Wednesday Morning Links

I’m putting my plans for an automatic groping device on hold.

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it always is as Joe Biden promises to cure cancer if elected president, you better vote for Joe unless you love cancer, you don’t love cancer, do you?

 

Speaking of Joe, creepy porn lawyer is accusing him of stealing his slogan and theme.

 

Quinnipiac poll has Biden over Trump by 13.  Finally, we’ll have that cancer cure.  I genuinely hope Biden wins the primary, the debates will be pure fucking gold.

 

FBI notes of Clinton’s emails go missing, oopsy.

 

House voted to empower the House Judiciary Committee to be able to seek subpoenas against the DOJ.

 

VA Democrat, who pleaded guilty to having sex with his teenage secretary, won the Democrat primary for a state senate seat.

 

Pinterest insider blows whistle on Christian censorship.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

Comments

675 responses to “Wednesday Morning Links”

  1. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Just gut the FBI and start over.

    1. Why start over?

      1. AlexinCT

        And why only the FBI Swissy?

        Obama weaponized all the three letter agencies and the entire unelected bureaucratic machine. They are all now all actually acting as if they are unaccountable bureaucracies, putting their own interests ahead of those of either the country or the American people, and have not just been ignoring lawful orders, but undermining the duly elected executive branch rep. What we have today makes a banana republic look like a better run form of government.

        1. Tonio

          [rustles tinfoil]

          1. AlexinCT

            Et tu Tonio??

    2. Just gut disband the FBI and start over.

      Fixed.

      1. Drake

        Yep.

        Figure out what laws they enforce – repeal most of them and give the rest (like kidnapping) to the Marshals.

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          Morning often means this skinny young blonde bringing her Labrador to the water. I can see her down by the river from my front window throwing sticks, her frame straining to throw as far out as she can, the Lab never tiring, and very very evil thoughts fill me.

          But stealing her dog would be wrong, so I just go get another cup of coffee and mind my own business.

          1. Festus

            Nicely done!

          2. Brett L

            If this was Florida she’d have a ball launcher.

          3. Drake

            And the alligators would have a lab.

          4. antisthenes

            Alligators with meth sounds like a bad combo.

    3. Festus

      Depends who gets to build it from the ground up afterward. I don’t see anyone worthy of consideration for that task.

      1. That man of men, Comey?

      2. Me.

        “The entire Congress was arrested today by the new FBI…”

        1. Festus

          Snazzy uniforms, I’d wager.

          1. Tejicano

            They should contact the firm of Hugo Boss. Their namesake did such a swell job last time. Really iconic uniforms that everybody remembers.

          2. Sensei

            Exactly my first thoughts after reading Festus’ comment.

          3. I do like a darted shirt.

        2. AlexinCT

          I would be in favor of that Swiss. Our political class is now more corrupt than the fucking mafia (be it the Italian, Russian, Chinese, or any other kind) and they are not even bothering to hide the contempt they have for their electors.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            They’re worse than the mafia because they claim to be moral and just.

          2. AlexinCT

            What is aggravating is that unlike their predecessors that knew the compact with the people was that they would be allowed to skim off the top and enjoy the perks as long as they delivered value to the people, these inept and corrupt cunts now feel they should not only get more perks and steal more money, but owe nothing to the people in return. In fact, they want a system where they are completely unaccountable and that whatever fuck you they had the people is received and accepted regardless of how horrible the damage it does.

            These people make the worst fucking oligarchs of history look like pikers.

          3. Florida Man

            Its a new business model. Instead of waiting for that lazy goose to lay golden eggs, you just cut it open and get them all at once. No downside really that I can see.

        3. Old Man With Candy

          I’d vote for that. Seriously.

  2. Festus

    Mornin’ Bajos! Biden should have promised something better like a cure for the common hang-over.

    1. Festus

      “Banjos”

      1. What? Is a Bajo some sort of messican banjo?

        *squints suspiciously*

        1. Festus

          It only has four strings?

          1. Not Adahn

            I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bajo quatro.

    2. Banjos

      Mornin’

  3. Scruffy Nerfherder
    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      That reminds me, I don’t think I put the cottage cheese back in the refrigerator this morning before I left for work.

      1. Fourscore

        That’s a woman I could get behind (easily)

    2. Tonio

      Um….

    3. mindyourbusiness

      Thanks, Scruffy. I haven’t had breakfast yet and I’m trying to diet.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m just here to help.

    4. Count Potato

      GAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

    5. commodious spittoon

      That was so bad I wiped the browser history.

      1. Wisdom is learning from other peoples’ mistakes. Thanks, y’all.

    6. The Sleeper

      Teach me to click on anything here at work again…

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        quality typo.

  4. VA Democrat, who pleaded guilty to having sex with his teenage secretary, won the Democrat primary for a state senate seat.

    okay… *checks article*

    the minor was 17 years old. She worked at his law office.

    Virginia is… one of only thirteen states in the union where age of consent is 18. I see. Whycome no statutory rape charges? (even though it’s legal in the other 37 states of the union)

    1. Festus

      “VA Democrat” – nuff said.

    2. Tonio

      Joe Morrissey is a complete POS.

    3. AlexinCT

      Laws only apply to the little people and definitely not to the ones with a (D) next to their name.

      1. The Last American Hero

        Roy Moore nods.

  5. >>Quinnipiac poll has Biden over Trump by 13

    Recently Quinnipiac also had Biden winning Texas by 4.

    1. Festus

      Aren’t they the ones that drowned that nice Mary-Jo girl?

    2. Banjos

      iirc, Quinnipiac also had Hilary winning yuge. Just like in 2016, polling is fucking useless.

      1. Give it long enough and it’ll be so wrong as to become an inverse predictor.

      2. AlexinCT

        Quinipiac is a fucking useless polling entity indeed. Their models still reflect the reality of the blue state fantasist, which is why they keep getting skewed polls. I believe this is on purpose because their job is not to provide good polls, but provide polls that help the left supposedly feel like it is winning.

        1. commodious spittoon

          ‘member when Nate Silver was dragged on Twitter for reducing Hillary’s chances from 98 to seventy-something? I ‘member.

          1. Don Escaped Texas

            Nate’s trend chart is is easy to find.

            He never had her at 90; as late as Sep 26 he had the lead as low as 10 points.

          2. commodious spittoon

            Bah. I mis’membered. He did get dragged close to the election for having her in the 70s, though. I’ve wondered since then whether making Clinton seem like a lock was more dissuasive to Republican voters or Dem voters.

          3. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

            It was the other prognosticators that had her at 90-something percent, and he was criticized for having her only at 70%.

    3. I think the LA Times was the only newspaper that had Trump winning.

  6. PieInTheSky

    And what a glorious morning it always is as Joe Biden promises to cure cancer if elected president, you better vote for Joe unless you love cancer, you don’t love cancer, do you? – I was under the impression cancer can be many things and saying cure cancer makes little sense. Seems I was wrong… Good afternoon.

    1. It can be, bit the Biden Cure uses the Maduro Diet to make sure you don’t die from the cancer.

    2. Don Escaped Texas

      no dumber than War on Terrorism, I suppose

      1. Festus

        “War on Drugs”.

        1. “Aspirin was routed today, as the victorious War on Drugs marches onward!!!”

          1. Festus

            Narrated in Pathe Newsreel voice.

          2. What the newsreel announcer left out was that Caffiene still holds the highlands, and Acrivastine the lowlands, leaving the glorious army of drugwarriors stuck in between. The withdraw of aspirin from the field may well have been a feint to draw them into a trap.

          3. I prefer Movietone News. Lowell Thomas rocked.

          4. Jarflax

            Sulfa marches to battle in it’s stylish new uniform as a crowd of civilian workers cheer!

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Y’all need to watch the clip of Biden giving that talk. He’s quite the charismatic speaker:

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wwEUEjXSTCM

      1. Rhywun

        Yikes… “Sleepy” Joe it is.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          “Unspecified Neurological Disorder but He Definitely Has Something” Joe might be more appropriate.

          1. R C Dean

            Probably brain damage. He’s had at least one stroke.

          2. Festus

            The Twink In The North says “Hold my water bottle!” https://youtu.be/Y7orwIHuabY

      2. ChipsnSalsa

        You know who else was a charismatic speaker?

        1. The Audiophile Glibs?

          1. *the audiophile Glibs’ steroes rather.

        2. mindyourbusiness

          Irwin Corey?

        3. Chafed

          Hugo Chavez?

        4. Rhywun

          Ron Popeil?

        5. A Leap at the Wheel

          William Jennings Bryan?? (Its true, look it up)

      3. Festus

        He could campaign on the end of Daylight Savings Time and have half a chance of realizing his goal and yet here it is, June 2019, fully 17 months before the election and he brings out the big guns. Whatta maroon.

  7. PieInTheSky

    VA Democrat, who pleaded guilty to having sex with his teenage secretary,

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td67kYY9mdQ

    1. PieInTheSky

      For those who don’t’ YouTube

      George Costanza:
      [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon… you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time

      1. Much appreciated, Pie! I don’t eff with the ‘Tube anymore, for various reasons.

    2. Tonio

      Having sex with AND knocking up. It is widely suspected that this was a setup to win him the votes of the black community whose previous support for him has been lackluster.

      1. Damn that’s commitment.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Well, he should certainly have the creepy older gentleman vote sewn up.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I may have to reconsider my lack of support for him.

        2. AlexinCT

          Pimp’n ain’t easy but it is necessary to get me some votes!

      3. Pope Jimbo

        If he hadn’t been so worried about a “whiteface” scandal she would never have gotten pregnant.

      4. Rebel Scum

        That’s what I though as soon as I saw the pic.

      5. I don’t know, I checked out some of the pics of his wife…I’d be willing to try to win some votes from the black community myself, IYKWIMAITTYD.

        1. Tonio

          I suspect this girl was groomed and setup. Probably to the level that trafficking or conspiracy charges could be brought against someone.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Tonio is bringing the tinfoil today.

          2. The Last American Hero

            I suspect she’ll be attorney general one day and run for President in about 20 years.

        2. Juan-Baptiste Emmanuel Seguin

          ….agreed.

    1. Drake

      Way to write the headline the reverse of what happened Yahoo.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Dude, you’re supposed to let people take your stuff and not say a word.

      2. DOOMco

        Right??

      3. Rhywun

        Trump supporters on Cini’s Facebook page praised him for using violence to get his property back, many of them attacked Moore’s transgender identity by calling the 24-year-old “him/her/it.”

        Never change, Yahoo.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          If a transsexual tries to illegally obtain your rightful property you’re supposed to let them.

    2. Tonio

      Indya Moore, a star of the FX show Pose who identifies as transgender and non-binary…

      What the holy fuck? Seriously? I just can’t even.

      1. AlexinCT

        You are just angry because you are no longer at the top of the identity politics pyramid!

        /some angry proggie asshole that is aggrieved

        1. Tonio

          But I never was, being white, cisgendered (ie, normatively masculine), and able-bodied.

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            That’s important, now that you have push up on the bus’ undercarrage to make room for white cis lesbians.

          2. AlexinCT

            Ouch…..

            Sounds like they constantly will need a bigger bus…

    1. Festus

      Supposed to be under Doomco. Sigh. One of these days I’ll stop pretending and just put my hands behind my back and type with my nose.

      1. STEVE SMITH TYPE NO HANDS. USE THIRD LEG

        1. Festus

          Mine is clutching a beer can. It’s busy.

        2. Dang it, LH…beat me to it.

      2. B.P.

        The Jimi Hendrix of shitposting.

  8. Rebel Scum

    what a glorious morning

    Meh.

    1. Happiness is manditory, Citizen.

    2. I had some cruddy sleep last night – blame my job – even though yesterday I had hit the weights pretty hard and even went swimming.

      So no glory but more of a meh…

    3. I am hungover…

      Friend came over last night, too many G&Ts but it was worth it.

      1. Festus

        Catching up with an old friend is worth a little morning misery NTTAWWT.

      2. Reminded of the time that my friend Bill (may he RIP) came back from Iraq for a few days visit. The bar we went to had a special on Black & Tans. Sure I had to go to work the next day… but a little Irish flu was worth it.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          I saw a license plate yesterday “IRISH MS”. Is that when you get the tremors from giving up the drink for too long?

  9. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Agender Benders

    Among these terms and identities is “agender,” or someone who identifies as without gender. It is a gender identity that falls under the nonbinary and transgender umbrella terms. This experience is similar to and overlaps with that of being gender neutral. Prominent agender cultural icons include rapper Angel Haze, who uses “they” and “them” pronouns and told Buzzfeed in an article last spring, “To be honest with you, I’m not really a girl.”

    Here are six things you should know about what it means to be agender so that you can be a better ally to nonbinary people and to the gender justice movement.

    The prevailing assumption is that people who are agender must only want to use gender neutral pronouns like “they/them”. However, agender people may want to use any manner of pronouns including “she/her” or “he/him”.

    If you are unsure what pronoun someone (of any gender or presentation) uses, the best thing to do is first listen to see what pronouns others use when referring to that person. If you must ask which pronoun someone prefers, do so in a private way. If you mess up their pronouns, apologize sincerely and then move on.

    1. >>apologize sincerely and then move on.

      ah no.

    2. Weeding themselves out of the gene pool.

      1. Speaking of weeding out… Thanks for my first (and hopefully only) cat butt for my double pun yesterday. Glib Achievement Unlocked!

    3. Here’s the thing: if someone is courteous and asks me respectfully to address them in a certain way, I’ll probably do it.

      But don’t shame me for not instantly catching on to your insanity and definitely don’t try to make a law. If you’re aggressive about it, expect an aggressive response.

      1. Festus

        ^^^This. Don’t police my speech. Fuck you.

      2. Tejicano

        And don’t require me to celebrate your condition either. That idea is over the top and somebody should explain it to you. I will do it if you ask.

      3. Rasilio

        Exactly.

