Wednesday Morning Links

 

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it always is as I finally found something we can all agree with Crazy Eyes on!

 

Some Spygate drama.

 

Watch out for Tropical Storm Barry, which sounds like the nickname of a gay man.

 

Rip Torn dead at 88.

 

Deficits growth is as American as blaming the Russians.

 

FCC Commissioner going after two leftist groups for misuse of federal funds.

 

Georgia Man throws 13  year old girl he met online out of car during high speed chase.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

Comments

478 responses to “Wednesday Morning Links”

  1. AlexinCT

    Morning Banjos!

    1. Banjos

      Mornin’

  2. AlmightyJB

    I agree with eliminating the DHS. What she would replace it with is what scares me.

    1. Fourscore

      Deficits?

      1. AlmightyJB

        Department of Antifa?

        1. Festus

          NKVD.

    2. Just a thought not a sermon

      AOC sees it as the home of the Border Patrol and ICE, and wants to burn the whole thing down. Admirable in a way, but her goal here is complete elimination of border controls, not increasing freedom in the way any regular person would understand it.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        I wouldn’t trust her with that. Besides she’d just replace it with something worse. Remember. She’s an illiberal illiterate authoritarian at heart. Liberty for the people ain’t her gig.

      2. Rhywun

        This. She’ll fold all the surveillance and other unconstitutional shit into other agencies.

  3. Brawndo

    As a Patriots fan, I for am glad to see the term “Spygate” being used to refer to spying on the Trump campaign.

    1. AlexinCT

      That’s cause you have electrolytes.

      1. Brawndo

        I’ve got what plants crave

        1. WTF

          THE THIRST MUTILATOR!!

  4. Old Man With Candy

    Seen in the comments from the Georgia Man story:

    Biden wants to reduce prison population 50%.
    Agreed
    Straight to the wood chipper with this one.

    1. Fourscore

      Glibs are everywhere! #3 comment would solve the problem of #1 comment

    2. Hyperion

      Which is sort of ironic considering that it’s legislation passed during the Clinton admin, all of which he fully supported or even sponsored, which helped get the incarceration rate as high as it is now. I’m sure his idea would be something like, get them out of the general prison population and place them in forced rehad programs, all ran by his crony buddies. The guy is first rate scum.

  5. Drake

    Justin Verlander states the obvious – those baseballs are juiced.

    1. AlexinCT

      Wait, the balls – and I mean baseballs – are being juiced, not the players?

      1. Festus

        They could just raise the mound back to where it’s supposed to be but no, fans like to see dingers.

        1. AlexinCT

          For a second there I thought you said clingers….

          1. Festus

            My comment was a euphemistic minefield so…

          2. AlexinCT

            BOOM!

            Shakalaka?

        2. Drake

          I’ve reached my limit. An occasional home run is an exciting part of the game – as is were hit-and-runs, sacrifice flies, steals…

          Now when a 160 lb second-baseman hits a tape-measure opposite field homer, I think about other things I could be doing instead of watching the game turned into a farce like the NBA and NFL.

        3. BigT

          More important would be to return the strike zone to armpits to knees. The damned zone keeps getting lower – in a few years they’ll be playing f’ing cricket!!

          1. Drake

            Some of the younger umps are a little better about that. They came up with their zone being judged by the electronic cameras – so they at least call strikes above the belt.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      Joey Gallo’s numbers are suspicious.

      1. He’s a true three-outcomes guy: HR, KO, or BB.

    3. Pope Jimbo

      Uffda. You guys are trying to throw shade on the offensive juggernaut that is the Twinkies. Shame on you for doubting that their Summer of the Homer is anything but the result of good coaching and clean living.

      I’m a bit disappointed, but that is it. Mike S is gonna go high and to the right on you guys for doubting his team. (I bet he has already ordered his commemorative Twins 2019 World Series Champions bed sheets)

      1. Tundra

        I thought it was that the concrete at Target Field had finally cured.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          If by cured you mean, “Joe Mauer retired” then yes.

          1. Tundra

            ZING!

          2. Pope Jimbo

            Mauer drove me nuts. Runners on base, bottom of the ninth and he’d take a walk.

            The dude was supposed to be a superstar and had no guts to go for it in a game.

          3. Tundra

            That was also the ‘Twins Way®’. I was so happy when Gardenhire got nuked. Booooooring!

          4. Nephilium

            Well guys, I hope to watch your Twins lose this weekend. I’ll be at the game Friday night.

      2. Fourscore

        I don’t need to watch the game, just read the comments here in the morning

      3. 11.5 to 5.5 …

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Voqal spent $47,095 on “providing schools with free or low cost wireless Internet” during 2016, despite reporting $9 million in revenue and $30 million that year, according to the group’s 990 tax returns. Voqal reported paying $642,346 to EBS services, including $403,832 for employee salaries, during that same year, the tax returns show.

    They set out to do good, and ended up doing well,

    1. R C Dean

      “despite reporting $9 million in revenue and $30 million that year”

      $30mm what? Investment income? Losses? Expenses?

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      For-Profit corporations are evil!

  7. The Late P Brooks

    What she would replace it with is what scares me.

    They’ll have really nice uniforms.

      1. R C Dean

        Thanks for losing the gifatar. Those things are distracting.

        1. yeah I meant to do it days ago but lazzzzziness got in the way

    1. gbob

      It’s the suede denim secret police.

  8. PieInTheSky

    Deficits growth is as American as blaming the Russians. – learn to stop worrying and love MMT

    1. Fourscore

      According to my wife, it ain’t the deficits that are a problem, it’s the monthly payments trying to keep up. Just put the interest payments on a new credit card, just crazy enough to work, according to her.

      (Not true, Mrs F is extremely fiscally responsible)

      1. PieInTheSky

        wife jokes are no longer acceptable I would think

    1. Atanarjuat

      Once again, the left shoots themselves in the dick trying to hit Trump.

      1. Tejicano

        And then after shooting themselves in the dick they can’t even get pot to fall out of their ass. They can’t even fuck up properly.

        1. Festus

          *Callback Golf Clap*

    2. R C Dean

      Yesss!

      *fist pump*

  9. AlexinCT

    Some Spygate drama.

    I have heard from some reliable people that are in the know that now these weaponized three letter agencies that were not just encouraged but instructed by the Obama administration to do all manner of crominal and illegal shit no longer can deny they spied on the Trump campaign, that the FBI will blame bad intel from the CIA, and that the CIA then will blame a consultant company that came in to improve their efficiency and recommended a reorg for the failure to catch the blatantly obvious problem. In fact, they already are getting ahead of the story to give these crooks cover here by preparing the battlefield so when they have to testify they can pretend all this spying was just accidental instead of ordered from on high.

    1. You know who else prepared the battlefield…

      1. AlexinCT

        You on date night?

          1. Festus

            She was really sumpin’ back in the before times, in the long, long ago…

          2. Private Chipperbot

            I thought you were going to go with cleaning the pipes…

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      If Nixon had his Watergate moment why can’t Obama. For Christmas I want Barry and Justin to get their cone-uppance. It’s all I want., And a teddy bear.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Is a cone-uppance getting a bear hug from Madonna?

      2. WTF

        Barry will never come under the gun, because that would be racist.
        There’s no way anyone in a position to do so is ever going to come after the first black president.

        1. mindyourbusiness

          But…but..I thought that was Bill Clinton!

    3. DrOtto

      I remember when you were derided by the media as a conspiratorial loon for suggesting Trump’s phones were bugged. How far we’ve come.

  10. Raphael

    Aw man, I loved Rip Torn in MIB and City Heat. RIP to a fine and funny actor. Also, good morning Banjos!

    1. Banjos

      Mornin’

  11. Festus

    Mornin’ Banjos! Great tune! I listen to that on my work rotation all the time. Still not sick of it after all these years.

    1. Banjos

      Mornin’

  12. Spartacus

    FCC Commissioner going after two leftist groups for misuse of federal funds.

    Could be an interesting story, but it’s so poorly written that it’s impossible to tell what is actually going on.

    1. Festus

      Grifters gotta grift.

  13. Suthenboy

    I will tell y’all all about my day yesterday hen ai don’t have to peck out my words with one finger. I will drop this hint: I got surgery, he got an autopsy.

    1. STEVE SMITH TEACH YOU TYPE NO FINGERS

    2. AlexinCT

      I hope you heal well and I am sorry for the loss Suthen.

    3. Raphael

      Damn, well, hope you recover smoothly from the surgery and sorry about the loss. God bless you, man.

      1. Festus

        Sorry to hear. That flappy-flesh thing concerned me to no end.

    4. Fourscore

      Good, you will heal. A problem has been solved, 2 ways.

    5. PieInTheSky

      hope it all goes well and no excess physical pain from the surgery…

    6. Sensei

      Feel better all around.

    7. Count Potato

      Sorry 🙁

    8. Tejicano

      I hope your flesh heals well and soon, Suthen. I expect the heart will take a while… this too shall pass.

    9. Rufus the Monocled

      Sorry man.

    10. Pope Jimbo

      That sucks, but it better than the other way around. Get better and heal fast my friend.

    11. Tundra

      Tough, but proper decision. Heal fast, old man.

    12. mindyourbusiness

      Glad you’re OK, sorry about the pooch. Always tough when you have to do what’s necessary.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    I got surgery, he got an autopsy.

    Gadzooks. Hope you’re okay.

  15. Just a thought not a sermon

    So here’s something I’ve been wondering about. There’ve obviously been a lot of excesses with the #metoo thing–but is it also bringing about actual justice? I mean, scum like Weinstein and Bill Cosby may very well have gotten away forever with decades of abuse if not for the sudden spotlight on sexual abuse. R. Kelly too, maybe.

    How about Epstein? His crimes have long been known but not gone anywhere–nobody ever seemed interested in prosecuting him. Has #metoo changed the cultural atmosphere, allowing him to be brought to justice (if indeed he is brought to justice at some point)? Or is this something that would have happened anyway, eventually? Maybe it’s just difficult to prosecute extremely rich individuals, but the wheels of justice do eventually grind, and #metoo is simply taking the credit?

