Saturday Evening Links of … Well, they’re certainly something, anyway

The magnificent SP is unavailable this evening, so you’ll just have to make do with me!

Finally, some benefit to veganism… Wait a second…

Well, how about a palate cleanser after that one? I can’t tell you how many Super Bowl parties I’ve been to where fights broke out over the last bowl of lentil soup

Maybe let’s move away from food.

“In 1944 at the height of WWII, the top tax rate was 94% for those making over $2.6 million. In the face of the existential threat of climate change, shouldn’t we ask the wealthiest among us to contribute a little more?” Apparently, 70, 80, or 90% tax rates are “a good place to start.” Sorry for the cancer, glibs.

Bold move, Cotton. I’m sure this will be well received by the typical Super Bowl watching sportsfan.

Gather your pearls and fainting couches. And maybe a huge grain of salt before you tackle this one. “In a normal, sane world, where the judicial process functions as it was designed to function, there would be only one, obvious answer to such a question, and one, obvious outcome.” So if you disagree, you’re obviously a sexist jerk, or something.

I’ll conclude these links with a little justice, finally.

 

Comments

253 responses to “Saturday Evening Links of … Well, they’re certainly something, anyway”

  1. Count Potato

    “In 1944 at the height of WWII, the top tax rate was 94% for those making over $2.6 million. In the face of the existential threat of climate change, shouldn’t we ask the wealthiest among us to contribute a little more?”

    No.

    1. Tres Cool

      How about you ask all you want, and the ‘wealthiest among us” are free to send as big a check as they want to the treasury.

      1. prolefeed

        How about she use accurate language, like “force at gunpoint” instead of “ask”, and “hand over, or else” instead of “contribute”?

        1. Chafed

          The truth doesn’t sell.

          1. Frank Dux

            I bet it would.

  2. Akira

    “In 1944 at the height of WWII, the top tax rate was 94% for those making over $2.6 million. In the face of the existential threat of climate change, shouldn’t we ask the wealthiest among us to contribute a little more?” she tweeted.

    The thing nobody asks is whether or not you’d like to go back to a WWII-era standard of living as well.

  3. Chipping Pioneer

    Granola Bars? WTF Mississippi?

    1. Chipping Pioneer

      Fuck it. You’re getting my theme music then.

      Tinfoil https://g.co/kgs/iPdcwL

    2. Chipping Pioneer

      Props to the states offering Buffalo chicken dip. Tasty stuff.

  4. Count Potato

    “This is is the first time the Washington Post will air a commercial during the Super Bowl.”

    Glass half-full, it can’t be any worse than Moron 5.

    1. MikeS

      I thought it was Ben Folds 5? Whatever, shittayto/shittahto

    2. Chafed

      This year’s half time show will be dog walking time.

      1. Puppy Bowl – see Animal Planet

        1. Chafed

          My kids and wife may do that. I will make sure I don’t even accidentally see a moment of Maroon 5.?

  5. Tres Cool

    “I’ll conclude these links with a little justice, finally.”

    How about a little Lone Justice.

    1. egould310

      Good song. Good band.

      Goid day, sir!

    2. Chafed

      They were a fun band.

  6. BakedPenguin

    Wait: isn’t conducive to vegetarianism? They actually have meat free foods that don’t make you want to puke, especially their cheese enchilada.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Isn’t “Amy’s” I blame computer.

      1. BakedPenguin
        1. Rhywun

          I see their stuff in the freezer aisle. Expensive af so yeah probably good.

          1. KSuellington

            Their canned soups are pretty darn good.

          2. BakedPenguin

            Dammit, Rhywun and KSeull are both right. Rhywun, you live in NYC, so everything’s expensive af for you. $3 a pop for those of us in the hinterlands. Ha ha ha!

            Eh, fuck it.

          3. Rhywun

            Groceries may be more expensive than elsewhere but not dramatically so. When I say that something in the grocery store is expensive af I mean in relation to similar options nearby.

          4. BakedPenguin

            Yeah, but I had to be a dick

          5. Yeah, screw the foooooodism, but the soups are good.

  7. Rhywun

    A Kos abortion piece? That fruit is hanging so low it’s in China.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Wait, I blame Rhywun.