        I don’t care about what you identify as. Not just in the sense of not caring meaning not being offended by it or upset by it, no I mean I DON’T CARE. It is a stupid pointless irrelevancy. However as you are a human being deserving of dignity until you prove that you do not deserve it if you in good faith tell me that you prefer to be addressed in a given way then I will do so. Past that I expect you to behave in a manner that is consistent with mainstream society when out in public, so if you want to be treated and addressed as a woman then dress and present as a woman and when you are dressed and presenting as a woman use the women’s restrooms, If you want to be treated as a man dress and present as a man and use the men’s room.

        If you want to be treated as something else, well then it is incumbent on you to communicate that to me and where it matters it is incumbent on you to act in such a manner as to cause the least disruption of society as possible so use the restroom that best matches the gender that most people would associate with your apperance.

        Finally if your goal in your identity is to cause as much disruption of society as possible, then fuck you you do not deserve dignity or my sympathy and I will treat you no different than I would some asshole running down the street insulting everyone he see’s.

      4. #metoo

        It’s harmless enough, until it isn’t.

    4. Tonio

      As stated before, agender individuals do not identify as male or female exclusively. This is not to be confused with genderfluid, another identity that also falls under the transgender/nonbinary/multigender umbrellas. Where people who are agender do not have a specific gender identity, people who are genderfluid may identify as more feminine or masculine or a mixture or something else entirely over a period of time (day to day, monthly, etc.) In speaking with Elle magazine about genderfluidity, Australian model and Orange is the New Black star Ruby Rose explains her genderfluidity this way: “I’m not a guy; I don’t really feel like a woman, but obviously I was born one. So, I’m somewhere in the middle, which — in my perfect imagination — is like having the best of both sexes.”

      It’s the fluidity part that’s the problem. Live as you will, dress as you will, but don’t expect HR to have to issue an “Employee Pronoun Change Notice” every five minutes for you.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        But that’s the whole point. They’ve figured out how to turn their nuttiness into power over others.

        1. Tonio

          Indeed. I’ve started thinking of protests and counter-protests in D&D undead terms. A high-level rightwinger such as Milo or Duke summons 10D20 of SJWs each time they appear.

          1. Nephilium

            So… basically kobolds or skeletons?

          2. AlexinCT

            If they are low level undead they would have to be skeletons, ghouls, zombies, and/or SJWs.

          3. AlexinCT

            I know you are using humor to show how ridiculous what is going on is Tonio, but I am afraid that the people that should get a jolt of sanity from your very apt analogy will only see it as hate speech and decide you too need to be punished for your “hate speech”, where hate speech is basically saying anything that gets in the way of the SJW crowd’s current agenda.

      2. Certified Public Asshat

        “I’m not a guy; I don’t really feel like a woman, but obviously I was born one.

        Why can’t being a man or a woman just be one part of who you are? She’s (?) an Australian woman, who likes short hair, and tattoos. I think she is also a vegan. Does vegan have a gender? Is it already a gender?

        1. Rhywun

          I’m not a guy; I don’t really feel like a woman, but obviously I was born one.

          Guess what – you’re a woman. Congratulations.

          Some days I don’t “feel like” my usual charming self. But for some reason I can’t fathom society doesn’t seem to want to accommodate that feeling.

          1. AlexinCT

            I always ask people what their biology looks like. What is your chromosome pairing looks like. The choices I am aware of are XX or XY. Until we find a different pairing, I am going to go with that. Biology hates social justice.

          2. There are various trisomies that pop up, XXY, XYY, XXX, and so on. They’re pretty rare.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_X_syndrome

          3. AlexinCT

            What’s the one for a lesbian trapped in a man’s body?

        2. Tonio

          I have no idea. My big takeaway from all this is that I am so glad that I’m happy in the body I was born in and lucky to be living in a time and place where I can bang other guys without it being a problem. I can’t imagine the hell that those people experience on a daily basis, but I’m also skeptical about some of the more out-there, high-maintenance identities. It doesn’t help that socons are using exactly the same script they used to push back against regular gay people – “confused, just a phase, doing it for the attention.”

          1. Don Escaped Texas

            It doesn’t help that socons . . .

            finish that one any way you wish

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            My perspective on it has always been that if you’re not hurting or compelling anyone, I really don’t care.

            If you say to me that you’re gay, that’s a statement of fact. You prefer to have sex with men. I do not have to alter my view of reality to accept that statement.

            However, if you have XY chromosomes and you tell me that you’re a woman, I cannot accept that statement without ignoring what I know to be immutable facts. It puts the burden on me to acquiesce to your “truth”.

            It’s a fundamentally postmodern way of viewing things that I disagree with.

          3. Don Escaped Texas

            don’t disagree

            NewWife got me watching Trixie & Katya’s yt channel, and they have a way about them. I normally ignore all the reality programming from which they arose, and others’ drag lives don’t interest me remotely. But sincere, vulnerable people telling their stories almost always interests me, and they’re funny, and the production is funny, so okay.

            And I fell into using their stage names and feminine pronouns automatically. They’re not XX, but in role they’re abundantly feminine even though not female.

            Reminds me of Platonic ideals: a dead dog does not exude dogness, doesn’t bark or demand treats, so it’s a cadaver, not a dog. But, if you can get a cat to retrieve your slippers, it is a dog.

            So for Trixie & Katya, I would probably freak out if I met them out of makeup (Brian and Brian, it turns out). If you don’t present as her, then I don’t think I’d call you her; I’m straight and don’t trade in gay culture, so I’m not calling a 6-2 musclehead in jeans “girl.”

            That’s what I think I’ve learned about myself watching. Of course, I absolutely don’t care what others do: just don’t shoot at me or steal my shit.

          4. Of course, I absolutely don’t care what others do: just don’t shoot at me or steal my shit.

            QFT. The rest should really just be academic, or grist for the conversational mill.

          5. AlexinCT

            WTF happened to live and let fucking live? I think this is a big factor for why we have so much stupid shit going on.

            As has been mentioned. I fucking care not a bit what you decide to wear, what you decide to think of yourself as, who you sleep with, or anything else of that nature as long as you do so of your own free will and don’t hurt others, and more importantly, I am not forced expected to cave in to any special treatment you feel I should be obligated to. I am not gonna ask you to conform, and you will return me said courtesy. You live your life and I live mine.

          6. Not Adahn

            “Live and Let Live” and “Mind Your Own Business” have been thoroughly trounced by “Silence is Consent” and “Evil Thrives when the Woke Do Nothing.”

          7. Tejicano

            “It’s a free country”

        3. What does not feeling like a woman even mean? You’re a woman; by definition, however you feel is how a woman feels. What you really mean is you don’t feel how you think women are supposed to feel, probably based on how you think other women feel. Well, you’re not a mind-reader. Get it together.

          1. Tejicano

            Whenever I hear that “feel like a woman” it makes me think about how that phrase works when I say “I feel like a beer” or “I feel like a pizza”. So I too very often “feel like a woman”.

          2. AlexinCT

            I feel like a woman way too often too..

          3. AlexinCT

            When she wants to pee she feels like doing it standing up?

            Or is she saying she gets a boner whenever she sees a hawt woman?

    5. Rhywun

      They sure do love conjuring up smaller and smaller boxes to pigeonhole people into.

      1. AlexinCT

        Why not just look at people as individuals? Oh wait. That’s not what the “How to make societal norms of any kinds all be nonsense so when people no longer believe in anything, you can sell them marxism/fascism/some other totalitarian system” manual says will work…

    6. Rebel Scum

      use gender neutral pronouns like “they/them”

      This is all tedious, pointless and retarded. It also violates the rules of the language. I have no patience for this nor do I have a problem telling these people, to their faces, to go fuck themselves of they try to control my language.

    7. Suthenboy

      “six things you should know about what it means to be agender”

      There is really only one and I already know it.

    8. SugarFree

      Terrible damn article. The initial premise is that “agender” and “non-binary” and the article never really tries to provide separate definitions.

      1. Not Adahn

        And honestly, failing to distinguish between agender and neutrois? I can’t even with this bigotry.

  10. “The Democrat spent six months in jail for the crime but managed to continue serving in the state legislature during the sentence.”

    If this isn’t proof that being a legislator is a joke of a job, I dunno what is.

    NB: At least the guy married the underage secretary he was nailing.

    1. Tonio

      The whole thing was deliberate. See above.

      1. I saw your comment.

        That guy is definitely willing to go the extra mile to get the job; it’s almost impressive in a pathetic, smarmy, POS pol way.

        1. Tonio

          Oh, he is quite the effective politician.

          1. AlexinCT

            He doesn’t mind fucking anyone and everyone?

    2. Idle Hands

      Isn’t this what we just made fun of and ran Roy Moore out on a rail for? except in this case we have proof positive other than year book inscriptions?

      1. But you see, Moore was an icky republican.

        1. Idle Hands

          I honestly think this is the best timeline. Used to take years before the torpedo’s turned around and hit the sub that fired them now it only takes months.

    3. Brett L

      Eh. In Texas, you only serve for 120 days every 2 years. Plenty of time to serve in jail and the legislature. More states should adopt that.

    1. Festus

      Shoulda took it to the Pawn Stars.

  11. Meet Justin Amash, NeverTrump’s Newest Shiny Object

    Even if there were a genuine appetite among conservatives to challenge the president, there are any number of candidates ideologically better suited to represent the Max Boot faction of the party. Joe Biden, for example.

    As someone who sympathizes with many of Amash’s positions, I’m comfortable with the notion of a libertarian presidency. By most standards, however, Amash’s worldview would be considered more radical than Trump’s right-populist agenda. Not merely by the average voter, but by the pundits now willing to abandon their own positions to oppose Trump.

    I’d detail Amash’s stance on gun control, for example, but I can’t find any evidence of it. The congressman has argued against any controls on Americans who “purchase, transport, store, or possess arms” on public or private property. While this might be constitutionally sound, it doesn’t really comport with Salon Republican values.

    It’d be interesting if some curious journalist, maybe one of his new fans, asked Amash where the Constitution empowers the federal government to (effectively) ban fully automatic weapons—or grenade launchers, for that matter? Because, color me skeptical, I’m unconvinced that the average CNN Republican is going to be a good-faith supporter of a politician who believes anyone should be able to walk into a 7/11 and buy a dozen AR-15s.

    1. Drake

      Now I’m curious. Where does the Constitution empower the federal government to restrict gun-ownership?

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Spoiler alert, it doesn’t.

      2. Tejicano

        Actually, I believe that state and/or federal government(s) could ban or restrict firearms that are too small a caliber to be effective military arms. It would be a stretch to claim that you need a Red-Ryder BB gun to fulfill your militia duties.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Ahem

          I’ve used sub caliber drop-ins for indoor qualification when ranges weren’t available. Small calibers definitely have a place in training. Aside from that, those are still weapons and the choice of weapons used for defense should be up to the individual, not the government. I’d rather have a pellet gun than a butter knife. And I’d rather have either one than my bare hands.

          1. Tejicano

            A 22 WRF pistol (suppressed) has a very proper military application. No valid reason to exclude those.

            But a BB gun or even pellet rifle – meh – give me a good Bowie like a Cold Steel Laredo instead.

          2. A Leap at the Wheel

            Didn’t I read that Bosnian snipers killed more people with 22LR than any other round?

          3. Not Adahn

            You may have, but I’d doubt it was true.

          4. I’d need some sort of citation (with data and collection methodology) to belive that.

          5. A Leap at the Wheel

            NA – it was more about volume of fire. Sniper fire was more about terrorizing the citizens than combat against other armed fighting forces. Ammunition with the potential to stop a beligerant was reserved for that purpose, but 22LR was plentiful and if the goal is to fuck up a civy and put their whole family in a particular state of mind, a neck shot to granny with a 22LR does that just fine. Even if only 1 in 20 was lethal, if 90% of the rounds fired were 22LR that makes it the most lethal in absolute numbers.

          6. R C Dean

            I’d be surprised, just because of the relatively short (accurate) range pf a .22. The stories I remember (vaguely) were of medium caliber rifles in Sarajevo.

    2. Festus

      Always with the hyperbolic kicker at the end. Never change, asshole.

    3. R C Dean

      “CNN Republican”?

      1. Nephilium

        There’s dozens of them! DOZENS!

    4. Rhywun

      “Hey, just what you see, pal.”

  12. Thirty minutes have successfully elapsed so it’s time for your morning titpost.

    http://archive.li/T0xPv

    #1 is a perennial favorite of mine.

    1. Festus

      #24 is giving off that One Million Years BC vibe.

    2. Florida Man

      There is something I haven’t quite be able to articulate and I think I’ve figured it out. I don’t find the vast majority of the ladies attractive, even though I know they objectively should be. I think the reason is because they are seeking attention and that is a turn off for me. I think the same ladies in natural photos would be more attractive to me personally.

      1. So you’re saying you want the creeper / voyeur shots?

        1. It just given him a nostalgic feeling of hiding in the python bushes waiting for an unsuspecting female to wander past.

        2. Florida Man

          This guy gets it??

    3. #1; #5 because she looks like she’s responsible, too, and that’s incredibly appealing; #7 looks like a girl I know; #24.

      I’ll just wait here and finish up some work at the office until they get to my place, shall I?

  13. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJwednesday: Whatever You Do Don’t Call Attention to the Thing That I Did To Get Attention

    I swear, if I had a dollar for every time a stranger asked me if I had tattoos or piercings in secret places, I’d have enough money to purchase my next tattoo.

    I’m still relatively new at the tattoo game, having received my first tattoo just over two years ago, but since then, I’ve gained eleven other pieces and a greater understanding of what it’s like to be modified in 2016.

    Whether it’s getting tat-called on the street, turned away from potential jobs, or verbally or physically violated by drunk strangers at dive bars, being tattooed as a woman puts your body on a platform for public examination.

    1. Festus

      Getting a visible tattoo is literally putting your body on a platform for public examination. Honk Honk!

