off Hook

    Among the notable items now on the backburner include $62 million for a middle school at Ft. Campbell in Kentucky, $13 million for a “child development center” at Joint Base Andrews near Washington, more than $40 million to replace a hazardous materials warehouse in Virginia, nearly $11 million for a fire station replacement in Beaufort, South Carolina; nearly $95 million for an elementary school at Camp Mctureous in Japan; and nearly $80 million for an elementary school replacement project in Spangdahlem Air Base in Germany.

    Lawmakers in Congress had fought the president’s ability to divert such funds to border wall construction. But a recent Supreme Court ruling left little doubt that Trump retained the legal ability to make such transfers, and congressional aides do not expect that the courts will come to their rescue at this point.

    Let’s hope Congress finds the funds somewhere else.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Schools in Japan? Why are we even there?

      1. Urthona

        We must not allow a tentacle porn gap.

    2. No school should cost $80 Million or more.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Lol, that’s cheap these days.

        Gotta pay for all of those solar panels and high end HVAC systems that recycle the air until the inside CO2 hits 3000ppm.

        1. Clearly we need to get the government out of the school construction business.

        2. Yusef drives a Kia

          3000? Thats for indoor grow ops bra!

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            You make an interesting point.

      2. Urthona

        I would t pay more than $65 million for one. Tops.

  40. Yusef drives a Kia

    More so, we have treaties, we should back them with force, maybe a bomber full of 250 gram nukes over a Harbor, then see what happens,

  41. Crusty Juggler

    It’s time to create a conservative ecosystem that doesn’t welcome racists

    Do you remember playing video games that allowed you to set the difficulty level? Imagine if you could set the difficulty level for your life. The data all suggest that being an immigrant or an African American means setting a much higher difficulty level than being a white guy.

    To accept this reality doesn’t require one to declare that whites are all vile racists or oppressors. It doesn’t require agreeing that the United States is fundamentally a white supremacist nation. It just requires the sincere acceptance of two premises: First, that all humans are created equal (the official teaching of the U.S. founders and all Abrahamic religions), and second, that blacks and Hispanics have far worse outcomes in the U.S.

    If both of these premises are true — and they are — then things in the U.S. still aren’t fair and can be improved. And if the game is rigged so badly in the U.S. that thousands of young men are shot on the streets of Chicago, that tens of thousands of black babies are aborted every year, that hundreds of thousands are born out of wedlock, then isn’t that a crisis that deserves attention?

    Conservatives ought to make it a priority to fight for the fundamental dignity and equality of racial minorities who have been denied that dignity and equality. It will require overcoming decades of injustice, and so won’t happen quickly. We won’t disabuse the Left of their self-satisfied smears and conceits, but that’s not the point. Conservatives will be able to take solace in the fact that we’re fighting the good fight and pissing off the racists.

    REAL CONSERVATIONISM is about OWNING THE LIBS!

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      First thing they need to do is stop voting for Democratic machines in the big cities.

      1. Look man, it’s those filthy non-existent rethugliKKKans in those cities that are driving them to vote blue.

      2. Yusef drives a Kia

        But the Rebublicans always lose, why not vote Demo? They always win.
        Why stand for values when, Money!¡!!

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      How about individualism instead?

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Libertarianism is progressivism going five miles over the speed limit

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I said individualism, libertarianism doesn’t appear to have much to do with that concept lately.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Well done, sir

      2. Crusty Juggler

        lol okay

      3. Suthenboy

        This. There is so much wrong with that I hardly know where to start. Blacks and Hispanics don’t have worse outcomes. People who make poor choices or have fucked up priorities have worse outcomes. Young men shot on the streets are overwhelmingly shot by young men of their own cultural group. Who pushes abortion? Who built the welfare state? Who welcomed both with open arms? Overcoming decades of injustice involves what, exactly?
        I suspect Timmy has drawn up a blueprint for decades more of poor outcomes in the name of overcoming injustice. More of the same shit we have seen for the last 100 years.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Overcoming decades of injustice involves what, exactly?

          Whatever it involves stopped in its tracks in 1964 or so, because from 1900-1960, blacks were slowly overcoming decades of injustice, certainly in the economic sphere.

    3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Imagine thinking the opposing the nonsense of intersectionality makes you a bigot by default.

      Conservatism is progressivism driving the speed limit

      1. leon

        Conservatism is thinking you can make principled stands by defining your principles by what’s acceptable to societies principals. Bravery and conviction are antithetical to conservativism.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Conservatism is the living embodiment of cowardice and contradiction.

    4. Rhywun

      If both of these premises are true — and they are — then things in the U.S. still aren’t fair and can be improved.