    2. Count Potato

      “The purported purpose of the law, as articulated by its anti-choice backers, is to “protect” those people who choose to exercise their Constitutional right under Roe v. Wade to terminate an unwanted pregnancy.”

      IANAL, but I’m pretty sure a court decision isn’t the same as a Constitutional right.

      1. leon

        anti-choice backers

        I mean if they want to play this game being anti-choice looks better than being anti-life.

        1. Count Potato

          I’m so sure the author is for actual Constitutional rights such as free speech and the right to bear arms.

      2. Akira

        IANAL, but I’m pretty sure a court decision isn’t the same as a Constitutional right.

        It’s funny how Lefties deride and dismiss rights that are clearly enumerated in the Constitution (Second Amendment) but then invent Constitutional justifications for things that are not mentioned in there at all, like abortion.

      3. Homple

        Dredd Scott agrees that a court decision isn’t the same as a Constitutional right.

  8. Trigger Hippie

    Missouri: brocolli cheese soup

    I’ve been going to Super Bowl parties for over thirty years and I’ve yet to see this dish present at any of them.

    1. Rhywun

      I got “spinach dip”.

      It may just be possible that “Google Trends” is full of shit.

      1. Count Potato

        I once got a free jar of Tostito’s spinach dip. It was like the Green Giant blew his nose.

      2. Trigger Hippie

        Yeah, I’d say the most common SB snacks I’ve seen around my neck of the woods are Lil’ Smokies in a crockpot, Velveeta and Rotel dip, and pulled pork sliders.

    2. BakedPenguin

      Wait, I blame Trigger Hippie.

    3. straffinrun

      Sounds like it would be better the next day as hangover food. Speaking of which, anybody got some? Ugh.

      1. Spudalicious

        Hangover food? That’s known as a greasy cheeseburger, fries and booze.

        But I’m sure a nice bowl of ramen will work just as well…

        1. straffinrun

          Ramen is for the end of the night when you’re still drunk. A burger sounds good about now, though.

          1. Chipping Pioneer

            We’ve got a ramen place here that is the shizzle. Bone broth, soft boiled eggs pork belly. Good stuff.

          2. Akira

            I’ve gotten pretty good at making some bomb-ass ramen at home… I usually use ham bone broth augmented with a touch of soy sauce, mirin, and dashi. The meat is typically whatever I have on hand, usually some kind of leftover roast pork. I always include thinly sliced peppers (which are not traditional but hey, I like everything spicy) and onions. I’ve had great results adding baby bok choy as well.

          3. Spudalicious

            I can see that.

          4. Tres Cool

            A hot bowl of menudo works miracles for a hangover, too

          5. straffinrun

            As in the band?

          6. Akira

            One dreadful post-drinking morning, I threw something together that I still refer to as “hangover soup”…

            Chicken broth
            Can of crushed tomatoes
            Splash of tequila (which led to the situation in the first place)
            Freshly squeezed lime juice
            Habeneros
            Mirepoix
            Garlic
            Leftover roast chicken, shredded up by hand
            Salt and pepper
            Oregano
            Chili powder
            Red pepper flakes
            Handful of egg noodles

            It whacked that hangover like nothing else.

      2. Trigger Hippie

        I believe OMWC has suggested trying a Mexican dish called Menudo for such an occasion. But I could be *mistaken. That may also be more trouble than it’s worth given your location.

        *hits bowl*

        1. Rhywun

          Um… isn’t menudo like entrails or tripe or something? That sounds like more ? to me.

          1. Trigger Hippie

            I’m just passing along the advice of my elders. Personally, I go for a heap of hashbrowns and bacon chased with a shot of Tabasco sauce to clear my head.

          2. Count Potato

            Menudo can be made many different ways not only because there are different animals, but also because cows have more than one stomach.

          3. I thought Menudo was a boy band.

        2. Spudalicious
          1. ^THIS^

            /On Behalf of OMWC

    4. Nephilium

      Ohio: Buffalo Chicken Dip. Sorry, that’s just lazy (albeit tasty).