    I don’t know. Sometimes #metoo and the whole attendant atmosphere seems like a Cultural Revolution. I have a friend whose book was recently published and who’s been attacked on Good Reads for being insufficiently feminist (https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/41150303-this-is-not-a-love-scene). It’s bizarre, because it appears to be coordinated attacks of one-star reviews that all say almost the same thing. And she’s one of many, many people going through something similar–the publishing industry in particular seems to have been taken over. Somehow not following the precise party line on any given day is unforgiveable.

    And yet, I see justice actually moving for scum like Epstein, who should be in prison for life. Just absolute malevolent individuals going around and ruining other people’s lives for their own momentary amusement. I don’t know what to think.

    1. Raphael

      I believe that #metoo did take out and as you said, shine the spotlight on some of the formerly “untouchable” scumbags, but I also do believe that it’s caused a lot of damage in personal/professional relationships as a side effect/result of some bad actors. In short, I think it was overall a mixed bag.

      1. Bill Clinton still seems to get (mostly) a pass.

        1. Raphael

          I did say some. I hope he gets his comeuppance soon enough as well, but I ain’t counting on it.

          1. I would hazard a guess that Hillary (the “real” president) provides the protection for Bill. ie, not many in the fevered left can attack the Clintons because Orange Man is worse.

          2. AlexinCT

            They can’t take Bill down when so many of them still pine for the return of the might dragon lady that Trump somehow denied her destiny to.

          3. Festus

            His appearance will become older and more fragile as this winds through the courts, much like that Mafia Don in New York that used to roam the streets in his slippers and pajamas, feigning his infirmity. Too pathetic to prosecute.

          4. Raphael

            What both of y’all said. Hillary’s still got some pull and power so as long as she can be of use, her hubby will get some nice cover and enabling.

          5. Festus

            What are the odds of Bill suffering a debilitating stroke just before he’s due to testify? Even better if he died outright just before the Democrat National Convention.

          6. Raphael

            That would be absolutely magical.

          7. Tejicano

            I would prefer the herself stroke out and be left unable to communicate but still able to hear and comprehend. Let them circle in for Bill while Herself can do nothing but watch.

          8. Festus

            You have a dark turn of mind, Tejicano. We like that!

        2. Drake

          I think letting the Epstein stuff resurface in the press is a way to attack Trump AND to keep Hillary out of the campaign. Rumors were that she was on some of those flights.

          1. Sensei

            That’s dark. I’m not sure they are they competent. However, I wouldn’t be shocked either.

    2. PieInTheSky

      I think the shoving politics in everything is one of the shittier aspects of the left among many shitty aspects…

    3. Festus

      JATNAS! Haven’t seen you in a dog’s age! The rich and powerful have been doing this since before we lost our prehensile toes. It’s in our nature.

    4. Fourscore

      But is Epstein being chased for the crimes of 15 years ago? Didn’t he get his conviction, pay the penalty? The allegations of new crimes have to be proven, not just bantered about because of his past history of being a scummy guy. I’m not defending his past or present, I’m waiting for justice.

      1. Festus

        It will be framed however the powers that be wish it to be framed. We’ll never know “the truth”.

      2. Don Escaped Texas

        The recent double talk that underwrites double jeopardy is disgusting, a setback from constitutionality to feelz, the most dangerous shift for Americans of the past decade.

      3. The Other Kevin

        The events he’s charged with now supposedly happened after that last conviction, and they did find a lot of photos of allegedly underage girls at his house, which he was never charged for. Also, there’s one new woman who is claiming he raped her when she was 15. I think they are being careful about double jeopardy.

        1. Fourscore

          I understand all that but we’re still in the ‘supposedly, allegedly, claimed’ area. Are pictures of unknown girls of unknown ages illegal?

          If he is proven to have committed offenses I will be the first one to holler “Hang the guilty bastard” but until then I want a conviction in a court of law. Perhaps justice wasn’t served in the last case but judges, juries and witnesses have always been for buying and selling. I think its called “settling out of court”

    5. ChipsnSalsa

      A wiser fella once said, sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, the bar eats you

    6. Don Escaped Texas

      What I hope is obvious to women is that the time to report a situation is now, when it happens. Consolidate evidence, work with authorities, and maximize the potential for justice: that is your obligation not only to yourself but to other potential victims. I respect that sexual crimes are very difficult to report, retell, and relive, but the credible response to a crime is outrage and an urge for accountability.

      The old stories either have evidence to support them or they don’t, and those suspects should be handled accordingly. That said, it is a lousy model for any victim to see people waiting decades to accuse.

      1. Just a thought not a sermon

        Yes, if you want justice for something done to you, the time to seek it is within hours, or at most weeks. Not 20 years down the line.

        1. Atanarjuat

          I guess I was sexually assaulted. A gay man who I knew publicly groped me when I was in my late teens. I felt guilt, shame, weirdly put all the blame on myself until much later. I’m sure many women who went through much worse than I did have similar counterproductive feelings. Which sucks, because it doesn’t help the process of finding and punishing victimizers.

          1. Festus

            A gropy gay feller? Only in Obama’s America! Not to make light but the same happened to me quite a bit when I was a teenager. Shrugged it off. I had long hair and tight pants.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Who here hasn’t been groped by a handsy gay feller?

          3. ::raises hand::

            Maybe I’m just too ugly? ::runs away, sobbing::

          4. Rhywun

            FWIW, I’ve been groped by a straight guy.

          5. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Maybe I’m just too ugly?

            You could start by taking off that mask. It’s a little intimidating.

          6. I wear it because I’m ugly!

          7. Tundra

            FWIW, I’ve been groped by a straight guy.

            That wasn’t a grope, it was a manly ‘attaboy!’ slap on the ass.

          8. Rhywun

            That’s not where I was groped.

          9. *puts hand down*

            #metoo. Except that my incident was caught on camera and he was fired for sexual harassment.

          10. Rhywun

            Mine was a drunk English buddy at a party.

          11. Tundra

            You said he was straight.

          12. Rhywun

            FWIW, I had my doubts back then. But he’s been happily shacked up with a female during most of the years since.

        2. The Other Kevin

          Ideally, yes, but when it’s someone rich and powerful, who has the best lawyers and unlimited funds, I don’t blame the victims for not coming forward. Look what happened last time – he got an easy plea deal, the victims were never consulted, and they were labeled as prostitutes. And that’s pretty mild considering what else he could have done.

          1. R C Dean

            “they were labeled as prostitutes”

            At least some of them repeatedly took money for sex and recruited for him, so not entirely inaccurate for those.

    7. AlexinCT

      How about Epstein? His crimes have long been known but not gone anywhere–nobody ever seemed interested in prosecuting him.

      Well, a lot of this is because the media has seen its role as either ignoring, or when ignoring a story was not possible, whitewashing stories that hurt team blue. Have you missed the distorted and absolutely desperate attempts to tie Epstein to Trump, while the fact an enormous number of democrats that are connected to him, especially Bill Clinton, are never mentioned?

      1. WTF

        Yes, and if Hillary had won the election, none of this would be coming to light.

        1. AlexinCT

          The resisters only need to resist when one of them is not in the WH. Otherwise this shit gets ignored. As was mentioned here by someone else, in their desperation to bag Trump, they have fired so many torpedoes that have circled back right at them, that their ship is now turned into a smoking hulk and sinking fast, but they just can’t stop themselves from shooting more torpedoes set to circle back.

      2. why check out this political cartoon

        At least they got Clinton and Acosta, but there’s Trump too. Were Epstein and Trump actually friends? I don’t know enough about the case to answer.

        1. Atanarjuat

          Supposedly they had rubbed shoulders a few times including a flight on his smaller plane but Trump banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago in 2007 for sexually assaulting an underage female in the premises.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Doesn’t matter.

          2. WTF

            Yeah, the DemOp media is trying to grasp any straw to tie Epstein to Trump to deflect attention from his ties to Democrats.

          3. AlexinCT

            Yeah, Trump flew on a plane once. These two hate each other. But the media needs to connect trump to this to salvage all the team blue power brokers that are going to go down with this ship.

        2. Festus

          I first saw his depiction of Trump as Hillary. Funnier that way.

        3. R C Dean

          Trump barred him from Mar al Lago, so they haven’t been friends since at least that happened.

        4. Not Adahn

          Am I hallucinating, but isn’t he on a first-name, give-vast-amounts-of–money-in-exchange-for-favors relationship with Sen Menendez?

        5. Hyperion

          “Were Epstein and Trump actually friends?”

          One of the things democrats, the left in general and their media wing, tend to ignore, is that being friends with someone or associating with them in whatever way, is not a crime, regardless of what heinous crimes they may have committed.

      3. Scruffy Nerfherder

        This. Epstein is going down because the politics have changed and no other reason.

    8. Atanarjuat

      According to Cernovitch, the timing of the Epstein stuff is no coincidence and has more to do with covering up guilty associates than justice. As to the larger point, I do think #metoo is a good thing, even with the inevitable return swing of the pendulum. Hopefully the next Cosby/Weinstein/Penn State guy, and possibly more importantly their enablers, can’t be nearly as bold.

    9. robc

      How can I properly read this without a number to let me know where in the sequence it fits?

      1. Just a thought not a sermon

        I feel you, but I like to only attach numbers when I can offer at least some minimal level of originality in an idea or analysis. This was simply a plea for help in understanding.

  16. Dear Julie: what do I do about my boyfriend’s secret sex toy?

    Q. I’m a straight woman in her mid-20s happily enjoying a new relationship. Although we haven’t had the ‘move in’ conversation yet, I’ve begun to spend a lot more time at his apartment (much nicer than mine). The demanding hours of his work means that I’m sometimes left there on my own – and he’s encouraged me to treat the place as my own.

    The other day I decided to do just that and have a little snoop around. What did I find at the back of his wardrobe but a rather ridiculous male sex toy! I won’t name the brand (although Google suggests they enjoy somewhat of a monopoly on the market) but needless to say I was mortified. Aren’t these cheap plasticky thrills the preserve of creeps and onanists? Is there any tasteful way to raise the topic? I fear if I don’t mention it soon, it might spill out when I least expect it; if you could shine a light on this dilemma, I’d be most grateful.

    1. WTF

      I bet she thinks vibrators for women are totes cool.