    2. Certified Public Asshat

      While for the most part, being tattooed has brought positivity to my life by allowing me to fully express my true identity and introducing me to countless incredible fellow tattoo collectors, it’s also opened my eyes to the everyday challenges that face modified young women.

      I need to bitch about everything in my life.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        tattoo collectors

        People who cut off peoples skin to get their tattoo? That seems weird.

        1. The hard part is preoperly preserving the hide without ruining the pattern. But once it’s been added to the frame and on the wall, you’d be amazed how long it takes people to realize what it is.

          1. Not Adahn

            Planescape: Torment was such a great game.

          2. “So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde,
            And that’s it a-hangin’ on the shed.”

        2. AlexinCT

          SHE PUTS ON THE LOTION OR SHE GETS THE HOSE!

    3. I’ve got nothing against tattoos (I have two small ones myself) but damn, now everyone and their grandma has ’em. I had a GF in college who had a few and back then, when dinosaurs roamed the earth, it was quite exotic. It added to her wild persona. Now? Meh – I prefer my gals without ink.

      1. Florida Man

        I have no problem with tattoos, but I’d never get anything because I can think of a dozen things I cared really deeply about at one time and now couldn’t care less about.

        1. Annoyed Nomad

          I’m with you Florida Man. At least on this topic.

      2. Tejicano

        Tattoos have become so common that I definitely wouldn’t get one now. If I’m going to modify my body I’ll get “MOLON LABE” (in the original Greek script) branded on my chest.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I always figured I would get the UPC barcode for chunk white tuna on my ass.

          1. Good news – you’re on sale for $1

          2. 2 for 1 sale should be interesting.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Funny. There was a guy at the bagel shop yesterday wearing a sleeveless shirt. He had the USDA Organic circle logo on his upper arm. People are fucking stupid.

          4. Enough About Palin

            I saw a comic in the WSJ, where a guy in a tee-shirt has “This arm intentionally left blank” tattooed on his arm.

          5. Don Escaped Texas

            I wish a certain SMU girl had a 704M placard tattooed on her ass: woulda saved me a ton of trouble.

            Maybe she should have had it on her forehead, even.

          6. A Leap at the Wheel

            I feel like tramp-stamp would be the ideal location. Wont’ give you early warning, but will give you last-second information right when you need it.

        2. Sensei

          Plus the onsen issues would seem to be annoying to me.

          Onsen being one of the big pluses of Japan for me.

          1. Florida Man

            I went with a friend that had a tattoo and it wasn’t an issue. I think they just keep Japanese with tattoos out because of the yakuza.

          2. Sensei

            They are reasonably flexible with the gaijin, but some places will make you put a bandage over them.

            That would be annoying and some are so large as to make that difficult.

          3. Well, why did you join the Yakuza then?

          4. Tejicano

            There are a few tattoo friendly Onsens in Japan but usually they bar anybody with one just to be “fair”. The point is to keep the Yakuza out but they know that those are exactly the ones who would raise a huge, verbal stink if they found out that foreigners (or anybody else, for that matter) with tattoos were being allowed in.

            I went to a huge indoor pool amusement park with a no-tattoo policy and they had a skin-headed bouncer at the door who looking like he knew how to handle mouthy Yakuza. One of the most bad-ass Japanese dudes I’ve ever seen.

          5. Gustave Lytton

            Gaijin smash is a thing.

          6. The Last American Hero

            C’mon, you could get a word like “wisdom” or “the traveler” tattooed in english on your shoulder and people would think you’re exotic.

          7. Tejicano

            I wish I could broadcast to the western world how FUCKING STUPID it looks to get a Chinese Character tattooed on your body.

            Getting the single character “brave” (or just about any other single character you can choose) tattooed is about the same as the English equivalent to “BRAVE IS LIKE” without finishing the phrase. Anybody who can read it – and we’re talking about 1/4 of the human race – can see that you don’t know what you have written on your body forever.

    4. ChipsnSalsa

      Also, don’t come bitching to me when you don’t have money but were willing to spend an ass ton of money on your tattoos.

      1. Tonio

        ^This.

      2. Brett L

        I figure my brother has, conservatively, at least $15000 worth of tattoos. He’s never asked anyone for money, and makes what he wants, but I prefer how I would waste $2500/year.

    5. Maybe stop hanging around dive bars if you don’t want people to ask you about your tats?

    6. Tejicano

      “If you didn’t want me to look why did you put it on display in public?”

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I was in a business networking meeting one time where the guest speaker was an artist. She had a massive rack, a large chest tattoo, and a low cut blouse.

        When one of the business owners asked her about her tattoo, she got all offended. I was somewhat pleasantly surprised when the women in the room told her that if she didn’t want to be asked about it, then she should have covered it up.

        1. blackjack

          I was on a bike run once and went to a Starbucks for coffee. All the girls there had bandages covering their tattoos. It was obvious and frankly, pretty ridiculous. When I got the front of the line I remarked that it was a strange coincidence that they all got injured exactly where their tats were. Everyone except the manager cracked up laughing.

    7. Rhywun

      There are some early-adopters of this fad in my circle. They’re always going on about them, checking out each other’s new tatts, etc etc. I think it signals a certain kind of personality that I am not.

      1. SugarFree

        I’ve always found it better to look as normal as possible to cover up how weird you are inside.

        1. AlexinCT

          You sir, are wise!

    8. Don Escaped Texas

      When I was 12 and thought tattoos might be cool, I saw a couple of guys from Fort Campbell in town. They had their iconic division patch tatted on their shoulders right where it goes on the uniform sleeve. They were ripped up bad-asses.

      And I thought of all the bald, flabby old men I’m related to and thought nothing on me would ever be that cool and everything on me would melt like a cake in the rain some day.

      I’m marked up enough with things I didn’t ask to be put on my body.

      1. Tejicano

        I was on a flight to Albuquerque a couple seats over from a big, strappin’ guy in a sun dress, long hair, who spoke in falsetto – with an “AIRBORNE” tattoo across his forearm.

        1. Sensei

          That’s going to make going to an onsen doubly difficult!

          Or it would certainly make for an interesting konyoku (mixed bathing) experience.

    9. Count Potato

      “tat-called”??

      I can’t even.

    10. Ooh, a three year old article.

    11. AlexinCT

      Without clicking on the link I am going to assume this is a woman. Cause only a woman would bitch this much about something this irrelevant. A dude would whip it out and show you how the tattoo grows as he grows…

  14. Rebel Scum

    Joe Biden has vowed to “cure cancer” if he is elected as president.

    Politicians usually make promises they can’t keep, but this is reaching a bit, about as much or maybe more than Trump* wanting to cure aids.

    *Clearly because he hate teh gays.

    1. DOOMco

      Biden seems to be holding the election hostage until we give him POTUS.
      Is that worth the cure to cancer?
      I don’t think we should negotiate with hostage takers.

    2. Tonio

      Good luck with those cures. Srsly. Because the reality is that you can throw a crapton of money at a disease and then plateau at a point where you are only marginally improving patient outcomes at great cost and monopolizing funds which could be used for other forms of cancer research.

      1. Tonio

        ^This is specifically about the Komen foundation.

        1. ChipsnSalsa

          Muh pink ribbons!

        2. Count Potato

          As far as I know, Komen spends very little if any money on breast cancer research. It’s mostly for “awareness”.

          1. ChipsnSalsa

            Way more fun to plan “rah, rah” rallies than to do actual medical research that would cure / prevent an illness.

          2. “Sciencing is haaaard.”

            /activist who FLS

          3. Don Escaped Texas

            79% goes to services

          4. The Last American Hero

            Not to mention the value of community for survivors that do the walks. I know a couple of walkers and they value that aspect as much as what the foundation is doing.

          5. Jarflax

            Yeah, but those services include awareness events, not just research money. Awareness meaning parties for the wealthy and powerful, pink sneakers on nfl players etc.

    3. Idle Hands

      Trump loves the gays.

    1. Don Escaped Texas

      I didn’t get the memo on about half of those

      but now I got the memo

    2. Anachronistic?

      A good chunk of those are still in use.

      1. PieInTheSky

        Maybe in the backwards part of America, not the cool ones

    3. Tejicano

      “THE CAT’S PAJAMAS” isn’t really an expletive. It’s more of a superlative.

      And it’s “What in THE blue blazes”.

      You would hear most of these if you ever watch movies from the 1930’s to 1950’s.

      1. Festus

        Or grew up in my parents’ home. They were big on the old movie talk.

      2. Chafed

        I assume Ted uses these on a regular basis.

    4. I drop “what the hey?” or “shoot” at least once a day.

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I don’t see “Great Caesar’s Ghost!” in there.

    6. Suthenboy

      I still use a fair number of those

    7. mock-star

      “The list below was compiled by Blanche Barton and Anton LaVey and published in The Cloven Hoof, Issue 129 (1997)”

      Huh, I would have thought that the Church of Satan would use better blasphemes

  15. Serious question: what does the FBI actually do for the citizenry?

    They fucked up the Vegas shooter despite having, apparently, advance info on the guy. They fucked up Parkland despite having mountains of red flags on the kid.

    …what they did do was try to sabotage a legitimately elected president and set up a soft coup… and they fucked that up too.

    They can’t do anything right.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Howcome you hate America?

    2. Rebel Scum

      what does the FBI actually do for the citizenry?

      Perjury traps? Entrapment?

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Don’t forget selective enforcement.

      2. R C Dean

        Rivalry with the CIA keeps the CIA from doing even worse shit?

        Best I can come up with.

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      Setup below average intelligence loners to pretend to be terrorists?

    4. The Last American Hero

      They’re OK if they are helping out with kidnapping, Medicare Fraud, or organized crime where the local PD resources are inadequate or the perps aren’t near the victims.

    5. Suthenboy

      You forgot the Orlando nightclub shooting. People were ringing their phones warning them and they did nothing.

      1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        Hey, what are the Boston Bombers? Chopped liver?

      1. Boston branch, not so much…

    6. Donation Not Taxation

      Even without Implied Powers Doctrine and Living Breathing Constitution Doctrine, the Constitution of the United States of America does provide the authority for Congress to pass and the President to sign laws that create punishable offenses. Which is meaningless unless there is a mechanism for violators to be fined, locked up, etc. Somehow, the United States managed this from 1787 until having an Attorney’s General’s police force (1908) or an FBI (1935). However, if Congress and the President authorize by law having an FBI, and they manage to get their funding by voluntary means instead of by taxes or borrowing, then the FBI would need to deliver perceived value to keep the money flowing.

  16. Rebel Scum

    make America America again

    Isn’t that racist, sexist and probably homophobic?

    1. DOOMco

      Well, its certainly offensive to some group.
      Probably.

      1. Festus

        I mentioned it before but that can’t be beat as an acronym for the Dems – “MAAA!”

      2. Rhywun

        Non-Americans? Biden sounds like he wants to build a Wall or something.

    2. Sooo… they’re highly anti-immigrant and pro-capitalist?

  17. robc

    It is amazing the amount of computer hardware problems that surrounds the Clintons.

    Shocking even!

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      And body counts.

  18. robc

    I didnt click the link, teenage like 19 or teenage like 13? Because that makes a big difference.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Good looking 17

      1. robc

        So closer to 19 than 13.

        I saw upthread about VA being one of the weird age of consent states, so oops on his part. 17 is creepy but not gonna worry about it creepy, IMO.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          WAR ON WAHMEN MENS NOTHNG TO YOU?

        2. Idle Hands

          It would be something if the same party didn’t shame Alabama out of voting for Roy Moore with endless hit jobs(not that he wasn’t deserving).

        3. The Last American Hero

          If this doesn’t count as exercising your white privilege, what does?

  19. Trump is governing the nation like a real-estate developer builds projects — here’s why that’s dangerous

    Because it’s almost impossible to predict whether a real estate project will succeed, said McArdle, “the real estate business rewards a certain willingness to put everything you have on a long shot; if you can’t cheerfully take risks with horrific potential downsides, you need a different job. The best argument for this approach is that some problems can’t be solved any other way — if developers demanded steady, predictable incomes like the rest of us, most of America would still be farmland.”

    This is, in short, the way that Trump, who inherited a real estate empire from his father and blew a billion dollars mismanaging it, is used to doing business: ignoring the numbers, betting everything he has on wild guesses (especially when he can do it on other people’s dime), and moving on to the next thing when the current thing fails. This works for his political brand — but it is not a safe way for a president to run a country.

    “There’s a reason most of us don’t live like real estate developers, or want to,” said McArdle. “Bankruptcy is a sadly normal fact of life in the real estate business, which is why Trump can tout his extensive experience negotiating with creditors. The cost of gaining wins with big bets is that you never know when you might lose everything.”

    “Fans of Trump’s approach should keep that in mind,” McArdle concludes ominously. “And consider that as president of the United States, Donald Trump is now playing with more than just ‘other people’s money’ when he threatens Iran and North Korea, jerks around long-standing European allies and tears up trade deals. American jobs, and maybe American lives, are now also on the table, along with the future of a great nation.”

    1. You know who else took big risks with horrific potential downsides?

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Lance Armstrong?

        1. Count Potato

          Do you know who else had one testicle?

          1. That guy dropping baggies after shooting the other off?

          2. DOOMco

            The Dealer?
            Well, before the end of fubar 2 anyway.

          3. DOOMco

            Deaner****

          4. Not Adahn

            Half-sack?

          5. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

            Seminoles?

    2. Rebel Scum

      it’s almost impossible to predict whether a real estate project will succeed

      Whereas the government and it’s bureaucracy predictably fails.

    3. Rhywun

      here’s why that’s [whatever]

      One weird trick to survive Trump’s horror-scape America or GTFO.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      Economists don’t even have an accurate model of how to price land, because the parcels are so small and so many variables

      McArdle seems to have some sort of degenerative cognitive disease. Circa 2003, she probably would have been able to come up with a more accurate statement.