      1. C. Anacreon

        Two Buffalo dips go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.

  9. Spudalicious

    Wow. Nice work, Riven. I think I that hate just about everybody in every link.

    Salads in Idaho?!? Uh, yeah. I’m apparently going to the wrong SB parties. And the salads I have seen are either tokens or salads of death with more fat and calories than anything you’ll get on the coasts.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Wait, I blame…ah, fuck it.

      1. Rhywun

        Are you waiting around for Winston or something?

        1. BakedPenguin

          Trying to be funny. Missed by a bunch.

          1. Spudalicious

            No, no, no. You provided a lot of humor, as far as you know.

          2. BakedPenguin

            Spud, I already sent a fucking apology, don;t be an asshole.

          3. Spudalicious

            “Hey Spud, quit being yourself.”

          4. BakedPenguin

            No pun intended.

          5. Spudalicious

            Btw, I have absolutely no idea what you felt you needed to apologize for. I’m not seeing it.

          6. BakedPenguin

            Wait, I posted on this thread? What the hell? Where am I? What’s going on?

    2. Count Potato

      Salads of Death is my new metal band.

        1. Count Potato

          Nice tone.

        2. Rhywun

          Love it – sort of motorik

          1. egould310

            Yeah, motorik. And they injected a Buzzcocks like riff along the way. Buzzcocks can get a little motorik too.

            Got to put a new playlist together.

          2. Rhywun

            Listening to a live studio performance in Seattle – good stuff. Much enjoy. Yeah Buzzcocks – and Wedding Present.

          3. egould310

            KEXP?

          4. Rhywun

            Yes

    3. leon

      Utah: Bacon wrapped smokies

      I mean there are a lot of good choices on that list… but this has got to be on the top…

      1. Spudalicious

        Bacon wrapped smokies, with a Maalox back. Bring it!

    4. I think I that hate just about everybody in every link.

      Success!

      Also, the salads I’ve had at superbowl parties are consistent with what you’ve mentioned: mostly fruit, pudding mix, coolwhip mixed affairs with cookies on top.

      As for actual greenery, sometimes people bring veggie trays.

      1. Spudalicious

        I will nibble at a veggie tray at the beginning of the party so that I feel better about myself when my plate is covered with wings, artichoke dip and Swedish meatballs.

  10. leon

    “shouldn’t we ask the wealthiest among us to contribute a little more?”

    Taxes aren’t contributions. Don’t ever let someone get away with talking like that.

    1. “Sure, ask Warren Buffet and George Soros for a contribution….leave the rest of us alone, you @#$%”

  11. MikeS

    Minnesota Man gives Florida Man a run for his money (click the link just to see his mugshot, if nothing else):

    Minnesota man gives wife meth, throws ‘death party’ before she dies

    Duane Johnson told authorities he and his wife had a “death party” for the final days of her life. They had been “rocking out” to their favorite song: Quiet Riot’s “Metal Health.” They took methamphetamine and she stopped taking her medications, he said.

    The man said his wife couldn’t eat or drink so he said he used snow to wet her mouth. He said she had convulsions but she wouldn’t let him call for help, so he held her to keep her from hurting herself. He said they had sex fewer than two hours before she died and she stopped convulsing and was more at peace.

    1. leon

      Duane Johnson

      I expected more from The Rock

    2. straffinrun

      Even though this has been posted many times already, it’s good that we don’t let people forget this husband-of-the-year.

      1. Spudalicious

        That one has staying power. I think we’re going on four days in a row.

        1. MikeS

          I blame BakedPenguin

          1. I blame Nikki. She’s the worst.

    3. Count Potato

      “Responding authorities reportedly found words spray-painted on the front door, a naked Duane Johnson, several guns and hundreds of rounds of ammunition.”

      Because America!

    4. Did he tell her Trump was impeached, too?

      1. ..and then had the Cleveland Browns carry her casket.

    5. Pope Jimbo

      Did he say that the convulsion sex was the best boinking they have had in years?

      1. …I, I mean…uh…

        *wanders off*

    6. AlmightyJB

      I think that look says “I’m your problem now suckers!”.