      1. Festus

        Just wait until she learns about the special rack in the dishwasher for her beau’s “special friend”.

      2. Banjos

        Empowering

        1. Festus

          Brava!

      3. Just a thought not a sermon

        “I bet she thinks vibrators for women are totes cool.”

        Porn for guys is totally icky. Romance novels for women are harmless fun.

    2. Raphael

      Watch your boyfriend masturbate with it. Stare deeply into his eyes.

      1. AlexinCT

        That’s love right there….

    3. Just a thought not a sermon

      “Dear Julie: what do I do about my boyfriend’s secret sex toy?”

      Wait until his birthday and buy him a fancier model?

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      “Onanist” is a new word for me. Brings a wholly different perspective on Onan engines.

      onanist (plural onanists) a man who masturbates. a man who uses coitus interruptus as a means of birth control.

      1. I thought it was as strange use, especially tying it to the word “creep”.

        I mean what man doesn’t masturbate and/or pull out? (well minus you weirdo Catholics).

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Male pleasure outside of reproduction or pleasing the female is verboten.

          1. Tejicano

            When I hear somebody actually say this I am so tempted to say “OK. Should I wear a condom or do you prefer the taste of semen to latex? Since you don’t want me to do it myself I assume you are offering to help.”

      2. Nephilium

        And all because Onan didn’t want to get his brother’s widow pregnant and pulled out.

        I do wonder when someone is going to claim to be an Onanism connoisseur/geek/nerd.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Ahhh, forgot that story.

          1. Festus

            “Onan spilled his seed upon the ground” seems like what any good farmer would do come the Spring.

      3. Sensei

        Somewhat common use in Japanese. For a second I thought maybe that was the origin, but just looked it up. Derived from…. German.

        Onaru is the slang for the verb!

        オナニー (ONANII)
        Links
        Noun
        1. masturbation​From German “Onanie”
        Wikipedia definition
        2. Masturbation​Masturbation refers to the sexual stimulation of a person’s genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed manually, by use of objects or tools, or by some combination of these methods. Masturbation is a common form of autoeroticism, providing sexual pleasure or orgasm in the absence of a partner. The act, when performed with a partner, is called mutual masturbation and is sometimes used as an alternative to sexual intercourse.

        1. Tejicano

          “I’m so good at sex, sometimes I even do it with a partner.”

          1. Countess Alexandrovna: You are the greatest lover I’ve ever had.

            Boris: Well, I practice a lot when I’m alone.

    5. B.P.

      “if you could shine a light on this dilemma…”

      I see what you did there, lady.

    6. Spartacus

      it might spill out when I least expect it

      Heh heh heh heh

    7. ” shine a light on this dilemma”

      Oh, she’s so fucking clever, too.

    8. Hyperion

      “I’m sometimes left there on my own – and he’s encouraged me to treat the place as my own.”

      Unless he’s already committed to marrying this girl, there’s his first big mistake.

    9. Hyperion

      “Aren’t these cheap plasticky thrills the preserve of creeps and onanists?”

      *makes sure to run home and hide all of her cheap plasticky dildos before proceeding with the condemnation of other*

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Trump is tearing this country apart

    Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D-Mass.) lit into White House counselor Kellyanne Conway on Tuesday after Conway took aim at the freshman Democrat for voting against a President Trump-backed border aid bill.

    “.@KellyannePolls oh hi Distraction Becky,” Pressley said in a direct tweet to Conway. “Remember that time your boss tore babies from their mothers’ arms and threw them in cages? Yeah take a seat and keep my name out of your lying mouth.”

    Her tweet came in response to a tweet Conway made in which she mocked a disagreement between House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), Pressley and other progressive Democrats over a border aid bill recently passed by Congress as a “major meow mashup.”

    Feral children roaming the halls of Congress. “I want I want I want!”

    1. WTF

      “Remember that time your boss tore babies from their mothers’ arms and threw them in cages?

      Conway worked for Obama?

      1. Festus

        “Becky”. Hmm. Kinda racist, no?

  18. PieInTheSky

    Old article b ut didn’t know about this

    The Most Senseless Environmental Crime of the 20th Century
    Fifty years ago 180,000 whales disappeared from the oceans without a trace, and researchers are still trying to make sense of why. Inside the most irrational environmental crime of the century.

    https://psmag.com/social-justice/the-senseless-environment-crime-of-the-20th-century-russia-whaling-67774

    basically commie Russia did not need whales, but killing whales was considered by bureaucrats a subset of fishing, it was put on the five year plan and the fleets had to constantly exceed the plan to look good

    1. >>environmental crime of the century.

      Other than the gulags and mass starvation, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

      1. PieInTheSky

        I think you are missing the senseless keyword. gulags and mass starvation had sense for people wanting a stranglehold on power. This did not.

        1. Gulags and mass starvation are senseless too, eh? I’m sure there was some “logic” to the whale slaughter, just as there is with locking up and killing people.

          1. PieInTheSky

            I don’t get your point. Killing people for power is kind of standard. Killing whales for no reason is not.

          2. Think we’re talking past each other. Yes people are killed for uses of power. But some are also killed senselessly, without reason.

            Maybe they just hate whales?

          3. PieInTheSky

            Well the logic is whales are fish and fishing must increase, but the point is is more senseless logic than send potential enemies to the gulag, and some innocent as well just to encourage the others.

      2. Festus

        “Kulaks and Wreckers of the Sea!”

    2. ChipsnSalsa

      Communism, what can’t it do?

      1. AlexinCT

        Bring prosperity to the masses?

    3. PieInTheSky

      We totally need commies to halt globalz warmingz

      1. Just a thought not a sermon

        There’s no greater contributor to global warming than whale farts. Just look at how global warming has accelerated since the Soviet Union fell.

      2. AlexinCT

        It’s the commies (there is a reason we call the AGW cultists watermelons) that manufactured the whole AGW crisis. And then only to sell a despicable and evil political solution to a fable that would usher in more communism. Fuck the lot of them.

  19. PieInTheSky

    I have a coworker who’s outlook picture resembles a cross between uncle fester and dr evil. I know it is bad of me but I almost laugh every time I get an email.

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      So I need some advice, PieInTheSky. My wife’s co-worker and family is flying back today from a trip to Romania, her home country (co-worker’s, not wife’s). She has a son my son’s age, and they’re getting together this weekend to play some video games and whatever.

      So my question is whether I need to take precautions before letting my son go over there, and whether you think a garlic-heavy meal beforehand or just carrying around a cross would be more effective?

      1. PieInTheSky

        Crosses and garlic are a myth really. Your son needs to fill his underwear with a mix of dried thyme marigolds, yarrow and wormwood

        1. AlexinCT

          I thought that was to keep scoutmasters away, not vampires…

    2. AlexinCT

      Has he tried to recruit you to the gang yet?

    3. Nephilium

      My work has tried to say that we all need to put a picture of ourselves as our MS Office avatar. I am still using the generic initials that Office provides.

      1. R C Dean

        Your going to Siena dick pic, aren’t you?

        1. R C Dean

          Fucking autocorrect.

          1. Festus

            “Sepia” dick pic sorta works.

        2. Nephilium

          I do like being employedpaid, so probably not. But some time with a razor, some temporarily drawn on tattoos, and some specialty sunglasses could have me looking like this.

          1. Festus

            Long lost brother!

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Look Ma, no barrel

    A man was injured Tuesday morning after being swept over one of the waterfalls that makes up Niagara Falls, police said.
    Police in Ontario, Canada, were responding to a call of a man in crisis at Horseshoe Falls when the man climbed over a retaining wall, Niagara Parks Police tweeted.
    The man was swept over the rim and fell 188 feet into the Lower Niagara River.
    Officers found the man sitting on some rocks near the water and he was taken to a hospital. His injuries aren’t life-threatening, police said.

    I hope somebody captured that for posterity.

    1. AlexinCT

      Was he Indian (from Asia)? For some reason every Indian that comes to the US has to go to Niagara falls.

      1. Rhywun

        And they’re disappointed they can’t get there from Manhattan by taxi.

  21. Nephilium

    For those who need something new to use to remember Cleveland. There is now a third hastily made Cleveland Tourism video.

    /we’re still not Detroit!

    1. Rhywun

      Do I detect a little more optimism this time around?

      1. Nephilium

        Just a bit… of course I believe that video was also paid for (specifically for the All Star game going on), so he couldn’t bag on the city too hard.

  22. Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash:

    Royal Navy sailors banned from pubs after grotesque sex act caught on video

    Earlier this year video footage emerged that appears to show a man attempting to insert an eight ball into the backside of another man at the Red Lion in Helston – within sight of other customers.

    We understand that the four men were serving Royal Navy sailors based at RNAS Culdrose.

    After the footage was widely shared online, both the police and the Royal Navy launched investigations into the incident, which took place in the pub’s pool room on February 24.

    The Daily Mail previously reported that up to ten sailors could face disciplinary action. The Royal Navy has refused to say how many personnel were involved.

    Police have now confirmed that four men have been cautioned and banned from pubs.

    1. Raphael

      Four Guys, One Eight-Ball?

    2. AlexinCT

      WTF?

      To each his own, but how much alcohol does it take for someone to think doing shit like this, in public too, and then recording and positing it, somehow is a good idea?

    3. Tejicano

      Wait! I thought for sure the Royal Navy was going to have them flogged so they can complete the trifecta.

    4. creech

      Sounds like the locker room at Eton or some other public school.

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      There are no 8-Ball Fisters in the Royal Navy.

    6. Fourscore

      Is there some drug concoction called an eight-ball.? Didn’t Belushi do some of that, until he didn’t? I’m old school and unknowledgable of these things.

      1. Not Adahn

        Yes, but that’s the American term. In the UK it would be called a “swami-tacker.”

      2. B.P.

        An eight-ball is a weight measurement for cocaine – eighth of an ounce or something. A speedball is a drug mixture.

        1. Fourscore

          Thanks NA and BP. Never too old to learn. Probably won’t get a chance to get that into a conversation with my friends but still nice to know.

        2. Tundra

          Yeah, and enough to get you popped for intent to distribute.

  23. Scruffy Nerfherder

    And in Virginia news, the special session on gun violence went nowhere, as predicted. The Democrats have their campaign soundbites and have proceeded to wail about it in the media, with one rep crying on air.