      Cite needed. Shooting each other and aborting babies is not a symptom of things not being “fair”, IMHO.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        I love how conservatives and libertarians are really just controlled opposition trying to see who can suck up more to their woke overlords without seeming like complete sellouts.

        Between Gillespie’s “libertarian intersectionality” and National Review’s “intersectionality is science” it’s hard to figure out who should be mocked and ridiculed more

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Your second paragraph confuses me. Please provide references so I can be flabbergasted and appalled.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Nah. I don’t even know what it means.

            Gillespie regurgitated some verbal diarrhea on Thaddeus Russell’s podcast about how he believes in “libertarian intersectionality”. When asked to explain he just fumbled around and basically mirrored the progressive definition of intersectionality. It was so dumb that Russell lost interest in what the old man was spouting.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            *barf*

        2. Not Adahn

          As a certified and accredited astrologer, as well as a Rattus-American, I am uniquely qualified to say: Intersectionality is not a science.

      2. Heroic Mulatto

        Ok, but what does that have to do with racial disparities in sentencing?

        1. Rhywun

          If that’s true, that is the kind of cite that is needed. More than just “not fair”.

        2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Clearly it’s all due to our white supremacist society.

          I’m not going to defend the criminal justice system, but I remember a time when libertarians weren’t so lazy and eager to please the latest fad with their arguments.

          I suppose the disparity in sentencing between whites and Asians means we live in an Asian supremacist society.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            There are actual real world examples of racially motivated policies in most American cities where the poor (which are disproportionately minorities) are targeted for ghettoization or literally paid off to leave cities. But, I’ve never heard any criticism of this by conservatives or libertarians.

            Just keep driving the speed limit.

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            For fucks sake, a God damn carbon tax would add costs disproportionately higher on the poor and minorities. Teachers unions, especially in cities, advocates against the best interest of poor and minority students.

            Yet, I won’t hold my breath waiting to read an article from CATO or its “Libertarianism” front talking about the racist policies of environmentalists.

            No, it’s much easier to be lazy and scream “muh…white supremacy” rather than addressing the actual policy problems. They’ll get their pat on the head from rich whites, while advocating for no actual policy that in anyway helps the poor or minorities

          3. Hyperion

            “For fucks sake, a God damn carbon tax would add costs disproportionately higher on the poor and minorities.”

            Here’s the thing that voters actually need to know. The democrats plan to ‘tax the rich’ is nothing more than a diversion. Because they know damn good and well that they cannot tax the rich at the levels they are talking about and even if they could it wouldn’t generate the massive amount of new revenue they need for these multi-trillion dollar new plans they go on about. The rich will leave, because they can, or just close down their businesses and the jobs will go with it. Any additional taxation will fall square on the shoulders of middle class workers via payroll. They know this full well and they don’t care. Equality is that they say we need and we will get it by all being equally poor, except for the elite ruling class.

        3. Suthenboy

          “About 1/2 of one percent of Americans are in jail. If y ou separate that population by race….”

          If you do you are a dumbass. Go visit a jail. What you will find is that the people there mostly share a common culture. It is a culture that produces an abundance of Alpha males, people that think physical violence or threats are an acceptable way for them to get what they want. People who excuse theft and people who have long records of criminal behavior. People who have no respect for the concept of self-ownership for all. They don’t believe that all people are created equal. They believe they are special and their wants supersede yours. They have poor impulse control, quick to anger and violence and always blame everyone but themselves for their circumstances.

          People who divide them by skin color are exceedingly dishonest or just plain have their head up their own racist assholes. Keep that up and the problem will never go away.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            The main thing the people have in common there is income. The vast vast vast majority of those in jail come from lower income backgrounds. And the negative attributes you associate with those in prison is really a lower income culture. But that’s not en vogue with educated whites (for obvious reasons) so of course they’ll ignore that and focus on race.

            It is very very telling how uncomfortable libertarians and conservatives are with discussing class, but they sure seem a lot more accommodating about dividing people by race (an even less quantifiable group attribute). Funny how that works.

          2. Hyperion

            Well, you’re right. The common theme is poverty. With regards to race, depending on where you are. Visit a jail in Baltimore, most of the inmates are going to be black. In WV, it will be mostly whites. Poverty is the common denominator.

          3. Mad Scientist

            It’s a viscous circle too. Poor people go out of their way to make all the decisions that ensure they stay poor.

          4. Hyperion

            “It’s a viscous circle too. Poor people go out of their way to make all the decisions that ensure they stay poor.”

            Sure, there are all sorts of reasons, fatherless homes, drug abuse, stupid parents breeding and having dumb kids.