    7. mr simple

      That guy is 58? Not really an exemplar of healthy living, eh?

  12. The Bearded Hobbit

    Pea and peppercorn mash

    I have never heard of such concoction before. From this single fact I conclude that the author of this article did 0.0 seconds of research.

    My best guess: chile con queso

    PS: going to be ignoring the Hyper-Bowl for the fifteenth consecutive year. Might go out shooting instead, if the weather holds up.

    1. straffinrun

      How is the answer not “pizza” for every state? You guys not eating turkey on Thanksgiving either?

      1. The Bearded Hobbit

        ^ ^
        Yup

      2. Rhywun

        Google Trends are always a fascinating glimpse into the regional delicacies and traditions, and their Super Bowl breakdown of the foods searched for most uniquely in each state is no different.

        Your guess is as good as mine as to WTF that is supposed to mean. But I bet is had no relation to what people actually eat.

        1. straffinrun

          Searched for most uniquely? That’s giving me a headache, but then again I already had a headache.

      3. MikeS

        All this article proves is that Google Trends has a ways to go before it recognizes any actual trends.

        1. Chafed

          Next you’ll tell me they are an unreliable guide to the next election.

          1. MikeS

            ^ Russian bot ^

          2. CPRM

            ‘Troll’ is our preferred pronoun.

    2. AlmightyJB

      It’s a self-fulfilling poll. everyone in New Mexico sees Peas and Peppercorn Hash and their all like WTF is that? So they Google it and so on it goes.

  13. DEG

    Chili, pizza, nachos, and chicken wings are the standard Super Bowl fare around the country,

    What is this “Super Bowl”? I hear a lot of people talking about it. Unfortunately, it probably happens after the sun goes down East Coast time so that I can’t go to the gun club and shoot while everyone is doing whatever it is they do around the Super Bowl.

    /looks over list

    Massachusetts: Gluten-free pretzels

    Sad.

    Nevada: Vegan cheesy bacon spinach dip

    One of these things is not like the other.

    1. C. Anacreon

      Chili is king for Super Bowl parties. We’re having friends over tomorrow and my wife is making an enormous pot of the spicy stuff.

  14. Nephilium

    I’m still surprised no one has linked this yet.

    1. Count Potato

      That is kind of cute.

    2. Chafed

      Still not drinking it.

  15. Chipping Pioneer

    I’m not sure if many of you will appreciate this, but I’m really enjoying the Weezer Teal album.

    https://open.spotify.com/album/65sHj9PvsbyD0uugGHjueN?si=BP9wB5I8TH2Z76QZOkswhw

    1. I posted one of the songs several days ago, and I don’t think anybody appreciated it. (For the record, I didn’t appreciate it, either.)

      1. Count Potato

        Imho, their covers sound too much like the originals.

    2. Rhywun

      I like Weezer in general, I just didn’t see the need for the two songs I’ve heard so far. They sounded exactly like the originals.

      1. Chipping Pioneer

        Fair enough. I guess that I like a lot of 80s music, and I like a band that I like covering some of it.

        1. Rhywun

          Enh I’m just being cranky. Maybe I’ll check it out if it shows up on Bandcamp or something else I don’t have to sign up for.

  16. straffinrun

    Got a feeling this tweet’s days are numbered.

    1. Chafed

      I don’t know. I bet it stays because it’s goodthink.

    2. mr simple

      What did it say?

      1. Chafed

        “Thank you n*ggers for your support.” Put over a picture of Ralph Northam. Tweeted by an African-American.

  17. Count Potato

    “Beyonce pledged to eat plant-based breakfasts and go meatless on Mondays, while Jay-Z is promising to eat two plant-based meals a day. ”

    That’s hardly vegan.

    1. leon

      That’s hardly vegan. a sacrifice

      FIFY. But rest assured, they will lecture us on our need to sacrifice money/car/jobs/tech

      1. Rhywun

        She should promise not to wear any dress that cost over $100.

        1. Not an Economist

          I don’t think she has worn a dress that costs less than $1000 in years.