    1. AlexinCT

      Pussies.

    2. Chipwooder

      I am very pleasantly surprised by this.

      1. Ditto. Maybe it’s time to get some scary black guns while it’s still legal here.

  24. PieInTheSky

    Under capitalism, “freedom” is when one person owns everything and tells everyone else what to work on. Democracy over what we work on is called socialist “authoritarianism”. We have been convinced of this because the people who own everything also own the news.

    https://twitter.com/existentialcoms/status/1147574408854171648

    1. WTF

      Because the business owners have armed troops to force compliance, while socialist collectivism is entirely voluntary.

    2. Raphael

      Lots of bases stolen right there, man what a mendacious prick.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s not mendacious if he’s just stupid.

        1. Raphael

          Fair enough, I may have been charitable in giving the man some intelligence.

        2. Tejicano

          I dunno. I find so many of them are both. The average mendacious lefty I have known is generally stupid enough to assume I believe their horseshit.

    3. Just a thought not a sermon

      “Under capitalism, “freedom” is when one person owns everything and tells everyone else what to work on.”

      Wha? This has been a very common system in history and is known simply as tyranny. I know people don’t believe the world existed before last week. The comments to that weren’t great but a lot better than the tweet itself.

    4. >>one person owns everything and tells everyone else what to work on.

      Who is this one person? They must have one hell of a throne

      1. Festus

        You did not disappoint.

  25. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Hall of Fame Edition

    If health is so clearly not as simple as we make it out to be, then why are we pretending like it is? Why have we all been socialized to think that health is a simple equation?

    One word: capitalism.

    The medical industrial complex (Ehrenreich & Ehrenreich, 1969) is a term used to criticize health as a for-profit industry and how the driving force of money creates an unbalanced, unjust system.

    How can we trust anti-“obesity” research findings when the studies are funded by the weight-loss industry? How can we have faith in medical practitioners offering us prescriptions when they’re sponsored by pharmaceutical companies? How can we believe that we really are sick when disease is invented just so that a solution can be sold to us?

    When our (lack of) health puts money into big businesses, we need to question the systems telling us that we’re unhealthy.

    And when our level of health determines how we’re treated in society, we need to question the validity of “health” as a concept.

    1. AlexinCT

      Every time I hear one of these cunts telling people how the only way for healthcare to be saved and made better is for government to run it, I point out that there is a reason I make sure to remain employed with a company that offers great healthcare: I want fuck all to do with the VA and the nightmare that system is.

      1. WTF

        And also point out that when people like Mick Jagger need heart surgery, they come to the US rather than trust the lovely NHS.

    2. Certified Public Asshat

      I know. If you’ve never thought about this stuff before, having it laid out like this can be overwhelming, confusing, and even terrifying. We take for granted the science behind health and the morality that we assign it.

      But we need to think hard about this shit – especially for those of us in the U.S. who are grappling with scary politics around healthcare.

      And yet no trigger warning.

  26. Atanarjuat

    Jeffrey Epstein Arrested! Mike Cernovich and Stefan Molyneux

    Apparently this Cernovich character has been championing the Epstein issue for a while, to deafening press silence.

    1. Festus

      I’m not that familiar with Cernovitch but Molyneux is a blow-hard of the first order. If he would limit his video posts to less than 15 minutes, I might listen to his show.

    2. blighted_non_millenial

      Our buddy Preet gets an ignoble mention.

  27. Count Potato

    “Revealed: Russian intelligence service planted the false conspiracy theory that DNC staffer Seth Rich was killed by Hillary Clinton associates”

    That doesn’t mean that DNC staffer Seth Rich was not killed by Hillary Clinton associates.

    1. WTF

      The Clinton’s feel bad about Jeffrey Epstein’s upcoming suicide.

    2. The Other Kevin

      Nobody thought that Seth Rich’s death had anything to do with the DNC until the Russians planted that idea. Not one person.

    3. one true athena

      It occurs to me belatedly that this may more about Assange than Seth Rich or the conspiracy. Tying Assange to the Russians had been

      1. one true athena

        (trying to correct the had to has led to premature posting)

        anyway we know CIA and co are desperate to get him here, we know what’s his face at yahoo who wrote this is a tool, so maybe this is one of those planted stories they’re gonna use as a reason for extradition.

        or maybe I’ve become too cynical.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Not completely wrong

    But the mortification here is not only for the Tories, or for Trump. Darroch’s cables should, rightly, also be an embarrassment to the Republican Party, and to all those who work with Trump. In the summer of 2017, Darroch wrote, “We could also be at the beginning of a downward spiral, rather than just a rollercoaster; something could emerge that leads to disgrace and downfall.” By last month, though, in assessing Trump’s reëlection chances, he was writing that there has been a key change since the 2016 campaign: the institutional Republican Party was now “four-square behind him.”

    The people around the President, whom Darroch described as his “gatekeepers,” were, to the Ambassador’s eye, also susceptible to flattery and glitz. They loved being part of Trump’s state visit to the U.K., in June, he wrote, “telling us that this had been a visit like no other – the hottest ticket of their careers.” In their “dazzled” state, Darroch wrote, they would open doors for the U.K.

    Darroch attended the rally in Orlando, in June, at which Trump launched his reëlection campaign, and he described the joy of the President’s supporters. The crowd was overwhelmingly white but “with a pretty even mix of men and women, young and old.” The answers that Trump offered to the problems facing the country satisfied the crowd, Darroch thought, even though—or maybe especially because—“as is standard at these rallies, the language was incendiary, and a mix of fact and fiction.” Thanks largely to the support of Trump’s base, Darroch thought that Trump had “a credible path” to victory. Despite all the scandals around him, Trump might even “emerge from the flames, battered but intact, like Schwarzenegger in the final scenes of The Terminator.” (Arnold Schwarzenegger, as it happens, briefly replaced Trump as the host of “The Celebrity Apprentice.”) Much depended, Darroch said, “on who the Democrats choose.” That is true, and Trump knows it. One hopes that the Democrats do, too.

    The bottomless well of shame which is Trump’s America. Where is our Savior?

    1. WTF

      We haven’t needed to care about the opinions of the British for about 240 years.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      A former British Ambassador to the US made the point that the UK should be embarrassed that they have leaks in their foreign service and that the releases were probably cherry picked to give a one sided viewpoint. The NPR interviewer was not pleased.

    3. Rhywun

      The crowd was overwhelmingly white

      So is the United States.

      1. Festus

        “You Lie!’

        1. WTF

          Yeah, based on what you see on television, white people are a small minority.

    4. Chipwooder

      If only we had a respectable head of government like Teresa May!

  29. Former House candidate from Bath faces 9 charges in alleged attempt to murder relative

    A Bath man with ties to the state’s Libertarian Party is facing nine charges after attempting to kill a 29-year-old woman Monday morning in Shirley, officials said.

    Christopher Hallowell, 24, made his initial appearance Tuesday afternoon in Piscataquis County Superior Court, where it was revealed that the victim, Megan Jennison, whom Hallowell allegedly shot in the hip and beat with the butt of a gun, is the wife of his mother’s cousin. An assistant district attorney, Christopher Almy, said Hallowell has a “history of mental psychiatric problems” and believed that his relatives were mistreating his great-grandmother, which is the alleged motive in the case.

    Hallowell is charged with aggravated attempted murder, attempted murder, aggravated assault, criminal threatening with a dangerous weapon, three counts of reckless conduct with a dangerous weapon, eluding an officer and driving after license suspension.

    Now that’s how you libertarian.

    1. PieInTheSky

      You have a Bath in the US? Does it have a royal crescent?

      1. Festus

        Nope. Hillbillies.

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      >Now that’s how you libertarian.

      I won’t applaud him until I know if he’s a deontological or consequentialist libertarian.

  30. PieInTheSky

    An analysis of centuries-old Arctic ice has revealed how bickering among Charlemagne’s offspring sent the global economy into a tailspin in 814.

    Long cores of ice extracted from 13 sites across Greenland and the Russian Arctic illustrate with new precision how the continental economy withered as Charlemagne’s heirs squabbled over his empire, plunging Europe into some of the dimmest years of the Dark Ages. The cores capture fluctuations in levels of atmospheric lead pollution over centuries. These, in turn, indicate how much silver was being smelted in Europe at a given time.

    High pollution levels suggest that during Charlemagne’s rule silver production reached levels not achieved since the Pax Romana, the apogee of the Roman Empire. His death coincides with a slump, signalling plummeting productivity at his mints. “The link is striking,” Joe McConnell of the Desert Research Institute in Nevada, co-author of a paper published yesterday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, said. “You almost feel sorry for Charlemagne’s heirs — everything craters around them.”

    https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/ice-shows-how-charlemagne-s-death-chilled-economy-77vqc0qgr

    1. WTF

      Huh, I was expecting the Babylon Bee.

    2. leon

      “You almost feel sorry for Charlemagne’s heirs — everything craters around them“

      Gavelkind is the worst! / CK2 player

  31. PieInTheSky

    I have a question. Why do random Americans who I do not know and have no connection to my field of work add me on linkedin? What is wrong with you people?

    1. Drake

      I’m always getting suggested contacts on LinkedIn. I ignore them all but I’m not surprised that some people keep connecting with those suggestions until they end up adding random Europeans to their “network” of people who don’t know them.

      1. PieInTheSky

        well I don’t know no one from no Pittsburgh

        1. commodious spittoon

          And you never will if you don’t accept their requests.

        2. Well, how are you ever going to get a job in Pittsburgh with that kind of attitude?

    2. I get most of my random contacts from India. I had a guy from the Ukraine send me a request the other day, though.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    How can we trust anti-“obesity” research findings when the studies are funded by the weight-loss industry?

    How, indeed?

    1. Rhywun

      Better to trust government diet advice that gets proven wrong over and over.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Shut up and eat your oatmeal, egg whites, and toast with a sensible dollop of marmalade. (But no butter.)

    1. Raphael

      Ah, THE QUEEN returns. #stillwould with righteous fury.

      1. R C Dean

        That bottom ain’t “pert”. Fat and photoshopped, yes. Pert, no.