    5. antisthenes

      Well, compared to the alternative of “destroy or corrupt the remaining vestiges of civil society so you can have absolute power among the ruins” that the DC establishment prefers, I guess it’s still better? Russian roulette beats a loaded shotgun to the face.

  20. Rebel Scum

    the debates will be pure fucking gold.

    Indeed.

  21. Evan from Evansville

    Today I had to make my first visa run from Chiang Mai to Myanmar. With door-to-door transit it cost about $45 and took something like 13 hours. Although it was fun to get out of the city as the scenery was nice, this is not going to be a very fun monthly errand that I have to put on my calendar.

    I managed to get some work done on the bus but I have quite the backlog building up.

    Tomato soup begins now. Need to finish one last task and then I plan on getting nicely toasted and going to bed.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Regular periodic visits to neighboring countries for extremely short periods? Hopefully it will work out better than Brokedown Palace.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        As long as he doesn’t shoot himself in the nads, that baggie in his ass should stay put.

        1. Sheesh, you need to secure the materials better when organlegging.

    2. Tejicano

      Definitely not the beaten path.

      It’s been more than 20 years since I’ve been in that area. I’m sure it’s changed beyond recognition.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    many of them attacked Moore’s transgender identity by calling the 24-year-old “him/her/it.

    Utterly heinous.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    This is, in short, the way that Trump, who inherited a real estate empire from his father and blew a billion dollars mismanaging it, is used to doing business: ignoring the numbers, betting everything he has on wild guesses (especially when he can do it on other people’s dime), and moving on to the next thing when the current thing fails. This works for his political brand — but it is not a safe way for a president to run a country.

    Okay, I get it. McArdle is a fucking retard. I knew that, already.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      McArdle has always been overly attached to the cocktail party circuit.

  24. Once we have the right people in charge, it’ll be like Star Trek instead of The Hunger Games!

    https://spectator.us/communism-new-york-times-bastani/

    1. So, Fascism instead of Fascism.

      1. It’s GOOD fascism this time! Really!

    2. Drake

      Like the commies would ever build a fleet of starships when there are still starving people or single-sex bathrooms. It’ll be Idiocracy no matter what.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Whether it’s getting tat-called on the street, turned away from potential jobs, or verbally or physically violated by drunk strangers at dive bars, being tattooed as a woman puts your body on a platform for public examination.

    “I had breast enhancement surgery, and now people stare at my enormous tits!”

    1. Can confirm.

      1. Festus

        Q, you ARE dedicated to your craft, aren’t you?

        1. Tonio

          He is. I respect that. He’s also broad-minded enough to post beefcake links in the comments for my stories. A real bro.

          1. Chipwooder

            Is the gay equivalent of a Q link giant bodybuilder guys?

          2. Tonio

            Sure, that works in terms of generic ideal. My personal tastes run strongly to beards and chest hair; muscles are nice but so is a dad bod as long as he works out.

          3. Chipwooder

            Interesting. My wife always claims she doesn’t like big muscle dudes, but then two of her alltime crushes are The Rock and Hugh Jackman when he’s in full beefed-up Wolverine mode.

          4. The Last American Hero

            But Chip, that’s like saying your more of a leg guy than a boob guy and then crushing on Sophia Vegara.

          5. You guys rock.

          6. AlexinCT

            Thank you for your service? 🙂

  26. Drake

    How will California pay for free healthcare for illegals? Fine poor citizens!

    1. DOOMco

      It’s brilliant!

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      Anyone with a sane and sober mind could see this coming from a mile away.

      Imagine being a poor citizen being promised free shit only to be tossed aside for illegal aliens.

      Oh the absurdity clown world of it all.

      1. Drake

        A focused effort to make citizenship worth less wold come up with this kind of plan.

        1. AlexinCT

          When you figured out it is quicker to replace the electorate with a more pliable one than the ungrateful deplorables you have now…..

      2. Tejicano

        Another reason to not be sober as much as possible

    3. Certified Public Asshat

      Well yeah, any large social program needs a broad base.

  27. robc

    So, in addition to the missing paper copies, and the damaged CD, which is a horrible means of long term storage anyway, I assume there is a backup server somewhere with the information. Right?

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      It got wiped.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          With thermite.

    2. Tonio

      I thought destruction of evidence was illegal. Also, FIPS (fedgov computer guidelines) calls for multiple levels of backup, offsite storage of backups, etc. This disappeared because someone wanted it gone, and not the current POTUS (presumably). This is the deep state covering for their girl. There, I said it.

      1. robc

        “There, I said it.”

        So brave. Stating the obvious.

        I mean, this isn’t even a conspiracy theory at this point, they wink when they say the emails are missing and the CD is scratched. Wink wink nudge nudge.

        1. SugarFree

          Yup. “Like, with a cloth?” was Hillary pissing in the media’s faces and daring them to complain about the taste.

  28. What’s the point of Dem Primary polling? Everyone knows the DNC is gonna rig it for Biden.

    1. Tonio

      Certainly going to try. And there will be blood, either before or after the fact.

    2. Rhywun

      Unless Herself swoops in.

      1. Tejicano

        I’ve been wondering how she is going to do this in any way which approximates “graceful” or “believable”.

        1. Tonio

          She would have to position herself as an experienced candidate trying to save the party. Will be interesting to see if she’s ballsy enough to try that.

          1. ChipsnSalsa

            I thought we were talking about Hillary not Michelle.

          2. Rhywun

            Oh God… what if that’s the plan all along?

            *shudder*

            I can absolutely see the wookiee swooping in at the last minute.

          3. SugarFree

            With Hillary as VP, and when they lose to Trump, it will complete her utter humiliation.

        2. A Leap at the Wheel

          Given my extensive review of 1990’s era popular culture, I believe that the lights will go out at the Decomratic Convention just as Sleepy Joe walks on stage, some 90’s era shitty heavy metal will play (maybe Godsmack?), Don Lemon will yell “OH MY GOD.. THAT’S THAT’S HILLARY’S MUSIC!!” just as the lights come one. She’ll dro Sleepy Joe with a Stone Cold Stunner and slam a beer for the cheep seats, then we cut to this and they pipe in an “IM WITH HER” chant.

    3. I try to assume the dems must have a strategy in publishing these bs polling results, that somehow they must believe they’re gaining something by it. And yet, it seems that all they accomplish is to motivate the other side. I really think it’s just another way for them to stick their fingers in their ears and sing la la la.

      1. Sean

        PR campaign to keep the true believers from committing suicide.

  29. Rebel Scum

    The FBI claimed that notes are “missing” and the CD containing notes from meeting is likely “damaged” irreparably.

    This kind of thing is why my blood boils when Her Shrillness comments how “nobody should be above the law”.

    1. Tonio

      And she knows that. She’s smugly taunting us.

  30. Scruffy Nerfherder
    1. Rufus the Monocled

      I’m so happy I didn’t waste a minute watching that crap.

      That guy did a great job.

  31. Doctors could soon prescribe SEX ROBOTS to patients, expert claims

    From aspirin to paracetamol, doctors prescribe a number of medications to their patients every day.

    But it seems that in the near future, doctors could prescribe a rather unusual remedy to some patients – sex robots.

    Sex therapist Dr Marianna Brandon claims that doctors could prescribe sex robots to patients diagnosed as ‘sexually dysfunctional,’ according to Psychology Today.

    Sex robots could offer an easy way for people diagnosed with conditions such as sex addiction to fulfil their needs.

    It would be a lot cheaper to distribute the works of SugarFree…

    1. R C Dean

      Who gets a prescription for aspirin?

      1. Technically, no one.

        Coloquially, I’ve heard plenty of cardiac patients who’ve referred to their required daily dose as one of their perscriptions because the doctor told them to take it.

        1. Democratic Hitler

          I had a significant hypertension episode last summer and ended up with a prescription for those little tiny aspirin along with 5 other meds. It’s still active.

      2. My erstwhile GP is infamous at my local drugstore for prescribing stuff you can get OTC. He prescribed me Zantac, Flonase, and probiotics. Not prescription strength, mind you. The pharmacist rolled her eyes and said, “He does this with everybody. I can fill this if you really want, but you know you can just get these off the shelf, right? It’s cheaper.”

      3. A Leap at the Wheel

        People with union medical insurance that gives them $0 copay on perscriptions. #OhioValleyThings

      4. R C Dean

        Technically, we need an order/prescription to give someone aspirin in the hospital, too.

        1. Makes sense, I shouldn’t have overlooked inpatients.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Serious question: what does the FBI actually do for the citizenry?

    Look at all those terrorists they have saved us from.

  33. Tundra

    Hi Banjos!

    I have never heard Elizabeth Cotten before. What an interesting woman!

    And a really unique style.

    Thanks for the introduction!

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Sex therapist Dr Marianna Brandon claims that doctors could prescribe sex robots to patients diagnosed as ‘sexually dysfunctional,’ according to Psychology Today.

    Sex robots could offer an easy way for people diagnosed with conditions such as sex addiction to fulfil their needs.

    Sounds legit.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Call me oldschool, but can’t we just go back to sex dwarves?

  35. Festus

    I’m out. See ya later Gliberators! Sleep calls…

  36. Stinky Wizzleteats

    The Koch brothers team up with Soros, Patreon, and others to fight online hate:

    http://archive.is/QmUeg

    Thank god we have those two fine libertarians in our corner.

    1. Rhywun

      No mention of the “lispy queer’s” calls for violence? Interesting, that.

  37. Certified Public Asshat

    Here's an idea: If you win 13-0—the most goals for a single game in World Cup history—you should be paid at least equally to the men's team. Congratulations, #USWNT!— Kirsten Gillibrand (@SenGillibrand) June 11, 2019

    1. Here’s a better idea – if you draw as many viewers/stadium visitors as the comparitor team, you deserve to be paid similarly.

      If no one watches you embarass an incompetent goalie, you’re still not worth more money. The job isn’t to score goals, but to sell ads, tickets, and merch, which they don’t do as well.

    2. I would be more impressed if they can beat the US men’s team.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Winner take all?

      2. Rasilio

        Can we start with their being able to beat the men’s U17 team?

        1. AlexinCT

          How many tries do they get?

    3. Raston Bot

      keep nagging. one day it’ll work.

    4. DOOMco

      I’d bet they make more than me and get to play a game for a living. I’d call that a win.

      1. Rhywun

        The starting salary in (American) men’s soccer is around $40K – with maybe 2 or 3 on each team topping out above $100K plus 2 or 3 Europeans or South Americans who split a few million. I assume it’s less for the ladies and there probably aren’t any American women commanding million-dollar salaries.

        Most of them don’t really make that much but it IS a living.

        1. I guess that goes to show how popular soccer is in the US. If I make more than most of your pro players…

    5. Stinky Wizzleteats

      She really is retarded, that’s a grade school level take.

    6. Chipwooder

      baaaahahahahahaha…..didn’t the Australian national women’s team get blown out by a high school boys team?

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        We can stay with the current team at hand, and point out the USWNT lost to a high school boys team as well.

        1. So those boys should get a pay raise?

    7. commodious spittoon

      Kirsten Gillibrand, currently ranked at much less than Not Sure in national polls.

    8. Rebel Scum

      You should draw enough fans to earn as much as the mens team.

  38. Married teacher, 28, who ‘had sex with 13 year old in classroom’ pleads guilty
    Brittany Zamora could be jailed for up to 30 years after pleading guilty to sexual conduct with a minor, attempted molestation of a minor and public sexual indecency

    She used a programme called Classcraft to talk to her victim as well as other students from the school.

    She then allegedly had several meetings with the boy – including in her classroom as another student acted as lookout.

    A court heard the pair also sexually touched each other while other pupils were watching a video in class.

    On one occasion, Zamora drove to the boy’s grandparents’ house to have sex in her car while her husband was away fishing, according to court documents.

    She also allegedly sent the boy naked photos of herself and photos of her in lingerie.

    The boy wrote the married teacher love letters on sticky notes – including one that read: “You are sexy” – in return, police said.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I feel for the husband. That dude is going to have to move far far away.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      As she’s attractive in a bleach blonde ditz sort of way I predict a comparatively light sentence.

    3. Rasilio

      Wait were they Sticky Notes ™ or were they “stickey” notes?

  39. Raston Bot

    regarding the VA pol that knocked up his hot 17-year old intern.. at least he married her and is raising his daughter. i assume he’s raising his daughter. dad’s tend to dote on their daughters. i have to give him the benefit of the doubt until evidence proves otherwise.

    1. Chipwooder

      It’s purely for political reasons. She’s black, he’s been running in majority black districts. This ain’t his first kid – he’s got five kids by four different women. The only one he ever married was the teenager.

      1. Raston Bot

        5 kids by 4 women? that is some Shawn Kemp level shitlording.

        1. Did he get twins at one point, or did one of them take this deadbeat back?

          1. Raston Bot

            don’t know the details. i must assume all of those women are upstanding members of the community and not tavern wenches.

        2. Antonio Cromartie would like a word with you.

    2. Tonio

      What Chipwooder said.

      Also, the underage thing was handled perfectly. Had they put him in jail (again) for this he would have played the victim card about how the system was keeping him locked up and therefore unable to support his child. That would have played well to his newfound constituency who would have identified with him on that. He knew exactly what he was doing by choosing a 17 yo, as opposed to someone younger.

  40. Pope Jimbo

    It is the day we have been training for! Empathy Day!

    1. Tonio

      [looks at Jimbo with outstretched arms]

      1. Pope Jimbo

        That would have been much less disturbing if I hadn’t been bent over tying my shoes when you did that

    2. Empthay subroutine not found.

      Resetting to default.

      1. commodious spittoon

        /run WhatHaveYouDoneforMeRecently.exe

        1. Access Denied.

      2. Tejicano

        OK, now I may have found my first tattoo

    3. Rhywun

      “now I’m in a van”

      LOL

  41. PieInTheSky

    Concerns about immigration have nothing to do with economics

    https://capx.co/concerns-about-immigration-have-nothing-to-do-with-economics/

    Meh… probably have a lot to do with most things. Nothing to do is a bit much

    1. Drake

      Nothing makes the villagers happy like settling unfriendly foreigners in their midst and making the villagers feed and house them.