  18. AlmightyJB

    I’ve lived my entire life in Ohio and I don’t recall ever seeing Buffalo Chicken Dip anywhere in fact I’m not even sure what that is. Buffalo Chicken Wings & Dip are everywhere and seem more likely.

    1. Tres Cool

      Fun fact- I made some keto ersatz “buffalo chicken dip” today. Chicken breast, 1/2 packet of ranch dressing, a bar of cream cheese, and wing sauce.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Sounds quite yummy:)

    2. *squints suspiciously*

      You are an Earthling, yes?

  19. The Bearded Hobbit

    [riv-uh n] noun 1. a gaming, lifting, shooting, intoxicated, ravenous, and happily-taken nerd. 2. often aims to misbehave. 3. and though she be but little, she is fierce.*

    She (and her husband) are also delightful dinner companions.

    1. Oh you! 🙂

      I might have to add that in. Lol

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Do it!

  20. Pope Jimbo

    How long have OMWC and SP been living in AZ? Long enough to blame them for outrageous instances of black face in AZ restaurants?

    At the downtown Phoenix restaurant, my concern that the photograph of men in blackface was a threat to me and my face and voice were ignored.

    A business’ photograph of men with blackened faces culturally says to me, “Whites Only.” It says people like me are not welcome.

    The operators of that downtown restaurant can choose to take the photograph down, leave it up or create a title card with an intention statement. No matter their decision, I think the photograph should be taken down — sacrificing one image for the greater good.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Bass has been around that long?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Uffda. Are you sighing at the story or me? Did you post earlier? I’VE BEEN REAL BUSY IN MEAT SPACE SO CUT ME SOME SLACK!!!!

        1. I think multiple people posted earlier.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            Sorry. Like I said, I’ve been so busy lately I’ve been unable to keep up with the wit and wisdom of Glibs.

    2. Spudalicious

      Not even in the state and already spreading the hate.

    3. Chafed

      I don’t understand this guy. It looks like a picture of miners to me. Is he saying this is actually a still from Birth of a Nation?

      1. Brochettaward

        He knows that they’re miners. But the point is that it makes him think of blackface and is thus offensive.

        1. Chafed

          I’m sure you are right. It’s so badly written I couldn’t tell.

          Now that I know. Fuck him. His subjective impression doesn’t change objective reality.

          1. His subjective impression doesn’t change objective reality.

            Triggered

  21. Pope Jimbo

    Wait there is a post on Glibs about vegans and this isn’t used as a pic in the links?

    I’m so fucking disappointed.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Ouch

    2. I do what I want!

      (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

  22. Tres Cool

    A solid story for Black History Month.

    1. Count Potato

      That is a great story.

  23. AlmightyJB

    Is that Omar chick like 12?

    1. leon

      She was married to her brother so…

      1. AlmightyJB

        I don’t want to hear people make fun of West Virginia anymore.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Amazing that we replaced a congressman who had been a member of the Nation of Islam with someone who is even more anti-semitic and stupid.

      I wonder if the 5th CD in Minnesoda misses Brother Keith now?

      1. Chafed

        Serious question. What do my fellow Jews in the area have to say about Omar?

        1. CPRM

          Jews? In Minnesota? LOL.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            Uffda. The 5th is home of St. Jewish Louis Park. Where we got the Coen Brothers, Al Franken, and Tom Friedman. We have our fair share of (((them))).

            How many of (((them))) can you degenerate Sconnis lay claim to?

          2. Chafed

            What’s their opinion of Omar your Holiness?

  24. AlmightyJB

    What is Kos assuming those Hand Maiden’s Gender?

  25. Shpip

    FWIW, Mrs. Shpip and I are hosting a Super Bowl party this year (we alternate parties around this time every year with a Burns Night soiree). Menu is:

    Home-pickled vegetables
    Assorted olives
    Pretzel bites with spicy cheese spread
    Charcuterie
    2 racks of ribs, a Boston butt, and a pound of sausage from Dreamland
    Homemade potato salad
    Shpip-smoked kingfish filet

    Guests will bring other sides and/or desserts.