    2. Drake

      Birthing hips.

      1. Tejicano

        I used to believe that idea about “birthing hips” until my wife had kids. Now I’m not sure.

        Normal size/shape for a Japanese woman – pumped out our firstborn 20 minutes after breaking water. Our second born took three pushes – done!

        1. Rhywun

          Jackie: [sobbing] Eww! Look! What is that? How come it’s like that? How, Roseanne? How is this gonna come out of this?

          Roseanne: Relax, Jackie. These have been coming out of those for millions and millions of years, you know? Muscles stretch. Bones break.

          One of my favorite moments from that show.

    1. Festus

      I swear to God you’re as bad as my Grandma that had subscriptions to People and The National Enquirer. (Lotsa fapping at Grandma’s after lights out)

  33. Pope Jimbo

    Looks like my go to move is now illegal.

    A woman had been in the store on the 900 block of County Road E about 30 minutes when she noticed Aaron Cecil Patton Jr. following her, she told police.

    At one point, as she stopped to take a picture of an item with her phone, Patton came up behind her and said, “I’m reaching for this.” When he lifted his arm, the woman felt Patton’s genitals on her back, according to criminal charges filed against him Tuesday.

    As she turned to tell Patton that his conduct was inappropriate, she noticed the fly of his pants was unzipped and his genitals exposed, the complaint said.

    1. AlexinCT

      If you put them on someone’s eyes the practice is called a teabag. What do we call it when it the package lands on someone’s back?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        The Fatback Slap?

      2. commodious spittoon

        A poultice?

      3. B.P.

        Saddling up?

      4. Once you go black tea, you never go back tea.

    2. straffinrun

      Your go to move being the guy’s or the lady’s?

      1. AlexinCT

        BAZINGA!

      2. Pope Jimbo

        I’d be so happy and feel so wanted if random dudes were sneaking up on me and rubbing their junk on my back!

        Sadly that never happens. That Bugs Bunny bit about wearing a wig and a dress is a total lie. The mashers see right through that.

    3. Tundra

      I thought your go-to was the ‘stop short’?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Nope. The stop short is reviled by Koreans.

  34. Drake

    She died for the environment.

    Retired jockey, 60, died when she fell onto an eco-friendly metal drinking straw which impaled her eye in a freak accident

    The 10inch stainless steel straw entered her left eye socket and pierced her brain.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      This shouldn’t be funny, but it is.

      1. Chipwooder

        Kind of like a story I read a while back where an Instagram “celebrity” died when a whipped cream canister exploded.

      2. Rhywun

        Gaia has a sick sense of humor.

    2. straffinrun

      Thank god no turtles were hurt.

    3. straffinrun

      OK, after reading the story, something seems awfully fishy. Alky lesbians are not the most peaceful demographic.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        From my experience, they’re just short of “Islamist husband” on the fisticuffs scale.

    4. Not Adahn

      BAN IT! IF IT SAVES JUST ONE LIFE!!!

  35. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Feminista Jones

    Not the blacksploitation film you were hoping for.

    For so long these women’s voices have been repressed even within feminist spaces,” agrees Shevisia Taliska, a Black millennial woman currently living in the Netherlands. “I truly believe that collectivist feminist attitudes will save us but only if those most privileged among us make it a duty to amplify the voices of the women who are most affected by racial capitalism, patriarchy, and colonialism.” Taliska, who identifies as a queer asexual, says that she finally began to openly embrace womanism and Black feminism after engaging with #YouOkSis, a campaign I created in 2014 to draw attention to women of color’s experiences with street harassment and other gender-based violence. She’s learned that it’s important to highlight the ways in which feminist consciousness has benefitted communities and the importance of elevating women for the sake of everyone’s forward progress.

    1. AlexinCT

      LOOK AT ME!

    2. WTF

      racial capitalism
      Wut? Define, please….

      1. AlexinCT

        Quit asking for a word salad generator to produce another word salad to explain terminology of their original word salad dude.

      2. The South! Cotton! America wouldn’t be anywhere the industrial powerhouse it is without the work of slaves!

        (!)

    3. Count Potato

      “who identifies as a queer asexual, says that she finally began to openly embrace womanism”

      What?

      1. Rhywun

        “Marxism broke my brain.”

    4. Chipwooder

      Wait…..if she’s a “queer asexual”, then why the emphasis on being a woman? Sounds awfully biiiiiiiiiiinary to me.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Would she sleep with a woman with a penis? That’s the only qualifying answer. No crib notes.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    The Clinton’s feel bad about Jeffrey Epstein’s upcoming suicide.

    Found hanging in his closet, wearing a slinky nightgown?
    Slip and fall off the top of el Capitan?
    Killed himself by jumping under a falling piano?

    1. WTF

      Committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head twice?

      1. robc

        And after the 2nd shot, throws the gun in the river two blocks away.

      2. Tejicano

        ..with a muzzle loader…

    2. Chipwooder

      Street robbery where nothing was taken?

    3. Pope Jimbo

      Maybe a metal straw through the eye to the brain? The story above was just a trial run?

    4. B.P.

      Tesla auto-accelerates into utility pole.

  37. Tundra

    Good morning Banjos and my favorite reprobates!

    I thought Angry Maynard might not work for such a gorgeous morning, but I was wrong. Great choice!

    1. Banjos

      Mornin’

  38. From fish to bacon, a ranking of animal proteins in order of healthfulness

    Most meat-eaters love a juicy hamburger or steak — but that should fall more in the indulgence zone, than in the category of dietary staple. The pros to red meat — which includes beef, pork, lamb, veal, venison and duck — are found in its minerals. Red meats can be great sources of iron and also pack “vitamin B12, zinc and protein, all of which are important nutrients,” said Amy Patton, a registered dietitian at Ohio State University’s Wexner Medical Center.

    The cons, however, are notable. “According to the American Institute of Cancer Research , red meat intake can possibly promote certain cancers such as colorectal cancer,” Patton said. “Cooking red meat at high temperatures may also increase cancer risk, and red meats tend to be higher in saturated fats than other protein sources.” The saturated fat may, in turn, increase your risk for cardiovascular disease.

    What should you probably avoid altogether, or at least only eat on a very rare occasion? Processed meats. “Essentially, this is any meat that has been preserved or had a chemical added, like bacon, bologna, pepperoni, beef jerky, hot dogs, sausage and deli meats,” Laster said. There are other ways to get your protein fix — without all the downsides . (The World Health Organization classifies processed meat as “carcinogenic to humans .”)

    I consume mostly red meat – and yet I’m still alive.

    1. AlexinCT

      Biology must no longer be thought – or thought effectively – to people in school anymore, because so many people miss the simple meaning of the fact humans are omnivores…..

    2. WTF

      Pork is not red meat. When they get such basic facts wrong, can you really trust the rest of what they say?

    3. WTF

      Yeah there’s an awful lot of “may” “can possibly” “may”, etc. in there.

    4. Tejicano

      I’ve got some healthy meat she can consume.

      I’m really tired of this “meat is the devil” BS. The number one cause of death for vegans and vegetarians is heart disease. Heart disease is caused by inflammation. Sugar and simple carbs cause inflammation while cholesterol repairs damaged cells and does not cause inflammation.

      1. Tundra

        I am willing to bet that the Food Pyramid has killed more people than cigarettes have. No matter how many times this red meat bullshit is debunked, it just keeps resurfacing.

        1. Tejicano

          Now that more information is available I’m pretty sure that statins at least accelerated, if not drastically promoted, my father’s Parkinson’s condition. Side effects from statins are almost an exact match for Parkinson’s symptoms.

    5. pistoffnick

      I don’t understand the hate against processed meat.

      Do you know what beef jerky is? It is meat with salt.
      Do you know what bratwurst are. It is meat with salt and spices.
      Do you know what bacon is? It is meat with salt and sugar.
      Do you know what ham is? It is meat with salt and sugar
      Do you know what pastrami is? It is meat with salt and spices

      I make all of those at home. I don’t believe that simply adding salt, sugar or spices to meat somehow makes it any worse for you than the original product.

      1. but it’s processed! /unlike TVP, Tofu, any bread, etc

        1. B.P.

          “Natural” — Trying to figure out a way to make wheat taste like chicken.

      2. pistoffnick

        Also a life without bratwurst is not a life worth living.

      3. A Leap at the Wheel

        Nitrates and nitrides are, on balance, probably associated with shorter lifespan, and while you can buy commercial processed meat without those, they are hard to find.

        The average healthy consumer, on balance, would probably live longer if they exchanged some saturated fats for unsaturated fats in their diet. (salt sensitive people and people with actual heart problems are different.)

        But we are talking hours and days for an otherwise healthy person. They’ll extend their life and feel better taking a fish-oil tablet and putting 5 lbs of muscle mass on their frame than they ever will from restricting saturated fats.

        1. pistoffnick

          “Nitrates and nitrides nitrites are, on balance, probably associated with shorter lifespan”

          *Narrows gaze at the healthy celery sticks in my lunchbox*

          https://academic.oup.com/ajcn/article/90/1/1/4596750

    6. R C Dean

      As ever , when an alarmist uses the word “may”, substitute the phrase “may or may not”. Example:

      “Cooking red meat at high temperatures may or may not increase cancer risk, and red meats tend to be higher in saturated fats than other protein sources.”

      1. delicious saturated fats

      2. Tejicano

        “may or may not” = “probably have no relation to”

    7. Sean

      Where does Prosciutto fall on the scale?

      1. Tundra

        Wood.

      2. Rhywun

        The danger of unknown meats is rated inversely to how delicious they are.

        1. Rhywun

          Er… un-inversely. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

    8. antisthenes

      OSU’s soon to be renamed Wexner Medical Center, heh.

  39. Count Potato

    “the principal exports of Bhutan are ferroalloys, carbides, dolomite, gypsum, and raw plastic sheeting”

    https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/1148930359821778944

    1. AlexinCT

      raw plastic sheeting

      That some sort of euphemism for condoms?

  40. The Late P Brooks

    (The World Health Organization classifies processed meat as “carcinogenic to humans .”)

    Yes, of course they do.