    5. Gadfly

      Conservatives ought to make it a priority to fight for the fundamental dignity and equality of racial minorities who have been denied that dignity and equality.

      The sticking point is all in how you define “dignity” and “equality”. Striving for such high-minded terms has been the justification for a whole lotta bad things (see: communism).

      1. Hyperion

        It’s all about equality these days. Sort of like how we now hear all of this ‘health equity’. WTF? Health equity? So results and progress are no longer the desired path, now it’s all about equity. So what if you die from some new Bubonic plague, as long as everyone dies too.

    6. grrizzly

      From the article:

      A handful of conservatives, including quietly influential figures in important conservative institutions, were outed last week by leaked emails as participating in a pro-Hitler, nakedly anti-semitic, and plainly racist email list.

      I would not recall these names: Jonah Bennett and John Elliott.

      However, the former was mentioned in Taranto’s column that I read daily for more than a decade.

      Bennett’s reporting, which portrayed the “alt-right” as nothing more than a band of digitally savvy jesters, was sometimes picked up elsewhere, including by James Taranto of The Wall Street Journal.

  42. Yusef drives a Kia

    I set my life skill at Shitlord, what do I win?

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Pot, ass sex, and Mexicans.

      plus some slave orphans.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        I got no orphans, where’s the best price?

        1. Fatty Bolger

          War zones are always a good place to start.

    2. Lachowsky

      Some shit to lord over.

  43. Mad Scientist

    Democrats propose Eminent Domain for AR-style rifles?

    This is what registration has always been for.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Al Gore must have bought stock in a body bag company.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        I’m getting body armor ads now, WTF?

        1. Spudalicious

          I had those pop up today too.

  44. Crusty Juggler

    Stuy Town’s Landlord, The World’s Largest Private Equity Firm, Is Keeping Rent Regulated Apartments Empty

    In what appears to be one of the most dramatic steps taken by apartment building owners in the wake of the overhaul of state rent laws, the landlord of Stuyvesant Town-Peter Cooper Village has opted to keep some of its regulated units vacant rather than potentially lock-in tenants under significantly curtailed rents.

    Last week The Real Deal reported that private equity group Blackstone was “warehousing” vacated apartments and that the issue had prompted the city’s housing preservation and development to review its 2015 regulatory agreement with the landlord. As part of that landmark deal, the city provided the owner with $220 million in subsidies, and in return, Blackstone agreed to keep 5,000 of the roughly 11,200 units affordable for a 20-year-span ending in 2035.

    “They are contributing to the affordability crisis,” Susan Steinberg, the president of the Stuy Town Tenants Association, told Gothamist.

    Blackstone, however, has maintained that it is still fulfilling its pact with the city. Not all of its rent-regulated units fall under the 2015 regulatory agreement. Nor is there any legal obligation for landlords of rent-regulated apartments to keep them continually rented.

    “We will continue to fulfill our commitment to voluntarily preserve 5,000 affordable apartments and have invested hundreds of millions of dollars in capital improvements, including completing New York City’s largest solar project,” said Jennifer Friedman, a Blackstone spokesperson.

    Friedman added, “In light of the new legislation, unfortunately, we have to make some difficult choices and scale back certain investments.”

    Blackstone and the NYC government coming together to house the poor.

    1. BakedPenguin

      …completing New York City’s largest solar project.

      “See, we’re willing to pitch in on worthless infrastructure projects just to show what good citizens we are, because that’s cheaper in the long run.”

    2. Crusty Juggler

      I just remembered Blackstone controls my inheritance, so keep up the good work fellas!

    3. Rhywun

      Someone is regretting making a deal to take money from the taxpayers about now. Dummies.

  45. Hyperion

    “Whoa, The Onion made a funny?”

    It’s that Babylon Bee what encouraging all this hate speech.

    1. Fatty Bolger

      Seriously, when I went to that article, my first thought was that maybe they were starting to feel the heat of competition.

      1. whiz

        ^^ This

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      She was getting paid $108k per year plus benefits and she was still shoplifting?

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        I would have spend 360 dollars in clothing for her just to see dem titties.

    2. Truly an upstanding hero of her community.

    3. Count Potato

      Classy.

    4. Suthenboy

      She appears to be Q worthy.

    5. Dayum. I’d vote to acquit if I could get her number.

  46. Crusty Juggler

    The Fleshlight Is a Portal to the Future of Sex

    After our call, I borrowed a friend’s (unused) Fleshlight to find out for myself. It’s relatively easy to unscrew the pieces and take apart, and there’s a hole in both ends of the removable soft sleeve to run water through it. As In Bed Magazine’s YouTube review notes, the most inconvenient part of cleaning is leaving it out to dry in the open long enough that you can safely store it without worrying about mold growing in a wet, airtight can—but not so long that your roommates or family stumble across a silicone worm with a vulva on the end of it.