    1. straffinrun

      2 racks of ribs, a Boston butt, and a pound of sausage from Dreamland

      I’ve never clicked on a link so fast.

      1. Shpip

        I was introduced to Dreamland by a golf buddy back around 1996 (I played in college at a smallish school in Florida, him at the University of Alabama. You can imagine how our results were at state and USGA Mid-Am tournaments). I certainly have the time and ability to get top-quality pork and smoke it myself, but the nostalgia factor kicks in, as well as the convenience. And that sauce… ooooh, that sauce.

        For the uninitiated: Dreamland is the shizzle.

        1. straffinrun

          Drooling just looking at the pictures. And pecan pie, too. WTF am I doing here eating squid chips?

          1. Come Home, Straff…come home.

        2. MikeS

          Weird story; per your comments, I checked out Dreamland’s webpage. Saw that they have a location in Duluth, GA. My step daughter and her hubby live close by so I texted them to recommend it to them. (they’re fairly new to the area). They texted me back a pick of their doggy bag they just left there with. Crazy coincidence!

          And they also say it’s absolutely fantastic.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Woah!

    2. egould310

      Thank you.

    3. Spudalicious

      Very nice lineup.

  26. AlmightyJB

    A little more justice music.

    https://youtu.be/rAfNQlBa44I

    1. CPRM

      Are you calling that guy orLittle Nicky black? I’m confused how that’s racist.

    2. Rhywun

      Doesn’t sound any worse than anything in an average episode of Family Guy.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Not really the point though. It’s the double standard that’s the point.

        1. Rhywun

          Oh sure. And Family Guy gets away with it for the same reason as Maher.

          1. BakedPenguin

            Yeah, but less funny

  27. Chipwooder

    A rather hilarious anecdote I heard today about Ed Sullivan – when his show first went on the air, he got a terrible review in a NY
    Newspaper from a critic named Harriet Van Horne. He wrote her a note:

    Dear Miss Van Horne,

    You bitch.

    B3est regards,
    Ed Sullivan

  28. Pecan Sandy

    Pizza for Maryland?

    Crabdip or GTFO.

    1. Chafed

      Jesus Christ.

      1. CPRM

        Damn right wing Americans!

  29. Gustave Lytton

    WTF is uniquely searched for foods if the same thing repeats across multiple states? And how do these give insight into regional variation if MA, NJ, VA, WV, GA, PH, MI, & KS share the same food. Or WA, AZ, FL, WY, & TN.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Yeah,that poll is BS.

    2. MikeS

      And ~10 states are getting ready to make cake for the Superbowl? Seriously…cake? The entire thing is laughable, and the “journalist” non-critically reporting on it is pathetic.

    3. CPRM

      Wisconsin: Buffalo chicken dip

      Bullshit. I don’t even know what the fuck that is. Beer is the correct answer, followed by cheese curds.

      1. CPRM

        Also:

        Minnesota: Tacos

        with their extra mild sauce?

        1. MikeS

          Because Wisconsin is known for it’s spicy food? I mean, other than their Buffalo chicken dip, apparently.

          1. CPRM

            Well, many people here aren’t into peppers, it’s a different story with Horseradish.

          2. straffinrun

            Put that on a beer brat with some saurkraut. Mmmm.

          3. Pope Jimbo

            You can’t be a true foodie when you spend most of the fall drinking paint thinner and screaming “THE PACK IS BACK”

        2. Pope Jimbo

          The extra mild sauce is only for the most adventurous of Minnesodans.

          It should also be noted that the correct pronunciation is “tack-os”

      2. nw

        Uh… we’re in Wisconsin, why would we need to search for Beer or Cheese Curds?
        Just go to your neighborhood tavern.

  30. MikeS

    ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ substitute irks Duluth teachers

    Nearly a year after announcing it would remove “To Kill a Mockingbird” and “Huckleberry Finn” from its English curriculum, the Duluth school district’s efforts to select replacement texts for the books has prompted faculty backlash.

    Penned by Harper Lee and Mark Twain, respectively, the classic books had been required reading for Duluth’s high school students until last year. The district announced plans in February 2018 to drop the titles, citing the works’ repeated use of a racial slur.