    2. Rhywun

      That’s a lot of words just to accuse wrongthinkers of racism.

    3. Counterpoint: A desire to force other people to accept actual immigrants in order to help the abstract immigrants of your imagination is not a more valid position.

    4. Rebel Scum

      Cry havoc ‘racist’ and let slip the dogs of war trust fund babies of soy!

  42. Certified Public Asshat

    Alexa, are you making me sexist?

    “Siri, you’re fat.” She replied, “It must be all the chocolate.”

    I felt mortified for both of us. Even though I know Siri has no feelings, I couldn’t help apologizing: “Don’t worry, Siri. This is just research for an article I’m writing!” She replied, “What, me, worry?”

    I was testing out the premise of a UNESCO study released last month, in which researchers argue that the way voice assistants are gendered as female is seriously problematic. Our digital assistants typically have female voices and female names — Apple’s Siri, Amazon’s Alexa, Microsoft’s Cortana — and the researchers say this reinforces stereotypes of women as “servile” beings who exist only to do someone else’s bidding.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I figured it was because people perceive women as being more helpful.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Hmm, maybe a Santa like voice?

    2. No, vox, it’s because people prefer to hear female voices, statistically speaking.

      If you want, you can change the voice on all of them. So if you want to hear Mr. “It’s Ma’am” instead, go for it.

      1. Right-o. EF has the male British voice for Siri. I use the Aussie female voice since I get less angry with “her” even though she’s a dimwit.

        1. Chipwooder

          Heh, my wife does the same thing with everything that talks – Echo, Waze, etc have a British male voice.

          1. Rhywun

            I’m honestly surprised these things have caught on. Talking to a box that may or may not understand me and requires me to train myself to get better results… gah that has zero appeal to me at all.

          2. I don’t want to talk to people, and I don’t want to talk to machines. I hate IVR systems that want me to speak to them instead of pressing a button. When I yell at my computer, I do so with the catharsis of knowing it can’t hear me and won’t respond.

          3. Rhywun

            I hate IVR systems that want me to speak to them instead of pressing a button.

            This x1000

          4. Don Escaped Texas

            this

            I’ve found even when they don’t specifically give the “or press 2” option, counting the options and then keying the reply often works

          5. There is one I ran into where the button presses did nothing. I forget what company it was, but it drove me to fits of apoplexy. I sincerely hope the call recording starts when the robot picks up and someone reviewed that call.

          6. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

            I once found while calling the US Embassy that ranting like a raving lunatic to the IVR system gets you to the front of the line.

          7. I use her for 3 things: 1. telling her to call someone, 2. telling her to add things to my grocery and to-do lists right when I think of it, and 3. asking her to do unit of measure conversions.

          8. The Last American Hero

            4. Siri – play audio from climax scene from Anal Orgy VIII while I tend to…things.

        2. Gustave Lytton

          I use Aussie Siri also.

          I miss TomTom and the range of voices they had on their devices.

      2. Rasilio

        I don’t know about Siri, Alexa and Cortana but I know in the GPS world the default gender used to give directions varies by country because people in different cultures respond to them differently.

        In the US and UK they are Female because people respond to them better, in Germany they are apparently Male because people (especially men but both genders) don’t take orders from female voices as well and so on.

        Sure there are cultural expectations embedded in things like the default vocalization choices but they do not drive or reinforce anything, they are reflective of things that already exist

    3. straffinrun

      Does Siri have a “bitch” voice setting?

      1. Tonio

        That’s the default.

    4. Tejicano

      I finally realized why I’m not interested in Siri. Too freaking servile.

      Really, I would truly get into a total bitch Siri. One that replies “Why can’t you google that shit yourself?… Oh, alright. Here.. try this website, Okay?…” Something that gives me a little attitude before delivering what I asked for – the way I’d love to go through life myself.

      Not sure if I would want the Siri voice version or the Gunney Hartman version…

      1. Sensei

        日本語で? 英語で?

        1. Tejicano

          もちろん英語。

          Japanese doesn’t have the sarcasm I desire.

          “HOLY DOGSHIT! PRIVATE! I JUST TOLD YOU WHAT THE WEATHER WOULD BE YESTERDAY. DID YOU FORGET ALREADY? DO YOU REALLY THINK IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF YOU ASKED 11 HOURS LATER? REALLY? OK DUMBSHIT HERE IT IS. TRY NOT TO FORGET AGAIN.”

      2. Chipwooder

        oh now that would be fun….

        “Siri, what’s the number of a plumber?”

        “WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS? DIDN’T YOUR DADDY SHOW YOU HOW TO UNCLOG A TOILET WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD, OR WERE YOU TOO FUCKING STUPID TO LEARN?”

        1. The Last American Hero

          It would be better for a Nav System.

          YOU WILL TURN LEFT IN 200 FEET, MAGGOT!

          1. Chipwooder

            My wife and I sometimes imagine a Samuel L. Jackson GPS. “Turn left in 200 feet….*misses turn* I said LEFT, motherfucker, LEFT!!”

    5. Count Potato

      “What, me, worry?”

      So Siri is really Pete Buttgas?

    6. Enough About Palin

      How do they know that Apple’s Siri, Amazon’s Alexa and Microsoft’s Cortana self-identify as female?

      1. R C Dean

        Has anybody asked?

    7. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      And if Siri were a man it would be guilty of mansplaining.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Concerns about immigration have nothing to do with economics

    Okay, then. That’s a load off my mind.

  44. Timeloose

    OT: While driving to work today I had a Fast Times at Ridgmont High flashback. A white Honda Accord drove past me with “I Eat Ass” spray painted on the driver side door, Dick and balls on the hood, and a personal Cell number on the driver door.

    Somebody pissed off the wrong gal or dude. I laughed for a good ten minutes and it made my morning.

    1. You sure it wasn’t just HM?

      1. PieInTheSky

        That car aint pimp enough for HM

        1. I was assuming a rental that he only had a few minutes to work on.

    2. Timeloose

      I don’t think HM drives a Accord. I’m thinking more of a Stutz Bear Cat.

    3. straffinrun

      Sure it wasn’t factory? It is current year, after all.

    4. Democratic Hitler

      The cell number is a really nice touch.

  45. Chipwooder

    Oh look, Joe Fucking Morrissey made it to the morning links. Joe’s bullshit began long, long before he started banging his teenaged secretary. From his disbarment:

    A 1986 fine in the Circuit Court of the City of Richmond for berating the judge and continuing to argue after the court’s ruling;  December, 1987 and May, 1988 fines for three occasions of contempt in the Circuit Court of Henrico County;  two 1990 disciplinary proceedings before the Virginia State Bar Disciplinary Committee, one of which was dismissed on terms, the other of which was affirmed;  a July, 1991 sentence of five days in jail for writing a threatening letter to a judge of the General District Court of the City of Richmond;  a December, 1991 reprimand for engaging in a fist fight with opposing counsel in a criminal trial in the Circuit Court of the City of Richmond;  an August, 1993 dismissal upon apology to the trial judge for amending a felony arrest warrant without leave of court;  a 1993 six-month suspension from the practice of law by a three-judge Virginia court for his handling, as Commonwealth’s Attorney, of a guilty plea in a rape case;  an October, 1997 fine and jail sentence in the Circuit Court of Chesterfield County for an angry outburst at the presiding judge during a sentencing hearing;  and the probation revocation proceeding earlier mentioned in this opinion……

    Morrissey remained at liberty on probation, which included a provision that he not violate any federal, state or local law or be held in contempt of any court while on release.   Despite this, Morrissey was held in contempt in the Circuit Court of the City of Williamsburg for directing an inappropriate comment to opposing counsel on August 7, 1998.   Upon apology to the court, it expunged his contempt citation, but the district court amended Morrissey’s release to require anger management therapy.   During this time, Morrissey got into a dispute with a home repair contractor who was working at the home of one of Morrissey’s associates, which resulted in a fist fight, badly injuring the contractor.   His federal bond was revoked on account of that fight and he was in jail until October 1, 1999. …..

    …..upon his release from custody, he reported to his federal probation officer, David Guertler, to discuss the special condition of probation, that he perform 300 hours of community service.   Guertler informed Morrissey that at least 50 of those hours were to be performed for Habitat for Humanity.   Following that interview with Guertler, Morrissey contacted Ted Grivetti, the local coordinator for Habitat for Humanity’s projects.   He attempted to get Grivetti to sign his community service time sheet, reflecting Morrissey’s service to a neighbor as satisfying the Habitat for Humanity requirement, but Grivetti refused and advised Morrissey to speak to his probation officer.   Morrissey denied having a probation officer.   Morrissey then offered to provide free legal services for Habitat for Humanity if Grivetti would sign off on his community service time sheet.   Grivetti again refused, stating he would only sign off on hours spent on an actual Habitat project.   These conversations came to Guertler’s attention, who confronted Morrissey with them, and in that meeting, Morrissey denied ever asking Grivetti to sign his time sheet reflecting hours purportedly worked for his neighbor, and denied offering to perform legal services as his community service.   Upon that conversation, Guertler filed a petition in the district court to revoke Morrissey’s probation.

    He’s an utter and complete piece of shit, so of course Richmond voters keep electing him to various offices.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Beneficiaries of the system will give fellow beneficiaries of the system an almost unlimited number of chances it seems.

  46. Boris Johnson’s racist insults, dog whistles and slurs
    The Tory leadership candidate’s most egregious remarks.

    1. Calling women wearing the burqa “letter boxes” and “bank robbers”
    2. Palling around with Steve Bannon
    3. Writing a poem about the Turkish President having sex with a goat
    4. Dismissing “part-Kenyan” Barack Obama’s views on Britain
    5. Describing Commonwealth citizens as “piccaninnies” with “watermelon smiles”
    6. Calling Papua New Guinea a country with “orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing”
    7. Championing cheaper alcohol – in a speech at a Sikh temple
    8. Joking about “dead bodies” in Libya
    9. Failing to secure the release of Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe from Iran after mistakenly referring to her “teaching people journalism”
    10. Calling Africa “that country”
    11. Reciting a colonial-era poem at a sacred Buddhist site in Myanmar
    12. Comparing the EU to Hitler
    13. Calling gay men “tank-topped bumboys”
    etc etc

    more detail in the fold…

    1. straffinrun

      No context needed. I’m sure all those accurately capture the idea. Right?

      1. I actually remember #1, and it’s not an accurate portrayal.

        1. straffinrun

          That’s too bad. It was my favorite.

          1. The quoted phrases did appear in the longer context, but the removal of said context is deliberate to make it sound like an anti-islamic rant instead of the more middling commentary on immigrant assimilation.

      2. Tonio

        Re #13: Totally not anyone we know… [Jesse]

    2. I’m failing to see anything beyond #10 that’s really an issue.

    3. PieInTheSky

      Id vote for him

      1. straffinrun

        How about ego and superego?

        1. Their vote split among remainers.

          1. straffinrun

            Ooh, a Freudian split?

    4. Stinky Wizzleteats

      They’re just afraid he’ll actually do what needs to be done when it comes to Brexit, that’s all.

    5. Rhywun

      16. Declaring that voting Tory will give your wife “bigger breasts”

      LOL

      Unfit! Rheee!

    6. Is there any way we could recruit him for 2024?

    7. Enough About Palin

      “1. Calling women wearing the burqa “letter boxes” and “bank robbers””

      I prefer the term Bag-Ladies.

    8. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      8. Joking about “dead bodies” in Libya

      Something like “We came, we saw, he died”?

  47. Pope Jimbo

    If we are going to have a United States Commission On Civil Rights, the commissioners should at least write letters like this (TW: PowerLine)

    A commissioner wrote the mayor of Minneapolis about their plans to have “sacred conversations” split up into different sessions for black bodied and white bodied employees.

    In addition to being galactically stupid, dividing employees by race and haranguing members of one race is presumptively illegal (Really. Not kidding. I looked it up. Shocked the heck outta me too.). Title VII makes it illegal “to discriminate against any individual with respect to his compensation, terms, conditions, or privileges of employment, because of such individual’s race, color, . . or to limit, segregate or classify his employees or applicants for employment in any way which would deprive or tend to deprive any individual of employment opportunities or otherwise adversely affect his status as an employee, because of such individual’s race, color”. This is exactly what the City of Minneapolis proposes to do, plumbing depths of cluelessness heretofore reached only by Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute.

    1. Tundra

      Nice. Time for this shit to be addressed directly.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    I was testing out the premise of a UNESCO study released last month, in which researchers argue that the way voice assistants are gendered as female is seriously problematic.

    “seriously problematic” = DRINK!

    1. There’s the UN, proving its value yet again.

  49. Rebel Scum

    All hail General Cheeto

    “Give me a feel for what you think about — not necessarily predictions, but what do you imagine happening going forward, in whatever political way is relevant?” asked Cuomo asked.

    “…A lot of people are talking about now is that if he loses — Trump — he won’t go,” said Maher. “I’ve been saying that since before he got elected, that if he loses the second time — if he loses the coming election … I think that we have to worry about because a lot of people say yes, it can happen here, meaning fascism — meaning something other than democracy. Now, I think we’re already there.”

    He continued to explain that he has a “dictator checklist,” and Trump has done some of the same things that dictators on that list have done: “I have a dictator checklist that I read on my show sometimes — things that no American president has ever done — but this president does. Appointing your family to key government positions? This is banana republic …

    Maher also told Cuomo that even if he tough the president should “leave” office, “he will not leave.”

    It is but not how he means.

    1. Chipwooder

      Sure, Jan

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Progjection. They’ve spent the last 3 years refusing to accept the results of the last election. And they’re already claiming Trump won’t respect the next one either.