  41. The Left’s Metaphorical Holocaust Denial

    The Holocaust is not a metaphor. It is not a toolset to apply to every political event to demarcate the borders of the political spectrum. It was not the work of fascists, as the Soviet Union insisted. The Franco regime in Spain made efforts to save Jews even while the Soviet Union was executing some Jewish refugees as spies. FDR, a progressive hero, blocked the entry of Jewish refugees to the United States. El Salvador, governed by a fascist dictator, turned a blind eye to thousands of visas given to Jews.

    When you study the Holocaust as history, rather than metaphor, it becomes impossible to reduce the events to a simplistic progressive parable about the virtue of tolerant lefties who resist racism. Bigotry is inherent in human beings and mass murder is how totalitarian regimes implement their utopian visions.

    The Nazis and the Communists both imagined an ideal world in which the Jews did not exist. They went about implementing it in somewhat different ways because, like all fanatics whose morality comes from ideology, they had different theories to explain their own supremacism and the inferiority of the Jews.

  42. All right, Nippon Glibs, I figured out muh logistics/travel itinerary with my work, so yeah, I’ll be in the Tokyo area from August 3rd-August 10th. Let me know either here or at my protonmail email: (fesaly @ etc.) what days during that week will be best for us to have a little last hoo-rah. Kampai, fellow gaijins.

    1. Tejicano

      Sounds very good. Do you have any requests for the type of venue? Any limits on cost range? Any particular part of Tokyo you enjoy?

      1. straffinrun

        Same here. I know some good izakayas either in Western Tokyo or Shinjuku/Shibuya areas.

      2. Excellent, lads. I was thinking of yakitori/izayaka/beer gardens so definitely open to suggestions on that front. Having the shindig Western Tokyo (up to about Kichijoji/Musashino) would be great since I don’t to play around there often.

        Cost wise, I’m cool with stuff like 3000~5000 yen nomihoudais and that good stuff.

        1. straffinrun

          I love Iseya in Kichijoji. It’s got a long history and is Yasui. Last time I was there I had to step over a passed out high school girl whose hair was soaking in her own upchuck. And it still was an excellent diner.

          http://www.kichijoji-iseya.jp/publics/index/13/

          1. Well shiz, sounds like a swell joint minus the poor lass. All right, I’m down to clown there. I’m pretty much free that whole week really so you and Teji just let me know what days y’all are good on and we’ll work it out.

          2. Tejicano

            I am very much good with this. Tuesday through Friday is best for me – I hope that works for you guys.

          3. Sounds perfect to me. I’m looking towards Thursday or Friday so that fits pretty well!

          4. straffinrun

            Thumbs up.

      3. Sensei

        Ginza, hostess club, soap land, or Akiba maid cafe?

        Kidding aside find a comfy izakaya and have one for me!

        1. Thanks, sensei. Lol though, might make a final trip to see the nice ladies at one of the soaplands.

          1. Tejicano

            I hear they rub people the wrong way.

  43. Enough About Palin

    WTF s wrong with the MLB? I do not want some announcer chit-chatting with the guys in the outfield while they are playing the motherfucking game. Talk about fucked up. It’s baseball, not the G-d damned Olympics.

      1. B.P.

        On the other hand, breakdancing totally belongs in the Olympics, simply because I think it’s cool.

        https://www.npr.org/2019/02/22/697009844/breakdancing-in-the-olympics-paris-2024-organizers-say-oui-garcon

        1. Rhywun

          OFFS

    1. All-Star Game? I’m cool with it in that scenario because it’s not really a big deal.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    When you study the Holocaust as history, rather than metaphor, it becomes impossible to reduce the events to a simplistic progressive parable about the virtue of tolerant lefties who resist racism.

    Wait, what?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Just ignore it. Doesn’t fit the Trump narrative.

  45. Medicare for ALL:

    “Two programs — Medicare and Medicaid — are expected to account for 86% of all estimated HHS spending in FY2019,” it said.

    In the first eight months of this fiscal year, which began in October, HHS spent $834,346,000,000, according to the Monthly Treasury Statement for May. That is up from $731,724,000,000 in the first eight months of last fiscal year.

    Through all of fiscal 2018, HHS spent approximately $1,120,500,000,000 — or $93,375,000,000 per month.

    Through this full fiscal year, according to the estimate published in the Monthly Treasury Statement, HHS will spend approximately $1,230,273,000,000 — or $102,522,750,000 per month.

    In May alone, according to the Monthly Treasury Statement, HHS spent $146,552,000,000.

    That equaled about $4.9 billion per day, or $196.98 million per hour, or $3.28 million per minute.

    1 Federal Department Now Spending $100 Billion Per Month

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s hard to overemphasize how even minor changes in Medicare reimbursement rules have drastic effects on the healthcare business these days.

  46. Count Potato

    “While Western corporate media propaganda portrays the anti-China protesters in Hong Kong as “progressive,” they are violently breaking into the legislature and hanging up the flag of the genocidal, racist, mass-murdering British empire — which colonized HK”

    https://twitter.com/BenjaminNorton/status/1145862615580762112

    “Silly protestors don’t realise that freedoms and rights are tools of white supremacy”

    https://twitter.com/clairlemon/status/1148816661329383425

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      What does it say that they they prefer the genocidal Brits over the ChiComs?

      1. Chipwooder

        What does it say about this Ben Norton shitheel that he blathers on about how genocidal the British are without breathing a word about the Chinese treatment of Tibet or the Uighers?

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Apparently he works for or with Max Blumenthal, a proponent of the idea that not only did American adventurism in the Middle East spawn the current crop of terrorists (a point on which I have some agreement with him), it also created Donald Trump.

          1. straffinrun

            Ben Norton’s twitter feed a mismash of incredibly stupid takes and some kind of decent ones on places like Yemen. Typical Marxist: Kind of gets right the follies of interventionism, but completely oblivious to the fact that it’s large, centralized governments that are the problem.

          2. wdalasio

            Kind of gets right the follies of interventionism

            I understand the point of the occasional alliance of convenience with these guys. But, I think its a mistake to suggest they get it right. These sorts aren’t opposed to military adventurism. They’re opposed to military adventurism by the United States. They’re mostly all too happy see America’s adversaries engage in it. Where libertarians are skeptical of adventurism because they think it will lead to failure, they’re skeptical of adventurism because they think it will lead to success.

          3. B.P.

            Western Marxists only get on the right side of foreign policy issues by mistake (eg — Johnny-come-lately opposition to Hitler).

    2. Chipwooder

      “Who do those chinks think they are? How dare they think for themselves! Don’t they know that their rightful rulers in Beijing know what’s best for them?”

      There is something inexpressably disgusting and repulsive about a man who lives in a safe, comfy western democracy shitting on people trying to wrest themselves from tyranny because they are not good little Marxists.

    3. Rhywun

      Uh, “Ben Norton”, if that is your real name, that bit of violence was perpetrated by a small section of the group and on one day only and separately from the Main Event. Nobody’s pretending every single member of a hundreds-of-thousands strong group of scared and anglry individuals is going to be an angel.

    4. R C Dean

      Not to be confused with the genocidal, racist, mass murdering ChiCom government.

      Which, unlike the British Empire, is actually right there and not gone for two generations.

    5. Tejicano

      I would gladly send my college Mandarin textbooks to this fuckstick so he can take his first step towards life in the glorious PRC.

  47. Wanton Wednesday sez “tits out for HK independence!”

    http://archive.is/U4vqk

    1. 2, 16, 30. Wow, some real knock-outs in there, Q. Many thanks!

    2. Chipwooder

      Out? Blatant case of false advertising!

    3. Tundra

      3.

    4. PieInTheSky

      3 6 14 22 26

      1. Rhywun

        *saves for the lotto*

        1. PieInTheSky

          not a bad idea 😀

      2. Tundra

        I don’t think 6 is even real, Pie.

        1. PieInTheSky

          wait I mean 5

          1. Rhywun

            I’m starting to doubt your judgement of the ladies is much of a good-luck charm at all. ?

          2. Tundra

            Better, but 7 seems to be more your speed.

          3. Tundra

            Oops. 8

          4. PieInTheSky

            not really… i prefer brunets and something about 8 seems strange to me

          5. PieInTheSky

            i like 9 more than 8

  48. Further proving that everything the media thinks about “Hispanic” voter is likely wrong, parochial and ignorant.

    https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/jul/9/55-of-hispanic-voters-approve-citizenship-question/

    Once again: 1) most/many of these people would not identify as “Hispanic” if not for govt/census meddling, 2) People of Latin American origin who have been in the US for several generations do not have interests that automatically align with new arrivals, 3) There is nothing inherently biased/racist about determining someone’s citizenship for the purposes of Congressional apportionment.

    1. Count Potato

      The whole thing is bullshit. If it’s just to count people, then why does it ask all these other questions?

      https://www.censusquestions.com/us-census-form.html

      “NOTE: Please answer BOTH Question 8 about Hispanic origin and Question 9 about race. For this census, Hispanis origins are not races.”

    2. R C Dean

      When I lived 90 miles from the border in TX, we had few illegals because the local Tejicanos despised them.

      Not a monolithic mindless bloc.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Not a monolithic mindless bloc.

        Bro, do you even lift… up books of sociology written from a structuralist point of view?

      2. Tejicano

        No fue mi culpa

  49. Count Potato

    “In the last few weeks, the leading social media companies have doubled down on their strategy of deplatforming people and censoring content. Alt-right accounts are disappearing from Twitter, videos on controversial topics are being deleted from YouTube, and even some politically moderate YouTube streamers/content creators who didn’t violate the terms of service are being demonetized in an effort to drive them away. But deplatforming won’t work.

    This claim needs clarification. Whether something “works” or not depends on what you’re trying to accomplish. If Twitter/YouTube/Facebook want to virtue signal by showing that they oppose controversial views (which could well be their true aim), then deplatforming controversial people will work. What I mean is that it won’t accomplish the noble goals that these companies say is motiving them: to prevent violence and the spread of socially destructive misinformation. If these are their goals then deplatforming will backfire—and already has backfired.

    Advocates of deplatforming tend to think only one step ahead: Throw people with opinions you don’t like off mainstream social media and you won’t see them again—out of sight, out of mind. But the deplatformers should try thinking two, maybe even three, steps ahead: What will people do after they’re banned? How will their followers react? How will this be perceived by more or less neutral observers? With some forethought, it’s easy to see that banning people with supposedly “bad” or “wrong” views may not be the victory that deplatformers think it is.