    No replacement has yet been named for “Huckleberry Finn,” previously taught to juniors.

    But “Spirit Car” by Diane Wilson will replace “To Kill a Mockingbird” as required reading in freshman English.

    1. CPRM

      American Psycho should replace Huck Finn, it’s got ‘American’ right in the title!

      1. DrOtto

        American Pyscho II – Mila Kunis is (((Russian))) so it also proves collusion – problematic!

    2. Not “Go Set a Watchman”?

    3. Gustave Lytton

      The Duluth school board should be tarred and feathered. Replacing To Kill A Mockingbird with a grievance monger’s book barely 10 years old. Untucking believable. Bezmenoz was right (again).

      1. MikeS

        Right? They replaced a Pulitzer Prize winning American classic with a Minnesota Book Award winning story that quite possibly would have been forgotten about if not for these idiots. SMDH

    4. Pecan Sandy

      Huck Finn was one of the few books I enjoyed reading in high school. We read to kill a mocking bird freshman year and I don’t remember much of it. Then we watched the damn movie with Gregory peckory and that pretty much made reading the book useless since now all I can remember is the movie.

  31. CPRM

    Ok, haven’t been around much the last few days, but what the hell is going on with this Virginia Governor? The right got mad because he wanted to kill babies, and it was all ‘fake news’ from the left, then there was a picture were he dressed (in the 80s) as something people see as racist (now) and the left go after his head. Did a rightwinger find this picture? Or is that just how fast the outrage works these days? Either way, we live in a fucked up world.

    1. straffinrun

      “I’m really sorry for the hurt and pain I’ve caused by this picture. BTW, it’s not me anyways.”

      1. I’m not happy this is where we are as a nation. However, it’s hard not to have some schadenfreude at this devouring one of their own. I guess we’re going to get to a place in which no one is allowed in politics except for preapproved, connected power elites who get a pass for anything; which is exactly as they like it.

    2. Spudalicious

      He took his mask off and told everybody what he really thinks about abortion. And then Karma stepped forward, grabbed him by the throat and started punching him in the face.

      That’s what happens when you accuse your opponent of being a racist all through the campaign, knowing there are pictures like that from your past, and then declaring that infanticide is totes okay. It appears that there is actually a limit.

      1. CPRM

        But, who found the picture? Was it a righty trying to ‘own the libs’ or was it an SJW who was enthralled by his ideas on abortion and wanted to look more into their new hero only to have their world shattered by a picture? I’m not sure which one is more disgusting, but the fact that this is where politics now is disgusting.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          It was first reported on by Big League Politics – thus, this was lib ownage.

        2. Spudalicious

          That picture has been known about for some time. Dan Bongino learned about the photo in October but couldn’t verify it, so he let it lay. The proggies want the black Lt. Governor to be the Governor. They were laying in wait and Northam just gave them the ammunition with his abortion comments.

          My guess is the Gillespie campaign know about it and “took the high road”.

          1. Brochettaward

            My favorite part of the story:

            Over the course of the press conference, the governor did admit that he had used shoe polish on his face to participate in a Michael Jackson dance contest in San Antonio and says he takes responsibility for that and has learned from it.

            I had been joking for days now that it’s hard to remember all the times you wore blackface in your life and called yourself Coonman. Well, apparently Northam actually has worn black face multiple times.

            I mean, the most common sense thing to do from the start would have been to deny he was in the picture and force someone to prove otherwise. No one from his med school days seems to be talking. But this asshole admitted then, then took it back…all the while admitting he did, in fact, wear blackface at one point in his life.

          2. Rhywun

            Imagine what he’s not telling us.

          3. Chafed

            I’ll bet his frat brothers have some incredible stories.

  32. MikeS

    How about some justice for all of us

    1. egould310

      A Lil’ Bit O’ Justice https://youtu.be/jeXaJ0Ba9EI

      1. Chafed

        That’s good. I haven’t heard them before.

    2. CPRM

      I’ve seriously soured on Metallica since the Napster thing (when I got a letter threatening to sue me for having a bootleg where they fucked up the intro to King Nothing and had to start over.)