    3. It’s almost the next term and these people haven’t been able to get past the fact that Clinton lost the election fair and square. I’d say it’s unprecedented, but they did the same shit when Gore lost, too. For, I don’t know, nearly 20 years the Democrats have vocally, publicly refused to accept the legitimate outcomes of our political process, but somehow we’re supposed to believe that the Republicans are the dictatorial tyrants in waiting.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      Maher is a gutless, faux-intellectual coward.

      Go on a real debate and pull that shit you punk.

      Shapiro went on your show, now go on his. On his turf minus the clapping seals.

      God, this guy.

    5. Juan-Baptiste Emmanuel Seguin

      I want to see that checklist. Let’s see how much applied to the last guy.

    6. Mainer

      Appointing your family to key government positions?

      Robert Kennedy says hi.

    7. blackjack

      didn’t jfk appoint his brother to attorney general?

  50. Certified Public Asshat

    The USWNT’s equal pay lawsuit is a fight for all of women’s sports

    In April 2016, the New York Times released a comprehensive breakdown of the USWNT’s pay structure and revenue compared to the USMNT. Following their win at the 2015 World Cup, as well as subsequent 10-city victory tour, the USWNT generated $23 million in revenue in 2015, with $6.6 million in profits. These numbers eclipsed revenue and profits generated by the USMNT in that same period. (Because broadcast rights and major sponsorship deals include both the women’s and men’s national teams as a package deal, these revenues aren’t included in the breakdown.)

    Well that’s weird.

    1. revenue in 2015… eclipsed revenue and profits generated by the USMNT in that same period

      But what about every other year aside from 2015?

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s damn difficult to find a comparison of the revenue that is generated from women’s soccer relative to men’s. I wonder why that is.

  51. Raston Bot

    anyone here do oly lifts? i used to clean a lot when i was younger but have gotten away from it. looking to get back into it but don’t have 2+ hours each day to devote so likely this will be a 2-4 times per week endeavor. is that dangerous?

    and here’s an obligatory vid of world champ Loredana Toma working snatches.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYAOByPuOfc&t=41s

    1. Tundra

      Like any lift, get someone who knows to help get you going in the right direction. I don’t know how old you are, but 4 days might be a lot (depending on weight and reps, of course).

      I kind of work them in to my routine – like cleaning the bar before OHP, for instance. They also can make for a really good HIIT option.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        I’ve been meaning to ask you if you stuck with the Tactical Barbell program. Did you? How did it go? I’ve been doing it for about a month and it’s been really good for me. I’m going to repeat month 1 because, you know, fat and out of shape. But I can bang through my work outs with a lot less gasping between sets now.

        I’ve been using power cleans sometimes, and it a pretty good fit for that.

        1. Tundra

          I did a modified one (fewer sets), as I had some decent injuries during that time. High rep stuff is bad for me, I guess. Definitely improved my wind.

          Back to my 5-3-1 and HIIT. I’ve got a hiking trip at the end of July, so I’ll be getting ready for that, too.

          All in all, I liked the methodology and the setup.

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            Neat.

            I do much, much better with high reps for no more than medium weights with occasional singles/doubles/tripples thrown in. I think I’m just so damn big that I have to move the bar too far, and my joints aren’t (currently) up to that acute stress (yet).

      2. Raston Bot

        this is backyard patio gym so no pro at the box or dojo to question. i was going to rely on Youtube (bitchute not there yet), a gopro, and past experience.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          My completely uninformed suggestion is:
          Step 0: If you are starting from zero, do a mesocycle of conditioning, and one of hypertrophy/strength. There is no advantage in starting the oly lifts when you are too weak to control the weight and too gassed to put the volume in.

          Step 1: Start with the component movements – power cleans, power hanging jerks, hanging high shrugs, front squats, overhead squats, high pulls, etc etc. You can see a big list of them here. Film yourself, and review often. Do this till you can handle good weight (whatever that is for you) with great form.

          Step 2: Once you can handle good weight with great form on those, start putting them together with light weight, continue filming and reivew. Start with power-clean-into-front-squat-into-push-press before you go to regular clean and press. Then go to clean and press, etc.

          I’m only on step 1 of this, so take that for what its worth.

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            Should have been:
            Start with power-clean-into-front-squat-into-push-press before you go to regular clean and press. Then go to clean and press jerk

        2. Tundra

          That’s cool. Lots of resources out there.

          Like this from USA weightlifting

    2. >> working snatches.

      go on…

    3. 61North

      When I had a functional shoulder I lifted heavy 3 days a week for an hour or so each session. Shoulder issue was was pre-existing and wasn’t aggravated by lifting.

    4. Holy smokes, she is absolutely nailing those.

      1. Raston Bot

        yeah. her mobility is not joke.

      1. Raston Bot

        yeah, 4Xs is not realistic. 2Xs is probably going to be closer to the truth.

        1. Tundra

          M/W/F works well for me. Rotating through 4 routines means plenty of time between them.

  52. Raphael

    I can’t wait till that dem running for the VA state senate gets his background scrutinized and put on blast like Roy Moore. Oh wait, that’ll never happen.

    1. Chipwooder

      It doesn’t matter. Everyone here in town knows what Joe Morrissey is – read my earlier post about his history. They keep voting for the scumbag anyway.

      1. Raphael

        Just read through that and damn, that’s just sad.

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Ralph Northam says “hi”

      1. Rebel Scum

        *Moonwalks away*

  53. ‘Every Game You Like Is Built on the Backs of Workers.’ Video Game Creators Are Burned Out and Desperate for Change

    The nightmare hours and job uncertainty at Telltale are by no means unique in the game industry, according to 10 video game workers who spoke to TIME. “There’s a belief in the games industry that working in it is a privilege, and that you should be willing to do whatever it takes to stay there,” says Emily Grace Buck, a former narrative designer at Telltale. “The most important thing to remember is that it’s not every single game studio that’s functioning like this, but this is the vast majority, this is normal for this industry.” Indeed, the chief executive of Rockstar Games, publisher of the hugely popular Red Dead Redemption 2, bragged in an interview last year that people there were working 100-hour weeks to finish that game in time for its scheduled release date. Another top gaming company, Activision Blizzard, said in February it was cutting 800 jobs even as it reported record 2018 revenues of $7.5 billion.

    Games creators face other serious challenges, too. In early May, 150 workers walked out at Riot Games, which publishes League of Legends, saying that the company was not doing enough to respond to repeated allegations of sexism. One developer for Mortal Kombat 11 recently told gaming site Kotaku that he was diagnosed with PTSD after working on the extravagantly violent and gory fighting game.

    Riot said in a statement that it supported the employees who made their voices heard during the walkout, and that it would “continue to listen to Rioters regarding all things, including their thoughts on arbitration.” Once the active litigation is resolved, the company will give employees the choice to opt-out of mandatory arbitration for sexual harassment claims, a spokesperson said.

    1. A: Rockstar did not force crunch time on the employees who chose to put in the effort on RDR2. Even in your own article the people working it “Bragged” about the effort.

      B: Even in college, these types of working conditions were known among the various programming majors, and would have been no surprise to anyone choosing to work there.

      C: A union will merely kill that publisher.

      D: Revenues are not Profits.

      1. Rasilio

        Even OUTSIDE of the games market developers generally have as a point of pride and an expectation that writing code is not a 9-5 job and long hours are both the norm and something to be bragged about. I’m starting to see some of that change, mostly for the better and in a healthy way as it is not people whining about companies forcing them to work long hours but rather a recognition that the inevitable burnout makes your code sloppy and poorly designed.

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      Really???? An industry where the labor market is defined by huge, huge damand for a very small number of jobs leads to long hours?

      Do people know about this? This is huge and totally uneplainable with basic economic reasoning.

      1. Gadfly

        This. Supply greatly exceeds demand, so most of those people are utterly replaceable. Activision/Blizzard didn’t just toss off 800 quality employees on a whim, they did so because they know they can easily hire 800 identical such people when they need them again, so there is no need to retain people on staff between projects. A union won’t work in such a situation.

  54. The Late P Brooks

    Biases confirmed

    Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi says some of the increased pressure to regulate tech companies is deserved.

    “There is an increasing regulatory burden that is coming on some of the tech companies. Some of it deserved,” Khosrowshahi said Tuesday. He was addressing the Economic Club of Washington, D.C.

    His comments come amid congressional hearings and a closer review by federal agencies, with an eye toward examining anti-competitive practices. For example, a House judiciary subcommittee on antitrust issues is holding a hearing Tuesday about online platforms and their role in stifling media competition.

    ———

    Uber isn’t a target of the renewed regulatory scrutiny getting lobbed at tech companies. But Facebook, Google, Apple and Amazon are all in the spotlight.

    Just last week, Google’s YouTube was under fire for its lax policy to limit harassment in its online content and its inconsistent content-screening algorithm. The company announced a policy change, saying it would prohibit and take down videos that justify “discrimination, segregation or exclusion based on qualities like age, gender, race, caste, religion, sexual orientation or veteran status.”

    Hey, look. NPR tracked down a tech executive who says what they want to hear, so they can beat the drum about racism, sexism and hate on the internet some more. If only we had a panel of Top Men controlling what people could say, the world would be a better place.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      wHY dO YoU hATe fReEdOM oF AsSociAtIOn?

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’ve noticed that youtube has started doubling up on ads and requiring you to click twice to get thru them.

      One might wonder if they are having some difficulties.

      1. 61North

        Get an adblocker and you won’t see any ads.

        1. MikeS

          ^ this ^

          It’s been years since I’ve seen an ad on YouTube.

        2. Rasilio

          You’ll still see them on Youtube

  55. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    “Pinterest insider blows whistle on Christian censorship.”

    Religious zealots tend to not like dissenting voices being heard. But, of course we’re supposed to pretend as if Pinterest isn’t animated by religious zealotry, because the NYT says so. Pinterest is just following the same science that says a man becomes a woman as soon as he says he is, which is totally not the same as transubstantiation, because it’s fashionable.

    1. Tonio

      [golf clap for last clause]

      Damn, Tulse, you surprised me on that. Well done.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        I don’t mean to be a dick. It’s just who I am. And I really don’t have any issue with anything other than censoring stuff for religious purposes, but pretending as if that is not the rationale

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          I’ll see myself out

        2. Tonio

          We are all dicks or assholes, here. Except the women, of course.

          I really did find your comment witty. It’s exactly the sort of thing I would have written in the old days to taunt Eddie or that other guy.

          The coveted GC is never awarded in jest.

          1. commodious spittoon

            We are all dicks or assholes, here. Except the women, of course.

            But you repeat yourself.

  56. The Late P Brooks

    One developer for Mortal Kombat 11 recently told gaming site Kotaku that he was diagnosed with PTSD after working on the extravagantly violent and gory fighting game.

    “Here’s a note from my doctor says I can get out of gym class.”

    1. 61North

      “Oh this game called Mortal Kombat is definitely about feelings and emotions. I am also stone cold retarded.”

      1. Pain is a feeling and anger is an emotion.

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Why do progressives all sound like my mom when I was eleven years-old now?

    3. DOOMco

      Did she not know what mortal Kombat was??

      1. 61North

        Maybe she thought it was the female version where the fatalities are talking shit behind someone’s back and grudge holding.

        1. DOOMco

          “and your pants make you look like a whore”

          BRUTALITY
          SONYA WINS

          1. 61North

            Ugh, I can’t believe she wore THAT to a fight.

          2. “Wow, Jenny, I would never be brave enough to wear those pants, but good for you!”

      2. She read it as Moral Kombat.

    4. straffinrun

      Extravagantly violent is much worse than fabulously violent.

  57. 61North

    Good morning Glibs from the 49th and best state. I’m waiting on the all the bullshit paperwork so I can move into my house next month and I’m already setting aside money for some work on it. Maybe it’s buyers remorse, but having a landlord ain’t looking so bad right now,.

  58. The Late P Brooks

    D: Revenues are not Profits.

    Spluh?

  59. MikeS

    YouTube Pulls All ‘Seinfeld’ Clips Featuring The Soup Nazi

    The show’s co-creator and star, Jerry Seinfeld, agrees with YouTube’s decision. “Comedy always involves risk, and as writers, we live on the edge of offense,” said Seinfeld. “However, in this particular instance, we have to admit we’ve crossed the line, and created something that could make our world a worse place to live, which, of course, is the opposite of what we’re trying to do.”

    1. You pull the one goddamn reference from that show that I actually know?

    2. Tonio

      Next, Mel Brooks gets memory-holed.

      1. straffinrun

        Right? Making fun of awful things is awful. And Trump is Putin’s cock holster.

    3. Raston Bot

      i sorta knew that was Babylon Bee but had to check to confirm b/c Seinfeld’s stand-up is not known for being edgy.

      1. Rhywun

        I fell for it. It’s completely believable.

      2. Chipwooder

        No, it’s not known for edgy, but on the other hand Seinfeld has been outspoken in recent years about how pathetic SJW culture is and how it’s killing comedy.

      3. Rebel Scum

        Either way, he has not joined the pc brigade.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      As if it will end there.

    5. Gadfly

      The only thing that tips off that this is satire (other than the site) is that it would be out of character for Seinfeld to agree with this.

      1. MikeS

        Yep. This isn’t satire so much as some excellent trolling. I’m sure Snopes will have a write-up soon.

  60. The Late P Brooks

    Natsoc Propaganda Radio wants justice

    CEOs have become increasingly outspoken on a variety of political issues — from race relations to LGBTQ rights to higher age restrictions on gun and tobacco sales.

    The latest example of this corporate activism came this week, when the leaders of more than 180 businesses — including MAC Cosmetics, electronic payments company Square and clothing-maker Eileen Fisher — signed a letter opposing restrictive abortion laws enacted recently in several states.

    The letter, featured in a full-page ad in The New York Times, said that “restricting access to comprehensive reproductive care, including abortion, threatens the health, independence and economic stability of our employees and customers.”