    Banning people from social media doesn’t make them change their minds. In fact, it makes them less likely to change their minds. It makes them more alienated from mainstream society, and, as noted, it drives them to create alternative communities where the views that got them banned are only reinforced.

    Banning people for expressing controversial ideas also denies them the opportunity to be challenged. People with extremist or non-mainstream opinions are often written off as deranged monsters who could not possibly respond to rational argument. There are, of course, some neo-Nazis, Holocaust deniers, and the like, who conform to this cartoonish stereotype. With these people, reason and evidence go in one ear and come out the other. But not everyone outside the mainstream, and not everyone who falls for a misguided conspiracy theory, deserves to be written off. People do sometimes change their minds in response to reason. If they didn’t there would be no point in debating anything.”

    https://quillette.com/2019/07/08/deplatforming-wont-work/

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Although I hold the platforms responsible for their actions, a lot of the blame has to go to the ad agencies that are pushing the outlets to deplatform anyone who does not tow the SJW lion.

      Ad agencies are notoriously leftist to begin with (I think 85% Democrat) and they determine how and where their money gets spent. If they said that they only cared about market penetration and not the risk of being tagged on association with an “alt-right” video, there would be some shifts in the platform behaviors.

    2. This, when they silence those “problematic” voices, they just make their ideas and statements more exotic and give it that lovely “forbidden fruit” effect.

      1. wdalasio

        There’s the forbidden fruit effect. But, I think there’s something even more dangerous. The censors inevitably also target the thoughtful and reasonable people opposing the popular zeitgeist, as well. And silencing them actually empowers the extremists. When people start to see problems with the views pushed by the popular zeitgeist, there isn’t a thoughtful and reasonable position they can naturally turn to. So, the case of the actual extremists makes more sense.

        If Charles Murray is a white supremacist, there’s no real difference between him and Richard Spencer and he should be censored in the minds of the banners. But, when the audience Murray is being banned from encounter evidence that there are IQ differentials between ethnic groups (that may be genetic or may be socio-cultural; that are overshadowed by IQ differentials within ethnic groups), they don’t wind up getting that evidence from a guy like Murray, who’ll spell out all the caveats. It’s a guy like Spencer who’ll be happy to pull them in.

    1. PieInTheSky

      as the old Romanian saying goes, it is lucky stupidity in itself does not hurt…

    2. Republicans: Gov shouldn’t force people to buy insurance they don’t want.

      Ian: Literally mass murder

      All Dem prez candidates: We will make insurance illegal and kick every American off.

      Ian: ?? Sqeeeeeee!!!! ??

      The winning comment right here.

    3. WTF

      Ah, yes, I remember the bodies piling up in the streets prior to 2009.
      The horror, the horror…

  50. Sean

    PSA for you Mosin Nagant owners.

    SGAmmo has a limited supply of the 7.62x54R training ammo in stock. The stuff is great.

    https://www.sgammo.com/product/surplus-ammo-sale/912-round-crate-762x54r-czech-surplus-46-grain-hollow-core-low-recoil-ammo

    1. Thise are very rounded compared to the bullets I’m used to sending through the Mosin-Nagant.

      Plus no one ships ammo to NY. 🙁

      1. Sean

        Sorry dude.

      2. pistoffnick

        Indiana is not THAT far away!

      3. Not Adahn

        Not true:

        https://www.targetsportsusa.com/

        Also, get your damn pistol permit so we can go Action Pistol shooting. It’s the most fun I’ve had with a handgun that didn’t involve having to deal with a body afterwards.

  51. PieInTheSky

    Archaeologists are, for the first time, discovering the probable origins of ancient Greece.

    Excavations on a tiny island in the Aegean Sea – 125 miles southeast of Athens – are revealing the earliest truly monumental complex of buildings ever unearthed anywhere in the Greek world.

    Dating back 4,600 years, the site may also have been part of the inspiration for a key aspect of Greek religion – the idea that mountain tops were the dwelling places of the gods.

    The complex – on a mountain peak-shaped islet off the coast of the Aegean island of Keros (part of the Cyclades archipelago) – is totally changing archaeologists’ understanding of prehistoric Greece.

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/ancient-greece-archaeology-keros-aegean-sea-bronze-age-dhaskalio-bible-pyramids-crete-milos-a8997666.html

    1. Sean

      as well as evidence that very substantial numbers of copper daggers, spearheads, axes and other tools were manufactured on the sacred islet (conceivably as magical talismans for pilgrims to take home with them).

      They had a gift shop.

    2. Rhywun

      Neat.

    3. Dating back 4,600 years, the site may also have been part of the inspiration for a key aspect of Greek religion – the idea that mountain tops were the dwelling places of the gods.

      Yeah, okay. I’m gonna file this part in the “journalist writes bullshit based on a throwaway line from an archeologist” file.

    4. Stillhunter

      “Intriguingly, it was built within 100 years or so of the creation of Stonehenge, the first Egyptian pyramids, the great cities of the Indus Valley and the first known Mesopotamian kingdoms.”

      I’m not saying it’s aliens, but… it’s aliens.

      1. R C Dean

        I was not aware that Stonehenge, the first Egyptian pyramids, the great cities of the Indus Valley and the first known Mesopotamian kingdoms were so closely contemporaneous that you could say anything happened within 100 years of their creation.

        1. Stillhunter

          Don’t you even history bro?

          It’s almost like they dropped the extra zero in the significant digits.

  52. Count Potato

    Today, in everyone is literally Hitler

    https://twitter.com/Halalcoholism/status/1148773860151459840

    1. R C Dean

      Winning comment:

      “He should punch himself just to be on the safe side.”

  53. Count Potato

    “Trump fans adopted soccer star Kelley O’Hara as their hero. Then they watched this kiss.

    Republican pundits eager to praise Women’s World Cup soccer star Kelley O’Hara received a rude awakening when cameras caught her smooching her girlfriend in the stands.

    Following the big win by the American team at the World Cup Finals, O’Hara received praise for picking up an American flag which had accidentally fallen to the field.”

    https://www.queerty.com/trump-fans-adopted-soccer-star-kelley-ohara-hero-watched-kiss-20190709

    https://twitter.com/Queerty/status/1148764105043398656

    Because Trump supporters hate hot girls kissing?

    1. I’ll be in my bunk

    2. Pope Jimbo

      WHAT? There are lesbians involved in women’s sports? When did this start happening?

    3. Rhywun

      I like how there’s no evidence whatsoever given in support of this narrative.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        You don’t need to cite evidence when what you are saying is a known FACT.

        Everyone knows Trump is a Republican and everyone knows the GOP is anti-gay. Why do you want to waste our time by asking for proof Rhys?

      2. commodious spittoon

        It’s about the clicks.

      3. Yup, progjection as always.

    4. The Other Kevin

      “Trump fans adopted soccer star Kelley O’Hara as their hero. Then they watched this kiss.”
      … and now consider her even more of a hero.

    5. R C Dean

      Republican pundits eager to praise Women’s World Cup soccer star Kelley O’Hara received a rude awakening when cameras caught her smooching her girlfriend in the stands.

      Did any of the “Republican pundits” who were praising her complain about her smooching her gf?

      No? So this is all in your head, isn’t it.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Much like people getting upset about a black Little Mermaid. These people live in a fantasy world

        1. AlexinCT

          MUH NARRATIVE!

  54. The Late P Brooks

    Gross National Happiness

    Economic dignity would mean being able “to care for your family and enjoy the most meaningful moments of family life, without economic deprivation taking away those most meaningful moments,” Sperling said. It would mean being able “to pursue your potential and your purpose.” And finally, it would mean being able “to participate in the economy without domination and humiliation.”

    By Sperling’s criteria, he said, America is failing on all three fronts. Even as the unemployment rate in the United States is hovering near a 50-year low, the country has no universal paid-family-leave requirement to ensure that new parents have time to spend with their infant children or to heal after birth. No law grants employees bereavement leave with which to mourn loved ones and begin to piece their lives back together in their absence. The federal minimum wage falls beneath the poverty line for families of two or more. Officially, about 13 million Americans—and likely more unofficially—have to work multiple jobs to make ends meet. The U.S. also fails to provide adequate support for people who have lost their jobs, Sperling said, and adequate resources with which to find new ones. Students are taking on crippling debt to go to college. In 2017, 12.3 percent of Americans were living in poverty.

    ——–

    But Americans can fight for greater economic dignity, Sperling said, arguing that many already are: By unionizing; pushing for a higher minimum wage; lobbying for better leave, child-care, and health-care policies; and demanding action against workplace sexual misconduct, they’re working to claim more of what he put forward as the base necessities for all working people. Sperling argued that the government should be doing much more. “Government is responsible for making sure you have a degree of economic dignity,” he said, though he noted that policy makers shouldn’t start out “with a bias for exactly how it has to get done.” Policies to promote dignity could take a number of different forms, he said. The 2020 Democratic presidential candidates are debating a number of universal health-care plans. Expanding the Earned Income Tax Credit could help achieve what he feels is an essential “economic dignity wage,” he noted. So could a federal living wage, or, perhaps, a universal basic income. Child-care allowances, substantial periods of guaranteed family and bereavement leave, and barriers to harassment could be achieved in many different ways, he said.

    Moar government.

    The answer is always Moar Government.

    What a giant steaming pile of bullshit. Move to Bhutan.

    1. PieInTheSky

      “to care for your family and enjoy the most meaningful moments of family life, without economic deprivation taking away those most meaningful moments,” – this is literally meaningless nonsense

      1. commodious spittoon

        High unemployment and welfare subsistence to replace long stressful days and family vacations. Nah, brah, thanks anyway. I’ll take my day job.

    2. R C Dean

      I had not really thought “economic dignity” was obtained by demanding more gimmes and handouts and relying on the government.

    3. AlexinCT

      I am a loser and suck at this game of life, so I want the government boot on everyone’s neck, including my own, so others don’t show me up!

  55. The Late P Brooks

    I won’t be truly happy until the Ministry of Plenty has increased the chocolate ration from 30 grams to 12.