      1. egould310

        Saw Metallica at Deer Creek on the “And Justice For All” tour. The Cult was the opening act. My friends and I got really high smoking weed. We moshed the entire concert.

        Napster. Fuck Metallica.

        1. PudPaisley

          Fuck Metallica for following up “And Justice” with the Black album. That album ended my rabid Metallica fandom.

          1. MikeS

            If you think the black album is bad (I don’t) you should give St. Anger a listen.

          2. Chafed

            It made me angry so… mission accomplished?

          3. egould310

            Agreed. Ride the Lightning and Master of Puppets, though.

      2. MikeS

        I guess my view on that is that if I only listened to bands that didn’t act like dicks, I’d miss a lot of good music.

        1. CPRM

          It’s one thing to act like dicks, it’s another to be 15 and get a letter saying millionaires might sue you for more money than you’ve ever see for doing something they said was ok. (their original position was bootlegs were OK, but then I still got that letter.)

          1. MikeS

            Would you say they pushed you to the frayed ends of sanity?

          2. CPRM

            No, they just kind of irked me. I found the whole thing funny, wish I still had the letter, I’d frame it.

    3. Chafed

      MikeS gets it.

  33. Canyons of cleavage on Slutty Saturday.

    http://archive.li/adYbJ

  34. LJW

    Question for the gun nutz. .308 or 300 Blackout? It will be used for home defense maybe some hog hunting at a future date.

    1. CPRM

      Phased plasma rifle in the 40 Watt range.

      1. KSuellington

        Hey, just what you see pal.

    2. Spudalicious

      Unless you neighbors are a long ways away, both are too much for home defense.

      1. LJW

        Looks like a had a little too much to drink. Obviously not a home defense weapon. Was talking while typing. Side note my brother in law just got a nice Benelli. Probably why I slipped in home defense. Anyways meant to say Deer hunt. I am planning to go my first hunt next season and am looking at picking up a rifle.

        1. Spudalicious

          I don’t know much about 300 Blackout, which would make me lean towards the .308. A very versatile round that will kill plenty of deer.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Depends on the type of home defense. Burglars, not so much. Cuban troops backed up by Soviet advisors? Hell yeah!

    3. Tejicano

      300 Blackout is good specifically if you intend to get s sound suppressor since it was designed for that purpose. And sound suppressors are very useful for indoor applications.

      Otherwise, 308 is more common and more powerful.

      What flavor of launcher are you looking at?

    1. egould310

      That’s silly.

      1. CPRM

        You should have heard the next caller.

          1. CPRM

            Now that you brought that up, got to link to Phil Hendrie.

    2. PudPaisley

      My parents live in da UP and they listen to a show called Talk Time in the mornings, mostly for the laughs. It is unintentionally really funny. I wonder if this skit is based on the local show they listen to.

  35. Shpip

    Well, shoot. I grabbed the wrong bag o’ filets. Instead of smoked kingfish, it’ll be smoked wahoo dip and filet for my Big Football Game party. Better eating fish, anyhow.

    1. KSuellington

      Did you catch that?

      1. “You didn’t catch that.”

        /Lightworker

      2. Shpip

        Yes, that’s me and one of the two wahoo I landed that day.

        The trip landed two ‘hoo, plus seven kings, several blackfin tuna, a mess of dolphin, and one exquisite tilefish extracted from the deep.

        1. KSuellington

          Sweet! Nice fish. I’ve never caught one. That is a good day fishing.

  36. mexican sharpshooter

    Arizona: Cake

    One of the benefits of living in AZ is when somebody makes a list of stupid things by state, its third on the list. You can skip reading the rest of the stupid things associated with other states.

    I do feel bad for the 12 people in WY.

    1. CPRM

      ‘read’, what are you in elementary school. My NSA Alexa read it to me.

  37. CPRM

    OOh, we’ve gotten a late night Swiss invader?!

    1. Swiss invader?

      I am an ABORIGINAL of this site!

  38. Spudalicious

    Yeah, it couldn’t possibly be people Googling things that they don’t often make.