    Among those signing the letter was Tyler Haney, CEO of Outdoor Voices, who says her recreational-clothing company normally stays out of politics. The company’s nine stores aren’t in states where restrictive abortion laws were recently enacted, but Haney says she felt she needed to take a stand.

    What’s the point of being holy if nobody knows? Wear your beliefs proudly, like a uniform, for all to see. Otherwise you’re a traitor to yourself, and the greater good.

    1. Raston Bot

      how can this development possibly be reconciled with their fiduciary duty to shareholders?

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Corporate social responsibility has become commonly accepted. Not doing so would be more likely to be challenged at this point.

  61. Rhywun

    Have some business as usual in NYC.

    TL;DR version: mayor rewards his donor pals in exchange for designating an unremarkable building nearby as a “landmark”, in opposition to the building owner, and likely leading to the end of much-loved bookstore.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Wow. DeBlasio is picking a fight with NY’s third senator. ?

    2. Sensei

      So the Strand is hanging on by a thread…

      (I read about this earlier as well as the the Strand’s opposition. I didn’t know the full backstory until this article, however.)

      1. Rhywun

        Yeah, I didn’t know about the pay-for-play aspect myself. I should have expected it because landmarking that particular building makes no sense at all otherwise. And let’s not forgot the rent-seeking “activists” that had a hand in this.

  62. Pope Jimbo

    State government. Doing important work.

    Gov. Tim Walz and supporters on Tuesday celebrated a measure that will allow Minnesotans to file a document renouncing racist language in the titles to their homes.

    Homeowners across the state who have so-called racial covenants in their deeds may now request the county in which they are living to attach a statement to the deed expressing opposition to the language.

    The covenants were inserted in the deeds by developers in the first half of the 20th century that stated that a house could not be sold to a person of color. Most of the covenants specifically barred sales to black buyers, but some also added American Indians, Asians and occasionally Jews.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      So not actually deleting the language from the deeds, just adding a meaningless statement? How long before a lack of statement by each successive owner is the same as putting the original language in?

      1. Does the statement stay with the deed like the covenant?

      2. Pope Jimbo

        In 30 years or so, someone’s Supreme Court nomination will be derailed by the fact that he grew up in a house that had a deed with a racial covenant AND no addended denouncement of said language.

    2. Well, what other mechanisms exist for removing deed restrictions or covenants after the people who threw them in have died? It’s not as if there’s another deed with the rights to sell to minorities you can buy from the heirs of the developer to make your property whole.

      1. R C Dean

        I’m pretty sure these have been de facto removed by the courts, as they are unenforcable.

        IANA real estate L, but I think there are couple of ways to remove them. On sale, I believe the seller can remove them from the deed given to the new buyer, unless the restrictions run to an adjacent parce/landowner (or maybe, like an easement, benefit another parcel/landowner). If there is another parcel/landowner that benefits, they can be removed with the consent of the beneficiary.

        I would think that an argument that these restrictions benefit the neighborhood, and couldn’t be removed without the consent of every neighbor, wouldn’t get far.

        Naturally, what Minnesota approved is completely empty virtue signaling.

        1. Sensei

          In NJ -the deed restriction is dropped on sale.

    3. straffinrun

      They should find a way to pass that measure in the first half of the 20th century.

  63. The Late P Brooks

    Amazon is cheating the government again

    Amazon on Tuesday said it will donate $8 million to fight homelessness in its two headquarter cities, Seattle and Arlington, Virginia.

    The initial donation will include $5 million to Plymouth Housing in Seattle and $3 million to the Arlington Community Foundation. Amazon will also match employee donations to some charities that address housing and homelessness in either location through September 30, according to a press release. Amazon said it will match up to $5 million in employee donations.

    Amazon previously opposed an effort from the local Seattle government last year to install taxes on big businesses to curb city taxes. The Seattle City Council eventually voted to repeal the tax hike, according the The Washington Post, which would have raised $48 million annually to fund the city’s efforts to combat homelessness and provide affordable housing.

    ———-

    Amazon said it has already made significant contributions toward fighting homelessness in Seattle. The company said in its press release that it has donated over $130 million to local nonprofits Mary’s Place and FareStart since 2016, including annual rent.

    Amazon said its new donation to Plymouth Housing in Seattle will help support the organization’s efforts which include providing permanent homes and services for people with physical disabilities, mental illnesses or chemical dependency. The Arlington Community Foundation helps local nonprofits through grants and special initiatives, according to the press release, focusing on homelessness prevention, education, arts, youth and families in need.

    Not good enough. If it’s not done by the government, and funded by taxes, it doesn’t count.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Keep feeding the pigeons. That will make them go away.

    2. Raston Bot

      $3M to fight homelessness in Arlington? that’s about $2M in political graft and armor after giving every homeless person in Arlington their own apartment. the nearest tent city is across the river in DC.

    3. R C Dean

      Amazon said it has already made significant contributions toward fighting homelessness in Seattle.

      They mis-spelled “subsidizing”.

  64. I’d say feature, not bug.

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/06/11/trump-era-anxiety-inspires-better-angels-civil-discourse/3747143002/

    Like Jus’ Sayn’ was jus’ sayn’, we are in the midst of a Great Religious Awakening; relationships with heathens and heretics can’t survive.

    1. Massie is the real Amash.

    2. DOOMco

      Amash really went all in didn’t he

    3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      A little off topic, but somewhat related. I’m more of a Massie guy, myself (although, I like Rand the most out of all of them), and I think Amash is an ass for legitimizing Russia Fever Dreams and then desperately clinging to obstruction of justice once his conspiracy theory fell apart. At the same time, though, if Amash were to run for the LP, I’d probably vote for the LP again (I haven’t voted for them since Harry Browne). Assuming that Amash doesn’t go all Gay Jay 2.0 or something (which is a serious possibility considering his recent ‘curious’ positions).

  65. Pope Jimbo

    I love woke science!

    A new state evaluation of Minnesota’s air quality statewide finds it meets federal clean air standards.

    “But even low and moderate levels of air pollution can contribute to serious illness and early death,” said Minnesota Pollution Control Agency Commissioner Laura Bishop. The state agency worked with the state Health Department to create a new study of how air quality affects human health across the state.

    The findings are based on data from 2013, the most recently available. The research indicates ground-level ozone or fine airborne particles were a factor in between 5 and 10 percent of all Minnesota deaths that year. That translates to between 2,000 and 4,000 deaths.

    At a news conference in southeastern Minnesota, Bishop said there are other troubling findings, even though Minnesota’s air quality is meeting federal standards.

    “Disparities abound,” she said. “What we see is growing environmental health disparities in communities of color, our lower income areas, our seniors. They bear a heavier burden from air pollution than our other communities.”

    Someone is angling for a bigger budget.

    1. Tundra

      Wow.

      I’m gonna go see my NOCs (neighbors of color) and breathe the air at their houses.

      I’ll report back.

    2. R C Dean

      communities of color, our lower income areas, our seniors

      That’s just three different ways of saying “people who live in affordable housing”. Sometimes, I guess, affordable housing is good, and sometimes its bad.

  66. Count Potato

    “Miley Cyrus says she’s sorry for 2017 remarks putting down hip-hop in comment she left on YouTube: ‘I f***ed up’

    Miley Cyrus took to the comment section of a YouTube clip in which a fan questioned remarks she made to Billboard more than two years ago.

    In a May 2017 piece, the We Can’t Stop singer made a generalization about the hip-hop scene while saying how much she liked the Kendrick Lamar song Humble.

    She cited a lyric in the song – ‘Show me somethin’ natural like a** with some stretch marks’ – in lauding her musical peer for his lyrical sensibilities, as opposed to material from others she characterized as vapid, sex-fueled braggadocio.

    ‘I love that because it’s not “Come sit on my d***, s*** on my c***.” I can’t listen to that anymore,’ Cyrus said. ‘That’s what pushed me out of the hip-hop scene a little. It was too much “Lamborghini, got my Rolex, got a girl on my c***” – I am so not that.’

    The interview was noted by the YouTube user Kenya Wilson on her As Told By Kenya channel in a video uploaded May 31 titled ‘Miley Cyrus Is My Problematic Fav…Sorry.’”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7131449/Miley-Cyrus-says-shes-sorry-2017-remarks-putting-hip-hop-comment-left-YouTube.html

    1. straffinrun

      She likes lyrics that say “Come sit on my d***, s*** on my c***” now.

    2. The Other Kevin

      Of all the things she could apologize for, she picks that.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      Hip hop is lame.

  67. The Late P Brooks

    From Rhywun’s link:

    The store compiled more than 11,000 signatures opposing the landmark status, but the commission pushed it through anyway — with one commissioner even going on the offensive against the embattled shop.

    “I think their opposition is an expression of intellectual dishonesty and hypocrisy in this case and it is incredibly disappointing to see that in full view,” fumed Commissioner Adi Shamir-Baron.

    Many property owners oppose landmarking because construction on the buildings must then conform to LPC standards and use more-expensive “historical” materials.

    Rivera claimed that won’t be a problem for The Strand.

    “And after numerous conversations with LPC staff, I am confident in their assurances that the store will not be strapped with burdensome delays or hurdles should its owners need to change layout and design to react to future market realities,” she told The Post.

    “Why won’t you just lie back and let us help you?”

    The Strand Bookstore is (was, several decades ago) awesome.

    1. commodious spittoon

      Nobody gives a shit what confidences you have or for the assurances they gave you, you dishonest sleazy fuckwit dickwad.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Who’d have guessed it, the agency responsible for helping expand the city’s power over property owners has assured us that this expansion of the city’s power is all well and proper and nothing to worry about.

  68. Enough About Palin

    I have a raccoon that gets on my roof and looks in the windows. He appears to want to come in. How does on get rid of a raccoon in an urban setting? Maybe Suthenboy knows.

    1. Maybe he likes to watch you masturbate

    2. Not Adahn

      Teach your neighbors to feed it.

    3. R C Dean

      How does on get rid of a raccoon in an urban setting?

      Perhaps one of these. Some of them have “suppressors” built in if you feel the need to not go to jail.

  69. Weirdness in welfare: My special needs son turned 18 a few weeks ago which means he can start getting a monthly disability check. That check $$ amount can be expanded to include housing costs if EF and I start charging him rent.

    1. Does that open you up to “Inspections” of your “Rental Property”?

  70. DEG

    Science journalist and geneticist Rob Arthur said Mr Biden’s vow was a “lofty goal but a dumb thing to promise”. He added: “There is not and for the foreseeable future cannot be a single ‘cure for cancer’. Cancer is an incredibly heterogeneous disease – breast cancer is not like brain cancer is not like leukaemia, and no cure would work on all of them.”

    Rob Arthur to be unpersoned.

    1. Fatty Bolger

      Way to harsh our #Science buzz with your so called “science”, asshole.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Heterogeneous

      I think I see the problem. /woke

  71. DEG

    “I was pretty surprised,” said the Pinterest insider in an interview, when s/he discovered that pro-life group LiveAction.org was added to a “porn domain block list.”

    Rule 34 dude.

    1. +1 Mormon porn

    2. What did they expect with a domain name that can be too readily read as “Live Action Orgy”?

      1. Raston Bot

        yeah, at first i sort of understood it and would accept an apology if Pinterest admitted they didn’t click it and just went by the URL liveaction.org

        but that’s not what happened.

        1. I know. But I couldn’t let the joke go unsaid.

  72. The Late P Brooks

    Keep feeding the pigeons. That will make them go away.

    It depends on what you feed them

    1. Alka-Seltzer?

    1. Not Adahn

      I like the offense/defense aspect of it, though you could add other divisions like:

      -total decibel level
      -artistic booty-slapping
      -reverse-aggressor-booty slapping, where the slapping continues until one of the competitor’s hands gives out.
      -solo booty slapping, wherein the competitor throws it back at objects of calibrated weights and they measure the distance travelled.

      1. Fatty Bolger

        Good ideas. Though personally, I mostly like the hot girls slapping each other’s asses aspect of it.

  73. Gustave Lytton

    https://www.kqed.org/news/11753658/same-union-behind-prolonged-marriott-walkout-threatens-strike-against-sfo-airline-food-companies

    “I have to work 12 to 14 hours a day,” he said. “I feel bad with myself because I can’t have enough time with my family. And United Airlines is a big company, they make millions of dollars every year.”

    Hey dipshit. United is your company’s customer, not your employer. What do you think would happen if your antics piss off your customer enough?

    I’d throw in a comment about “oh, no! Won’t be getting that crappy airline food served inflight”, but catering recipes and quality are largely at the behest of the customer airlines and can actually be quite good if the airline gives a shit.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      I haven’t gone overseas in quite a while, so my max flight is about 6 hours these days.

      Short enough that I feed myself.

  74. The Late P Brooks

    America- what a shithole, ch 2,803

    When policymakers and pundits talk about the nation’s affordable housing crisis, they usually talk about the forces that deny low-income Americans reliable and accessible housing near better jobs and educational opportunity. And they should; it’s not just a national crisis and widespread policy failure, but a moral crisis for the world’s richest nation.

    But new research shows that the shocking realities of the nation’s affordability crisis—8 million renters pay more than half their income on rent, and the country is short 7.2 million affordable housing units, according to the National Low-Income Housing Coalition—have begun to metastasize and impact the middle class.

    People keep moving to the cities, and housing prices keep going up. Maybe I’m wrong, but I cannot help thinking these are the same people incessantly braying about how Americans should abandon rural flyover country and move to where the highbrow cultural and intellectual elites live.

    Also, suburbs are a blight upon the land, et c.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      The crazy thing is that cities haven’t really grown in over fifty years. The cities with the most expensive housing (NYC and San Francisco, for example) are still smaller then they were in 1960. They’re just richer now then they were in the past, so demand is clearly not what is raising costs. Disregarding rent-control (which is absolutely a big part of the problem), maybe prices are increasing because the pool of possible buyers are higher income and willing to pay more?