    I am only halfway through the piece – it’s a history book on the Fleshlight.

    1. Crusty Juggler

      “I think that sex toys now are moving away from realism: the idea that a person would only want to masturbate with a replica of genitals is kind of going away,” Lieberman said. “People are more focused on both the utility of a device (does it give me an orgasm) and the design: they want something that looks beautiful.” She noted that the Eva II vibrator by Dame, and Unbound’s Bean and Squish are geometric—not dick or vulva-shaped.

      lulz wut

      1. Crusty Juggler

        My take: Vice wouldn’t spring for the author’s Fleshlight. They are like $60. lol.

    2. Fatty Bolger

      “I borrowed a friend’s (unused) Fleshlight”

      Unused. Sure, bud. Whatever you have to tell yourself.

      Why the hell didn’t he just buy a new one?

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        The same reason Vice always gives for why twenty something year olds act like children: student loans and/or ‘adulting’ is hard now because reasons

    3. Suthenboy

      Fucking inanimate objects has to be some kind of…fetish?….perversion?….

      I don’t see the appeal.

      1. Crusty Juggler

        It feels very good and isn’t my hand – it really isn’t that complicated.

  47. Not Adahn

    I tried cooking some Swiss chard tonight. I don’t know if I like it or if it’s just the fact that anything cooked in olive oil, garlic, and Tony Chacere’s is pretty tasty.

    1. Count Potato

      Try a dash of malt vinegar.

    2. Tulip

      Does it matter? It’s good for you and you think it’s tasty. I put it in soups as well.

      1. BEAM’s not normal, y’all

        Swiss chard > kale.

        Trust me on this. I’ve grown both.

        1. Count Potato

          No such thing as chard and corn though. Well, you can make it, but it’s not a thing.

        2. Spudalicious

          Kale has it’s place. Just not as chips.

          1. Count Potato

            True.

  48. ttyrant

    I just spent a few days down in Kansas City centered around a visit to the World War 1 museum. My best point of comparison is the World War 2 museum in New Orleans. The WW1 museum is much smaller — we only spent about 4-5 hours there, and my girlfriend and I were comfortably able to get through everything. The same amount of time at the WW2 museum got me through maybe a third of it — admittedly, though, I move a bit slow at museums. If I had a bit more time at the WW1 museum, I’d have spent it in their research library — they have some neat source material that I could’ve gotten lost in for a few hours.

    On the whole, I enjoyed the museum. They don’t go too deep into any particular subject — for example, I figured they’d either have a full replica trench to walk through, or do a deep dive into one of the big battles. My glibertarian complaint is that the museum is too pro-US-entry-into-the-war, but that’s a minor quibble.

    For the foodies, the BBQ place we went to is BB’s, a bit south of the city. Their ribs were extremely tender, and my whiskey-coke was quite boozy.

    Unrelated question for the Minnesota glibs — any recommendations on a car wash in the MSP area or surrounding suburbs with full (free, preferably) vacuum service?

    1. Hyperion

      What a great day for some beach combing.

    2. BakedPenguin

      Beachgoers are urged to alert police to any suspicious items they encounter.

      Yeah, I’ll get right on that.

      1. Lachowsky

        “At around 8 a.m. Tuesday, a beachgoer alerted a police officer to the suspicious package. The package of cocaine appears to say “D-I-A-M-A-N-T” on it, according to a photo from the Melbourne Police Department.”

        What a bitch.

      2. Rhywun

        “See something, snort something.”

        1. BakedPenguin

          Lach – to me, it’s kind of funny that illegal drugs are often branded. Both in that it shows the futility of the drug war, and that buyers would care about the perceived (or actual) quality of their illicit narcotics.

          Rhywun : )

          1. Lachowsky

            I would imagine that at the large volume distribution level, the quality of the product is a big selling point and the reputation of the manufacturer is on the line for its product, thus branding.

            Makes perfect sense to me. Just watch out for the bricks labeled C.I.A. they are probably shit quality.

          2. Count Potato

            Actually, those were the best.

          3. BakedPenguin

            Diverted from internal supply.

          4. Count Potato

            Sold to support the Contras, etc.

  49. Not Adahn

    Was someone (HM?) considering a Tac-13?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRRVLn6YhLU

  50. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Fuck. Blower didn’t come on and now the exchanger is frozen.