  56. Sean

    https://www.engadget.com/2019/07/10/amazon-game-studios-lord-of-the-rings-mmo-leyou/

    Huh. Interesting.

    According to Amazon, the game is unrelated to the show, but there will be at least one key similarity. While Amazon has kept pretty quiet about the series, we know it will take place in the Second Age, which predates Tolkein’s most well-known novels. According to Athlon Games, the game will also be set “at a time long before the events of The Lord of the Rings.”

    1. Rhywun

      It’s a free-to-play massive online multiplayer.

      Hard pass.

  57. straffinrun

    Senate talking about arms sales. Cruz just said that there is no question that Iran is a bigger threat to the US than Saudi Arabia.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emJYadS_2Vw

  58. Rhywun

    Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) introduced a bill to withhold federal funding for the 2026 men’s World Cup, which will be jointly hosted by the US, Canada and Mexico, until the men’s and women’s national teams are paid equally by the US Soccer Federation.

    Please make this happen.

    1. Rhywun

      TW: It’s one of the Post’s new millennial stringers and therefore full of misleading “facts” and galloping goalposts.

      1. AlexinCT

        I am bringing the popcorn…

    2. straffinrun

      USWNT players could earn roughly $260,000 in earnings for the World Cup win, including a victory tour, while the USMNT would get almost $1 million in the equivalent scenario.

      Equivalent scenario. Hahaha.

      1. Wait, the men’s team gets $1M if they beat a bunch of women’s national teams? Let me go find my cleats! Where do I sign up?

    3. commodious spittoon

      Viewership for the women’s final in the US beat out the ratings for the men’s final in 2018 between France and Croatia.

      You don’t say.

      1. In France, they had 19m viewers. Out of 66m people.

    4. Drake

      Women’s soccer is like a Special Olympics event. Any D3 men’s college team could beat them easily, but we pretend to care because, bless their hearts, they try real hard.

      Theodore Dalrymple agrees.

      1. Rhywun

        How could the women expect to play at the highest level without tattoos?

        LOL

      2. commodious spittoon

        Now, if women could play football as well as men, there would be no reason to have all-women’s teams and competitions. Women would have to compete on precisely the same terms as men, but we know that this would be absurd. If mixed teams were chosen purely on merit, there would not be a single female on them.

        Not when the Title IX requirements and discrimination lawsuits began piling up. Equality will finally be achieved when lawyers and bureaucrats are responsible for fiddling with team rosters. Counsel will be on the sidelines of every game advising which starting lineups and substitutions aren’t discriminatory.

        1. Tundra

          Keep going, idiots. If you were trying to kill women’s sports, you couldn’t do a better job.

          1. wdalasio

            Oh, I’m looking forward to the shrieks and wails when the trannies start demanding representation on the women’s teams.

            You want woke? Okay, enjoy your woke.

          2. commodious spittoon

            The wokest all-trans women’s team beat out every other team for a perfect season. Again. Yay women!

          3. wdalasio

            It’s the world they want. Let ’em have it. Good and hard.

          4. AlexinCT

            ^^^^THIS^^^^

          5. Hyperion

            We can’t achieve equality until all women’s sports are composed of men pretending to be women.

    5. wdalasio

      There’s a simple solution to this whole matter – split the Federation and the leagues in two, a men’s federation and a women’s federation. Each can be a member of FIFA. They can negotiate their TV contracts separately. The women should be just jumping at that opportunity. Their stunning success wouldn’t have to subsidize their incompetent male counterparts. And they’d finally be able to negotiate their wages divorced from the sexism that prevails in the men’s league.

      In short, are they willing to put their money where their mouth is?

      1. commodious spittoon

        The women should be just jumping at that opportunity.

        They could ask their dads or husbands to negotiate.

      2. split the Federation and the leagues in two, a men’s federation and a women’s federation.

        You mean like tennis? Of course, you get the occasional female player bitching about equal pay in tennis, too.

    6. Pope Jimbo

      I’m all for withholding funding for the World Cup no matter who is being paid what.

  59. The Late P Brooks

    I knew it!

    In America, the freedom of movement comes with an asterisk: the obligation to drive. This truism has been echoed by the U.S. Supreme Court, which has pronounced car ownership a “virtual necessity.” The Court’s pronouncement is telling. Yes, in a sense, America is car-dependent by choice—but it is also car-dependent by law.

    As I detail in a forthcoming journal article, over the course of several generations lawmakers rewrote the rules of American life to conform to the interests of Big Oil, the auto barons, and the car-loving 1 percenters of the Roaring Twenties. They gave legal force to a mind-set—let’s call it automobile supremacy—that kills 40,000 Americans a year and seriously injures more than 4 million more. Include all those harmed by emissions and climate change, and the damage is even greater. As a teenager growing up in the shadow of Detroit, I had no reason to feel this was unjust, much less encouraged by law. It is both.

    ——-

    Let’s begin at the state and local levels. A key player in the story of automobile supremacy is single-family-only zoning, a shadow segregation regime that is now justifiably on the defensive for outlawing duplexes and apartments in huge swaths of the country. Through these and other land-use restrictions—laws that separate residential and commercial areas or require needlessly large yards—zoning rules scatter Americans across distances and highway-like roads that are impractical or dangerous to traverse on foot. The resulting densities are also too low to sustain high-frequency public transit.

    ——

    As a matter of law, the operating-speed method is exceptional. It enables those who violate the law—speeding motorists—to rewrite it: Speed limits ratchet higher until no more than 15 percent of motorists violate them. The perverse incentives are obvious. Imagine a rule saying that, once 15 percent of Americans acquired an illegal type of machine gun, that weapon would automatically become legal. Other legislation amplifies the harm from this method. In California, for example, cities are sometimes obligated by law to raise speed limits against their will, and local governments are barred from lowering them even for safety reasons. This occurs against a backdrop of radical under-enforcement of the speed limit nationally, and the widespread banning of proven but unpopular lifesaving technologies such as automated speed cameras.

    It was all a plot by Big Internal Combustion.

    Fuck, dude. Seek professional help.

    1. PieInTheSky

      You know your derp
      Keep on lifting
      Higher
      Higher and higher

    2. R C Dean

      it is also car-dependent by law

      I am unaware of even a single law requiring travel by automobile.

      1. commodious spittoon

        That’s a pretty direct application of the “Anything which isn’t forbidden is mandatory” mentality. Car ownership isn’t forbidden, therefore it’s mandatory. So let’s forbid it.

      2. Fatty Bolger

        Adam Conover makes this same argument. It’s not really logic based, it’s about other people not sharing their public transportation fetishes.

    3. B.P.

      Turns out Mr. Let’s-live-cheek-to-jowl is a law professor in…. Iowa.

    4. Hyperion

      “America is car-dependent by choice—but it is also car-dependent by law.”

      What even in the fuck? Sure, it’s choice because everyone can walk 50 miles to work and back every day if they have to. And by law, because everyone is forced to own a car? What even in the fuck? Did Gulag Barbie write that?

      1. Fatty Bolger

        It’s car-dependent by law because we don’t have laws making it prohibitively expensive to drive a car. QED.

        1. Hyperion

          Sounds like the lefty logic of ‘If it’s not prohibited then it’s mandatory’ for sure.

  60. The Late P Brooks

    full of misleading “facts” and galloping goalposts.

    Galloping Goalposts, Batman!

  61. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”
    1. Rhywun

      That first link’s broken website is a hate crime.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”
        1. Rhywun

          It’s a nationwide epidemic!

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            No. It just shows once again that Liberalism is a myth and no one should be obliged to abide by its rules that are always, always hypocritically applied.

            If people want to ban burning the American flag, I’ll shrug at this point

          2. R C Dean

            SInce hate crimes are supposed to be motivated by someone’s membership in a protected class, and national origin and sexual orientation are both protected classes, why isn’t burning an American flag just as much a hate crime as burning a gay pride flag?

            Seems like either both are hate crimes, or neither is.

          3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            You live under a theocracy, but none dare call it that

          4. WTF

            It’s like abortion/murder: if the mother didn’t want the unborn baby killed, it’s murder to cause its death; if she did want the unborn baby killed, it’s not any sort of crime. It’s sort of like Schrödinger’s legal system.

          5. B.P.

            The United States is not a nation but rather an oppressive, racist empire. Nations are benighted little places that are allowed to have borders and national pride.

    2. WTF

      Utah high school football players could be in trouble for burning pride flag exercising free speech in video

      Because it’s been well-established that flag burning is free speech.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        LOL

        There are multiple examples of people being prosecuted for burning a pride flag from Iowa to Utah to now New York. Keep pretending like you have free speech rights. Maybe a baker can show you how much free speech rights matter

        1. WTF

          Oh, I know, but the courts have already held that burning an American flag is protected speech.

          1. AlexinCT

            Burning THAT FLAG is protected speech. Burning the ones the left loves however, is a hate crime.

    3. antisthenes

      Uh, I’m pretty sure stealing someone else’s American flag and burning it (as the guy in the first link did to the business’s pride flag) is still illegal. Maybe not treated as a hate crime, and maybe that’s a double standard, since “American” is a nationality, but it’s not as bad of a double standard as you’re making out.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        You obviously didn’t read the other links where they burned their own flags. If it makes you feel better, sure just pretend like this is different

  62. The Late P Brooks

    Down the BaT rabbit hole we go.

    WANT!

    1. Tundra

      Whoa. That’s pretty cool, but it’s gonna go for a ton.

      Here’s my current fave.

      1. R C Dean

        Chick. Magnet.

        I have not and will not tell Mrs. Dean about that website. I don’t want to work until I’m 90 paying for cars, no matter how awesome.

    2. Stillhunter

      I’ll have one of these before I die.

      https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1975-ford-bronco-6/

    3. B.P.

      That website was created by Satan to keep me down.

    4. Pope Jimbo

      That looks a lot like the 1980-something Le Car that my high school buddy’s mom owned.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        That’s quite a “sunroof?”

        they could have just given the owner an umbrella to stick through the roof and open up when needed.

      2. Drake

        A freind’s older sister had a Le Car. He called it “Le Shit” because it was always busted.

  63. The Late P Brooks

    This Alfa is more my style.