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Actually, everything I said about NYC and San Francisco having smaller populations than 1960 is not true. I guess they surpassed their 1960’s population peaks in 2000. This is what happens when you stereotype

        1. Rhywun

          I refuted you on this last time 😛

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Indeed you did and yet I made the same mistake. My apologies for being a moron

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            But, know this- I can’t help it.

        2. R C Dean

          What is true, I believe, is that a smaller percentage of Americans live in the biggest cities. At one time, I think something like 10% of Americans lived in NYC.

      2. robc

        The big problem is regulations. SF is mostly single family homes when it should look like Manhattan.

        Manhattan shouldn’t look like Manhattan, it should look like sci-fi futuristic Manhattan.

        Last weeks econtalk had some good stuff on it.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          when it should look like

          ?

          1. robc

            “should” in the sense that that is where my best guess of what the market equilibrium would be.

          2. robc

            In a free market, property usually gets developed so that the structure is roughly 9x the cost of the land.

            When it starts getting down to about 2x (due to the building wearing out or the land increasing in value), it is profitable to tear down and rebuild.

            IIRC, SF is well below 1. The land may be worth 3 to 4 times the value of the structure in many cases. But it can’t be built out properly.

          3. R C Dean

            property usually gets developed so that the structure is roughly 9x the cost of the land

            Commercial property, this sounds reasonable. Not so sure with residential property. Lots around the Casa Dean are starting to sell (goddamit) and I don’t think people are going to build houses that are 9x what the price of the lots seem to be.

          4. R C Dean

            Clarification: by “residential, I mean “single-family homes”. I think of condos (maybe) and apartments (certainly) as being commercial real estate developments.

          5. robc

            Mine wasn’t too far off.

            Our home was about 7x the lot price.

            We could have build a bigger home, 8x would have been more typical for our neighborhood.

            It is an approximation. The point is that no one

          6. robc

            The point is the no one* is going to build a 40k house on a 40k lot.

            *I am sure some idiot has.

          7. robc

            “I don’t think people are going to build houses that are 9x what the price of the lots seem to be.”

            I bet duplexes and 4plexes arent allowed by regulation.

          8. My lot is actually work about 50% of the house value.

            ie – the land value in my suburb keeps going up (as do the prices) but if I wanted to replace my house with something roughly the same size, it would only be $150k-ish

          9. Gustave Lytton

            Ah, I’d agree with that.

          10. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            No one knows what the equilibrium is, because regulation has stopped the market from discovering that. Why would San Francisco look more like Manhattan and not more like Houston?

            At least we know what the market demands in Houston, because that’s what was constructed. We have no idea what the market in San Francisco demands in the 21st Century other than more hand outs

          11. robc

            Its just my best guess, if it ends up looking like Houston, I am okay with that. I just know it wouldn’t look like San Francisco.

          12. Less shit on the streets would be a distinct improvement.

          13. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            So we can all agree that what San Francisco is doing is not right. That’s all that matters.

            Let’s not have a situation whereby Ayn Rand denounced Milton Friedman as a socialist, because he opposed rent control from a utilitarian standpoint rather than from Rand’s preferred deontological standpoint.

          14. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

            San Francisco itself would not look like Houston because the supply of land is limited.

          15. Isaac Bartram

            I doubt very much that market-driven SF could look like Houston.

            SF’s location means that it can’t can’t spread (or as the enviros say, “sprawl”) the way Houston does.

            San Francisco is geographically and topographically unique in so many many ways. It sits on a peninsula less than 8 miles wide. its North South dimension is likewise less than 8 miles.

            Drive 40 miles in any direction from downtown Houston and everything is essentially interchangeable. You can do the same with Orlando, Atlanta or any number of other cities.

            As they say in the real estate business, “location, location, location.” Drive 40 miles from San Francisco and you in…Stockton. 🙂

            Yes, it is true that “No one knows what the [market] equilibrium is” but there are many indications of what that market equilibrium would be. Yes, it’s speculation and could of course be wrong.

          16. Isaac Bartram

            There’s a double negative I didn’t intend

            “SF’s location means that it can’t can’t spread…”

        2. commodious spittoon

          Manhattan shouldn’t look like Manhattan, it should look like sci-fi futuristic Manhattan.

          Like The Fifth Element, but with even more garbage?

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            “but with even more garbage?”

            Come on. How is that possible?

        3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          The assumption being made, though, is that demand would sustain itself if all the single family housing was replaced with high rises. Regulation is no doubt the root of the problem, but regulating the opposite isn’t really the solution. Developers will build what people demand and the skyline should match that.

          Houston has far far less regulation on its housing stock than San Francisco and NYC and there is a shit ton of single family housing and Houston is growing faster than NYC and San Francisco and is poised to be the third largest city in America at the next census or shortly after that

          1. robc

            See my point above about structure/land ratios.

            Houston is building right (ish) for its environment. SF, like Manhattan, is more contained.

            Of course, if the regulations were relaxed and more high rises were build in SF, that would lower the pressure on the surrounding properties, causing their land values to drop. The new equilibrium would be either some mix of high rises and single family homes.

            The current single family home owners might be a bit pissed when their million dollar home is only worth 500k.

            But the guy who turned the million dollar home into 5 million in condos would be happy.

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            I’ll defer to your analysis, because I haven’t studied the actual value of property in those communities in depth.

            But, am I wrong to think that the guy who converted his million dollar home into condos would not net $5 million? Wouldn’t he net a million dollars? Why would anyone purchase a one million dollar condo if the going rate for a single family home is one million dollars?

            I’m not sure that increased condo development would depress single family homes, it might actually increase the value of those homes, particularly if primarily condos are being built.

          3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            You must work in land use or construction, robc. The point about structural value to land value is a nice touch and a fair point on a micro-level.

            I’d like to read more about that if you have a link or something.

          4. robc

            I am not sure what a developer would net, but here is a general idea.

            Buy a $1MM property that is 200k in housing and 800k in land.

            Build a high rise condo building at 9x the land price. That would by $7.2MM on 800k. Total value of property is $8MM. Lets say it is 10 luxury condos at $800k each.

            Lets say the construction margin is 20% for the developer, so it costs about $5.8MM to build.

            So $1MM in initial purchase, $5.8MM in construction, sell for $8MM, netting about $1.2MM.

            I have no idea what the margins are, but that is the general concept.

            And now 10 families live on the same lot that formerly held 1 family. Each one of those that gets built, reduces the pressure on demand in the city by 9 units. The first ones wouldn’t change the equilibrium noticeably. If 10% of the single family homes in SF were converted this way, it would. 10% would double the population within the core city, if I did my math correctly.

            SF already has people commuting in 2 hours, so I think you would get more of that and less of Houston style development.

          5. robc

            Nope, I am IT. It is just a weird side interest of mine.

            I will find a link about the 9x thing.

          6. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Sorry for the redundancy, because I remember us having a similar conversation about this. I need to look at local governments and urban planning from work and I have never read people discuss the land value to construction value comparison.

            I remember you linked me to a website before about urban planning and I looked through it. Thanks for the info.

          7. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Yup, that’s the link. I’m going to read through this again.

            Sorry again for the redundancy.

          8. robc

            Be careful with that site. Marohn has some libertarian leanings, but some of the other authors are pretty much full blown leftists.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      deny low-income Americans reliable and accessible housing near better jobs

      If only they had better homes, they’d get better jobs too. And by better jobs, do they mean ones that have higher skills requirements or barriers to entry? Or just the same jobs with high pay (because the cost of living is higher)?

  75. Playa Manhattan

    Has anyone seen any noctilucent clouds this week? They’re popping up all over the US.

    I can’t see anything because it’s foggy.

    1. THAT STEVE SMITH FAULT. TRAIL MIX ALL DAY HURT STOMACH.

  76. The Late P Brooks

    And then, they lay their cards on the table:

    It’s easier to focus on the extremes of the housing shortage, both the rising levels of poverty and homelessness and the seven-figure spec mansions of the tech jet set. But the creeping cost of housing is pinching a middle class already struggling with flat wages, rising child care costs, and the skyrocketing price tag of a four-year college degree. This “middle-class squeeze,” as a 2014 report by the Center for American Progress illuminated, was about new constraints, and how “the costs of key elements of middle-class security rose by more than $10,000 in the 12 years from 2000 to 2012, at a time when this family’s income was stagnant.”

    “The costs of key elements of middle-class security” you say? And just what might those be, Shirley?

    When you’re regurgitating the narrative from the Center for American Progress, it’s time for me to stop listening.

    1. R C Dean

      rose by more than $10,000 in the 12 years from 2000 to 2012, at a time when this family’s income was stagnant.

      Median family income (as measured by the Fed) was actually down about 10% over that time, which encompasses two major recessions. Since then it has more than recovered. Curiously, their chosen endpoint was also the low point for median family income.

  77. The Late P Brooks

    This is what happens when you stereotype

    I can barely operate a single keyboard.

  78. DOOMco

    Well, I’m lining an interview with a small school in New Hampshire right now.

    1. bouncing from job to job across the country can’t be good for you.

      1. DOOMco

        No it can’t. But this should be the final hop.
        I have to get closer to family.

        1. R C Dean

          closer to family

          I find that a minimum four hour buffer works best.

          1. DOOMco

            If this one works out, we’d be about 3, a little more in the winter. I think your rule is about right.

    2. DEG

      Good luck!

    3. DOOMco! Bro! Been worried about you!!!

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      Google review

      “Captain provided an authentic Florida experience. Would visit again”

      4.5 bullets

  79. The Late P Brooks

    There are also increased calls for state-level intervention, to overrule failed policies at the local level. The repeated, and so far unrealized, push for SB 50, California’s transit-oriented zoning bill, as well as the successful passage of statewide rent control in Oregon, demonstrate the public’s hunger to have governors and state legislatures step in and use the tools at their disposal to put pressure on local governments.

    WTF?

    Rent control has been shown to expand the supply and quality of housing, every time.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      “SB 50, California’s transit-oriented zoning bill”

      Why don’t they rename the legislation the “Yuppy protection act”. At least it would be more honest

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Housing costs in Oregon are a direct result of, in order imo, a) 40 years of state mandated & directed land use “planning”, b) regulatory costs at every stage of the building process, c) excessive public land ownership (primarily federal).

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Yes. Oregon essentially banned suburbs a while ago and now they wonder why poor people have to commute so far for jobs.

        1. DOOMco

          “How could this have happened?!”

          1. Gadfly

            “It can’t be my policies, for I had good intentions. It must be wreckers.”

          2. AlexinCT

            That pretty much sums up how the cunts that create the problems will respond, whether they mean it or just say so while laughing at the morons in private as they take a check to the bank…

    3. Rhywun

      NY says “hold my beer“.

      TL;DR – permanent, much more burdensome rent control. Hello seventies, missed ya! I can’t wait for the comeback of fires across the Bronx.

      1. Not Adahn

        I can’t wait for the comeback of fires across the Bronx.

        Me too! Thrash-hop just hasn’t been the same since they broke up.

  80. The Late P Brooks

    Also- local governments’ policies (by and large) reflect the wishes of their constituents. “Muh neighborhood character!” is an effective rallying cry, no matter where you are. Any time somebody proposes a multistory mixed use (shops/offices below, apartments above) in central Bozeman; you know, something which makes sense for a not-insignificant number of people, the pitchforks and torches come out.

    “You can’t do that! You’re destroying Bozeman.”

    People drive around with “Montana Is Full” bumper stickers on their pickup trucks. There are probably more people in a ten mile radius of my parents’ house in Indianapolis than there are in the entire state of Montana (probably Montana AND Wyoming). Full, my ass. It’s just more “Fuck you, I got mine.” People are assholes.

    1. DOOMco

      Bozeman could use one of those.

      VT is still yelling about finishing the last 3 miles or so of a highway into Burlington.
      It’s been in the work since 1960.

    2. Rhywun

      Yes, this is exactly why the large areas of single-family housing in SF and LA will always remain that way. The people living there want it both ways. “Affordable housing” but “not in my back yard”.

  81. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    John McAfee

    Verified account

    @officialmcafee
    Jun 10
    More John McAfee Retweeted Janice McAfee
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    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      We don’t deserve McAfee

      1. AlexinCT

        Cause he is the one with the lady ballz?

  82. The Late P Brooks

    Why would San Francisco look more like Manhattan and not more like Houston?

    Topography.

    1. AlexinCT

      Is that code for people that shit on the streets as they are injecting themselves?

  83. Thread’s probably dead, but I didn’t want to rain on SF’s parade.

    Pinterest insider blows whistle on Christian censorship.

    From the article:

    Pinterest also “hides” materials from users on their home screens

    This is a blanket statement that is so true and has led to me not using Pinterest anymore. I do NOT want to see stuff on my home screen that is similar to what I ALREADY HAVE. I want to see marvelous stuff I can’t imagine myself searching for or, more likely, I didn’t know even existed.

    1. Morning, Mojeaux.

      1. Good morning! I finally have a second to breathe.

        In other news, I have never gotten around to building the firepit I wanted. So my 13yo son built it for me. Had a marshmallow roasting party last night.

        1. Congrats. Not many parents have a kid that age willing and able to get the necessary work done for a project like that.

          1. It’s ugly as hell, but it works and I am damn proud. I have become one of Those Moms over this thing.

          2. I can’t imagine he’s had a lot of practice though, so, as long as it works properly.

  84. The Late P Brooks

    I have never even figgered out what pinterest is, or what “service” it is alleged to provide. As far as I can tell, it’s just a search engine for images.

    1. Girls like looking at pretty things, fantasizing about how their homes could look on a budget of 1 nickel, and collecting affirmations, so we hoard images and links.

      Guys like looking at pretty guns and girls (preferably girls with guns), fantasizing about the size of their prep storage, and collecting “fuck yeah ‘murka” memes, so they hoard images and links.

      1. Democratic Hitler

        Remarkably apt summary.