    1. Count Potato

      Yikes! Check the start cap?

  51. Tulip

    Dude, your picture shows you wearing a backwards ball cap with sunglasses around your neck and you’re shading your eyes with your head. You are too dumb for me.

    1. Tres Cool

      THAT WASNT ME I SWEAR !

      1. Tulip

        Uh huh

    2. Mad Scientist

      One of these guys, huh?

      1. Tulip

        Yep.

      2. Suthenboy

        Now that is funny.

      3. The Bearded Hobbit

        That’s the exact photo that I was going to post.

    3. Suthenboy

      I am looking forward to your article. I am snickering yet at the same time you hav my sympathy because I have been there.

      1. Tulip

        I’m hoping for a happy ending. Interpret that as you will.

        1. BEAM’s not normal, y’all

          I . . . uh . . .

          Oh, Hell. I got nuthin’.

          1. Tulip

            And I wondered why P. Brooks ran away. A set up like that….

          2. Count Potato

            He just would have shown up at the wrong place for the second date.

          3. Tulip

            Oh please. He doesn’t even flirt on line where there’s no cost or consequences.

  52. Tres Cool

    I was watching MST3K, and they did “Overdrawn At The Memory Bank”.

    Always reminds me of gem from the 80s.

    1. Rhywun

      What a glorious mess of a movie.

    2. Jesus, someone decided it would be a good idea to take the worst aspects of Rush, Styx, and REO Speedwagon and combine them?

      1. Tres Cool

        You never heard of Zebra ?

        /flips mullet

        1. I really should have, 80’s hair/pop/shitty rock was right in my wheelhouse for a while, but I’m drawing a blank on Zebra, I blame the excess of that shit available at the time.

          1. BakedPenguin

            Arguably, their biggest “hit”.

          2. Good lord, that’s almost as bad as that chick rock shit Tulip just linked to.

          3. Tulip

            No accounting for taste

          4. I made it through 5.5 songs, honestly it didn’t suck, just not my bag for a full albums worth.

      2. Count Potato

        I saw them open for BÖC. They were awful.

  53. Count Potato

    A Voxsplainer on guns that’s surprisingly truthful:

    “Caliber, cartridges, and bump stocks: guns, explained for non-gun people

    Thanks to Lois Beckett, Alex Yablon, and especially Massad Ayoob for their help researching and fact-checking this piece. All errors and opinions are my own.”

    https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/2019/7/31/17475072/guns-explained-assault-weapons-bans-guide-to-guns

    https://twitter.com/dylanmatt/status/1169244956046872577

    1. Wow, that was actually pretty even-handed.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Yeah. …that was Vox?

        1. AlmightyJB

          Someone else, I think maybe Crusty, posted a Vox article the other week that was actually journalism. Good on them, it’s refreshing to see that.

  54. Tulip

    Sleater-Kinney has a new album out and I’m enjoying it.

    1. Tulip

      Hunger Makes Me a Modern Girl is on my list to review

    2. Rhywun

      Huh. I have a 20-year-old song of theirs in my library. Never got around to checking them out more.

    3. BakedPenguin

      You can’t trust a band without a bassist. You can like them, but never trust them.

      1. Tundra

        Well then, this band should make you Happy!

        They had two!

        1. BakedPenguin

          That takes me back. Since we’re (kind of) on the subject, I nominate this for best bass solo / outro for a punk band.

          “I can’t believe I used to like these guys.”

    4. Tundra

      HAven’t listened to them in a long time. Will listen.

      Thanks, Tulip!

    1. Rhywun

      I don’t get it.

      1. I’m taking him literally – that the monetary outlay to poison a child is too high, not the figurative ‘societal cost’ of pollutants and what not that he is probably actually talking about. Imagine he’s at a drug store counter bitching because the Kid-B-Gon® tablets are $7.99 each. In humor, see, one sets up a premise and then flips it to elicit a surprise reaction in the audience, perhaps it works better if one saw the image before reading my link text. although I thought the hover text did a nice job, of course many people don’t check for hover texts on links even though they are a pivotal part of many link joke deliveries,

        That or I drank lunch and haven’t stopped since and am just typing to amuse myself. unlike the normal witty interaction you all expect from me.

  55. Hyperion

    So, I see that a local medical centric U recently started a study to study, psychedelics. Yes, the trippy drug sort. So, basically looks like you may be able to sign up to do some trippin and maybe even get paid for it. Sorry, I can’t disclose because non-disclosure and all that, but not too hard to find if you’re into the idea. I’ll pass, I have to keep the few brain cells that alcohol have not already killed off. I’d suggest not walking around in Balmer after you ingest.